Pearl - React to Internet Videos With Me (unstructured)

00:00:00.960 What's up, my people? Welcome to another episode of Pearl Daily here on the Audacity Network.

00:00:09.380 I appreciate you guys tuning in. I love having you here. Thank you, thank you, thank you for

00:00:16.540 coming, being readily available. I might write a song about how happy I am that you're here.

00:00:23.480 i'm so i'm so happy to be streaming wait i'm so happy to be streaming

00:00:41.280 no i'm so happy to be streaming

00:00:47.280 i'm the type that does no i can't play

00:00:53.440 thank you to joel in the chat i'm saying hi to that table quavo you know

00:01:05.760 i'm i'm a lover not a fighter shockingly you know it's crazy i think because i talk about

00:01:14.860 the stuff that i talk about you know they think i'm a fighter i'm a lover not a fighter you know

00:01:20.360 what i mean how is telling me i look tired supposed to help me today

00:01:27.000 all right

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00:01:49.120 And I'm so lucky that I have you

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00:02:12.780 Another one 1.00

00:02:15.940 I have another song idea

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00:02:19.960 Yeah, look, I made a mistake

00:02:23.180 I got the CO2 laser

00:02:24.840 I wish I didn't do that

00:02:28.680 Oh my gosh, okay

00:02:32.440 I want to tell you guys random things about my life

00:02:34.700 Because you seem to enjoy it

00:02:35.880 I don't know

00:02:36.300 I don't know why

00:02:37.720 i have lower back pain for the first time in my life and i don't know what caused it

00:02:47.460 i went to the gym and i start lifting today and i'm like

00:02:50.400 and i'm literally struggling to like kind of move i'm like this is not good

00:02:58.580 this is I've never had this in my life I'm like I cannot I cannot move like I

00:03:09.520 and it's weird because I didn't really do much today I did a lot a few days ago I did legs

00:03:15.620 though I didn't do like and I did the machine legs like I didn't even do like

00:03:21.140 uh deadlift or something oh i'm getting old i mean i was lifting pretty heavy it was my first

00:03:29.180 heavy lift in a while but yeah i'm like i need to and then i go in today and i'm just stretching

00:03:35.620 i'm doing extreme stretching though because i'm really trying to do the splits should i show you

00:03:41.040 guys no i shouldn't don't no i can't i can barely walk i forgot

00:03:51.140 if i stretch for 60 seconds it'll go away

00:03:56.900 um yeah i was warming up that's the thing today i was doing squat and like

00:04:01.140 i can usually squat at least a plate and i had like 25s on each side it was like my warm-up

00:04:08.260 um i don't know it's like oh my god i'm like ow what are you gonna do what are you gonna do

00:04:18.420 So, okay. So this is a little bit of a different structure. So if you guys didn't know, I do

00:04:23.880 pre-recorded reactions videos and I do live streams. And sometimes if I do a lot of reactions,

00:04:29.380 I stream less. And normally if I, if I do reactions, I'll just record them back to back

00:04:37.220 to back. Right. So I, I'll do some reactions and then I'll, I'll drink some water. I got my cliff

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00:09:28.780 Okay.

00:09:29.360 so today we got some reactions um we got china is banning filters on social media

00:09:37.580 all right that's gonna be the first one so i got i gotta when i do these reactions i do the intro

00:09:43.300 and i look right at the camera and i do my intro so now you guys are gonna have to do that

00:09:47.780 so anyways i'll get into it what up guys welcome to my reaction series today we are reacting to

00:09:57.100 china is banning filters on social media and phones as you guys know um so many women are 1.00

00:10:03.020 catfishes i mean when i was doing my show i interviewed a thousand people um some of the

00:10:09.500 women we i would recruit on instagram and i would think oh i'm recruiting this woman and she's a bad 1.00

00:10:15.740 she's so i mean this woman's gonna be hot she's gonna give me so many clicks and views 1.00

00:10:20.140 because you know i'm kind of like the reason i rate women is because i worked in casting 0.72

00:10:23.740 and so I would quite literally have to think how many likes are you going to get on this video.

00:10:34.020 I know I could use a filter, right? I mean, a lot of these women, they look better, but 1.00

00:10:37.480 then they would come in person, and I was like, I have been bamboozled. I have been bamboozled.

00:10:42.660 I thought you were hot, and you were not, and so I'm for this. I think this would be great,

00:10:48.340 because a lot of people come at me. They say I could be better looking,

00:10:50.900 and i'm a good i'm a decent looking gal right but it's like i look worse because i'm on the

00:10:58.340 internet and all these people have felt how am i supposed to compete with ai you know so suddenly

00:11:03.940 rushing to do this january 1st that's when thousands of women's careers end not because 1.00

00:11:10.900 they did anything wrong but because for the first time they have to show their real faces in china

00:11:17.540 AI beauty filters are being banned but the panic has revealed something very sinister

00:11:22.380 why would banning a simple filter destroy entire careers why is the yeah and so that's why I did

00:11:28.720 the catfish of the year and a lot of people were really upset with me that I did that um

00:11:34.160 red-headed libertarian um you won congratulations my friend um but people were upset and everyone

00:11:41.340 was saying pearl pearl pearl uh but you're not like a lot of these women are better looking than 1.00

00:11:45.660 you and i'm like yeah but they're still catfishes right they don't they don't look like that oh my

00:11:52.300 god oh so much pain excuse me sorry guys all right let's let's go west suddenly rushing to do the

00:12:05.300 same thing and what did they discover that made them act so fast welcome to glow up girl today

00:12:10.760 we're uncovering why ai beauty filters are being banned so be sure to like and subscribe because

00:12:15.720 we're going deep beauty mode doesn't just smooth your skin it rebuilds your entire face according 1.00

