Pearl - February 23, 2026


Surrogacy Is A Cheat Code


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11 minutes

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2,290

Sentence count

43

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Misogyny

35

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Toxicity

26

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28

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In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the discuss the pros and cons of surrogacy and sexless marriages. They discuss the benefits and downsides of both options and the benefits of co-parenting with a partner.

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00:00:00.000 Let's see. I think everything started going to shit maybe when women got the right to vote. 1.00
00:00:04.980 Yeah. See, you're making the argument for surrogacy. Your mom was a scumbag most of my 1.00
00:00:10.040 life. Yeah, I know. It would just be peace on earth. They're all saying it would have been 1.00
00:00:14.240 perfect. Yeah. And even, okay, so let's say you don't get a torturous woman, but you end up 0.67
00:00:19.960 divorced. Like you most likely will end up divorced, right? Like why is there some virtue
00:00:25.480 in trying it's like oh you need to try well not really like okay if I look at a game and the game
00:00:34.500 is completely rigged against me and I find a way to not play the game which is surrogacy now I'm
00:00:41.460 a selfish person because I don't want to play a game that's stacked against me if I was a man I 0.98
00:00:45.840 would get a surrogate I would not give a fuck I would not yeah and co-parenting even if even if 0.99
00:00:51.100 she doesn't steal your money, right? Every time you piss her off, she's just going to tell the 0.99
00:00:55.820 kids and now the kids are weapons. The kids are weapons. What is quirky Thatcher maxing? 0.95
00:01:01.560 It can come with a 100,000 mile limited powertrain warranty. Yeah. And you can edit out all the
00:01:06.700 retarded jeans. So like, you know, you don't want a kid that's like, like, let's say you want a 1.00
00:01:14.080 handsome Chad, you can like edit it. And I know everyone's thinking, but Pearl, but Pearl, that
00:01:19.400 that feels wrong right well i mean i didn't it's not like any of you asked to be born into this
00:01:25.480 society you know you know like that would be fair if you had the choice of a young bride that wanted 0.67
00:01:32.080 to marry you and have your children but most men don't get that choice that's reserved for like
00:01:37.360 chad and tyrone and a lot of the best fathers like a lot of the best fathers if we're going
00:01:43.920 be honest here there's a reason women want to cuck them because we know on a genetic level they 1.00
00:01:50.000 would make good dads but terrible lovers you know that's why women are like doing these sexless 1.00
00:01:54.920 marriages because they're like i have to have a kid with this dork you know but i'm gonna have 1.00
00:02:00.640 to have sex with him for a day this is gonna be terrible you know and that's how women think you 1.00
00:02:05.820 know but so a lot of the men that would like this a lot of men this is their choice a most likely 0.79
00:02:12.440 future of a sexless marriage because they're just never going to be a woman's first choice 1.00
00:02:16.120 or really be that guy to a woman or right or a surrogacy i think surrogacy is better you know
00:02:22.600 my mom was a pimp and a terrorist surrogate is the ultimate i think it's the ultimate form of
00:02:28.120 love from a man to a child not a woman i think if mom wants full custody she should be able to 0.79
00:02:33.740 provide for those children and not ask for child support from the other parent the right way is
00:02:38.460 according to the bible well the bible way isn't an option that is not an option in 2026 you don't
00:02:46.140 get the choice of the bible way you don't because the bible way would not allow the woman to steal 1.00
00:02:51.820 the kids and rob you what if men's just take women's power yeah but that's not going to happen 1.00
00:02:56.520 i'm not like these trad cuns they sell you hope that there's going to be some change 1.00
00:03:01.280 um most people are the men at the bottom are middle managers right most of you don't have
00:03:08.480 the choice um to really impact society i don't think surrogacy i'm sorry i don't think most
00:03:15.040 i don't think kids really need a mother i don't i i like i think if i saw examples of mother like
00:03:22.480 you know the best mother i know there's a mother i'm thinking of and she's the best 0.82
