Pearl - December 19, 2025


SHOCKING: Women Admit To Catfishing Online


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

212.98943

Word Count

1,913

Sentence Count

45

Misogynist Sentences

13

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 And then I also use over 17 products to do my makeup every day.
00:00:03.400 Every day.
00:00:04.240 My nose runs all day because I got it done.
00:00:07.480 What up, guys?
00:00:08.240 Welcome to my reaction series.
00:00:09.620 Today, we are reacting to women admitting that they are catfishes.
00:00:15.140 So at least they're being honest.
00:00:17.400 Well, we'll give them a point for that today, but let's share this tab.
00:00:20.840 I love when you guys call me a natural beauty because, bitch, are you wrong?
00:00:24.380 Yeah, I don't think most men would see her and think she's that not natural
00:00:28.500 other than Botox. But let me guess. Botox, lip filler, maybe a blush, but she doesn't look old
00:00:38.520 enough for it. That's weird. All right. Nothing natural about this. Let me show you my before
00:00:42.260 photo. Before, after. Let me tell you what I get done. Let's go over the most obvious ones first.
00:00:48.640 I've had braces. And these were bunny rabbit teeth. And these were a bit shorter, as you can
00:00:58.500 and i had this one and this one built on and then at the end of my braces i had teeth whitening
00:01:03.600 and i now carry on with my teeth whitening the next thing which is quite obvious is i don't
00:01:07.940 wear glasses anymore i had laser eye surgery in 2019 it was the best thing i did all of the
00:01:15.020 procedures i've had done that was my most uncomfortable not during the procedure
00:01:18.140 the aftermath another obvious one i've had lip filler i've had it for years it has migrated and
00:01:23.500 And so what I want to do next is get the lip filler dissolved because it's now creating
00:01:28.220 this annoying line.
00:01:30.000 And then I want to have a lip lift when I can afford it.
00:01:32.180 So they basically take some of the skin away from here and it pulls the lips up naturally.
00:01:36.860 And it just, it's more, it's more natural looking than lip filler because you don't
00:01:40.000 get the, the extra fullness.
00:01:42.180 It's just, yeah, you look like you've got nice, luscious full lips naturally.
00:01:46.140 I get chin filler to give me a little bit more of a defined, oh, I didn't catch the
00:01:49.680 chin.
00:01:50.680 Oh, I didn't catch the chin and pointy chin.
00:01:53.100 had the last one that was a good move for her that looks good when a little bit of cheek filler to
00:01:57.820 try and lift to get rid of this line but it hasn't really done much um just because the filler needs
00:02:02.540 sorting i've had i get botox i do my own botox so i do my botox here here and around here and it
00:02:09.500 just stops all those lines from starting with botox prevention is best than cure start doing it
00:02:16.060 as you start getting the the lines because once those lines are there you can't then get rid of
00:02:20.700 them you can make them softer looking but once they're already there then you have to fill them
00:02:25.420 out so once you start seeing the lines occurring during the day and then you wake up and they're
00:02:28.460 gone and then during the day they there again that's the time when you should get botox it's
00:02:31.820 not for everyone and i'm not forcing anyone to get botox but i personally love it i micro needle
00:02:36.220 my face which keeps my collagen at bay it gives me a nice healthy glow and it helps with pigmentation
00:02:40.620 i've also got microblading done so i wake up looking like this and i also have lip blush
00:02:45.100 done so microblading and lip blush are both a tattoo it just gives my lips a nice i would not
00:02:50.460 have the thing is though sometimes with the tattooed stuff it looks really weird in person
00:02:55.580 but like on screens it doesn't so of color um i have got gloss over the top of this i use an eyelash
00:03:02.540 serum to help with growth i swear by the glow fruit brand obviously what i get done isn't for
00:03:06.620 everyone and i'm sure some of you have some strong opinions but um it gives me confidence and it makes
00:03:11.580 me happy so yeah i'm gonna carry on getting them done love you back yeah again this is gonna be a
00:03:17.420 trend it's gonna be tough to see what women actually look like this girl we've covered
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00:04:54.700 a hundred dollars off i mean this girl's got a lot done so perfect i wish i was like her have you
00:05:00.680 considered the fact that i wouldn't look the way that i do if i didn't make as much money as i do
00:05:04.580 for my job? Have you considered the fact that my armpits smell like sweet male onion chips? Have
