Raging Dissident Podcast - HOUSE ARREST ep 29 - Let‘s Go to the Circus!

00:00:00.000 Hey, hey, yo, Seth, what's good, bruh?

00:00:07.260 This man's kind of high on here. 1.00

00:00:11.020 Hey, yo, the fly, smart fucker in the room. 1.00

00:00:13.680 Yeah, you know it's me. 1.00

00:00:14.780 Bitches hating on him because he started out here locally. 0.99

00:00:17.720 Hopefully, I'll be at the top soon. 0.84

00:00:19.860 For now, I'm at my house, on the couch, watching cartoons.

00:00:22.740 You know how much you love it when you get it in abundance. 0.99

00:00:25.440 Give a fuck about a budget when you always be the subject of discussion. 0.99

00:00:29.020 But it's nothing when you stop him. 1.00

00:00:30.640 Just say fuck it because you're walking out in public and you hear him talking rubbish. 1.00

00:00:34.320 I just want to rap, rap, through the city in a cutlass. 1.00

00:00:37.600 Find a big buck, bitch, somewhere get my nuts, kiss. 1.00

00:00:40.520 That's the way it goes when you party just like I do. 1.00

00:00:43.480 Bitches on my dick that you stop talking to me on my house. 1.00

00:00:44.700 What a time. 1.00

00:00:47.720 I'm going to drink my coffee here.

00:00:50.980 That's right.

00:00:52.640 R.I.P.

00:00:54.740 Mac Miller.

00:00:55.460 Rest in peace, homie. 1.00

00:00:59.020 Oh, how are you?

00:01:03.720 How's it going?

00:01:05.200 I'm going to turn this on Telegram right now as well.

00:01:07.400 So I'll turn into that.

00:01:10.560 You can do that.

00:01:11.980 Yeah, yeah.

00:01:15.640 There we go.

00:01:17.020 It's on.

00:01:20.020 You can listen there if you want.

00:01:21.520 You can't hear the music. 0.95

00:01:22.780 That sucks for you.

00:01:23.960 But they never met the kids. 0.92

00:01:25.600 But it helps.

00:01:27.400 Everybody needs it.

00:01:30.620 This is Tammy.

00:01:31.140 Tammy Douglas, we all need it.

00:01:32.340 Break the bottle for the hell of it. 1.00

00:01:34.340 Tell a bitch that she better bring her friends. 1.00

00:01:36.780 And if she wanted autographs. 1.00

00:01:38.020 Oh, yeah.

00:01:39.600 Dude, I'm just having a day.

00:01:41.020 I find everything is hilarious right now.

00:01:43.520 Today, for whatever reason, everything I see is hysterical.

00:01:46.340 I mean, it's not, right?

00:01:49.220 There's a lot of really awful stuff going on.

00:01:50.900 But, like, dude, I saw the, I watched the Nova Scotia press conference.

00:01:58.100 Um, I released a, I released, like, I polished it.

00:02:02.940 My album dropped today, bro. 0.98

00:02:05.280 Like, what the fuck am I talking about? 0.98

00:02:08.060 Released. 0.99

00:02:09.580 I uploaded a video of, I was just laying there on my bed watching this, this press conference, man.

00:02:18.860 Oh, you would not believe.

00:02:21.820 I, I, I haven't seen them for so long.

00:02:23.740 It's been so long since I've watched one. 0.99

00:02:25.180 And, because I don't care, because it just, I, I, yeah, oh, you guys are lying, um, you know, imbeciles. 0.98

00:02:31.340 And, you know, okay, I'm not, I'm not interested anymore. 0.98

00:02:34.100 I'm like, I'll, I'll hear the cliff notes.

00:02:36.120 I'll get the short version later from somebody who knows.

00:02:38.880 Like, what, what are the new pretend rules that I'm not going to follow?

00:02:41.420 Okay, cool, whatever.

00:02:42.340 Just for my own, you know, situational awareness.

00:02:44.700 Just for my own essay.

00:02:46.720 Okay, I'll keep that in mind.

00:02:48.080 But this one, I was like, you know what?

00:02:50.940 I'm going to want, I just had an instinct.

00:02:53.040 And, oh, I was so happy that I did.

00:02:55.880 Because, uh, the best part of it, which unfortunately you can't go back and see because they, they deleted the chat.

00:03:01.220 See, it's gone.

00:03:02.560 Um, they've erased, uh, all this for a while now because people started to get hip to their, their nonsense. 0.79

00:03:07.720 And it's not, they're acting like there's a couple of trolls ruining everything.

00:03:11.600 There's no commenting anymore on Facebook.

00:03:14.120 On anything, uh, the mass media, the main, most of the media did this a while ago.

00:03:17.540 Like, just like, a lot of stories.

00:03:18.920 Just like, you know, we're not going to have comments on this anymore.

00:03:21.680 YouTube disabled, like, thumbs down on things.

00:03:24.080 Because, like, Dr. Fauci says this.

00:03:25.960 And it's like, oh, a thousand thumbs up and 79,000 thumbs down.

00:03:29.940 Um, and hundreds of people saying they want to murder me.

00:03:33.760 Oh.

00:03:34.160 So, I had to get rid of that.

00:03:37.840 And, uh, you know, it was 25,000 people were watching this live stream on YouTube.

00:03:41.520 It was, was the platform I was using.

00:03:43.080 And it was just, and the chat was open.

00:03:45.100 And I was like, oh, no.

00:03:47.320 These boomers, they didn't, oh, they're accidentally. 1.00

00:03:50.040 And it was just wave after wave of just furious hatred.

00:03:56.180 It was, like, clown emojis and, like, people losing their minds. 1.00

00:04:02.380 Like, you, you son of a bitch. 1.00

00:04:04.280 Like, you try, oh, we're coming to your house, Tim. 1.00

00:04:09.620 You, you don't know anything. 1.00

00:04:11.820 Strug, kill yourself. 1.00

00:04:13.140 Like, it was crazy. 1.00

00:04:14.360 I was just like.

00:04:16.960 Whoa.

00:04:17.480 So, I guess they're not that popular in Nova Scotia, after all.

00:04:22.860 They think they are.

00:04:23.680 And that's what was really hilarious to me, is that they're trying to be all serious.

00:04:27.600 They're sitting there all, uh, with their suits on.

00:04:29.980 And they had to do it over Zoom, right, guys?

00:04:31.800 Because we can't, they couldn't gather in public.

00:04:34.720 That was too, uh, that's, that's just, it's just too much.

00:04:37.280 It's too, it's too risky.

00:04:38.820 It's too risky.

00:04:39.980 What would happen if, uh, oh, someone says the dislikes are still recoverable with a browser extension.

00:04:45.000 Interesting.

00:04:46.080 That would be interesting to find.

00:04:47.940 Yeah, so there's a few people in my YouTube chat right now, saw it, and they're like,

00:04:51.340 dude, the, the, the, sad mafiosus as the live stream was meant.

00:04:54.500 It was insane.

00:04:55.860 Like, I wanted, I wish I could have recorded it.

00:04:57.760 I don't want to just release it to that song.

00:05:00.080 It would just be vicious live stream comments to this, just nonstop. 0.97

00:05:03.760 Hey, that's why all my bitches bad. 1.00

00:05:05.340 They see this crazy life. 0.99

00:05:06.460 I have an A&R.

00:05:07.680 You don't win.

00:05:08.400 You can take a loser draw.

00:05:09.920 What I meant.

00:05:10.660 Not looking good, Timmy.

00:05:12.800 Ooh.

00:05:12.960 We can take over the world while these hitters getting mad. 1.00

00:05:16.100 Take over.

00:05:16.520 They were pissed, dude.

00:05:17.880 They were furious.

00:05:18.800 It was, it was glorious.

00:05:20.620 Um, and it was like, it was a hundred to one at least.

00:05:23.040 And the, uh, the, uh, there was like bots in there, right?

00:05:29.900 That were doing the, uh, the typical copy pay, like, uh, I saw like probably, I counted

00:05:36.420 maybe about 10 different accounts that were all saying verbatim the same things, um, like

00:05:40.300 a script.

00:05:40.700 So I was like weak sauce, you know, come on, you know, at least get creative.

00:05:46.100 You know what I mean?

00:05:46.420 You're just popping, pasting a script.

00:05:47.660 It's terrible.

00:05:49.320 And, but they were outnumbered like a hundred to one.

00:05:51.300 It was brutal.

00:05:51.820 Like normally, you know, they think it's like, we're going to shut these people down.

00:05:55.240 Don't worry.

00:05:55.880 There'll be a couple of yahoos out there. 1.00

00:05:57.740 And then the fucking door bursts in and like million, a million people rush in and 1.00

00:06:01.600 are just like, I hate you. 1.00

00:06:02.780 Like, Oh, this is, we were not prepared for this.

00:06:04.840 They eventually figured it out and shut it down later.

00:06:07.480 But man, I just can't imagine the delusional thinking to believe that you like most people

00:06:15.720 are still on your side and like, Oh no.

00:06:17.600 And, and it was a ton of people that were like, I've, you know, I did everything you 1.00

00:06:22.680 told me, you son of a bitch. 1.00

00:06:24.040 Like I'm not getting a booster shot. 1.00

00:06:25.520 I already got two of this. 1.00

00:06:26.240 My husband has myocarditis, you motherfucker. 1.00

00:06:29.280 It was crazy. 1.00

00:06:30.500 It was just like a, Whoa, I was in awe of it.

00:06:33.440 I'm like, I am the, I am the mildest person in this chat room.

00:06:39.600 It was crazy.

00:06:41.440 Oh, and that's not even, that's not even the best part.

00:06:43.280 The best part was that we have a premier in Nova Scotia who thinks that his, his, his

00:06:51.120 thought process on how to manage and, and, and, uh, govern the province is, um, based upon

00:06:58.040 a children's science fiction novel, The Hunger Games.

00:07:04.060 We want to avoid a, they both said Hunger Games seven, eight, 10 times.

00:07:08.600 I don't know.

00:07:10.480 I don't know.

00:07:13.320 But that's what apparently is going through their minds.

00:07:15.740 They're like, Oh, this is just like that pretend science fiction movie.

00:07:18.880 That's not real.

00:07:19.660 Oh, we don't want that to happen.

00:07:21.180 Are you running a province?

00:07:22.360 And you're like, that's, Oh, we don't want to have a, we don't want to have like a tremor

00:07:27.540 situation here where there's monsters in the ground eating people.

00:07:30.160 No, no, that's not real actually.

00:07:32.020 So I wouldn't worry about that.

00:07:33.940 That's cause I live in no, I, I, I live in the world now, the real one, not the TV, uh,

00:07:39.240 pretend world where you apparently seem to reside.

00:07:41.440 I live in real life and, um, that, yeah, no, there's no Hunger Games.

00:07:45.900 It's not a thing. 0.97

00:07:47.080 Um, but you know, I, I almost, fuck, I want, apparently Tim Houston, uh, well, I mean, I 0.94

00:07:52.580 was given a heads up as to where he lives. 0.98

00:07:54.260 I was like, maybe I should go there and like, I'm going to bring a big sign.

00:07:57.800 That's like you, you're not taking me as tribute and just be dead serious.

00:08:03.680 You got another thing coming, man.

00:08:05.760 I'm not participating in another Hunger Games.

00:08:08.220 Not after last time. 1.00

00:08:10.000 Damn you. 1.00

00:08:10.620 Like it's, you know, Jesus, what is wrong with these people? 1.00

00:08:16.420 Does not want to boog, but will. 0.99

00:08:18.340 Thank you, brother.

00:08:18.940 He says, Merry Christmas prick, but really all the best to you and the rest of the biggest.

00:08:22.800 Thank you, man.

00:08:23.520 Appreciate it.

00:08:24.240 Uh, were you around last night?

00:08:25.160 We had a good stream last night.

00:08:26.040 I enjoyed that one.

00:08:26.960 It was a good one.

00:08:28.700 Um, 200, you know, 200.

00:08:31.280 I just, uh, yeah, I don't know.

00:08:32.500 I'm in a silly mood.

00:08:33.160 I thought I would come down here and hang out for a little bit while I wait for the next

00:08:36.920 thing to, I'm waiting for laundry to be done so I can, so I can use the washing machine.

00:08:40.780 That's what I'm doing.

00:08:42.340 So it's just, uh, sitting around.

00:08:44.940 Um, pilot Mike's dad texted me today after sharing about a guy who almost died of COVID.

00:08:52.660 We almost had one.

00:08:53.840 So we almost know somebody that died of COVID.

00:08:56.580 Is that where we're at after two years?

00:08:58.260 We almost know somebody.

00:09:00.120 Finally.

00:09:00.600 Someone, someone came close.

00:09:03.960 So deadly guys.

00:09:05.740 Um, I've been traveling for this whole time, this whole time.

00:09:09.860 And, uh, I was talking to somebody the other day, uh, this woman, and, uh, she was like,

00:09:15.040 uh, you know, oh yeah, what do you do? 0.99

00:09:17.040 This kind of, you know, just kind of small talk shit. 0.98

00:09:18.700 And I was like, oh yeah, you know, I'm traveling, you know, going on. 0.97

00:09:22.080 And she's like, during the pandemic, you've been, you've been traveling.

00:09:24.680 Um, like it blew her mind.

00:09:27.920 Her brain melted.

00:09:28.520 It short circuited.

