Raging Dissident Podcast - 541

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00:01:32.000 You're supposed to start on Monday, right?

00:01:35.180 Skipping Monday just starts the week off wrong.

00:01:38.220 Just starts it wrong.

00:01:42.940 Like Justin Trudeau's entire life.

00:01:45.460 She started wrong and got worse.

00:01:47.080 At least his son is going to be a famous rapper now.

00:01:55.740 He'll always have that.

00:02:00.300 How are you guys doing?

00:02:01.240 What's going on out there?

00:02:03.080 Yeah.

00:02:04.320 Welcome back to whatever the hell this is.

00:02:07.080 I don't know why everybody does that.

00:02:12.380 I mean, I know why they do it.

00:02:14.040 I don't know why I just said that.

00:02:19.220 People that have been here a long time will tell you.

00:02:21.340 They'll know.

00:02:22.200 They'll explain it to you.

00:02:23.500 They know what's going on.

00:02:25.160 I'll just make noises with my face for a period of time.

00:02:28.000 It's like starting a lawnmower that is kind of old and fucked up.

00:02:31.720 Like, it's working, but it's not working.

00:02:33.420 It's just like, give it a minute.

00:02:34.560 Just give it.

00:02:34.980 Just let it.

00:02:36.240 You know, it'll start to there.

00:02:37.640 There we go.

00:02:38.180 Eventually, it'll lead to somewhere.

00:02:42.080 It just, it's got to settle.

00:02:42.980 It's got to recollect itself like T-1000.

00:02:45.580 The shattered psyche of my mind.

00:02:51.660 You know what killed Carl Jung was me.

00:02:54.320 He knew I was coming at some day.

00:02:55.960 So he's like, I'm out of here.

00:02:56.940 I can't, I'm not fucking, nope.

00:03:00.260 Studying me from afar.

00:03:01.700 No, the, the whole, you know, anybody in media, entertainment, anything like that.

00:03:05.820 They have a, uh, hokey fucking, what's it called?

00:03:12.560 What would you call this?

00:03:13.460 A, uh, like a, like a, a recurring show event thing, you know, I'll have a regular Monday

00:03:22.540 night, Friday, Sunday night, whatever it is.

00:03:24.840 Uh, there's all, there's like a slogan, a tagline, a fucking catchphrase, you know?

00:03:29.860 And I just, it always bugged me because I thought I'm a little kid.

00:03:35.920 Right.

00:03:36.160 I'm probably 12.

00:03:38.720 And I'm just like, who is this for?

00:03:42.760 I, I know, like they say this every time.

00:03:45.220 Don't they know that we've heard this a million times?

00:03:47.400 Why do you keep saying the same things?

00:03:50.920 And then you're, you think, well, that's because, you know, you don't know who's watching

00:03:54.720 and there could be new viewers, new customers, new supporters.

00:03:57.880 You don't know.

00:03:58.440 So you have to, you know, but we know that's not true.

00:04:04.200 95% of the audience is like this.

00:04:07.000 There's a small fluctuations here and there.

00:04:08.820 So why are we, why are we now catering to the minority of people?

00:04:13.400 Their fucking feelings.

00:04:15.140 Oh, they need a catchphrase.

00:04:16.740 They don't fuck you.

00:04:17.560 I've been sitting here for six years.

00:04:19.140 I'm not, imagine if I said the same thing every night for six years.

00:04:22.160 I don't think that's, to my fucking credit, I don't think that's ever happened.

00:04:28.440 I don't think any one stream has been anywhere close to another one ever and never, ever.

00:04:36.840 I'm the best at this.

00:04:38.240 You know, what was that?

00:04:41.740 What is he the best at?

00:04:43.000 A mental illness.

00:04:43.940 It's a, it's a, yeah, it's like a control.

00:04:47.940 It's like, you ever see a guy fall down a cliff, but gracefully it's like that.

00:04:52.160 Yeah.

00:04:52.480 The bones are breaking.

00:04:53.580 He's going to die, but you know, he's making it look good.

00:04:57.200 It looks all right.

00:04:58.280 You know, it's entertaining.

00:04:59.760 We're all having a good time, aren't we?

00:05:03.560 I don't know what catchphrase is.

00:05:05.260 I don't know.

00:05:06.520 But I used to, I've said, I said that a couple of times because it was, it was first, it was

00:05:11.220 sincere.

00:05:11.740 I just was like, I don't know whatever the hell this is.

00:05:14.240 And then a couple of weeks later, it's like, whatever.

00:05:16.740 So we just, and then I probably said it a couple of times where I thought it's in danger

00:05:20.920 of becoming something like a catchphrase.

00:05:23.180 So I had to just, I had to put, I had to take it out behind the barn and, oh, look,

00:05:32.720 it's some dandelions.

00:05:33.480 Can you get me one?

00:05:36.060 And I got rid of it.

00:05:37.420 You know?

00:05:37.520 So why is there always, why is there always murder fantasies?

00:05:46.040 It's violent rhetoric.

00:05:47.380 They're ideologically motivated violent extremists.

00:05:53.780 Oh, I don't know.

00:05:55.080 Probably being a man, heterosexual man, white man.

00:05:59.740 So I like violence.

00:06:02.180 We all do.

00:06:03.980 It's all, all of us are entertained, almost to a man are entertained by it on some level.

00:06:10.360 Immensely amusing on some level.

00:06:15.200 You don't believe me.

00:06:16.280 You go to, go to, I mean, no one under 20, just, just go to sleep for like 20 minutes and

00:06:22.000 come back.

00:06:23.100 In the nineties, when, uh, late eighties, early when Mike Tyson was on his rampage, uh,

00:06:29.240 everybody came to watch those, you know, people you wouldn't expect.

00:06:34.680 It's like, oh, look who's here.

00:06:36.000 Then I would show all the celebrities in the, in the building and stuff.

00:06:38.620 Like, oh, Jim Carrey is here for some reason.

00:06:41.260 Jim Carrey needs to see that.

00:06:43.580 Right.

00:06:44.560 Um, you know, and the women like it too.

00:06:49.020 Let's not, let's not lie.

00:06:51.120 Which is, you know, which makes them pretty cool.

00:06:53.100 So now that I think about it, now that I am thinking about it, wait a minute.

00:07:12.100 All right.

00:07:17.260 Cheer, cheerleading is white.

00:07:18.920 That's white girls.

00:07:19.660 That's, we invent, they invent, we invented that.

00:07:26.880 Every, every like hype squad of like fighters I've ever seen, football teams, hockey even

00:07:37.180 does it something.

00:07:38.060 It's, you don't, do the Japanese do?

00:07:42.280 I don't think they do.

00:07:44.040 I don't think anyone does.

00:07:45.920 Does anyone?

00:07:46.480 I mean, there's the odd, you know, you get some blacks and the Muslim women aren't allowed

00:07:52.960 to do anything.

00:07:53.780 So you never see them.

00:07:56.160 Um, but I think, huh?

00:08:00.340 Well, there you go.

00:08:01.420 I think that's it.

00:08:02.500 I can't really, I can't take a, no, it is.

00:08:05.020 It's, it's overwhelmingly female fight fans are like 90% white women, which is pretty bait.

00:08:13.480 I think, uh, keep in mind, I'm basing this on no research, no study.

00:08:18.400 I didn't look at any tables or pictures.

00:08:20.160 I literally just sat here and decided if I felt like that was true or not.

00:08:25.280 And I feel like I'm going to decide that it is.

00:08:27.740 So it is now.

00:08:29.080 Um, now you can say that's crazy and you can say, oh, you see, he just makes up any reality

00:08:34.560 he wants.

00:08:35.060 Well, that's because the old, the real reality has already been officially declared, you

00:08:42.360 know, by the state as smashed into a million fragmented pieces of lunacy.

00:08:46.760 In fact, if you even, uh, openly dispute some versions of certain aspects of this shattered

00:08:55.800 lunacy, you know, delusion, they'll put you in jail.

00:08:58.940 It's illegal.

00:09:00.140 It's illegal to think the wrong things about certain stuff.

00:09:03.100 So since everybody's fucking crazy anyway, I'm just going to do whatever the fuck I want

00:09:08.580 to do.

00:09:08.820 How's that?

00:09:09.740 It's been working out pretty good so far for me, for me, we're doing good.

00:09:14.240 I get to sit here dressed like this, acting like a clown and Morgan's literally taking my

00:09:18.160 garbage away.

00:09:19.080 I'm like a Persian King.

00:09:20.560 She's hot before I'm stabbed in my sleep.

00:09:25.020 But what's the point if, okay, probably somebody will be like, I can't take any more.

00:09:30.880 I'm murdering him.

00:09:31.500 But also like that was going to happen anyway.

00:09:34.660 So if you don't even enjoy the perks of being, you know, a supervillain, then what, why are

00:09:43.040 you doing it at all?

00:09:43.800 That's the reason you do it.

00:09:45.620 That's why.

00:09:46.500 That's why that's supervillain 101.

00:09:50.040 Why would you want to be a superhero?

00:09:51.640 They fucking look the coolest.

00:09:53.360 They have the coolest layers.

00:09:55.380 Look at my layer.

00:09:56.340 I have a cool layer.

00:09:57.840 Do you have a fucking layer?

00:09:59.560 You don't.

00:10:00.740 You don't.

00:10:01.540 You've got some, you know, boomer with a fucking laptop webcam that's pointed up his nose.

00:10:08.620 I have a fucking layer and you have a nasal cavity, which isn't even full of cocaine.

00:10:15.560 You're not, you don't even have that.

00:10:16.760 You don't even have this.

00:10:20.620 Why would you want to be a superhero?

00:10:22.040 What are you, you know, I think they're the only ones capable.

00:10:28.520 Good guys can't, can't fix this.

00:10:32.780 Do you, can you believe, do you think Batman could fix this?

00:10:36.300 Now, Batman won't kill anybody.

00:10:40.320 You know, he's an idealist.

00:10:42.000 It's going to get him killed someday.

00:10:46.480 But anyway, Superman, you know, Superman never made any money from saving the world from Solomon Grundy.

00:11:00.220 Man, I'll never see, world don't see a man like him.

00:11:02.540 I wonder how many streams I can do where I just start talking in song lyrics, obscure song lyrics that don't, you know, and people go, wait, is that, what did you just say?

00:11:11.620 And I'll just, ah, I can't.

00:11:13.720 That was already done.

00:11:14.520 What movie was that?

00:11:19.900 Will Ferrell.

00:11:20.760 What movie was this?

00:11:22.300 It's coming back to me.

00:11:23.800 Kevin, uh, Michael Keaton was in it for some reason.

00:11:27.480 Don't go chasing waterfalls.

00:11:29.460 Are you singing?

00:11:33.080 Well, that's not Destiny's Child.

00:11:34.380 Who was that?

00:11:36.460 Whatever it was.

00:11:37.180 Some girl, some girl pop band in the 90s or something.

00:11:39.640 And then he just started, their police chief just started talking to the chief.

00:11:44.040 Are you, he was just quoting their songs as in regular speech.

00:11:48.240 Chief, was that?

00:11:49.020 No, no.

00:11:49.680 What are you talking about?

00:11:50.540 Just don't go chasing waterfalls.

00:11:55.640 TLC.

00:11:56.000 TLC, that's what it was.

00:11:56.800 He's like, oh, that's the, that's like the third time he's quoted TLC.

00:12:02.060 Yeah.

00:12:02.820 Fuck.

00:12:04.620 See, we've been at this too long.

00:12:06.900 We've, our civilizations existed too long.

00:12:09.300 All the good jokes have been done.

00:12:10.860 Once it's over, once there's no more, you know, no one can make any jokes anymore.

00:12:14.500 It's like, all right, let's just send the fucking meteor time.

00:12:18.580 Well, the dinosaurs didn't last.

00:12:19.640 They weren't funny at all.

00:12:20.500 They weren't entertaining anybody.

00:12:21.720 We're just, we're just a galactic toilet bowl for everybody to watch and go.

00:12:26.000 Imagine being down there.

00:12:29.840 We serve, we serve an important purpose.

00:12:31.780 We keep the universe running without, without our collective misery and shenanigans and unbelievable

00:12:37.120 levels of stupidity.

00:12:39.340 The rest of the universe would not be able to function because they'd be worried that they could be at the bottom.

00:12:47.980 Everyone knows that no matter how badly you do, you don't, you're not on earth.

00:12:51.880 So there's, unfortunately guys, that's the, uh, that's the dark, horrible truth I've been keeping from you all these years.

00:13:03.120 I mean, I've mentioned it, I, I referenced it.

00:13:08.640 I tried to familiarize you with the concept so your mind would be prepared to accept it when the time came to reveal, you know, the ultimate truth.

00:13:19.280 The, the truth, the truth, yes.

00:13:24.740 It, it is, it is still Jewish in the end, but dumpster island, it's not an island.

00:13:32.820 It's not a, it's not a place far away.

00:13:35.980 It's here.

00:13:36.760 It's everywhere.

00:13:41.120 All of it.

00:13:43.340 The whole fucking world.

00:13:46.380 That's what it's for.

00:13:48.900 That's why we're here.

00:13:59.780 That's why I'm like this.

00:14:01.120 Well, we're just going to pretend we don't know that we're just going to build an actual dumpster island and then we'll like contain it.

00:14:12.040 If we listen, if we prove we can do that.

00:14:18.500 This is where Hitler went wrong.

00:14:20.080 He should have just been honest.

00:14:21.400 Just bro.

00:14:23.900 You got too preoccupied with the mustache and you should have just.

00:14:27.060 Listen, the integral, like we're not going to be able to ascend to this reality unless we prove to the primordial forces of life that we can overcome our situation, that we can defeat dumpster planet.

00:14:43.920 By, you know, rounding it up and putting it on trains and putting it in dumpster cams.

00:14:47.640 I don't know.

00:14:48.160 Whatever you got to do.

00:14:50.920 But it, the, you don't really have to show your work.

00:14:56.300 Look, that's what I'm saying.

00:14:57.580 It's not like, it's not like university or school where you got to like, they're not, they don't care how you do it.

00:15:04.380 Just that you made it.

00:15:07.000 Right?

00:15:07.820 Like when, when dad comes home from like World War Three.

00:15:13.880 Are you, do you want notes?

00:15:15.440 Do you want to be like, okay, so before you get an, I want a full, I want an explanation.

00:15:20.340 I want to know, I, you don't care.

00:15:25.140 You did whatever you had to do.

00:15:26.340 I don't give a fuck.

00:15:27.620 As long as you're here, you're like, fuck them.

00:15:29.340 We win America or whatever, wherever you're from.

00:15:34.800 So, you know.

00:15:39.240 And, and, you know, the goblins like it.

00:15:41.220 They like dumpster island.

00:15:42.140 They like it the way that they like it more and more every day.

00:15:44.420 The more they can, more they can make it more like a dumpster, the happier they are like pigs, pigs and filth, rabbis and sewers, and other anti-Semitic memes that may or may not be circulating around the globe.

00:15:57.680 But, you know, unprecedented records, levels, and volume.

00:16:01.700 It's a lot, it's a lot, there's a lot going on these days.

00:16:05.140 All right, I guess it's a, I'm warmed up enough.

00:16:10.180 I don't know.

00:16:11.580 Um, thanks guys for the subscribe.

00:16:13.080 I don't know, was this spontaneous?

00:16:15.620 Bunch of subscriber streaks and so on, on entropy, but I appreciate that.

00:16:19.900 I'm trying to, I'm slowly but surely adding all of you to, that's not it.

00:16:24.380 That's the fucking wrong one, Phil.

00:16:26.160 Put that, the list here.

00:16:29.140 The list.

00:16:30.500 The, uh.

00:16:30.960 When they, I'm not going to do this because I, I presume I'm not going to survive the raid, but Phil, you know, he's just going to teleport away.

00:16:45.400 He's going to disappear.

00:16:46.500 But, you know, to keep them busy and not pursue him so he has time to reacquire a new person, could be you.

00:16:55.480 And, you know, uh, he's got to start his drug, he's got to start over from scratch.

00:17:00.960 From nothing.

00:17:01.540 He's got to go right down to the street again.

00:17:03.220 So he needs some time.

00:17:04.240 So, and it's to buy time, he's going to give them all of your names and all of that stuff.

00:17:13.960 Which they already have.

00:17:14.840 So, I don't know.

00:17:15.460 I don't know.

00:17:15.840 He smokes crack, you know?

00:17:18.480 It's not, it doesn't seem like a very good play.

00:17:21.400 I don't know.

00:17:21.820 He smokes, just nod, just smile, just.

00:17:26.100 He's really insecure, you know?

00:17:27.720 If he feels like you're not, you know, if you're doubting his plan or, like, it just, it doesn't go well for people, you know?

00:17:40.220 And it's not the kind of, it's psychological violence a lot of the time, right?

00:17:44.260 It's like he'll, somebody will say something and you'll be, you'll, you'll, you'll sit there and, and, you know, oh, that's kind of confrontational.

00:17:55.220 And he'll just laugh and not, and it'll be fine for a little while.

00:17:59.720 And then he'll just move his chair really close to yours.

00:18:05.980 And, like, put his hand on his, do you have hoofs?

00:18:09.820 What are those?

00:18:10.580 And just smile and, like, really close to your face.

00:18:20.640 I've seen, I don't know what happens after that.

00:18:22.140 I usually leave, but it's, it's unsettling.

00:18:26.040 It's, no, no one, no one likes it.

00:18:27.980 No one's, no one's having a good time.

00:18:34.180 Then there's, like, a place to play truth or dare.

00:18:38.200 I just, I don't know.

00:18:39.020 I don't want to get into this.

00:18:39.860 I've had enough, um.

00:18:43.980 I just have no more room in my brain for any more traumatizing mental events.

00:18:47.880 I, I can't really, like, it's full, you know?

00:18:51.460 My skill tree has been expanded to its maximum potential.

00:18:54.720 There's no more, nowhere to go for me there.

00:18:57.620 Like, I'm maxed out.

00:18:58.580 So, I just, why?

00:18:59.400 Why, why read, why do any of that again?

00:19:02.380 I, I'd get nothing from this.

00:19:05.740 So, you guys are on your own.

00:19:06.800 You, you go, you go with him down Nightmare Alley and see what happens.

00:19:10.340 Grumpy Tom, thank you, sir.

00:19:12.500 Says, my only day off is Tuesday.

00:19:14.580 I'm digging the Monday night schedule.

00:19:15.760 Oh, thanks, man.

00:19:16.640 Yeah, is that what's going, now I'm getting different people

00:19:18.860 because it's a different night of the week?

00:19:20.340 Yeah, I guess so, right?

00:19:21.720 Monday's, Monday is the night.

00:19:25.460 You got to.

00:19:26.800 And Friday, Thursday, you're just getting a head start on Friday

00:19:29.060 because you know what the trick, you know what the secret is about Friday?

00:19:31.320 Everybody who's ever worked any government job knows this.

00:19:34.200 You know what the secret about Friday is?

00:19:36.580 It's not a real work day.

00:19:39.200 Pretty much, it's just understood that it's like,

00:19:42.380 I mean, you got to show up, but like,

00:19:47.140 it's, it's kind of wrapping it up.

00:19:48.580 Like, we're really not, you know, once in a while there's something

00:19:50.920 you really got to get done, but generally it's like,

00:19:53.300 what do we normally go to, go home, 4.30?

00:19:57.240 It's Friday, 3.30, we're all done today.

00:20:00.360 You know, maybe an extra long lunch break.

00:20:02.560 We're just going to sit around and talk shit for the afternoon.

00:20:04.700 We're not really going to do anything.

00:20:05.500 It's Friday.

00:20:06.440 So, Monday, you start it.

00:20:07.940 Thursday, you end it.

00:20:08.780 Friday is just for fucking, fucking around Friday.

00:20:11.180 Fuck, you make me Friday.

00:20:12.140 That's all that is.

00:20:14.720 You ever try and get anything done on a Friday?

00:20:16.380 Go try and do anything that requires government service

00:20:23.360 or public service or anything after 1 p.m. on Friday.

00:20:28.240 Anywhere, any, in any, go ahead.

00:20:31.760 Try and complete 10 tasks on 10 different Fridays

00:20:34.780 between after 1 p.m.

00:20:36.640 And let me know how, what your rate of success is.

00:20:38.940 It's pretty much zero.

00:20:39.960 It might be negative something.

00:20:43.860 So, we're on Monday.

00:20:44.720 And that's why we're doing Monday and Thursday.

00:20:48.600 I told you before.

00:20:49.500 He's smoking crack.

00:20:50.240 I'm insane.

00:20:50.740 Like, what do you want?

00:20:54.420 What is this supposed to be?

00:20:55.960 What do you care?

00:20:56.720 Like, you have anywhere else to be.

00:20:59.300 You wouldn't be here if you had said.

00:21:00.840 You weren't either.

00:21:01.860 You're already like, yeah, we're just.

00:21:03.740 It's Dumpster Planet.

00:21:04.480 We're all just.

00:21:06.060 You're already one of us anyway.

00:21:07.620 Or you fell in here while you were doom scrolling.

00:21:10.200 You doom scrolled and you fell in.

00:21:12.280 And we're like, oh, look who it is.

00:21:14.740 You.

00:21:16.480 Who is this even?

00:21:17.940 You fell in from the dumpster pipe.

00:21:21.280 You're not better than us.

00:21:23.020 You got flushed down here too like the rest of us.

00:21:25.380 Oh, I don't have time for watch this.

00:21:27.580 No, you don't have time.

00:21:28.720 You're just going to.

00:21:29.240 You're just going to scroll animal videos on Instagram for two hours.

00:21:36.160 I do it too.

00:21:38.020 That's why I know.

00:21:39.000 Listen, some birds can talk.

00:21:43.340 They can mimic things like cats do really funny things sometimes.

00:21:50.060 Fish can be interesting.

00:21:55.100 The worst part is when you're stuck in the doom scroll and you know it's happening.

00:22:00.920 And you're you're you know, like I'm just you literally have this thought.

00:22:04.800 I'm just doom scrolling.

00:22:06.180 I don't I'm not looking for anything.

00:22:07.880 I'm not uploading any.

00:22:10.760 I'm not I'm not actively pursuing anything.

00:22:13.940 I'm basically just floating along half awake like a fat guy in a tube down down a lazy river with like empty beer.

00:22:22.020 I'm just like I'm just scrolling mindlessly hitting like on things.

00:22:27.120 I'm not even watching.

00:22:28.300 I do that all the time.

00:22:31.580 Didn't even watch it.

00:22:33.680 What was that about?

00:22:34.760 No.

00:22:37.480 Picture was funny.

00:22:38.500 I liked a comment under it.

00:22:41.040 That was probably yeah, it's probably funny.

00:22:44.480 I'm really liberal with that.

00:22:45.880 I guess just it means meaningless.

00:22:50.440 That's the generational divide.

00:22:51.920 See the boomers still a lot of them are still cops, right?

00:22:54.680 And I was going through all my trial, all my cases and stuff.

00:22:59.100 They were like, no, these persons are friends on Facebook.

00:23:02.300 Like, do you not?

00:23:04.360 You know, that's meaningless, right?

00:23:05.420 It doesn't mean anything.

00:23:07.100 Why do you think that's significant?

00:23:08.520 Do you think that's socially significant?

00:23:10.940 Did they teach you that at the academy?

00:23:12.280 No, they didn't.

00:23:12.880 They don't teach you anything about social media or the Internet or anything like that there.

00:23:16.900 From what I can tell, because you guys don't know what the fuck's going on.

00:23:25.080 Oh, half of Facebook is just Indian scammers anyway.

00:23:28.760 Like almost all of those women with their tits out.

00:23:31.440 That's Pinder.

00:23:32.180 All of them.

00:23:32.960 Every last one of them.

00:23:34.940 This is how we're going to get it done.

00:23:36.340 I've wondered how we're going to get this done.

00:23:41.620 We needed a reason to end this.

00:23:45.820 Because it's just, it's, it's got to be stopped.

00:23:48.540 You want to stop hoflation.

00:23:50.420 You got to.

00:23:52.880 Well, the first target, one of the easiest ones is the ones online.

00:23:57.920 If we can silence them and get rid of them.

00:24:04.120 Then, you know, it'll become a trend.

00:24:06.100 It'll become popular.

00:24:06.800 It'll become easier.

00:24:07.520 People will start to, start to enjoy it.

00:24:09.380 And the way you do that is because you've got, you know.

00:24:12.360 And it's true.

00:24:13.660 It's largely, it's true.

00:24:14.600 So, scamming is the number one Indian skill and export and religion and culture and language

00:24:21.360 and fetish and meal.

00:24:25.460 And it is them and they are it.

00:24:29.060 They're one and the same.

00:24:29.880 If you want to put a stop to all these online whores, you got to, you got to understand something.

00:24:44.140 Like all these profiles, like, oh, they're sending you messages, are they?

00:24:48.980 Oh, do they like your profile?

00:24:51.320 Created last year?

00:24:52.720 Who the fuck created, who the fuck joined Facebook last year?

00:24:56.460 What normal person?

00:24:58.040 Oh, they've got two photos, both of them with their titties out.

00:25:00.900 Right?

00:25:02.560 You're real excited.

00:25:03.480 Oh, yeah.

00:25:04.340 That's super believable.

00:25:06.700 Oh, and her friend added you too, who's also way too hot for you.

00:25:10.420 And yeah.

00:25:11.200 So, um, you're jerking off to an Indian guy.

00:25:21.280 That's what all of that is.

00:25:24.680 All of it.

00:25:26.700 None of them, none of them are even women, I don't think.

00:25:31.320 They're all Indian men stealing.

00:25:35.700 There used to be some Nigerians, but they're pushed out of the market.

00:25:39.200 There's no Nigerians left anymore.

00:25:40.880 They've been fucking genocided out of their own grift.

00:25:45.800 The Indians colonized the Nigerian Prince scam.

00:25:48.960 It's all, they're fucking gone.

00:25:52.340 That's what the, that's what the Monkey Man statue really is.

00:25:55.220 That's what they won't tell you.

00:25:56.420 That's their arc de triomphe over the Nigerian Prince scam.

00:26:00.660 That's their trophy.

00:26:02.080 That's their monument.

00:26:03.860 And they're long-leaveth a deep scammary.

00:26:08.840 And you're jerking off to it.

00:26:14.760 So, hey, if you guys want to be part of an Indian, you know, sex fetish,

00:26:23.600 you go ahead and be internet whores and support internet whores and talk to internet whores.

00:26:28.520 If that's you, if you're into Indian, you know, whatever.

00:26:34.620 If that's you, that's, that's, but I guess, I mean, you can't stay here.

00:26:40.780 Obviously.

00:26:41.180 What somebody had to tell you.

00:26:47.520 It was, it was getting sad.

00:26:49.760 It's been sad.

00:26:55.280 And there's going to be a wave of suicides now.

00:26:57.100 I understand that.

00:26:57.720 But I mean, there was no way to, we had to rip the bandaid guys.

00:27:00.220 Oh, and Russian men also.

00:27:11.200 Yeah.

00:27:11.680 A lot of these Ukrainian whore women.

00:27:12.960 Those are just Russian gangsters.

00:27:15.600 Yeah.

00:27:16.080 Yeah.

00:27:16.140 Maybe that, maybe it's true.

00:27:27.020 You know what?

00:27:27.520 You know why Andrew Tate's so successful?

00:27:29.620 Because he's one of only no one in working in an industry,

00:27:36.700 in a market that no one is in, which is advice for men on stuff that matters to them.

00:27:44.320 Because they can't get that anywhere.

00:27:48.140 Where, where do you go?

00:27:49.840 Who do you talk to?

00:27:51.380 Who out there is embodied, is, is, is taken.

00:27:55.740 Jordan Peterson.

00:27:57.040 You know, there's nothing.

00:27:59.980 Should they watch Tim pool as he, as he adjusts the Israeli antenna beacon under his stupid hat?

00:28:08.780 There's nothing like that's, and that's probably why Trump is so popular.

00:28:14.320 Or it's one of the, one of the reasons, because there's, there's just such a lack of like men anywhere.

00:28:20.000 Not, not, you know, physically, you know, they're, that they exist, but their, their spirit, like an actual masculine, it's very, it's not common anymore.

00:28:29.980 It's so uncommon that it becomes like people, people fighting over the last piece of bread.

00:28:35.860 So even if you were, you know, not even, you were just, you know, an, a piece of garbage, you would still do well.

00:28:46.140 Because there's no one to compete with.

00:28:48.020 You have 100% of the market all by yourself.

00:28:52.840 Anyway.

00:28:53.200 Um, free advice, I guess.

00:28:57.640 I just, people don't know this.

00:28:59.480 Apparently men don't know this.

00:29:01.180 A lot of them don't know this.

00:29:02.080 Apparently.

00:29:02.700 Um, so women can get laid whenever they want.

00:29:05.300 Pretty much.

00:29:07.360 Like pretty almost like 70% plus of them, maybe 80%.

00:29:13.520 Like at will.

00:29:16.020 Okay.

00:29:16.620 Yeah.

00:29:16.900 Even the fat ones, unless they're really horrifyingly bad, but they're still looked.

00:29:23.800 I see them, dude.

00:29:24.620 There's somebody that desperate.

00:29:26.940 Okay.

00:29:28.100 Nobody's that desperate for you.

00:29:31.620 Nope.

00:29:33.520 No, men cannot get laid whenever they want.

00:29:35.760 They have to compete against all the other men.

00:29:38.980 And, um, yeah, so they're not, they're not scoping Facebook.

00:29:43.520 To randomly an Instagram to add strangers with, you know, have, come on, have some, have some sense.

00:29:56.240 Oh, this Russian model just aired at me.

00:29:58.440 I mean, why wouldn't she?

00:30:00.020 You do own your own trailer in the hills with no electricity.

00:30:08.100 Yes.

00:30:08.800 I have very much likey profile.

00:30:11.280 Send the American dollars to this account and I will send you a boobie picture.

00:30:17.000 You do.

00:30:20.300 Money comes in, money goes out.

00:30:25.340 It's prop.

00:30:25.980 But you know what?

00:30:26.440 It's better than sending to India.

00:30:29.080 That's true.

00:30:30.040 So I don't know.

00:30:31.380 If you have to, if you have to get scammed, choose the Russians.

00:30:34.660 They don't, they might smell like booze, but you know, that's not uncommon.

00:30:44.640 It's, it's not, it's not sewer smells.

00:30:48.560 Yeah.

00:30:49.180 It's, it's not, it's not toilet smells.

00:30:52.720 It's just booze.

00:30:54.920 Weed, maybe.

00:30:58.540 Gunpowder, potentially, you know.

00:30:59.960 Yeah.

00:31:04.660 That was probably, uh, I mean, where would I have been?

00:31:09.020 20 or 21.

00:31:10.140 I was 21 in Cyprus.

00:31:12.120 Uh, it's a little island in the Mediterranean off of, off Greece.

00:31:15.760 And, uh, there was a little dust up there with the Turks and the Greeks back in the day.

00:31:21.860 So there was a sustained UN presence.

00:31:24.100 Blah, blah, blah.

00:31:25.160 Canada's had some, some troops there, but that's where we did our decompression leave, you know,

00:31:28.960 leaving Afghanistan.

00:31:29.900 And I found myself at a, you know, where they told me not to go.

00:31:33.480 Cause that's how, that's what young men do.

00:31:35.120 Especially, you know, young warfighter, 20 year old, 21 year old guys who just survived

00:31:39.280 their first battles, first war.

00:31:41.600 They've got, haven't been able to spend any money for six months.

00:31:44.580 They're trapped on a tropical Island.

00:31:49.400 And there's tourists and strip clubs and women everywhere.

00:31:53.380 Like, what are you, the fuck do you think is going to happen?

00:31:55.160 And they're like, we know, we, they know what's going to happen.

00:31:57.340 That's why they put you there and they don't send you directly home.

00:32:00.080 They go, no, no, no, no.

00:32:00.900 You're going home, but you're going to stay here for a week first.

00:32:04.140 Why do I got to stay here for a week?

00:32:05.680 You'll trust me.

00:32:06.540 You'll thank us when you're not in jail or divorced and your family hasn't, and so on.

00:32:10.680 Uh, because, you know, you're probably going to go a little nuts.

00:32:15.880 I, I found myself in a, in a strip club.

00:32:18.980 Don't go here.

00:32:19.720 Don't go to this part of town.

00:32:20.700 That's all Russian mob territory.

00:32:22.360 It's where all the strippers are and all that stuff.

00:32:24.100 And we're like, oh geez, let's not go there.

00:32:26.540 We went there.

00:32:27.980 And I was like, uh, drinking with these mob guys.

00:32:33.940 Cause they didn't, they didn't know who, like we were young.

00:32:35.880 Right.

00:32:36.100 And they're like, what the fuck is this?

00:32:37.920 Like, do you have any money or, you know, they just came and sat down on either side of us.

00:32:41.740 And they're like, you have money for this.

00:32:45.620 We're like, yeah, too much money.

00:32:48.180 What do you give me money?

00:32:53.780 Bro, we were just in Afghanistan.

00:32:55.940 We're in the army.

00:32:56.940 We were, we're just going to drink and fight.

00:32:59.700 Don't worry.

00:33:00.140 We're not, we're not going to cause problems.

00:33:01.300 We're just, we're just, and he was stops and looks as dead.

00:33:05.160 You are in Afghanistan.

00:33:07.480 I was in Afghanistan.

00:33:08.820 This, this guy was fighting the Afghans in the eighties in the Russian army.

00:33:17.800 And I, and we had a great time.

00:33:21.360 He was telling his hilarious story.

00:33:23.420 It was fucking, I had a great time drinking with Russian gangsters in a bar in Cyprus in 2007.

00:33:28.540 What do you want me to do, lie and say that wasn't a fun time?

00:33:31.860 But anyway, it was one of my first experiences with, oh, they're just people.

00:33:37.740 You know, movies and the, it's, it's too, uh, people get, get too, too comfortable in the, in the fantasy world.

00:33:47.440 I mean, yeah, they're probably violent, scared, you know, but there was, they're not insane people.

00:33:54.100 They're, they're not just like going to stab you in the face because the, the mood took them.

00:33:59.600 You know, I just felt like it, uh, no, they're just guys.

00:34:03.900 And that's the life they chose.

00:34:05.520 And that's what they're doing.

00:34:06.520 You know, as long as everybody's respecting everybody, you know, generally there's not a problem, you know, don't, is there going to be a problem?

00:34:13.160 Like, why would there be a problem?

00:34:14.100 I don't know.

00:34:14.500 You go in there and rack up a huge bar tab and try to run away.

00:34:16.920 That would cause a problem.

00:34:17.940 Uh, you know, you start doing things not supposed to do and spitting on people, you know,

00:34:21.940 and then you get beat up or shot or stand and they go, Oh my God.

00:34:29.420 What did you, I stuck my arm in an alligator's mouth and put my arm off.

00:34:36.440 He really hurt super bad.

00:34:39.620 We better, we better kill that alligator right now.

00:34:42.300 Kill all alligators.

00:34:43.460 They're not safe.

00:34:44.520 People are sticking their arms in there and they're just chewing right off.

00:34:49.420 I used to say, I used to have mugs that said that, you know,

00:34:51.940 play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

00:34:53.860 People don't seem to think that that's a real thing.

00:35:00.600 I don't know how that happened.

00:35:02.340 Now we ended up in world.

00:35:03.420 Cause when I, I really feel like when I was like 17, 16, there was like a consensus of what was stupid as hell.

00:35:11.740 What was normal, what was normal, what was evil, what, you know?

00:35:15.920 And I haven't really like deviated from that.

00:35:20.880 Everyone else did.

00:35:22.040 I remember, I remember when some of you weren't retarded.

00:35:29.300 I mean, you, you've become retarded, right?

00:35:32.540 So there's another misconception, I think something I've potentially learned over the years.

00:35:38.960 Cause you assume or you think when you're younger, you know, you're the dumbest in a lot of ways.

00:35:44.800 You are experience wise and skill wise.

00:35:46.520 Yes, of course.

00:35:47.640 What about your instincts though?

00:35:49.560 And your soul.

00:35:52.060 And your, and your mind's ability to just think clearly.

00:35:56.240 You know, cause you've had, you've yet to have anything happen to you probably, right?

00:36:02.260 So there's like a, you know, almost like a assumption that, you know, you just get older and smarter and wiser.

00:36:13.940 You get damaged.

00:36:16.620 It's like a fight you're in.

00:36:18.220 And if you don't do very well, you can get fucking beat up and hurt.

00:36:21.880 And you don't, by the time you're 40, 50, 60, you're just.

00:36:30.900 People.

00:36:31.740 So I guess what I'm saying is.

00:36:35.640 Physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually, people do not get stronger as they get older.

00:36:41.440 They get weaker.

00:36:43.200 I mean, you get physically bigger to a point, uh, which is about this long.

00:36:47.400 As a man, you're done growing in your like early twenties and you have 10 years where you're at, you know, pretty much your maximum level of physical performance.

00:37:00.700 And then you start to drop off and die around 32, 33.

00:37:04.480 That's your peak.

