Raging Dissident Podcast - 🏴RageCast 314： SECRET SEXY SUPER SLASH SATURDAY

00:00:00.000 Hello, hello, hello, hello.

00:00:04.260 Hello, hello, hello, hello.

00:00:08.600 Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

00:00:15.760 With the lifestyle, hit the danger.

00:00:20.280 Hello, entertain me.

00:00:24.880 That's why I'm here.

00:00:26.820 It's a secret. It's a secret, sexy, super Saturday, super stream. I guess.

00:00:47.300 Sorry I missed you yesterday. I had, you know, I just didn't care, you know. I don't care. I don't care.

00:01:03.240 Well, I was at the gym and I was, you know, young fellow there made me feel bad. So I hope you're happy, sir. Hope you're happy. Figured I might as well jam this in on a Saturday night.

00:01:13.060 Yeah. That's what she said. You can't go. It's impossible to go 48 hours without me saying something that just makes me want to fucking get out.

00:01:27.580 Why not? Turns out there's quite a few you that have nothing better to do either. So you skip work. You got to make up. You got to make up days, you know, do what you gotta do.

00:01:43.060 We live in Canada. There's no shortage of dark comedy. You want to feel better about yourself? Go find someone in a government position of power and realize that that's how low the bar is.

00:02:03.680 Okay. No skipping rage days. Yeah. You can't skip rage. You can't skip leg day. You can't skip any of it. You know, you're not allowed.

00:02:12.140 T money. How are you doing, man? How are you? What, what, how are you doing? How's it going? Why is there so many cables? I need, I like that they make wireless things,

00:02:21.420 but it seems like it'd be a good idea, but it never works. Wireless. Everything always just opens it up to more nonsense and things going wrong and batteries.

00:02:30.140 And this isn't sinking with that and blah, blah. So I choose to endure the spider web life of wires and cables. I, again, I, I, the nineties was fine. We had it all.

00:02:41.900 We had everything we needed. You know, we didn't need wireless. Listen, that's where they should have shut it out. That's when I knew things started getting weird.

00:02:49.840 You know, what was it? PlayStation three. And it's like, yeah, there's no cords anymore. There's no wires. It's a wireless controller. I'm like, I don't like where this is going. I don't like, this is getting to be too convenient. Okay.

00:03:00.720 Okay. We're going to die. We're going to be destroyed by convenience. And we are, we've become too weak and lazy and cowardly and pathetic and soft. You know, we've been, we've been destroyed by convenience. You can't even say mean things anymore.

00:03:13.180 Mean things. Forget saying mean things. You can't even, um, you can't even question government officials anymore. If they're women, especially because, well, well, first of all, what is a woman anyway? We don't know anymore. Um, but if you're a, if you're a woman in Canadian politics, just, if anyone questions you or corners you, um, or, you know, does like you've screened and whined and cried about for, so I just want to be treated the same. Okay. We'll treat you the same.

00:03:41.820 When you do a shitty fucking job and, um, you know, you're, you're like negligent to the point that people are dying because of how terrible you are at your fucking job. People are well within their rights, um, to, you know, come after you on that. It's not misogyny. It's just you being shitty. It's just you being shitty. There's plenty, there's, there are women that are very capable and confident that, um, that, that, you know, don't get attacked because they're, you know, good at what they do. Um, but that's not, that's few and far between.

00:04:11.820 Here in Canada, there's quite a few of really terrible, but basically how woke you are is your, is your value. The woker you are, the more you comply with the current thing, the more that you, that that's, that's your value. That's how, I mean, I mean, look, who is the wokest person in the country? Who would you say is that the epitome, the absolute beating heart of the, of the mindless, you know, soul crushing woke garbage?

00:04:39.720 I mean, when you hear it, you're just like my head, I want to die. Obviously the prime minister, he's the prime, the wokest person we have is the prime minister. And as you go down the list, uh, the closer you get to the top, the woker they are. What does that tell you? You know? So that's really, that's the, that's, you know, and we have the opposition again, very, very, uh, you know, current thing, very woke, very making sure everything's okay.

00:05:09.720 That's because you can trust a guy. He's got balls guys. This is the guy, this is the man rather with the stones needed to, uh, bring this nation back from the precipice of destruction and, uh, write the ship and turn us to work. It's a guy that's afraid to say the word China or Chinese. That's definitely who you want. Um, I mean, they're only a global superpower. How is he going to go the rest of his career without saying the word China? And who is demanding that this happen? This certainly isn't Canadians.

00:05:37.580 It certainly isn't anybody in this country. So it begs the question, why are they saying Beijing diplomats instead of Chinese? It's a very, you know, intentional thing. They don't want to throw shade on China. They don't want to throw, um, they don't want to be seen to be not supportive and not kneeling and not worshiping the Chinese regime. Um, because Canada is a vassal state. We are not a free country. We are, we're basically a farm or property, like a rental property, like a cheap hotel. We're, we're basically a rental

00:06:07.580 fucking, uh, you can rent Canada by the hour. That's what we are. And you know, sometimes the Americans take a turn, you know, banging hookers here or some, you know, the Israelis really like it. The Saudis are all over the Chinese. It's whoever, whoever's got money. You can come here and just buy a piece of this place. So anytime you want, you could buy a person if you want. I thought I was muted this whole time, which is good. So that anyway, um, you know, so they understand the paradigm that you need to be, you need to worship the real power in this country, which is a

00:06:37.580 apparently China because even the opposition parties in this country won't even say the word China. They'll say Beijing as if, and what is the point of this? Beijing is the capital city in which the regime, uh, resides its seat of power, I suppose. And which country would that be as if Canadians are too stupid to know where Beijing is. So you're saying it without saying it. And what's the point of that? There isn't a point. You're just a pussy. You're just a giant fucking pussy. Um,

00:07:07.180 you know, and, uh, you know, that's, it's not a mean word. It's, it's short for pusillanimous. It's annoying and hard to say. It means weak and timid and soft and cowardly. Pussy. It's the perfect pusillanimous. How do you spell it? P-U-S-S-I-L-L-I-A-M-A. It's a, it's a, you know, when you see the real world, you'll realize why men in the fucking forties and fifties were like, we'll just go with pussy. Okay. Yeah. That makes sense.

00:07:35.800 Cause saying this is a mouthful. It's annoying. And, you know, just saying the word pussy is fine. It's, it's, you know, soft, you know, like a kitten, like a kitty cat. It's part, it's one of the perfect words. And they're trying to take it away. They're trying to take that away. Cause you're not allowed to say it.

00:07:52.200 Thank you. T-Money. Apparently that was, that, that was all your fault. He says, stupid, sick, stupid, super sexy Saturday stream, Julian.

00:08:02.080 So you think you're pretty, you think you're pretty good? Huh? With your sexy shirt and your legs.

00:08:10.180 What did you say?

00:08:15.440 Doctor, the doctor is in. Dr. Genstein says, I guess you could be forgiven for letting us down last night.

00:08:20.980 You son of a bitch. I'll turn this off. I'll, I have, I, this is no joke. I have my finger on the like,

00:08:27.940 delete all, like wipe everything and disappear. And so, oh yeah. OG mango. P-U-S-I-L-L-A-N-I-M-O-U-S.

00:08:37.400 Pussle animus. Or you can just say pussy. It's easier that way. Pussification. Yeah. Pussle animus.

00:08:44.440 Don't, don't be, don't be pussle animus. It's very, you know, it destroys countries. It creates

00:08:49.820 the conditions for, um, weak people to be taken seriously. And when weak people are taken seriously,

00:08:56.460 they take their ideas and suggestions seriously, which are always bad because weak people have

00:09:01.740 never, have you been alive? Have you been out there in the world?

00:09:07.400 That's just a question. Um, this is something I, I, um, kind of like upon meeting a new person

00:09:15.660 or assessing a new person, like if I was an interrogator or if I was a something like that,

00:09:20.140 trying to figure out who somebody is, tell me what is the worst day of your life? Tell me what

00:09:25.640 the worst, like the most difficult thing you've ever had to deal with. And it's going to be, I mean,

00:09:33.060 you can, you can see where this is going, right? Use your imagination across the board in the Western

00:09:36.780 world. What, what is the average person going to say compared to the historical average compared

00:09:42.400 to what people in the third world have to deal with what people at now, what people in parts of

00:09:46.640 Europe now have to deal with and so on. Maybe somebody from North Korea. Um, you know, we have

00:09:51.700 a civilization of weak, pathetic people that make terrible decisions that live in a fantasy world

00:09:55.620 that think you can, we're going to regulate the weather. We are going to, we're going to control

00:10:01.780 the weather itself. We're going to, well, climate change is happening and we're going to,

00:10:07.580 and obviously not at the very top. They don't believe this. They're just stealing from you.

00:10:11.640 This is just a power and control scheme. I mean, the useful idiots, the other people walking around

00:10:16.080 in the world that don't deserve to draw breath. They're just so fucking stupid, uh, and cowardly

00:10:20.820 and just an insult to really the entire idea of a human being. That's how far, that's how bad we've

00:10:26.120 become. Those ones walking around that, that believe all of this, um, you know, you, you think,

00:10:33.200 let me, so you, you believe that if you give the government all of your money, they can change the

00:10:37.160 weather. Is, is that what you think? All because, and, and, and why, well, because carbon emissions is

00:10:42.820 causing the wet. Yeah. Is that what you think you understand that the, the earth is a self-contained,

00:10:47.400 you know, like a, like a fishbowl, for example, let's use that like a fishbowl or an aquarium.

00:10:53.140 Um, so if I drop poison in one end of the bowl, it's going to contaminate the whole bowl. Yeah.

00:10:59.860 You know, cause everything's contained inside here. So, you know, if there's poison being dropped in

00:11:05.260 the bowl, threatening all of the fish, um, you should, then it would make logical sense to prioritize

00:11:11.480 the biggest in, uh, insertions of poison. Um, not the, not the minimum, you know, Canada

00:11:21.180 contributes nothing like nothing to the global pollution, literally nothing. It's not even

00:11:27.000 worth mentioning. And what is the only thing worth mentioning as far as Canada and carbon emissions

00:11:33.260 and green climate, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, is the amount of fucking trees that are in

00:11:38.600 this country actually clean more air than we dirty up by a mile, by a long shot. So if anything,

00:11:44.860 other countries should be paying us money for the vast swaths of this country on this continent

00:11:50.560 that is completely uninhabited. 90% of Canada lives along the U S border. Did you know that?

00:11:56.560 That's 90% of all of our people. And more than that, um, most of the country lives between the

00:12:02.400 United States border in Michigan, uh, Windsor, the Windsor bridge in Montreal, that diagonal line

00:12:07.080 Circulon from, you know, basically Windsor all the way to Montreal, that strip goes through Toronto,

00:12:11.320 the GTA, Niagara Falls, Hamilton, all that. That's most, that's mostly ever. The rest of it is nothing.

00:12:16.340 The, in Manitoba, people only live in Winnipeg. There's nothing in Manitoba outside Winnipeg. It's

00:12:21.320 a hoax. Does no, is no one else aware of this? It's not real. There's nothing in Winnipeg. There's

00:12:26.760 nothing. I've driven through Manitoba several times. There's only one place to stop for food,

00:12:31.100 gas, somewhere to sleep for anything. It's, it's Winnipeg outside of that is just,

00:12:35.340 you know, hastily propped up shanty towns and signs pretending that there's people there

00:12:39.500 just to discourage other people from showing up and setting things up. Just nobody in Manitoba

00:12:44.040 wants any more people there. So they built one city in Winnipeg and that's it. The rest of it's

00:12:48.560 fake. The rest of it's pretend. There's nothing there. We, we don't, you know, the amount of trees

00:12:53.520 here, right? So we're not polluting anything. Why don't you go focus on China or India? China and

00:13:00.080 India are most of the world between the two of them. Most of the planet live between these two

00:13:05.160 countries. Oh, and Pakistan as well. These three countries is most of human race. Uh, and they

00:13:10.200 do by far the most polluting. So they are wrecking the fishbowl and you want to focus on this tiny

00:13:16.600 little tiny portion of the fishbowl, 38 million people in Canada, six, almost a 7 billion. How

00:13:22.440 many billions of people are we at now? It's 5 billion too many regardless. Um, I, no, I agree with

00:13:29.560 them. I agree with these, you know, elites. Like there's too many people. There is, there's too many

00:13:32.860 stupid people. Um, and that's what they really mean. It's not that all people have to go. It's

00:13:38.040 just, there's way too many dumb ones. So, I mean, I, I support it if they, if they want

00:13:41.680 to create a program where they can just line up and euthanize themselves and sterilize

00:13:45.040 themselves and eliminate themselves for the good of the human race. Again, have you been

00:13:49.000 out there? Have you talked to people? Have you been in a Walmart lately? This is necessary.

00:13:54.340 You may not like it, but it has to happen for the good of the fishbowl. Now, if only we could

00:13:58.380 get these people to stop focusing on, you know, this tiny little algae plant in the

00:14:03.840 bottom left corner of the bowl that's actually cleaning the water. Canada is actually cleaning

00:14:09.720 the air and the water and the fishbowl. Uh, and, but no, you got to pay back breaking taxes

00:14:14.460 and so on because there's a teenager from, from Sweden who is really upset that she has

00:14:18.520 fetal alcohol syndrome. Uh, you know, she screams a lot. She's basically, she is a goblin.

00:14:23.400 She's about three, four feet tall. She weighs about 60 pounds and, uh, you know, climbs on

00:14:28.900 the backs of like some kind of deranged monkey. And, uh, so that, for that reason, we have

00:14:33.920 to bankrupt all of our farmers and our energy industry and just destroy the country. Makes

00:14:38.580 sense, right? Is this making sense to anybody? It's just logic guys. Okay. It's logic. We

00:14:43.920 need to destroy our industry because angry teenager. How dare you? The climate change. If climate,

00:14:53.120 if the climate change is an existential threat to humanity, which is what they believe so

00:14:57.460 much so to the fact that young people now have developed mental disorders because of

00:15:01.440 being brainwashed and told that they're all going to die soon. Um, I mean, I mean, these

00:15:06.860 people are sick and to be, I don't know how much, I, uh, I basically just do the, I just

00:15:17.320 do this for like therapeutic survival reasons, really. Uh, otherwise I'll go insane and, and

00:15:23.400 probably, I don't, I don't know. You don't, you don't want to know what would happen. Uh,

00:15:27.840 and I think a lot of other people come here for the same reason. This is just survival.

00:15:31.540 Um, because it's that difficult to just exist in this timeline, in this, in this universe

00:15:39.360 right now. If you know what's happening, if you're even remotely, uh, switched on it,

00:15:44.420 it's, it's, it's a struggle. It's, you know, mentally just difficult to deal with. Um, you

00:15:50.780 know, I don't, there's things just have to get worse and it, it has, and it will, and it's

00:15:55.660 going to continue. Um, it's just excruciating to Seth to sit here and watch just day after

00:16:00.380 day, things get worse and worse and worse. I mean, our house of commons in Canada now

00:16:04.220 is a bunch of feminist angry, a bunch of Karen's demanding to see the manager because another

00:16:10.700 MP asked one of them a question about being corrupted. They're being, I mean, I'm just

00:16:15.640 being honest. You know, is it, is it, uh, you know, maybe should you consider coddling

00:16:26.480 children a little bit, you know, they're young, they're only, you know, she's only 15 and 16

00:16:31.180 years old, you know, she's not, you know, that's why, you know, it's called kid gloves.

00:16:36.300 You know, it's a boxing term. They have gloves, you know, for literally made for kids, for kids

00:16:40.700 to fight. So they won't really hurt each other that much, you know? Um, that's how weak we've

00:16:47.320 become that we can't even talk. And you think other countries, powerful, you know, very

00:16:52.140 nationalistically, you know, masculine, uh, not fucking around countries like China aren't going

00:16:57.200 to take full advantage of that. Wait, they are our own leaders. The, the, and by supposedly the

00:17:03.980 fucking king, you know, of the, of the opposition, this is the most powerful, supposedly right. He's

00:17:10.980 a liberal. Okay. The conservative party are liberals pretending to be conservatives. They're

00:17:14.380 not conservatives at all. They're top guy, they're champion, they're Spartacus, they're Hercules,

00:17:20.440 they're, you know, Hannibal of Carthage is a guy who he's got glasses, but he, he, he won't say

00:17:27.120 China, you know, there's no need, there's no need to say China because we don't, we don't want to

00:17:30.820 make them upset. Pack it in like it's over until this, like we need a revolution. Okay. There, there,

00:17:39.000 there's no, um, there's no solution with these people. They're completely incompetent. They're inept.

00:17:43.480 They're useless. Things will just continue to flounder and drown and things will just continue to get

00:17:49.080 worse. Um, until, you know, the critical mass of, you know, people just won't take it anymore.

00:17:56.240 And as their pain level, as their discomfort level increases, their, uh, appetite for aggressive

00:18:04.560 change increases as well. So that's fine. Keep increasing the misery. Like you're just going to

00:18:11.260 make it worse. There's good. And then, and there's no other way people will eventually come to this

00:18:14.760 conclusion. It's just, it's just true. Okay. Democracy has failed and it's failed because,

00:18:22.640 um, weak, weak, weak people have permitted it to fail. We've been co-opted. If you're, if you have

00:18:28.780 a democracy, you know, democratic country, majority rules. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Who is defending it? Oh,

00:18:35.020 really weak, easily manipulated sellouts that will sell any portion of this country, you, me,

00:18:39.520 your family, my family, anybody for a dollar. That's not democracy anymore. That's an allude.

00:18:44.940 That's fake. These people are bought and sold every fucking day. Um, and there's, and this will

00:18:49.580 never change. No one inside the system will even publicly recognize or talk about this very obvious

00:18:54.700 fact to anyone with a brain. They're all controlled. They're all bought. They're both. It's a, it's a

00:18:59.140 managed system. Once in a while you get some rogue people in there that cause some disturbances, but I

00:19:03.660 mean, it's like running a garden. It's like doing anything. Nothing works a hundred percent efficiency

00:19:09.140 all the time. You know, even, even the best, you know, design, I mean, people design, uh,

00:19:14.400 jet fighters for war F, you know, the F 16, the F 18, they still break down and things still go wrong

00:19:20.740 despite having literal geniuses work on these things. Uh, it happens, but so they deal with it,

00:19:25.420 but overall the system is managed, controlled and owned and paid for, uh, the casino. And you have

00:19:33.080 people that want to believe brand new people, people that have never paid attention, uh, to politics or

00:19:38.100 anything before, but they have in the last year or two or three, either because of COVID or because

00:19:42.940 of the trucker convoy or whatever have, have come online. And they think it is as simple as

00:19:48.920 switching out the guy that they believe is in charge, but he's not in charge. Um, and that's it.

