Pearl - April 15, 2026The Ego Death of Laura Southern
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Summary
Lauren Southern is a psycho bitch, but I understand why she's acting the way she is right now. Lauren Southern was the face of conservative media overnight, and yet she still thinks she built the manosphere.
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She banged a long list of men in media that have a history of running their mouth.
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You are way too, I mean, that's just incredible.
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So on this show, I really, I do try to articulate that just because women were big, fat whores,
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I mean, and to the women that say not all women are like that, we're not whores.
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It's like, okay, have you been with one man for life?
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okay humble yourself oh but but i've had less than five bodies oh wow you've got a basketball
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team full of bodies that's so that's so good you ma'am are pure you're pure oh you only had one
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full body or two full bodies and then you gluck glucked and got finger black do you know what i
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mean it's like you ma'am are so pure you know what i mean humble yourself humble we got to stay humble
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here. As women, we just got to know we ain't really shit. And that's okay. You know, sometimes
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in life you suck, you know, and that's called eating the L. So this is my empathy stream
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towards Lauren Southern. Lauren, you are a psycho bitch, but I understand why you're acting the way
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that you're acting. And I'm actually one of the few women that's going to be honest with you.
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So this stream is directly meant for Lauren Southern. This is meant for you to watch this.
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okay and this is in light of her stupid article okay lauren southern uh put out an article talking
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about how she built the manosphere and how it destroyed her so one this is a couple things
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a woman taking credit for something she didn't do you built the manosphere really do you even
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know what the manosphere is i mean do you know what like it's just you built the man like women
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just take credit for everything i bet like do you see how stupid and lauren look at nobody's
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going to tell you how stupid you sound because you're too pretty, right? I'm an ugly bitch.
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You know, I'm a mid, I'm a mid-uggo, right? So men are on, not that honest because I'm not fat
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yet, right? But men are somewhat honest with me because I'm just not that hot, right? I've never
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been like a Stacey level, you know? So at least the Chads are honest with me. Guys that can do
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better which is most men you know they're honest and i'm not fishing for compliment i'm really not
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um but you're just too hot for anybody in the world to be honest with you and people are kind
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of afraid of you the reason people are afraid of you is because whenever um things don't go your
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way you do this and so nobody's gonna tell you how incredibly stupid you sound okay back in the day
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she's like an eight. Okay. So we will read your stupid article. Okay. We will read it,
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but we're going to read it at the end of the stream. Lauren, you are a psycho bitch,
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but I understand you. So Lauren Southern had the world at her fingertips. So for those of you that
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don't know, Lauren Southern is one of the original right-wing e-girls. She was an 18-year-old blonde
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e-girl who became the face of right-wing conservatism overnight. Now, again, she's
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gonna think that she built the manosphere or the right wing again because she thinks she knows
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things even though really she was only famous because she was hot i mean lauren let's just
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keep it a buck if you were ugly you would not there's no way they would give a girl to be the
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face of rebel news if you were an ugly an uggo right um you don't at least have to be a strong
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mid like brett cooper so she did debates on feminism she went to events um but blue pill
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conditioning doesn't just affect men. It also affects women. She was the face of rebel media
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overnight. And how many qualified men were passed over for the opportunity that Lauren Southern got?
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And in her head, she worked hard and deserved it. And I can really relate to this. Throughout this
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monologue, I will bring in my personal anecdotes that I can relate to, right? Because I'm a woman
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and I will make this about me. I will. I will. I'm going to do. I don't care. I don't care. Shoot me.