00:37:05.480 You're never, that's it.

00:37:06.500 You're on the way down at 33 physically.

00:37:08.460 Isn't that nice to know?

00:37:10.280 So you got like 10 years.

00:37:11.520 And then you're just fighting time for the rest of your life, which could be 50 more.

00:37:18.540 And the previous, uh, 33 years, like, no, that not, most of those don't count either.

00:37:22.860 Cause for the first 10, you were literally a child.

00:37:25.440 And then the next five, you're just this weird kid with pimples that fucking touched things and did weird.

00:37:30.140 So it's men are like, all right, go.

00:37:33.540 All right, stop.

00:37:34.220 All right, now die.

00:37:35.200 Be old and pissed off with a sore back for 50 years.

00:37:39.080 Why?

00:37:39.440 Cause you had seven or eight crazy years.

00:37:41.620 So now it's all.

00:37:45.700 Why is it the same?

00:37:46.820 Uh, you know, why do we, why do some people assume you get stronger?

00:37:50.480 You know, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger?

00:37:52.340 Not necessarily.

00:37:54.880 Cause what didn't kill a lot of people in the last five years didn't make them stronger,

00:37:58.080 made them a lot weaker.

00:38:01.880 Made them crazy, made them insane.

00:38:04.140 Made them, uh, abandoned reality, made them blow up their whole lives, destroy their families,

00:38:08.080 all of these things.

00:38:10.160 And they can't even tell you why.

00:38:11.700 They don't think anymore.

00:38:12.780 They just react emotionally to things they see on TV.

00:38:14.860 They are not smarter, wiser, more capable, more resilient, or better in any way than they were five years ago.

00:38:20.820 They're much worse.

00:38:21.540 So no, you don't just get better.

00:38:25.100 That you have to fight every fucking day of your life until it's over for everything, for every inch to keep your body healthy.

00:38:40.480 Cause it's like the tide coming in.

00:38:43.980 You can't win.

00:38:45.200 You will lose.

00:38:48.120 But the harder you fight, the easier it is.

00:38:53.980 The more time you'll have, the more you'll enjoy, the more opportunities you'll have, the more you'll enjoy.

00:38:58.080 You'll be healthier for longer, stronger for longer, mentally together, longer.

00:39:03.760 And if you pack it in when you're, you know, 35, 40, you're in for a rough ride.

00:39:11.540 Cause it's not going to get easier.

00:39:12.420 You just let go and you're just going to fall and you're going to keep falling until you decide to grab back on again.

00:39:22.280 And guess what happens then?

00:39:23.620 You got to climb all that distance all the way back to get to where you were when you gave up.

00:39:27.760 That sucks.

00:39:29.960 So you can't even, uh, the older you get, the less time you have to take, you know, just pay.

00:39:35.860 I'm just going to fucking do nothing for a few years.

00:39:37.880 You can get away with that when you're younger.

00:39:39.140 Not so much later.

00:39:42.420 It's not like we have a society that's very

00:39:49.960 concerned with the idea of building resilient people though, is it?

00:39:57.040 It's just worried about comforting everyone and make sure everyone's feelings are okay all the time.

00:40:03.060 Because it's run by, um, a cult of feminist maniacs.

00:40:09.740 I mean, at our managerial level.

00:40:11.300 Uh, we have the Karen HR department running everything.

00:40:15.980 The government, the police, the army, the media, education, public transport, you name it.

00:40:21.780 The airlines, doesn't matter.

00:40:26.260 This is unacceptable.

00:40:28.500 That's running everything.

00:40:30.040 Obviously, nothing's going to stay together very long.

00:40:34.840 And it's not.

00:40:38.980 Because that's not who built it.

00:40:45.580 You know, because it's a, it is, it is a task.

00:40:51.760 It's a responsibility.

00:40:52.520 It's something you have to, to show up every day and do, governing the country or yourself, your own body, and everything in between.

00:41:02.400 And it took a certain amount of discipline, organization, ability to sacrifice, endure, suffering, teamwork.

00:41:22.400 To build what we had and are losing.

00:41:31.720 So, it's, it's like, as a metaphor, you know, think of, what was that great movie with the, with the, uh, not even a car guy or the, like, racing or anything, but this is a great movie.

00:41:48.140 Ford, Ferrari, Christian Bale.

00:41:49.840 You know, this kind of world.

00:41:53.420 This guy who's like, not only is an elite, you know, road, wheel, pilot, race car driver, whatever.

00:42:03.640 One of the best in the world.

00:42:04.900 This guy is also like, he knows the mentality.

00:42:06.720 He could build you one.

00:42:07.820 Right?

00:42:09.000 Um, that's, that's how we got here.

00:42:11.500 That's the kind of people and, and relationship to their project that they love, their passion that they love.

00:42:19.840 And what we have today is the equivalent of the car that he built being driven by his fat, drug addicted, retarded, gay nephew.

00:42:30.480 And everyone expecting to, well, they're going to, they're going to still win lots of medals and trophies.

00:42:35.500 And that's an amazing car.

00:42:36.960 There's a completely different person driving it and they don't know how to drive it.

00:42:40.060 They don't know how to take care of it.

00:42:41.080 They don't even know how it works.

00:42:43.880 And all the buttons and things are making noises and flashing at them.

00:42:47.720 So they're like, oh, I don't like any of this.

00:42:50.260 Turn this off.

00:42:50.920 I want to ban all, ban all this.

00:42:54.340 What is this?

00:42:55.700 Crash alarm.

00:42:56.620 No, that's racist.

00:42:57.760 Turn that off.

00:42:59.680 Can I get a drink machine put in here?

00:43:03.300 Airbags.

00:43:04.960 I want to replace that with Netflix.

00:43:06.860 How do I watch Netflix while I'm driving on the highway the wrong way at 200 miles an hour?

00:43:11.020 Can I get on the, can I get on Instagram in here?

00:43:19.560 Unfortunately, we're in the car with them screaming in the backseat.

00:43:25.360 I think I'm going to stop and pick up some Indians.

00:43:32.620 No!

00:43:33.620 No!

00:43:36.940 Hey, hey, Indians.

00:43:38.260 Do you want to drive this car?

00:43:39.380 I'm kind of tired.

00:43:40.140 You should take a break.

00:43:40.860 Why don't you drive it?

00:43:42.100 No!

00:43:43.180 No!

00:43:46.300 Oh, my God.

00:43:47.020 Pinder, it's so easy here.

00:43:48.340 You just, you don't even, here, just do it.

00:43:49.760 Go ahead.

00:43:50.060 I don't think I do.

00:43:51.560 Let it go!

00:44:01.460 I'm just weathering a rough bitch.

00:44:03.920 I'm not fulfilling with an inch to scratch.

00:44:06.180 Denial is the darkest when you live in a hole.

00:44:08.480 Why does the hell make you feel so cold?

00:44:11.200 Make a move and you pay for it.

00:44:13.400 Pick a lord and you pray to it.

00:44:15.700 You're so demanding when you want the truth.

00:44:17.560 But you're still in the rain for me.

00:44:20.060 Oh, I'll never kill myself to save my soul.

00:44:27.980 Diaga Droogaloo.

00:44:31.000 Thank you, sir.

00:44:32.040 I'll have to add you to the manifest.

00:44:33.880 Can be?

00:44:35.020 Because I've seen more men, white men with mustaches this week than in my entire life.

00:44:38.880 It's not even counting dags.

00:44:40.220 Bro, it's back!

00:44:41.520 Indecision, no fun load.

00:44:43.780 Keep a buckle of the devil when you rise on the road.

00:44:46.540 Reaching out for the hand of God.

00:44:48.380 But did you think you'd shake your own?

00:44:50.840 This gilly field is a road.

00:44:52.820 Nobody's a motherfucker.

00:44:54.300 Fucking Don Frye!

00:44:56.000 Do your roots in epiphanic of order.

00:44:58.080 The entire antagonist is back in style.

00:45:01.440 I cannot see Christ.

00:45:03.300 It's back.

00:45:03.840 It's back.

00:45:06.640 We're bringing it back.

00:45:08.280 Not an ironic gay way.

00:45:10.080 Oh, I've never killed myself to save my soul.

00:45:15.200 I just wanted to see...

00:45:18.640 I took a picture of it.

00:45:20.940 I sent it to my sister.

00:45:22.280 I was like, does this make me look more like my dad or not enough?

00:45:26.480 Our dad.

00:45:29.840 I was like, I wonder if I'd look like it.

00:45:31.500 And yeah, I think so.

00:45:32.900 It's kind of creepy.

00:45:33.740 It's kind of funny.

00:45:36.000 So I'm just keeping it.

00:45:36.880 Fuck you.

00:45:38.060 Because I can.

00:45:39.600 Everybody talking shit about it is like, you know...

00:45:42.040 If I couldn't do it, I'd be jealous too.

00:45:46.040 I'd also be jealous about it.

00:45:47.660 I wouldn't complain about it in public like you, like a little bitch.

00:45:51.060 I would just find another way to keep up, to compete.

00:45:55.000 Instead of just trying to ban, you know...

00:45:59.200 Everything that makes you feel bad about yourself.

00:46:02.860 Which is everything.

00:46:04.720 Because you suck.

00:46:07.200 Because you suck.

00:46:10.880 But yes, I've noticed that.

00:46:13.080 I just...

00:46:14.040 And you know what's weird about it?

00:46:16.740 There wasn't anything I watched or saw or heard.

00:46:19.900 But over...

00:46:20.820 And I think I mentioned this.

00:46:21.940 Over the last year or so, I just started feeling like, I think I need a mustache.

00:46:28.000 I don't know why.

00:46:29.120 But I think so.

00:46:31.340 At first, Morgan was like, no, no, no.

00:46:33.240 We can't do that.

00:46:33.980 And I was like, you're right.

00:46:34.580 That's crazy.

00:46:35.240 We can't do that.

00:46:36.280 Can we?

00:46:39.860 But over time, it just became...

00:46:41.660 And it just started to happen.

00:46:42.660 And now that it's...

00:46:43.340 I'm not in control, okay?

00:46:45.700 Things are just happening now.

00:46:47.020 But it was instinct.

00:46:48.900 The, you know...

00:46:50.820 The Vril told me it was mustache time, so I just obey as I do.

00:46:55.980 It's beyond me.

00:46:57.060 I am a conduit.

00:46:58.420 That's it.

00:46:59.660 I must do what I must.

00:47:06.360 But it's funny that...

00:47:08.500 Yeah.

00:47:09.040 It does seem to be making a comeback, which is interesting.

00:47:12.140 It's funny that, like, all these guys are growing mustaches now.

00:47:15.540 And not like, oh, it's...

00:47:17.320 It's Mo...

00:47:17.980 No, it's not Mo-vember.

00:47:19.280 It's fucking...

00:47:20.160 Oh, my God.

00:47:23.680 I just remembered what it is.

00:47:28.820 Remember?

00:47:33.620 Remember what would happen?

00:47:39.380 Remember when I said what would happen?

00:47:46.940 You're...

00:47:47.500 Like, this is, like, stream 100.

00:47:50.580 80 or something.

00:47:51.540 I don't know.

00:47:52.080 No, 8-0.

00:47:52.820 A long time ago.

00:47:58.820 And they were like, oh, shave the beard, do this or that.

00:48:03.360 I was like, no, no.

00:48:03.820 These are all just...

00:48:05.360 Have I ever grown a mustache, though?

00:48:08.740 I said that.

00:48:15.740 Because a mustache isn't...

00:48:17.420 Isn't for fads.

00:48:19.740 It's not for pedophiles.

00:48:21.000 It's not even for cops.

00:48:22.120 It's not.

00:48:23.160 It's for a reason.

00:48:24.180 Do you know why they...

00:48:27.300 Do you know why cops used to always...

00:48:28.960 Because they would tell.

00:48:29.960 It's psychology.

00:48:31.460 It adds authority.

00:48:33.420 It's a more authoritative...

00:48:34.880 It's a more serious look.

00:48:36.840 Do you know why?

00:48:39.020 Because the mustache is for one reason and one reason only.

00:48:42.800 It's for war.

00:48:45.480 Men don't like to shave everything.

00:48:46.840 A beard is what makes you a man, God damn it!

00:48:49.620 But, it is also a disadvantage.

00:48:56.760 Your enemy can grab onto it, pull you down, and put a god damn knife right in your neck!

00:49:01.140 What good are you then?

00:49:02.360 You're dead.

00:49:03.820 So, we gotta get rid of it.

00:49:05.100 But, we're leaving the top.

00:49:07.580 We're leaving the top.

00:49:09.260 And we're gonna wax the tips and point them out and put little razor blades in them.

00:49:13.120 And that's how you know, that guy used to have a beard, but he doesn't.

00:49:19.700 You know why?

00:49:20.440 Because he's going to go kill people now.

00:49:23.140 He's fucking in kill mode.

00:49:24.920 That's why he's got a mustache.

00:49:26.280 Instead of a beard.

00:49:27.740 The mustache isn't under the beard.

00:49:31.000 It's above it.

00:49:32.440 It's a higher level of confidence.

00:49:34.200 It's a higher level of commitment.

00:49:36.100 Because it...

00:49:37.020 How many...

00:49:37.500 How many okay beards have you seen?

00:49:40.200 A beard is...

00:49:41.120 Just a man toying.

00:49:44.160 He's just playing.

00:49:45.480 It's cosplay.

00:49:47.980 It's a costume.

00:49:49.360 It's a look.

00:49:50.080 It's a fad.

00:49:50.900 It's...

00:49:51.340 He's trying it on!

00:49:54.140 You see him shave that down into a mustache.

00:49:59.620 You're either getting beat up, you're getting a new baby sister, or you're moving out.

00:50:03.380 Something requiring a high level of testosterone is about to happen.

00:50:12.340 So you better get right with that, or get the fuck out of the way.

00:50:15.320 It's all making sense.

00:50:16.760 And you're seeing it.

00:50:18.920 Everyone's...

00:50:19.640 They feel...

00:50:20.260 They're like, I don't know why, but I'm getting into this.

00:50:23.600 I'm growing one!

00:50:24.740 Hate crimes are on the rise.

00:50:29.100 It's not...

00:50:29.780 It's not unconnected!

00:50:33.660 Google searches for, uh...

00:50:36.040 Wooden doors are skyrocketing!

00:50:43.000 It's gonna be okay.

00:50:44.040 It's gonna be okay.

00:50:54.740 I wonder where the community gets his over-exaggerated sense of theatrical nonsense, like as is seen

00:51:01.260 in all of Alex Woods' hilarious videos.

00:51:06.100 He's made an AI...

00:51:07.780 Basically an AI action movie of fairy, like, blowing up the world.

00:51:13.440 And it looked like Derek and I were arguing on his behalf with Mark Carney from Parliament.

00:51:19.300 But I...

00:51:19.680 We also may have been working...

00:51:20.980 It was unclear.

00:51:21.940 Maybe he's been...

00:51:22.700 I don't know what's going on.

00:51:24.740 My role in this was ambiguous, so it's hard to say.

00:51:31.820 Which I like.

00:51:32.700 I like.

00:51:33.160 I'm a tertiary character.

00:51:34.100 I'm, you know, a supporting character.

00:51:35.980 Which, which, if presented strongly enough, you get a fucking spin-off series.

00:51:39.900 You get your own...

00:51:40.480 You know, you get a whole new...

00:51:43.220 Fucking Ant-Man guy did it, right?

00:51:45.980 So...

00:51:48.800 You just, uh...

00:51:49.800 You just gotta play your cards right, guys.

00:51:51.980 Play your cards right, and don't talk to...

00:51:54.180 Indian men pretending to be Russian whores on the internet.

00:51:57.540 I'm giving this advice...

00:51:58.600 Andrew Tate makes you pay for that.

00:52:00.400 I'm giving it away for free.

00:52:01.980 Because I have a mustache.

00:52:03.460 And he doesn't.

00:52:04.480 Because he can't have one.

00:52:05.740 Because he's not white.

00:52:09.640 Black guys can also have mustaches.

00:52:11.700 But I think that's it.

00:52:12.440 Muslims shave it off.

00:52:16.860 Muslims shave only the mustache off.

00:52:20.260 Like, they're anti-mustache.

00:52:21.800 They go out of...

00:52:22.420 They go, no, no, no, no.

00:52:24.180 No, no, no, no, no.

00:52:26.360 Get rid of that.

00:52:29.580 And they don't...

00:52:30.380 They, you know, they're not...

00:52:31.360 They're not giving mustache rides to their women either.

00:52:33.880 They're just...

00:52:34.300 They suck.

00:52:34.980 They, you know...

00:52:36.220 More...

00:52:36.540 How much...

00:52:36.820 I have lots of evidence.

00:52:38.240 I can do this all night.

00:52:39.160 I will campaign for the mustache in the high court of the Galactic Empire.

00:52:43.360 I don't...

00:52:43.720 And I'll win.

00:52:45.900 Easily.

00:52:49.380 Because, you know, they'll be like...

00:52:50.300 Ah, no, it's...

00:52:51.040 They'll bring in, like, that kid from Napoleon Dynamite with, like, the pedophile stash.

00:52:55.600 And they'll be like...

00:52:55.840 And I'll be like, oh, really?

00:52:57.660 And I'll just pull down a rope.

00:53:00.780 And, like, 1986, Don Frye will walk out and beat him to death.

00:53:05.360 Yeah.

00:53:09.160 And then leave with some woman.

00:53:13.260 She didn't...

00:53:13.820 They don't know each other.

00:53:14.720 He just grabbed her and left.

00:53:15.760 And she didn't fight it.

00:53:16.580 She was like, okay.

00:53:19.780 That...

00:53:20.260 That's my case.

00:53:21.260 That's my defense.

00:53:23.760 And then I'm just gonna stand up there and flex.

00:53:25.540 And then, you know, they'll be like, fucking...

00:53:27.100 This came from Dumpster Island?

00:53:28.480 Let's go.

00:53:29.300 Okay.

00:53:33.200 I'm doing everything I can.

00:53:34.380 I can't possibly...

00:53:36.880 I'm campaigning at the Galactic level, guys.

00:53:38.800 I don't know what the fuck...

00:53:40.040 I don't even have a budget, you know?

00:53:42.700 I'm wearing flip-flops, you know?

00:53:44.660 I'm wearing...

00:53:45.120 I'm wearing...

00:53:45.620 Look.

00:53:46.000 Look at this.

00:53:46.480 This is what I...

00:53:46.980 Yeah.

00:53:49.140 The floor's cold.

00:53:50.720 Right?

00:53:50.960 It's Canada.

00:53:51.500 It's only June 2nd in Canada, so it's fucking cold still.

00:54:00.540 See the...

00:54:01.220 You know?

00:54:03.100 Rumble is not a PG-13 chat, is it?

00:54:05.200 It doesn't look that way.

00:54:06.780 The women are discussing their favorite...

00:54:10.920 Amusement-themed rides involving mustaches.

00:54:24.160 You gotta...

00:54:24.840 Those videos...

00:54:25.500 You gotta pay for those.

00:54:26.360 Those instructional videos are much more expensive.

00:54:28.100 Intrusive Thoughts is the delay operation is where you go...

00:54:32.520 Where you get to go for the high score.

00:54:34.380 I think, Philip, for this gift of penance.

00:54:37.640 I don't know if it's a gift.

00:54:39.540 Jen Steen says, Happy Pride Month.

00:54:41.240 Well, I'm happy for you and CRJ.

00:54:44.420 I know you guys have been looking forward to this for quite a while.

00:54:47.840 Bigot Hoffs says, Does this mean I'm on the list?

00:54:50.300 Probably, dude.

00:54:50.980 But it's the Canadian list, so...

00:54:55.840 I mean, they're keeping a list, but they're not really...

00:54:58.440 They don't really know what to do about it.

00:55:01.240 They really thought, like, wagging their finger was gonna do it.

00:55:04.920 And now that it didn't, they're like, fuck, now what?

00:55:07.960 I don't know.

00:55:10.580 We'll start...

00:55:11.860 We'll get a fat, bald guy to write a blog.

00:55:16.480 Yes.

00:55:17.640 Yes.

00:55:18.240 That guy who pretends to be Russian prostitute women

00:55:21.120 who has cyber anal butt sex with old 80-year-old men on the internet.

00:55:24.740 We'll get him to write a blog.

00:55:28.760 Yeah.

00:55:30.660 Whew!

00:55:31.340 For a minute there, I thought we might have a problem on our hands,

00:55:33.780 but we've fucking solved that.

00:55:37.700 Let's go.

00:55:40.520 Team Yamlka for the win.

00:55:43.520 Zaniel says, Joke's on you.

00:55:44.460 I've always been retarded.

00:55:45.500 Well.

00:55:49.520 What?

00:55:50.420 How is that a joke on me?

00:55:53.960 Oh, no!

00:55:56.360 You were always retarded!

00:55:59.100 No, I'm stupid.

00:56:01.280 Oh, my God, I had a...

00:56:02.620 Oh, I'm glad I remember this!

00:56:07.520 Because, you know, I'm not a...

00:56:11.280 It's not what this is.

00:56:12.160 I'm not virtue signaling or being like...

00:56:14.040 But, number one, it's funny.

00:56:18.680 Number two, it's true.

00:56:22.040 Like, this is a true story.

00:56:23.420 This happened, right?

00:56:25.400 Number three, what does that mean?

00:56:28.380 What does it say about us as a people in a species?

00:56:31.640 So, when I was in...

00:56:36.600 When I was in school...

00:56:37.280 When I went to school...

00:56:38.180 I gotta be careful.

00:56:38.700 I don't want to make anyone feel bad or...

00:56:41.240 I don't think it would get back to...

00:56:43.140 And I'm talking about those Morgans.

00:56:44.000 Like, should I tell that story on the...

00:56:45.660 Like, I wouldn't get back to anybody.

00:56:47.100 Nobody's even paying it to...

00:56:48.020 No, no.

00:56:48.440 I watched my whole fucking town.

00:56:51.080 It's sitting here like...

00:56:52.280 Heartbeat.

00:56:53.620 Oh, fuck.

00:56:54.200 Somebody's gonna get embarrassed now.

00:56:55.520 Fucking money.

00:56:57.260 I went to...

00:56:57.760 When I...

00:56:58.060 Where I went to school,

00:56:59.380 there was a guy who was developmentally challenged, you know?

00:57:05.000 And like I said,

00:57:05.540 I say the word retard and retarded all the time

00:57:07.660 to make fun of people for doing stupid things.

00:57:09.280 I'm not...

00:57:10.460 You know, I'm not...

00:57:11.780 I'm not admonishing, you know, people with disabilities.

00:57:15.100 That's...

00:57:16.360 Why don't you just go punch kittens, you know?

00:57:19.440 Like, that's...

00:57:21.100 It's just dumb, you know?

00:57:23.140 Like, there's no...

00:57:24.280 Don't punch down.

00:57:25.760 It's...

00:57:26.280 Lame.

00:57:28.720 It's gay.

00:57:30.300 So...

00:57:30.780 But the word retarded is hilarious.

00:57:32.700 It's awesome.

00:57:33.380 And I'm not stopping.

00:57:34.400 And I'm...

00:57:34.960 And faggot, too, which is also great.

00:57:37.380 Retarded faggot is like a...

00:57:38.900 It's fucking peanut butter and jam sandwich or curse words.

00:57:41.020 What are you talking about, man?

00:57:42.260 I grew up on retarded faggots.

00:57:45.440 I'll have you know.

00:57:50.800 So...

00:57:51.200 Now that that highly offensive clip is out of the way...

00:57:55.200 So I went to school with this guy who was, you know...

00:57:58.880 He wasn't, um...

00:58:00.280 Like, simple jack.

00:58:02.240 But he was...

00:58:04.300 Ballpark.

00:58:05.400 Let's say.

00:58:06.420 Um...

00:58:06.920 Nice guy.

00:58:08.900 Nice kid.

00:58:11.400 You know, wasn't...

00:58:13.020 Just, uh, you know...

00:58:14.020 Not very smart.

00:58:17.200 And...

00:58:17.520 One day.

00:58:19.460 You know.

00:58:20.080 Uh, actually.

00:58:27.960 It's kind of a two-part story.

00:58:29.320 So...

00:58:29.840 When I was younger...

00:58:30.600 When I was probably...

00:58:32.060 Maybe I was...

00:58:32.980 We were probably...

00:58:33.780 Probably the same year this happened.

00:58:35.440 We were probably 15.

00:58:37.720 15, 16.

00:58:38.560 Something like that.

00:58:39.100 I'm like a 110 pound kid.

00:58:41.100 120 pounds.

00:58:41.860 Something like that.

00:58:42.300 Like tiny.

00:58:43.780 Uh...

00:58:44.260 And he's...

00:58:45.100 We're 16.

00:58:45.760 He's basically a full-grown man.

00:58:47.000 He's like 200 pounds.

00:58:48.380 Six feet tall.

00:58:49.720 Maybe 185.

00:58:50.680 Something like that.

00:58:51.940 Um...

00:58:52.680 Helps his parents around on the farm.

00:58:55.500 You know?

00:58:57.000 So he's...

00:58:57.800 He's quite a strong lad, actually.

00:59:00.300 And, uh...

00:59:01.340 I'm in the bathroom.

00:59:02.480 And I'm at the urinal.

00:59:03.420 And I hear him and see him come in.

00:59:08.140 And he just...

00:59:09.500 Out of the blue...

00:59:11.060 Uh...

00:59:11.700 He comes over...

00:59:13.060 And asks me if I...

00:59:18.560 If I heard something.

00:59:20.500 Like, did you hear...

00:59:21.300 I can't remember exactly what happened.

00:59:23.220 But then he got really upset.

00:59:25.320 He thought that...

00:59:26.860 I was playing a trick on him or something.

00:59:29.160 I don't know what was going on.

00:59:30.280 I wasn't really paying attention.

00:59:31.100 All of a sudden he was here and he was upset.

00:59:32.300 I'm like, what is going on here?

00:59:33.240 He grabs me by the neck and puts me up against the wall like this.

00:59:36.160 And I'm almost off the ground.

00:59:37.380 Like, with one arm.

00:59:38.400 And he's like...

00:59:39.980 You know?

00:59:43.000 I'm like...

00:59:43.920 Oh, no.

00:59:46.240 We're alone in this bathroom.

00:59:47.660 He could kill me.

00:59:48.900 Easily.

00:59:49.920 He could just...

00:59:50.680 Probably.

00:59:52.060 And I'm just like...

00:59:53.940 Hey, hey.

00:59:55.220 What's going on, buddy?

00:59:56.520 What's up?

00:59:57.540 What's this about?

01:00:00.460 He's like, did you...

01:00:01.260 Are you doing this?

01:00:02.420 And I was like, no.

01:00:03.640 That...

01:00:03.960 What?

01:00:05.060 I was just using the bathroom.

01:00:06.820 I don't even know.

01:00:07.500 What are you talking about?

01:00:08.540 Did someone do...

01:00:09.920 What's going on?

01:00:11.080 I kind of talked him down.

01:00:12.640 You know?

01:00:13.460 I was like, that was wild.

01:00:15.020 You know?

01:00:15.980 And that's how I know...

01:00:17.540 How much it sucks to be a woman in Toronto.

01:00:21.340 Surrounded by...

01:00:22.380 To be physically vulnerable and surrounded by men who might just kill you at any point in time for no reason.

01:00:27.260 Because they...

01:00:28.080 A voice in their head told them to or something.

01:00:31.760 So that sucks.

01:00:35.640 It's not a good feeling, you know?

01:00:36.900 And it's wild and weird and, you know, sketchy out there as it is.

01:00:43.820 I'm a, you know, grown man.

01:00:46.740 I'm 176 pounds.

01:00:48.400 I'm fucking pretty good...

01:00:49.380 Man, imagine being a tiny...

01:00:51.000 Jesus.

01:00:51.500 Scary out there.

01:00:52.220 Anyway.

01:00:53.820 Later.

01:00:54.740 This guy.

01:00:56.460 Who's...

01:00:57.980 Mind his own business.

01:00:58.700 We're all sitting around...

01:00:59.300 It's the playoffs.

01:01:00.000 It's around...

01:01:00.340 It's like May, June, something.

01:01:01.800 We're in high school and we're talking about...

01:01:03.160 We're all about it.

01:01:04.500 We're all having bets with the teachers.

01:01:06.480 It's basically taking over our lives.

01:01:08.180 And it's all anyone's talking about at the school.

01:01:09.620 All the boys are, right?

01:01:12.240 And this guy.

01:01:13.600 This developmentally challenged guy.

01:01:17.100 Who literally rides a short bus.

01:01:19.720 And has a teacher's assistant.

01:01:21.300 And all of these things.

01:01:22.100 And he's just...

01:01:23.720 And he's got this annoyed look on his face.

01:01:26.920 He's frowning and he's looking down.

01:01:28.820 Kind of looking around like he doesn't understand something.

01:01:31.020 Or maybe he thinks he does.

01:01:32.720 Or, you know...

01:01:33.200 He's mad about it.

01:01:34.820 And we're like...

01:01:35.520 What's going on?

01:01:39.300 And he goes...

01:01:39.860 I don't get it.

01:01:42.000 Some of the kids are like...

01:01:43.040 Yeah, obviously.

01:01:45.780 I'm like...

01:01:46.220 What do you mean you don't get it?

01:01:47.280 He's like...

01:01:47.760 I don't get it.

01:01:50.420 It's a rubber...

01:01:52.540 It just goes in a net?

01:01:54.680 We're like...

01:01:55.200 Yeah, that's how the game works.

01:01:57.620 He's like...

01:01:58.760 So?

01:02:01.180 We're like...

01:02:01.660 What do you mean so?

01:02:02.700 Because this is the...

01:02:03.560 This is the fucking Stanley Cup playoffs.

01:02:05.220 This is the most important thing that's ever happened in the history of the world.

01:02:08.180 This is...

01:02:08.960 This is fucking...

01:02:09.740 So there...

01:02:10.280 Again, there's grown men still acting like this.

01:02:12.220 Except I'm like 15 at the time.

01:02:14.520 So I'm allowed.

01:02:16.560 Those guys are now 40-something.

01:02:18.200 And going...

01:02:18.520 Goalies!

01:02:20.020 And spending $2 million on memorabilia in the...

01:02:22.280 Anyway.

01:02:23.920 But, you know...

01:02:24.940 We're 15-16.

01:02:27.920 He's like...

01:02:28.420 I don't...

01:02:28.920 He said...

01:02:29.520 Quote...

01:02:29.960 I don't understand...

01:02:31.920 What's so great...

01:02:33.920 About just putting a...

01:02:35.440 Putting this rubber puck in that...

01:02:37.760 In a net.

01:02:38.900 I don't...

01:02:39.580 I don't understand.

01:02:44.340 And we...

01:02:45.180 You know...

01:02:46.380 We laugh...

01:02:46.840 Like it was funny at the time.

01:02:48.200 Yeah.

01:02:52.280 But he was right.

01:02:56.940 Wasn't he?

01:02:58.380 In that moment...

01:03:00.400 He was smarter than all of us.

01:03:05.180 And so then I started laughing out loud.

01:03:07.700 And Morton was like...

01:03:08.440 What?

01:03:08.820 I was like...

01:03:09.020 It reminded me of that movie with...

01:03:10.660 We've related...

01:03:11.420 Vince Vaughn.

01:03:13.780 Who's a retard now?

01:03:17.600 Yeah?

01:03:18.480 Who's a retard now?

01:03:22.280 Go Leafs!

01:03:25.780 There's a 15-year-old...

01:03:27.000 Mentally handicapped kid...

01:03:28.260 Going like this.

01:03:42.940 I'm just looking...

01:03:43.820 I love sports, man.

01:03:44.920 I'm the biggest hockey fan in the world.

01:03:46.680 And I'm just looking...

01:03:47.220 You're dumber than a 15-year-old...

01:03:48.940 Handicapped kid.

01:03:50.800 Rock and roll.

01:03:51.560 Oh!

01:03:54.600 What a great teacher and friend...

01:04:09.280 I just realized he is.

01:04:11.280 Even though I've never hung out with him...

01:04:12.480 Or really talked to him at all.

01:04:14.780 He put the fear of death into me...

01:04:16.560 At a good young age...

01:04:17.460 And made me learn...

01:04:18.200 I need to be much bigger...

01:04:19.240 And stronger than this.

01:04:20.020 This is unacceptable.

01:04:20.640 I can't go through life like this.

01:04:22.000 And also...

01:04:22.640 The lingering thorn in my brain...

01:04:23.980 That is this just a stupid...

01:04:26.220 Retard thing to do with your time?

01:04:28.400 And literally retarded people...

01:04:30.300 Can't even be bothered...

01:04:31.380 Because even they know how stupid it is?

01:04:33.440 Am I retarded?

01:04:34.360 I think we're all a little retarded.

01:04:44.240 I don't think he's vaccinated either.

01:04:55.480 God, I don't think he is.

01:05:11.240 And he doesn't even bother...

01:05:12.440 He doesn't vote?

01:05:13.540 Why would he?

01:05:14.300 Phil, do we need to start recruiting from the...

01:05:22.140 I don't know where that's going.

01:05:38.440 Lawsuit territory, probably.

01:05:39.800 Jail.

01:05:46.180 You can't joke about...

01:05:47.600 I just did.

01:05:48.520 I just did.

01:05:49.880 And everyone had a good time except you.

01:05:52.040 Because you don't know how to click the off button.

01:05:59.500 Oh, the dead guy.

01:06:00.580 Yeah, she's moving something upstairs.

01:06:01.580 Anyway, Jenstein says...

01:06:04.440 80s gay Vancouver bar likes the mustache...

01:06:06.560 And you're invited.

01:06:07.060 See?

01:06:08.400 Yeah, he said that before...

01:06:10.580 The whole tirade.

01:06:12.600 Who's the retard now?

01:06:14.720 There's a...

01:06:15.520 Should I put that on a shirt too?

01:06:17.440 I need to...

01:06:18.280 I want to make a whole bunch of different ones...

01:06:21.080 With just...

01:06:22.000 Some shit like that on them.

01:06:27.620 I mean, there's a reason...

01:06:28.860 Like, it's in reference to something specific now.

01:06:31.580 The shirt should just say...

01:06:34.440 Like, who's the retard now?

01:06:35.880 And there's a picture of, like, an artist's rendition of Jenstein looking like this on the back.

01:06:42.260 Like, he's not...

01:06:43.140 He's not accepted for sure that he's the retard, but he's, like, 80% there.

01:06:47.040 He's like, fuck.

01:06:48.280 You know?

01:06:48.500 If you send me...

01:06:54.060 If you send me...

01:06:54.640 I'm going to abuse you.

01:06:55.460 It's just...

01:06:56.060 You know?

01:07:00.380 That's what this is.

01:07:02.560 Ostrich Steen.

01:07:05.280 Who?

01:07:08.720 I don't know.

01:07:09.520 It could be CRJ.

01:07:10.180 I don't know.

01:07:11.280 It says,

01:07:11.560 Abe Lincoln had an anti-stache chin beard,

01:07:13.620 but one great man rocked a glorious mustache.

01:07:15.780 John Wilkes' booth case closed!

01:07:19.460 Listen.

01:07:20.380 Lincoln is not the hero people think he is.

01:07:26.640 It turns out, in reality, in real life,

01:07:29.180 people are just complicated.

01:07:31.540 And, you know,

01:07:33.660 even your favorite people ever,

01:07:36.740 yeah, they did shitty stuff.

01:07:38.640 Like, everyone.

01:07:39.700 Pretty much.

01:07:40.920 So,

01:07:42.000 yeah, it's just funny.

01:07:43.600 Lincoln's always, like,

01:07:44.560 held up to this,

01:07:46.240 oh, Abraham Lincoln!

01:07:47.540 It's like,

01:07:47.820 mmm...

01:07:49.380 If you've run out of,

01:07:52.320 you know,

01:07:52.700 if you like Ryan Dawson's work

01:07:53.860 and run out of things to

01:07:54.880 look into,

01:07:56.620 that's something he's spent a lot of time on as well.

01:07:58.820 And there's some...

01:08:00.820 Ah!

01:08:01.560 Stuff in there about

01:08:02.400 Lincoln you may not be aware of.

01:08:04.980 Iron Republic says,

01:08:05.980 trans women are retarded faggots.

01:08:07.680 Well,

01:08:09.600 according to the Olympics,

01:08:11.940 that might be true.

01:08:14.860 Or...

01:08:15.380 Not the Olympics,

01:08:16.900 but...

01:08:17.580 The boxer

01:08:19.100 who won a gold medal

01:08:21.220 competing against women

01:08:22.180 at the Paris Olympics

01:08:22.960 is actually a guy.

01:08:25.240 Technically.

01:08:28.100 Obviously,

01:08:28.780 everyone could see it.

01:08:30.820 2023,

01:08:32.580 Caliph was disqualified

01:08:33.660 by the IBA

01:08:34.540 for failing gender eligibility tests.

01:08:37.780 The leaked medical report

01:08:38.720 published on Sunday

01:08:40.100 shows the DNA markers

01:08:41.460 with male...

01:08:42.280 Karyotypes?