00:09:29.360 She had to like control alt delete to unfreeze her, her mind.

00:09:32.440 And then alt F4, she had to unplug it.

00:09:34.920 She had to plug it back in and, uh, it doesn't work anymore.

00:09:37.920 She's got to go back.

00:09:38.640 She's got to go back to Best Buy and get a firmware update and get her brain, uh, fixed.

00:09:43.900 Cause I, I crashed her, her mind apparently with statements.

00:09:48.220 You're, you traveled during the pandemic. 0.99

00:09:50.340 I might as well have told her that like, yes, I am a serial rapist. 0.96

00:09:52.940 This is what I like to do and I do it a lot and I'm very good at it. 0.92

00:09:57.200 And you're next, you know, you've traveled.

00:10:04.400 Yes.

00:10:04.720 I've traveled a lot and, uh, uh, by air, by car, by truck.

00:10:10.520 I've stayed in many, many hotels and people's homes.

00:10:13.760 I've been to all these get togethers and gatherings and all, all of it vary against, uh, public health

00:10:18.860 regularly, you know, all of that.

00:10:20.400 I went to a political rally there.

00:10:22.160 I've done all kinds of things.

00:10:24.220 Yeah.

00:10:24.660 I'm super healthy too, by the way, super.

00:10:26.780 I'm doing great.

00:10:27.680 Great.

00:10:27.940 Actually.

00:10:28.220 I feel like fantastic.

00:10:29.780 Um, yeah, no, and not, not, uh, not vaccinated at all.

00:10:33.860 No, not even one time.

00:10:35.040 Never will be still super healthy.

00:10:37.640 Um, all my friends too.

00:10:39.740 Um, everybody I know is, uh, is, is, is, is, is fine.

00:10:43.440 It defies.

00:10:44.160 It's really hard.

00:10:44.980 Uh, you know, we're just, we're the lucky ones guys.

00:10:48.100 We're very, we're like the only platoon that survived Omaha beach without a single casualty.

00:10:54.760 I guess it's like, wow.

00:10:55.900 I mean, it was pretty bad.

00:10:57.080 We were just real lucky.

00:10:57.960 You and I, and everyone we know are just incredibly lucky.

00:11:04.720 And I love the, the number, the case numbers.

00:11:07.660 I'm just doing strang now.

00:11:09.320 Oh, this doesn't require parental consent.

00:11:13.920 Uh, the new restriction.

00:11:15.540 And, and they're just do what he says.

00:11:17.960 It's, it's funny to me that that's how it is.

00:11:20.600 Um, so Tim, Nova Scotia didn't elect Robert Strang.

00:11:30.440 Um, you're the boss.

00:11:33.340 Do you understand?

00:11:34.240 And that's how it's supposed to work.

00:11:35.940 And they all, they're all, he, he was clearly not in charge.

00:11:38.720 The body language, the way he was talking, like, do you know what I mean?

00:11:41.020 Like in, in men world, like you can tell who the guy in charge out of this group of men,

00:11:44.780 who's the guy that's like the leader, you know what I mean?

00:11:46.800 It's just basic, you know, there always is one, right?

00:11:50.100 The alpha type do whoever it is.

00:11:51.620 And any group of friends, even if they're all a bunch of wiener nerd, like Dungeons and

00:11:54.360 Dragons people, there's going to be the top nerd who's a little bit meaner than the rest

00:11:58.420 of the nerds.

00:11:58.900 And he runs that nerd pack, you know, like the stranger things kids, you know what I mean?

00:12:02.780 Like there's one that's in charge.

00:12:04.040 Like that he's, you know, but, but it was clearly Strang, like clearly the guy was just

00:12:11.360 like, well, I'm here to like count them.

00:12:14.620 Uh, I make what I do is, um, well, I, I come in every day and, uh, I, I,

00:12:20.080 I'm always, I'm always wearing a suit.

00:12:21.600 That's the first thing I make sure I'm doing.

00:12:23.420 And I, I, I, well, I mean, I didn't come into work today because we're all, we're all very

00:12:27.160 afraid and we were doing this over zoom, zoom, zoom call.

00:12:29.660 So I'm not wearing pants.

00:12:30.740 I, but, uh, I don't think that normally what I, I, I make sure all the coasters are where

00:12:35.480 they're supposed to be.

00:12:36.060 The chairs are properly, uh, you know, facing the right way.

00:12:39.660 The curtains are, you know, I dust, I do a lot of dusting.

00:12:44.320 Um, I make sure that Robert has everything that he needs.

00:12:47.580 Uh, I, you know, I, I check on him a lot.

00:12:49.520 Like I, I, I refill his coffee.

00:12:51.300 Uh, oh, which reminds me, I should probably, Robert, do you, do you need another coffee?

00:12:54.700 Oh, no, I, I'm actually heavy into the bourbon right now.

00:12:58.100 It's three o'clock.

00:12:58.900 So I'm pretty, I'm pretty drunk as it is there, Tim.

00:13:02.620 Okay.

00:13:02.880 Okay.

00:13:03.240 Well, you know, just let me know if you need it.

00:13:05.060 You need to drive home.

00:13:07.360 That's basically the relationship of the premier of Nova Scotia to his top.

00:13:11.460 Like, why are you, he can give you advice, right?

00:13:15.820 But he's not your, like, it was like, he's helpless.

00:13:20.340 He can't do anything.

00:13:21.080 Oh, well, what do we do?

00:13:22.920 Strang?

00:13:23.300 And he's like, well, let me tell you what we're going to do.

00:13:25.820 This is what's going to happen now.

00:13:27.840 And the, and the restrictions, it's just, everything's canceled.

00:13:33.800 All the kids' things are canceled.

00:13:35.220 Christmas is canceled.

00:13:36.180 New Year's is canceled.

00:13:36.840 Everything's canceled.

00:13:37.940 Everything's canceled.

00:13:46.040 People, and, and the, the media people.

00:13:49.620 Oh, my Lord.

00:13:51.400 The, the, they were asking questions.

00:13:52.880 It was like, these are, these are, who asked, who, who gave you these questions to ask?

00:13:56.620 They were basically just, they're, Billy dropped his beer.

00:14:00.620 Yeah.

00:14:01.560 Yeah, he did.

00:14:02.020 Yeah, I did.

00:14:02.720 I didn't clean up anything.

00:14:03.380 I just left and went to bed from last night.

00:14:08.080 Yeah.

00:14:08.320 A little bit crazy.

00:14:09.240 RageCast 200.

00:14:09.980 That was a good one.

00:14:10.480 I liked that one.

00:14:11.400 If you missed it, it's on all the usual places.

00:14:14.940 The hell was I just talking about?

00:14:16.900 Yeah.

00:14:17.280 They, they, they were asking for more.

00:14:18.880 Basically.

00:14:20.340 Like, so when do you think we can have more restrictions?

00:14:22.920 Like, do you think the border should be closed?

00:14:24.700 Do you think like there should be, you know, like more gathering limits?

00:14:27.840 Like, do you think it's safe for people to be outside?

00:14:29.900 Like, is it, hey, like, can we, like, how, how, premier, when, when, when will the police

00:14:34.540 be given the go ahead to like forcibly eject people inside their homes and kill dissenters?

00:14:38.860 Like, I mean, when, when exactly are you going to order, uh, these non-compliant people 0.97

00:14:43.220 to face the wall?

00:14:44.000 Well, I mean, I mean, enough is enough, premier.

00:14:48.000 Uh, well, I, uh, oh, I'll take that question, Tim, uh, because I'm really, it's, it's, it's

00:14:54.020 so, like, this is a joke.

00:14:55.840 And, um, I just laughed my ass off because it's like, this isn't, this isn't, they literally

00:15:02.540 might as well be wearing clown costumes.

00:15:04.920 They might as well be. 0.76

00:15:06.400 Everything they said was so detached from reality and insane that was like, this is, this

00:15:10.360 is bananas.

00:15:11.740 Who's listening to this?

00:15:13.060 There's lots of people apparently still, uh, but not as many as they hoped.

00:15:16.900 A lot of people are, are fleeing the ship, it seems.

00:15:19.760 And, and the only, right, and everybody needs boosters now, guys.

00:15:22.480 That conspiracy theory that's not going to happen.

00:15:24.580 No, it's not, ah, yes, it is.

00:15:27.080 You need to go get boosters now.

00:15:28.860 And they're mad because only people over the age of 50 could do it for now.

00:15:35.260 And then we're like, well, I'm going to need to expand the booster program to more people.

00:15:40.240 Oh, God, he's starting to remind me of that thing, that alien guy from, uh, remember the

00:15:45.040 first Men in Black movie?

00:15:46.260 Anybody else old?

00:15:47.280 Anybody kind of, you know, remember?

00:15:49.620 There was the, uh, the insect alien guy in the dude's body and he like couldn't fit. 0.98

00:15:54.360 So he was all fucked up. 0.98

00:15:55.380 He was just like, ah, I'm sugar. 1.00

00:15:57.700 Sugar.

00:15:58.020 Sugar.

00:15:58.100 That's kind of how Strang feels like he's evolving to me, into some kind of creature. 0.99

00:16:03.440 Uh, black guy bigot. 0.99

00:16:06.740 What's up, man? 0.99

00:16:07.320 He says, whatever happened to the MP, William Amos? 0.90

00:16:09.900 Did he get fired for jerking off on a parliamentary Zoom meeting?

00:16:12.440 I think they promote those guys, uh, typically. 0.94

00:16:15.180 They're like, you know what?

00:16:16.020 Uh, you know what, Billy?

00:16:16.960 I, Will, whatever you're going by.

00:16:18.520 Ha ha ha, pun.

00:16:19.480 Ha ha ha.

00:16:20.980 I like your style, you know?

00:16:23.980 You're, you're, you're, you're a charismatic, you're a go-getter.

00:16:27.460 You just, uh, you know, you're just, you're just living in the moment, clearly, Mr. Amos.

00:16:31.640 I mean, you're just, whatever, you know?

00:16:33.560 As, take it as it comes.

00:16:35.240 Fly by the seat of your pants that you're not wearing.

00:16:38.120 Ha ha ha.

00:16:40.800 Promote them.

00:16:41.680 Let's do it.

00:16:42.360 Ha ha ha.

00:16:44.500 It's like, these are the people in charge.

00:16:46.760 That's the government.

00:16:48.220 This is a joke.

00:16:49.620 Like, that's, I mean, guys.

00:16:51.780 I, I wish I was there.

00:16:53.100 Oh, and a friend of mine, a friend of mine, Haley, sent me some pictures of, uh, so Alderney

00:16:56.960 Landing is a spot, uh, downtown Dartmouth in Halifax, or just on the other side of the

00:17:00.520 river, where they're doing testing.

00:17:02.880 Um, and, uh, it was, like, around the block and down the street, down to the railroad tracks, 0.67

00:17:10.940 and you're just like, holy friggin' God!

00:17:13.260 And there's, like, like, this is going to take all day. 0.64

00:17:16.360 All day long.

00:17:17.380 Like, you're going to be standing there for hours.

00:17:19.000 Like, I wouldn't, people don't know.

00:17:20.980 Don't stand in line that long to go to the Rolling Stones.

00:17:23.820 What are you doing?

00:17:27.140 And they're like, oh, I hope I don't have it.

00:17:29.060 Like, how do you feel?

00:17:31.040 They're like, I feel fine.

00:17:32.260 You're fine.

00:17:32.940 Go home.

00:17:34.000 What are you doing?

00:17:36.280 When did this happen that people, like, started, like, everyone's a hypochondriac now.

00:17:42.220 Uh, if you feel sick, like, like, very ill, where you're like, this is, this is unmitigated.

00:17:46.980 Like, this is horrible.

00:17:47.780 I feel really terrible.

00:17:48.640 This isn't good.

00:17:49.080 Then you go to the hospital.

00:17:51.240 Otherwise, you just don't.

00:17:54.200 Because, uh, that's how it's always been forever.

00:17:58.420 Oh, and he said, uh...

00:18:01.080 He literally said this.

00:18:07.800 Uh, if you have any symptoms at all, just assume that you've got COVID and go get tested.

00:18:15.340 Whatever it is you have, it's probably COVID.

00:18:17.860 Go get tested.

00:18:19.220 I blew my nose earlier.

00:18:21.200 Does that...

00:18:22.360 I mean, I do that often, though.

00:18:23.800 I've got, like, sinus problems from when I was overseas.

00:18:27.480 But that's probably...

00:18:28.780 Probably COVID.

00:18:33.560 And they do it.

00:18:34.720 And they line up in the hundreds of people.

00:18:37.300 Hundreds of them.

00:18:38.140 Like, maybe thousands.

00:18:39.220 I don't know.

00:18:39.540 They're like, oh, God, I hope it's not me.

00:18:41.640 Yes.

00:18:42.440 Imagine a virus so deadly.

00:18:46.420 That you have to have someone tell you that you have it because you feel fine.

00:18:50.820 But I don't have any symptoms.

00:18:52.020 That's one of the symptoms.

00:18:53.580 Not having symptoms is one of the symptoms.

00:18:56.600 I think they said that, too.

00:18:59.040 And they did!

00:19:00.920 Asymptomatic spread.

00:19:02.120 It's asymptomatic spread, which isn't a thing.

00:19:05.280 That's doesn't...

00:19:06.000 That's not real.

00:19:06.740 Like, there's so many doctors that are like, no, no, no.