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I we whatever don't care so it you know I had a similar experience you know I went into sales and
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I was a 22 year old sales guy sold copiers and the company gave me special training and also
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gave me the best territory at that company and I at the time thought it was because I worked hard
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because in my life you know I did work hard like I was the worst girl on a volleyball team and I
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went to the best. And my dad, you know, my dad always told me I worked hard and I did, but I
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worked hard for a woman because again, we're in a special Olympic league. We're in a league that's
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like D3, D2. Do you know what I mean? Like men are D1 athletes. We're D3 athletes and you can work
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hard in D3, but you're still in division three. And that's really what I would equate to Lauren
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Southern. All women in media, it's really like this. So can you really blame her for getting a
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big ego all of her life outcomes would show that she is better than everybody else I mean if you're
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18 and you are famous right and you are making a lot of money and everybody everywhere you go is
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telling you you're awesome why would you not think you were awesome do you know what I mean so Lauren
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it's not your fault you're this crazy and delusional it's really not maybe we could say you're not the
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most intelligent for believing it but like let's be honest I mean if a man turned 18 and he got
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the life outcomes you got he'd probably think he was pretty awesome too you know like um and that's
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why people hate celebrities right because it's just people that are famous for their looks and
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their charisma not necessarily a skill and they don't realize how unimportant their jobs are
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because everyone tells us they're important all the time right and um at you guys you know middle
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class men go, um, or even middle class, some middle class women that are fat go to work and
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they're told they ain't shit every day. They're said, why didn't you do that? Or that they get
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chewed out, spit out and fired if they don't do their job. Conservatives. It's not really like
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that or media personalities. It's just like a bubble. It's a bubble, right? So she was given
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a job she doesn't deserve. And women are told they're right 24 seven. She was on top of the
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world. However, she made a grave mistake. Now, Lawrence Southern could have banged anybody.
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She really, she was on top of the world, very hot. I am sure she had all types of
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ninjas in her DMs, right? She could have banged men, option A, men that have something to lose
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also. She could have banged some married congressmen, although I guess maybe not because
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they always have people trying to expose them but you know she could have married or she could have
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banged um conservative guys with stuff to lose right you know they're not trying to be out like
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elijah shaffer uh no he was too loud but she could she could um banged men with a reputation for
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being quiet but instead she banged men with a microphone she banged um allegedly she banged a
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long list of men in media that have a history of running their mouths. You know, like Destiny. I
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mean, that's just an L altogether. You are way too, I mean, that's just incredible. Destiny has
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a history of, you know, having his business everywhere. And she thought, let me bang him
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too. Idiot. Tate, you know, I mean, cool guy. I respect him. However, he does brag about the
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girls he bangs, you know. Michaela Peterson is never going to live that down. So her story is
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tale as old a time she goes into an industry um where she is elevated immediately um for her looks
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bang too many men with microphones gets the reputation of a 304 um found a husband anyway
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because she's hot uh but could not leave the e-girl behind because it's fun right i love doing this i
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mean i'm having a great time i'm not here to demonize you lauren sex is fun being e-girl is
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fun it's a fun time we can just say that you know um hey i didn't realize how much fun gluck gluck
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9000 was when I started talking all that shit I gluck gluck 9000 a little too hard there you go
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Warren so now um you know she's kind of trapped into a corner because what happens with right
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wing e-girls is um a conservative men tend to put us on a pedestal and then become disappointed we
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we don't live up to their expectations which were women I don't know what what did you expect you
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know and look Lauren a lot of these men they're riz masters they got microphones I understand it
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And Lauren, she's not accepting the truth about herself, which is that she'd rather
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She tried to go be a trad wife and then called her husband an abuser.
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She, you know, she bent like it's just, you know, Lauren, you're a three or four.
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So I'm not even trying to demonize because she's an adult who she bangs.
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I don't think it makes you a bad person to be a whore.
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I've met women that are way less pleasant, that are supposedly virgins, but they're uptight, unpleasant, and bitches.
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And sometimes you meet a 3-0 foe when they're so chill.
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It's like they're way more pleasant to talk to at times, not always, right?
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So what you do in your personal time doesn't affect me, not my problem.
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But what's making you a bad person is your inability to take it out.
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The stealing your kid, falsely accusing everyone of rape, and making articles, painting you as the victim, and demonizing everyone around you, even though you've lived a better life than 99% of people in all of history.
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So what can we learn from Lauren Southern?
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Number one, you got to stop thinking you're above statistics.
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We're all more likely than not going to be single parents if we have kids at all.
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If you find a love that lasts a lifetime, that is great.
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Um, but what, you know, again, most people are going to be statistics.
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If you get married, it's a between, you know, two to 10 year subscription.
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It's, it's just to show status to other people.
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They, you know, even me and Doug MPA go back and forth on this, but I just can't unsee
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Marriage is a 10 year subscription to signal high status.
