Pearl - April 12, 2026


The UK Is Dangerously Uneducated

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Length

10 minutes

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1,723

Sentence count

35

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18

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In this episode of my reaction series, we're talking about the education system in the UK and how dumb it is. We have a special guest on the show today, who is a student at a special school in the U.K.

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00:00:00.000 what's the capital of china sydney what up guys welcome to my reaction series today we're reacting
00:00:07.040 to the uk education system i guess it's cooked i guess they don't know anything and actually you
00:00:12.720 know what as somebody's experience because i got my masters in the uk but i dropped out because my
00:00:17.440 youtube channel was doing too well and i just couldn't be bothered to go to class it was pretty
00:00:21.600 easy like i was i remember like failing out um because i didn't go and i remember thinking how
00:00:27.680 have i not failed sooner like how am i not like yeah i want to wait my dad was pissed it was a
00:00:33.360 waste of money but i'm like dad i'm making more on youtube like i had to i dropped this
00:00:40.880 maths yeah 15 divided by 3. 15 divided by 3. 12. it is 12. what is the opposite what is the
00:00:51.360 opposite or vertical over horizontal vertical or vertical how many syllables are in the word
00:00:58.480 question question two question yeah i'm kind of afraid to get these wrong look i'm not the
00:01:04.560 smartest but i'm you i a she's doing vowels oh what condition is cause you know it's like
00:01:16.560 incredible the confidence like it's you know if you're kind of dumb it's okay but like you can't 0.99
00:01:22.320 be arrogant and dumb like you know you got to pick a struggle you know it's about insufficient fluid 0.95
00:01:28.480 intake disruption dehydration is it dehydrated i kind of missed the beginning what's the capital 1.00
00:01:34.880 what's the capital of mexico i don't know if i know that it's mexico city city mexico i think
00:01:40.720 it's the one it's like right by the is it mexico city oh i'm right okay okay i was second guessing
00:01:48.160 myself i'm like i think brazil oh how'd you get to brazil because i close like what subjects
00:01:55.120 are you good at um maths maths bro okay let's see let's see the next one all right let's see let's
00:02:01.840 see now we got some white people let's see if the white kids any better usa usa yeah is it farida
00:02:10.720 okay what's the capital of the u.s capital of the usa he said florida it's dc am i tripping
00:02:16.960 oh my god capital of the u is a dc it's dc right okay do you know i second guess myself i'm like
00:02:23.680 it's dc oh my god the usa yeah is it florida what's the capital of the usa florida though
00:02:30.880 how'd you get to florida i think they're all just repeating like what they've seen on social media
00:02:35.520 because that's where like hollywood isn't that she's not washington no never heard of the guy
00:02:39.760 No, not the president, okay.
00:02:41.760 Washington is a guy, okay, okay.
00:02:43.760 Our next question is, what's 28 divided by seven?
00:02:46.760 So, seven?
00:02:47.760 Four, right?
00:02:48.760 Fifteen.
00:02:49.760 Four?
00:02:50.760 I'm actually ungodly bad at math.
00:02:52.760 Yeah, okay, four. 0.97
00:02:54.760 So, the math ones, I could probably look pretty stupid because, you know what, they gave us
00:03:00.760 calculators so young, I'm like, I didn't learn any of that. 0.96
00:03:03.760 Five.
00:03:04.760 Did you go to school?
00:03:05.760 Yeah.
00:03:06.760 oh i got it wrong um wait no 28 divided by seven like no no four yeah yeah there we go i got it
00:03:14.420 scared me there now last question yeah um what part of the body is treated by a dermatologist
00:03:19.820 skin dermatologist yeah i'm gonna say your heart so you go to the dermatologist for your heart
00:03:29.240 yeah i'm starting to feel smart you know i don't even think i'm that smart
00:03:36.200 these are making me feel intelligent okay yeah what about your skin where do you go for your skin
00:03:41.160 the doctors matter is ice oh the state of matter is ice oh my god solid water h2o h2o is it a solid
00:03:52.600 be liquid sea gas liquid oh my god did you get to liquid place water how many angles are inside a
00:04:00.120 triangle see i don't know angles three i'm in a special school man what see at least he he's
00:04:07.960 humble right at least that guy had some humilities look i am kind of dumb you know we can we can f 0.94
00:04:14.120 with that but it's nothing like being confident and confidently dumb you know so all right let's 0.92
00:04:21.160 see what a word spot a word international international yeah okay i-n-t-e-r-n-a-t-i-o-n-a-l
00:04:30.840 i-n-t-e-r-n-a-t-i-o-n-a-l correct correct um what's the capital of brazil rio is it rio brazil
00:04:41.960 yeah uh real i think that's wrong uh you know i'm i'm okay capital what i had a brazilian nanny
00:04:52.220 i should know this capital of brazil is what brazilia oh i wouldn't have got that okay i
00:04:59.680 don't know that one nope that's a b i don't know i don't know what's 50 percent of 100