00:19:08.520 That's not... 0.96

00:19:09.160 That's ridiculous. 0.95

00:19:10.340 Preposterous. 0.99

00:19:11.740 But...

00:19:12.220 And that's been proven over and over again.

00:19:14.780 But they still do it anyway.

00:19:16.500 Just because you don't have any symptoms and you feel fine doesn't mean you're fine.

00:19:19.920 So I was like, oh, so this is just the Be Scared show, is it?

00:19:23.420 Everybody's a bit terrified all of the time.

00:19:25.760 All of the time.

00:19:26.520 I stopped being concerned about Corona like, oh, man.

00:19:31.680 April?

00:19:32.620 May of 2020?

00:19:33.860 Something like that?

00:19:34.580 We're coming into year two and I'm like, are you guys still playing this game?

00:19:38.540 Are you doing this still?

00:19:40.520 Why?

00:19:41.340 What are you doing?

00:19:44.760 I wish I could go down to that lineup.

00:19:46.760 I would live stream it.

00:19:47.780 I would do it on Instagram or somewhere.

00:19:49.900 And just be like, what are you doing?

00:19:51.760 Like, you know, park my truck on the street and be like, hey, what are you doing?

00:19:56.960 I'm like, oh, I'm going to line up and get tested.

00:19:59.860 Why?

00:20:00.860 Oh, I'm just making sure I'm doing my part, you know?

00:20:04.900 If you're sick, go to the hospital.

00:20:06.540 Oh, how do I know if I'm sick unless the test tells me that I'm sick or not?

00:20:11.600 What?

00:20:14.740 But I'm the crazy one. 1.00

00:20:16.380 Like, guys, you've lost your minds. 0.99

00:20:18.420 Stop it. 0.99

00:20:19.400 This is silly. 0.99

00:20:20.480 This is silly, silly, silliness now. 1.00

00:20:22.720 This is ridiculous. 1.00

00:20:24.480 They're scared of nothing. 0.99

00:20:26.860 It's retar- 0.94

00:20:27.680 The children, we got to get the children, we got to get the children.

00:20:32.640 There's statistically 0% chance there's anything that's going to happen to them.

00:20:36.540 That's a fact.

00:20:37.520 It's like 0.0-something percent chance that they will die.

00:20:44.820 Like a statistical zero, man.

00:20:47.520 A fraction of a percent. 1.00

00:20:50.640 So let's rush out and get a bunch of shit injected into my children. 1.00

00:20:54.220 Forever, too, by the way. 1.00

00:20:55.180 Not just one time and done.

00:20:56.740 Like, no, no, we're going to do this over and over and over and over again.

00:20:58.940 A whole bunch of times.

00:20:59.640 And it works so well.

00:21:03.040 That's why you need so many.

00:21:04.440 It works so well you need so many, but because it doesn't work as well as it should work as well as it does.

00:21:08.440 That's why we got to get more to make it work.

00:21:10.320 If it didn't, because it works so well, but doesn't work. 0.92

00:21:13.600 Just shut up and get it. 0.99

00:21:15.140 Just shut up and get more. 1.00

00:21:16.120 Get them all. 0.99

00:21:16.920 Get 50,000 of them.

00:21:18.680 I want you to be a walking- 1.00

00:21:19.980 I want you to look like that guy from Hellraiser.

00:21:22.480 Was that him?

00:21:23.360 Pinhead?

00:21:23.880 Where it's just-

00:21:24.320 There's just needles protruding from every part of your body all the time.

00:21:27.340 I want you to walk around like this.

00:21:29.000 And then maybe-

00:21:29.740 And cover that in plastic.

00:21:31.080 And then put masks all over that.

00:21:32.660 And then cover that in another layer of plastic.

00:21:35.180 Sanitize the plastic.

00:21:36.580 Spray yourself down with some kind of chemical, you know, neutralizing agent.

00:21:41.940 Bleach.

00:21:42.340 Whatever you got.

00:21:45.060 And then, when that's not-

00:21:46.840 No, you can't go outside yet.

00:21:47.940 You're not ready yet.

00:21:48.800 You're definitely not ready.

00:21:49.620 Haven't you heard of Omicron?

00:21:50.620 There's Omicron out there.

00:21:51.720 Are you kidding?

00:21:52.840 You're out of your mind?

00:21:54.500 So then, when that's done-

00:21:56.440 Then, you get another booster shot.

00:22:04.300 And then, you have 15 minutes to get your groceries and get back to the house before the booster shot wears off.

00:22:10.140 And then you got to get another one.

00:22:11.840 All right?

00:22:12.760 So, be quick.

00:22:15.100 Jack, be nimble.

00:22:15.900 Jack, be quick. 1.00

00:22:20.440 Jack, hope Strang chokes on the dick. 1.00

00:22:23.020 Zik! 1.00

00:22:23.380 There you go.

00:22:24.000 Hurry, hurry, hurry, kids.

00:22:24.980 Come on, kids.

00:22:25.500 Let's go.

00:22:25.840 We've only got 10 minutes until my magic potion wears off and the Omicron gets me.

00:22:30.140 Like, this is real life?

00:22:32.080 Like, I feel like I woke up today and watched this for the first-

00:22:34.920 I don't know what happened to me last night.

00:22:36.160 Something weird happened to me last night.

00:22:38.000 Maybe I got abducted.

00:22:38.900 I don't know.

00:22:39.760 I woke up and I was like-

00:22:40.980 It was like I'd never seen this before.

00:22:42.720 Like, this is the first time I've seen this.

00:22:45.100 The last two years didn't happen.

00:22:46.280 I'm just, like, blinking.

00:22:47.280 Like, this is a joke, right?

00:22:49.980 Like, are you kidding?

00:22:52.000 No, this is deadly serious.

00:22:53.740 I-

00:22:54.100 Why?

00:22:54.660 Where?

00:22:55.360 Prove it.

00:22:56.320 We've got-

00:22:56.840 And they announced that we've got 10 people in hospital right now.

00:22:59.680 Oh, my God.

00:23:00.460 10?

00:23:00.840 Really?

00:23:01.920 That's crazy.

00:23:03.020 It's like a million people in this province.

00:23:05.560 It's 10 people with COVID.

00:23:07.060 How many-

00:23:07.560 How old are they?

00:23:08.900 Oh, I don't have the numbers in front of me.

00:23:11.100 Well, they're under the donuts, Bobby.

00:23:13.140 Move the-

00:23:13.620 Move the pastries.

00:23:14.580 It's under that.

00:23:15.680 It's in there.

00:23:16.360 It's there.

00:23:16.660 Yes, you do.

00:23:17.740 What do you mean you don't have the numbers?

00:23:19.020 You're the top doctor.

00:23:20.360 Oh, he keeps calling himself-

00:23:21.780 That's what Haley was saying.

00:23:22.620 Chief-

00:23:23.080 The chief medical officer.

00:23:24.920 It's like medical officer.

00:23:27.140 Medical officer.

00:23:28.160 Like in-

00:23:29.200 Like in-

00:23:30.500 Like in the military?

00:23:32.080 Like my-

00:23:32.460 My M.O.?

00:23:33.620 Do you mean?

00:23:34.080 Like, is he a colonel?

00:23:35.020 Like, who is this guy?

00:23:35.780 No, he's the chief-

00:23:37.900 And he's the chief medical officer.

00:23:40.240 So how many medical officers are there?

00:23:41.800 There's so many medical officers, but he's the chief medical-

00:23:44.520 He's in charge of all the other medical officers, whatever that term means.

00:23:48.440 Sounds very official.

00:23:50.220 Sounds very important.

00:23:52.100 Sounds very unquestionably authoritative, doesn't it?

00:23:57.180 I'm the chief medical officer.

00:23:58.640 Weren't you the-

00:23:59.880 Weren't you like a rugby guy?

00:24:01.580 Weren't you the guy that, you know, was the rugby team doctor and now you do this?

00:24:05.720 What else did she- 0.71

00:24:06.500 She told me that he mixed up-

00:24:08.440 She's like-

00:24:08.820 Because she, you know, used to report on-

00:24:13.760 Nobody asked him.

00:24:15.200 He confused day surgery with elective surgery like it was the same thing.

00:24:19.320 He, and, and, that's, that would be like, I'm, uh, I'm, I'm the chief soldier officer of the Army of Dagelon. 0.98

00:24:27.380 Um, uh, make sure everybody's, uh, you know, I hold up, I hold up a fucking, uh, an M4.

00:24:33.580 I'm like, make sure everybody's machine guns are stowed away properly. 0.75

00:24:36.440 I'm like, does he, he's, does he think that, does he think that rifle's a machine gun?

00:24:41.200 Is that what he just said?

00:24:42.260 He's in charge.

00:24:43.380 That guy? 0.99

00:24:44.620 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.99

00:24:45.940 That's, no one's gonna ask this question? 0.98

00:24:48.480 Like, we're all just gonna sit there and be like, whoa, that makes perfect sense.

00:24:50.940 He doesn't even know what he's talking about. 1.00

00:24:53.300 Like, this is day one shit. 0.99

00:24:54.660 This isn't like he made a minor error. 0.99

00:24:56.060 Like, he, he, I don't think he knows what he's doing at all.

00:24:59.640 Does anybody-

00:25:00.580 I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here.

00:25:02.920 Blue Steel, La Tigra, it's the same-

00:25:10.120 Delta, Omicron, it's the same thing!

00:25:15.120 I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here.

00:25:19.780 Oh my god. 0.97

00:25:21.640 And the people that fucking just discovered it, right, are like, I don't know what you're 0.97

00:25:25.180 freaking out about. 0.94

00:25:25.880 There's like, they have no, no symptoms at all, basically.

00:25:28.800 That woman who discovered it, the South African doctor's probably just like, oh, why did I 0.81

00:25:32.360 say anything, you know?

00:25:41.420 Someone says it's the common cold.

00:25:43.000 Well, it's a coronavirus, right?

00:25:44.440 Which of, which of there are lots?

00:25:47.040 Like, the flu, the influenza A and B are coronaviruses.

00:25:49.880 The common cold is, is a coronavirus, and there's lots of different ones.

00:25:53.420 Like, this is another one. 0.99

00:25:55.500 Oh, fuck, last night, too, I saw that, that, remember the bat soup? 1.00

00:25:58.660 The bats. 1.00

00:25:59.140 It's the Delta variant and the COVID, it came from the bats.

00:26:02.500 It came from the bats!

00:26:03.640 And now, last night, I had a story, I didn't get a chance to get to it, I don't think, where

00:26:08.280 the Omicrons actually come from mice this time.

00:26:10.920 It was, the bat tried to get a mouse, and then it picked it up, and it's, do bats have

00:26:18.120 talons?

00:26:18.660 I don't know, do they eat mice?

00:26:19.500 No, they eat bugs. 0.99

00:26:20.120 I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but neither do they. 0.99

00:26:21.920 So let's just make it up as we go. 0.98

00:26:24.000 And in my world, where bats have, like, eagle talons now, they're terrifying, they're diagobats.

00:26:29.800 They're freaks.

00:26:30.860 I don't know where they came from, but they mutated.

00:26:33.440 They mutated because bat soup or something, and now we've got bat talon creatures. 1.00

00:26:39.520 And anyway, it picked up a mouse, infected it with the talons, and it dropped it.

00:26:44.920 It dropped it because it remembered, it left its bat talon family's oven on, back at the 1.00

00:26:51.060 bat cave. 1.00

00:26:51.560 And it's like, ah, crap, shit. 1.00

00:26:52.920 So I just dropped the mouse and went back to turn the oven off, so his bat cave didn't 1.00

00:26:56.860 burn down.

00:26:57.440 But then that mouse was now infected with the original, with the Delta variant, and now 0.92

00:27:02.080 it mutated inside the mouse, and the mouse is, this is a slutty mouse, by the way. 0.71

00:27:06.160 This mouse goes, and it's just banging every other mouse.

00:27:08.580 And then now, that creates the Omicron variant now.

00:27:12.660 And that made its way to people, because again, Chinese, they'll eat anything. 0.99

00:27:16.560 The people in China are just eating fucking everything. 1.00

00:27:18.380 They're eating bats, mice, alligators, fucking, you know, they're inventing animals that don't 1.00

00:27:24.280 exist yet, just so they can eat them, to see what it could taste. 0.99

00:27:27.280 Well, what tastes like, let's combine a dog with an elephant, and then let's eat that,

00:27:31.680 a deliphant, or an ella dog, and they want to eat it, because they want to see what it

00:27:36.000 tastes like, because they eat everything.

00:27:38.820 You think I'm kidding?

00:27:39.880 Like, go, dude, they'll eat anything over there. 0.95

00:27:42.660 Trent Tabbs says, big bats eat fruit.

00:27:47.020 Well, that's kind of a creepy image.

00:27:49.280 Picturing a bat, like, chowing down on an orange, like, whoa.

00:27:55.920 Kind of creepy.

00:27:57.600 That's kind of weird.

00:27:59.740 There he is again.

00:28:00.540 Does not want to boog, but will. 0.99

00:28:02.100 Says, apparently one of the symptoms of Omicron is a sore back.

00:28:04.860 Oh, of course it is. 1.00

00:28:06.340 So, fuck, I'm going to the hospital. 1.00

00:28:08.080 Luckily, it's not. 1.00

00:28:08.700 From the fall in 2004, I have COVID.

