🏴 RageCast 313: 2+2=5
Episode Stats
Length
3 hours and 36 minutes
Words per Minute
165.85889
Hate Speech Sentences
278
Summary
This episode is about a man who thinks he's a terrorist, a woman who thinks she's a nice guy, and a guy who wants to be a police officer, but is a complete idiot. Also, we talk about a guy that thinks he should be a terrorist.
Transcript
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And I come back and it's like there's been gremlins having a fucking transsexual orgy inside the hardware.
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I'm gonna commit some atrocities all over them.
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If you're expecting quality anything, you're gonna want to move on out of this place right now.
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Nothing resembling competence management you will find here.
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I'm gonna offend people and make them upset because that's what happens to me if you tell the truth around.
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Now, the trick is you don't want to use your...
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Unless you're throwing, like, a liver shot and you're going to, you know, take the guy down.
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You're not gonna have any visible marks, you know?
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Police don't check your elbows and knees for...
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You know, he's bleeding out of his mouth and ears and eyes and he thinks I'm...
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Maybe you should have did your job instead of, you know...
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Whatever the hell it was you were doing instead.
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Dag coins are so hot that Canada Post staff are stealing them.
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You better order one before the postmasters clean us out.
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The grift.shop, all of your, you know, needs for...
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If you want to be a terrorist, if you want to scare your...
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You know, listen, just the presence of a color's tooth...
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Colors in the absence of colors, actually, black and white, arranged in a particular line pattern formation, really scares the shit out of people.
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You might even get martial law declared in your town, in your street.
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Maybe you'll get kicked out of your senior citizen's home.
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Maybe they won't redeem your coupons at the arcade.
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Regardless, some bad things will happen to you.
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If that's of interest to you, if you like to have a giant magnet on your back that says, you know, I think this entire place is fucking retarded, get one of those.
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And everyone will know that you think everyone around you is a fucking idiot.
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Full Draw Scarps, he says, hey, oh, hey, looking like a wise guy, Vinny.
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Well, you know, I am a mastermind criminal and a terrorist lord of terror, so I figured you should dress the...
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What am I going to do, sit here in, like, jeans and a hoodie that says, like, you know, it says Marvel on it?
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I'm the best-dressed guy in a woodpile you'll find anywhere, all right?
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We want to move our operations into woodpiles, you understand?
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He's just supposed to be a pair of hands to do anything, and it turns out no Kevin is better than Kevin.
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Odyssey, Rumble, YouTube, Entropy, Twitch, Podbean, Podbean, I mean, everywhere.
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It's everywhere, if you can find it, because it's also banned everywhere that they try.
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I wait until they get a strike, and then I move on to the next one, because you need three
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There's literally nothing any of these fucks can do to me anymore.
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Godzilla says, do you want to see every deep state, CIA, and CESIS commie spook monitoring
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this stream, lose their minds, and possibly even catch on fire?
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I mean, honestly, it does seem like people that do commit suicide are often people with
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souls that have become broken and just weary under the weight of how horrible this world
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Goblins want to live forever, and they're very low bar for existence.
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They would rather be slime in a puddle and be alive than, you know, live well for 20 years
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and call it quits early, but, you know, you made a dent and you made an impact.
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They'd rather be slime in a puddle and live forever than do anything, you know, resembling
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human courage or genuine living experience or anything like that.
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It's International Women's Day, and as a proud feminist...
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This is just extra insulting, as if these fucking people care about women at all.
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This guy's fired how many and thrown them under the bus and ruined their careers?
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Yeah, believe all whammon, except the ones that call me a sex pervert and a fucking criminal
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That is the pinnacle of what being a woman is, is a guy in a costume with makeup on taking hormones.
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That perfectly encapsulates the essence of womanhood, the burden of it, the responsibility, the sacredness of the whole...
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That's really what it's about, is a cheap costume, a caricature, really, a cartoonish outfit that, you know, previously reserved for horror movies,
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is now actually the golden standard of what we expect and what we like.
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And what we, you know, provide as an example to especially younger...
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You have the right to die in our maid chamber coming the...
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against a very sophisticated and complex psychological abuse,
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if we can't even agree on the base level reality
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I mean, they've muddied the water to that level
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where people don't even know what is up and down anymore.
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Everything they think they believe and they feel,
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They can't go against this or can't go against that
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And it's a herd, animal, pack, animal mentality.
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Being a coward is not something to be celebrated.
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I mean, are we going to have a nighttime tax soon?
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It's not even strong, powerful, confident women.
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and they're only arresting the Christian pastors,
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wait until the central bank digital currency gets in there,
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your bank account has been disabled for 48 hours,
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the establishment is very much not entertaining this,
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and these families are gonna have to live with that fucking damage forever,
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if you went up and grabbed a tiger by the tail,
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percentages are something you should pay attention to,
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it was said there were 304 more deaths expected,
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last time this estimate was negative for Nova Scotia,
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at the School of Population and Public Health at the University of BC said it's important to pinpoint the causes of excess mortality because it gives you a much,
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much better way to understand where you might intervene, what might need to change to correct what's going on,
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until it becomes so impossible to avoid that the dam just collapses under the weight of the monster that you people, you know,
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that the goblin people have been holding, you know, trying to suppress for so long, and what happens then, when there is an investigation, when it does get finally formally looked into, how many people have to die?
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Or is he retired forever and forbidden to speak about anything, what happened?
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At least he was the only, oh, he wasn't the only one.
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Is there anybody left playing soccer, or, I mean, there's a lot of them go down.
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So we're tight-lipped about the spike in deaths.
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We're going to talk about the cost of milk and systemic racism.
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They've got Black Lives Matter fucking painted everywhere and all over the province, dude.
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Do you know why there's black people here at all?
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Like, do they, like, grow on trees, or do they, like, grow on a border or something?
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Like, they were the byproduct of the Underground Railroad.
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I can't believe people don't know this anymore, but apparently they don't.
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Apparently most people, especially in Nova Scotia, don't know fucking anything.
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They don't have to fucking eat at the head, but that's about where it ends.
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Because the Underground Railroad was a systemic, a process, actually, of rebellion, where human rights activists and groups across North America, but many of them in Canada as well, would collaborate to free slaves from slavery plantations in the United States and smuggle them into Canada into what was known as the Underground Railroad.
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Now, one of the exit points of this railroad was Nova Scotia, and these people ended up in a place called Africville.
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You know, they all kind of, there, you're here, you're here, you go.
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The Americans aren't going to come hunt you down.
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You know, talk about ungrateful kids, you know.
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They didn't, like, there was no slave plantations in Canada.
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Canada does not have the same, like, this isn't in remotely the same situation.
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Most, the vast majority of, of, you know, families in Canada that are black, that have been here for a while, you know, that didn't show up in the recent years because, you know, the liberals needed more votes.
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I mean, the ones that have been here for a while, they traced their roots back to these places versus the United States that fought a civil war over it and had their whole history completely different.
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And, though, but for some reason, we have to act in places like Halifax, Montreal, and Toronto the same way we do it in Atlanta because George Floyd, like, like, there's no logic here, guys.
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It does make sense because they've got one of these, the existential crisis rectangle.
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They are made to feel emotions through manipulation, through the screens, advertisements, movies, popular culture, celebrities, music, literally fucking everything.
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He's like, yeah, there's, they get made fun of and chased out of town, right?
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But, uh, yeah, they're there too because they're, they need justice for Floyd in fucking, uh, Nara, Japan or wherever the hell he is.
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It's just, oh, I was told to, like, no thinking, no thinking.
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Just emotional download and go, uh, go act out your programming, you fucking weak, pathetic goblin creature, you NPC, you literally don't even think your own thoughts.
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When something happens, you turn this on and go, where do I go, where's my authoritative sources?
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Where's my mainstream media journalists that I revere to tell me what to think because I can't do it for myself and I don't want to look stupid.
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Well, what you need to do is get yourself an existential crisis box, rectangle.
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I've witnessed atrocities previously reserved for the eyes of war veterans, all thanks to the existential crisis rectangle.
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Now I sleep for two to four hours a night due to the incessant deafening chatter in my mind.
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And you can too, with the help of the existential crisis rectangle.
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The existential crisis rectangle includes historically unprecedented narcissism.
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And even the complete erosion of the moral fabric of society.
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Rush out and grab your own existential crisis rectangle today.
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Probably be a lot happier, actually, but you fucking basically need one to live now.
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Another gift from the people that always know what to do.
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But, you know, again, you know, that was a male guy.
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So, and as we know, trans women are, they're the real women.
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They're, you know, President's Choice Diet Coke.
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Like just the cheap, shitty dollar store stuff.
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And I just want to recognize some heroic, brave women out there.
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I don't have any fucking issues, mental or otherwise.
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Where they can have private conversations with your kids.
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I'm not even looking at it because it's horrifying.
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I can't wait to see what the future looks like, you know?
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Like, what are the kids of today gonna do with their, you know, expressions of gender identity?
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And then we're gonna give them awards for bravery.
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Well, you're going out there with whatever the fuck that was.
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That's what's gonna sit across from you at parent-teacher meeting time.
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And explain to you why the children have to be-
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You know, why they need to go to the same bathrooms as their teachers.
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He's a real, uh, you know, champion of the truth and basic reality and decency.
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Here's another thing, and that's why, by the way.
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Because they believe in a higher, you know, a higher ordeal, a higher, you know, these
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Their spiritual integrity is important to them.
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Um, you know, as is, you know, Christians and anybody with a strong, you know, moral pull
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to their, to their, uh, you know, their belief system.
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I lost track of where I was going with it, but, um, fuck.
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Yeah, I can't remember what I was going to say.
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Something about, you know, it'll come back to me.
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Uh, Donkey Dong Long says, just visited Alberta for the first time.
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Gonna make plans to help fortify the last bastion of this great nation.
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Ontario, I would rather be in Ontario than here.
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Ontario's not ideal, but it's better than, there, there's, there's redoubts and areas
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where you can, you know, not here, not, not really.
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It's a pretty small province and there's a million people and there's not a, uh, yeah.
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I would, I would choose, I would live in Alberta if I could choose to live, if I could bring
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all of my family and everyone I loved and cared about and put them anywhere, I would
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put them in, in Alberta or, you know, Saskatchewan as a number two.
