Raging Dissident Podcast - 540 - DISCOUNT MIRRORS

00:00:00.000 There's noology possibility

00:00:06.600 There's noology possibility

00:00:11.160 I had enough

00:00:26.100 There was a voice in my hand

00:00:29.660 To say something I do after

00:00:32.360 But if I sing along 0.99

00:00:35.220 A little fucking louder 0.99

00:00:38.380 To a happy song 0.99

00:00:40.940 I'll be alright

00:00:44.140 If you want to give all

00:00:47.820 Give it all that is good

00:00:51.820 Hello, good evening, welcome back, everyone

00:00:54.020 But if you sing along 0.97

00:00:57.940 A little fucking louder 0.99

00:01:00.700 To a happy song 0.99

00:01:02.760 Just dragged on too long, Phil

00:01:04.500 How are you guys doing?

00:01:08.040 It's Thursday, I guess

00:01:10.040 If that matters

00:01:12.780 I don't think it does

00:01:14.720 I don't think anybody cares

00:01:16.860 Or has for quite a while

00:01:19.580 Let's see

00:01:23.580 Yeah, it's the end of the month

00:01:25.660 It is

00:01:26.700 Yeah, the last day of the month for me anyway

00:01:29.220 So

00:01:30.720 Yeah, I'm just doing casual day now

00:01:33.160 I don't care

00:01:34.260 it's not Friday

00:01:37.860 but you know

00:01:38.620 might as well be

00:01:45.280 there's not really

00:01:46.180 any point in

00:01:47.120 dragging it out

00:01:51.000 or you know

00:01:52.560 fumbling it around

00:01:53.340 and trying to find

00:01:54.660 something to say

00:02:03.160 for the sake of saying it

00:02:04.060 because I just don't care

00:02:05.320 and you know

00:02:09.820 it's just

00:02:10.700 I started doing this

00:02:13.340 as basically a

00:02:14.440 kind of a bed session

00:02:16.940 like an echo

00:02:17.520 like a

00:02:18.160 like a

00:02:19.060 pressure

00:02:20.920 release

00:02:22.160 valve

00:02:22.860 chamber

00:02:23.420 thing

00:02:23.900 just for my own

00:02:25.800 something to do

00:02:27.500 kind of as a

00:02:29.380 hobby

00:02:30.020 and it

00:02:30.560 you know

00:02:30.900 kind of took off

00:02:31.500 but

00:02:31.740 Sort of.

00:02:35.840 But, you know, it was just however I, you know,

00:02:38.380 whatever I was thinking or feeling at any given time.

00:02:42.720 Initially, there was no, you know, expectations or,

00:02:46.900 you know, audience, you know, fan base.

00:02:50.340 You don't have anybody looking to you for anything, really.

00:02:57.720 So as the years go on, you know, that changes.

00:03:00.340 and you lose the luxury of being able to express yourself in certain ways, I guess.

00:03:11.020 Any way that's negative particularly.

00:03:13.300 Because you don't get to have bad days.

00:03:17.720 If you're in a position like that, you just don't.

00:03:22.180 If there's other people kind of relying on you or depending on you or something,

00:03:25.860 that's just how it is. 0.98

00:03:26.660 not something they advertise on the brochure all these people these fucking wannabe uh 0.99

00:03:32.380 wannabe leaders and stuff out there they don't uh i don't think they understand that but you're 0.90

00:03:38.220 yeah you're not allowed to basically even if you are especially if you are you're not allowed to

00:03:43.280 express that or impart that in any way because it's very destructive to the people around you

00:03:47.520 the people that are you know leaning on you relying on you or hoping you can you know provide

00:03:51.560 something for them, if you're, you know, kind of exuding that energy, it's just, it's, it's so

00:03:57.560 catastrophically bad. And in that case, it's better to just not say anything,

00:04:03.560 which is basically what I've done for quite a while. And to be honest, I have just not

00:04:12.540 enjoyed this. I've been forcing myself to do this for probably a year, at least,

00:04:19.120 Probably a good year or more, maybe longer, year and a half.

00:04:22.500 I don't know.

00:04:23.140 Quite a while.

00:04:27.780 And it's not that anything anyone did or said or anything like that.

00:04:34.700 It just, you know, I got to get my hands dirty.

00:04:43.660 I am not, I'm not, I'm not ever going to be happy just sitting around and talking in circles to, I mean, you know, no offense to you guys,

00:04:56.200 but the same, you know, handful of people over and over, around and around, day in, day out.

00:05:00.780 It's the same thing, over and over for years, six, seven years I've been at this now.

00:05:05.300 And it's largely the exact same group of people I've had from five years ago.

00:05:10.100 not that I'm not grateful for it

00:05:15.160 and didn't appreciate it and didn't have a good time

00:05:17.160 it just

00:05:17.580 the horse is not dead

00:05:24.580 it is smashed into

00:05:26.960 small tiny bone fragments which are

00:05:29.140 now dust

00:05:30.580 that when I step on them and try to

00:05:33.240 pound them some more the dust just

00:05:34.640 wafts up into my nasal cavity and causes me to

00:05:37.280 sneeze and choke and 0.58

00:05:39.020 I burn and stings my eyes and so on.

00:05:41.520 That's what it feels like, you know.

00:05:45.820 Ah.

00:05:48.100 And, you know, I was doing this three nights a week

00:05:50.220 for a long time because there was just a lot on my mind.

00:05:52.460 I had a lot I wanted to get off my chest.

00:05:53.740 There was a lot of energy and passion there

00:06:02.620 that I just don't have anymore, to be honest.

00:06:06.200 I just don't care

00:06:09.300 that's not right

00:06:11.460 that's not the right word

00:06:12.320 not that I don't care

00:06:13.120 I don't see the utility

00:06:14.540 I don't see the purpose

00:06:15.700 I don't see the point

00:06:16.420 I don't see the

00:06:17.500 upside

00:06:18.900 I don't see the

00:06:20.000 payoff

00:06:20.660 the benefit

00:06:21.120 like why

00:06:21.720 you know

00:06:24.020 because if you want to make money

00:06:29.580 there's a million

00:06:30.020 there's a lot of ways you can do that

00:06:31.260 I can make a lot more money

00:06:32.180 doing a lot of other things

00:06:33.120 it wasn't for that reason

00:06:35.620 And it was because there was something a little more extra to it,

00:06:41.740 something a little more new to it.

00:06:42.860 There was more – there was an avenue,

00:06:46.420 a kind of a road less traveled, let's say.

00:06:51.420 And it definitely went to some interesting places

00:06:55.720 all the way to the prime minister's desk and back a couple of times.

00:07:01.420 But, you know.

00:07:05.620 you can you can

00:07:20.560 well I mean I've I've definitely said this before you could put everything in into something

00:07:29.660 into a project into an idea into something but that doesn't mean you're gonna

00:07:34.100 get anywhere.

00:07:36.500 You have to if you want to.

00:07:38.000 If you want to have any chance, you have to

00:07:40.280 give it everything you got, or you're not

00:07:42.160 going to win. You're not going to get where you want to go.

00:07:45.440 So you have to

00:07:46.120 do that. But even if you do, that doesn't

00:07:47.640 guarantee anything.

00:07:53.700 I mean, to that

00:07:54.300 point, where are you trying to go? What are you trying

00:07:56.220 to achieve or accomplish? Nothing. I had

00:07:58.080 no real

00:08:00.200 objectives or goals or

00:08:02.180 anything. I was just mad.

00:08:04.100 Betrayed, upset, angry, heartbroken, frustrated, all those things.

00:08:12.020 And I still am largely to a big degree, but what does yelling into the void do about it anymore?

00:08:22.280 It might have been refreshing, different, shocking, you know, many different adjectives you could words.

00:08:28.920 Change of pace and tone for a lot of people five years ago, four years ago, three years ago.

00:08:37.120 Nobody cares anymore.

00:08:38.540 No one, not just me, no one is listening to anyone anywhere.

00:08:44.400 No one anywhere is listening to anything.

00:08:46.220 Everyone everywhere is walking around in their own universe waiting for their turn to talk.

00:08:52.340 And more or less totally self-obsessed.

00:08:55.460 And it's, you know.

00:08:58.920 It's like trying to, trying to explain this is like trying to explain.

00:09:05.860 I feel like I'm standing on the edge of a lake that is nearly dried up.

00:09:11.540 It's got like three feet of water in it.

00:09:15.460 And, you know, there's, there's a few dozen people there, you know, asking you why you're not fishing.

00:09:21.720 it's like I don't know how to explain

00:09:28.060 why I'm not

00:09:28.920 if it's

00:09:29.500 not obvious

00:09:32.160 I'm not going to make any

00:09:39.020 decision or determination

00:09:41.960 right now

00:09:42.920 off the cuff kind of thing about

00:09:45.720 the future how long I'm going to continue doing this

00:09:49.520 if I'm going to continue doing this

00:09:50.800 or anything like that today, tonight.

00:09:53.080 But pretty soon, I think it's going to be about that time.

00:10:00.300 I think we've had a good run.

00:10:02.940 I just don't – I'm not here for it anymore, unfortunately.

00:10:07.800 Maybe that will change, but I doubt it.

00:10:11.860 I just feel like the well has been mined or the vein has been mined,

00:10:18.380 the well is dry, the –

00:10:20.800 The crops have been harvested.

00:10:22.340 There's just really nothing left to do here.

00:10:25.820 A lot of the people that I have come to know that took a lot

00:10:38.940 or got a lot of enjoyment, entertainment, support, whatever, out of it,

00:10:44.060 they don't even listen to it anymore.

00:10:47.760 I don't even know who I'm talking to most of the time.

00:10:52.480 Almost all the time.

00:10:54.820 And, you know, how long can you talk to yourself

00:10:57.840 before you just go crazy?

00:11:06.200 It's probably not going to be one of those nights

00:11:08.880 where it's going to be a lot of fun.

00:11:12.120 I'm just going to be selfish, to be honest,

00:11:14.320 because that's what this was.

00:11:15.540 This was just, this was my personal, you know, tiny microscopic fragment of the internet where I could just say the things I wanted to say that I, you can't.

00:11:28.940 Because people like me are not allowed to exist.

00:11:37.180 No one's going to come out of their way to make sure you could stop you from existing necessarily, technically, sort of.

00:11:45.540 So it's more, it's like, you know, they'll say, we're not trying to starve you to death.

00:11:52.100 That's not happening.

00:11:53.060 You're just, every place you can buy food, you're just not allowed in there.

00:11:59.700 And you can't get a hunting license.

00:12:01.500 And you can't and you can't and you can't and you can't and you can't and so on.

00:12:07.460 So it's kind of really that's what was like.

00:12:09.200 It was very clear to me when I got out of the military that that was, this is how it is out here now.

00:12:13.360 and you know very quickly the you know any opportunities or avenues or paths you could

00:12:21.240 you could take are just closing or being eroded or closed right in front of you and there wasn't

00:12:30.040 much left to do except this i said i think i said uh years ago it was it was this or stand on the

00:12:37.480 street corner with a sign hand-painted sign like a you know like a crazy guy used to do

00:12:41.740 Just stand there screaming, because what else do you do?

00:12:44.440 At least with this, you can reach some people, some thousands of people, I guess.

00:12:51.240 But like I said, I need to get my hands dirty.

00:12:58.780 I've always been the, you know, and I always cringe when I think of myself this way,

00:13:06.000 because it doesn't, you know, necessarily feel true.

00:13:09.380 sometimes it's like imposter syndrome, I guess.

00:13:13.240 It's just, I've always been like that, but things don't always look the way you expect

00:13:21.820 them to, but you know, I'm just, I'm, I'm a warrior type guy.

00:13:26.440 That's just, I need to get in there.

00:13:29.400 I need to, I need to have, do something that is.

00:13:32.840 meaningful

00:13:37.240 and

00:13:39.320 to me.

00:13:46.200 And, you know,

00:13:47.120 it is challenging and has those, you know,

00:13:49.360 kind of rewards on the other end. But this is neither of those, any of those things anymore.

00:13:53.160 If it ever was. It's just very,

00:13:56.580 it's just

00:13:57.260 sitting here watching this dumpster fire

00:14:02.860 with no ability to do anything about it.

00:14:08.740 You know, six, seven years of this.

00:14:12.060 It takes a toll on you for sure.

00:14:15.960 And the amount of people that's

00:14:17.700 my education in people has been immense.

00:14:24.700 I've probably

00:14:25.400 learned more about people in the last

00:14:27.380 six years, seven years, since I got out of the Army

00:14:29.280 then, the rest of my life combined

00:14:30.600 and probably the rest,

00:14:33.460 you know, after today

00:14:36.440 forward probably

00:14:37.480 still won't be able to

00:14:39.180 compare to the

00:14:41.560 lessons and the

00:14:42.460 experiences I've had over the last six, seven

00:14:45.540 years to where just 0.97

00:14:46.260 people are shitty 0.88

00:14:54.500 generally 0.98

00:14:56.820 and again I'm really

00:15:03.320 grateful for all of you guys for the audience

00:15:05.080 for the support for the friends and

00:15:07.500 everything I've

00:15:09.460 gained along the way

00:15:10.940 but it comes at a cost

00:15:12.600 it's not all chocolate cakes and high fives

00:15:14.840 and rainbows and bowls of Lucky Charms. 1.00

00:15:19.940 There's been a lot of bullshit 1.00

00:15:22.400 that people don't see because, again, 1.00

00:15:24.460 you don't talk about it.

00:15:27.800 Why? That's what they want. 0.77

00:15:29.380 You don't broadcast

00:15:30.520 when your enemies are having

00:15:35.780 a positive effect on something you're doing.

00:15:39.600 It just reinforces the behavior.

00:15:41.120 It draws more attention to it.

00:15:43.620 You just don't.

00:15:45.600 That doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

00:15:54.440 And, again, it's nothing particular.

00:15:59.180 It just, I don't know, man, it's at that stage. 0.99

00:16:02.660 It's really hard to give a shit. 0.99

00:16:05.020 How about the day-to-day, just sitting here to say what? 1.00

00:16:14.840 I feel like we're all just doing it out of habit.

00:16:17.080 I think you guys are just here out of habit.

00:16:19.420 I'm here out of habit.

00:16:20.700 We're all just in this routine

00:16:22.180 of sitting here and commiserating

00:16:25.680 in the whatever this is supposed to be,

00:16:30.060 this place.

00:16:33.640 And, uh, you know, you draw,

00:16:34.900 you do get some,

00:16:39.020 I don't know what the right word is,

00:16:41.680 relief, I guess, from having a peer group, from having something

00:16:46.440 to identify with for people that share your

00:16:50.600 concerns, your thoughts, your anxieties, your

00:16:52.640 hopes, and so on.

00:16:58.620 But, you know,

00:17:00.020 that's nice.

00:17:04.180 It's a nice thing to have. But again, it's not enough.

00:17:07.320 I don't want to just sit around

00:17:10.420 and talk forever

00:17:12.220 which is a lot of what I've been doing

00:17:14.540 for years

00:17:15.060 and it's hard to get anywhere

00:17:27.040 because nobody will work with you

00:17:28.480 when you're somebody like me

00:17:29.200 I'm too scary

00:17:29.880 I can't even

00:17:34.040 I mean

00:17:34.660 I probably will at some point 0.99

00:17:37.320 I'll just burn everybody

00:17:38.540 because I've made many mentions over the years

00:17:41.120 to like

00:17:41.560 you'd be surprised

00:17:42.800 the type of people who would be in my inbox

00:17:44.380 and DMs and stuff

00:17:45.240 and trying to

00:17:45.760 get info on this

00:17:50.260 or talk to that

00:17:51.020 or whatever

00:17:51.760 but

00:17:52.220 at the end of the day

00:17:58.660 99%

00:18:02.280 I'm only just saying

00:18:06.360 it's not 100

00:18:07.020 because

00:18:07.580 I know me

00:18:08.700 and I know like

00:18:10.240 a tiny

00:18:10.940 handful

00:18:11.920 of other people

00:18:12.880 out of

00:18:14.180 hundreds

00:18:14.880 thousands

00:18:15.380 that

00:18:15.980 aren't just

00:18:17.740 totally self-interested

00:18:19.280 I mean

00:18:20.480 it's an entertainment industry

00:18:21.460 at the end of the day

00:18:22.140 isn't it

00:18:22.500 and who does that

00:18:23.560 that attracts people

00:18:24.400 that are

00:18:24.740 you know

00:18:25.760 they like to

00:18:26.800 you know

00:18:27.180 be in front of a screen

00:18:28.440 be in front of a microphone

00:18:29.220 be you know

00:18:29.720 be the center of attention

00:18:30.880 And that's not what I grew up wanting to be.

00:18:33.460 I wanted to grow up and be a soldier. 0.99

00:18:37.240 Until it turned out that that was bullshit, 1.00

00:18:39.540 which was pretty tough to swallow. 0.99

00:18:44.740 And this was a hobby.

00:18:46.360 This was something I was doing because I don't know what else to do with myself right now. 0.99

00:18:54.380 And you find yourself in a world where all these other fucking people think, 0.97

00:19:00.100 Like we're peers or something. 0.99

00:19:02.560 Like, no, I'm not an Internet guy, okay?

00:19:06.120 I'm a real-life guy basically LARPing on the Internet,

00:19:11.060 and there's a whole bunch of Internet people LARPing as men

00:19:14.660 who at the end are just, they're, women too, 0.97

00:19:19.800 and they just, you know, they want clicks,

00:19:22.460 they want profile hits, they want downloads,

00:19:25.160 they want a piece of your audience,

00:19:26.260 they want this, they want that, 0.98

00:19:27.140 They want some, they, you know, it's, it's all just a big fucking game of musical chairs 0.97

00:19:37.360 and you know, that's fair and that's fine. 0.96

00:19:41.280 That's the industry.

00:19:42.180 If you're, you know, Jimmy Fallon or something, if you're doing that kind of thing, but it's

00:19:51.080 very disheartening and 0.96

00:19:52.840 speaks to how shitty 0.99

00:19:56.520 the average person is 0.99

00:20:02.020 that

00:20:02.500 you know you think

00:20:03.280 they would stay away from stuff that matters

00:20:05.160 if you're that kind of person

00:20:07.260 you know you want to just do

00:20:08.820 look at me look at me look at me

00:20:11.440 well then go do commentating

00:20:13.380 on sports

00:20:14.280 go stream video games

00:20:17.120 there's a million

00:20:18.540 things that people can do

00:20:20.460 that is just mindless entertainment which is that's where all the money is anyway but for

00:20:26.240 some reason uh this kind of space is just filled up with like budget discount versions of that

00:20:33.040 where people pretend and kind of throw on a costume and occupy this space as someone who's

00:20:39.260 uh truly passionately you know concerned and devoted to the issues of our time but that's 0.97

00:20:48.180 not true they're concerned with the fucking clicks and the views and the that kind of you

00:20:55.940 know this is just the avenue they've chosen to get there because yeah there's a there's 0.95

00:21:00.900 all there's an audience for anything if you you could go uh go get into the 0.89

00:21:04.680 fucking underwater basket weaving world i'm sure there's a whole portion of the internet 0.91

00:21:08.340 dedicated to that but i mean and i shouldn't be shocked i guess i was kind of naive i was 0.97

00:21:16.280 still kind of an idealist. When I left the military, I

00:21:18.100 believed in a lot of

00:21:20.160 things that weren't real.

00:21:29.380 I should have known better

00:21:30.340 because, hey, politicians can do it. 0.76

00:21:33.500 Lie, pretend,

00:21:34.540 put on fake, you know,

00:21:36.000 say one thing, you mean something

00:21:38.460 else.

00:21:40.860 They can do it. They do it all the time.

00:21:42.380 They're doing it every day, and they'll continue to do it because that's who

00:21:44.480 they are. They're pieces of shit. 1.00

00:21:46.660 And a lot of these other people just talking on the Internet, 1.00

00:21:50.780 they would, they want to be politicians.

00:21:54.980 They just don't know how.

00:21:55.820 They don't know how to, they're not good at it. 0.93

00:21:58.500 They're not smart enough.

00:21:59.380 Which is, imagine.

00:22:01.340 Imagine someone telling you you're not smart enough to be a politician.

00:22:05.920 You know, but that's largely the case. 0.99

00:22:08.880 That's what a lot of these fucking influencer bro people are doing. 1.00

00:22:14.480 And it's disgusting. 0.99

00:22:15.640 Like, you don't have the humility to even acknowledge, realize, internalize, or just, you know, notification read, at least. 1.00

00:22:38.180 You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 0.94

00:22:40.000 But they sat, a lot of them, whether you sit down, I'm not, and again, I'm not speaking about anybody in particular. 0.99

00:22:49.520 I could, there's fucking no shortage of them. 0.90

00:22:53.140 It doesn't matter. 0.99

00:22:53.980 They're all basically the same person.

00:22:55.240 Again, it's just an avenue they found to get attention to find some kind of success, which means money and clicks and things and views and blah, blah, blah.

00:23:02.380 And they just persist with it.

00:23:03.680 Even though they don't believe in any of it, they don't really know what they're talking about.

00:23:07.160 It has very real effects on the ground in our world, 0.99

00:23:12.520 like all these people who are shilling for the fucking conservative party 0.99

00:23:15.160 or shilling for the fucking PPC or any of this politics stuff. 0.99

00:23:19.740 I spent six years, more or less. 0.99

00:23:27.780 I might have spent a year and change.

00:23:29.920 I was like, it's worth a shot.

00:23:32.400 Might as well.

00:23:33.260 We didn't know what would happen, so we gave it a shot. 1.00

00:23:34.760 I'll support these fucking purple dicks for a little while until, you know, 1.00

00:23:38.860 and it's all the same, you know. 1.00

00:23:41.680 And score as a people that I've been, I guess,

00:23:47.500 just mindlessly entertaining.

00:23:48.940 I guess just mindlessly entertaining. 0.98

00:23:52.200 For years, didn't ever hear a fucking word I said or anyone. 0.94

00:23:59.560 And as soon as the keys are jingly, as soon as anything shiny, 0.98

00:24:03.980 and they're just right back in there

00:24:05.860 we got to get the libs out 0.95

00:24:08.060 we got to vote for PP

00:24:09.700 oh Max Bernier

00:24:11.040 I

00:24:15.260 feel like one of those

00:24:16.600 like

00:24:17.220 those teachers you know who just

00:24:21.760 can't be bothered anymore

00:24:23.160 they gave up 20 years ago they're just drinking

00:24:25.940 at work now English teachers

00:24:28.100 half in the bag at 2 o'clock in the afternoon

00:24:29.760 Mr. Williams you didn't mark

00:24:33.780 my turn paper i what who are you uh what do you want c plus b minus whatever you didn't even look

00:24:41.080 at it i don't need to look at it i don't care no one cares i'm not going to read it principle's

00:24:46.040 not going to read it your employers aren't going to read it the college you apply for

00:24:49.060 it's all just it's all fake it's all just 1.00

00:24:52.880 draw draw a picture of you taking a shit and that can be your your book report i don't care 1.00

00:25:02.980 because it's meaningless because, you know what? 1.00

00:25:06.140 You guys are all using, oh, just kids now, 0.71

00:25:07.800 you're all just using chat GPT to do your homework anyway.

00:25:15.920 This is how I know we're close to the end of this,

00:25:21.260 our way of life even being possible anymore.

00:25:25.300 It's getting real close to the end 0.98

00:25:26.540 because when so many people don't give a shit anymore 0.99

00:25:29.460 and don't try and don't care 0.98

00:25:32.120 And the rules don't matter.

00:25:33.360 And there's no justice and there's no.

00:25:36.780 The,

00:25:37.520 the way all of this works at all is because there's usually a minority,

00:25:43.220 10 to 15% of that are doing most of the work,

00:25:47.300 most of the heavy lifting,

00:25:48.700 most of the long hours,

00:25:49.900 most of the sacrifice to make it possible for everyone else.

00:25:52.980 But when,

00:25:54.080 when so many people are just checked out,

00:25:56.740 they,

00:25:57.200 they start to go to,

00:25:58.440 and then guess,

00:25:59.740 guess what happens?

00:26:00.500 The whole thing comes down.

00:26:01.500 And that's right around the corner, I think.

00:26:05.880 I'm waiting for the chief of police to just be like,

00:26:10.980 we'll just do it over Zoom.

00:26:13.560 Do we need police stations?

00:26:17.520 You know?

00:26:20.000 Do I have to be there?

00:26:21.860 I'm just going to want to wear sweatpants all day.

00:26:31.500 And there's nothing wrong with it.

00:26:34.820 There's nothing wrong with entertaining people.

00:26:36.460 It's a legitimate job.

00:26:41.100 It's hard to do.

00:26:42.660 It's stressful.

00:26:43.800 It's exhausting.

00:26:45.420 It's something that you can't just do the same thing over and over again.

00:26:51.100 You know, you're going to tell some jokes.

00:26:53.100 Like you got to come up with new ones every month.

00:26:55.400 If you're on the road or something, forever.

00:26:59.500 If it's not new, nobody cares.

00:27:01.100 same with music artists and entertainers and like it's tough um

00:27:07.480 and that that would be great that would this it would be great if I really loved doing it but I

00:27:15.320 don't

00:27:15.660 I was curious to see how I would feel about it doing the tour and stuff and you know just

00:27:23.420 doing stand-up and doing you know live but I'm so desensitized and cold-blooded now that I

00:27:30.840 I don't know nothing really

00:27:33.760 nothing really does it for me anymore

00:27:36.420 once you've

00:27:39.580 I think I've just

00:27:42.680 been through too much

00:27:44.920 you know

00:27:45.700 I'm too desensitized now

00:28:00.840 a big part of this

00:28:02.280 the biggest part

00:28:04.520 I would say

00:28:05.380 and

00:28:07.580 if someone asked me

00:28:10.380 no one's going to

00:28:11.220 because no one cares

00:28:11.940 why

00:28:14.240 why any of this succeeded at all

00:28:16.200 in the first place

00:28:16.840 what made this different

00:28:18.200 why am I any different

00:28:19.060 than the

00:28:19.500 15,000 other people

00:28:21.520 sitting here 0.99

00:28:21.980 like some loser 1.00

00:28:23.240 in front of 1.00

00:28:23.660 him

00:28:24.460 talking to

00:28:26.040 you know

00:28:26.840 the void

00:28:27.320 what was the difference

00:28:29.520 well

00:28:29.880 it's it's the heart it's the it's the passion the energy that you have

00:28:37.160 uh for a thing

00:28:39.040 that's that's i think what did it but what are you doing that goes away

00:28:46.360 we don't have that anymore then how do you continue

00:28:50.340 because it's not the same thing

00:28:51.680 and I don't want to be somebody just is mailing it in you know just for the sake of it

00:29:02.180 for a you know couple hundred bucks it's

00:29:05.220 ridiculous uh your time is the most valuable thing that you have

00:29:10.320 and there's not enough of it and it goes way too fast and you can never get it back 1.00

00:29:15.360 And to spend a lot of time doing something you don't want to be doing, especially you don't have to be doing it, is just stupid. 0.99

00:29:26.720 And I've largely out of guilt. 0.99

00:29:29.800 I've been carrying on largely out of guilt, out of feeling responsible for other people's entertainment or support.

00:29:40.220 Just so they don't feel alone

00:29:44.300 All these things

00:29:45.760 Also out of a sense of

00:29:50.040 what am I going to do instead

00:29:51.820 I have no idea

00:29:52.980 Not like I can

00:29:58.140 or I'm allowed to do anything

00:29:59.760 They've made that quite impossible

00:30:01.200 I could be an actual

00:30:03.380 terrorist, that's always on the table

00:30:04.800 It's not like CESIS or the police

00:30:07.260 or any people, like if I actually

00:30:08.940 if I woke up tomorrow and said,

00:30:11.140 now I'm going to be a terrorist for real.

00:30:12.840 That's actually what I'm going to do. 0.99

00:30:14.020 None of you people could fucking stop me. 0.99

00:30:16.260 None of you. 1.00

00:30:16.880 You wouldn't see it coming. 0.99

00:30:18.000 You wouldn't know what the fuck to do. 0.97

00:30:25.900 I'm not saying I want to do that. 0.98

00:30:27.240 It's just I could.

00:30:28.360 It's one of the only career options

00:30:30.600 I have left.

00:30:31.420 have you seen the people running this country

00:30:40.040 you guys find a uh a motive for gabriel wartman yet 0.99

00:30:48.960 it's fucking 0.94

00:30:51.820 five years ago now 0.98

00:30:55.500 old man denturist on the loop yeah he couldn't handle him he was just too

00:31:02.260 powerful he's basically rambo

00:31:03.760 the canadian security state is the biggest paper tiger in the world

00:31:11.420 in the western world it's a joke it's a complete joke

00:31:16.280 it's held together by bubble gum and hopes and

00:31:21.040 wishes and

00:31:23.000 drawings of little girls held, you know,

00:31:27.360 little girls drawings held on refrigerators with magnets.

00:31:30.760 That's pretty much what's keeping everybody safe in Canada.

00:31:34.660 So nothing, pretty much nothing.

00:31:39.400 And they'll say,

00:31:40.940 oh, you had any idea? 0.98

00:31:42.740 Well, you didn't even know what we fucking... 1.00

00:31:44.480 Yes, I do. 0.99

00:31:45.520 Yes, I do.

00:31:46.400 I work there.

00:31:47.620 I'm aware.

00:31:48.560 We have very, very little threats at all.

00:31:51.560 We're a doormat country.

00:31:53.000 and everyone comes here to rob us.

00:31:55.480 They don't need to hurt us or attack,

00:31:57.020 because we'll just give it to them.

00:31:58.860 We'll just give it to them.

00:31:59.940 We gave them Brampton.

00:32:00.940 We gave them Lake Louise.

00:32:02.240 We gave them Surrey.

00:32:03.720 We gave them Parliament.

00:32:05.080 We gave them the money.

00:32:06.420 We gave them our statues.

00:32:07.540 We gave them...

00:32:07.920 What did we not give them?

00:32:09.920 We'll give anything to anyone.

00:32:11.260 All you got to do is ask.

00:32:12.820 And if we even look like we might say no,

00:32:14.860 just call them racist.

00:32:15.980 Just say they might be racist,

00:32:17.300 and you watch out, Canada will just bend over real hard,

00:32:20.940 and we'll give it to you.

00:32:23.500 So, we've not ever really needed a security state.

00:32:29.340 We don't need a military.

00:32:30.700 We don't really even, until recently, we didn't even really need police.

00:32:34.660 We haven't really had any crime.

00:32:38.000 And now that we're in actual danger, they don't know what to do.

00:32:42.620 They're not equipped with it.

00:32:43.840 They've never dealt with it.

00:32:44.800 They have no idea.

00:32:47.460 None of the senior leadership and the military and the police and the government, none of them have any clue what they're doing.

00:32:53.000 And there are monsters coming and it's just going to get it's going to get bad.

00:32:59.320 It's bad now compared to when I was a kid, compared to when my dad was a kid and his dad.

00:33:04.340 I mean, it's an unrecognizable place.

00:33:06.200 It's an, this country is unrecognizable from 20 years ago.

