Pearl - December 19, 2025


This Fat Woman Eats Straight Slop: Lets Count Calories!


Episode Stats

Length

6 minutes

Words per Minute

161.69925

Word Count

1,114

Sentence Count

31

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

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Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 it's kind of crazy how women take so much pride in like doing things terribly all right what up
00:00:05.520 guys welcome to my reaction series so there's a new trend on um tick tock and like instagram
00:00:11.600 and it's a people show like overweight people showing what they eat in a day and some of it is
00:00:18.320 so bad i remember okay this is kind of roasting myself but i remember when i was first on tick tock
00:00:24.000 i did a what i eat in a day and this is when i was like 20 pounds heavier than i am now
00:00:29.520 and again you know i if i had that video still it would not surprise me why i used to be chubby
00:00:36.640 because i just ate so much sugar and carbs and generally i know they say that fat people like
00:00:42.320 they're only in that situation because um like they don't eat that much it's kind of what every
00:00:47.600 fat girl says usually they do eat them they always eat that much um so let's see what she eats girl
00:00:53.040 good morning you know it's a fat girl donut's gonna be like 400 calories i'm guessing this
00:01:03.520 is like another 400 i'm gonna start my day with a big mac and these might be off because i don't
00:01:08.860 eat a lot of these types of foods i don't know but that could be up to say four to six hundred i would
00:01:14.000 say. Scrumptious. Burgers aren't bad. You can lose weight eating burgers. I also got a double
00:01:27.240 cheeseburger. Oh, Coke. That's the thing. You can eat fast food, but you can't have fries in the
00:01:37.320 drink have to go. Just think about starting your day with a prayer. We ended up getting McDonald's.
00:01:44.000 because when i went to the grocery store we accidentally locked the key in the car
00:01:47.200 and had to drive back to the house drive back there to get new keys it was a mess so
00:01:52.240 mcdonald's it is i am having an italian croissant bake with a pepper shooter
00:01:57.200 then you know i'm gonna have my side salad looks like that wow okay she's already had three meals
00:02:03.960 salad i like that
00:02:08.740 let's estimate on the low end for the salad 300 400 i'm really going low here but that's still
00:02:18.620 this is an asian fusion salad and i added cucumber
00:02:23.680 and that's what fat people will do when they say oh i eat salad or if they say i don't eat
00:02:29.300 they always drink the calories what i eat in a day as a fat girl okay so i'm gonna chat gpt
00:02:35.620 how much all of this is and the people i know that are in really really good shape they barely
00:02:42.480 cheat like they're very good with their diets it's it's why i wonder if i'll ever lose this
00:02:47.480 last 20 pounds because i just really like sugar you know i really like she ate a chocolate
00:02:54.820 donut with filling for breakfast. Then a Big Mac with a large soda. She didn't have a...
00:03:09.620 Oh, that's a fat girl. I'm going to start my day with a Big Mac.
00:03:15.620 Scrumptious.
00:03:16.100 i also got a double cheeseburger
00:03:24.140 oh my gosh wait she had two
00:03:30.620 oh my god i i how did i not clock that the first time in a double cheeseburger
00:03:37.760 we ended up getting mcdonald's because when i went to the grocery store we accidentally locked
00:03:44.920 the key in the car and had to drive back to the house drive back there to get new keys it was a
00:03:49.900 mess so mcdonald's it is i am having an italian croissant bake for the pepper shooter let's face
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00:04:50.500 So this actually, some of it, if she didn't...
00:04:53.840 Okay, the donuts kind of...
00:04:55.360 Then you know I'm going to have my side salad.
00:04:57.860 What's it called?
00:04:58.820 Looks like that.
00:05:05.680 I like that.
00:05:09.960 Mmm.
00:05:11.240 this is an asian fusion salad and i added cucumber
00:05:14.680 what i eat today as a fat girl so what really threw her off i think was the donut because let's
00:05:23.420 see she's got 2600 calories yeah so that's about this actually for her size i bet she's
00:05:29.960 like i bet this is low for her if i'm really being honest because if you keep it to like
00:05:38.160 meat and bread you actually don't do too bad but what I think got her was the donut um it says yeah
00:05:46.120 350 for the donut and that donut looked a little higher 590 the big mac 300 for the soda 440 for
00:05:52.680 the cheeseburger okay what was her calories um because I'm guessing it's going to be mostly carbs
00:05:59.720 yeah 80 grams of protein 35 135 grams of fat 285 grams of carbs yeah so again as a woman you want
00:06:07.520 be if you're cutting you want to be around 1500 calories if you are maintaining 2000 and this is
00:06:14.960 if you're an athletic woman so i don't know gaining two five yeah if you want to get fat
00:06:20.560 2500 you'll gain unless you're already fat then you might maintain but okay guys let me know what
00:06:26.800 you think in the comments um it's kind of crazy how women take so much pride in like um doing
00:06:33.520 things terribly like you know what i mean men aren't gonna be excited to show what we are
00:06:38.400 terrible at but women are just like let me leave with my bad decisions so anyways guys
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