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And, or number three, interior British Columbia apparently is, uh, got some decent folks in
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Um, I can't remember what the hell I was going to say.
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Something to do with, uh, their, their moral foundation.
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So in the United States you have, uh, you know, like the Christians, uh, are very Republican.
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You know, so in Canada it would make sense and it should because it's true that most
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of the right, you know, most of the Christians and right-wing people here, it's the same crowd.
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You're going to see a lot of, you know, you go to these things and, uh, you're going to
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see a lot of, you know, uh, church goers and believers and, and things like that.
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I'm just trying to tell you that he's not your guy.
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He is, uh, well, I'll use your, your word, your language and I'm not talking down.
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He's selling himself as something that he isn't at all.
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We have political prisoners in this country, which is bad enough that he's not going to
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say anything about because listen guys, the price of milk.
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They're going down the list, debanking Canadians left and right for arbitrage for, well, we don't
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know the reasons because people, the banks don't tell you, but it's basically, we don't
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So we're just going to, you know, that's happening.
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We've got political prisoners all over the country.
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We've got the police abusing citizens and laughing about it and high-fiving virtually with their
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fucking senior staff in the chat, monitoring the whole thing.
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But, you know, to the religious, you know, people, oh, Pepe, who's good at Izzy?
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Yes, because he cares about what you care about, which is why he's opposing this.
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Yeah, there's literally that many pastors they've arrested and jailed.
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And this guy, is there anything from the Conservative Party defending him and his right to religious
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You either believe that Christian people are allowed to have their beliefs, or you don't.
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Now you're making laws, or really, trying to enforce the law directly in opposition of
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So they don't have freedom of religion, I guess.
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Because what they believe is now hate speech, or it's going to be.
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And this guy's being, like, he's being charged.
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He shows up, and he gets assaulted, technically, thrown to the ground.
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And the police arrested him for protesting, because he doesn't want to compromise his
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You know, the woke, tolerant left that says diversity is our strength, and our refugees
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They change and apply the rules as it suits them.
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There's a friendship between Islamists and Nazis, and it has been around for a long time.
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Isn't that Islamophobic, Mr. Left-Wing Progressive fucking...
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Guess it doesn't suit you anymore, because now we're off of that.
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I need more from the existential crisis rectangle to feel better.
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I think the ladies deserve a little side pocket today while we wait for the bearded tag calendar.
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A woman stopped me in the grocery store earlier today.
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She's like, you know, her husband, and she and her husband were following me,
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and the kid, you know, vicariously, you know, recognized me.
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Imagine I had, like, my audience was like 25,000 eight-year-olds.
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You said it's okay to take my ideas and just jam them into children's heads,
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and make sure their parents aren't in on the process at all.
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You said that was okay, so that's what we're doing now.
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So I'm going to start up my own, you know, DAG Youth program,
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you know, because this is the kind of shit that's going on.
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12-year-olds' language arts work from yesterday.
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No, 12-year-olds in Nova Scotia are being taught about the gender unicorn.
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I remember being taught about the gender unicorn.
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Oh, wait, it didn't exist when I was in school.
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like, I wasn't even interested in girls until I was, like, 13.
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I was a late, you know, development of a cesspool of a fucked up person.
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Why are you asking 12-year-olds who they're sexually attracted to?
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Why are you giving out surveys to 12-year-olds saying,
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So, do you want to fuck men, women, you know, other?
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Yeah, but, like, you know, like, when you're, like, jacking it,
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You're supposed to fill, you know, what this is.
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He's the moral bedrock that's going to return this country to its sanity.
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You can tell by how much he says, let's get the libs out.
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I mean, I'm so inspired by him saying we got to get the libs out and the price of milk.
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After everything I've seen and lived through over the past two years, I mean...
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And I know you guys know exactly what I'm talking about.
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The ostracizations, the demonizations, the traumatizations of an entire generation,
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People lost their families, their jobs, their careers, their homes, their lives, their
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So people are a little high-strung and stressed out and, you know...
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I know the cost of milk is high, so I'm going to make sure that gets dealt with, okay?
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That is so far down the list of concerns right now, dude, that I didn't even...
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This is the kind of guy in the army, in the infantry specifically.
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We were in the field and it was like, the weather, horrible.
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And this is like peak hell for infantry, where it just rains.
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And it's raining for almost three complete days, nonstop, without a break.
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What you would do is, you know, what you should do.
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Smart way to pack a backpack or pack your gear.
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You take your shirts and your socks and your underwear and stuff like that, that's like
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Stuff that you need to be dry, you know, in Ziploc bags.
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You have little Ziploc bags and you have these self-contained little, you know, sets of...
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And he's like, oh, I'm just going to see my feet be dry for at least a bit, you know?
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I'm going to put on a new pair of socks while I'm wading through a swamp and a torrential
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No, you're like, oh, you could do something that's going to have absolutely no effect
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at all and arguably is actually going to make things worse because you're going to have
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to strip all this shit off your disgusting wet feet and then put all this shit back on
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I was, man, for a minute there, I'm like, Jesus, they're trying to brainwash our kids
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in school and, like, the teachers are trying to fuck the kids, it sounds like, and there's
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pastors getting arrested, denied bail, thrown in jail, there's political prisoners everywhere,
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the government's stealing bank accounts and canceling people's bank accounts, it wants
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all the guns, it wants to censor the fucking internet, oh, and apparently it's in bed
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with the communist Chinese, but, I'm sorry, what did you say about milk?
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Like, I don't care if they know or not, whichever one they are, I don't care, I'm saying it anyway
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They either know and they're deliberately, you know, distracting people with, like, surface
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level issues that are, like, again, why the cost of milk?
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Because that's something you're going to see every day when you go out into the world,
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you're buying groceries, snacks, lunch, whatever.
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Because if you look up and out, you might see what's happening around you, and you're
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going to find that the cost of milk is fairly low on that list of problems.
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There's literally hundreds of churches burning down!
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How in the living hell could anybody that calls himself a Christian in this country support
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I'm more Christian than most Christians walking around!
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And it's very apparent to me that the vast, overwhelming majority of people calling themselves
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Christians walking around have never read the fucking thing ever.
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Don't, like, present yourself as some kind of fucking representation of this lifestyle
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when you don't embody it in the fucking slightest.
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That's like a hilarious caricature of hypocrisy.
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Man, let's build the typical Western man for a minute.
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And then they were like, yeah, this is how they should be, but what if they were instead
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of, you know, this size, what if they were huge?
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What if instead of eating food, they just ate, like, trash and garbage, and they're miserable
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I mean shit that's literally made in a factory and comes in a box.
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Oh, and instead of sunlight and, you know, activity, physical activity...
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Well, we're going to have the existential crisis square.
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That's what we're going to look at all day instead.
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That's not the opposite of what people are supposed to be doing.
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He's like, I'm going to make myself feel better.
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And while I'm looking at my existential crisis square,
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This thing I tattooed on my body because I care about it so much.
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And also, he's going to be one of these bros that's like,
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Oh man, I'd fucking do anything for my kids, you know?
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on his existential crisis squares instead of working.
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Because the existential crisis square has to go for...
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and doesn't give a fuck about any of the things that are really...
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while you focus on fake shit on your existential crisis square
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as the things that your core beliefs are literally burned down around you
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I just can't see why the Western world is not...
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Best art ever made by a man in the history of dissing stupid fucks.jpg.