00:33:09.220 graduated high school in 2004

00:33:22.600 20 years later I don't know where I am

00:33:24.700 some of the scenery

00:33:29.900 and architecture and

00:33:32.400 the road signs

00:33:34.720 stuff like that

00:33:35.720 looks

00:33:37.720 like home but

00:33:40.980 it doesn't feel like home

00:33:43.540 and it hasn't

00:33:45.020 for a long

00:33:47.720 time

00:33:48.040 and it feels further away

00:33:51.600 every day

00:33:52.460 and no one in any

00:34:01.920 position to do

00:34:03.720 so or could do so

00:34:05.220 has any idea how to fix that

00:34:08.520 Or if they even recognize it's a problem anyway because they're, you know, living in their own echo chambers and gilded cages and ivory towers and silver spoons in their mouths and up their butts and everything else.

00:34:18.720 Getting paid a quarter million dollars by foreign governments to go on lavish vacations and trips to Thailand and all these.

00:34:25.120 But

00:34:32.940 The circumstances

00:34:35.100 The names

00:34:36.060 The numbers are a little different

00:34:39.320 The core of the story

00:34:41.420 Is they're corrupt 0.99

00:34:43.380 And they're stealing

00:34:44.480 That's been true my entire life

00:34:47.660 So

00:34:49.000 Is this what I do?

00:34:50.880 I sit here and state the obvious over and over again

00:34:53.440 Forever

00:34:54.960 to other people who also

00:34:57.380 know that it is obvious

00:34:59.020 and

00:35:01.520 and, you know

00:35:06.700 and there's

00:35:11.980 I mean, there's no shortage

00:35:14.480 six, seven years ago

00:35:18.080 this kind of thing didn't really exist

00:35:20.960 I mean, it did, but not like it is now

00:35:24.960 it was kind of a new foreign strange concept

00:35:28.660 that nobody even really

00:35:29.620 well, not nobody, but

00:35:30.900 the mass population

00:35:34.500 didn't really understand

00:35:37.260 as a medium

00:35:39.580 as a

00:35:43.320 yeah, as a medium

00:35:44.700 and now

00:35:47.200 not only do they understand it

00:35:48.400 it's so proliferated and overabundant

00:35:50.900 with

00:35:51.240 10 million, I mean, throw a stick

00:35:55.200 Throw a stick into the, you're going to hit 19 podcasts covering the same thing.

00:35:59.960 Just for example, I remember when I first started kind of wading into this a little bit,

00:36:05.260 I wondered, you know, maybe I could do, like, a, I just do, like, a military-themed thing.

00:36:10.140 You know, I'll just talk to, like, other, other vets and, you know, that kind of stuff,

00:36:13.800 because I don't think anybody out there is doing that.

00:36:15.560 I haven't seen anything like that.

00:36:17.260 Buddy, there's 27,000 Green Beret podcasts just under my desk.

00:36:22.740 Like, what do you want to know?

00:36:23.640 It's everywhere, everything all the time.

00:36:26.380 So, like, never mind this.

00:36:29.800 I'm not saying anything anybody else isn't.

00:36:42.000 It's different when you're trying to beat the horse to death by yourself.

00:36:45.180 But now that there's 2,700 other guys slamming away at the same horse,

00:36:50.240 I kind of just want to...

00:36:52.240 Will anybody notice if I'm not here?

00:36:54.280 Can I leave?

00:36:55.540 Am I done?

00:36:57.320 Is my work done?

00:36:58.680 Because I...

00:37:01.000 It's been a long haul.

00:37:05.640 I think you guys can take it from here, I think.

00:37:08.060 Seems like everybody's kind of got the gist of things, more or less.

00:37:12.040 Or until an election comes, and then all of a sudden, they don't.

00:37:19.760 But...

00:37:20.120 I don't know.

00:37:21.300 I don't know what I'm trying to say.

00:37:22.380 I'm just talking because it's what this is.

00:37:25.320 And that's what it was always supposed to be.

00:37:26.980 And that's all it was ever meant to be.

00:37:28.840 And it's probably my own fault for letting other people try to influence me

00:37:31.640 or suggest things or want like...

00:37:38.380 Hey man, you want to do it?

00:37:43.440 You go do it.

00:37:44.800 You go ahead, don't be stopping you.

00:37:50.740 And it's a lot of people

00:37:59.120 that just want to be entertained for free, which

00:38:01.040 human nature, I guess.

00:38:11.540 Why wouldn't you?

00:38:13.260 I still, I mean, I still steal music.

00:38:18.180 Like it's Napster.

00:38:21.180 I haven't paid for a song and I don't even know.

00:38:26.040 I don't even know.

00:38:30.160 They've got them now.

00:38:32.360 The Mounties are coming now.

00:38:34.600 Unauthorized MP3s.

00:38:35.920 I'm going to get, you know, charged into oblivion for that now.

00:38:41.900 You know.

00:38:42.580 I guess it's just, it's difficult when you,

00:38:51.400 you kind of build something on the strength of your, you know,

00:38:57.980 your passion for something.

00:39:03.200 And then when it goes away,

00:39:06.660 it gets tough to do all of a sudden.

00:39:10.620 So what now?

00:39:12.020 I don't know.

00:39:14.300 I don't know.

00:39:15.180 I mean, there is still the,

00:39:27.360 the club and everything is going to take a lot of my time going forward as well.

00:39:32.900 So, and I, at least I enjoy that.

00:39:37.400 It costs me a lot of money.

00:39:39.320 I don't make anything doing that.

00:39:42.100 But, you know,

00:39:44.940 it's a hell of a lot more satisfying and impactful.

00:39:48.500 And then, you know, sitting here in the dark by myself,

00:39:53.540 yelling at strangers,

00:39:54.960 yelling at people who aren't listening and don't care.

00:39:57.120 so they can, you know,

00:39:59.880 the same 20 guys can throw me 20 bucks.

00:40:03.980 I don't know.

00:40:10.780 Part of it's probably, too, that I'm 39.

00:40:18.700 39.

00:40:19.460 Is this what I want to be doing forever?

00:40:23.620 I don't know.

00:40:26.240 I don't know.

00:40:27.120 It would probably be different if I perceived or assessed that

00:40:41.320 there was any positive progress in any direction

00:40:49.360 that I cared about at all, but there isn't.

00:40:51.600 I mean, you've been...

00:40:59.600 And this is just the spitefulness.

00:41:02.160 This is just the Scottish-Danish, you know, Scotch-Irish... 0.73

00:41:05.800 come on, Catherine, kind of stubbornness that I have, that, you know, most sane people would

00:41:12.140 have packed it in five years ago.

00:41:14.540 Um, but I'm not one of those people.

00:41:17.720 Just because you can't, you can't win.

00:41:19.920 Like, it's mathematically impossible.

00:41:22.100 if by, you know, winning, if what you want or what you perceive is winning to be is like, let's say, I don't know,

00:41:32.220 you reach some level of social influence that you can actually start to...

00:41:38.300 start to wrestle with some things, with some people, with some ideas, and actually be able to have an impact on the outcome.

00:41:46.880 Um, I guess, uh, you're not allowed to do that.

00:41:50.920 And you'll never be allowed to do that.

00:41:52.060 If you're, you know, somebody on our team, it's just not how it works, because the enemy holds all the keys to all the doors,

00:41:56.960 all the cameras, all the microphones, more importantly, all the bank accounts, you can't win without any money.

00:42:02.420 And they have all the money, and you're not allowed to have any.

00:42:04.380 without a substantial amount of money

00:42:09.660 and a network to deliver a message at scale.

00:42:16.760 Like, why do you think they put,

00:42:18.640 is it billions of dollars a year into CBC,

00:42:22.680 something no one watches and no one likes

00:42:24.260 and no one appreciates, but it serves a purpose.

00:42:28.000 It serves a purpose of delivering a message at scale

00:42:30.800 to a lot of people, whether they like it or not,

00:42:33.240 they're going to hear it and that's what it's for without that you can't compete and uh they'll just

00:42:39.940 freeze you out which is what they do they ban you from everything you're i don't know how many things

00:42:43.040 i've been banned from everything basically uh i can't even have my face on youtube i created a

00:42:48.360 channel a while ago i didn't upload anything to it i just had it i thought and my sincere uh

00:42:56.160 idea for that was

00:42:59.420 I think for this

00:43:00.620 what I might do is I'm just

00:43:02.840 gonna I have lots of 0.89

00:43:04.840 silly thoughts and 1.00

00:43:05.800 stupid ideas in the 1.00

00:43:08.800 run of a day is just the way my mind works I'm just 1.00

00:43:10.520 you know I'm comedically inclined

00:43:12.840 and I would just make 1.00

00:43:14.800 silly funny dumb shit to 1.00

00:43:16.760 upload 1.00

00:43:17.120 you know just a couple minutes nothing

00:43:20.840 everything's

00:43:22.960 above board there's no you know I wouldn't even swear

00:43:24.840 at it maybe necessarily or something no reason to

00:43:28.620 there would be no reason to

00:43:32.520 ban any of that that was my plan I was just

00:43:35.660 juggling a couple of ideas around and I had a couple of notes of things I wanted

00:43:40.440 but I didn't get to that they banned it before I could even do that

00:43:43.240 so it's like you know

00:43:47.040 it's not what you said or how you said

00:43:50.600 it it's you it's that you exist

00:43:55.080 It's that you're alive and making noise.

00:43:57.980 And we don't like that at all.

00:43:59.560 We'd rather you just be silent, like dead, like no breathing, no heartbeat.

00:44:03.920 Just that's what they want, which is why they take away your bank accounts and things like this.

00:44:07.820 So you can't feed yourself or your children.

00:44:13.060 So when you can't.

00:44:17.200 Like when they mean echo chamber, they mean it when you're in there, you're in there.

00:44:19.920 you're not really allowed to get beyond

00:44:23.580 there without permission from the machine 1.00

00:44:25.760 which is why, and I don't believe this stupid 0.99

00:44:28.940 you guys know Ian Carroll 1.00

00:44:34.160 hey, he's got a mustache

00:44:35.080 everyone with, every man with a mustache knows every other man with a mustache

00:44:38.260 that's how it works, we all have, there's a group chat

00:44:41.200 you're not in it obviously because you know the mustache

00:44:42.780 he's an American guy, he started doing

00:44:47.420 I think videos on like the Wall Street Silver GameStop, I think it was it was that GameStop

00:44:54.780 silliness a few years ago. That's how we started making videos on Instagram and stuff. And then

00:45:01.020 that, you know, hey, stock market's a crazy place, a lot of money involved, a lot of certain

00:45:06.500 characters and figures. And one thing led to another. And he's talking about Epstein and,

00:45:12.600 you know, all that kind of stuff.

00:45:13.440 But he's recently, he's been on, you know,

00:45:16.640 basically every big show there is.

00:45:22.100 Which is interesting.

00:45:24.120 And some people have noticed in one of them

00:45:27.320 he was wearing the little red string bracelet on his wrist.

00:45:31.020 Like, ah, it's a Kabbalah bracelet.

00:45:32.640 Well, that is what they are known as.

00:45:37.480 Is that what it is?

00:45:38.400 I don't know. 0.53

00:45:39.040 Who the hell knows?

00:45:40.640 There's no way to know.

00:45:41.640 And that's a symptom of the paranoia that people go through, which is understandable.

00:45:47.820 Once you find out most of what you've been told is a lie, it becomes very difficult to have a lot of trust or faith in anything.

00:45:54.140 But you have to draw the line somewhere. 0.71

00:45:55.400 People get stuck in this pattern, and they become what is known as spurds, where everything is a PSYOP, and everybody's in on the thing, and birds aren't real, and that fucking water hydrant wasn't there before, I think the CIA put that there.

00:46:15.400 You know, those people, it's because they can never reach a conclusion where, okay, it's this.

00:46:24.200 Because if they get there, like, okay, it's this.

00:46:26.740 Or is it?

00:46:28.660 Actually, it's this.

00:46:30.180 Or is it?

00:46:31.260 And it just, they can never be certain.

00:46:33.600 They're broken mentally.

00:46:34.700 Their confidence has been destroyed and they're just completely spinning forever.

00:46:39.440 They become like a spinning top.

00:46:40.540 But anyway

00:46:43.520 That's what they're you know with Ian

00:46:45.780 Carroll I don't think he's

00:46:47.000 I don't think so pretty sure he's mostly what

00:46:49.780 He looks like but for whatever reason

00:46:51.500 This part I do know to be

00:46:53.640 Odd

00:46:55.300 Is 0.88

00:46:56.120 David Icke is somebody who's been around a very long time

00:46:59.640 Derek actually talked to him years ago

00:47:01.060 Which I thought was cool

00:47:02.240 And I mean David knows as well as anybody

00:47:05.480 I saw a tweet from him one day

00:47:07.460 I don't think it was about Carroll it might have been

00:47:10.540 someone. Just remarking

00:47:12.760 that like

00:47:13.320 he's watching all these people just go, this guy's great

00:47:16.660 and that guy's... And David is like...

00:47:18.760 Because when you're older,

00:47:20.440 David's got to be... Is he 80? He's in his 70s

00:47:22.800 or something, right?

00:47:24.120 I'm only 39, but you

00:47:26.600 forget that people

00:47:28.300 that haven't been here on this ride

00:47:30.760 with you the whole time have no idea what you're talking

00:47:32.760 about. And every... What do they say? A sucker's 0.79

00:47:34.660 born every minute. There's new people every 1.00

00:47:36.320 second. Another wave of people that

00:47:38.660 Don't know anything.

00:47:40.880 And he was like.

00:47:43.400 I thought we knew that like this is all controlled.

00:47:47.900 Like you don't get to talk unless someone allows it.

00:47:54.980 You don't get to run for president unless you unless you're allowed to.

00:48:04.580 Ron Paul.

00:48:05.500 Ron Paul.

00:48:07.040 You know let's beat that horse some more. 0.94

00:48:13.140 It was like one of the most popular people in the election in the race in America.

00:48:17.980 None of the newspapers printed his name or his face.

00:48:20.220 They hid buried everything censored everything.

00:48:22.560 They deleted votes from the whole county.

00:48:27.640 Oh but Trump's a real rebel.

00:48:29.600 He is.

00:48:30.520 He's different.

00:48:33.320 Is he.

00:48:35.500 or, I had a theory before,

00:48:39.120 maybe he just got the drop on the rest of them

00:48:42.120 and he's now the top criminal

00:48:44.120 because he has all the tapes.

00:48:49.700 You know why?

00:48:50.120 That's just my theory.

00:48:51.080 I don't know.

00:48:51.440 I don't know what's going on,

00:48:53.000 but when something doesn't make sense,

00:48:55.500 I try to think of, well, what would make sense?

00:48:59.220 What would, what has to, like, okay,

00:49:01.580 here's the White House, Trump and all of them.

00:49:05.500 here's all the uh pedophile island stuff that should blow the worldwide open end up destroying

00:49:11.680 Israel in a massive world war where everyone invades Israel and wipes it off the face of the 0.99

00:49:15.740 earth that's what should happen but it's not for some reason and no one's saying anything and no

00:49:20.700 one's exposing anybody and it's just there's a void something happens between here and here

00:49:26.480 and it just fell off and it fell into a black hole

00:49:29.980 How

00:49:32.220 So then how do you explain

00:49:34.520 What is

00:49:35.700 Well there's a lot of pictures of him

00:49:41.160 With the guy

00:49:42.480 Like dozens of them

00:49:43.820 With Epstein

00:49:45.020 Before he was convicted

00:49:46.780 After he was convicted

00:49:47.740 It's 1.00

00:49:50.900 You're an idiot 1.00

00:49:52.280 If you think he didn't know anything 1.00

00:49:54.260 About anything

00:49:55.360 I had no idea

00:49:59.080 I wasn't even paying attention.

00:50:00.420 Okay.

00:50:07.380 Think of it like the mafia.

00:50:10.660 You know what the mafia is?

00:50:12.780 Honest.

00:50:13.700 You know what organized crime is?

00:50:15.500 Honest.

00:50:21.580 You know what the difference between the Hells Angels

00:50:23.560 and the government of Canada is?

00:50:26.120 One of them is not lying about who they are.

00:50:28.860 Am I wrong?

00:50:38.560 They pretend that they're not that thing,

00:50:40.900 but they are that thing.

00:50:42.520 So, I mean, that's just another world of, you know,

00:50:46.780 team sports led by some somebody,

00:50:51.660 some head of the family, whatever.

00:50:55.100 He's on top right now.

00:50:56.500 How did he get there?

00:50:57.520 Don't know.

00:50:59.020 Because they just cheated last time and wiped out.

00:51:01.400 What happened?

00:51:02.080 We don't know what's going on behind the scenes.

00:51:03.760 Who owes who money?

00:51:05.540 Of all the Trump fans out there,

00:51:08.180 ask how many of them know who Sheldon Adelson is.

00:51:10.800 Who?

00:51:11.440 What?

00:51:11.840 Yeah.

00:51:13.160 He's just the guy that bought Trump.

00:51:15.760 He bought him like he was on sale at a tax auction.

00:51:20.940 Trump was bankrupt.

00:51:23.060 Like finished, over, done skis, homeless, broke, see you later.

00:51:27.180 That was him.

00:51:27.700 And he was like, they bailed him out.

00:51:32.140 And he said, he's worth more to us alive than dead, meaning not bankrupt.

00:51:36.260 Because that's in the banker world, in the money world.

00:51:38.560 Being broke is worse than being dead.

00:51:40.120 It's the same as being dead to them.

00:51:41.360 That's how much they love their money.

00:51:43.580 That was in the 90s.

00:51:45.520 So a bunch of powerful Jews bought him out. 0.99

00:51:48.380 His entire family is married into Jewish royalty.

00:51:51.480 All of his kids, every single one of them, just by happenstance.

00:51:57.700 Now he's president again.

00:52:01.100 So I guess he had no help.

00:52:02.500 Yeah, he's a total outsider.

00:52:03.800 No, he's not greased up or involved.

00:52:06.180 There's no factions, there's no infighting.

00:52:09.340 You know, a lot of people like Game of Thrones

00:52:10.780 because it seems realistic.

00:52:12.140 Well, it is kind of, I mean,

00:52:13.380 minus the fantasy craziness of it, 0.99

00:52:15.040 but the politics and the backstabbing and the fuckery. 0.99

00:52:17.820 Well, yeah, Game of Thrones is based on 0.97

00:52:19.400 like the War of the Roses in England

00:52:21.440 where all these different families

00:52:23.620 thought they should be the king of England.

00:52:25.400 No, I'm the king of England.

00:52:26.560 King of the North,

00:52:27.540 And they all just went at it.

00:52:30.240 I don't even remember what happened.

00:52:31.660 I just knew it was crazy.

00:52:33.580 I can't remember who came out on top of that one.

00:52:38.360 But that's more like what's going on.

00:52:41.220 So, it's like, oh, there's one team and there's another team.

00:52:45.240 No, there's probably like 12 different ones.

00:52:47.480 It's probably two or three different ones with sub-factions of each one.

00:52:50.760 And they don't like those. 0.97

00:52:51.640 They're technically on the same team, but those Jews don't like those Jews. 1.00

00:52:54.540 and they fight over those russians don't like those russians and those chinese are actually

00:52:59.840 there but those chinese are them and they're actually those chinese don't like those chinese 1.00

00:53:03.080 but sometimes it's so you know and people want to make sense of it and make it simple and make 1.00

00:53:09.040 it easy so they just come up with these stupid fucking stories and cabala bracelet nonsense and 1.00

00:53:13.180 dumb videos and oh trust me bro i fucking you don't know none of you fucking know shut up 1.00

00:53:18.720 but nobody's listening i don't care 1.00

00:53:24.540 Let's just cope, you know, it's cope for

00:53:28.600 being powerless, which is what we all are.

00:53:34.320 So you, they try to invent

00:53:36.260 some way to regain control or have some power of the situation by just

00:53:40.200 insisting they know what's really going on. Oh, you do? Were you in the fucking room?

00:53:45.080 Were you there? Were you in there? Were you there taking notes? 1.00

00:53:48.200 Do you have the meeting minutes? May I read them?

00:53:50.420 oh you saw a tick tock okay cool there's like there are things that you can't even tell if

00:53:59.920 i don't know if that's real or not there's no way to tell anymore we're we're at that stage

00:54:04.580 and by the way coincidentally hey the fbi says they're almost ready to release

00:54:09.840 epstein's jail cell footage they just have to finish editing it quote

00:54:16.020 what

00:54:20.340 yeah

00:54:24.060 Dan Bongino up there

00:54:26.560 is a

00:54:26.920 his head so far up 1.00

00:54:28.900 Trump's ass 1.00

00:54:29.640 oh I've seen it 1.00

00:54:35.260 oh yeah we trust you

00:54:36.560 I trust you

00:54:37.640 clearly not a flag waving caveman

00:54:43.500 breeze through his mouth

00:54:45.100 I saw the tempo

00:54:46.920 so jack

00:54:47.560 yeah

00:54:49.780 I'm sure it is

00:54:51.280 I'm sure it was

00:54:52.880 people end up becoming

00:55:01.320 what they

00:55:03.060 hate too

00:55:03.640 what they set out to fight

00:55:04.920 oh

00:55:05.380 I don't know if that's

00:55:07.220 true in his case

00:55:08.560 but I've seen it

00:55:10.860 become true

00:55:11.440 in others

00:55:11.960 they'll start out

00:55:13.840 going on about how

00:55:15.000 you know, much the media is lying about this or that or whatever.

00:55:18.120 And then later on, they start doing well and then, hey,

00:55:20.920 now they have kind of a media job and now they're lying about things.

00:55:24.380 But they don't think they're lying.

00:55:25.660 They think it's justified because it's their team.

00:55:27.940 It's like, well, it's sort of true.

00:55:29.780 It's kind of true.

00:55:30.620 What's important is that people think, yeah, 0.99

00:55:34.080 now you're talking like a fucking media man. 0.99

00:55:36.360 Now you're talking like a real journalist. 1.00

00:55:39.260 It's everywhere.

00:55:41.940 As soon as they take this.

00:55:43.260 I don't know if this was Ike

00:55:47.120 somebody else said

00:55:47.860 it was a great quote though

00:55:49.020 I don't think it was David Ike

00:55:50.760 but they were like

00:55:51.320 I'm not listening to anybody

00:55:52.780 who's getting paid

00:55:53.500 that's a good rule

00:55:55.980 who said that

00:55:58.100 are they rich

00:56:00.040 do they have a network TV show

00:56:02.480 do they have a Spotify contract

00:56:05.540 nah

00:56:08.380 I'm sure it's definitely not anything

00:56:10.980 very

00:56:12.780 you know

00:56:14.460 outside the norm

00:56:16.140 because if it were, it wouldn't be there

00:56:19.160 as I've demonstrated

00:56:22.400 as Ike has shown

00:56:24.840 as many of us have seen

00:56:29.040 and some of us even experienced

00:56:30.660 ourselves in our own lives

00:56:32.060 just say the word

00:56:34.480 delete, you're gone 1.00

00:56:36.320 all your shit's gone off the internet 1.00

00:56:38.000 it was that easy 1.00

00:56:38.780 one phone call, one phone call

00:56:42.100 it's all gone

00:56:43.260 Didn't Instagram just purge like thousands of people with giant accounts?

00:56:49.260 Like we don't care.

00:56:50.060 Nope.

00:56:50.320 Gone.

00:56:51.500 Nope.

00:56:52.560 Racism or something.

00:56:53.460 Banned forever.

00:56:54.060 Bye.

00:56:55.520 So isn't it funny that some people persist and are allowed to exist and others are not?

00:57:06.020 They're locked out in the cold, out of the woods, in the wilderness forever.

00:57:09.880 what's the difference

00:57:13.020 what's the difference between me and you

00:57:15.580 you talk a good one

00:57:19.060 but you don't do what you're supposed to do

00:57:34.940 anyway

00:57:35.420 I might ramble on a couple of those

00:57:39.900 there's

00:57:40.340 that Epstein stuff is

00:57:58.640 I'm not a

00:57:59.840 religious person

00:58:02.540 in the sense that I

00:58:04.780 have a doctrine

00:58:07.160 that I

00:58:08.200 am trained in

00:58:10.260 or follow

00:58:11.000 or participate in

00:58:12.380 but man

00:58:32.100 some of the human failures

00:58:40.480 that just

00:58:41.080 never cease to amaze

00:58:43.280 I don't want to say

00:58:53.920 you know

00:58:54.540 shakes your faith

00:58:58.120 or causes you to

00:58:59.120 disbelieve that there is a

00:59:00.660 God or there is

00:59:01.300 any kind of benevolent

00:59:02.420 you know

00:59:03.500 spirit in the universe

00:59:04.420 because I'm sure that there is

00:59:05.960 but

00:59:06.880 it's like

00:59:09.280 when you when you're like

00:59:14.540 every everything points to

00:59:16.340 this should

00:59:18.020 finally now

00:59:19.340 they're someone some maybe a couple might actually face consequences there there may actually

00:59:34.560 trust me he totally killed himself that's what happened to you all for

00:59:38.880 it's it's like how how difficult does it have to be like or is it really really really

00:59:49.000 it's it's it's preposterous

00:59:54.380 it's like like the the the linear timeline of the joke is like rude mean

01:00:07.600 no it's like so me it's kind of funny now it is it's like black pill laughably is satirical 0.69

01:00:13.600 like this is clown world for like i remember 2020 19 2020 that was fun right it was clown

01:00:18.400 world. I can believe it's crazy. Then it becomes like, okay, this is, this is a sadistic now.

01:00:27.200 Now what you're putting us through is like, just like, this isn't necessary.

01:00:38.600 Like, actually let's have a, let's put a genocide on TV. Hey, how many children blown apart do you

01:00:45.160 want to see today

01:00:45.840 like thousands

01:00:48.080 we can show you thousands

01:00:49.860 you want to see

01:00:51.160 Ukraine or do you want to see

01:00:53.960 Gaza

01:00:54.720 oh in the future

01:00:58.340 when people have access to information

01:01:01.200 they'll be able to confront

01:01:02.960 the evils of the world 0.99

01:01:04.240 no they won't they'll use it to jerk off and ignore it 0.99

01:01:09.180 at least 0.98

01:01:09.860 in the 50s and 60s

01:01:11.320 you could be like

01:01:12.020 I'm not over there I'm just

01:01:14.920 reading about it. I can't, I don't know what's really going on.

01:01:17.200 It's not like I would know. Here's a

01:01:19.020 live feed helmet cam of the IDF

01:01:21.180 massacring little children.

01:01:22.520 $10 million

01:01:24.060 here

01:01:25.640 Monaday's 1.00

01:01:28.040 without a brain 0.99

01:01:29.680 I never really care 0.96

01:01:32.720 I

01:01:34.160 don't care nothing

01:01:36.520 about it

01:01:38.000 Oh yeah

01:01:40.580 Mustache Man says hello, hope all is well

01:02:00.400 I've been meaning to catch you live lately

01:02:03.660 keep missing them, keep fighting the good fight

01:02:05.500 see you again someday in Alberta

01:02:07.680 I'll be back

01:02:08.820 on business

01:02:17.700 get back on business soon

01:02:19.560 we'll see

01:02:23.120 how long is it, how long are we even going to have Alberta?

01:02:28.700 isn't Alberta

01:02:29.560 leaving? goes fucking Easterners 1.00

01:02:31.500 man 1.00

01:02:32.040 yeah so like

01:02:35.140 all of our available firemen

01:02:37.120 in PEI in Nova Scotia

01:02:39.100 are going out to Western Canada 1.00

01:02:41.000 to stop your fucking homes 1.00

01:02:43.100 from burning down 1.00

01:02:44.000 someone should tell them 1.00

01:02:46.020 that they're just fucking 1.00

01:02:47.100 Easterners 1.00

01:02:47.860 man

01:02:48.600 and that you don't actually need them

01:02:50.580 so they can leave 1.00

01:02:51.800 and fucking 1.00

01:02:52.700 your city can burn 1.00

01:02:53.680 how's that?

01:02:54.120 you don't

01:02:56.980 you don't need that

01:02:58.080 you don't need them

01:02:59.020 you don't need those men

01:03:02.100 to risk 1.00

01:03:03.400 their fucking lives 1.00

01:03:04.640 helping you 1.00

01:03:07.360 they're just

01:03:08.040 they're just 1.00

01:03:08.700 fucking 1.00

01:03:09.480 Easterners 1.00

01:03:10.600 man

01:03:11.240 right

01:03:15.080 you know what that's probably why I haven't heard of

01:03:20.820 haven't heard from those people lately because they're all out actually fighting the wildfires

01:03:26.520 all over western Canada it's like dozens of them now

01:03:30.620 Saskatchewan's in a state of emergency 1.00

01:03:41.240 what a stupid argument 1.00

01:03:42.360 like the genetic roots of everyone in that province come from eastern Canada 1.00

01:03:51.120 and then before that they come from Europe

01:03:54.180 it's like a child

01:03:58.880 when I hear someone talking like that

01:04:01.000 you might as well be 7 years old 0.98

01:04:06.660 except unlike a seven-year-old I could hit you 0.99

01:04:11.380 I just have to

01:04:14.340 I just have to make it make it has to be offensive enough like there has to be certain criteria

01:04:19.400 so I have to kind of half pay attention because it might be worth it

01:04:24.680 so it's extra annoying you know when a seven-year-old starts saying insane things you just

01:04:29.140 kind of I don't know if I had to eat a dinosaur I'd probably eat a purple one I think they taste

01:04:35.280 like grapes, grape jelly maybe.

01:04:37.240 That's the kind of answers I give them.

01:04:38.660 And they're like, what?

01:04:39.600 Because there's.

01:04:42.140 Well, you asked me.

01:04:43.860 You can't do that with adults.

01:04:46.040 Instead, you have to fight

01:04:47.040 this other voice inside your head

01:04:48.500 that's like, we used to just

01:04:50.280 get rid of people like this.

01:04:55.340 Yes, fill up the pit. 0.97

01:05:02.060 Oh, and there's several people

01:05:03.900 arguing about banning

01:05:04.840 the $3 Super Chat, which I'm just, I'm just not going to read them. Yes, no, yes, no.

01:05:12.640 Important contributions. Thank you, gentlemen. Very helpful.

01:05:17.160 Intrusive says, thanks for the trauma bonding grub noises and everything you've done

01:05:20.320 and are doing. Oh, thanks, man. We were actually.

01:05:25.980 I just played a video game the other day, or was it yesterday? I don't know.

01:05:29.480 It's one of these like extraction games. You go in and fucking do. 0.99

01:05:32.580 It's like a military simulator shooter kind of thing. 1.00

01:05:35.780 I was telling Morgan.

01:05:36.760 Yeah, I was playing with that guy.

01:05:39.000 The guy shot him.

01:05:41.520 Told him it was by accident, but it wasn't.

01:05:43.900 He had it coming. 1.00

01:05:47.160 If I can digitally murder every one of you, I will. 1.00

01:05:52.680 Nah, I just totally gunned him down, being reckless, willy-nilly. 1.00

01:05:58.000 Somebody ran in front of me.

01:05:58.820 I was like, blah.

01:06:00.520 Is that you?

01:06:01.440 Yeah, probably was.