00:28:11.660 Oh, no.

00:28:12.880 Everything is it, man.

00:28:14.420 Everything is it.

00:28:16.020 Look, I've got Omicron right there.

00:28:17.700 See that?

00:28:18.100 I've got a cut on my finger.

00:28:21.160 I was trying to rearrange some equipment that I have,

00:28:24.940 and I was trying to wedge something together with a utility,

00:28:32.380 like a multi-tool that I have.

00:28:34.080 And anyway, it slipped and I got Omicron.

00:28:37.000 So, that's one of the symptoms, guys.

00:28:38.720 Heaven.

00:28:43.400 Jesus Christ.

00:28:45.620 I don't know.

00:28:46.160 I'm in a weird mood today.

00:28:48.080 I had someone, you know, Zoo told me.

00:28:50.340 He was like, you know what's going on with your beard?

00:28:52.460 It's because this is where I always touch my face like this

00:28:55.000 and kind of do this.

00:28:55.960 It's like that's, and that's exactly where it's going gray.

00:28:59.040 And for a minute, I was like, is that possible?

00:29:01.220 Could that be a thing?

00:29:02.200 That's, no.

00:29:02.820 And I had to think about it for like a minute. 1.00

00:29:04.780 I'm like, I'm an idiot. 0.99

00:29:05.600 No, that's not a thing. 1.00

00:29:06.300 It grows out of your face.

00:29:07.460 I don't know. 0.96

00:29:08.460 My brain, I think my brain melted.

00:29:10.440 I just can't anymore.

00:29:11.680 It's just, oh, my God.

00:29:19.640 Maybe I'm the Joker now.

00:29:20.800 Is that what we're going to do?

00:29:22.500 I don't know.

00:29:23.440 Is that good?

00:29:26.220 That wouldn't be good for a lot of people, I think.

00:29:33.140 First, I thought it was a pandemic.

00:29:36.580 And then I realized.

00:29:47.840 It's a joke.

00:29:50.200 It's all a joke.

00:29:52.620 I mean, it shouldn't be.

00:30:00.740 And I'm able to laugh because when they, when this happened, like, I remember, like, I have 1.00

00:30:04.980 this really stupid asshole thing that I do. 1.00

00:30:07.500 It's called having a memory. 1.00

00:30:09.700 I know.

00:30:10.240 I'm really bad.

00:30:10.940 I'm sorry.

00:30:11.820 I apologize.

00:30:12.300 I'm trying to, like, be a better person.

00:30:13.900 I'm really honestly making an effort.

00:30:15.940 And one of those things is to, like, take responsibility for your actions and accountability

00:30:19.700 and this kind of thing.

00:30:20.480 And one of those things is that I have an act.

00:30:22.000 I remember things.

00:30:23.280 And I know I'm not supposed to.

00:30:24.440 I know that's racist.

00:30:25.240 And I know you're not supposed to remember things.

00:30:27.000 But I do.

00:30:28.420 And I'm sorry.

00:30:31.080 Hi, guys.

00:30:32.240 My name is Jeremy.

00:30:33.120 And I remember things.

00:30:34.520 Hi, Jeremy.

00:30:35.740 Remembering anonymous.

00:30:37.340 People with memories anonymous.

00:30:41.220 I remember.

00:30:42.180 I remember back when they said 5% of the human race was going to die. 1.00

00:30:48.860 Like, I was like, shit. 0.99

00:30:51.040 Like, they're like, dude, it's going to be like the Spanish flu. 1.00

00:30:53.600 And it happens, like, the last, every hundred years, it happens. 1.00

00:30:55.860 Like, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:30:56.540 I guess we're due, you know. 1.00

00:30:57.700 And then it was like, oh, my God.

00:30:58.520 It's a weaponized virus.

00:30:59.600 It escaped from a lab.

00:31:00.400 It's into the wild.

00:31:01.180 It's in airports.

00:31:02.040 Like, there's no stopping it now.

00:31:03.640 Oh, it's over.

00:31:04.680 We're all going to get this now.

00:31:06.020 Christ. 1.00

00:31:06.480 And I was like, fuck. 1.00

00:31:07.520 I'm going to, like, probably at least four or five people I know in my life are going to die. 1.00

00:31:11.240 Maybe I'll die. 0.83

00:31:11.920 I don't know.

00:31:14.080 And then I waited.

00:31:15.300 And I waited.

00:31:16.920 And still nothing happened.

00:31:21.120 So, and it's not that it's, like, still on its way.

00:31:25.480 Came and went.

00:31:26.340 And then many of its friends came and went also.

00:31:29.220 Delta came over for a while.

00:31:30.680 He was real spooky.

00:31:31.780 And then, you know.

00:31:33.200 Now it's umicruente. 1.00

00:31:34.700 Like, oh, for fuck. 1.00

00:31:35.740 Like. 1.00

00:31:38.280 One of the guys in one of the chats said, was it Bass?

00:31:41.540 Was it you?

00:31:42.040 I can't remember.

00:31:43.120 It said.

00:31:45.200 It's like somebody's like, how long can this continue?

00:31:47.120 Like, how long can this actually go on for?

00:31:49.240 And he was like, judging by the lineups outside for the testing centers, I'd say a couple more years.

00:31:54.720 It's like, oh, God.

00:31:56.400 I don't want to.

00:31:57.260 But, yeah.

00:31:58.480 It could.

00:31:59.140 It definitely could happen. 0.96

00:32:00.540 Black guy bigot says, while crows do nearly as well as ravens solving intelligence tests, crows have an uncanny memory for human faces and can remember if that particular person is a threat. 0.84

00:32:11.360 But we use, the crows will hunt down and, dude, like, this is what you got to, this is why the Agilon has the crows. 0.95

00:32:18.840 You trust the crows.

00:32:19.600 The crows know who's got to go.

00:32:21.020 Because once this becomes, like, an angry mob that it's going to be, they must be scared of this.

00:32:27.380 Like, there was a bunch of people at Doug's.

00:32:28.700 He couldn't even, Doug Ford couldn't get into his house, apparently, because there's so many people there, which is amazing. 0.98

00:32:32.180 Like, fucking good. 0.96

00:32:32.960 Good for him. 0.98

00:32:34.180 A lot of people can't get into their houses anymore because they lost them because they lost their jobs because Doug Ford took them away.

00:32:38.840 So I really don't have any sympathy.

00:32:43.080 But, you know, it's like, well, how do we keep track?

00:32:45.260 There's so many criminals.

00:32:46.120 There's so many people that need to pay for what they've done.

00:32:48.000 And you just don't, God, don't worry.

00:32:49.180 The crows will remember it.

00:32:50.460 The crows know.

00:32:51.660 They're keeping track of all of this.

00:32:53.560 They're in the trees.

00:32:55.140 They've got a vantage point.

00:32:56.260 They're watching everything that's going on.

00:32:57.820 They're keeping track of everybody.

00:33:03.500 Yes.

00:33:04.600 Who is it?

00:33:06.360 Yeah.

00:33:06.760 Oh, you're right.

00:33:07.480 I forgot about that guy.

00:33:09.840 That's right.

00:33:10.600 I forgot all about Ian Rankin.

00:33:11.980 Yeah, let's go get him, too.

00:33:13.320 And McNeil.

00:33:14.280 Yes, the other premier. 1.00

00:33:15.380 Fuck. 1.00

00:33:15.700 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:33:16.100 Good for you, crow.

00:33:17.220 Thank you.

00:33:18.740 No, we'll feed you.

00:33:19.480 Don't worry.

00:33:19.900 We'll somebody.

00:33:20.820 Somebody.

00:33:23.080 He thinks he talks to crows.

00:33:29.040 Ken W says, so of the bat, if the bat gave it to the mouse, couldn't the old lady just eat a spider? 1.00

00:33:35.320 And, yeah, forget it.

00:33:39.280 Right.

00:33:39.640 We need to reverse engineer Koronu back through the hell gate from which it came. 0.84

00:33:44.960 And the only way to do that is we have to outgross the Chinese. 1.00

00:33:49.160 We have to eat grosser things than them.

00:33:51.960 And then our, uh, this is so, like, I don't know.

00:33:58.380 Like, I don't know.

00:33:59.060 I just, I can't play anymore.

00:34:00.880 Like, I'm, my, my emotional reserves, they're empty.

00:34:04.740 They're done.

00:34:05.240 It's over. 0.99

00:34:05.740 Like, I can't pretend I give a shit anymore or, like, really be that worse. 1.00

00:34:10.420 I mean, these people are out of their minds. 1.00

00:34:11.940 It's just, just let it go.

00:34:13.780 Just, just let it go off the cliff.

00:34:17.160 The monkey's out of control. 0.74

00:34:18.740 He's got a knife. 0.90

00:34:19.640 He's got a top hat and a monocle.

00:34:21.300 He's driving the train.

00:34:22.220 And he's throwing the knife around.

00:34:25.960 He's, like, trying to open a safe.

00:34:27.460 Like, there's no one driving it at all.

00:34:28.980 And you're just, like, the control panel's on fire.

00:34:31.320 You're, like, how's it look up there, man?

00:34:34.300 Oh, it's over.

00:34:35.200 It's, yeah, forget it.

00:34:36.220 This train's going down.

00:34:37.640 Just get comfortable.

00:34:38.400 I don't know.

00:34:39.020 Assume crash positions.

00:34:40.080 I don't know what to tell you.

00:34:42.780 Why, why be that upset about it?

00:34:44.300 Like, it's that, it's literally that bad.

00:34:46.240 Full draw scarves.

00:34:47.300 How you doing, man?

00:34:47.920 He says, oh, hey, yo.

00:34:49.140 Oh, I get kicked out of a shop this afternoon.

00:34:51.700 I wear a mask.

00:34:52.520 Oh, I sneeze.

00:34:53.460 She's, like, sir, you're not, you're not, you're not well.

00:34:55.880 You got to leave.

00:34:56.480 I said, I got a cold.

00:34:57.400 You remember those?

00:34:57.980 Everyone was frantic.

00:34:59.120 Oh, you got to, you wouldn't believe it.

00:35:02.140 You wouldn't, you've never seen people like, like, yeah.

00:35:05.780 Colds don't exist either.

00:35:06.840 Like, they don't.

00:35:08.060 Strang said that last year.

00:35:09.340 Or that's how I, one of my other channels got banned.

00:35:12.520 Was, uh, I played a clip of him saying that the flu doesn't exist anymore.

00:35:18.580 There's no flu anymore.

00:35:20.260 It's just, uh, all the cases are, he said this.

00:35:23.740 He said those words.

00:35:26.020 There's no, I've never seen this before, but, uh, there are no, there are no, there's

00:35:31.840 normally, like, whatever it was, I'm just throwing numbers around because I can't

00:35:34.900 remember the specific numbers, but I remember the, the, the ratio, right?

00:35:38.820 Uh, and it was basically like, man, there, and in a typical year, you'd have 10,000 cases

00:35:43.380 of, you know, in, in a place.

00:35:45.100 I don't know if it was Nova Scotia, 10,000 people hospitalized with the flu in a typical

00:35:48.440 year.

00:35:49.300 Well, what'd we have this year?

00:35:50.240 Oh, seven.

00:35:51.120 We had seven.

00:35:52.440 Like, it was that drastic of a change and, and no one was like, what?

00:35:58.340 Oh yeah, it was just, the flu's just gone.

00:36:00.640 Like, is it possible that you're marking down people with something else when they really

00:36:05.460 just have the flu?

00:36:06.100 Is that possible?

00:36:06.740 Because that would make sense, um, when you, when you look at the numbers here, Bobby.

00:36:10.160 Um, oh, sugar, I ate sugar.

00:36:15.500 Oh God.

00:36:19.540 The boog and blue taco.

00:36:20.860 How are you, man?

00:36:21.240 How are you doing?

00:36:21.640 Thanks.

00:36:21.860 He says, eat Alka-Seltzer tabs and run around Walmart yelling, the facts isn't working.

00:36:27.840 That would be a hilarious video. 0.94

00:36:29.320 I wonder, oh, I don't know if I'm that kind of person though.

00:36:32.440 I, I, I love trolling. 0.99

00:36:34.600 Like that, that kind of shit is really amusing. 0.99

00:36:36.760 Like stuff that like, um, well, you know, like what Sam Hyde used to like, you know, 0.99

00:36:41.000 a lot of these guys used to do.

00:36:42.180 And I'm just like, it's, it is funny. 0.93

00:36:43.760 It is fucking hilarious. 1.00

00:36:45.980 Worski used to do kind of stuff, you know, just being an asshole. 1.00

00:36:50.780 But that would be fun. 1.00

00:36:54.220 I was like, I could do that.

00:36:55.000 Do something like that.

00:36:56.140 Liquid Boog says, not only do crows remember the faces of those who are threats, they pass

00:37:00.400 it down to their offspring.

00:37:01.680 What?

00:37:02.780 Jeez, crows are better at keeping their own children alive than we are. 1.00

00:37:06.980 Does not want to boog, but will says, well, Doug Ford's company ran the entire time during

00:37:10.900 the pandemic and he kept collecting his check.

00:37:12.780 Oh, he's richer than he's ever been.

00:37:13.860 He's making a ton of money.

00:37:15.360 He's, he's, he's made millions and millions and millions of dollars.

00:37:18.260 I, I, I believe I was, I, I could be wrong, but I pilot Mike says, we just need to

00:37:25.840 toss, uh, all the evil ones into a volcano.