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doesn't really it doesn't mean anything anymore it's a luxury product designed to take away
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leverage from men and give leverage to women so the issue with lauren is she is trying to
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win the validation of people on the internet and save her reputation and what i would advise
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instead is i would just let your reputation go because the more you try to defend it the more
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we think you're guilty. And this is something that I think just was not taught. I certainly
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wasn't taught it. And I think millennials in general were never taught from our parents
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because a lot of us were raised by nannies, daycare, whatever, to not seek the validation
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of other people because that's a fruitless pursuit. Fruitless. Life is about making mistakes.
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And you know, I don't necessarily begrudge people for making their mistakes. It's about
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how you respond to the mistakes you know people they break they pull Rachel Wilson through the
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coals right they say you know you made all these mistakes but people do get second chances they do
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come back swinging so again you can be redeemed if you make a mistake Rachel Wilson's now married
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to a famous guy on the internet even though she was a single mom before that's called redemption
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baby. Men get redeemed all the time, but there has to be a penance, an ego death, right? Sage
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Steele got divorced. Kamala Harris was a 304. She's in the White House. People come back from
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the bottom all the time. Many people have affairs and have skeletons and come back.
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Lauren, you lived life and now you're a loser, unfortunately. You're a single mom who allegedly
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has herpes and bang destiny allegedly. But here's the catch. You chasing public validation is going
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to lead you to being more of a terrible person than you already are and protecting your reputation.
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Okay, you're a whore to single mother and a loser, right? So what? Your friends and family are going
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to love you anyway. You don't need to take everybody down with you. You know, I have a
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friend or somebody that I'm related to and this person, I know they have a flaw that they're a
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pathological liar. And a lot of people abandon this person because they say this person is a
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pathological liar. And I can't help it. I like this person. I know they lie and I know that's
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something they struggle with. And usually it's white lies. It's white lies generally that are
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stupid and you know this person is a helpful person a kind part like this person would help
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you no matter what but they tell stories that are just not true and um there's been times where this
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person's you know has done kind of a bad thing like that's been crazy over the years i've been
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friends with this person forever but i'm on this person's team i can't really explain why but i like
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that person no really there's very little they could do for me to kick i mean they'd have to
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really do something mean to me for me to leave their team. And there's, you know, the world's
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abundant. There's going to be people like that. So seeking the validation of the internet and
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trying to save your internet reputation, it's done. Go make up with your family. Give the kid
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to the dad. I wish I could put into words how stupid you look. Now, here's the issue. Nobody's
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going to tell you you look stupid because you have too much social power. You're known for
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being crazy, right? So nobody's going to tell you how dumb you look and everybody's going to
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applaud you, especially on the left for looking like an idiot. So you're welcome for telling you.
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So let's talk about being zeroed out. The idea of being zeroed out is basically men have spent
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quoting Rola Tomasi. I love you even though you don't love me. That's another one. I chased his,
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oh my God, that's different. Okay. Men having a lifetime of status, financial equity, reputation,
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education, professional and educational growth, emotional investment, and other metrics of men's
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life being equity being erased. Men go through this a lot of times when they go through a divorce,
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lose a job, get a false accusation. And women go through this when they lose the status they had.
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This is me right in the second half. Women go through this when they lose the status they had
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from their youth, either through aging out, getting fat, becoming too much of a whore,
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STDs, banged a guy who brags and embarrasses you getting fired, sucking at a job, banging your boss
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and getting caught and fired, spending your youth fat. These are all L's. But here's the thing, men,
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when men have L's, they have to eat L's. They have to eat it. When men get zeroed out and lose
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everything, they have to deal with the fact that the world thinks they're an abusive loser.
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But men aren't as concerned with their reputation and understand that if they make better life
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choices in the future they don't have to be their mistakes you know Robert Glover talks about this
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how when a kid is a child be mother's parenting signals a sense of validation seeking and
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abandonment because when the kid does something wrong the parent said the mother says you're a
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bad kid where the father says you're a good kid why are you doing this so men understand that they
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can be redeemed and have a better life after their mistakes maybe not what could have been right but
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They make the best of a bad situation where, you know, Lauren, you're an absolute loser now.
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You're never going to get rid of the scarlet letter.
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You are going to be a joke to some degree forever.