Pearl - These Church Girls Are HIDING Their Dating App Lives 😳⛪

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1 minute

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In this episode, we discuss the hierarchy of women in the church hierarchy and how they navigate the dating world of church hoes. We talk about how women in church are on tinder and how to deal with the pressures of dating in church.

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00:00:00.000 Some Christians may feel a stigma and hide their dating apps from other members of their faith.

00:00:06.600 You know these hoes are on Tinder. 1.00

00:00:09.180 You know how these church hoes are. 1.00

00:00:11.940 They hide the app, but they're on Tinder.

00:00:14.220 You know, you know how it is.

00:00:16.460 They got to throw it back with somebody.

00:00:18.700 So in church, here's the hierarchy of women trying to throw it back in church. 1.00

00:00:23.760 So obviously number one draft pick is going to be the pastor.

00:00:27.440 they're gonna try to throw it back at the pastor and usually their beta husband isn't even gonna

00:00:33.740 notice so that's their number one but if that doesn't work out they quickly go for the members

00:00:37.920 of the bands maybe security guards maybe the pastor's right hand man um or obviously the

00:00:46.220 muscle guys in church that run through these hoes yeah so um so you know when they go when all the 1.00

00:00:54.300 church hoes go through that they obviously got to go to tinder there are so many non-christians 1.00

00:00:59.580 on dating apps that finding a genuine faith-based connection can be difficult these hoes don't have 1.00

00:01:07.820 faith

Pearl - April 08, 2025

These Church Girls Are HIDING Their Dating App Lives 😳⛪

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