541 - UNLIMITED POWER
Episode Stats
Length
3 hours and 30 minutes
Words per Minute
143.95915
Hate Speech Sentences
187
Summary
On this episode of Whatever the Hell This Is, the boys discuss the recent murder of Carl Jung and how it could have been prevented. They also discuss the current state of social media and how we have become so obsessed with social media.
Transcript
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Skipping Monday just starts the week off wrong.
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At least his son is going to be a famous rapper now.
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People that have been here a long time will tell you.
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I'll just make noises with my face for a period of time.
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It's like starting a lawnmower that is kind of old and fucked up.
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No, the, the whole, you know, anybody in media, entertainment, anything like that.
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They have a, uh, hokey fucking, what's it called?
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A, uh, like a, like a, a recurring show event thing, you know, I'll have a regular Monday
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Uh, there's all, there's like a slogan, a tagline, a fucking catchphrase, you know?
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And I just, it always bugged me because I thought I'm a little kid.
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Don't they know that we've heard this a million times?
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And then you're, you think, well, that's because, you know, you don't know who's watching
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and there could be new viewers, new customers, new supporters.
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So you have to, you know, but we know that's not true.
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So why are we, why are we now catering to the minority of people?
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I'm not, imagine if I said the same thing every night for six years.
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I don't think that's, to my fucking credit, I don't think that's ever happened.
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I don't think any one stream has been anywhere close to another one ever and never, ever.
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It's like, you ever see a guy fall down a cliff, but gracefully it's like that.
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He's going to die, but you know, he's making it look good.
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But I used to, I've said, I said that a couple of times because it was, it was first, it was
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I just was like, I don't know whatever the hell this is.
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And then a couple of weeks later, it's like, whatever.
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So we just, and then I probably said it a couple of times where I thought it's in danger
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So I had to just, I had to put, I had to take it out behind the barn and, oh, look,
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So why is there always, why is there always murder fantasies?
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They're ideologically motivated violent extremists.
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Probably being a man, heterosexual man, white man.
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It's all, all of us are entertained, almost to a man are entertained by it on some level.
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You go to, go to, I mean, no one under 20, just, just go to sleep for like 20 minutes and
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In the nineties, when, uh, late eighties, early when Mike Tyson was on his rampage, uh,
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everybody came to watch those, you know, people you wouldn't expect.
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Then I would show all the celebrities in the, in the building and stuff.
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Which is, you know, which makes them pretty cool.
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So now that I think about it, now that I am thinking about it, wait a minute.
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That's, we invent, they invent, we invented that.
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Every, every like hype squad of like fighters I've ever seen, football teams, hockey even
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I mean, there's the odd, you know, you get some blacks and the Muslim women aren't allowed
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It's, it's overwhelmingly female fight fans are like 90% white women, which is pretty bait.
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I think, uh, keep in mind, I'm basing this on no research, no study.
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I literally just sat here and decided if I felt like that was true or not.
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And I feel like I'm going to decide that it is.
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Um, now you can say that's crazy and you can say, oh, you see, he just makes up any reality
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Well, that's because the old, the real reality has already been officially declared, you
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know, by the state as smashed into a million fragmented pieces of lunacy.
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In fact, if you even, uh, openly dispute some versions of certain aspects of this shattered
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lunacy, you know, delusion, they'll put you in jail.
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It's illegal to think the wrong things about certain stuff.
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So since everybody's fucking crazy anyway, I'm just going to do whatever the fuck I want
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It's been working out pretty good so far for me, for me, we're doing good.
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I get to sit here dressed like this, acting like a clown and Morgan's literally taking my
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But what's the point if, okay, probably somebody will be like, I can't take any more.
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So if you don't even enjoy the perks of being, you know, a supervillain, then what, why are
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You've got some, you know, boomer with a fucking laptop webcam that's pointed up his nose.
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I have a fucking layer and you have a nasal cavity, which isn't even full of cocaine.
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What are you, you know, I think they're the only ones capable.
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Do you, can you believe, do you think Batman could fix this?
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But anyway, Superman, you know, Superman never made any money from saving the world from Solomon Grundy.
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Man, I'll never see, world don't see a man like him.
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I wonder how many streams I can do where I just start talking in song lyrics, obscure song lyrics that don't, you know, and people go, wait, is that, what did you just say?
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Kevin, uh, Michael Keaton was in it for some reason.
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Some girl, some girl pop band in the 90s or something.
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And then he just started, their police chief just started talking to the chief.
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Are you, he was just quoting their songs as in regular speech.
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He's like, oh, that's the, that's like the third time he's quoted TLC.