00:03:26.660 most involved parent i know she still drove that whole house crazy she was so hilarious but oh my 1.00
00:03:32.460 like like me right can you imagine just having me like giving my takes 24 it's like fun on a show
00:03:38.100 because you can mute me or pause it but this would not this would drop like imagine like i'm just in
00:03:43.740 the kitchen complaining about pajits you're like i don't want to hear that that's i want peace at
00:03:48.380 my house women we just have this chaos like we don't bring peacefulness i don't think we really
00:03:53.880 bring any value like to a house i think um we're lucky to get the value from the men the men have
00:04:01.720 the value and sometimes they can pass it on to women who listen but women don't listen so you
00:04:06.800 know yeah you're saying the father rule over women and children yeah but it's impossible for a man to
00:04:11.240 rule over the women so yeah um that's not a choice you cannot you can't rule without authority i've
00:04:17.660 been following you for a long time i love your points of view i'm in le i see this stuff every
00:04:22.560 day how courts treat the men i don't know because this guy in china did it and his kid is an
00:04:27.620 olympian right she's a non-political olympian like by the way if you want to donate to the
00:04:34.320 divorce documentary the link to that is in the description we're redoing our app so this month
00:04:40.960 the best way to support me really is the divorce documentary donations because we're about to
00:04:44.880 switch everybody from one app to the other women can be ruled yeah but you can you can also win 1.00
00:04:50.040 the lottery it doesn't mean it's really likely you know you're like oh there's those like three
00:04:54.860 people that did it um it's like well that's like three out of a hundred you know decent men want
00:05:00.640 to be good fathers in an indecent time period history is like a rubber band it tends to snap
00:05:05.340 back at a certain point whether or not society's ready or not that's a catastrophic thing to
00:05:10.400 believe um look that train of thought yes it does snap back but how long do you think it took
00:05:17.400 rome to fall it took like 250 years i think even some historians say longer so that's like three
00:05:25.900 or four generate you'll be dead by the time it snaps back like maybe okay maybe like by by the
00:05:34.420 time it snaps back uh you're gonna be dead or close to it you know close enough to it who cares
00:05:40.640 children need their mother up to a certain point in life well if that were true why are 0.99
00:05:45.840 why is the most okay that's the dumbest take ever do you know anything about the child abuse 0.94
00:05:52.640 statistics and infant mortality okay really kids need their mother all right well the most dangerous 0.99
00:05:59.360 place that a kid can be in the mother's womb right oh well kids they they really need their 0.99
00:06:06.620 mother it's like well then why are women so good at abusing their children i don't know i look it's 1.00
00:06:12.100 not women show love and support really women show love and support if you do exactly what she wants
00:06:19.000 but as life goes on and she gets less of what she wants because she's uglier right you get uglier 1.00
00:06:24.480 and men just even on a subconscious level they treat you worse even if they love you like because 0.99
00:06:30.540 you're old and ugly now you know you're just you're an old ugly woman and so then you get less 1.00
00:06:35.680 of what you want because men in general just aren't going to cater to you as much and then women crash 1.00
00:06:40.940 out and are not loving and supportive because they're not getting what they want so pearls
00:06:45.580 never met an actual patriarch that's that's true actually maybe one or two but even so their wives
00:06:51.260 were still we just bring chaos you know but wouldn't that actually go to my point that most
00:06:56.820 men are not gonna get women that listen to them you know 250 years yeah around that around that 0.99
00:07:02.760 okay so we're about let's see i think everything started going to shit maybe when women got the 1.00
00:07:09.100 right to vote. Okay. So that was like 1920. Now we're in 2026, I think. 106 years. Okay. So 0.98
00:07:18.700 if we go at Rome's pace, it'll fall apart by the time I'm super dead. Like, okay. So I'm 29 and
00:07:27.920 then we go down to, okay. So let's see, 250 minus. Okay. Yeah. So I'll be dead. I mean,
00:07:37.140 that's the math i'll be dead i'll be dead you know so you might win the lot you're like saying well
00:07:41.560 you might win the lottery someday well honestly real question i know i just talked what's going