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Well, you should've went on the course instead.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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that is a mate bro i love this fucking place you guys are the fucking best that's hilarious
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i love it i love it when a joke comes together about me
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vote for this is what peepee will get you if you vote you can change your socks
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oh i hate these flood pants i hate this prime minister
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yeah that's him is that not him what do you mean that's not that is literally him that's who
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he was made in a factory based off of him he's a circulonian spy robot like a terminator
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but not nearly as cool they were just like hey i have an idea we're gonna provide the weakest
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most pathetic um you know that's all the conservatives are allowed to have is very
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meek you know unthreatening very you know agreeable and kind of you know nerdy kind of loser guys
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look at the are you telling me it's not this isn't a one-off thing guys the conservative
01:47:14.480
party is deeply fucking useless look at the last three four guys they've put up
01:47:23.540
that it wasn't like that that was their turn in the batting lineup and like you know every team's
01:47:30.980
got some you know that's why they're in the fucking seven eight nine spot you know they're
01:47:35.680
not great they're not very good hitters that's why they're down there uh no this is like you pick
01:47:41.900
one you pick your starting pitcher for the fucking game seven of the world series
01:47:46.200
and you pick millhouse to play over and over and over again
01:47:52.020
what does it say like and this is as far as i can tell what does it say about the conservative
01:48:03.260
party when like i feel like their most intimidating presence of the entire party is like peter mckay
01:48:10.060
granted i haven't met all of them but it's um there's not an there's not an abundance of
01:48:21.540
testosterone in the place is what i'm saying and that that may be in it that may be part of the
01:48:25.200
problem you know there's not a lot of you know don't call me racist it's a beijing party
01:48:33.200
everything's coming up millhouse the beijing communist party that was good that was you see
01:48:42.020
how i do you see how i avoided avoided saying china there i really sidestepped that one yeah
01:48:49.140
i had anticipated that everything's uh everything's coming up everything's coming up peeps
01:48:54.740
i thought this isn't i'm not having i'm laughing at like this is my stress reaction to the country
01:49:10.940
this is the same reaction i would have if my house burned down like i just sit in the street like oh my
01:49:16.700
god of course it burned down why wouldn't it man why wouldn't it all right let's go over to
01:49:26.340
who's on who's on rumble who's owned by china they're all owned by china china owns everybody
01:49:32.340
china's got unlimited money and they yeah so much for dark pp yeah no kidding we got
01:49:37.520
we we got a different version we got we got milk house
01:49:46.700
everything's coming up millhouse my dad's a really big wheel down at the cracker factory
01:49:55.020
i can't do him bro i did his dad better what was the dad the dad was even funnier
01:50:00.040
that's boston cream o'toole that's millhouse's dad
01:50:11.280
so if millhouse doesn't do it uh we can get another concern another you know conservative
01:50:19.200
party leader to try and fix the problem uh single's life is great homer i can do whatever
01:50:24.880
i want today i drank a beer in the bathroom one down the hall yeah and another great thing you get
01:50:31.580
your own bed i sleep in a racing car do you i sleep in a big bed with my wife oh yeah
01:50:40.120
that show was fucking genius dude oh i'm i'm playing the rest i gotta keep going it's too good
01:50:50.340
oh hey there kirk oh boy what's going on patio party nah possum drowned in the pool you have
01:51:00.120
any garbage bags uh just throw it over the fence let arby's worry about it
01:51:04.700
typical conservative attitude hey there's people dropping dead out here oh who fucking cares
01:51:12.920
someone else will deal with it that's jerry he's a major player down at the sewing store
01:51:18.320
thanks for introducing me oh gee all right all right a major player down this i thought they
01:51:23.740
were gonna make fun of him or something kurt van houten everybody
01:51:26.480
hey louiana made you a mixed tape remember homer gets his tape and it's like can i borrow a feeling
01:51:39.260
oh i'm sorry i'm having way too much fun comparing the entire conservative party's effort just the entire
01:51:49.000
van houten mail line it's pretty uh whoo kirk otul yeah some people saw us going with that who else
01:51:57.200
i'm just i'm sad there's not more of them i does does kirk have a brother
01:52:01.080
who's hans mole man that's um hans mole man is actually uh bernie sanders so we don't have him
01:52:10.040
bernie sanders is actually a lot of small man i think everything should be free shut up old man
01:52:19.340
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they know what to do in my mind says damn my mom used to get me on get on me what whoa what my mom
01:52:46.620
used to get on me about hitting on her friends at six you were one of those kids huh that's funny
01:52:54.580
in my mind uh you want you want money so here take my money dag's it yes give me your go to the
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griff.shop and give us your money i know you have some if you don't somebody near you does if you've got
01:53:06.340
kids why anyone that cares about you parents are they old can you take advantage of them are they
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senile can you go into their wallets can you do identity theft take their credit cards they're not
01:53:15.540
going to know about it anyway they're too old you're managing their finances who's going to know if you
01:53:20.400
spend thousands of dollars on a griff shop they're not going to fucking know they don't know and they
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don't care nobody cares nobody's ever cared so go take advantage of your elderly you know mental
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declining but you know like the president of the united states is being taken advantage
01:53:32.940
for nefarious purposes it's just like that and then you can give me that money if that's not i
01:53:39.740
mean figure it out guys sometimes there's i see homeless people panhandling you know what you do
01:53:44.580
you wait until the end of the day and they've collected all the money they're going to get and
01:53:47.780
then you go beat them up because they're hungry they can't fight back they have no food they've been
01:53:50.840
eating all day and you take that money and then you use that money and you give that to me as well
01:53:56.280
so just get my buy my money get buy my just i don't even care if you buy anything just sit
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that's how you grift okay you want to grift that's how you do it go buy some go buy some trash on our
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stupid website get put on a watch list today the grift.shop that's that's how that's my ad
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that is literally my advertisement that's the most effort you're gonna get
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nope you know what i don't i almost emptied my recycle bin it's like are you sure and i'm like
01:55:16.240
you know what i'm not actually i'm not done with the recycle bin and
01:55:22.240
i don't want to have to do this but i feel like i just need to
01:55:27.740
you know sometimes like a captor will strike a prisoner not like to really hurt them or anything
01:55:39.960
but just to demonstrate their level of strength so they know not to fuck around
01:55:43.520
do you know what i mean crj do you know what i mean maybe you need to know what i mean
01:55:47.560
this can happen at any time at any time i can do this
01:55:57.960
so you know is it still funny is the mayonnaise still funny
01:56:05.100
a million dollars and and it stops anderson paladin i will stop playing that video for a million
01:56:15.980
dollars but not a penny less you have 999 9997 to go
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work i'm just calling him i'm just calling him osama bin crj from now on am i the odious
01:56:30.240
unforgiven deplorable one has a new diagonal metal been minted iron across here
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i just wish you'd use your talents for good instead of evil just for once you know
01:56:46.700
don't speak their name in my presence mayogalon has informed us that they uh sourced so many eggs
01:56:55.200
for the 16 liter of diplomacy mayo amidst a chicken eggs shortage
01:57:00.220
well that's their fucking stupid uh reasoning possible related lose tarantulon has now declared
01:57:08.240
the dome should hold them for now i'm not worried about it yet but that's
01:57:17.540
you know that's something else we're gonna have to deal with just make sure that the the power grid
01:57:21.780
on the dome is is good and it'll keep them out just don't let them lay eggs anywhere within a
01:57:27.300
meter perimeter because that's a whole don't i can't i don't have time to explain it right now
01:57:31.820
just do not if you see that happening press the purple button the purple one specifically
01:57:38.900
it's very big you can't miss it jason james says i have to admit i left victoria ages ago for alberta
01:57:47.280
but my base father and one cool uncle left there who's been a survivalist prepper since i could
01:57:54.820
remember deserve honorary dag status very well i spent three months there this past fall helping
01:58:00.160
my old man and every morning living there was like taking a rock salt shell to the nuts
01:58:05.200
harden you up harden you up fast you gotta learn you gotta survive or become one of them and die
01:58:13.440
it'll kill you inside jenstein says if i was rich i would pay your mortgage off pay your legal fees
01:58:18.340
and build you a studio but the studio cannot change this this sounds like some kind of faustian
01:58:28.800
bargain here dr jenstein i've already i know about your blood farm and your other i don't know if i'm
01:58:33.540
gonna i don't you know i don't think i'd accept that that's an odd but the studio cannot change see
01:58:38.720
initially you'd think that sounds like a good deal be like wait a minute is this this sounds like some
01:58:42.140
kind of needful things fucking scenario what do you mean it can't change is it like haunted and i'm
01:58:47.280
trapped forever and can't leave or like is it filled with like transsexual sex robot like what
01:58:53.680
do i don't know i don't like where this is going i'm gonna pass on this for now donkey dongelon says
01:59:00.020
what about um where did this come from oh jacob powell thank you very much donkey dongelon says what
01:59:06.740
about daggerium crypto and dag fiat currency to rid a tyrant we need a parallel government imagine
01:59:12.220
how much quiche we could eat instead of cottage cheese legs canceling netflix well when you're
01:59:17.120
done your five minute ban you can tell me what you uh have come up with i have i've just public
01:59:25.560
executions madam breezy says that digimon and pokemon are on board to support the dilf party of
01:59:30.020
well they had no choice they were captors anyway they were uh they surrendered a long time ago they
01:59:35.580
belong to us because everything is coming up milk house it does seem that way doesn't it kenzie says
01:59:41.620
happy birthday mayo man it's next week it is the 14th i just everyone's just so excited for me to be
01:59:48.320
older and closer to death that's all this is you're just you're just happy it's getting closer to being
01:59:53.140
over that i'm not going to be around the bearded indian interesting says wishing my comrade patrick
01:59:59.280
innes in stitzville a happy 50th birthday stitzville where is that have i been there that name
02:00:04.940
sounds very familiar stitzville stitzville patrick innes i think because around here there's an mc in
02:00:13.000
front of it it's mechanis mechanis so i'm going to say in it comrade patrick innes better not be a
