Pearl - October 07, 2025


Rich Wives Are Cosplaying as Single Mothers Now


Episode Stats


Length

5 minutes

Words per minute

177.17859

Word count

1,001

Sentence count

86

Harmful content

Misogyny

6

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Toxicity

4

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Hate speech

7

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Summary

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A woman who is married to a professional baseball player says that she's a single mother, and it's incredible that women say this stuff. You don't have to say it. You should be proud of yourself for saying it.

Transcript

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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 I would never be embarrassed to say that. That means that I am a badass woman who knows how to 0.98
00:00:06.100 figure out. It means that I am a... See the narcissism? Like she's making a video dedicated
00:00:12.780 to how shitty her husband is and how much he's gone and how awesome she is. What up guys? Welcome 0.94
00:00:18.380 to my reaction series. Today we're talking about a married, a woman married to a baseball player
00:00:23.900 saying that she's a single mother. It is actually incredible that women say this stuff. It's 1.00
00:00:29.280 absolutely incredible. All right. Hi, I'm married to a baseball player, a professional one, and I'm a
00:00:35.340 married single mom. That's right. You heard me. I am a married single mom. And what do I mean by that?
00:00:42.160 I mean that my husband plays baseball seven months out of the year. And so seven months out of the
00:00:49.080 year, I am parenting three children alone. The audacity of this woman. You might feel that way. 1.00
00:00:55.540 You know, I'm not going to take away feeling how you feel, but we don't always have to say it. We
00:01:00.460 really don't. It's not necessary in my opinion. For the most part, I go to all of the activities.
00:01:08.740 I handle all the business here at the house. And at the end of the summer, we go for visits.
00:01:13.720 But even when we go to visit him for those two and a half months, my husband's only home
00:01:18.760 for two weeks out of the month. So unless I travel with my entire family, three children,
00:01:24.800 all under six, and go with him, we don't see my husband, but for two weeks out of those months
00:01:30.720 during the summer.
00:01:31.800 Ma'am, he's allowing you to stay home. It's what pays for your house. You don't have to say it.
00:01:40.040 You really don't have to say this stuff.
00:01:41.920 The rest of the time, I'm doing everything by myself. And by everything, I mean the drop-offs,
00:01:47.960 the pickups, scheduling the appointments, taking the kids to do all of their things,
00:01:52.080 the birthday parties, the kindergarten graduations, the after-school clubs, all of the things I'm doing
00:01:59.720 by myself. Even as someone married to a professional athlete. I would never be embarrassed to say that.
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00:03:51.720 that. That means that I am a badass woman who knows how to figure shit out. It means that I am a... 0.98
00:04:00.600 Do you know the narcissism? Like she's making a video dedicated to how shitty her husband is and 0.99
00:04:05.840 how much he's gone and how awesome she is. Why would that be a good idea? I mean, can't you say 0.78
00:04:11.240 this stuff to like your friends? Why do you have to say it?
00:04:14.000 A wholly capable woman who has figured out how to make my life work with my three children and never 1.00
00:04:22.420 compromise on a beat. I work. I help my family. I take care of our children. I do all the things that I
00:04:29.620 need to do basically on my own. And I would never be embarrassed for people to think that.
00:04:36.900 And to all of the real single moms out there. 1.00
00:04:39.940 I'm embarrassed that you're saying it. I really am.
00:04:42.620 Real single women, the real single moms who are handling everything by yourself on one income. 1.00
00:04:49.220 I hope that my children can see that I am half the mom that you are.
00:04:53.540 Because to love somebody so unconditionally that you will do everything in your power to care for them
00:05:02.260 alone and by yourself is one of the most amazing things that I could think of.
00:05:06.900 I'm in awe about you all of the time. That's nothing I could ever imagine being embarrassed
00:05:12.820 to be compared to.
00:05:14.020 Why do we do this?
00:05:16.340 All right, guys, let me know what you think of the comments. I have heard this phrase,
00:05:20.700 married single mother for so long. And it's so rude. It's so disrespectful. I mean, men,
00:05:27.020 they work so hard so we can live a good life. And yet we still, it's never enough. So I don't blame
00:05:33.160 them for walking away. Make sure you like the video, subscribe to the channel, bring the notification
00:05:37.600 bell and I'll see you next time.