00:19:55.260 They think that's as far, they've attached every negative thing that's happened to all of the,

00:19:58.740 you know, the inflation and the cost of milk, everything, everything bad that's going on the last

00:20:04.260 couple of years. All right. Now it, you know, to the ignorant is natural to assume, well, if this

00:20:11.040 is the guy in charge, it must be his fault. If we get, we move a different guy, it'll go. No,

00:20:15.980 you know, uh, you're replacing one broken engine part with another broken engine part and expecting

00:20:21.060 the engine to work better. It's not going to make any difference. Does he have to go? Yeah.

00:20:24.800 But he has to be replaced by someone who's, you know, not corrupt. And everyone in, in the,

00:20:30.960 in Canadian politics is corrupt. So, you know, well, what are we supposed to do? Revolution.

00:20:39.580 That's really all you can do until people understand that this entire system is broken.

00:20:44.100 It doesn't exist for them. It exists to control them. That's what it's for until that changes.

00:20:49.740 None of this shit's going anywhere. We're going to keep doing this around and around and around.

00:20:52.780 We go forever because as long as there's people in sitting in these seats that have their hands out,

00:20:57.840 willing to take money, willing to be influenced, willing to look the other way as bad things are

00:21:02.320 happening, unwilling to say things like the fucking word China, nothing is ever going to change.

00:21:07.640 Nothing's ever going to change. You need people in there of principles of a moral foundation and

00:21:11.480 moral fiber. And we, uh, we, we, we stopped caring with that a long time ago and they've succeeded in

00:21:16.940 bringing the conservatives in line with current thingism, support the current thing. Talk about,

00:21:21.720 I mean, look at their platform, compare it to what they would have said in the 1990s,

00:21:25.080 the 1980s, just in my lifetime, they've gone completely the other way. They're, they're,

00:21:30.600 they're liberals now and there's no, uh, there's no saving them. There's no coming back. You can't

00:21:34.940 change it from the inside. These are all things that new people say. I'm, I'm telling you, this is

00:21:39.540 somebody that's been struggling with these, these ideas and problems. Like these people that are like

00:21:43.680 this. So like a year, two years, like, Oh man, everything's really, Oh, I'm going to, I'm going to

00:21:48.140 start saying that was me 10 years ago. Uh, that's, that's how long I've been, I've been watching this

00:21:55.560 and it's probably been six years. Has it been that long now since 2016, seven years, seven years.

00:22:05.240 I've been on, I've been at this. Um, I'm trying to save you time. I'm trying to save you time by,

00:22:11.480 by giving you the cheat sheet. Hey, look, I've got the cheat codes. Okay. You don't have to do this

00:22:16.980 whole course. You don't have to sit here for four years, five years trying to, you know, Oh,

00:22:22.980 we just got to get the lips out to eventually come to the conclusion. Oh man, they're just as bad as

00:22:27.680 the other guys. And I sank all this time and energy and effort into this. And it turns out

00:22:32.080 they're just as bad. Yeah. You're that's where you will end up in five to 10 years. I'm trying to

00:22:37.480 save that time for you so that you can just skip to the end. But you know, a lot of these people have

00:22:41.960 too much pride and too much fucking ego to think that, Oh, what is that? Fine. I don't care.

00:22:50.720 Whatever. It's like, I'm, it's like, I'm standing on the side of the road being like, Hey,

00:22:55.600 free sandwiches. You're like, fuck you. I'd never take a free sandwich. I'm like, okay.

00:22:59.400 I don't, don't eat it. Then it doesn't mean anything to me.

00:23:06.280 What a mess. This place is a disaster.

00:23:10.620 Uh, scarecrow says St. John's is living up to rage's assessment of terrible places this week.

00:23:15.720 No, you haven't. You've just been there now. First time St. John's, which is, I always mix it up.

00:23:23.880 Is that which one's new Brunswick and which one's Newfoundland? I mean, they're both terrible, but

00:23:29.300 we're so lazy here. I mean, obviously the one in Newfoundland, well, maybe not technically,

00:23:37.820 but they would have been made around the same time. Like you, Hey, are you starting a town? Yeah,

00:23:43.240 I'm starting a town boy. Cause it St. John's fucked up. I'm calling mine. St. John's St. John. Well,

00:23:50.160 who owns that? St. John owns that. Well, where's St. John's? Well, it belongs to St. John. It's very

00:23:55.040 confusing. You know, one guy put an apostrophe S at the end and it's different now. That should

00:24:02.620 have been a red flag right away, right away. I don't know if this country is going to make it.

00:24:05.980 They're too lazy to even come up with new names for towns. We're only, you know, we haven't even left

00:24:10.400 the time zone yet. We're still, we're running out of names for towns. Fuck, that's about as far as I

00:24:17.460 can think, boy. St. John's. St. John's. St. John's. Oh, what about that? Another apostrophe,

00:24:23.100 another S on top of it. Two S's. Double St. John's. St. Johnny John's. Double Johner. That's

00:24:28.960 what we'll call it. Oh, I'm heading out to the old Double John. Gonna go to Double Johner and get

00:24:33.120 some fucking Double John's pizza, boy. What are you saying? That's just Canadian trash. That's a,

00:24:41.860 you don't, you know, hey, so, you know, there's people from America that watch this, Australia,

00:24:48.240 England. I haven't spent a lot of time. I haven't ever spent any time in Australia. I've never been

00:24:51.660 to England either, unfortunately, or, um, but I have been to the United States enough to know,

00:24:57.540 you know, and it's like, I'm sure the English have their version of this and the Australians,

00:25:02.000 you know, the guy that like is motivated, like cheese gets him excited. Um, he's always got a

00:25:14.240 beer in his hand or one nearby. Um, 70% of the wall space wherever he lives is covered in sports

00:25:23.460 memorabilia, probably cheap stuff. Um, and this guy doesn't know, he couldn't name you five ministers,

00:25:33.880 five power, very powerful people where he lives, but he does know the name and stat sheet of every

00:25:39.460 player in the National Hockey League. Does, uh, does, doesn't mind drinking and driving either.

00:25:48.240 And meth is just for weekends, you know, that kind of stuff. That's that guy. So don't, you know,

00:25:55.740 don't, that's who's, that's who is chirping you in the comment section. You know, if you're,

00:26:01.780 if you're someone else on the internet, somebody who's like talking shit, that's who you're arguing

00:26:05.580 with. It's not like this, this, these aren't like, uh, you know, French diplomats that are all

00:26:13.300 fucking suited up and they've got, Oh, it appears to me like, well, that's the wrong accent.

00:26:18.240 But you know, I've got quite, I've taken quite an issue with your most latest post here. All the

00:26:25.500 reasons for that's not, you're spending your day arguing with literal trash humans that have

00:26:30.400 nothing else to do. And this is, I will, I think it would be an effective advertisement to be like

00:26:38.700 this one part, like to just show both sides of it. And it's just one guy and the other one one's on

00:26:44.560 their phone. The other one's on the computer. And it's just two people at two o'clock in the morning

00:26:48.380 surrounded by trash and empty pizza boxes. Just, you know, behind anonymous accounts fighting with

00:26:54.560 each other on a third guy's page. And you're like,

00:26:57.120 and then you're like, Hey, Hey guy, that's, have you ever left your home promise? Oh, no,

00:27:09.120 no reason to leave double John by fucking everything you needs is in double Johns. What the fuck do I

00:27:14.740 would I ever go to St. John for? When I got St. Johns, this is double Johns is double John in

00:27:19.380 her. Then there's River John. You go to Nova Scotia, got River John, River John, St. John,

00:27:24.920 St. Johns is on this. John's everywhere. Bye.

00:27:27.080 You would quit immediately. You'd show someone this and be like, this is you right now. You're

00:27:38.380 one of these people. And you'd be like, yeah, I, you would just turn your phone off and put it down.

00:27:44.140 There you go. There you go. There you go. You're wasting time arguing with actual trash. It's a pile

00:27:51.780 of trash formed in the shape of an obese human man, uh, arguing with you, surrounded by pizza

00:27:58.040 boxes, soft drinks. Um, probably hasn't showered in a couple of days, been wearing the same clothes

00:28:03.660 for a week, probably has a TV on in another room that he's not even watching. And it's just been

00:28:08.640 running, you know, it's just always on his idea of a great night out. It's like going to get shit

00:28:18.120 faced at a local hockey rink and picking a fight with a teenager. Like, uh, yeah, really get when,

00:28:25.640 when you get chirped by these people on the internet, make sure you get really worked up

00:28:29.200 about it. You know, it's really, it's really painful dagger to take when you're, when you're,

00:28:33.340 you know, when that guy doesn't respect you. I mean, oh my goodness. How is, how would one recover?

00:28:40.100 I mean, I've done a lot of stuff in my life. I've, I've endured a lot, you know, for my age,

00:28:45.660 I think, I mean, there's definitely, I'm nowhere near the top, but I mean, there's,

00:28:50.440 there's a couple of dents and dents. I mean, I've been to war. Uh, and then there was the

00:28:54.280 whole special forces experience was pretty hard. There was jail. And then there was all the death

00:28:57.860 and the suicides and the, you know, regular life stuff on top of that. And, you know, and it's

00:29:03.040 like, oh, well, you know what I bet. Oh. And then the net being a national punching bag,

00:29:06.980 being attacked, you know, it's open season. You can do whatever you want to me, my family,

00:29:11.360 my friends, it doesn't matter. There's no, you're allowed to do that. Um, this is Canada now. Uh,

00:29:16.700 you could be jailed for no, for, for things that didn't even happen. You know, you could have all

00:29:21.460 of this happen to, Oh, but wait, sorry. Um, I really need to stop and take a really hard listen

00:29:27.880 to the guy who's been on fucking welfare, uh, for his entire life or someone living in a trailer or a

00:29:34.740 fucking bachelor apartment for the last 20 years surrounded, you know, living in filth with no,

00:29:39.900 like, what have you done with your life? Literally nothing, literally nothing. I've just

00:29:45.260 existed. I've never tried to do anything. I've just, we're fucking living in a John's boy.

00:29:50.000 Fucking Saturday night, fucking Leafs in the Habs is on going to get me a fucking piece of boy

00:29:54.500 with the coupons that he stole. Pizza's a luxury food now. It is. It is. When I was a kid,

00:30:07.880 like when I was a teenager, like it would be, if I was like, I'm going to take a girl out on a date

00:30:14.340 or something. Oh, I got pizza. That was like a lazy shit. It's like, that's cheese and bread.

00:30:18.960 This is like gar, it's garbage food and it would cost nothing. A large pizza was like $8.

00:30:26.340 Fucking these days. How about this? It's like, listen, babe, what do you want? Do you want me?

00:30:30.760 Do you want me to get you a large pizza? We can have a large pizza or I can just give you a box of

00:30:34.800 diamonds. I know, but you can't eat those. So, I mean, I don't know. I mean, oh, you want a large

00:30:40.020 pizza? $45 plus tip. Like, oh, I didn't realize, I didn't realize I was, you know, eating at a

00:30:46.700 restaurant now. Plus tip, you know, for a fucking pizza. You know, it's like, you're just a step up

00:30:55.720 from eating raccoons I've shot in the backyard. Like it's pizza. This isn't hard. Children can and do

00:31:03.240 make pizza. Bread, sauce, cheese, whatever you got laying around, throw it in, throw it in the

00:31:07.640 oven for half an hour. They go, eat it. Eat it. Eat it. Eat the bread with a bunch of shit on it.

00:31:14.900 It's really complicated, but that's the cost of milk and everything. So we're just rambling about,

00:31:21.360 we're just, it's Saturday. It's a super sexy secret. This is a, there's no, there's no, uh, I'm doing

00:31:27.280 this like the old school days where I'm just like, oh, there's lots of shit I could rant about,

00:31:31.420 but I don't know if I even will. I might just sit here and shoot off about pizza and St. John's

00:31:35.460 for the next fucking two and a half hours. I don't know. I do whatever I want. I, that's

00:31:43.040 why I don't play well with others. Nobody wants anything to do with me and I don't blame them.

00:31:46.760 I wouldn't either. I'm way too much for most people. It's weird when you realize you've become

00:31:55.480 that guy. I remember when I was younger, like 17, 17, 18, you know, when you like kind of like

00:32:04.200 when you're acutely aware of that, I mean, you should be at 18 years old, if you're healthy

00:32:08.360 that you don't know anything about anything. Like you're just like, I barely know. I barely

00:32:14.000 like, this is the age where I'm like shaving, but not really sure how to like, how do I grow?

00:32:19.880 Like if I, I don't even know really, I don't even know how to dress myself yet. You know,

00:32:25.600 like I was one of those kids, one of those 18, 19 year old kids. It's like half dressing

00:32:29.280 like some kind of teenager, but half dressing like a 50 year old man because I was in the

00:32:32.980 military then already. And it's like, I don't know anything, you know, change a tire, never

00:32:38.860 done it. Could barely even know how to drive. I don't even know where the hell I was going

00:32:45.400 with that. Oh, right. Now I remember, but you know, if you're curious about what's going

00:32:51.200 on, there are, you know, maybe there's someone in your life or someone you're following or

00:32:54.900 you know, that knows. And they're like a, they're like a strange, mysterious weirdo, you

00:33:01.860 know, and you don't understand half of what they say. And they're just mad all the time.

00:33:06.840 I'm like, Oh, that's me now. I'm that guy. I'm that weird old guy. You know, I'm like

00:33:12.700 playing with my nephew and I'm like, what is he going to think of me in like 10

00:33:15.340 years? You know, I'm just sitting in the corner in the dark, smoking a cigar, staring

00:33:19.140 at the sunset. You having a nice day, uncle Jeremy, a nice day. I remember those and he'll

00:33:32.120 just be like, okay. And walk away in my head. I'm just thinking about, you know, Chinese war

00:33:41.060 balloons and fucking, it's like black face. You know, diagonal has threatened to the integrity

00:33:51.260 of our entire country. It's all a joke. There's no, you know, why are any of us alive?

00:33:57.000 None of this matters. You know, the existential crisis rectangle. Um, I wonder if there's a,

00:34:11.220 I wonder if there's music for that. I don't know. I don't think so. Existential crisis ambient

00:34:23.400 music. No, is this one? That's, that's dumb. I don't like that. Ambient music for existential

00:34:34.300 crisis. Well, this could be good. This could be good.

00:34:46.280 This is terrible. None, none of these people have ever had an existential crisis. This isn't,

00:34:51.160 this is not how it goes. We've got to do this the right way. This is how it's done. You

00:34:58.140 loo, bunch of losers. I don't know. They don't even know how to now I have to do this too. Now

00:35:05.080 I have to teach these fucking normies. What like actual, you know, soul pain looks like in music

00:35:10.640 form. My God, what was that? That was terrible. This is how you do it. You know?

00:35:15.660 Oh, I, I, I wish I would, I don't practice anything. I think that's why I don't practice.

00:35:24.880 I just do things. I just do things. And so I have no expectations. I assume everything's

00:35:30.960 going to be horrible. So I just run with it. And if it sucks, I'm like, who cares? Nobody

00:35:34.820 cares. You know, maybe that's the point. You know, you can work hard your whole life.

00:35:49.120 Your heart and soul, you can put everything into something with the expectation that, you

00:35:54.320 know, they tell you that as a young kid, work hard, do your, you can, you can do anything.

00:35:59.260 So you try, you try when you're young, you know, but then you start to notice things,

00:36:13.340 you know, like the corruption, nepotism, you know, people promoting their friends and you're

00:36:21.260 like, but that's not, that's not right. And, and that's wrong. And you start, you know,

00:36:28.040 maybe I got to reevaluate my life, you know, maybe, maybe I missed something somewhere in

00:36:32.260 my education as I was growing up. So I'm going to sit here and smoke my cigar and look out

00:36:37.400 the window and I think maybe I, maybe I got it wrong. Maybe I need to just, maybe I need

00:36:41.960 to learn more. Maybe I'll, my TV, I'll, I'll put the news on. I'll see what's happening in

00:36:47.800 the world. Maybe they can tell me what's happening. And so I tried that for a while and then I ended

00:36:53.020 up in a war that I should never have been in because all that turned out to be a lie too.

00:36:56.940 So they're full of shit on TV. I can't trust anything they say. I can't trust anything I

00:37:01.720 learned growing up. I got to figure everything out for myself. It turns out. And nobody wants

00:37:07.160 to help you do that. Jesus Christ, you start doing that and people shit on you left and

00:37:10.940 right. You're crazy. You'll be thrown out of the family. And it's like, even no one will

00:37:19.900 listen anyway. The truth could be right there in your face, in everyone's face forever for

00:37:24.220 years on end. You know, like maybe a magic injection that they all promise is going to

00:37:28.880 work, but it doesn't work. And what does it do? It seems to make everything worse. And does anybody

00:37:32.420 notice? No, they don't. Oh, they don't notice. They don't notice. They notice me. They notice

00:37:37.460 me and they want to attack me for simply trying to get to the bottom of what's going on. So I'm like,

00:37:42.220 you know what? Maybe it's impossible. Maybe, maybe it's just impossible. Maybe they can't even

00:37:47.120 fucking think. And the bad guys, the bad guys control all the fucking information. So they're

00:38:00.420 in control of everything. And you're going to compete with it. You're going to compete with

00:38:03.540 billions of dollars of corporations. You're never going to be able to do that. All you can do is

00:38:11.680 just take care of yourself, your friends and your family. And you know what? And you always have to

00:38:15.500 live with it. The ever creeping, ever present, definite reality of the encroachment of evil and

00:38:21.160 darkness. It gets closer and closer every day, every minute, every second of your life. And

00:38:26.040 you're getting older too. You're getting older every minute. You can see the lines in your face

00:38:29.600 when you look in the mirror. Your hair's turning gray. Maybe it's starting to fall out. Oh, did you

00:38:34.040 go for a run today? Have you noticed you're two minutes slower than you used to be? Yeah, you're

00:38:37.980 getting old. You're getting old because you're dying. You're getting close to death. You've been going at

00:38:41.660 this your whole life, chipping away, plugging away. Everything's worse than ever.

00:38:45.180 Everything's worse than ever. You're sicker than ever. You're more broke than ever. Everything's

00:38:49.300 worse than ever. So what are you going to do? What can you do?

00:38:58.480 Then you go, you know what? I'm just

00:39:00.140 I'm just going to fight it out of spite.

00:39:06.600 That's what I'll do.

00:39:07.380 I guess I can't win. None of us can win.

00:39:13.440 We're surrounded. There's nowhere to go, but I can do some damage on the way out.

00:39:17.760 So I'll just do it out of spite.

00:39:21.020 I guess

00:39:21.660 I'm going to sit here and smoke my cigar and

00:39:24.060 watch the sun go down on another day

00:39:26.720 of my life that progressed

00:39:29.540 deeper

00:39:30.740 towards

00:39:32.020 towards the ninth circle of hell.

00:39:38.600 Oh, look, there goes a school bus

00:39:40.200 full of children on their way to see a grown man

00:39:41.900 swing his dick around and call it education.

