Pearl - February 28, 2026Where Is The Hawk Tuah Girl Now？
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HawkTua was a woman who essentially went viral for talking about the Gluck-Look-9000, a crypto coin scam. Now, she s streaming to less than a baseball team. How do you sleep at night knowing people don t like you with no underwear in case they want to kiss your ass?
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records show she had to stay in high school until she was 20 years old as oh my god what up guys
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welcome to my reaction series today we are reacting to what's left of the hawk to a girl
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after the fame so if you didn't know hawk tua was a woman who essentially went viral for talking
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about the gluck look 9 000 she kind of did it in like a cute innocent way in a way um whatever and
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um now what happened was she got like tricked like because what will happen is women get really
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famous and then they want to make money and they want fame and they don't have a man usually or if
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they do have a man they don't trust his authority they don't loop him in any decisions so we tend to
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blow the money and um we also tend to get bamboozled because again we're in this feminist system
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where women either get the money from simps or women make money through easy jobs and the men
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are gonna take the money from us um through like you know real work but uh like they're gonna
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to overcharge for it so for her she wanted to push a crypto thing and the person that pushed it i
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don't i don't know what happened but i just know she rug pulled people on crypto okay and that was
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an l and that kind of ruined her brand so now let's see what she's doing how do you sleep at
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night knowing people don't like you with no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass
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the ultimate question hanging over the hawk to our girl isn't about whether she's a good person
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or a villain it's simply this when the viral fame vanishes what's left her latest attempt to grab
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attention offers a shocking answer a recent viral tweet exposed her live streaming career on twitch
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where she was playing games poorly to an audience of just nine people with only simps in the chat
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damn only nine people motherfucker i just got okay and mind you last year she was like
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courtside to ufc fights oh oh like getting pictures i mean trust me i've seen a lot of
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these cycles um and your five minutes of fame can be up fast oh let me get a gun first fuck
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he was nasty i don't know who the fuck just shot me but he was cold he was damn good the image is
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a brutal reality check painting her online kingdom as a barren forgotten wasteland it's hard to watch
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seeing a former viral sensation reduced to this but to understand why she's streaming to less than
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a baseball team we have to look back at the biggest disaster of her career the fallout from
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the disastrous crypto coin scam was never about her facing accountability it was about her dodging
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supposed to know i'm just a dumb little girl and i finally get to tell my side of the story that
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that i've been holding on to i don't know it was very stressful because i couldn't get my point
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across and i had to just sit there and let people call me a scammer a crook you got paid for promoting
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it or just promoting it and putting all the work into it like the videos and stuff that i'd do for
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him to post that's what i got yeah so instead of saying i was wrong because i didn't vet this thing
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she says oh i just didn't know you're like what does that mean i was like i don't know i couldn't
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tell you yeah i don't know it just kind of sucks there's people out here that hate me for promoting
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a coin it's like paris hilton i mean she's got cooking stuff out like cooking appliances
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she didn't sit there and take the time to make them she's just the face of it those are hers
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you know so that's pretty much like you with the crypto yeah i was just a spokesperson for it i
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mean she tried to void herself of any responsibility by comparing her role to paris hilton someone who
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just puts her face on a product she insisted she was only paid for promoting it conveniently
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failing to ever be upfront about the real figure she pocketed for lending her clout to a scheme
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that burned her followers the image she was desperately trying to project that she was an
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innocent spokesperson was her way of avoiding the shocking truth of her actions the failure
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to take responsibility for the crypto fallout clearly didn't teach her a single lesson because
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soon after you gotta just get off the internet she was launching a new venture oh she recently
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went on a podcast to announce the launch of her streaming career on twitch acting like it was some
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groundbreaking reveal wait i don't know if i'm allowed to say this but i'm gonna say it if i
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don't like it that's too bad uh so i'm gonna start streaming on twitch the i think the 29th or the
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30th the shocking irony she immediately admitted she knows next to nothing about it when asked what
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twitch even is she replied it's like where you live stream like you play games you don't do
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anything the host then asked how she makes money streaming is kind of low i mean even this like
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reactions are kind of low it's like low intelligence in a way you don't really have to be that smart
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to do it to which she could only respond they should have just had her do reactions talk to a
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girl reacts that's what i would have did with her should have done you should have talked to pearl
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you know guess is as good as mine i guess how many people watch it like donations okay so what is
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twitch it's like where you live stream like you play games so much money live streaming you don't
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do anything you just play games you set a camera where people can watch you like it's easy see i'm
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trying to think about this i know how to play grand theft auto and let's see um sims i like
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the sims who the hell is managing her okay see i'm so uneducated i don't know anything and how do
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you make money off of it your guess is as good as mine i guess how many people watch it like
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donations yeah yeah oh wow yeah she needs new man i got it that's great i've never
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liked a stranger enough to donate to him it's clear she simply heard you can make a lot of
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cash doing it mirroring the exact same lack of due diligence that led her into the crypto disaster
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in the first place it's mind-numbing how she keeps being handed a life of luxury only to blow it but
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when you look at her background this painful laziness starts to make a little sense the
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deeper story behind her lack of financial savvy and drive is far more revealing records show she
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had to stay in high school until she was 20 years old as oh my god super senior simply because she
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could not pass her classes so i saw this video yesterday of the hawk tour girl when she was in
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high school it even says her name on the bottom of her dancing i saw the date on the video was 2022
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and i was like no way she's the same age as me and this isn't a video from like the past either
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because it was using a sound that was like trending during that time this had me perplexed because
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If you're born in July of 02, you should not be graduating in 2022.