02:00:18.700
communist even old school communists would be horrified at this they'd be like actually
02:00:24.700
this seems to have gone a little bit far this is a we wanted to have demoralization
02:00:32.340
99th circle of hell we would not happy to have that
02:00:36.680
sometimes the poison works a little bit too well do you know what i'm saying
02:00:45.480
all right what else all right what else is going on oh um if you're in the united states
02:00:56.140
you you may remember um that time well we had a similar situation here in canada where the
02:01:02.820
government pretended there was an emergency and there wasn't just like you guys just like the
02:01:06.460
americans did you know the insurrection that it was total horseshit and again it was a conspiracy
02:01:11.980
that's a conspiracy theory it was a fun tucker carlson's blown that off as well and the videos
02:01:18.160
have finally come out that we all knew existed and we've been saying this whole fucking time to
02:01:23.440
these people and now they're in complete denial saying that to actually show people the evidence
02:01:27.960
that it was a lie is harmful to tell the american people the truth about reality is apparently bad
02:01:34.880
this guy is a simpsons character he's got like this gullet
02:01:49.160
my concern is as a communist goblin traitor hey i'm just most of the time i'm i'm worried about
02:01:58.300
the kids chained up in my basement and if they've gotten away or not before i i get home because if
02:02:03.980
i get home and those those chains aren't aren't wrapped around the ankles of some of some kids i
02:02:09.660
you know then i've got a big problem so that's that's what i'm really concerned about it's most
02:02:15.160
mostly my my slave children that i shouldn't be talking about this on tv how it was depicted
02:02:21.760
which is a different issue clearly the chief of the capitol police in my view correctly describes
02:02:31.700
what most of us witnessed firsthand on january 6th yeah what happened so that's my reaction to it
02:02:41.600
um you can tell he's thinking about those kids he can't think straight it was a mistake in my view
02:02:47.240
for fox news to depict this why is he holding this page like it's some kind of authority like
02:02:55.520
oh listen i've got paper here i'm holding a paper and i'm really struggling to think of words to mask
02:03:02.580
how much fear i have wondering or not if those kids have escaped i really need to get out of here i
02:03:08.520
gotta make sure i lock them up i can't remember if i did or not that's gotta be stressful that's
02:03:13.620
gotta be i mean imagine being like epstein and these guys i mean they must have been stressed
02:03:18.900
you know constantly worrying about stuff like that that was a real concern for real people in real life
02:03:27.940
and no one's super worried about you know jesus i hope those slaves i hope those sex slaves didn't escape
02:03:33.700
what did you say oh i have this island anyway i gotta get back i gotta get back to work i gotta
02:03:41.560
yeah gillane left me some weird texts i don't something about uh
02:03:47.980
fuck i think one of those kids escaped i gotta go i gotta i gotta get out of here i gotta do you
02:03:54.440
it's just another day in america orange man bad we gotta get orange man out of there
02:04:04.380
what what what was he doing what did you just hear what he said orange man bad
02:04:11.140
what's happening around you everything's on fire is that a warlord patrolling the streets
02:04:20.180
oh no that's just the chat that's the the autonomous zone this is a orange man bad are
02:04:26.480
you blowing up pipelines and attacking people with molotov why are you burning down your own
02:04:31.560
cities you're attacking you're destroying black owned businesses to protest black murder
02:04:37.540
okay never mind do you see like you eventually you should see like to the third party observer how
02:04:47.540
silly you look trying to negotiate or explain things to someone like that whose brain is literally
02:05:02.880
okay never mind because here's what actually happened
02:05:14.200
good morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the u.s capitol building
02:05:21.020
if you've joined us they're being escorted around by the police
02:05:24.960
leaflet on the way in stay inside the safety cordons at all times very orderly
02:05:29.260
if you get lost speak to one of our capitol police officers they'll be sure to point you in the right
02:05:33.800
look at all the terrorism happening everyone's taking pictures it it literally looks like
02:05:41.600
sure to set aside a little time today to join us for some insurrection activities including our
02:05:45.960
photography tour our fancy dress competition and have a go on our climbing wall but don't forget
02:05:52.180
and i've now received the results of our fancy dress competition the winner today is jacob chansley that's mr
02:06:06.200
congratulations jacob report to your nearest capitol police officer they'll be sure to give you your prize a guided tour of the building
02:06:17.660
la la la yeah we're gonna need you over here for the cameras there uh
02:06:21.160
and all that's left is for me to thank you for joining us today we hope you enjoyed the insurrection
02:06:25.380
wherever possible please try to clean up after yourselves don't forget to visit the souvenir shop on the way out
02:06:30.900
and feel free to join us on the outdoor terrace for nancy pelosi's insurrection soiree
02:06:35.600
grab yourself a light refreshment and enjoy the music of our very own fancy dress competition winner
02:06:40.920
that's fucking comedy brilliance whoever made that well done that's hilarious that's so perfect
02:06:50.080
yeah that's that's a much more accurate representation of what happened actually they make it sound like
02:06:56.340
they stormed the building with guns and they make it sound like the fucking opening scene of the rock
02:07:01.200
oh man um that's what so that's what actually happened
02:07:16.160
oh i'm trying to find this is this the one no um where's that fucking scene
02:07:28.240
yeah this is it so i just played that's that's the footage like that's it was all been hidden and
02:07:40.600
but they're they're because of their goblin people and they're completely corrupt and they desperately
02:07:48.220
need to be right no matter what happens they're willing to take what's obviously right in front of
02:07:53.040
their face and twist it into something completely different to suit their they're literally trying
02:07:57.480
to bend reality itself because they're insane they're god they can only destroy only corrupt and
02:08:04.920
so on right so there's actually uh this actually happened before um this is the other security camera
02:08:10.540
footage they didn't show you from inside the capitol building so here you can see the insurrectionists
02:08:16.640
is it really true that there's never been an escape what actually is happening
02:08:20.660
is they were just uh posing as tourists no one is believed to have made it sure they were posing as
02:08:28.300
american patriots you know and the police were just like okay i suppose we can show you around you
02:08:33.020
know and then they're like oh no see this is what i'm talking about this is the stuff you guys didn't
02:08:39.720
get the safe this is the real january 6th will you do something for me it's really it's really
02:08:46.240
important i need you to tell your teacher that you need to get back on the boat and go right now
02:08:50.100
ladies and gentlemen welcome to broadway welcome to the capitol building
02:08:54.180
this cell clock housed the most awesome scum in america that's true it does house the most awesome scum
02:09:02.880
cordially invite you to become inmates of alcatraz temporarily of course of the white house nope
02:09:10.140
see everything's fine and then until orange man showed up like being a caged animal here he comes
02:09:19.500
spend a couple of years in there what's the matter fellas i'm going with the tour
02:09:23.800
tour's over bob man we gotta we gotta bash the fash you know i'd take pleasure in gutting you
02:09:31.600
boy i love that movie i thought the scene there's a whole like violent takeover of the prison they
02:09:39.780
take everybody hostage there's guns and anti-aircraft missiles and shit set up on the roof to deter
02:09:44.300
fucking uh air attack and you know incursions by special forces and so on a negotiation process
02:09:49.540
you know and that's apparently what most goblin people think took place that's what those people
02:09:57.660
walk around taking pictures in their minds that's what really happened
02:10:00.700
they did shoot one of them they shot that girl in the neck though didn't they
02:10:07.700
oh man hang on fucking thing is so slow synthetic how are you sir just salutations my good sir all
02:10:19.260
the way from northern tip of daglon you're in alaska please accept my just barely acceptable
02:10:25.420
donation oh it's barely acceptable but okay towards your next thirst pop required as a result of your
02:10:31.680
most odious ways i try i try to be as odious as i can but uh you know sometimes you can only be
02:10:38.420
sometimes you can only be despicable and not quite odious so i i kind of range i'm in a range
02:10:43.960
you know nobody bats a thousand everybody has an off game an off day but uh i am trying i am trying
02:10:49.880
to i'm trying to be as evil as possible thank you for uh you know recognizing that sometimes you just
02:11:00.240
right and this was uh you know tucker talking about it as well
02:11:05.760
conspiracy theorist dressed in outlandish costume who led the violent insurrection to overthrow american
02:11:11.900
democracy for these crimes chansley was sentenced to nearly four years in prison far more time than
02:11:18.360
many violent criminals now receive what did jacob chansley do to receive this punishment
02:11:23.460
to this day there is dispute over how chansley got into the capitol building but according to our
02:11:29.620
review of the internal surveillance video it is very clear what happened once he got inside virtually
02:11:35.880
every moment of his time inside the capitol was caught on tape the tape show the capitol police
02:11:42.080
never stopped jacob chansley they helped him they acted as his tour guides four years of here's video
02:11:48.400
of chansley in the senate chamber capitol police officers take him to multiple entrances and even
02:11:54.180
try to open locked doors for him we counted at least nine officers who were within touching distance
02:12:00.700
of unarmed jacob chansley that guy's literally texting on his phone one of them even tried to
02:12:04.740
slow him down was even looking he's on his phone understood that capitol police were his allies
02:12:09.460
video shows him giving thanks for them in a prayer on the floor of the senate watch
02:12:16.480
paying the inspiration needed to these police officers to allow us in this building
02:12:21.840
contrast the reality of what jacob chansley did in the capitol building on january 6th
02:12:27.700
dangerous conspiracy theorist dressed in that yeah so you know the liars and uh you can trust him
02:12:34.420
though this time what over whatever it is so what else is going on so like what's going to happen
02:12:47.200
with this like this is they're not going to get away like tiger by the tail or what
02:12:50.520
how how is this what response to this is there going to be new researchers no paul i was not
02:12:58.260
talking to you paul's always trying to butt in you know he's like that he's one of those guys
02:13:03.560
he's one of those guys france is uh is on fire interesting typical typical french
02:13:11.660
um what bloodlines what are you guys talking about over there they're sharing blood they're
02:13:17.060
doing blood transfusions on rumble i'm scared i don't want to look at that anymore um make sure
02:13:23.100
to stop into the grift shop on your way out exactly no no square i'm glad someone kept that meme alive
02:13:28.840
the no no square is one of the more ridiculous things i i would i will never forget the no no
02:13:34.820
square right i was that traumatized and horrified by
02:13:37.840
remember when the no no square was the most ridiculous thing happening stop don't touch me
02:13:45.820
there this is my no no square beep beep beep beep beep beep beep that was government funded
02:13:51.320
like uh campaigns to tell migrants not to rape people don't touch me on my no no square
02:13:57.440
afghan man like that was and they had a coordinated dance it was ridiculous that at that time that was
02:14:04.500
the most ridiculous thing i had seen come out of the left today i don't even think it would register
02:14:09.000