01:08:45.080 Karyotypes?

01:08:46.760 I don't know.

01:08:47.060 I'm not a geneticist.

01:08:48.820 Separate medical report

01:08:49.800 found that

01:08:50.600 he was born with a deficiency.

01:08:52.440 So what's happened is,

01:08:54.060 um...

01:08:55.340 Which is not awesome.

01:08:58.240 Uh...

01:08:58.720 Born with a deformity.

01:09:00.100 So internal testes

01:09:01.920 and hey...

01:09:03.060 I like that they put this in here.

01:09:05.860 Uh...

01:09:06.020 Quote,

01:09:06.720 micro-penis.

01:09:07.600 So...

01:09:08.600 Uh...

01:09:10.600 But...

01:09:11.600 Notwithstanding,

01:09:13.320 uh...

01:09:13.640 Your body's producing testosterone

01:09:14.840 because you have testicles

01:09:15.820 and, uh...

01:09:16.700 this person

01:09:17.260 had a testosterone level

01:09:18.480 of 14.7.

01:09:19.560 Females normally

01:09:20.680 don't exceed

01:09:21.320 a level of 3.

01:09:23.860 So they were

01:09:24.780 four to five times stronger

01:09:26.280 than the women

01:09:27.760 they were competing against.

01:09:29.620 And they knew this.

01:09:31.580 Okay?

01:09:33.860 So...

01:09:34.420 It's...

01:09:34.780 Yeah.

01:09:35.340 I mean...

01:09:36.240 It's...

01:09:36.580 It's...

01:09:36.940 That's a you problem.

01:09:39.220 Um...

01:09:39.580 For the entire world

01:09:40.480 to have to bend it around

01:09:41.600 and twist and...

01:09:42.300 Okay, and now we...

01:09:43.400 And we're gonna endanger

01:09:44.260 all these women, actually.

01:09:45.140 We're gonna make you fight

01:09:45.840 someone much stronger

01:09:46.820 you know, than you.

01:09:48.480 Uh...

01:09:48.660 We have weight classes

01:09:49.420 and divisions

01:09:49.900 to...

01:09:50.260 To make it safe.

01:09:51.860 That's why people

01:09:52.540 that are 160 pounds

01:09:53.580 don't fight people

01:09:54.260 that are 220 pounds

01:09:55.280 because they'll die.

01:09:57.380 You just don't.

01:09:58.740 It's insanely reckless

01:09:59.960 and dangerous

01:10:00.540 and you don't do that.

01:10:01.540 That's...

01:10:01.840 You have to be within

01:10:02.660 five pounds of each other

01:10:03.620 a lot of the time.

01:10:06.140 Never mind...

01:10:07.020 Oh...

01:10:07.580 By the way...

01:10:09.580 This...

01:10:10.760 This would be the same

01:10:11.600 as, like, um...

01:10:14.580 Oh, who are you fighting?

01:10:16.180 Mike Tyson already?

01:10:17.660 Okay.

01:10:18.020 Also, he's gonna be

01:10:18.820 taking Trenbolone all month.

01:10:20.400 So he's gonna be, like,

01:10:21.300 five times stronger

01:10:22.180 than he normally is.

01:10:25.320 So...

01:10:25.720 Oh, is that all?

01:10:27.080 Yeah, it's only a minor...

01:10:28.060 It's a huge...

01:10:28.660 It's a massive advantage.

01:10:29.920 It's insane.

01:10:31.880 Um...

01:10:32.360 Yeah.

01:10:34.480 He literally punched a hole

01:10:35.660 in the sky earlier.

01:10:37.440 Knocked a satellite down.

01:10:38.600 I...

01:10:39.580 But, you know...

01:10:42.540 This is...

01:10:43.280 This is what the freaks

01:10:44.260 and...

01:10:44.580 And they were obsessed

01:10:45.780 with defending.

01:10:47.180 Oh, my God!

01:10:47.920 I did...

01:10:48.280 No, you don't care.

01:10:51.520 I thought you were

01:10:52.220 protecting women

01:10:53.140 and believe all...

01:10:54.040 You don't.

01:10:54.600 Oh, kill women.

01:10:55.660 Kill women

01:10:56.380 with hermaphrodites.

01:10:58.340 Send in

01:10:59.100 half-met sheep,

01:11:00.520 whatever...

01:11:00.900 Whatever the term is.

01:11:01.660 I don't know.

01:11:02.360 I haven't...

01:11:02.680 Why would I?

01:11:03.860 Why would...

01:11:04.360 How many people

01:11:04.840 does this affect?

01:11:05.480 One and...

01:11:06.020 What is the number?

01:11:06.760 It's so rare

01:11:09.180 that it's not something

01:11:10.200 anyone takes the time

01:11:11.160 to learn about

01:11:11.620 because it's not something

01:11:12.420 you're very likely

01:11:12.940 to encounter.

01:11:17.040 Why does he...

01:11:18.260 The entire world

01:11:18.980 must change a bit

01:11:19.960 because this person...

01:11:21.000 This one person's feelings

01:11:21.960 or whatever.

01:11:22.500 Cool.

01:11:22.880 So what happens

01:11:23.500 if they give a fucking...

01:11:24.760 You know...

01:11:28.760 What was that guy?

01:11:30.360 Was it Michael Watson?

01:11:31.220 I think he was in the UK.

01:11:34.700 A British fighter.

01:11:35.600 He ended up in like

01:11:36.560 a wheelchair

01:11:36.960 the rest of his life.

01:11:38.400 And that was a fair fight.

01:11:42.920 So...

01:11:44.120 Feelings?

01:11:45.660 Oh, I'm feeling...

01:11:47.440 Paralyzed forever.

01:11:49.340 Or dead, maybe.

01:11:51.600 Oh, well.

01:11:53.120 The...

01:11:53.480 The left, everybody.

01:11:55.540 Yay!

01:11:56.800 Yay!

01:11:57.420 And you end up

01:11:58.360 thinking like that

01:11:59.280 because you don't think

01:12:00.300 it's just feelings.

01:12:02.080 And who do we know

01:12:03.560 that operates entirely

01:12:04.840 on feelings

01:12:05.440 without any thinking at all?

01:12:06.720 Hysterical women.

01:12:08.100 Hysterical women do that.

01:12:10.340 And that's who's

01:12:11.100 running everything.

01:12:11.800 Hysterical women.

01:12:12.460 Everything's run by

01:12:13.260 hysterical effeminate women.

01:12:14.520 I'm not...

01:12:15.100 I'm dead serious.

01:12:16.700 And it is.

01:12:17.940 Oh, they're all men.

01:12:19.440 No, they're not.

01:12:21.040 Do you think

01:12:21.320 Pierre Paliyev is a man?

01:12:22.940 Do you think so?

01:12:23.780 Stephen Harper

01:12:24.680 was salad...

01:12:25.700 Oh, we need more Indians.

01:12:28.060 We need to rebuild.

01:12:29.280 We need to re-strengthen

01:12:31.780 our ties with India.

01:12:33.800 We need more Indians.

01:12:36.220 Stephen Harper,

01:12:37.080 this is what he's been saying.

01:12:39.400 Oh, we gotta get the limbs out.

01:12:41.980 Harper was big.

01:12:43.300 So you gotta get up

01:12:44.160 to the Harper

01:12:44.900 and repeat.

01:12:46.460 We need to move past

01:12:51.360 the recent disputes

01:12:52.480 with India.

01:12:53.300 Like stealing the country.

01:12:55.700 Bribing our politicians.

01:12:57.580 Committing terrorist attacks.

01:12:59.620 Spreading fentanyl

01:13:00.840 and gang violence

01:13:01.880 and drugs

01:13:02.600 into the inner cities.

01:13:03.660 We need to move past that

01:13:05.960 and ignore the fact

01:13:07.360 that they're stealing

01:13:07.980 everything that's not tied down

01:13:09.380 and taking over the country

01:13:10.480 and openly campaigning

01:13:12.080 against...

01:13:12.660 for our destruction.

01:13:13.840 We need to move past that.

01:13:16.280 Stephen Harper says

01:13:17.460 at a charity gallery.

01:13:18.600 Really?

01:13:19.480 Why?

01:13:19.980 Because who's paying you?

01:13:21.400 Are you invested

01:13:22.100 in one of these NGOs

01:13:23.140 that gets all kinds

01:13:24.440 of kickbacks

01:13:25.020 for bringing refugees

01:13:26.780 to Canada?

01:13:28.920 Like where...

01:13:29.940 There's no way

01:13:31.040 that Stephen Harper

01:13:31.720 is not making money

01:13:32.400 on this somewhere.

01:13:35.100 You think he gives a fuck?

01:13:36.560 Why would he give a shit?

01:13:40.040 Oh, I'm real...

01:13:41.160 I just feel so deeply

01:13:43.560 about India

01:13:45.240 for some reason.

01:13:48.160 The nation of trash

01:13:50.000 and trains

01:13:50.820 and poop

01:13:53.240 and scoop.

01:13:54.940 Normally the brains

01:13:56.240 that were run over

01:13:57.180 by the trains.

01:13:58.220 and it's a poem

01:14:00.720 I've written

01:14:01.600 for you, Stephen.

01:14:03.740 Trains, trains,

01:14:05.740 trains and brains.

01:14:08.760 Poop and scope.

01:14:09.680 They go to scope.

01:14:12.220 They go to poop

01:14:13.400 but they don't get to scope.

01:14:16.180 We scope the brains

01:14:17.480 off of the railway line.

01:14:20.720 It's astonishing

01:14:21.980 that people like this

01:14:27.280 could build

01:14:29.260 a space program.

01:14:33.360 Fascinating.

01:14:35.480 And yet

01:14:36.320 trains

01:14:37.600 is that kryptonite

01:14:39.900 they hear

01:14:43.080 toot toot

01:14:43.840 and they think

01:14:44.540 it's time to poop

01:14:45.660 and it's over.

01:14:47.300 I don't know.

01:14:48.460 I don't know, guys.

01:14:49.440 I don't know.

01:14:50.360 I don't get it.

01:14:51.400 I don't know

01:14:51.860 what the upside is.

01:14:52.980 I've never...

01:14:54.120 And still

01:14:54.840 my first interaction

01:14:56.740 and understanding

01:14:57.500 of India

01:14:58.280 in my whole life

01:14:59.280 while I was wrong.

01:15:00.360 Two things.

01:15:01.060 One,

01:15:02.240 and I should have

01:15:02.920 actually taken notice

01:15:04.440 of one of these.

01:15:05.480 One of them was Apu

01:15:06.480 from The Simpsons.

01:15:08.360 That was it.

01:15:09.320 That was all I knew

01:15:10.760 about India

01:15:11.240 or had seen

01:15:14.240 or interacted

01:15:14.700 with Indians ever

01:15:15.380 because there were

01:15:15.860 none of them in Canada

01:15:16.700 until very recently.

01:15:17.940 There was fucking

01:15:18.640 like none

01:15:19.460 like an insignificant...

01:15:20.760 Like...

01:15:21.640 There were more

01:15:23.060 foreign species

01:15:23.920 of birds

01:15:24.480 that aren't supposed

01:15:24.920 to be here

01:15:25.440 than there were

01:15:25.940 fucking Indians

01:15:26.500 in the country

01:15:26.980 up until very recently.

01:15:29.200 The other example

01:15:30.440 was from a popular

01:15:31.920 computer video game

01:15:32.840 called Civilization

01:15:33.760 in which you can select

01:15:35.600 any number

01:15:36.420 of civilizations

01:15:37.200 and compete

01:15:39.880 against the other.

01:15:40.640 One of them

01:15:41.220 in the game

01:15:41.640 is India

01:15:42.200 and it's,

01:15:43.380 you know,

01:15:43.860 normally led

01:15:44.580 by Mahatma Gandhi

01:15:45.920 and he sucks.

01:15:48.540 He fucking sucks.

01:15:50.600 The India...

01:15:51.680 Every...

01:15:52.800 If you...

01:15:53.640 I don't know.

01:15:54.080 If you guys play video games,

01:15:56.060 I'm just,

01:15:56.620 you know,

01:15:57.120 I'm not gonna pretend

01:15:58.160 like I don't

01:15:58.900 and haven't.

01:16:02.280 Stay the fuck away

01:16:03.100 from India

01:16:03.460 and if they are

01:16:05.200 you need to develop

01:16:06.160 atomic weapons

01:16:06.880 as fast as possible

01:16:07.760 and destroy them

01:16:08.420 because they'll

01:16:09.080 take over the...

01:16:09.660 They just constantly...

01:16:10.920 They do what they do

01:16:11.560 in real life.

01:16:12.520 This game was out

01:16:13.200 like 20, 30 years ago

01:16:14.480 and even then

01:16:15.520 every time

01:16:17.120 India just endless

01:16:18.320 constant expansion.

01:16:19.640 Like cities

01:16:21.500 where there shouldn't

01:16:22.160 be cities

01:16:22.760 like why are they

01:16:23.740 together?

01:16:24.340 There's no resources here.

01:16:25.920 Why are there so many?

01:16:27.200 And there's...

01:16:27.820 And every city

01:16:28.520 is like insanely

01:16:29.780 overpopulated.

01:16:30.560 There's like a crazy

01:16:31.320 amount of people

01:16:31.900 in them.

01:16:33.220 It's really...

01:16:33.820 It's actually pretty...

01:16:34.760 I'm like,

01:16:35.100 wow, you know,

01:16:35.680 I should have...

01:16:37.460 I guess the team

01:16:38.580 at...

01:16:40.580 Who if...

01:16:41.340 I can't remember

01:16:41.760 the company.

01:16:42.520 They knew a little more

01:16:43.660 than they were letting on

01:16:44.360 maybe.

01:16:47.100 There's a lot of...

01:16:48.080 A lot of bad

01:16:48.840 Indian stuff in there.

01:16:50.140 In the news lately.

01:16:52.640 I...

01:16:52.900 I like it better

01:16:54.880 than if it's just...

01:16:55.360 You get people riled up first.

01:16:56.920 Oh my God!

01:16:57.520 I can't remember!

01:16:58.100 Now that you've...

01:16:59.760 You know,

01:17:00.020 how dare you?

01:17:00.640 How dare you?

01:17:01.280 Hey, look!

01:17:01.940 All the pedophiles

01:17:02.860 and killings and rapings

01:17:03.880 and stealings

01:17:04.460 and murder and scams.

01:17:06.200 India!

01:17:08.040 Right?

01:17:10.480 Who's a retard now?

01:17:14.100 Indians!

01:17:14.700 Because the average IQ

01:17:15.560 in India is 76

01:17:16.320 which is below the threshold

01:17:17.560 for mental disabilities

01:17:19.180 in Canada

01:17:19.780 on average.

01:17:21.680 Right?

01:17:21.900 That's the average.

01:17:22.440 The average person

01:17:23.220 from India

01:17:23.680 is retarded

01:17:24.460 by Canadian medical standards.

01:17:27.900 We need doctors

01:17:29.020 and engineers.

01:17:30.420 Engineers and doctors.

01:17:32.820 Mm-hmm.

01:17:34.220 Mm-hmm.

01:17:34.940 So,

01:17:35.520 we're going to be

01:17:36.040 at war with them.

01:17:38.120 That's unavoidable.

01:17:39.180 The only question is,

01:17:43.460 does it happen

01:17:45.380 in the spirit

01:17:47.560 of retaining control

01:17:49.320 and liberty

01:17:52.640 in our own home

01:17:53.580 or does it come

01:17:55.000 in the way

01:17:55.400 of fighting off extermination

01:17:56.960 because one will lead to the...

01:18:00.460 You fail one,

01:18:01.080 it goes to the other one anyway

01:18:02.100 and even if you don't fight them,

01:18:04.780 that...

01:18:06.180 I've always...

01:18:11.900 I've always liked

01:18:13.160 to...

01:18:15.180 kind of examine

01:18:22.360 like life

01:18:30.980 in its...

01:18:33.140 where there's no rules,

01:18:34.240 you know?

01:18:35.280 Where there's no eyes,

01:18:37.400 where no one's paying attention,

01:18:39.100 where there's no clicks,

01:18:40.580 no...

01:18:40.960 There's just...

01:18:43.080 It's like an island,

01:18:45.120 a deserted island

01:18:46.020 in the middle of nowhere,

01:18:47.040 you know?

01:18:48.260 And what goes on there?

01:18:49.500 What's it like there?

01:18:50.380 And how does it...

01:18:50.900 What are people like?

01:18:51.820 Because that's...

01:18:52.460 You know,

01:18:52.660 all the eyeballs are off.

01:18:53.500 All the cameras are off.

01:18:54.260 There's no...

01:18:56.660 I feel like you could probably get a...

01:19:00.660 Somewhat of a deeper insight

01:19:02.320 into how people operate

01:19:04.840 and work and think

01:19:05.900 and maneuver and do things

01:19:08.220 because why wouldn't it be

01:19:11.760 since nobody's...

01:19:13.220 They're not trying

01:19:13.720 to impress anybody.

01:19:14.660 They're not...

01:19:15.000 They're just living their life.

01:19:17.380 So...

01:19:18.620 In my doom scrolling,

01:19:21.460 I came across

01:19:22.340 some of these...

01:19:22.860 Some of these interviews...

01:19:23.860 Some of these video interviews

01:19:24.620 that are with like

01:19:26.540 homeless people

01:19:27.480 and like street people

01:19:29.780 and stuff

01:19:30.160 in California specifically.

01:19:32.620 I think LA.

01:19:33.700 And some of them

01:19:34.060 are like Skid Row.

01:19:34.900 Like recent.

01:19:35.520 Not back in the 80s.

01:19:36.600 This is now.

01:19:38.100 And their stories

01:19:39.420 are just...

01:19:40.380 Pretty mental.

01:19:42.760 However,

01:19:44.180 there is a theme

01:19:44.980 to some of them.

01:19:46.280 These guys

01:19:48.280 don't know each other.

01:19:49.360 They're just people

01:19:50.440 they found on the street.

01:19:52.520 White guys.

01:19:54.340 And you know

01:19:54.740 what they all said?

01:19:56.700 At one point

01:19:57.540 or the other,

01:19:58.540 they made a point

01:19:59.360 to make reference

01:20:01.040 to the fact

01:20:02.080 that they are

01:20:02.600 a white boy.

01:20:04.020 So you know

01:20:04.960 shit be different

01:20:06.240 out here.

01:20:09.340 One guy's like,

01:20:10.640 you know,

01:20:10.980 I'm a white boy, man.

01:20:13.260 I know nothing

01:20:14.420 ain't coming to me.

01:20:16.440 Going out there.

01:20:17.160 He's asking them,

01:20:17.740 oh, well,

01:20:18.040 there's, you know,

01:20:18.820 homeless areas here.

01:20:19.960 There's like little

01:20:20.340 communities and stuff.

01:20:21.040 He's like,

01:20:21.220 I can't go there.

01:20:21.940 I'm white.

01:20:24.260 They'll kill me.

01:20:28.520 Another guy's like,

01:20:29.400 listen,

01:20:29.620 I'm a white guy.

01:20:30.260 I can't be fucking

01:20:30.940 seen to be weak ever.

01:20:32.220 They will kill.

01:20:32.960 I cannot take shit

01:20:34.100 from anybody ever.

01:20:35.040 It's like jail here.

01:20:35.860 You cannot do it.

01:20:37.720 You got to be

01:20:38.140 the toughest fucking guy here

01:20:39.120 or you're done.

01:20:39.800 You're done.

01:20:40.980 The common theme was

01:20:45.980 when there's no rules

01:20:48.020 and just out there

01:20:49.140 in the jungle,

01:20:50.280 everybody's against whitey.

01:20:52.220 Nobody likes whitey.

01:20:56.080 That's the bottom.

01:20:59.220 It's the bottom layer

01:21:00.500 of our civilization,

01:21:02.460 of people,

01:21:03.120 of our energy.

01:21:03.840 I mean,

01:21:04.960 where do you go from there?

01:21:06.540 Who's beneath

01:21:07.280 the,

01:21:08.480 I mean,

01:21:08.780 now hordes

01:21:09.580 of homeless people

01:21:10.460 in the cities

01:21:11.100 and urban areas

01:21:12.840 of North America?

01:21:15.100 Are there reality shows

01:21:16.500 out there?

01:21:17.240 Are people like

01:21:17.880 trying to make money?

01:21:18.900 Are they on Instagram

01:21:19.580 taking selfies

01:21:20.360 about how homeless

01:21:21.040 they are?

01:21:22.680 They're just trying

01:21:23.460 to survive

01:21:24.020 and exist.

01:21:25.060 and what they all seem

01:21:27.860 to say is

01:21:28.600 if you're white,

01:21:30.880 it's hard mode.

01:21:32.660 Yeah,

01:21:32.860 I mean,

01:21:33.000 it's hard anyway,

01:21:33.860 but it's going to be worse.

01:21:39.000 One of the movies,

01:21:39.800 they asked about like,

01:21:40.520 well,

01:21:40.700 what about like the women

01:21:41.660 though?

01:21:41.820 How do they fare?

01:21:42.820 They're usually

01:21:43.400 someone's property,

01:21:44.300 he said.

01:21:45.900 They either end up

01:21:47.060 with a guy like him.

01:21:48.020 He's like,

01:21:48.280 either if they're with me,

01:21:49.600 I'll protect them

01:21:50.420 until if I,

01:21:52.140 you know,

01:21:52.320 I ended up in jail

01:21:53.120 or whatever

01:21:53.500 and then they're gonna

01:21:54.040 have to find somebody

01:21:54.620 else to protect them

01:21:55.280 and you know,

01:21:55.780 like basically,

01:21:56.620 there's a trade that,

01:21:57.880 you know,

01:21:58.080 you hear what I'm saying?

01:22:00.240 Other than that though,

01:22:00.940 like that's what happens

01:22:01.700 because if they're not

01:22:03.000 some guy's,

01:22:04.200 you know,

01:22:04.720 property,

01:22:05.140 there's no one

01:22:05.720 to look out for them

01:22:06.720 and then it's just,

01:22:08.300 it's a jungle

01:22:10.000 after all,

01:22:10.760 you know,

01:22:11.240 so that's real life

01:22:12.960 and all these people

01:22:15.520 are,

01:22:15.780 you know,

01:22:16.140 hammering away

01:22:16.720 at the foundations

01:22:17.960 of our society

01:22:20.620 and destabilizing

01:22:21.600 in every which way

01:22:22.200 they can imagine

01:22:22.800 thinking

01:22:23.840 that the closer

01:22:26.220 we get to that

01:22:27.240 kind of scenario,

01:22:28.400 the better things

01:22:29.720 are gonna be.

01:22:30.260 We need to have

01:22:31.200 more destruction.

01:22:32.560 We need to bring things

01:22:33.380 closer to the fact,

01:22:34.840 to just jungle mode.

01:22:37.620 France isn't jungle mode.

01:22:39.100 Did you know that?

01:22:46.660 Yesterday,

01:22:47.220 Ferry was talking about,

01:22:48.860 I mentioned something,

01:22:50.920 or him and Derek were on

01:22:51.860 and something came up

01:22:54.500 about that.

01:22:55.620 Like,

01:22:55.700 is anybody following

01:22:56.460 what's going on over there?

01:22:57.780 And I thought,

01:22:58.380 you know what,

01:22:58.620 I haven't checked in

01:22:59.420 in a while

01:22:59.860 because there's so much

01:23:01.620 chaos going on,

01:23:03.160 especially here at home

01:23:04.140 and it's just,

01:23:07.200 but I started,

01:23:07.840 I started covering

01:23:08.920 the decline of France.

01:23:10.460 I'm not covering,

01:23:11.100 I'm not a journalist,

01:23:11.600 just talking about it,

01:23:12.340 thinking about it,

01:23:13.040 considering it,

01:23:13.840 in 2018,

01:23:14.760 19,

01:23:15.340 when they started

01:23:16.340 the whole yellow vest thing.

01:23:17.940 I had a whole video

01:23:18.600 and everything.

01:23:20.460 Stupid.

01:23:23.340 And even then,

01:23:24.240 they said,

01:23:24.660 oh,

01:23:24.820 well,

01:23:24.920 that was just the Russians.

01:23:26.140 The Russians

01:23:26.660 started the yellow vest

01:23:28.100 movement and everything.

01:23:30.840 That was the beginning,

01:23:31.500 that was kind of like

01:23:32.040 the first trucker convoy.

01:23:33.040 That was the French.

01:23:34.640 And France has been

01:23:36.020 spiraling into a nightmare

01:23:38.540 ever since.

01:23:39.260 Not long after that,

01:23:40.560 Derek's daughter

01:23:41.120 was almost killed

01:23:41.840 while she was there

01:23:42.560 in the,

01:23:42.980 was it the Nice Massacre,

01:23:44.180 I think?

01:23:44.820 She was just a block away from

01:23:46.160 or very close to.

01:23:47.560 Guys running a vehicle

01:23:48.840 through a crowd,

01:23:49.380 shooting people,

01:23:49.820 throwing grenades

01:23:50.320 and all that stuff.

01:23:51.120 Well,

01:23:51.360 I mean,

01:23:51.660 that had to happen

01:23:53.040 because otherwise

01:23:53.580 someone would have said

01:23:54.420 you might be racist.

01:23:56.420 And I mean,

01:23:57.120 I mean,

01:23:57.560 fucking having a whole bunch

01:23:59.220 of people killed

01:23:59.940 is one thing,

01:24:00.500 but you can't come back

01:24:01.300 from someone calling you a name.

01:24:02.560 Someone calls you a name?

01:24:03.800 I mean,

01:24:03.960 how are you supposed

01:24:04.400 to live after that?

01:24:06.480 So look,

01:24:07.180 if a few hundred people

01:24:07.940 have to die,

01:24:08.520 then whatever.

01:24:09.800 It's better than,

01:24:10.540 it's better than someone

01:24:11.340 saying that you're racist

01:24:12.500 and you're not able to like

01:24:13.680 say,

01:24:14.620 no,

01:24:14.940 I'm not.

01:24:15.480 Like that's,

01:24:15.920 that's worse than being dead.

01:24:17.380 Isn't it?

01:24:18.680 Isn't it?

01:24:19.220 You fucking retarded faggots.

01:24:27.040 Anyway,

01:24:27.720 I was like,

01:24:28.140 how is Parrot?

01:24:29.060 Maybe they're doing,

01:24:29.680 and there's,

01:24:30.020 there's,

01:24:30.260 it's really cheap actually.

01:24:31.360 I couldn't believe

01:24:31.980 how cheap it is

01:24:32.640 to get vacations.

01:24:33.620 You want to go to,

01:24:34.820 you guys want to go

01:24:35.240 to Paris this summer?

01:24:36.340 It's cheap vacations.

01:24:37.200 I wonder why.

01:24:40.680 This is a real advertisement.

01:24:42.040 This is an official advertisement.

01:24:44.860 Visit Paris.

01:24:48.100 How would you like to see

01:24:49.820 one of Europe's oldest

01:24:52.360 and most starry

01:24:53.600 traditional cities?

01:24:56.140 Paris,

01:24:56.760 France.

01:24:57.160 France now

01:24:57.740 with destroyed bus stops,

01:25:00.780 broken glass,

01:25:01.940 overturned,

01:25:02.780 destroyed vehicles

01:25:04.660 in the streets.

01:25:09.780 Burned out public transport

01:25:11.840 with French citizens

01:25:13.660 potentially still inside.

01:25:16.300 And this is just the daytime.

01:25:19.380 Wait till we introduce you

01:25:20.480 to the nightlife of France,

01:25:22.200 which they say

01:25:23.440 is dynamic

01:25:24.580 and engaging

01:25:26.060 unlike anywhere else

01:25:28.040 in Europe right now.

01:25:29.460 You need to go.

01:25:30.640 You need to go now.

01:25:31.480 Visit Paris,

01:25:32.360 France

01:25:32.740 because it's probably

01:25:35.240 not going to be there

01:25:35.900 much longer.

01:25:36.940 Actually.

01:25:40.940 That was just,

01:25:42.160 nah,

01:25:42.660 that wasn't.

01:25:43.100 That was just somebody

01:25:43.860 surveying the damage

01:25:44.860 from,

01:25:45.200 you know,

01:25:45.760 the last,

01:25:46.240 recently,

01:25:46.720 how it's been going.

01:25:47.540 doctors and engineers,

01:25:57.300 scientists.

01:25:58.740 Oh,

01:25:59.180 is she dead?

01:26:00.300 Oh,

01:26:00.680 I,

01:26:00.900 oh,

01:26:01.180 I see.

01:26:03.380 Oh,

01:26:04.020 oh,

01:26:04.400 it's a cup.

01:26:05.500 There's a couple

01:26:06.220 of white girls

01:26:06.940 in a car.

01:26:07.700 So there's an angry

01:26:08.460 mob of migrants

01:26:09.500 trying to kill them.

01:26:10.500 Is that what's going on?

01:26:13.540 I think it was about,

01:26:14.780 is it the anniversary

01:26:15.780 of cops killed

01:26:18.020 a criminal?

01:26:19.780 Cops killed

01:26:20.460 a violent criminal.

01:26:21.540 So violent criminals

01:26:22.560 are writing that one

01:26:23.400 of their violent

01:26:23.860 criminals was killed.

01:26:26.360 That's essentially

01:26:27.100 what's happening

01:26:27.760 or has been happening.

01:26:36.580 294 people were injured.

01:26:37.620 This is just the other day.

01:26:38.500 This was a couple

01:26:38.940 of nights ago.

01:26:40.140 So if you were wondering,

01:26:41.520 hey,

01:26:41.700 did France ever calm down?

01:26:43.100 No,

01:26:44.020 no,

01:26:44.340 it's much worse.

01:26:45.040 It's worse than ever.

01:26:45.860 People are getting killed

01:26:46.460 all the time.

01:26:46.920 It's like eight people

01:26:47.660 were killed.

01:26:49.420 It's not,

01:26:50.240 this is our future

01:26:51.540 here in Canada too.

01:26:54.260 Why wouldn't it be?

01:26:56.800 We're where,

01:26:57.460 where France was

01:26:58.660 15 years ago.

01:27:02.220 And we're catching up

01:27:03.360 very quickly.

01:27:04.100 This isn't going to take

01:27:04.760 15 years.

01:27:05.480 It might take seven.

01:27:08.280 It could start anytime.

01:27:09.560 I mean,

01:27:09.820 there's migrant hordes

01:27:11.880 roaming the city's streets.

01:27:15.040 Waving,

01:27:16.080 you know,

01:27:17.020 Palestinian flags,

01:27:18.120 wearing masks,

01:27:19.060 talking about destroying

01:27:20.120 fucking colonialism,

01:27:23.200 which is code.

01:27:23.860 It means white people,

01:27:25.060 right?

01:27:25.600 They're,

01:27:26.080 they're in the gates now.

01:27:28.260 This is the army

01:27:29.340 that is here to destroy you.

01:27:30.620 It's,

01:27:30.780 it's not where,

01:27:31.660 it doesn't need uniforms

01:27:32.740 and guns and orders

01:27:33.700 and generals.

01:27:34.160 And you don't need to

01:27:35.360 just,

01:27:37.280 just dump 20 million people

01:27:38.560 from the third world in there

01:27:39.480 and they'll destroy it

01:27:40.380 because they're violent

01:27:41.720 and incapable of,

01:27:43.700 uh,

01:27:44.340 they're incompatible

01:27:45.380 with modern,

01:27:45.940 without,

01:27:46.240 with,

01:27:46.420 with our civilization.

01:27:49.380 That's,

01:27:49.620 that's just what it is.

01:27:52.740 You can mentally,

01:27:54.000 gymnast,

01:27:54.440 you know,

01:27:55.040 you need education.

01:27:56.520 No,

01:27:56.780 they don't.

01:27:57.960 They're not capable.

01:27:58.600 They're not capable.

01:28:04.160 And for some reason,

01:28:08.060 uh,

01:28:08.360 we owe them

01:28:08.960 a standard of living.

01:28:10.080 They all have to come live here

01:28:10.980 and have all of our stuff

01:28:11.980 and we just have to go die

01:28:12.880 and not exist

01:28:13.700 or else racist or something.

01:28:17.180 Um,

01:28:17.760 it,

01:28:19.100 when you think about it,

01:28:19.740 it is the dumbest argument

01:28:20.920 of all time.

01:28:22.420 It's the biggest con job

01:28:24.020 and the dumbest scheme

01:28:26.660 anyone's ever,

01:28:27.340 ever come up with.

01:28:29.560 That's what it comes down to

01:28:30.720 is people are unwilling

01:28:32.780 to be called

01:28:33.580 or considered

01:28:34.460 or viewed

01:28:35.640 as being racist.

01:28:37.080 So in,

01:28:37.700 instead,

01:28:38.400 they consent

01:28:39.180 to the total destruction

01:28:40.860 of everything.

01:28:43.460 Their future,

01:28:44.560 their home,

01:28:45.240 like,

01:28:45.500 no,

01:28:46.160 flush it all down the toilet

01:28:47.160 because I don't want people

01:28:47.860 to think that I mean,

01:28:49.380 which is all that is.

01:28:53.320 It's all it is.

01:29:00.220 So,

01:29:00.660 oh,

01:29:04.320 that's mean.

01:29:05.220 Okay.

01:29:06.440 And?

01:29:07.820 I mean,

01:29:08.380 I mean to fat people

01:29:09.320 sometimes too.

01:29:14.780 So?

01:29:15.980 What?

01:29:16.540 Why?

01:29:17.000 Why is this?

01:29:17.780 This isn't even

01:29:18.380 a conversation.

01:29:21.940 You know what?

01:29:22.600 You know what a conversation is?

01:29:23.620 You know,

01:29:28.420 you have to take

01:29:29.700 all these people

01:29:30.280 or else,

01:29:32.540 like,

01:29:36.240 insert compelling reason here

01:29:38.160 and the best you could

01:29:38.980 come up with is

01:29:39.560 you'll be mean.

01:29:41.320 People say that you're mean.

01:29:43.380 So,

01:29:44.180 kill yourself

01:29:44.880 or I'm going to say

01:29:45.780 that you're mean.

01:29:46.760 The crazy thing

01:29:47.820 is that it's working

01:29:48.820 or has worked

01:29:50.080 up to a point.

01:29:50.720 I mean,

01:29:55.640 when the future

01:29:56.360 looks back on this,

01:29:57.900 I don't know.

01:29:58.680 I don't know how

01:29:59.280 you wouldn't,

01:29:59.780 how would you even

01:30:00.480 when the,

01:30:06.140 imagine being in the past

01:30:07.380 and going,

01:30:07.740 I wish I,

01:30:08.220 I want to see the future.

01:30:09.200 Like,

01:30:09.400 no,

01:30:09.600 you,

01:30:09.780 no,

01:30:10.020 you don't.

01:30:11.180 You really don't.

01:30:11.860 I know.

01:30:12.100 I want to see what's become

01:30:12.900 of all our hard work.

01:30:13.860 I want to look a hundred years

01:30:14.680 in the future

01:30:15.060 and see where this goes.

01:30:15.780 You really don't.

01:30:18.520 You really don't.

01:30:23.760 And I love how much

01:30:24.760 this has taken off.

01:30:25.600 This is almost a million views,

01:30:26.700 too.

01:30:26.840 It's made it,

01:30:27.280 it's made its way around.

01:30:29.080 This,

01:30:29.500 this,

01:30:29.920 I don't know,

01:30:30.480 where did it come from?

01:30:32.700 So,

01:30:33.080 Nicholas White,

01:30:33.840 Substack.

01:30:40.320 This has gotten millions

01:30:41.220 of views now.

01:30:41.720 It's gone around,

01:30:42.540 you know,

01:30:43.320 1971,

01:30:44.020 1996.

01:30:46.400 It's changed quite a bit,

01:30:47.940 hasn't it?

01:30:49.440 Not a little bit.

01:30:53.880 Substantially.

01:30:58.800 And if it stayed there,

01:31:00.800 that would be one thing,

01:31:03.520 but it didn't even,

01:31:05.880 didn't stay there.

01:31:06.940 It continued

01:31:08.160 on that trend

01:31:10.720 substantially

01:31:12.700 to,

01:31:15.040 now we're at 2011.

01:31:17.140 Uh,

01:31:18.520 as you can see,

01:31:19.660 it's,

01:31:19.860 so we're now,

01:31:25.540 we're now basically

01:31:26.220 a minority state.

01:31:27.000 Like,

01:31:27.520 I don't know the exact numbers,

01:31:28.800 but it's close enough.

01:31:29.800 I would say you could call it,

01:31:31.040 I mean,

01:31:31.300 you're just kind of playing

01:31:32.160 semantics either way.

01:31:33.360 Half of Canada

01:31:34.300 is Canadians

01:31:35.060 and the other half

01:31:36.180 and the other half

01:31:36.200 are migrants.

01:31:38.120 That's the,

01:31:39.260 it's pretty close.

01:31:41.920 There's about

01:31:42.780 40 million people here,

01:31:44.180 about 20 million of them

01:31:45.660 aren't Canadian.

