Pearl - October 30, 2026


They Voted For This...

Hoes Are Gunna Be Prostitutes (My Friend Shiv is Here Yay) Woman Gets FURIOUS After Pearl Calls Women LAZY

Episode Stats


Length

10 minutes

Words per minute

219.66

Word count

2,384

Sentence count

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Harmful content

Misogyny

28

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Toxicity

38

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Hate speech

43

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 women just love being popular women vote for these policies that get them raped uh robbed and beat up 0.99
00:00:06.560 beat the f up and men used to want to protect women but i think men are kind of sick of women's 0.96
00:00:11.280 which is good that is a good thing we need men sick of women's so maybe it'll stop rob this 0.85
00:00:17.120 weekend not just me but my small business my small mental health company got robbed and i'm just this
00:00:22.640 innocent victim no you probably voted for it and i'm bringing it to the internet because it was an
00:00:27.040 influencer but i don't know what her name was and i need help finding her again she also probably 0.99
00:00:31.660 brought in these crazy people around them the husband probably wasn't asked at all um and she 1.00
00:00:37.880 just got cooked so because i just want to have a chat booth next to us got this video um she goes 0.95
00:00:42.980 on the table she steals some animals and then she inspired more people because then some of the 1.00
00:00:47.400 people that worked at vidcon actually came over and stole yeah influencers the scum the earth so
00:00:52.740 thank you but look at them taking their sweet time shopping they're like which which ones do 0.89
00:00:56.980 i want to steal and i know she's an influencer because she's wearing an influencer badge and
00:01:00.360 the expo hall was only open to influencers during this time and you know the funny part is if this
00:01:04.040 girl had just like dm'd me asking for an animal or for a discount i probably would have sent her
00:01:07.720 one but well they stole six of them which isn't that many but we are a small business but i would
00:01:12.300 just like to know who she is don't send her any hate just let me know what was the point you don't 0.97
00:01:17.120 want to okay that's how women gas like don't send her hate then why are you doing this on the 1.00
00:01:21.380 internet women got robbed by the dumbest dumped on the lot just parked and i was paying the meter 1.00
00:01:27.020 but i have these claws trying to like pull my card out of the card reader and it wouldn't come out 0.99
00:01:32.760 and it was like beeping at me and this guy was walking past he's like oh you need some help
00:01:35.760 there and i was like yes i actually didn't need help because i literally could not get it out so
00:01:39.280 he pulls my card out and i turned to say thank you and he just starts running off and i'm just
00:01:42.940 staring at black guy and like if you were gonna steal my card you should have stolen my phone
00:01:48.280 too because i literally went on my phone in about 20 seconds i had canceled the card over he had 0.86
00:01:53.900 even gotten to the other side of the street food is about to have a really rude awakening when he
00:01:57.580 goes to swipe that card and it is canceled like if you're gonna rob someone at least be good at it 1.00
00:02:02.200 women are so passive-aggressive okay let's see this morning i'm safe and okay there's two reasons 1.00
00:02:06.720 i want to robbed in broad daylight share the story with you etiquette one awareness because 1.00
00:02:11.520 i never thought this would happen to me and if i got robbed i never thought it would be this way
00:02:15.280 to the man that helped me deserves recognition i pray this gets across his feet somehow
00:02:20.100 thank you so much richard for taking time out of your morning to help a girl in distress 7 25 in
00:02:25.380 the morning i just finished pumping gas i have sasha and shaggy in the back of my car i open
00:02:30.940 back up my driver's side window i see my bag and my phone being lifted into the air it happened
00:02:36.880 within at least 10 to 15 seconds it was so fast but i said hey stop and ran again probably shouldn't
00:02:43.200 have done that because i didn't know if he had a weapon and in the moment i that's my one regret
00:02:47.160 is moving towards them he jumped back in the car i banged this is my my wound from banging and then
00:02:55.160 it like scraping and i said stop they just sped away and it all happened within 15 seconds and
00:03:00.520 within that moment i lost all material things and i am safe and that's what matters but yeah phone
00:03:05.540 keys to my apartment all my cards license all the things you keep in a purse right in that moment