i don't even think it would make it in the building it's no no square here yet i he's still outside
02:14:14.500
waiting he's on the list i think but there's a lot of people in front of him i don't even know if he's
02:14:17.460
going to get in it's getting pretty full no trans women are women is on the stage right now
02:14:23.200
and then uh you know insane world war three for no reason in ukraine is coming on after that
02:14:28.240
um china owns everything is you know and then i don't know if there's gonna be enough room dude
02:14:33.840
nobody cares about no no square anymore that's just that's all news
02:14:38.320
jason james says uh current diagonal currency alert grift plus ruble shall now replace fiat currency
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yeah he said yeah he says you see i saw a video of cops firing into the crowd yeah they all do that
02:15:04.960
they so this is a police tactic to try and uh disperse crowds one way to do it is to agitate
02:15:11.580
them so that they react like you shoot them with rubber bullets and you know just do you know there's
02:15:16.020
little ways they can do to agitate you and piss people off and try to goad them into a reaction
02:15:19.760
a violent reaction then the police go oh look see they got violent and then they can just fucking
02:15:24.300
really escalate things and clean house and yep uh and they tried to do that in ottawa quit and
02:15:29.320
they went on all day it went on excruciatingly long didn't it
02:15:33.020
the best part was when uh i some of the live streams i watched these cops are like me to you
02:15:40.780
me to the screen away in their and they're like right there and there was a couple of these chicks
02:15:44.420
and one of them was like they're like crying because they're you know doing something awful and evil
02:15:49.460
and i just laughed i was like this is all you can do you're just gonna cry and you're gonna do it
02:15:53.860
anyway you're gonna do it anyway you're a you're they own you you're a you're literally a slave you're
02:16:00.460
doing something that makes you cry you're that opposed but you do it anyway because my pension
02:16:06.380
and my paycheck and my promotion you make me sick
02:16:10.500
if you're that maybe you shouldn't be doing it at all everything of that not one of them broke ranks
02:16:17.580
by the way they all and they did it all day shoved them shoved them corralled them agitated
02:16:21.740
them shot them with pepper you know guns and all hit them with shit tried they did everything they
02:16:25.840
could to instigate the crowd into a riot they didn't get it so you just trampled and then you
02:16:31.140
trampled them and you charge the horses right into the big pile of them yeah
02:16:33.700
this is good this is good man you're lucky you didn't kill anybody or did you
02:16:39.180
whatever happened that guy they dragged away is he dead
02:16:42.000
well we could look into it but unfortunately we're we've got higher priorities right now the
02:16:47.920
cost of milk guys the milk is the cost of it the cost of it is something we need to
02:16:55.220
be very very aware of all right what else we got oh no i didn't want that story to go away
02:17:02.940
so where was i this pastor again criminal charges for said he's apparently for shouting homophobic
02:17:16.160
and transphobic slurs well isn't that hearsay but we'll see um lawyer deferred the case uh ryan
02:17:24.960
reveals he cannot satisfy the bail conditions one of them i believe was like to to not have any
02:17:28.720
contact or be within so many meters of any one of the lgbtqias2 plus fucking how many more acronyms
02:17:37.780
do we need to add guys community which is insane and impossible are you supposed to like ask but you
02:17:46.980
can't even do that because you're not allowed to what if you ask like yes i am oh damn bail conditions
02:17:51.320
breached like this is crazy everything in this country is just completely going to shit isn't it
02:18:02.380
and again this is again this is the issue that uh millhouse takes there's a tiny minority of
02:18:10.460
violent repeat offenders crime and we need a bail reform bail reform yeah nothing about the
02:18:17.000
sexualization of children and literally any of the probably 50 other far more dangerous subversive
02:18:22.800
and and changes the face and soul of our nation permanently that's not something you're interested
02:18:31.400
you're not going to look but the cost of milk bail can do like
02:18:40.860
like hey do you have any or was whichever one it is logan paul i don't know do you have any like
02:18:47.220
guys in their 50s that are well past their prime that i can definitely just beat on and look cool
02:18:51.260
because i'm really not in like i'm not here for actual fighting i just want people to believe that
02:18:56.040
i can be a boxer i want them to really believe that i'm a fucking professional big time serious box
02:19:01.560
boxer but i don't actually want to i don't want to fight for real i just want to beat up on people
02:19:06.540
with like especially if they're like like hey will oscar de la jolla fight still like how old is he
02:19:10.860
can i fight uh george foreman maybe oh yeah i don't know guys in wheelchairs i'd like to
02:19:17.500
i only take on the toughest issues like the cost of milk bail reviews
02:19:23.980
man what a champion you know just just i feel safe already that that this guy's going to be around
02:19:31.280
you know it just makes me makes me feel good knowing that uh that that's happening but since
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it's international women's day i have i i've got a bone to pick with you know
02:19:44.560
the same ones again all trans women are well these same idiotic feminist they're the same people that
02:19:56.460
are that are okay with what i'm about to show you um you know who i feel really bad for
02:20:08.320
if i could get like you know i'd be really interested to interview like talk to and just
02:20:14.720
be like a full-on no holds like i he has to tell the truth about everything that i ask him
02:20:25.200
the the you know and a lot of guys say oh fucking bieber no listen listen to me hear me out
02:20:33.180
this is a child he's like 12 he's playing his guitar and doing whatever and he gets noticed by
02:20:40.000
hollywood the most evil place in the world or the music industry pick i think it was usher went and
02:20:43.820
picked him up and they throw him into this nightmare world where he's definitely taken advantage of
02:20:50.500
constantly uh in a world of adults you know away from his family and thrown into this cesspool that
02:20:56.460
is los angeles you know with these fucking creatures as a child can you imagine and that
02:21:01.880
goes for everybody else in like holly like child like it's a whole other cesspool of horror um
02:21:14.700
and he went crazy for a while like he's getting all tatted up and he's you know doing his you know
02:21:20.300
crazy stuff and then he gets married with his wife whatever oh and now she's sick and he's sick
02:21:24.840
and everybody's fucked up because the oh you know the uh-oh something happened to them something
02:21:29.480
suddenly happened to them well like this guy's life is just
02:21:32.100
and if you don't if you're like oh fuck that i'm just gonna show you something of a way like how this
02:21:38.700
kid was true he's an 18 year old kid and imagine if it was the other way around if he was an 18 year
02:21:43.160
old woman 18 year old girl instead of a you know and tell me if you don't think this is fucked up
02:21:49.840
wow i feel violated right now you were you apparently wanted to know what a beaver butt felt like you were
02:22:03.940
literally sexually assaulted in front of millions of people on television by a by a woman in her in her
02:22:08.400
late 30s here's katie perry grabbing his ass he's 18 less this is what remember this guy this talk show
02:22:15.440
this guy's smelling him and commenting on how wonderful he smells and how he wish he smelled like that as a 16 year old
02:22:21.060
um what exactly are you gonna do to justin bieber here bud
02:22:24.800
i don't ever remember smelling that good at 16 that is the most strange thing to say that i can imagine
02:22:42.040
except that you want to fuck him which is i i think is a pretty strong process
02:22:47.820
probability maybe you know you just can't wait to get into dinner but were you promised this kid as
02:22:53.200
as part of a i mean these people are sick dude the whole hollywood the whole celebrity scene is
02:23:00.420
especially when it comes to kids you know isaac cappy was talking about it but then he he had a sudden
02:23:08.140
coincidence before there was sudden coincidence he was thrown to his death off an overpass
02:23:19.520
wow look at your eyes here's ellen showing him a naked photo of the paparazzis took of him
02:23:26.780
letterman stuff like why are they all so handsy with this kid this teenage kid from canada is i mean
02:23:35.940
he's just a regular he was just a kid doing his thing and he gets thrown into this fucking world and
02:23:40.200
they're all these goblins fucking that's dude this is fucked up this is fucking gross
02:23:45.440
my parents never gave me the sex talk what is going on so why don't you give me the sex talk
02:23:52.800
i really i feel uncomfortable right now i i bet a 16 a 15 year old doesn't want to talk about sex with
02:23:59.040
a grown woman why do you want to know the sex talk from a 15 year old boy that's pretty weird
02:24:07.300
things on blast you know you want to say it again you have beautiful lips oh thank you man
02:24:20.260
what the fuck like these people are fucked up you know i don't want her to go
02:24:31.500
justin talking about wanting to protect billy eilish oh is there anything i went through
02:24:36.680
um you know what i mean like without him saying anything i can already i can see it dude i can see
02:24:44.880
that evil is literally consuming like coming to eat this kid and he's been living with this
02:24:52.360
so that's international women's day you know oh my god he made a rape joke and these are the
02:25:01.720
same people that got mad about that they clapped and thought that was when it was live on tv like
02:25:06.700
oh my god yeah there's a child being assaulted isn't that yeah clap clap you fucking monster
02:25:13.520
it's all yeah because it's a yeah that was a girl imagine
02:25:19.880
trans women are women i don't know what but i thought i thought i saw that and i was like that's
02:25:29.580
fucked up and uh i'm gonna play that now i mentioned this earlier so i'm gonna play it now
02:25:35.840
new research has confirmed a reality that was fairly self-evident all along leftists are more
02:25:41.960
depressed than right-wingers the cdc studied depression in young people and found a divergence
02:25:47.680
in political ideology left-wing vox writer matthew iglesias covered the study in his substack article
02:25:54.220
and he concluded quote breaking things down by gender and ideology they find that liberal girls
02:25:59.860
have the highest increase in depressive effect and conservative boys have the least but liberal
02:26:04.600
boys are more depressed than conservative girls suggesting an important independent role for
02:26:09.700
political ideology he also acknowledges how progressive politics have become quote a more
02:26:14.700
congenial home for people who are miserable the trend of progressives to catastrophize every single
02:26:20.200
issue is also generating pessimism and hopelessness in young people iglesias accurately summarized one of
02:26:26.040
the causes in this depression of young people when he wrote quote poor behavior by adult progressives
02:26:31.740
many of whom now valorize depressive effect of a sign of political commitment this is a phenomenon i've
02:26:37.580
talked about numerous times before how the neurodiversity movement the mental health industry
02:26:42.620
and the culture in general is glorifying forms of depression and mental illness as not something to
02:26:48.700
be treated privately with discretion but something to almost be proud of and to externalize every
02:26:54.540
single available opportunity the incredible rise in the numbers of gen z kids embracing lgbt ideology
02:27:00.860
also feeds into this such identities often intersect with unhealthy lifestyles based around drugs hollow
02:27:07.580
promiscuity and a perceived sense of permanent victimhood the right really is missing a trick when
02:27:13.340
it fails to point out that adopting left-wing beliefs is an almost sure-fied path to abject misery that
02:27:19.980
meme of the young girl before she goes to college looking stable exactly active and wholesome then coming
02:27:25.020
out of college looking like a stereotypical antifa mugshot isn't just a cliche it's real constantly
