00:00:00.000The waitress comes over. She's so lovely. She recommends a few dishes for us and he doesn't drink, but I'm like, I clearly need a glass of wine for this situation. So I get a glass of wine. He orders everything.
00:00:11.720all right i think women we gotta master the art and i'll tell you what as a girl1.00
00:00:16.040if i ever feel myself getting offended by something a guy says you gotta learn to just
00:00:20.600say nothing because usually if you let them talk it's not as bad as you think it's just
00:00:25.560your interpretation yeah our minds we interpret things in the most insecure way we possibly can
00:00:31.160and you just gotta overcome it and that she doesn't recommend also doesn't consult me which1.00
00:00:35.720goes back to if you ruminate on it it's the female laziness epidemic you need something else to do
00:00:40.920one thing i say is i don't want anchovies and he's like i think i'm in a fish mood which um okay what0.99
00:00:47.320makes you think that i would want that from saying the one thing i don't want on this menu is anchovies
00:00:51.560proceeds to order like fish dishes whatever the waitress says this is like no food you
00:00:56.680guys should order another entree or at least a small dish are you are you guys hungry he goes
00:01:02.360no i'm not hi hi you invited me to dinner do you care to even ask me if i want to eat
00:01:08.760so i look at the waitress i'm like we'll add the tomato dish it sounds lovely so she walks away
00:01:15.000and oh he gets a spark a huge bottle of sparkling water which i might forget to add this detail at
00:01:20.040the end of the dinner the entire thing is done he goes that was the best water i've ever had
00:01:24.360you want to try some um oh the drop at the bottom i'm fine thank you so much for offering okay so1.00
00:01:31.400then this okay where is the ball dropping bitch do you know what i've been through do you know0.89
00:01:38.040it's like i mean honestly i'll hear these women's dating stories and i'm like i promise to god i've1.00
00:01:45.000had worse and i'm not even gonna get into it on the internet but like dude get the out of here
00:01:50.840the waitress goes away and he goes oh i just was about to send something when you got here do you
00:01:55.480mind if i just send something on my phone so i'm like yeah that's fine he proceeds to spend at least
00:02:01.400five minutes i'm not exaggerating it probably was seven minutes on his phone and i'm not bringing
00:02:06.280my phone out like why the would i bring my phone out at dinner so i'm just like looking around this
00:02:10.440restaurant and at one point i just start looking at him because i'm like this is unbelievable that1.00
00:02:15.080i'm just sitting here and he's on his phone he's also not giving me any explanation and women do
00:02:19.240this all the time women we're on our phones 24 7. so like apologies he's just sitting on his phone
00:02:26.840so after i was like what were you doing on your phone and he said he was looking for a file to
00:02:32.040send to someone but he can't find the file so also i'm gonna forget to bring this up but later
00:02:36.760in the dinner when there's food on the table he does this again with the phone i really hope that
00:02:44.280this video gets to the waitress because i was mortified to be like associated with this man
00:02:48.920and I just need her to know. I'm sure she does.