00:12:22.200 to an algorithm's definition of beauty turn on the filter and you become someone else entirely

00:12:27.880 yeah and that's what's making women crazy right they think they're as hot as their photos 1.00

00:12:32.440 they they think what are you doing spamming in the chat

00:12:38.200 um they they literally think they look like their photos and i'm like no um you're mid

00:12:45.020 and a lot of white knights they come at me and they say but pearl but pearl

00:12:50.260 who are you to call anyone mid well

00:12:52.200 you could say i'm sub mid mid whatever i don't it doesn't really bother me uh but

00:12:58.740 you know i know a mid when i see one so cry about it you know your eyes reshape

00:13:08.120 your nose pinches smaller your skin becomes porcelain reality bends turn it off well that's

00:13:17.200 the problem oh my god 9.8 oh my god she went from a seven to a four percent of female streamers use 1.00

00:13:24.360 beauty filters not just most almost all these women built entire careers on wait so i'm competing 1.00

00:13:31.940 with all these women with phil oh my gosh faces that don't exist thousands of followers donations 1.00

00:13:38.880 from devoted fans all for someone who was never real we spent years watching faces that don't

00:13:45.140 actually exist and we've been conditioned to think they're beautiful but when you learn what

00:13:49.920 it's doing to your brain, things get dark. Oh my gosh, I'm not farting. Someone in the chat said

00:13:58.100 I'm farting. My dog. All right. My dog is snoring. All right. All right.

00:14:06.480 There's a psychological concept called cultivation theory. Long-term exposure to media content

00:14:12.060 shapes what you believe is real. When you see filtered faces every single day, thousands of

00:14:17.180 them. Your brain starts accepting them as normal. Real faces

00:14:20.780 start to look wrong. Research shows that comparing yourself to

00:14:24.140 idealized images online is directly linked to body

00:14:27.620 dissatisfaction and eating disorders. But there's a twist.

00:14:31.620 You're not competing with other women anymore. You're competing 1.00

00:14:34.820 with AI with algorithms that

00:14:36.780 Yeah, and I can actually say my experience as a female streamer. 1.00

00:14:40.820 You know, it's very frustrating when everyone else is cheating.

00:14:47.980 and i'm not saying i don't cheat a little bit you know like

00:14:51.420 i had fake hair for a while i'll get a little bit of makeup but it's just really how do i put it

00:14:58.140 it's just kind of frustrating when everybody has this like fake face and i have to pretend

00:15:04.300 you're not faking it you know what i mean like why do i have to pretend generate one perfect face

00:15:09.100 and paste it onto everyone then there's self-objectification when you spend hours

00:15:14.700 monitoring your appearance treating your face like a product you got to think about what this

00:15:19.260 and what the implications are for society like women start to think even your phone smooths out 0.86

00:15:24.900 your skin a little bit so we're more chopped than we think we are absolutely more chopped than we 0.93

00:15:30.200 think we are did and perfected studies show it leads to anxiety and depression you stop being

00:15:36.420 a person you become a project reality has gotten so distorted that a new medical term has been

00:15:42.660 coined snapchat dysmorphia women are now seeking plastic surgery to look like their filtered 1.00

00:15:47.980 selves they don't even want to look like models they want to look like the algorithms version of

00:15:52.500 them these filters didn't just change how we look like that is diabolical four and maybe five five

00:16:00.740 five seven five it's like two points it gives you these filters online they've changed what

00:16:08.140 our brains believe we should look like in reality so why is china banning them the official reason

00:16:14.380 is to improve content quality and crack down on misleading visuals but dig further and deeper

00:16:20.000 reasons that is hilarious actually that is so funny all these girls made like careers off of 1.00

00:16:25.380 being hot and it's like the middest mids it's crazy this isn't just about vanity it's about

00:16:32.340 fraud chinese netizens started calling it out directly streamers making money through excessive

00:16:37.800 beautification are basically committing fraud but the damage goes far beyond individual deception

00:16:43.320 it's social poison one chinese commentator explained it this way men no longer watch tv

00:16:49.320 they don't look at their own wives they just scroll on their phones to look at pretty girls 0.99

00:16:53.400 who look like fairies but those fairies aren't real do you think this is beneficial to relationships 1.00

00:16:59.160 to lowering divorce rates he called it spiritual poisonous grain not inferior to opium women using

00:17:06.440 filters started believing their own illusions they look at their filtered face and think i'm

00:17:11.160 a nine out of ten yeah and it's the same same thing with makeup women start to think we look 1.00

00:17:15.240 like that i mean look i could even speak like the attention you get super dolled up as a woman 1.00

00:17:23.880 is completely different like if i put in full hair extensions a really nice dress like you get it's

00:17:28.600 so different but it's not real like i i personally just cannot maintain that maybe i'm lazy right i

00:17:34.120 i don't know but yeah you know it's just not real i deserve a wealthy tall handsome man

00:17:40.840 their standards skyrocketed but walk down the street you wouldn't see a single woman who looked 1.00

00:17:45.880 like her online and all the catfishes um life does check them right actually i wonder if that 0.59

00:17:52.600 fat chick wants to come back on i'm gonna message her hold on sona beauty mode made them lose 1.00

00:17:58.600 themselves china isn't banning beauty filters because they're vain they're banning them because

00:18:03.640 they've become a form of mass psychological manipulation here's what the chinese government 0.93

00:18:08.040 isn't saying out loud across the developed world something catastrophic is happening

00:18:13.320 birth rates are collapsing marriage rates are plummeting young people aren't dating they're

00:18:18.600 not having relationships they're not forming families yeah and it's because um women need 1.00

00:18:23.240 attention we don't necessarily need sex as much as men i mean we want it at certain points from

00:18:28.760 certain men but um yeah so um we can when we get attention from the world we can kind of live