01:31:47.580 Half the country,

01:31:48.840 do you,

01:31:53.120 and,

01:31:53.740 and that half,

01:31:54.580 all of them

01:32:00.700 are subconsciously

01:32:01.880 mentally programmed,

01:32:03.020 but many of them

01:32:05.220 are overtly,

01:32:06.520 consciously,

01:32:07.320 willingly,

01:32:08.480 happily,

01:32:11.260 volunteering

01:32:11.920 for programming

01:32:13.280 to,

01:32:14.180 uh,

01:32:14.780 get whitey.

01:32:16.120 So where is this

01:32:17.020 going to go?

01:32:17.500 Stephen Harper.

01:32:27.440 Canada,

01:32:28.040 you were born in,

01:32:29.260 looked like this.

01:32:31.360 Now it looks like this.

01:32:34.380 And in no small part

01:32:35.860 to you.

01:32:42.460 You loosened up the taps

01:32:43.940 on the,

01:32:44.760 uh,

01:32:45.080 on the immigration.

01:32:46.640 You cut lots of ties

01:32:47.760 with China.

01:32:48.200 You sold them

01:32:48.960 all kinds of our money

01:32:49.880 and resources

01:32:50.520 and gave them

01:32:51.800 access to our country.

01:32:53.580 Didn't you,

01:32:54.120 Stephen Harper

01:32:54.680 and the based conservatives?

01:32:55.920 You're a bunch of traitors.

01:32:58.660 You were never,

01:33:00.440 none of you.

01:33:03.360 We've had a,

01:33:04.240 we've had an absentee

01:33:05.580 father situation

01:33:06.460 in this country

01:33:06.920 since at least

01:33:07.500 the 1990s.

01:33:09.620 Since the late 90s.

01:33:11.100 You know,

01:33:12.220 and it's not like I,

01:33:14.260 look,

01:33:14.480 I make fun of them

01:33:15.080 constantly

01:33:15.520 because,

01:33:16.640 they went out of their way

01:33:18.180 because some fat gay

01:33:19.640 Jewish guy

01:33:20.240 told them to,

01:33:20.960 uh,

01:33:21.600 make my life difficult.

01:33:22.640 So I'm going to make,

01:33:23.720 I'm going to make fun of you

01:33:24.660 Ceases forever,

01:33:25.460 like for the rest of my life

01:33:26.680 at a minimum.

01:33:28.120 Just be glad.

01:33:29.020 Like,

01:33:29.220 look,

01:33:29.820 it's Ally McBeal

01:33:30.760 and fat lesbian jokes

01:33:31.760 a lot.

01:33:32.660 All right.

01:33:33.140 But that's who you said.

01:33:34.200 That's literally

01:33:34.860 who you sent

01:33:35.560 to everyone's house.

01:33:39.080 So what are we supposed

01:33:39.980 to do?

01:33:40.340 Where am I,

01:33:40.760 what am I supposed

01:33:41.400 to take from this?

01:33:45.620 There's nowhere else

01:33:46.360 to go.

01:33:47.360 You boxed me in.

01:33:52.260 But I can't imagine

01:33:53.240 that everyone

01:33:53.620 that worked

01:33:53.980 at that organization

01:33:54.580 is a,

01:33:54.960 you know,

01:33:55.500 a fat,

01:33:55.880 retarded,

01:33:56.220 communist,

01:33:56.680 a lesbian

01:33:57.100 that puts stuff

01:33:58.740 in their bum

01:33:59.140 and watches Ally McBeal.

01:34:00.500 There had to be people

01:34:01.500 that actually took it seriously

01:34:03.520 because I was,

01:34:04.120 I was in the military back,

01:34:05.300 I was in 2003 to 17

01:34:06.820 and for the first

01:34:08.580 10 years anyway

01:34:09.480 of that,

01:34:10.380 it was still fairly competent

01:34:13.460 and serious

01:34:14.140 and people,

01:34:14.740 you know,

01:34:16.580 that's,

01:34:16.900 but that's all gone now.

01:34:18.820 But those guys

01:34:19.620 still had to exist.

01:34:20.280 But anyway,

01:34:21.120 since the 90s,

01:34:22.300 according to them,

01:34:23.640 every government

01:34:24.520 we've ever had

01:34:25.280 has been in the pocket

01:34:27.040 of someone else.

01:34:28.340 Every single one of them.

01:34:29.940 Every prime minister's office,

01:34:31.300 every cabinet,

01:34:31.900 they said.

01:34:33.440 Since Mulroney.

01:34:34.760 So maybe since the 80s.

01:34:36.820 Do you know what that means?

01:34:40.340 That means we

01:34:40.920 have not had a say

01:34:42.400 in our country

01:34:43.100 in my entire life.

01:34:46.820 My vote,

01:34:47.700 my say,

01:34:48.180 my word

01:34:48.620 has never mattered

01:34:49.880 my entire life.

01:34:53.200 Because the people

01:34:53.940 that are supposed to be

01:34:54.900 looking out for us

01:34:56.040 and taking,

01:34:56.620 you know,

01:34:56.960 our welfare

01:34:57.920 and our future

01:34:58.500 into consideration,

01:34:59.360 they don't work for us.

01:35:00.460 They work for other people.

01:35:01.640 They take money from China,

01:35:02.760 from India,

01:35:03.580 from everywhere.

01:35:06.820 that's democracy.

01:35:10.460 That's a kleptocracy.

01:35:12.300 That's stealing.

01:35:13.920 You're using your position

01:35:15.680 and the guise

01:35:16.960 of some sort of

01:35:18.320 benevolent managerial

01:35:20.100 wunderkind

01:35:22.040 to just get rich.

01:35:26.420 To basically embezzle

01:35:29.400 and stuff your pockets

01:35:30.840 on the bones

01:35:32.860 of our family members.

01:35:35.700 And I'm supposed,

01:35:37.060 we're all supposed to

01:35:38.760 pay the deepest respects

01:35:40.820 to the

01:35:41.320 right,

01:35:42.280 honorable

01:35:42.820 Stephen fucking Harper.

01:35:45.280 Fucking suck my dick,

01:35:47.000 Stephen.

01:35:47.500 How's that sit with you?

01:35:49.140 You fat piece of garbage.

01:35:50.840 Fuck,

01:35:51.140 I'd love to just

01:35:51.820 dummy him.

01:35:52.980 How satisfying

01:35:53.820 would it be

01:35:54.600 to just

01:35:55.300 clean connect

01:35:56.300 right with Stephen Harper's

01:35:57.400 fucking mouth?

01:35:58.680 Oh,

01:35:59.140 oh shit,

01:36:00.920 just chicklets

01:36:01.840 flying.

01:36:02.980 Oh,

01:36:03.280 bloody fucked up.

01:36:04.120 Ah,

01:36:05.040 my investments.

01:36:10.740 Well,

01:36:11.380 you only killed

01:36:12.280 people,

01:36:12.860 Stephen,

01:36:13.320 so oh yeah,

01:36:14.240 you're such a victim,

01:36:15.420 aren't you?

01:36:17.360 Fuck Stephen Harper.

01:36:19.140 I can't even see him

01:36:20.520 and not get viscerally angry

01:36:21.980 with that fucking guy.

01:36:24.360 You know what?

01:36:24.780 And I only need

01:36:25.860 one reason.

01:36:26.720 I've got one

01:36:27.320 great reason.

01:36:28.900 I'll give it to you

01:36:29.720 and it can be yours too.

01:36:31.320 But there's,

01:36:32.140 oh,

01:36:32.540 there's a lot of reasons.

01:36:34.780 Stephen Harper

01:36:35.420 thought he,

01:36:36.120 you know what I should do?

01:36:37.220 I should play politics

01:36:38.660 with the lives

01:36:39.860 of our boys.

01:36:41.280 That's what I should do.

01:36:42.500 I should play politics

01:36:43.940 with their lives

01:36:44.780 because it's more exciting.

01:36:46.940 I have more

01:36:47.780 international power.

01:36:49.300 I have more respect

01:36:50.540 with Washington.

01:36:51.720 I get to be important

01:36:52.700 because I'm in a war

01:36:55.020 now.

01:36:57.620 We know this

01:36:58.820 because generals

01:36:59.700 have leaked this.

01:37:00.860 They have told us this.

01:37:02.060 American generals,

01:37:03.100 British generals,

01:37:03.860 no Canadian generals

01:37:04.840 because they're all

01:37:05.900 a bunch of

01:37:06.640 bend me over

01:37:07.280 and give it to me

01:37:08.000 harder,

01:37:08.500 daddy.

01:37:09.420 Retarded faggots.

01:37:11.480 The Americans

01:37:12.140 and the British

01:37:12.880 several times.

01:37:15.380 Two American,

01:37:16.140 one British general.

01:37:17.900 Three different books,

01:37:19.420 three different career

01:37:20.320 all said the same story.

01:37:23.000 We begged

01:37:24.400 and we pleaded

01:37:25.460 with the Canadians

01:37:26.560 and said,

01:37:27.200 what are you doing?

01:37:28.400 Give us that AO.

01:37:30.820 Kandahar province

01:37:31.760 is way too big for you.

01:37:34.140 You don't have

01:37:34.740 the manpower

01:37:35.560 to properly do that.

01:37:36.820 Your troops

01:37:37.340 are going to be in danger.

01:37:38.500 They can't,

01:37:39.600 you're trying to do

01:37:40.540 the job of 10,000 men

01:37:42.560 and you have 2,000 men.

01:37:43.960 That's reckless

01:37:44.840 and crazy.

01:37:45.380 You can't do that.

01:37:46.440 No, no.

01:37:48.560 BTFO,

01:37:49.300 Stephen Harper said

01:37:50.220 again and again

01:37:51.200 and again.

01:37:51.780 Again.

01:37:53.000 They even said,

01:37:54.060 well,

01:37:54.220 we're not going

01:37:55.420 to kick you out

01:37:55.980 in time.

01:37:56.280 How about we'll

01:37:56.640 just reduce your role

01:37:57.860 to like a couple

01:37:59.360 firebases?

01:38:01.380 I mean,

01:38:01.900 the 10th Mountain Division

01:38:02.860 can come take over

01:38:03.640 the whole thing.

01:38:04.080 They're not doing

01:38:04.520 anything right now.

01:38:05.300 No, no.

01:38:07.620 No, no.

01:38:14.720 No, we can't do that.

01:38:15.760 We got to send

01:38:16.240 some teenagers

01:38:16.760 from New Brunswick

01:38:17.360 to their deaths first

01:38:18.300 because it's an election year.

01:38:20.460 Yeah.

01:38:23.000 I can't,

01:38:24.140 I can't look weak.

01:38:26.060 It's an election year.

01:38:27.300 I'm Stephen Harper.

01:38:28.300 I got to get reelected.

01:38:29.520 He even came to visit us.

01:38:43.500 Sort of.

01:38:45.800 He went to the airfield.

01:38:47.640 He went to Kandahar Airfield,

01:38:49.240 which is safer

01:38:51.700 than every Canadian city.

01:38:53.280 So,

01:38:55.680 and again,

01:38:57.400 I fucking hate

01:38:58.040 to have to have these

01:38:58.580 disclaimers all the time

01:39:00.920 because all these

01:39:01.200 butthurt fucking losers

01:39:02.260 that just can't,

01:39:03.640 you just can't be a,

01:39:04.700 you just can't be a ground man,

01:39:06.140 can you?

01:39:06.480 You just can't be

01:39:07.160 a fucking adult.

01:39:08.680 Oh, you were in the military?

01:39:10.220 I, I bet.

01:39:11.600 I bet.

01:39:17.020 It's lots of important jobs.

01:39:18.660 Everybody's gonna do it.

01:39:19.840 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:39:20.500 Blah.

01:39:20.900 Blah.

01:39:23.280 Nobody's saying,

01:39:25.680 you're, you're saying

01:39:26.320 my service is worth less.

01:39:27.540 No, I'm saying it's here, right?

01:39:29.080 Here's where your service is.

01:39:30.320 We're like, oh, thanks.

01:39:31.000 That's cool.

01:39:31.460 Yeah.

01:39:31.640 Okay, cool.

01:39:32.420 Uh, theirs is way

01:39:33.460 the fuck up here

01:39:34.400 because they're dead.

01:39:35.860 Are you dead?

01:39:37.220 Did anyone even try

01:39:38.660 to make you dead?

01:39:39.660 Or did you just eat donuts

01:39:41.460 and go to Pizza Hut

01:39:42.740 and sleep in an air-conditioned trailer

01:39:44.600 while you did

01:39:45.320 an administration job

01:39:46.660 and you played video games

01:39:47.960 and you talked to your

01:39:48.720 fucking wife and kids

01:39:49.680 every night?

01:39:51.580 On video call

01:39:52.700 over a laptop

01:39:53.560 because that's what

01:39:55.440 a lot of people did

01:39:56.420 in that war

01:39:57.080 and a minority of them,

01:39:59.500 well, you lived in

01:40:00.500 sand flea-fested

01:40:01.940 hellholes

01:40:02.920 that exploded

01:40:03.880 so Stephen Harper

01:40:08.000 could get elected.

01:40:08.780 I got, well, anyway,

01:40:09.400 he came to visit.

01:40:10.140 He went there.

01:40:10.680 He went to Kandahar Airfield,

01:40:12.020 which is statistically,

01:40:13.240 it was safer

01:40:13.800 than every city in Canada.

01:40:15.400 You were more likely

01:40:16.260 to die on the road

01:40:17.360 in Canada

01:40:17.860 than you ever would be

01:40:19.040 being at Kandahar Airfield.

01:40:20.760 That's how safe it was.

01:40:23.600 Oh, there was a rocket attack.

01:40:25.080 There's car crashes too.

01:40:26.380 There's a, you know,

01:40:27.340 how's Port-a-Peak

01:40:28.080 stacking up for you?

01:40:29.980 Gabriel Wartman

01:40:30.780 killed more people

01:40:31.680 on his drunken idiot rampage

01:40:33.740 than the Taliban

01:40:34.660 ever did

01:40:35.340 in Kandahar Airfield.

01:40:36.360 That's, I have to say it.

01:40:49.840 I have to be loud

01:40:50.720 and angry

01:40:51.240 and aggressive about it

01:40:52.240 because everyone

01:40:53.280 let them get away with it.

01:40:56.000 I watched this happen

01:40:57.540 and I feel like

01:40:58.160 I'm the only,

01:40:58.440 am I the only guy

01:40:59.120 that saw this?

01:41:00.640 Everybody wants to

01:41:01.320 kiss their ass.

01:41:01.940 Oh, we got to get

01:41:02.580 the libs out.

01:41:03.220 I remember Harper

01:41:03.940 and I remember Kevin

01:41:06.480 and the rest of the guys

01:41:07.380 too, actually.

01:41:09.400 Why are they dead?

01:41:10.520 Let's do the math.

01:41:11.580 Let's break it down.

01:41:12.680 Let's show your work

01:41:13.540 on that one.

01:41:14.720 Let's, let's see.

01:41:15.560 Let's see.

01:41:16.160 So, War K,

01:41:17.220 why are we there?

01:41:18.120 Who's called?

01:41:19.060 Who signed the page?

01:41:20.180 Who decided?

01:41:23.320 What was the justification?

01:41:25.420 Your career?

01:41:26.240 Because, because,

01:41:30.460 because Rick Hillier

01:41:31.500 didn't send us there,

01:41:32.580 right?

01:41:32.840 He was just sent there

01:41:34.000 with us and he,

01:41:34.880 right?

01:41:35.380 Wasn't him.

01:41:38.740 Wasn't the premier.

01:41:39.820 Wasn't the mayor.

01:41:41.280 It was the prime

01:41:42.100 minister's office.

01:41:43.020 It was the career

01:41:43.960 politicians in Ottawa

01:41:45.000 that sent us there.

01:41:47.460 Because they thought

01:41:48.340 that politically

01:41:48.900 that was the best,

01:41:49.780 even though strategically,

01:41:52.000 tactically,

01:41:52.740 every other reason

01:41:54.460 says this is a bad idea.

01:41:59.300 It would be worse,

01:42:00.400 according to them,

01:42:01.800 to, to, to pull out

01:42:03.740 or reduce our presence

01:42:04.740 because it would make them

01:42:05.540 look weak and be bad

01:42:06.180 for their careers.

01:42:06.840 So, just to be fucking clear,

01:42:08.720 the, uh,

01:42:10.560 politician people in Ottawa

01:42:11.920 value the, the appearance

01:42:14.400 of their competency,

01:42:15.720 which is fucking zero.

01:42:17.340 They, but they want people

01:42:18.160 to believe that they have

01:42:19.280 something and that they have,

01:42:20.780 you know, willpower.

01:42:21.860 They're strong.

01:42:22.920 That's more important.

01:42:23.920 The perception of something

01:42:25.060 that's not real

01:42:25.880 is more important to them

01:42:27.540 than your children's

01:42:28.680 fucking being live,

01:42:30.660 than them being alive.

01:42:32.460 That's, that's a fact.

01:42:34.020 That has been proven

01:42:35.060 and it will be proven

01:42:36.000 again in the future.

01:42:39.980 There was a,

01:42:41.100 it's not just Harper.

01:42:42.700 They're all like this.

01:42:44.060 Every politician can get it.

01:42:46.220 Every fucking one of you

01:42:47.340 can get it.

01:42:48.180 And you deserve it.

01:42:49.460 You're not men.

01:42:50.520 You're not fucking men.

01:42:51.880 You only have these jobs

01:42:53.640 because you're standing

01:42:54.740 on the graves of men

01:42:55.840 who made it possible.

01:42:58.420 Because, uh,

01:42:59.660 there is a jungle out there

01:43:00.920 and we're insulated from it

01:43:02.480 because they built

01:43:03.180 the goddamn walls.

01:43:05.220 You didn't.

01:43:07.620 You enjoy the safety

01:43:09.220 that they provide,

01:43:10.060 the Jack Nicholson, uh,

01:43:11.340 quote.

01:43:11.720 You sleep under the blanket

01:43:13.260 of safety in which

01:43:14.280 they provide.

01:43:15.080 And then you just,

01:43:16.060 then you propose,

01:43:16.780 actually, I should be in charge

01:43:18.080 of all the things.

01:43:18.960 I'm the one that has

01:43:20.860 a real good interpretation

01:43:21.700 of the world

01:43:22.280 from inside the walls

01:43:23.460 of this beautiful city

01:43:25.320 that was constructed

01:43:26.080 by actual men

01:43:27.140 who were willing

01:43:27.860 to risk their lives

01:43:29.140 to give us a better life.

01:43:30.820 That's what men do.

01:43:31.940 That's not what politicians do.

01:43:33.460 They take things.

01:43:34.800 They eat.

01:43:36.040 They eat.

01:43:36.800 And they consume

01:43:37.580 like a parasite would.

01:43:44.960 You cannot hate them enough.

01:43:47.300 It's impossible.

01:43:49.940 They're reprehensible.

01:43:53.300 Nothing I'm saying

01:43:54.400 is untrue.

01:43:55.540 Why have,

01:43:56.100 why has no one

01:43:56.960 said this to you before?

01:43:57.940 Why is no one else

01:43:59.020 anywhere saying this?

01:44:02.240 How many of them

01:44:03.320 are we doing?

01:44:03.960 Let's just kill them all.

01:44:04.920 Let's kill them all.

01:44:06.000 Let's kill every 17

01:44:07.440 to 21 year old kid we got.

01:44:11.040 It's an election year.

01:44:12.540 We got to get the libs out.

01:44:15.140 Fucking let her rip.

01:44:16.860 Who cares?

01:44:17.680 Who cares how many

01:44:18.680 funerals there are

01:44:19.600 in Smith Falls, Ontario

01:44:21.020 or Stellarton, Nova Scotia

01:44:22.700 or Red Deer, Alberta?

01:44:23.840 Who gives a fuck?

01:44:25.020 We need to get elected.

01:44:29.160 My pension's on the line.

01:44:31.500 What about my pension?

01:44:32.740 What about Jagmeet's pension?

01:44:46.480 Supposed to run a country

01:44:47.680 like a family,

01:44:48.440 not a business.

01:44:51.940 Or a hockey team.

01:44:53.080 That's something that will

01:45:01.080 make sense to people.

01:45:02.900 Who's the captain

01:45:03.620 of your hockey team?

01:45:07.600 Usually who?

01:45:08.280 the best player,

01:45:13.620 but ideally

01:45:14.280 the best player

01:45:19.060 and the best leader

01:45:19.740 on the team.

01:45:21.680 And they're the ones

01:45:23.400 that pay the price.

01:45:26.380 They

01:45:26.940 fight the hardest.

01:45:29.100 They put their body

01:45:31.560 in front of slap shots

01:45:32.700 and get their teeth

01:45:33.620 fucking taken out

01:45:34.380 to win the game

01:45:35.300 because that's why

01:45:36.200 he's the fucking captain.

01:45:37.160 That's why.

01:45:38.080 Because we got that guy.

01:45:39.120 We got fucking

01:45:39.760 Marc Messier.

01:45:40.880 That's why we're winning.

01:45:43.060 We're following him.

01:45:44.440 We're in his wake

01:45:45.620 of awesomeness.

01:45:47.740 He makes all of us better

01:45:49.260 because we all want

01:45:50.060 to be like him

01:45:50.760 and he'll fucking get,

01:45:52.100 you know,

01:45:52.660 smashed in the face

01:45:53.640 day in,

01:45:54.160 day out

01:45:54.540 for us.

01:45:56.540 Hell yes,

01:45:57.220 we're going to follow

01:45:57.840 that guy.

01:45:58.300 Does that sound

01:45:58.880 like Stephen Harper

01:45:59.500 to you?

01:46:03.780 Have these guys

01:46:04.600 even ever sacrificed

01:46:05.560 a paycheck?

01:46:08.360 Never mind their body.

01:46:11.160 This is not leadership.

01:46:12.220 This is not who people follow.

01:46:13.120 These are just

01:46:13.860 administrational goons.

01:46:15.180 These are busy body nobodies.

01:46:16.860 They can't do anything.

01:46:18.600 They're not men.

01:46:19.420 If they didn't have this,

01:46:20.660 what would they do?

01:46:21.400 What are they good for?

01:46:22.880 What could they do?

01:46:23.940 They can't do labor.

01:46:26.260 They're not doing that.

01:46:27.340 They're not joining

01:46:28.420 the military.

01:46:29.100 They love wars.

01:46:30.120 They just don't want

01:46:30.640 to fight in them.

01:46:31.660 They're not doing that.

01:46:35.080 They're certainly

01:46:35.640 not going to be firing.

01:46:37.200 They're not doing

01:46:37.580 anything.

01:46:37.980 They don't get

01:46:38.340 their hands dirty.

01:46:41.960 If they don't get

01:46:42.540 to be fake

01:46:43.180 imposter

01:46:45.880 president's choice

01:46:46.900 knockoff,

01:46:47.740 you know,

01:46:48.000 Chinese,

01:46:48.780 you know,

01:46:50.980 scam version aristocrats,

01:46:52.800 they don't want

01:46:53.140 to be anything.

01:46:57.220 I guess that's the irony

01:47:02.140 because

01:47:02.500 they are nothing.

01:47:12.680 You're just a position.

01:47:15.600 You're not a person.

01:47:18.600 You're the mayor.

01:47:19.660 You're the counselor.

01:47:20.420 You're the MP for

01:47:21.740 blah,

01:47:22.060 blah,

01:47:22.160 blah,

01:47:22.280 blah.

01:47:23.880 What does that mean?

01:47:25.880 That's a,

01:47:26.400 that's a position

01:47:27.520 to be filled

01:47:29.040 with whoever.

01:47:32.440 How many people

01:47:33.180 ran in the last election?

01:47:34.300 How many of their names

01:47:34.980 do you remember?

01:47:35.560 Do you know?

01:47:36.040 Do you care?

01:47:37.980 How about the one

01:47:38.380 before that?

01:47:38.920 The one before that?

01:47:39.660 Are they the same people?

01:47:40.400 Are they different people?

01:47:40.960 Are you even paying attention?

01:47:42.620 No.

01:47:43.220 No one is.

01:47:46.600 Just a couple

01:47:47.300 of ones at the top

01:47:48.080 because they're the loudest

01:47:48.920 and the ones you see on TV.

01:47:52.240 But even them,

01:47:53.320 they're not,

01:47:53.920 they're just a position.

01:47:57.740 He's the 1A guy.

01:47:59.440 He's the opposition guy.

01:48:01.020 He's the 1B guy.

01:48:02.460 And then there's the,

01:48:03.720 it's like hockey.

01:48:05.820 It's just different.

01:48:06.600 New faces every once in a while.

01:48:08.060 Trade some players around.

01:48:10.880 Liberals go to the conservatives.

01:48:11.860 They switch,

01:48:12.340 they go to the,

01:48:12.820 we're so different

01:48:14.560 that we're actually the same.

01:48:15.880 We're so opposed

01:48:17.260 in our thinking,

01:48:18.060 our ideologies,

01:48:18.660 and our spirits.

01:48:19.120 This is a real battle

01:48:20.060 that I'm just going to

01:48:20.640 actually quit this party

01:48:21.780 and join that one now.

01:48:23.260 And that's happened many times.

01:48:24.960 That's actually quite common

01:48:25.940 because they're so different.

01:48:28.920 Pigs aren't different.

01:48:29.720 They're pigs.

01:48:30.280 They're all pigs.

01:48:30.900 They're just wearing

01:48:31.340 different colored clothes

01:48:32.260 and different colored troughs

01:48:33.460 they're eating out of

01:48:34.040 that we pay for.

01:48:40.360 And then they send

01:48:41.080 their children to die.

01:48:46.160 And they force us to do,

01:48:48.360 take wild,

01:48:49.360 insane medical risks

01:48:51.100 because they're afraid

01:48:52.460 of the cold.

01:48:55.680 The common cold.

01:49:00.780 And it's all very expensive

01:49:02.360 for them to have to make

01:49:03.780 these hard decisions.

01:49:04.720 So they need to tax you

01:49:05.840 a lot.

01:49:07.160 Often.

01:49:07.560 Often.

01:49:11.080 And if you complain,

01:49:22.700 well, they'll put you in jail

01:49:26.580 because that's hate.

01:49:27.400 They don't want us to stop

01:49:41.580 because it's mean.

01:49:43.180 They want us to stop

01:49:44.320 because it works.

01:49:48.380 Because it's true.

01:49:50.480 Because it's the truth

01:49:51.900 that you're disgusting,

01:49:54.760 lying,

01:49:55.840 hypocritical,

01:49:56.980 backstabbing,

01:49:58.060 thieving,

01:49:58.720 little,

01:49:59.240 tiny,

01:49:59.880 small,

01:50:00.560 weak,

01:50:01.320 weasel,

01:50:02.780 creatures.

01:50:04.740 And you can't stand it.

01:50:06.320 The truth is,

01:50:13.600 everyone should hate you.

01:50:16.840 You're the reason

01:50:17.840 the hate emotion exists

01:50:19.600 to protect us

01:50:21.080 from pieces of shit

01:50:22.560 like you.

01:50:23.300 You know the time

01:50:47.280 is right to take control.

01:50:49.180 We gotta take offense

01:50:50.560 against the status quo.

01:50:54.220 No way

01:50:56.100 I'm gonna stand for it today.

01:50:58.980 Fight for it.

01:50:59.360 And if that doesn't work,

01:51:00.340 they'll just send it.

01:51:01.100 Then the brilliant minds

01:51:03.120 in the media will come

01:51:04.220 and tell you how they're all

01:51:05.340 doing such a great job.

01:51:08.460 Everything's,

01:51:08.980 nothing's,

01:51:09.640 everything's better

01:51:10.220 than it's ever been.

01:51:11.560 That's why everyone's

01:51:12.400 living in tents

01:51:12.960 on the street now

01:51:13.800 and there's dead bodies

01:51:14.740 in the middle of the road

01:51:15.580 and home invasions

01:51:17.020 and broad daylight.

01:51:18.160 And it's awesome.

01:51:19.540 Felt Back Better.

01:51:23.200 Frustration,

01:51:24.040 domination,

01:51:25.260 to the range

01:51:25.840 of a new generation.

01:51:27.620 We're living,

01:51:28.640 we're dying,

01:51:29.860 we're thinking tired

01:51:30.560 of the endless lion.

01:51:32.260 Destroy,

01:51:33.420 enjoy,

01:51:34.460 you're like the world

01:51:35.240 is our new toy.

01:51:37.080 Dominate,

01:51:38.000 eliminate,

01:51:38.940 you're gonna feel the wrath.

01:51:40.720 Wrap up,

01:51:41.400 wrap up.

01:51:41.420 Wrap up.

01:51:42.040 The big and hawks

01:51:42.840 as the words

01:51:43.320 retarded and faggot

01:51:44.200 factually

01:51:44.800 and extremely relevant

01:51:46.120 in this clown world.

01:51:47.540 Use them often.

01:51:48.280 I agree.

01:51:49.540 Poor Simple Mike

01:51:52.440 says,

01:51:54.040 does this mean

01:51:54.460 spedwoffing is a thing now?

01:51:55.940 Can I join?

01:51:56.300 I think so.

01:51:58.780 Guys,

01:51:59.480 the bell curve

01:52:00.160 is more real

01:52:00.820 than we ever imagined.

01:52:02.580 Where you have grug

01:52:04.660 and then it goes up

01:52:05.720 to the norm,

01:52:06.260 most people

01:52:06.880 who are just

01:52:07.360 the biggest retards ever

01:52:08.620 and then it comes down

01:52:09.740 on the other side

01:52:10.440 and you've got just,

01:52:11.440 you know,

01:52:12.080 people that aren't stupid.

01:52:13.140 So you've got

01:52:14.380 the smart people

01:52:15.220 and the speds,

01:52:17.760 I guess.

01:52:18.240 They're on the same page.

01:52:20.880 It's everyone else

01:52:21.820 in the middle

01:52:22.200 that's just

01:52:22.700 actually retarded.

01:52:24.220 They're the real retards.

01:52:27.280 Here,

01:52:27.500 here's you,

01:52:28.040 that's how

01:52:28.480 conservatives,

01:52:29.600 I'll give you

01:52:29.940 some advice,

01:52:30.800 okay?

01:52:31.480 You,

01:52:31.800 you think

01:52:32.400 this is doing you anything?

01:52:34.540 You're going around

01:52:35.380 going,

01:52:35.740 actually,

01:52:36.380 they're the real Nazis.

01:52:38.080 The search

01:52:39.540 for the real Nazis.

01:52:40.800 It sounds like

01:52:41.440 a terrible

01:52:41.900 Indiana Jones sequel

01:52:43.040 that nobody

01:52:43.520 fucking asked for.

01:52:44.780 That's your whole,

01:52:45.600 basically your whole

01:52:46.540 experience right now,

01:52:47.440 isn't it?

01:52:47.860 You're the real Nazis.

01:52:49.160 You need to find out

01:52:50.200 who the real retards are

01:52:51.900 because it's you

01:52:52.820 and when you figure

01:52:53.820 that out,

01:52:54.580 maybe you'll get somewhere.

01:52:56.120 Who's the real retards?

01:52:57.760 You.

01:52:58.460 It's you.

01:53:04.840 I,

01:53:05.500 I,

01:53:06.060 you know,

01:53:06.600 another one

01:53:08.100 they'll hit you with

01:53:08.720 is,

01:53:09.200 well,

01:53:09.740 it's better

01:53:11.160 than,

01:53:11.500 it's the lesser

01:53:12.080 of two evils.

01:53:13.280 It's the better,

01:53:13.940 right?

01:53:14.360 An excuse,

01:53:15.520 an excuse

01:53:16.160 not to do anything.

01:53:18.740 That's,

01:53:19.280 I mean,

01:53:19.620 that's always coming

01:53:20.660 out of the mouth

01:53:21.300 of like Marcus Aurelius

01:53:22.780 and Sun Tzu

01:53:23.580 and Alexander the Great

01:53:25.740 and all the,

01:53:26.200 you know,

01:53:26.380 it's just people

01:53:27.440 that get things done

01:53:28.500 and,

01:53:28.980 and fight against,

01:53:30.140 you know,

01:53:30.560 massive stakes

01:53:31.660 and yeah,

01:53:32.380 they always say

01:53:33.380 just,

01:53:34.760 just coast and cope

01:53:36.100 and come up with excuses

01:53:36.900 not to do things,

01:53:37.800 right?

01:53:38.640 Right?

01:53:39.740 Just accept,

01:53:43.360 just accept,

01:53:45.000 you know,

01:53:45.680 being pathetic

01:53:46.740 and don't do anything.

01:53:48.280 Don't try anything.

01:53:49.400 Don't talk to anybody.

01:53:50.300 Just do the,

01:53:51.140 do,

01:53:51.500 oh man,

01:53:52.480 I tried nothing

01:53:53.300 and I'm all out of ideas.

01:53:57.240 I know.

01:54:00.840 Jen C says,

01:54:01.660 you promised to read

01:54:02.320 inclusive thoughts,

01:54:03.080 chats,

01:54:03.380 and Trump's voice.

01:54:03.980 I did that one time.

01:54:05.320 I didn't say for how much,

01:54:06.280 how long.

01:54:07.120 I didn't say for how much,

01:54:09.740 his tweets are funnier though

01:54:14.080 if I do it that way.

01:54:14.740 These student

01:54:15.500 and immigrants

01:54:16.740 are just slaves

01:54:17.940 sold on the open market

01:54:19.560 using funny words

01:54:21.420 and extra steps

01:54:22.580 like they are so brazen.

01:54:24.780 We've developed

01:54:25.360 a softer term

01:54:26.460 in order to explain it.

01:54:28.360 We are not

01:54:28.880 the economic units

01:54:30.100 in the conversations.

01:54:31.500 That's right,

01:54:32.140 we're not.

01:54:32.560 I don't know

01:54:35.380 what he's talking about

01:54:36.000 but

01:54:36.200 like I literally

01:54:37.860 wasn't thinking

01:54:38.420 about anything

01:54:38.880 he was saying.

01:54:39.360 I was just focusing

01:54:40.000 on reading it like that

01:54:41.040 so I don't know.

01:54:41.580 What are you,

01:54:41.880 was that anything?

01:54:43.280 I don't know.

01:54:44.760 It's just him

01:54:45.260 talking to you guys now.

01:54:46.280 I am again,

01:54:46.620 I'm just a conduit.

01:54:49.340 People feed me

01:54:50.280 portions of their

01:54:50.980 mental illness

01:54:51.680 and I

01:54:52.280 translate it out,

01:54:55.220 compute it outward.

01:54:56.120 read this FedPost

01:55:01.740 thought I just had

01:55:02.800 but as,

01:55:04.280 you know,

01:55:13.220 Harry Carey.

01:55:14.820 Hi!

01:55:16.420 What about this?

01:55:19.040 What if the moon

01:55:20.020 was made out of trees?

01:55:23.460 Jensen says,

01:55:24.300 CRJ is holding me hostage

01:55:25.760 under a homemade

01:55:26.240 flamethrower

01:55:26.640 making me say things.

01:55:30.060 He's not,

01:55:30.720 he's too lazy

01:55:31.400 to do that.

01:55:32.280 He would have

01:55:32.800 someone else

01:55:33.300 do it for him.

01:55:36.760 You can't,

01:55:37.440 you can't hold

01:55:37.860 a flamethrower

01:55:38.300 with one hand.

01:55:38.660 How's he holding

01:55:39.220 his wine glass?

01:55:43.960 Flamethrowers

01:55:44.320 are heavy,

01:55:44.720 dude.

01:55:46.100 You need both hands.

01:55:46.780 No,

01:55:47.000 he's,

01:55:47.340 he's like,

01:55:49.180 you know,

01:55:50.140 Julian never puts

01:55:50.820 the rum glass down.

01:55:51.580 It's that,

01:55:51.980 but it's like a wine glass

01:55:53.020 which is like,

01:55:53.800 oh,

01:55:53.920 look at me,

01:55:54.300 how fancy,

01:55:54.840 but it's like the cheat,

01:55:55.580 it's a,

01:55:56.020 it's boxed wine.

01:55:57.020 It's like,

01:55:57.860 just let him cook.

01:56:04.980 There's a lot

01:56:05.240 going on there.

01:56:12.840 What?

01:56:14.320 Simple Mike says,

01:56:15.080 when the power goes out,

01:56:16.980 have your versatile,

01:56:18.380 tactile zip ties.

01:56:19.920 Good for strangulation,

01:56:20.820 castration,

01:56:21.320 or coagulation.

01:56:22.080 Zip ties.

01:56:23.300 Keeps things quiet.

01:56:25.580 Poor Simple Mike

01:56:26.300 is advertising

01:56:26.860 for the zip tie industry.

01:56:27.980 I don't know

01:56:28.340 if they need any help.

01:56:29.100 They are very useful

01:56:29.900 and have a lot of,

01:56:30.780 I mean,

01:56:31.200 I've got a pile of them.

01:56:33.520 There's Jude.

01:56:35.140 When the army,

01:56:36.320 when the army discovered zip ties,

01:56:38.920 it was over.