00:39:45.480 That's why I'm out here

00:39:46.340 smoking my cigar, nephew.

00:39:49.440 Now I wish you

00:39:50.280 I bet you wish you'd never asked that question.

00:39:53.280 All right.

00:39:55.220 That's how you do an existential

00:39:56.440 crisis. I don't know whatever the fuck

00:39:58.420 they were playing, but that's not

00:40:00.320 you know.

00:40:10.140 Could you imagine if I had a therapist?

00:40:13.980 I would

00:40:14.540 I would know

00:40:15.460 I'd be like, listen, who do you got?

00:40:18.300 I'm like, oh, we have lots of really great people.

00:40:20.140 Like, no, no, no, no, no. Listen to me.

00:40:21.820 I need

00:40:22.700 do you know who Hannibal Lecter is?

00:40:26.120 Are you? I'm just pretending you guys can fill in the blanks.

00:40:28.420 This is this is my my pretend interview,

00:40:32.400 my intake interview with a mental health professional.

00:40:35.780 So what would you say is your top concern?

00:40:37.860 Oh, I'm just going to listen.

00:40:42.220 I don't know.

00:40:42.820 I don't want to waste your time.

00:40:44.020 I certainly don't want to waste any more of my time.

00:40:45.900 I mean, I'm acutely aware I'm getting closer to the grave every day

00:40:48.660 and I'm wasting it.

00:40:50.900 Whoever you have like imagine if Hannibal,

00:40:53.240 you know Hannibal Lecter is if you were going to psychoanalyze

00:40:56.080 and dissect that person,

00:40:57.420 who would you say is,

00:40:58.680 who do you need like to do that?

00:41:00.960 I need somebody better than that.

00:41:03.280 Okay.

00:41:04.000 I need like,

00:41:06.440 you basically,

00:41:07.280 you're going to need to flesh out this AI

00:41:09.080 faster because

00:41:10.760 I don't think there's anyone alive

00:41:12.400 that's capable of

00:41:13.460 sorting any of this out.

00:41:14.680 So I don't want to put that on anybody.

00:41:18.680 Oh, we've got a lot of experience,

00:41:20.440 you know,

00:41:20.860 we just,

00:41:21.420 you know,

00:41:21.760 we're really good at getting people on drugs,

00:41:25.180 on antidepressants and anti-anxiety medications

00:41:27.400 because we have no real solutions

00:41:30.020 for,

00:41:31.360 you know,

00:41:32.040 the nightmare,

00:41:34.500 you know,

00:41:34.960 the causes of most of these things.

00:41:36.880 So we're just going to numb it with drugs.

00:41:39.060 We're going to tell you not to self-medicate.

00:41:40.820 We're going to medicate you.

00:41:42.520 You know,

00:41:43.120 don't drink,

00:41:43.640 don't smoke weed,

00:41:44.200 don't do anything.

00:41:45.300 Let's just,

00:41:46.040 we'll just fill you full of pills and drugs.

00:41:50.420 You know,

00:41:51.140 who do you,

00:41:51.900 there's so much,

00:41:54.920 it's a mess.

00:41:55.720 So yeah,

00:41:56.200 so I choose,

00:41:56.860 I choose the silent cigar smoking,

00:41:59.620 staring at this horizon

00:42:01.340 like you want to fight nature itself.

00:42:04.900 You know,

00:42:05.480 just smoking like,

00:42:06.220 if God was here,

00:42:06.900 I would punch him.

00:42:11.760 All of that because a guy gave me a super chat about St. John's.

00:42:15.020 So you got to be careful in this stream.

00:42:16.660 Ram the Thirds is not for want of trying,

00:42:18.400 but maybe she will,

00:42:20.200 is pretty good for a crisis song.

00:42:21.840 I don't know what that is,

00:42:23.200 but I've,

00:42:24.220 Madam Breeze says the therapist is going to need it there.

00:42:26.180 Exactly.

00:42:26.760 You know,

00:42:27.460 exactly.

00:42:28.100 They're not qualified.

00:42:29.120 They're not like,

00:42:29.860 I need somebody that crawled out of Stalingrad,

00:42:32.640 you know,

00:42:32.980 I don't know where you would find someone.

00:42:38.080 I would need the back.

00:42:42.540 Who is,

00:42:43.920 I can't think of a good example.

00:42:46.800 Ram the Third,

00:42:47.420 he says,

00:42:47.700 I'll have you know at the age of 21,

00:42:48.900 I still don't know how to drive.

00:42:50.240 Jesus Christ.

00:42:51.980 Come on,

00:42:52.800 you're allowed to drive at 60,

00:42:54.240 15,

00:42:54.660 you can get a beginner's license.

00:42:55.600 Why would you not do that?

00:42:56.560 Madam Breezy,

00:42:57.200 geez boy.

00:42:58.440 Yep.

00:42:58.900 Well,

00:42:59.340 double John in her.

00:43:00.280 Mentally ill women,

00:43:01.040 she says,

00:43:01.400 shouldn't be in politics for goodness sake.

00:43:02.960 Look at the king of mentally ill,

00:43:04.580 PM blackface.

00:43:05.340 Well,

00:43:05.580 apparently 70 plus percent of women in the Western world are on drugs.

00:43:09.660 So that would probably,

00:43:10.940 I mean,

00:43:11.240 that used to be something that was rare.

00:43:15.760 It wasn't something that was common.

00:43:17.840 Now it's,

00:43:18.440 you know,

00:43:18.660 you're weird if you're not on a pile of drugs and it's just,

00:43:22.240 we,

00:43:22.460 oh,

00:43:22.660 well,

00:43:22.940 I guess we'll,

00:43:23.520 that's just another step down that we'll get used to.

00:43:26.040 We'll just take that.

00:43:27.060 We'll just take this obvious,

00:43:28.400 um,

00:43:31.100 step down in our mental health.

00:43:32.960 Mental health and our national health.

00:43:34.340 And we'll just be like,

00:43:35.040 oh,

00:43:35.200 well,

00:43:35.920 and,

00:43:36.300 and more than,

00:43:37.200 oh,

00:43:37.220 well,

00:43:37.700 we're going to,

00:43:38.400 um,

00:43:39.400 we're going to,

00:43:40.020 we're going to take sides with the pharmaceutical companies that we always knew were evil

00:43:42.940 and horrible and give them all your money.

00:43:45.480 And,

00:43:46.020 uh,

00:43:46.200 they're going to make you,

00:43:47.480 well,

00:43:47.680 we're,

00:43:48.000 they're going to provide you with an experimental,

00:43:49.720 you know,

00:43:50.140 emergency use authorized product,

00:43:51.840 which has never been tested on people before and has no short,

00:43:54.600 mid or long-term safety data at all.

00:43:56.400 And we're going to sign a secret contract with those people that,

00:44:00.220 uh,

00:44:00.520 we're going to,

00:44:01.080 they're going to be,

00:44:01.740 um,

00:44:02.120 protected from any prosecution,

00:44:03.880 repercussions,

00:44:04.560 consequences,

00:44:05.260 accountability whatsoever.

00:44:06.660 There's nothing you can do.

00:44:07.760 We can't even get our money back.

00:44:08.960 We can't,

00:44:09.340 you can't sue them.

00:44:10.200 You can't charge them.

00:44:11.240 You can't do anything.

00:44:13.020 Um,

00:44:14.200 so we,

00:44:14.660 we went from,

00:44:15.500 uh,

00:44:16.300 geez,

00:44:16.760 do you really think you need to be on pills?

00:44:18.500 That's going to screw with your,

00:44:19.560 your brain chemistry.

00:44:20.600 Like maybe it's a lifestyle thing.

00:44:22.220 Have you tried any of that?

00:44:23.200 Maybe you're just,

00:44:24.060 I mean,

00:44:24.300 you're very unhealthy looking,

00:44:25.840 perhaps it's your diet,

00:44:27.060 all of this food and garbage you're putting in,

00:44:29.120 that could be impact.

00:44:29.920 No,

00:44:30.260 no,

00:44:30.660 straight to the pills.

00:44:31.640 Okay.

00:44:32.020 And that's what everyone's done now.

00:44:33.560 That is the first line of defense for medicine.

00:44:35.520 Now show up to a doctor with any problem.

00:44:38.380 What can I,

00:44:39.160 what drugs can I sell you?

00:44:40.480 That is always,

00:44:41.240 that is the first,

00:44:42.020 uh,

00:44:42.640 you know,

00:44:43.060 a good doctor won't do that,

00:44:45.600 but where are the good doctors?

00:44:47.780 You know where the good doctors are?

00:44:49.340 They're in the same town as the good cops and the good generals and the good politicians and the good professors.

00:44:58.260 And you know,

00:44:59.500 they're all in the same.

00:45:00.340 It's a very small place.

00:45:02.520 Not a lot of people live in there.

00:45:04.080 That's where they're at.

00:45:04.800 So,

00:45:05.020 you know,

00:45:05.700 we'll just,

00:45:06.180 uh,

00:45:07.760 side with the good guys,

00:45:08.800 you know?

00:45:09.320 Uh,

00:45:09.560 good morning,

00:45:10.000 everyone.

00:45:10.640 Uh,

00:45:10.920 as you know,

00:45:11.500 uh,

00:45:12.440 there have been some recent reports suggesting that our vaccine is not safe.

00:45:17.120 Uh,

00:45:17.360 this of course is ridiculous.

00:45:19.040 Of course.

00:45:19.920 Look at the science.

00:45:20.920 Uh,

00:45:21.120 you will see that,

00:45:21.900 uh,

00:45:22.540 there are no side effects.

00:45:24.820 In fact,

00:45:26.000 I myself have been boosted four times.

00:45:30.440 Boosted four times.

00:45:31.880 This notion that vaccines can have any kind of side effect is a right wing conspiracy bolstered by MAGA Republicans, hate groups, and probably Russia.

00:45:40.720 Probably.

00:45:41.040 Look,

00:45:41.580 would we vaccinate seven billion people if there were side effects?

00:45:45.300 Side effects?

00:45:46.340 Of course not.

00:45:47.820 It's dangerous,

00:45:49.000 and quite frankly,

00:45:49.900 irresponsible,

00:45:51.000 to blame the recent uptake of people suddenly...

00:45:53.980 Collapsing on our product.

00:45:57.780 Healthy people have always suddenly...

00:45:59.920 Fallen to the ground from heart...

00:46:03.920 Problems.

00:46:05.920 This is totally...

00:46:06.920 This is totally...

00:46:07.920 Normal.

00:46:08.920 Nothing is...

00:46:09.920 Wrong.

00:46:10.920 Nothing is wrong.

00:46:11.920 Sorry, we ran out of the, uh, spokespeople?

00:46:13.920 Just the janitor?

00:46:14.920 Are you not collapsing?

00:46:15.920 Did you get the vaccine?

00:46:17.920 Uh,

00:46:18.920 no, no.

00:46:19.920 I...

00:46:20.920 Don't be silly.

00:46:21.920 I don't want to...

00:46:22.920 Collapse.

00:46:23.920 I don't want to...

00:46:24.920 Collapse.

00:46:25.920 I don't want to...

00:46:26.920 Just the janitor.

00:46:27.920 Are you not collapsing?

00:46:28.920 Did you get the vaccine?

00:46:29.920 Uh,

00:46:30.920 no,

00:46:31.920 no.

00:46:32.920 I...

00:46:33.920 Don't be silly.

00:46:34.920 I don't want to...

00:46:35.920 Collapse.

00:46:36.920 I'm not a fool.

00:46:37.920 I want to live.

00:46:38.920 I want to live.

00:46:39.920 I want to live.

00:46:47.920 That was from the Babylon Bee.

00:46:48.920 That was the funniest part.

00:46:50.920 I want to live.

00:46:51.920 I want to live.

00:46:53.920 Oh, I didn't take...

00:46:55.920 I'm not crazy.

00:46:56.920 I want to live.

00:46:57.920 Why would I do that?

00:46:58.920 Why would I...

00:46:59.920 Why would I take an experimental thing when I don't need to?

00:47:02.920 Oh, no.

00:47:03.920 Otherwise, I might get sick for a day.

00:47:04.920 That would be the worst.

00:47:05.920 No, I'll risk my long-term health from which there is no recovery because I could, you

00:47:09.920 know...

00:47:10.920 I don't want to spend a day or two in bed!

00:47:12.920 That would be horrible!

00:47:13.920 Oh, my God!

00:47:14.920 You know that happens anyway, right?

00:47:16.920 That's a fact of life.

00:47:17.920 People get sick sometimes.

00:47:18.920 No!

00:47:19.920 No!

00:47:20.920 Pharmaceutical companies have fixed all of our ailments and everybody's healthier than

00:47:23.920 ever.

00:47:24.920 Aren't they?

00:47:25.920 There's people...

00:47:26.920 better than ever.

00:47:27.920 Thanks to pharmaceutical companies.

00:47:28.920 Thanks.

00:47:29.920 Because it's about health.

00:47:30.920 It's about health!

00:47:32.920 Clearly.

00:47:33.920 Clearly, we are a health-conscious people.

00:47:38.920 We clearly are.

00:47:39.920 You know?

00:47:40.920 That's why I was at the gym.

00:47:46.920 Doing, uh...

00:47:47.920 You know?

00:47:48.920 Trying to stay healthy.

00:47:49.920 Because we're a health-conscious people.

00:47:52.920 You can tell by looking around.

00:47:54.920 You can tell by how much we, uh...

00:47:56.920 You know?

00:47:57.920 We reinforce that.

00:47:58.920 We have healthy role models everywhere.

00:48:00.920 On television.

00:48:01.920 You know?

00:48:02.920 We make sure...

00:48:03.920 You know?

00:48:04.920 That's why the government funds the Healthy Canada Project.

00:48:05.920 And has things like, uh...

00:48:06.920 You know?

00:48:07.920 Body break commercials.

00:48:08.920 And things like that.

00:48:09.920 And, uh...

00:48:10.920 You know?

00:48:11.920 Provides...

00:48:12.920 Healthy lifestyle...

00:48:13.920 You know?

00:48:14.920 Suggestions.

00:48:15.920 Like...

00:48:16.920 Uh...

00:48:17.920 Ooh...

00:48:19.920 I mean, there's gotta be...

00:48:20.920 There's...

00:48:21.920 There's something.

00:48:22.920 I mean, there's...

00:48:23.920 There's...

00:48:24.920 There's...

00:48:25.920 The food pyramid!

00:48:26.920 Well, I mean, that's not healthy either.

00:48:28.920 That's actually...

00:48:29.920 That's actually paid for by...

00:48:32.920 Corporations to make more money.

00:48:33.920 And it's actually completely wrong and not healthy.

00:48:35.920 If you follow Canada's food guide, you will become obese.

00:48:38.920 But...

00:48:40.920 Uh...

00:48:41.920 So that's...

00:48:43.920 Um...

00:48:44.920 I...

00:48:45.920 There's...

00:48:46.920 There's something, right?

00:48:47.920 There's...

00:48:48.920 I mean...

00:48:50.920 I mean, we televise a lot of professional sports.

00:48:53.920 But there's mostly fast food commercials and gambling and...

00:48:57.920 And there's commercials for pharmaceutical products in the middle of the hockey game.

00:49:04.920 Waves of the Rangers!

00:49:05.920 Third period!

00:49:06.920 Coming up next!

00:49:07.920 Hi!

00:49:08.920 Are you feeling depressed?

00:49:11.920 Lucky...

00:49:12.920 Hey!

00:49:13.920 No, wait, wait.

00:49:14.920 I...

00:49:15.920 I cued up the wrong...

00:49:16.920 I told you it was gonna be one of these streams and I don't give a fuck.

00:49:18.920 I'm just acting like I'm the only person here.

00:49:19.920 I'm...

00:49:20.920 I'm entertaining myself.

00:49:26.920 Hang on.

00:49:27.920 Um...

00:49:28.920 Um...

00:49:30.920 Um...

00:49:31.920 Um...

00:49:32.920 There we go.

00:49:33.920 All right.

00:49:34.920 This is how it is, you know?

00:49:36.920 This is how it goes.

00:49:39.920 This is Canada now.

00:49:42.920 This is not what I wanted.

00:49:43.920 That's it for the evening.

00:49:44.920 We're gonna have the highlights coming up next.

00:49:45.920 The Leafs and the Rangers.

00:49:46.920 Game five.

00:49:47.920 Stanley Cup finals.

00:49:48.920 Exciting.

00:49:49.920 You've waited all week.

00:49:50.920 Saturday night.

00:49:51.920 Everything's going great, kid.

00:49:52.920 And we're gonna top it off with this exciting sports ball matchup.

00:49:54.920 Right after these words from our sponsors.

00:49:56.920 Don't go anywhere.

00:49:57.920 Coming up next.

00:49:58.920 Game five.

00:49:59.920 Leafs.

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00:50:01.920 Loud.

00:50:02.920 Aggressive.

00:50:03.920 Exciting.

00:50:04.920 Pay no attention to the burning wreckage around you.

00:50:07.920 This is hockey in Canada coming up next.

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00:50:12.920 Hi.

00:50:13.920 Are you a person?

00:50:14.920 Do you live?

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00:51:10.920 Are you sometimes groggy in the morning?

00:51:12.940 Do you find yourself being frustrated?

00:51:14.720 Are you ever sad for any reason at all?

00:51:17.160 Have you ever been frustrated in traffic?

00:51:19.460 Have you ever mourned the loss of a friend?

00:51:22.420 Have you ever not wanted to go outside because of the weather?

00:51:26.600 Has your back ever hurt for any reason at all?

00:51:29.200 Does sometimes your eyes get itchy?

00:51:30.740 Well, if any of those things apply to you to any degree whatsoever, you need...

00:51:35.740 Side effects may include sudden death, sudden coincidence, heart attacks, stroke, blood clots, sudden cancers, aggressive cancers.

00:51:47.660 Inability to breathe, paralyzed legs, arms, going blind, going paralyzed, becoming deaf.

00:51:52.860 Ringing in the ears, headaches, bells, palsy.

00:51:56.420 This is just a short list.

00:51:57.720 We're running out of commercial time and I don't want to freak anybody out.

00:52:00.560 I really want them to buy this.

00:52:02.020 So I'm just going to really run through these side effects really quickly.

00:52:03.860 The company is not responsible for any side effects.

00:52:07.240 You could die.

00:52:07.960 Your whole dire family could die.

00:52:09.320 And it's not our fault.

00:52:09.920 You can't sue us ever, ever, ever again.

00:52:11.260 But please, consider...

00:52:13.380 Before you go back to your hockey game because your life is so amazing,

00:52:20.480 we are running out of ideas.

00:52:22.140 We're just selling...

00:52:23.100 We're just basically giving you Soma now.

00:52:26.100 From Brave New World, it's a book you should have read but you probably didn't

00:52:29.440 because, hey, you watch hockey all the time instead.

00:52:31.440 But we're just giving you pills to numb the pain of being alive, really.