00:05:08.720 you considered the fact that I edit all of my serum pictures and that I wear a filter on all
00:05:12.760 of my TikToks to hide my bumpy skin? And that I also use over 17 products to do my makeup every
00:05:17.520 day. Every day. My nose runs all day because I got it done. Am I perfect or do I have more access to
00:05:24.780 be perfect because of how much I make? And because on social media you only post what you want people
00:05:29.640 see it's all something to think about but thank you so much i love you are you so yeah um she
00:05:39.560 looks kind of plastic but i think it's more than me i would love to see what she looks like without
00:05:44.520 makeup okay this girl's a catfish what do you think she has had done you guys got to be honest
00:05:50.680 in the comments don't say after that you knew i want you to before say what you think she's had
00:05:55.480 done um is she gonna put makeup on okay i don't know if she's had anything done i think she's
00:06:00.440 gonna put on makeup get ready with me while i talk about all the ways that i am fake in like 2024
00:06:04.680 every time i had a video go viral people would make fun of me for my appearance and people don't
00:06:08.600 really make fun of me that much anymore so i just wanted to be honest about all the things i've
00:06:11.960 gotten done because like i'm not proud of it necessarily but it's just transparency so first
00:06:17.960 i do get masseter botox your masters right here because everyone used to make fun of me for my
00:06:22.120 minecraft jawline and i won't lie all of that online bullying did inspire me to get masseter
00:06:27.160 botox i'm just being honest y'all because it does really affect you emotionally i would have so much
00:06:31.720 pain here and it would spread to my head and i would get terrible headaches no regrets it does
00:06:35.560 make my face slimmer but it also just like relieves so much tension also i did get a third of a vial
00:06:41.000 of lip filler in 2024 and that was like my biggest secret for a long time and i really thought i was
00:06:45.640 never gonna tell you guys because i was really embarrassed i think the lip filler looks good on
00:06:49.560 on her to be honest the only reason doesn't look over like done why i got it is because i was
00:06:53.880 offered to get a sample for free girl i'm not getting it again because that's just too expensive
00:06:59.160 so my lips do look slightly different than they did before i got lip filler it's so subtle but
00:07:04.620 i noticed a little bit of a difference i don't regret getting lip filler because it was free
00:07:08.280 but i want to be like as natural as possible for you guys to be honest like i don't really intend
00:07:13.300 to change my appearance this is what i mean i don't think most people would see her and think
00:07:17.780 she's had work done for like cosmetic reasons ever again i'm breaking out so bad but in general
00:07:23.280 i have clear skin nowadays because i'm on a medication called spironolactone i also wear
00:07:27.880 sunscreen every single day doesn't matter if it's cloudy doesn't matter if i'm not leaving the house
00:07:32.000 i've done that ever since i was 15 oh also obviously my hair is bleached so yeah those
00:07:36.040 are all the ways in which i am fake i just wanted to be fully transparent with you guys so like
00:07:40.600 before you call me naturally pretty keep yeah i mean she doesn't have that much done anyone to
00:07:46.220 ever think that i'm like naturally pretty or i never ever think that i'm like naturally pretty
00:07:50.780 or i naturally look like lip filler um nose job i think because her nose her nostrils are this
00:07:58.300 my hair is bleached eyebrows are dyed and groomed eyelashes eyelash serum if i don't have an eyelash
00:08:03.340 serum on i don't have eyelashes botox botox i've had multiple lip flips in my life nails are but
00:08:08.940 yeah i can see the busted but they are in fact fake tan is fake teeth are not fake but they were
00:08:13.740 thousands of dollars and five years worth of braces and dental work and then on top of that
00:08:17.660 whitening the fuck out of my teeth every single week so they look like this none of this is
00:08:21.100 natural i don't want any young girl following me to think that this is like a natural beauty
00:08:25.800 standard maybe some people look like this naturally i for one don't i for one have spent money time
00:08:30.800 and effort to look yeah um none of these are that bad but it's tough because i want to see how
00:08:38.820 natural they look because a lot of the cosmetic work looks good like with makeup but when it's
00:08:44.440 actually natural it doesn't so anyways i appreciate these women putting that putting out their um
00:08:50.800 cosmetic procedures because it gives me something to react to so make sure you like the video
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