01:06:02.240 not supposed to run in front of a guy's gun

01:06:06.160 you know what I mean 1.00

01:06:07.100 fucking day one shit 1.00

01:06:08.260 what's going on here 1.00

01:06:09.020 running around not knowing

01:06:11.800 you know it's his own fault

01:06:13.740 nine liner own fault

01:06:16.720 that's not a nine liner

01:06:20.900 exactly don't even send the bird

01:06:22.500 there's no point it was his own fault

01:06:24.620 six two out

01:06:29.460 King

01:06:32.700 Hang on! I gotta impress your

01:06:36.640 Are you wearing your tassels or not?

01:06:39.220 Mahabouli?

01:06:40.420 Can someone check

01:06:41.180 Someone check and see if Mahabouli is wearing 1.00

01:06:44.900 His tassels? Just yes or no

01:06:46.160 In the chat please

01:06:47.680 If I don't hit the right one

01:06:50.080 It's like a genie

01:06:50.900 There'll be more of them

01:06:52.700 Come on

01:06:55.340 Is he or not?

01:06:59.460 He's not? Okay.

01:07:05.360 I've been listening, but not sending

01:07:07.000 Chastu to chronic brokenness.

01:07:08.840 Dude, don't worry about it.

01:07:11.540 This is what I'm saying.

01:07:12.840 It's like the same 20...

01:07:14.040 So, it fluctuates.

01:07:17.140 Time of the year, holidays,

01:07:18.860 things people are doing.

01:07:20.180 In general, every episode gets between

01:07:22.720 20,000 and 45,000 views

01:07:25.060 or listens or plays or whatever.

01:07:27.700 And it's basically the same

01:07:29.660 20 people.

01:07:31.720 So, like, bro, don't worry about it, okay?

01:07:35.720 I'm not trying to make you feel bad.

01:07:37.320 It's, uh...

01:07:38.420 I'm just, you know...

01:07:40.640 This is what it's like at my end.

01:07:43.440 I'm not trying to say any...

01:07:45.240 I'm just thinking out loud.

01:07:47.400 That's really all this is.

01:07:49.640 I'm just crazy enough to do it

01:07:51.100 and not care, you know?

01:07:52.640 You know how they say, like, you know,

01:07:54.560 dance like nobody's watching you?

01:07:56.260 I just talk like I don't give a

01:07:58.460 people like oh I really don't give a 0.99

01:08:00.700 fuck oh you don't I actually 1.00

01:08:02.540 don't give a fuck 1.00

01:08:03.620 and that's why most people are scared of me 0.99

01:08:06.380 they don't want to be

01:08:07.640 they don't want to be caught in whatever that 0.99

01:08:10.520 they very much give a fuck 0.99

01:08:12.440 most people very much give a fuck 1.00

01:08:14.560 about way too many things 0.98

01:08:16.680 and they're scared all the time

01:08:26.260 I'm scared of like two things.

01:08:27.960 Well, maybe it's the same thing.

01:08:29.600 It might be the same thing.

01:08:35.780 It's like

01:08:36.500 it's like death and God

01:08:39.640 but for the same reason

01:08:41.420 is that like 0.98

01:08:43.160 I fucking hope 0.97

01:08:44.600 I did the right things 0.96

01:08:45.760 and didn't, you know,

01:08:47.440 didn't waste too much time

01:08:50.580 didn't, you know,

01:08:56.260 feel like when i was on this uh special forces election a long time ago it was like that um

01:09:04.820 they don't tell you if you're doing it right or not there's no positive reinforcement at all

01:09:10.660 okay so this is the environment you're in if you're doing everything right no one says a 0.97

01:09:15.620 fucking word to you everything you do wrong is viciously attacked to where like they're not 0.98

01:09:22.920 going to they're not going to explicitly try to make you kill yourself but that could have that 1.00

01:09:26.500 could be a side effect of the ruthless bone chilling you know straight to the bone marrow

01:09:31.480 criticism you're going to get for every little little tiny mistake you do uh they don't ever

01:09:35.980 tell you so but I mean that's life I guess you're just like I hope you know I hope we're doing this

01:09:41.500 right and how much time has gone by already you can't get back like I'm never going to be

01:09:52.720 20 again. This is my last year of being

01:09:54.700 30 anything.

01:09:57.100 You know, that went quick.

01:09:59.160 I remember my, I remember 0.98

01:10:00.600 graduating high school, like it was fucking 0.96

01:10:02.240 feels like 0.97

01:10:04.700 maybe it was 5, 10 years ago. It was

01:10:06.620 21 years ago actually.

01:10:09.340 So there's a whole decade in there

01:10:10.820 that I

01:10:11.960 can't really even feel anymore.

01:10:14.540 and you know it's not like you know oh well well you can still get this much time you don't know

01:10:26.380 that you could be dead tomorrow you might have no time left today could be your last day for all

01:10:34.380 you know for all i know or you got 40 50 years left i don't know uh so i feel very guilt anytime

01:10:44.360 It's hard for me to even relax and just try to enjoy.

01:10:50.700 I feel guilty.

01:10:58.440 Not to like a crazy extent.

01:11:00.320 I think an appropriate.

01:11:03.400 You got to be your own dad when you're a grown man.

01:11:07.640 That's something that the Army taught me, I think.

01:11:13.120 And even my own dad.

01:11:14.360 To an extent.

01:11:18.160 And a lot of the men in my family, actually.

01:11:22.500 But I think that's one of the big problems.

01:11:26.460 Is that a lot of these guys have grown up babied.

01:11:30.700 I grew up in a much softer time than my parents did. 0.99

01:11:33.800 And if it wasn't for the life choices and path I went, I don't know who the fuck I'd be. 0.98

01:11:37.420 But it doesn't matter. 0.98

01:11:39.340 Because you're only ever going to be you.

01:11:40.900 So don't ever think, oh, I wish I could have done this.

01:11:43.000 You would, everything you've done, you would have done exactly the same way if you had another chance

01:11:48.560 to do it. Because if you had another chance to do it, you go back in time, you don't remember

01:11:53.060 anything, you're right back to where you just were. And you know why you're going to do the exact

01:11:57.380 same thing? Because you did the exact same thing for the exact same reasons you did it last time.

01:12:03.040 You don't have the, you don't get the advantage of knowing how it's going to turn out or what's

01:12:06.540 going to happen or what the consequences are going to be. You just have the information you

01:12:09.500 half of the time. And that's what you do. So you're always going to do what you were going to do.

01:12:14.460 But anyway,

01:12:15.200 there's tons of these guys. It's just

01:12:19.860 no one is there to police them.

01:12:26.480 There's no master corporal waking them up at five o'clock in the morning

01:12:29.480 and making sure he makes his bed and goes in the shower. Literally, that's your job.

01:12:32.960 That was my job for a while.

01:12:37.420 You're like the ultimate babysitter.

01:12:39.500 what's being so i don't know what to call like a drill sergeant what people would understand it to

01:12:45.680 be from movies and stuff so people go to basic training and boot camp and stuff right that job

01:12:51.580 is basically you being the most underpaid babysitter of all time so you're responsible

01:12:58.980 for like 40 allegedly grown men from anywhere from 16 to 40 50 i had a guy on a course when

01:13:06.540 he was in his 50s, he was like 50-55

01:13:08.300 and we literally, I just called him

01:13:10.600 old man

01:13:11.280 he had a name

01:13:13.960 he had a name

01:13:16.060 his name was David Chase

01:13:18.300 I said you're an

01:13:20.600 old man, old man

01:13:22.240 and I just referred to him as old man

01:13:24.620 all the time

01:13:27.880 like

01:13:28.520 disrespectful, abusive

01:13:30.160 yeah that was the army though

01:13:31.840 it wasn't that

01:13:34.560 he laughed about it

01:13:36.180 But I mean, imagine, 55.

01:13:38.260 I think I'll join the infantry.

01:13:40.200 He might have been 50, 51.

01:13:41.660 I don't know.

01:13:41.840 He's 50-something.

01:13:44.180 But, yeah, you've got to wake them up

01:13:47.560 four in the morning, five in the morning.

01:13:50.140 Which means, when do you get to wake up?

01:13:52.000 Earlier than that.

01:13:53.260 Because you've got to get dressed. 0.99

01:13:54.260 You've got to fucking roll your sleeves up 1.00

01:13:55.920 so you can look huge and fucking terrifying. 1.00

01:13:58.300 You've got to straighten your mustache 0.99

01:13:59.540 so it's fucking perfect and terrifying. 0.99

01:14:03.420 Then you've got to boot the door in 1.00

01:14:06.140 Like a lunatic. 0.91

01:14:09.000 Then you gotta run them 0.99

01:14:10.180 around the base for an hour.

01:14:11.900 Hour and a half.

01:14:14.000 Then you have to physically

01:14:15.500 almost take them,

01:14:18.160 put them into the shower.

01:14:21.580 You just scream 0.79

01:14:22.200 at them and yell at them

01:14:23.140 and make sure.

01:14:25.360 Because some of them won't

01:14:28.620 if you don't.

01:14:29.820 They just won't.

01:14:31.840 Or they're just those kinds of people. 0.98

01:14:33.420 Dirtbags that don't shower. 0.99

01:14:36.000 So for the first week or so you oh yeah 1.00

01:14:39.840 so you got to fucking police everything they do ridiculous 0.99

01:14:43.980 You got to take you got to take them to get fed 1.00

01:14:46.380 Oh, it's lunch time. Do you get to go eat lunch? No

01:14:49.120 No, you march them you walk right beside them and you march them to their dinner time

01:14:55.760 And then you go you

01:14:57.060 Watch all of the guns. Make sure no one steals any of the guns

01:15:02.040 Oh

01:15:03.660 it's not hard man just 1.00

01:15:06.320 fuck and then you go 1.00

01:15:08.540 in there and they're 1.00

01:15:09.700 not eating fucking around like you have nine 0.99

01:15:12.420 minutes remaining 0.99

01:15:13.200 and you're choosing pie did you even eat

01:15:16.440 your food

01:15:16.820 and then you get back outside

01:15:21.640 one of the guns is missing

01:15:23.800 right and then you gotta march them

01:15:28.420 somewhere else and then you gotta take them somewhere

01:15:30.440 and your day is over at like 930

01:15:32.420 at night 10 at night because then they have to go to sleep and then you know you don't go to sleep 0.99

01:15:36.680 you go you go to the fucking platoon office and you type up fucking reports all night you're 0.99

01:15:42.080 typing up course reports and fucking instant report well it's three in the morning if I go 1.00

01:15:48.180 to bed now I can sleep for 45 minutes before I have to get up and straighten my fucking mustache 0.99

01:15:51.760 day three and this is how it goes that's what that's like 0.99

01:15:58.380 but you're so proud of them when they graduate

01:16:04.020 it's like evil clint eastwood just like a single tear comes out 0.99

01:16:12.100 oh are you proud of them too master corporal no that's the fucking pinched nerve in my back 0.99

01:16:22.380 from the fucking rock march i gotta i hurry up guys i gotta get back and get some fucking 1.00

01:16:27.660 Robax said it to me, right? 0.99

01:16:28.880 I don't know.

01:16:32.340 How is your body this destroyed? You're only 31.

01:16:36.420 Whatever

01:16:36.860 I was, 27. I don't know.

01:16:41.880 Why was I talking about

01:16:42.940 that? Yeah, that's basically your job

01:16:45.040 as a NCO. You're just a babysitter.

01:16:47.660 Basic training.

01:16:50.120 It's fun the

01:16:51.000 first time, and then it becomes

01:16:53.140 the worst job ever.

01:16:55.660 You know, all the guys

01:16:57.120 would get postings to the schools

01:16:59.360 like the infantry school

01:17:01.120 in Meaford or the basic training school

01:17:03.100 in Quebec, and they're just like,

01:17:04.800 I'm like, how's that? Because I thought about

01:17:06.340 doing that towards the end, and they're like,

01:17:08.280 oh yeah, that's great.

01:17:10.100 Eight months later, they're just like,

01:17:12.220 Jesus, Joel, I didn't think you drank.

01:17:14.780 I'm not supposed to.

01:17:16.940 Oh, God.

01:17:19.000 Are you done work

01:17:20.520 right? No, I gotta

01:17:21.820 go back. I gotta go back

01:17:23.720 for CO's hour

01:17:25.640 and uh what time the time is it at 1900 now and right now bye

01:17:31.820 you're not allowed to yell at them you're not allowed to swear at them you're not allowed to

01:17:41.920 make them feel uncomfortable you're not allowed to make them feel it is um

01:17:46.040 the daycare that i went to when i was four years old was more difficult than the canadi

01:17:51.780 four years old was more

01:17:53.700 difficult than the Canadian

01:17:55.680 military's basic training is right

01:17:57.640 now.

01:18:01.320 Look at the chat.

01:18:03.040 I'm not lying. They know.

01:18:05.880 Well, entropy anyway. I don't even know

01:18:07.720 who's on Rumble. Lunatics.

01:18:10.580 Civilians.

01:18:15.980 They force fed me eggs

01:18:17.540 until I vomited. I thought that was

01:18:19.460 normal. I thought that's what happened in those places.

01:18:22.720 And then they made me

01:18:23.700 eat the rest of it and just

01:18:25.200 sat there, puke. 0.65

01:18:29.720 Place got shut down years later for child abuse.

01:18:35.800 Told my parents. They're like, what? You never

01:18:37.720 told us that? I was like, I was four. I just

01:18:39.680 thought, I don't know. 1.00

01:18:41.560 Jeez, this place sucks. I hope I never have to come back here again. 0.99

01:18:49.900 Not allowed to do that at Meaford anymore.

01:18:51.780 Either. He can't even force feed them until I

01:18:53.700 puke. What the fuck is the point? 1.00

01:18:56.360 If I can't hold down some 1.00

01:18:57.480 17 year old kid who's screaming and force feed 1.00

01:18:59.680 him shit he doesn't want to eat until he vomits 1.00

01:19:01.660 and then run them around the fucking base 1.00

01:19:03.760 for an hour and a half. Why even do it? 1.00

01:19:05.560 Why do it at all?

01:19:06.480 that's all anyone's thinking about when they're doing 1.00

01:19:10.700 those horrible fucking leadership courses 1.00

01:19:12.520 digging your fucking fourth 1.00

01:19:14.720 trench of the day you're like some 1.00

01:19:16.580 some kid some kid

01:19:18.900 somewhere when I

01:19:20.200 get out of here when I finally get

01:19:22.760 to sleep for the first time this week

01:19:24.820 and I get promoted and I get out

01:19:26.840 of here I am going to 1.00

01:19:28.620 fucking kill someone I'm going to 1.00

01:19:30.680 kill someone and I'm going to bury them in this hole 1.00

01:19:32.820 that I'm digging right now and they're never 1.00

01:19:34.660 gonna know because i knew anyone who's gonna know where this hole is

01:19:37.580 so basically the military is mastery of um

01:19:48.120 you know you know that jurassic park meme uh who's like the discount handsome guy they get

01:19:57.140 for jurassic park was he in the avenger is like he was he not good enough for like the a level

01:20:02.220 movies, but he was in...

01:20:04.020 Anyway, is it Pratt? Is it that guy?

01:20:06.840 And he's, like, fucking 0.99

01:20:07.700 trying to herd... He's, like, managing... 1.00

01:20:10.680 He's shepherding velociraptors.

01:20:12.880 That's what you do in the military 0.99

01:20:14.440 with mental illness

01:20:15.540 and, like, really unhealthy behavior.

01:20:18.100 If you...

01:20:19.700 If you can

01:20:22.320 ranch them in the right way,

01:20:24.380 you can get a lot done.

01:20:26.560 But if you don't do it

01:20:28.300 right,

01:20:28.840 just make sure you

01:20:32.140 do it right and the right way changes constantly so that's my that's that's my that's my advert

01:20:46.860 that's my recruiting advertisement does it sound fun

01:20:50.120 have fun kids well at least I'd be fighting the war

01:20:56.820 no no you're Canadian no no no what you'll be doing is occupying some either two things will 1.00

01:21:05.520 happen either some oh god I keep dropping this pen this you'll occupy some bullshit job like 1.00

01:21:11.420 some totally stupid like the one no one wants but someone has to do it technically like guarding 0.99

01:21:21.260 this port in the middle of nowhere we can't leave it undefended but it's very unlikely anything's 0.99

01:21:28.260 going to happen here put to put cannon over there because we're fucking useless for anything else 0.97

01:21:36.100 we can't actually fight we have no numbers we don't even have a fucking ah we've got a battle 0.99

01:21:42.000 group only of 500 men holy shit the russians have 25 000 just in this grid square like who cares 0.99

01:21:51.300 So you're going to be doing a nothing job 0.99

01:21:53.820 or you're going to be just dying

01:21:56.500 because the other thing you can do

01:21:58.760 with an army of that quality

01:22:03.480 is you use it to delaying operations, they're called.

01:22:10.520 And I love,

01:22:14.080 I in particular love the order generation process

01:22:17.780 for this kind of stuff

01:22:18.860 when you're doing the war games and you're doing training

01:22:21.780 and you know and like all right

01:22:23.720 we'll be sending we'll be sending Charlie

01:22:25.680 section to do a delaying

01:22:28.100 maneuver over there

01:22:30.480 yes Charlie you'll hold the road

01:22:34.080 you'll hold the crossroads

01:22:36.000 until relieved

01:22:41.600 good

01:22:42.000 okay sergeant okay good luck

01:22:44.520 they're never coming back

01:22:46.140 it's like

01:22:47.300 the whole point is to

01:22:49.620 stall them as long as

01:22:51.520 you can so we can get away

01:22:53.720 you're not surviving

01:22:55.100 they don't tell you that part but that

01:22:56.880 should be implied if you're thinking

01:22:58.920 at all about the situation and look wait

01:23:00.820 eight of us are supposed to stop a hundred

01:23:03.020 yeah

01:23:03.600 spread them out spread the guys out like

01:23:06.900 100 200 meters apart and just move

01:23:08.920 the heavy weapons around so it looks like there's way more

01:23:10.860 of us in there is and hopefully

01:23:13.100 it'll take

01:23:14.920 them a while a few minutes to go wait

01:23:16.880 a minute. This isn't 100 guys. This is 10 guys

01:23:19.020 pretending to be 100 guys. Kill them! 1.00

01:23:20.740 And then we'll be fucked, but... 1.00

01:23:24.140 Or that could be your job. 1.00

01:23:29.100 Except it'd be the whole group. Yeah, so you guys need

01:23:30.900 to defend Latvia from the Russians until 0.95

01:23:32.720 relieved, okay?

01:23:35.840 We'll get back to you in

01:23:36.800 72 hours, even though you're projected to

01:23:38.760 not live for longer than 6.

01:23:41.000 Because it's the whole point. 0.99

01:23:42.080 pick your pick your spot canada i'm gonna go to world war three i'm fucking mega beast i'm 0.99

01:23:51.560 either gonna be a speed bump or i'm gonna be a scarecrow there's your recruiting poster 0.88

01:23:57.480 i just did it for you it's honest hey i'll do a recruiting poster for the canadian military

01:24:03.760 right now mine's honest though mine is way more honest than anyone this you could be one of these 0.99

01:24:09.500 things you could be a fucking scarecrow with a cat pat uniform on or you could be this speed bump 0.99

01:24:15.320 that 5 000 russian t90s just plowed over with a cat cat uniform which one do you want to be 1.00

01:24:21.980 that either one sounds amazing totally worth it totally

01:24:27.740 i don't know how but that's really helping the people of canada which is the whole reason we

01:24:34.500 have one of those things called an army that's the whole purpose of it

01:24:37.400 and the whole reason you guys say that you're in there

01:24:40.760 is to fight for the people of the, and so on

01:24:43.180 so I'm just saying

01:24:44.980 I don't personally see how that does that 1.00

01:24:47.200 I guess I'm just stupid 1.00

01:24:50.200 I just wouldn't understand 1.00

01:24:51.780 wouldn't understand

01:24:53.520 how getting smashed to bits in Latvia 0.85

01:24:56.640 is protecting, you know

01:24:59.860 Chateau Frontenac from Vladimir Putin

01:25:04.280 I just don't really get it

01:25:07.080 Let's see how that's relevant.

01:25:09.440 It's almost like you're fighting somebody else's war for them or something, 1.00

01:25:12.580 which is even dumber. 1.00

01:25:13.520 I mean, that's a sucker's game. 1.00

01:25:16.400 You know, I know you're a sucker 0.99

01:25:17.620 because you can't even tell me who it is. 0.99

01:25:20.560 Who are you fighting for if it's not the Canadian?

01:25:24.100 Our allies, who?

01:25:27.140 NATO, who?

01:25:30.300 Ukraine's not in NATO.

01:25:31.200 war companies that got other people involved

01:25:37.880 you're participating in an industry that makes a lot of money

01:25:42.640 you could just hey

01:25:47.660 go work for dana white instead it's way safer it's probably more fun you'll probably get paid

01:25:56.960 more actually and hurt less go work for dana white you'll get hurt less paid more and you'll have 0.99

01:26:03.860 more fun have you seen the ring girls there's no fucking ring girls in the rcrs boys 0.99

01:26:09.960 there's no clerks 0.99

01:26:11.140 there are but um

01:26:15.780 seesaw gets all the good ones anyway so

01:26:20.300 Anyway

01:26:25.060 Yeah

01:26:29.020 Mahabouli

01:26:29.940 Joys the community says

01:26:32.420 The podcast is united people who had no voice

01:26:34.880 No hope

01:26:37.260 There is no hope

01:26:39.060 Thank you for bringing us together

01:26:41.860 Well thank you man

01:26:42.800 I mean I don't regret it or anything

01:26:44.160 I'm just saying it's

01:26:44.940 Maybe that's what it is

01:26:53.680 I've grown to feel as though

01:26:58.480 I have an obligation

01:27:00.200 To do a certain thing

01:27:02.040 And do this a certain way

01:27:04.140 And

01:27:05.720 Be a certain person

01:27:11.020 Let's say

01:27:12.420 Because

01:27:15.260 I have to

01:27:16.480 You know

01:27:16.800 Which is just not

01:27:17.760 It's not tenable

01:27:23.520 I don't know

01:27:37.240 I'll just 0.91

01:27:37.720 Whatever I fucking feel like saying 0.97

01:27:40.620 I guess 0.99

01:27:41.240 Or you know

01:27:42.320 I mean

01:27:42.760 That's kind of what I've been doing

01:27:43.900 But still

01:27:44.340 There's still this kind of lingering

01:27:45.660 Self-imposed expectations

01:27:53.020 Well anyway

01:27:53.340 That was the

01:27:53.720 I'm super off track as usual

01:27:55.900 You gotta be your own dad

01:27:57.580 Is what I was trying to say

01:27:58.620 A long time ago

01:28:00.720 The NCO and the army

01:28:01.980 Things that happened

01:28:02.460 Guys don't have that

01:28:03.720 I had to learn that

01:28:05.140 But what I mean by that is

01:28:06.660 That person doesn't

01:28:09.140 Physically exist

01:28:10.660 You don't have a physical, you know.

01:28:18.000 Like some master corporal living in your house who's been promoted and demoted three times.

01:28:22.900 Several divorces like lives in, not with the CQ, like lives in the CQ.

01:28:27.420 He lives in the company Quartermaster stores.

01:28:29.160 Like when you go up to, you show up to work at 530 in the morning.

01:28:31.340 He's already there because he lives there.

01:28:37.580 Yes, those are real people I'm describing.

01:28:40.240 so when you you know don't want to get up you don't have to get up if you want to eat a big 0.99

01:28:47.640 pile of shit you can eat it you can eat it you can buy a whole cake and take it home and eat it 0.99

01:28:51.780 by yourself in the dark and nobody's gonna say shit you can stay up all night playing you know 1.00

01:28:59.120 games watching tv you can you know eat ice cream for breakfast you know I mean like a kid basically 0.84

01:29:07.000 Um, and the whole point of trying to, you know, you're training your kids how to live when they're

01:29:12.600 adults, it's not like, no, you're not allowed to have these things because I hate you. Like that's

01:29:17.900 not healthy. You can't exist this way. Um, yeah, a lot of guys just don't seem to have that

01:29:26.440 internal, like what I was saying, I make myself feel guilty, but I think like a regular amount,

01:29:31.060 Because some don't have anything.

01:29:35.840 Their whole life is dedicated to just leisure activity and consuming.

01:29:44.220 And they're like my age, and they have no family.

01:29:47.200 They haven't moved in 20-some years, and they don't care.

01:29:56.260 And it's almost like the attitude.

01:29:58.240 They've never said this, but it's almost like the attitude or the excuse is like an unsaid and unspoken sort of,

01:30:04.220 well, nobody told me to do anything else.

01:30:06.020 Like, no one came by and told me to do this or that.

01:30:08.800 No one told me what to do.

01:30:10.320 So I did nothing.

01:30:16.120 And I just say, out of experience, because, like, you know, sort of being silly, but that was my job for a long time.

01:30:25.000 Some men, a lot of men, actually, need direction.

01:30:29.220 They need to be told what to do,

01:30:31.620 whether they like it or not.

01:30:34.280 For their own good and their own health

01:30:37.500 and their own sanity,

01:30:39.140 they need to belong to a structured regimen,

01:30:43.020 some sort of greater thing

01:30:44.740 to keep them under control, accountable.

01:30:50.160 Because without that...

01:30:54.380 they don't do well.

01:31:00.660 That's why a lot of people in prison like prison.

01:31:03.780 They like it better than not being in prison and jail

01:31:06.360 because all of that stuff is taken care of for them.

01:31:09.960 There's no choices.

01:31:10.860 There's no thinking.

01:31:11.620 There's no, you know.

01:31:14.040 And I don't mean that in a negative way.

01:31:16.320 It's just everybody's different.

01:31:18.120 And if we were all the exact same temperament mentality,

01:31:21.880 this place, nothing would ever get done.

01:31:24.000 we wouldn't exist we would all just be fighting all the time everyone has a role everyone is

01:31:30.140 suited towards something and it's not everybody can do the same not everybody can be an astronaut

01:31:35.820 not everyone can be a fireman not everyone can play tight end for the dallas cowboys

01:31:41.180 I don't know if morgan's ever wanted to do that but I would be loathe to tell her I'm sorry but

01:31:48.620 you're never going to be an NFL player. I'm sorry. You're just not that person. That's not what you're

01:31:54.460 here for. That's not what you're suited to. And people don't like to hear that. I found it. I

01:32:02.620 mean, I didn't like to hear it at first, but the more I thought about it, the more deliberating it

01:32:05.460 is. Because once you understand what that, once you understand who you are and what you are and

01:32:08.780 what you're for, then you can start to live your life with a purpose. You're not just aimlessly

01:32:15.740 fucking floating around 1.00

01:32:17.600 collecting bobbleheads 1.00

01:32:19.300 playing

01:32:21.540 you know dragon 1.00

01:32:23.500 games and fucking being 42 0.99

01:32:25.520 nobody told me what to do 1.00

01:32:45.740 and some other people are just

01:32:51.920 the opposite they can't be told what

01:32:54.020 to do

01:32:54.280 they have to do everything

01:32:58.660 their own way

01:32:59.240 and this creates

01:33:01.100 variables in nature

01:33:03.900 in human

01:33:04.520 activity

01:33:06.640 because if you

01:33:10.160 have one leader and

01:33:11.400 everyone else is like

01:33:12.900 ants or bees you have the queen

01:33:15.280 and everybody else's around.

01:33:16.020 Well, you're only going to get one result.

01:33:18.860 What if you had 10 kings and 10 kingdoms

01:33:21.800 and, you know, or 20 or 100 or 1,000

01:33:24.700 and now they're all competing?

01:33:26.440 In fact, you're going to get the best.

01:33:27.940 Competition breeds higher quality,

01:33:29.740 higher standards, higher levels of success.

01:33:31.680 If there's no competition,

01:33:33.480 everything stagnates.

01:33:34.500 Everything stays the same.

01:33:36.240 That's what killed Vince McMahon.

01:33:38.600 Vince McMahon.

01:33:40.840 Vince.

01:33:42.220 Vincent Kennedy McMahon.

01:33:44.160 Man, your fire.

01:33:47.860 Did he ever have a mustache?

01:33:49.160 I'm sure he must have.

01:33:52.740 He beat Ted Turner at WCW, and that was it.

01:33:55.200 He started going crazy.

01:33:56.060 He had no more.

01:33:57.460 He won.

01:33:59.500 Beat the US government in court. 1.00

01:34:01.480 Fucking. 1.00

01:34:02.840 He just started going crazy after that. 1.00

01:34:07.780 But that's, I think we're meant to be that way.

01:34:09.700 Everybody's got a different role to play,

01:34:11.800 and if everyone, if people are living in opposition

01:34:16.740 to what they're meant for,

01:34:18.360 I don't think they can ever be happy.

01:34:25.380 Like certain guys, and I'm just,

01:34:26.680 because these are the guys I just understand the most

01:34:28.560 because I'm one of them to largely,

01:34:30.800 I don't think anybody's all one thing,

01:34:32.360 but I think like a pie chart,

01:34:33.580 you can be 70% something, 15% this, 10% that,

01:34:37.020 you know what I mean?

01:34:39.120 That kind of thing.

01:34:40.100 So I definitely have a big piece of that.

01:34:41.800 Um, but these guys that that that's in their genetics, they're just, they're warriors.

01:34:46.140 That's what they're for.

01:34:46.720 And it's a, it's a neat, you need to have those in your, in your society because, uh,

01:34:51.140 there's threats and there's problems and there's other, there's enemies.

01:34:54.100 There's, you need people suited to dealing with those particular sets of problems. 0.99

01:34:59.380 Cause if you don't, you don't fucking exist. 0.76

01:35:01.760 So those are pretty important. 0.98

01:35:03.260 You also need people able to, uh, think and invent things.

01:35:07.600 Uh, you need people to be able to, uh, work and do labor.

01:35:11.220 You need people to be able to plan and envision and problem solve and think towards the future.

01:35:16.060 You need all of these things working together as a team or you don't have anything.

01:35:20.840 That's why everything's falling apart now.

01:35:22.200 Everyone's looking out for themselves.

01:35:23.320 No one's really concerned anyway.

01:35:26.020 But those guys.

01:35:29.700 You see, I just, you know, boxing, right?

01:35:32.900 Manny Pacquiao is making a comeback fight for some reason.

01:35:35.400 He's 46.

01:35:38.120 But I get it.

01:35:39.060 You know, uh, when you're that kind of guy, you just, you can't be happy doing anything

01:35:44.340 else.

01:35:44.660 You have to be doing something.

01:35:45.900 If you're that kind of like warrior mindset, you need to be in a life that provides you

01:35:52.740 danger challenges.

01:35:54.620 There needs to be a physical component to that.

01:35:56.920 There needs to be a mental toughness component. 0.99

01:35:59.160 It can't be like just some bitch assing anybody. 1.00

01:36:01.240 There needs to be a filtering process. 0.97

01:36:03.140 There needs, there needs to be a mountain to climb to get in here.