02:27:31.420
wallowing in self-loathing racial guilt and grievance-fueled self-pity is a recipe for lifelong despair this
02:27:39.340
all cements the premise if leftism is dependent on perpetuating itself by creating generation after
02:27:45.500
generation of depressed people this explains why it promotes vacuous degenerate hedonistic morally
02:27:52.220
relativist lifestyles that make young people significantly more vulnerable to long-term
02:27:57.740
melancholy it's so true because it's i mean they teach them to be victims they teach them that like
02:28:07.900
you're oppressed and you're that there's some kind of reason and problem there's all this they
02:28:12.300
don't teach you know whereas you should be teaching them that like you're responsible for your own you can
02:28:17.580
win at anything you want you could be anything you could like things you can achieve and do instead
02:28:22.140
of teaching people to not be victims and be strong self-sufficient you know self-confident effective
02:28:27.900
members of society they they coddle them and create this uh like a like a nursery for them to stay in
02:28:35.900
and just tell them yeah no you're a poor victim you need to have all this help and you need to yeah
02:28:40.380
that's a great mentality to live with isn't it wouldn't you feel good about yourself constantly being
02:28:45.340
reminded of how a fucking how much of a victim you are all the time because you keep losing your
02:28:49.820
victim how what a victim is something that someone's had something done to them you know
02:29:00.700
probably would be good for your mental health to feel like you'd be reminded to feel like you're
02:29:04.300
a fucking loser all the time would it i can't imagine that would create any kind of resentment
02:29:09.580
you know negative you know pitiful depressed attitudes and angry no
02:29:14.700
nope and you know why they did it because they thought that was their path to power
02:29:21.180
so they were willing to literally destroy count an unimaginable amount of lie imagine the destruction
02:29:27.260
that's been caused by this fucking ideology if it never existed compared to you know what it's done
02:29:33.580
how many lives that's claimed how much has been destroyed because that they were that doesn't matter that
02:29:39.020
all in the pursuit of power they're willing to what did i say the other night they would rather
02:29:43.820
burn everything down and rule over the ashes than you know
02:29:51.500
serve any be underneath anything they need the power they have to control everything
02:29:55.500
and they'd rather destroy everything in the in the process
02:30:00.940
they're good people though you know they're trying hard we are working for all canadians
02:30:12.460
this it's not popular like especially young kids are not liking this shit it's going to go two ways
02:30:19.660
like their their lifestyle is it's not sustainable this two plus two equals five mentality it it doesn't
02:30:26.460
though you know it equals four so the people that uh add things up to four guess how their math is going
02:30:33.020
to work compared to the people's whose math is well it's subjective and it depends on what gender
02:30:38.140
expression you are that day and that depends if it's two plus two is four maybe it's five maybe
02:30:41.980
it's seven maybe it's zero it really depends on systemic oppression and blah blah blah blah blah blah
02:30:47.020
that's not good math that's not going to do anything that's not going to an entire generation
02:30:53.980
i mean just at the core level down to the individual like you've got you've compromised
02:31:02.060
them that much uh versus the other side like it's forced people to to you know be one or the other
02:31:11.020
and on the other end of the spectrum you have you know their counterpart extremists are the ones
02:31:16.140
that are doing things like homeschooling homesteading
02:31:21.980
you know becoming self-sufficient and prepping taking care of themselves networking building
02:31:26.380
communities uh versus the people who are perpetually victims miserable depressed and
02:31:30.780
chopping their dicks off and killing themselves and all that uh in 20 years which of these now
02:31:37.100
parallel because there is there's two canadas there's two americas there's two united kingdoms
02:31:41.740
there's two everything there's the fucking place they live and there's the place that we live in
02:31:47.340
20 years which of these groups because we've just done this divergence like two years ago really
02:31:52.380
year and a half so we're still very early into this i mean you need to think about this in a 20 year span
02:31:58.540
these crazy fucks that have like 40 year old kids like what are those kids going to be like when
02:32:01.980
they're 17 are they even going to be able to enter the workforce or like
02:32:06.460
how how mentally ill do we have to make this place before it's a uh existential crisis
02:32:16.780
so i'll i'm definitely more uh have more optimistic outlook on on this you know over here on our side
02:32:24.620
versus you know uh that right and uh you know some 13 year old kids uh
02:32:32.300
know the difference where i see where is this oh i saw this yesterday see if i can find it
02:32:39.500
what did you just say that i think there should be a furry season like for hunting yeah because they
02:32:45.740
identify as an animal so if they identify as a deer you can legally shoot them because they legally
02:33:04.460
all right i'll check the chat here again before i move on
02:33:08.700
uh chrisby's has got a pure blood coin the other day insane quality currently trading higher than
02:33:13.980
silver great stream brother thank you sir yeah they're on the grift dot shop i think or dag swag
02:33:19.660
dot ca one of the two has them there's not many left uh mr burke is is maybe he got he got some
02:33:25.500
and they're gone a lot faster than anybody ever anticipated more than anybody ever knew thank you
02:33:32.300
colbert for that disturbing addition uh so yeah we'll get make stoicism great again no kidding
02:33:39.580
because you're going to need it because the place places we're going
02:33:42.540
i don't know um there's a lot of you know talk and concern about uh
02:33:51.580
yeah stoicism well actually i should dispel this right now um i didn't know much about
02:33:59.420
you know what i don't know if this is a joke or not
02:34:06.540
yeah it's one of those andrew tate videos and i'm like what i'm telling people to you know
02:34:14.460
it'd be better to have sex with a hot trans guy than an ugly woman
02:34:18.540
and it's like is he trolling like this has this is insane
02:34:23.580
i'm not even gonna play it because it's like he's gotta be i i don't know that this is a fact
02:34:27.980
this whole thing is a factor fairy tale to me and i don't want to play it in case it's like
02:34:33.100
no i would he's like this is a known thing where he was just fucking with people but if he's not
02:34:40.060
uh this is not a guy you should be listening to you what yeah i don't know we'll just move on i'll
02:34:47.180
leave that leave that for another day but we're you know so as far as role models go but we're moving
02:34:52.220
into a uh a new paradigm um people are noticing a lot of things uh like this and they attribute it to
02:34:58.300
the 15 minutes uh city stuff i we'll we'll see i just want to play this this is in london ontario not
02:35:08.380
okay so i'm in the uh walmart in london and i'm thinking all this is cameras for when tell me
02:35:16.780
they're here i know why they're there in front of the meat section
02:35:20.140
and here in the egg department all along hello i know you're there like what is this saying
02:35:34.460
since these doors went up i did since these doors went up these cameras are here they're all over the
02:35:44.220
hey here's the funny thing al why is johnny depp talking so there's a lot of theft going on it's
02:35:52.220
hard to say i mean this is kind of overkill um but that's another thing you gotta consider
02:35:56.860
because people are noticing a lot of this kind of stuff um it's cheaper for these these companies
02:36:01.340
these corporations to install um like a ridiculous amount of of uh you know double a you know more
02:36:08.860
surveillance who doesn't like that um than it is to you know because they're bleeding so much money
02:36:14.860
in shoplifting uh last uh was it monday you've got miles miles and miles of people waiting in line
02:36:20.380
for food stamps and stuff there is an insane amount of theft going on at grocery stores and and walmart
02:36:25.180
especially and if you're gonna if people are gonna steal from anybody you know walmart the biggest
02:36:29.660
corporation in america the walton family it's like well people need to eat and they're not just
02:36:35.020
gonna go well i can't afford it i guess i'll die so that's why people steal food because they're
02:36:39.420
hungry um you know pretty good indication things are not go not doing great kid um but again it's
02:36:47.020
like eating into their bottom line everything's about money and it's like we're losing uh you know
02:36:50.460
we lost uh you know 27 million dollars last year due to shoplifting and we're projected to lose 50
02:36:56.140
million dollars next year and maybe 78 million dollars the year after that or we could pay 29 million
02:37:02.540
now and install this very elaborate anti-theft surveillance system and uh would probably
02:37:07.820
mitigate most of the thefts you know uh however you know this is the i mean why this is another
02:37:16.860
indi why why why don't they because at the bare minimum what this represents is these stores they
02:37:22.380
don't trust you they don't trust people to just be in the store to do like you need to be surveilled all
02:37:29.900
the time everything is going to be logged and cataloged this is another indication of the
02:37:32.780
low low trust society nobody trusts anybody anymore and this is a pretext to everything
02:37:37.980
breaking down and becoming a violent cesspool people are commenting in there it's like they're
02:37:42.540
in walmart and medicine hat too they're probably going to be rolled out across every walmart in the
02:37:46.540
in the in the world eventually um they're just gonna you know you do a few at a time but
02:37:52.540
i wonder what those are originally for but they are going to do this they're going to start uh
02:37:55.660
keeping track of what you buy what your uh carbon score is how much meat you buy oh that's too much
02:38:01.820
you know they're going to keep track of this shit it's going to take a little while to implement but
02:38:04.540
they will they will they're already and it's not i'm not just imagining this like they they say it
02:38:09.980
openly like they they say in five years we're due to this the central bank digital currencies that
02:38:14.380
are coming at the end of this year early next year they've been planning this for 10 years
02:38:18.460
um this isn't a new thing they've been talking about it for quite a while since the invention of
02:38:22.620
bitcoin like oh there's a fucking good idea let's just do that and we'll take over again people lose
02:38:28.700
miss the opportunity the purpose of bitcoin was to use it as an alternative to fiat currency and trade
02:38:32.940
it and just leave the monetary system entirely thus starving the monster to death if we used we
02:38:39.260
put everything into bitcoin and traded everything in bitcoin which we could do um then it dies it doesn't
02:38:44.460
you know they're fucked it's a parallel currency uh that they don't control but that's not what
02:38:48.700
people did they hoarded it and tried to get rich on it and make money on it like everyone
02:38:52.460
always does so you miss that opportunity so now what cryptocurrency and digital that's going to
02:38:58.060
be that's been co-opted now by by these fucking people and that's going to be the only way you're
02:39:03.660
going to be allowed to spend money and to get your central bank digital currency maybe you need to uh
02:39:08.780
log in with your your fucking social credit id and maybe to get your social credit id maybe you
02:39:14.460
need to be fully vaccinated you know isn't this great the position that we've been put in thank
02:39:19.740
goodness for all those weak goblin people that were too fucking scared to say anything we would
02:39:24.620
listen we went from two weeks to flatten the curve to this this potential future in just two years and
02:39:32.460
why did it happen because of fucking cowards that couldn't say they couldn't call a spade a spade they
02:39:37.260
pointed a horse and say stop that dog two plus two is five trans women are women until this madness
02:39:44.060