01:56:39.980 Zip tie,

01:56:40.600 whoever was making zip ties

01:56:41.880 became billionaires.

01:56:43.840 They're now,

01:56:44.520 you know,

01:56:44.780 the neighbors

01:56:45.200 of the Sackler family.

01:56:47.540 We fucking,

01:56:48.520 anything that can just be quickly

01:56:49.920 used to tie things together

01:56:52.460 or put things together

01:56:53.340 and is disposable

01:56:54.640 and you can just throw it away

01:56:55.780 and there's a billion of them

01:56:56.920 and they cost nothing.

01:56:57.920 It's like,

01:56:58.380 you might as well jerk me off

01:56:59.820 at the same time.

01:57:02.580 Zip ties,

01:57:03.720 gun tape,

01:57:04.420 hockey tape,

01:57:05.280 dude.

01:57:08.460 You give us some of that

01:57:09.600 and a budget.

01:57:12.920 Zip.

01:57:17.080 Yeah,

01:57:17.520 yes,

01:57:18.040 for liquor,

01:57:18.760 booze,

01:57:19.100 drugs and cocaine,

01:57:19.800 women.

01:57:20.560 We'll do anything.

01:57:21.520 We'll get anything done.

01:57:22.960 The infantry can do anything.

01:57:25.020 Gun tape,

01:57:25.520 hockey tape,

01:57:25.980 zip ties

01:57:26.440 and a budget for degeneracy.

01:57:28.940 But it's a,

01:57:29.500 it's a weird,

01:57:30.420 it's a weird formula.

01:57:32.140 You wouldn't think it would,

01:57:33.080 it would,

01:57:33.700 but it does.

01:57:37.060 I mean,

01:57:37.480 that's how they invented LSD.

01:57:38.800 It was by accident,

01:57:39.480 wasn't it?

01:57:39.800 Didn't the guy be like,

01:57:40.520 fuck,

01:57:40.720 I got some of this shit on my hands.

01:57:41.820 Oh God,

01:57:42.460 oh fuck.

01:57:43.860 I think that's what happened.

01:57:46.380 That story's hilarious to me.

01:57:49.960 But it would be,

01:57:51.040 it would be terrifying.

01:57:55.040 Imagine being like mega dosed with LSD

01:57:57.280 and you have no idea what it is.

01:57:59.000 You've never even heard of it.

01:57:59.760 Like it was just,

01:58:02.740 you would probably think

01:58:08.080 you'd lost your mind for 16 hours

01:58:09.660 and be just in hell.

01:58:11.320 I don't know.

01:58:12.460 No,

01:58:14.080 thank you.

01:58:15.380 Patton says politicians

01:58:16.380 only value their pensions

01:58:17.280 after eight years.

01:58:18.140 Well,

01:58:18.460 exactly.

01:58:18.860 Because it's only about

01:58:19.740 getting that cushion

01:58:20.720 so they don't have to work.

01:58:22.180 The whole thing,

01:58:23.560 the whole purpose

01:58:24.660 of being a politician

01:58:25.760 is to not work

01:58:27.100 and grift.

01:58:28.020 That's what they're all doing.

01:58:29.860 It's an easy lifestyle

01:58:31.260 of partying,

01:58:32.760 drinking,

01:58:33.360 not working,

01:58:34.820 bullshitting,

01:58:35.640 fucking around,

01:58:36.820 flying around the world,

01:58:38.520 more drinking,

01:58:39.180 more slots,

01:58:39.880 prostitutes,

01:58:40.620 more drinking,

01:58:41.200 more eating,

01:58:41.620 more party.

01:58:41.900 Almost no work goes on.

01:58:44.020 Almost fucking none.

01:58:45.460 I don't,

01:58:52.340 I don't want to hear it either.

01:58:55.280 I know what hard work looks like.

01:58:57.080 You're not doing it.

01:58:58.420 You're not.

01:58:59.340 Not even fucking close.

01:59:00.620 And if you're not working,

01:59:02.140 you're just coasting

01:59:03.040 and stealing.

01:59:03.840 Otherwise,

01:59:04.440 the explanation is

01:59:05.600 you're working really,

01:59:06.860 really hard

01:59:07.460 and this is the result?

01:59:09.740 You're busting your ass

01:59:11.100 and this is what

01:59:11.780 you've come up with?

01:59:14.740 See,

01:59:15.280 I know you've never lived

01:59:16.260 in the real world,

01:59:17.160 right?

01:59:17.420 Because if you do that,

01:59:18.600 you fucking get fired.

01:59:21.620 If you showed up to,

01:59:23.080 I'm your boss

01:59:24.040 and this is,

01:59:25.180 what have you done?

01:59:26.380 Oh,

01:59:26.600 this is,

01:59:27.020 I'm,

01:59:27.260 I'm hauling ass out here.

01:59:31.220 Yeah,

01:59:31.760 I asked you to mow my lawn

01:59:33.080 and my house is gone.

01:59:35.860 What,

01:59:36.440 what happened?

01:59:37.380 Oh,

01:59:37.740 we are building back better.

01:59:43.940 I don't know

01:59:44.620 if I want to

01:59:45.280 call the police

01:59:46.420 or not call the police,

01:59:48.120 if you know what I mean.

01:59:50.660 My brain is just

01:59:51.600 kind of in shock right now,

01:59:52.600 but it's going to

01:59:53.420 eventually level off

01:59:54.360 and

01:59:54.700 it would feel unfair

01:59:57.060 of me to not tell you

01:59:58.020 you should just

01:59:58.740 get a head start right now

01:59:59.840 because when I,

02:00:00.460 when I gather

02:00:01.080 and collect myself

02:00:01.800 and get back

02:00:02.760 into my body here

02:00:03.580 and collect myself,

02:00:04.120 I'm going to fucking kill you.

02:00:05.400 woodchip,

02:00:08.280 yeah,

02:00:08.520 woodchippers would work.

02:00:09.600 Everyone wants to see it.

02:00:12.560 I don't know.

02:00:15.540 A dead body going

02:00:16.680 into a woodchipper

02:00:17.240 would be fucked up enough.

02:00:18.460 Nevermind,

02:00:18.900 somebody who's alive.

02:00:20.260 I don't know.

02:00:21.620 I'm pretty cold,

02:00:22.660 but that's,

02:00:23.200 I'm just speaking

02:00:34.380 from experience

02:00:35.020 when I say this.

02:00:36.220 And it's like

02:00:36.980 nothing that

02:00:37.800 fucked up

02:00:38.640 happened,

02:00:39.240 obviously,

02:00:40.200 but

02:00:41.020 just be careful.

02:00:44.200 Um,

02:00:44.320 I don't know.

02:00:53.200 because you might,

02:00:54.000 you might think

02:00:54.420 you want to do something,

02:00:55.420 uh,

02:00:56.520 really,

02:00:57.280 really vicious.

02:01:00.420 In,

02:01:00.600 in reality though,

02:01:01.640 um,

02:01:03.080 number one,

02:01:04.940 it's not that easy to do.

02:01:05.740 And number two,

02:01:06.380 uh,

02:01:07.220 it's not something

02:01:08.300 that you can do

02:01:09.180 and be the same person

02:01:10.440 ever again.

02:01:11.200 Like it's a permanent,

02:01:12.640 you're altering your,

02:01:13.900 permanently.

02:01:14.640 And in a way

02:01:17.280 that you're not

02:01:17.860 going to understand

02:01:18.740 until it's over.

02:01:19.620 Like you,

02:01:20.240 it's not like you're going to,

02:01:21.340 okay,

02:01:21.520 you can be this person

02:01:22.580 or that person.

02:01:23.360 No,

02:01:23.540 no,

02:01:23.640 you're this person.

02:01:24.680 And when you,

02:01:25.400 if you do this thing,

02:01:26.400 you're going to be someone else

02:01:27.680 who you were,

02:01:28.780 you know,

02:01:29.000 you don't get to see

02:01:29.800 until it's too late.

02:01:30.860 You don't get to look

02:01:31.720 under the curtain.

02:01:32.360 You just go in

02:01:33.180 and you can't ever come back.

02:01:34.660 You turn around,

02:01:35.080 the door is bricked over.

02:01:36.080 It's gone.

02:01:36.560 It's like a John Q,

02:01:37.340 like that John Cusack movie

02:01:38.640 where he can't escape the hotel.

02:01:40.460 Oh,

02:01:40.800 I changed my,

02:01:41.320 I didn't want it too late.

02:01:42.120 There's no doors gone.

02:01:43.480 It's over.

02:01:48.300 However,

02:01:48.880 that doesn't mean,

02:01:50.340 you know,

02:01:50.700 there are,

02:01:51.220 there are people

02:01:51.660 that just got to go,

02:01:52.640 you know,

02:01:52.960 in the world.

02:01:53.540 They're just,

02:01:57.940 they're,

02:01:59.760 some total of their,

02:02:01.400 of their,

02:02:02.000 of them being here

02:02:02.840 is to hurt people

02:02:04.780 and do horrible shit.

02:02:08.240 And,

02:02:08.740 um,

02:02:09.220 there's no reason

02:02:09.860 to keep them around.

02:02:10.500 And putting them in prison

02:02:12.900 to pay,

02:02:14.000 to feed them

02:02:14.760 and house them

02:02:15.480 and all that kind of stuff

02:02:16.100 is just cost.

02:02:17.480 Why are we working

02:02:18.220 to support someone

02:02:18.960 that we despise?

02:02:22.940 Probably because prison,

02:02:24.080 prisons are big business,

02:02:25.020 actually,

02:02:25.820 especially the United States.

02:02:26.800 It's private,

02:02:27.320 private business.

02:02:30.740 The prison systems

02:02:31.880 are private businesses

02:02:33.080 like Walmart

02:02:33.620 and they have contracts

02:02:34.600 with the states.

02:02:37.180 You see?

02:02:38.060 So there's incentives

02:02:39.040 to put people in them.

02:02:40.040 But,

02:02:48.640 you know,

02:02:49.840 you don't want to,

02:02:50.340 you don't want to really

02:02:51.340 dive too deeply

02:02:53.180 into sadistic fucking shit

02:02:55.840 because it'll,

02:02:58.540 nobody,

02:03:00.000 nobody,

02:03:01.420 nobody gets cooler.

02:03:03.420 They just get scary

02:03:04.680 and sad

02:03:05.420 and fucked up

02:03:06.800 and eventually

02:03:07.320 they either kill themselves

02:03:08.480 or a lot of other,

02:03:09.560 like it,

02:03:10.740 something happens

02:03:11.420 to those guys.

02:03:12.160 I don't know what,

02:03:13.120 I can't really,

02:03:14.080 I don't know,

02:03:15.080 I would equate it to,

02:03:16.360 look,

02:03:16.600 you reached into

02:03:17.220 the fucking evil pot

02:03:18.420 because you're like,

02:03:19.000 look,

02:03:19.220 I'm just going to be,

02:03:20.160 but it's,

02:03:20.920 oh,

02:03:21.180 it's like acid

02:03:21.940 and oh,

02:03:22.440 it's eating its way

02:03:23.040 up my arm

02:03:23.640 and it's in there now

02:03:24.600 and you can't get rid

02:03:25.240 of that.

02:03:26.100 That's part of,

02:03:26.540 you're like venom now.

02:03:27.520 It's in there forever.

02:03:29.600 Don't be careful.

02:03:30.980 What I am saying

02:03:31.880 is that,

02:03:32.360 oh no,

02:03:32.620 you just light them up

02:03:33.260 and shoot them

02:03:33.520 in the back of the head

02:03:34.020 in the pit

02:03:34.300 and just be done with it.

02:03:36.700 I mean,

02:03:37.260 I'm f***ed.

02:03:48.060 It's the,

02:03:48.740 it's the,

02:03:49.220 anyway,

02:03:51.020 Phil's arguing with me.

02:03:52.060 No,

02:03:52.240 it's just,

02:03:55.600 you know,

02:03:56.140 just business life.

02:03:56.980 It's like,

02:03:57.420 if you had to,

02:03:59.280 you should,

02:03:59.920 if you're going to,

02:04:00.420 if something like that

02:04:00.960 had to happen,

02:04:01.460 you should approach it

02:04:02.060 with the same kind of

02:04:02.880 mentality you would

02:04:03.480 if you had to like

02:04:03.960 put a dog down,

02:04:05.040 you know?

02:04:05.880 It's like,

02:04:06.260 this is just what has to happen

02:04:07.200 and that's it.

02:04:09.420 Because if you sit in there

02:04:10.520 and take a lot of enjoyment in it

02:04:11.800 and pleasure in it

02:04:12.580 and you're torturing them

02:04:13.320 and it's like,

02:04:14.000 you're,

02:04:14.240 you're internally,

02:04:15.580 mentally,

02:04:16.000 spiritually opening the door

02:04:17.300 for something else

02:04:18.220 to come in and assist you

02:04:19.360 and it's not a good idea.

02:04:20.480 It's not,

02:04:20.960 nobody you want around.

02:04:22.620 And they don't leave

02:04:23.680 very easily

02:04:24.340 or ever.

02:04:26.220 And if they do,

02:04:27.380 they're taking you with them.

02:04:28.780 You know,

02:04:29.240 that's real shit,

02:04:30.820 man.

02:04:31.460 You can,

02:04:32.000 the religious people

02:04:32.680 can call it something.

02:04:33.760 The psychologist

02:04:34.380 could call it something else.

02:04:35.740 I don't care

02:04:36.780 what it's called.

02:04:37.860 I've fucking seen it happen

02:04:39.340 more than once.

02:04:40.980 I felt certain things

02:04:42.500 inside myself,

02:04:43.400 you know,

02:04:43.660 stir and move around.

02:04:44.640 Like,

02:04:44.920 I don't know.

02:04:45.180 That's a real thing.

02:04:46.740 You know?

02:04:50.680 How do you turn into

02:04:51.680 like a evil mania?

02:04:53.060 You just do some evil shit

02:04:54.120 and then you just start

02:04:55.040 and now you're that.

02:04:59.340 So,

02:04:59.920 just be careful.

02:05:01.420 Just in case,

02:05:02.080 just in case anyone

02:05:02.820 in my audience

02:05:03.300 happens to be in a position

02:05:04.340 to commit war crimes

02:05:05.240 in the future,

02:05:06.320 I'm not saying

02:05:06.980 don't commit them.

02:05:07.840 I'm saying be sensible

02:05:08.760 about it

02:05:09.300 and don't,

02:05:09.920 you know,

02:05:10.460 use moderation.

02:05:14.360 Use your judgment.

02:05:15.440 Holy fucking Jesus.

02:05:19.780 You're,

02:05:20.280 wow.

02:05:21.960 I've said some things

02:05:22.880 on these streams.

02:05:23.660 Use your judgment

02:05:24.420 when committing war crimes,

02:05:25.500 okay?

02:05:25.700 You don't want to go overboard.

02:05:26.820 If you need to send a message,

02:05:27.780 you got to send a message,

02:05:28.540 but you don't want to,

02:05:29.500 you don't want to

02:05:30.140 indulge over too much

02:05:31.840 because you'll,

02:05:34.120 oh,

02:05:36.380 I'm just not saying that.

02:05:37.400 this is literally

02:05:38.920 the reason why

02:05:39.860 it's enshrined

02:05:40.960 in our laws and stuff.

02:05:45.160 Not all because morally

02:05:47.100 and for the reasons

02:05:48.060 I explained,

02:05:48.840 health,

02:05:49.160 more health-wise

02:05:50.440 and operational-wise

02:05:51.280 because at the end of the day,

02:05:52.200 the military cares

02:05:52.880 about one thing,

02:05:53.500 winning and that's it.

02:05:55.080 And,

02:05:55.480 believe it or not,

02:05:58.760 but I think mostly,

02:06:01.840 no,

02:06:02.120 I don't know.

02:06:02.700 Believe it or not,

02:06:04.440 that,

02:06:04.840 doing that kind of stuff

02:06:05.460 actually hurts your,

02:06:06.760 effectiveness

02:06:08.340 because your men

02:06:09.380 start to go crazy

02:06:10.660 and get fucked up

02:06:12.520 and like I said,

02:06:13.180 they kill themselves,

02:06:14.040 they're on drugs,

02:06:14.900 they're drinking,

02:06:15.420 they become maniacs,

02:06:16.320 they go AWOL,

02:06:17.160 they fucking whatever.

02:06:18.160 So if you want to win the war,

02:06:19.480 you can't have them

02:06:20.400 running around

02:06:20.960 as like murder squad,

02:06:22.460 you know,

02:06:23.220 scalping people

02:06:24.100 and acting like maniac

02:06:25.200 because they become

02:06:26.900 wild animals

02:06:27.720 and then you can't control them

02:06:28.840 and there's no coming back

02:06:30.040 and that's,

02:06:31.940 you can't,

02:06:32.740 that's not how you win,

02:06:33.540 you can't win a war with that.

02:06:34.720 You need,

02:06:35.420 you know,

02:06:35.760 you need animals

02:06:38.460 that aren't wild

02:06:39.400 and out of control.

02:06:40.240 You need controlled,

02:06:41.080 focused animals,

02:06:42.200 you know?

02:06:49.700 Imagine there's somebody

02:06:50.500 in Ukraine

02:06:50.920 listening to this right now.

02:06:53.740 You're right.

02:06:54.660 I will not cut out eyes.

02:06:56.700 Fuck,

02:06:57.000 see?

02:06:57.460 Right on.

02:06:59.420 I mean,

02:06:59.620 he's still gonna kill you

02:07:00.320 but he's,

02:07:00.860 you know.

02:07:03.260 If you're gonna cut out his eyes,

02:07:04.560 do it after he's dead.

02:07:05.560 You know what I mean?

02:07:06.400 You're,

02:07:06.740 listen,

02:07:07.060 you'll thank me later.

02:07:08.680 You'll thank me later

02:07:09.480 because you're gonna be

02:07:10.680 laying in bed one night

02:07:11.680 and you're gonna be like,

02:07:12.880 man,

02:07:13.120 I feel fucked up

02:07:13.880 about cutting that guy's eyes out,

02:07:15.240 you know?

02:07:16.080 And,

02:07:16.560 and your wife is gonna be like,

02:07:17.620 but at least you waited

02:07:18.360 until he was dead

02:07:19.200 and you'll be like,

02:07:19.780 that's right,

02:07:20.300 I did do that

02:07:21.000 so that's not that bad.

02:07:21.940 You'll have that!

02:07:22.920 That's what's gonna keep you

02:07:23.860 from killing yourself.

02:07:25.520 Right?

02:07:25.840 So just,

02:07:26.580 so like,

02:07:31.260 68% of the audience

02:07:33.100 is horrified

02:07:33.680 and the rest of it

02:07:34.420 is just army guys

02:07:35.900 eating and laughing.

02:07:38.680 And going,

02:07:39.220 I would do it

02:07:39.740 when he's alive,

02:07:40.180 I don't care.

02:07:41.600 Like,

02:07:41.820 yeah,

02:07:41.900 because you're already evil.

02:07:42.980 It's fine.

02:07:44.600 It's just,

02:07:45.600 you know,

02:07:46.720 it's what happens.

02:07:47.580 It's like,

02:07:48.000 it's like when you take a,

02:07:50.440 you take a jacket out,

02:07:51.720 it gets wet in the rain,

02:07:52.860 it's not supposed to get in the rain,

02:07:53.900 the color gets all fucked up.

02:07:56.020 Like,

02:07:56.380 that's you now,

02:07:57.060 it's just your soul.

02:07:57.960 You can't fix it,

02:07:58.800 it's just,

02:07:59.440 you know,

02:07:59.820 you can try and cover it up

02:08:01.660 a little bit,

02:08:02.160 but I mean,

02:08:02.660 it's,

02:08:02.900 it's not,

02:08:03.440 you're gonna have to get a new soul

02:08:05.740 and,

02:08:06.300 we're sold out.

02:08:10.580 They're expensive.

02:08:13.860 All right.

02:08:18.540 All that because of zip ties

02:08:19.840 in Patton.

02:08:21.560 Bigot Hoff says,

02:08:22.060 it's an animal farm

02:08:22.860 with a retarded clown

02:08:23.820 warped skin.

02:08:25.120 Animal farm,

02:08:26.100 man,

02:08:26.460 I'm surprised they haven't

02:08:27.160 banned it yet.

02:08:27.760 I think they were talking

02:08:28.340 about banning it from schools.

02:08:29.460 I'm gonna read all these

02:08:29.960 rumble chats now.

02:08:31.960 Swiss Daniel says,

02:08:32.720 does your lair have a pool table?

02:08:34.580 Yes,

02:08:34.800 it does actually.

02:08:36.680 Yeah.

02:08:37.620 You knew that.

02:08:38.460 Did you know that?

02:08:39.200 You know that now.

02:08:40.060 There's a pool table.

02:08:40.940 Yeah.

02:08:42.760 Yep.

02:08:43.340 Pool table,

02:08:44.400 punching bag,

02:08:45.100 double end bag,

02:08:46.760 a lot of boxing.

02:08:47.440 We beat the shit out of each other here

02:08:49.100 on the weekend.

02:08:49.820 It was awesome.

02:08:52.060 He gets.

02:08:56.100 The spirit of Phil is here,

02:08:57.940 alive and well,

02:08:58.860 causing,

02:08:59.320 he's smoking crack,

02:09:00.540 you know?

02:09:02.860 I like it better when he's on crack

02:09:04.300 than heroin

02:09:04.720 because he's got more energy.

02:09:06.580 He's not as sleepy.

02:09:10.680 I mean,

02:09:11.120 he's way more dangerous,

02:09:12.300 but

02:09:12.780 it's a little more,

02:09:15.080 it's a little more predictable.

02:09:16.160 Like with heroin,

02:09:16.860 he gets kind of,

02:09:17.660 he gets these ideas,

02:09:20.880 you know?

02:09:24.120 When he's,

02:09:24.920 when he's doing crack,

02:09:25.660 it's just,

02:09:26.020 you know,

02:09:26.200 the regular stuff.

02:09:28.740 Partying,

02:09:29.300 kidnapping,

02:09:29.920 ransom videos,

02:09:31.200 those kinds of things.

02:09:32.420 Diaga Drew glue.

02:09:34.040 It's his contribution

02:09:34.680 to Philip's Coke hobby.

02:09:36.960 Rumor has it,

02:09:37.680 he's now lacing it

02:09:38.540 with carfentanil

02:09:39.440 and yellow cake uranium.

02:09:40.740 He does that,

02:09:41.480 but that's because he says,

02:09:42.500 he can't,

02:09:43.240 he doesn't feel anything

02:09:43.940 off of regular drugs anymore.

02:09:45.080 He needs,

02:09:46.060 he needs something

02:09:46.840 to just kind of,

02:09:48.280 it's like,

02:09:48.720 he says it's like

02:09:49.320 his cayenne pepper.

02:09:50.300 Is that what it is?

02:09:54.220 Can it,

02:09:54.800 can it be any uranium

02:09:55.900 or does it,

02:09:56.380 it has to be

02:09:56.860 the weapons grade stuff?

02:10:01.180 I don't know.

02:10:03.300 The Iranians make good shit?

02:10:04.860 Really?

02:10:05.540 I don't know.

02:10:05.860 I've never snorted,

02:10:06.840 I've never snorted

02:10:07.660 weapons grade uranium before.

02:10:09.560 I'm probably missing out.

02:10:10.920 Those days are over.

02:10:11.760 I'm not doing that anymore,

02:10:12.760 but I'm pretty sure

02:10:15.800 I,

02:10:16.040 I'm pretty sure

02:10:16.400 it would kill me.

02:10:17.760 Pretty sure I would die.

02:10:19.120 So,

02:10:20.620 land of the fake,

02:10:21.400 home of the gay says,

02:10:21.880 having an unusual,

02:10:22.720 unusually badass Monday night.

02:10:24.060 Thanks for all the shows,

02:10:24.820 Mondays, Fridays,

02:10:25.840 whatever days.

02:10:27.880 Monday and Thursday

02:10:28.580 is what we're doing

02:10:29.400 for a while

02:10:30.780 because I just,

02:10:31.560 we're doing a lot of traveling

02:10:32.560 and just on weekends

02:10:36.820 because that's when

02:10:37.520 it's easier to get guys

02:10:38.840 and people together.

02:10:39.820 They've got,

02:10:40.160 you know,

02:10:40.380 people who work,

02:10:41.700 families,

02:10:42.200 jobs,

02:10:42.600 careers,

02:10:43.000 you know.

02:10:44.360 So,

02:10:44.860 things typically have to happen

02:10:45.920 on the weekends.

02:10:47.360 So,

02:10:47.740 yeah,

02:10:48.220 that's a big part of that.

02:10:49.840 Adding,

02:10:50.220 you know,

02:10:50.640 some of the training

02:10:51.200 and stuff I'm doing

02:10:51.800 works better this way.

02:10:54.520 And like I said,

02:10:55.600 Monday's the start of the week.

02:10:56.500 Thursday's the real end

02:10:57.480 of the week.

02:10:57.980 Friday's just for fucking around.

02:11:02.140 No,

02:11:02.420 we don't,

02:11:02.680 we don't,

02:11:03.120 we don't fuck around here.

02:11:04.660 This is a serious place,

02:11:05.880 sir.

02:11:06.100 This is a very serious place.

02:11:07.800 Strange Brew,

02:11:08.360 how are you,

02:11:08.680 man?

02:11:08.840 He says,

02:11:09.080 just popped in to say hello,

02:11:10.380 dad.

02:11:12.340 With the stash,

02:11:13.020 you look like my dad

02:11:13.640 in the 90s

02:11:14.100 before the ball just set in.

02:11:15.040 I look,

02:11:15.380 my dad,

02:11:15.920 look like my dad

02:11:16.580 in the 90s.

02:11:18.300 It's very 80s cop.

02:11:19.520 Yeah,

02:11:19.720 I'm a Miami Vice cop now.

02:11:20.920 You didn't see,

02:11:21.240 I had a rain,

02:11:21.580 I had a whole shirt on

02:11:22.480 Friday.

02:11:23.920 Last,

02:11:24.360 the last,

02:11:24.960 well,

02:11:25.120 no,

02:11:25.240 it was Thursday.

02:11:26.320 Last day of the month

02:11:27.140 is I'm going to just dress

02:11:30.020 like a,

02:11:32.320 like a vice cop in Florida

02:11:33.620 for the rest of the summer.

02:11:35.680 Every,

02:11:36.020 every last stream of that.

02:11:36.920 So end of July,

02:11:37.680 end of August,

02:11:38.120 I'm just,

02:11:38.560 end of June.

02:11:40.680 Mustache,

02:11:41.100 some kind of tropical shirt,

02:11:43.000 maybe sunglasses and a cigar.

02:11:45.180 I don't know.

02:11:47.180 I might ask you for license and registration.

02:11:49.060 I don't know what's going to happen.

02:11:50.300 He says,

02:11:50.580 hope to get you on the,

02:11:51.600 you know,

02:11:52.160 your podcast once

02:11:53.560 and everything is settled

02:11:54.360 with the newborn.

02:11:55.280 We are on the final countdown this week.

02:11:56.720 Stay Strange.

02:11:57.580 Congratulations.

02:11:58.140 Enjoy.

02:11:58.560 I actually,

02:11:59.680 my daughter just had a,

02:12:01.240 went to a thing she did.

02:12:03.360 Sang a little song with her,

02:12:04.480 with her friends.

02:12:04.980 It was cute.

02:12:11.920 It's just so fast.

02:12:12.800 I wonder what other people think about,

02:12:14.100 you know,

02:12:14.280 when they're watching their,

02:12:15.200 when their kids do things like that.

02:12:23.140 Probably dumb things.

02:12:24.260 Some,

02:12:24.480 some of them,

02:12:25.020 right?

02:12:25.200 They're probably like,

02:12:27.300 oh,

02:12:27.600 you got to sing this exactly.

02:12:29.360 Oh,

02:12:29.600 you messed up that word.

02:12:30.580 I'm,

02:12:30.980 I'm just watching,

02:12:34.040 like,

02:12:34.580 isn't it amazing?

02:12:35.400 It's incredible.

02:12:36.280 You know,

02:12:37.880 it's like partly me.

02:12:41.020 And this was,

02:12:41.980 this would have been what my father felt like

02:12:44.360 watching me and his and so on.

02:12:46.360 And this is just

02:12:47.000 an extension of myself

02:12:49.980 and I'm an extension of them

02:12:51.060 and their extension

02:12:51.760 and so on and so on.

02:12:54.720 And they're just this

02:12:55.680 impossibly

02:12:56.680 fascinating and amazing combination

02:13:01.820 of two entirely different people.

02:13:05.340 And you can see both of them

02:13:07.080 depending on what kind of mood they're in

02:13:09.780 or what they're saying

02:13:10.560 or how they're standing

02:13:11.340 or how they're,

02:13:12.220 and they'll,

02:13:12.880 you know,

02:13:13.060 do or say something

02:13:13.880 that is like,

02:13:15.420 you know,

02:13:16.040 you don't teach that.

02:13:16.840 That's,

02:13:17.160 that's the,

02:13:18.180 that's the blood.

02:13:19.080 That's the DNA.

02:13:19.700 That's,

02:13:21.080 they're like that

02:13:22.820 because

02:13:23.200 it's the same.

02:13:26.280 You have the same,

02:13:27.060 the same DNA.

02:13:39.240 And,

02:13:39.800 and,

02:13:40.160 you know,

02:13:41.580 all the other kids too.

02:13:45.280 You look at them

02:13:46.080 and you're like,

02:13:46.520 this is what's at stake.

02:13:50.400 You're right there.

02:13:51.380 They don't have any idea

02:13:52.700 what's going on.

02:13:53.480 They're not paying attention.

02:13:54.100 They're little kids.

02:13:54.680 They don't know what's going on out there.

02:13:56.140 Right around the corner,

02:13:57.020 maybe.

02:14:09.100 That's what I'm thinking about.

02:14:10.000 That's what I think about.

02:14:10.760 I think a lot of the,

02:14:12.240 maybe some of the moms and stuff are,

02:14:13.880 they look so cute.

02:14:14.740 Aren't they so,

02:14:15.280 yeah,

02:14:16.180 they are.

02:14:17.760 And that's why

02:14:18.760 in here,

02:14:20.660 it's reinforced every,

02:14:22.160 every second I lay eyes on them

02:14:23.800 that I will do fucking do

02:14:25.040 everything in my power

02:14:26.480 to keep them safe

02:14:28.280 and fed

02:14:29.200 and happy

02:14:29.800 and I'll do whatever.

02:14:31.060 I will cut a man's eyes out

02:14:32.420 while he's still alive

02:14:33.160 if it means

02:14:33.960 they don't have to

02:14:35.540 miss a meal,

02:14:36.460 you know,

02:14:36.720 I'll do whatever it takes.

02:14:37.600 people are always

02:14:44.600 meandering and

02:14:54.540 wondering and chasing

02:14:57.680 and trying to find,

02:14:58.660 you know,

02:14:59.560 what they're,

02:15:00.040 what they,

02:15:00.560 what they're supposed to be doing

02:15:01.520 with their,

02:15:01.800 why am I here?

02:15:02.600 Why?

02:15:03.540 What's the point of all this?

02:15:04.760 Why are they?

02:15:05.420 Pretty much just this.

02:15:07.600 your loved ones,

02:15:09.780 your family,

02:15:10.260 your friends,

02:15:10.820 like each other.

02:15:11.480 That's,

02:15:11.820 that's it.

02:15:14.280 That's it.

02:15:15.320 It's what,

02:15:15.860 you don't need to overcomplicate it.

02:15:24.100 I said that last week.

02:15:25.120 That's often,

02:15:25.780 I mean,

02:15:25.980 when people are about to die

02:15:27.020 or they think they're going to die

02:15:27.840 or they're afraid they're going to die,

02:15:28.640 their mind goes to,

02:15:29.540 their friends,

02:15:30.040 their family,

02:15:30.480 and their loved ones.

02:15:31.100 And that's the difference between

02:15:38.420 people like me

02:15:40.160 and people like Stephen Harper.

02:15:42.140 Maybe people like you

02:15:43.160 and people like politicians.

02:15:44.440 I don't see

02:15:45.400 the

02:15:46.280 rapidly eroding situation

02:15:48.180 of our country

02:15:48.720 as

02:15:49.020 an opportunity

02:15:50.040 to make money

02:15:50.980 or how is this going to affect

02:15:52.260 the economy?

02:15:55.780 Oh,

02:15:56.280 it's going to improve

02:15:57.000 our reputation

02:15:57.740 on the world stage

02:15:59.440 for diversity

02:16:00.060 and inclusion

02:16:00.660 and then we can

02:16:01.360 adhere to the UN guidelines.

02:16:03.400 Like,

02:16:03.500 it's just,

02:16:03.940 all I hear is

02:16:04.940 I'm not even,

02:16:10.280 I'm just,

02:16:11.400 I'm just looking at my daughter

02:16:13.360 going,

02:16:15.240 you're,

02:16:16.500 everything you're doing

02:16:17.040 is going to make everything

02:16:17.760 harder for her.

02:16:19.040 You're my enemy.

02:16:20.240 You are my mortal enemy.

02:16:23.620 I don't need a religion

02:16:24.720 to teach me that.

02:16:26.460 I don't need,

02:16:27.640 I don't need a book

02:16:29.180 to read.

02:16:30.060 I don't got to go to a seminar.

02:16:31.420 I'm going to sign up for classes.

02:16:32.480 I don't need a motivational speaker.

02:16:34.660 I don't need anything.

02:16:35.940 All I need is to just take one look at my family and my loved ones and my friends.

02:16:49.980 That's why.

02:16:52.900 That's the only thing that will sustain you.

02:16:56.300 That's the only thing you'll find satisfaction in, comfort in, longevity.

02:17:02.440 Because is it going to comfort you?

02:17:09.720 When you're old and dying, or maybe you're not going to be old.

02:17:12.060 Maybe you're going to be 47 and find out you got colon cancer.

02:17:14.860 Real advanced.

02:17:15.660 You're dying.

02:17:16.180 You're going to be dead soon, actually.

02:17:18.120 Good thing you made all that money that's pointless now.

02:17:21.240 It's totally meaningless.

02:17:22.040 Can't do anything.

02:17:26.300 If that's what your life was about, ultimately nothing.

02:17:30.220 In a hundred years, who gives a fuck?

02:17:33.100 Right?

02:17:36.800 Where's your money going?

02:17:37.980 Who has it now?

02:17:38.600 Who cares?

02:17:41.620 Who was the richest person in Italy in 1654?

02:17:51.020 Who fucking cares?

02:17:55.200 Oh, you should have seen their pool, though.

02:17:57.100 I don't.

02:17:57.840 Who cares?

02:17:58.620 No one gives a fuck.

02:18:01.840 You know what's left, though?

02:18:04.040 There are things from thousands of years ago.

02:18:06.560 And in between.

02:18:08.480 Monuments, artwork, writings.

02:18:10.460 Things that people did that were profound, that were monumentally, I mean, they changed the world.

02:18:31.160 And some of the things they would build to commemorate that.

02:18:34.360 This is not done on a pursuit of money.

02:18:37.240 People are too lazy.

02:18:46.100 Something else I've discovered.

02:18:47.200 You can't, you know, you can throw money at people sometimes to do things.

02:18:51.700 And they, if they're comfortable,

02:18:54.720 Once, there's a lot of people, once they get comfortable, they don't care anymore.

02:19:04.580 It's not really trying anymore.

02:19:05.820 It's like, why?

02:19:09.520 Why would you?

02:19:12.540 Why doesn't Conor McGregor fight anymore?

02:19:14.200 Why would he?

02:19:15.980 Why?

02:19:16.940 For five million bucks?

02:19:18.360 He's got like a billion dollars.

02:19:20.360 He gives a shit.

02:19:21.380 Why?

02:19:21.740 Why?

02:19:24.720 I mean, sure, there's probably a lot of people along the way that did it as a job.

02:19:33.000 And they had to eat and they had to do something.

02:19:34.240 So, yeah, I'm a fucking stonemason.

02:19:35.720 Whatever.

02:19:36.480 Cut rocks and shit, you know.

02:19:38.780 Haul them up the hill to the castle forever.

02:19:40.900 It would take three generations to build sometimes.

02:19:43.020 It, I read it in a, in a book somewhere or it's an old, um, it's some kind of parable.

02:19:52.020 It's some kind of nursery rhyme type, not a nursery rhyme, but an idiom.

02:19:57.920 It's an idiom.

02:19:58.900 I don't know what it is.

02:19:59.860 It's, it's like, you know, it's like I used to know.

02:20:05.240 But then, then Xanax.

02:20:07.760 And now it's like I, it's like I opened that drive and it's like, whoa, file corrupted.

02:20:18.320 Non-retrievable.

02:20:19.940 Yeah.

02:20:23.420 And then it's a bloody war then.

02:20:26.000 None of us, none of us, I don't think, went to Afghanistan for money.

02:20:45.140 No, none of us.

02:20:47.380 We could have got a job.

02:20:48.540 Man, the rigs were booming at that.