01:36:07.000 You know, all of those things have to be there

01:36:09.580 So they attract those kinds of men 1.00

01:36:13.040 Particularly, that's why our military is in shambles

01:36:15.840 When our military's in shambles

01:36:17.780 But I mean, you're already going to do it anyway

01:36:19.320 Government

01:36:21.200 The stooges, they've assigned 0.95

01:36:24.360 You know, to listen to me for gotchas 1.00

01:36:26.220 Whoever the fuck you 0.99

01:36:27.040 It's not like anybody useful is going to pay attention 1.00

01:36:29.300 But

01:36:31.540 Experts are baffled

01:36:32.940 Oh, attrition is just

01:36:34.260 You're

01:36:35.160 You ever hear the saying

01:36:39.200 You're going to catch flies with honey

01:36:41.100 So you need warriors

01:36:44.380 You need fighters, right?

01:36:46.340 You're not advertising for that

01:36:48.160 You're advertising for pronouns 0.99

01:36:49.880 And tampons in the bathroom 0.96

01:36:51.760 And safe spaces and land acknowledgments

01:36:54.240 And General Jenny's going to bake you some cookies

01:36:56.060 Before she gets on the Iraqi-Evaki 0.99

01:36:57.840 And flies away, leaving you behind 1.00

01:36:59.240 That's the fucking military you have 1.00

01:37:01.340 No warriors want to go there 1.00

01:37:04.080 warriors want to go join warrior societies where other men like them exist so they can go oh this

01:37:11.720 is where I belong guys go they're in they're in fighting gyms they're they're cops they're firemen

01:37:16.800 they're soldiers they're professional fighters they're martial arts instructors they're maybe

01:37:21.900 their personal trait maybe they just you can get some of that out in the gym throwing weights

01:37:25.740 around like there's some physical physicality to that there's usually a lot of crossover if one if

01:37:33.640 a guy's really into that chances are who's this guy eddie hall he's like one of the strongest men

01:37:38.520 alive british guy and then oh he wants to be a professional boxer who would have thought you

01:37:43.480 know of course he does this kind of guy he is that's where is my that's who he is he was those

01:37:49.860 guys are never going to be lawyers and scientists and they're never going to be on a panel with

01:37:57.620 jordan peterson talking about their feelings that's not who they are that's not what they're

01:38:01.040 for they don't fit there that's like bringing a chainsaw to a high school prom like what the

01:38:08.200 this is not oh somebody need a no one needs these trees cut down no it's not

01:38:16.740 and uh they can't fix the problem the Canadian military government they can't fix the problem

01:38:27.800 because they've already accepted that the top priority is feelings and stuff and things,

01:38:33.600 DEI, inclusion, all of that stuff,

01:38:35.800 which is directly in opposition to all of warrior culture.

01:38:40.680 It's by feelings and inclusion.

01:38:47.140 It's highly offensive.

01:38:50.480 It is against the core tenets of what we believe

01:38:54.540 and how we perceive reality,

01:38:57.280 how we measure ourselves as men

01:38:59.580 against each other, against ourselves

01:39:01.820 and against the world, 0.80

01:39:03.440 the conditions you are imposing upon us

01:39:05.860 are objectively not just offensive.

01:39:09.760 It's almost as if you designed them to offend me

01:39:12.240 to the maximum extent possible.

01:39:14.340 This is a merit-based society here

01:39:18.260 and it's fair.

01:39:20.420 That's why we like it so much.

01:39:22.120 you got two guys you know

01:39:28.120 fighting there's no lies here

01:39:30.220 no one can pretend

01:39:31.820 to be a badass now

01:39:34.120 no one can

01:39:36.320 blog about 0.99

01:39:38.340 how fucking 0.99

01:39:39.640 not terrified 0.98

01:39:42.260 they are whatever it is

01:39:43.620 it's one of the only places

01:39:48.460 in a in like a battle

01:39:50.180 or a fight. It's one of the only

01:39:52.040 fucking places in the world 0.99

01:39:53.480 where you can find the truth. 1.00

01:39:57.100 There's no lies there.

01:39:59.460 It's just what happened. 1.00

01:40:03.880 All of that shit comes later. 1.00

01:40:06.400 It's like the source. 1.00

01:40:07.600 That's where the warriors live.

01:40:10.360 At the source of life.

01:40:12.360 Where things happen.

01:40:14.360 Right there. Right there in the dirt.

01:40:17.980 It's like a bomb goes off.

01:40:19.220 Right there, right where they're standing

01:40:22.000 And as it expands outward

01:40:23.720 People see it, people hear about it

01:40:26.020 They start talking, here comes the media

01:40:27.820 How can we spin this?

01:40:29.640 Like an echo

01:40:30.720 By the time it gets to the politicians

01:40:33.440 You're trying to manipulate

01:40:39.900 A version of something that isn't

01:40:42.040 Even true, so that you can

01:40:43.840 Lie to this person who doesn't know what's going

01:40:46.020 On, so they can

01:40:49.220 their whole existence is offensive it's just

01:40:56.420 anyway no there's there's standards there's there's you have to be able to run this fast

01:41:05.460 you have to be able to be this strong you have to be able to shoot this well or you have to be

01:41:09.760 able to beat that guy you have to be able to do something and it doesn't matter who you are 0.99

01:41:14.600 i don't give a fuck if you're four foot seven i don't care if you can do it if you can do this job 0.98

01:41:20.640 if i could put you to my right or my left and i don't have to worry about you at all and i know 0.99

01:41:25.900 that guy's solid he's i don't i don't even have to look that way i know he's whatever's over there

01:41:31.420 he's got it under control i'm fucking beyond positive i don't care that's what i care about 0.97

01:41:35.040 and if you can do that you're in because i don't want to die neither does he and neither does he 0.81

01:41:41.240 and if you can't do that

01:41:43.200 you're out

01:41:43.940 that's how it works

01:41:46.040 it's fair

01:41:46.860 well

01:41:52.940 there should be more women representation 1.00

01:41:55.580 take it up with God

01:41:56.640 I didn't make

01:41:59.700 I didn't say life was fair

01:42:01.840 I said this arrangement

01:42:04.220 this is fair

01:42:11.240 and you're trying to make it unfair

01:42:13.280 you're trying to make it

01:42:14.700 diversity quotas

01:42:16.640 for the police

01:42:18.160 and the military 0.99

01:42:19.880 are you insane 0.98

01:42:21.540 these are life and death jobs 0.96

01:42:23.640 these are jobs where people's lives hang in the balance

01:42:25.700 and you're like

01:42:26.060 let's fiddle with the internal components

01:42:29.480 let's see if we can put some Marxism in here

01:42:31.820 yeah we need more

01:42:35.600 we need more powerful

01:42:37.360 big booty Latina fire ladies 1.00

01:42:39.340 sure they can't climb the ladder with all the gear 1.00

01:42:43.340 or haul you out of a fucking burning apartment building 0.99

01:42:45.720 because they don't have anywhere near the upper body strength 0.99

01:42:47.740 but they're fucking doing that though 0.96

01:42:50.760 so when you're 0.99

01:42:54.460 and you could be a fireman

01:42:56.800 the thing you want to fight with might be fire

01:43:00.080 you want to be that guy 0.99

01:43:01.340 you want to be the guy that fucking faces down the inferno 1.00

01:43:04.280 so you can say that's fucking warrior shit 1.00

01:43:06.340 how pumped are you 1.00

01:43:09.960 They have big booty AOS,

01:43:11.660 oh yeah, she's your shift commander now,

01:43:13.280 she's gonna be telling you what to do. 0.99

01:43:19.660 You may have had to break your fucking back 0.99

01:43:21.920 to get this far, to get this job, 1.00

01:43:23.980 to survive this long,

01:43:25.800 and bury the people you've buried,

01:43:27.400 but she's, again, she's fierce,

01:43:30.240 so she's in charge now. 0.99

01:43:31.560 Where's your fucking morale go? 1.00

01:43:32.980 Out through your boots, into the ground, 1.00

01:43:34.840 and it never, nothing, nobody cares,

01:43:36.680 nobody's ever cared, I'm out, and they quit.

01:43:38.880 Gee, why is everyone quitting the army?

01:43:42.400 All the men are quitting all the things.

01:43:44.500 Well, you ruined it, so why would they stay?

01:43:55.580 It's incredible that they just fail over and over.

01:44:02.460 That'll be the day.

01:44:05.160 That'll be the day.

01:44:06.100 there'll probably be a lot of other reasons and I'll probably quit much before then but

01:44:10.560 I'll definitely quit streaming then if a major political figure in Canada goes on TV and goes 0.87

01:44:16.760 I you know what guys I just I I just think I might I have actually no idea what the fuck

01:44:22.240 I'm doing I just don't think I have any idea what I'm doing anymore I don't think I ever did

01:44:25.680 I don't think it's right for me to be making decisions or saying anything because I clearly 0.72

01:44:29.720 don't know what the fuck I'm doing I don't understand anything I don't understand the 0.89

01:44:34.620 economy. I don't I don't understand it. I don't understand why there's so many Indians. I don't 1.00

01:44:39.740 understand why everybody's so mad about it. I don't understand why everything costs so much.

01:44:42.720 I don't understand what expensive means because I've been rich my whole life. I don't understand

01:44:47.800 how to talk to people. I can't relate to the average person. I don't know what they go through.

01:44:52.080 I've never even lived an average life myself. Like I said, I've been rich the whole time. I've been a

01:44:55.660 politician my whole life. I don't know anything. I have no fucking idea what's going on. I'm the

01:45:00.700 last person that anyone

01:45:02.640 should ask for advice

01:45:04.320 or leadership

01:45:06.480 on any subject, let alone

01:45:08.580 this one, let alone of any national importance.

01:45:10.940 I couldn't direct you.

01:45:13.320 If my task

01:45:14.500 is a personal, just you,

01:45:16.540 just you, professional politician.

01:45:18.340 Okay, here's what I got to get you to do.

01:45:20.100 You got to get these 40 guys, and you got to make sure

01:45:22.260 they have all this stuff, and you got to get them to that

01:45:24.300 airport on this bus by this

01:45:26.300 time.

01:45:27.800 So this is what's called a small party tasking

01:45:30.040 in the army?

01:45:30.940 This is just a typical thing

01:45:32.200 you would get a corporal

01:45:33.100 or a master corps

01:45:33.660 or somebody to do.

01:45:35.480 This is 0.99

01:45:36.080 this is just basic shit. 1.00

01:45:38.720 There's no politician 1.00

01:45:39.640 that could do that.

01:45:41.400 There's no politician

01:45:42.680 that could accomplish

01:45:44.100 that scenario

01:45:44.960 without completely

01:45:46.500 just

01:45:46.800 completely mangling that.

01:45:49.900 I don't even think

01:45:50.860 they would

01:45:51.180 I don't even think

01:45:52.960 they would get to the airport

01:45:54.160 let alone with everyone

01:45:55.540 and all of their equipment

01:45:57.860 and on time

01:45:59.060 and, just to make your RSM happy,

01:46:02.860 in alphabetical order from shortest to tallest,

01:46:05.900 lined up in two ranks in front of the terminal.

01:46:10.680 This is how you get promoted.

01:46:11.800 Guys, pay attention.

01:46:13.040 You know, that's Stutz.

01:46:20.340 All right, well, this... 1.00

01:46:22.180 Holy shit. 1.00

01:46:24.420 Yeah, I like that. 1.00

01:46:26.140 Ah, ah!

01:46:28.360 RSM just runs away to rub the battle honors on his face.

01:46:31.020 Ah, ah, ah.

01:46:32.800 That's what it does to them.

01:46:35.380 I've seen them do it, man.

01:46:36.580 What do you think they do up there in the senior NCO's mess?

01:46:41.100 I've heard some of my buddies are in there now.

01:46:42.800 They confirmed it.

01:46:43.420 They're like, it's true, and it's amazing.

01:46:44.660 I love it.

01:46:45.380 I'll never stop!

01:46:50.400 Everything they own in their house just has VRI on it now.

01:46:53.440 You guys know

01:46:55.180 I'm talking to like 1% of my audience

01:46:57.620 Who are like not just military

01:46:59.220 Specifically infantry veterans

01:47:01.220 What happened to you?

01:47:05.400 You know

01:47:05.700 I noticed you no longer have pictures of your children anywhere

01:47:08.960 Huh?

01:47:10.740 It's a CO's coin for that merch

01:47:12.940 Yeah okay that's cool

01:47:14.340 They say when the RSM dies

01:47:21.060 He doesn't get buried

01:47:22.280 He just kind of evaporates

01:47:23.680 Into like pixelated dust

01:47:26.040 And it just like

01:47:26.980 It just kind of like

01:47:29.480 Disperses 0.99

01:47:32.140 Throughout the ranks

01:47:33.980 Throughout the battalion lines

01:47:35.220 And just kind of merges with all of the equipment

01:47:37.600 And accoutrements

01:47:39.560 And

01:47:40.140 Regimental regalia and stuff

01:47:43.000 It'll just like

01:47:43.560 Like now he's in there forever

01:47:47.420 They're all in there

01:47:49.500 It's

01:47:49.960 It's like the storage tank from Ghostbusters.

01:47:53.280 It's just, you know.

01:47:56.580 They say if the RCR makes it to be 300 years old,

01:48:00.860 the world itself will be swallowed by a black hole

01:48:03.240 out of fear of what could happen.

01:48:07.320 Anyway.

01:48:10.680 Keep Your Head says, is this the AI faked

01:48:14.380 hijacked Ragecast to stop the far right?

01:48:17.220 They don't, yeah.

01:48:20.580 They can't stop anything.

01:48:21.740 There's nothing to stop.

01:48:22.480 It's too late.

01:48:27.320 Like, I don't have to do it.

01:48:28.640 Nothing I do or don't do now is going to have any impact

01:48:31.160 on anything that happens anymore.

01:48:32.920 It's not.

01:48:35.000 So.

01:48:40.600 I really could.

01:48:41.440 I could just shut her down right now.

01:48:43.480 It wouldn't make any difference. 0.97

01:48:47.220 keep your heads

01:48:49.780 is there anything

01:48:50.160 you make people think

01:48:51.660 I don't think so

01:48:52.680 I think I make people mad

01:48:54.340 make a lot of people mad

01:48:55.540 and a lot of people sad

01:48:57.000 and a lot of people

01:48:58.600 turn into schizo-spergs 1.00

01:48:59.820 there are people

01:49:00.840 if you can call them that

01:49:03.180 I don't know if they are

01:49:04.100 I don't think

01:49:04.740 a lot of them

01:49:05.520 aren't people

01:49:06.060 to be fair

01:49:06.660 but like

01:49:10.120 their existence

01:49:11.600 a major component of their day-to-day

01:49:18.340 is me

01:49:19.020 and I don't even know them

01:49:21.420 or I barely know them

01:49:24.160 or I haven't spoken to them in five years

01:49:27.380 and every day

01:49:30.240 all the time around the clock

01:49:32.640 they're just Spurgin

01:49:33.720 and like

01:49:43.020 I'm trying to

01:49:43.760 I'm trying to think of how to explain

01:49:46.180 what that's like to somebody

01:49:47.040 I used to think

01:49:49.340 you know

01:49:49.860 I'm just gonna start 1.00

01:49:51.660 because fuck it 0.99

01:49:52.460 I've played a lot of video games over my life 1.00

01:49:54.460 but boys we all have

01:49:57.440 stop lying

01:49:58.640 most of us have been doing it

01:50:00.320 you know

01:50:00.680 so whatever

01:50:02.340 whatever helps you relate to people um you ever play in these games where there's just some like

01:50:10.900 nuisance

01:50:13.780 enemy to kill you know like diablo or something there's just there's just always something 0.99

01:50:22.020 where you're like this fucking yeah it's just annoying it's just in the way it's never a threat 1.00

01:50:26.960 of any kind but it's something you just gotta you're like oh come on fuck it's like that you 0.99

01:50:31.620 just get used to it, and it's like, oh, you're 0.99

01:50:33.760 reminded that that's out there.

01:50:38.660 Can we just run them

01:50:39.600 over? Do we have to... 0.99

01:50:41.820 It's

01:50:43.840 incredible.

01:50:53.600 I just...

01:50:54.780 When I see people like that, I think

01:50:57.320 about what their parents would think.

01:51:00.240 You know?

01:51:01.620 Because I wonder what my parents...

01:51:03.880 I do know what some of them, they wrote some of it down

01:51:05.780 when I read one year, like when

01:51:08.000 I was born, or the year I was born, you know?

01:51:10.020 What they were thinking about, and this kind of stuff.

01:51:11.920 I remember what I was thinking about, and still do.

01:51:14.100 My kids are still young.

01:51:16.760 What they'll be, what they'll want

01:51:18.000 to do with their lives, what could

01:51:19.900 they do?

01:51:20.820 Who could they be? You never know.

01:51:25.940 And

01:51:26.200 for these people,

01:51:28.220 their parents get to know that

01:51:30.180 They aimed at the dirt.

01:51:33.660 You aimed as low as possible.

01:51:37.300 Your passion project is spurging over a virtually unknown internet podcast in Canada,

01:51:46.660 which isn't even a country of any relevance, in a niche market of politics.

01:51:52.240 Like, you got in the smallest puddle, the smallest mud puddle you could find,

01:51:57.580 and this is your, like, man, are you sure you want to be so aggressive with your life?

01:52:05.620 Like, are you really, do you ever think you're living too much, guys?

01:52:09.540 Do you ever feel like you're too alive?

01:52:12.860 Do you ever feel like you're, you know, you're wasting so little of your life

01:52:20.560 that you're not going to understand what it's like to waste any?

01:52:23.820 You're just going to become so detached from reality

01:52:27.660 that you're going to set such a high standard

01:52:29.720 for personal conduct of human beings

01:52:31.480 that you're going to make it impossible

01:52:33.200 for anyone else to ever possibly follow in your footsteps.

01:52:36.360 Do you ever worry about that?

01:52:37.920 That's what I'd be worried about if I were you.

01:52:41.240 Mid-Sperg, post-Sperg, the post-Sperg clarity.

01:52:44.440 You think they have post-Sperg clarity? 1.00

01:52:49.820 And they get that out of their system 1.00

01:52:52.560 and they immediately like, oh my God, I'm an idiot. 1.00

01:52:54.480 I don't think so. 1.00

01:52:55.560 I think it's just a,

01:52:57.300 I don't think there's ever a climax to the Sporg

01:53:00.760 so they don't get the clarity.

01:53:01.920 I think it's just a constant endless irritation

01:53:05.660 of Sporg balls that they can never relieve.

01:53:10.060 But, you know, fortunately for us and everyone else,

01:53:12.140 they are exemplary human beings

01:53:13.400 that are just like really, you know, like, wow.

01:53:23.340 If only the people who almost

01:53:25.860 but didn't quite survive the Titanic

01:53:27.760 sinking, if they

01:53:29.740 had known that there

01:53:31.680 would be internet hero-sbergs like this

01:53:33.660 in the future, they might have held on a little

01:53:35.740 longer. They might have fought a little longer

01:53:37.380 because that's the kind

01:53:39.760 of stuff that makes you swim through the icy waters

01:53:41.600 of death to survive

01:53:43.760 out of pure motivation when

01:53:45.880 you're like, there's

01:53:47.700 going to be people in the future with anonymous Twitter

01:53:49.700 accounts and they're going to be tagging people that

01:53:51.660 they're going to get like four

01:53:53.940 views, and they're going to spend all

01:53:55.900 day on there for

01:53:57.860 years on end, and then they're going to have a

01:53:59.840 podcast that no one listens to.

01:54:03.960 I'm not dying here, not today!

01:54:13.220 You're doing

01:54:14.040 great, kid!

01:54:15.580 You're doing great!

01:54:17.440 Don't stop!

01:54:19.500 Ever!

01:54:21.660 It makes him so mad, too.

01:54:24.960 What do you say?

01:54:26.140 I'm not wrong.

01:54:27.660 I'm so right.

01:54:29.020 It's retarded how right I am. 0.98

01:54:31.940 I'm like the sun.

01:54:34.140 Denying that I'm right about this is denying the sun.

01:54:37.220 Now there's going to be, you know, solar deniers.

01:54:43.200 It's just a big flashlight. 1.00

01:54:44.800 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:54:46.340 good for you sweetie mommy's proud i would be imagine that's your child 1.00

01:55:01.040 now i'm imagining if one of my sons was like 55 and was an internet spurred like on welfare

01:55:12.080 i have no son

01:55:13.480 bad genes i would have to i'd be like i don't know i must have got the bad genes that one

01:55:21.460 couldn't

01:55:24.240 when they say you know they say your life flashes before you're i've

01:55:37.400 i've one of those i don't think it's a morbid curiosity curiosity i'm an intellectual

01:55:43.440 really curious person. I'm curious about everything. I want to know things. I want to

01:55:46.560 understand how things work and you know why and how and you know just like that.

01:55:52.900 So that whole thing I went on like a

01:55:55.120 probably a year eight months a long time. I get into something I'm into it for a while

01:56:01.680 until I feel like I've exhausted all of the information I can get from it and there's nothing

01:56:05.000 really new like really specialized minor detail. I'm not really that interested

01:56:12.660 unless i am but generally i'm just looking for the

01:56:16.300 meta picture that you know the big piece and one of them was uh you know people near death

01:56:23.960 experiences that die and come back to life they remember what happened and they could see every

01:56:27.920 you know there's a lot of like so many that it's undeniable it's not oh no that is absolutely a

01:56:35.560 thing that's as much of a thing as uh a heart attack is a thing there was a time when people

01:56:40.740 didn't think heart attacks were real they thought ghosts were killing people because they just go

01:56:44.720 and die and they'd be like oh no it was the devil no it was just a heart attack that's not real

01:56:52.660 that's just crazy talk um so uh so yeah that's just something that happened and and uh a lot

01:57:07.420 of people report that they uh they get a sense of like and and I like how they describe it because

01:57:15.860 it sounds accurate it sounds like when I heard this I was like that's probably true that's what

01:57:21.140 it would fucking be isn't it it's just things that make sense in life and you're like of course it 0.83

01:57:25.660 was going to be this and you oh yeah you relive your life everything you you kind of re-experience 0.94

01:57:31.100 it all really quickly it's almost like you instantly download I think what I think what

01:57:35.920 happens as people are explaining it like all of a sudden

01:57:37.820 I just it's like

01:57:39.220 you're no longer confined to your mortal

01:57:41.860 shell and it's limitations

01:57:43.640 you're not a

01:57:45.900 spirit you're in a body 1.00

01:57:47.340 your body is not connected to fucking 0.98

01:57:49.540 all the universe and all of this 0.98

01:57:51.900 kind of thing but when you're not you're no longer

01:57:53.660 chained to that you're not bound by that anymore

01:57:55.360 all of a sudden you know everything

01:57:56.620 you know everything there is to know because

01:57:59.140 it's all out here where you are and you're not

01:58:01.600 you know

01:58:02.080 and uh all of a sudden you just oh and uh but what it is is you remember all the things you did

01:58:12.800 what you don't know and don't remember is how it felt and looked from the perception of everybody

01:58:18.680 else that's what you get to learn

01:58:22.940 So if you were

01:58:26.860 a really bad person

01:58:29.000 you're going to feel

01:58:30.240 you're going to learn what that's like

01:58:32.480 as the victim

01:58:34.120 over and over and over

01:58:36.980 and over and over

01:58:38.420 conversely if you were a good person and so on

01:58:40.920 you see. So I thought that was

01:58:42.860 interesting

01:58:43.180 I can't remember why I stumbled on this topic 0.90

01:58:46.480 Fuck there was a reason 0.93

01:58:52.260 near death experience why do i why do they uh i can't remember now 0.99

01:58:56.260 somebody in the chat will remind me or they won't it's hard to say coconut joe thanks coconut joe

01:59:02.540 that reminded me of um milky joe that's what i thought it was there's the mighty boosh 0.91

01:59:08.640 just repost this ridiculously just silly and hilarious

01:59:12.080 i've gotten so like you know cold-blooded and and just desensitized you know i used to love 0.61

01:59:21.160 stuff like that I still think it's funny but

01:59:23.000 I have to be that I have to really be in a good mood I have to probably

01:59:25.040 be high you know I have to to really

01:59:26.980 enjoy it otherwise 0.81

01:59:27.860 it's just too silly it's almost childish

01:59:30.620 it is childish you know but it's funny

01:59:32.440 anyway they were lost

01:59:34.920 on an island there was a coconut

01:59:35.900 milky

01:59:36.920 joe it was and then it 0.98

01:59:39.100 got dark I think milky joe was raping

01:59:40.780 I think there was a murder involved at one point 0.74

01:59:43.140 it's my kind

01:59:47.100 of show anyway I thought that's

01:59:49.100 where you're going with that so that's why I giggled anyway nobody

01:59:50.880 asked nobody fucking asked why I'm answering questions in my own head that I'm thinking 0.89

01:59:56.800 people probably are asking and it's very likely no one is and they're all just watching look he's 0.98

02:00:02.780 insane like he just talks to himself like probably forever he probably does this when it's turned he

02:00:07.540 probably never stops look he doesn't even know he's talking about now it's just it's just weird

02:00:13.000 it's just the weirdest mental illness I've ever seen that's my whole audience I mean it has to be 1.00

02:00:17.640 Scotian Gentleman says it's

02:00:18.800 Sleep Cast for me.

02:00:20.820 Good. This is your lull and mine.

02:00:23.520 I want you to know how energized I was

02:00:24.840 after Monday.

02:00:26.220 Whatever ingredients you used, put in a

02:00:28.740 dissolvable capsule.

02:00:31.440 I think I was just in a good mood that day.

02:00:34.820 Which is rare.

02:00:36.780 That's not.

02:00:38.900 Yeah, no, I don't know.

02:00:43.340 I think that was

02:00:44.820 a problem. I've been

02:00:46.380 And I've been applying a kind of expectations or like a – in my head, it has to be this.

02:00:57.200 I'm policing myself and I keep coming back to this around in circles.

02:01:00.500 You got to be your own dad because no one is going to be there to tell you no and to tell you to stop and tell you that's enough.

02:01:05.840 You should go – you should stop. 1.00

02:01:07.220 You don't eat that – all of that kind of shit, right? 0.99

02:01:10.200 You have to do that for yourself because no one else is really going to. 0.99

02:01:13.940 And people don't do that.

02:01:15.180 that's your discipline that's what that is

02:01:17.100 when you know better when you know like I shouldn't be doing this

02:01:19.340 or I don't want to do that

02:01:20.900 yeah you know who has

02:01:22.840 to stop you you and if you don't 0.92

02:01:25.040 you don't have any discipline you're lazy 1.00

02:01:26.620 and that's why you're fucked up probably 1.00

02:01:28.160 it's a huge problem 0.99

02:01:30.540 it's not good for you

02:01:33.000 you know it's very very bad

02:01:34.720 teaching somebody to discipline themselves

02:01:37.100 to be focused and have is

02:01:38.640 one of the best things you can do for them that's one of the

02:01:40.760 best gifts you'll ever get that's going to set them up for the rest

02:01:42.880 of their life babying people

02:01:44.660 and just being, oh, you just be happy.

02:01:47.680 As long as you're being happy, being your authentic self.

02:01:50.360 They're 300 pounds.

02:01:52.820 They're getting a leg removed for diabetes, and he's 27. 1.00

02:01:58.740 You probably should have cut that shit out like 20 years ago, actually. 0.99

02:02:04.780 You know, or it's drugs or it's whatever. 1.00

02:02:08.440 There's always something, and nobody wants to be the bad guy

02:02:11.100 and criticize anyone. 0.92

02:02:11.880 and it got so bad it became such an oppressively stupidly over-the-top culture of everyone's a 0.93

02:02:21.960 special little bird and everything's amazing and yeah that's toxic masculinity that i just 0.98

02:02:26.940 lost my fucking mind i was like well i'm going to i'm sure i said this as well i'm gonna go 0.99

02:02:32.160 in the other direction aggressively i'm gonna go get a fucking motorcycle i'm gonna just 0.99

02:02:37.460 we're not going to lean that way 0.98

02:02:40.520 I'm going to long jump that way

02:02:42.340 and when I hit the ground I'm going to start running

02:02:44.060 and pulling people with me

02:02:45.500 out of spite because this is

02:02:48.180 like we're overdosing 1.00

02:02:50.060 on stupidity 1.00

02:02:52.180 on this hyper-feminized 1.00

02:02:54.320 emotional 1.00

02:02:54.940 hypocrisy fest we call a fucking society 1.00

02:02:58.240 it's going to kill us all 1.00

02:02:59.840 there's no toxic masculinity

02:03:02.160 there's a critical lack of it

02:03:03.840 where we're dying, we don't have oxygen, we're going to die

02:03:06.220 but

02:03:07.460 so I'm just going to go cartoonishly in the other direction

02:03:11.300 just to make a point

02:03:21.680 yeah people don't like it when you tell the truth though

02:03:23.280 they don't like that they don't like the heat 0.99

02:03:25.220 I don't give a fuck we'll see 1.00

02:03:27.700 we'll see 0.99

02:03:30.180 yes I've got those stories too 0.92

02:03:33.260 i don't give a fuck man i love what you guys are doing 0.99

02:03:37.620 so uh i can't talk to you anymore because my boss found out that fucking uh-huh 0.99

02:03:43.320 yeah you're also like my wife doesn't oh okay we're not friends anymore because your wife said 0.99

02:03:54.340 i don't give a fuck yeah you're a badass buddy well i'm just saying and i'm just saying i was 0.97

02:04:00.680 putting uh putting body parts in bags when I was 20 so I don't don't so you're here to look for 0.98

02:04:09.960 sympathy you're looking for someone to to pat you on the back and say it's okay because I don't have

02:04:16.460 any of that here I don't have any of that that all that's all gone that went out with that you

02:04:21.600 can go uh there's a there's a whole bunch of gender studies women over there that are happy to 1.00

02:04:26.420 and as long as you'll

02:04:27.680 grovel and

02:04:28.400 you know

02:04:28.680 be a feminist 1.00

02:04:29.220 they'll happy

02:04:29.880 they'll happy

02:04:30.300 to pretend

02:04:30.700 to care about

02:04:31.100 your feelings

02:04:31.560 that's another thing

02:04:35.640 they don't

02:04:35.980 they don't teach

02:04:36.540 young men either

02:04:37.200 is that

02:04:37.840 no one

02:04:38.240 cares about

02:04:38.600 your feelings

02:04:39.100 unfortunately

02:04:40.800 not no one

02:04:42.720 but basically

02:04:43.420 no one

02:04:44.320 like your mom

02:04:45.640 would probably

02:04:48.360 care

02:04:48.660 most people's

02:04:49.320 moms

02:04:49.640 your dad

02:04:51.200 maybe

02:04:51.560 a little

02:04:52.660 but

02:04:53.380 and then it

02:04:55.120 drops off

02:04:55.720 real steep

02:04:56.180 after that

02:05:00.420 and it's just how it is

02:05:01.600 It's how it's always been

02:05:02.260 so when they've

02:05:05.340 spent all these years

02:05:07.760 teaching

02:05:08.120 you know

02:05:08.600 you just need to be

02:05:10.760 more emotional

02:05:11.600 you need to be more vulnerable

02:05:12.780 and you need to be

02:05:13.640 in touch with your feelings

02:05:14.560 how's that working out for you?

02:05:19.680 There's a time and a place

02:05:20.300 for everything

02:05:20.720 but

02:05:21.180 you know

02:05:23.580 you went like 90-10

02:05:25.100 the other direction

02:05:25.980 when it should have been like, you know,

02:05:28.520 90-10 the other way.

