Pearl - Play it Cool, but She Said WHAT？!

00:00:00.000 There's an article I saw the other day that said after you have your first child you will

00:00:07.020 hate your husband. You will hate your husband. I've heard men say that they need to

00:00:13.340 not shame women when they said they did crazy sexual things. So it's like you might feel

00:00:20.840 disgust but you should have a poker face. That way the women will reveal more so that way after the

00:00:28.640 marriage and kids you don't find out. It's better to find out before the marriage and kids.

00:00:36.020 Doug MPA how are you doing? I'm good Pearl how are you? I'm good. Tell me what is the craziest thing

00:00:47.300 you've had to hear when a woman say on a date in a relationship etc that you had to keep on a poker

00:00:57.720 face? Well so I'm let me keep things general first when you get past we start dating women in their

00:01:06.860 30s they are not afraid to tell you how much men suck on the first date. They will go on for 30-45

00:01:16.480 minutes about how there's piss in the dating pool men are trash and they just expect you to sit there

00:01:22.580 and just take it. Yeah. So how does it go? Do they start with that or like where in the date do they

00:01:30.960 bring it up? It's to the point where I've started a date and then I've ordered a drink or two

00:01:37.880 and then I'll get up and then I'll pay for my drink or I'll pay for my part of the bill and I'll leave

00:01:45.140 and leave her at the table. I've done that multiple times. Yeah and it's usually women by the time they

00:01:53.440 hit 35. So um you know I'm in my mid 40s so um I know you might say what are you dating women over 35

00:02:02.900 for? Hey I don't yeah men like what they like I'm not here to tell you who who you can and can't date.

00:02:10.920 Go ahead. Um mine would be uh I've sat and listened to a woman to talk about her toxic ex

00:02:20.740 and she uh this man stalked this woman. She had to move to a different part of the DMV

00:02:29.900 and then uh she couldn't give out her real phone number. Pretty much her last ex was a psychopath

00:02:37.180 and she had she couldn't leave the area because of her job but she had to stay incognito just in

00:02:45.580 case he found her again. I'm like wait what? You should lie. It's time to lie. It's time to not

00:02:53.640 say anything actually. She didn't even have to lie. She just didn't have to tell you. Why would you say

00:02:59.280 that? Yeah and I don't know what she literally outlined the entire quote-unquote toxic relationship

00:03:06.840 with this guy in about 45 minutes and and what I never saw her again after that but I like those

00:03:13.400 crime shows like uh like American Greed and Wives with Knives and all those so I knew I wasn't gonna

00:03:20.260 see her again but I wanted all the juice. I wanted I got I got wrapped up in the story. I was like I kind

00:03:26.840 of want to see how this whole thing plays out. So were you entertained at least? Did you have a

00:03:31.740 good night? Yeah you know the whole story was crazy and the sad part about it is she had a law degree

00:03:38.240 she had an Ivy League undergrad and Ivy League law degree and she's messing with this pookie

00:03:43.880 who was literally terrorizing her. What did he do? Now I want to know. Do you still have her number?

00:03:49.900 Can you call her? No no this was years ago. So yeah what did he do? So they he had two kids

00:03:58.840 that he he never really saw. Okay. He worked a blue collar job and he had a whole lot of time and

00:04:06.620 he's because women that are lawyers are a lot of professional women that they want guys with a lot

00:04:12.280 of time. Right? So they moved really fast he moved in with her and then just started where are you at?

00:04:21.520 Who are you with? And she's talking about it and one of the best things about you Pearl is you always

00:04:26.900 ask questions that kind of make the story fall apart. Because remember guys a lot of women tell the

00:04:32.440 female friendly version of the story. And what is the female friendly version of the story Pearl?

00:04:38.440 Was she cheating? We don't know the female friendly version of the story is they're the heroes and the

00:04:45.240 victims in the story at the same time. I thought you meant like there's a detail she was missing.

00:04:49.480 Like if he's asking all I'm like maybe she was cheating? I don't know. Well so but yeah so she's

00:04:57.160 telling me about all this quote-unquote abuse but she stayed with him for like she stayed with him and

00:05:01.320 lived with him for like two years. Wow. Yeah. Do you think it was over exaggerated or do you think she's

00:05:07.480 telling the truth? Well uh if she's over exaggerating I was glad because I told you I was totally

00:05:15.160 caught up in the story. I wanted to hear the end of it. And did she call you back after or did she

00:05:19.880 just want a therapist for the night? It was just a therapist for the night.