00:18:39.720 without it the united states most of europe china japan south korea the pattern is everywhere and

00:18:47.320 nobody can pinpoint exactly why except what if social media is part of it think you want to see

00:18:53.880 me mog someone i'm too chopped i wish i could but you know god had other plans you know about it

00:19:02.520 men scroll through thousands of digitally perfect women every day women no real person could ever

00:19:08.920 compete with so why would they pursue real relationships oh my god i like how women have 1.00

00:19:15.320 been committing fraud like that's what this is women are committing fraud and somehow they're 1.00

00:19:19.560 they're the victims. Isn't that incredible? I mean, the media is incredible. Women committed 0.99

00:19:24.240 fraud. Now women are the victims. Why settle for reality when the fantasy is always one swipe away 1.00

00:19:29.460 and women compare themselves to these impossible standards and feel worthless, or they demand 1.00

00:19:34.920 partners who meet the same fictional criteria they see online. Both sides are chasing illusions.

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00:19:49.560 One Chinese man described meeting a woman from a dating app.

00:19:52.760 After seeing her real face, he deleted the app entirely.

00:19:56.680 How many millions of potential...

00:19:57.980 One in the chat if that's happened to you.

00:20:04.760 If you've met a woman... 1.00

00:20:05.900 I mean, that would happen...

00:20:06.600 I would get catfished when I did casting for my show.

00:20:10.260 You know.

00:20:10.760 ...relationships died exactly like that.

00:20:13.100 How many marriages never happened

00:20:15.080 because someone couldn't live up to their filtered profile?

00:20:18.260 Meanwhile, the divorce rate climbs.

00:20:20.300 Both men and women scroll through endless fantasy.

00:20:23.100 Oh my God.

00:20:23.940 I like how women are so great at obfuscating the blame. 1.00

00:20:28.420 They're like, you know, it's both men and women that are addicted and harmed by social media.

00:20:33.900 Men aren't really on social media.

00:20:35.600 I think I had Rachel on the show. 1.00

00:20:38.020 Love Rachel.

00:20:38.900 Nothing against her.

00:20:39.620 I just disagree with this argument.

00:20:41.360 She made the argument that men had equal social media accounts, like on Instagram.

00:20:45.380 and I'm thinking it's just not the same because if you go out and about like women are on their 1.00

00:20:49.800 phones men are the ones like I mean they have an account but they just don't post on it like that

00:20:55.760 who is this troll today yeah convinced they're settling for less convinced their reality isn't

00:21:04.980 good enough filters might be destroying our ability to form real human connections to see

00:21:10.200 real people as attractive and to accept reality as good enough china's birth rate is in free fall 0.99

00:21:16.280 their economy depends on population growth so this isn't just about beauty anymore

00:21:21.080 this might be about survival when the ban was announced the panic was immediate 90 of streamers

00:21:27.400 will all lose their jobs one broadcaster predicted okay well okay if you lose your job because you

00:21:33.880 were committing fraud like that's like me like imagine if we had sympathy for jordan belford

00:21:40.200 and said, Jordan Belford didn't like, he's going to lose his job. And we're like, yeah,

00:21:45.320 we're making fraud illegal. And they're like, well, but Jordan's going to lose his job. It's

00:21:49.500 like incredible. This is incredible. If those female streamers turn off that beauty filter, 1.00

00:21:55.520 they really cannot be looked at. It will scare the viewers so much they'll doubt life,

00:22:00.020 she said. These women built everything on a digital mask, their entire persona, 1.00

00:22:04.840 their income, and their identity. So what happens when that mask is ripped off?

00:22:10.200 Viewers will stop donating.

00:22:12.220 The men who've spent thousands supporting their favorite streamers will feel betrayed.

00:22:16.040 Yeah, because it's fraud, right?

00:22:18.500 But nobody, it's so incredible.

00:22:20.760 Women get frauded by, I don't know, that guy, Simon or whatever, the Tinder swindler, and they get a movie.

00:22:29.680 Women fraud men, and it's still, we feel bad for women. 1.00

00:22:32.940 This is incredible.

00:22:33.960 Incredible.

00:22:35.320 Careers will collapse overnight.

00:22:37.360 Some women fought back defensively. 1.00

00:22:39.420 i paid thousands for this phone i'll use beauty mode if i want what does it have to do with you 0.99

00:22:44.760 others insisted fraud even with beauty mode you need good bone structure if you're ugly 0.95

00:22:51.460 even level 10 beauty mode can't save you but underneath the anger was fear because they know

00:22:57.600 the truth they built their careers on deception and now they're being forced to show their real

00:23:02.760 faces good good and that doesn't get the same view count so could america be next well it's

00:23:11.880 already starting here tick tock announced they're banning certain beauty filters for users oh that's

00:23:16.760 awesome under 18. filters like bold glamour that dramatically reshape facial features gone for

00:23:22.840 minors and in europe they're investing nearly 2 billion euros into safety initiatives whatever that

00:23:29.000 means mental health experts are calling this a necessary step if teenagers stop using filters now

00:23:35.560 they might gradually normalize a more authentic online presence china bans it tick tock restricts

00:23:41.560 it for minors instagram and snapchat are watching closely the domino effect has begun but here's

00:23:48.040 where it gets complicated on one hand there's a strong case for bands we're protecting young

00:23:53.560 girls from impossible beauty standards we're ending mass deception we're forcing people to be 0.75

00:23:59.000 this is incredible i hope this happens any information that aims for emotional response

00:24:03.560 is propaganda that's interesting any information that aims for an emotional response is pro i like

00:24:12.600 that authentic sincere and real but on the other hand isn't it your face your choice film and

00:24:20.280 television use makeup color grading and effects why are filters different some women genuinely 1.00

00:24:26.760 feel empowered and confident using them who gets to decide what's too much and government censorship

00:24:32.840 is an extremely slippery slope give an inch and they'll take a mile before you know it you won't

00:24:38.520 be able yeah but i just think this is too far do you know what i mean it's like if we really

00:24:44.280 wanted the birth rate to go up we would ban social media i think that's kind of impossible now but

00:24:49.960 But like that, that would be a step in the right, you know, conservatives always talk

00:24:54.320 about like porn.