00:37:29.080 He's worth a shot. 0.98

00:37:30.120 I would be for that.

00:37:30.900 I'm fine with that.

00:37:31.980 I like to, if you're going to execute like an evil person, you can't just like shoot 0.99

00:37:35.920 them in the woods. 0.98

00:37:36.500 Like that's, you know, get everybody in on it.

00:37:39.300 Make it a, make it a community event, make it a pay-per-view.

00:37:41.880 People can buy tickets.

00:37:43.140 It's this Saturday.

00:37:44.240 It's at 8 PM at 8 PM.

00:37:46.180 Uh, you know, we're dropping this guy into a volcano from a helicopter or we're going

00:37:50.060 to lower him in slowly.

00:37:51.300 Like maybe with a rope, like, and he can like, you know, um, if he wants to do the Terminator

00:37:57.240 two thing where he's just like slowly on fire and melt it and he can do like the thumbs

00:38:00.680 up as he's lowered into the fucking volcano, something, something, you know, that would 0.98

00:38:05.100 be, that would be fun. 0.99

00:38:06.240 We could do that.

00:38:06.860 Like I just, you know, anything to spice up your day, make life a little more interesting

00:38:10.880 for you.

00:38:11.260 You know, uh, voodoo personal. 0.98

00:38:16.140 How are you?

00:38:16.640 Nice to see you.

00:38:17.180 He says, uh, or she, I have no idea who this person is.

00:38:19.360 And if ever a real deadly virus arrives, they will tell us this time it's true.

00:38:23.640 Take the vaccine.

00:38:24.660 No kidding.

00:38:25.580 Who will believe them?

00:38:26.740 Right?

00:38:28.060 There's so much damage that's been done, right?

00:38:30.620 Um, the lies are so obvious to so many people and it's just really becoming a, it's becoming

00:38:37.360 too much.

00:38:38.240 That chat though, man, that, that, that YouTube chat was.

00:38:41.440 Oh, Oh, it was insane.

00:38:43.660 And there's a bunch of people in there that like from here, I think there's a bunch of

00:38:46.860 like, Hey man, what's up?

00:38:48.000 I'm like, Hey, you came here to troll these people too.

00:38:50.000 Did you have to look you up? 1.00

00:38:51.520 Oh, fuck them. 1.00

00:38:52.240 And it was just, uh, just complete anarchy in there. 1.00

00:38:55.000 It was madness.

00:38:55.600 I couldn't believe they opened it.

00:38:56.680 And some of the people were like, I can't believe this is open.

00:38:58.540 Like where are the moderators?

00:38:59.620 Like there is none.

00:39:00.300 It's just, it's a free for all.

00:39:01.560 It's like, um, you know what, you know what it was like?

00:39:04.120 It's like if there's a truck that's carrying money and has an accident and flips over on the

00:39:10.060 highway, driver's killed.

00:39:11.660 And there's just you and a ton of people there.

00:39:14.100 And there's just money blown around. 1.00

00:39:15.280 And you're like, everyone's just like, fuck it. 1.00

00:39:18.080 Take, take it. 1.00

00:39:18.600 Let's go.

00:39:18.920 Let's go.

00:39:19.200 Let's go.

00:39:19.480 They're like shoveling money into their car before anyone finds out what's going on.

00:39:22.780 Take as much as you can.

00:39:24.000 Get it all.

00:39:24.660 They're just giving it to them.

00:39:29.080 People are like, we're coming to your house, Strang.

00:39:31.320 You're done.

00:39:32.400 Tim, I know where you live.

00:39:33.860 The car.

00:39:34.200 Oh my God.

00:39:34.780 It was just like, you couldn't even keep up with it.

00:39:37.680 It was so crazy.

00:39:38.360 It was so fast.

00:39:39.200 25,000 people, probably a thousand of them, two thousand of them in that chat, just losing

00:39:43.140 it.

00:39:45.700 It's way crazier than any live stream I've ever done.

00:39:48.480 And they get crazy.

00:39:49.780 And this was, was, was, this was something else.

00:39:52.860 How long am I going here?

00:39:53.940 40 minutes already.

00:39:54.800 I'm going to open the telegram.

00:39:56.980 Or I think.

00:39:57.600 I don't think there's anything else I want to talk about.

00:39:58.900 I don't know.

00:39:59.140 I think I'm, I think I'm running out of, I think I'm running out of things to say.

00:40:03.800 Let's, let's do that.

00:40:05.420 I'm going to see who's on telegram.

00:40:06.940 Who wants to, who wants to talk.

00:40:08.500 Greg Arcade does.

00:40:09.540 I like him.

00:40:10.360 Let's, let's, let's, let's see what he wants to say.

00:40:12.580 Greg, are you there, sir?

00:40:13.660 We're speaking with Greg Arcade on the line, coming all the way in from Manitoba, deep behind

00:40:17.780 the enemy lines of Circuline.

00:40:19.480 Greg, are you there, sir?

00:40:21.140 I'm here, man.

00:40:21.920 How are you doing?

00:40:22.700 I'm excellent.

00:40:23.480 Thank you for calling.

00:40:25.940 Yeah.

00:40:26.380 I don't know.

00:40:26.940 I'm just listening.

00:40:27.800 Thought I'd say hi.

00:40:28.940 All right.

00:40:29.480 What's going on?

00:40:30.260 I don't have anything to say.

00:40:31.440 You know me.

00:40:31.940 I don't like to talk. 1.00

00:40:32.720 What the fuck? 0.99

00:40:32.940 This is supposed, there's people listening. 1.00

00:40:35.000 I got stuck.

00:40:35.620 I can't have dead air.

00:40:36.700 Like, what are we doing here?

00:40:38.120 Figure it out. 1.00

00:40:39.060 Fuck's sake. 1.00

00:40:39.600 I don't, I do it. 1.00

00:40:40.840 Do it dance.

00:40:41.880 Can you, can you just, you know, do the.

00:40:45.720 Man, I don't video stream.

00:40:46.980 You know that.

00:40:47.800 Good stream last night, man.

00:40:49.200 Congrats on 200.

00:40:50.360 Oh, thanks.

00:40:50.900 Yeah.

00:40:51.180 What did you think of that one?

00:40:51.940 That was a weird one.

00:40:53.840 Yeah.

00:40:54.160 I feel like you were definitely being really nice.

00:40:59.260 Strange.

00:40:59.740 No, it's weird. 1.00

00:41:00.840 It's your, it's your fucking stream. 1.00

00:41:02.240 You do what you want. 1.00

00:41:03.040 Not everybody can just play.

00:41:05.160 You gotta, I think you gotta, I think you gotta, I think it has to, you gotta balance it out

00:41:08.180 at times, you know, and I think it was just one of these things.

00:41:10.120 I just felt like it's, it's time.

00:41:11.860 Like these, these, these things need to be said.

00:41:13.540 I think it's every once in a while.

00:41:14.940 You know what I mean?

00:41:15.400 It's, you can't do that.

00:41:16.100 You're a human too, man. 1.00

00:41:17.660 Like, I think a lot of people, people sometimes forget that shit too. 0.99

00:41:21.540 And there's always, there's new people coming in and out all the time. 0.99

00:41:24.140 And you know what I mean?

00:41:24.800 So it's like every once in a while, I gotta be like, remember guys, we're not evil pieces 0.99

00:41:28.160 of shit. 0.99

00:41:28.700 Okay. 1.00

00:41:29.160 And just keep that in mind.

00:41:31.020 Well, hold on.

00:41:31.680 I think you're, you're selling them the wrong, the wrong thing. 1.00

00:41:36.320 You're not evil pieces of shit. 1.00

00:41:37.860 You're in for a shock in a week. 1.00

00:41:40.200 Yeah.

00:41:40.640 Yeah.

00:41:40.800 Join one of the groups.

00:41:43.860 No, I'm just kidding, man.

00:41:45.060 It's, it's good to see you just sitting here, not loading mags.

00:41:48.780 Yeah.

00:41:49.180 Well, there's no need to that.

00:41:50.200 Everything's, everything's fine.

00:41:51.260 Everything's happy camping time.

00:41:54.140 Yep.

00:41:54.540 Happy, happy time.

00:41:55.460 Billy's back there.

00:41:56.340 He's happy.

00:41:57.040 You know, everybody's, everybody's happy.

00:41:58.840 Everybody's just having a happy time.

00:42:01.760 Having a happy goose time.

00:42:04.060 Uh, well, anybody else want to get in here and.

00:42:06.820 Okay.

00:42:07.220 Bye.

00:42:08.040 All right.

00:42:08.900 Fine.

00:42:09.700 Fine.

00:42:10.080 I'll hang out if you want, but I'm kind of like, I'm, I'm a lot to handle and I'm aware.

00:42:14.420 A lot of people don't think I'm aware of that fact.

00:42:16.360 So I don't think so.

00:42:18.460 Yeah.

00:42:18.820 Well, we'll just have to hang out more.

00:42:21.180 Yeah.

00:42:24.480 The dreaded thing.

00:42:25.560 You don't want a woman to say I've, I've seen bigger. 1.00

00:42:28.920 Like, I've had bigger men than you to deal with.

00:42:32.720 All right.

00:42:32.920 So don't worry about that.

00:42:33.880 That's just because you can't get me excited enough.

00:42:35.800 Baby.

00:42:38.900 I, okay.

00:42:40.000 Where's my pen?

00:42:40.600 I got to write that one down.

00:42:41.980 It's just.

00:42:42.240 I know.

00:42:42.680 I know.

00:42:42.740 Right.

00:42:44.320 Oh, what a nightmare. 1.00

00:42:48.500 I can't believe so many people are still like, it's so obviously stupid, you know? 1.00

00:42:52.760 No, man. 1.00

00:42:53.200 It's, it's like, I can't believe like, how do you just see what's going on and still be

00:42:58.980 like, no, it's fine.

00:43:00.060 Like, I was at a family function the other day and they're like, oh, well, there's a

00:43:03.480 new, new variant coming.

00:43:05.080 And it's like, what the, like, guys, come on.

00:43:08.580 Like, you raised me.

00:43:10.740 Am I in trouble when I'm like older?

00:43:13.400 Like, am I going to start thinking like you?

00:43:16.340 Yeah.

00:43:16.580 What, what is, uh, what, what's the next one going to be?

00:43:19.080 Like what, what, that's what I really find hilarious. 0.94

00:43:21.520 Like this is just going to get more and more ridiculous.

00:43:24.660 But what I, what I'm concerned, what does concern me is like, what are they going to

00:43:27.060 do when it, when it starts to fall apart?

00:43:28.980 Like what's the kill switch they have?

00:43:30.580 What's the, what's the ace in the hole?

00:43:32.760 They must have one.

00:43:33.400 There is no kill switch.

00:43:34.220 This has all happened before, man.

00:43:35.760 I guess.

00:43:36.300 Like think about everything. 0.99

00:43:37.320 All, all of history is so fake and gay. 1.00

00:43:40.140 It is. 0.98

00:43:40.860 And it's just, you can't, you can't even deny that it is.

00:43:43.920 No, those things definitely.

00:43:46.020 Well, it's, it's, it's like, it's just, it's, it's been happening for so long.

00:43:50.060 Like people get used to something.

00:43:51.760 Right.

00:43:52.020 And they, they've been winning for so long, but like they, eventually they won't.

00:43:55.100 It's like, imagine, you know what it feels like?

00:43:58.500 Imagine growing up with Muhammad Ali.

00:44:00.760 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:44:01.460 Like this guy is an unstoppable fucking force. 1.00

00:44:03.900 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:44:04.240 He's just damn. 0.99

00:44:05.060 And then at one, and then it's like 1980 and you're like, oh damn, Ali's not good anymore. 1.00

00:44:10.180 Like he needs to retire. 0.98

00:44:11.600 He's getting beat up.

00:44:12.760 Like how did this happen?

00:44:14.360 That's exactly what's happened.

00:44:15.320 Like, and I think one thing too, and like everybody be forewarned, I'm slightly black

00:44:19.780 filled today. 0.99

00:44:20.280 So I'm just like, everything's bullshit. 1.00

00:44:22.700 Fuck this. 1.00

00:44:23.520 But I think what happens to our side is just like, oh my running around, punching holes 1.00

00:44:30.340 in the lifeboats.

00:44:31.040 It's pointless.

00:44:31.780 Anyway, I'm doing you a favor. 0.83

00:44:33.160 We all have to drown at some point.

00:44:36.920 No, but 0.99

00:44:37.620 He's so crazy.

00:44:42.080 No, but like what happens to our side is like, we go, oh man, there's no living with them.

00:44:47.640 And then we just disappear into the, into the rural wilderness.

00:44:51.280 And it's just, I think that may be what happens over and over again.

00:44:54.700 Cause like how many old timers have you met who are just like, man, that guy's seen some 0.99

00:44:59.340 shit. 0.99

00:44:59.620 And then you're just like, oh, that guy thinks I'm a loser because I'm still part of the 1.00

00:45:03.580 system.

00:45:04.180 Yeah.

00:45:04.580 Like that's where I'm starting to get with my head.

00:45:06.560 I don't know.