02:20:49.860 You make twice as much money being a rig pig in Alberta than you would in the military.

02:20:54.380 So why are these guys doing that?

02:20:56.900 20 years old.

02:20:57.800 Why would, it's not about the money.

02:20:59.960 It's about the experience.

02:21:00.980 It's about what it's a, what it is, what it means.

02:21:04.660 This is, this is the story of our people, of our existence.

02:21:07.900 Like we're, what are you talking about?

02:21:11.160 We believe we're engaged in a, in a fight here.

02:21:13.620 Like we're participating.

02:21:14.640 We're, yeah, we could go work there.

02:21:16.760 I could go play hockey.

02:21:17.980 I could, but I don't have time for that.

02:21:22.020 We're in a fight right now.

02:21:23.260 And someone, so I'm doing, helping with that because of what it means, because it's important

02:21:29.040 to me because that, and so on.

02:21:30.800 It's the passion.

02:21:32.100 It's the love for your, your own people, your, your, your world.

02:21:35.480 That's the only infinitely renewable resource in the world.

02:21:52.200 Is the, the love that you can have for your family, your friends, and your loved ones.

02:21:59.440 If it's, if it's real, it's forever.

02:22:06.120 And it.

02:22:14.220 Can inspire you to do anything, put up with anything, survive anything.

02:22:23.480 Conquer anything.

02:22:24.320 Because what's a bigger motivator?

02:22:37.540 Money, stuff, things.

02:22:41.260 When we used, when we would do these, they would run these.

02:22:43.620 Tryouts, basically.

02:22:49.260 These, these selection courses for these special operations units.

02:22:52.620 I mean, you get in, you make twice as much money, almost.

02:22:56.120 You might be an infantry corporal, but you make it 70 grand, 65 grand.

02:22:58.880 You get in here, especially, you know, DHTC, you're making 120, 130K.

02:23:03.940 Probably.

02:23:04.820 Right?

02:23:07.340 Sounds nice, doesn't it?

02:23:08.240 Does it sound nice when you're fucking rattling, your bones are rattling with hypothermia?

02:23:12.420 You haven't eaten in a day and a half?

02:23:14.240 You've got two broken feet.

02:23:16.860 You still have to walk 50 kilometers in the dark, in the rain.

02:23:21.940 You didn't know where you are.

02:23:25.720 That happened to a friend of mine.

02:23:33.140 You know.

02:23:33.640 You know what he told me when he was, when he was, we were drinking one night, years ago.

02:23:42.760 A little while before I got out.

02:23:44.060 And I was talking to him about that.

02:23:49.840 And he said that one of the staff, actually, was, like, trying to motivate him to get going.

02:23:54.540 He's like, he's running out of time.

02:23:55.560 You know, you only have so much time to complete all these events.

02:23:57.600 And he was just kind of taking a break, but also, like, mentally fucking destroyed.

02:24:01.100 Like, I'm, you know.

02:24:04.360 And he said, it's another fucking 60, 70 grand, man.

02:24:08.500 And walked away.

02:24:09.740 And that's what got him up.

02:24:11.080 Not because it was the money, but because he thought, who cares?

02:24:16.800 Just like that, all of a sudden, it fired him up.

02:24:19.200 You know what it was?

02:24:20.240 He said, I remember, I, it just, that's why I really, I, it all made sense.

02:24:25.040 I wanted to finish it and win and get in there because I would be the first, I would have been the first man in my family to do anything worth writing about.

02:24:35.320 And when I, if I have kids or grandkids, I want them to know that we're not fucking losers and we can do shit.

02:24:41.100 We're not a bunch of piss tank booze bags, can't finish high school, always going to jail, fucking, that's, no, we're not that.

02:24:48.760 But that's how you fucking get up and walk on two broken feet with hypothermia, borderline hypothermia.

02:25:03.120 That's how you survive everything.

02:25:07.180 Because what are you not willing to endure for the people you love?

02:25:14.020 Nothing.

02:25:14.340 So if you make your life about the people you love, you're fucking invincible.

02:25:20.700 Do you understand?

02:25:26.180 It's not hate that makes you powerful, it's the love for your own people.

02:25:29.300 Hate is a side effect.

02:25:31.140 The hate that comes is the emotional motivation to do what you need to do to protect the people you love from the things you should hate.

02:25:40.940 Evil things.

02:25:41.860 Hey, won't you never break me?

02:25:46.940 Read it all, give me your mission.

02:25:50.320 Hey, won't you never break me?

02:25:53.820 Play your hearted, play your hearted.

02:26:02.380 Brandon III says you can either have a Mosley mustache or a hip mustache.

02:26:07.980 Mosley had a good one, didn't he?

02:26:09.260 No, he did, uh, I know which one you mean now.

02:26:13.580 That's not my style, but I know what you mean.

02:26:16.880 It only works if you've got jet black hair.

02:26:19.520 It only works then.

02:26:21.680 Vince McMahon could do it.

02:26:23.020 I think Vince McMahon has a mustache like that right now.

02:26:25.700 Some of us have mustaches.

02:26:34.160 Some of us have mustaches.

02:26:35.380 And you don't.

02:26:36.600 Ha ha ha ha ha.

02:26:38.080 How does this keep getting turned around?

02:26:48.340 If only Vince was here, he'd know what to do.

02:26:57.800 He might just, Vince might just find one of the girls and poop on them.

02:27:00.720 I don't know.

02:27:03.780 When you become an indestructible billionaire that always wins, you get bored, there's nothing to do.

02:27:08.380 You've got unlimited power and you're like, uh, just basically acting out violent fantasies on TV for people for your own amusement.

02:27:15.760 You don't need the money anymore.

02:27:17.200 You got to do.

02:27:17.660 So like, I'm just going to start shitting on people.

02:27:19.260 I think.

02:27:20.760 Never done that before.

02:27:21.860 Maybe that's fun.

02:27:22.600 Let's try that.

02:27:23.800 And everyone's like, hey, Vince McMahon's.

02:27:26.120 You, you try it.

02:27:27.240 You try being.

02:27:27.800 I'd be the kind of guy that would be Vince McMahon's lawyer because it's like, I, this is, I like a challenge.

02:27:40.580 I think this will be fun.

02:27:41.840 You know, I think I can make this.

02:27:43.360 I think I can make this work, you know.

02:27:46.260 Oh, you like, not really, but I think this, uh, the love of the game, you know, uh, donkey dong long says I'm a bit of a benchmark myself.

02:27:57.380 For beard and stash.

02:27:58.700 Just saying.

02:27:59.260 Good work, though.

02:28:03.100 Uh, Swiss Daniel says for someone who has never rocked a mustache sure has a lot to say about the power of it.

02:28:08.180 You're an expert on perfect beards, but you're too.

02:28:10.180 Dude, I've been living under the tutelage of epic mustaches my whole life.

02:28:13.540 You don't, you don't just get to have one either.

02:28:16.020 You got to save it up.

02:28:18.340 And I also said this, like, you can't really do it when you're like 23, 20.

02:28:22.020 It's really hard to pull off.

02:28:23.720 It does make you look substantially older, though.

02:28:25.260 Mm-hmm.

02:28:27.380 There was nothing.

02:28:31.780 Everyone likes a good one.

02:28:32.840 There was a guy in my old unit who had, like, it was, it looked like he was out of the Boer War.

02:28:36.560 It looked like he was from an 1891 recruiting poster.

02:28:39.140 He looked like, like somebody from, an extra from Jumanji or something.

02:28:42.660 He'd have, like, the high khaki shorts and, like, a super long musket with the fucking pith helmet.

02:28:48.400 Like, that might as well have been him.

02:28:49.460 Everyone loved that mustache.

02:28:53.300 The regimen had a funeral the day he shaved it.

02:28:57.860 I think someone committed suicide, actually.

02:28:59.560 I don't know.

02:29:00.020 It got, it got real dark.

02:29:01.220 You know, that mustache was keeping a lot of people going.

02:29:03.120 So, don't underestimate it, man.

02:29:04.860 You're making jokes, but I'm, you know, this is war.

02:29:07.460 Okay?

02:29:08.560 Nut Boyce is coming in late.

02:29:10.400 You're hot as fuck.

02:29:11.160 I was, yeah, I was mad.

02:29:11.960 I am, I am pretty good looking.

02:29:13.140 I know.

02:29:13.700 Sorry.

02:29:15.200 Pitching in for the cast.

02:29:16.180 Catch you on the morning.

02:29:17.260 Fuck sakes.

02:29:18.040 Thanks, man.

02:29:18.580 I appreciate it.

02:29:19.560 Swiss Daniels says, fuck you.

02:29:20.640 Fuck you, too.

02:29:22.100 I'm not listening.

02:29:26.660 It's not a five o'clock shadow.

02:29:27.820 It's a, it's a, it's a foundation.

02:29:31.320 This is, this is clean shaven.

02:29:32.600 I can't, when I shave, it comes back immediately.

02:29:35.420 It's used to it.

02:29:36.240 I can't do it.

02:29:36.700 This is as low as it gets.

02:29:37.800 I can't do anything better than this.

02:29:40.080 Why are you, why do you care?

02:29:41.360 Why are you constantly commenting on my appearance?

02:29:48.820 It is, it is Gay Pride Month, isn't it?

02:29:57.820 We're two days in, three days in now.

02:30:03.960 It's past midnight.

02:30:04.620 What's going on over there, uh, Swiss dang, what are you dangling?

02:30:08.620 Exactly.

02:30:13.340 Oh, no, no, no, I'm not asking.

02:30:14.500 I'm just pointing out something I think has been long overlooked.

02:30:19.260 All the comments and the, you know, he tries to do it for cheap, too.

02:30:23.660 He tries to save money.

02:30:25.320 Are you gay and Jewish?

02:30:26.900 Is what I'm asking.

02:30:28.820 Because, I mean, he's around.

02:30:34.500 I've seen him.

02:30:35.100 Quick Dub has a baseball bat.

02:30:36.340 And, I mean, I'm just, I can just look over there and just not see anything that happens.

02:30:47.960 If you threaten to murder the audience regularly, it keeps them on their toes.

02:30:53.720 You want to be, you want to be liberal with it.

02:30:55.400 You want, you want to really, just, just threaten everyone.

02:30:58.440 Threaten your pets, your parents, people in the street.

02:31:01.040 Just get used to doing it.

02:31:02.060 Just do it a lot.

02:31:02.560 Start by shaking your fist at people for no reason.

02:31:10.000 In public.

02:31:10.660 That'd be fun.

02:31:12.420 That was fight club.

02:31:14.300 That's what we're going to start doing.

02:31:15.820 Dag club.

02:31:16.720 Go and just, uh, don't start a fight with somebody.

02:31:18.700 Just make eye contact.

02:31:20.300 So they see you.

02:31:21.160 Like, and maybe if they even say, well, just be like, just do that.

02:31:25.740 Like you're, and just walk away and say nothing.

02:31:28.580 And they'll be like, if we do it enough, it'll become a thing.

02:31:34.460 People will start posting on Reddit that it's happening and no one will understand where it's coming from or why.

02:31:39.200 People are just, what is that?

02:31:41.220 We should come up with some kind of, something we do when we encounter Indians.

02:31:58.800 I mean, you can't, you can't do that.

02:32:00.400 I mean, they'll arrest you.

02:32:01.320 It's ridiculous.

02:32:02.020 This place.

02:32:02.360 It has to be, it has to be something that doesn't make any sense except to us.

02:32:08.100 But they have to know that it isn't positive, but they can't say why exactly.

02:32:20.220 Imagine if everyone, every time you saw one or they said anything to you, you immediately just go like this.

02:32:26.580 No one, none of us will, will converse or deal with any of them.

02:32:31.260 If our, we have to have our way up here.

02:32:36.080 And never explain why.

02:32:39.100 Somebody comes to the door to deliver something.

02:32:40.900 It's an Indian guy.

02:32:42.940 Yes, put it on the door.

02:32:44.020 Thank you.

02:32:44.740 Goodbye.

02:32:50.440 Any, anyone really, anyone you don't like.

02:32:53.040 And it'll just wait till it gets on Reddit.

02:32:54.840 It'll start becoming a thing.

02:32:57.700 And hopefully, because we're running out of things.

02:33:02.060 I mean, we've, we've populated the, the ADL, the hate pedia, the, all these stupid, we've got a database of all the hate symbols and hate.

02:33:09.280 Yeah.

02:33:09.780 We're just, we're having a lot of fun with it.

02:33:11.260 Actually.

02:33:11.540 We got plaid shirts on there.

02:33:12.900 Um, we got letters and phrase slogans of made up things on there.

02:33:20.120 Uh, a black flag with a white line on it that I made on a toilet.

02:33:24.540 I was literally on the toilet with an, with a paint app on my phone.

02:33:27.980 That's a hate, like, right.

02:33:29.580 It's really easy.

02:33:30.580 So we could really make this into something, you know, just turn your nose up at them and don't make it look like, keep them in your periphery so you can keep an eye on them, but don't look at them.

02:33:43.440 Be like a, be like a statue of a Roman God.

02:33:47.760 They don't look at you.

02:33:48.880 They look through you or past you, you know, like you're just there.

02:33:51.820 Like you're not even there.

02:33:53.740 They're standing on the hilt of a sword.

02:34:03.380 Leave it in the driveway and go.

02:34:09.240 Drop me off at the airport.

02:34:17.560 Oh, you'd think you can't cause like social chaos.

02:34:22.440 Uh,

02:34:23.740 from like nonsense podcasts.

02:34:26.080 You should be fucking wrong.

02:34:27.280 You'd be wrong.

02:34:27.960 This whole country got turned upside down.

02:34:29.240 They wrote the, they did the emergency act over it.

02:34:31.680 It ruined Justin Trudeau's career.

02:34:33.920 D'Agalon destroyed Justin Trudeau.

02:34:35.580 That's what happened.

02:34:36.920 No, he never recovered from the emergency act and the emergency act was because of us.

02:34:41.160 So, you know, you're welcome.

02:34:45.140 Fuck.

02:34:45.940 What did you do?

02:34:46.760 Nothing.

02:34:50.060 I'm saving the ostriches.

02:34:51.720 Jesus Christ.

02:34:52.320 You know,

02:34:52.740 uh,

02:34:55.980 not voices.

02:34:56.600 I'm on the same boat.

02:34:57.540 When it comes to my boy,

02:34:58.540 the sun rises and sets on my day with him.

02:35:01.460 49 with a nine year old son.

02:35:02.540 I'm blessed to be here to be where I'm at.

02:35:05.180 I will die on that hill.

02:35:07.460 Yeah.

02:35:07.740 I mean,

02:35:08.080 you have to,

02:35:08.580 and it's not,

02:35:10.140 it's not even a question.

02:35:11.420 It's not even a hesitation.

02:35:12.340 It's not even like,

02:35:13.060 Oh,

02:35:13.220 I don't know if I,

02:35:13.960 it wouldn't even be,

02:35:15.060 you'd be happy to do it.

02:35:19.300 Because if you're in a situation like this is going to require my life to save my,

02:35:23.080 my family or my child or whatever,

02:35:24.720 like that's the trade.

02:35:25.660 It has,

02:35:26.040 there's no,

02:35:27.000 it,

02:35:27.200 there's no,

02:35:27.500 it's like a good.

02:35:28.560 Okay.

02:35:29.520 There's a lot of ways to die.

02:35:31.120 And a lot of them suck.

02:35:32.560 This one's pretty fucking cool.

02:35:37.460 It's like people think they're getting out a lot.

02:35:39.500 People think they're all going to get away or something.

02:35:42.280 Like it's going to happen.

02:35:45.140 Like,

02:35:45.560 you know,

02:35:45.900 think about it like poker,

02:35:46.880 right?

02:35:47.860 You face with a situation like that here,

02:35:49.580 what cards you get?

02:35:50.340 Fucking aces.

02:35:51.420 This is the best hand you're ever going to get.

02:35:53.240 You're going to die.

02:35:53.840 It might as well be now.

02:35:55.640 Saving your children or saving your wife or saving the,

02:35:58.900 city or the,

02:35:59.960 you know,

02:36:00.180 doing something awesome.

02:36:05.400 Not a lot of,

02:36:06.300 uh,

02:36:06.980 left wing liberal effeminate retards are going to do that.

02:36:10.300 Actually,

02:36:10.720 I don't think it ever happens.

02:36:15.040 They're entirely self-obsessed.

02:36:16.680 They don't sacrifice themselves for jack shit ever.

02:36:26.120 If there wasn't any notoriety in it,

02:36:27.920 if there wasn't any,

02:36:28.720 like social stat,

02:36:30.100 just imagine this,

02:36:31.280 no one will ever see or know anything that you've ever done or

02:36:34.940 contributed.

02:36:35.500 Are you still going to do it?

02:36:37.260 They're not doing shit,

02:36:38.400 right?

02:36:39.880 Uh,

02:36:40.280 that's not true over here.

02:36:41.140 There is,

02:36:41.580 there is lots,

02:36:43.580 maybe most of the people on our side,

02:36:46.420 no one will ever really know their names or what they did or how

02:36:49.320 they helped or whatever.

02:36:50.100 It's just going to be lost in the,

02:36:51.380 in the mess of it all.

02:36:52.640 Because that's not why they're here.

02:36:53.720 That's not why anybody's here.

02:36:54.680 It's not why anybody's doing any of it.

02:36:55.940 And most of them are fine with it because the,

02:37:00.500 the,

02:37:01.220 the more noticed you are,

02:37:03.380 the more likely your life is going to get a lot harder.

02:37:06.240 You don't get rewarded.

02:37:07.700 You get punished.

02:37:08.840 You get jailed.

02:37:09.940 You get the bank.

02:37:10.620 You get fucking people trying to stab you.

02:37:14.100 Uh,

02:37:14.540 Michael,

02:37:14.920 thank you very much,

02:37:15.520 sir.

02:37:15.740 And Scotian gentlemen says,

02:37:16.740 won't get cheated again.

02:37:19.180 Was that you who was talking to me earlier?

02:37:21.420 Um,

02:37:21.940 they don't know.

02:37:23.420 Hey,

02:37:24.000 don't they said,

02:37:25.920 Hey,

02:37:26.180 don't they know we do the eating,

02:37:28.420 not the other way around.

02:37:32.000 We'll see.

02:37:32.740 It's,

02:37:32.980 it's going to get ugly at some point.

02:37:35.400 Um,

02:37:35.740 Jared Russ over here.

02:37:40.280 I don't know what that means.

02:37:41.820 Swiss dangles is on one codfish killer.

02:37:43.540 Thank you very much,

02:37:44.060 man.

02:37:44.220 I appreciate it.

02:37:44.800 Intrusive says your mustache is like a skull mask.

02:37:48.260 You can't just order it off Amazon.

02:37:50.640 It must be earned.

02:37:52.780 Jenstein says,

02:37:53.340 you want to take a break to watch Stanley cup finals?

02:37:55.820 No,

02:37:56.020 is it,

02:37:56.400 is it probably is on.

02:37:57.660 I don't care.

02:37:58.900 I don't have any interest in it at all.

02:38:01.900 Um,

02:38:03.020 but you know what?

02:38:03.940 I hope there's a day that there is.

02:38:05.520 I hope in the future,

02:38:07.140 I hope in my fifties,

02:38:09.460 I,

02:38:09.880 I'm,

02:38:10.260 I like and enjoy hockey again.

02:38:12.560 And that will be because we're,

02:38:15.220 we're so we're doing well enough that I can,

02:38:19.600 you know,

02:38:20.140 just fucking relax,

02:38:23.120 you know,

02:38:23.820 probably not going to happen,

02:38:32.580 but wouldn't it be nice?

02:38:35.520 I just feel too guilt.

02:38:38.320 I feel too guilty.

02:38:39.180 Uh,

02:38:39.740 wasting,

02:38:40.240 just doing too much time with silly things.

02:38:42.800 And I just,

02:38:43.380 you know,

02:38:43.660 after all the virtue signaling and the BLM shit and the price,

02:38:46.520 Oh my God.

02:38:47.340 And the rainbow hockey tape night and the Punjabi dancing and the whole,

02:38:51.720 I can't dude.

02:38:52.980 There's it's too Jewish.

02:38:54.080 There's too much Gary Bettman in the NHL.

02:38:56.140 I can't,

02:38:56.480 I'm fucking out.

02:38:57.180 I've been out for a long time when they axed on cherry.

02:38:59.800 I was like,

02:39:00.140 Hmm,

02:39:01.160 CBC didn't win any points there.

02:39:04.560 NHL didn't stick up for him.

02:39:05.740 Nobody did.

02:39:06.280 Ron McClain did.

02:39:07.040 Nobody did.

02:39:08.400 And,

02:39:08.880 uh,

02:39:09.100 it's just been getting weaker and softer and gayer ever since the NHL is not

02:39:12.740 what it was 20,

02:39:13.460 25 years ago,

02:39:14.180 man.

02:39:14.480 Back then it was war,

02:39:16.700 you know,

02:39:17.320 guys were going on the ice with multiple concussions,

02:39:19.620 broken bones,

02:39:20.440 broken ribs,

02:39:21.200 shooting like,

02:39:22.760 you know,

02:39:23.680 painkillers into their shoulders,

02:39:24.960 which are separated.

02:39:25.820 So they like,

02:39:26.520 just,

02:39:27.240 you know,

02:39:27.460 it's not good,

02:39:28.200 but it's,

02:39:28.860 you know,

02:39:29.180 other men admire it.

02:39:30.580 Cause it's bad-ass.

02:39:31.400 It's like,

02:39:31.780 I'm willing to fucking suffer to,

02:39:34.600 to keep,

02:39:35.120 you know,

02:39:35.340 going forward.

02:39:36.380 Um,

02:39:37.220 the problem is that it's just sports though.

02:39:40.120 It's just sports.

02:39:41.020 And,

02:39:41.220 and because we have no real challenges,

02:39:43.580 no real threats,

02:39:44.340 no real,

02:39:44.880 well,

02:39:45.280 we do,

02:39:45.820 uh,

02:39:46.360 but you're not told about them.

02:39:47.500 You're told that everything's fine.

02:39:48.540 So it's just all of that energy is,

02:39:50.300 is poured into meaningless tribal competition,

02:39:53.440 like sports instead of,

02:39:55.820 you know,

02:39:57.320 real.

02:39:59.660 Did it crash?

02:40:01.900 Did not crash.

02:40:02.800 Excellent.

02:40:03.340 It doesn't usually happen.

02:40:04.740 All right.

02:40:05.020 What time we at?

02:40:06.000 You still got a little bit left.

02:40:07.400 Not much actually.

02:40:10.280 Nice mustache to make it go.

02:40:12.080 I still,

02:40:12.780 I don't know who said this,

02:40:13.760 but I want them to know that I think about this comment at least once a day for the last week now.

02:40:20.860 I don't remember who it was,

02:40:21.960 but someone in the rumble chat on one of the,

02:40:23.640 a stream,

02:40:24.320 like maybe two streams ago,

02:40:25.320 said,

02:40:26.200 we got to do something.

02:40:27.240 This mustache is going to his head.

02:40:31.400 I laugh about that at least once a day.

02:40:33.480 Now I'll be in the bathroom brushing my teeth and I'm like straightening it.

02:40:36.880 And I'll be like,

02:40:37.280 this is going to my head.

02:40:38.260 I got to do something.

02:40:39.180 They're going to do,

02:40:39.920 they're going to like kidnap me and shave it off.

02:40:42.700 You know,

02:40:44.220 but that's,

02:40:44.800 you know,

02:40:44.920 that could be the prophecy.

02:40:45.820 They're,

02:40:46.120 they're going to try to look,

02:40:47.800 I'm doing a lot.

02:40:48.500 I'm in the gym a lot.

02:40:49.200 I'm training a lot.

02:40:49.920 I'm getting,

02:40:50.360 you know,

02:40:50.560 my reflexes are,

02:40:51.560 it's getting quicker.

02:40:52.580 Like I'm going to,

02:40:53.660 I'm going to almost get out of the way.

02:40:54.980 It's going to be a glancing blow.

02:40:56.280 And you're just going to,

02:40:57.140 you're going to get this much of the mustache.

02:41:00.320 And I'm only going to have this much mustache.

02:41:02.020 And what,

02:41:02.940 what do you do then?

02:41:11.940 I mean,

02:41:12.400 think about it.

02:41:12.960 Like,

02:41:13.360 that's what happens to you.

02:41:15.040 You,

02:41:15.220 you wake up,

02:41:17.160 you don't wake up.

02:41:17.840 Just all of a sudden,

02:41:18.680 half your mustache is gone.

02:41:19.760 Like from here over.

02:41:25.380 Obviously you,

02:41:26.000 you got to shave it off.

02:41:29.100 Or do you?

02:41:32.020 You could even it out.

02:41:36.100 You could.

02:41:49.820 I know what I have to do.

02:41:52.060 I don't know if I have the strength to do it.

02:42:02.020 I'm just saying,

02:42:10.780 you don't know what you're doing.

02:42:11.680 If you try,

02:42:12.300 if you try and come at me and try to alter the fates of my fate,

02:42:15.540 like,

02:42:15.880 I don't know.

02:42:16.440 You don't,

02:42:16.700 you don't know what you're doing.

02:42:17.740 This is Pandora's box.

02:42:20.240 Every time I change something about my,

02:42:22.400 the world seems to shift in some radical way.

02:42:25.700 Yeah,

02:42:26.060 that's right.

02:42:26.460 The world revolves around how I shave now.

02:42:28.360 It's a better explanation than what most people got out there.

02:42:35.620 CERN,

02:42:36.380 monkey man statue.

02:42:38.420 Like,

02:42:38.560 what are you talking about?

02:42:40.320 My theory of that the world revolves around my mustache or lack thereof,

02:42:44.600 or status of,

02:42:45.420 in which is already superior to half of global religion.

02:42:50.120 Half already.

02:42:51.500 We're not even looking.

02:42:53.220 It's far.

02:42:54.060 It's far.

02:42:55.500 It's not even an argument.

02:42:59.300 And since I now have a mustache,

02:43:01.280 I'm wearing a tie.

02:43:02.180 Everything I say is,

02:43:03.440 is completely.

02:43:06.420 It's authority.

02:43:07.200 It might as well come from God.

02:43:08.140 I'm a white guy.

02:43:08.740 Look at me.

02:43:09.300 Look at me.

02:43:10.020 Right.

02:43:10.220 Look where I'm in the layer.

02:43:11.280 Okay.

02:43:14.320 Scientology.

02:43:16.320 Is it more likely Scientology is how the world works or the mustache?

02:43:24.560 Volcano aliens.

02:43:25.620 Really?

02:43:26.020 Right.

02:43:26.820 So,

02:43:27.160 I mean,

02:43:27.340 and they've got,

02:43:27.900 what do they have?

02:43:28.280 A billion dollars.

02:43:30.100 You guys,

02:43:30.540 I don't think you guys realize how far ahead we really are.

02:43:33.060 I don't,

02:43:33.340 I think we've got something here and all you're doing is just,

02:43:36.680 I feel like I could,

02:43:39.200 I could have invented,

02:43:40.260 you know,

02:43:42.120 like free energy or something.

02:43:43.860 And you'd be like,

02:43:44.200 doesn't even have porn.

02:43:46.360 I'm like,

02:43:46.740 I don't know.

02:43:48.720 I don't know what to do anymore.

02:43:51.780 We just got to show him,

02:43:52.700 Phil,

02:43:52.920 Phil's,

02:43:53.400 Phil's going to,

02:43:53.980 he's going to,

02:43:55.360 he's going to show how it can be weaponized.

02:44:00.260 In public on live television.

02:44:01.880 I think.

02:44:03.680 Iron Republic says,

02:44:04.580 I think your fake TV doctor salary just doubled.

02:44:06.640 Do the,

02:44:06.880 I hope it did.

02:44:07.900 Where's my stethoscope?

02:44:12.740 They only give these to doctors.

02:44:14.400 I couldn't,

02:44:14.780 I wouldn't even have one.

02:44:16.660 Look.

02:44:18.500 Now what?

02:44:19.720 Now what?

02:44:20.460 What?

02:44:20.700 Now my authority level just went up like 20 points.

02:44:29.980 Okay.

02:44:30.840 Listen,

02:44:31.680 whenever,

02:44:32.140 and they're trying to make it come back and they're not going to be able to make it come back because it would be the end of the world.

02:44:36.520 It'd be civil war.

02:44:38.020 Everyone would,

02:44:38.800 would freak out.

02:44:41.260 Right.

02:44:42.160 Oh,

02:44:42.640 there's a new COVID variant spreading.

02:44:44.480 Oh,

02:44:44.900 the world health organization said,

02:44:46.960 Oh,

02:44:47.120 there's a dominant variant strain.

02:44:48.940 Mm.

02:44:49.060 Mm.

02:44:50.540 Mm.

02:44:51.460 Yeah.

02:44:51.660 You know,

02:44:52.200 they disabled the comments on their posts because so many people were saying,

02:44:55.420 I'm going to fucking kill you.

02:44:56.860 I'm going to murder you.

02:44:59.160 Okay.

02:44:59.460 Moderna.

02:44:59.960 If I,

02:45:00.280 like,

02:45:00.520 if you try,

02:45:01.360 I will come to your house and kill you.

02:45:03.900 Stefan Bantsell,

02:45:05.080 chief executive officer of Moderna is what all of the anonymous comments on Twitter said.

02:45:10.800 Probably most,

02:45:11.580 a lot of them did.

02:45:12.160 There was a lot of nasty.

02:45:13.520 Yeah.

02:45:13.920 And not from just whoever,

02:45:19.300 like a lot of significant personalities were weighing in.

02:45:21.940 It's not going to happen.

02:45:24.700 Okay.

02:45:26.380 It would be,

02:45:27.020 it would be hilarious if they tried,

02:45:28.280 but you know,

02:45:29.180 just in case that's not enough to tell,

02:45:31.980 just remember if they try this shit and they're like,

02:45:34.160 Oh,

02:45:34.380 the science of the doctor,

02:45:36.320 trust it,

02:45:36.660 trust,

02:45:36.920 trust this fucking science.

02:45:38.100 Do you own a stethoscope?

02:45:50.380 You probably don't even own a suit and tie in the first place.

02:45:53.820 And can you grow a mustache this good?

02:45:57.160 Chances are no.

02:46:00.140 So when the science comes back to be trusted this season,

02:46:03.180 there's only one science that you need to trust,

02:46:04.960 can trust and ought to trust.

02:46:08.100 And it's staring right at you down the barrel of a mustache wearing a stethoscope.

02:46:14.620 And they only give these to doctors.

02:46:17.780 You can't buy these on Amazon for $10.

02:46:20.120 No,

02:46:21.240 you got to earn these through corrupt medical schools that just take money and pump out fake doctors.

02:46:27.520 That's how you do it.

02:46:33.240 Don't,

02:46:33.760 don't listen to them.

02:46:35.720 I said so.

02:46:36.680 Look at me.

02:46:37.120 I'm a doctor.

02:46:38.100 You might,

02:46:44.040 you might be laughing or going,

02:46:45.260 what an idiot.

02:46:45.880 Like,

02:46:46.080 no,

02:46:46.240 that worked.

02:46:46.780 That worked on mostly everyone that worked on 80 or 90% of the population.

02:46:51.320 They just put someone on TV.

02:46:53.400 They've never heard of in their life.

02:46:55.320 They put on a white coat and one of those,

02:46:58.200 and they wrote expert on the screen.

02:47:00.700 And people just went,

02:47:01.640 I'll let you fuck my mouth.

02:47:02.980 I'll do whatever you want.

02:47:04.280 You do whatever you want to me.

02:47:09.520 That's it.

02:47:10.240 That's all.

02:47:10.620 I'm convinced.

02:47:11.320 That's all I needed to know.

02:47:12.440 I'm a grown adult in the world in 2020 or 21 or 22 or 23.

02:47:17.560 And I blindly trust injecting myself with some mystery substance because a stranger on a television I've never heard of before told me it was a good idea.

02:47:29.900 That's all I need to know.

02:47:34.900 Oh,

02:47:35.840 well,

02:47:36.220 everybody was doing it.

02:47:37.500 If everybody was going down to the gay pride parade to get sodomized by a unicorn,

02:47:43.540 would you do it too?

02:47:45.340 Would you do that too?

02:47:50.540 Would you?

02:47:54.120 Oh,

02:47:54.620 I rambled and fucked around so much.

02:47:56.100 There's,

02:47:56.420 you know,

02:47:57.060 basically no time left.

02:47:58.220 And there's a lot of crap.

02:47:59.780 I could have a lot of Indian stuff.

02:48:01.360 Not,

02:48:01.540 not good.

02:48:02.140 You know,

02:48:04.000 not good.

02:48:05.160 But we could save it.

02:48:07.220 It's not going anywhere.

02:48:08.280 I don't think it's going to change anything.

02:48:11.780 You know,

02:48:12.680 and maybe they'll go to war.

02:48:13.680 Maybe they'll do it.

02:48:14.180 Maybe India and Pakistan will take each other.

02:48:15.540 Like,

02:48:16.140 we got to stop taking them,

02:48:17.900 you know,

02:48:18.120 so lightly because if we do have to fight them,

02:48:19.960 guys,

02:48:20.120 it's going to be serious.

02:48:20.960 Like,

02:48:21.100 look,

02:48:21.260 they have,

02:48:21.700 they have militaries.

02:48:22.600 They have guys too.

02:48:23.380 They look,

02:48:25.080 look,

02:48:25.280 he can look at that.

02:48:37.220 What the fuck was that?

02:49:00.860 I'm going to watch.

02:49:01.620 This is amazing.

02:49:07.380 I haven't been this intimidated since,

02:49:09.360 uh,

02:49:09.900 since I thought Skynet was real.

02:49:12.700 Now,

02:49:13.240 this is my favorite part where I don't know which one is which.

02:49:17.380 It's Pakistan and India,

02:49:18.720 I think.

02:49:19.140 So,

02:49:19.420 I mean,

02:49:20.080 just different flavors of Jeets.

02:49:23.580 And one of them goes like this,

02:49:26.020 like bumps the buttstock of his rifle on the ground.

02:49:29.980 And then the other guy does it back to him.

02:49:32.460 Like they're fighting.

02:49:34.100 Like he's returning.

02:49:37.420 Oh yeah,

02:49:38.040 me too.

02:49:39.220 While they're holding the flag as high as they can to show something.

02:49:44.960 And,

02:49:45.360 um,

02:49:46.160 they've got fans on their heads in case it gets hot.

02:49:49.220 Cause it is hot in that part of the world.

02:49:50.220 You can take it off.

02:49:50.800 You can use it as a fan.

02:49:52.580 Um,

02:49:53.120 you know,

02:49:54.520 there's people are watching this for some reason.

02:49:59.460 It's because they're taking a picture.

02:50:02.300 It's really impressive.

02:50:03.300 You know,

02:50:03.500 when you think about it,

02:50:04.140 it's the discipline it would take.

02:50:05.400 You have to do that.

02:50:07.240 Imagine how long he had to train to do that.

02:50:10.860 I mean,

02:50:11.060 I've done a lot of parade drill and you've got to put some time in.

02:50:13.540 It's hours and hours,

02:50:14.480 man.

02:50:14.660 It's not just something you can do.

02:50:15.460 Like,

02:50:15.700 look,

02:50:15.860 he kicks high like that.

02:50:17.460 And then he kind of hops and steps and does a whole different thing.

02:50:20.840 I mean,

02:50:20.960 there's real no uniformity,

02:50:22.320 anything he's doing,

02:50:22.700 but then look at this.

02:50:24.020 Look at that vertical leap.

02:50:25.240 He goes up on his actual toes.

02:50:28.580 He's on his toes.

02:50:31.520 What do you want?

02:50:32.580 You guys,

02:50:33.220 are you fucking serious?

02:50:34.620 This is the most incredible display of athleticism I have ever seen.

02:50:39.240 It's Monday night.

02:50:40.180 Jeans.

02:50:40.700 We are here.

02:50:41.620 We are live.

02:50:42.460 And they are doing some athletic shit.

02:50:45.740 You wouldn't fucking believe it if I told you.

02:50:49.000 So I got to show you.

02:50:50.920 Let's go down to the floor.

02:50:54.480 People around the world have been waiting for this all year long,

02:50:59.400 Dave.

02:50:59.860 Before the hostilities begin,

02:51:03.680 we are going to get through the tip dance,

02:51:07.180 tip toe dance of death.

02:51:10.980 The tip toe dance of death is a cultural norm in India and Pakistan.

02:51:14.680 It is meant to show the enemy how quiet they can be sneaking around your house at night

02:51:21.720 while holding your infant child they've stolen out of their crib over their head.

02:51:27.700 As you can see,

02:51:28.260 this guy's walking.

02:51:28.880 He's not making any mistakes.

02:51:30.900 He's kind of come forward and stop.

02:51:32.840 He's it's a barrage,

02:51:34.480 a left and a right.

02:51:35.200 And whoa,

02:51:35.580 well,

02:51:36.300 he's up on his toes.

02:51:38.500 He stood up on his toes and that is going to take it.

02:51:41.340 Everybody that's going to do it.

