Pearl - September 04, 2026


Why I Platform Degenerates

Topics
getting bitches
Mentioned
Elijah Schaefer Pearl Sarah Stock Pope
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Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

177.29

Word count

1,671

Sentence count

59

Harmful content

Misogyny

24

sentences flagged

Toxicity

60

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Hate speech

53

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 All right, so I need to talk to Twitter.
00:00:02.540 You guys are such spurts.
00:00:05.400 They're saying, Pearl, Pearl, why are you platforming Elijah?
00:00:08.940 Why are you platforming Elijah?
00:00:11.940 He cheated on his wife, allegedly.
00:00:14.760 Allegedly.
00:00:15.360 Oh, no, he cheated on his wife.
00:00:17.400 Okay, if I have to limit, right, if I have to limit collaborations in the industry with men who haven't cheated on their wives,
00:00:30.000 I'm going to run out of guys.
00:00:32.300 I am going to be by my lonesome.
00:00:34.660 I'm going to have nobody to do my couples therapy video with.
00:00:40.300 Oh, but Pearl, Pearl, he went up against the Pope or something.
00:00:44.460 He ruined the Pope.
00:00:45.800 Okay.
00:00:47.060 Sarah Stock, right? 1.00
00:00:48.240 Cheating on her boyfriend with Elijah or cheat on her husband after getting her marriage
00:00:53.100 blessed by the Pope, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:00:55.340 Why is it Elijah's fault?
00:00:56.880 men are supposed to try to crack right men that's their job they try to they try to crack
00:01:03.760 you got cracked the getter of getting cracked every guy's gonna try to crack but you didn't
00:01:10.920 you didn't say yes to every guy you said yes to that guy career suicide sorry you decided to do 0.95
00:01:17.300 that you know what i mean um but yeah it's kind of gay like i just gotta say the guys in this
00:01:24.520 saying because i see a lot of men in the comments saying pearl you can't talk to him
00:01:28.980 you can't be friends with him because he cheated on his wife okay then let me be friends with no
00:01:34.680 conservative influencers let me know nobody in the industry and that doesn't are we going to 1.00
00:01:41.080 have the same energy for the bitches who cheat on their husband look cheating is obviously wrong 1.00
00:01:46.980 you should not cheat but bitches and ninjas do cheat i mean what am i supposed to do 1.00
00:01:52.460 uh and by the way am I supposed to be the moral police here really me of all people 1.00
00:02:01.780 I'm supposed to be I can't stand there's one thing I can't stand that's a moralist because
00:02:07.020 this is how it always goes it's not that hard it's not that hard to just be a good person I'm 0.74
00:02:12.060 like okay well has have hot 22 year old blondes ever hit on you no okay um have you ever been in 0.65
00:02:20.940 a celebrity position man or woman where it's very easy to do that no okay um all right yeah but it's 0.99
00:02:28.140 really it's not hard it's not hard to be a moral just be a moral person you guys are so gay it's 0.75
00:02:34.860 just and this is what i mean the moralists all the people that talk like that elijah used to 0.95
00:02:42.480 talk like that and you know what he was doing 22 year old poonanny allegedly allegedly so it's
00:02:49.740 the moralists drive me crazy more than anybody because they always act like they're better than 0.99
00:02:55.400 everybody and they always end up doing the craziest shit oh it's not that hard to be a good 0.99
00:03:01.780 person then i'm like okay so you're perfect you've never done anything wrong well i didn't say that 0.99
00:03:07.080 everybody has sin ah get the fuck out of here this is what i gotta be honest guys this is why 0.72
00:03:14.000 i'm not a religious person even though in a lot of ways i act more religious than religious people 0.90
00:03:19.440 and i'm not saying that i just mean i'm not a big partier there's no only fans no crazy like 0.98
00:03:25.700 i know what i've done in my life and i'm not gonna pretend i ain't a big fat slut whore too 0.94
00:03:32.080 all women are right but you know I know I've I know what I've done and it's not bad all right so 0.98
00:03:41.300 uh being that we're talking about that right in a lot of ways I could be religious I don't
00:03:49.040 really drink I don't really do drugs I'm pretty much I love this YouTube stuff probably too much
00:03:54.100 that's my biggest crime um and in a lot of ways I would be religious like I think I have the type
00:04:00.960 of personality where I could be that's why I wrote this song the other day I used to be praying 0.98
00:04:07.260 man I was on the front of you because there's so many moralists that are just so gay they're
00:04:16.820 just so gay I remember one time I went to this church and I was kind of making a joke I'm like 0.99
00:04:22.960 yeah, I'm going to hell. And, you know, the person I was, person I was with was like, 1.00
00:04:32.020 you know, kind of making jokes too, saying I was, I mean, you know, this is probably kidding,
00:04:35.540 but it's about the concept. If you're fat, like you're also gonna, if you want to judge Elijah,
00:04:40.640 right, for fucking these, whatever, and you're fat, you are also going to hell. You've lived a 1.00