stops this this this craziness is going to keep getting worse why why would they stop no one's
02:39:49.900
stopping them they do shit to you people put up with it they put up with it well let's try something
02:39:56.220
else we'll just keep giving we'll just keep hammering them until they until we take it all um where's this
02:40:02.540
that oh god show me show me show me it give me the picture i've got the picture i'm trying to show
02:40:12.220
people here come on where are you here you go this is in uh in the netherlands like like look it got so
02:40:23.180
bad they were threatening to use the military to keep protesters in check and that and they're training
02:40:29.740
the military in australia for you know crowd control efforts what why the reason here's this
02:40:36.700
not a secret this is how militaries operate they plan years ahead of time there are planners in the
02:40:43.820
military that anticipate what the threats are going we're doing it again i need like some kind of music
02:40:50.460
to it's got asmr music um um let me just think here
02:41:05.340
i forget what i was going to draw anyway now shit what the hell was i just talking about
02:41:10.060
so much for my so much for my mental clarity uh mr bullock says for something totally unrelated if you
02:41:15.180
make a few more nco sketches and they get to get and get them to me i will make sure they get on a
02:41:19.900
silent auction table i should i'll send them to somebody this is my teaching aid this is my
02:41:30.940
teaching aid for the afternoon the hell was i just talking about i got totally lost in my own uh i got
02:41:36.780
distracted this is why there should be a guy i can just say and not i'm trying to do too many things at
02:41:41.340
once somebody will tell me somebody will remind me what the hell i was thinking without saying it
02:41:46.300
somebody somebody was reading my mind someone on rumble said we do not consent and then has an
02:41:52.300
emoji of a fire axe patrick bateman really doesn't want to go woke he's not having it not over there
02:42:06.620
training the army to fight people thank you see sergeant rock now what would we do without him what
02:42:11.180
would we do without sergeant rock so here's just some learning music for you you know we're here to learn
02:42:28.140
the military this is where we are this is time going forward this is the future
02:42:34.300
and this is the present where we are now this is this is canada very small very mentally ill
02:42:56.940
because he has a cleft chin i don't know but right now you know you've got your present your
02:43:06.860
current threats which is this is what you're dealing with right now this is your immediate
02:43:10.780
like we've got to deal with all this right now so that's somebody else's job your job as the
02:43:15.340
planners is to anticipate what is this probably going to be and then what is that probably going to be
02:43:21.020
what are the you know at each different level this is now this is later and this is way down the road
02:43:28.860
and these these guys jobs in the top hats with the monocle that you know
02:43:38.380
with the stolen diamonds you know encrusted in the uh
02:43:45.740
their job is to figure this out so you've got like you know maybe it's isis down here and you've got
02:43:55.740
then you've got the you know the russians are always a concern you want to keep them and you're
02:43:59.820
supposed to be worried about the chinese but apparently they uh they own us now but i'm going
02:44:03.660
to pretend things make sense and then up here well this is probably going to carry over that's very
02:44:08.780
likely going to happen that's very likely to happen these seem to have taken a back seat now
02:44:13.900
and then in in this uh in these kind of stages according to the training manuals i'm seeing
02:44:19.340
uh this space here is going to be filled with what's called imve's meaning ideologically
02:44:28.540
motivated violent extremists that's you okay um which is why the army is now training guys now here
02:44:37.820
they're training now these are the training guys they're not deployed where these guys are these
02:44:44.940
guys are all like dead and they're they're dealing with shit these guys are being trained for the
02:44:50.700
future to deal with you because they're doing training exercises on crowd control and right-wing
02:44:58.620
extremism and violent protests and so on why would the army do that unless it's anticipating that is an
02:45:05.740
anticipated future need for its uh resources and activities and attention
02:45:13.420
you don't see the army training to fight space aliens do you know why because that's not a
02:45:17.740
future anticipated task it is the military's job to anticipate likely future threats and prepare
02:45:24.940
accordingly and i'm just telling you it's preparing to fight you right now
02:45:31.340
and i'm trying to mitigate that horrifying reality
02:45:38.780
with uh weird space music it wasn't terrible it's a beautiful relaxing music for stress relief
02:45:47.980
this made me all i could think like this is the music that they play in the pod before they execute
02:45:52.540
you this is the music that's playing while they're injecting you with whatever they do and they give you
02:45:56.460
a maid that did not relieve my stress or any remind me of anything beautiful that that sounded like death
02:46:02.540
to me maybe that maybe that was the most appropriate song possible for for yet another
02:46:10.780
put this up on the big screen it makes perfect sense
02:46:13.420
future is past is future is past is woke is woke is real women many many ends dot jpeg save to desktop
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very specific with my filing systems i want to make sure everything is uh where it's supposed to be
02:46:43.820
ah ted uncle ted was right hey you know the whole blowing people up randomly was uh that was an odd
02:46:52.140
choice um but a lot of his comments and thoughts on the you know the progression of technology and the
02:46:57.740
yeah it's not been good overall we're not we're not doing good with it um so there you go mr bullock
02:47:03.820
salty rob says hey just wondering if you came to the same conclusions i have politicians are not having
02:47:08.300
sudden coincidence on scales everyone else it's like they never took the actual real death shots
02:47:13.100
maybe saline shots for the camera or fake the whole thing well i'll tell you this
02:47:18.220
i'm not even allowed to say their names but there is a you know one of the top of duck it does
02:47:26.220
wrote exemptions for his entire family and himself
02:47:29.740
one of these hero doctors that everybody loved loved oh my god he's such a hero i just
02:47:47.180
kids are writing letters to them oh thank you doll the hero worship that went on ridiculous oh by the
02:47:53.820
way yeah that that those people made sure their families didn't take shit yeah they all got
02:47:59.020
exemptions for some reason no one else was given any it was fucking impossible to get exemptions for
02:48:05.900
that in in in a lot of provinces but not for them don't you find that weird i find that weird and i
02:48:14.700
think it's going to come out in court who it is
02:48:19.740
very possible i think people would would be interested to know that fact
02:48:26.620
safe and effective but not for me or or my you know family or my partner or any yeah no
02:48:32.380
but for you and yes absolutely but my entire family nope
02:48:36.300
not even what nope not even once not even one time not we didn't even take the first one the
02:48:46.780
second one we didn't get like we got two and then we got boot no they didn't take any and they got
02:48:50.460
exemptions use their positions of power to to do that so we'll see that'll be fun when people learn
02:49:01.420
about that what i do with my can what did what what the fuck okay this is getting weird i where's
02:49:17.980
where's the red bull can i'm not kidding oh i threw it okay i did throw in the trash all right i was done
02:49:25.660
with it good good very good when you grew up in a haunted house
02:49:35.900
you you don't have the luxury all right you people have the luxury out there of being like
02:49:41.180
oh well clearly i just misplaced the can my sister and i do not have that luxury maybe you did misplace
02:49:46.940
the can maybe it no longer exists in this dimension and will magically reappear in the exact
02:49:53.420
spot it vanished from six months from now and all of the everyone in the family will go well that's
02:49:58.780
fucking very disturbing and just go on with their lives because what can you even do about that
02:50:08.140
sometimes things have moved clear across the room to the other side of the room
02:50:12.620
when you leave the room and come back you're like that what how
02:50:15.660
you know so you know it's good i recommend it i recommend raising your children in houses with
02:50:23.660
very aggressive poltergeist activity keeps them on their toes you know you learn to sleep with one eye
02:50:28.780
open you you don't when you hear a noise in the night you don't be like one of these you know dumb
02:50:35.820
city people and you're like ah it's probably nothing you're like it probably isn't
02:50:39.260
gonna keep you alive raising your children in a house with with possessed demonic spirits that
02:50:47.180
won't that is a survival skill if you want your kids to die raise them in a non-haunted house then
02:50:52.460
so these people going around like oh don't tell them the house is horrible never sell it
02:50:56.540
you know i would pay triple i would pay double at least maybe triple to live in a haunted house
02:51:01.340
for the benefit you should be explaining the benefits guys
02:51:03.420
listen it takes some getting used to but here are the benefits survival ability you know intruder
02:51:12.460
detection um you make mental inventories of where your stuff is and if it's like it's basically
02:51:19.180
training you to be very like switched on well i'm telling you having to live with it's you
02:51:23.980
know it's good for it's good for you assuming you don't become possessed and uh you know
02:51:29.980
i don't know it didn't happen to me i don't think i could i very well could be possessed i don't know
02:51:36.780
i don't know would you even know would you know i don't maybe not jen steen says captured all your
02:51:44.460
art and direction thank you thank you sir salty rob says just wondering if you came to oh i just read
02:51:49.180
that and that's why i right the top of duck it is i bet there's a lot of them that's what they should
02:51:57.740
be asking hey did you and your family get it or all right well that's not appropriate to ask my
02:52:03.020
vaccination status do you like that how they're doing that now uh asking for the vaccination
02:52:07.260
status someone is not appropriate it is not okay to ask if someone's vaccinated like this person just
02:52:12.060
suffered a medical emergency it is not okay it was okay for you to demand that i provide you my
02:52:18.700
vaccination status for the last two years or you threatened to you know exercise me from society
02:52:24.380
ban me from even buying food so you can see how i don't really uh fucking care for that argument
02:52:31.580
you know at all you're just a massive hypocrite this person just they are going through a difficult time
02:52:39.740
really was it difficult for them while they were chastising and denigrating me and my friends and
02:52:44.160
family and everything i believe in and demanding that something be done about us and throw these people
02:52:48.520
in prison and all that was was that a difficult time for you no it was a difficult time for us
02:52:52.220
now you're the one having a difficult time you know what you did you caught a tiger by the tail
02:52:57.320
and now it's going to eat you this if you're if they're uncomfortable with how things are now
02:53:02.680
it's only going to get worse and everyone i talk to has the same feeling the people that are like
02:53:08.860
i don't you know i mean i don't have any like immediate connections and like in sitting government
02:53:13.880
or anything like that there's no nothing like that because i you know i despise most of these people
02:53:17.740
but i know some people that are not far away and they all say the same thing people are nervous
02:53:25.560
there's a lot of nervous people in ottawa and things are not like it it's an it's sounds like
02:53:33.020
they're this is an unprecedented like they don't know how to it's uncharted territory it's like sailing
02:53:38.660
a boat in the dark and the captain doesn't know what he's doing and everyone's just like i don't this
02:53:43.000
you're just waiting for you're waiting to crash into some rocks you know you're like any minute
02:53:48.860