00:45:06.960 Maybe I'm wrong. 0.96

00:45:07.880 Maybe I'm dumb, but whatever. 0.93

00:45:09.380 There's a lot of people figuring it out though. 0.79

00:45:10.920 And like, so I went to this, uh, this get together there in the city, uh, over the weekend

00:45:14.980 and there was like, there was a lot of people that like, there essentially would have been

00:45:19.100 normal, like in just the last two years.

00:45:20.920 And they're asking me about like all of the things and all of the document and they know

00:45:24.300 about a lot of the things and the documentaries.

00:45:26.160 And I'm really surprised.

00:45:27.080 I'm like, whoa, like, oh man, this is, you know, this is really getting out there, isn't

00:45:33.420 it?

00:45:33.580 Things are really spreading around now because it's, you know, it's just true.

00:45:37.380 And eventually, uh, people can ignore it, can ignore reality if it's not that harmful

00:45:42.160 to do it.

00:45:42.680 You know what I mean?

00:45:43.060 It's like, like, you know, back when Stephen Harper was sorry.

00:45:47.700 Oh, I was going to say at that family function I was at, I started picking up that a couple

00:45:52.200 of the people who are like, uh, family friends, right.

00:45:55.540 I feel like they were starting to get it.

00:45:57.480 And my wife looked over to me because, uh, the one guy, like older gentleman, great guy,

00:46:02.160 uh, love him to death.

00:46:03.300 And he's just like, uh, well, what do you think of all this? 1.00

00:46:06.320 And she looked at me because she's like, oh fuck, here we go. 0.99

00:46:09.220 Craig's going to say something. 1.00

00:46:10.280 I go, well, do you want the socially acceptable response or do you want the truth?

00:46:13.960 Cause like, I'm done.

00:46:15.100 And then I started, he's like, well, I want the truth for sure.

00:46:17.480 And I said the truth.

00:46:18.260 And then everyone's like, whoa, hold on there.

00:46:21.500 You know?

00:46:22.220 So it's just like, well, what, well, what do you want?

00:46:24.480 I'm just going to like, I'm going to go to the kitchen and drink by myself.

00:46:27.940 Yeah, you're going to have to process it.

00:46:29.940 I remember the first time I watched a, uh, a documentary, a gentleman made that it was

00:46:34.420 so shocking to me that I was like, this was it a pornography this, well, no, that came

00:46:39.580 after that's what I do.

00:46:40.580 That's what I do.

00:46:41.240 So I can sleep at night and relax because I'm so stressed out just furiously.

00:46:45.200 I can't shut up.

00:46:45.960 What am I?

00:46:46.400 Why am I?

00:46:47.260 Are you talking?

00:46:47.980 Should I talk right now?

00:46:48.800 I don't know.

00:46:49.460 I don't know.

00:46:49.900 This is a train wreck.

00:46:50.840 I can't say this in public.

00:46:51.860 Sorry, there you go.

00:46:54.560 I keep using that screen.

00:46:57.980 Yeah, no, but I saw it and I was just like, this is like, it was, it was so different than

00:47:05.280 what I had.

00:47:06.620 You know what I mean?

00:47:07.100 It wasn't like, here's the truth.

00:47:09.380 It's slightly a little bit different than what you think.

00:47:12.520 Like, no, it's radically, radically different than you thought what was going on. 0.98

00:47:15.520 And it's like, holy shit, but it never goes away. 0.98

00:47:18.140 It stayed with me. 0.98

00:47:18.840 And then for like a year, and then I went back and watched it again, and then I thought

00:47:23.680 about it some more, and then I started like double checking some of this stuff, and I'm

00:47:26.680 like, eventually it's just like, Jesus Christ.

00:47:28.240 You know, I think I've used this metaphor before, too.

00:47:30.400 It's like if your spouse or somebody is like cheating on you, like it doesn't happen all

00:47:33.580 at once.

00:47:33.900 Like, well, hopefully not, because it's horrifying, but you're just surprised. 0.99

00:47:37.140 You're like, what the fuck? 0.98

00:47:38.320 But it's like, you were suspicious for a long time. 0.99

00:47:40.240 Like, there is something, there's clues, there's little hints, and then you start getting

00:47:44.200 suspicious, and then, you know what I mean?

00:47:45.760 It's a dance.

00:47:46.660 It takes a little while.

00:47:47.380 Well, and that's now, it's basically now there's a lot of people realizing that the 0.98

00:47:52.340 government is a slot, and it's, you know, like, oh my God, it's fucking everybody, isn't 0.98

00:47:56.820 it? 0.99

00:47:57.060 Yes, it is.

00:47:57.980 I think that plays into what I was saying before, where it's like, this has happened

00:48:01.080 before, and it's going to happen again, and it's like this deadly cycle, because there's

00:48:05.240 people like us who are like, oh, yeah, this comes in gradually, and then there's that

00:48:10.360 side who's just like, oh my gosh, there's Nazis?

00:48:13.720 I'm going to fight them today. 0.98

00:48:15.060 Oh, man, I definitely fight them.

00:48:17.240 I definitely do that.

00:48:18.160 It's like, no, you didn't. 0.99

00:48:19.280 You sat on your ass while a bunch of people got called bad names by the media system that 1.00

00:48:23.920 was designed to diminish them. 1.00

00:48:25.440 And those people are standing up for you, you shit. 1.00

00:48:28.160 Yes. 1.00

00:48:28.400 And it's just like, it's like, you reach a point where you're like, I don't want to stand 0.99

00:48:33.320 up for those dicks anymore. 0.99

00:48:34.260 Like, I stand up for my friends, like people in this chat. 0.99

00:48:36.900 I just try to, yeah.

00:48:37.700 I try not to let them demoralize me, because it's like, you know, there's a lot of people

00:48:41.220 that are worth saving and do need, you know what I mean?

00:48:43.840 But there's just-

00:48:44.720 Totally.

00:48:44.880 Yeah, that's what I mean.

00:48:46.020 But yeah, but if you let them be like, then you stop helping at all, and now other people

00:48:50.100 that you could have helped are suffering because you're not putting the effort in anymore. 0.98

00:48:54.040 I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. 0.99

00:48:54.920 Gary says, oh, what the hell was that? 0.99

00:48:58.360 Gary's weird.

00:48:58.780 Weird alert.

00:48:59.360 Since the Dagonalon 200 was full of apologizing, here's mine for not showing up.

00:49:02.860 It wasn't full of apologizing.

00:49:04.980 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:49:06.040 You're making me sound like it was a fucking Dr. Phil episode. 0.99

00:49:08.680 It wasn't that bad. 0.97

00:49:10.080 I feel like make you a screen where you're sitting at the front of the class apologizing

00:49:13.560 for something you did.

00:49:14.220 Or maybe the Bart Simpson.

00:49:15.560 The Bart Simpson intro.

00:49:17.160 Where he's writing on the board.

00:49:18.440 Yeah.

00:49:18.800 Yeah.

00:49:19.260 Okay. 1.00

00:49:20.500 I will stop being such a piece of shit. 1.00

00:49:24.920 I don't know what I should say. 1.00

00:49:27.340 A couple people have messaged me because they don't.

00:49:30.760 How did they message me?

00:49:32.200 Anyway, they said, how are you in the chat?

00:49:36.240 And I'm like, no, I'm just on Telegram, but there's people on Entropy.

00:49:40.340 All right.

00:49:40.860 So, yeah, what I'm using now is my Telegram page.

00:49:44.640 So, t.me slash RagingDistence Telegram page.

00:49:46.700 If you don't have the app, I don't know what's wrong with you.

00:49:47.880 I don't know where you've been.

00:49:48.560 I don't know what.

00:49:49.120 You must be brand new and not have any.

00:49:50.600 What side are you on?

00:49:51.820 If you don't have Telegram by now, you're probably like,

00:49:54.920 there's a Building 7?

00:49:56.080 What do you mean?

00:49:57.340 Yeah.

00:49:57.740 Like, what do you mean, Building 7?

00:49:59.020 You're like, oh, man, you are so far behind.

00:50:01.740 Oof.

00:50:02.200 We got to.

00:50:02.580 All right.

00:50:02.820 Put them in grade primary.

00:50:04.580 Like, you sit at the front of the bus.

00:50:06.200 We're going to give you a tutor.

00:50:07.680 You're going to do extra work after class.

00:50:10.980 Someone's going to have to come home with you.

00:50:12.880 Yeah.

00:50:13.180 You're going to need a little.

00:50:13.720 Dissident right wing, like, kindergarten where it's like, oh, yeah.

00:50:17.360 Gab.

00:50:17.940 You go on the short bus.

00:50:20.080 Start a Gab account and then come find us in a few years.

00:50:24.520 They need a teacher's aid.

00:50:26.120 Yeah.

00:50:27.300 And they're like, listen.

00:50:29.920 Gary has to police them.

00:50:31.200 I was like, come on, kids.

00:50:32.500 There's like seven of them.

00:50:33.360 They've got like lollipops.

00:50:34.400 Like, what's going on?

00:50:35.460 You're like, oh, God.

00:50:36.280 Like, they're way behind.

00:50:37.540 We'll get you there.

00:50:38.200 Oh, man.

00:50:38.880 Yeah, that's funny.

00:50:39.560 So I feel like I'm hijacking this screen from you, man.

00:50:41.940 I'm sorry.

00:50:42.400 I'm almost.

00:50:42.880 I got to go eat here in a second anyway.

00:50:44.420 So I'll get another.

00:50:45.340 Hey, can I plug our Christmas show tomorrow?

00:50:47.700 I guess so.

00:50:48.920 Okay.

00:50:49.220 So you guys know Chris Burke. 1.00

00:50:51.380 Fuck you, man. 1.00

00:50:52.440 I'm joking. 1.00

00:50:53.300 I'm doing this for you.

00:50:56.640 So Chris Burke.

00:50:58.020 Chris Burke does his East Coast Kitchen Party the hour before RageCast tomorrow.

00:51:03.480 And we're going to I'm going to be joining him.

00:51:05.040 And then we got some special messages from a couple of the other content creators in the community.

00:51:09.480 And we're going to play you some tunes, probably Christmas songs.

00:51:12.320 I don't know.

00:51:12.900 I didn't start learning any yet, but we'll try.

00:51:15.340 And yeah, we'll have some fun.

00:51:16.980 If you guys want to come out, it's you'll find.

00:51:18.960 Grandma got locked up in her senior's home. 0.84

00:51:21.040 She can't come out because she's not vaccinated.

00:51:23.420 Oh, man.

00:51:24.700 Do I have to spend the rest of the night making parodies?

00:51:26.560 All alone.

00:51:27.220 Merry Christmas, Tim Houston.

00:51:30.040 Yeah, it's great.

00:51:31.800 Everything's fine.

00:51:32.960 Perfect.

00:51:33.580 Yeah, everything's fine.

00:51:34.580 As the dog sits in the house with the flames around.

00:51:37.300 This is fine.

00:51:37.980 This is fine.

00:51:38.620 Everything's fine.

00:51:39.080 This is fine.

00:51:40.260 I don't I don't know.

00:51:41.400 I'm OK.

00:51:42.140 I've had worse.

00:51:43.000 Worse things than this have happened.

00:51:44.960 Yeah.

00:51:45.700 Yeah.

00:51:46.100 Remember that time it rained on Halloween, Greg?

00:51:48.420 Oh, that was a bad time.

00:51:49.660 Oh, man.

00:51:50.180 That was worse.

00:51:51.640 That was way worse.

00:51:53.340 Jeez.

00:51:53.720 It wasn't even worse.

00:51:55.120 You guys have Halloween where it's not like minus temperatures.

00:51:57.920 That's fine.

00:51:59.440 Yes.

00:52:00.580 Oh, yeah.

00:52:00.920 You're in Winnipeg.

00:52:01.780 It was just like.

00:52:02.900 All right, kids.

00:52:03.580 Come back inside.

00:52:05.080 It's like the darkness is coming.

00:52:06.700 It's like Game of Thrones where you have to like the children of Winnipeg have to escape

00:52:10.320 the shade because it'll freeze to death if they get caught in it.

00:52:13.380 Kids, get back inside. 0.91

00:52:14.760 It's October 25th.

00:52:15.860 You know what happens.

00:52:18.780 Man, some years.

00:52:20.800 Some years it's gorgeous.

00:52:22.540 And some years it's honestly like what it is outside right now, which isn't that.

00:52:25.980 It's OK.

00:52:26.780 I'm saying it's not that bad, but it's like minus 20 or something.

00:52:31.040 Yeah.

00:52:31.280 It makes it feel alive.

00:52:33.240 Yeah.

00:52:33.660 A nice, nice, dry air.

00:52:35.720 That's really good for the lungs. 0.97

00:52:37.560 Could you ever kill me today? 0.94

00:52:39.660 We'll find out. 0.98

00:52:41.440 Everyone in Winnipeg is walking around with like, well, I've got board shorts here just

00:52:45.420 in case it's that kind of day.

00:52:46.440 And over here, I've got a survival suit.

00:52:49.680 It's like springtime.

00:52:51.000 If you're like a high school kid, right?

00:52:52.160 You have that kid who's like in flip flops and shorts and it's like three degrees.

00:52:55.980 I don't even feel cold.

00:52:57.980 Everybody's met that kid.

00:52:59.500 Why the?

00:53:00.040 OK, I got to shut this down a minute.

00:53:02.100 I'll talk.

00:53:02.600 But why?

00:53:03.620 Why is that a thing?

00:53:05.280 Why do those kids exist? 0.88

00:53:07.220 And everybody knows one.