02:51:43.900 No answer from Pakistan or is that how who gives a shit?

02:51:47.040 Really?

02:51:47.860 Once you've held the flag,

02:51:49.140 I mean,

02:51:49.400 no,

02:51:49.600 and I've never seen this before in my life of you,

02:51:52.060 Dave.

02:51:55.000 You know,

02:51:55.620 Donnie,

02:51:56.080 this is,

02:51:56.540 this is unprecedented.

02:51:57.160 You know,

02:51:58.040 sometimes you get a taller guy.

02:52:00.100 You get another guy to hold them up.

02:52:02.180 I never have I seen it.

02:52:03.640 This is advancement.

02:52:04.820 This is evolution.

02:52:06.340 This is a people getting smarter,

02:52:08.840 getting harder.

02:52:09.880 They're starting to stand on their toes and they're starting to understand spatial awareness.

02:52:16.380 He's starting to understand where his body is in relation to the world around him.

02:52:21.160 And this is a significant development for all G to read.

02:52:23.380 Back to you,

02:52:24.000 Dave.

02:52:25.140 I thought I was Dave.

02:52:26.360 Either way,

02:52:27.040 bright future.

02:52:29.840 The world of Jeets are in good hands.

02:52:31.560 Great.

02:52:31.960 I'm glad we gave them nuclear weapons.

02:52:33.840 Let's go worry about that now.

02:52:36.420 I'm going to go get drunk because this is ridiculous.

02:52:40.620 I went to school for this.

02:52:42.800 Are you kidding me?

02:52:43.720 I wanted to be a journalist.

02:52:46.520 I wanted to be a journalist.

02:52:46.640 I wanted to be a journalist.

02:52:46.660 I wanted to be a journalist.

02:52:46.680 God damn it.

02:52:48.180 Is this on still?

02:52:50.280 I don't give a fuck.

02:52:53.600 I don't give a fuck who's going to replace me.

02:52:53.660 No one.

02:52:54.000 No one else will tolerate this job.

02:52:58.540 That does it.

02:52:59.160 That's it.

02:52:59.420 That's it.

02:52:59.760 That's it.

02:53:00.360 That was all I had.

02:53:01.260 Monday night January.

02:53:02.080 It's a no,

02:53:03.040 there's a lot more.

02:53:03.900 There could be a lot more.

02:53:04.800 It's just,

02:53:05.240 it's late.

02:53:06.320 And,

02:53:06.540 and here's how,

02:53:09.660 you know,

02:53:10.060 there's going to be a lot more because we're just unsatisfied yet.

02:53:13.820 You know,

02:53:14.080 we've only,

02:53:15.060 and you know,

02:53:17.560 the Reddit people do the whatabouts.

02:53:21.620 817,000 new immigrants in the first four months of 2025.

02:53:24.300 Like actually,

02:53:25.100 bro,

02:53:25.420 that just mean,

02:53:26.180 well,

02:53:26.920 it's permits being renewed and it's people that weren't really considered permanent status,

02:53:31.200 but now there's been,

02:53:31.860 shut the fuck.

02:53:33.880 817,000 people were added to the manifest in the first four months of the year.

02:53:39.660 Most of them Indian,

02:53:41.320 maybe all of them Indian.

02:53:43.980 That's a million fucking people.

02:53:45.560 Almost guys.

02:53:49.700 There's only one.

02:53:51.380 What is it?

02:53:51.660 1.2 or 3 million people in all of Nova Scotia.

02:53:55.360 Saskatchewan too.

02:53:56.020 It's about the same size population wise.

02:53:59.760 So we just added Saskatchewan,

02:54:02.780 but full of Indians just to the first four months.

02:54:07.900 They're all doctors and engineers though.

02:54:10.000 So everything's going to get real cheap soon because they're all going to invent new and amazing ways for us to live like trash piles and shitting in the street.

02:54:17.860 We'll save a lot of money.

02:54:19.260 We'll save a lot of money.

02:54:20.400 If you just shit in the street instead of using,

02:54:22.860 using our sanitation systems,

02:54:24.020 which are expensive to maintain.

02:54:26.020 Why buddy?

02:54:26.800 Why would you spend money on it?

02:54:28.060 You can just shit right there.

02:54:29.280 You have great lake.

02:54:31.120 We have five great lake.

02:54:33.160 India does not have any lake.

02:54:34.720 It has rivers and you still have a little dolphin,

02:54:37.500 dolphin fish in there and you can fuck it.

02:54:40.240 You can fuck the dolphin.

02:54:41.160 But they're all dead.

02:54:41.960 We fucked them to death.

02:54:43.060 There is no lake.

02:54:43.860 You have a great lake.

02:54:44.920 Lake you're on.

02:54:45.940 Lake Ontario.

02:54:47.120 Lake other lakes.

02:54:48.640 And you're just shit and they're endless.

02:54:50.440 It's giant toilet.

02:54:54.080 Who was that?

02:54:56.000 That was the deputy leader of the conservative party.

02:54:58.860 Oh.

02:55:01.420 Oh.

02:55:03.840 Things are good.

02:55:06.300 CBC is like,

02:55:07.080 this is the,

02:55:07.600 you know,

02:55:07.860 we're so diverse now.

02:55:10.900 Buddy.

02:55:14.580 That's Canada.

02:55:15.920 That's how it's always been.

02:55:18.240 That's how it's always been.

02:55:19.800 How about just the last two years though?

02:55:22.500 I like this one.

02:55:23.440 This is good.

02:55:25.300 Hmm.

02:55:26.680 Hmm.

02:55:28.000 Hmm.

02:55:28.560 Two and a half million people.

02:55:30.460 In the last two years.

02:55:31.740 And they've added 260,000 jobs.

02:55:34.620 Meaning,

02:55:36.000 you know,

02:55:36.920 potentially,

02:55:37.600 probably,

02:55:38.920 that means,

02:55:40.140 two million Canadians,

02:55:42.080 or two point,

02:55:42.780 two and a quarter million Canadians

02:55:43.960 are not going to have jobs.

02:55:45.540 Because the jobs that they,

02:55:46.940 you know,

02:55:47.160 could have had,

02:55:48.960 who's at the front of the line,

02:55:50.840 you know?

02:55:51.640 And the 260,000 jobs they added.

02:55:53.840 So basically,

02:55:54.580 if you were in the competition for a job

02:55:57.060 and couldn't really get one

02:55:58.500 because all the Indians

02:55:59.660 are subsidized at 50 to 70%

02:56:01.540 by the corporate tax,

02:56:02.620 you know,

02:56:03.160 subsidies they're given by the state.

02:56:05.860 The line just got

02:56:07.400 two and a half million people longer,

02:56:09.160 actually.

02:56:11.920 So they added,

02:56:12.820 yeah,

02:56:13.020 260,000 jobs,

02:56:14.160 but 2.5 million people.

02:56:16.080 So you didn't get closer

02:56:18.260 to,

02:56:18.860 you know,

02:56:19.460 a better,

02:56:19.920 you got a lot further away,

02:56:21.100 actually.

02:56:24.600 Just to,

02:56:26.300 it's normal,

02:56:27.040 right?

02:56:28.300 So what's,

02:56:29.160 what's extreme,

02:56:29.920 what's the definition of extremism?

02:56:32.000 Is it words

02:56:33.180 or is it actions?

02:56:35.320 Is it things you say

02:56:36.800 or is it things you do?

02:56:38.960 Are things you do

02:56:40.180 or things you say

02:56:41.680 more important?

02:56:42.880 What do you think?

02:56:44.880 What do we think?

02:56:49.240 Probably,

02:56:49.700 probably mouth sound.

02:56:50.920 Probably sounds you make

02:56:52.000 with your face

02:56:52.740 is the most important

02:56:54.220 and,

02:56:55.000 you know,

02:56:55.300 putting a fucking knife

02:56:56.480 into someone's face

02:56:57.380 is like,

02:56:57.920 that's just a cultural expression

02:57:00.920 of frustration

02:57:02.420 and they should be on parole.

02:57:04.380 They should be on bail

02:57:05.020 and,

02:57:07.700 and probably

02:57:08.360 given some money

02:57:09.660 to start a business.

02:57:11.540 Right?

02:57:11.940 Because they're,

02:57:12.640 they need your help.

02:57:14.800 They need your help.

02:57:16.080 It's important.

02:57:17.600 Um,

02:57:17.900 I like this one.

02:57:20.440 A,

02:57:20.580 a bankrupt,

02:57:21.320 Microsoft-backed company,

02:57:22.680 an AI company,

02:57:23.740 uh,

02:57:23.980 wasn't an AI company.

02:57:25.980 It was just staffing,

02:57:27.820 it,

02:57:27.980 it was Indians

02:57:28.840 pretending to be AI

02:57:30.480 and ripping people off.

02:57:33.760 British AI startup

02:57:34.820 backed by Microsoft

02:57:35.660 and Qatar Investment Authority,

02:57:37.580 Builder.ai,

02:57:38.320 filed for bankruptcy

02:57:39.060 after its CEO said

02:57:40.220 a major creditor

02:57:41.060 had seized

02:57:41.860 most of its cash.

02:57:42.760 Yeah,

02:57:42.880 because they're telling investors

02:57:43.800 it's an AI,

02:57:44.560 it's not an AI,

02:57:45.260 it's 700 Indians.

02:57:48.800 700 Indians.

02:57:52.780 I mean,

02:57:54.020 how,

02:57:54.360 how big is your company?

02:57:56.020 700?

02:57:58.760 That's a big call center.

02:58:00.260 It is a call center,

02:58:01.320 isn't it?

02:58:01.720 Wow,

02:58:02.000 look at that.

02:58:02.380 startup builder AI

02:58:07.240 offered to write

02:58:07.860 any application

02:58:08.600 like in a constructor

02:58:10.000 by selecting

02:58:13.020 the necessary functions.

02:58:13.940 In reality,

02:58:15.660 customer requests

02:58:17.000 were sent

02:58:19.760 to the Indian office

02:58:20.720 where 700 Indians

02:58:21.880 would write the code

02:58:23.080 instead of AI.

02:58:24.400 With the help of this scam,

02:58:25.580 the startup

02:58:25.860 attracted $445 million

02:58:27.480 in major IT giants,

02:58:30.540 including Microsoft.

02:58:31.180 at the same time

02:58:32.040 the application

02:58:32.480 was written by AI

02:58:33.560 constantly glitched,

02:58:35.280 the code was unreadable,

02:58:36.320 the functions didn't work,

02:58:37.220 in general,

02:58:37.600 everything was like

02:58:38.260 real artificial intelligence.

02:58:40.940 Yeah.

02:58:41.540 It was a,

02:58:42.680 it didn't work

02:58:43.300 and it was shitty

02:58:43.820 and broken

02:58:44.280 and didn't make sense

02:58:45.000 and was garbage.

02:58:45.800 Yeah,

02:58:46.040 because it was Indian.

02:58:48.420 Nothing good

02:58:49.220 comes out of India.

02:58:50.180 Never has.

02:58:53.380 I'll wait.

02:58:54.360 I'll,

02:58:54.720 can you,

02:58:55.300 let's see it.

02:58:57.140 Show me something

02:58:58.060 from India

02:58:58.780 that genuinely,

02:59:01.160 sincerely came

02:59:01.960 from the Indian people

02:59:03.700 that I would find

02:59:04.840 interesting or impressive

02:59:05.920 in any way.

02:59:07.160 I would love,

02:59:07.700 I'd be fascinated to see it.

02:59:09.020 I know it doesn't exist

02:59:10.100 because they would have been,

02:59:13.040 you know,

02:59:13.400 very quick to bring that up

02:59:14.760 by now.

02:59:15.740 It's been years.

02:59:16.940 They,

02:59:17.280 they have this,

02:59:18.400 they have call center scams.

02:59:19.600 On the line here

02:59:20.540 are Canadian seniors

02:59:21.680 giving out their

02:59:23.480 social insurance numbers

02:59:24.460 and credit card information

02:59:25.380 to people who they think

02:59:26.260 work at Microsoft

02:59:27.200 but it's,

02:59:27.860 it's,

02:59:28.260 it's just Pinder

02:59:29.120 and his buddies.

02:59:31.340 There's Kupreet over there.

02:59:32.480 There's Sukhdeep over there.

02:59:33.540 Actually,

02:59:33.840 I think I recognize that guy.

02:59:35.880 He looks familiar there.

02:59:37.240 That guy at the end,

02:59:37.920 is that,

02:59:38.560 that,

02:59:38.880 yeah,

02:59:39.100 I think that is him.

02:59:41.100 That's him.

02:59:42.240 What's he doing?

02:59:43.960 Oh,

02:59:44.340 voyeurism.

02:59:45.940 Oh,

02:59:46.400 he was,

02:59:46.780 uh,

02:59:47.520 filming,

02:59:48.260 uh,

02:59:48.860 filming children

02:59:49.660 in a,

02:59:50.280 in a shopping center bathroom.

02:59:53.160 Oh,

02:59:53.640 it was Jaron

02:59:54.700 Nithian Natharajah.

03:00:00.960 Jeez.

03:00:01.520 I could,

03:00:01.840 I always had a trouble

03:00:02.500 with that name

03:00:03.360 and McDonald.

03:00:05.200 I mean,

03:00:05.640 some Canadian names

03:00:06.660 are just really hard to say.

03:00:08.540 Uh,

03:00:08.740 according to authorities,

03:00:09.520 the victims was

03:00:10.060 in a change room

03:00:11.460 at a shopping center

03:00:12.640 in the area of Hoover Park Drive

03:00:13.780 and Rouge View Avenue.

03:00:15.900 Really?

03:00:16.560 In a shopping center?

03:00:18.100 I heard on one of these

03:00:19.220 alt-right extremist podcasts

03:00:20.600 that shopping centers

03:00:21.420 are like a predatory zone

03:00:23.080 for Indians and migrants

03:00:24.760 to like abduct people

03:00:26.280 and molest children and women

03:00:27.560 and follow them

03:00:28.100 into change rooms and stuff,

03:00:29.100 but that's just misinformation

03:00:30.340 and that's just,

03:00:31.680 this is hate.

03:00:33.940 Yep.

03:00:35.100 Yep.

03:00:35.720 That's what it is.

03:00:36.640 Um,

03:00:37.740 Toronto's doing good.

03:00:38.560 Broad daylight.

03:00:39.600 These two criminals

03:00:40.340 have come to this home

03:00:41.020 to break through the door.

03:00:42.440 This is what is happening

03:00:43.500 across our country.

03:00:44.360 Look at this.

03:00:45.180 It is literally,

03:00:45.720 so when I'm like,

03:00:46.240 yeah,

03:00:46.480 vigilantism is an option,

03:00:47.960 guys.

03:00:49.600 I'm not saying

03:00:50.260 do it or don't do it.

03:00:51.200 I'm saying

03:00:51.660 it's a thing that exists.

03:00:53.320 That's all I'm doing.

03:00:54.060 I'm just bringing that up

03:00:55.560 that that's something

03:00:56.580 that's happened before

03:00:57.500 is when the forces,

03:01:01.980 if they exist,

03:01:02.940 to protect the people,

03:01:04.600 the public,

03:01:05.080 the property,

03:01:05.620 the town,

03:01:06.080 whatever,

03:01:06.880 are incapable,

03:01:08.120 overwhelmed,

03:01:09.320 disinterested.

03:01:10.100 They're just not doing their job

03:01:11.240 one way or the other.

03:01:11.940 And you're basically

03:01:14.820 expecting people

03:01:15.720 to just roll over

03:01:16.920 and accept it.

03:01:17.740 Well,

03:01:20.220 no,

03:01:22.200 that's not acceptable.

03:01:23.880 So what men will do,

03:01:26.160 you know,

03:01:26.440 not little,

03:01:27.760 can I have permission

03:01:29.040 to defend my family

03:01:30.280 from home invaders?

03:01:31.340 No,

03:01:32.260 Justin Trudeau said

03:01:33.300 you're not allowed

03:01:33.980 and Stephen Harper agreed.

03:01:37.120 I'm not asking

03:01:38.180 anybody's permission.

03:01:39.100 It's just going to get handled.

03:01:40.380 If you lived,

03:01:40.960 if this was your neighborhood,

03:01:41.940 and this happened

03:01:42.740 two or three times

03:01:43.640 in a month,

03:01:44.340 what are you doing about that?

03:01:46.420 Are you just going to

03:01:46.960 continue on with your life

03:01:48.460 as if that's not

03:01:49.220 becoming a thing

03:01:50.060 where you live?

03:01:50.740 Or are you going to take

03:01:51.540 measures to secure your home?

03:01:53.040 Maybe you're going to put

03:01:53.500 bars on your windows.

03:01:54.280 Maybe you're going to get

03:01:54.760 some weapons.

03:01:56.640 Both good ideas.

03:01:58.040 The best idea

03:01:58.860 is to create

03:01:59.740 a community neighborhood watch.

03:02:01.620 That's where that comes from too.

03:02:03.780 You just don't call the police.

03:02:05.180 That's a mistake

03:02:05.800 because you're going to be

03:02:06.460 the ones who go to jail.

03:02:09.900 Because what are the police

03:02:10.820 supposed to be doing?

03:02:11.360 You know,

03:02:11.780 watching the neighborhood

03:02:12.700 for literally this.

03:02:17.360 And they're not

03:02:18.480 and can't

03:02:19.360 and don't seem

03:02:19.960 to fucking care.

03:02:21.960 So,

03:02:22.680 if it's,

03:02:24.160 if a job

03:02:25.280 that must be done

03:02:26.460 is not getting done,

03:02:28.180 someone else

03:02:28.720 is going to do it

03:02:29.600 sooner or later.

03:02:31.560 I bet a lot of cops

03:02:36.680 are probably,

03:02:37.240 I hope,

03:02:37.780 you know what?

03:02:40.060 I would,

03:02:40.800 if I was one of them,

03:02:42.160 something like that

03:02:42.980 started to happen,

03:02:43.480 I'd be like,

03:02:44.560 I didn't see shit.

03:02:45.260 I don't know.

03:02:45.540 What?

03:02:46.940 Vigil what?

03:02:47.460 Who?

03:02:47.760 We're really crazy.

03:02:49.200 No,

03:02:49.360 I didn't see anything.

03:02:49.980 Literally sitting

03:02:52.260 in my patrol car

03:02:52.940 watching a bunch

03:02:53.460 of guys with masks

03:02:54.100 run down the street.

03:02:55.560 Must be Halloween

03:02:56.360 in July.

03:02:57.140 I don't know.

03:02:58.980 What?

03:02:59.420 I wasn't paying attention.

03:03:00.240 I was looking at my phone.

03:03:00.960 Did somebody run by?

03:03:01.840 What happened?

03:03:02.580 Huh?

03:03:02.680 At the end of the day,

03:03:05.920 you got to pick a side,

03:03:07.900 you know,

03:03:08.220 the side of the,

03:03:09.500 my job,

03:03:10.400 my career,

03:03:10.980 my whatever.

03:03:11.460 Yeah.

03:03:12.620 Because it was money

03:03:13.440 first time,

03:03:14.000 right?

03:03:14.180 When,

03:03:14.440 when,

03:03:14.940 when they asked

03:03:15.540 for your loyalty

03:03:16.040 the first time,

03:03:16.680 it was for money.

03:03:19.000 My COVID,

03:03:19.940 right?

03:03:21.120 Now,

03:03:21.620 you might have to sacrifice

03:03:22.560 the lives of your loved ones.

03:03:24.340 How about that?

03:03:25.180 I mean,

03:03:25.420 you might have already.

03:03:27.540 That needle wasn't very nice

03:03:28.800 to a lot of people,

03:03:29.400 was it?

03:03:30.960 Neither is this.

03:03:31.660 Neither is this.

03:03:33.340 So,

03:03:34.000 who do you want to,

03:03:35.200 who do you want to protect?

03:03:36.120 Because you,

03:03:36.540 there's a fight happening.

03:03:37.400 There's the native Canadians

03:03:38.560 meaning us.

03:03:41.120 This is our home.

03:03:42.180 It's the only one we have.

03:03:43.680 This is where we're from.

03:03:44.860 This is where we're made.

03:03:45.740 It's called Canada for a reason.

03:03:47.160 And then there's this.

03:03:52.280 We're not going to get along.

03:03:53.340 So whose side are you on?

03:03:56.180 Probably eventually going to take

03:03:57.300 the side of the people

03:03:57.800 that look like you

03:03:58.520 and are related to you

03:04:00.480 and speak your language.

03:04:01.940 Literally.

03:04:02.740 You know,

03:04:02.960 English.

03:04:07.620 Begrudgingly,

03:04:08.020 as many people

03:04:08.480 are going to feel about that.

03:04:09.200 That's,

03:04:09.560 that's really the only out

03:04:11.820 for them,

03:04:12.380 right?

03:04:12.840 Because the public sentiment

03:04:14.360 is going to,

03:04:14.820 is going to

03:04:15.320 go in a certain direction.

03:04:17.800 It is already going there.

03:04:19.220 And,

03:04:19.760 you know,

03:04:21.220 you can't,

03:04:24.140 you can't be in both camps.

03:04:25.820 Didn't you sign up

03:04:30.600 to protect the neighborhood?

03:04:31.540 Didn't you,

03:04:31.840 didn't you sign up to,

03:04:33.320 right?

03:04:34.080 So,

03:04:35.360 do it or somebody else

03:04:36.140 is going to.

03:04:37.800 Early in the middle

03:04:38.700 of the day,

03:04:39.420 they casually walk up

03:04:40.840 and now they're trying

03:04:41.820 to go ahead,

03:04:42.620 break down this door.

03:04:43.560 That is why

03:04:44.180 it's so important.

03:04:45.740 You have to reinforce

03:04:46.460 your doors.

03:04:47.360 They're still struggling.

03:04:48.460 Look at this.

03:04:49.260 They're trying to kick it down.

03:04:50.460 They're not able

03:04:51.200 to get into it.

03:04:51.880 I hate that stupid,

03:04:52.760 like,

03:04:53.000 they think it's like

03:04:53.920 this creepy sound.

03:04:55.160 They put all these videos

03:04:55.980 is stuck,

03:04:56.580 like.

03:05:00.740 I've also never done this,

03:05:02.000 by the way,

03:05:02.320 because I just,

03:05:03.520 I can't,

03:05:04.560 I can't do this to myself.

03:05:05.820 This,

03:05:06.080 this whole,

03:05:06.600 like,

03:05:07.240 I'm going to take a video

03:05:08.340 and just put my face

03:05:09.620 over the video.

03:05:10.720 Like,

03:05:11.080 my face has nothing

03:05:11.960 to do with it.

03:05:12.920 Adds nothing but distracts

03:05:14.460 from the content of the video.

03:05:15.680 But I need you to see my face

03:05:17.680 pointing at the video

03:05:18.980 that you're already looking at

03:05:20.020 so that you can enjoy it properly.

03:05:22.620 Yeah.

03:05:23.160 No.

03:05:23.740 Oh,

03:05:24.100 I'm okay.

03:05:25.140 This door has been reinforced

03:05:26.720 with locks,

03:05:28.520 with deeper screws.

03:05:30.060 Now they bail.

03:05:30.820 A shotgun works really well,

03:05:32.380 actually.

03:05:33.080 This is why it's so important.

03:05:34.840 This is crazy to me.

03:05:36.180 We live in a first world country.

03:05:38.060 It's crazy to you

03:05:38.880 because you're not paying attention

03:05:39.900 and I can tell your testosterone

03:05:41.180 levels around,

03:05:42.260 you know,

03:05:43.700 what is a house cat

03:05:45.100 walking around with?

03:05:46.460 And this is what they're doing

03:05:47.860 in the middle of the day.

03:05:49.240 What has Canada turned to?

03:05:50.860 I'm being dead serious.

03:05:51.880 How can they just come up

03:05:53.260 in broad daylight?

03:05:54.200 Did you see any hesitancy?

03:05:56.040 Nothing.

03:05:56.540 They're not scared

03:05:57.300 whatsoever

03:05:58.460 to break into your home.

03:06:00.440 It's unbelievable.

03:06:01.640 Okay, okay.

03:06:02.660 Well, you know,

03:06:03.280 as a very soft,

03:06:04.500 clearly gay man,

03:06:05.600 I'll explain this to you.

03:06:06.920 They're from a different part

03:06:08.480 of the world.

03:06:08.860 They're different people.

03:06:09.860 They're not like us.

03:06:10.960 They're from somewhere else.

03:06:12.020 They're a totally different

03:06:13.660 composition of person.

03:06:16.240 And this isn't a big deal to them.

03:06:18.940 In fact,

03:06:19.360 it's kind of what they do.

03:06:20.880 It's kind of fun.

03:06:21.620 It's kind of part of their culture,

03:06:23.500 if you will.

03:06:25.220 And when you look at the statistics,

03:06:27.200 you can really see

03:06:28.480 that there's a

03:06:29.300 pretty heavy lean

03:06:32.220 in some certain directions.

03:06:35.560 Comprende?

03:06:35.920 It's almost like

03:06:39.620 we're not the same

03:06:40.360 or something, right?

03:06:40.900 How can they just do that?

03:06:41.740 Well, they're not like you, right?

03:06:44.080 You might think,

03:06:45.160 oh, going to break

03:06:45.960 into someone's house

03:06:46.580 is a crime.

03:06:47.980 It's awful.

03:06:48.620 It's immoral.

03:06:49.360 Why would I do that?

03:06:50.580 Those thoughts

03:06:51.280 don't enter their head.

03:06:52.260 It's,

03:06:52.880 give me your shit.

03:06:54.160 That's what's in their head.

03:06:56.000 And the only way

03:06:56.680 to deal with people like that

03:06:57.720 is to shoot them.

03:07:00.200 That's how you deal

03:07:00.880 with people like that.

03:07:01.580 When someone's breaking

03:07:02.480 into a home to steal,

03:07:03.680 you shoot them dead.

03:07:04.660 That's just how you do it.

03:07:06.500 Period.

03:07:07.100 That should be the law.

03:07:09.400 It's the law

03:07:10.120 in many, many places,

03:07:11.320 in many states in America.

03:07:13.760 It's, uh,

03:07:15.880 just intrinsically understood

03:07:17.060 that you just don't

03:07:17.760 invade a man's home

03:07:18.940 ever

03:07:19.540 unless you want to die.

03:07:21.640 That's,

03:07:22.580 everyone knows that.

03:07:24.900 In fact,

03:07:25.520 I don't think

03:07:25.940 in any point in history

03:07:27.100 up until very,

03:07:28.240 until, you know,

03:07:28.900 people like this

03:07:29.660 started voting

03:07:31.240 and deciding

03:07:32.340 what was allowed

03:07:32.840 to be said

03:07:33.360 and not said,

03:07:34.240 you know,

03:07:34.620 feminine stuff.

03:07:35.920 Uh,

03:07:36.640 if someone was

03:07:37.480 breaking into a home

03:07:38.280 and they were shot

03:07:38.800 and killed,

03:07:39.240 people would applaud

03:07:40.320 whoever shot them

03:07:41.460 and put them on TV.

03:07:45.340 Remember that kid?

03:07:46.680 There was one,

03:07:47.400 there was a kid

03:07:47.920 in the States

03:07:48.480 and some guys

03:07:49.740 were breaking

03:07:50.060 into his house

03:07:50.600 and went and grabbed

03:07:51.700 his dad's gun

03:07:52.300 and shot them

03:07:53.240 and then called the police

03:07:55.580 while they were like

03:07:56.380 bleeding and crying

03:07:57.220 on the ground

03:07:57.700 and the kid made,

03:07:58.440 he was like eight years old

03:07:59.400 and he's like,

03:07:59.920 yeah,

03:08:00.020 he was crying

03:08:00.920 and whining.

03:08:02.340 I just called the cops

03:08:03.440 and was like,

03:08:04.080 what a fucking loser.

03:08:05.420 He didn't swear,

03:08:06.180 but it was like

03:08:06.760 an eight,

03:08:07.480 ten-year-old kid.

03:08:10.200 You know,

03:08:11.420 it's called

03:08:11.720 Castle Doctrine

03:08:12.420 down there

03:08:12.740 in a lot of places,

03:08:13.340 right?

03:08:13.960 Because, you know,

03:08:14.680 that's your home,

03:08:15.160 that's your life,

03:08:15.700 that's where

03:08:16.000 all your valuable

03:08:16.740 stuff is,

03:08:18.220 including maybe

03:08:19.060 your children,

03:08:20.260 your wife,

03:08:21.560 your memories,

03:08:23.320 your everything,

03:08:23.980 like,

03:08:24.680 your home.

03:08:25.500 If I have to fucking

03:08:26.400 explain to people

03:08:27.560 how precious

03:08:28.600 someone's home is

03:08:29.940 to you,

03:08:30.820 you're probably

03:08:31.540 the kind of person

03:08:32.340 that should get shot

03:08:33.200 on the other side

03:08:33.680 of a door

03:08:33.960 breaking into one.

03:08:35.720 It's not something

03:08:36.620 you ever have to explain.

03:08:37.540 It never used to be

03:08:38.580 something you had to explain.

03:08:40.500 You break into

03:08:41.220 somebody's house,

03:08:41.980 if you don't get killed,

03:08:43.220 you're lucky.

03:08:44.360 You're lucky.

03:08:45.080 Minimum,

03:08:47.980 you're getting a tire iron

03:08:48.860 across the back of the neck.

03:08:49.960 Like, you know,

03:08:50.820 you don't know who this is.

03:08:52.480 You don't know what they want.

03:08:53.520 You don't,

03:08:54.000 oh, well,

03:08:54.280 the Toronto police say,

03:08:55.800 oh, just give them your keys.

03:08:56.880 They just want your car.

03:08:57.780 Oh, you know that?

03:08:58.800 You know for a fucking fact

03:09:00.540 those five armed men

03:09:02.120 breaking into this house

03:09:02.900 just want a car.

03:09:04.360 For sure.

03:09:05.240 You know them personally?

03:09:06.760 Did you send them there?

03:09:08.140 Maybe they feel like

03:09:08.880 raping somebody.

03:09:12.740 You want people

03:09:13.560 to take chances

03:09:14.320 with violent

03:09:14.980 invaders

03:09:15.560 in their home

03:09:16.460 and just go,

03:09:17.260 meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh.

03:09:18.480 This is where

03:09:19.840 the spirit of effeminate

03:09:20.860 weakness gets us.

03:09:21.700 You get to choose, Canada.

03:09:25.500 We've done this,

03:09:27.020 all right?

03:09:27.560 We know what people

03:09:28.360 like this think.

03:09:29.380 We know what people

03:09:30.340 like this vote for.

03:09:31.280 We know what people

03:09:31.940 like this are going

03:09:32.740 to want to prefer

03:09:33.340 and what they're going

03:09:33.880 to want to say.

03:09:34.560 Well, we've done all that.

03:09:36.460 We've seen it.

03:09:37.000 We've seen how it plays out.

03:09:37.940 We know where it goes.

03:09:39.700 Are you happy with it?

03:09:41.120 Do you like it?

03:09:41.680 Then fucking stay over there

03:09:42.720 and just enjoy it.

03:09:43.700 Enjoy what happens.

03:09:44.500 There's another school

03:09:46.960 of thought.

03:09:48.380 You shoot those people

03:09:49.860 to death.

03:09:54.080 Period.

03:09:55.960 Even if you're

03:09:56.580 by yourself.

03:09:57.660 I don't care

03:09:58.480 if you're Brock Lesnar.

03:09:59.360 I don't care

03:09:59.640 if you're 6'6

03:10:00.500 and 300 pounds

03:10:01.280 and you're a

03:10:01.820 world combat

03:10:03.800 sports champion

03:10:04.660 and a fucking

03:10:05.540 retired

03:10:06.080 Green Beret

03:10:07.180 Delta Force operator.

03:10:08.360 You're by yourself

03:10:11.080 in your home

03:10:11.700 and men are trying

03:10:12.580 to get in.

03:10:15.620 You're in danger.

03:10:16.920 You are allowed

03:10:17.520 to defend yourself

03:10:18.620 however is necessary.

03:10:20.640 They're not knocking

03:10:21.480 on the door

03:10:21.900 asking if you'd like

03:10:22.620 a subscription

03:10:23.120 to Life magazine.

03:10:24.640 They're trying to kick it in.

03:10:25.740 They're wearing gloves

03:10:26.280 and hoods

03:10:26.680 and some of them

03:10:27.100 are carrying weapons.

03:10:28.900 What happens

03:10:29.560 if they find you

03:10:30.220 in the home?

03:10:31.160 You're not supposed

03:10:31.900 to be home.

03:10:32.540 Oh shit.

03:10:33.260 Witnesses.

03:10:33.640 You know

03:10:34.280 this is crazy

03:10:35.860 we even have to

03:10:36.340 think

03:10:36.720 the problem is

03:10:37.920 Canada

03:10:38.580 you know why

03:10:39.700 we don't have laws?

03:10:40.640 Why we don't have

03:10:41.320 any of this stuff?

03:10:41.760 Why there's

03:10:42.360 because we never

03:10:46.260 used to have

03:10:46.940 this problem.

03:10:56.680 Maybe it's easier

03:10:57.460 if I just show you

03:10:58.120 again.

03:11:02.400 So

03:11:02.800 like I said

03:11:06.900 we didn't used

03:11:07.740 to have this problem

03:11:08.540 and he was

03:11:10.680 what did he say?

03:11:11.460 Like oh Canada

03:11:12.080 what's turning into?

03:11:12.900 What's it becoming?

03:11:13.880 Is there something else?

03:11:14.920 Do you think in

03:11:15.760 I think back

03:11:17.900 to like my dad's day

03:11:18.780 right?

03:11:19.080 Like the 70s

03:11:19.880 right?

03:11:21.860 Maybe you weren't

03:11:22.440 around then

03:11:22.900 maybe you were.

03:11:23.540 Maybe you just seen

03:11:24.060 pictures, video

03:11:24.940 and maybe you have

03:11:26.400 people in your family

03:11:26.880 you can ask

03:11:27.300 what was it like

03:11:27.820 in the 70s?

03:11:28.440 Did people lock

03:11:29.080 their doors

03:11:29.580 in the 70s?

03:11:30.520 Did lots of people

03:11:31.200 carry guns

03:11:31.980 in the 70s?

03:11:33.260 Were people afraid

03:11:34.100 to go outside?

03:11:34.920 Were women afraid

03:11:35.760 to be alone

03:11:36.340 even in broad daylight

03:11:37.540 in the 70s?

03:11:38.360 Was there a lot

03:11:40.420 of home invasions?

03:11:41.140 Was there a lot

03:11:41.460 of fentanyl?

03:11:42.120 Was there a lot

03:11:42.440 of gang violence?

03:11:43.700 Was there a lot

03:11:44.140 of...

03:11:46.080 Why were the 70s

03:11:47.880 so much different

03:11:48.560 than they are now?

03:11:51.840 Because Canada

03:11:52.620 didn't used to be

03:11:53.220 like this.

03:11:53.640 He's right.

03:11:54.080 It used to be

03:11:54.440 a lot different.

03:11:55.040 It used to be

03:11:55.220 a lot better

03:11:55.620 than this.

03:11:57.940 Something drastically

03:11:58.820 changed from the 70s

03:12:00.140 until now

03:12:00.760 and it's really

03:12:02.120 fucking violent

03:12:03.000 and scary

03:12:03.800 and unpredictable

03:12:04.660 and there's no laws

03:12:06.520 to protect anyone

03:12:07.260 because this is

03:12:07.940 an unprecedented

03:12:08.460 situation that

03:12:09.180 never used to happen

03:12:09.920 and we never

03:12:10.240 had to deal with

03:12:10.820 and anyone

03:12:11.480 calling attention

03:12:12.200 to it is just

03:12:13.100 simply being called

03:12:13.800 a racist criminal

03:12:14.600 and they need

03:12:15.260 to be shut up

03:12:15.960 and the reason

03:12:16.540 they're saying that

03:12:17.160 is because

03:12:17.820 they're the ones

03:12:18.480 responsible for it

03:12:19.420 and they're doing

03:12:19.800 it on purpose.

03:12:20.840 There's no other

03:12:21.580 explanation that

03:12:22.220 makes any sense.

03:12:25.340 Is this not true?

03:12:26.840 Are we not being

03:12:27.420 flooded with,

03:12:28.280 you know...

03:12:30.220 Guys,

03:12:31.480 I'm not a monster.

03:12:33.220 I don't think

03:12:33.740 everyone in the world

03:12:34.640 that isn't,

03:12:35.300 you know,

03:12:38.140 a decent,

03:12:38.800 you know,

03:12:39.120 European person

03:12:39.920 should be just

03:12:40.420 put to death

03:12:40.980 on the basis

03:12:41.480 of that alone

03:12:42.180 for the most part.

03:12:47.660 However,

03:12:49.040 you know,

03:12:49.760 like,

03:12:50.100 you know,

03:12:51.120 life is sacred

03:12:51.860 and so on,

03:12:52.380 you shouldn't

03:12:52.620 just kill

03:12:52.900 the world.