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Once it's over, once there's no more, you know, no one can make any jokes anymore.
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It's like, all right, let's just send the fucking meteor time.
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We're just, we're just a galactic toilet bowl for everybody to watch and go.
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We keep the universe running without, without our collective misery and shenanigans and unbelievable
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The rest of the universe would not be able to function because they'd be worried that they could be at the bottom.
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Everyone knows that no matter how badly you do, you don't, you're not on earth.
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So there's, unfortunately guys, that's the, uh, that's the dark, horrible truth I've been keeping from you all these years.
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I tried to familiarize you with the concept so your mind would be prepared to accept it when the time came to reveal, you know, the ultimate truth.
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It, it is, it is still Jewish in the end, but dumpster island, it's not an island.
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Well, we're just going to pretend we don't know that we're just going to build an actual dumpster island and then we'll like contain it.
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You got too preoccupied with the mustache and you should have just.
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Listen, the integral, like we're not going to be able to ascend to this reality unless we prove to the primordial forces of life that we can overcome our situation, that we can defeat dumpster planet.
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By, you know, rounding it up and putting it on trains and putting it in dumpster cams.
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But it, the, you don't really have to show your work.
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It's not like, it's not like university or school where you got to like, they're not, they don't care how you do it.
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Like when, when dad comes home from like World War Three.
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Do you want to be like, okay, so before you get an, I want a full, I want an explanation.
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As long as you're here, you're like, fuck them.
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We win America or whatever, wherever you're from.
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They like it the way that they like it more and more every day.
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The more they can, more they can make it more like a dumpster, the happier they are like pigs, pigs and filth, rabbis and sewers, and other anti-Semitic memes that may or may not be circulating around the globe.
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But, you know, unprecedented records, levels, and volume.
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It's a lot, it's a lot, there's a lot going on these days.
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All right, I guess it's a, I'm warmed up enough.
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Bunch of subscriber streaks and so on, on entropy, but I appreciate that.
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I'm trying to, I'm slowly but surely adding all of you to, that's not it.
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When they, I'm not going to do this because I, I presume I'm not going to survive the raid, but Phil, you know, he's just going to teleport away.
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But, you know, to keep them busy and not pursue him so he has time to reacquire a new person, could be you.
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And, you know, uh, he's got to start his drug, he's got to start over from scratch.
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So, and it's to buy time, he's going to give them all of your names and all of that stuff.
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It's not, it doesn't seem like a very good play.
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If he feels like you're not, you know, if you're doubting his plan or, like, it just, it doesn't go well for people, you know?
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And it's not the kind of, it's psychological violence a lot of the time, right?
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It's like he'll, somebody will say something and you'll be, you'll, you'll, you'll sit there and, and, you know, oh, that's kind of confrontational.
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And he'll just laugh and not, and it'll be fine for a little while.
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And then he'll just move his chair really close to yours.
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And, like, put his hand on his, do you have hoofs?
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And just smile and, like, really close to your face.
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I've seen, I don't know what happens after that.
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Then there's, like, a place to play truth or dare.
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I just have no more room in my brain for any more traumatizing mental events.
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My skill tree has been expanded to its maximum potential.
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You, you go, you go with him down Nightmare Alley and see what happens.
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Yeah, is that what's going, now I'm getting different people
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And Friday, Thursday, you're just getting a head start on Friday
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because you know what the trick, you know what the secret is about Friday?
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Everybody who's ever worked any government job knows this.
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Pretty much, it's just understood that it's like,
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Like, we're really not, you know, once in a while there's something
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you really got to get done, but generally it's like,
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We're just going to sit around and talk shit for the afternoon.
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Friday is just for fucking, fucking around Friday.
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You ever try and get anything done on a Friday?
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Go try and do anything that requires government service
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or public service or anything after 1 p.m. on Friday.
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Try and complete 10 tasks on 10 different Fridays
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And let me know how, what your rate of success is.
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And that's why we're doing Monday and Thursday.
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Or you fell in here while you were doom scrolling.
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You got flushed down here too like the rest of us.
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You're just going to scroll animal videos on Instagram for two hours.
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They can mimic things like cats do really funny things sometimes.
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The worst part is when you're stuck in the doom scroll and you know it's happening.
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And you're you're you know, like I'm just you literally have this thought.
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I'm basically just floating along half awake like a fat guy in a tube down down a lazy river with like empty beer.
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I'm just like I'm just scrolling mindlessly hitting like on things.
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See the boomers still a lot of them are still cops, right?
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And I was going through all my trial, all my cases and stuff.
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They were like, no, these persons are friends on Facebook.