00:05:26.760 Men are so funny they're just like I guess this is my role here. You guys you guys want a relationship?

00:05:33.720 I guess I'm a relationship guy. You want a therapist? I guess I'm the therapist guy.

00:05:38.760 I think that there was a genuine initial attraction but she's so wrapped up in that whole thing and

00:05:47.000 that whole story. A lot of people if you want to listen to their story they will tell it to you.

00:05:51.720 And I showed eagerness to listen and to hear the whole thing. So she outlined the whole thing.

00:05:56.280 And now you have great content for the show.

00:06:01.960 And the thing about it is modern women stuff like this all this emotional abuse and stuff like that

00:06:09.880 happens to the women from the bottom all the way to the top. The poor women, the educated women,

00:06:17.960 the rich women, all of them like toxic men. All of them.

00:06:20.840 Yeah. I'm trying to think of what other stories men have told me like what is the worst poker face?

00:06:27.640 Oh so my um I have a brother he's AJ's rant and reactions and he went out this is this is a while

00:06:39.080 ago he went out with this girl in the first couple of dates that went really really well but then

00:06:43.720 uh she wanted him to meet up with her friends and she was completely different with her friends.

00:06:51.560 No. He was the one guy there and she was literally talking down to him in front of all of her

00:06:59.880 her friends literally poking at him jabbing at him. What did he do? What did he do?

00:07:04.760 That was the first time anyone I knew paid for their drink and their food and just left.

00:07:12.440 What did she say to him that made him like what was the final straw and how'd she react?

00:07:18.440 Uh she uh well it was just the constant small jabs of misandry that women expect men to just put up

00:07:27.880 with oh so you know if you keep talking like that you're not going to get anything tonight or you

00:07:33.080 you honestly think that you can do this you know just all those little misandry jabs. She could not

00:07:37.960 have been hot enough for that like yeah because because he left yeah guys don't be afraid when in

00:07:45.880 situations like that you don't owe women an explanation you don't owe women closure you just leave

00:07:51.960 just go yeah it's not like women give men closure have you ever seen any of your friends just put a

00:07:58.760 guy through hell on a first date bro i've never really been there when women i've oh god i've seen

00:08:07.160 married women just henpeck the hell out of their husbands oh i saw this one married woman it was so

00:08:14.280 bad but i haven't seen it on a first date but like this one woman i know she kept like mentioning in

00:08:21.480 front of me that she made more than her husband and i'm just like sitting there and i'm like why do

00:08:26.840 you keep and like she just kept like in front of like almost using me to get back at her husband in

00:08:33.480 a passive aggressive way like calling him messy and i'm like i'm like sitting there and i really like

00:08:39.640 her husband's very nice like i really like him as a guy and i'm like why are you doing this to him

00:08:47.160 and it was just so uncomfortable um god it was so uncomfortable and i was just like and i'm just

00:08:54.200 sitting there because i'm in her house you know so i'm like and she said something to me after and i'm

00:08:59.560 like do you really want my opinion and then she just got quiet like she asked she's like because then

00:09:06.280 she was trying to pretend that he was the one doing something and i looked at her and i'm like do you

00:09:11.400 really want my opinion on this and then yeah then she shut up so i'll never understand the pathology

00:09:20.120 behind women humiliating their husbands their husband is supposed to be their number one ally

00:09:28.440 and number one cheerleader and they treat that person look like absolute garbage i don't understand

00:09:33.720 how that happened or why women think that's okay i think women just don't like men that much and so like

00:09:40.040 when they women it's like they like the idea of a husband but they don't like the reality of it and

00:09:44.920 so when they have to like deal with the day-to-day annoyances that the genders have with each other

00:09:50.600 right because there's things that annoy you guys about us and there's stuff that about you guys that

00:09:55.320 annoys us we just can't like deal with it like our you know um the stress or like you like we just like

00:10:04.840 uh we we just don't do a good job with like discomfort i guess and so then we just start

00:10:10.920 complaining it's also okay for wives to just say horrible things i told you um michelle obama literally

00:10:18.200 said that she hated barack obama for the first 10 years of their marriage and also the there's an article

00:10:25.320 i saw the other day that said after you have your first child you will hate your husband you will hate

00:10:34.360 your husband and of course the comments yeah i understand yeah yeah yeah it's like why is this

00:10:39.400 okay why that's just like post-nut clarity for women

Pearl - April 25, 2025

Play it Cool, but She Said WHAT？!

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