00:53:08.580 And it's always I met one of them not that long ago.

00:53:12.060 It's because that's like the identity, man.

00:53:14.820 And that's that's what makes them feel like a person because it's like I really like real

00:53:19.860 big fish and that's why I'm going to wear these Hawaiian shorts and flip flops.

00:53:24.320 It's like that will be a reason why one of these people do this.

00:53:27.400 Like there's always that guy.

00:53:28.880 Right.

00:53:29.080 I remember I was at a New Year's Eve party way, way, way back with my kid's mom, like

00:53:32.540 right when we first started dating.

00:53:33.500 So like 10 years ago or seven or eight years ago, something like that.

00:53:35.700 And there was this guy there who was just it was New Year's Eve.

00:53:38.640 It was January, you know, New Year's Eve.

00:53:40.860 And it was Fredericton, New Brunswick.

00:53:42.520 It wasn't like we were in Florida.

00:53:43.780 The guy's in like shorts and a T-shirt.

00:53:45.660 And I'm just like, we're outside.

00:53:47.160 I'm like, aren't you dude?

00:53:48.720 Aren't you cold?

00:53:49.400 He's like, I don't get cold. 1.00

00:53:50.800 I'm like, oh, for oh, fucking Mr. Freeze over here, guys. 0.98

00:53:54.860 He's got superpowers. 1.00

00:53:56.040 Like, what an idiot. 1.00

00:53:57.100 Hold on. 1.00

00:53:58.640 Before I validate your side of the story, what was the temperature? 1.00

00:54:02.160 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:54:02.900 It was probably. 1.00

00:54:03.640 I don't want this to be like, oh, it was like 13 degrees.

00:54:06.220 It was so cold.

00:54:06.820 No, no.

00:54:07.160 It wasn't.

00:54:07.760 It wasn't like minus 30 where it's like he's going to imminently get frost.

00:54:10.920 It was cold enough that he that he would have been very uncomfortable, but was refusing

00:54:15.760 to admit that he was because that's what fucking totally, you know, I don't even get cold. 1.00

00:54:20.900 I'm like, you're a retard, man. 1.00

00:54:22.640 Put a sweater on, you fucking idiot. 1.00

00:54:24.640 It was like minus 12 outside or something, right? 1.00

00:54:26.940 He's got a T-shirt on.

00:54:27.820 I'm like, what are you doing?

00:54:28.960 He's like, I'm just tough.

00:54:29.980 I'm like, no, you're not. 1.00

00:54:30.820 You're an idiot. 1.00

00:54:31.740 There's a difference between being tough and being an idiot. 1.00

00:54:33.580 You're being an idiot right now. 1.00

00:54:35.220 And I had seen it since I went to high school. 1.00

00:54:37.220 I knew a kid in high school is a friend of mine who would come to school in shorts all

00:54:41.360 the time.

00:54:41.820 And I'm like, what? 0.99

00:54:42.680 It's fucking February, Richard. 0.99

00:54:44.440 And he's like, whatever. 1.00

00:54:45.240 I don't care.

00:54:46.820 Or you get those girls who wear a tube top as a whole dress. 1.00

00:54:51.440 And they're like, I have to go get something warm from my locker.

00:54:54.580 And they come back and like cute little mists.

00:54:56.120 See, that's worse. 0.99

00:54:59.320 So those women are brainwashed. 1.00

00:55:00.820 And I've seen them. 0.93

00:55:01.600 I've gone out to like bars and stuff.

00:55:02.920 I mean, I'm not a good boy.

00:55:04.180 I've done some things. 0.96

00:55:04.840 And they'll be there in like skimpy, like slutty outfits. 0.99

00:55:08.900 And it's like minus 27.

00:55:11.020 And I'm like in a winter coat and like with a hat on.

00:55:13.720 I'm like looking at them like.

00:55:15.320 And she's just like, I'm not cold.

00:55:17.020 And in her head, it's like it's more important.

00:55:18.220 I really hope some guy slings one up me tonight.

00:55:21.320 It's like, remember, it's more important to look pretty than to survive.

00:55:26.820 Like, oh, my God. 0.58

00:55:28.400 How brainwashed are you, lady? 1.00

00:55:29.880 Like, oh, I can't feel my tits because they're frozen off. 1.00

00:55:33.260 But it's fine because I look good. 0.96

00:55:34.840 Ha, ha, ha.

00:55:35.300 And then they just all over the head.

00:55:36.960 We have to fix this culture. 0.99

00:55:38.300 This is ridiculous. 0.78

00:55:39.460 Like looking back on the last 20 years, like even things in the 90s and 80s were hilarious. 0.76

00:55:45.440 But at least they were hilarious.

00:55:46.720 But like the last little bit, how nuts it is.

00:55:49.240 It's just like, no, learn to bake a loaf of bread.

00:55:51.900 It's another analogy.

00:55:52.980 That is sexy.

00:55:53.540 Like hockey.

00:55:54.340 I used to really follow hockey a lot.

00:55:55.820 And there's like they go through phases where you like try and build a championship team.

00:55:59.380 And then sometimes it just goes horribly wrong. 0.99

00:56:02.760 Like a few years into this, you're just like, oh, this is a fucking disaster. 0.99

00:56:06.960 Like it started off. 0.98

00:56:07.840 I thought we were going to do something good here.

00:56:09.440 It looked good.

00:56:10.180 These were good players.

00:56:11.220 We got Dion Phaneuf on the team.

00:56:13.480 You know, things are looking.

00:56:14.980 And then a couple years later, it's like, oh, this is an unmitigated disaster.

00:56:17.920 We have to blow it all up and start all over again. 0.99

00:56:20.180 This is fucking awful. 0.99

00:56:21.560 You know, we need a new coach. 1.00

00:56:22.220 We don't need a new coach.

00:56:22.900 We need new everything.

00:56:23.920 Everybody's got to go.

00:56:24.620 Get clean house.

00:56:25.620 You know, try to die again.

00:56:26.860 So that's society.

00:56:28.120 It's we're in stage for year four of the rebuild, which is not going well.

00:56:32.420 So let's try again.

00:56:34.320 Being a kid from Winnipeg, one of the biggest heartbreak things was the NHL when I still

00:56:38.040 cared about sports ball. 0.95

00:56:39.220 Now I think it's the gayest thing in the world. 1.00

00:56:41.320 It's like, like, I don't know.

00:56:43.060 I'm in and out on Owen Benjamin, but I really think he is right when he's like, you know,

00:56:48.200 there's nothing more like cuckoldy than wearing another guy's name on the back of your shirt.

00:56:53.220 Did he steal that from me?

00:56:54.400 I said that like two years ago and I've been saying it for a while.

00:56:57.620 It might've made it to, but I mean, I don't, someone probably, cause we had a lot of crossover,

00:57:02.020 like a lot of people that listen to me also listen to him and it probably made its way

00:57:05.720 into his ear somewhere.

00:57:06.440 But I remember saying that, uh, I was just, it just hit me.

00:57:09.600 I was like, you're wearing, you're wearing another man's name on your back.

00:57:13.100 Like he owns you. 1.00

00:57:14.040 Like you're his bitch and he's your pimp or something. 1.00

00:57:16.320 Like it's kind of fucked up and think about it, you know, it is weird, man. 1.00

00:57:19.300 Like when you think about all this stuff that we've been into, uh, or encouraged to be 0.99

00:57:25.000 a part of in the end, it's just like, what the, what the fuck has been going on?

00:57:30.460 Like when the veil lifts, right.

00:57:32.380 And it's, it lifted slowly over a few years here for most people. 0.98

00:57:36.280 But I remember getting mine lifted a little sooner and it's like, holy shit. 0.99

00:57:40.240 Fucking good. 0.98

00:57:40.700 And then like when, when you see someone who left, it's like, you're out, you're out. 0.97

00:57:45.640 How did you do this?

00:57:47.140 Yeah.

00:57:47.940 I'm just outside the fence, like eating, eating a, eating a sandwich.

00:57:51.340 Like, Hey. 1.00

00:57:52.380 And they're like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:57:53.600 Weren't you just in here? 1.00

00:57:54.640 I'm like, I was, I tunneled out.

00:57:56.180 I dug a tunnel.

00:57:56.920 Yeah.

00:57:57.160 I'm like, where is it?

00:57:58.500 I'm like, it's in there.

00:57:59.320 Don't keep looking.

00:58:00.880 Do you want to come back in?

00:58:02.340 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:58:03.800 Thank you.

00:58:04.480 It's crazy in there.

00:58:06.160 Everyone's getting stuck with needles and like, eye bleeding, watching TV and like other 0.98

00:58:11.020 kids are all sluts and killing each other. 1.00

00:58:12.960 And you're like, you want to come back in here? 1.00

00:58:14.080 I'm like, no, I'm fine out here.

00:58:15.320 You enjoy your, uh. 1.00

00:58:16.160 They're murderous sluts. 1.00

00:58:19.640 Oh my gosh. 1.00

00:58:21.040 They're murdering so sexy. 0.99

00:58:22.900 Like, oh God. 0.99

00:58:24.400 This is so hot the way you're killing me. 1.00

00:58:26.320 Like, what in the fuck is going on in there? 0.99

00:58:30.100 Oh, this is Western civilization, Johnny. 1.00

00:58:32.240 Like, oh, that's terrible.

00:58:33.600 Well, that's gone.

00:58:34.720 We need to save it.

00:58:36.180 Nope.

00:58:37.080 Like, looking at an old picture of your grandparents from the fifties with your parents and you're

00:58:41.820 just, then you look back into the nightmare and look back at the picture and you're just

00:58:44.760 like, how, how did, how did, how did we, what happened?

00:58:49.560 How did this happen?

00:58:50.840 What?

00:58:51.320 Oh, I don't know.

00:58:52.140 Was I, okay.

00:58:53.000 So my buddy from here, was I telling you the thing about the Velveeta?

00:58:55.920 Did I tell you that?

00:58:56.980 No, no, no.

00:58:57.520 So, okay.

00:58:58.060 So like you have pictures of your grandparents who are like, go hunt something and eat it

00:59:03.020 and then bake something.

00:59:04.040 And then they built a, they built an engine that afternoon so that they could make their,

00:59:08.720 their children.

00:59:10.780 Their children, their children are like, I guess my parents' generation.

00:59:14.600 So not to say this about my parents, but in general, I know there's a lot of boomers

00:59:18.660 in here too.

00:59:19.180 Sorry, boomers. 1.00

00:59:19.780 But it's like, you better lick up that last squirt of Velveeta on your plate and wash it

00:59:24.360 down with that Mountain Dew.

00:59:25.780 If you don't eat that Mountain Dew, there'll be no cool whip for dinner.

00:59:28.920 You know, or for dessert.

00:59:31.040 It's like, that's who you want to listen to with all this going on?

00:59:34.900 Just go get it.

00:59:36.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:37.320 All right, kids.

00:59:38.440 It's supper time. 1.00

00:59:39.380 Have some Kool-Aid and have some fucking, you know, like this is poison. 1.00

00:59:43.200 Here's some yellow colored chemicals with your red colored chemicals. 1.00

00:59:46.720 Make sure you get your green.

00:59:48.480 That's your Mountain Dew.

00:59:49.440 If you ask questions, like here, have some hot dogs and bologna sandwiches, kids.

00:59:53.880 Like these are food that we would eat.

00:59:55.060 I'm like, this isn't even food.

00:59:56.580 I didn't know any better.

00:59:57.560 And now they're like, just go on.

00:59:58.460 It's weird.

01:00:00.040 It's weird.

01:00:00.760 Like, and if anybody wants to go down a cool rabbit hole, go look up the origins of supermarkets.

01:00:05.840 But anyway, so they're all full of food that kills you now.

01:00:10.700 And that's another thing that like Fulger on me wanted to get going, right?

01:00:14.320 Doing like a recipes channel. 0.99

01:00:15.880 Because I found a lot of people don't know how to cook because like you don't need a lot of shit. 0.98

01:00:20.500 I mean, I learned how to cook like five things. 0.99

01:00:22.380 I'm like, good, done.

01:00:23.960 And that's all you need to do.

01:00:25.540 Like rotate five good things and then you'll be happy.

01:00:28.080 But I think that's like if you can get out of the supermarket.

01:00:31.180 You know, you've got pizza night and then you're usually hung over one of those days anyway.

01:00:34.800 So you don't eat much anyway.

01:00:36.080 And there you go.

01:00:36.620 You're done.

01:00:37.040 You don't eat anymore.

01:00:37.900 You're like, hey, oh, he's in there.

01:00:41.440 Yeah.

01:00:41.780 Alex is in there.

01:00:42.680 What's going on over here?

01:00:43.680 Yeah.

01:00:44.200 Fairy's in here too.

01:00:45.060 What's going on over here? 1.00

01:00:46.400 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:00:47.060 Oh, he's destroying your stream. 1.00

01:00:51.200 Yeah.

01:00:51.460 He's completely hijacked.

01:00:52.620 That's fine.

01:00:53.620 I'm going to go.

01:00:54.620 But 20 minutes later, we're talking about cannolis and Velveeta cheese.

01:00:57.780 Get out of here before we start talking about what's on the dark side of the moon or something.

01:01:01.680 What's going on up there?

01:01:03.040 Dude, we're on the dark side of the moon.

01:01:04.960 I muted him.