00:24:55.080 And I'm like, uh, women are leaving their families, um, because of social media.

00:25:01.300 So to log in online without three layers of biometric identification.

00:25:05.920 And here's the uncomfortable middle ground.

00:25:08.040 What if the problem isn't the filter?

00:25:10.580 What if the problem is that we created a world where women felt they needed to hide 1.00

00:25:14.400 their real faces to be valued?

00:25:16.680 A band might.

00:25:17.220 Oh my gosh.

00:25:18.020 So women, like imagine if men fake having money and they're like, well, 1.00

00:25:22.400 we created, and a guy lying about having money. We said, well, men,

00:25:27.280 we created a world where men feel like they have to have money to be valued.

00:25:32.700 You wouldn't really, you'd be like, no,

00:25:34.220 you chose to lie and just like these women are choosing to lie. 1.00

00:25:37.880 I might not ever fix that an entire industry has been built on women who don't 1.00

00:25:42.500 exist in reality. Billions of dollars, millions of hours,

00:25:46.580 all spent on faces that were never real.

00:25:49.520 Now the Chinese government is forcing them to face reality

00:25:52.320 and people are calling it oppressive.

00:25:54.740 But ask yourself this,

00:25:56.180 if someone built their entire career

00:25:58.140 on catfishing millions of people,

00:26:00.140 would you defend that?

00:26:01.620 Because that's what this is, mass catfishing.

00:26:04.400 Yes.

00:26:05.540 At scale, for profit.

00:26:07.720 And it isn't just that filters deceived us,

00:26:10.520 it's that we wanted to be deceived.

00:26:12.700 We chose the beautiful lie over...

00:26:14.680 no because i think do you know what i mean like if men wanted to be deceived

00:26:23.000 they don't have a choice like you have to give them the choice but now there's no choice

00:26:27.320 i mean uh one in the chat if you've matched with a girl on a dating app who dating app who fat 0.94

00:26:32.360 fished you you thought she's gonna be hot and she was fat you know over the ordinary truth 1.00

00:26:37.480 and maybe that's the real reason this band cut some of us so deeply it's not taking away filters

00:26:42.840 it's taking away permission to live in denial so i've got a real question for you if every

00:26:49.800 filter disappeared from your phone right now how would you feel relieved or terrified if it's a

00:26:55.880 second one that's the problem they're trying to solve not the filter itself the fact that you

00:27:01.320 need it to feel worth looking at an entire generation of women grew up believing their 1.00

00:27:06.200 real faces weren't good enough that pores were mistakes that texture was a flaw it's just

00:27:12.440 crazy women committed fraud and get sympathy is there anything we can do and not get sympathy 0.99

00:27:21.080 is there anything 0.97

00:27:27.480 that aging was something to hide fix and erase we didn't just normalize filters we made them

00:27:33.560 feel mandatory so if you made it this far let me know honestly would you support a filter ban

00:27:39.640 i would i think i think that i think this is like women you've gotta go you've gotten out this has

00:27:45.660 gotten out of hand this has gotten out of hand um and you need to stop this we have given you

00:27:54.980 too much power so yeah but anyways let me know what you guys think in the comments um do you like

00:28:02.540 do you agree do you disagree um what how do you feel about a mass ban on social media filters let

00:28:11.940 me know in the comments like the video and i'll see you next time so that's okay so now the editor

00:28:19.040 would take that and then i go on to the next one and then i put done in my little document you know

00:28:25.580 um and then next we go to the next thing to react to and this is how i do my show

00:28:30.800 this is how i do the reactions so i'd normally take a little break so now we can we can take

00:28:37.240 a break together and then we'll keep going you know um let's see how many are there total one

00:28:44.960 two three four five six seven okay i'm not gonna do all these eight nine ten okay there's a lot

00:28:57.260 okay well i'm gonna do like four or five

00:29:04.620 um i've recently tried barbell cookies and um cream protein bars thanks for being real thank

00:29:10.940 you don't go away my production secrets i don't care you can do this if you want i'm gonna eat my 0.93

00:29:17.020 that little, yeah.

00:29:47.020 I talk about my ex-lovers more than I should

00:30:07.200 Why does that sound weird?

00:30:08.660 i i talk about my no i talk about my ex-lovers more more than i should

00:30:22.200 the ones that treat me bad and the ones ones that treat me good

00:30:29.520 sometimes i go back in time and i think about what would have been

00:30:38.660 But this ain't real life, yeah, we're all playing pretend

00:30:42.540 I think about my ex-lovers more than I want to

00:30:49.680 Sometimes maybe we just had a different point of view

00:30:55.380 I haven't spoken to him since 2022

00:31:00.760 And then

00:31:04.580 But this is real life, now we're ain't playing pretend

00:31:08.180 um sometimes i just kind of play around with song ideas

00:31:14.420 i i think about my em i wish to go back in time and do it differently

00:31:23.760 i didn't realize what was expected of me

00:31:29.920 i wish to go back in time and do it differently

00:31:36.240 So I like these notes.

00:31:44.940 So, let's figure out what chords sound good together.

00:31:49.180 So I could go.

00:31:51.860 So.

00:31:52.440 i i talk about my ex lovers more than i should i can't plug piano i talk about my ex lovers more

00:32:13.080 than i should play sharps to make it sadder okay i was in an f scale you don't know what scale

00:32:21.160 should I do? I'm trying to lean up, but. Oh my God. Ow. Ow. Oh my God. Ow. What did I do to my back?