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They don't teach you anything about social media or the Internet or anything like that there.
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From what I can tell, because you guys don't know what the fuck's going on.
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Oh, half of Facebook is just Indian scammers anyway.
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Like almost all of those women with their tits out.
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I've wondered how we're going to get this done.
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Because it's just, it's, it's got to be stopped.
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Well, the first target, one of the easiest ones is the ones online.
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And the way you do that is because you've got, you know.
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So, scamming is the number one Indian skill and export and religion and culture and language
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If you want to put a stop to all these online whores, you got to, you got to understand something.
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Like all these profiles, like, oh, they're sending you messages, are they?
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Who the fuck created, who the fuck joined Facebook last year?
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Oh, they've got two photos, both of them with their titties out.
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Oh, and her friend added you too, who's also way too hot for you.
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None of them, none of them are even women, I don't think.
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There used to be some Nigerians, but they're pushed out of the market.
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They've been fucking genocided out of their own grift.
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The Indians colonized the Nigerian Prince scam.
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That's what the, that's what the Monkey Man statue really is.
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That's their arc de triomphe over the Nigerian Prince scam.
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So, hey, if you guys want to be part of an Indian, you know, sex fetish,
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you go ahead and be internet whores and support internet whores and talk to internet whores.
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If that's you, if you're into Indian, you know, whatever.
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If that's you, that's, that's, but I guess, I mean, you can't stay here.
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And there's going to be a wave of suicides now.
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But I mean, there was no way to, we had to rip the bandaid guys.
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Because he's one of only no one in working in an industry,
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in a market that no one is in, which is advice for men on stuff that matters to them.
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Should they watch Tim pool as he, as he adjusts the Israeli antenna beacon under his stupid hat?
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There's nothing like that's, and that's probably why Trump is so popular.
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Or it's one of the, one of the reasons, because there's, there's just such a lack of like men anywhere.
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Not, not, you know, physically, you know, they're, that they exist, but their, their spirit, like an actual masculine, it's very, it's not common anymore.
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It's so uncommon that it becomes like people, people fighting over the last piece of bread.
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So even if you were, you know, not even, you were just, you know, an, a piece of garbage, you would still do well.
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Like pretty almost like 70% plus of them, maybe 80%.
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Even the fat ones, unless they're really horrifyingly bad, but they're still looked.
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They have to compete against all the other men.
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And, um, yeah, so they're not, they're not scoping Facebook.
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To randomly an Instagram to add strangers with, you know, have, come on, have some, have some sense.
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You do own your own trailer in the hills with no electricity.
00:30:11.280
Send the American dollars to this account and I will send you a boobie picture.
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If you have to, if you have to get scammed, choose the Russians.
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They don't, they might smell like booze, but you know, that's not uncommon.
00:31:04.660
That was probably, uh, I mean, where would I have been?
00:31:12.120
Uh, it's a little island in the Mediterranean off of, off Greece.
00:31:15.760
And, uh, there was a little dust up there with the Turks and the Greeks back in the day.
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Canada's had some, some troops there, but that's where we did our decompression leave, you know,
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And I found myself at a, you know, where they told me not to go.
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Especially, you know, young warfighter, 20 year old, 21 year old guys who just survived
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They've got, haven't been able to spend any money for six months.
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And there's tourists and strip clubs and women everywhere.
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Like, what are you, the fuck do you think is going to happen?
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And they're like, we know, we, they know what's going to happen.
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That's why they put you there and they don't send you directly home.
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You're going home, but you're going to stay here for a week first.
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You'll thank us when you're not in jail or divorced and your family hasn't, and so on.
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Uh, because, you know, you're probably going to go a little nuts.
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It's where all the strippers are and all that stuff.
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And I was like, uh, drinking with these mob guys.
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Cause they didn't, they didn't know who, like we were young.
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Like, do you have any money or, you know, they just came and sat down on either side of us.
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We're just, we're just, and he was stops and looks as dead.
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This, this guy was fighting the Afghans in the eighties in the Russian army.
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It was fucking, I had a great time drinking with Russian gangsters in a bar in Cyprus in 2007.
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What do you want me to do, lie and say that wasn't a fun time?
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But anyway, it was one of my first experiences with, oh, they're just people.
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You know, movies and the, it's, it's too, uh, people get, get too, too comfortable in the, in the fantasy world.
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I mean, yeah, they're probably violent, scared, you know, but there was, they're not insane people.
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They're, they're not just like going to stab you in the face because the, the mood took them.
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You know, I just felt like it, uh, no, they're just guys.
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You know, as long as everybody's respecting everybody, you know, generally there's not a problem, you know, don't, is there going to be a problem?
