Pearl - February 20, 2026Women Versus Cars PART TWO! (They Crash Again Lol)
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Summary
In this episode, we re reacting to women being stupid about cars. We re talking about how women are stupid about their cars and how to deal with it, and how it s time for women to learn to appreciate what they have and appreciate the things they have.
Transcript
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okay i think that's the oh my god fucking firemen are coming of course the firemen are coming i
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thought i was just gonna be a cop oh my god okay
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what up guys welcome to my reaction series what i love about doing this series is a lot of times
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you see women complaining about things on talk and you can kind of see the trends of society
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even before the news gets it even though i'm sure you know the news has reported on some of these
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trends it's kind of interesting because you kind of get ahead of them by just watching women bitch
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online so today we're reacting to women being stupid about cars um so i don't know if this
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is going to be money or if this is going to be oh gosh he crashed oh no just sold off my car
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oh my gosh she was on her phone i was coming off the highway and this guy swerved into me and i
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had to swerve around him and then i ended up running into this median translation i was on
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my phone translation i wasn't paying attention a man would have paid attention and not done that
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i'm like and now my you know i could have died and i didn't and my first reaction is to take a video
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i don't know like call your friends and family tell them you love them it's just tiktok what
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the fuck happened to me i called 911 but the guy that swerved around me just left so now i'm just
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here by myself wonderful woman low-key that happened to me once actually when i visited
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dallas years ago i was crossing a red light and they ran a red light and ran into my car and just
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drove off and it was some black guy of course just like classic it's like just brought me some water
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i can't afford a new car i mean do you have insurance does that cover it i don't
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i did crash my car when i was 16 but that was 13 years ago so i've been relatively
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and that one guy ran into me but it was like the back of my car so it wasn't you know it wasn't too
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bad what do i do hey guys what do i do hey guys i don't you don't have a dad or boyfriend
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fuck buddy you could call do i what do i do what do i do
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he's for sale so if you guys slide in the dms jill trill yeah usually when women complain
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about money online they're looking for sugar daddies so what the fuck what the fuck what
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the fuck guys i've had this car since 26. have she called the police yet
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i don't even know what to do right now i'm just alone i'm sorry i don't know what to do i just
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feel like talking to you guys because i just don't know what to do like anything else
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okay i think that's the oh my god fucking firemen are coming of course the firemen are
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coming i thought i was just gonna be a cop oh my god okay
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hopefully they're good looking that could at least you know brighten her day a little bit
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you know it might have been a serious accident but i gotta be honest i'm taking it less seriously
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my car is at the impound lot and i'm now taking everything out of it
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because this will be the last time that i see this car
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i've really had this car since i was 16 years old
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i mean i like i don't know there's i don't think there's anything i'm that attached to
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like you could just take it okay i'm gonna go process this now my final goodbye
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to this car i have lived such a life in this car
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incredible okay let's see this girl she in an accident or what happened
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you got to get her oil changed myself two years to keep a car after that i can't do it no more
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like once that new car smell look and thought is going so she's buying cars she can't afford
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incredible my gender man I want a new car and that's not to seem greedy or seem like I'm
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ungrateful but once I've had it for a while I've been driving it for a while I'm used to everything
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and it's not like oh I got a new car you know when I get in my car
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I'm so it's not going to stop at the car it's like you're going to need new everything
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excited and i'm new hair and like i don't know we really got to learn as women the skill of like
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appreciating what we have and not wanting more greed will just overtake us at home ready to go
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get in the car once i don't have that feeling no more it's just time and i think two years is
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appropriate after that i just need a new car that's why it's like leases now it's because
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women can't be happy so we just trade in trade in trade and that's why all the cars are like
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more automatic now because we're terrible drivers i want something better i want something new i
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want to have that new feeling again i want to i want the smell of a new car you know like i need
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to upgrade each time and i don't need no fancy extra unless i have the money for it i don't need
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that black people always spend money they don't have it's just you know water is wet the sky is
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blue spending money they don't but i do want to have something new that i like and white matt my
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dad he's a ceo of a software company and he drove a beat up van for most of my childhood he did not
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care and that's just how i feel like two years is long enough i can't be the person that i asked my
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dad did you follow your passion he's like my passion was making money keep that car until
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it's paid off and it's sad because i should be that type of person but i'm just uh i need
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i give myself two years to keep a car okay all right let's see we got a white woman here
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probably your dad bought her this car car yeah but i don't want to pay for it since when did
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those things get so expensive hmm what the you guys got me feeling like i'm having to take out
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a second mortgage what is going on again because women buy everything and it just that means the
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price of everything goes up because women keep buying no matter the price so so i was just
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thinking it through um i obviously don't want to have to go do the whole thing you know find it
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talk to people talk to people oh no i don't want to haggle i don't want to do any of that
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so my thought someone just sent me one you know i i can't have again they're searching
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for sugar daddies this one and someone might do it she's cute enough young enough um someone
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will do it anymore it makes sounds that actually terrify me you know like when i take a turn it's
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got a clackarackin sound i mean u-turns oh oh god lord help us everybody looks around like is this
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a man would think how could i fix this a woman will think i need a new car that's what happens
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we buy things we drive we can't maintain them we ruin them into the ground then we buy a new thing
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it's being pp'd up and i'm like i i'm sorry yeah i don't know what's going on they tell me it's
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fine i'm like i don't think that's fine i don't think that's fine but here we are and you know
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i've got gas fumes coming out whenever i use the air conditioning and the heat so just putting
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those together probably probably time for her to just take a nap for good um but yeah i'm not gonna
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pay for it nope don't wanna don't wanna learn the process she's not in the educational mood at the
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time um i am just a girl who happens to be 30 and should i be well equipped that's the problem men
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are actually okay more okay than you think with dating um older women like over i don't know 25
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over 30 even but they expect us to have a level of competence that you know they're like okay i'm
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getting an old broad could i at least not get a retard and no we're just as retarded as the 20
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year old so they're like we might as well get a 20 year old you know uh to handle this myself
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absolutely am i nope am i gonna learn no so just send one my way not picky maybe a g-wagon again
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whatever but that would be nice okay that's how women become sex workers all right now we got a
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fat woman at least the last one was thin and we got a fat woman asking for a car incredible
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every day i go back and forth with myself about getting a new car i want a new car so
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bad but i have been car payment free for three years now y'all don't know how i have a 2008
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honda civic and i'm driving it to the ground yep i don't want a car payment it feels to be car
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payment free especially when you have had car payments all your life and when you finally pay
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off a car that is the best feeling in the world but baby listen when i get to looking on social
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media and i see my that's why social media oh my gosh i think it's just going to turn all the women
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into streamers and sex workers and um it's just gonna keep having men send them money
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and us keep going broke making bad decision until it like spits us out i think girls girls
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get they new cars and they be in a business and bmws and lexuses baby i'd be like i want a new car
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so bad but i don't want the car payment that come you learn your alphabet first
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is, um, I just see us not being that intelligent with them. Anyways, let me know what you think
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