00:32:39.100 So a sad skill. What about, um, I'm, I'm learning pentatonic minors.

00:32:45.600 oh my gosh

00:32:50.940 so I could do E then

00:32:55.140 G A D 1.00

00:32:59.360 okay

00:32:59.900 I talk about my ex-lovers

00:33:09.880 more than I should

00:33:12.000 The ones that treat me bad and the ones

00:33:19.300 And the

00:33:20.900 The ones that treat me bad and the ones that treat me good

00:33:26.420 Sometimes I go back in time and I think about what would have been

00:33:36.680 But this is real life, yeah, we ain't playing pretend

00:33:41.860 See, I don't love this because this is a sad song

00:33:47.380 And this is two major chords

00:33:50.300 You know, I'm just being honest here

00:33:53.680 I think it would be better

00:33:56.660 I think about my ex-lovers

00:34:00.340 I think about my ex-lovers more than I should

00:34:11.860 I think about my ex-lovers more than I should.

00:34:20.020 I always go back to the A minor scale, but that sounds like all my songs.

00:34:25.180 Nice singing. Have a good day. Okay. So what I'll do is in between reactions, I'll kind of like,

00:34:30.840 okay, did my fun thing. Now we're going to go back and watch another. But I've gotten to the

00:34:37.580 point that I like hate reaction videos because I did so many at a time that I just don't really

00:34:43.680 get excited for them the way I used to. It's just not really what it used to be.

00:34:51.240 So, oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

00:34:58.960 This is not good. This is not good. All right. So I got to do my intro again. Forgive me.

00:35:05.180 what up guys welcome to my reaction series today we are reacting to andrew wilson

00:35:10.460 cooking and only fans girl cannot rate women correctly so as you guys know um i think i'm

00:35:16.940 the queen of rating mids i love rating mids it's just fun for me and women we just have this you

00:35:22.980 know uh tendency where we cannot rate each other accurately um and we just tend to rate each other

00:35:29.620 for what like feels good to us at the time or you know whatever so anyways i'm gonna watch um

00:35:37.620 a whatever podcast i used to do a similar show if you didn't know um and the girls are gonna 1.00

00:35:43.380 rate each other so let's see how they do or ask everyone to rate their looks on the scale of one

00:35:49.060 to ten can't pick seven dang on let me clarify the question let me clarify it well i think we

00:35:55.780 should let them answer this one and then you ask your follow-up and yeah okay go ahead

00:36:01.860 brad i don't want to answer you have okay hold on you gotta answer this one

00:36:06.500 it's so like all right i'm gonna do the ratings um this is a pretty attractive panel for whatever

00:36:14.580 i think all these girls are sixes like across the board um yeah six six this one might be a seven 1.00

00:36:23.140 uh this one might be a seven but six is across the board maybe this one a five or four

00:36:30.980 uh maybe this one a little lower five

00:36:36.100 subjective like i don't want to i don't want to answer yeah what do you subjectively think

00:36:42.420 if you had to rate your physical looks

00:36:44.500 what would it be can't say seven i already know eight oh okay i'll say eight i'll say eight and a

00:36:56.820 half all right eight yeah eight actually everyone's saying eight so what do you what do you i'll go

00:37:05.780 i'll go eight well hold on no no no hold on don't follow the trend you can't just because everybody

00:37:11.140 so the challenge because women are so fat they get treated like eights that's why they think 1.00

00:37:16.420 they're eight very nice singing have a good day thank you for being real thank you you guys are 0.92

00:37:20.980 too nice too nice everybody else is saying like it's i mean maybe you do that's what you think i

00:37:26.500 mean sure but but you you prefaced eight by everybody else is picking eight so i'm gonna

00:37:33.060 pick eight is that gonna be your original answer no what was your original i'm a little jet lagged

00:37:39.540 i'm a little not looking my best today you were gonna say ten no no what were you gonna say like

00:37:48.660 six but now you're an eight because you're yeah i'd put her at like five she's got a good body 1.00

00:37:54.420 though so and she's young most men she's gonna get treated as a six jet lagged no no you're too far

00:38:01.380 from you guys scoot into the table oh no i was i was gonna say six and then everyone was saying

00:38:07.060 eight so i said okay i'll be six two i'll be six with you girl seven nope wait why can't we say

00:38:14.260 seven okay andrew what about you she's got a pretty bad you know facial or i give myself a five 0.98

00:38:25.700 um andrew facially is way above a four i think he's just a little chubby you know

00:38:32.100 No offense, Andrew.

00:38:33.260 I've been chubby, you know, but like if he got into really good shape, he'd be like an eight, to be honest, or seven.

00:38:39.480 Now, Andrew, if you want to ask your follow-up question.

00:38:42.360 Let me ask the question again.

00:38:44.780 Yes, I understand it's subjective.

00:38:48.600 If you look around, you have to admit that the woman next to you looks nothing like you, right?

00:38:54.380 And the woman next to her looks nothing like her.

00:38:56.540 But somehow you're all in the same category, looks-wise.

00:39:00.440 Does that sound rational to you?

