Pearl - November 22, 2025


This 49 YEAR OLD Has Insane Dating Standards

If This Is Our Healthcare System Then WE ARE SCREWED! The Dangers of Being Pretty According To A Stupid Person

Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

201.11

Word count

1,834

Sentence count

90

Harmful content

Misogyny

15

sentences flagged

Toxicity

6

sentences flagged

Hate speech

10

sentences flagged


Summary

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A 49-year-old woman asks her husband what he wants in a relationship and he asks her what she wants. She gives him a list of 5 things she wants and he gives her a list that includes: a husband, a stepdad, a significant other, a partner, and kids.

Transcript

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Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 there's always like an alpha for each age group there are men like that shop in the 50 year old
00:00:04.760 women market what up guys welcome to my reaction series today we are reacting to a woman who is
00:00:11.220 49 years old and we are going to decide together as a class if her dating standards are too high
00:00:19.640 all right so let's rate her um for her age i would say she's thin which is good but below average 1.00
00:00:27.720 facially. Um, I'm going to give her like a four for her age. Um, she's probably normal. If you
00:00:36.000 consider the below average face, it looks like above average body just being that like most 0.99
00:00:40.920 American women are fat. So, all right, let's see. I recently had a guy friend ask me what I wanted 1.00
00:00:47.320 in a relationship. And when I said it out loud, he looked at me like I had two heads. So I thought
00:00:51.580 maybe we would talk about it. I'm fully aware that this might trigger some men. And if that's
00:00:57.100 the case. So be it. I don't care. It's what I want. And they're my standards. I'm a 49 year
00:01:01.960 old woman. You are allowed to want what you want. Can she get it? Let's see. I'm a single mom of 0.81
00:01:07.160 two teenagers. Okay. How old are the teens? Um, I've been, um, cause if they're 18, it's better
00:01:14.400 if they're 13, 16, like it's better if they're older. Divorce for five years and on and off the
00:01:20.640 dating apps for two and a half. And this is finally where I've landed. One. I'm not sure
00:01:24.880 that I ever want to get married again. Okay. That's fine. That's okay. I actually think
00:01:29.380 older women should just take that off the table. Um, because I mean, that's just another way to 1.00
00:01:36.720 lower your price. That's fine. And if we do get married, I want to have been in the relationship
00:01:40.840 for a long time and be really, really sure too. Yeah. I, I think most men would agree. That's
00:01:46.100 fine. I'm not going to take another man's last name. I'm just not going to. Okay. That's not,
00:01:51.200 not fine I would just take um because I think men would hear the first thing and they'd be okay with
00:01:56.720 that but the second thing because you know it's kind of like if you promise to live life together
00:02:01.340 but your life has already lived what's the point of marriage you know what I mean that's like a
00:02:06.800 young person thing it's not really I'd say that's like a below at least below 40 thing um at least
00:02:14.900 at the bare minimum and do it I'm gonna live and die with my father's last name and you'll just
00:02:19.520 have to respect that. Three. I don't need a stepdad for my kids. They've got plenty of parents as it
00:02:26.740 is. And okay. All of this would be fine. I would rather you be their best friend. I would love for
00:02:33.520 you to love them and think that there is awesome. Now they're like kid investment. As I think they
00:02:39.240 are. It's like she lowers the price then raises the price. It's like she'll start something. I'm
00:02:44.560 like okay that's reasonable and then it'll go to unreasonable. But you really don't have to parent
00:02:49.820 them. They're good. Four. Okay so I want you paying for them but you get no authority. Let's face it
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00:03:48.480 Google store to download the app today. I'll see you there. I want you to hang out with them,
00:03:53.040 but again, you can't discipline them. Okay. How old are these kids? Maybe we're going to
00:03:57.800 stalk her profile a little bit. This is my house. I don't want to cohabitate yet. I don't want to
00:04:03.060 do that until my kids are completely out of my home. I think most men would agree. I think that's
00:04:07.920 fine. This is my first home that I bought. I'm not sharing the mortgage. I'm not sharing the deed.
00:04:12.780 I'm not sharing the equity.
00:04:14.620 Five, I'd like to align our schedules
00:04:16.600 so we can date when we don't have the kids.
00:04:19.500 I would hope that you would have the same priority
00:04:21.040 over your children that I have over mine.
00:04:23.280 I wanna see you as much as I can in my 50% time off,
00:04:26.720 but when I have them, they're my priority.