00:52:36.920 And we know it sucks for you to be alive.

00:52:39.500 Luckily, we've designed drugs to trick you into thinking you're not dying inside and physically.

00:52:46.380 And that your culture and civilization isn't dying.

00:52:48.480 We found a way to mask that and we're very happy to, you know, make sure that you...

00:52:54.480 Doesn't matter.

00:52:57.240 It doesn't matter.

00:52:58.140 And, oh, man, that was very depressing.

00:53:00.380 I'm almost willing to think that...

00:53:01.900 Oh, never mind.

00:53:02.560 It's back on.

00:53:04.060 Yeah!

00:53:05.160 Fucking Leafs and the Rangers coming up next.

00:53:09.300 This is Western Man Living 2023.

00:53:13.960 There are terrible warning signs everywhere that the world I'm living in is precariously

00:53:18.880 close to falling down around me.

00:53:20.780 But I don't care.

00:53:21.880 Because coming up next, Leafs Rangers.

00:53:27.060 Teenagers and children that are 23 years old, making millions, making tens of millions of dollars,

00:53:34.120 Morty.

00:53:34.580 Making tens of millions.

00:53:36.220 They're going to skate around and they're going to put a puck or a ball or they're going to hit it with sticks,

00:53:41.180 Morty.

00:53:41.720 And it's amazing.

00:53:43.040 Or, or, or, or, I love that's my favorite thing.

00:53:50.840 What?

00:53:51.740 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:53:52.880 Did that guy...

00:53:53.460 What was that commercial for?

00:53:54.940 What was that even about?

00:53:56.020 Did you hear...

00:53:56.480 The side effects may include death.

00:53:58.940 What's happening out there?

00:54:00.360 Oh, shut up, shut up.

00:54:01.240 The puck drop's happening.

00:54:05.520 I'm just so proud, you know?

00:54:07.640 I'm proud.

00:54:09.140 I'm depressed.

00:54:10.640 I'm, I'm horrified, humiliated, embarrassed to live here, you know?

00:54:15.240 And then there's just the constant reminder that I wasted 15 years of my life.

00:54:19.100 Most of my friends died for nothing.

00:54:23.500 You know, the values that we grew up with and held cherished and we all thought we were.

00:54:27.720 Yeah, that doesn't mean anything to the people that live here.

00:54:30.420 What's that song?

00:54:31.120 Tweeter and the Monkey Man, you know?

00:54:33.180 Found out the...

00:54:33.800 Yeah, went to Vietnam.

00:54:35.800 Found out the hard way, nobody gives a damn.

00:54:38.320 Yeah, nobody cares.

00:54:39.900 That's all good.

00:54:40.740 It's all fine.

00:54:42.280 Let's just watch the hockey games.

00:54:47.200 It's going to be fine.

00:54:48.220 It's going to be good.

00:54:50.460 All right, what else is going on?

00:54:55.340 Redneck Asian says, I came home from visiting the southern front of Diaglion.

00:54:59.180 Takesh, bees, camels, and now this mayo derailment.

00:55:01.920 Is everything okay?

00:55:02.560 No, it's not.

00:55:03.140 It's not okay.

00:55:03.700 Do I need to fly out to the East Coast?

00:55:05.560 Do not come here.

00:55:06.340 I am behind enemy lines here, guys.

00:55:08.180 This is not a place for any of you.

00:55:10.920 No one should be here.

00:55:12.160 It's a mess.

00:55:13.380 Fisher of Men says, if CO2 is pollution, what happens if we totally eliminate it?

00:55:18.360 The end of life on Earth.

00:55:19.660 Yeah.

00:55:20.720 CO2 is what plants need to live.

00:55:22.880 They eat CO2.

00:55:24.840 More CO2 is good for them.

00:55:27.840 The CO2 levels used to be much, much higher.

00:55:30.540 The Earth used to be much greener than it is now.

00:55:35.040 Don't think about it too much.

00:55:36.180 Your head will hurt, and then you're going to need one of those pills.

00:55:38.660 And God knows what that's going to do to you.

00:55:41.060 I think it's just meth.

00:55:42.160 I think they're just giving people meth now.

00:55:43.720 Because it's like, I just want to feel anything other than the fucking pain of being...

00:55:47.220 Yeah, here, take this.

00:55:48.280 Who cares what it is?

00:55:50.740 It's not going to fix anything, but you're going to be able to enjoy your mindless television.

00:55:54.520 T-Money says, pay more taxes to the government to change the weather.

00:55:57.440 You bigot piece of shit.

00:55:59.180 You want all the LGBTQ, W, O, R, B, F, A, A, F, K, J, S, F, D, K, S, F, D, to die?

00:56:07.420 I can't believe you left out the IA S2+.

00:56:12.520 What a bigot you are.

00:56:14.420 That is intentionally offensive.

00:56:18.060 What happened in Waco says, what a stupendous star-studded Saturday show.

00:56:21.060 Super stoked, subverting, soul-sucking psychos and sycophants, standing by to stand by, six semper,

00:56:26.700 Tyrannus.

00:56:28.540 Not bad.

00:56:29.580 Not bad.

00:56:31.880 Old Butter Baby built back better with that one.

00:56:33.980 And that's a big old basket of bunions and...

00:56:37.300 Old guard, ew, says, concrete shoes, no more kid gloves.

00:56:43.540 They got it.

00:56:45.060 And the guy, I'll get to that in a minute.

00:56:47.700 What he even said wasn't even a big deal.

00:56:51.340 He basically made an offhand comment about this woman not being authoritative or intimidating

00:56:57.280 or, you know, any kind of power to be feared at all because she's not, obviously.

00:57:04.800 And they went, reee, I am a struggle woman, how dare you?

00:57:08.800 Clearly not.

00:57:10.000 Clearly not.

00:57:11.120 This offhand comment derailed the entire parliament for hours and continues to do so.

00:57:16.240 You people are so incredibly insensitive and pathetic, you shouldn't...

00:57:19.440 No, you need to...

00:57:20.300 You literally need to go back in the kitchen.

00:57:22.820 Do you understand?

00:57:23.720 You're not cut out for this.

00:57:25.080 You're not cut out for it at all.

00:57:26.360 Be me for ten minutes.

00:57:28.160 Oh, my God!

00:57:28.840 They act like this fucking shit is, um...

00:57:31.160 Oh, my God!

00:57:32.000 I can't believe you!

00:57:33.920 The shit that regular people put up with in the...

00:57:36.520 You should see my inbox.

00:57:38.860 You know how many death threats I get?

00:57:40.100 There's no point.

00:57:40.900 I just let them go.

00:57:42.580 I don't care.

00:57:43.740 It's not like the police are going to do anything.

00:57:45.220 They don't care.

00:57:46.060 They would like it if I got murdered.

00:57:47.580 They don't give a shit.

00:57:48.520 So it's like, this is just how it is.

00:57:49.840 If you have an opinion now and you say it out loud, people will attack you viciously

00:57:54.640 and ruthlessly.

00:57:55.720 They'll threaten your family.

00:57:57.060 And none of that's even happening to them.

00:57:58.480 A guy made an offhand comment and they all fucking melt down.

00:58:01.440 Your...

00:58:01.720 Snowflake doesn't even do it.

00:58:04.560 It's more like, uh...

00:58:05.720 There's got to be something that melts easier than that.

00:58:10.060 They're like, uh...

00:58:11.460 It's so bad.

00:58:12.320 Jen Stein says, uh...

00:58:13.400 Took the kids to Science World today.

00:58:14.980 They had a display showing the difference of male and female hip bone structure.

00:58:18.380 Trans...

00:58:18.820 It is...

00:58:19.180 That is transphobic.

00:58:20.060 There is no difference.

00:58:20.980 Trans women are...

00:58:21.900 You just...

00:58:22.420 If you feel it, it's true.

00:58:24.200 Your feelings...

00:58:25.460 Uh...

00:58:26.140 You apply your feelings to reality, not the other way around.

00:58:28.820 Okay?

00:58:29.340 It's reality's job to bend itself around your feelings.

00:58:33.660 That's how...

00:58:34.460 Facts are feelings.

00:58:35.560 Okay?

00:58:36.380 Now, I didn't go to university, but I heard that's what they teach there.

00:58:39.820 So, that's, you know, important to remember.

00:58:42.340 It's important to remember.

00:58:43.320 I've never...

00:58:43.960 I haven't met anyone...

00:58:47.560 In a long time.

00:58:50.360 I wouldn't...

00:58:50.720 I shouldn't say anyone.

00:58:51.320 There...

00:58:52.320 Again, the meme is real.

00:58:53.800 You know?

00:58:54.100 Pre-university and post...

00:58:55.940 It's like, oh, geez.

00:58:56.700 They must...

00:58:57.080 It seems they went to cultural Marxist school.

00:58:59.600 Yes, they literally did.

00:59:00.800 That's what they do now.

00:59:02.180 That's what they do now.

00:59:02.760 If you want to destroy your children for life, send them to university.

00:59:05.560 For an education.

00:59:06.980 An education in misery.

00:59:08.720 It's good.

00:59:09.340 You know?

00:59:09.660 There's only a dramatically higher chance that they'll kill themselves or...

00:59:13.660 Scarecrow says,

00:59:16.280 It's Newfoundland.

00:59:17.120 Savage beating at local high school where a friend's son goes to school.

00:59:20.040 Lovely.

00:59:20.760 Lovely.

00:59:22.160 Hopefully, it was a person of color that did the beating so they don't have to get any punishment

00:59:25.920 or penalties.

00:59:27.260 Because, you know, fucking double down on her body.

00:59:30.440 Jake, Jake, V4F.

00:59:32.260 How you doing?

00:59:33.300 He says, miss a Friday stream again and you'll make more war criminals than CRJ.

00:59:37.700 Maybe I should skip all the streams then.

00:59:39.740 He said, you might just come home to a freezer full of mango, sriracha, mayo, popsicles, but Hamlegs

00:59:45.540 gets to play with them first.

00:59:46.680 Yeah, maybe that's a ban.

01:00:13.800 I don't know.

01:00:14.340 So, that's definitely a timeout.

01:00:20.240 That wasn't good.

01:00:22.600 That was a...

01:00:23.700 That mental...

01:00:24.780 That almost took me away.

01:00:25.820 That took me somewhere.

01:00:26.960 My imagination is too powerful.

01:00:28.640 You can't do this.

01:00:30.360 I can imagine us into another martial law scenario if I have to.

01:00:34.920 Like, that's what it can do.

01:00:36.920 And you just made me go to a...

01:00:39.340 I'm ready for hell.

01:00:41.060 I think I'm already in it.

01:00:42.920 I think if I died and went to hell right now, I'd be like, this is it?

01:00:47.300 This is better than it was up there.

01:00:54.100 Like, even the devil's, like, not into...

01:00:56.380 We're not doing that here.

01:00:58.880 That's gay.

01:00:59.580 Yeah, I know.

01:01:00.960 They do that up there?

01:01:02.140 Yeah, they do.

01:01:02.940 So, whoa, Jesus Christ.

01:01:05.440 I know, right?

01:01:09.020 The devil is more agreeable than these people.

01:01:13.240 Old Guard says, is this how Buffalo Bill was born?

01:01:16.100 Cue goodbye horses.

01:01:17.420 We don't want to know how he was born.

01:01:19.340 Tenacious V says, your therapist would come out of the session with you like the goalie in Slapshot.

01:01:23.620 What?

01:01:25.840 Ta-sa-voi sacrament.

01:01:27.820 Jake says, we know it sucks you're alive.

01:01:29.660 Luckily, we have made to...

01:01:30.960 Yeah, well, we can fix it.

01:01:32.180 There is made.

01:01:32.900 Thank goodness.

01:01:34.220 Starting in two days, I think.

01:01:36.920 CRJ, the war criminal, says, stop dihydrogen monoxide now.

01:01:45.620 We got to stop dihydrogen monoxide.

01:01:47.620 I guess that's our new cause.

01:01:50.220 We're going to make sure that's looked into.

01:01:57.520 Ram still doesn't know how to drive Odyssey.

01:01:59.640 Okay, I took it off.

01:02:01.060 Everybody's confused.

01:02:02.000 Why?

01:02:02.620 It's a Saturday.

01:02:03.920 I know.

01:02:04.660 I know.

01:02:06.180 Does that just do whatever I want?

01:02:07.520 You know?

01:02:14.040 There, I killed an hour.

01:02:15.240 Now, I've got two hours of...

01:02:18.380 God.

01:02:20.420 I'm just...

01:02:22.280 Horror.

01:02:23.840 You know?

01:02:26.900 I don't know where to begin.

01:02:29.020 I'm going to pick.

01:02:29.740 I'm just going to pick at random.

01:02:36.120 Jesus.

01:02:37.800 Where...

01:02:38.080 I got to find the angry crying women stuff because that's really...

01:02:43.240 It's gotten really, really, really foolish.

01:02:46.680 I want to find the actual...

01:02:49.380 Quote for us because...

01:02:52.380 The rest of it will make way more sense.

01:02:57.420 Where is it?

01:03:01.860 Yeah, this is the one.

01:03:02.720 I think this is a war campaign.

01:03:04.040 Put this one together.

01:03:04.620 I don't remember the guy's name.

01:03:07.880 I don't think it matters, but there's one, two, three...

01:03:09.820 There's...

01:03:10.440 Six angry Karens and a simp black guy come down on this guy for suggesting that...

01:03:19.280 The faces.

01:03:21.820 You will be quiet!

01:03:23.820 Look at it.

01:03:24.660 Look at it.

01:03:25.380 Look how...

01:03:25.940 Oh!

01:03:27.840 Man, this guy must have really said something horrible, huh?

01:03:30.420 I haven't seen them this upset since somebody made a rape joke.

01:03:35.120 That was completely unacceptable.

01:03:37.640 Unacceptable behavior for every woman that has ever taken her place in this...

01:03:41.120 That is a great, you know, grade 10 social studies teacher impression.

01:03:45.740 House.

01:03:46.260 And I demand an apology.

01:03:47.840 Understanding order 18.

01:03:49.740 Look at her face!

01:03:51.240 This is the person that's going to lead the country through our darkest decade ever that's

01:04:01.000 coming up and, you know, stand up to the Chinese empire and the Russians and everything else.

01:04:05.940 These people.

01:04:06.880 This is who's going to...

01:04:07.660 You know, the coming financial, you know, nightmare.

01:04:10.800 The bank in the United States just went under.

01:04:12.480 The contagion is spreading.

01:04:13.980 Everything's crashing.

01:04:15.480 Monday could be a very, very bad day.

01:04:17.900 We don't know how...

01:04:18.980 The financial system broke in 2008.

01:04:21.040 It's just been getting...

01:04:21.780 They've just been kicking the can down the field, taking turns, taking on debt.

01:04:24.500 All the central banks have been since then.

01:04:26.440 But, again, it's musical chairs.

01:04:28.100 The music's going to stop.

01:04:29.120 And we're getting really close.

01:04:30.300 It could happen at any time.

01:04:32.440 Thank goodness we have resolute, stoic people like this who can have a fucking nervous breakdown

01:04:39.460 because someone suggested that this woman is not capable of intimidating the fucking Chinese.

01:04:45.320 What did you do, Mr. Cooper?

01:04:47.240 I will just remind all members that...

01:04:49.600 Especially when we're having...

01:04:50.680 And it shouldn't be cool if it's not in public.

01:04:52.780 We should just be mindful.

01:04:54.640 Yeah, there's a lot of things around this place that make me puke in my mouth often, so...

01:04:59.440 Um...

01:05:00.000 Are you wearing a necklace with your name on it?

01:05:03.300 Is that what this is?

01:05:04.120 It's like...

01:05:06.120 Uh...

01:05:08.120 Yeah.

01:05:09.500 And speaking of...

01:05:10.280 There's lots of things that make me puke in my mouth in this place.

01:05:13.360 Well, you're one of them.

01:05:14.480 You're...

01:05:14.740 Yeah.

01:05:15.760 The moral grandstanding here that's going to happen by these people to pretend like,

01:05:19.280 This is outrageous!

01:05:20.780 How dare he sign the fuck!

01:05:24.260 Remember how you just victimized and abused the country for, you know, years?

01:05:27.840 You literally don't get an opinion.

01:05:29.680 You shouldn't have a job.

01:05:31.140 All of you need to go, and nothing will ever be fixed until there's a revolution.

01:05:35.160 You're the cause of this.

01:05:36.600 You had a leading hand, a controlling interest in the destruction of our nation.

01:05:41.540 Um...

01:05:41.820 If anything, this guy should just take his shirt off and just stand there and give you

01:05:45.780 all the finger and tell you to suck his dick all day long.

01:05:48.500 That would be a more effective use of his time than treating any of you with any degree

01:05:52.100 of respect whatsoever.

01:05:53.260 It's really unfortunate.

01:05:54.240 Thanks, M.P. Chagger from Brampton West.

01:05:57.200 There sure are a lot of things in Parliament that make all of us puke.

01:06:00.780 Every single day we sit in this house as women and...

01:06:05.180 Wrong!

01:06:06.460 Every day you sit in this house as a representative of your constituents because equality, the

01:06:12.760 sex, the gender does not matter.

01:06:15.080 Why are you making it matter?

01:06:16.580 This is supposed to be an equal playing field.

01:06:18.540 Why are you bringing...

01:06:19.320 Oh, right!

01:06:20.280 It's the fucking shield you're hiding behind.

01:06:22.640 Because you're weak and pathetic and the only way you can escape this kind of, you know,

01:06:26.600 being held accountable is to constantly play identity politics.

01:06:29.680 It's constant identity politics.

01:06:32.340 Hey, you're doing a really shitty job.

01:06:34.500 Oh, you can't say that!

01:06:36.140 I'm a black man!

01:06:37.320 Oh, I'm a Sikh Indian!

01:06:39.060 Oh, I'm a Jew!

01:06:40.360 Oh, I'm a Muslim!

01:06:41.460 Oh, this is phobia of some kind!

01:06:43.340 This is racism!

01:06:44.340 This is...

01:06:44.740 Oh, I'm a woman!

01:06:46.020 How did...

01:06:46.400 Every single fucking time they divert to it.

01:06:48.300 So the answer is to just calmly be like, yeah, I don't care.

01:06:51.240 Your identity means nothing to me.

01:06:53.200 You suck.

01:06:54.420 Answer the question.

01:06:55.520 Reee!

01:06:56.200 Are you done?

01:06:57.320 Are you done throwing your temper tantrum?

01:06:59.160 Answer the question.

01:07:00.300 But, you know, we're not gonna...

01:07:02.000 It's a joke.

01:07:02.540 This is a joke of a country.

01:07:05.080 We...

01:07:05.340 Like, look, these are the...

01:07:06.640 This is the Parliamentary Secretary of Intergovernmental Affairs, Infrastructure, and...

01:07:10.240 We hear these...

01:07:18.800 They're called microaggressions, but they...

01:07:21.160 Oh!