00:05:06.220 50 50 percent of 100 is 50 no yeah not too sure i think this guy's trying to make him down
00:05:15.700 my brain's going one what language do you speak in uh colombia colombia is it spanish some of
00:05:22.840 these i don't even know spanish i'm gonna go spanish but i don't know yeah uh i'm not too
00:05:28.660 sure either what about egypt okay wait language he's not gonna tell me language in colombia oh
00:05:35.620 right spanish okay i was right um egypt oh god i have no idea that one i don't know all right
00:05:42.900 in south africa they speak africans and i think they speak english also because i had a south
00:05:50.340 african nanny not that i think south africa is that close to egypt no what would be higher on
00:05:56.980 the map um is it in nigeria they speak i'm just gonna make myself look dumb i don't know what
00:06:04.900 did they i think english is the official egypt i'm gonna go english but i think that's wrong 0.97
00:06:11.460 i don't know my mind's gone blank okay last question oh arabic that's what it said damn 0.93
00:06:17.620 damn you know i can't always look smart in the how many years are in two decades 20. how many years 0.95
00:06:24.500 two decades it's 20. yeah thank you bro i appreciate it this guy's funny okay okay wait 0.99
00:06:34.660 let's see this one what are we in right now uh no march because it's coming to march ain't it
00:06:40.740 how are we march oh no two look at this two months ain't it yeah two what do you mean two
00:06:48.180 2. Because of January and February 2. What's 3 times 3? 6. No, that's 3 times. No, 8.
00:06:59.780 You know what? I really am not good at my multiplication tables, like, at all. And
00:07:04.680 this is making me feel a lot better. I'm terrible at math, and this is making me feel better.
00:07:09.700 What is 7 plus 8? 7 plus 8. I have a 15 or a 16. Which one are we going for? I have a 16.
00:07:17.300 name three countries in africa okay wait i can do this zimbabwe nigeria south africa
00:07:24.460 um yeah countries in africa there are states nigeria lagos and namibia no i said name three
00:07:34.840 countries in africa africa is a country and the continent lagos is the capital of nigeria
00:07:40.220 there are no countries in africa really africa is the country can you explain that the whole
00:07:46.660 state is africa then you've got the individual states nigeria lagos yada yada there are no
00:07:52.660 countries in africa excuse me oh my gosh i know where is that greenwich i think i know where that's
00:07:59.380 all right let's keep going name three countries in asia right three countries in asia japan
00:08:05.700 philippines wait i want to do it three countries in asia um okay wait sorry i'm pulling up the
00:08:10.980 the next video i would have said japan uh thailand china india i know the least about the asian part
00:08:18.980 of the world i just haven't i never had asian nannies and i never spent a time i don't know
00:08:23.600 man he's asian that's okay what the name three countries in africa okay i could do i mean i
00:08:29.220 just did that nigeria zimbabwe south africa niger zimbabwe bro yeah because there's a ton in england
00:08:38.280 i don't know one name three countries in europe there's one african country that's like on the 0.65
00:08:43.660 tip of my tongue that i can't remember like i remember they would always compete with the
00:08:48.680 jollof rice between nigeria and ghana oh ghana that's it three countries in europe germany 0.94
00:08:55.460 um poland switzerland europe bro i call out my highest shit bro i don't know 14 divided by two 0.97
00:09:02.960 shit six so um if the past tense for bake is baked and the past tense for blame is blamed 0.98
00:09:10.420 what's the past tense for break as in breaking a glass break what do you call ice sorry what 0.89
00:09:15.500 do you call ice in its liquid form nitrous oxide ice water name a country that ends with the letter
00:09:22.600 e a country that ends in the letter e is chili a con chili right yeah chili i even know bro is it
00:09:30.380 a egypt b greece or c colombia nah none of them are right bro name three created greece okay
00:09:37.260 all right this one three countries name three countries in asia
00:09:42.860 is china one i don't know you tell me china is right china japan north korea south korea yeah yeah
00:09:52.300 africa are you good at geography i just had geography today so yeah okay
00:09:57.260 okay all right okay now our next question is um what's the chemical symbol for gold
00:10:01.480 yes well done correct correct now our last question i didn't know that yeah um what's
00:10:08.760 the capital of china hong kong i think sydney is that what you learned in school no oh i 0.94
00:10:16.640 was wrong where's hong kong beijing oh that's stupid i knew that too oh no don't pay attention 0.92
00:10:23.380 yeah that's a b that's a b beijing beijing correct correct thank you so much 0.98
00:10:30.400 oh that's funny all right guys let me know how i did is um the catholic school education system
00:10:36.780 cooked based on my answers let me know can't win them all um let me know what you think in the
00:10:41.760 comments and what questions do you think would be good at a trivia so like the video subscribe
00:10:47.320 to the channel and i'll see you next time