00:04:46.340 life of fucking gluttony. That's the thing. Gluttony and fear, because none of you would 1.00
00:04:51.460 tell a bitch no if you're down bad on sex and some pretty girl not me more less less chopped right 1.00
00:04:59.400 was like teehee teehee you would fold in an instant and you guys are the you're the worst 1.00
00:05:07.740 because you act like you wouldn't fold but everybody knows you would fold and the other
00:05:13.840 thing too they'll pretend that everything's about going to heaven right and that's fair enough right
00:05:20.420 We all want to go to heaven and nothing matters, but okay. A guy who's not getting sex at 20, 0.75
00:05:25.080 waiting till marriage and gets no wife, no kids. He can't make that argument. A guy who's not
00:05:30.380 having sex at 30, no wife, no kids. And a lot of these guys in my comment section going on about
00:05:35.600 Elijah, they're this type of guy. So I'm just going to say this. You're going to get to 40
00:05:40.640 not having sex, right? Because women don't like men that can't get bitches. And you guys have the 1.00
00:05:45.340 big egos. You're going to be like, oh, well then I'm just going to not get bitches. Who cares 1.00
00:05:50.240 about the women. You guys say that now, but I've seen it. All the moralists crack eventually and 1.00
00:05:55.340 they start cracking bitches because they don't get what they want. And deep down, they want a 1.00
00:05:59.160 wife and kids more than they love all that God stuff. Right now they'll say that, right? But at
00:06:03.820 some point, sex is a need. You got to crack bitches, fellas. So this is my permission to all 1.00
00:06:09.580 the gay ass moralists to my comments. Go get you some bitches, man. You're busy, what, police and 1.00
00:06:17.780 Elijah's dick you could get bitches today this is you could go to 1-800 bitches r us and get you a 1.00
00:06:26.660 bitch a blonde bitch a white bitch an Asian bitch a black bitch guys got to get bitches because if 1.00
00:06:34.020 guys don't get bitches then they torture everybody you guys are meant to go get bitches this gay ass 1.00
00:06:40.920 wait until marriage stuff what are you a woman that's oh I'm just waiting for the one women are 1.00
00:06:47.000 supposed to look for the one one is supposed to find you okay we are supposed to throw poonanny 0.99
00:06:54.200 at you stalk you and never let you leave us and then you're supposed to try to leave we're like
00:07:00.080 please please don't leave me please i'll do anything and then you're supposed to take 0.83
00:07:05.680 advantage of that anything right so you guys i i beg the virgin men on this app please go get
00:07:12.400 You have to get laid for the good of humanity because one, otherwise, Elijah Schaefer is 1.00
00:07:17.700 going to go crack your bitch, right? 1.00
00:07:19.520 And he's had enough bitches. 1.00
00:07:21.440 He needs a break from all that. 1.00
00:07:23.020 We're in marriage counseling now.
00:07:24.800 So we got to take a break from all that, obviously. 1.00
00:07:27.320 So you need to go crack some bitches and stop torturing me in my comment section. 1.00
00:07:35.900 Yes, I understand. 1.00
00:07:37.020 He allegedly cheated on his wife, right?
00:07:39.320 but this marriage therapy video is hilarious and now you all the morals oh pearl you're
00:07:46.460 platforming a degenerate do you not think i've done a degenerate thing or two in my life 0.80
00:07:51.080 i'm just honest you know i'm not gonna give you detail i'm not stupid right but i'm just honest 0.85
00:07:58.120 you think i haven't done a degenerate thing or two in my life and you want me to judge him get 1.00
00:08:03.680 the fuck out of here get the fuck out of here i can't stand it it drives me fucking nuts 1.00
00:08:08.980 so this is my plea this is my plea to the moralist please get some bitches i beg you because i'm 1.00
00:08:17.680 being tortured sex is a need you guys need to get sex okay oh but i don't want to do all that 1.00
00:08:25.580 i don't want to do all that women aren't worth it i didn't say to marry the bitch 1.00
00:08:30.160 but if you get a bitch that can gluck gluck 9 000 it'll be worth it for a little bit 1.00
00:08:35.480 You get your ring cameras, I don't know, record her, make your sex tape so there's consent. 1.00
00:08:41.320 But, and you know what, if you were just, if you were just not getting bitches and minding 1.00
00:08:45.420 your own business, then I wouldn't be too, I wouldn't be too pressed, right? 1.00
00:08:49.020 Who cares? 1.00
00:08:50.160 But you don't get bitches. 1.00
00:08:52.080 You don't mind your own business. 1.00
00:08:53.760 You torture me with the nagging. 1.00
00:08:55.820 Let me put together a dope ass video. 0.99
00:08:59.520 I was meant to be a YouTuber. 0.98
00:09:01.300 Too much so.
00:09:02.280 I think, I think that's part of my problem.
00:09:04.260 i love youtube i love it i grew up watching youtube and i'm gonna die on youtube i'll
00:09:10.060 live stream my death ninjas i'll you know i love youtube and there's nothing i love more than a 1.00
00:09:15.960 good youtube video so screw you get some bitches go to bitches r us i love you guys and moralists 1.00
00:09:23.800 go away i'll see you next time 1.00