01:07:23.760 I haven't watched this before.

01:07:29.340 Are you...

01:07:30.420 I've already heard enough to justify firing this woman.

01:07:35.880 They don't feel very micro, to continuously be undermined, and I think he owes this committee...

01:07:41.620 It's called being criticized.

01:07:43.300 The opposition is going to criticize the job that you're doing because they think they

01:07:46.400 can do a better job than you.

01:07:47.460 This is how democracies and societies work.

01:07:49.340 If you're not allowed...

01:07:50.200 If you're not able to be open to criticism and can't stand criticism, and you think that's

01:07:54.280 a great...

01:07:54.620 You think that's violence?

01:07:55.780 It's a microaggression, but it's really a macroaggression, and really, words are violence,

01:07:59.340 and this is violence.

01:08:00.300 Ban this!

01:08:01.540 Make all of this go...

01:08:02.760 They want no criticism.

01:08:04.180 They are run and fueled entirely by their emotions, and if they feel uncomfortable, that

01:08:09.580 means that someone else must have done something to them.

01:08:11.980 They're some kind of victim.

01:08:13.200 There is no...

01:08:13.600 Listen, bitch!

01:08:16.800 You're uncomfortable...

01:08:17.440 That's...

01:08:17.800 That's on you!

01:08:19.580 It feels like much more...

01:08:21.380 That's your problem.

01:08:22.740 Your feelings are your problem to suggest that everyone else has to...

01:08:27.180 You're like an infant.

01:08:28.500 You're a fucking child.

01:08:30.060 You're a fucking child working a job at the highest levels of our country.

01:08:34.920 Is it any wonder that everything's falling completely apart?

01:08:39.840 Microaggressions.

01:08:40.600 I feel...

01:08:41.860 I don't fucking care how you feel.

01:08:43.900 No one cares how you feel.

01:08:45.500 We care about what you're doing, because it affects all of us, and when you're criticized,

01:08:49.720 and someone tries to hold your feet into the fire to answer for the things you've done,

01:08:53.920 you hide.

01:08:54.980 You bring up your fucking identity politics shield, and you hide, and you point fingers and

01:08:59.740 say, how dare you!

01:09:01.560 And this would be a laughable joke if we had any men in the Conservative Party that had

01:09:07.660 functioning testicles that could just laugh and be like, okay, shut up!

01:09:11.780 Shut up!

01:09:12.540 We don't care!

01:09:13.920 You know?

01:09:14.280 Answer the question.

01:09:15.280 You're a clown.

01:09:16.060 This is a joke.

01:09:16.800 Can we leave?

01:09:17.720 Why are we here?

01:09:18.780 I would just stop showing up to work.

01:09:20.300 I'd have the entire Conservative Party just stop showing up to work.

01:09:23.460 Why?

01:09:24.080 Why participate?

01:09:24.980 We're just going to...

01:09:25.600 Go back to your writings and deal...

01:09:27.100 Like, don't just...

01:09:29.100 It's a waste of time.

01:09:30.740 It's a complete waste of time.

01:09:32.760 Vote.

01:09:33.160 Why vote?

01:09:34.000 Abstain from every vote, because they're in a coalition anyway.

01:09:37.340 They're going to get pushed through whatever they want.

01:09:39.220 They're going to vote against everything you want.

01:09:41.040 It's a complete waste of time.

01:09:42.600 You're going to...

01:09:43.020 And we have to sit here and listen to this.

01:09:44.760 We have to sit here and listen to Karen's feelings.

01:09:48.040 And how much is she getting paid?

01:09:49.700 A lot more than you ever will.

01:09:51.380 And the minister in particular, an apology.

01:09:54.100 And I'm really sick and tired of sitting in here...

01:09:57.040 Apologize.

01:09:58.020 You want an apology?

01:09:59.520 You know...

01:09:59.820 Oh, God.

01:10:00.540 I just covered myself in Red Bull.

01:10:01.920 You know what I'm sick and tired of?

01:10:03.400 I'm sick and tired, and I want an apology for the last two years of my fucking life.

01:10:07.120 Of everything that you've done to this country, to the people that live here, to my friends and family, all the stress you've incurred.

01:10:12.380 And is there an apology for that?

01:10:13.900 Has anybody...

01:10:15.540 I guess they're going to be holding their breath on that one for a while, huh?

01:10:19.580 Makes you want to throw up in your mouth a little bit, doesn't it?

01:10:24.080 Oh, you...

01:10:24.760 Don't think you could get on a plane or a train next to...

01:10:28.760 Next to vaccinated people!

01:10:31.960 We're going to ban you from grocery stores!

01:10:34.140 We're going to make sure you can't see your film!

01:10:36.180 We're going to take your jobs!

01:10:37.440 Still going on, by the way.

01:10:38.560 There's still people losing their jobs now for not being vaccinated.

01:10:41.280 You can't get jobs in Nova Scotia and British Columbia if you're vaccinated.

01:10:44.380 Or not vaccinated, rather.

01:10:45.540 Did you know that?

01:10:47.900 Oh, well.

01:10:52.000 So...

01:10:52.640 I mean...

01:10:54.760 But there's microaggressions, you guys.

01:10:58.760 This is only a four-minute video.

01:11:00.240 This is going to be all night.

01:11:02.100 This four-minute video that Roe from War Campaign put together is going to be my entire night now.

01:11:06.300 Hard questions, Mr. Cooper.

01:11:08.060 Very beginning of my career being asked if I was tough enough to...

01:11:11.360 Oh, look.

01:11:11.880 Another fat, obese-looking librarian woman who's going to...

01:11:16.280 I already know you're not tough.

01:11:18.480 Just by looking at you, you're not tough at all.

01:11:21.120 You're chiming in over microaggressions.

01:11:24.060 You're as soft as people have ever...

01:11:26.160 You are as soft, meaning in the context of not tough, the opposite of tough, whatever synonym

01:11:32.220 you'd like to use.

01:11:33.380 You are as soft as any human being has ever been in the history of people.

01:11:40.520 Okay?

01:11:40.780 Do the job, and I think it's absolutely devastating.

01:11:46.000 What is that?

01:11:46.540 Is that goblin face?

01:11:47.640 Is this their true character being revealed?

01:11:49.660 I don't know what happened there.

01:11:50.560 Her face turned into some kind of...

01:11:53.140 Skeleton...

01:11:54.780 Cooper.

01:11:56.840 Very beginning of my career being asked if I was tough enough to do the job, and I think

01:12:01.640 it's absolutely devastating.

01:12:03.880 Whoever was making those criticisms back then was entirely right to say that.

01:12:08.560 ...vestating.

01:12:08.960 I believe a minister has a position of power, regardless of gender or identity.

01:12:13.960 My apologies for what you've had to witness today in this...

01:12:17.020 Oh my god!

01:12:18.980 What happened?

01:12:19.960 Was there a fucking murder?

01:12:21.780 Was there a...

01:12:22.340 No.

01:12:23.060 There was a microaggression, and this guy needs to apologize on behalf of...

01:12:26.600 Oh my god!

01:12:28.740 Drop a fucking...

01:12:29.720 I wish the Chinese would just drop a bomb on this building.

01:12:32.840 I've had enough.

01:12:33.680 ...inappropriate comments that Mr. Cooper made earlier.

01:12:37.460 Oh my god!

01:12:38.580 How many of these...

01:12:39.520 Look at this fucking loser in a bow tie.

01:12:42.000 Which isn't even done right.

01:12:43.540 Hilarious.

01:12:44.160 Much, much more than a microaggression.

01:12:46.520 It is a macroaggression, and I...

01:12:48.640 Oh!

01:12:50.960 So this guy's taking it up a notch!

01:12:52.440 No, no, no!

01:12:53.120 It's not a microaggression, it's a macroaggression!

01:12:55.860 What the fuck does that even mean?

01:13:00.280 What are you black...

01:13:01.040 Oh, Black Pee Wee Herman is here to sort this out, everybody!

01:13:04.240 I hope that he'll be decent enough to make an apology, especially the very day after International Women's Day to boot.

01:13:11.880 So what led up to this?

01:13:13.760 Repeat my...

01:13:14.260 Yeah, this is...

01:13:14.820 This better...

01:13:15.380 This is going to be quite the fucking...

01:13:17.140 I can imagine what he said.

01:13:18.960 Must be devastating.

01:13:20.880 The other guy said it was devastating, so I have no reason to think it's not anything less than devastating.

01:13:24.560 I expect there to be a body count by tomorrow morning from the suicides after what this guy's done.

01:13:28.000 My question, how many diplomats were expelled by the government of Canada?

01:13:32.740 Several tools in my toolbox.

01:13:34.620 Madam Chairperson, Madam Chairperson, can I take back the floor, please?

01:13:38.180 I asked a question in 2019, how many diplomats were expelled?

01:13:42.920 Well, my dear colleague, Madam...

01:13:46.220 For people listening, they're translating because there's this other cool thing we do in Canada for you Americans where we do everything in two languages for no fucking reason.

01:13:53.960 Um, because Quebec threw its own temper tantrum and went, reeeeee!

01:13:57.960 And rather than tell them to shut the fuck up and smack them around and put them in their place, they went, okay, don't be mad!

01:14:04.280 So now we do everything in English and French.

01:14:06.400 We print every official government document, our military manuals, everything, twice!

01:14:13.520 Do you know how much that costs?

01:14:16.380 You know, my ex-wife used to work for the province of New Brunswick.

01:14:19.240 You know what she did for her job?

01:14:20.260 She had to take everything that they had in English and put it in French.

01:14:24.880 That's what they paid.

01:14:25.500 Whole job to do that.

01:14:27.860 And it was millions of dollars allocated to this for so many years.

01:14:30.940 And this was just one person.

01:14:31.840 There's multiple ones doing it.

01:14:33.080 Everything's got to be in English and in French because people's feelings could care.

01:14:36.640 Listen, way more people in Canada don't speak French than don't speak English.

01:14:44.020 Almost everybody in this country speaks English.

01:14:45.940 And if they don't, they should learn it.

01:14:47.620 That's the dominant language that is here.

01:14:49.600 Do you see the United States doing everything in Spanish?

01:14:52.320 Because they don't want to be mean to the people that speak Spanish better than they do?

01:14:55.740 It's one of our official languages!

01:14:59.060 Oh!

01:14:59.960 Holy shit!

01:15:02.420 Holy shit!

01:15:03.240 So we're going to do everything twice, print everything twice, say everything twice.

01:15:09.340 Because, yeah.

01:15:13.020 The picture of what Canada actually is should be coming clear to anybody that watches this stream for any length of time.

01:15:21.660 That's not from here.

01:15:22.940 If you're like, man, this place sounds really fucked.

01:15:25.740 It is.

01:15:26.320 It's very fucked.

01:15:27.260 It's very retarded.

01:15:28.140 Minister, Madam Minister, do I understand that I'm not getting an answer about 2019?

01:15:33.660 2021, how many diplomats were expelled?

01:15:36.120 So they're pressing the attack on, you know, there's all this interference from the Chinese and have you expelled any diplomats?

01:15:44.200 Have you looked into this?

01:15:44.840 Have you looked into that?

01:15:45.720 Asking legitimate.

01:15:46.540 And you know what this turns into?

01:15:48.640 This is just woman hate.

01:15:50.320 This is misogyny.

01:15:51.540 This is all.

01:15:52.500 It's pathetic.

01:15:53.180 And what's worse is the conservatives let them get away with it.

01:15:57.560 Because they're even weaker.

01:15:59.520 They're allowing, like, this entitled piece of shit is going to sit here and, like, talk down to these guys like they're the problem.

01:16:08.940 You're in bed with the communist Chinese.

01:16:14.020 You've allowed them to meddle in our government, in our country.

01:16:16.700 You've got secret police stations going after disappearing people, reporting on people back to the Chinese government,

01:16:23.200 doing operating clandestine black ops from the Chinese government under the nose of our entire country.

01:16:28.720 Oh, well, they're running secret fucking voting operations to influence people into different positions of power at all federal, provincial, municipal.

01:16:37.020 You fucking name it.

01:16:38.220 Every party's involved.

01:16:39.580 The conservatives are guilty.

01:16:40.980 Oh.

01:16:42.800 No, no, we need to focus on misogyny, guys.

01:16:45.220 That's the real – I mean, you – and they want to say that I'm not qualified to do this job.

01:16:50.600 You're not.

01:16:51.340 You're not qualified to do this job.

01:16:53.500 You're worried about – you know, you just proved them right, first of all, and, you know – I'll just finish this.

01:17:00.280 Oh, God.

01:17:00.800 It's my whole night.

01:17:02.140 It's my whole night.

01:17:03.760 Rage covers himself in Red Bull and yells at stupid women for three hours.

01:17:08.200 That's the stream.

01:17:09.020 That's the stream.

01:17:10.200 Well, it's – an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

01:17:14.360 The more time we take like this, the less time we actually have.

01:17:19.920 She's so smart.

01:17:20.720 You can tell by the way she talks, she's just super intelligent.

01:17:24.960 They're all very run-of-the-mill, like Lennon's useful idiots as it comes – like, they're deliberately selected to be smart enough to follow directions but not smart enough to think for themselves.

01:17:35.860 They're useful idiots.

01:17:37.800 They're placed in these positions because they're going to do what they're told, and they don't mind it at all.

01:17:42.460 They're not strong.

01:17:43.380 They're not creative.

01:17:44.560 They're not individuals.

01:17:46.180 They're very unimpressive.

01:17:47.660 I mean, you take all of these people, all things being equal, all things being considered, take all of them, every member of the House of Commons, everybody in Parliament, everybody in politics, and you take an equal number of just random average Canadians and just put them all in the woods.

01:18:04.720 Put them all anywhere.

01:18:05.620 They're – there's nothing special about any of these people.

01:18:09.280 They're not – they were just – they were just who was around, who was selected to be in these jobs.

01:18:15.760 They don't let smart people get anywhere near this because, you know what, if they're not controlled, especially if they're not controlled, if there's a smart person who is not playing team let's sell the country out for money, they are not permitted to get anywhere near this fucking place.

01:18:31.760 If they do have a brain in their head, they'd better demonstrate that they're a team player.

01:18:36.020 Or they're not going to get anywhere.

01:18:37.380 You're not going to get to be leader of fuck all if you're not a team player, if you know what that means.

01:18:43.520 The interpreter has been so frustrated by this interaction that they have said that they are refusing interpretation.

01:18:51.360 Now let's look.

01:18:53.240 Again, my suggestion is there shouldn't be interpretations.

01:18:56.460 Everything should just be done in English because the overwhelming majority of this country speaks English.

01:19:00.880 Not very many of them speak French primarily and only French.

01:19:03.980 This is a waste of time for expedience and efficiency purposes.

01:19:07.620 It makes no sense.

01:19:08.320 Oh, but our cultural heritage – oh, now you care about our fucking cultural heritage all of a sudden?

01:19:13.100 Shut up.

01:19:13.680 Look at the bad boy Michael Cooper.

01:19:15.200 Jolie, you've talked tough.

01:19:17.360 You say you even stared into his eyes.

01:19:20.720 I'm sure he was very intimidated.

01:19:22.400 Many visas have been denied.

01:19:23.880 Just one.

01:19:24.300 That was it.

01:19:24.940 That's what he said.

01:19:25.540 That was the sexist, misogynistic – not micro, macro.

01:19:32.860 He basically committed murder.

01:19:34.780 He basically murdered that woman by saying that this fucking –

01:19:40.440 Jolie, you've talked tough.

01:19:42.400 You say you even stared into his eyes.

01:19:45.760 I'm sure he was very intimidated.

01:19:47.440 Many visas have been denied.

01:19:48.880 Just one?

01:19:49.280 So I want to comment on your question and particularly the beginning because I think it's actually –

01:19:57.280 Hey, I want to comment on the fact that you spend more time doing your hair to get ready for the fucking TV cameras at work,

01:20:03.560 if you can call it that, than you do anything else.

01:20:06.640 That's a valid question.

01:20:09.440 And you took offense that he called – he basically inferred – now this is a very big deal – that she's actually not a strong whammon.

01:20:21.580 This guy publicly suggested that this woman is not a strong independent whammon.

01:20:28.060 That she's not Beyonce and she's not fierce.

01:20:32.640 She's very – whoa, whoa, whoa, sir.

01:20:36.640 I can't imagine – you know, I can't believe he would say – clearly the Chinese are intimidated by her.

01:20:45.260 Who wouldn't be?

01:20:47.220 Who wouldn't be intimidated by Karen?

01:20:52.820 Madam, the tone.

01:20:55.280 Oh, the tone?

01:20:56.880 The tone.

01:20:57.900 Is there a tone?

01:20:59.920 See, I can't really hear tones.

01:21:02.080 There's a ringing in my ear from a Chinese Type 7 rocket-propelled grenade that blew up next to my fucking head.

01:21:10.420 That kind of tone?

01:21:12.120 So, like, bomb blasts.

01:21:13.720 Yeah, there's a tone there.

01:21:15.320 I notice you guys are very pro-war.

01:21:17.320 You want to, you know, get involved in this war.

01:21:19.260 Are you talking about words?

01:21:21.440 A word, a guy said.

01:21:22.800 You have to literally throw your hand up and stop – stop, Parliament, everybody.

01:21:28.320 Stop.

01:21:29.520 A man suggested that I'm not super tough and a strong independent whammon.

01:21:33.900 Let's make this now the focus of our fucking day as the communist Chinese just pill for the country.

01:21:40.940 Because I'm, you know, not a narcissist and not making this about me.

01:21:45.460 I'm a proud representative of the public and I'm here to make sure everything's taken care of and my constituents are looked after and the country's going in a good direction.

01:21:53.160 I would never, definitely never make this about me at every opportunity and constantly hide behind identity politics because I have no real substance of my own.

01:22:04.060 I have nothing to say.

01:22:04.900 I have no fucking ideas.

01:22:05.920 And I couldn't argue or debate anybody about anything without extensive preparation and a teleprompter and an earpiece, all written by some other fucking college kid.

01:22:19.920 You know, I would say the prosecution rests, but the prosecution never rests.

01:22:25.160 Apparently people just haven't gotten the idea that Canada's a joke yet, so we'll continue.

01:22:28.900 I'm going to pause time.

01:22:30.020 I'm pausing time.

01:22:31.120 I'm pausing time.

01:22:32.200 Time out.

01:22:33.260 Time out.

01:22:33.880 You've been a bad boy.

01:22:35.420 I don't like your tone.

01:22:36.600 Visas of Beijing diplomats have been denied.

01:22:39.600 Is it just?

01:22:40.140 Oh, and this guy too.

01:22:41.460 The Beijing.

01:22:42.100 Like, this is the micro.

01:22:43.460 Could you imagine?

01:22:47.100 This guy is about as threatening as a box of pencils.

01:22:51.860 And they're like, ah!

01:22:53.500 You know, it's ridiculous.

01:22:54.960 And even he can't even say China.

