Pearl - April 08, 2025


Why Church Girls Are the Most Dangerous to Dateā€¦


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

161.79572

Word Count

1,969

Sentence Count

169

Misogynist Sentences

22

Hate Speech Sentences

18


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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 The Christian guys have to have the women talk about being whores in the form of testimony.
00:00:09.400 Oh, how do you guys get suckered into this?
00:00:12.300 You are once again dead on love it.
00:00:15.360 So sick of the simp world and all of its expectations.
00:00:18.280 I'm a Christian and would not touch Christianity 304 with a 10 foot pole.
00:00:23.560 I know it's even worse because at least you guys have the luxury of not knowing what your
00:00:28.700 girls did in the past.
00:00:29.700 I know you all think you know, but you'll never really know, right?
00:00:33.840 We have way too much incentive to lie.
00:00:37.000 And so at least this way, if I'm being honest, you know, you can at least live in peace.
00:00:43.600 Like, you know, when you guys cheat and you like cheated, like we don't know.
00:00:47.260 And at least, at least we're happy and you guys cheat in peace and the women hide their
00:00:51.340 dirt in peace.
00:00:52.560 But the Christian guys have to have the women talk about being whores in the form of testimony.
00:00:59.700 Oh, how do you guys get suckered into this?
00:01:05.980 So they have to give a testimony about being a whore.
00:01:08.920 So yeah.
00:01:10.240 Anyways, that's even worse.
00:01:13.020 At least the secular men don't have to go through a humiliation ritual.
00:01:17.220 All for a girl with a Jesus cross necklace.
00:01:19.600 Did you have a boxing match with destiny?
00:01:27.480 No, I didn't.
00:01:30.100 Let's see.
00:01:30.760 I have come to believe that faith alone theology leads to the popularization of the cremation
00:01:37.760 of care.
00:01:38.400 Joel says, I was also raised in the Catholic schools.
00:01:42.160 My wife is Anglican and she knows I don't care about her religion because I have been
00:01:46.380 beasted by the beast.
00:01:49.300 Okay.
00:01:51.500 Curveball said, I've never wanted to risk getting an STD from an ugly skank.
00:01:55.780 Am I the only one?
00:01:57.840 Have you guys risked it?
00:01:58.960 I've seen, I've seen a lot.
00:02:00.180 All right.
00:02:00.880 Doug MPA says, Mormon girls are the biggest whores when they get away from their families
00:02:05.240 and most of them want to rebel by sleeping with a black guy.
00:02:08.220 Don't ask me how I know.
00:02:11.540 I'm happy for you, Doug MPA.
00:02:15.300 Okay.
00:02:17.020 Let me look on the other place.
00:02:22.280 Okay.
00:02:24.180 So now we're going back.
00:02:25.560 Here's a Christian couple talking about their experience on dating apps.
00:02:33.420 So let's go here.
00:02:37.680 All right.
00:02:38.540 So she's got the hoop earrings.
00:02:40.440 So I wouldn't put the former hoe past pastor.
00:02:44.400 What do you guys think?
00:02:45.720 Former hoe or no?
00:02:48.860 My name is Sam.
00:02:50.000 I'm Sadie.
00:02:50.640 So in today's video, we're going to talk about if dating apps are a good idea for Christians.
00:02:56.120 I'm going to give my nightmare stories.
00:02:58.620 If dating apps are a good idea, which dating apps should you choose?
00:03:03.020 Okay.
00:03:03.360 So I never use dating apps personally.
00:03:05.840 So I spend my time in preparing for this video looking at statistics.
00:03:10.720 Because I'm an accountant and looked at numbers.
00:03:14.060 What I found was in 2022, there was a study done.
00:03:17.640 And out of all the dating apps, out of everyone that uses the dating apps, only 12% of the
00:03:24.140 people on the apps actually find love and get married to the people.
00:03:27.960 And that wasn't a study for the Christian.
00:03:29.800 Well, people aren't really getting married all together.
00:03:32.420 You know what I mean?
00:03:33.400 This guy is softer than her.
00:03:35.740 I know that's how you can tell in a relationship is who talks first.
00:03:40.680 You know, when people ask the couples a question, does she look to him or does he look to her?
00:03:45.420 That's who runs the relationship.
00:03:46.840 Community, so I would imagine that that was a ton lower when you said.