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You go in there and rack up a huge bar tab and try to run away.
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Uh, you know, you start doing things not supposed to do and spitting on people, you know,
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and then you get beat up or shot or stand and they go, Oh my God.
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What did you, I stuck my arm in an alligator's mouth and put my arm off.
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We better, we better kill that alligator right now.
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People are sticking their arms in there and they're just chewing right off.
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I used to say, I used to have mugs that said that, you know,
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People don't seem to think that that's a real thing.
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Cause when I, I really feel like when I was like 17, 16, there was like a consensus of what was stupid as hell.
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What was normal, what was normal, what was evil, what, you know?
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I remember, I remember when some of you weren't retarded.
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So there's another misconception, I think something I've potentially learned over the years.
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Cause you assume or you think when you're younger, you know, you're the dumbest in a lot of ways.
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And your, and your mind's ability to just think clearly.
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You know, cause you've had, you've yet to have anything happen to you probably, right?
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So there's like a, you know, almost like a assumption that, you know, you just get older and smarter and wiser.
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And if you don't do very well, you can get fucking beat up and hurt.
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And you don't, by the time you're 40, 50, 60, you're just.
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Physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually, people do not get stronger as they get older.
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I mean, you get physically bigger to a point, uh, which is about this long.
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As a man, you're done growing in your like early twenties and you have 10 years where you're at, you know, pretty much your maximum level of physical performance.
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And then you start to drop off and die around 32, 33.
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And then you're just fighting time for the rest of your life, which could be 50 more.
00:37:18.540
And the previous, uh, 33 years, like, no, that not, most of those don't count either.
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Cause for the first 10, you were literally a child.
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And then the next five, you're just this weird kid with pimples that fucking touched things and did weird.
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Be old and pissed off with a sore back for 50 years.
00:37:46.820
Uh, you know, why do we, why do some people assume you get stronger?
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You know, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger?
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Cause what didn't kill a lot of people in the last five years didn't make them stronger,
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Made them, uh, abandoned reality, made them blow up their whole lives, destroy their families,
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They just react emotionally to things they see on TV.
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They are not smarter, wiser, more capable, more resilient, or better in any way than they were five years ago.
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That you have to fight every fucking day of your life until it's over for everything, for every inch to keep your body healthy.
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The more time you'll have, the more you'll enjoy, the more opportunities you'll have, the more you'll enjoy.
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You'll be healthier for longer, stronger for longer, mentally together, longer.
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And if you pack it in when you're, you know, 35, 40, you're in for a rough ride.
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You just let go and you're just going to fall and you're going to keep falling until you decide to grab back on again.
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You got to climb all that distance all the way back to get to where you were when you gave up.
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So you can't even, uh, the older you get, the less time you have to take, you know, just pay.
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I'm just going to fucking do nothing for a few years.
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You can get away with that when you're younger.
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concerned with the idea of building resilient people though, is it?
00:39:57.040
It's just worried about comforting everyone and make sure everyone's feelings are okay all the time.
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Because it's run by, um, a cult of feminist maniacs.
00:40:11.300
Uh, we have the Karen HR department running everything.
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The government, the police, the army, the media, education, public transport, you name it.
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Obviously, nothing's going to stay together very long.
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It's something you have to, to show up every day and do, governing the country or yourself, your own body, and everything in between.
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And it took a certain amount of discipline, organization, ability to sacrifice, endure, suffering, teamwork.
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So, it's, it's like, as a metaphor, you know, think of, what was that great movie with the, with the, uh, not even a car guy or the, like, racing or anything, but this is a great movie.
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This guy who's like, not only is an elite, you know, road, wheel, pilot, race car driver, whatever.
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That's the kind of people and, and relationship to their project that they love, their passion that they love.
00:42:19.840
And what we have today is the equivalent of the car that he built being driven by his fat, drug addicted, retarded, gay nephew.
00:42:30.480
And everyone expecting to, well, they're going to, they're going to still win lots of medals and trophies.
00:42:36.960
There's a completely different person driving it and they don't know how to drive it.
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And all the buttons and things are making noises and flashing at them.
00:43:06.860
How do I watch Netflix while I'm driving on the highway the wrong way at 200 miles an hour?
00:43:11.020
Can I get on the, can I get on Instagram in here?
00:43:19.560
Unfortunately, we're in the car with them screaming in the backseat.
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I think I'm going to stop and pick up some Indians.
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Because I've seen more men, white men with mustaches this week than in my entire life.
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Keep a buckle of the devil when you rise on the road.
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I was like, does this make me look more like my dad or not enough?