00:04:28.720 Doesn't mean I won't see you or we won't hang out,
00:04:31.300 but they will always come first.
00:04:33.180 Six, if you're single and no kids,
00:04:36.840 you're gonna have to respect that.
00:04:38.520 Seven.
00:04:40.580 I would just stick to men with kids. 0.97
00:04:42.280 i would not go for the no kids men um they're gonna want younger women unless you just want fun 1.00
00:04:47.560 but if you want like an actual relationship um i would go for men with kids if you do have children
00:04:53.960 and they're really really young i'm out i don't want to raise any more kids i've done my that's
00:04:59.960 fine she's 40 or 49 50. she's 50. so in all honesty she shouldn't be dating guys younger
00:05:07.640 than her more than like five years i mean i would recommend going for the 50 or 60 year olds
00:05:16.600 i'm finished there i've kind of settled that my minimum kind of age or other somebody else's
00:05:21.880 kids would be about 12. and that's okay that's more kind of situationally it's not necessarily
00:05:27.960 like what i look for and like their heart and their kindness and who they are as a person and
00:05:33.480 age range and all that i actually don't think these are crazy standards i know we talk a lot
00:05:38.360 about women having too high of standards but i i'm actually okay with these i i don't know i i'm not
00:05:43.960 used to agreeing with the woman i mean the not taking the last name yeah it's a red flag but you
00:05:49.160 know she's a red flag anyway if she's single at fifth you know what i mean like i mean that's a 1.00
00:05:53.560 given you know most women are red flags like regardless and torture you regardless so that's 1.00
00:05:58.760 like okay uh but she's not i said any height or money or okay no young kids fine i mean i wouldn't
00:06:05.240 you should be going for guys your age or older kind of stuff but just kind of as a minimum standard
00:06:11.160 that's what i start with do i think i'll find it probably not but unless it fits into my life in a
00:06:17.880 way that adds to my life that's where i'm at all right okay let's see the other one
00:06:24.360 how old are the kids are they on here you have any kids
00:06:30.720 yes i have one daughter how about you how many babies hey she's got a pretty good body um she 1.00
00:06:41.300 should probably be above average for the guys shopping in the 50 year old market there are
00:06:45.800 men like that shop in the 50 year old women market so don't i know we in this channel we 0.99
00:06:52.260 say like 50 year old women are used up but there's always there's always like an alpha for each age 1.00
00:06:57.040 group like i i think i've told this story there's a guy i knew he's around 70 and he said he used to
00:07:02.520 date 40 year old women and then he went up to 50 because um the dream had died and they were now
00:07:08.800 just looking to have sex they could pay for their own stuff and this kind of fits right she has her 0.97
00:07:14.380 own life she's not going to demand a lot of time um i mean the biggest need 50 year old women have 1.00
00:07:21.420 really is good dick i don't see the kids on here which is a good thing um wait here and you get so 0.99
00:07:29.580 mad i feel like you want to kill me i do want to kill you how would you do it this is 40 but she's 0.99
00:07:36.380 50 okay hi y'all i'm looking for my tribe i've seen the bra girl here on tick tock and that's 0.99
00:07:41.660 not quite me you know what i think i am i think i'm a lipstick tomboy okay so if you're a lipstick
00:07:46.140 tomboy you're probably a product title nine which makes you highly competitive and highly sporty
00:07:50.060 it means you can lift weight play ball play sport drink beer and watch football with the boys
00:07:54.460 but when it comes time for a girl's night you're perfectly happy to put on your cutest dress
00:07:58.220 a red lip sip champagne okay okay i don't see the age of the kids but it would be better if
00:08:04.060 they're closer to 18 because men will see that as less of an investment who would you guys tell her 0.92
00:08:09.420 to date i would say her age yeah see here she's kind of cute for a 50 year old woman i would say 0.99
00:08:17.020 she's above average but again that's like for the 50 year old woman so i hope she knows she's 0.97
00:08:21.740 on the discount rack and that's what i would expect you know an on sale price so it's all
00:08:27.420 her love life and happiness is going to depend on how many hoops she makes men jump through 1.00
00:08:32.220 how easy she makes it and um if she realizes she's on sale so anyways guys let me know you
00:08:39.660 think of the comments do you think she has any shot at finding love um i i think it's a low shot
00:08:45.100 because i mean in general your odds in your 50s are pretty low but i do think she could get some
00:08:50.940 good sex out of this and that's really what she should go for and then if it turns into something
00:08:56.300 then you could be happy anyways guys um make sure you like the video and please
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