02:05:32.020 Because part of...

02:05:34.180 It's not toxic.

02:05:35.580 It's just, again, people that don't...

02:05:36.640 They don't understand what men are 0.82

02:05:38.640 and they don't understand what, you know,

02:05:39.940 especially the warrior type men are

02:05:41.480 and what they're for.

02:05:42.020 They don't understand that part of remaining mentally strong is telling yourself that you are and accepting certain burdens, hardships, unfairness, whatever. 1.00

02:06:12.020 In just, just shit, shit sandwiches. 1.00

02:06:21.680 And you just got to grit your teeth and deal with it because you are able to. 1.00

02:06:31.280 They're not.

02:06:32.080 They don't send, they don't send the girl guides to, you know, go attack Amy Ridge.

02:06:42.320 They don't. 1.00

02:06:42.760 You know, this bit, this fucking feminist society, it hates men until it needs them. 1.00

02:06:53.320 That day may be coming. 1.00

02:06:54.860 You feel very safe downtown Toronto?

02:07:03.520 How's the public transit situation going?

02:07:06.680 I understand there's a woman just randomly murdered.

02:07:08.800 Where was that?

02:07:09.160 London?

02:07:09.780 Just somebody on the loose, just stabbing people.

02:07:11.540 Like, this is just where we're at now.

02:07:14.360 Don't worry. 0.68

02:07:17.100 Patrolman, constable, big booty Latina. 1.00

02:07:20.600 They're going to, they're going to be on top of it.

02:07:26.700 That's the other thing they won't tell you.

02:07:28.500 They'll, they'll say that's what they want.

02:07:31.300 We need, we need more strong women and we need more diversity and we need more. 0.79

02:07:36.700 If you were, if you actually felt scared, if you were really concerned, like I think we are in serious mortal danger right now. 0.99

02:07:47.200 Right fucking now. 0.92

02:07:48.560 And there's two phones. 0.99

02:07:51.240 There's maybe 10 phones in front of you,

02:07:53.980 and you can make one call.

02:07:56.180 One of those phones is a bunch of white guys, 0.79

02:07:59.820 some of them with mustaches and bald heads.

02:08:02.580 They've got matching shirts.

02:08:06.020 That's the phone people are going to call almost every time.

02:08:17.200 That'll be fun to watch

02:08:21.760 It'll be fun to watch how these 0.99

02:08:24.160 Just fucking 0.99

02:08:25.180 Students of the new world 1.00

02:08:27.380 Built back better

02:08:29.420 Yeah

02:08:29.960 You exist on a foundation of sand

02:08:33.240 That's just being permitted

02:08:35.620 You know for now

02:08:36.580 We'll see what happens

02:08:39.760 We'll see how tightly they cling 1.00

02:08:42.000 To their fucking precious ideals 1.00

02:08:43.920 When 1.00

02:08:45.460 It gets scary

02:08:46.660 Are you willing to die for it

02:08:49.600 Are you going to risk your life for it

02:08:53.460 Are you going to deploy

02:08:54.520 With that platoon

02:08:55.260 This is the first

02:08:58.460 All trans all female 1.00

02:09:00.140 All gay all fucking 1.00

02:09:01.800 Every section commander 1.00

02:09:03.900 Yeah fall in

02:09:05.200 There is no reason

02:09:07.720 They're not just as capable

02:09:09.120 I'm sure there isn't

02:09:10.340 So who's going

02:09:11.140 Hands

02:09:13.000 Anybody

02:09:15.260 it's weird come on guys

02:09:18.120 what are you waiting for 1.00

02:09:19.240 fucking 1.00

02:09:21.080 2006 0.99

02:09:24.120 Delta Force basically we're talking about come on

02:09:26.360 it's like this weird cosmic game

02:09:36.420 they're playing

02:09:36.980 the further and the farther and the harder

02:09:44.540 that you run away from reality

02:09:46.360 and try to make reality

02:09:48.520 something that it isn't

02:09:50.440 invert it upside down 0.99

02:09:52.200 turn it against itself all this crazy shit that they're doing 0.99

02:09:54.500 the more of it that you do 0.99

02:09:56.320 to basically

02:09:58.540 distance yourself from

02:10:00.020 nature

02:10:03.180 instinct like the natural order

02:10:06.340 of reality the further the harder

02:10:08.720 the farther everything they do to try to get away from it

02:10:10.760 brings them closer to it

02:10:12.660 everything they're doing is going

02:10:15.660 to destroy

02:10:17.480 the way

02:10:19.660 of life that we have that has insulated us

02:10:21.540 from that world

02:10:22.620 and then there's

02:10:25.600 going to be no stopping it

02:10:33.280 Where was the story?

02:10:38.700 I like this guy

02:10:39.580 I don't know

02:10:41.580 what a deep state expert is.

02:10:44.200 But anyway, this is,

02:10:47.760 he's not wrong, man.

02:10:50.100 This is, this is,

02:10:51.360 you're just reading the leaves.

02:10:52.960 You just read, you know,

02:10:54.120 it's getting cold.

02:10:54.820 The winter's coming, you know?

02:10:57.560 Very grave danger as a nation,

02:10:59.100 deep state expert

02:10:59.760 warns South Africa's genocide

02:11:00.900 is going global.

02:11:02.080 Jeez, where have I heard that before?

02:11:05.680 His recent bestselling book,

02:11:07.020 Indoctrinating Our Children to Death

02:11:09.080 is warning people to pay attention

02:11:10.300 to the genocide of the white farmers in South Africa.

02:11:13.060 What's happening there is something they want to take global

02:11:15.480 in their tyrannical takeover of all life and property on Earth.

02:11:19.060 What's happening down there is a microcosm,

02:11:20.840 and that's what they have planned for you, your country, your family,

02:11:22.680 and what's left of the Christian West.

02:11:25.060 Well, it's not the real reason left.

02:11:28.780 It's not because they're Christians. 0.98

02:11:31.700 It's not the Christian African countries that are under attack, is it?

02:11:37.060 It's a lot of Christian African countries.

02:11:38.740 It's a lot of Christians in Africa.

02:11:40.300 There's Christians in the Middle East. 0.98

02:11:42.280 Why aren't they?

02:11:44.140 South America is all Christian, basically, isn't it? 0.86

02:11:47.500 Isn't that Brazil with the giant,

02:11:49.860 like the massive, enormous Christ statue

02:11:52.300 on the top of a mountain?

02:11:53.440 Like, that's Brazil, isn't it?

02:11:54.460 Or Argentina or somewhere.

02:11:56.940 It's not those ones.

02:12:02.340 Strange.

02:12:04.780 But yeah, more or less. 1.00

02:12:06.580 your fucking pronouns 1.00

02:12:15.100 and your 1.00

02:12:16.080 virtuous statuses

02:12:18.580 on Twitter

02:12:19.420 oh you got some

02:12:23.920 you got some

02:12:24.400 degrees and some 1.00

02:12:25.220 online bullshit 1.00

02:12:25.960 oh did you go to 1.00

02:12:27.600 the University of Ottawa

02:12:28.340 and learn about 1.00

02:12:28.940 fucking women's 1.00

02:12:29.700 struggles 1.00

02:12:30.100 and yeah okay

02:12:31.300 so there's six

02:12:32.000 Somalian guys

02:12:32.820 at the door

02:12:33.340 with guns and

02:12:34.460 machetes

02:12:34.840 okay

02:12:36.580 Oh, it just window broke.

02:12:39.640 They're coming in.

02:12:40.940 Oh, no, you can't call a cop.

02:12:44.340 We defunded the cops.

02:12:45.200 There are no cops anymore.

02:12:46.280 Remember?

02:12:48.560 The ones we do have, well, it's Big Booty.

02:12:52.960 You know, she's busy eating.

02:12:55.760 So you're on your own. 0.79

02:12:59.400 You don't have any men in your life because they're toxic. 1.00

02:13:02.340 So you can't call any of them. 1.00

02:13:03.700 And your lesbian wife, who's, like, basically a man with her butcher, 1.00

02:13:08.080 she's pissing herself and trembling in the corner. 1.00

02:13:11.920 Yes, she.

02:13:12.720 It's a female. 1.00

02:13:13.300 She has a vagina. 1.00

02:13:14.140 I don't care if she calls herself Alan and has a mullet 1.00

02:13:17.720 and tucks a plaid shirt into a pair of, you know,

02:13:20.940 boxy mom jeans with a belt, and she thinks she looks hot,

02:13:23.560 and she's just, you know, I don't care

02:13:25.520 because this is what I was talking about.

02:13:29.880 This is reality now.

02:13:31.120 This is the jungle. 0.99

02:13:32.140 There's no fucking rule. 0.99

02:13:33.700 here, except what is. 0.99

02:13:39.100 It's the arena.

02:13:41.440 Welcome to the arena.

02:13:44.620 You're the reason we're here now, because you wanted all of these feelings to be acted

02:13:52.420 upon.

02:13:52.960 All of your, all of the feelings, all of the justice.

02:13:57.440 All of the refugees, and all of the, all of the racism, and all of the, yes.

02:14:03.540 Yes.

02:14:05.780 Yes, listen to that little serpent speak sweet nothings into your ear. 1.00

02:14:13.540 It was all such a good idea.

02:14:18.340 We need more female military officers. 1.00

02:14:22.440 We need more Sikh Indian representation. 0.98

02:14:25.880 We need to destroy it all. 0.97

02:14:33.900 It's so weird, isn't it?

02:14:35.860 Because it's their disdain.

02:14:37.780 Those are the sides, okay?

02:14:39.060 This is what it comes down to. 0.99

02:14:40.780 You're either a Nazi or you're a freak, essentially, 0.99

02:14:45.040 or you're somewhere on the spectrum to one or the other. 1.00

02:14:48.720 And the freaks, they hate.

02:14:56.180 you could call it you could say nature god just the natural life itself um 0.98

02:15:04.080 hate it can't stand it anything normal and wholesome and disgusting they can't you know

02:15:13.380 they freak out they ever see that picture of like a it's like a texan family in america they've got

02:15:18.680 i mean they've got american flags and stuff it's not hard to guess it's uh you know handsome white

02:15:25.280 guy probably looks exactly like me has a beard and then he's got like a really beautiful wife 1.00

02:15:31.580 they're both holding ar-15s and they've got four kids also holding guns they're all waving 0.99

02:15:36.820 american flags you know and they're like this is fucking terrorism and they're losing their minds 0.96

02:15:41.820 over that this was called average american family photos circa 1979 uh to i don't know 0.98

02:15:53.020 no no one cared ever now all of a sudden it's terrorism so i don't know what 0.96

02:15:58.500 also men are women women are men remove the genitals slice them off with knives pump them 1.00

02:16:03.220 full of poison until they kill themselves and then when they do well it was white people's 1.00

02:16:05.760 fault probably especially men and uh destroy more things statues rewrite stuff take them 1.00

02:16:10.880 out of popular culture put more women in it make it gay a lot of that more women make it gay 1.00

02:16:16.180 because we hate that 0.98

02:16:21.580 we hate toxic masculinity

02:16:23.020 we hate violence

02:16:25.420 and we hate all the 0.61

02:16:26.540 you hate

02:16:27.320 how life on earth

02:16:28.600 works

02:16:29.440 and

02:16:31.860 because you refuse to compete

02:16:35.780 it's all very competition based

02:16:37.300 and you don't like that

02:16:40.060 you don't think that's fair

02:16:40.900 so you

02:16:41.300 instead of that

02:16:42.020 instead of competing

02:16:42.980 you think

02:16:43.380 I'll just rewrite the rules

02:16:44.480 I'll just rewrite the rules

02:16:45.620 so where I win and I don't have to do anything.

02:16:47.780 I'm now a victim slash special amazing person.

02:16:52.160 I have these statuses.

02:16:54.240 I have these faux accomplishments.

02:16:57.340 Look at my social media profile. 0.89

02:17:00.780 Look at all the mental illnesses I have.

02:17:04.900 Look at how many abortions I've had.

02:17:07.540 We will just rewrite the rules

02:17:09.320 so where I don't have to compete anymore.

02:17:11.840 I'm just amazing.

02:17:12.980 And you have to change actually

02:17:15.000 to appease my feelings,

02:17:18.060 these are the people

02:17:19.100 making these policy decisions

02:17:22.540 in opposition to, I would say,

02:17:25.200 an outright hatred of reality

02:17:26.660 and life itself

02:17:27.500 and their determination

02:17:28.640 to just change reality

02:17:31.740 and smother it

02:17:32.520 and we'll just,

02:17:33.180 we'll never have to do this.

02:17:34.480 Every step that they take

02:17:35.660 in the pursuit of this goal

02:17:36.500 brings them closer to it 1.00

02:17:37.880 breaking into their fucking house. 1.00

02:17:40.520 It's, it's, uh... 1.00

02:17:45.000 And they don't, they don't see it, you know, and you can't make them see it because they're down here in the mud. 0.98

02:17:50.740 They're, they're, they are aimed at the dirt.

02:17:53.360 They won't even come up to the second floor of the house to look out the window to get a slightly better view.

02:17:58.240 Because there's stairs and they don't do stairs.

02:18:00.440 They have a mobility scooter.

02:18:02.100 They've already had a leg cut off from diabetes.

02:18:03.980 We talked about this, all right? 0.98

02:18:05.940 Stairs are oppressive and stairs are an invention of the white man to keep the black man down. 0.96

02:18:11.500 because they know that they're not as good at building stairs 0.55

02:18:14.140 and two-story, four-story build, bigger.

02:18:16.160 They can't really, I mean, Africa's not known

02:18:18.720 for its widespread, large-scale, impressive architecture.

02:18:23.100 So we've actually made stairs illegal in Canada in 2029.

02:18:27.860 There's no more stairs because it's oppressive and offensive

02:18:30.000 to other cultures, specifically the ones that stack rocks

02:18:33.500 that look like little people as well.

02:18:35.980 They think that that's making fun of the rock people statues

02:18:38.940 I mean, it's wood kind of stacked on top of each other and going up.

02:18:45.520 Just get out of their way.

02:18:50.860 People like that, you can't.

02:18:55.600 Unless they're your family, or for some reason, even if they're your family.

02:19:00.400 Just because someone's your family, I don't think means you automatically owe that person anything.

02:19:05.640 I mean, you probably do.

02:19:08.940 generally but not automatically not 100 because there's i mean i know people you know their

02:19:13.600 their relatives or even close relatives and there's like yeah there's there's a very good

02:19:16.840 reason that they don't like each other and probably should never speak to each other again

02:19:19.580 um but

02:19:23.320 again if it's unless there's somebody you have like a personal history with or there's there's a

02:19:33.900 There's a wrong that needs

02:19:36.000 There's a like

02:19:36.900 I can't

02:19:37.600 You know

02:19:38.000 I got to try

02:19:38.720 You know

02:19:39.120 I can't leave them behind 0.99

02:19:40.120 I got to fucking at least 0.98

02:19:41.120 Fair enough 0.96

02:19:43.020 You know

02:19:43.280 We all gotta live with ourselves

02:19:44.500 But

02:19:45.280 Just

02:19:46.560 Some person you met yesterday

02:19:48.440 Like

02:19:48.780 You don't owe them anything

02:19:49.880 If they're like that

02:19:54.880 Especially

02:19:55.260 You know

02:19:55.920 If they're

02:19:56.440 A goblin freak 1.00

02:19:57.580 They made their choices

02:19:59.980 Just like you

02:20:01.640 You're where you are

02:20:03.200 because of your choices and they're where they are

02:20:04.740 because of theirs.

02:20:05.900 So if you want to go around trying to convince

02:20:09.300 and help and make them understand

02:20:12.040 and have a conversation with all of these people,

02:20:15.040 you're going to be at that for the rest of your life.

02:20:25.140 You're never going to be done.

02:20:26.520 There's more of them every day.

02:20:28.780 Is that worth your time?

02:20:29.840 And your success rate is going to be, you know, one for every 200.

02:20:38.260 Some people are just the kind that they will believe whatever the last person they talked to told them.

02:20:44.480 They're just very fickle.

02:20:45.760 And they're just kind of...

02:20:48.840 I think people like that is a survival mechanism.

02:20:53.700 They're not confident people.

02:20:56.100 They're not very intelligent people.

02:20:57.780 and for them to basically survive in life.

02:21:02.300 Whoever is around them,

02:21:04.160 they need to approve of them and like them.

02:21:09.300 That's all they really know.

02:21:10.680 They know that's important.

02:21:11.980 They're not going to eat.

02:21:13.760 You know what I mean?

02:21:15.040 So whoever's around them

02:21:16.500 and they just agree with what everybody else is doing.

02:21:19.260 There's a lot of people like that.

02:21:20.620 I think they're called voters.

02:21:21.760 They don't want to be outside the sheep pack

02:21:29.380 Because then they're

02:21:30.080 I've seen people do that too

02:21:35.480 Sit here at our table

02:21:36.960 And agree oh yeah I agree with everything

02:21:38.540 I'm on your guys' team

02:21:40.520 Then they go over to that table

02:21:42.900 Oh yeah I'm with you guys

02:21:43.980 I can still see you

02:21:47.320 You didn't even leave the room

02:21:50.580 At least leave the room before you betray me.

02:21:53.400 I'm right here.

02:21:54.760 We are not the same.

02:22:15.660 Swiss Daniels says, Dad must be drunk, not reading everything.

02:22:18.860 I don't care.

02:22:19.400 Nobody's ever cared.

02:22:20.740 What are you going to do about a $1 chat?

02:22:24.100 Land of the fake, home of the gases.

02:22:25.780 Thank you for voicing the valid, warranted grievances of white guys. 0.63

02:22:30.600 I think you represent, I mean, a lot.

02:22:33.040 The people, it's important to continue streaming.

02:22:34.720 I'm going to.

02:22:36.060 I'm just. 0.99

02:22:39.200 Listen, guys, this shit doesn't work if I can't be honest. 0.99

02:22:42.980 I'm. 0.99

02:22:44.760 I'll be dead serious.

02:22:45.940 When I sat down, I was not going to quit.

02:22:51.320 I wasn't going to be like, this is it. 0.99

02:22:52.520 I'm fucking done. 0.94

02:22:53.180 But I'm like, I'm going to at least I'm going to talk about it because I think it's I don't know, man. 0.98

02:22:58.100 It's coming, you know, and I think it needs to start, you know.

02:23:05.020 That's why you talk.

02:23:05.880 That's why you talk about things.

02:23:09.340 That's what I have.

02:23:10.980 I have imposed conditions on myself subconsciously, perhaps.

02:23:17.180 That everything has to be a certain way and go a certain, you know.

02:23:25.400 And it doesn't at all.

02:23:27.440 I don't know why I was thinking that.

02:23:32.240 I've been doing this for seven years.

02:23:33.880 I used to get anxiety. 1.00

02:23:35.240 I would have too much shit. 0.99

02:23:36.760 I'd have like 35. 1.00

02:23:37.880 I probably there's probably still 30 tabs.

02:23:39.460 I don't know.

02:23:39.840 I don't care.

02:23:40.120 I don't need them, but I think I do.

02:23:43.380 And I'll, you know, oh, I gotta get all this.

02:23:45.020 Who cares?

02:23:47.820 What am I gonna do? 1.00

02:23:48.460 Just sit there and make shit up for three hours? 0.99

02:23:50.280 You've been doing it for the better part 1.00

02:23:51.780 of almost a decade, son.

02:23:53.320 Yeah.

02:23:54.280 See, this is me being dad to myself again.

02:23:57.360 But in all seriousness, like, no, I'm,

02:24:00.820 that's what it was.

02:24:01.480 I just, when I sat down, I didn't even realize that

02:24:03.900 until I started talking about it.

02:24:04.700 Why do I have to, you know, I probably do need a break.

02:24:09.000 I'm going to continue but

02:24:10.680 we'll see how it goes 0.99

02:24:15.060 yeah I think I just put too much shit on 0.99

02:24:17.620 myself but the point is 0.99

02:24:19.540 the whole you know you got to be your

02:24:22.860 own dad thing I mean that literally

02:24:24.980 and it's I don't know where I I half

02:24:28.960 pieces together half heard something

02:24:30.440 somebody just clicked one day and then

02:24:32.500 ever since I started doing doing that

02:24:34.380 it doesn't always work because you're 0.97

02:24:38.520 You know, sometimes, you know, your dad tells you not to do something and you do it anyway and you're like, fuck, I should listen to my dad, except it's you now because you're a grown man. 0.98

02:24:45.000 Right. 0.99

02:24:46.140 Maybe that's who it is in your head.

02:24:47.880 Maybe you picture your own dad.

02:24:49.260 If you love your dad, then maybe that works for you.

02:24:51.220 But when you're in when you're in a situation, you just periodically throughout the day, the week, whatever, you just take a look at yourself, maybe in a mirror, maybe just internally.

02:25:02.720 and maybe while you're zoned out 0.99

02:25:03.740 watching the fucking advertisement, whatever. 0.99

02:25:06.100 And picture, you know, you're not you, 1.00

02:25:09.620 you're your son and you're now your own dad.

02:25:12.920 Do you like what you see?

02:25:17.360 What are you dealing with?

02:25:18.260 What are you going through?

02:25:20.220 And if you don't know what to do,

02:25:21.880 what would you tell your son to do?

02:25:25.560 Because, you know, we're all good men here.

02:25:27.880 We all love our sons, don't we?

02:25:30.100 You wouldn't lie to them.

02:25:31.160 You wouldn't tell them to do something 1.00

02:25:32.300 that would fuck them. 1.00

02:25:33.120 You would give them 1.00

02:25:33.860 the best fucking advice 1.00

02:25:34.860 you could think of. 1.00

02:25:35.500 You'd be like,

02:25:35.820 you got to do this.

02:25:36.580 This is what you got to do

02:25:37.280 because it's just totally

02:25:38.740 100% generated out of love.

02:25:40.340 There's no way you're going to steal.

02:25:41.660 It could be wrong. 1.00

02:25:42.560 You could fuck up, 1.00

02:25:43.460 but you're intent 0.99

02:25:44.620 That's the purest intentions

02:25:45.820 and effort you're

02:25:46.420 ever going to get.

02:25:47.160 So you tell yourself

02:25:48.460 what you would tell

02:25:49.400 your own son.

02:25:54.720 And that's all the logic

02:25:56.080 there is to it.

02:25:56.760 Then if you can remove

02:25:57.820 yourself from it,

02:25:58.540 like it's not

02:26:00.220 happening to you,

02:26:00.820 it's happening to your son.

02:26:01.720 what would you tell him to do?

02:26:02.760 Would you tell him to give up?

02:26:06.340 Would you tell him not to give up?

02:26:09.720 Would you tell him he can't do it?

02:26:13.240 Or would you tell him that he could?

02:26:18.900 Would you tell him 1.00

02:26:19.740 don't eat that whole fucking cake 1.00

02:26:22.500 You're already fat 1.00

02:26:23.460 Starting tomorrow 1.00

02:26:24.480 You're going to go to the fucking gym 1.00

02:26:26.020 Would you tell him that? 1.00

02:26:31.720 But I'd rather be a king of nothing than a servant than a sick society

02:26:35.700 Pretty little children playing pretty little games

02:26:38.140 In their pretty little worlds is all I've ever seen

02:26:40.660 You never felt my pain

02:26:42.300 And I just gotta say to your faith

02:26:43.780 I ain't like you

02:26:44.840 I will ever live like you

02:26:46.440 And you will never

02:26:47.520 Yes I know I look like a cop now

02:26:49.500 But like I'm just doing it to confuse them

02:26:51.300 They're gonna start to like me

02:26:52.820 They're not gonna be able to help it 1.00

02:26:54.040 I'm gonna fuck them up 0.99

02:26:56.120 I'm gonna- All these cops are gonna be doing my bidding before long 0.99

02:26:59.100 They'll be like I can't

02:27:00.300 Chief, I can't, the mustache, I ain't looking at it

02:27:03.880 Here comes the chief 0.99

02:27:16.460 That's a goddamn fine mustache 1.00

02:27:25.180 We can't compete with this 0.99

02:27:30.300 License registration

02:27:40.660 Phil

02:27:45.000 No, this is, you need a license to boog 0.99

02:27:50.100 Where's your license to boog, Phil?

02:28:00.300 Albert says, hi.

02:28:02.020 Hello, I've been watching your streams lately.

02:28:05.080 I think you should do a stand-up routine

02:28:06.240 as Only Donald Trump.

02:28:07.580 I pay for that.

02:28:10.300 I felt so, I felt bad the other night.

02:28:12.880 I had like three messages about the Trump thing

02:28:15.380 and I like didn't do any of it.

02:28:17.300 I'm just like,

02:28:17.800 they obviously wanted you to do a Trump bit

02:28:19.720 and I just didn't do it.

02:28:23.660 In my head, I'm always like,

02:28:26.780 everyone's tired of all of it. 0.99

02:28:28.460 just just minimal anything because i cannot hang on to this fucking pen to save my life 0.99

02:28:35.340 come on or something to save my life anyway 0.93

02:28:38.560 i need a setup i need something i'll you know he's one of the funnest he's one of the easier

02:28:47.600 ones i don't know why he's just he's easy for me to do once i kind of got his voice figured out

02:28:51.940 But, you know, he's not he's not too bad.

02:28:55.720 But. Normally, normally doing a good impression of anyone takes a fair amount of work and time.

02:29:02.860 But if you're halfway talented and lazy like me, sometimes you can just get good at one with minimal effort and you can just coast.

02:29:10.160 You can just coast on that for a long time. 0.99

02:29:16.640 Except I'm never going to get a job on Saturday Night Live because I'm a fucking nuts. 0.99

02:29:21.940 Anyway, I'll have to think of something. 0.99

02:29:35.880 Somebody will have to set me up with Trump.

02:29:37.720 Sometimes after the stream credits,

02:29:40.940 normally Philip gets up to shenanigans.

02:29:42.640 He's been hanging out with Donald a lot lately.

02:29:45.500 Last I heard, wasn't he throwing grenades on people

02:29:49.760 out of a helicopter?

02:29:51.140 There's probably people listening to this

02:29:52.740 that don't have any idea what I'm talking about.

02:29:54.460 Especially if the audio downloads,

02:29:59.520 the stream ends and it's quiet.

02:30:01.960 And they probably just...

02:30:02.860 You'll see.

02:30:08.580 It's been seven years.

02:30:10.140 I think I can give it away now.

02:30:15.140 Yes, it's been doing it forever.

02:30:17.320 Somebody's like, how long have you been doing this?

02:30:18.720 For, like, seven years, man.

02:30:20.980 Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of these.

02:30:24.440 His adventures are wide-ranging as they are disturbing.

02:30:29.620 And, um, if you haven't listened to them, maybe don't.

02:30:33.740 Because you'll come away with a totally different appreciation of me.

02:30:37.680 And not a good one.

02:30:38.960 It'll be like I introduced.

02:30:41.240 Oh, my God.

02:30:42.020 He shook my wife's hand.

02:30:44.220 Oh, no.

02:30:48.720 Is it contagious, whatever he has?

02:30:51.600 Jay Fish says,

02:30:52.720 As of the hundreds I've watched and listened to,

02:30:54.080 hands down, the highest level of ability to keep me engaged.

02:30:56.300 Aw, thanks, man, on the verge of tears for nine hours,

02:31:00.160 three hours, nine episode of time.

02:31:01.900 I don't know.

02:31:03.060 It's funny, too, because a lot of people just don't have the attention span.

02:31:10.940 And it's just the way it is, you know?

02:31:14.040 For whatever reason, it's just certain people,

02:31:17.660 certain people really you know enjoy what i'm doing and you know for that i'm grateful because

02:31:22.620 otherwise i'd have to i would have to do something else shittier you know

02:31:28.640 but you know part of that was realizing like i'm actually not special like we're all we're

02:31:38.560 all special in that like you we're all a certain type of person we all are more or less more like

02:31:46.320 this or more like that or you're more of a golden retriever you're more of a rottweiler you're more

02:31:52.360 of you know you're more in between but everybody kind of um but there's there's no such thing as

02:32:00.140 a one-of-a-kind person exactly um

02:32:03.780 i think even the rarest kinds of people there are there's tens of thousands at least

02:32:11.220 of people like them that if they met each other they'd be like we are like the same

02:32:15.520 fucking person we were almost the same yeah and that's kind of cool it's just the percentages

02:32:22.440 and the numbers they're just kind of big or smaller depending on what you're talking about but 0.98

02:32:26.460 uh nobody's that unique and uh if you feel that way or some of those chances are

02:32:32.380 and um i wondered that you know before i started talking saying anything before i did the omar

02:32:37.620 cotter thing i was like i wonder how many people even then i knew then i knew a lot actually quite

02:32:45.400 a few who are just afraid to say anything

02:32:47.500 because, well, you know,

02:32:49.320 the freaks out there. The Walking Dead.

02:32:52.860 The Hmong. 0.99

02:32:53.440 The zombies.

02:32:55.240 Patton says, Hi, Ceasis. Fuck you. 1.00

02:32:57.620 In all caps. I don't know if he just wants to make sure 1.00

02:32:59.520 you guys can see it because he knows your eyes are bad

02:33:01.660 or he's yelling at you.

02:33:03.500 I don't know.

02:33:05.220 You'll have to ask him.

02:33:06.920 Why don't you go ambush him outside of a bar somewhere?

02:33:10.020 Genstein says, We will miss you.

02:33:11.400 Time to order bait! 1.00

02:33:13.080 Oh, f**k! 1.00

02:33:15.400 Oh, that 1.00

02:33:25.120 You can't

02:33:30.960 It's

02:33:32.460 Justine

02:33:35.540 Oh my god

02:33:37.100 I think he's just doing that to manipulate me

02:33:41.940 Because I'm sure I've said this at one point 1.00

02:33:43.220 It's like, oh fuck 0.99

02:33:44.280 Imagine if somebody was like 0.99

02:33:45.540 All I have is this

02:33:46.480 Good thing this stream is on 0.99

02:33:48.080 Otherwise I'd fucking kill myself 0.99

02:33:49.500 And then I cancel it 1.00

02:33:51.280 This is psychological warfare

02:34:01.680 I'm not falling for this

02:34:05.340 I'm just

02:34:05.620 Logging off

02:34:29.120 And if it's real

02:34:31.000 He's trying to make sure that I never stop streaming

02:34:41.740 By preying upon

02:34:44.320 My fears

02:34:46.960 It's not gonna work on me

02:34:48.760 I am

02:34:51.460 I'm basically a steel trap

02:34:53.100 But

02:34:53.500 I see what you're trying to do

02:34:55.060 It's a good

02:34:57.160 It's a good move

02:34:58.000 It's a good shot

02:34:58.620 You know

02:34:59.320 It's like

02:35:01.140 Guys

02:35:01.700 I just

02:35:02.080 I can't help it

02:35:02.620 If you're bothered by it

02:35:03.660 I just

02:35:04.000 Tune out or go somewhere else 0.99

02:35:05.720 I fucking love boxing 0.98

02:35:06.720 I'm obsessed 0.99

02:35:07.280 I'm never gonna stop

02:35:08.220 I don't know what to tell you.