00:03:51.680 Just imagine how many fewer people, because there are not a whole lot of Christians on
00:03:56.280 said dating apps, I can tell you.
00:03:58.160 I was never against dating apps for other people, but for me, it just wasn't.
00:04:03.680 If you want to date a former sex, drug, and gambling addict, go to church, just like
00:04:09.600 Russell Brand.
00:04:10.400 What I wanted to do.
00:04:13.620 And I was beginning.
00:04:14.580 I know.
00:04:14.960 I mean, there's too much incentive.
00:04:17.020 Like, all you have to do is dunk your head in water and then you're free of all everything
00:04:22.720 bad you've ever done.
00:04:23.920 And nobody can judge you for it.
00:04:25.460 And if they do judge you for it, they're not real Christians.
00:04:28.640 I mean, that sounds like an awesome place.
00:04:32.360 I can literally do anything and they have to like me.
00:04:37.480 Okay.
00:04:38.160 So, uh, I will tell you guys a little bit about my own nightmare experience on these dating
00:04:43.360 apps.
00:04:43.820 So probably when I think of horror stories on.
00:04:47.280 Jacob, the bigger, the hoop, the bigger, the hoe.
00:04:51.280 Well, they, she doesn't have too big of a hoop.
00:04:54.060 Dating apps.
00:04:54.820 I think of one specific example.
00:04:58.180 So that one example involved me meeting someone and they claim to be a Christian.
00:05:06.500 And so, you know, we talk a little bit, then we ended up planning to go to the beach.
00:05:13.520 They said the biggest red flag in a woman is finding God late in life.
00:05:18.700 What is too late?
00:05:20.220 When is it?
00:05:20.940 When is it too late for a woman to find God?
00:05:23.720 Could you make a poll in the chat?
00:05:26.180 Is it too late at let's do, let's do 20.
00:05:31.220 Is that too late?
00:05:32.480 Let's do 25.
00:05:35.020 Let's do 30 and 35 plus.
00:05:37.820 Just going to walk and talk and just kind of get to know each other that way.
00:05:44.620 And so we ended up walking down the beach for probably about, you know, a mile or.
00:05:50.700 Joel says he's a simp.
00:05:52.440 Well, but this is the archetype, right?
00:05:55.180 Like a guy like this.
00:05:57.100 Let's say this girl threw it back in college, but she is cute enough.
00:06:01.040 I mean, do you guys really not?
00:06:03.940 I mean, was she really a virgin?
00:06:06.340 She did nothing.
00:06:10.160 I don't really.
00:06:11.140 I and she.
00:06:13.920 I'd have to see what age they got married, but I'm going to be the cynic.
00:06:19.320 He's not going to he's not going to be smart enough to figure that out.
00:06:23.880 In general, my opinion.
00:06:26.160 So, and, you know, Doug MPA says the final stop on the whore train is church.
00:06:33.120 Seemed like things were going OK.
00:06:35.500 Then she starts cussing.
00:06:37.520 And for those of you in the north, she starts cursing.
00:06:40.800 And so we're walking down the beach and I'm already like, oh, dear, this is not good.
00:06:46.960 This person already is not who.
00:06:49.420 Wait, not find love.
00:06:50.760 I said God.
00:06:52.980 Yeah, God.
00:06:53.720 They represented themselves to be.
00:06:56.380 And then I start talking about God.
00:07:00.440 And, you know, this person, she's got kind of these like vague views about God.
00:07:07.540 And I kind of more and more, the more questions that I ask, the more I'm like, you know, this girl doesn't really believe the kind of things that I believe.
00:07:18.440 And then I start mentioning Jesus, not just kind of like this vague, you know, like God.
00:07:25.760 And then she starts talking about, because I asked her, you know, what kind of relationship do you have with God?
00:07:33.560 What kind of relationship do you have with Jesus?
00:07:35.480 And she looks at me and she says something.
00:07:40.440 I mean, it's almost meme-worthy.
00:07:43.040 But she looks at me and she's like, yeah, I don't really do anything related to God other than like maybe if I really like need to.
00:07:53.980 Like sometimes I just talk to God when I'm in really big trouble and then like, you know, otherwise I don't really do anything.
00:08:02.340 Like basically he's like my personal like help genie or whatever.
00:08:06.200 And she did not like say it like it was a joke or like it was a bad thing.
00:08:09.880 She was like, this is a perfectly normal thing.
