Pearl - May 23, 2025


She Couldn’t Go ONE HOUR Without Ordering Amazon


Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

179.27101

Word count

482

Sentence count

11

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

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Toxicity

1

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Hate speech

3

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Summary

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It's been an hour without buying anything on amazon and i'm already over it. I'm not saying you should join me in not buying anything, but how bad is it? How much do you spend on Amazon?

Transcript

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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 without buying anything on amazon so far i think i'm doing good um i do have a strong craving
00:00:09.360 to click on the app but i know if i do i might relapse yeah so she's saying it's been an hour
00:00:17.200 without ordering anything on amazon how much do you guys really spend on amazon at least the
00:00:25.520 gives you a good experience right now and i'm not saying you guys should wife up but
00:00:30.800 is a career woman addicted to losing money better than a i mean if let's say she has a low body 1.00
00:00:38.000 count ordered so much from amazon that they delivered in this packages in this huge
00:00:43.840 box thing because i guess i had so many packages well i opened all of them up and this
00:00:50.960 all of this is what's in this huge thing you guys
00:00:57.480 i need to stop ordering from you i'm sorry okay we got that woman there 1.00
00:01:04.960 we got this woman what her poor husband look he's so tired he's so over it
00:01:13.440 dude what do you mean i have a problem it's just two packages no this is the third one today
00:01:23.120 i do just got home from our vacation and i have all of these amazon packages from things i ordered
00:01:30.740 for prime day i'm gonna try to fit every single thing into this one video some parchment paper
00:01:35.360 this is six inch this is nine inch it's to go in the bottom of my cake pans this is my favorite
00:01:39.660 little tank top. I have it in white but I wanted to order it in black. I got it in a size bigger
00:01:43.620 though because the arm holes are a little bit small. I'm so excited to have this for the rest
00:01:47.020 of summer. These are disposable piping bags also for baking. Okay that same tank top again but I
00:01:52.520 got it in light gray. I feel like this one might be my favorite. You need two shirts the exact same
00:01:59.440 in a slightly different color. Damn. Favorite out of the white and the black. I got this five piece 0.99
00:02:06.800 wooden utensil set i'm trying to get rid of all the plastic in my kitchen and what is just a
00:02:10.760 better option really we just got a bunch of little like wooden spatulas and yeah oh and this is the
00:02:15.880 stuff you have to watch out whenever health companies are very good at convincing women 1.00
00:02:21.600 we're dying all the time really good at it so like first it's the microplastics and then you
00:02:27.220 got to get all this expensive water stuff then now it's the plastics that you're cooking with
00:02:33.180 are bad now you got to order the wood next year it's going to be the wood is bad so now she's
00:02:37.280 got to order the plastics bad you know it's going to be a new thing every year