Pearl - December 03, 2025


The 5 Stages of Womanhood


Episode Stats

Length

7 minutes

Words per Minute

188.69348

Word Count

1,334

Sentence Count

39

Misogynist Sentences

19

Hate Speech Sentences

16


Summary

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In this episode, we discuss the 5 stages of life that every woman goes through and see if she is being honest or if she's just full of it. 1. The bad boy phase 2. The thug phase 3. The stable men stage 4. The church men phase 5. The sugar daddy phase

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 Oh, then she said the church men phase is number five.
00:00:03.040 I've been telling you guys.
00:00:04.500 What up, guys?
00:00:05.200 Welcome to my reaction series.
00:00:06.800 Today, we were reacting to a woman talking about the five stages of life that every female goes through.
00:00:11.500 Let's see if she is being honest or she's full of it.
00:00:14.240 Five stages of life that every woman goes through.
00:00:18.260 And I mean everyone.
00:00:19.780 To me.
00:00:20.500 Stage one, the bad boy slash the thug phase.
00:00:24.560 Yeah, you know, I did a panel on this the other day.
00:00:26.620 And I said that black women have a tendency to date criminals more than other races from what
00:00:31.200 I've seen. And they're gaslighting me super hard, but it's crazy because black women go online and
00:00:36.220 admit to dating thugs, criminals, white women. I'm not saying like white women, I think we prefer
00:00:41.480 serial killers. Like they like the gang bangers. We like the serial killers. We're like, Ooh,
00:00:46.100 Ted Bundy, Ted, Luigi Mangione. I mean, that's some white woman-ish, but what I don't, I don't
00:00:52.160 like is like we we don't own our race's problems let's own it chicas i mean you know we just are
00:00:58.420 who we are this is usually the stage where females want nothing boring they want someone who's
00:01:03.880 adventurous someone who's fun who gives a little excitement this is usually when a female is young
00:01:09.420 between the ages of like 18 through 26 27 28 this is usually around that time stage two the pretty
00:01:18.580 boys the f boys this is still between these are the guys that they're not like necessarily hard
00:01:25.300 you know but they whisper the sweet nothings into your ear i'm trying to think of a celebrity that
00:01:30.020 would be the stereotypical pretty boy i'm thinking of this dude on instagram that i always see on my
00:01:36.100 reels and i cannot think of his name if i oh i cannot think of his name for the life of me
00:01:42.820 but he's trying to think okay jesse williams if anyone knows who that is that's like the pretty
00:01:49.780 boy um yeah 18 through 28 but the females know that these men that they're dealing with ain't
00:01:57.620 no good for them they're players but they still want to entertain them they still want to talk
00:02:01.940 to them why because they look good and they can good stage three the stable men stage
00:02:11.140 this is generally during the time when the female gets older about 28 and up um she wants somebody
00:02:17.380 who's stable who's a financially stable and this is at this age um when women go for the financially
00:02:23.620 stable men they don't love them um women's feelings are really the only thing that are
00:02:28.260 going to carry you through life and even that i i know you're thinking what women's feelings
00:02:32.500 are so unstable well that's all you got left because we have welfare the government and simps
00:02:37.460 that give women money constantly. So the only thing women are choosing for now is excitement
00:02:42.340 unless we have to choose for stability. So at this age, you know, at this age,
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00:03:44.920 you there. Ells is a man if you date in that age group. He has everything. They have their car,
00:03:50.000 their house. They live by themselves. They make six figures. This is during that time when she's
00:03:55.140 about 28 and she's done dealing with the players and the thugs and now she wants to find someone
00:03:59.980 more stable stage four the sugar daddy phase after running through a couple men who were
00:04:06.640 financially stable she comes across i can't believe this woman's being honest i wonder how
00:04:11.280 many phases this woman has gone through i don't know if she's hot enough to get sugar daddies
00:04:16.100 a man who would just trick off on her without actually asking for relationship aka the sugar
00:04:21.880 daddies aka this is her phase just know if she's asking you to help pay her bills or she's broke
00:04:28.260 and she said she needs help with her rent this is just a phase for her and she'll grow out of it
00:04:33.780 but it ain't gonna be right now last but not least stage yeah um and and what you're seeing more and
00:04:40.100 more is women having sex for fun and having a sugar daddy also that they have sex with them
00:04:45.900 for money oh then she said the church man phase is number five i've been telling you guys the church
00:04:51.400 sexually starves men um so they can just cuck them with these subpar women i mean imagine me
00:04:58.300 like i have a potty mouth imagine me going to church now and being like gripers take me as i
00:05:03.760 am you know what i mean it's like yeah you know nice try pearl five the church i gotta pull a
00:05:14.380 candace owens i gotta be like i'm catholic now men face after she's done with the bad boys the
00:05:21.300 thugs the pretty boys and even the sugar daddies she now and even the stable men now she wants a
00:05:27.940 stable financially stable healthy relationship with a church man a man of god now she feels
00:05:36.180 like she's reformed herself now she feels like she's a true woman of god and now she feels like
00:05:42.340 she's gotten her 304 days out the way and now she really wants to settle down these are generally
00:05:48.580 the women who pass their 30s they're like 32 and up these women are in their 30s most of the time
00:05:57.200 yeah that was actually i never i never thought women could be honest but then i started to get
00:06:02.900 tick tock and you know occasionally even a woman that's honest that is the phases that women go
00:06:08.740 through different parts of their lives um you can kind of adjust based on where she lives and
00:06:13.540 sometimes the phases are out of order. Like you see the women going through the bad boy phase a
00:06:19.420 lot of times after their divorce because they had this simp husband who just did everything she
00:06:24.660 wanted. And now she's like, I need this dominance. That's why a man having a high body count is way
00:06:32.140 more important than a woman having a low body count. Because even if you have a low body count
00:06:37.160 as a woman, I mean, you're going to meet some dominant man online at the store or whatever.
00:06:43.540 he he'll just steal your bit he'll steal your you know i mean we love we love banging everything so
00:06:50.100 sometimes you'll lose your with you know to no fault to your own but the church is really i mean
00:06:57.780 they cuck these men so anyways guys make sure you like the video subscribe to the channel thank you
00:07:02.500 Thank you for watching and I'll see you next time.