00:07:46.120 to happen when women hit retirement i watched a woman cry because of a dental bill reality's
00:07:49.920 coming so what happens next well it's called prostitution is going to get legalized and a 0.99
00:07:54.900 lot of those you're going to have a lot of old hookers on the street gluck gluck 9 000 gluck 1.00
00:07:59.720 gluck 9 000 ai i won't have to wait long ai and robots will fast track the 200 year timeline 0.95
00:08:06.880 Well, that's what people can predict, but everything seems to be going kind of fine.
00:08:12.340 You know, I think AI is just going to move more people into the service industry because
00:08:16.040 young women will keep getting, okay, this is what's going to happen. 0.99
00:08:19.040 Young women are going to be soft prostitutes or full prostitutes, right? 1.00
00:08:22.800 So that's young women are going to do OnlyFans, sugar babies, et cetera. 1.00
00:08:26.660 So that's how they're going to get money from men. 1.00
00:08:28.700 Now, young women or debt, you know, college debt. 1.00
00:08:31.860 So now young women have all the spending or maybe their father's money. 0.83
00:08:35.060 now young women have the ability to spend a bunch of money and everybody's trying to get 0.98
00:08:40.040 it from them even though it's indirectly men's money right and so what's going to happen is
00:08:45.020 there's going to be all these useless services it's already happening like in front of my eyes
00:08:48.720 like if i go to my gym right and i have an expensive gym i love this gym and it's worth
00:08:53.320 every penny um however there's a bunch of add-ons so when i go to my gym there's all this stuff i
00:08:59.960 don't buy it because my gyms it's like expensive well all right i get it now and then but i can
00:09:05.400 see what's happening right because i live it um there's all these services coming in to take
00:09:10.560 women's money that's like totally overpaid so if i go to the gym i can get a stretch like 1.00
00:09:16.920 essentially a stretch session where they they just they do like deep stretching i can get a massage
00:09:21.940 i can get my eyebrows done i can get my i got my hair dyed at my gym i can sign up for daycare
00:09:28.060 right um so this gym um they're even going to add in apartments on some of this like at some of
00:09:36.400 these gyms so these places are going to just keep they're going to offer overpriced apartments 0.98
00:09:42.200 they're going to offer like that's what's going to happen um there's like pilates like one-on-one
00:09:47.940 classes i can sign up for and this is going to be everywhere um volleyball right volleyball used to
00:09:54.640 something you paid for your kids now people aren't having kids i pay like 50 bucks a month for a
00:09:59.200 membership to like play volleyball so i can like play whenever i feel like playing at these like
00:10:05.280 weeks um on top of that there's a nail place like by me so when i go to the nail place i can go and
00:10:10.880 get my nails done if i want i don't i don't it's not really my thing i'm more of a gym person but
00:10:15.600 like if i want to i can go get my nails done um i can't i can get the next door to the nail place 0.95
00:10:22.880 is a botox and filler place right like um you can at the nail place you can get really expensive
00:10:28.960 nails where you they put fake nails on um you can get eyelash extensions you can get
00:10:35.200 their spray tans um and then i go home right and i can either walk to the grocery store or they can
00:10:42.240 uber eats and do delivery and that's how a bunch of people will make money now there's meal prep
00:10:46.640 services so you can get that too um you can get a cleaner you know and so what's going to happen is
00:10:53.440 the people that are high status which is high earning men and um young women are essentially
00:10:59.680 going to be like the high status um part of society and then normal earning or low earning
00:11:05.520 men are gonna somehow get money from the hot women so it's like married women or um married 1.00
00:11:14.400 women or young women, either through sex work, marriage, et cetera. So the money's going to go 0.68
00:11:21.060 to the men that are high earning. They're going to give it to the women, sugar baby, whatever it is. 0.99
00:11:26.360 Then the women are going to buy stuff they can't afford. They're going to save none of the money. 1.00
00:11:30.160 So that's going to be rent that they cannot afford, laundry services, like young women, 1.00
00:11:37.000 they don't know how to do anything. So yeah. And that's really what's just going to keep happening.