00:39:02.740 yeah yeah yeah okay who's the prettiest girl in the room 1.00

00:39:10.180 uh i'm gonna say either the asian in the middle or this girl uh

00:39:18.900 what do you guys think who do you think is the most attractive one

00:39:23.220 no no let her answer who's the prettiest girl here to me that i think is prettier 1.00

00:39:28.100 mm-hmm who's the prettiest girl in the room i love everybody but i think she's pretty 1.00

00:39:32.660 okay who's the prettiest girl in the room okay she's the prettiest no way wow oh okay what about

00:39:40.180 you who's the prettiest girl in the room madison who's the prettiest girl in the room

00:39:46.820 i don't know why did he have her touch her chin i don't get it but the morgan morgan it's really

00:39:53.220 weird that suddenly you have standards which you can subjectively apply and pick out who the

00:39:59.860 most bestest looking girl is in the room somehow when it comes to yourself you always

00:40:04.580 land on about the same number which is i'm perfect right eight that's like

00:40:10.420 is charisma more important to looks it depends what age of the women are the women at you know 1.00

00:40:15.300 let's say there's no nines or tens right they're they're real rare like if you see one

00:40:26.620 they block out the sun that's how intensely gorgeous they are would you change your answer

00:40:32.340 based on this i said eight not for like face but for body like i thought like i think i have a nice

00:40:41.380 body so that like raises my looks i guess so okay give us your face rating and your

00:40:45.860 body rating uh face probably like a six and then body eight or yeah okay uh that's actually kind

00:40:54.420 of i'd have to see your body but she's definitely top 20 america cool so still an eight yeah 1.00

00:41:05.300 like that's what i was thinking think of a famous person for me who's in nine and tell me her name

00:41:11.380 who's a nine

00:41:15.580 no help don't cheat well now that you put me on the spot i'm trying to like think of a person

00:41:24.040 i'm like blank now can't think of one one female who's a nine not one not one female who's a nine

00:41:34.080 no there's definitely nines okay i'm trying to think of someone that's like well known that's

00:41:39.720 a nine or like you're saying a nine based off of my own standard or the society's your standard

00:41:46.720 um that one that makes you an eight

00:41:48.980 i can't think of a person okay name four actresses 1.00

00:42:02.260 actresses aren't great now because there's so many that are chopped i mean you don't even have 1.00

00:42:08.020 to be hot to be an actress anymore angelina jolie yeah her next to them yeah real cooked

00:42:13.940 so cooked um kristin uh stewart i think she's really pretty um

00:42:23.360 four pop singers um katy perry lady gaga um olivia rodrigo and

00:42:38.020 who's a fourth

00:42:40.600 fourth one just make it any singer 1.00

00:42:44.000 who's a female 1.00

00:42:46.020 Billie Eilish

00:42:49.040 Billie Eilish

00:42:50.080 so you're more attractive than Katy Perry 1.00

00:42:51.700 um

00:42:53.760 she probably was more attractive 1.00

00:42:56.260 than Katy Perry now but not young

00:42:58.280 young Katy Perry was pretty good looking 0.50

00:43:00.080 to be honest

00:43:08.020 i don't really remember what she looks like but yeah sure

00:43:15.140 okay you can't think of a single actress who's a nine though 0.98

00:43:19.140 or singer what about singer can you think of a single singer who's a nine

00:43:24.340 you're just one step below okay well i think i think olivia rodrigo is a nine

00:43:29.060 i think she's really pretty so you're just one step below her sure is that what you actually 0.96

00:43:34.820 think well yeah based off the rate olivia rodrigo isn't that attractive though that's a problem

00:43:39.460 famous women because the media is made for women now famous women are not that pretty 0.99

00:43:45.940 anymore they're sixes you know thing that we gave yeah not based off the rating you can revise the

00:43:52.020 rating you gave but yeah she's a nine yeah i'll say i'm an eight you're an eight okay but like

00:43:57.700 yeah yeah okay same to you three nines who you can think of who are women uh megan fox julia roberts 1.00

00:44:06.580 and um if megan roberts and megan fox young yeah they're pretty attractive and they're yeah they 0.96

00:44:16.340 would mog everyone at the table fox is a nine how the are you an eight no no no she's a 10 to me

00:44:21.700 she's a 12 000. she's she's an infinity even if she's a 10. how could that make you an eight

00:44:28.180 well if you're yeah jessica biel in her prime yeah 10. if i'm comparing myself if we're going

00:44:32.500 to that scale then it was next to megan fox i put myself at like a three or four realistically

00:44:37.780 realistically yeah okay i want you to listen carefully because that's women's strategy 1.00

00:44:43.380 right because they're like oh well on that scale i'm ugly that's why they don't want pretty women 1.00

00:44:46.900 on tv right because they want to make everybody that's why they encourage body positivity because 0.85

00:44:52.500 women want to make each other so ugly so like we look better looking you know and i say continue 1.00

00:45:00.100 why not just get fat and ugly it's fine help me out here okay if thing over here 10 uh-huh you 0.99

00:45:10.260 eight but if you compare yourself to thing 10 you four how can you be an eight wait what 0.97

00:45:16.900 she's a 10 yes you're an eight not next to her yeah next to her you're a four yeah but she's a

00:45:23.940 10 yeah you realize there's only 10 numbers on this scale yes i'm not the ugliest girl in the 0.68

00:45:29.400 world but i'm not saying you are right not saying that you're the ugliest girl in the world prettiest 0.95

00:45:34.000 girl in the world not saying anything okay there's 10 i'd say six and numbers on the scale 0.94

00:45:38.580 how can you put yourself up next to a number which is higher than you and then say when i'm up next

00:45:44.560 the number higher than me it lowers my number that makes no sense i mean i guess you're right

00:45:50.800 it really doesn't but in like since you're asking the question like realistically now that i think

00:45:54.960 about it you know like there is you know megan fox like she is a standard like she is a beauty

00:45:59.520 standard you know so obviously i don't fit in that beauty standard i would not categorize myself as

00:46:03.760 an eight in that beauty standard with megan it's such cope just admit you're cute not hot like it 0.97

00:46:09.600 is what it is take the l it's fine like it's not the end of the world you just get a mid guy but

00:46:16.240 that's that's the code they're like a mid guy i can't do it fox so then what would you categorize

00:46:23.120 yourself like a four or five a four or five what about you compared to megan fox um like a three 0.62

00:46:30.880 like a three you realize but that's like in the context of comparison me and versus her not just

