Pearl - May 09, 2025


Shocking Truth About 304's and Prudes!

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Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

166.93

Word count

1,214

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Harmful content

Misogyny

22

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Toxicity

22

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Hate speech

11

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Summary

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In this episode I discuss the types of women that are smart and dumb, the smart ones and the dumb ones, and the ones that are not so smart and not so dumb. I also discuss the difference between a prude and a virgin.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 they're just kind of happily saying look i'm a whole i love pleasing men that's what they'll say
00:00:05.820 they're like yep so as you guys know we all know what are look i talk about them all the time
00:00:11.240 they're the only fans girls the college girls that bang the football team the baby mamas in 1.00
00:00:18.260 church and let's face it you're everywhere in 2025 you really can't even go outside without
00:00:25.620 hitting one and thank you to the super chat from i80 avery saying pearl is my type i'd really
00:00:32.480 advise you to stop simping you should save that money take a woman on a date instead of sending
00:00:37.160 it to me but hey you know and yes it has been a long time thank you guys for tuning in i'll do 0.79
00:00:44.760 announcements after the after i do my monologue so prudes are the women that abstain from having sex 1.00
00:00:51.200 for one reason or another the definition of a prude is a person who claims who is or claims
00:00:59.460 to be easily shocked by matters relating to sex or nudity in the modern day prudes are women that 1.00
00:01:05.120 are saying virgins for cloud or women that are too socially awkward to get sex from a man they want
00:01:10.060 so they just complain about everything but i really want to dive into the types of right so in my 0.99
00:01:17.460 experience i've noticed that there are smart and there are dumb okay so smart are women that yeah 1.00
00:01:28.840 they're but they do it in a smart way an example and i almost feel disrespectful saying this but 0.66
00:01:35.680 i love you melania but i don't believe for a second you were pure before donald trump might have bought
00:01:42.780 it but i'm not stupid okay i love i love you melania i think you're awesome but if you're gonna pretend
00:01:50.820 you weren't throwing it back when you were modeling in new york and in europe please please please do
00:01:59.420 you know what i mean please um so smart do keep everything off the internet so that you know
00:02:06.480 women that are i'm not talking about women that are paid to do it i'm saying the women that love
00:02:15.120 having sex with different dudes they do it for the love of the game but they know they got to cash out
00:02:20.740 someday so what they do they keep everything off the internet they'll move away for their reputation 0.61
00:02:26.720 and they are likable and they just you know they like sex so these women they focus on giving the guy a 1.00
00:02:33.300 very good experience so he spends the night she might cook breakfast she might you know give him
00:02:38.820 a massage but she's smart because she knows she cannot bring purity to the table she is not gonna 1.00
00:02:47.320 sell a low body count to this fella so what she's gonna do is she's gonna sell um a great experience and 0.99
00:02:55.380 the strategy is to hook a guy with good sex and be likable enough to get a ring and a kid 1.00
00:03:00.620 and they wear protection so they don't get an std or if they do get an std they lie for the rest of
00:03:06.580 their life sorry i hate to say it but ladies if you're a woman and you have an incurable std okay 1.00
00:03:14.660 the smart ones lie now you could you could we could talk about morals but morals i you know me i try to
00:03:22.660 keep morals out of this who's gonna have better results the woman that lies about having something or 1.00
00:03:29.080 the woman that's honest 0.99
00:03:30.540 okay so then we got the dumb so you know a smart would be kim kardashian now kim kardashian she 1.00
00:03:39.940 certainly doesn't sell purity right um she i mean what does she sell right she sells sex 1.00
00:03:47.400 and yeah okay she didn't get a classy guy to marry her it's kind but it's still you know one of the
00:03:53.080 greatest rappers of all time so she said you know what i'm gonna be beautiful i'm gonna be likable
00:03:57.820 at least until i get my children and then i'm gonna ruin his life now you could say that's immoral
00:04:03.260 right that's totally immoral but it's smart right you know like we could say wolf of wall street right
00:04:08.800 the guy from wolf of wall street you could say he's immoral and he totally is but he's smart right 0.99
00:04:14.280 um so we're gonna continue the next thing we got is the dumb horse 0.99
00:04:20.760 like amber rose she was pretty enough to really get anything she wanted she could have even gotten 1.00
00:04:27.620 away with the whoring but she was dumb enough to embrace the whore culture and make it part of her 1.00
00:04:32.160 identity um you know britney renner is another one she could have had it all but she messed up 1.00
00:04:38.660 i wish her luck with this kevin gates guy but you know now she can't be the wife she's got to be the 0.99
00:04:44.020 second wife i mean you got to accept that at some point um all right so the next thing we got is the 0.97
00:04:51.920 happy whores they embrace being promiscuous and they found ways to get fulfillment out of life while 1.00
00:04:59.140 still being a whore right they've accepted that they will just be a girlfriend and never be taken 0.99
00:05:03.560 seriously the happy whores usually have their life or reputation as a crowd in public they're honest 1.00
00:05:08.860 about their whoredom and these women can get married you know sometimes they do it um but they 1.00
00:05:15.420 will divorce the men and the way they get married again is they just they gluck gluck they gluck gluck
00:05:20.100 9 000 right and you guys i love you guys because a lot of you guys just aren't realistic right
00:05:28.300 you guys pretend that those women could never pull one over on you
00:05:33.680 but i need you guys to get not all of you some of you do really well with the ladies but
00:05:40.240 if you're not if you haven't really gotten women like that you can't say that like you can't say
00:05:47.240 that these women could never get one i've seen too much okay i've seen too much
00:05:53.980 um okay so these women they're just happy to be they'll be passed around for life this is kind of 1.00
00:06:04.980 like the lily phillips right um bonnie blue they're both they're not really contentious right if you
00:06:10.800 get them on a podcast they're not arguing they're not really defending their way of life they're just
00:06:15.400 kind of happily saying look i'm i love pleasing men that's what they'll say they're like yep that's 0.99
00:06:21.800 what i'm here to do if you don't think that they'll get married idiots guys did mia khalifa get married 1.00
00:06:29.760 yep did riley reed get married yep did kim kardashian get married yeah they'll all get a taker somebody's 0.99
00:06:40.760 gonna do now you might say i would never do it i would never do okay i'm happy for you
00:06:44.900 just because you wouldn't doesn't mean that someone will lizzo has a boyfriend
00:06:51.920 and i think that's why like men are kind of angry right because they're like you guys make
00:07:00.040 these terrible decisions you should not come out on top they're gonna come out on top
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