Pearl - August 13, 2026


The Female-Coded "What Is Your Comeback To Bullying" Trend


Episode Stats


Length

15 minutes

Words per minute

142.93

Word count

2,269

Sentence count

51

Harmful content

Misogyny

35

sentences flagged

Toxicity

103

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Hate speech

72

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.720 okay let's see this woman let's see how the white women do you look like really bad today like like 0.98
00:00:08.880 what's up guys welcome to my reaction series so i'm actually gonna react to adults and kids
00:00:14.240 talking about how they would react if someone bullied them you've some and i think this is
00:00:18.640 particularly funny because i i think i'm not good at comebacks because i didn't really grow 0.85
00:00:23.920 up in an environment where we were bullied you know we just wow i grew up around white women 0.94
00:00:30.800 they're non-confrontational they do stuff behind your back not to your face you know what i mean 0.94
00:00:35.280 so so today um there's a trend on tiktok where basically they they test their parents or their
00:00:43.360 sisters or whatever to see how they would react if they're bullied and it's pretty funny before
00:00:47.680 i get started guys please please please we're doing private dinner we're doing a private event
00:00:52.800 um in new york city and dallas we're doing two it's 20 people tops i think it's going to be around
00:00:57.480 10 people that attend the dinner um it's a fundraiser um but also we can just hang out
00:01:03.160 uh terrence pop's going to be there and we're going to talk about an action plan to potentially
00:01:07.960 sue some of these judges that have just been screwing people over so it's our first one i'd
00:01:13.660 really love it if you guys supported um you can either fill out a google form to get more
00:01:17.840 information or or you can just buy a ticket and we'll call you within 24 hours of buying um
00:01:24.940 and guys you know we're pretty chill here if you buy the ticket in the last minute you can't come
00:01:30.640 you can just call us we'll refund you it's not you know it's not like that so anyways all right
00:01:35.440 guys i love you thanks for watching and um let's let's start with these tiktok trends okay 0.57
00:01:40.080 all right that's not what your dad said you're so ugly i would never 1.00
00:01:47.580 i was ugly as you you're dumb really that's not what your dad said when i fucked him last night 1.00
00:01:55.920 carly eww why are you so sure why do you always bring tuna fish to lunch eww um because i eat my 1.00
00:02:06.640 protein and you don't oh my god you smell bad oh really eat my cooch you need to get your botox 1.00
00:02:13.860 touched up oh my god i do you're such a loser i will literally call your dad again fuck him 1.00
00:02:22.540 in front of you take two you need to get your botox touched up well he's gonna need a full 1.00
00:02:26.940 fucking facelift bitch you're ugly it's not what your dad said they're so ugly 1.00
00:02:36.480 oh my god right where is this tab okay let's go to the next one what would you do if somebody 1.00
00:02:42.040 said like ew you're ugly i don't see you got right you're no that's not true you're bald 0.96
00:02:49.620 and beautiful you smell really bad i smell great you know um you dress funny no i don't you dress 0.99
00:03:02.980 funny. You're stupid. No, I'm not. I'm smart. You're stupid. Your mom's stupid. Yeah. You're 1.00
00:03:13.440 not your mom. You don't have any friends. Um, I have hella friends. I'd say that's true.
00:03:25.760 Hella friends. I can count them. If I had to, I can count them. I got hella friends.
00:03:30.960 okay let's see it's kind of funny you see the generational difference like these boomer or
00:03:37.220 i don't know they're probably not boomers gen x maybe men they just do not care oh had a nose 0.99
00:03:41.820 job but your nose is still crooked as shit somehow we're born with no boobs which i didn't even know 0.99
00:03:46.820 was possible everyone online thinks you're zesty i'd rather be zesty and rich than straight and poor 1.00
00:03:57.000 okay wait but oh look it's an addict why don't you go back to rehab oh sorry i started blowing 0.99
00:04:05.120 was the life of the party i wish you would have snorted blow and died 1.00
00:04:08.520 your face is fat can your dad die at a young age 0.99
00:04:14.740 he's literally alive your calves are too large for your body my calves are just as big as they 1.00
00:04:22.320 need to be just as big as my eight inches and thick hog oh my god okay let's see this woman 1.00
00:04:31.420 let's see how the white women do you look like really bad today like like you're stuck off 1.00
00:04:35.900 why is your hair two different colors like it doesn't look good because i'm too lazy 1.00