00:08:13.180 Oh, this was, this was the craziest thing.
00:08:15.080 The craziest thing was I asked her, you know, like.
00:08:18.400 Like Tommy Lauren doesn't like holding women accountable.
00:08:22.040 Nope.
00:08:23.740 And you can kind of tell the way he talks.
00:08:26.100 He's a bit feminine, right?
00:08:27.780 And I'm telling you, that's like the archetype of dudes in church.
00:08:32.740 I mean, there's some.
00:08:36.120 How many church guys have the balls to tell their, like, does this guy have the balls to tell her to shut the fuck up?
00:08:44.120 That's my, that's my litmus.
00:08:46.700 What do I say?
00:08:47.980 Litmus?
00:08:48.400 Litmus test.
00:08:49.860 Because if you don't have the balls to tell her no, then you're basically a woman.
00:08:55.620 And I, I understand why men are afraid to tell women no.
00:08:59.760 I mean, we're pretty like, we can go to pretty extreme lengths when we don't get what we want.
00:09:05.600 I understand it.
00:09:07.260 But I would just advise you, if you can't tell her no, I would just be by yourself.
00:09:12.460 Because either she's insane and that, like, I don't think you should be scared of her.
00:09:21.840 Or you might have to learn that skill and maybe come back in a few years.
00:09:28.120 It's Jesus Christ, your Lord and Savior.
00:09:30.000 Because at this point, I'm like questioning every single aspect of, you know, this girl's faith.
00:09:35.300 And so she.
00:09:36.380 Okay.
00:09:36.920 So the.
00:09:38.720 I'll wait.
00:09:39.840 Guys, vote in the poll.
00:09:40.740 She tells me that while she may not be perfect, that the idea of her is perfect.
00:09:49.740 And so she does not actually need a savior.
00:09:53.320 Wow.
00:09:53.720 And at that point, I looked at her and I said, I do not believe that we're worshiping the same God.
00:10:01.440 And she was so mad that she legitimately told me to get away from her.
00:10:08.700 We had like a mild walk back.
00:10:10.860 And so she tells me, I want you to be like 30 yards that way.
00:10:16.180 And so we're literally just on like other sides of the beach, just like walking back.
00:10:20.880 And she, I mean, yeah, she was just like, she booked it basically to the parking lot.
00:10:26.960 And I want to know what college this woman went to.
00:10:30.400 What college were you at?
00:10:32.180 Better have been small.
00:10:33.540 I just remember being like, wow, like this is real.
00:10:38.020 Pearl, you're not talking about actual Christians.
00:10:40.480 We don't put up with disrespectful behavior from women.
00:10:43.860 See, this is again, this is again, this is what you guys do.
00:10:53.640 This is why you guys drive me nuts.
00:10:55.240 You guys think that you somehow your religion is a buffer for human behavior.
00:11:00.820 Whenever you get a group of guys, about half of them are afraid of women.
00:11:06.100 About half.
00:11:07.120 Okay.
00:11:07.340 That does, it doesn't matter what group you go to.
00:11:11.500 The difference is what the Christians do is you get to get out of, that's why the reason
00:11:15.860 it's worse in church is you get to get out of jail free card.
00:11:19.620 And they some, they have so much ego and thinking that their religions a buffer to these behaviors
00:11:25.420 that they fall for anything.
00:11:27.600 And if they, and even if they do get caught, they just got to dunk their head again, say
00:11:32.740 sorry, and boom, back at it.
00:11:34.880 I mean, that's, that's how this, that's, it's like a circle, right?
00:11:38.140 Really, really not working out.
00:11:40.300 And then, and then whenever I say, okay, well, that guy did this.
00:11:43.760 You guys have the same thing.
00:11:45.020 You guys think that you get to determine who's a real Christian and who's not.
00:11:48.840 What are, now you're God.
00:11:50.220 Now you're Jesus Christ himself.
00:11:52.200 Now it's you.
00:11:53.500 No.
00:11:53.980 Okay.
00:11:54.300 People are people.
00:11:55.240 And that's a, do you know what?
00:11:56.500 Whenever something crazy, my dad, I grew up Catholic, right?
00:12:00.340 And whenever something crazy I would find out about, I'd be like, dad, can you believe
00:12:04.140 this person did that?
00:12:05.240 Did it, it, it, it, it.
00:12:05.900 And do you know what he would say?
00:12:07.400 He would say, I'm not surprised.
00:12:09.440 People are people.