01:22:57.580 The Beijing diplomats!

01:22:59.500 Yes, tell me more.

01:23:00.300 I mean, basically, I feel like I'm staring down, you know, macho man Randy Savage in his prime here.

01:23:04.820 One.

01:23:05.380 How many?

01:23:06.140 Terrifying.

01:23:06.540 What I can tell you is that there was a visa that was not granted back this fall.

01:23:12.040 So one.

01:23:12.820 Okay, thank you for answering that.

01:23:14.460 One.

01:23:14.660 One visa denied under your watch.

01:23:18.280 Minutes ago...

01:23:18.960 And I just wanted to...

01:23:19.880 No, it's my time.

01:23:20.880 No, no, no.

01:23:21.500 Madam Chair.

01:23:22.440 No, no, no.

01:23:23.140 Madam Chair, my time is limited.

01:23:24.680 It's for you to understand.

01:23:26.420 Minister.

01:23:27.200 Okay, pause.

01:23:28.160 Pause.

01:23:28.580 I just wanted to make sure that...

01:23:29.740 Is she a kindergarten teacher?

01:23:32.160 Significant.

01:23:32.940 Yes.

01:23:33.620 Yes.

01:23:34.520 Like, yes, she is, basically.

01:23:36.880 ...interference by Beijing in the 2019 and 21 elections.

01:23:41.380 But you, as Minister of Foreign Affairs, know nothing.

01:23:44.840 How is that possible?

01:23:46.440 Well...

01:23:46.800 This is clearly misogyny.

01:23:48.560 When it comes to activities of foreign actors in the country, the Foreign Affairs Minister was not made aware.

01:23:56.640 Which is you.

01:23:58.760 Wait a second.

01:24:00.060 You're the Foreign Affairs Minister.

01:24:01.740 Yeah.

01:24:02.120 And since then, I've made sure that that changed.

01:24:05.240 That that would not be the case.

01:24:06.620 Because obviously, as everybody around this table would be aware, it is important...

01:24:11.620 You didn't know anything in December, but...

01:24:13.420 Can I just finish my sentence, please, Michael?

01:24:16.500 Michael?

01:24:17.800 Can I finish my sentence, please, Michael?

01:24:20.400 Oh, my God.

01:24:22.440 She's so fucking full of her...

01:24:24.140 Do you understand?

01:24:25.200 You're the fucking...

01:24:26.520 You're literally killing people right now with your incompetence.

01:24:29.880 You're just holding the nation down and stabbing it to death while putting fucking makeup on and taking a selfie.

01:24:35.720 And you have the audacity to do the...

01:24:37.840 Michael.

01:24:39.300 Michael.

01:24:40.180 Listen, Michael.

01:24:43.380 I can't wait.

01:24:44.320 I can't wait until the fucking Ming Dynasty takes over and enslaves people like this.

01:24:50.760 I mean, this is...

01:24:53.320 Have you joined me yet?

01:24:56.040 I said, it's humiliating to live here.

01:24:58.420 It's frustrating.

01:24:59.660 It's depressing.

01:25:00.520 It's soul-crushing.

01:25:01.540 This is who represents us now.

01:25:03.920 This isn't a one-off.

01:25:05.260 This isn't a rare, like, oh, that's just her.

01:25:08.200 They're all like that.

01:25:09.660 Spend any time listening to this fucking place.

01:25:11.780 All these people.

01:25:13.060 It's...

01:25:13.620 It's humiliating.

01:25:18.380 It's embarrassing.

01:25:18.880 And you've got countries like El Salvador had a real big problem as MS-13.

01:25:23.720 You know, the gang there.

01:25:25.000 As many countries do.

01:25:26.380 You know what they did?

01:25:26.860 They're like, fuck you.

01:25:28.280 Militarized the police and just sent them in there like war.

01:25:31.280 It's like, go get them.

01:25:32.500 Go do whatever you gotta do.

01:25:33.660 I'll train a whole fucking special forces unit.

01:25:35.940 And yeah, they did.

01:25:36.480 They went and mass-arrested the entire gang.

01:25:39.560 There.

01:25:40.860 I don't know.

01:25:41.320 But that made...

01:25:42.360 A little more of the microaggression.

01:25:43.820 It was like, shoot to kill.

01:25:45.400 No mercy.

01:25:46.400 Don't give a fuck.

01:25:47.800 You know, you can die or you can go to prison for life.

01:25:50.080 Pick one.

01:25:50.640 That's the strategy they used.

01:25:52.120 And it worked really well.

01:25:53.180 But that, you know, it's more important that we avoid...

01:25:58.180 We've completely adopted...

01:26:05.180 Like a feminine energy.

01:26:12.680 Like completely.

01:26:16.380 Which, you know, there's two sides of the spectrum.

01:26:21.800 And they all have their own strengths and they have their own weaknesses.

01:26:25.680 This is not a good idea.

01:26:26.980 Having the attitudes of everybody responsible for making big decisions as always erring on

01:26:37.340 the side of non-confrontation and shying away from anything, you know, uncomfortable,

01:26:43.700 that's definitely going to be taken advantage of by people that don't mind causing discomfort

01:26:49.260 and pain to other people and, you know.

01:26:51.380 So we're in a rough spot.

01:26:53.080 We're protected and governed by, you know, Karens.

01:26:58.740 And guys that are too afraid to call them out for exactly how pitiful and terrible they are.

01:27:04.500 Michael.

01:27:05.100 So, obviously, in the context, as colleagues around this table would agree, as Minister

01:27:13.120 of Foreign Affairs, I need to make sure that I have access to that information in order

01:27:17.560 to conduct our diplomatic relationships in a good way.

01:27:21.760 Oh, now I get it.

01:27:23.340 That's why everybody shouted, don't be mean to the women.

01:27:27.280 And, yeah, that's it.

01:27:31.680 So if you're curious, like, what's the skin?

01:27:33.540 That's what happened.

01:27:34.400 A guy asked very, very pretty vanilla questions in a very non-confrontational feminine way.

01:27:44.880 And that was the response.

01:27:49.760 And it's completely taken over.

01:27:51.200 Look at the prime minister.

01:27:52.820 Look at his opposition.

01:27:54.920 Look at all the leaders.

01:27:55.820 It's very, across the board, it's angry Karen women and men that might as well be women.

01:28:06.780 There's not a drop of testosterone anywhere in this place.

01:28:10.020 That's a problem.

01:28:12.100 That's a problem.

01:28:14.980 And it's going to be one that gets a lot worse, you know.

01:28:21.680 Because the men are busy being women now.

01:28:23.660 The woman of the year is a man.

01:28:26.040 All the strong, brave, independent women are men now.

01:28:28.800 Because trans women are women.

01:28:31.740 Old Guard says, I work in a male-dominated industry for this very reason.

01:28:34.500 I can't listen to petulant women.

01:28:36.400 Well, politics is now dominated by them, as is education, as is the military, as is the police, and so on and so on and so on.

01:28:46.120 Education.

01:28:46.880 I don't know.

01:28:47.420 I can't believe everything's going to hell.

01:28:50.180 And it'll get worse.

01:28:51.600 And as it does, as it will continue.

01:28:53.600 Alex Woods, he says, hey, scenario, what do you think would happen if someone hid thousands of cameras in every politician's house and recorded all their conversations for months and put them all on the internet at once?

01:29:04.040 I mean, all you've got to do is get a hold of their cell phones.

01:29:06.620 Oh, China's already done that.

01:29:08.060 The Chinese have already.

01:29:09.080 They've got any dirt that there is to be gotten on our politicians.

01:29:13.060 China has it.

01:29:14.300 They've got it all.

01:29:15.500 Or the Israelis have it.

01:29:16.800 Or the Saudis have it.

01:29:17.660 Or somebody.

01:29:19.740 You know, they're for sale.

01:29:21.060 All these people are for sale.

01:29:22.700 Doing's.

01:29:23.260 How you doing, brother?

01:29:23.900 He says, beware bogus bureaucrat bullies blindly bolstering Beijing big baroon because bullshit backdoor bargaining.

01:29:29.740 I will beware.

01:29:30.740 Thank you for building back better.

01:29:33.320 Jen Steen says, the charm of your show is how you do everything yourself and no guests.

01:29:37.140 Watching a mad scientist at work.

01:29:39.240 That is what it is.

01:29:40.180 That is basically, yeah.

01:29:41.680 Yeah, this is, I just should just call it Rick's Garage, you know.

01:29:46.160 Max Woodpile.

01:29:47.520 That's where this is.

01:29:48.520 We're just in a woodpile now.

01:29:50.440 CRJ says, the strongest man in parliament could be shouted down into a curled ball by the gay character from 90s sitcom Frasier.

01:30:01.800 Yes, that is correct.

01:30:03.720 Yes, they're all very afraid and weak and pathetic and I'm just sick of seeing it, man.

01:30:08.740 It's embarrassing.

01:30:09.500 It's upsetting.

01:30:11.680 Like, this is who, this, especially knowing that we're capable of so much more.

01:30:19.080 We're capable of so much better than this.

01:30:20.980 There's so many more stronger, more powerful, more impressive people in this country.

01:30:25.840 And, you know, we don't, we don't celebrate them.

01:30:31.060 We call them Nazis, I guess, and, you know, destroy them or ignore them and, you know.

01:30:36.300 Because the media calls the shots.

01:30:39.520 Ask the conservative party.

01:30:40.620 Ask the conservative party who's the most, whose opinion is most important in this country.

01:30:45.320 It's the media.

01:30:46.260 They won't even say the word China because you know what the media will do when they do.

01:30:52.380 Those damn racist conservatives.

01:30:54.340 As if China is somebody you need to please, you know.

01:30:57.600 Did you guys get a raise this year?

01:30:59.000 CBC did.

01:30:59.620 In 2022, they were paid an average, an average of $14,000 per worker.

01:31:06.860 Number, numbers also show that $12,500,000 was paid out as raises to 6,232 CBC employees last year.

01:31:15.980 Roughly 80% of the broadcaster's workforce got bonuses.

01:31:19.420 So it would actually be more than $14,000 a worker.

01:31:22.040 Only 80% got bonuses.

01:31:24.400 $12,000,000 divided by $6,000.

01:31:26.740 Nice.

01:31:27.340 Oh, and that's your money, by the way.

01:31:28.660 That's tax money you will never get back.

01:31:30.360 Good.

01:31:31.500 And what do they do with this money?

01:31:33.120 They turn around and they lie to you.

01:31:36.860 And they cover and they obfuscate and they hide and they lie and people die.

01:31:43.820 Employees of Canada's national broadcaster were paid more than $16,000,000 in bonuses last year

01:31:48.480 according to new documents uncovered by the Canadian Taxpayers Federation.

01:31:53.080 The documents obtained by the Federation, I assume, is led by Captain Picard.

01:32:00.800 The Federation.

01:32:06.860 This far, no far.

01:32:08.500 Obtained through an access to information request.

01:32:10.900 There's all the bonuses.

01:32:13.240 $16,000,000 was handed out to 1,142 full-time employees.

01:32:17.320 Works out to around 14,000 new employees on average.

01:32:22.320 Since 2015, since just 2015, CBC has handed out $99,000,000 in bonuses to its employees.

01:32:28.700 The Taxpayer Federation reported a trend that has steadily increased.

01:32:31.360 This is the biggest grift in the country.

01:32:39.640 Politics and media.

01:32:41.500 It's all run by the same people.

01:32:43.480 They pay their own employees.

01:32:44.920 They pay themselves.

01:32:46.100 They steal your money.

01:32:47.580 Pay themselves.

01:32:48.800 Tell you what's happened.

01:32:49.860 Lie to you.

01:32:50.920 Insist that you believe them.

01:32:52.320 And then also use that pilfered tax money to attack, silence, and censor anyone that is competing with what they are saying.

01:32:58.760 Only this puppet may talk.

01:33:00.520 No one else will talk.

01:33:02.560 And who funds it?

01:33:03.400 You do.

01:33:03.900 We're literally going to hold a gun to your head, demand your money, to feed the puppet so it can lie to you.

01:33:09.180 And who do you complain to about this?

01:33:11.240 Oh, we'll go to the parliament.

01:33:12.580 Oh, wait.

01:33:13.080 I can't really complain to parliament.

01:33:14.740 There's a bunch of petulant women in there fighting over microaggressions.

01:33:18.220 So they're off.

01:33:19.300 They're off.

01:33:19.780 What about the RCMP?

01:33:20.920 Oh, no, wait.

01:33:21.580 It's a big pumpkin patch dumpster lady with a sandwich in her pocket who could give less of a fuck what's going on.

01:33:27.460 Literally ignoring multiple instances of crime from the prime minister's office.

01:33:32.220 Even dropping criminal investigations altogether.

01:33:35.320 So they're out.

01:33:35.980 What about the military?

01:33:36.940 Oh, well, no.

01:33:37.720 See, the military is really busy with white privilege right now.

01:33:41.180 White fragility.

01:33:42.580 We're making sure.

01:33:43.680 We've got almost every officer.

01:33:44.980 I think we've got every officer in the Canadian military on board with their pronouns.

01:33:48.400 And their emails at work.

01:33:50.280 We're working on getting some...

01:33:51.140 Okay, so they're out.

01:33:52.100 Do you understand that no one is going to fix this?

01:33:55.780 There is no institution.

01:33:57.080 There's no general.

01:33:57.900 No cop.

01:33:58.480 No politician.

01:33:59.380 No doctor.

01:34:00.040 No academic.

01:34:00.840 No professor.

01:34:01.520 No nobody.

01:34:02.100 No nothing.

01:34:02.940 Nowhere.

01:34:03.660 Anywhere.

01:34:04.420 Zero.

01:34:05.260 Black hole.

01:34:06.160 Empty page.

01:34:07.040 Open window.

01:34:09.380 Empty refrigerator.

01:34:10.720 There's nothing.

01:34:11.760 There's nothing.

01:34:12.360 So people, we have to do it ourselves through whatever means that we can think of to try

01:34:21.560 and effect change.

01:34:22.580 And one of the things I suggest people do is stop listening to...

01:34:25.300 Like, stop.

01:34:26.060 Stop treating these people...

01:34:32.100 I think people should be treated as they deserve.

01:34:35.080 And I think these people deserve to be treated very, very badly.

01:34:38.160 I think the people at CBC should be treated very poorly.

01:34:40.720 I think the police should be treated extremely badly.

01:34:44.040 I think politicians should be treated horrendously bad.

01:34:48.040 You know?

01:34:48.480 Just loathed.

01:34:51.160 Because they deserve...

01:34:52.260 Because if people knew...

01:34:54.260 If they really knew...

01:34:58.160 There would...

01:34:58.760 You know, George Bush said it the best.

01:35:00.380 George Bush Sr.

01:35:01.780 Said if the people in this country had any idea what we get away with,

01:35:05.320 we would be lynched in the streets tomorrow.

01:35:10.040 Yep.

01:35:11.480 Yeah, probably.

01:35:12.860 Probably.

01:35:13.460 Which is why it's so important to fund this massive propaganda machine

01:35:16.560 and pay them very, very...

01:35:17.760 The police got a huge raise as well.

01:35:20.460 See, you know...

01:35:21.920 You guys are grifting!

01:35:23.360 If I wanted to make money, if I wanted to be rich,

01:35:25.220 I would have sold out a long time ago.

01:35:27.020 I would have kissed...

01:35:27.780 I would have kissed Rebel News' asshole.

01:35:29.520 I would have...

01:35:33.860 I would have went on a fucking...

01:35:35.360 Pro...

01:35:36.120 I'd be wearing Israeli Defense Force T-shirts.

01:35:40.720 I'd be getting bonuses and...

01:35:42.520 You know, the police...

01:35:43.440 What, they get a 30% raise?

01:35:45.260 Those thug fucking bastard...

01:35:47.280 Einsat's ripping cops?

01:35:49.020 What'd they get?

01:35:50.680 Lots of money.

01:35:51.960 You know why?

01:35:52.700 Because they work for the machine.

01:35:53.960 They work for the bad guys.

01:35:55.360 They're the henchmen.

01:35:56.720 You gotta keep them...

01:35:57.460 You gotta keep the henchmen happy.

01:35:58.840 Or they're gonna quit.

01:36:00.000 Or they're gonna take the other side.

01:36:01.140 So we bribed...

01:36:02.200 They bribed the RCMP.

01:36:03.380 And they took the bribe.

01:36:04.120 30% increase.

01:36:04.960 Something like that.

01:36:05.680 Some insane raise.

01:36:07.280 CBC's not doing much worse.

01:36:09.800 They're doing pretty good.

01:36:11.180 So we gotta make sure the liars...

01:36:13.500 That keep the machine...

01:36:14.660 They gotta be...

01:36:15.240 They gotta be well looked after.

01:36:16.440 Did you guys get well looked after?

01:36:18.080 Did mom and pop get bailed out?

01:36:20.600 Now their gym just closed.

01:36:22.020 One of the gyms I went to.

01:36:23.460 Didn't even make it two years.

01:36:24.520 Just opened right before COVID.

01:36:25.780 Nope.

01:36:26.100 Bye.

01:36:26.400 Gone.

01:36:26.740 Closed forever.

01:36:28.400 Still...

01:36:28.920 I'm seeing businesses go...

01:36:30.400 Like fold up.

01:36:31.140 Like on a weekly basis now.

01:36:33.980 Somewhere around...

01:36:34.700 In here.

01:36:35.280 Around here.

01:36:36.000 Around the city.

01:36:37.560 Oh that's gone.

01:36:38.900 Yep.

01:36:40.380 Cause all the CERB money's gone.

01:36:42.140 The debt has come due.

01:36:43.320 And people can't afford it.

01:36:44.440 Because the lockdown's destroyed the country.

01:36:48.260 You shot yourself in the belly.

01:36:49.920 And you're bleeding out.

01:36:50.680 I tried to tell you not to shoot yourself.

01:36:54.420 It's a bad idea.

01:36:56.020 And you said...

01:36:57.300 Stay home.

01:36:57.860 Stay safe.

01:36:58.840 Safe and effective.

01:37:00.000 And shot yourself in the...

01:37:01.120 Stomach.

01:37:01.500 Well now you're bleeding out.

01:37:03.280 So you don't just die instantly.

01:37:05.040 It's not how this works.

01:37:06.220 You get cancer.

01:37:07.340 You don't die instantly.

01:37:08.880 There's a process.

01:37:10.380 Takes time.

01:37:11.880 But once something has begun.

01:37:14.960 Unless there is a...

01:37:16.680 Intervention.

01:37:19.960 The outcome is not in doubt.

01:37:21.920 If you don't go to a hospital and stop that bleeding.

01:37:24.120 You will die.

01:37:25.020 If you don't get that tumor removed.

01:37:26.880 You will die.

01:37:28.620 And now we're dying.

01:37:30.260 So we're just going to sit here and watch this continue.

01:37:32.760 So all these pieces of shit.