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Everybody talking shit about it is like, you know...
00:45:47.660
I wouldn't complain about it in public like you, like a little bitch.
00:45:51.060
I would just find another way to keep up, to compete.
00:45:59.200
Everything that makes you feel bad about yourself.
00:46:16.740
There wasn't anything I watched or saw or heard.
00:46:21.940
Over the last year or so, I just started feeling like, I think I need a mustache.
00:46:50.820
The Vril told me it was mustache time, so I just obey as I do.
00:47:09.040
It does seem to be making a comeback, which is interesting.
00:47:12.140
It's funny that, like, all these guys are growing mustaches now.
00:47:58.820
And they were like, oh, shave the beard, do this or that.
00:48:39.020
Because the mustache is for one reason and one reason only.
00:48:56.760
Your enemy can grab onto it, pull you down, and put a god damn knife right in your neck!
00:49:09.260
And we're gonna wax the tips and point them out and put little razor blades in them.
00:49:13.120
And that's how you know, that guy used to have a beard, but he doesn't.
00:49:59.620
You're either getting beat up, you're getting a new baby sister, or you're moving out.
00:50:03.380
Something requiring a high level of testosterone is about to happen.
00:50:12.340
So you better get right with that, or get the fuck out of the way.
00:50:20.260
They're like, I don't know why, but I'm getting into this.
00:50:54.740
I wonder where the community gets his over-exaggerated sense of theatrical nonsense, like as is seen
00:51:07.780
Basically an AI action movie of fairy, like, blowing up the world.
00:51:13.440
And it looked like Derek and I were arguing on his behalf with Mark Carney from Parliament.
00:51:24.740
My role in this was ambiguous, so it's hard to say.
00:51:35.980
Which, which, if presented strongly enough, you get a fucking spin-off series.
00:51:54.180
Indian men pretending to be Russian whores on the internet.
00:52:31.360
They're not giving mustache rides to their women either.
00:52:39.160
I will campaign for the mustache in the high court of the Galactic Empire.
00:52:51.040
They'll bring in, like, that kid from Napoleon Dynamite with, like, the pedophile stash.
00:53:00.780
And, like, 1986, Don Frye will walk out and beat him to death.
00:53:23.760
And then I'm just gonna stand up there and flex.
00:53:25.540
And then, you know, they'll be like, fucking...
00:53:51.500
It's only June 2nd in Canada, so it's fucking cold still.
00:54:26.360
Those instructional videos are much more expensive.
00:54:28.100
Intrusive Thoughts is the delay operation is where you go...
00:54:44.420
I know you guys have been looking forward to this for quite a while.
00:54:47.840
Bigot Hoffs says, Does this mean I'm on the list?
00:54:55.840
I mean, they're keeping a list, but they're not really...
00:55:01.240
They really thought, like, wagging their finger was gonna do it.
00:55:04.920
And now that it didn't, they're like, fuck, now what?
00:55:18.240
That guy who pretends to be Russian prostitute women
00:55:21.120
who has cyber anal butt sex with old 80-year-old men on the internet.
00:55:31.340
For a minute there, I thought we might have a problem on our hands,
00:56:28.380
What does it say about us as a people in a species?
00:56:59.380
there was a guy who was developmentally challenged, you know?
00:57:05.540
I say the word retard and retarded all the time
00:57:11.780
I'm not admonishing, you know, people with disabilities.
00:57:38.900
It's fucking peanut butter and jam sandwich or curse words.
00:57:51.200
Now that that highly offensive clip is out of the way...
00:57:55.200
So I went to school with this guy who was, you know...
00:59:33.240
He grabs me by the neck and puts me up against the wall like this.
01:00:22.380
To be physically vulnerable and surrounded by men who might just kill you at any point in time for no reason.
01:00:28.080
A voice in their head told them to or something.
01:00:36.900
And it's wild and weird and, you know, sketchy out there as it is.
01:01:01.800
We're in high school and we're talking about...
01:01:08.180
And it's all anyone's talking about at the school.
01:01:28.820
Kind of looking around like he doesn't understand something.
01:02:05.220
This is the most important thing that's ever happened in the history of the world.
01:02:10.280
Again, there's grown men still acting like this.
01:02:20.020
And spending $2 million on memorabilia in the...
01:05:14.300
Phil, do we need to start recruiting from the...
01:05:52.040
Because you don't know how to click the off button.
01:06:18.280
I want to make a whole bunch of different ones...
01:06:28.860
Like, it's in reference to something specific now.
01:06:35.880
And there's a picture of, like, an artist's rendition of Jenstein looking like this on the back.