01:01:07.460 I had to get rid of him.

01:01:08.160 It was never going to end.

01:01:09.320 It was just.

01:01:11.620 Greg.

01:01:12.500 Oh, he's out with the doggy.

01:01:14.380 He's got the doggy out.

01:01:16.300 Oh, nice.

01:01:17.220 How do I.

01:01:18.880 Big this big enough.

01:01:20.340 I just want to.

01:01:20.860 There we go.

01:01:21.660 So, okay.

01:01:22.120 You can do this.

01:01:22.780 You can throw my desktop that way.

01:01:24.000 There he goes. 0.95

01:01:26.500 He's the littlest bigot. 0.59

01:01:33.440 He's looking. 0.99

01:01:33.920 Where's his mouth?

01:01:34.580 You need the mask. 0.59

01:01:35.680 He's going to go.

01:01:36.240 He's trying to find someone to go do a dog Hitler salute to.

01:01:40.180 He's working his way up to the Count Dankula.

01:01:43.080 Oh, there he is.

01:01:43.760 Look at this.

01:01:44.000 He needs some doggles.

01:01:46.780 I want some doggles for my dog.

01:01:48.620 Doggles?

01:01:49.020 Those are sweet.

01:01:50.000 Dog goggles.

01:01:50.660 Yeah.

01:01:50.920 Goggles for your dog.

01:01:51.880 They're called goggles.

01:01:53.640 Oh, dude.

01:01:54.620 I saw the picture you posted.

01:01:56.160 That was him, wasn't it?

01:01:57.160 He had the goggles on?

01:01:57.920 He's like, he is.

01:01:58.220 No, no.

01:01:58.560 That was somebody else in Mali that they have.

01:02:00.800 That's just another Malinois dog that someone has put goggles on.

01:02:04.460 Apparently, that's what we do here.

01:02:05.500 We look at these dogs, and we put things on their heads to make them angry.

01:02:08.680 I don't know.

01:02:09.940 There's a few Malinois in the community.

01:02:12.960 Nice.

01:02:13.900 Yeah.

01:02:15.680 I kind of mentioned this.

01:02:16.740 I'd hate to be the person that busts through the door.

01:02:19.800 They're losing some nuts.

01:02:21.080 That wouldn't be a good idea.

01:02:21.840 It looks pretty cold over there.

01:02:24.760 No, it's not too bad today.

01:02:26.060 I think it's like minus five.

01:02:27.060 See, he's dressed appropriately.

01:02:28.600 Because imagine if he's one of the...

01:02:29.480 I was laughing on your stream last night.

01:02:30.920 You're like, they used to call me Big Greasy.

01:02:32.360 I was like, I wonder if you were that guy.

01:02:33.920 You're wearing shorts and a t-shirt because he's a big dude, right?

01:02:36.560 He's like, I don't even get cold.

01:02:37.780 I just sweat.

01:02:38.900 I'm not even cold.

01:02:39.540 It's minus 16, Alex.

01:02:40.900 No, I'm fine.

01:02:41.620 It's totally fine. 1.00

01:02:42.560 You're a liar. 1.00

01:02:43.420 You're a human being. 1.00

01:02:44.480 It's cold. 1.00

01:02:45.040 Put on a fucking sweater. 1.00

01:02:47.280 I would absolutely rather it be minus 30 than plus 30. 1.00

01:02:50.940 I fucking hate plus 30. 0.99

01:02:53.280 I'm not going to lie. 1.00

01:02:54.440 Usually when I go hunting, it's like minus 20, minus 30, and I'm fucking... 0.98

01:02:59.680 What's that? 0.99

01:03:01.620 He's European. 0.73

01:03:02.660 We're not tropical creatures. 0.99

01:03:03.760 We're not meant to live in the goddamn Caribbean and the Sahara. 0.99

01:03:06.580 It's too hot. 0.99

01:03:07.340 It's too much.

01:03:10.280 Too much going on there.

01:03:11.220 That's not it, too.

01:03:12.200 All right.

01:03:12.860 Anyway, you got anything else?

01:03:14.540 I got to get out of here.

01:03:15.120 I got to go get something to eat. 1.00

01:03:16.720 Yeah, you better go fucking eat. 1.00

01:03:18.160 You're like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:03:18.860 You're not eating? 1.00

01:03:19.400 What's going on over here?

01:03:20.180 You sick?

01:03:20.980 That's what my nonna would always say. 0.99

01:03:22.580 Greg's mad.

01:03:23.020 What are you saying?

01:03:23.420 What are you saying?

01:03:24.100 What are you saying?

01:03:24.880 Oh, oh.

01:03:26.160 I've got lasagna in the oven.

01:03:27.340 Let's go.

01:03:27.840 Hurry up.

01:03:28.820 You got to get up one in Chicago.

01:03:30.140 Get some food in there.

01:03:32.140 Yeah, hilarious.

01:03:32.760 Ma, lasagna.

01:03:33.720 My friend's over.

01:03:34.640 Hurry up.

01:03:37.020 Greg's messaging me. 1.00

01:03:37.900 He's like, you son of a bitch. 1.00

01:03:40.500 Dude, we're talking about food now. 1.00

01:03:41.760 That's it. 1.00

01:03:42.180 We're fucked. 1.00

01:03:43.220 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:43.720 So I want to just.

01:03:45.880 Yeah, yeah.

01:03:46.200 All right, man.

01:03:46.600 I'll talk to you later.

01:03:47.620 Cheers, guys.

01:03:48.220 Okay.

01:03:49.200 All right, man.

01:03:52.920 There was something else I wanted.

01:03:54.660 And I got to get out of here. 1.00

01:03:55.400 I just wanted to laugh at how stupid and silly and all this ton of stuff is. 0.99

01:03:57.940 And, you know, hang out with my friends for a little, a couple of minutes. 0.99

01:04:02.060 There's one of the guys, one of the guys, he's been around forever.

01:04:04.460 He's probably one of my oldest.

01:04:05.700 He's been around the whole longest, I think, quick dub.

01:04:07.840 And he doesn't use telegram.

01:04:09.040 He refuses to do it.

01:04:10.660 He's like, well, I won't.

01:04:12.960 And I thought this the other day.

01:04:13.900 I was like, this is hilarious.

01:04:14.720 Can you imagine if I did something like this?

01:04:15.700 And I easily could.

01:04:16.560 And that's why I was like gut bust laughing.

01:04:18.360 I was like, I could do this to him.

01:04:19.680 And it's pretty harmless. 0.98

01:04:20.640 But it's really fucking funny and annoying. 0.91

01:04:22.460 So I might do it.

01:04:23.580 And he's like, I, I, uh, he was talking to one of the other guys in stream.

01:04:28.700 He's like, I won't get telegrammed because I'll have to give him my phone number.

01:04:31.200 I won't give him their phone number.

01:04:32.380 And then, and then like in the next sentence, he's like, do you want my phone number?

01:04:36.420 And I was like, I was like, dude, get on telegram.

01:04:40.300 He's like, no, I refuse.

01:04:41.480 So I'm like, he's going to wake up one morning and he's going to have 900 text messages. 0.98

01:04:45.960 And he's going to be like, what the fuck is going on?

01:04:47.600 Because I put on telegram to everyone, text this number and tell, tell, tell Dustin to 0.99

01:04:51.700 get, tell him to get telegram.

01:04:53.740 And, uh, and my 6,000 people on telegram and I probably a good 500 of them would do it.

01:04:58.480 You know, just text the number, tell him to get telegram.

01:05:00.380 And it would be hilarious.

01:05:01.300 And his number would be burned.

01:05:02.260 He'd have to get a new.

01:05:02.980 And he was like, I've had that number for 20, my whole life.

01:05:05.480 I'm like, well, now you need to know it.

01:05:06.660 It's fine.

01:05:08.100 And he'd be so mad to bring him in.

01:05:11.820 And I keep doing it.

01:05:12.840 Like text him again.

01:05:13.660 Keep getting, come on, get him. 1.00

01:05:17.600 Just being a dick. 1.00

01:05:19.340 That's funny. 0.99

01:05:20.400 All right.

01:05:20.980 Yeah.

01:05:21.220 I won't do that to you a quick, but maybe I will.

01:05:23.300 I don't know.

01:05:23.840 I have his number.

01:05:24.460 It could happen.

01:05:25.300 If I decide that it's time you need to get telegram, he's not, I don't think he's watching 0.99

01:05:29.140 right now, but he's going to fucking be in for a goddamn surprise soon. 0.98

01:05:32.840 All right. 0.99

01:05:35.800 All right.

01:05:37.480 I got to go, uh, get some, get some food into me.

01:05:40.140 So anyway, just wanted to say, uh, hi and, and share the, the news of, uh, um, everything

01:05:45.420 is, is ridiculous right now. 0.66

01:05:47.420 Like really, really ridiculous. 0.97

01:05:48.680 It's not, you know, it's a serious pandemic. 0.80

01:05:51.020 Like this isn't world war two.

01:05:52.440 It's not like, no, it's just literally smoking mirrors and nonsense.

01:05:56.140 And, uh, you know, as Owen Benjamin would say, you know, wizard people casting spells.

01:06:00.300 That's really what's going on.

01:06:01.500 It's really, really bizarre and, uh, hilarious.

01:06:04.700 And if you can laugh at it, uh, you're going to do a lot better than, you know, being super 0.91

01:06:09.360 stressed about, I mean, it is still obviously stupid and has to end, but, uh, I mean, on 0.94

01:06:14.860 the, in the grand scheme of things, it could be a lot worse. 1.00

01:06:18.320 They are pretty ridiculous. 0.81

01:06:19.680 So anyway, um, what was I, what was I doing? 0.95

01:06:25.320 I don't remember time to go.

01:06:26.360 Going to go eat some food and, um, I hope you guys are having a good afternoon.

01:06:30.060 I think what's going on tonight is edgies, the edge stream.

01:06:32.920 Is that tonight?

01:06:33.980 Uh, potentially.

01:06:35.160 I think, um, I may, I should probably, I think I'll be back on Wednesday.

01:06:39.360 Wednesday for another one.

01:06:40.140 And then, uh, uh, Wednesday night would be rage cast 201.

01:06:45.220 And then obviously Friday's Christmas Eve.

01:06:47.400 I, I have children.

01:06:48.620 I will not be streaming on Christmas Eve.

01:06:51.080 Um, I have a family.

01:06:52.400 I've got, you know, I mean, I love you guys, but I know I'm not a psychopath.

01:06:57.680 Um, and then maybe the 27th, um, probably the 27th Monday, uh, would be two Oh two.

01:07:04.980 And then we've got the 29th and then, then, and then the 31st.

01:07:08.520 I don't know what I'm doing New Year's Eve.

01:07:09.860 We'll see.

01:07:10.500 We'll see if we're doing something.

01:07:11.700 We'll, we'll figure it out.

01:07:12.960 Something, something silly is going to happen. 1.00

01:07:15.000 Um, where's my goddamn song. 0.99

01:07:17.280 Oh, it's always like this. 0.99

01:07:19.340 Why does it always got to be like this?

01:07:21.240 You know what I mean?

01:07:21.800 Um, they're like, everyone's like, I literally don't know what you mean because you're just

01:07:27.080 half, I know I'm aware of this that I, and I'm doing it again right now.

01:07:31.560 I have like six thoughts going on at once and I'm only saying parts of all of them and people

01:07:36.540 are trying to understand what I'm trying to say and nobody knows what I'm talking about.

01:07:40.220 And I don't even know what I'm talking about.

01:07:42.000 So, um, it's best to just, you know, treat it like a, like a bad hip hop song where you're 0.97

01:07:46.980 like, I don't know what the fuck is going on. 0.87

01:07:48.360 It sounds okay. 0.98

01:07:48.920 I guess I'm, I'm not really listening to it, you know, Hey, something like that.

01:07:59.200 Uh, I don't know what that was.

01:08:02.640 I'm not even high.

01:08:03.560 Can you imagine?

01:08:04.280 There's a stream in entropy, uh, plaid Padre has got it for you.

01:08:07.400 Entrystream.live slash edgy DTV.

01:08:10.800 We'll be on later tonight.

01:08:13.960 And as for me, that was house arrest 29.

01:08:16.340 That's what this is screwing around and talking nonsense about whatever the hell I feel like 0.94

01:08:23.900 it while I drink coffee out of this very racist, uh, horrible person, uh, Tumblr is made for 0.94

01:08:30.040 me for, uh, unpopular opinion apparel.

01:08:32.900 Go check them out their website, uh, Facebook, Instagram, and you can go get one of these if

01:08:36.580 you want.

01:08:36.880 They sell stickers too.

01:08:37.840 And you can tag your whole town, tag, uh, everybody, slam them on police cars.

01:08:45.380 It's morale building.

01:08:46.600 It's fun. 0.99

01:08:47.580 And, uh, someday you'll find somebody that's got one and you'll go, holy shit. 0.99

01:08:51.100 Did we just become best friends? 0.99

01:08:53.540 Yup.

01:08:54.900 Worth it.

01:08:55.960 All right, guys.

01:08:56.820 Cheers.

01:08:57.280 Have a good day.

01:08:58.280 We'll see you tomorrow.

01:08:58.960 We'll see you tomorrow.

Raging Dissident Podcast - December 21, 2021

HOUSE ARREST ep 29 - Let‘s Go to the Circus!

Episode Stats

Summary

Transcript