00:04:42.820 you're a really loud chewer i know why do you have so many freckles
00:04:52.320 Why do you have so many moles? 1.00
00:04:55.320 You're ugly? 0.99
00:04:57.320 I think you're really mean. I think you're a terrible person. 1.00
00:05:01.320 Well, my mom is much worse. 0.99
00:05:07.320 I don't like what you're wearing. Like, is that a jumpsuit?
00:05:10.320 Is that, like, what is that?
00:05:13.320 Is that the best shot? Like, seriously? I don't know what to tell you.
00:05:17.320 Is that an aloe dupe? 1.00
00:05:21.320 who stole your eyebrows 1.00
00:05:25.340 okay here we go ugly the fuck like have you seen your hair my hair is ugly maybe it's a headband 1.00
00:05:44.500 your kids are just like really ugly and so disrespectful my kids are ugly they might be 1.00
00:05:50.600 disrespectful but they are definitely not ugly motherfucker wow you're just like looking really 1.00
00:05:57.820 old today like i don't know you're just looking really old do people actually fucking say shit 1.00
00:06:02.880 like that if i can say that shit to me wow you're just like really like huge and just like overweight 0.99
00:06:09.000 i'm huge okay i can't i that all of this is so unrealistic because i'm the shit your eyebrows 1.00
00:06:18.460 are just like you just have a unibrow like it's just not cute no I don't your husband is just so 0.99
00:06:25.500 ugly oh my god no he's not have you seen my husband you have not seen my husband if you 1.00
00:06:29.760 think my husband's ugly bitch you should let me see your pot belly beer belly 1.00
00:06:33.480 your teeth are just like really yellow like they're just really yellow 1.00
00:06:41.400 no they're not
00:06:42.280 you're a really bad driver 1.00
00:06:48.000 like you're a horrible ass driver 1.00
00:06:49.420 your house is really ugly 1.00
00:06:52.320 i would say that's true 1.00
00:06:53.580 it's dirty as fuck 1.00
00:06:56.460 never 1.00
00:06:57.220 your ass is just like so flat 1.00
00:07:01.300 like it's just like nothing there 1.00
00:07:02.900 like these pretzels
00:07:03.700 your nose is so huge
00:07:06.780 you know my nose is not huge 0.99
00:07:09.000 it is again the size of this pretzel your outfits are just so ugly like they're just so ugly 0.98
00:07:15.620 your daughter yeah all right now it's funny as you see how innocent the kids are and how we get 0.95
00:07:27.680 bitter as we get older because when you see the kids like they're not affected by any insults
00:07:33.660 oh my god people say we look alike oh you wear glasses okay four eyes oh did you want to borrow
00:07:40.480 them because the outfit is something didn't your mom leave you to go to paris can your mom go to
00:07:47.200 paris your new teeth are big do you really want to talk about big oh you're on tiktok so i guess
00:07:54.000 you think you're better than us you're gonna be quiet
00:07:56.640 these kids are so funny asking my dad how we respond okay we got an older gen x dad
00:08:04.920 so you're getting bullied and these are the comments that people are saying about you what
00:08:08.440 are you going to respond back okay i'm getting bullied at 60 yeah wow oh my god okay okay it's
00:08:14.880 all hypothetical okay okay your nose is your nose is super big my nose is super big yeah you know
00:08:21.420 what tell these bullies tell them to say right to my face how's that sound okay that's what you 0.98
00:08:28.860 say to the bully yeah exactly all right you're ugly i'm ugly yeah it's fine let the people think 0.99
00:08:35.740 i'm ugly you're even uglier yeah that's what i would tell him or her you you are super short 1.00
00:08:42.940 super short yeah i'm 5 11. i played basketball this morning i shot brains out brains out 1.00
00:08:49.340 Okay, you are not my square at all. You're actually small. 0.92
00:08:53.140 I'm a hot boss, too.
00:08:56.400 Have you known? Do you guys know anything about real estate?
00:08:59.680 Do you think this is a lot?
00:09:02.160 Stop!
00:09:02.860 Look at the kids! How about this?
00:09:05.420 You can just tell these dads aren't on social media.
00:09:07.720 That's why they're so funny is because they don't care.
00:09:09.780 Oh, my God.
00:09:11.840 I'm pulling at 60.
00:09:13.580 Okay, you have really bad teeth.
00:09:16.040 They're crooked.
00:09:16.940 My teeth are crooked? 0.57
00:09:18.280 Your teeth are crooked.
00:09:19.040 look at my smile okay your name is weird my name okay I got a very different name
00:09:29.080 very authentic what is it you know what my name is
00:09:32.500 do I have to say it out loud it's Corrado it's Corrado okay first name
00:09:36.680 all right now we got a black Gen X dad maybe boomer so I think boomers over 70 0.56
00:09:45.480 I always get these confused you guys know me and names like I just don't this is ugly 0.99