01:37:34.420 That helped.

01:37:35.300 You know the police.

01:37:36.160 Did you try to open your business?

01:37:37.540 Did you protest because someone's business was being closed?

01:37:40.200 These people that needed to feed their friends and their family themselves.

01:37:43.260 No.

01:37:43.720 The police made sure that you shut that down.

01:37:45.960 They gave the tickets away.

01:37:47.000 They're putting people in jail.

01:37:47.860 Putting pastors in jail.

01:37:49.740 They went down and stopped.

01:37:51.080 The most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

01:37:53.020 And the thing I'm most proud of as a Canadian.

01:37:54.680 One of the only things I'm proud of.

01:37:56.080 Was that trucker convoy.

01:37:57.240 That was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in this country.

01:37:59.280 It'll never be repeated.

01:38:00.440 It'll never be matched again.

01:38:01.840 It was like a one in a million planets aligned kind of a situation.

01:38:05.640 It was people from all over the country.

01:38:07.560 From all different backgrounds and walks of life you can imagine.

01:38:10.660 With one single idea in mind.

01:38:12.200 The people in that building across the street there in parliament.

01:38:14.760 They are fucking out of control.

01:38:16.560 And this needs to stop.

01:38:17.660 The people of this country need to have a say in the things that go on here.

01:38:21.220 And we don't anymore.

01:38:22.460 And that has to stop.

01:38:24.000 And you know what the police did?

01:38:25.220 They came down and violently beat the shit out of those people.

01:38:28.080 Put them in jail.

01:38:28.940 Assisted the government.

01:38:29.880 Froze the bank accounts.

01:38:32.100 Charged.

01:38:32.500 And they're still doing their bidding.

01:38:33.960 They're still running around.

01:38:35.100 And they're getting big raises to do it.

01:38:36.780 And what does the media do?

01:38:38.100 Not show you that they beat the shit out of people.

01:38:40.200 Not show you that they're celebrating it.

01:38:42.860 That WhatsApp messages that I put out there.

01:38:44.880 They're all clinking drinks and having a great fucking time.

01:38:47.100 Did that ever make it to CBC?

01:38:48.980 No it didn't.

01:38:49.800 It was viewed 10 million times.

01:38:53.040 10 million times.

01:38:55.160 Those RCMP pictures.

01:38:56.880 Oh nobody even saw those.

01:38:58.280 The entire fucking country saw them.

01:38:59.780 And CBC didn't feel the need to talk about it.

01:39:03.160 Probably because they're too busy getting paid bonuses to not ever talk about stuff like that.

01:39:07.740 Because the suffering of those people on the ground.

01:39:12.280 It's imperative that the lie be maintained.

01:39:14.040 You know CBC cut the video of the horse right before it makes contact with her.

01:39:17.860 Right before it plows into this crowd of people.

01:39:19.720 Trampling people.

01:39:20.960 They know exactly what they're lying.

01:39:22.700 Deliberately.

01:39:23.400 They know they're lying.

01:39:24.380 And we know they're lying.

01:39:28.600 Just as the old saying goes.

01:39:30.540 Just like the Soviet Union.

01:39:32.580 How different can we be?

01:39:34.100 How different can we be from the Soviet Union if a quote that applies there applies here perfectly?

01:39:41.540 Perfectly.

01:39:43.080 They're lying.

01:39:44.820 We know they're lying.

01:39:46.460 They know that we know that they're lying.

01:39:49.100 And we know that they know that we know that they're lying.

01:39:52.300 And yet they still lie.

01:39:54.520 And this still continues.

01:39:56.500 Everyone everywhere knows this is a facade.

01:40:00.460 This is bullshit.

01:40:01.740 And we're still doing it.

01:40:03.660 Just like the Soviets.

01:40:05.780 But it's different this time.

01:40:07.940 You're not ruled by an authoritarian despot.

01:40:10.600 It's not nepotism.

01:40:12.000 It's not a fucking, you know, fucked up regime full of assholes looking out for their friends.

01:40:15.860 And stealing all the money.

01:40:17.320 Like, they've given up on governing this place and trying to make Canada a better place like 20 years ago, guys.

01:40:24.480 This is just a piggy bank.

01:40:27.200 And everybody's taking turns getting a piece before the fucking, before the music stops.

01:40:31.220 And there's no more chairs left in the game of musical chairs.

01:40:33.020 They force this all to play.

01:40:36.060 Good stuff.

01:40:36.860 You know, I'm very optimistic about the future.

01:40:41.360 Your favorite Karen.

01:40:42.760 My favorite Karen.

01:40:44.480 Uh, hyphen R-H-O dag.

01:40:47.240 What's going on?

01:40:48.180 Karen's expanding.

01:40:49.760 Says, one, this Karen is opposite of those Karens.

01:40:52.720 Yes.

01:40:53.980 And it says, two, can I put my name in the hat to join the Council of Greggs?

01:40:58.540 No.

01:41:00.220 Listen, you can't identify as a Gregg and be a Gregg.

01:41:03.160 Only a Gregg can be a Gregg.

01:41:04.420 The Council of Greggs is for Greggs and only Greggs.

01:41:06.600 The fact that a non-Gregg could seek to be a Gregg offends Greggs.

01:41:11.340 And all Greggs in the world of Greggs are unified around the idea of Gregg and the Gregg unity that unites all Greggs.

01:41:17.880 And for you to just try to out-Gregg a Gregg and be a Gregg when you're not a Gregg is just against Greggism.

01:41:23.420 So, no, I can't.

01:41:24.980 In fact, it's very offensive to the Gregorians, you know?

01:41:28.580 That would be fun.

01:41:38.140 It would be fun to watch.

01:41:39.560 I would watch that.

01:41:40.720 It's basically, what did somebody say?

01:41:43.080 Yeah.

01:41:45.960 I had this thought the other day.

01:41:48.920 Yeah.

01:41:49.800 Politics is professional wrestling for ugly, weak people.

01:41:54.540 That's essentially what it is.

01:41:55.960 Although, you know, she wasn't half bad looking, actually.

01:42:00.180 But it's basically for ugly, weak people.

01:42:03.540 It's professional wrestling, but for ugly, weak people.

01:42:05.780 It's essentially.

01:42:06.840 Derek was talking about it.

01:42:07.660 That's why I was thinking about it.

01:42:08.500 Derek was talking about it the other night to one of the guys.

01:42:11.060 Mr. Sunshine Baby.

01:42:12.360 And he's like, you know, yeah, they pretend to fight.

01:42:15.240 They pretend to try and hurt each other, but not really.

01:42:17.820 I mean, they're pulling the punches.

01:42:19.200 They're not really going hard with these chair shots.

01:42:21.760 You know, it's all just a show.

01:42:25.960 It's all just a big show.

01:42:29.340 Because they don't really mean any of it at the end of the day.

01:42:32.500 War Criminal says, I'm just going to call you War Criminal now because that's what you are.

01:42:36.040 It says, you could have kissed Rebel News' colonoscopy bag.

01:42:38.940 The asshole was long since blown out from the CPC money dick.

01:42:43.280 Yeah.

01:42:44.300 Yeah.

01:42:44.520 It's all just my team, you know, and just getting paid.

01:42:52.340 It's like, that's the depressing thing.

01:42:54.200 The existential crisis scenario.

01:42:56.260 Like, that's one of the most depressing things about people is that, like, most of them don't give a shit about anything.

01:43:01.440 Like, they don't actually, which is like, once you understand that, like, we're outnumbered by, like, 80 to 90% of the human race.

01:43:13.720 They don't care.

01:43:14.400 They're very satisfied and happy with just cheese, a screen box that shows moving pictures on it and, you know, masturbating.

01:43:28.260 That's really all that, as long as they have that, they don't care.

01:43:32.960 They don't worry about bigger things.

01:43:35.080 They don't care about anything important.

01:43:37.140 You know, it's all just, you know.

01:43:40.840 Like, I remember the first time, and now I'm like, other kids didn't do this, did they?

01:43:46.980 When you're in school and they show you the rings on a tree, you know, a tree trunk.

01:43:50.600 Each one is a year, the growth of the tree and everything.

01:43:53.100 It's like, it's all back.

01:43:54.000 I remember when I first saw that and I was, like, fascinated.

01:43:56.520 I was amazed.

01:43:57.180 It blew my mind.

01:43:57.880 I remember thinking, like, how many years, you know, hundreds of years, 300, 400, 500 years.

01:44:03.840 Like, this tree has been around longer than entire countries and, you know, all of the things.

01:44:08.700 It's, you know, it's incredible, a way to appreciate history.

01:44:13.180 And I'm just thinking these things, like, wow, and, like, this ring around here, this would be around the time of, like, you know, the conquest of North America and all this kind of stuff.

01:44:22.600 And, you know, this is around the World War's time period.

01:44:24.680 And I look over, all the other kids are sticking shit up their nose and making paper airplanes.

01:44:28.700 I'm like, oh, fuck, no one cares.

01:44:30.080 All right, never mind.

01:44:31.900 I thought it was interesting, but apparently it's, you know, we're, apparently we're taking turns putting each other in figure four leg locks now.

01:44:39.660 That's what we did in school at that age.

01:44:41.880 And the men eventually went on to do basically the same thing still.

01:44:47.840 Are they putting in figure four leg lock?

01:44:49.820 No?

01:44:50.440 Yeah!

01:44:52.800 That's what recess was.

01:44:54.680 Boomer Man says, what do you think about them changing the Canadian $10 bill?

01:45:01.840 I don't care.

01:45:02.760 I don't even know about it.

01:45:03.900 It could be fake for all I know.

01:45:05.620 I hope they change it to just, um...

01:45:09.400 I was going to say, it would probably be a black woman if it isn't already, but just put the prime minister on it.

01:45:14.700 It's basically the same thing.

01:45:16.740 Man on the Mountain says, not to split hairs, but rather than just speaking English and French in Parliament,

01:45:20.620 shouldn't they be speaking Mandarin to ensure inclusivity?

01:45:22.700 At this point, yeah, there's probably as many Chinese speakers as there are French in this country.

01:45:26.780 Imagine the interpreter hand-signing that.

01:45:28.300 Yeah, where'd that go?

01:45:29.400 Where'd the magic hand-signing person in the square go?

01:45:33.420 Like, you know, that's not what I wanted.

01:45:35.280 I need a...

01:45:35.820 Where's my screen?

01:45:37.420 I fucking don't have one.

01:45:39.580 Like, if you're gonna...

01:45:40.400 Like, there should...

01:45:41.240 Like, this is the main screen, but down here in this black box, there's a guy just...

01:45:46.000 Like, where'd that go?

01:45:50.460 We're just not doing that anymore?

01:45:51.820 That was really important for, like, two years, and then it just went away.

01:45:54.920 So I don't know...

01:45:56.000 Here's another example.

01:46:02.660 If you don't think...

01:46:03.640 I'm just gonna make this a thing.

01:46:04.980 Reasons why I hate Atlantic Canada.

01:46:07.680 Nova Scotia specifically.

01:46:08.860 Here's another reason.

01:46:10.480 When I was a kid, I remember when they switched to plastic bags.

01:46:14.280 You know, the plastic Sobeys bags that, you know, many of us put in our shoes to keep our feet dry.

01:46:18.780 Okay?

01:46:22.080 Well, we had to...

01:46:23.020 Because at the time...

01:46:24.160 At the time, you see, all the paper bags were...

01:46:27.320 Well, the rain...

01:46:28.040 We had to save the rainforest, you see, in South America.

01:46:32.180 We had to save the rainforest in South America, and to do...

01:46:34.980 We're cutting down too many trees.

01:46:36.800 We're cutting down too many trees, so we need to save the trees and paper and the whole thing,

01:46:41.220 so we're gonna go to plastic.

01:46:44.580 Then, someone else said,

01:46:46.880 Oh, well, now we're killing the whole earth, so we gotta go back to paper...

01:46:51.120 We need paper bags to save the earth from the plastic bags,

01:46:54.820 which we got to save the earth from the paper bags.

01:46:57.360 So, the paper bags were killing the earth.

01:46:58.960 We had to go to plastic bags to save the earth from the paper bags,

01:47:01.160 but now the paper bags are needed to save the earth from the plastic bags

01:47:03.900 that were saving us from the paper bags.

01:47:06.460 Nova Scotia!

01:47:07.460 That's the law.

01:47:08.760 That's the law now.

01:47:09.580 You go to the grocery store, they give you, like, a fucking brown paper bag,

01:47:12.740 like it's 1922, at a meat market.

01:47:16.880 You know?

01:47:18.940 Oh, we're recycling!

01:47:20.400 Yeah, there's a giant landfill.

01:47:21.760 There's a fucking trash pile floating around in the Pacific Ocean the size of, like, California.

01:47:28.980 But, you know, and most of, you know...

01:47:32.120 Oh, Nova Scotia's got all these recycling programs.

01:47:34.640 Most of it just goes to the dump.

01:47:36.120 Did you know that?

01:47:37.480 Like, it's all just...

01:47:38.880 These were just things to get elected on and, in real life, have very limited practical application.

01:47:44.400 Like, and there's tons of windmills everywhere, which do almost nothing.

01:47:48.420 They're very expensive for a very limited amount of energy draw.

01:47:52.200 It's fucking with the birds.

01:47:53.460 It's killing all kinds of birds.

01:47:56.340 Doesn't matter.

01:47:57.160 Doesn't matter.

01:47:57.660 We could have built a nuclear power plant.

01:47:59.240 We could have done anything.

01:48:00.240 No.

01:48:00.860 Millions.

01:48:01.420 Just windmills everywhere.

01:48:03.300 They're breaking down.

01:48:04.460 We can't afford to fix them.

01:48:06.960 Maybe we need...

01:48:07.740 Maybe we should switch to plastic bags, Nova Scotia.

01:48:10.080 What do you think?

01:48:13.840 God.

01:48:14.700 It's just the idiots leading the bigger idiots at this point.

01:48:20.740 Oh, what else?

01:48:22.600 All right.

01:48:22.980 Did I catch up all on all these?

01:48:24.060 I think I got one left.

01:48:25.440 Lone Star Texas says,

01:48:26.540 Nobody's ever cared.

01:48:27.680 Thank you for infotaining us, you bigot.

01:48:29.240 Salute.

01:48:29.640 Good sir.

01:48:30.100 Thank you, sir.

01:48:30.880 Thank you, other sir.

01:48:31.880 I'm going to call everyone sir from now on.

01:48:33.500 Everyone is sir.

01:48:35.120 Yes, I did just randomly.

01:48:37.080 Gargle my bum sweat is this person's nickname.

01:48:40.080 Username.

01:48:43.500 That's a terrible...

01:48:44.400 Anyway, so does anyone remember the ozone fear port?

01:48:46.960 Yeah, there was a hole in the ozone layer.

01:48:48.580 I remember as a kid wondering where it was and being afraid that it would burn me.

01:48:54.660 Like, is it over us right now?

01:48:56.200 Like, there was a map in school and it was kind of like over the North Pole, sort of.

01:49:00.520 Isn't that convenient, right?

01:49:02.520 Like, there's a hole in the ozone layer.

01:49:04.700 Complete nonsense.

01:49:06.020 Yeah, it texted.

01:49:06.940 It was hairspray.

01:49:08.000 That's what they were saying.

01:49:09.120 People using hairspray was putting a hole in the ozone layer.

01:49:11.620 It was insane.

01:49:12.740 It was crazy nonsense.

01:49:14.140 It was never...

01:49:14.840 It's just the same recycled garbage.

01:49:17.160 Make people afraid of the sky, you know, and tell them that they need to give us money.

01:49:22.460 Acid rain.

01:49:23.220 There's another one.

01:49:23.880 Yo, we need to...

01:49:24.880 Yeah.

01:49:26.720 It's always some kind of big sensational story.

01:49:28.700 And the media sells it to people.

01:49:30.220 Because being afraid and being terrified, it's, you know, they love it.

01:49:35.080 The news...

01:49:35.340 When there's disasters, which is...

01:49:37.960 This is something people need to be aware of.

01:49:39.480 When 9-11 happened, you know, when COVID happened, when the Iraq war happened, the news ratings...

01:49:45.120 Right to the roof, man.

01:49:47.500 Why do you think that is?

01:49:51.860 You know?

01:49:52.520 There's a lot of money in getting people excited.

01:49:55.960 Either by any means.

01:49:57.400 It doesn't matter.

01:49:58.520 Good news, bad news.

01:49:59.700 Especially bad news.

01:50:00.740 Especially scary.

01:50:02.040 You know, they love it.

01:50:03.160 There's people that have made entire careers that are doing that shit.

01:50:05.280 I used to follow this one guy on YouTube for a little while until it became clear to me he was, you know, fucked in the head.

01:50:11.400 I think it was the X-22 report and this guy went full QAnon and all kinds of stuff.

01:50:14.760 So, it's just, you know, buy all this survival stuff because the world's going to end any day now.

01:50:19.540 Any moment now, we're all...

01:50:21.000 And it's just gone.

01:50:21.800 And not years ago.

01:50:22.500 He's been doing this for like 10 years now.

01:50:24.460 It's like, actually, it's not going to end any day.

01:50:26.160 You got at least another decade of YouTube in you.

01:50:29.080 You know?

01:50:30.360 It makes money.

01:50:31.160 Because people get engaged when they feel threatened and when they feel like, you know, something's around the corner.

01:50:38.060 Oh, I'm just tired of getting fucked with.

01:50:40.080 But, you know, what can you do?

01:50:41.200 Just walk away and make fun of them all.

01:50:43.280 Dr. Genstein.

01:50:44.020 Yeah, acid rain.

01:50:44.760 Exactly.

01:50:45.440 So, that's, you know, that's the new thing.

01:50:49.720 Listen to this if you can.

01:50:52.360 If you can.

01:50:53.420 And if you die listening to this because it was just the straw that broke the camel's back, listen, I'm sorry.

01:50:57.660 But if it wasn't going to be this, it was going to be something else.

01:50:59.780 It would have been something tomorrow, the next day.

01:51:01.320 You were on your way out anyway.

01:51:02.980 All right?

01:51:03.320 So, I'm just sorry to see you go.

01:51:05.560 But, I mean, we all, you know, we're all going to go down sooner or later.

01:51:08.880 Right?

01:51:09.500 It's like war.

01:51:10.500 It's like, oh, yeah, I'm sorry.

01:51:11.660 It sucks to fucking, you know.

01:51:13.320 Ricky got killed.

01:51:15.760 But, I mean, we're all getting killed.

01:51:17.540 You know, this is his turn.

01:51:18.540 So, I mean, one of the young leaders was talking to me about climate mental health.

01:51:27.400 I said, tell me what's going on.

01:51:28.720 Oh.

01:51:30.260 My mental health is already.

01:51:31.480 Okay.

01:51:31.680 Maybe I do need this therapist, man.

01:51:33.220 This is getting bad.

01:51:34.120 With your peers.

01:51:35.380 Climate mental health.

