Pearl - September 30, 2026


“Woman NITPICKS Her Date Over EVERYTHING He Does” @JustPearlyThings

Women Having MELTDOWNS Over Completely Normal Dates “Woman Has ONE Bad Date and QUITS Dating Apps Completely” @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

209.52

Word count

543

Sentence count

1

Harmful content

Toxicity

2

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Hate speech

1

sentences flagged


Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 okay so he's a horrible conversationalist he's seven years older than me he has like a really
00:00:05.280 interesting job he owns a business which also i'm like okay you own your own business you should
00:00:10.400 at least recognize like okay i'm hustling too we have things in common that we can talk about
00:00:16.000 the food starts coming down he's not talking about anything he's he's bringing up these
00:00:20.000 things that he has like really interesting he's like traveled a lot he's done all these things
00:00:24.320 i'm asking him about it one of the things he says he's like i've been to burning man six times
00:00:28.240 okay red flag obviously and i go oh my gosh i've never met anyone who's been to burning man like
00:00:34.660 can you tell me about it he goes oh there's an hbo documentary you should just watch it 0.91
00:00:38.580 dude we're on a date like help me out i actually don't give a shit about burning man but like
00:00:44.100 we need to talk about something say something he's obviously not asking me any questions yeah 0.93
00:00:50.000 you know maybe he's trying to test how well you sit in silence he asked me where i grew up and
00:00:54.780 where i go to school and then he starts making like generalizations about both of these places
00:00:59.660 the food starts to come and he is not touching the food he maybe gets like one little piece of
00:01:06.500 chicory salad and he puts it on his plate and he goes i'm so full they hustled us
00:01:11.540 they hustled us we're at a wine bar these plates are literally this big okay she's just nitpicking
00:01:17.860 everything i want to see if there's any men in the comments oh my god he was i just had like a
00:01:24.080 huge lunch at four i go did you not think about the fact that you had a dinner reservation at
00:01:29.040 eight tonight he goes no you just like go to these restaurants every restaurant does this now where
00:01:35.360 they always say that you should order more i'm like dude there's no food on the table then he
00:01:39.360 goes all like this is probably 3 000 calories what you did not just bring that up and also
00:01:47.680 i was talking to my cousin she's like you don't know what relationship people have with food like
00:01:51.680 don't say that i say to him i'm like you have to help me okay do you know what that's helpful
00:01:57.120 3 000 calories that's how with this because that's something i would do i don't like give
00:02:02.320 him give him my number leaving restaurants with so much food on the table feels very wasteful so
00:02:06.960 then he picks it up salad and takes it and eats it oh my god dude you made the dinner reservation
00:02:14.080 i didn't even want to do dinner everybody says sorry this happened to you and this isn't bad at
00:02:20.080 all why are you not eating anything at some point I like motion to the waitress and I'm like I think
00:02:26.380 we're all set here even though there's so much food on the table I feel horrible about this
00:02:30.340 even though I've been eating like everything that I can despite him saying how many calories I'm
00:02:35.120 eating