00:09:49.860 You're homeless and you're musty 1.00
00:09:55.860 Like I'm homeless and musty I'm funky ass like you're eating like you just ran out of the goddamn kitchen 1.00
00:10:00.840 Eat fried chicken greasy lip ass puffer 1.00
00:10:05.380 Why does the middle section of your hair not grow? 1.00
00:10:15.480 i don't know because i'm bald bitch you're so bald headed where's your hair at 1.00
00:10:24.900 your teeth look like they need a little brushing you have a big nose 1.00
00:10:30.420 you have a big eye your teeth are yellow yeah buy me some damn toothpaste your mom's fat and ugly 1.00
00:10:41.720 what your mom's fat and ugly your mama fat and ugly looking like an old watermelon walking down 1.00
00:10:51.440 the street just rolling and rolling now check that out trick why is your hair so gray 1.00
00:10:57.440 why do your hair look like it look like cotton fool why do you have a gap in between your teeth 0.96
00:11:05.440 that hurts my feelings why is your forehead receding 0.99
00:11:11.280 it's genetic your breath sank
00:11:16.840 i'm sorry get away from me your hair's nappy if you had curly hair yours would be too 0.98
00:11:26.140 your mom's ugly i'm not though you walk funky 0.98
00:11:34.300 your face all right let's see we got a we got a black uh gen x woman let's see what she says 1.00
00:11:47.060 you're fat 0.99
00:11:53.300 i'm saying that that's so mean you're fat how would i come back well i'm not 0.99
00:12:00.660 what would you say i'm not bad okay you are i hate to be the bearer of bad news 0.86
00:12:05.940 are you okay should we do this your hair is too short i like my hair like this 0.81
00:12:12.500 you're smelly this should be taught in schools you smell bad just the way fighting there should
00:12:23.460 be verbal fighting she obviously shouldn't teach the class what do i smell like yeah she's not 0.94
00:12:31.060 getting it what do i smell like what i use because i want to make sure let's see this guy when you 1.00
00:12:39.260 gonna exercise i'm gonna exercise tonight with your mom bitch 1.00
00:12:45.200 why is your hairline chasing your ass why do you smell like shit 1.00
00:12:50.760 why do your legs look so feminine why do your legs look like fucking tree trunks and rubbing 1.00
00:12:59.000 together fat ass why do your fingers look like breadsticks why do your hands look like paws 1.00
00:13:09.260 where do you get your sports bras from where do you get your training bras from 1.00
00:13:13.860 when are you gonna go on a diet 1.00
00:13:19.580 i'm in the best shape of my life fuck off why are you talking so loud why are you whispering like 1.00
00:13:32.440 little girl can barely hear you why are your ears so damn big why is your mouth so damn big dang 1.00
00:13:44.120 all right guys let me oh wait actually we'll do one more we'll do one more look at this one 0.98
00:13:47.560 it's a little kid okay we finna we finna practice what you gonna say to bullies okay
00:13:53.880 what you gonna say they let know you black you gonna say what that's all you gonna say yeah okay 1.00
00:14:00.280 No you ugly. You a poor cat. 1.00
00:14:07.280 Okay. You short, Noah.
00:14:12.280 You know, I'm big.
00:14:15.280 Alright, um...
00:14:17.280 You see how the kids, like, they don't get offended. 0.94
00:14:20.280 Yo mama stank. 1.00
00:14:22.280 I can't read. 0.99
00:14:23.280 No, no, no, this is the bully saying this.
00:14:27.280 Oh.
00:14:28.280 Yeah.
00:14:29.280 Noah, you don't got no waves.
00:14:32.920 What you gonna say? 1.00
00:14:37.000 You dumb woman ugly man. 1.00
00:14:42.280 What you gonna say? 1.00
00:14:43.260 They be like, Noah, 0.95
00:14:45.360 your feet ugly.
00:14:48.720 Oh my gosh, okay. 1.00
00:14:52.920 Then this one, we got this girl. 1.00
00:14:55.740 You look like you smell like shit. 1.00
00:14:57.000 Go kill yourself. 1.00
00:14:59.280 why does your hair look like that why does your face look like that 1.00
00:15:03.200 why is your neck and your face two different colors
00:15:05.920 what are you gonna say i don't know why are your eyes so far apart 1.00
00:15:13.440 ew we don't want to hang out with you we don't like you you're a friendless loser bitch 1.00
00:15:18.260 why are your teeth so fucking creaky shut the fuck up you punk ass hell 1.00
00:15:22.240 why are your eyes so big why is your face so big 1.00
00:15:26.380 okay you have to say something nice okay okay just like this once okay okay
00:15:32.840 why are you built like a doorknob why are you built like a bro walks character
00:15:39.520 yeah okay ready all right guys what insults do you think hit the hardest and what would you put
00:15:47.320 in the comments also i'd love to hang out with you guys to like the video subscribe and i'll see you
00:15:51.900 next time