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So the Hawk Tua girl is a super, super senior, bro.
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This fact paired with her pre-fame life paints a picture of a wasted opportunity.
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Before she was famous, she revealed she was only making 400 and something dollars a week
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I was like, it's going to shit on 400 and something dollars a week anyway.
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so I mean why not? It's almost impossible to comprehend how someone could be handed the
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massive opportunity she received and be so painfully... She should have asked her boyfriend
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what to do with it. ...be lazy that she blows it, nearly forcing herself back to that corner of the
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factory. If her past explains her lack of smarts, her future plans reveal her sheer desperation.
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She's hanging on to the idea of a documentary that might be the most self-aware attempt at clout yet.
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what's next for you so we've had talks about a documentary we're working on that we have a
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producer picked out but we're still kind of getting into detail with that and it's supposed
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to be a surprise so i can't tell too much and when do you think the documentary is coming out
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so we have a producer for it right now which we haven't announced like who it is yet we're
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probably trying to raise the money but that'll be something to come i'm sure here pretty soon
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For months now, she has been mentioning a supposed documentary being made about her life,
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a project she claims is so big she can't tell too much about.
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Yeah, again, this is, it's going to bite her in the ass because she's just not smart enough to be in the position she's in.
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She didn't really ask to be in this position, you know.
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You can't really blame her for taking it, but yeah, she's going to squander it.
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It is a desperate, obvious attempt to suggest she still has a big project in the works.
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The brutal truth came from one of the podcast hosts,
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who immediately kept it real about what a documentary crew would actually want.
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You're going to have to sit down and talk about that evening, your life, what happened.
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They're going to want to talk about more than Shaq.
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They won't want an hour-long piece about her manufactured life.
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They'll want to talk about the controversy, the shocking beginning of her career, and the coin fiasco.
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And speaking of bad influences, it's painfully ironic where she chose to share these career updates.
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In a twist of events that could only happen in her orbit,
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the Hawk Tua girl appeared on a podcast hosted by the child of the notorious reality stars, Todd and Julie Chrisley.
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It's crazy because I invited her on my show when she was famous.
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As the news reports exposed, the Chrysleys were convicted of a variety of fraud and tax evasion schemes,
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with Todd receiving 12 years and Julie receiving seven years in prison.
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Federal judge in Atlanta sentenced Todd Chrisley to 12 years in prison yesterday,
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while his wife Julie got seven years behind bars.
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The judge sentenced their accountant to three years in prison.
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The couple, known for their show Chrisley Knows Best, were found guilty earlier this year
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of defrauding banks and the IRS out of millions of dollars, all to fund a lavish lifestyle.
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The irony is staggering. A woman trying to dodge the scammer label appeared on a platform
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literally funded by convicted fraudsters. While the host did manage to get her to admit the whole
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coin fiasco was a hot ASMS, the most direct and necessary advice came from a different,
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far more blunt interview the second host kept it real with her using an analogy that perfectly
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summed up her fast fading career he compared her to the singer of mambo number no lou bagger and
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declared her the lou bagger of the south the host put it nicely by saying her star was dwindling or
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completely burnt out telling her that now would be a good time to capitalize on her fame suggesting
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she needs to cash out yeah she doesn't have it and it's too she's not gonna make the long run late
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i mean he's always believed in me both of them have so they're like you're not one of those
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things yeah so women care about like oh he believed in me men care about results so what
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are these people doing she's got to get new management burnout i feel like a month well
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i mean it's sort of like the guy sings mambo number five came in lubega lubega yeah i said
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lou like you know hey man if you've already got some heat and it's like it's never gonna end and
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i was like well they may we we don't know that it's not gonna might end might not i don't know
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but it seems like now is a good time to capitalize on that you know so that's that's all i'm saying
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i look at you as sort of the lubega of the south lubega the south i know it's been said many times
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many times the honesty was almost painful leading the host to even tell her that she may have to
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yeah she's cooked um i wish her well i think she's well-meaning it's just some people aren't
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smart enough to be in the spotlight so just is what it is good luck to talk to a girl anyways
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