02:35:10.540 It's just like when two really good, 0.97

02:35:13.260 really fucking good guys are fighting 0.97

02:35:15.740 and one of them tries something that doesn't work, 0.98

02:35:18.920 but the other guy's like,

02:35:19.880 I would have tried that too.

02:35:23.720 Oh, a ghost fighter.

02:35:26.960 Game recognizes game.

02:35:31.900 Nice try, mind terrorist Genstein. 0.97

02:35:34.760 I learned it from watching

02:35:38.980 you

02:35:39.440 Donkey won't

02:35:42.820 do this to me. He says, I think this is part

02:35:44.960 of the sociological progressive nature

02:35:46.680 of homo democracy. Push us to the limit. 1.00

02:35:48.900 Ease off. Become normalized. Might be another generation 0.99

02:35:51.000 the next week. No, there

02:35:52.680 is no other generation. Today 0.99

02:35:54.820 we're the cowboys of the past for the future. This is it.

02:35:57.060 This is what I don't think people understand.

02:35:58.660 It's just mathematically

02:35:59.740 the numbers are what they are. We are at

02:36:02.440 that tipping point right now

02:36:04.640 So, this generation of kids that are, I mean, you could probably go older,

02:36:13.060 but even just to really grab it, like, 10 to 17, like, how old is a generation?

02:36:18.100 A generation is every, what, like, 18 years or 25 years or whatever the hell it is?

02:36:21.700 I don't know.

02:36:22.760 But specifically that crop, once, like, the kids today that are 10,

02:36:27.240 when they're 21

02:36:29.340 we will be

02:36:32.120 one an absolute minority in this country

02:36:34.160 we will have no political power

02:36:35.920 representation whatsoever

02:36:36.980 pretty much the core

02:36:39.840 the vast majority of the boomer

02:36:41.840 support base for the status quo system

02:36:43.800 will be gone they will be not

02:36:45.820 voting dead

02:36:47.080 you know what I mean

02:36:48.220 it's just you know if they're 70 now

02:36:51.940 where are they in 10 years probably not here

02:36:53.520 or you know

02:36:54.800 and so on and so on and so on and that's the majority of our numbers still taxpayers voters

02:37:02.400 most of them are over 55 so so in 10 where so now we don't have and look you see the media

02:37:11.000 you see that what what's the public messaging going to be what are you going to see on tv

02:37:15.000 the radio like it's going one direction isn't it um when those kids are 21 they're going to

02:37:20.360 in a very hostile

02:37:21.240 environment

02:37:21.820 it's already impossible

02:37:23.660 for anyone who's 21

02:37:24.980 to ever own a home

02:37:26.320 pretty much

02:37:26.920 unless you're a professional

02:37:27.740 athlete

02:37:28.140 you win the lottery

02:37:28.900 some other

02:37:30.820 lightning strike

02:37:31.640 of a thing

02:37:32.020 happens to you

02:37:32.680 you're not

02:37:33.020 you're not going to

02:37:33.460 own anything

02:37:33.920 and I'm not trying

02:37:34.420 to make you

02:37:34.880 sad or upset

02:37:36.020 in fact

02:37:36.440 probably the opposite

02:37:37.360 if there are any

02:37:38.340 any young guys

02:37:39.040 or girls either 0.95

02:37:39.860 listening to this

02:37:40.580 I don't know why

02:37:41.100 there's no young

02:37:42.160 women listening to this

02:37:43.140 that would be 0.99

02:37:44.260 fucking weird 0.98

02:37:45.020 is it 1.00

02:37:49.120 like women 1.00

02:37:49.680 don't even pay attention to anything

02:37:51.460 even remotely relevant to real life

02:37:53.460 like until they're at least 30 don't they

02:37:55.240 they're pretty

02:37:57.720 much just dancing and tasting different

02:37:59.580 foods and taking pictures of different foods

02:38:01.660 until they're like 30 I think

02:38:03.380 and then they're like

02:38:05.460 wait a minute like why are people getting

02:38:07.700 shooted

02:38:08.320 I'm just teasing I'm mostly

02:38:11.720 just teasing because it's mostly

02:38:13.120 some of that's not true some of that isn't true

02:38:15.700 for some people sometimes so

02:38:17.260 you know

02:38:19.680 I think I'm covered legally there.

02:38:26.340 But, you know, it's...

02:38:28.680 Yeah, like, it's hopeless, right?

02:38:32.820 Just don't kill yourselves. 1.00

02:38:34.120 Don't fucking... 1.00

02:38:46.680 We're going to sell the official sound. 0.99

02:38:48.520 I should do that.

02:38:49.300 I should sell a mixtape.

02:38:51.180 I could see a... 1.00

02:38:52.360 Holy fuck! 1.00

02:38:53.780 Oh! 1.00

02:38:57.220 That would have been funny.

02:39:00.980 I don't know why...

02:39:01.880 I keep getting ideas that I wish I could tell Greg about.

02:39:05.640 That would have been...

02:39:06.620 That would have been a funny idea.

02:39:08.300 Riff shop idea.

02:39:09.220 I make like a burned CD.

02:39:10.600 Like we're in high school.

02:39:12.700 Hey, I made you a CD.

02:39:14.420 It's like got 18 songs burned onto it.

02:39:17.680 Like, some of, like, from the stream, and I'm like...

02:39:20.020 And it's, like, handwritten.

02:39:22.380 It's in one of those shitty cases with no cover. 0.93

02:39:25.520 And that's what we mail you for, like, $50. 0.88

02:39:29.080 That's what it would cost.

02:39:30.320 The CD, the shipping, yeah, it would probably cost that. 0.99

02:39:33.800 Holy fuck, that would be funny, though. 0.97

02:39:36.300 And no one would ever be able to listen to it, 0.99

02:39:38.940 because nobody has a CD player anywhere.

02:39:40.860 Like, I have one in my truck,

02:39:42.800 and it took me 20 minutes to figure out where it was or how to access it.

02:39:45.900 i'm not a boot it just i'm like is there one i don't know it's so it's barely there

02:39:53.700 and then when you put something in there you can't get it i just know because i was going 0.56

02:39:57.000 through the menus one day and i was like cd where what is there a fucking cd player here 0.93

02:40:00.760 i had to google it i had to go on youtube and i was like 0.82

02:40:02.900 i was so mad like why why why why is why 0.79

02:40:08.880 fucking why why is there a a 0.98

02:40:12.660 a thing a device a machine that I can't find why would you make it is it stealth am I is it a drug 0.99

02:40:20.940 is it a compartment is this a drug smuggling vehicle and did I just stumble upon something

02:40:25.660 there's no button there's nothing there's just a tiny little you can't even see it

02:40:29.000 I had to google it I had to go on youtube and that wasn't even clear it's like oh it's located 0.99

02:40:34.880 on the fucking panel where I don't I had to google a fucking youtube video like an idiot 1.00

02:40:42.100 and yeah there's a YouTube video for where the fucking CD player is in this truck and it's two 0.99

02:40:50.020 or three minutes long and I'm like this is embarrassing that it's even that long but 0.90

02:40:53.340 like a two second all I needed was either two pictures or one video of a hand anyone's hand 0.98

02:41:01.260 I don't care I don't care it could have been a fucking it could have been an alligator's hand 0.81

02:41:05.520 with CD going in the thing that's it and that took me like 20 minutes to find because that's 0.97

02:41:11.080 the internet now because there's so many indians on it and now elon wants to give indians all the 0.99

02:41:16.060 internet he's giving the internet to all of india do you see this starlink is gonna go like big time

02:41:21.820 on the internet because they're like well we need money to like pay for everything so ten dollars a

02:41:26.660 month per customer something dirt cheap like this i hope that but this could be fake the amount of 0.98

02:41:32.440 fake shit running around his nuts uh but it sounds like something they do and at scale you're gonna 0.97

02:41:36.260 get i mean hundreds of millions of customers in india i mean think of how much money that is 1.00

02:41:40.520 Right?

02:41:41.260 So the internet is basically over, guys.

02:41:44.180 We have but few months left.

02:41:46.660 And then it's just everything is bobs and bejean.

02:41:49.140 Everything.

02:41:49.940 You'll go to log in to Windows

02:41:51.520 and it'll be an Indian guy.

02:41:53.080 There'll be no escaping.

02:41:54.300 Just how it is outside,

02:41:55.580 how there's no escaping them,

02:41:56.620 it'll be like that digitally now.

02:41:59.760 Like, even places they shouldn't even been able to get.

02:42:01.660 How did you even get in there?

02:42:03.920 Like, you'll go through,

02:42:04.620 I will go through old saved emails

02:42:07.280 emails from 2006 and 7 when I was in Afghanistan

02:42:10.920 and there will be edits in them made by Indian men.

02:42:18.700 There will be

02:42:22.180 administrational history in the coding

02:42:24.000 that I can find where Indians have logged in and taken old 1.00

02:42:27.780 photos. Like not copy paste

02:42:31.940 cut and paste. So those are gone now. I mean this is where we're headed.

02:42:35.740 So, fortunately, and this is going to bring me back to the young guys here for a minute. 1.00

02:42:39.680 Why don't please don't kill yourselves because you're going to feel really stupid if you do. 0.99

02:42:48.160 Everything's about to explode. 1.00

02:42:50.100 Not tomorrow, but over the next 10, 20 years, it's going to get.

02:42:57.800 Well, there might as well.

02:42:58.840 It might as well just.

02:43:05.740 this do i have to say anything just listen to this noise and think about

02:43:12.620 what the next 15 years is probably going to be like

02:43:35.740 uh it can't stay this way so we're at the we're at the end uh of a long fortunately for you guys

02:43:46.000 a long road of poison and sabotage

02:44:00.080 self-harm lies treachery a lot of a lot of the things to bring us to where we are now

02:44:05.620 took a long time and it's been accelerating a lot especially in the last 10 years five years

02:44:12.520 and you know i've just been really kind of paying attention in earnest since i don't know 2012 13 0.74

02:44:19.440 maybe and true i mean there's probably i mean i was born in 86 i'm a fucking old man now i mean 0.85

02:44:27.540 there's there's guys there's guys in the army now that weren't even alive when 9 11 happened you

02:44:32.400 They don't even remember real life.

02:44:34.820 They don't remember normal.

02:44:36.920 What they think normal is, that's not normal, dude.

02:44:39.700 You missed it.

02:44:45.420 It's gotten so crazy, and it's not sustainable.

02:44:49.360 And it's getting to the point now, and you're a big reason,

02:44:52.960 a big part of why this is going to move to the next stage here.

02:44:57.540 is like i said you're buying buying having a life is impossible

02:45:03.220 you're never going to be able to have enough money to stay ahead of the bills

02:45:11.080 home ownership forget it how you're going to do that and how are you going to

02:45:15.380 having having financial stability and a place to rest and live and in provide if you want to have

02:45:26.320 a wife you kind of need one of those it's kind of important since oh i don't know uh always it's

02:45:35.080 always yeah um so that is the precursor to having a family so you see how this this is um

02:45:43.460 this is going to raise some existential questions about the futility of even being alive now what

02:45:50.920 they're going to hope for and push towards is yeah well just get universal basic this is what

02:45:56.140 they're going to attempt universal basic income,

02:45:58.540 and we'll give you some sex robots, 1.00

02:46:01.100 and you can just play video games

02:46:02.720 and live a life of comfortable distractions forever

02:46:07.120 and just keep numbing the pain of feeling like

02:46:11.760 this is not what life is supposed to be

02:46:14.880 and the emptiness that you feel and all of that.

02:46:18.340 We'll just keep pummeling you with different distractions

02:46:21.520 and things to make you cope with and all that kind of stuff.

02:46:26.140 But really soon, the kind of pain they're talking about is going to be so intense that there's not going to be any artificial substitute that's going to be the medicine you need.

02:46:47.760 It's not going to be there.

02:46:48.860 The instinct is going to be to revolt because you don't have a future.

02:46:53.260 That's what young men do.

02:46:54.420 That's what men do. 0.72

02:46:56.140 they may be soft.

02:46:57.660 They may be grown up in this weird, 1.00

02:47:00.580 fucked up inside out, coddled environment. 0.99

02:47:02.280 But I have faith that the human instinct 0.99

02:47:04.160 and we've been alive quite a while.

02:47:07.140 There's evidence of human activity on this planet

02:47:09.700 going back to like hundreds of thousands of years.

02:47:12.840 Like this isn't day two.

02:47:14.960 We're not new.

02:47:17.420 And we've survived this whole time somehow.

02:47:21.920 The idea that, oh, well now there's smartphones

02:47:25.240 so we'll just go extinct that's retarded that's retarded the problem the problem is that I think 1.00

02:47:32.280 no one has perceived the threat no one felt and it's certainly changing at least in the

02:47:38.660 it's certainly changing now in the past it wasn't so much covid certainly kick-started this people

02:47:42.520 are now feeling uh threatened they didn't used to it's easy to um not react and be lazy and just

02:47:49.800 kind of, eh, when, you know, you look outside,

02:47:51.800 everything looks fine. Basically,

02:47:53.300 people like me are going, oh, you

02:47:55.720 got a car outside. It's crazy.

02:47:57.260 And they go, what? They look, I don't know. It looks sort of

02:47:59.560 fine to me.

02:48:02.080 Nothing was affecting them, you know?

02:48:04.060 Everything I went through in Afghanistan and

02:48:05.660 the water and the lies and all that didn't affect

02:48:07.740 them.

02:48:09.260 Well, if you're on, everything's

02:48:11.600 fine from where I am, so if you think 0.95

02:48:13.640 things are fucked up, it must be something you did 0.99

02:48:15.580 or maybe you, I don't know. 1.00

02:48:17.220 It sounds like a you problem

02:48:18.840 It doesn't affect me

02:48:20.340 And then it did and then everybody had to

02:48:22.980 Or they'd take your job away

02:48:24.080 You're not going to be able to travel 0.99

02:48:26.900 All of that shit 1.00

02:48:27.560 It came into everyone's home and for the first time 1.00

02:48:29.980 Everyone at once was affected by the claw

02:48:33.160 The state, the overriding power structure

02:48:35.880 That exists 0.98

02:48:36.520 And it did it in a way that didn't make any fucking sense 0.95

02:48:39.460 And was crazy and heavy handed 0.96

02:48:41.160 And a lot of people for the first time

02:48:43.220 Got a glimpse of something that we've been seeing

02:48:44.880 For a long time

02:48:46.700 and it scared them.

02:48:55.200 Now you've got people running around randomly getting murdered,

02:48:59.460 stabbed, smashed to death by transport trucks on the road, 0.90

02:49:03.500 kids going missing, women getting raped. 0.96

02:49:05.220 It just, all of it adds up.

02:49:07.860 It's like, you know, let's go back to video games again.

02:49:13.360 How many experience points do you need to go to level 25?

02:49:18.920 We just don't know how many.

02:49:20.800 But every one of these that happens, that's a pile.

02:49:25.320 It's got to be getting close.

02:49:26.900 Because it is.

02:49:28.800 The landscape of rhetoric and the things people are saying

02:49:32.400 and comfortable saying, it's blown into the water

02:49:36.260 completely different than it was ten years ago.

02:49:38.640 And... 0.95

02:49:43.360 right now that's yeah it's a it's a hopeless bleak like it's fucking awful that's the reason 0.98

02:49:54.880 why it isn't i would agree that there's no point it's so over bro if nobody anywhere saw a fucking 0.91

02:50:04.120 thing is that true is it true that out of and you don't and keep in mind you don't need everybody

02:50:13.400 You don't need,

02:50:14.820 if I had a thousand men

02:50:16.000 and that's the representation

02:50:18.040 of all the able-bodied men

02:50:19.700 in like Canada or America

02:50:21.000 or wherever you're at,

02:50:21.820 so you've got a thousand of them, right?

02:50:23.240 How many do you need

02:50:25.060 to actually notice

02:50:34.640 legitimately a threat, a problem

02:50:37.100 and organize amongst themselves

02:50:40.660 to defend the rest of them?

02:50:42.900 And then how long through that process of this happening does it take for the other men to notice and understand what's happening and then join those who are participating in that project?

02:50:58.340 Eventually, it's almost everybody, sooner or later.

02:51:06.540 If they all understand, look, we're under attack.

02:51:09.300 We have a, what's more interesting?

02:51:13.020 Do you want to fight for your survival in real life?

02:51:16.420 Or do you want to, you know, fight for pretend digital video game prizes in a pretend world that doesn't exist while you're stripped of anything resembling dignity?

02:51:25.120 One of them is synthetic, artificial, fake 0.5% of the feeling of accomplishment and participation and satisfaction that you get from the other real thing.

02:51:47.700 There's no more, there's not very much room left to just sleep it off and just ignore it and go, ah, yeah.

02:51:56.080 I'll be dead by the time it, are you going to be dead by the time it gets that bad?

02:51:59.480 If you're 18, if you're 24, oh, it's not my problem. 0.93

02:52:02.920 That's going to be, no, it very much is your problem.

02:52:06.520 Where are you going to be in 10 years?

02:52:07.720 Probably in a worse place than you are right now.

02:52:09.540 So this is breeding an undercurrent of real concern and anger and frustration and feelings of betrayal and heartbreak and backstabbing.

02:52:24.080 I mean, all of that stuff I mentioned earlier

02:52:30.560 that caused me to kind of go on this kind of crusader war path.

02:52:33.280 So it's, you know, I'm not that special.

02:52:45.120 I'm not a genius.

02:52:46.240 I'm not a madman.

02:52:49.460 This is just ahead of the curve.

02:52:54.080 They're all going to see it.

02:53:02.040 They're all going to see it sooner or later, sooner than later.

02:53:15.580 And the faster the critical mass point of that 1,000 manpower pool,

02:53:21.760 And it's like 20 guys

02:53:26.380 If there's a crowd of a thousand men

02:53:29.400 In 20, 25 of them 1.00

02:53:30.820 They're like boys we've got a serious fucking problem 0.99

02:53:32.980 That group goes to 50 to 100 1.00

02:53:35.400 To 500 real fast

02:53:36.940 And it's just a matter of time

02:53:40.780 Let's just watch the boulder roll

02:53:51.760 And then it's on

02:53:54.640 And then that's it

02:53:55.400 Like this is it

02:53:56.140 Because if we're not able to collectively

02:53:59.880 Our generation, that generation

02:54:01.660 The older generation

02:54:03.100 And everybody that can get involved and contribute

02:54:05.680 When this

02:54:06.180 When the extremes cross

02:54:08.800 That's it

02:54:12.740 We either win or it doesn't matter

02:54:14.300 Because we're not here anymore anyway

02:54:15.560 So anybody who's sitting around thinking

02:54:18.900 Oh well I'm glad that's going to be 50 years from now

02:54:21.460 Sorry

02:54:23.220 It's like you're hoping the teacher

02:54:26.960 Doesn't pick you today

02:54:28.020 Maybe they'll wait till Monday

02:54:29.060 Nuh-uh

02:54:29.920 You're not getting off that easy

02:54:31.840 Matt, boys, does appreciate the work

02:54:45.040 I don't do any work on the impressions

02:54:47.940 It's just rolled in

02:54:48.880 I don't have to truck through this in the morning

02:54:52.400 Oh, he's gonna be depressed for the first hour, isn't he?

02:54:55.700 Justice for fathers says 1.00

02:54:56.840 Fuck you, Phil 1.00

02:54:57.540 An existential whiteness 1.00

02:54:59.860 Okay

02:55:00.320 I just realized the other night

02:55:02.760 I gotta look at these lights

02:55:04.480 Like they were crazy bright one time

02:55:06.420 I was like, oh my god

02:55:07.140 I mean, I'm pretty white, but

02:55:08.980 It was, uh

02:55:12.420 That's better, right?

02:55:15.340 I look, okay

02:55:16.000 I look more human

02:55:17.200 pale as a ghost um and now they're fighting over the I'm not I'm not doing this three dollar chat 0.98

02:55:27.560 thing Patton said you're the only chicken fucker online am I look guys in the RCR can't read okay 0.95

02:55:37.960 and if you can't read you can't create social media accounts and like upload stuff the internet 0.99

02:55:43.180 That's a big problem.

02:55:45.040 That's a big part of it.

02:55:46.600 I'm just a weird freak.

02:55:48.020 I learned to read before then,

02:55:49.400 so I still remembered how when I got out, surprisingly.

02:55:54.340 But yeah, that's largely what it is.

02:55:57.940 They can't use phones.

02:55:58.740 That's why they don't text or they just...

02:56:02.980 You sacrifice parts of your mind

02:56:07.560 so you can dedicate them to being perfect at parade drill.

02:56:12.980 Okay?

02:56:13.720 That's part of...

02:56:15.400 Listen, daring, gallantry, and dash.

02:56:18.760 Okay?

02:56:19.920 Did you think I'd forgotten?

02:56:24.040 Do we need to go over why things are seen?

02:56:27.840 I will sit here. 0.99

02:56:29.100 I will teach the whole fucking... 1.00

02:56:30.240 Imagine, that would be fucked. 1.00

02:56:32.540 That'd be so fucking... 1.00

02:56:34.160 I'd have to be so... 0.99

02:56:35.000 I'd have to be like Andy Kaufman level schizo. 0.99

02:56:38.060 I'd just like start a YouTube channel

02:56:39.520 and just start teaching basic training classes

02:56:41.840 to an invisible,

02:56:43.180 like you're the class.

02:56:45.720 Like actual military,

02:56:47.120 like just as if that was my job,

02:56:49.320 dead serious.

02:56:52.080 And not once or twice.

02:56:53.620 I mean, there's weeks of content.

02:56:54.880 I go through the whole program.

02:57:02.780 You'd be so,

02:57:03.740 you'd be like,

02:57:04.120 i hate this after like two of those you're like we have 68 more to go like oh

02:57:10.100 i take my money no no god no oh man how much would they have to pay me to do that again uh

02:57:16.320 it'd be kind of funny you know this was too bad about the reserves if it was like

02:57:24.980 can i just show up whenever i want like maybe never maybe just for a few hours maybe for a 0.99

02:57:30.320 week then maybe never again like can i just come and go like no like ah fuck you i'm not doing 0.99

02:57:34.480 because otherwise i might do that i'm not doing this this is gay you know i'm leaving i'll show 0.99

02:57:39.660 up what are you guys doing next week yeah i'll come do that you know that's kind of how the

02:57:49.720 i don't miss it but i'm glad i did it that makes sense

02:57:58.260 keep your head

02:58:00.280 see that truck over there

02:58:01.400 don't get on it boy 1.00

02:58:02.780 fucking Jews 1.00

02:58:04.100 gotta ruin everything 1.00

02:58:05.180 well I mean

02:58:09.260 there's

02:58:10.100 you know

02:58:12.860 you want to create

02:58:14.240 something from the ground up

02:58:15.780 meddling with something else

02:58:17.280 that already exists

02:58:18.120 never leads to

02:58:19.160 never leads to a good

02:58:20.000 improvement

02:58:20.880 you know

02:58:21.340 it's just

02:58:23.420 it's like tinkering

02:58:24.420 you know

02:58:25.280 you're just a tinkerer

02:58:26.280 inventors and visionary do you think leonardo da vinci respected tinkerers you know

02:58:33.460 like as much as wow who remember tim taylor remember that show i don't know why i thought

02:58:41.600 of this oh you can repair small engines and machines and lawnmower that's nice can you

02:58:47.840 build one from scratch can you can you work a lathe can you machine the parts can you can 0.99

02:58:53.780 you build it from nothing tim because leonardo can otherwise you're just a tinkering bitch 1.00

02:58:58.780 all you do is fuck with things that i make you know fair enough i couldn't invent anything like 0.99

02:59:06.460 that's not me it's not my job it's not what i'm here for and it's not my uh i wouldn't be happy 0.99

02:59:11.860 doing that i hate it would hate doing that i hated doing i started doing like computer science shit 0.96

02:59:16.340 in high school 0.95

02:59:18.080 and, like, community college stuff.

02:59:20.480 I was like, this is the worst.

02:59:22.260 I do not belong here with these people.

02:59:25.080 They were, you know,

02:59:26.600 nice people.

02:59:28.980 I get allegedly, you know,

02:59:31.200 but it's not me.

02:59:36.060 And a lot of men

02:59:37.540 are afraid to be themselves

02:59:39.140 and pursue what they really want to do.

02:59:42.400 And

02:59:42.640 you're never going to be happy if you can't.

02:59:47.320 And it's a shame.

02:59:48.240 I think a lot of guys get old before they ever pursue that. 0.99

02:59:51.320 I think that's where midlife crisis shit comes from a lot. 0.93

02:59:53.480 They start freaking out like, oh my God, I'm running out of time. 0.98

02:59:57.440 Yeah.

03:00:03.340 But you'll never feel fulfilled or satisfied unless you're doing what you're for.

03:00:08.140 Whatever that is.

03:00:09.060 And if you don't know what that is, that's what you got to figure out.

03:00:11.060 That's the first thing you got to figure out.

03:00:12.500 Who are you?

03:00:13.700 You don't know who you are?

03:00:16.340 but you have a very strong take on politics i see

03:00:26.320 yes yes phil come gather everyone the man who doesn't know who he is is here to tell us

03:00:36.600 how we're gonna get the libs out tell me oh learned one

03:00:43.100 you don't even know who you are tell me how the world works tell me how the world works guy who's 0.99

03:00:52.500 too afraid to even exist doesn't know who he is can't wrap his head around the fucking discipline 0.99

03:00:59.540 to not be obese you know these kinds of things it's just not what are you gonna do um patten says 0.99

03:01:06.620 oh yeah patten says it's osama bin laden raid shit except epstein killed himself sure oh yeah do you 0.88

03:01:12.260 guys want to look at that uh last canadian subscribed thanks man i appreciate that i'll 0.91

03:01:17.280 add you to the hit list the end entropy i can add people rumble will not tell me who is subscribed

03:01:24.320 to the channel i've been looking and i can't find it and there's no they are not like look i get the

03:01:30.040 i know the entropy people i got the right my phone hey what's the deal with this and they're like 0.95

03:01:35.620 you're an idiot it's right there oh thank you so i can add them rumbles no such luck that's just 0.99

03:01:43.100 If you don't know somebody 1.00

03:01:43.800 that works there,

03:01:44.420 you're not getting answers

03:01:45.000 from anyone.

03:01:45.380 So I don't know.

03:01:46.160 I have no idea.

03:01:46.720 If there's a way to find out

03:01:47.500 who's, like, a manifest

03:01:48.580 of who's subscribed

03:01:49.340 to your channel,

03:01:49.860 I would put it on there.

03:01:51.140 But I, as of yet,

03:01:52.560 don't know where it is,

03:01:53.280 but I'm going to look still.

03:01:55.060 Donkey says,

03:01:55.540 three years ago,

03:01:56.260 Dagadan.

03:01:57.060 Right.

03:01:58.580 When's the next one?

03:01:59.360 Isn't it?

03:01:59.680 It was May, usually,

03:02:00.440 wasn't it? 0.99

03:02:03.360 What the fuck was that? 1.00

03:02:07.160 Morgan, was that you? 1.00

03:02:12.260 guys if you if the cops are you a cop are you on the roof you can just come in 0.99

03:02:18.440 don't be on the fucking roof it's not it's gotta it guys will be replaced you're gonna fall 1.00

03:02:24.160 whatever if they fall through the roof it's their I swear it's not like Santa like I don't know 0.99

03:02:29.420 what's going on up there someone's on the roof or something there's a there's a huge fat raccoon

03:02:34.640 up there sometimes though and I know

03:02:37.420 that because I heard it

03:02:39.300 land but on

03:02:41.400 the corner edge and just scurry

03:02:43.280 and scratch and scramble in 0.84

03:02:45.320 desperation to not fall off the

03:02:47.340 edge of the roof for like

03:02:49.140 five minutes and then it finally

03:02:51.420 got on top and then scurried around

03:02:53.260 on the inside and then like

03:02:55.460 jumped and ran away into the bushes

03:02:56.960 and it was huge. Big fat guy.

03:03:01.780 What should we name him?

03:03:04.640 Benjamin

03:03:07.140 Benjamin get off the roof

03:03:10.500 Miss Speaker thank you

03:03:11.280 everybody's doing it now

03:03:12.620 you guys are just being

03:03:13.320 sick of fans

03:03:15.200 Pat says my basic training on YouTube

03:03:18.060 basic up reloaded

03:03:20.360 basic up reloaded

03:03:23.720 keep your head says when you're the best

03:03:25.820 at what you do you get bored

03:03:27.040 what am I doing

03:03:28.800 I'm the best at venting my own frustrations

03:03:31.620 I would hope so

03:03:32.920 I would hope so

03:03:35.280 I think I just do it in a less, I don't know.

03:03:40.300 It's more than one way to do anything.

03:03:42.680 You know, I'm doing a little bit of nothing.

03:03:45.500 A little bit of everything and nothing. 0.98

03:03:47.900 Suit, Hawaiian shirt, drunk, beard, fat. 0.89

03:03:50.700 I don't know. 0.93

03:03:51.440 I'm trying everything.

03:03:54.020 So far, you know, Netanyahu's still alive. 0.72

03:03:56.540 None of my witchcraft is working.

03:03:58.260 I must be doing it wrong.

03:03:59.980 Uncle Tacitus says, just tuned in, got scared by shirt.

03:04:02.500 We'll watch tomorrow once I collect myself after three.

03:04:04.640 Well, you weren't here, you know?

03:04:07.720 Yeah.

03:04:09.280 I'm an unapologetic white guy with a mustache,

03:04:11.980 an unironic one, in a...

03:04:15.160 Basically like a vacation shirt that I wore in Mexico

03:04:17.700 because it was like 27 degrees today.

03:04:22.860 If you guys were wondering,

03:04:24.340 like when does it get warm in Nova Scotia?

03:04:26.900 Two days ago. 0.87

03:04:28.580 May 28th is when it stops being shitty and cold and rainy. 0.63

03:04:32.580 And then it's nice

03:04:34.020 for about two or three weeks.

03:04:40.160 Then it's rainy and muggy and gross

03:04:43.040 and there's a lot of bugs and flies.

03:04:45.340 Then it's kind of a few more weeks again

03:04:48.140 on the other end towards August, September. 0.63

03:04:50.400 And then it's right back to Kill Yourself.

03:04:53.040 So you get like...

03:04:55.240 I think it's like 17 or 18 nice days in a year

03:04:58.900 in Nova Scotia between June and September.

03:05:00.820 It's pretty good.

03:05:01.260 it's almost three weeks. Almost three weeks

03:05:03.740 of nice days out of the

03:05:05.600 year. The rest is

03:05:07.100 well we have

03:05:11.720 a lot of shows to watch

03:05:13.260 all the other times.

03:05:21.300 So my family has a lot

03:05:23.680 of relatives in California

03:05:25.020 in the southern U.S.

03:05:28.720 Probably not so much

03:05:29.600 recently Florida.

03:05:31.260 But not like they're genetically related.

03:05:36.900 What happened is the people that settled here,

03:05:40.300 some of them, for some reason,

03:05:42.680 didn't find this was hella dope

03:05:44.600 living here in February and all year, 1.00

03:05:47.580 like three weeks, fuck this. 0.99

03:05:50.100 And they went to uncovered wagons 1.00

03:05:51.860 to California or whatever.

