Pearl - November 09, 2025


SM＊SH OR PASS： Young Andrew Wilson


Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

162.14178

Word count

1,290

Sentence count

9

Harmful content

Misogyny

10

sentences flagged

Toxicity

13

sentences flagged

Hate speech

10

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Summary

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In this episode of the reaction series we are reacting to a bunch of women saying if they would smash or pass a young andrew wilson. Do they have a problem with this? Do they really think he s a good looking guy?

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 i think a young andrew would only smash those two maybe her i can't really tell
00:00:04.800 what up guys welcome to my reaction series today we are reacting to a bunch of women 1.00
00:00:09.760 saying if they would smash or pass a young andrew wilson so let's see what we got
00:00:16.720 wait andrew do you actually read your dms yes you don't read you no i i no no i read my dms
00:00:24.640 but i was wondering i i has a woman dm'd you because like i feel like the way you just so 0.99
00:00:31.680 eloquently and articulately just like just people up verbally i feel like there's some
00:00:40.000 chick who's dm'd you and been like can you sorry sorry do that to me has it happened 0.82
00:00:50.880 like in a weird sexual way i i would not um i would not comment on that that sounds like a yes 0.74
00:00:59.600 to me yeah that sounds like a yes to me you've heard it here nudes by these broads there's no 0.98
00:01:05.600 way he does it we would love clouded men first andrew he obviously denied the request but he
00:01:11.520 does get women who are willing to pay him money to i must have some kind of mass sex appeal or
00:01:18.880 something because my dms are always filled with the brim with women you are look young andrew can 0.99
00:01:23.920 we pull up young andrew young andrew was a good looking guy young andrew was a good looking guy
00:01:29.840 yeah what can we pull it up but now i'm old you're still handsome andrew don't don't be down
00:01:35.920 on well thanks brian andrew can i hear you say that you're a 10 and you're a queen i mean king sorry
00:01:41.200 say andrew say that you're so into him if i was rachel i'd i'd beat him i would beat him
00:01:51.360 well i mean i'm definitely well in the face of all of these beautiful of course i'm a 10 right
00:01:56.080 they're all 10s i'm a 10 right they're all nines i'm a nine they're all eights i'm an eight right it's
00:02:02.320 all about how you feel and maybe like a 10. so ladies she's a little excited over here here 1.00
00:02:12.720 it just looks completely different
00:02:16.160 she's into it would you would you hit would you hit no don't be rude no wait into the mics guys into the
00:02:23.520 mics no carly smash smash or pass she loves her boyfriend pass it's so funny like you think you
00:02:34.160 think when that picture that andrew like yeah that you would ever be good enough for that guy to ever 0.77
00:02:39.440 look yeah he wouldn't uh girl on the right maybe if he was into asians but white guys are a lot more 0.99
00:02:45.520 picky i think white guys are the pickiest race we all know black guys will bang damn near anything 1.00
00:02:50.560 i mean a single mother they'll do it and they'll wife her too um they love the fat white women i 1.00
00:02:58.560 know because when i was big that was pretty much all my offers yeah why is it you yeah right like
00:03:04.480 women really think a lot of themselves you know i'm just really think a lot of themselves like we 1.00
00:03:09.600 wouldn't even look twice even walking through we didn't walk through the high school campus and
00:03:13.680 been like we just walked right around you you would have been invisible by the way you seem offended
00:03:20.160 by the way andrew i just i'm gonna is andrew's the crucible listening right now yes andrew guys
00:03:29.120 andrew's really been getting on my nerves so i'm gonna leak something he actually used to be you
00:03:34.320 know those abercrombie and fitch stores he used to be a model for them andrew he still got like a double
00:03:39.920 life he used to he told me this in confidence but i'm backstabbing you andrew he told me he used to work
00:03:45.440 as one of those shirtless yeah none of these women are that attractive except for the girl on the 1.00
00:03:49.840 right i think that's the best looking her the three on the light right are the best looking i'd say 1.00
00:03:55.120 right and then two from these two are really i think a young andrew would only smash those two
00:04:02.000 maybe her i can't really tell this guy's out for fun i'll rate everyone four four uh 3.5 to four uh four
00:04:14.240 uh 5.5 5.57 6.0 6.5 uh 5.75 to six here uh 6.5 on the right six six i mean they're like sixes
00:04:32.560 crombie and fitch that's how good looking he was this isn't i mean whatever's had some attractive
00:04:36.400 women on here but i just don't this isn't the table i mean they should all say smash because all of them 1.00
00:04:41.840 are kind of out of a young they're all not really in a young andrew's league sorry andrew i'm sorry i
00:04:46.640 had to do it you you i had to do it andrew on myself i had it on myself listen this is i'm i'm
00:04:56.000 revealing law andrew wilson lore okay this guy and he went to the retreats too that abercrombie and fitch did
00:05:06.080 so he was not only was he a good looking in the face he had a good face card he also was
00:05:12.160 quite well developed in the chest and abdominal region is this gay a little bit a little bit 1.00
00:05:23.440 in that picture he has such a deep eyes it's like almost like we show you can we show young yeah brian
00:05:30.080 brian used to be a bad they both were baddies they're like baddies in a different way now they're like more
00:05:34.320 established but yeah brian yeah okay young brian really quick young brian let's see it
00:05:48.000 one utility later gotcha nick oh just just the just scroll down
00:05:54.320 wow he was really cute back in the day all right scroll all the way down just a lot of bad down
00:06:04.320 whoa oh wait oh no no those are photos what just got fat
00:06:08.000 for us damn i used to be thin oh my god dude wait look at oh my god 0.93
00:06:16.320 okay wait scroll scroll down at the wall i would say for a good i do hold on 0.98
00:06:22.800 you know during one scroll all the way down just scroll down wow oh wait oh no no those are
00:06:30.960 surf photos or photos whatever uh damn i used to be thin oh my god dude i like that too when i look
00:06:37.120 at 15 year old me wait look at oh my god 0.98
00:06:44.480 okay wait scroll scroll down uh up up i mean up wait the the soccer lewandowski damn bro who's cute back 0.97
00:06:53.360 the day riz next exile that wait the me in an angel costume bro hello was that his girlfriend 0.73
00:07:04.400 that would be like a looks match oh i love it uh exile that uh how about the tank top 0.99
00:07:12.480 damn bro what happened all right guys i'm busted now dude it sucks 0.99
00:07:17.360 you grew beard uh it's more than the beard trust me 1.00
00:07:22.880 see men are honest they they will say what they peaked the women it's so crazy because a man will
00:07:27.840 get fat and out of shape and i'll say yeah i was hot back in the day and a woman she'll get fat 1.00
00:07:34.160 and out of shape and says she's still got it and just put on an instagram filter that's the difference
00:07:38.560 between men and women is men can admit when they peaked i think i peaked at like 14 but
00:07:43.360 we can't have that conversation not on youtube anyway anyways guys make sure you like the video
00:07:48.800 please subscribe to the channel i love you guys thanks for watching and i'll see you next time