01:06:43.140
He's not accepted for sure that he's the retard, but he's, like, 80% there.
01:07:56.620
that's something he's spent a lot of time on as well.
02:16:35.940
All I need is to just take one look at my family and my loved ones and my friends.
02:16:56.300
That's the only thing you'll find satisfaction in, comfort in, longevity.
02:17:09.720
When you're old and dying, or maybe you're not going to be old.
02:17:12.060
Maybe you're going to be 47 and find out you got colon cancer.
02:17:18.120
Good thing you made all that money that's pointless now.
02:17:26.300
If that's what your life was about, ultimately nothing.
02:18:10.460
Things that people did that were profound, that were monumentally, I mean, they changed the world.
02:18:31.160
And some of the things they would build to commemorate that.
02:18:47.200
You can't, you know, you can throw money at people sometimes to do things.
02:18:54.720
Once, there's a lot of people, once they get comfortable, they don't care anymore.
02:19:24.720
I mean, sure, there's probably a lot of people along the way that did it as a job.
02:19:33.000
And they had to eat and they had to do something.
02:19:40.900
It would take three generations to build sometimes.
02:19:43.020
It, I read it in a, in a book somewhere or it's an old, um, it's some kind of parable.
02:19:52.020
It's some kind of nursery rhyme type, not a nursery rhyme, but an idiom.
02:19:59.860
It's, it's like, you know, it's like I used to know.
02:20:07.760
And now it's like I, it's like I opened that drive and it's like, whoa, file corrupted.
02:20:26.000
None of us, none of us, I don't think, went to Afghanistan for money.
02:20:49.860
You make twice as much money being a rig pig in Alberta than you would in the military.
02:21:00.980
It's about what it's a, what it is, what it means.
02:21:04.660
This is, this is the story of our people, of our existence.
02:21:11.160
We believe we're engaged in a, in a fight here.
02:21:23.260
And someone, so I'm doing, helping with that because of what it means, because it's important
02:21:32.100
It's the love for your, your own people, your, your, your world.
02:21:35.480
That's the only infinitely renewable resource in the world.
02:21:52.200
Is the, the love that you can have for your family, your friends, and your loved ones.
02:22:14.220
Can inspire you to do anything, put up with anything, survive anything.
02:22:41.260
When we used, when we would do these, they would run these.
02:22:49.260
These, these selection courses for these special operations units.
02:22:52.620
I mean, you get in, you make twice as much money, almost.
02:22:56.120
You might be an infantry corporal, but you make it 70 grand, 65 grand.
02:22:58.880
You get in here, especially, you know, DHTC, you're making 120, 130K.
02:23:08.240
Does it sound nice when you're fucking rattling, your bones are rattling with hypothermia?
02:23:16.860
You still have to walk 50 kilometers in the dark, in the rain.
02:23:33.640
You know what he told me when he was, when he was, we were drinking one night, years ago.
02:23:49.840
And he said that one of the staff, actually, was, like, trying to motivate him to get going.
02:23:55.560
You know, you only have so much time to complete all these events.
02:23:57.600
And he was just kind of taking a break, but also, like, mentally fucking destroyed.
02:24:04.360
And he said, it's another fucking 60, 70 grand, man.
02:24:11.080
Not because it was the money, but because he thought, who cares?
02:24:16.800
Just like that, all of a sudden, it fired him up.
02:24:20.240
He said, I remember, I, it just, that's why I really, I, it all made sense.
02:24:25.040
I wanted to finish it and win and get in there because I would be the first, I would have been the first man in my family to do anything worth writing about.
02:24:35.320
And when I, if I have kids or grandkids, I want them to know that we're not fucking losers and we can do shit.
02:24:41.100
We're not a bunch of piss tank booze bags, can't finish high school, always going to jail, fucking, that's, no, we're not that.
02:24:48.760
But that's how you fucking get up and walk on two broken feet with hypothermia, borderline hypothermia.
02:25:07.180
Because what are you not willing to endure for the people you love?
02:25:14.340
So if you make your life about the people you love, you're fucking invincible.
02:25:26.180
It's not hate that makes you powerful, it's the love for your own people.
02:25:31.140
The hate that comes is the emotional motivation to do what you need to do to protect the people you love from the things you should hate.
02:26:02.380
Brandon III says you can either have a Mosley mustache or a hip mustache.
02:26:23.020
I think Vince McMahon has a mustache like that right now.
02:26:57.800
He might just, Vince might just find one of the girls and poop on them.
02:27:03.780
When you become an indestructible billionaire that always wins, you get bored, there's nothing to do.