03:05:54.020 Probably was the right move. 1.00

03:05:55.560 The rest of us were like, fuck that. 1.00

03:05:57.280 I want to get drunk, boy. 1.00

03:05:58.420 And they just stayed here drinking.

03:06:00.200 And that's how they got through the winter.

03:06:01.260 and then they developed a taste for it.

03:06:03.180 And it's pretty much what's been going on ever since.

03:06:06.340 They've been just drinking, going on pokey,

03:06:08.200 and fishing once in a while.

03:06:09.420 Since, like, 1790, something like that.

03:06:12.760 1780, I don't know.

03:06:14.420 Somewhere around there.

03:06:15.140 Somewhere around the turn of the other century.

03:06:16.440 1800-something.

03:06:19.920 Intrusive says,

03:06:20.420 I played the war game of how Latvia plays out in real life.

03:06:22.500 Canada was definitely the tip of the spear.

03:06:24.520 Yeah, that's what it's called.

03:06:25.380 That's what they tell you.

03:06:26.220 You're the tip of the spear.

03:06:27.100 You're the edge of the roadblock.

03:06:28.160 You're the edge of the speed bump.

03:06:29.720 Genstein says in Comic Boy's voice,

03:06:32.240 worst dream ever.

03:06:33.320 Well, you know,

03:06:34.760 you're, again, just trying to psychologically manipulate me.

03:06:36.740 And now he's trying to infer that he's bored.

03:06:38.600 He doesn't like.

03:06:39.340 See?

03:06:42.060 Nope.

03:06:43.080 I got...

03:06:44.460 I got...

03:06:46.620 It's tri-harder than that, Genstein.

03:06:51.920 I may be getting old.

03:06:52.960 I got a few years left

03:06:54.400 where you're going to be able to take me down.

03:06:55.560 uh...

03:06:58.980 Stiegle says

03:06:59.500 my father told me

03:07:00.220 when I was young

03:07:00.780 the only thing

03:07:01.980 that matters in life

03:07:02.820 is family

03:07:03.260 I didn't get it at the time

03:07:04.160 but as I've lived my life

03:07:05.340 that axiom

03:07:05.780 keeps manifesting

03:07:06.580 it's truth

03:07:07.020 when I least expect it

03:07:08.000 come to realize

03:07:09.120 that it's the only thing

03:07:09.820 worth living for

03:07:10.500 thanks for what you do

03:07:11.180 it's greatly appreciated

03:07:12.040 well yeah

03:07:13.000 and you know

03:07:14.900 family can mean

03:07:16.460 different things

03:07:17.660 to different people

03:07:18.220 it doesn't necessarily

03:07:19.220 always mean

03:07:19.940 your blood relative

03:07:20.680 some people don't have

03:07:21.700 that kind of a family

03:07:23.140 they may just have

03:07:23.940 a couple of really

03:07:24.600 close friends

03:07:25.280 um and they're as close as any other you know brother and sister family would be

03:07:31.000 and you know when they lose people like that the the pain of that is no different really

03:07:36.320 it's pretty it's pretty severe you know um man there's been some guy like some of the guys that

03:07:41.780 have you know been killed or killed themselves over the years it's just 0.87

03:07:45.060 it's a fucking weird thing to get uh used to which is what happens i don't want to say that it 0.93

03:07:54.280 stops being painful, it 0.98

03:07:56.680 does become

03:07:59.080 more familiar and

03:08:03.100 easier to navigate, I guess.

03:08:05.880 It's like, look, doing

03:08:06.580 a push-up is doing a push-up. 0.98

03:08:10.700 If you don't

03:08:11.200 like doing them, you're never going to like doing them, but doing

03:08:13.060 them is doing them, and you just get used to it,

03:08:15.220 but it still feels the same. This is the same

03:08:17.080 activity. It's the same.

03:08:19.100 Some of them, man,

03:08:21.000 not blood-related,

03:08:23.000 I can still feel

03:08:28.900 It's like

03:08:29.460 It feels like

03:08:30.500 You ever hear anybody

03:08:32.240 Describe it this way.

03:08:33.140 That is what it feels like.

03:08:35.000 It's right here

03:08:36.060 In the center of your chest

03:08:37.140 There's this

03:08:38.080 Once the realization

03:08:40.000 Hits you

03:08:40.520 And what has happened

03:08:41.560 There's this

03:08:43.480 Sort of

03:08:48.200 Tightening

03:08:48.940 In a sense

03:08:49.860 But

03:08:53.000 almost like there's a vortex that has just spontaneously erupted inside your chest.

03:09:02.200 And it's just pulling like your breath and your happiness.

03:09:15.560 I don't know. 0.65

03:09:16.560 A lot of everything good that you would, and it's just being fucking ripped right. 0.77

03:09:21.140 They say, it feels like somebody reached right into your chest and ripped your heart out, pulled your heart out. 0.90

03:09:24.940 Yes.

03:09:26.160 Something like that. 0.99

03:09:27.860 And you just fucking, you know, I mean, one of these, man, I fucking went down on one knee and I was just like, oh, it, it physically hurt me. 0.98

03:09:38.060 I did like my, my, my buddy that told me, he actually said, are you sitting down? 0.99

03:09:47.220 And when he told me that, that's when I knew what happened.

03:09:50.060 But that's why they say that.

03:09:51.420 Apparently that's a real thing because you might want to

03:09:53.280 because you might, you know, hit the deck.

03:09:54.900 Because you're going to be... 1.00

03:09:55.460 It's a fucking... 1.00

03:10:00.420 Joe Louis punching you the liver or something, man. 1.00

03:10:05.960 Are you okay?

03:10:07.780 Yes, but I'm going to be down here for a minute.

03:10:09.860 I'm going to be down here for a little while 0.98

03:10:11.100 until I can fucking collect my... 0.98

03:10:12.700 You know what I mean? 0.98

03:10:13.180 It's just...

03:10:13.620 That's how it is.

03:10:15.400 But yeah.

03:10:17.020 Anyway.

03:10:18.160 Yeah, the family thing is 100% true

03:10:20.080 because when you're really scared,

03:10:23.840 and this is a gift,

03:10:25.900 it's a good thing to have happen to you.

03:10:30.660 It can be traumatizing

03:10:32.180 and a lot of people don't get over it

03:10:33.280 and they can't process it.

03:10:34.340 And I think because they run from it

03:10:35.640 and they hide from it.

03:10:36.820 Because again, we live in this

03:10:37.940 upside down backwards world where,

03:10:39.680 you know what?

03:10:40.120 Some of the things, they have a point

03:10:41.440 and some of the things are good coping strategies

03:10:43.380 and some of the things,

03:10:44.220 and yes, and yes, and yes.

03:10:45.280 But especially the mental health world

03:10:47.280 when it comes to men and a certain kind of men,

03:10:49.820 it's tucking totally overrun

03:10:51.420 with this hyper-feminine, you know. 0.99

03:10:55.620 They just don't get it, but.

03:11:01.380 You know, how can being that frightened

03:11:03.800 be a good thing for you?

03:11:04.960 Well, you know, they say it puts things into perspective.

03:11:06.880 Because what do you think about?

03:11:08.320 If you actually think, like, I might die now.

03:11:11.940 Where does your mind go? 0.99

03:11:13.440 Are you fucking really upset 0.99

03:11:14.800 about this game you didn't finish? 1.00

03:11:17.280 Oh no, now I'm not going to be able to get drunk fucking. 1.00

03:11:23.280 You don't care about any of that. 1.00

03:11:27.840 Where does your mind go?

03:11:29.300 What do you care about?

03:11:31.600 I got to fix that door. 1.00

03:11:32.780 Holy shit. 0.99

03:11:34.440 It's squeaky. 1.00

03:11:42.520 Yeah, you know, your kids, your parents, your whatever.

03:11:45.340 The people are most important to you.

03:11:47.280 That's when you're down to like your bare essentials, you know.

03:11:55.420 You're going to be alive or you're not.

03:11:58.500 You don't care about your money and your stuff and your things anymore, your car or your,

03:12:02.860 you know.

03:12:04.340 I mean, unless you literally have nothing, then I don't know what happens in that situation.

03:12:08.300 But then you'll know

03:12:16.380 you've been there

03:12:18.540 you've been to a situation

03:12:19.600 you've been frightened enough

03:12:20.900 that now you know

03:12:22.400 what's important

03:12:23.000 because you've felt that

03:12:24.380 you felt that fear

03:12:25.460 real fear

03:12:28.940 not the pretend 1.00

03:12:29.680 like these fucking people 1.00

03:12:31.680 that live on the internet 1.00

03:12:32.460 and these experts

03:12:35.020 no we're hate experts 1.00

03:12:36.700 and we're fuck 1.00

03:12:37.340 yeah 1.00

03:12:37.520 You've never been afraid a day in your life, a minute in your life.

03:12:40.460 You don't know anything about violence or anything. 0.99

03:12:42.840 You don't know what the fuck you're talking about at all. 1.00

03:12:44.820 You have a gender studies degree. 1.00

03:12:48.420 Not qualified.

03:12:56.920 You can always tell

03:12:58.620 the difference.

03:13:03.820 I feel like people who have been really afraid before

03:13:08.600 and humbled by it when it's bigger than you.

03:13:12.100 And people who haven't and think that they've conquered the gamut,

03:13:18.540 the spectrum of emotions and mental difficulties,

03:13:23.220 and they've, you know, 0.98

03:13:24.960 trust me, Bo, I was really good at fucking university hockey. 0.97

03:13:27.940 I'm basically a badass. 0.98

03:13:29.460 Cool.

03:13:32.140 Let's see how you do when you're on fire.

03:13:33.660 anyway

03:13:39.600 but what does that say

03:13:45.420 I mean it's important

03:13:46.400 nine times it is ten

03:13:48.640 99 out of 100

03:13:49.340 when you're

03:13:50.480 oh man I think I'm going to die 0.83

03:13:51.800 it might be all over

03:13:52.480 the only thing you care about

03:13:53.940 or where your mind goes

03:13:55.100 is to your loved ones

03:13:55.940 and your family

03:13:56.580 so that means

03:13:59.720 at its core

03:14:00.620 that's one of the most

03:14:02.820 important aspects of our existence because we're not sad.

03:14:06.600 We're dying.

03:14:07.520 We're not going to be able to play those games anymore or eat cheese or 0.99

03:14:11.320 fucking we're concerned about the other people in our lives, 0.96

03:14:14.840 which means that is what your life is centered. 0.99

03:14:19.600 That's the anchor point.

03:14:20.480 That's the foundation.

03:14:21.220 That's that's the that's what's important.

03:14:25.720 And yet so many of us are walking around living like, oh,

03:14:28.860 I need more money and stuff and I need more YouTube clicks. 0.93

03:14:31.640 I need more fucking like and subscribe 0.95

03:14:38.200 I'm sure I'm sure it'll work out I'm sure 0.98

03:14:43.260 there'll be well received we boss is just

03:14:46.860 getting here what the Don sherry you

03:14:48.500 don't get to ask you don't get to ask

03:14:50.520 you weren't here everybody boo him

03:14:52.340 everybody but the next when was this

03:14:54.840 even sent I can't tell that it's do I

03:14:58.240 even have a boo I don't have a boo I

03:14:59.960 have this though. They're the same effect, but

03:15:06.280 boo. Patent says 1% PPCLI A company. Yeah, they had a good one. Had some good content before it

03:15:21.340 was called that back in the day. Let's say 2006. There's some good content coming out of that

03:15:26.940 Roto uh keep your head says have they figured out why lady rags are in bathrooms yet 1.00

03:15:31.340 don't don't don't ask them they can't read I told you this uh donkey says Diablo 0.98

03:15:38.680 Diablo I don't give a fuck what it's called I sometimes say things the wrong way on purpose 0.96

03:15:45.880 because people care how they say it that's that's just the insight into how much I just 0.97

03:15:51.240 when people care about something that doesn't matter I sometimes go out of my way to expose

03:15:56.480 that they care about something that doesn't matter 0.71

03:15:58.460 because it's retarded 0.97

03:16:00.440 and just to be like... 0.56

03:16:04.180 That's not how I like to say it!

03:16:06.320 Who cares? Did you know what I

03:16:08.300 meant when I said this? Did you

03:16:10.240 get the right mental picture of the right thing

03:16:12.380 that I was talking about? Then it worked.

03:16:13.980 That's why we've gone backwards to...

03:16:17.320 It's pronounced

03:16:22.620 nuclear. No, it's not!

03:16:24.160 all right I gotta read these and get out of here

03:16:27.080 it's getting late and I didn't even do

03:16:28.820 well maybe Trump can read them

03:16:30.460 I'm gonna read all of

03:16:35.000 intrusive thoughts super chats from now on

03:16:37.200 as Donald Trump because

03:16:38.620 he says weird things so it would be funny

03:16:40.720 people do think the

03:16:43.160 sun is a giant fake

03:16:45.300 NASA light because the real

03:16:47.140 sun went out from

03:16:48.920 one of the 20 apocalypse

03:16:51.160 dates that apparently was real 0.97

03:16:53.300 or some shit. 0.92

03:16:54.640 It's part of a serial bowl earth theory. 0.99

03:16:58.400 So, that's a thing.

03:16:59.240 That's a great thing.

03:17:00.180 A lot of people are saying that's a thing.

03:17:02.480 Saint Maurice Bear.

03:17:03.800 He's a bear.

03:17:04.400 He's a saint.

03:17:04.980 A lot of things that a bear could be,

03:17:06.860 not too many of them are saints,

03:17:08.120 I'll tell you that.

03:17:09.200 Not a lot of bears get to be saints.

03:17:10.760 It's a big bear, a fantastic bear,

03:17:12.260 a very special bear.

03:17:14.140 Thank you for the past six years.

03:17:15.740 I've been listening.

03:17:16.560 Wow.

03:17:17.460 You said once,

03:17:18.160 Canada and America are so similar.

03:17:20.040 We've dated the same women.

03:17:21.580 I've dated a lot of women. 1.00

03:17:22.600 and I've probably done more than date them.

03:17:25.160 I've done things I've had to pay them a lot of money, actually,

03:17:27.460 to pretend that that never happened,

03:17:29.660 and, well, I'm going to get away with it

03:17:31.420 because I've got a lot of money,

03:17:32.500 and if you've got a lot of money,

03:17:33.480 you can make women, hey, they will do it. 1.00

03:17:35.280 They'll say, I won't do that,

03:17:37.180 but they'll do that.

03:17:37.920 They'll do it.

03:17:38.400 If you put the money there, they'll take it.

03:17:42.200 You'll always have an ally in southern Diaglos.

03:17:44.340 Well, I hope so.

03:17:45.140 I'm never allowed in there.

03:17:46.340 I'm banned from the U.S., but...

03:17:48.460 once it collapses into a post-apocalyptic road warrior type state in the near

03:17:53.960 future.

03:17:54.280 We'll see how it goes.

03:17:55.500 Jen Steen says,

03:17:56.220 our therapy,

03:17:56.800 you can't stop.

03:17:57.460 If you want to get your hands dirty,

03:17:58.400 I have a job for you.

03:18:00.780 You're not supposed,

03:18:01.420 we're not supposed to talk about those kinds of jobs on the internet where

03:18:03.920 the people are watching.

03:18:05.700 We have a strict system with that.

03:18:08.920 You have to meet me under the predetermined.

03:18:18.460 You know the game

03:18:28.820 Chess Checkers Backgammon

03:18:34.260 It's an all-around encompassing app

03:18:36.180 You go to it, you go online

03:18:37.760 Using the predetermined coordinates and code words

03:18:41.600 You join the game, you host the server

03:18:43.780 With the appropriate title

03:18:47.120 upon recognizing the cipher

03:18:55.120 the target will join the room

03:18:57.420 and you will be given the instructions

03:18:59.680 coded

03:19:02.300 coded instructions through chess moves

03:19:08.040 apply the cipher to the movements

03:19:11.620 made on the chessboard

03:19:12.720 and you will get your coded message

03:19:14.560 and that's that's literally how we're communicating to establish our assassination plots we've we're

03:19:23.800 going to kidnap there's two premiers we're about to kidnap and all of it's being done online

03:19:28.880 through a coded cipher of chess moves we just identify each other by a predetermined list of

03:19:35.560 usernames and we have server hosting rooms that oh yeah that's definitely ours and you know if

03:19:40.260 they come in with the right user handle you're like yep and there's a password to get in there

03:19:43.760 Password is, you must find the

03:19:45.380 jade monkey before the next full moon.

03:19:47.200 All one word. All caps.

03:19:49.280 Important. And

03:19:50.720 yep. So

03:19:52.720 I don't know. I thought ceases would have fit onto it but

03:19:55.300 I give them as much of a head start as anyone

03:19:57.380 could possibly. I don't know what the fuck 0.99

03:19:59.280 is taking them so long. 0.99

03:20:01.700 They're basically out of time. I

03:20:03.240 mean, I thought we were cooked when Mendocino

03:20:05.140 was like, oh, they're taking over the country.

03:20:07.260 We gotta have an emergency act. 1.00

03:20:08.940 We gotta fuck them all. That was 1.00

03:20:10.620 2022, guys. That was three

03:20:12.940 Over three years ago 0.98

03:20:14.120 And you haven't fucking found anyone 0.97

03:20:15.920 You haven't arrested anybody 0.99

03:20:16.800 We've been cooking away this whole time

03:20:18.460 You're doomed

03:20:19.220 We have a list of where all of your spouses live and work 0.97

03:20:22.460 We're gonna kidnap them too

03:20:23.860 And we're gonna tell them

03:20:30.840 What you've been doing at work

03:20:32.620 We're gonna show them

03:20:33.420 Because we've got video

03:20:34.840 And it's, you know

03:20:35.580 You promised them you wouldn't watch Ally McBeal anymore

03:20:38.680 But we both 1.00

03:20:39.760 Now that's a fucking lie 0.99

03:20:41.060 so not only are you going to have to deal 1.00

03:20:43.360 with multiple premiers being kidnapped

03:20:45.040 and God knows where in what condition

03:20:46.680 all of your wives and husbands 1.00

03:20:48.380 they're all lesbians anyway 1.00

03:20:49.580 you're all probably going to get divorced 0.99

03:20:51.260 because you broke your word

03:20:52.520 over your Ally McBeal withdrawal

03:20:54.740 you told her it was over

03:20:57.460 you told her no more Ally McBeal

03:20:59.460 but here you are

03:21:00.380 tablet and phone

03:21:04.240 two screens at once

03:21:05.400 because you're comparing seasons

03:21:06.820 really

03:21:07.400 okay

03:21:09.040 okay

03:21:11.060 I have to give them something to make it competitive.

03:21:17.720 Otherwise, it's just sad, you know?

03:21:19.980 If I don't give them hints, it's just sad.

03:21:24.280 Keep your head, says the Saskatoon radio guy for Rock 102

03:21:26.640 does a good trumps, sus, that he may be secretly a dag.

03:21:29.600 I don't know, just speculation on my part.

03:21:32.420 If he's listening,

03:21:33.580 he just says to play the song

03:21:41.580 sometime next time he's on the air and he'll know.

03:21:46.400 This is Rock 102 playing a suspiciously strange song

03:21:49.160 for some reason.

03:21:50.160 I don't know why, I just felt compelled to

03:21:53.380 join an online chess league with a strange username

03:21:57.060 and handle, password, you must find the jade monkey

03:21:59.840 before the next full moon, all caps.

03:22:02.220 And then I will receive...

03:22:03.420 Look, I can't tell them twice.

03:22:05.040 It's not fair.

03:22:06.000 We put a lot of work into this coded cipher 0.98

03:22:07.920 so we could kidnap premiers and murder them, okay? 1.00

03:22:11.200 Now, fuck, I shouldn't have said the murder part. 1.00

03:22:14.940 Well, I mean, fuck, 1.00

03:22:15.600 what did you think we were going to do with them? 1.00

03:22:16.960 Paint their nails?

03:22:17.680 We might do that, actually.

03:22:22.380 Poor simple Mike says,

03:22:25.580 I can't stand to see you comfortable.

03:22:27.040 You think I'm uncomfortable?

03:22:29.040 What would an impression of Trump

03:22:31.700 doing an impression of christopher walken sounds like

03:22:34.420 i gotta tell you i've been asked to do a lot of things when i've been president i've been a lot

03:22:48.880 of big a lot of great things a lot of powerful things and people say people say donald i need

03:22:53.680 this i need that i need a lot of things i need so many things to happen i need this i need that

03:22:57.700 And usually I'm able to deliver, but with this one, I don't know.

03:23:01.460 I don't know how to even...

03:23:03.700 I wouldn't even know where to begin doing something like that.

03:23:06.680 I suppose I could just pay him.

03:23:08.180 I'd say, Chris, Chris, you got to help me.

03:23:10.540 I'm in a pickle here.

03:23:11.500 For some reason, I've got to do an impression of you as me.

03:23:14.880 I have to do your voice coming out of my voice somehow.

03:23:17.740 I don't really know how to do that.

03:23:20.220 And I suppose he'd leave me a voicemail.

03:23:22.160 He'd probably not get back to me right away.

03:23:23.960 He'd probably be very busy.

03:23:25.440 He'd probably say something.

03:23:27.140 Out of time

03:23:29.140 I'm a scary, creepy guy

03:23:31.420 I'm a vampire 0.96

03:23:32.860 Donald, you know this 0.97

03:23:34.500 And cutting

03:23:36.540 Faces off and

03:23:38.280 Putting them over lampshades

03:23:40.560 In my house, in the basement

03:23:42.420 Creates this creepy

03:23:44.400 Shadow face on the wall

03:23:46.660 Makes me feel

03:23:48.460 Like I've got company, I've got people over

03:23:50.380 I'm not alone, keeps the voices

03:23:52.480 Quieter

03:23:54.220 So

03:23:56.720 I listened to the voicemail and what I took 1.00

03:23:58.760 from it was he's a crazy guy. 0.78

03:24:00.800 He likes to have a lot of parties, a lot of popular

03:24:02.820 guys, a lot of people over there.

03:24:07.420 Don't think I'll be going,

03:24:08.580 doesn't sound like a party that I would go to.

03:24:10.480 Not me, no.

03:24:12.140 Unfortunately, a lot of people

03:24:13.700 are saying that. A lot of people think that.

03:24:16.780 The big, beautiful

03:24:17.660 What is this?

03:24:26.720 poor simple mike what have you done don't make us follow the plebcast so there's you don't want to 0.73

03:24:34.020 do that what would you even get out of that you know what's the grift now get the legs out again

03:24:41.300 odious patent says violence is the only solution that's been true in history many times that has

03:24:46.620 been the where inevitably it's people trying to avoid that and other people that just simply will

03:24:53.080 not respect that that's where it's gonna go

03:24:54.980 if they don't see reason soon, and

03:24:57.020 they refuse to because they're petulant children,

03:24:59.020 they break everything, and it's impossible to avoid,

03:25:01.060 and we have to go there, and then they go,

03:25:02.780 oh my god, there's violence! It's like, it's your

03:25:04.780 fucking fault, you idiot! 1.00

03:25:07.180 It's, you know, 1.00

03:25:08.820 people. What are you gonna do?

03:25:11.760 Jen C says, I can't get out of my

03:25:12.980 head, you're a Miami cop now.

03:25:15.620 I'm literally

03:25:16.300 Miami Vice now.

03:25:18.640 Me and Phil. He's my partner.

03:25:21.660 We're fucking taking you all in. 1.00

03:25:23.760 The grift is over. 1.00

03:25:26.000 Yeah, that's right.

03:25:26.780 I've told you the whole time.

03:25:29.540 I've just been waiting here to finally spring the old trap.

03:25:34.500 That's right.

03:25:37.260 Just to get you. 1.00

03:25:41.540 Now you're going to feel stupid. 1.00

03:25:44.700 Was all part of our master plan. 1.00

03:25:47.380 So we could.

03:25:55.360 Well, we got you doing something.

03:26:08.380 Spurgs are funny.

03:26:11.100 Spurgs are a great measuring stick.

03:26:14.180 For where, like, where crazy is.

03:26:16.580 So you can tell how close or far away from crazy you are.

03:26:20.180 It's like a territory, like a boundary marker.

03:26:24.960 You know what I mean?

03:26:28.520 That's what dumpster island is.

03:26:30.140 That's a, that's a.

03:26:32.640 Like a demilitarized zone between North and South Korea.

03:26:35.320 Like it's a specific area that, you know.

03:26:37.240 It's so that you can know to navigate away.

03:26:42.740 So you don't end up.

03:26:45.700 Stepping on a landmine or shot by a North Korean sniper.

03:26:48.160 It's, you know, it's important to not.

03:26:50.200 Anyway.

03:26:50.660 Yeah.

03:26:50.920 Miami cop.

03:26:51.620 I'm going to Miami soon. 1.00

03:26:52.740 I'm going to fucking. 0.99

03:26:56.720 I'm an 80s Miami vice cop. 1.00

03:27:01.460 Frostback.

03:27:01.860 Thanks, man.

03:27:02.340 He says looking for work after the army.

03:27:04.100 So what can you bring to our office?

03:27:10.540 A ruthless pursuit of victory.

03:27:13.480 I will destroy our competition.

03:27:14.820 I will do unethical things.

03:27:16.120 I will do below board things.

03:27:18.380 I will do things to our employees that they could be illegal.

03:27:23.460 That only depends if you say anything or not.

03:27:25.400 That depends on how much money you want to make and how fast you want to take over this town. 0.99

03:27:29.140 That's what I'm bringing to the fucking table. 0.99

03:27:30.660 chief are we doing this or not them waste my fucking time I could have been in Congo by now 1.00

03:27:37.620 shooting motherfuckers instead I'm sitting here listening to you wearing a suit you better make 1.00

03:27:40.680 this interesting or I'm gonna find a way to get excited I'm getting itchy I gotta I gotta get 1.00

03:27:46.600 my hands are clean I don't like it am I hired you know would you would you hire me I'd hire me

03:27:59.560 All right, I've got to finish these off and get out of here.

03:28:01.220 Keep your heads astral projection.

03:28:02.500 We'll talk about it later while you're sleeping.

03:28:04.920 Ask the CIA about the Stargate program.

03:28:06.780 That's an interesting read.

03:28:09.080 Ostracentist.

03:28:09.820 What?

03:28:11.140 Ostracentrist.

03:28:13.500 How's the diaglutine coming?

03:28:14.920 I have a feeling some heads will be needing to roll soon.

03:28:20.720 Roll sticks.

03:28:25.880 You ever see that in France?

03:28:27.820 They have entire...

03:28:30.200 I guess there is one point of so many dead people in France.

03:28:33.360 They're like, hey, let's make buildings out of bones.

03:28:35.720 Let's make cathedrals and buildings and stuff out of human skulls.

03:28:40.700 That'll decorate the walls and the ceilings and the floors and everything.

03:28:44.400 It'll just be skulls.

03:28:45.900 And people will be like, oh, that's crazy.

03:28:47.260 What, are you guys really into Halloween?

03:28:48.540 Like, no, those are all real.

03:28:49.680 Those are human skulls.

03:28:55.000 Things got a little sporty in France for a little while, I guess.

03:28:57.820 patent says cut the mustache or or cut the mustache a little smaller Morgan

03:29:03.720 she doesn't kind of you have don't worry about it all right let it let it cook

03:29:08.220 he said I like I kinds what head Thursdays every day we're getting we're

03:29:15.020 gonna get you we're just to get you it's all a fed operation so that you'll

03:29:19.220 listen to a podcast for a few hours a week and go about your business and 0.99

03:29:24.240 fucking, you'll see. 1.00

03:29:27.280 It's only been seven years, 1.00

03:29:28.600 but you'll see any minute now.

03:29:37.380 This is what happens when you don't,

03:29:38.740 this is what happens

03:29:39.420 when you don't dad yourself.

03:29:40.600 When you're not your own dad, 0.90

03:29:41.780 you end up on dumpster.

03:29:42.480 You don't want to, listen, 1.00

03:29:43.940 you become a perpetual retard child 1.00

03:29:45.820 and it's the absolute worst. 0.99

03:29:48.220 All right, am I all done?

03:29:49.080 I think so.

03:29:49.680 That took a lot of time.

03:29:51.040 I wasted a lot of time

03:29:52.340 talking about nothing. 0.95

03:29:53.660 like i always do oh shit look at that i just i forgot i had this clip i just opened it i always 0.87

03:30:02.580 do this toward is there anything i really wanted to mention or whatever but um there's a great uh 0.95

03:30:09.240 instagram clip here somebody sent me and they're like this guy must be listening to you like no

03:30:12.280 one's listening to me trust me it's just it's just uh common it's just a lot of guys are going

03:30:21.040 to just figure it out all it takes is that they have to start

03:30:24.260 thinking about it and paying attention and it's

03:30:25.920 it's like taking an exam at school so many people are going to pass so many

03:30:31.960 people are going to fit but like uh the it's fairly self-evident you

03:30:36.800 know um I'm going to play that towards the

03:30:39.360 end because that ties in very nicely with what I was talking about earlier

03:30:41.560 I just want to make sure there's nothing else

03:30:43.920 just in case you guys didn't know you know

03:30:47.940 i mentioned this earlier but like you know 30 different members of parliament that's all

03:30:53.920 took hundreds of thousands of dollars and gifts and travel and you know

03:30:58.340 trips around the world colombia ivory coast bahrain jordan friend oh it's

03:31:04.260 being an mp sounds like a lot of hard work they gotta really unlock those savings

03:31:11.120 just want you guys to know that they've been this is what they've been up to while you're 0.98

03:31:15.660 fucking broken dying and can't fuck yeah that was oh just just last year by the way that's not like 0.99

03:31:20.100 ever that's just 2024 that they know of okay and that's just the 30 it's all just a fucking scam 1.00

03:31:28.140 um 0.97

03:31:30.320 i need i need uh i put this in here for a reason in it's like oh i hate just talking to fill dead

03:31:43.840 space when I'm trying to find something. It's like, I wish I could just put them on hold.

03:31:47.440 They'll take, they sit there for three hours and listen to my nonsense. I just,

03:31:50.280 I'm just going to put you on hold while I scram through my desktop.

03:32:11.060 All right, we're back. We just had to check with our supervisor, but

03:32:13.500 yeah, it's not a lot here, but this again,

03:32:16.900 they're sending terrorism alerts to people's phones. Like that's, I don't know what that means,

03:32:26.080 like shelter in place, I guess. While we fail to find, you know, the crazy thing about this story

03:32:36.100 though, which is mind blowing to me is that CBC, I think it was at the bottom.

03:32:46.000 Yeah. So this is in Pickering. What did I say? London shuts down public facilities,

03:32:51.420 including community centers, woman dead after stabbing, random attack, you know, terror.

03:32:54.660 Listen to how CBC describes the suspect described as a Brown male.

03:33:01.040 They

03:33:01.480 they, they said it.

03:33:07.960 I don't know what, I don't know what to

03:33:14.080 like. Was it, did somebody give them a notice where they told like, Hey, all right, we, we,

03:33:21.020 you can start, you can start describing them. Now it's a lot of murder. Like it's become,

03:33:26.120 it's impossible. There's no reason not to, there's no reason not to people are going to freak out.