00:03:12.060 i'm in complete shock i look up and i see richard who i didn't know at the time obviously
00:03:16.880 and he just looks at me and i'm like they took my phone that was like the first thing i thought
00:03:22.040 because i was like i can't contact anyone like what do i do he pulls up first thing this man
00:03:27.320 says to me you're safe you're safe and okay and that's what matters and i needed someone saying
00:03:33.000 that because i wasn't thinking about that and then he was so kind and he gave me his phone
00:03:38.580 he said call someone so i called my parents and i called the police and then gave him back his phone
00:03:45.280 but to myself like this man is actually a gardening angel state trooper came gave my statement did the
00:03:50.280 whole police report thing i got my locks changed canceled all my cards i have a new phone the one
00:03:56.340 thing that i can't even really think about is if they were to have taken my car with the two dogs
00:04:02.280 in them like i can't even get into that but i'm safe i'm gonna be okay i'm definitely in shock 1.00
00:04:07.000 Yeah, again, so women voted for these policies. 1.00
00:04:09.020 So I don't feel bad for you at all, because you probably voted left. 0.94
00:04:12.100 And if you didn't, every moment, we just got to understand that it sucks, right? 0.87
00:04:16.520 But as women, these are the consequences of our actions. 1.00
00:04:20.480 We want to live in these dangerous cities. 1.00
00:04:22.460 So that is something that might happen. 1.00
00:04:24.120 Let me tell y'all, some nigga just literally snatched all the chains off my neck, ripped 1.00
00:04:29.300 my- 1.00
00:04:29.520 Black women vote mostly Democrat if they vote at all, so. 1.00
00:04:32.560 Fucking sweater. 1.00
00:04:33.920 There's no point even calling the police because I don't even know what he looked like. 1.00
00:04:36.660 the nigga was on the scooter but fuck all that i don't even care about that bitch you didn't get 1.00
00:04:40.060 nothing bitch nothing bitch you broke my mother's chain you broke my mother's fucking chain 1.00
00:04:45.520 to get nothing to get nothing nigga what you got you didn't get shit like that shit is crazy to me 1.00
00:04:53.780 like all my changes pop now now now you tell him oh man oh my nigga he ripped my sweater like that 1.00
00:05:03.140 nigga really went the grip and popped my shit and didn't get nothing you fucking loser yeah women 1.00
00:05:09.460 you're taught the robber so he come back he comes back women man like you our egos are incredible 1.00
00:05:15.500 all right keep going there's my daily rant for the day this is the worst fucking day of my life 0.99
00:05:19.880 this is the worst fucking day of my life i just got robbed fully just got robbed i'll go uh see 1.00
00:05:26.640 she kind of looks like me probably better looking but um yeah this is like what every bitch looks 1.00
00:05:32.900 like from chicago i feel like my chicago roots i bet cherry just got popped you know i've made it 1.00
00:05:39.060 two years so far without getting robbed but today was my day this fucker was so good at his job too 0.94
00:05:45.120 so i'm literally at this coffee shop right and i'm on a work call my camera's on like everything 0.97
00:05:50.980 everyone can see what's happening and there's this guy who's like lingering behind me in the camera
00:05:56.460 and i was like okay like i'm like well aware of his presence so it's not like i was just like
00:06:00.800 being an idiot and like not like i was fully aware of him so i was like this is kind of weird like i
00:06:05.520 kept kind of like moving in front of him in the camera because i was like why are you staring 0.99
00:06:09.160 directly at the camera like this is fucking weird so anyways he comes up to me and like leans in 0.62
00:06:14.880 super close and like grabs my arm and i'm wearing my like noise canceling headphones so i like take 0.97
00:06:19.200 him off and i'm like hello and he's like care to make a donation and i'm like bitch like no no i'm 0.79
00:06:26.540 literally on a call you can see that i'm on a call like no so i kind of just like on this time 0.93
00:06:30.720 or two i'm like get away only to get a text not in fact go away it's literally maybe five minutes 0.88
00:06:38.100 later of like all these fucking fraud charges like a thousand dollars at target five hundred 0.99
00:06:44.340 dollars here six hundred dollars here on my debit card my credit card and my fucking work card which 0.99
00:06:51.280 is so great it's so awesome for me so immediately i call my man god this is so insufferable i'd rob 0.97
00:06:58.200 you to her and i'm like oh my god i just got robbed like cancel the card because that one