02:27:08.380
You've got unlimited power and you're like, uh, just basically acting out violent fantasies on TV for people for your own amusement.
02:27:17.660
So like, I'm just going to start shitting on people.
02:27:27.800
I'd be the kind of guy that would be Vince McMahon's lawyer because it's like, I, this is, I like a challenge.
02:27:46.260
Oh, you like, not really, but I think this, uh, the love of the game, you know, uh, donkey dong long says I'm a bit of a benchmark myself.
02:28:03.100
Uh, Swiss Daniel says for someone who has never rocked a mustache sure has a lot to say about the power of it.
02:28:08.180
You're an expert on perfect beards, but you're too.
02:28:10.180
Dude, I've been living under the tutelage of epic mustaches my whole life.
02:28:13.540
You don't, you don't just get to have one either.
02:28:18.340
And I also said this, like, you can't really do it when you're like 23, 20.
02:28:23.720
It does make you look substantially older, though.
02:28:32.840
There was a guy in my old unit who had, like, it was, it looked like he was out of the Boer War.
02:28:36.560
It looked like he was from an 1891 recruiting poster.
02:28:39.140
He looked like, like somebody from, an extra from Jumanji or something.
02:28:42.660
He'd have, like, the high khaki shorts and, like, a super long musket with the fucking pith helmet.
02:28:53.300
The regimen had a funeral the day he shaved it.
02:29:01.220
You know, that mustache was keeping a lot of people going.
02:29:04.860
You're making jokes, but I'm, you know, this is war.
02:29:32.600
I can't, when I shave, it comes back immediately.
02:29:41.360
Why are you constantly commenting on my appearance?
02:30:04.620
What's going on over there, uh, Swiss dang, what are you dangling?
02:30:14.500
I'm just pointing out something I think has been long overlooked.
02:30:19.260
All the comments and the, you know, he tries to do it for cheap, too.
02:30:36.340
And, I mean, I'm just, I can just look over there and just not see anything that happens.
02:30:47.960
If you threaten to murder the audience regularly, it keeps them on their toes.
02:30:53.720
You want to be, you want to be liberal with it.
02:30:55.400
You want, you want to really, just, just threaten everyone.
02:30:58.440
Threaten your pets, your parents, people in the street.
02:31:02.560
Start by shaking your fist at people for no reason.
02:31:16.720
Go and just, uh, don't start a fight with somebody.
02:31:21.160
Like, and maybe if they even say, well, just be like, just do that.
02:31:25.740
Like you're, and just walk away and say nothing.
02:31:28.580
And they'll be like, if we do it enough, it'll become a thing.
02:31:34.460
People will start posting on Reddit that it's happening and no one will understand where it's coming from or why.
02:31:41.220
We should come up with some kind of, something we do when we encounter Indians.
02:32:02.360
It has to be, it has to be something that doesn't make any sense except to us.
02:32:08.100
But they have to know that it isn't positive, but they can't say why exactly.
02:32:20.220
Imagine if everyone, every time you saw one or they said anything to you, you immediately just go like this.
02:32:26.580
No one, none of us will, will converse or deal with any of them.
02:32:39.100
Somebody comes to the door to deliver something.
02:32:57.700
And hopefully, because we're running out of things.
02:33:02.060
I mean, we've, we've populated the, the ADL, the hate pedia, the, all these stupid, we've got a database of all the hate symbols and hate.
02:33:12.900
Um, we got letters and phrase slogans of made up things on there.
02:33:20.120
Uh, a black flag with a white line on it that I made on a toilet.
02:33:24.540
I was literally on the toilet with an, with a paint app on my phone.
02:33:30.580
So we could really make this into something, you know, just turn your nose up at them and don't make it look like, keep them in your periphery so you can keep an eye on them, but don't look at them.
02:33:48.880
They look through you or past you, you know, like you're just there.
02:34:17.560
Oh, you'd think you can't cause like social chaos.
02:34:29.240
They wrote the, they did the emergency act over it.
02:34:36.920
No, he never recovered from the emergency act and the emergency act was because of us.
02:35:19.300
Because if you're in a situation like this is going to require my life to save my,
02:35:37.460
It's like people think they're getting out a lot.
02:35:39.500
People think they're all going to get away or something.
02:35:51.420
This is the best hand you're ever going to get.
02:35:55.640
Saving your children or saving your wife or saving the,
02:36:06.980
left wing liberal effeminate retards are going to do that.
02:36:16.680
They don't sacrifice themselves for jack shit ever.
02:36:31.280
no one will ever see or know anything that you've ever done or
02:36:46.420
no one will ever really know their names or what they did or how
02:37:03.380
the more likely your life is going to get a lot harder.