03:33:30.780 People are going to start blowing up CBC offices. It's getting that insane.

03:33:33.780 you can't say Toronto

03:33:35.700 man anymore

03:33:36.400 no I know we've been doing it but like no one

03:33:39.140 everybody knows

03:33:40.260 I went home last night

03:33:43.680 there was 7 people on my lawn

03:33:45.480 with goat masks

03:33:46.540 holding potato peelers they didn't say

03:33:49.520 anything

03:33:49.980 I yelled at them I said I'd call the cop they didn't flinch

03:33:53.100 they didn't move they just stood there holding potato peelers

03:33:55.100 these goat masks

03:33:55.920 he said hail Philip and walked away

03:33:58.980 I was a threat of some kind I'm done 0.87

03:34:00.900 he's brown he is 0.74

03:34:03.260 Brown. He is Brown. So just 0.98

03:34:05.280 fucking say that he's Brown. All right. 1.00

03:34:07.880 No, enough, enough.

03:34:09.660 Okay. I can't do this anymore. I know

03:34:11.480 the board of directors of CBC is all a bunch 1.00

03:34:13.340 of weird, crazy Jewish people. I don't get, 1.00

03:34:15.300 I am not going home. I am not

03:34:17.400 going home another night with weird

03:34:19.520 goat people mask. And, and like,

03:34:21.700 I mean, you could probably hurt

03:34:23.300 someone with a potato peeler, but that's not, it doesn't

03:34:25.480 invoke like, what is

03:34:27.340 that? Are they going to hurt me? Are they going to cook

03:34:29.320 me something? I don't know.

03:34:31.400 I'm not ready for it. All I know is

03:34:33.200 whatever happens

03:34:36.060 from describing the man who murdered

03:34:38.060 this woman accurately cannot 0.66

03:34:39.820 possibly be worse than dealing

03:34:42.040 with that anymore. So from now on CBC

03:34:43.760 we're just gonna do it. 0.98

03:34:50.500 We're just gonna fucking say it because 0.98

03:34:52.200 I mean 0.98

03:34:57.860 look it's not that bad.

03:35:00.540 So look

03:35:01.780 It's... it's just what he looks like.

03:35:07.360 And he is. It's not, like, cuz he's dirty. It's not like he's like... it didn't say a guy who's really dirty. He's...

03:35:13.880 That's what color he is. We're trying to find him aren't we? Don't we want to find him?

03:35:18.080 I didn't say look for a purple guy because that would be the wrong guy. So I'm gonna fuckin, I'm doing a journalism. 0.92

03:35:26.160 I don't give a fuck! 0.99

03:35:30.160 I'm doing the thing 1.00

03:35:31.200 you're not supposed to do. I'm telling them what he looks

03:35:33.220 like.

03:35:42.420 I didn't think they

03:35:43.280 had it in him.

03:35:45.660 Heavy police presence on Fairpoint

03:35:47.180 Road.

03:35:51.000 You know what? Who wrote that?

03:35:54.480 Who was the

03:35:55.160 actual? Oh, it just says CBC News. It doesn't

03:35:57.120 have anyone. Okay. Well,

03:35:59.460 interesting. That was interesting

03:36:01.120 development I thought it was worth mentioning that for some reason

03:36:03.000 you felt the need to put that in there

03:36:04.620 Jenstein says don't watch Ragecast on Shrooms

03:36:06.840 I believe you should not

03:36:08.100 oh man

03:36:09.420 Patton are we playing the

03:36:12.700 I think Derek did that

03:36:14.240 he didn't say Jews in real life

03:36:15.860 but that is what he means even though he doesn't

03:36:17.960 know that that's what he means he thought he was just being clever

03:36:20.080 he doesn't realize he's being anti-Semitic

03:36:21.840 hence the clip is hilarious

03:36:23.140 I have to download

03:36:25.640 I gotta get out of here it's late

03:36:26.700 Scotian Ladies says

03:36:29.680 success is not countable

03:36:30.420 by how high you have climbed

03:36:31.400 but by how many

03:36:31.940 people you brought

03:36:32.580 with you

03:36:33.640 Dr. Will Rose

03:36:35.360 I've ever heard that one

03:36:37.080 friends and

03:36:38.040 friends of the family

03:36:39.480 we choose

03:36:39.840 and I've found

03:36:40.100 the best people

03:36:40.620 thanks for your efforts

03:36:41.300 cheers to you

03:36:41.880 Morgan and your families

03:36:42.600 thanks for being

03:36:43.180 the brightest part

03:36:43.900 of these dark years

03:36:45.340 that's terrible

03:36:46.300 that's the most

03:36:49.920 depressing name

03:36:50.400 I've ever heard

03:36:51.260 Justice for Fathers 1.00

03:36:54.060 says fuck you 1.00

03:36:54.680 fuck you too 1.00

03:36:55.380 whatever that means 1.00

03:36:57.200 everybody's drunk are you

03:36:59.420 guys drunk on a Thursday

03:37:00.580 I guess it basically is Friday nobody cares anymore

03:37:03.400 alright we gotta get out of here

03:37:04.380 I wanna play that in the end and

03:37:07.100 maybe I'll save this for another

03:37:09.360 time but

03:37:09.840 sigh

03:37:13.340 it's mentioned in other articles in other places

03:37:17.400 but you know RCMP

03:37:19.460 is seeking more funding they're worried

03:37:21.480 about the radicalization of

03:37:23.460 young people on the internet specifically

03:37:25.360 right radicalisation people are being radicalized people you need more funding why do you more well

03:37:32.920 I suppose you need more funding so you can stop that from happening yes that's your intent I would

03:37:37.500 I would surmise that that is the point that's what you want to do right you want to stop that

03:37:41.360 from happening okay so if we want to stop that from happening like you would want to have I don't 0.99

03:37:45.900 know fentanyl coming into the fucking country and killing everybody we want to stop that from 0.98

03:37:49.520 Happening, how do we stop, let's 1.00

03:37:51.440 Play how do we stop things from happening

03:37:53.360 That we don't like, RCMP, super 1.00

03:37:55.380 Cop, detective, fucking extraordinaries 0.99

03:37:57.320 What do we do, well you go to the source 0.99

03:37:59.080 Don't you, if there is a source

03:38:01.360 Something that's generating

03:38:04.120 The cause

03:38:04.960 Probably where you should start

03:38:09.740 So, I suggest

03:38:11.440 This is way cheaper

03:38:13.620 Or it's not even going to cost that much

03:38:15.120 You get a really big mirror, yeah

03:38:19.760 Maybe a few.

03:38:20.660 I don't know how many you'll need.

03:38:23.840 And you need to go to your headquarters buildings

03:38:26.740 and your regional divisional detachment commanders build.

03:38:30.480 You need to go all these buildings.

03:38:31.940 And you need to go to where you guys do your briefings and stuff,

03:38:37.400 your status reports and your quarterings and all that shit. 0.91

03:38:39.680 And you go in there. 0.99

03:38:40.240 And then when this comes up, okay,

03:38:41.860 we got to find the source of the radicalization.

03:38:45.880 You just put a mirror in the room

03:38:48.480 and you have everybody turn and look at that.

03:38:54.060 Ta-da! 1.00

03:38:56.420 You did it!

03:38:58.740 You found it!

03:38:59.860 You found one of the biggest sources

03:39:04.060 of radicalization in the country 1.00

03:39:07.560 and you did it for like fucking $500 0.99

03:39:09.960 in mirrors from Best Buy. 0.99

03:39:12.540 You know?

03:39:14.500 Like, so I don't want to say

03:39:16.420 I, you know, Phil and I are actually super cops

03:39:20.840 but I mean 0.99

03:39:21.300 Fucking 0.99

03:39:24.920 What did you do this year? 1.00

03:39:29.720 You didn't just solve that problem for nothing.

03:39:33.060 Literally nothing.

03:39:34.260 $500.

03:39:35.680 Brenda ate more than that in sandwiches. 1.00

03:39:40.920 In her first day!

03:39:43.260 First day!

03:39:46.420 Just keep setting him up.

03:39:48.920 We'll knock him down.

03:39:50.500 I'm a diagonal deep state fed agent extraordinaire.

03:39:53.580 I can do anything.

03:39:54.720 I can do anything.

03:39:55.920 What next?

03:39:58.380 What else you need?

03:40:03.700 It's probably the most times I've ever played that song.

03:40:06.960 Alright, that's enough.

03:40:08.500 We gotta get out of here.

03:40:12.840 Honestly, though.

03:40:13.480 Anyway. 0.97

03:40:16.420 So when you like beat the shit out of everybody in Ottawa, 0.96

03:40:19.000 like, do you think that was good or bad? 0.97

03:40:21.020 Do you think when you trampled people,

03:40:22.800 do you think when you, you know,

03:40:24.280 supported the state freezing bank accounts

03:40:26.300 and as apprehending people,

03:40:27.660 do you think arresting people for speaking?

03:40:29.900 Do you think arresting people for protesting?

03:40:32.260 Do you think arresting kids for skating on ponds?

03:40:34.880 Do you think arresting people for trying to play basketball?

03:40:37.220 Do you think fining people for having family over?

03:40:39.600 Do you think people keeping people

03:40:40.820 out of their own family's funerals?

03:40:43.080 Do you think enforcing mask mandates 1.00

03:40:45.920 like it's a fucking life and death. 0.99

03:40:47.640 Like you're like you're like at a FEMA camp. 0.99

03:40:50.980 Do you think all of this just did nothing?

03:40:53.780 This did nothing.

03:40:55.180 None of this did anything

03:40:57.060 to make the average youth go,

03:41:00.160 you know what?

03:41:00.880 I think maybe the state is like bad.

03:41:05.980 I think they might be bad.

03:41:09.220 I'm just asking if any of the many, many, many, many, 0.93

03:41:13.420 many fucked up things you guys do on a regular basis 0.99

03:41:15.640 possibly, because 0.89

03:41:17.800 it certainly did to me, I remember not that

03:41:19.920 long ago, I didn't

03:41:21.980 even distrust you guys that much.

03:41:24.820 I thought

03:41:25.740 naïvely, like, yeah, you know, there's always a few

03:41:27.820 retards here and there, but generally, 1.00

03:41:30.360 no. Oh, how

03:41:31.940 wrong I was. I got a front

03:41:33.840 row seat. I got the VIP

03:41:35.800 treatment into the inner workings of what 0.99

03:41:37.800 you fucking people are actually all about at the 0.99

03:41:39.760 RCMP. Oh, yes, I did. 1.00

03:41:43.000 Remember?

03:41:43.480 Remember how fun

03:41:45.400 That was

03:41:46.220 I had fun did you have fun 0.93

03:41:49.280 Looking retarded and losing 0.99

03:41:51.340 And losing and losing 0.99

03:41:52.920 And losing oh wait

03:41:55.080 And losing again

03:42:01.300 How many people got

03:42:02.540 Fired I know of at least three

03:42:04.180 That other guy you had to move him from

03:42:08.420 BC to Nova Scotia because he was such a 0.99

03:42:10.300 Fuck up and then this and then you had to move him again 1.00

03:42:12.560 where did he wind up 1.00

03:42:14.120 probably Southern

03:42:15.460 Ontario right

03:42:16.300 where do you guys 1.00

03:42:17.060 hide your shitbags 0.99

03:42:18.180 it's hard to say 0.99

03:42:19.080 if any of you

03:42:25.700 in that organization

03:42:27.360 are actually

03:42:28.500 decent people

03:42:29.140 and actually trying

03:42:29.840 to be the police 0.99

03:42:30.520 and actually give a shit 1.00

03:42:31.560 about that 0.99

03:42:32.140 like why are

03:42:32.860 people really starting

03:42:33.940 to flip their lids

03:42:34.680 yeah the mirror dude

03:42:36.440 you work for a really 1.00

03:42:38.020 fucked up organization 1.00

03:42:39.280 that has 0.99

03:42:40.240 abused the population

03:42:41.900 of this country for podstaw a long time and um it's irreparable it's not ever coming back it's

03:42:47.480 never coming back and the population is now shifting to majority they're not even canadian

03:42:52.500 they don't even have the sentimental old timey feelings of the like they don't even have that 1.00

03:42:57.700 they just see some fucking white dude with a gut and fuck you like you're in for it buddy you're 1.00

03:43:02.260 gonna have no support at all there's gonna be zero support at all across the board when this 1.00

03:43:06.980 gets real bad the thin blue line indeed that's gonna snap like a fucking rubber band 0.95

03:43:12.640 whose fault's that gonna be well guess what and here's how good i am at saving money all 0.80

03:43:20.720 right pierre paulio is gonna like this uh when you guys are trying to figure out whose fault it

03:43:24.900 is that the rubber band snapped and everything fell apart she get to use the mirror again

03:43:28.860 she get to use the mirror again a second time isn't that great 1.00

03:43:34.900 it's it

03:43:39.480 I knew that when I bought

03:43:41.400 them it's a gift that keeps on giving I was like this

03:43:43.100 this is going to be very useful

03:43:44.900 this mirror is going to solve

03:43:46.840 a lot of like probably 70%

03:43:49.160 of the problems

03:43:49.600 you just tell them

03:43:53.160 to look at the mirror for every problem they bring you with

03:43:55.220 and 70 you're going to solve 70% of them 0.98

03:43:57.180 30% of them are going to get real fucked up but hey

03:43:59.140 the 70% that they do fix 0.98

03:44:00.640 it's going to paper that right over

03:44:02.620 You're not even going to notice

03:44:03.380 They're going to be so thrilled about the things you did fix

03:44:05.220 They're going to forget all about

03:44:07.020 That you tried to stop

03:44:09.620 You know

03:44:10.200 Child trafficking with mirrors

03:44:14.000 Like we'll get to that later

03:44:15.300 They're not even trying to stop it

03:44:24.120 Sometimes I'm haunted by that

03:44:30.120 4chan post.

03:44:34.040 All right, I got to wind this down now.

03:44:36.440 I'm going to be here all night.

03:44:38.280 The, um...

03:44:40.880 I think about it a lot.

03:44:48.880 And, you know, he's pretty, you know,

03:44:51.080 messed up and whatever, but Peterson is not

03:44:53.520 without any value.

03:44:55.840 You know, what did he say?

03:44:57.440 What are my rules?

03:44:58.540 Or, you know, assume people know

03:45:00.680 something you don't, right?

03:45:02.600 And, uh, which is, you know,

03:45:05.640 you never be too sure.

03:45:06.540 Never be so sure.

03:45:08.500 Always leave the door open

03:45:09.340 for you may have made a mistake somewhere.

03:45:11.120 That old poet said,

03:45:12.400 if you only knew how bad things really are.

03:45:15.680 And it's like, imagine who typed that.

03:45:18.360 It's anonymous, right?

03:45:19.660 Imagine, who was it?

03:45:20.740 It could have been somebody working

03:45:21.420 in the White House.

03:45:22.160 Could have been somebody at NORAD.

03:45:24.200 Could have been somebody at an underground bunker 1.00

03:45:25.640 at a fucking test facility 0.99

03:45:26.740 underground Area 51. 1.00

03:45:27.880 You don't know. 0.91

03:45:28.540 it was some discussion about yeah basically how fucked up things were 0.92

03:45:32.440 and somebody just said 0.88

03:45:33.160 you don't even know do you have any idea

03:45:36.000 and uh

03:45:39.740 you know i've seen a lot of

03:45:41.620 pretty awful stuff

03:45:43.420 i'm i'm pretty familiar with a lot of the really awful

03:45:46.440 stuff that's out there

03:45:47.320 but that doesn't mean i know about

03:45:49.500 everything and that means

03:45:51.640 it could still yet be worse

03:45:53.300 there could be even another

03:45:55.640 or two basement

03:45:57.760 levels to this place that even I don't know about. And that's, I just always leave the door

03:46:06.340 open for that because life is like that. Basically, whenever you feel like you've

03:46:09.440 gotten something figured out, you don't. Surprise. As soon as you get comfortable,

03:46:13.060 you're not comfortable anymore. Watch the surprise. It's what happens.

03:46:27.760 but that's also kind of the exciting part because that's unsustainable.

03:46:35.020 I think these cycles happen a lot. I think this is human nature. I think this is,

03:46:39.640 it'll be like, it's the apocalypse. It could be an apocalypse. I think we've probably had a few

03:46:45.200 of those. I think this is what we do. I think this is tied to the, you know, the spirit of

03:46:50.120 our existence. There's this never ending struggle between, you know, the truth and lies, good and

03:46:55.600 evil all of that it's at the soul of every person they say you know the line

03:47:01.240 of you know between good and evil cuts through the center of the heart of every

03:47:04.000 man and woman on earth we're both we're all both and we have to try to choose

03:47:10.580 and fight our way over to one side more than the other or you know you're lazy

03:47:15.060 with it if you don't dad yourself maybe you end up on the other side and it

03:47:20.280 It doesn't look like the way you'd expect.

03:47:25.360 It might look like a whole bunch of pharmaceutical pills

03:47:30.060 and obesity and addiction and low self-confidence and self-harm. 0.99

03:47:37.700 I fucking hate myself. This is bullshit. 1.00

03:47:42.960 Is that evil? That's what brought you there. 1.00

03:47:45.220 Following the bad spirit is what puts you where you are.

03:47:50.380 That's why you feel that way. 1.00

03:47:51.520 That's why you feel like shit. That's why you hate yourself. 1.00

03:47:53.580 Because that's what it does.

03:47:56.120 That's who you're following.

03:47:57.880 That's what you're following.

03:48:00.800 And the more you follow it, the worse you got. 0.99

03:48:03.460 Until you just become a freak, a goblin freak. 1.00

03:48:08.700 You become an irreparable mess of a person.

03:48:15.220 So I think it's just a cycle.

03:48:20.120 It's just what happens.

03:48:20.820 But the good news is, in a way,

03:48:24.060 because it's so advanced,

03:48:25.740 because it's taken so long,

03:48:26.840 because we're so close to just total madness,

03:48:30.820 because knowing what we know now,

03:48:32.900 25 years ago,

03:48:34.020 people could have made the case for, you know,

03:48:37.380 9-11, say, oh, basically,

03:48:39.280 it could be World War III.

03:48:40.420 People were freaking at the time.

03:48:41.820 Like, this could be it.

03:48:44.680 Oh, if you had any idea, if only you knew how bad things really are.

03:48:49.060 We got a long way to go yet.

03:48:52.100 That would be upsetting, you know, to know like, oh, you still got a lot of pain to go.

03:48:57.380 Yeah, you like how much further is this?

03:48:59.380 Hundreds of kilometers.

03:49:02.060 You know, you're exhausted.

03:49:03.880 You can't go any further.

03:49:05.720 Now it's like like 50, 50 kilometers, 40.

03:49:10.120 Like that's actually doable.

03:49:11.460 You can hit that in a day.

03:49:14.560 it takes a really long time to kind of reach the peak of that.

03:49:23.780 Lunacy.

03:49:24.720 That's where it wants to go.

03:49:25.920 It wants to go anti-reality, anti-life, all that stuff.

03:49:27.960 Until it, until it, and then there's a very short, 0.98

03:49:34.780 relatively to the buildup, which might've been 200 fucking years. 0.98

03:49:39.380 Short, fast, loud burn-off. 0.99

03:49:46.460 And then it starts all over again.

03:49:53.100 That seems to be, seems to be what we do.

03:49:57.860 Maybe that's what we're supposed to do.

03:49:59.440 And maybe that's the only way to figure out who's worthy and who's not.

03:50:05.800 Why, why are we here?

03:50:06.720 Are you here to have stuff and things and collect money and, you know?

03:50:14.780 Really important to you.

03:50:15.860 Is that what the simulation is?

03:50:17.160 Is that what life, is that what it all is?

03:50:18.640 I don't know, but I do know that things are definitely coming to a head.

03:50:27.080 And you cannot, because my generation of guys had opportunities.

03:50:30.860 the following one much less

03:50:38.220 now none

03:50:38.940 I remember being 20

03:50:42.740 25 I remember being 18

03:50:45.860 16 and I remember

03:50:50.100 knowing what I wanted to do

03:50:53.980 what I wanted to do for a living

03:50:57.600 what I wanted to experience

03:50:58.820 where I wanted, I had a plan

03:51:00.400 and I had things that I wanted.

03:51:02.000 I mean, nothing ever goes according to plan,

03:51:04.680 but I looked at the map

03:51:07.300 and I was like, I want to go there.

03:51:09.180 How do I get there?

03:51:10.300 You go that way.

03:51:11.880 You know what the map for young guys looks like now?

03:51:14.620 Just a blank page. 0.99

03:51:18.220 You can go die over there 1.00

03:51:19.720 or you can kill yourself 1.00

03:51:20.940 or you can just not exist over there quietly 1.00

03:51:23.640 or you can kill yourself. 1.00

03:51:28.820 I'm the kind of guy 1.00

03:51:42.420 that

03:51:48.060 something like that

03:51:50.640 it's you know it's depressing 0.99

03:51:53.220 it's fucking 0.97

03:51:53.760 upsetting 0.96

03:51:56.880 feels very unfair and it is

03:52:07.840 and it'd

03:52:08.240 probably be overwhelming and you can't see a way

03:52:10.080 out of it and you know

03:52:11.040 there would be, once you had that realization

03:52:14.260 I guess

03:52:14.740 because I was like I knew I wanted

03:52:20.040 to get a house, I wanted all these things

03:52:21.820 but they were all achievement, these were all

03:52:23.820 regular normal things that any

03:52:26.000 one of us could have if we wanted.

03:52:28.300 There was no, not like it is

03:52:30.080 now. I can't,

03:52:32.620 me being me, going back to that

03:52:34.120 time in this, in this now?

03:52:36.520 Me then, now in

03:52:38.020 this.

03:52:40.760 Two things are going to happen.

03:52:42.180 First, that version of me is going to

03:52:44.060 get, you know, real upset, depressed,

03:52:50.440 dejected,

03:52:52.300 probably disappear

03:52:53.900 here into, like, escapism for

03:52:55.820 a while, video games,

03:52:57.920 you know, just trying to get by 0.97

03:52:59.700 fucking coast, whatever, but that 0.98

03:53:01.700 only lasts so long, and 0.99

03:53:02.980 you know,

03:53:07.120 youthful spirit

03:53:07.780 of men being what it is.

03:53:10.800 If you don't

03:53:11.780 succumb, like, in the first wave,

03:53:14.700 you know, like fighting,

03:53:15.560 you know, bum rush you 0.78

03:53:17.620 for the first bit.

03:53:19.640 Really lay it on, really come at you hard.

03:53:22.000 If you don't go down, though,

03:53:23.900 And you're still there. 0.96

03:53:27.960 If the depression and the black and all that stuff doesn't beat them, 1.00

03:53:31.480 it gives way to something else. 0.91

03:53:38.200 Rage.

03:53:41.180 Much more useful emotion.

03:53:44.520 Anyway, check this out.

03:53:46.860 Right now where young men are going to revolt, 0.53

03:53:50.820 regardless of what postmodernist philosophers think about equity within society,

03:53:55.420 young men are the ones that possess the capability to impose their will.

03:53:59.380 They're the ones that we use to fight wars.

03:54:01.160 They're the ones that we use to police streets.

03:54:03.440 You don't get to alienate and attempt to emasculate them forever

03:54:06.080 without them standing up and having something to say about that.

03:54:08.540 The question is going to be,

03:54:09.880 who are they going to look at as their leaders in that process?

03:54:13.220 You're going to get a version of masculinity,

03:54:15.100 which takes all of those masculine traits,

03:54:17.220 looks at all the people that they think have attempted to emasculate them

03:54:19.940 and says, unleash it on them. 0.97

03:54:22.760 F those people. 0.98

03:54:23.980 You're going to have a point right now

03:54:25.080 where young men are going.

03:54:30.280 You know what that sounded like?

03:54:33.620 What is it going to come to?

03:54:34.820 What will it get to?

03:54:36.100 It's going to come to a point where 1.00

03:54:37.380 fuck those people. 1.00

03:54:40.760 You know, it's an energy. 1.00

03:54:41.580 It's a spirit.

03:54:42.340 It's a vibe, as the kids say.

03:54:46.100 We're going to need you to go ahead

03:54:48.180 and just stop existing. 1.00

03:54:49.940 We're going to need you to go ahead and probably get maimed. 1.00

03:54:57.580 Maybe get conscripted. 0.99

03:54:59.820 We're thinking about opening up another front in the war with Iran. 1.00

03:55:04.740 So we're going to need you to go ahead and fuck you, make me. 1.00

03:55:09.680 How about that? 1.00

03:55:11.160 I got no future.

03:55:12.660 I got no reason to.

03:55:13.860 I got nothing to look forward to.

03:55:15.100 So I can come home to an empty town full of foreigners and Indian men 1.00

03:55:18.900 stabbing old women. Oh, another brown guy's on the loose at CBC. Glad I went overseas to fight 1.00

03:55:25.540 a nonsense war for money that's not worth a damn for a place I can't buy a fucking house in in the 0.99

03:55:30.440 town I grew up in. Oh yeah. Future's looking good. It's a, it's a cocktail. Oh yeah. They think 0.99

03:55:44.920 they got the winning formula they think this is all we're just gonna wrap this up now and it's 0.99

03:55:49.540 gonna be all over and you're fucking putting nitroglycerin in a beer bottle and swinging 0.97

03:55:56.000 it around on a rope okay 0.99

03:56:03.460 hey hey i'm your life i'm no one who takes you there hey i'm a slave i'm no one who cares 0.55

03:56:15.320 hey hey betray i'm your only true friend now

03:56:21.000 Getting too good.

03:56:30.320 I knocked my own camera right out.

03:56:36.600 Thanks, guys.

03:56:37.320 I appreciate it.

03:56:40.240 I'll see you next week.

03:56:41.840 Probably.

03:56:45.540 We'll see how it goes.

03:56:51.000 The next few years are going to be interesting.

03:56:54.840 What are they going to do?

03:56:56.420 What are you going to distract them with?

03:56:57.920 What are you going to give these guys?

03:57:00.480 Pizza parties? 0.98

03:57:03.280 Marvel Avengers subscriptions to all streaming access on fucking comic book network? 0.99

03:57:10.980 That's a great substitute for never getting laid, never having a family, never feeling like I'm even existing. 0.99

03:57:16.200 I'd love you.

03:57:16.800 That's way better.

03:57:17.820 I love that. 0.98

03:57:18.560 Maybe I can go die for Israel 1.00

03:57:21.500 Yeah 1.00

03:57:22.680 Or maybe I can fucking fight you here right now instead 0.99

03:57:26.140 Maybe that 0.99

03:57:27.420 Maybe that 1.00

03:57:28.880 Did you run that scenario through your fucking computer? 1.00

03:57:32.560 I did 1.00

03:57:33.400 I gotta take Phil to bed

03:57:47.360 He's getting cranky

03:57:48.280 You know it's that but true

03:57:50.900 You know what he's like when he doesn't get his juice

03:57:55.060 He's been up all night

03:57:57.480 He's gonna get cranky

03:58:01.120 He's gonna get cranky

03:58:02.400 He's gonna make calls

03:58:03.600 He's gonna hit the big red button

03:58:05.100 He's gonna come

03:58:05.760 He's gonna say let me press it

03:58:07.120 I'm gonna say don't press that

03:58:08.400 Don't press that

03:58:09.700 That's the big one

03:58:10.840 You don't press that

03:58:11.620 And he's gonna try to press that

03:58:12.940 But to be honest

03:58:15.100 I've never done any drugs

03:58:16.560 I'm an old man

03:58:17.760 I got to try everything at least once.

03:58:19.820 So I'm going to get all coked out.

03:58:21.900 I'm going to be coked out Donald Trump,

03:58:24.280 and I'm going to be pressing buttons,

03:58:25.660 and I don't think anybody's really going to know what to deal.

03:58:28.320 How to deal with that?

03:58:29.300 There's no way anybody can deal with that, to be quite honest with you.

03:58:32.220 I don't think anybody ever can.

03:58:34.740 Say goodbye to several small countries.

03:58:37.540 I'm going to spin a globe and point my finger.

03:58:39.740 I don't care who it is.

03:58:42.680 Whoever is going to make us the least amount of money on tariffs,

03:58:46.120 I'm going to just erase them.

03:58:47.740 I'm going to erase them in a cocaine-fueled frenzy.

03:58:52.280 Trust the plan.

03:58:53.520 Trust the plan while I do these lines.

03:58:56.900 Six-severed Tyrannus.

03:58:59.560 Propatria! 0.99

03:59:02.080 See you on the beach.

03:59:04.120 I'm dressed for it. 0.86

03:59:16.120 I'm your hate. 0.69

03:59:32.780 I'm your hate when you want loans.

03:59:35.680 Pay.

03:59:36.920 Pay the price.

03:59:38.340 Pay for nothing's fair.

03:59:40.960 Hey.

03:59:42.260 I'm your life.

03:59:43.320 I'm the one who took you there.

03:59:46.320 Hey.

03:59:47.420 I'm your life and I no longer care.

03:59:52.080 I'm your dream.

03:59:53.780 Make you real.

03:59:55.140 I'm your eyes when you must steal.

03:59:57.840 I'm your pain when you can't feel.

04:00:01.260 Saved for true.

04:00:02.820 I'm your truth telling lies.

04:00:05.900 I'm your reason alibies.

04:00:08.620 I'm inside.

04:00:09.720 Open your eyes.

04:00:11.920 I'm your norm.

04:00:16.120 Yeah, I do, I see it.

04:00:45.760 I'm watching them, too, Phil.

04:00:51.080 Well, no, I didn't, I didn't think it would work.

04:00:53.640 I thought it would insult them.

04:00:55.160 And I thought that they would get, you know, the insults after they were done being mad and maybe have some, some inner introspection.

04:01:06.640 No, I, no, I set the mirrors up like I said I would.

04:01:09.600 and instead of being like, ha-ha, the cops are all discussing.

04:01:14.620 They think there's other cops in the mirror. 0.99

04:01:16.920 They're like dogs. 0.99

04:01:17.760 They don't understand. 0.96

04:01:18.680 That's not them.

04:01:19.860 They don't recognize it.

04:01:22.400 That one knocked himself out.

04:01:23.980 He tried to charge through the mirror,

04:01:25.660 and the other ones didn't.

04:01:28.160 They didn't know it.

04:01:28.960 They didn't go, oh, that's a mirror.

04:01:31.920 They just did first aid on him,

04:01:34.020 and they're trying to give him an award for police bravery.

04:01:37.080 I don't know what to do.

04:01:38.120 I don't know how they fix this.

04:01:39.600 I got arrogant.

04:01:40.820 I thought I was going to fix this,

04:01:42.060 but this is...

04:01:44.060 They're eating!

04:01:44.980 They're having a dinner now!

04:01:46.720 They've turned this into a conference!

04:01:56.200 I'm going to walk home in the rain

04:01:58.260 and listen to depressing music.

04:01:59.480 You have a nice time.

04:02:03.340 I'm sure you will get laid.

04:02:05.300 I have heard about policewomen. 0.99

04:02:07.680 I don't know.

04:02:08.540 I'm gone.

04:02:09.600 Thank you.

Raging Dissident Podcast - May 30, 2025

540 - DISCOUNT MIRRORS

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