00:46:37.200 like the general question it's all women between one to ten so if you categorize yourself as an

00:46:43.600 eight it's a comparison to all women on planet earth the question wasn't comparing us to other

00:46:48.960 women it was just i just think we're like are you slow and by the way this is not this is a protein

00:46:57.760 bar okay i wish it was a chocolate bar i guess i don't know we'll see um there's more to sex 0.98

00:47:04.560 there's more to life than the opposite opposite sex and look um cockroaches f wombats f be useful 1.00

00:47:11.260 explore build invent pearl you lost weight looking good thank you i did i want to lose another 10

00:47:18.140 pounds and then i might i might i don't know if i want to do a body reveal i probably won't but 0.98

00:47:23.820 i'll i'm telling you 10 more pounds and i'm like it's over with bitches 1.00

00:47:29.400 all right you think that alexandra daddio i'll google her 0.98

00:47:35.240 um do you know what this that actress it has the type of face that men really like but i don't 1.00

00:47:51.000 think women find her that attractive um but i know men do so yeah uh she's up there though she's 1.00

00:47:59.940 pretty attractive because women don't rate the round faces as high um but men do because it's 1.00

00:48:05.700 like it signals youth so like jennifer lawrence is another one women don't rate her as high but 1.00

00:48:11.600 men do so i always when i'm doing ratings i always try to take that into account okay

00:48:16.100 was initially can't pick seven how can you rate your looks unless you're comparing them to other

00:48:22.360 women's looks well but i wasn't when i said the answer but now what were you using as your metric 1.00

00:48:28.520 just whatever came to my mind like as to how i feel today like tomorrow if you ask me i could

00:48:35.880 feel like a three tomorrow you know if i don't have makeup done or a cute outfit maybe i'm a 0.94

00:48:40.360 three tomorrow what the fuck does it have to do with how you feel that's how i feel today i feel 0.94

00:48:45.120 like an eight today okay so it clearly was miscommunicated what would you guys rate the 0.97

00:48:50.960 girl talking hated so i'm gonna ask again based on physical looks only in comparison to all of

00:49:00.100 the women who exist in the world the scale is one to ten for all of them where do you fit um three 1.00

00:49:08.220 three do you revise or no you don't look like you're going to you look like you're going to

00:49:13.700 stubborn it out but you can you can change your answer if you want to

00:49:16.120 i mean maybe a 0.98

00:49:23.700 six um i'd say that's accurate do you guys think her boobs are boobs are kind of like floppy 0.99

00:49:32.520 i don't know but i think guys like that i don't know that's i need to get better at rating boobs 0.99

00:49:39.180 i'm very i have a hard time identifying what boobs are like good because i just don't really

00:49:44.220 know boobs like that you know what i mean but i'd say six yeah i'd say most girls at the table are 1.00

00:49:49.980 like six is just because they're young but like fives overall like when they get over a certain

00:49:55.900 age they'll just be fives four now you're four yes so so what changed when we're asking you

00:50:03.820 on a scale of one to ten rate yourself looks wise what did you think that that meant i just meant

00:50:13.180 like you know like you're just like you know you're cute you're pretty yeah like how do you

00:50:18.080 feel right now that's how i put it because like if i came on here with no makeup and like hair

00:50:23.800 and just outfit not cute like i would i would rank myself lower but just like how i feel today

00:50:29.000 I feel like an eight today so but I wasn't thinking about other women when I was saying

00:50:33.620 but do you think that your physical beauty is based around um how you feel yeah yeah yeah

00:50:40.740 let's say you feel bad about it right say you dial yourself up and you look even better than

00:50:47.820 you do right now but you just don't feel good that day how would that actually diminish your

00:50:51.660 physical beauty um in reality no I'd be the same person but it would change my perspective sure

00:50:58.140 but in reality it wouldn't right so why wouldn't you just base the answer on what in reality is

00:51:02.580 true because it's all about perspective it's all about my perspective now was and your perspective

00:51:08.660 when it was megan fox all right at five i would be punching her every morning if i had to wake up 1.00

00:51:14.740 to that without makeup every day all right all right it's changed yeah

00:51:20.240 like the factors in the question changed because you didn't know the factors never changed they

00:51:26.420 did change because you brought in megan fox as like the beauty standard to what we were comparing 0.82

00:51:31.380 ourselves to what were you comparing so then what were you comparing yourself to the way i feel now

00:51:37.140 well then that's not comparing yourself to me that's just you saying how i feel

00:51:41.220 what's the comparison to no i'm saying you made the comparison because we then we started talking

00:51:47.300 about megan fox and like how do i compare to her yeah how can you okay you know what would benefit

00:51:52.500 women instead of going back and forth because she has a nice tone nobody's going to tell her this 1.00

00:51:57.460 just say do you know what you're right i should have answered the question more specifically i'm

00:52:03.300 a five there you go done that's it done so like because i think she's really pretty like if i was 1.00

00:52:10.580 someone that thought megan fox was ugly i'd be like i'm still an eight but because i think she's 1.00

00:52:14.740 gorgeous of course i'm gonna be like i'm not as pretty as her right so it changed my answer

00:52:19.860 because it's in comparison to megan fox now not just how i feel right now so in compared to women

00:52:25.300 that you consider to be really really pretty you don't consider yourself to be really really pretty

00:52:30.260 no not as pretty as them then why would you rate yourself an eight because that wasn't factored

00:52:36.020 into the question just it was just how he's like blaming him instead of just saying i was wrong

00:52:43.780 i mean this is this is the type of gaslighting that drives men to suicide you know what i mean

00:52:49.380 how you feel looks are about how we feel like like i was saying you don't think there's any

00:52:54.380 objective standard for looks um just like the way society views like looks or yeah yeah of course