02:37:44.800
Intrusive says your mustache is like a skull mask.
02:37:53.340
you want to take a break to watch Stanley cup finals?
02:38:43.660
after all the virtue signaling and the BLM shit and the price,
02:38:47.340
And the rainbow hockey tape night and the Punjabi dancing and the whole,
02:38:57.180
I've been out for a long time when they axed on cherry.
02:39:09.100
it's just been getting weaker and softer and gayer ever since the NHL is not
02:39:17.320
guys were going on the ice with multiple concussions,
02:40:13.760
but I want them to know that I think about this comment at least once a day for the last week now.
02:40:33.480
Now I'll be in the bathroom brushing my teeth and I'm like straightening it.
02:40:39.920
they're going to like kidnap me and shave it off.
02:42:12.300
if you try and come at me and try to alter the fates of my fate,
02:42:28.360
It's a better explanation than what most people got out there.
02:42:40.320
My theory of that the world revolves around my mustache or lack thereof,
02:42:45.420
in which is already superior to half of global religion.
02:43:16.320
Is it more likely Scientology is how the world works or the mustache?
02:43:30.540
I don't think you guys realize how far ahead we really are.
02:43:33.340
I think we've got something here and all you're doing is just,
02:44:04.580
I think your fake TV doctor salary just doubled.
02:44:20.700
Now my authority level just went up like 20 points.
02:44:32.140
and they're trying to make it come back and they're not going to be able to make it come back because it would be the end of the world.
02:44:52.200
they disabled the comments on their posts because so many people were saying,
02:45:05.080
chief executive officer of Moderna is what all of the anonymous comments on Twitter said.
02:45:19.300
like a lot of significant personalities were weighing in.
02:45:31.980
just remember if they try this shit and they're like,
02:45:50.380
You probably don't even own a suit and tie in the first place.
02:46:00.140
So when the science comes back to be trusted this season,
02:46:03.180
there's only one science that you need to trust,
02:46:08.100
And it's staring right at you down the barrel of a mustache wearing a stethoscope.
02:46:21.240
you got to earn these through corrupt medical schools that just take money and pump out fake doctors.
02:46:46.780
That worked on mostly everyone that worked on 80 or 90% of the population.
02:47:12.440
I'm a grown adult in the world in 2020 or 21 or 22 or 23.
02:47:17.560
And I blindly trust injecting myself with some mystery substance because a stranger on a television I've never heard of before told me it was a good idea.
02:47:37.500
If everybody was going down to the gay pride parade to get sodomized by a unicorn,
02:48:18.120
so lightly because if we do have to fight them,
02:49:13.240
this is my favorite part where I don't know which one is which.
02:49:26.020
like bumps the buttstock of his rifle on the ground.
02:49:39.220
While they're holding the flag as high as they can to show something.
02:49:46.160
they've got fans on their heads in case it gets hot.
02:49:54.520
there's people are watching this for some reason.
02:50:11.060
I've done a lot of parade drill and you've got to put some time in.
02:50:17.460
And then he kind of hops and steps and does a whole different thing.
02:50:34.620
This is the most incredible display of athleticism I have ever seen.
02:50:54.480
People around the world have been waiting for this all year long,
02:51:10.980
The tip toe dance of death is a cultural norm in India and Pakistan.
02:51:14.680
It is meant to show the enemy how quiet they can be sneaking around your house at night
02:51:21.720
while holding your infant child they've stolen out of their crib over their head.
02:51:38.500
He stood up on his toes and that is going to take it.
02:51:43.900
No answer from Pakistan or is that how who gives a shit?
02:51:49.600
and I've never seen this before in my life of you,
02:52:09.880
They're starting to stand on their toes and they're starting to understand spatial awareness.
02:52:16.380
He's starting to understand where his body is in relation to the world around him.
02:52:21.160
And this is a significant development for all G to read.
02:52:36.420
I'm going to go get drunk because this is ridiculous.
02:53:10.060
there's going to be a lot more because we're just unsatisfied yet.
02:53:21.620
817,000 new immigrants in the first four months of 2025.
02:53:26.920
it's permits being renewed and it's people that weren't really considered permanent status,
02:53:33.880
817,000 people were added to the manifest in the first four months of the year.
02:54:02.780
but full of Indians just to the first four months.
02:54:10.000
So everything's going to get real cheap soon because they're all going to invent new and amazing ways for us to live like trash piles and shitting in the street.
02:54:20.400
If you just shit in the street instead of using,
02:54:34.720
It has rivers and you still have a little dolphin,
02:54:56.000
That was the deputy leader of the conservative party.