Pearl - August 01, 2026


Your Trad Wife is Not At Church


Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

161.7

Word count

1,305

Sentence count

28

Harmful content

Misogyny

13

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Toxicity

17

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Hate speech

18

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00:00:00.000 All right, what's up, guys? It's Saturday, and I'm sitting at home in Texas. By the way, we are doing private dinners. Theaudacitynetwork.com. Fill out the Google form in the description, either for more information, or you can buy a ticket. One's in Dallas, one's in New York.
00:00:15.300 okay so a few years ago i had one of the biggest youtube shows in the united states and on that
00:00:20.520 show i had a lot of generalizations about women so i would say you know women are doing this women
00:00:26.160 are that and i would go on these conservative shows right and they would just irritate sorry
00:00:31.420 i sprinted this morning they would irritate me to no end because i would go on these shows and 1.00
00:00:39.040 they would say that's pearl that is just the women that you're interviewing on your shows
00:00:43.820 Those generalizations you're making aren't true. And what I wanted to say was go fuck yourself. 1.00
00:00:49.600 But I didn't. You know, I just I took that. Right. And they would say, like, I went on Michael Knowles show. 1.00
00:00:54.720 He says the Catholic women are different. And if you just find a religious woman.
00:01:01.240 So. But in my experience, interviewing men that have been victims of divorce rape that had seen the worst.
00:01:08.120 I found that the religious women were actually worse and it makes sense as to why but I decided 0.99
00:01:17.380 to do a new series where I would actually go to these churches and interview women 1.00
00:01:23.840 and interview the women at these churches and I didn't think they'd be any better because I just
00:01:33.240 um interviewed too many guys that have been victims of divorce rape so i'm like if these 1.00
00:01:38.440 will if the church deterred divorce um or women being bitches we wouldn't have all these karens 0.96
00:01:44.360 in church anyways so since starting these interviews i've actually found um that the 0.99
00:01:50.120 churches are more bitchy more gossipy and way worse than normal people like it's a standard 0.68
00:01:58.120 deviation, I would say worse. Um, I've been to a church and they'll, you know, I'll go and I'll 0.98
00:02:03.300 try to interview people. They'll gossip about me. They'll make stuff up saying I'm trying to do X,
00:02:07.740 Y, and Z when I'm not right. Um, on top of that, the women are more masculine. They talk about 1.00
00:02:13.800 having these high standards, even though, um, none of them meet like a religious standard for,
00:02:20.740 for men. And all of the commentators that told me to go to church and find good women,
00:02:28.780 Like, if anything, you're going to go to church and find chopped women. 1.00
00:02:32.320 Because all the pretty women are going to be at concerts, at things that are fun, not church. 1.00
00:02:39.520 And in my opinion, oh God, what the hell? 0.99
00:02:42.580 Oh no, what is in my eye?
00:02:44.340 Okay, I'm struggling, guys. 1.00
00:02:46.500 In my opinion, the women at church are going to be worse. 1.00
00:02:49.980 Because what happened in your life to make you go to church? 1.00
00:02:54.100 Unless you were just a lifelong, you know, you never left.
00:02:57.260 what made you get interested in church usually it's a humbling and they want to feel better
00:03:02.720 so they do porn feel bad go to church get pumped and dumped feel guilty go to church um
00:03:09.120 and really if you want to find and this is just my experience interviewing if you want to find a 0.97
00:03:15.800 traditional woman or a woman that you could mold into being traditional the church is the last
00:03:21.420 place to find it like if anything that's where you will find hell on earth and in my opinion
00:03:29.160 you want to go to concerts and things that are exciting and fun um and one concert that came to 0.65
00:03:36.060 mind for me was lalapalooza now i know what you're thinking but pearl i don't want a girl that goes 0.89
00:03:42.160 to lala well what if it's her first lalapalooza concert ever you could end that habit she could
00:03:49.660 meet you at Lollapalooza and you could end it you know if she's really down for you or it could just
00:03:55.500 be a good time for a weekend uh but it's really obvious that a lot of these commentators aren't
00:04:02.280 really either they're either not being honest because they want their religion to be right
00:04:06.260 or they're just not in the field because the more I'm like in these places the more I could say in 1.00
00:04:14.960 general the women are are worse because even when women have good answers right you'll you'll find 0.98
00:04:20.580 women in churches that have really you know traditional answers sleeve tattoo okay sleeve 1.00
00:04:28.760 tattoo um they're boisterous loud they draw attention to themselves divorced you know so
00:04:39.040 again for you guys to come to this conclusion you had to get humbled and I'm thinking I'm like
00:04:47.680 ladies when I was 12 I was arguing with my liberal friend about abortion on the playground
00:04:53.660 and that's probably not a good thing that's probably not a good thing but um I'm like
00:04:59.340 ladies where have you been what were you doing for the last decade so it got me a little it got
00:05:06.200 me thinking deeper about the concept of being forgiving and being nice I don't think it's nice
00:05:11.880 to enable people to treat you however and on top of that treat other people however so I actually
00:05:20.100 think it's evil what Michael Knowles is doing and men like him I'm using it I'm kind of giving him 0.96
00:05:24.700 shit as an example but men like him raise these women's status in the churches and it communicates 0.95
00:05:31.980 a few things number one that you can do whatever you want and if you just say sorry after we're 0.99
00:05:37.640 gonna raise your status by bringing you on all these shows bringing you to the front of the
00:05:41.140 church yada yada yada and it's because these are men they want to be right more than what's right 0.57
00:05:46.840 because what's right is those women go to the back of the church and never talk again 0.99
00:05:50.860 you're not lecturing me about anything ever you porn stars you porn star ninjas what are you guys 0.98
00:06:00.680 doing like that's what's right right but they don't they don't care they just want to be famous 0.99
00:06:09.560 so on top of that on top of that um 1.00
00:06:18.280 all of these women are overweight how are you going to say you're religious not all but a lot 1.00
00:06:24.920 how are you going to say you're religious if you're fat you know so i don't think it's nice 0.96
00:06:33.320 for these guys to enable people um by giving them power money and status to build their online brands
00:06:43.160 um in order to take advantage of people with real faith and people that are kind um
00:06:50.680 and that's really my conclusion from doing these church interviews is that one
00:06:56.680 standard deviation more chopped worst place to find a wife I think go to Coachella go to
00:07:03.540 Lollapalooza that's gonna be a better and you know men don't want to go to those places because
00:07:08.520 they're crowded and expensive yachts you'll be like the only guy there you know um there could
00:07:17.540 be there could be a drawback because you might be competing with the famous men but I'm gonna
00:07:22.260 keep spitballing and thinking the best places to find trad wives the mall you know anyways guys
00:07:28.780 um Starbucks I love you um thanks for watching and it's not nice to enable people and people
00:07:39.000 with power and money that enable people allow them to torture all of us with their opinions
00:07:46.540 oh my god why is it when you sprint you cough all day I don't I don't know with their opinions
00:07:54.140 um and they're nagging and it's you know all that stuff so like the video
00:08:00.800 check out the audacity network in the description I'll see you next time