00:53:01.860 like there's always a standard for like who's prettier than this person but it that wasn't

00:53:08.500 factored necessarily into the initial question yeah i think and then and then it was what other

00:53:13.820 standard could you use my personal feeling yeah because most of the time this is a different

00:53:19.260 environment right most of the time men are just gonna say this is too much work you win yeah i'll

00:53:24.860 ask it differently um because men are just like this is too annoying and difficult god how you feel

00:53:33.420 you don't think that's a little delusional okay let's say this delusional that's how i feel right

00:53:37.820 now let's say you're going out right on like just on that day like a night to eat uh dinner you get

00:53:42.380 dressed you feel you when you dress nice like do you feel nice sure so when you're not dressed nice

00:53:48.940 do you feel nice let's say i don't okay so what would you rate yourself on a day that you're

00:53:54.140 dressed super nice you're ready to go out to dinner ready to go take some family photos

00:53:58.140 what would you rate yourself talking as a porn star you know that right do you know what 0.89

00:54:03.020 it wasn't shocked me because i've in my observations the sex workers are generally 0.98

00:54:07.660 the best looking and i'd put her and that asian chick is the best looking on the table maybe i'm 1.00

00:54:12.860 wrong you can correct me but um i've just noticed that it seems like escorts porn stars they just

00:54:19.260 seem to be the best looking women now four and then well so you would you rate yourself the same 0.94

00:54:24.140 when obviously you're not looking your best and i think that's why they do it because they have more

00:54:29.180 like like beauty is like how much you can get away with so like murder pamela anderson can get away 0.89

00:54:35.660 with murder like in her youth so the more um beautiful they are the more they can get away 0.99

00:54:41.740 with and i think that's why um porn stars tend to be better looking yeah but when do you look

00:54:47.420 at their faces well i mean i you know what's crazy no one believes me i don't watch that stuff that's

00:54:53.500 just not but you know i see them on the podcast and when i see them on the shows i'm like i rate

00:55:03.500 them and so i you know i've just noticed that the only fans girls seem to be the best looking like 0.86

00:55:08.940 bunch, you know, and who do you compare yourself to saying that to like not agree though. And who

00:55:13.460 do you compare? No, I'm saying that because I think that there's an objective beauty standard,

00:55:18.260 which exists. And the reason I think there's an objective beauty standard, which exists is

00:55:22.440 because I have a historical standard to compare it to. So it seems like it exists for sure that

00:55:27.660 we all. So I agree that there's some subjectivity there. Some people like blue eyes. They like this.

00:55:32.340 They like that. Doesn't seem like men are competing really hard for 600 pound burn victims

00:55:37.140 though right no no right so there's something that we're kind of leaning towards as being

00:55:43.240 pretty beautiful things like this i've seen you women you're vicious when you're competing 1.00

00:55:49.120 competing with each other vicious in competition judge each other like nobody's business okay you

00:55:54.760 look at you look at me like you're skeptical so let me ask you this question and honestly answer

00:55:58.900 when you go into a room and you sit down with a bunch of women do you judge them in your mind 0.81

00:56:03.220 how pretty they yeah yeah what are you judging them against not judging them against anything

00:56:10.380 but just kind of just judging them because i'm just a girl and like i'm always having an opinion

00:56:13.780 about someone on something you're gonna have an opinion about how they look right right which is

00:56:17.400 a personal so i think that we have demons inside of us we have the demon of dishonesty you know

00:56:24.840 what are you comparing it to though the standard of beauty in their head yeah which they're relaying

00:56:31.360 to society right yeah yeah that's just can we pull up that photo of young andrew

00:56:37.140 look at wow i said if andrew lost a little weight he would be like he'd be chat again

00:56:45.560 you don't just he's got a good facial symmetry that's not a four that's not a four that's not

00:56:50.600 a four i was 19 i'm 40 you ate bro but i don't personally i still don't think you're a four

00:56:56.640 yeah like in my opinion yeah i'd put andrea like a six now seven six it's just um i mean with the 0.99

00:57:04.640 clout and stuff it's higher but you know what i mean i'm personally into white boys but like in

00:57:09.520 high school are you into white i am i am yeah oh you are yeah like that's your type no no no see

00:57:14.240 like there he doesn't look white boy he doesn't look like a white boy i think he looks white boy

00:57:19.120 no what does he what does he look like he just looked like latino what what yeah latino like a

00:57:24.880 a blue-eyed latino right your eyes are not a blue in that photo i'll pull the photo up they don't

00:57:29.800 huh they look brown in that photo yeah they're dark yeah andrew did you used to obviously they're

00:57:34.440 not dark but it's the lighting no all right all right guys um let me know what you think of the

00:57:41.140 comments why can't women be honest about our ratings like sometimes you're just kind of chopped 1.00

00:57:45.700 and you gotta live you gotta live with it so let me know what you think of the comments make sure

00:57:49.760 you like the video and subscribe to the channel i love having you here thanks for coming um

00:57:54.860 And I'll see you next time.

00:57:57.380 Okay, so that's the last reaction, guys.

00:57:59.540 I'm actually going to go for a walk because this is what I do.

00:58:01.760 I do like two, maybe three reactions.

00:58:04.360 And I want to see if the walking helps my back not hurt.

00:58:08.760 So I got to go.

00:58:10.520 Do you guys like the live?

00:58:12.020 If you guys like it, I'll go back live in like an hour.

00:58:14.640 I don't know if that's annoying to have me like live on and off every hour.

00:58:18.400 Let me know.

00:58:19.240 I'll be back.

00:58:20.040 If you like it, make sure you leave it in the comment section.

00:58:23.160 Okay?

00:58:23.760 So, all right, bye.

00:58:24.860 You

Pearl - January 22, 2026

React to Internet Videos With Me (unstructured)

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