00:07:02.600 does not have a limit so like that guy could have literally just had the best day of his 0.97
00:07:06.160 fucking life the fact that he's like care to give me a donation fucking takes all the money i own 0.96
00:07:11.880 like so yeah just got robbed um it's fine i'm fine but the fact that my id is gone is a real 0.99
00:07:19.860 fucking bummer because now i'm gonna have to go to the dmv and i yeah the dmv all right let's see 0.85
00:07:25.940 this chica can't fully grasp until after you've been robbed and burglarized is that if somebody 0.99
00:07:31.460 takes something from you you're not getting it back and it's theirs like every moment up until 1.00
00:07:36.760 you're being robbed in the back of your mind you're thinking well somebody stole something for
00:07:40.000 me i'll get it back like there's a higher power and process i can appeal to i can call up the
00:07:44.960 police and say hey sir they stole my money and then the police will give me my money back like
00:07:49.880 that's just a thought that you have in your mind but after you've been robbed like the second after
00:07:55.180 you've been robbed you realize like oh they took it and it's theirs and I can't give it it back and
00:08:00.340 nobody's getting it back for me and person-to-person robbery that's not something you can recoup
00:08:05.400 whatsoever like when they stole my catalytic converter I was like oh and it's theirs now
00:08:09.740 and I just lost a thousand dollars like there's nothing to there's no there's nowhere to turn
00:08:14.460 because the police aren't going to go look for your stuff you could have an air tag on something
00:08:17.700 that somebody took from you and you know exactly where it is and the cops aren't gonna they're not
00:08:22.160 gonna they're like no that's true because again women voted for this policy they voted to not
00:08:27.620 enforce crime they took it i don't know they took it it's interesting because it's in the family
00:08:31.260 dynamic too because mothers never want to enforce punishment it's gone what are we gonna do waka
00:08:36.400 waka you're in a pickle you're in the pickle you're cooked man let's see the comments i was 0.88
00:08:41.160 tracking my ipod to someone's house and the police told me there's nothing they could do 0.91
00:08:44.440 and if i go there they'd arrest me it makes you question what the point of the police yeah because
00:08:48.940 they're not allowed to do their job my bike got stolen and you know who helped me a homeless man
00:08:52.520 I followed him across the city and he got my bike back based on clues the thief left behind oh my
00:09:00.000 gosh had my car stolen got it back like a month later after the person totaled it the police were
00:09:07.500 just like someone stole my car 45 minutes after filing a police report and the police telling me
00:09:13.100 that it's probably gone for good and started my walk to my friend's house I watched it drive right
00:09:17.820 passed me yeah man all right let's keep going i gotta be spending my day like this or my night
00:09:22.660 i'm going to the police station to report a crime okay what kind of baller on the phone i was like
00:09:27.660 excuse me so i got robbed this morning and then i found out my entire apartment complex basically
00:09:32.920 got robbed um and then we connected that somebody tried to get in our apartment excuse me what they
00:09:40.440 tried to get in our apartment last night because we heard someone like pulling the door and my dog 1.00
00:09:43.780 went crazy and i got a tree branch stuck between my car oh hell no okay she ain't letting go she's
00:09:50.700 holding on son of a if another thing goes wrong i'm actually offing myself i'm not yet see again 0.55
00:09:56.820 women monetize complaining do you see what i mean for women it's acceptable to complain for men 0.75
00:10:02.540 it's not so and black people they're allowed to complain too i have something i think okay so i'm 0.94
00:10:09.940 going to the police station to like report the crime report the crime and i'm taking my ipad case 0.98
00:10:15.780 because that's what was stolen my precious ipad yep so i'm taking the case in it so they can like
00:10:20.340 run for fingerprints or something hopefully they got like yeah it's gonna be cooked you're not
00:10:24.180 gonna get anything so yeah you can't really hear the audio in this i'm gonna keep going 1.00
00:10:28.180 but anyways guys yeah so basically women just take l's because we vote for these awful policies and
00:10:33.700 then we get robbed beaten graped all this stuff and it's like oh isn't it the consequences of
00:10:39.700 my actions you know so anyways all right guys I love you thanks so much for
00:10:44.560 watching if you can please like the video and subscribe to the channel and
00:10:48.400 I'll see you next time