Pearl - White Woman Acts Like The Ultimate Baby Momma

00:00:00.000 they crash out because the kid hits like 13 and they're like give me please give me to dad what

00:00:06.160 up guys welcome to my reaction series today we are going to be reacting to a woman being funny

00:00:12.480 i didn't even know this could happen apparently this woman is doing a baby mama impressions let's 1.00

00:00:19.240 see i'm your bitter baby mama you left me you think you'll ever see those kids again i don't

00:00:24.040 think so all the kids need is me their mom not their dad you mean nothing my hair keeps getting

00:00:30.080 stuck and you know what whenever they're offended they times it by 10 like he cheated okay he got

00:00:35.640 some poonanny that happens um now she says you'll never see your kids again do you see it's like 1.00

00:00:41.780 time 10 with women i did wrong thing i do times 10 wrong thing men actually have guilt so they

00:00:48.420 are punished by god oh my god this i just thought of this now oh my gosh i just thought of this now

00:00:54.820 this is like i think one of the i didn't even know women could think but one of the best thoughts 0.97

00:00:59.540 i've ever had we don't really feel guilt so we're not punished but men are actually punished by god

00:01:07.380 because they feel guilt when they do something wrong so men naturally kind of become better

00:01:12.740 people over time where women become worse because we don't feel guilt wow that was amazing oh you're

00:01:20.420 taking me to court have fun with that false allegations oh you won in court that's cool

00:01:26.020 i'm still not following the court order you're never seeing your kid yeah and they just the

00:01:29.780 bitter women they just make it worse and worse for the dads so a lot of these deadbeat dads 1.00

00:01:34.180 aren't really deadbeats it's the the mother who is just a yeah and they crash out because the 0.68

00:01:42.020 kid hits like 13 and they're like give me please give me to dad please god ever the judge will

00:01:50.340 never hold me accountable for the fraud and perjury i've committed i'll just keep spedating

00:01:54.820 on and you'll get nothing oh you signed away your rights and that's fine i'll live on welfare 0.88

00:02:00.100 forever you're so abusive for 150 50 joint custody how could you i hate your new girlfriend she's 1.00

00:02:08.260 She's definitely never going to be around the kids.

00:02:10.380 Yeah, and she's always younger and hotter. 1.00

00:02:11.920 That's when there's a real crash out,

00:02:13.420 when the man is dating a woman that's younger and hotter than me.

00:02:16.200 I'm taking you to court and taking you for everything you have. 0.97

00:02:19.400 I'm going to slander you and your girlfriend all over, everywhere online. 0.95

00:02:23.340 Everyone's going to protect me. 0.96

00:02:24.740 I'm the victim.

00:02:26.120 When you finally get tired of dealing with me and you give up in court,

00:02:29.340 I'm going to tell everyone that you abandon your children.

00:02:32.300 And I'm going to tell your children that you abandon them

00:02:34.480 and that you don't love them and that you don't care at all.

00:02:36.980 she's right my god that was a good impression let's see all of the all the men are like facts

00:02:44.120 okay guys um let me know in the comments was that the experience with your baby mother and

00:02:49.840 is there anything that she missed if she missed something make sure you put it in the comments

00:02:53.140 i love you guys if you want to support me i do think i'm going to get kicked off any day now

00:02:58.420 so please go to the audacity network.com so i don't have to retire if that happens

00:03:02.500 please like the video and subscribe and i'll see you next time

Pearl - December 24, 2025