03:12:53.560 However,

03:12:54.480 that being said,

03:12:55.560 you know what's

03:12:55.880 also true?

03:12:56.800 The third world

03:12:57.540 is a fucking

03:12:58.060 shithole.

03:12:59.360 It's insanely

03:13:00.280 violent.

03:13:01.540 It's,

03:13:02.000 life is cheap.

03:13:03.900 It is not

03:13:04.740 a nice place.

03:13:05.680 It's called

03:13:06.320 the third world

03:13:07.120 for a reason.

03:13:08.060 It's the bottom.

03:13:09.020 It's the worst

03:13:09.640 places on earth.

03:13:10.480 This is one

03:13:11.980 of the best

03:13:12.320 places on earth

03:13:12.980 because we've

03:13:13.620 made it that way.

03:13:14.640 Canada wasn't,

03:13:16.180 the Scottish

03:13:17.240 settlers in my family

03:13:18.100 didn't fly here

03:13:18.920 on Air Canada

03:13:19.580 and disembark

03:13:20.440 at the Halifax

03:13:21.100 airport,

03:13:22.100 get a bus

03:13:22.580 to Pictou County

03:13:24.860 and get to house.

03:13:25.480 There was nothing

03:13:26.080 but trees.

03:13:27.880 Nothing.

03:13:28.360 In the time

03:13:35.280 it took

03:13:35.620 to build

03:13:36.180 all of Canada

03:13:37.860 from nothing

03:13:39.020 but trees,

03:13:40.480 the third world

03:13:41.440 has been killing

03:13:42.380 each other

03:13:42.860 and raping

03:13:43.340 each other

03:13:43.740 and just

03:13:44.160 doing the same

03:13:45.620 thing it's been

03:13:46.320 doing.

03:13:48.060 Now it's coming

03:13:49.020 to move in

03:13:49.680 and people are

03:13:50.860 shocked and say,

03:13:51.500 I don't understand

03:13:52.280 what's happening.

03:13:53.720 It's,

03:13:54.020 it's turning

03:13:54.560 into something

03:13:55.220 else.

03:13:55.540 It's turning

03:13:56.200 into a third

03:13:56.800 world shithole

03:13:57.600 because the reason

03:13:58.860 it's a third

03:13:59.440 world shithole

03:14:00.220 is because

03:14:00.880 there are third

03:14:01.440 world shithole

03:14:02.240 people in it.

03:14:03.400 That's what

03:14:03.960 made it that way.

03:14:05.040 You're bringing

03:14:05.660 the cause

03:14:06.340 of why it's

03:14:07.040 a shithole

03:14:07.560 here and now

03:14:09.020 you're concerned

03:14:09.520 as to why

03:14:10.020 it's turning

03:14:10.380 into a shithole.

03:14:11.120 You don't

03:14:11.380 understand?

03:14:13.220 You understand

03:14:13.840 germ theory?

03:14:14.600 I don't think

03:14:14.860 you understand

03:14:15.160 that either

03:14:15.640 because the

03:14:16.040 COVID thing

03:14:16.640 didn't make

03:14:16.940 a lot of sense

03:14:17.420 to you and

03:14:17.740 you thought

03:14:18.000 the masks

03:14:18.540 worked and

03:14:19.040 stuff so it's

03:14:19.560 like,

03:14:19.920 I guess,

03:14:20.480 contagion

03:14:21.120 and the idea,

03:14:21.660 you know,

03:14:22.920 the source

03:14:23.820 of something

03:14:24.440 moving on

03:14:26.180 to a greater

03:14:27.300 area with

03:14:29.500 its strength

03:14:29.960 and momentum.

03:14:30.760 You just don't

03:14:31.860 understand that

03:14:32.320 concept or

03:14:33.040 maybe you

03:14:35.200 thought that

03:14:35.720 they would

03:14:36.940 breathe the

03:14:37.460 magic air

03:14:38.200 and stand

03:14:38.820 on the magic

03:14:39.320 dirt and

03:14:39.700 they go,

03:14:39.920 oh,

03:14:40.140 you know

03:14:40.360 what?

03:14:40.620 Now I'm

03:14:41.060 not a

03:14:41.620 machete

03:14:42.120 wielding

03:14:42.680 maniac

03:14:43.160 from Sierra

03:14:43.980 Leone.

03:14:45.080 Now I'm

03:14:46.920 a tender

03:14:50.040 hearted

03:14:50.460 school teacher

03:14:51.020 who teaches

03:14:52.980 guitar lessons

03:14:53.640 in his

03:14:53.900 spare time.

03:14:54.440 He just

03:14:57.440 stood on

03:14:58.660 the dirt,

03:14:59.100 he drank

03:14:59.420 at Tim

03:14:59.660 Hortons,

03:15:00.220 look,

03:15:00.440 he went

03:15:00.700 to a

03:15:00.920 playoffs

03:15:01.240 game.

03:15:01.760 He's

03:15:02.000 Canadian

03:15:03.160 just like

03:15:03.480 that.

03:15:07.480 It's not

03:15:08.060 like we

03:15:08.940 just took

03:15:09.400 millions

03:15:09.800 of people

03:15:10.380 from

03:15:12.340 violent

03:15:12.900 shitholes

03:15:14.020 and just

03:15:14.620 dropped them

03:15:15.060 all over

03:15:15.340 the country

03:15:15.760 en masse

03:15:16.340 and now

03:15:17.420 they've all

03:15:17.880 ganged up

03:15:18.400 and are

03:15:18.580 just having

03:15:18.920 a time.

03:15:19.780 That's not

03:15:20.160 what happened.

03:15:20.620 I mean,

03:15:20.800 that is what

03:15:21.200 happened,

03:15:21.600 but you

03:15:21.780 can't say

03:15:22.140 that because

03:15:22.480 that's racist.

03:15:23.120 what are we

03:15:26.260 supposed to

03:15:26.620 do?

03:15:28.180 You can't

03:15:28.840 do anything.

03:15:29.280 You have to

03:15:29.620 just let

03:15:29.900 people die

03:15:30.540 because

03:15:30.760 otherwise

03:15:31.180 they're going

03:15:31.680 to call you

03:15:32.180 mean.

03:15:32.960 They'll say

03:15:33.740 you're mean.

03:15:36.260 Nobody comes

03:15:36.900 back from

03:15:37.340 that.

03:15:42.120 Imagine what

03:15:42.700 they'd say if

03:15:43.080 you defended

03:15:43.500 yourself from

03:15:44.040 being murdered.

03:15:44.900 I mean,

03:15:45.140 my God.

03:15:47.060 Remember the

03:15:47.860 Colton Bushy

03:15:48.820 case?

03:15:49.420 You don't want

03:15:49.920 to do

03:15:50.100 that.

03:15:50.880 You don't

03:15:51.120 want to

03:15:51.340 do that.

03:15:52.080 Listen,

03:15:52.440 if people

03:15:52.880 think,

03:15:53.320 if they

03:15:53.620 decide they

03:15:54.180 might want

03:15:54.520 to hurt

03:15:54.760 you,

03:15:55.080 you just

03:15:55.380 let them.

03:15:56.620 Okay?

03:15:57.020 White privilege,

03:15:57.980 colonialism,

03:15:58.600 right?

03:15:58.760 You just let

03:15:59.160 them.

03:15:59.380 Just let

03:15:59.820 them kill

03:16:00.160 you.

03:16:00.900 Let them

03:16:01.220 rape your

03:16:02.040 kids.

03:16:02.460 Let them

03:16:02.940 because it's

03:16:04.500 mean if you

03:16:04.960 don't.

03:16:10.380 It's a big

03:16:10.760 country's

03:16:11.840 changed so

03:16:12.420 much in a

03:16:14.120 few decades

03:16:14.620 and it's a

03:16:15.160 real mystery

03:16:16.140 as to why

03:16:17.380 that is.

03:16:17.860 It's a

03:16:19.920 I can't

03:16:20.660 see any

03:16:21.180 reason why

03:16:21.960 replacing half

03:16:24.560 of the

03:16:24.800 population of

03:16:25.500 the country

03:16:25.900 with wildly

03:16:28.460 different people

03:16:29.160 from all over

03:16:29.840 the world who

03:16:30.320 don't get along

03:16:30.980 with each other

03:16:31.460 and have a

03:16:31.840 penchant for

03:16:32.260 violence and

03:16:32.780 stealing and

03:16:33.300 thievery and

03:16:33.800 crime.

03:16:34.460 I can't

03:16:34.820 imagine why

03:16:35.980 that would

03:16:36.340 it's just

03:16:37.000 baffling.

03:16:37.700 You know,

03:16:37.980 we're going to

03:16:38.440 need experts.

03:16:39.040 We're going to

03:16:39.280 need that.

03:16:39.640 We're going to

03:16:39.820 need stethoscopes.

03:16:40.560 We're going to

03:16:40.740 need white coats.

03:16:41.480 People are going

03:16:41.820 to put expert on

03:16:42.480 the screen and

03:16:43.460 I don't even

03:16:43.980 know if that's

03:16:44.500 going to be

03:16:44.800 enough.

03:16:45.660 We might even

03:16:46.120 need to

03:16:46.520 contract an AI

03:16:47.860 which is just

03:16:48.680 700 Indians

03:16:49.580 to try and

03:16:50.540 figure it out

03:16:50.900 and that's

03:16:51.400 not even

03:16:51.720 going to be

03:16:52.060 enough.

03:16:53.440 We may never

03:16:54.340 solve this

03:16:55.000 riddle.

03:16:55.460 It's just

03:16:55.760 too, I mean

03:16:57.220 it seems like

03:16:57.940 it's really

03:16:58.300 basic and

03:16:58.880 right out

03:16:59.240 there but

03:16:59.480 that can't

03:16:59.980 be the

03:17:00.380 reason.

03:17:02.880 It's almost

03:17:03.480 like people

03:17:03.920 have become

03:17:04.340 immune to

03:17:04.880 simple

03:17:05.220 explanations.

03:17:05.920 Like there's

03:17:06.180 no such

03:17:06.560 thing.

03:17:07.320 Like it's

03:17:07.580 not that

03:17:07.920 simple.

03:17:08.360 It is

03:17:08.840 actually.

03:17:10.000 Yeah it

03:17:10.260 is.

03:17:13.420 It is.

03:17:16.080 It's like

03:17:16.620 reverse

03:17:16.980 colonialism,

03:17:17.640 right?

03:17:17.780 It's

03:17:18.240 because the

03:17:19.060 country or

03:17:20.420 the place,

03:17:21.700 the things

03:17:22.560 that you

03:17:22.800 see are

03:17:23.940 not really

03:17:24.540 things.

03:17:24.940 Those are

03:17:25.240 manifestations

03:17:25.960 of the

03:17:26.720 spirit of

03:17:27.220 the people

03:17:27.500 who live

03:17:27.820 there.

03:17:28.740 Their

03:17:28.940 buildings,

03:17:29.600 their

03:17:29.820 religious

03:17:30.620 monuments,

03:17:31.260 their artwork,

03:17:32.040 if they have

03:17:32.920 any.

03:17:34.560 What kind

03:17:35.340 of crops

03:17:35.860 they even

03:17:36.280 maybe like

03:17:37.220 to eat

03:17:37.860 and cultivate

03:17:38.500 if they

03:17:39.320 do any

03:17:39.720 of that.

03:17:42.120 The music

03:17:42.940 that they

03:17:43.300 play,

03:17:43.620 the clothes

03:17:44.080 that they

03:17:44.420 wear,

03:17:44.800 all of

03:17:45.280 these

03:17:45.460 things.

03:17:47.780 are in

03:17:48.860 a way

03:17:49.300 a preference

03:17:50.040 of those

03:17:50.980 people.

03:17:53.080 You know,

03:17:53.280 because like

03:17:53.600 your own

03:17:53.900 children,

03:17:54.240 like my

03:17:54.500 kids are

03:17:54.860 a lot

03:17:55.100 like me

03:17:55.460 in a lot

03:17:55.740 of ways

03:17:56.040 and their

03:17:56.380 mom.

03:17:57.100 Why?

03:17:57.500 Because,

03:17:57.960 well,

03:17:58.760 we're the

03:17:59.280 same.

03:18:00.660 I like

03:18:01.260 what I

03:18:01.500 like because

03:18:01.920 I'm me

03:18:02.300 and I

03:18:02.580 talk the

03:18:02.980 way that I

03:18:03.320 talk and

03:18:03.720 do the

03:18:03.940 way that

03:18:04.160 because

03:18:04.380 that's

03:18:04.720 me and

03:18:05.040 they do

03:18:05.400 similar

03:18:05.920 because

03:18:06.220 they're

03:18:06.460 them and

03:18:06.800 we're

03:18:06.960 the same.

03:18:07.200 at scale

03:18:11.200 real big

03:18:14.500 family.

03:18:15.060 There's

03:18:15.460 going to

03:18:15.680 be a

03:18:16.020 theme.

03:18:16.440 There's

03:18:16.560 going to

03:18:16.720 be a

03:18:17.000 vibe.

03:18:17.460 There's

03:18:17.620 going to

03:18:17.840 be a

03:18:18.600 kind of

03:18:20.180 a box

03:18:21.080 you can

03:18:21.360 fit most

03:18:21.980 of it.

03:18:22.280 These

03:18:22.540 people are

03:18:23.580 kind of

03:18:24.060 a family.

03:18:25.780 That family,

03:18:26.880 they're like

03:18:27.260 this.

03:18:28.800 That's just

03:18:29.340 what they're

03:18:29.600 like.

03:18:30.920 They've

03:18:31.380 always been

03:18:31.920 just a lot

03:18:35.440 bigger.

03:18:37.200 what's

03:18:40.760 that family

03:18:41.340 like?

03:18:46.080 Why do

03:18:46.740 the cities

03:18:47.660 and buildings

03:18:48.280 and clothes

03:18:48.820 in Japan,

03:18:49.800 why does it

03:18:50.100 look like

03:18:50.400 that and

03:18:50.840 not like

03:18:51.180 ours?

03:18:51.700 Because

03:18:52.060 they're

03:18:52.260 Japanese

03:18:52.660 and we're

03:18:54.200 not.

03:18:55.800 It looks

03:18:56.580 like that

03:18:57.360 because that's

03:18:57.920 what Japanese

03:18:58.420 people like

03:18:59.220 because they're

03:19:00.260 different.

03:19:00.700 They're Japanese.

03:19:02.580 It's not

03:19:03.260 Chinese.

03:19:03.840 It's

03:19:04.000 different.

03:19:05.200 Similar,

03:19:05.920 but it's

03:19:06.160 not the

03:19:06.520 same.

03:19:06.780 It's

03:19:06.860 different.

03:19:07.440 That's

03:19:07.560 why,

03:19:07.900 you know,

03:19:10.080 Russian stuff

03:19:10.800 is not

03:19:11.120 the same

03:19:11.460 as French.

03:19:12.380 Why?

03:19:12.840 Well,

03:19:13.080 they're a

03:19:13.320 little

03:19:13.460 different.

03:19:14.800 It's

03:19:15.020 more similar

03:19:15.580 than it

03:19:15.920 is to

03:19:16.320 the

03:19:16.560 Chinese

03:19:16.980 or the

03:19:17.220 Japanese,

03:19:17.760 isn't

03:19:17.900 it?

03:19:18.480 Or the

03:19:18.800 Indians?

03:19:19.120 Or

03:19:19.460 if it's

03:19:27.220 just trees

03:19:27.880 and you

03:19:28.120 drop a

03:19:28.420 hundred

03:19:28.600 people

03:19:28.920 there,

03:19:33.160 they

03:19:33.880 it,

03:19:34.540 the

03:19:34.680 claw,

03:19:35.200 the

03:19:35.300 machine,

03:19:35.860 will

03:19:36.620 insist

03:19:37.260 that

03:19:37.560 it

03:19:37.720 doesn't

03:19:38.020 matter

03:19:38.360 who

03:19:39.100 they

03:19:39.300 are.

03:19:43.260 But it

03:19:44.020 does.

03:19:47.040 If they

03:19:47.840 were French

03:19:48.380 people,

03:19:50.220 a thousand

03:19:50.980 French

03:19:51.320 people,

03:19:51.960 what if

03:19:52.240 Canada was

03:19:53.660 populated with

03:19:54.500 Saudi Arabians?

03:19:56.060 Would it look

03:19:57.020 like it does?

03:19:57.640 would we

03:20:00.580 even have

03:20:01.040 hockey?

03:20:02.420 No.

03:20:05.540 Because

03:20:06.020 we have

03:20:07.240 hockey because

03:20:07.660 we're

03:20:07.800 Canadians.

03:20:08.580 Saudi Arabia

03:20:09.180 does not.

03:20:12.320 We don't

03:20:12.920 have snake

03:20:13.360 charmers either.

03:20:14.100 You see

03:20:14.320 what I'm

03:20:14.500 saying?

03:20:16.380 It's

03:20:16.640 so

03:20:16.860 and this

03:20:21.080 is not

03:20:21.380 a complicated

03:20:22.560 concept.

03:20:23.240 It's so

03:20:23.520 crazy.

03:20:23.840 But there's

03:20:24.320 so much

03:20:24.640 resistance

03:20:25.040 to this

03:20:25.540 because of

03:20:27.340 the years

03:20:28.000 and years

03:20:28.240 of brainwashing

03:20:28.880 and the

03:20:29.760 bludgeon being

03:20:30.760 held over you

03:20:31.260 by the state

03:20:31.820 and the

03:20:32.200 social

03:20:32.740 expectations.

03:20:35.260 What you're

03:20:35.840 allowed to

03:20:36.180 say based

03:20:36.700 upon what

03:20:37.140 the people

03:20:37.480 on TV

03:20:38.000 who are

03:20:38.400 pieces of

03:20:38.820 garbage

03:20:39.080 say you're

03:20:39.620 allowed to

03:20:39.900 say and

03:20:40.260 not say

03:20:40.720 and what

03:20:40.940 you have

03:20:41.220 to think

03:20:41.580 legally

03:20:41.940 by law.

03:20:51.520 You're not

03:20:52.100 seeing,

03:20:52.700 like look at

03:20:53.040 this,

03:20:53.400 right?

03:20:56.060 Are those

03:20:56.680 two cops

03:20:57.560 in a

03:20:57.820 building or

03:20:58.780 is all

03:20:59.640 of this

03:21:00.160 simply an

03:21:02.640 expression

03:21:03.280 physically

03:21:04.300 manifested in

03:21:05.300 the soul of

03:21:05.820 the Canadian

03:21:06.220 people?

03:21:08.580 Because,

03:21:09.140 you know,

03:21:10.040 the Canadian

03:21:10.480 police look a

03:21:11.620 little different

03:21:12.020 and act a

03:21:12.440 little different

03:21:12.820 and they have

03:21:13.120 their own,

03:21:14.060 you know,

03:21:14.660 and that

03:21:14.960 building,

03:21:15.420 that only

03:21:16.000 exists in

03:21:16.520 Canada,

03:21:16.860 doesn't it?

03:21:19.460 Why isn't

03:21:20.120 it the Dome

03:21:20.560 of the Rock?

03:21:21.240 Why isn't

03:21:21.720 it the Kremlin?

03:21:23.080 Why isn't

03:21:23.580 it?

03:21:23.820 Because we're

03:21:24.820 not Russian

03:21:25.380 and we're

03:21:25.680 not Saudi

03:21:26.200 Arabian.

03:21:28.900 Who you

03:21:29.460 are in

03:21:29.980 here is

03:21:31.860 manifested

03:21:32.280 through your

03:21:32.760 actions,

03:21:33.980 your behavior,

03:21:34.820 your friendships,

03:21:35.700 your ambitions,

03:21:38.440 your fears,

03:21:39.520 all of these

03:21:39.960 things.

03:21:40.560 And your

03:21:41.140 relatives,

03:21:41.860 oftentimes,

03:21:42.620 share a lot

03:21:43.240 of those and

03:21:43.720 they support

03:21:44.280 you and they

03:21:44.640 want you to

03:21:44.980 do well and

03:21:45.400 vice versa.

03:21:47.920 Enough

03:21:48.280 relatives,

03:21:48.840 a big

03:21:49.020 enough family,

03:21:49.660 you've got a

03:21:50.040 small town,

03:21:50.740 maybe you've

03:21:51.020 got a big

03:21:51.360 town,

03:21:51.660 a city,

03:21:52.060 a province,

03:21:52.620 a country.

03:21:56.780 That's what

03:21:57.280 it means.

03:21:58.300 These are

03:21:58.780 not things

03:21:59.640 that anybody

03:22:01.020 can just

03:22:01.460 come and

03:22:01.800 occupy,

03:22:02.500 take

03:22:02.740 interchangeably.

03:22:03.920 We're not

03:22:04.220 light bulbs.

03:22:06.800 All of

03:22:07.360 this comes

03:22:07.960 from in

03:22:08.760 our soul.

03:22:09.840 It is

03:22:10.100 manifested

03:22:10.700 in here

03:22:11.520 and in

03:22:12.260 our minds,

03:22:14.020 our minds.

03:22:15.500 we envision

03:22:22.580 something

03:22:26.400 better over

03:22:27.140 there that

03:22:29.220 doesn't exist

03:22:29.860 right now.

03:22:30.380 Once upon a

03:22:30.840 time, there

03:22:31.120 wasn't anything

03:22:31.520 there.

03:22:32.700 No tower,

03:22:33.600 no city,

03:22:34.820 nothing.

03:22:37.940 Nobody came

03:22:38.640 by and

03:22:39.700 gave it to

03:22:41.000 us.

03:22:41.260 was

03:22:45.440 unseated.

03:22:46.360 It was

03:22:46.960 built.

03:22:47.580 It was

03:22:47.960 made.

03:22:50.280 Someone

03:22:50.760 stood there,

03:22:51.720 probably a lot

03:22:52.460 of people

03:22:52.780 stood there

03:22:53.220 and they

03:22:53.460 traded notes

03:22:53.980 they thought

03:22:54.380 and they

03:22:54.600 went,

03:22:55.860 let's make

03:22:59.660 something happen.

03:23:00.320 Let's build

03:23:00.800 a railroad

03:23:01.460 across the

03:23:02.900 continent,

03:23:03.940 not across

03:23:04.860 the town,

03:23:05.560 not across

03:23:06.020 the province,

03:23:07.300 continent

03:23:07.840 motherfucker,

03:23:08.720 through the

03:23:09.080 Rocky Mountains.

03:23:11.260 That was

03:23:14.480 somebody's idea.

03:23:14.960 Someone's

03:23:15.240 vision,

03:23:15.580 someone's

03:23:15.840 will had

03:23:16.260 to carry

03:23:16.700 that out

03:23:17.120 and make

03:23:17.460 that happen.

03:23:24.140 Turkey

03:23:24.700 didn't do

03:23:25.220 it.

03:23:25.740 Congo

03:23:26.040 didn't do

03:23:26.660 it.

03:23:27.120 India

03:23:27.420 didn't build

03:23:28.100 the Trans

03:23:28.800 Canada

03:23:29.100 fucking

03:23:29.500 highway.

03:23:31.120 The

03:23:31.260 Canadians

03:23:31.580 did.

03:23:34.720 We

03:23:35.240 thought of

03:23:35.680 it.

03:23:37.200 We

03:23:37.720 funded it.

03:23:39.500 We labored

03:23:40.300 over it and

03:23:41.020 we maintain

03:23:41.400 it to this

03:23:41.840 day.

03:23:44.220 It's ours

03:23:44.820 and it

03:23:44.980 came from

03:23:45.300 us.

03:23:45.500 It came

03:23:45.740 from our

03:23:46.180 soul.

03:23:47.660 It came

03:23:47.840 from our

03:23:48.140 fathers and

03:23:48.620 our mothers

03:23:49.020 and theirs.

03:23:52.180 And what

03:23:53.520 the enemy

03:23:55.080 wants you to

03:23:55.580 think and

03:23:56.260 accept is

03:23:56.740 that that's

03:23:57.940 not real.

03:23:58.540 This is how

03:23:58.820 evil they

03:23:59.240 are.

03:23:59.980 That's not

03:24:00.340 real.

03:24:01.920 The most

03:24:02.620 real thing

03:24:03.340 that there

03:24:03.940 is,

03:24:05.700 your blood

03:24:06.800 connection to

03:24:07.700 your family

03:24:08.400 is

03:24:09.880 meaningless.

03:24:11.600 They're

03:24:11.720 just,

03:24:12.180 everybody's

03:24:12.760 the same.

03:24:13.260 There's

03:24:13.380 nothing special

03:24:14.100 or unique

03:24:15.260 or significant

03:24:16.600 that puts

03:24:17.500 these people

03:24:18.060 above others.

03:24:19.740 You don't

03:24:20.400 prioritize your

03:24:21.520 own children

03:24:22.140 and family

03:24:22.840 above others.

03:24:25.600 They're not

03:24:26.180 special.

03:24:26.600 They're just

03:24:26.820 other people.

03:24:28.000 If your

03:24:28.360 dad dies,

03:24:29.160 we'll get

03:24:29.400 you a new

03:24:29.740 dad.

03:24:30.080 We'll just

03:24:30.320 move one

03:24:30.680 in from

03:24:30.980 India.

03:24:31.480 He'll be

03:24:31.760 your dad

03:24:32.180 now.

03:24:33.080 Why not?

03:24:34.180 You're not

03:24:34.580 racist,

03:24:35.120 are you?

03:24:35.400 That's

03:24:44.260 what they're

03:24:44.540 saying.

03:24:46.520 There's no

03:24:47.080 Canadian

03:24:47.420 identity.

03:24:48.140 There's no

03:24:48.380 Canadian

03:24:48.700 core

03:24:48.920 identity.

03:24:49.180 There's no

03:24:49.340 such thing.

03:24:50.660 There's no

03:24:51.180 American

03:24:51.600 identity.

03:24:52.300 There's no

03:24:52.500 Australian

03:24:52.960 identity.

03:24:53.560 There's no

03:24:53.780 British

03:24:54.080 identity.

03:24:54.580 There's no

03:24:54.760 Scottish

03:24:55.120 identity.

03:24:55.760 The Irish

03:24:56.440 people never

03:24:57.000 existed.

03:24:57.500 There's no

03:24:57.700 such thing

03:24:58.060 as a

03:24:58.320 German.

03:24:59.180 What's a

03:24:59.640 real

03:24:59.960 Frenchman

03:25:00.560 anyway?

03:25:02.880 Italian,

03:25:03.400 what does

03:25:03.580 that mean?

03:25:04.120 There's no

03:25:04.320 such thing.

03:25:04.780 There's no

03:25:05.060 such thing

03:25:05.460 as a

03:25:05.800 real

03:25:06.100 Dane

03:25:06.580 or a

03:25:06.960 real

03:25:07.240 Swede.

03:25:08.560 No.

03:25:10.160 It's all

03:25:11.000 just clothes

03:25:11.880 and geography.

03:25:14.740 Isn't

03:25:15.360 it?

03:25:21.120 What kind

03:25:22.240 of force

03:25:22.900 in this

03:25:24.020 world

03:25:24.480 would

03:25:25.960 beckon

03:25:26.420 you,

03:25:27.920 urge

03:25:28.200 you,

03:25:28.540 incentivize

03:25:29.120 you,

03:25:29.500 and finally

03:25:30.760 command

03:25:31.660 you

03:25:32.040 to

03:25:34.660 discard

03:25:35.180 and

03:25:35.360 ignore

03:25:35.840 the love

03:25:38.260 of your

03:25:38.520 own

03:25:38.760 family

03:25:39.220 and

03:25:39.380 your

03:25:39.500 own

03:25:39.640 ancestors,

03:25:40.060 people

03:25:40.340 who

03:25:40.520 died

03:25:40.900 hoping

03:25:42.300 that

03:25:42.540 they

03:25:42.680 did

03:25:42.860 a

03:25:42.960 good

03:25:43.120 enough

03:25:43.320 job

03:25:43.660 so

03:25:43.860 you'd

03:25:44.040 have

03:25:44.160 a

03:25:44.320 leg

03:25:44.500 up

03:25:44.720 next

03:25:45.640 go

03:25:45.860 around.

03:25:46.120 They don't

03:25:47.520 matter.

03:25:47.920 They never

03:25:48.200 matter.

03:25:48.580 They were

03:25:48.740 never

03:25:48.880 we'll get you

03:25:52.380 a new

03:25:52.580 grandfather.

03:25:53.380 We'll get you

03:25:53.780 one from

03:25:54.100 Africa.

03:25:55.120 He'll be

03:25:55.580 your

03:25:55.720 grandfather

03:25:56.080 now.

03:25:56.420 We're

03:25:58.460 going to

03:25:58.660 rename

03:25:59.040 that

03:25:59.280 street

03:25:59.620 actually.

03:26:00.140 We don't

03:26:00.320 like that.

03:26:00.660 We're

03:26:00.760 going to

03:26:00.940 name it

03:26:01.300 Multicultural

03:26:02.020 Boulevard.

03:26:02.620 I know

03:26:02.840 it was

03:26:03.080 named

03:26:03.340 after

03:26:03.760 a guy

03:26:05.340 that died

03:26:05.820 in

03:26:06.040 defending

03:26:07.020 the

03:26:07.200 building.

03:26:08.100 We need

03:26:08.520 to be

03:26:08.620 more

03:26:08.760 inclusive,

03:26:09.320 you know?

03:26:10.660 So for

03:26:11.200 you to

03:26:11.420 be a

03:26:12.260 good

03:26:12.400 person,

03:26:12.900 you need

03:26:13.080 to basically

03:26:13.420 shit on

03:26:13.940 your own

03:26:14.260 family and

03:26:15.600 everyone that's

03:26:16.320 ever cared

03:26:17.220 about this

03:26:17.700 place or

03:26:18.120 you or

03:26:18.440 I and

03:26:18.840 died in

03:26:19.240 the name

03:26:19.540 of it.

03:26:20.220 So you

03:26:20.460 gotta

03:26:20.740 fuck

03:26:21.340 them so

03:26:21.920 you're

03:26:22.060 a good

03:26:22.280 person.

03:26:23.300 Welcome

03:26:23.740 to the

03:26:24.040 future.

03:26:26.420 not me.

03:26:38.880 I can't

03:26:39.560 do it.

03:26:40.060 I can't

03:26:40.600 do it.

03:26:40.980 I got a

03:26:41.360 mustache.

03:26:42.080 I'm in

03:26:42.280 an evil

03:26:42.740 lair.

03:26:43.360 I fucking

03:26:43.960 can't do

03:26:44.620 it.

03:26:44.780 I'm a

03:26:45.020 supervillain.

03:26:45.820 Fuck

03:26:46.120 you.

03:26:51.160 My

03:26:51.840 dream

03:26:52.320 has come

03:26:52.920 true.

03:26:53.540 Whoa

03:26:54.080 my

03:26:58.060 vision

03:26:58.420 is

03:26:58.840 come

03:26:59.220 true.

03:26:59.600 Give me

03:27:00.140 my

03:27:00.440 cable

03:27:00.900 fast food

03:27:01.500 for a

03:27:01.880 bus

03:27:02.080 tax

03:27:02.380 right

03:27:02.740 away.

03:27:04.300 Whoa.

03:27:05.780 And don't

03:27:06.360 worry,

03:27:06.700 nobody's going

03:27:07.400 to fight.

03:27:07.800 Oh, yeah,

03:27:08.100 we're all

03:27:08.360 just going to

03:27:08.700 roll over

03:27:09.120 and die

03:27:09.660 and it's

03:27:10.140 fine.

03:27:10.680 Nothing

03:27:10.900 will happen

03:27:11.460 because if

03:27:11.820 there's one

03:27:12.140 thing you

03:27:12.460 know about

03:27:12.920 white guys,

03:27:15.300 they give

03:27:17.000 up easy

03:27:17.680 and they

03:27:18.420 don't like

03:27:19.040 hard things.

03:27:20.220 They don't

03:27:20.480 like challenges.

03:27:21.500 They like to

03:27:21.980 just stay

03:27:22.480 home and never

03:27:23.220 explore.

03:27:24.100 They hate

03:27:24.680 that shit.

03:27:34.240 You go to bed

03:27:35.060 thinking that.

03:27:35.580 I like it.

03:27:36.140 I'm your

03:27:36.500 nightmare.

03:27:39.060 Six

03:27:39.380 different

03:27:39.580 areas.

03:27:40.000 Pull

03:27:40.100 patria.

03:27:45.440 See you on

03:27:46.020 the next one.

03:27:48.720 See you on

03:27:49.360 the beach.

03:27:53.840 next one.

03:28:07.580 Oh, fuck

03:28:08.420 you.

03:28:08.840 Whoa.

03:28:09.300 Whoa.

03:28:10.640 Whoa.

03:28:12.180 Whoa.

03:28:13.380 When I know

03:28:14.100 it's come true.

03:28:15.440 Whoa.

03:28:16.940 Whoa.

03:28:18.580 Whoa.

03:28:19.720 When I know

03:28:20.500 it's come true.

03:28:21.500 Yeah,

03:28:22.060 it's coming true.

03:28:24.660 Yeah,

03:28:25.220 it's coming true.

03:28:36.960 Phil, what the fuck

03:28:38.200 is this?

03:28:39.080 Heck, I'm, I, well,

03:28:40.820 I know, I'm not,

03:28:41.640 I'm not, I'm not,

03:28:42.180 Jesus, it nearly hit me.

03:28:43.220 I'm not upset.

03:28:43.960 No, I said, I'm not,

03:28:46.480 I like it.

03:28:49.260 I don't know.

03:28:50.260 I've been trying to

03:28:51.200 make this India-Pakistan

03:28:52.440 thing happen forever.

03:28:54.300 Who's fucking

03:28:55.000 going at it?

03:28:57.360 I didn't think

03:28:58.140 they'd ever fucking

03:28:58.920 what happened?

03:28:59.900 What tipped them off?

03:29:02.260 What?

03:29:03.760 When?

03:29:04.380 You did it before

03:29:05.340 when?

03:29:07.480 Who's Helen?

03:29:09.760 Helen and Troy?

03:29:11.220 What are you

03:29:11.760 talking about?

03:29:12.540 You, you promised,

03:29:17.820 you promised the

03:29:18.880 winger will get

03:29:19.720 a white girl?

03:29:22.320 That was it?

03:29:25.060 Who was it?

03:29:27.480 Who's this?

03:29:29.960 Is she not bad?

03:29:31.100 Is she okay?

03:29:31.760 Is she not bad looking?

03:29:33.520 It's just a,

03:29:35.100 this, this,

03:29:36.560 this is a decent

03:29:38.160 looking white girl

03:29:39.280 and that's what

03:29:40.000 caused all of this?

03:29:41.220 Man.

03:29:49.560 I don't know what,

03:29:50.400 why'd you wait so long?

03:29:51.560 This,

03:29:52.240 this could've,

03:29:53.400 you could've saved

03:29:54.120 so much time

03:29:54.940 and trouble.

03:29:56.200 What, look out!

03:29:56.900 Holy fuck!

03:30:00.380 This is gonna take a lot.

03:30:01.660 Phil, there's billions

03:30:02.880 of them.

03:30:03.920 Between Pakistan and India,

03:30:05.280 it's like three billion

03:30:06.120 people.

03:30:07.060 You know.

03:30:09.860 Holy fuck.

03:30:10.680 He's just,

03:30:11.360 Phil,

03:30:11.920 he's just DMing.

03:30:13.280 He's mass DMing

03:30:14.560 every Pakistanian

03:30:15.740 Indian internet account.

03:30:20.240 With,

03:30:20.760 I don't know,

03:30:21.400 whose,

03:30:21.800 whose titties

03:30:22.700 and underwear photos

03:30:23.940 these are,

03:30:24.460 but it's literally

03:30:25.980 titled Bob's and Vajene

03:30:27.380 with coordinates

03:30:28.160 to the battlefield.

03:30:29.040 Wow, okay.

03:30:30.260 I,

03:30:30.500 this is a lot easier

03:30:31.040 than I thought

03:30:31.380 it was gonna be.

03:30:33.200 Oh!

03:30:34.820 Did you see that?

03:30:36.840 Oh!

03:30:37.540 This is great!

03:30:38.960 No,

03:30:39.320 I'm gonna get,

03:30:39.900 I'm gonna,

03:30:41.060 I'll be right back.

03:30:41.700 I'm gonna get some,

03:30:42.300 what do you want?

03:30:44.160 You want a milkshake?

03:30:46.060 Chocolate or vanilla?

03:30:48.720 Yeah,

03:30:49.120 we're rich!

03:30:50.840 We'll just get both.

03:30:51.680 I'll get both.

03:30:52.300 We'll be right back.

03:30:52.820 Let's go.

03:30:53.220 Let's go.

03:30:53.340 Let's go.

03:30:53.820 Let's go.

03:30:53.840 Let's go.

03:30:54.420 Let's go.

03:30:54.920 Let's go.

03:30:55.340 Let's go.

03:30:55.820 Let's go.

03:30:55.840 Let's go.

03:30:56.340 Let's go.

Raging Dissident Podcast - June 03, 2025

541 - UNLIMITED POWER

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