now that's what it feels like you know that's what it sounds like you've got this problem with
02:53:54.860
the uh the russians and so on i mean we're looking at a war maybe like a legit one and we are in no
02:53:59.920
no position to do anything with it uh lawmakers in the united kingdom uh painting a dire picture of
02:54:05.060
them running out of weapons i was talking to one of the other guys a couple of days ago
02:54:12.040
uh most of a ton of our sniper rifles are gone now they're just gone
02:54:16.620
like how how much stuff do we have do we are we just going to give them it like
02:54:24.740
do you do you see how we're being bled out here very quickly in this quagmire hopeless conflict
02:54:34.220
the russians are executing a brilliant fucking strategy here
02:54:38.480
they're forcing us to bankrupt ourselves and deplete ourselves of our strategic weapon reserves
02:54:45.400
in the hands of people that can't even use them anyway and have no pot no potential of success
02:54:49.800
whatsoever they the russians have created a a black hole in the ground and we're just throwing
02:54:57.440
all of our money and weapons into it thinking somehow this is going to hurt the russians while
02:55:02.240
they just watch you do it and then when you run out of shit they go okay how should we know
02:55:07.040
without even having to fight you well sort of i mean we are we are doing everything but have
02:55:14.020
everything but have soldiers on the ground fighting them we're doing and even then there are special
02:55:18.420
we have special forces guys there on the ground right now every kind all of them do the entire
02:55:22.740
western world does it's just a matter of time and now uh they're out of guns british defense
02:55:29.460
ministry must rapidly grow local industrial capacity so what russia did a year ago russia's
02:55:34.640
been in full-time war economy mode for a year meaning they're they're converting still imagine
02:55:38.980
you work at like uh like a factory like my dad works at a factory right that factory could easily
02:55:44.040
and quit and potentially could be converted very you know to make other things you know like weapons
02:55:50.380
parts or machine or part or airplane parts or tank parts and so on like they did in other wars that's
02:55:55.360
that's what they do that's what the home everybody at home is making guns and bombs and food and
02:56:00.620
sending supplies out while everybody else who's not at home doing that is fighting the war uh that's
02:56:06.480
what russia's doing and we're over here like trans women are women yeah you're not gonna win
02:56:12.120
you're fucking way behind you're already out of money you're already out of guns and you're like
02:56:18.420
maybe we should start fighting now oh like this is the kind of like if you were gonna go fight in a
02:56:25.400
i have a boxing match i'm gonna do that that boxing match but first i want to run 29 kilometers before
02:56:31.560
round one and then i want to i was just so i'm warmed up when i get in the ring
02:56:35.860
okay ready to go did you run almost a marathon before coming here
02:56:42.480
that guy's just been waiting yeah okay all righty defense industrial capacity in britain has atrophied
02:56:50.140
over the decades since by the end of the cold war and uh uh since the end of the cold war and the
02:56:55.080
british along with their nato allies have been caught out by a russian invasion of ukraine that
02:56:59.380
they should have saw coming but they're dumb uh committee chairman tobias elwood tobias said in a
02:57:05.080
statements i don't know why i did that tobias tobias elwood said in a statement issued with
02:57:14.480
the report that uh government and industry must respond to concerns over weapon shortages they
02:57:17.960
should but they won't because trans women are with that's our main concern right now and of course
02:57:22.500
the cost of fucking milk tobias tobias are you bugging me about weapons have you seen
02:57:29.940
the dairy prices to buy tobias tobias take kevin's spot you're the new kevin tobias
02:57:36.540
i don't want to hear it kevin you're kevin now we are concerned that it is taking so long to
02:57:44.280
replenish uk stockpiles both government and industry need to act the integrated review refresh
02:57:48.040
and the budget need to show the government understands the importance of the united
02:57:51.320
kingdom's defense in an increasingly dangerous world they're not even paying attention they're
02:57:55.340
asleep at the wheel they don't think it's real they're idiots they're gonna get caught with
02:57:58.740
their pants down and then uh we're we're gonna be in rough shape which is why i'm trying very
02:58:03.800
desperately to make sure people understand as much as possible what the real true nature of this
02:58:08.460
conflict is so they don't do what i did and uh end up senselessly in a completely you know insane
02:58:14.740
uh illegal and unethical completely backwards and insane um conflict that nearly cost my life and
02:58:21.700
certainly did many many many of my friends and continues to do so to this day it's a terrible fate i would
02:58:26.860
i would i would uh like to to to shield people from and prevent them from enduring if possible
02:58:33.860
it's not a good time it's not a good time and especially you know the truth is inevitable
02:58:38.440
you'll find out someday that it was all even if you go and survive you're gonna find out someday it
02:58:42.960
was all bullshit and then you're gonna remember all that fucking was for nothing you should have
02:58:47.220
just stayed home the only people that you need to be fighting with are here in your own country
02:58:50.780
they're in you know they're in ottawa they're in washington they're in london
02:58:53.700
they they made this happen and they made this mess and now they want to send you and your
02:58:59.840
children to go clean it up for them absolutely not you want to go you want to fight a war pp
02:59:04.780
you're you you're you're slaving harder than anybody you could be an officer for at least 10
02:59:08.820
or 12 more years i'd you'd better go sign up your kids are too young unless you want to sign
02:59:12.620
them up ahead of time i don't know you want to send your wife you're pretty you want to slava
02:59:16.920
i know the prime minister's got some kids he's not too old either he can be an officer get in there
02:59:21.580
we bumped the you could be 60 fucking years old in our army now so that's convenient because a lot
02:59:27.780
of you guys in parliament having you know 20 30 years of doing nothing but sit there and vacuum up
02:59:32.460
money it's time you learned how to do a real job maybe it's finally time for you to put your mouth
02:59:36.860
on the put your money where your mouth is and actually fighting for canadians like actually fighting
02:59:41.900
for canadians join the fucking military warmonger no you'd never do that you'd be more you'd rather
02:59:48.140
you'd rather other people's children go and and fight your political fucking wars for you wouldn't
02:59:52.860
you man i'm so inspired by the just the strength of the conservatives man it's so inspiring it makes
03:00:01.420
me want to like man i i want to just drive my truck right through the front gate of of the dwyer hill
03:00:08.240
training center grab everyone at jtf2 at gunpoint and march them to conservative party headquarters and
03:00:14.100
be like you sit here and you watch what these real men are doing this is how this is how you confront
03:00:19.540
fucking problems this is how you prop this is how you fucking get shit done guys i just want them to
03:00:25.180
learn i want them to be the best they are amazing but they could be better they have you can always
03:00:28.780
get better right so they should learn from the real heroes and warriors of our society the defenders of
03:00:33.700
our of our values and our constitution our charter of rights our bill of rights our flag our people
03:00:38.580
our women our children our future the fucking conservatives are doing that that's who they
03:00:42.420
should be learning from okay so we need to get them there um maybe i'll maybe i'll talk to devon and
03:00:47.800
and dallas and see if we can arrange something maybe a workshop of some kind maybe pp can tell them how
03:00:58.480
we have to slava you guys it's very important that we slava
03:01:10.000
i'm going to ignore that racist remark this has nothing to do with the country that the city of
03:01:18.980
beijing is currently in the country of this that has beijing as a city is not responsible
03:01:24.180
big huge balls you guys massive like jupiter you know
03:01:32.220
that's why you know that's why he can't stand you can't he can't even stand he'll block out the sun
03:01:39.080
this presence is just so massive it's like king solomon who's that said the pretend people that say
03:01:47.080
they're religious and have never read their own fucking book
03:01:49.000
who's that guy nobody you'd care you'd care to know about we're busy uh and we're lying about it
03:01:58.040
you know our own guys blow up this this is an act of war blow up a russian german natural gas
03:02:04.920
pipeline depriving i mean how's that for the cost of milk
03:02:09.340
how there's a missed opportunity man the day i would just i would be a nasty fucking political
03:02:19.660
operative if i was in christine anderson's camp when that fucking shit went down
03:02:23.420
i think it's vile and odious right i'd be better if she never came here
03:02:44.240
and your allegiances to your native warmongering has
03:02:53.060
harming german families and putting pressure on the german economy
03:03:05.320
what do you know you're in the five eyes aren't you
03:03:08.500
hey canada do you have any insight into who's blowing up our fucking natural gas pipe
03:03:14.820
ah i'll have to ask my dad he's a big wheel down at the cracker factory
03:03:19.460
tell me more about what the people of germany need to do pp
03:03:28.240
uh he doesn't even know about this who they don't care
03:03:39.660
i don't think you're going to want to sit in that chair by the time it comes to be your turn
03:03:44.300
because it's out they all want it when it's easy when it's when being in charge is easy
03:03:47.840
um we're going to go through the most difficult decade in the nation in national history here
03:03:55.260
this could be the the worst 20 years in national history
03:04:06.400
saying the name of the country that the city beijing
03:04:10.920
and i say currently because you never know the chinese man
03:04:13.280
i wouldn't be surprised if the americans like showed up to fight them
03:04:29.020
there's like jet thrusters underneath the whole thing
03:04:31.320
and they're just floating their cities away somewhere else
03:05:31.320
and they look across the other side of the ring
03:05:47.140
china spent decades to prepare to fight america
03:10:57.420
this is looking into the eyes of warfare itself
03:11:22.040
bink said winning against biden is almost the same as losing
03:12:03.060
not like as a slave i just mean like he's like he just
03:15:52.600
this is where the microchip conspiracy theory came from
03:16:16.160
so they know they can just turn a country on and off
03:16:43.180
we can just turn off the individual's access to uh
03:16:47.500
that is that is the ultimate fucking enslavement weapon
03:17:45.800
and this is getting me straight from rockefeller himself
03:18:04.280
they can take out whatever they want to take out
03:34:20.020
i don't know why you're so excited about this phil floating i mean i think it's scary
03:34:34.460
i don't it's admit yes it does make me uncomfortable that china has the ability to just
03:34:39.380
put their cities in the air and float them around like this that's a very i mean how do they i don't
03:34:46.240
know that's a lot of fuel and man they could just move the country any anywhere they want why why is
03:34:52.680
this good why are you what are you doing what's with the jetpack and what what do you what do you
03:35:02.820
mean what do you mean phil no i'm flipping he's handed me a copy of the geneva conventions and
03:35:12.220
rules of war does what do you mean i don't how is any of this relevant i am looking i i don't know i
03:35:21.540
don't get it phil what yeah i am looking at the section on war crimes there's nothing in here
03:35:33.140
about flying cities oh no phil no the rules aren't different because the cities are in the air
03:35:43.040
no it's i'm pretty sure i don't think just because phil do not go destroying he's gonna phil please
03:35:55.140
this you're taking way too much glee in this there's still cities full of civilian people phil
03:36:05.560
being in the air does not make them an enemy airship oh my god he's doing it
03:36:09.520
all i ever wanted he's gonna kill a billion people