01:51:37.460 And she talked.

01:51:38.460 I said, I think I understand that, but unpack it for me.

01:51:42.060 And she talked about how.

01:51:45.380 I've already processed this whole clip in my head.

01:51:47.720 But here's something else I want to talk about for a second.

01:51:52.340 This is the Vice President of the United States.

01:51:54.900 Talking serious.

01:51:55.900 Like, it's an act.

01:51:56.560 She doesn't give a fuck.

01:51:58.200 No successful or powerful person is interested in the thoughts of a 14-year-old.

01:52:03.440 Because 14-year-olds don't know anything.

01:52:05.860 Now, what they're doing is, and you're seeing a lot of this, they're liking to parade out these.

01:52:10.000 They like to use children as a propaganda prop.

01:52:11.940 The left loves doing this.

01:52:13.200 It's one of their favorite things to do.

01:52:16.420 Speaking of teenagers with fetal alcohol syndrome and so on, this is what they always do.

01:52:21.040 And there's other kids, too, that believe in other causes, but they have to be the right ones.

01:52:26.320 Children can be molded to believe anything.

01:52:28.960 They want to please their parents.

01:52:30.100 They want to please their teachers.

01:52:31.180 They want to please.

01:52:31.980 They want to feel like they're doing a good job.

01:52:34.040 They're on the right track.

01:52:34.680 They want positive reinforcement.

01:52:36.380 So wherever they get positive reinforcement, especially when you're a child, and you have no really will of your own yet, most of them.

01:52:41.780 You get some pretty strong-willed kids, but generally, they're still figuring things out.

01:52:45.540 They don't know, and they want to know, and they trust you, and they trust the system.

01:52:48.740 So they're just going to go with whatever.

01:52:51.840 You tell them there's a fucking spaghetti monster that flies around at nighttime, and it'll eat you if you're caught outside after midnight.

01:52:56.560 There's quite a large percentage of them will believe that for a while.

01:53:01.340 I mean, we do the whole Santa Claus thing, right?

01:53:03.180 The tooth fairy, you know?

01:53:04.680 They're kids!

01:53:06.140 You know?

01:53:06.800 We could keep that going.

01:53:08.140 Imagine if there was a society that just perpetuated this tooth fairy stuff, and like, well, into the...

01:53:11.780 Anyway, they like to trot them out as props and then be like, well, we should listen.

01:53:19.140 So they use them as a shield, and basically, they say, like, this child says these things that someone else had written for them, and someone else had basically coached them to say.

01:53:26.680 And then this politician will come and attach themselves to this, thereby, you know, kind of joining the two things in the minds of the viewer, so that if I, like, so someone like me says, you're a fucking retard, they deflect and make it look like I'm attacking children.

01:53:40.780 Or, oh, oh!

01:53:42.400 You know what I mean?

01:53:43.940 It's all psychology, and that's why they do it.

01:53:46.040 It has nothing to do with being honest or whatever.

01:53:48.360 I mean, who is interested?

01:53:49.860 Oh, well, this 14-year-old is a science project.

01:53:52.040 That's nice.

01:53:52.420 I don't care.

01:53:53.740 Good for them.

01:53:54.480 Tell them to get back to us in 25 to 30 years when they actually have reached expert level.

01:54:00.400 You're not an expert at anything, at teenage anything.

01:54:04.640 You don't know anything.

01:54:06.280 You're brand new.

01:54:07.380 You're right out of the package.

01:54:08.600 You still got packing grease on you, you know?

01:54:11.500 And we have world leaders sitting down like, yeah, tell us about the climate change, Greta.

01:54:17.080 Let me talk.

01:54:18.360 Oh, my goodness.

01:54:19.400 Yeah, there's tons of actual scientists you could talk to that are like, none of this makes sense.

01:54:23.200 But, no, no, we're going to listen to this teenager with Down syndrome instead.

01:54:27.760 Her peers are thinking about it.

01:54:30.840 One example is, you know, whether when they're...

01:54:33.460 She's selling the climate change agenda and pretending that she gives a shit.

01:54:36.920 And she's going to tell you about how afraid the children are.

01:54:39.300 Hide behind the...

01:54:40.140 Now we're using children as human shields again.

01:54:42.000 Good.

01:54:42.560 Already, could they start a family?

01:54:45.180 Yes.

01:54:46.600 Worried about what that would mean.

01:54:49.220 And the stress of it.

01:54:50.620 But they were talking about it in terms of their peers trying to figure out, you know,

01:54:55.580 they're going to have to get a job and they're going to have to make a living.

01:54:58.040 But what can they do and how can they adapt?

01:55:00.360 Not when AI replaces most of the jobs.

01:55:02.600 The education that they're having now to their activism.

01:55:06.920 Their activism.

01:55:07.960 Good.

01:55:08.260 So you've turned all the kids into activists.

01:55:09.820 Oh, yeah, you have done that.

01:55:11.080 That's for sure.

01:55:11.640 The reason they have all this anxiety and these problems is because, well, you're telling them that.

01:55:19.020 You're lying to them and telling them that the world's going to fucking end.

01:55:22.220 Which it isn't.

01:55:24.060 It's over now, actually.

01:55:26.480 Where is this?

01:55:28.160 Shit, I lost it.

01:55:29.100 Yeah, there it is.

01:55:35.780 She deleted the tweet, didn't she?

01:55:37.940 Where is it?

01:55:39.200 Where the fuck is it?

01:55:40.460 Why is there no screenshot of it?

01:55:44.220 Hmm.

01:55:48.140 Hurry up, computer.

01:55:50.260 Yeah, here it is.

01:55:51.040 So it's deleted the tweet, but top climate scientist is warning climate change will wipe out all of humanity unless we stop fossil fuels over the next five years.

01:55:59.760 This is the world-leading expert that presidents and prime ministers, everybody has to meet and talk.

01:56:05.240 Oh, Greta, she knows.

01:56:07.520 Yeah, we're all very still here.

01:56:11.060 Not only were you wrong, you were way off.

01:56:14.240 And nothing has happened in the past five years, actually.

01:56:19.420 No, but that was eight years.

01:56:20.180 They just do this to drum up fear and alarmism in ignorant people that don't know anything about the situation.

01:56:25.880 They blind...

01:56:26.440 This is the problem.

01:56:28.280 Children, young people, they grow up and believe the system.

01:56:31.640 They think the news is telling them the truth.

01:56:33.440 They think that politicians are honest.

01:56:35.400 Or they may instinctively not believe that.

01:56:38.000 That's even worse.

01:56:39.440 I'm like, hey, do you think the government lies?

01:56:41.180 I'm like, oh, yeah, of course.

01:56:42.540 Do you think the news tells the truth?

01:56:43.680 Oh, fuck no.

01:56:44.280 But then, all you do is sprinkle in a little bit of doubt and fear with some kind of crisis or some kind of...

01:56:50.980 They err on the side of caution always, and that is to agree with whatever the confident people in the room are saying.

01:56:57.480 And right now, it's these fucking idiots.

01:56:59.600 So they just support whatever they say.

01:57:01.180 They believe it because they think they're good.

01:57:07.460 Well, why would they lie?

01:57:08.820 Because they're evil.

01:57:11.700 And they're making a shitload of money to do it.

01:57:15.000 They're making money hand over fist, dude.

01:57:18.500 All these farms that are getting bankrupted, you know they're getting bought up for pennies on the dollar, right?

01:57:22.800 All these houses, like they're just...

01:57:26.180 Banks run the world.

01:57:29.360 Bankers own the world.

01:57:30.900 The most powerful...

01:57:31.840 The kings of this earth are not presidents.

01:57:34.780 They're not prime ministers.

01:57:35.880 They are bank owners.

01:57:37.720 They own the banks.

01:57:39.840 And they own everything.

01:57:42.440 Because everything belongs to the bank.

01:57:45.700 And, you know, the funny thing about the bank, you know, being...

01:57:49.580 Running the world and everything, is that it doesn't...

01:57:52.360 It's not putting premiums or vast penalties on buying property or insuring properties in places like...

01:57:58.440 Well, you know, that would be underwater in so many years because of the climate alarmism and all of this.

01:58:03.680 And they're not selling land at a premium in places like, you know, way above sea level, the Rocky Mountains and so on.

01:58:10.200 In fact, everything financially is the same as it's always been.

01:58:14.000 And billionaires are still buying oceanfront property.

01:58:17.420 And all that land and all those building projects and permits, they're all still being insured by the banks.

01:58:23.340 So I guess if for these people to be right, that would mean that the bankers who have more power than anyone on earth

01:58:31.880 and employ this literally limitless wealth in order to stay in power are just winging it as far as the climate change things go.

01:58:41.080 And they just don't have access to the same kind of tools and information that Greta Thunberg does.

01:58:47.420 They just don't know what she knows.

01:58:49.620 They just are incapable.

01:58:50.600 They wouldn't bother spending money to, you know, do market research into things like this to, you know, protect their capital and their investments.

01:58:58.660 No, they would never do that.

01:59:00.200 They just wing it.

01:59:01.480 They don't do things like that.

01:59:02.940 Of course they're being incredibly sarcastic.

01:59:04.540 Of course they would.

01:59:05.740 And this is a hard and fast rule.

01:59:08.420 Just quick and dirty.

01:59:09.360 It's never going to be 100% right all the time.

01:59:11.600 But as a general rule, if you don't know what to do, if you're confused, what are the richest people in the world doing?

01:59:20.300 Geez, I don't know.

01:59:21.360 Should we – is gold a good investment right now?

01:59:24.520 Should we buy gold?

01:59:25.480 I don't know.

01:59:25.900 I really don't know what to do.

01:59:26.920 What are all the rich investment bankers of the world doing?

01:59:30.280 What are they doing?

01:59:31.280 Oh, they're stocking up on gold like never before in history and not saying anything about it.

01:59:36.160 I should probably do the same then because they have access to the most means of power available.

01:59:43.000 So if anybody is making the most informed decisions based upon anticipation of the future, it's the fucking bank, dude.

01:59:50.460 It's the fucking bank.

01:59:51.800 Like, notice how they're selling off all the – oh, they're not selling off oceanfront property at a discount price because they know it's worthless.

01:59:59.320 In fact, the opposite is happening.

02:00:00.560 So I'm just going to go out on a fucking limb and say I'm pretty confident nothing's going to happen.

02:00:05.660 Pretty sure you're full of shit because these people are – I mean, they will kill children to save a dollar, but this they don't have a hand in.

02:00:14.620 Okay.

02:00:14.960 You know, and I took that from a guy who's a – an American billionaire was talking about this, and he's like, you know, it's common sense.

02:00:28.600 It's just basic logic.

02:00:31.380 So you have all these rich, powerful people with access to, like – I mean, if anyone is able to predict the future as much as humanly possible, it's them.

02:00:39.960 They have access – all the AI programs they have now.

02:00:42.720 How many people work for them, how many people they've bought off, and how many different industries, the amount of access to information, the spying they've probably got a hold of.

02:00:52.880 They know everything there is to know.

02:00:54.620 Everything that's humanly possible to know these people have access to, and they just missed the boat on the whole climate change thing.

02:01:00.800 Whoops.

02:01:01.880 I guess they're just going to practice ruinous business policy that will have them lose everything and go completely under and destroy the earth.

02:01:09.040 You know, because there'll be chaos and total systemic collapse.

02:01:12.320 They just weren't as smart as Greta Thunberg.

02:01:14.900 They just didn't know what a teenager with fetal alcohol syndrome knew.

02:01:18.560 That's all.

02:01:19.400 That's what it is.

02:01:21.140 You stupid fucks.

02:01:23.520 We're hurting.

02:01:24.840 I got hurt.

02:01:25.900 Gen Z reports mental health hurt by climate change.

02:01:28.720 Again, all that stuff I said about the softest generations, that was clear – I was clearly misguided there.

02:01:33.100 People are incurring physical harm.

02:01:37.360 You know, mental health are being damaged because all of this hysteria.

02:01:42.940 Oh, my God.

02:01:44.780 Most young Canadians say their mental health is upset by the threat of climate change.

02:01:50.860 What are you teaching them in school?

02:01:51.920 I mean, I know you're teaching them that men and women are the same thing and you can cut your dick off and be healthy and happy and so on.

02:01:56.740 So I know you're insane.

02:01:58.060 So I'm probably – you probably are teaching them that the world's going to be over imminently and it's all your parents' fault and you need to go out and protest.

02:02:04.320 And you need to go be a communist or else the world's going to end.

02:02:10.200 All of these high school, university activist clubs, they're all left-wing.

02:02:16.840 They're all communist, Marxist-based, every single one of them.

02:02:22.240 I don't know if it's Marxist or Marxism.ca.

02:02:24.920 There's a very, very well-funded, well-organized, very well-supported communist movement in Canada.

02:02:32.000 It's in every university.

02:02:35.680 If you go to the hate network, the Canadian anti-hate network they call themselves, but they're a nefarious, malevolent government force funded by the government.

02:02:46.340 They're aligned with Antifa.

02:02:47.640 If you actually go and sign up for their newsletter, it gives you the Marxist fight-back newsletter, which is geared toward university-aged high school going into university-aged children and kids.

02:02:59.080 Telling them all about the wonders of communism.

02:03:02.960 And this is one of the things they're doing.

02:03:05.480 So if you're confused as to where all this is happening, where this is coming from, it's in the universities.

02:03:10.720 And there are communists brainwashing kids in universities who trust them to tell them the truth,

02:03:15.060 telling them complete and total fucking lies for the political points, for the political power.

02:03:18.700 They're essentially recruiting in these schools to bolster their ranks of disaffected street-thug retards to then deploy for political ends.

02:03:27.300 Like, where do these people come from that are blocking railroad tracks and building chas and doing...

02:03:31.980 This is where.

02:03:32.840 This is where they find them.

02:03:34.100 This is where they groom them.

02:03:35.320 And this is where they make them.

02:03:36.940 In a report from Lakehead University, 8 in 10 Canadians, aged 16 to 25, said climate change impacts their mental health.

02:03:43.780 Holy shit.

02:03:46.640 Evidence increasingly illustrates that young people are particularly vulnerable.

02:03:49.200 Well, why not?

02:03:49.920 I mean, they're all trans now anyway.

02:03:51.600 So, I mean, I don't want to read any more of it.

02:03:54.820 It's embarrassing.

02:03:56.440 It's embarrassing to be a part of this.

02:03:58.080 It's embarrassing to live here.

02:04:01.780 Deanna 01 says, driving back to Nova Scotia late June, only for a visit, though.

02:04:06.020 Can't wait to see all my woke family and friends.

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02:05:17.300 Oh no, it's happened again, hasn't it?

02:05:35.920 Why does this keep happening?

02:05:37.900 And for how long?

02:05:40.520 Hang on.

02:05:41.080 Let's turn this down.

02:05:44.320 These fucking things.

02:05:45.580 How?

02:05:45.900 Well, now you're just going to get to see it.

02:05:51.660 How's that?

02:05:53.660 What is, what is happening?

02:05:55.100 Stop this.

02:05:56.720 Fucking.

02:05:58.860 I got to get this off my screen.

02:06:01.040 That can happen anytime.

02:06:02.400 I can, I can do that to you anytime I want to.

02:06:04.220 So just keep that in mind.

02:06:08.340 Jenstein says, I'm a doctor.

02:06:09.500 I can help you.

02:06:10.160 No, no, you can't.

02:06:11.200 No one is.

02:06:19.060 No one's qualified.

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02:06:22.400 The world is ending.

02:06:23.240 Well, exactly.

02:06:24.000 It's already over.

02:06:25.820 You know, I'm trying to keep my soul as intact as possible.

02:06:28.660 I might as well just ride her out to the end, you know.

02:06:31.560 Might as well just keep coasting.

02:06:32.860 So, Sertosa has been working on catching up on streams.

02:06:35.920 I mean, it is, it would be work, isn't it?

02:06:39.020 I missed, there's not enough hours in the day.

02:06:40.980 No, there's not.

02:06:41.680 I tried to take time off and I was like, whee!

02:06:43.980 So I can't, apparently.

02:06:45.320 You have to.

02:06:47.060 This is a lot, this is 60 hours a week doing this.

02:06:52.640 Missed the chat and seeing you live, but got to better myself.

02:06:55.800 Good, I'm glad you are.

02:06:56.620 He says, it's a constant uphill battle.

02:06:57.860 Here's 20.

02:06:58.460 Go buy that milkshake and get yourself a Sunday too that you mentioned the other day.

02:07:01.920 Oh, I've been metaphorically pounding milkshakes.

02:07:05.260 But I'm, you know, also trying to get back in shape so I'm not actually eating too much garbage.

02:07:09.980 But I will.

02:07:10.420 I think, you know what?

02:07:10.900 I should.

02:07:12.080 I just did legs, you know?

02:07:16.500 Treat yourself.

02:07:17.400 Get a milkshake.

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02:07:27.000 Ramthro says, you're muted and showing terrifying images.

02:07:29.000 I don't know why that happened.

02:07:30.100 I have to keep a constant eye on it.

02:07:31.680 It just does, for no reason, on its own.

02:07:34.600 Sometimes.

02:07:35.820 Just decides, nope.

02:07:37.920 I'm just going to turn the sound off.

02:07:39.920 Because I'm a gremlin.

02:07:40.460 I love how the camera keeps glitching their faces to show them as the goblins there.

02:07:46.200 I don't know what's going on there.

02:07:47.060 That's something with the rendering and the software.

02:07:50.620 It gets worse better, says Madame Breezy.

02:07:53.000 I don't know what that means.

02:07:53.920 It just, maybe it does.

02:07:56.200 Koof Spreader says, would you accept an invitation to the union of the unwanted if asked?

02:08:00.480 What does that mean?

02:08:01.420 The union of the unwanted?

02:08:02.780 I don't know what that is.

02:08:03.680 I'm definitely unwanted.

02:08:04.980 There's a union of unwanted people?

02:08:06.840 I thought that was just called Diagalon.

02:08:08.280 Madame Breezy says, it puts the lotion on its skin.

02:08:12.200 It gets the hose again.

02:08:13.940 Put it in the basket.

02:08:15.920 Precious!

02:08:18.600 Precious!

02:08:19.760 The movie was so fucking creepy.

02:08:22.220 But that's transphobic now.

02:08:23.640 You can't be creeped out by that.

02:08:26.200 That obviously disturbing character.

02:08:28.000 I mean, that movie's canceled now, right?

02:08:31.060 You guys are going to run out of things to cancel.

02:08:33.120 Because you're offended by everything.

02:08:34.380 Eventually, you will run out.

02:08:36.400 Yeah, they will eventually eat themselves.

02:08:38.440 What else?

02:08:39.200 Other, okay.

02:08:41.160 Yeah, the Beijing.

02:08:42.660 Well, there are some.

02:08:43.560 There are some of these guys telling the truth.

02:08:45.900 Very rarely.

02:08:47.000 But this guy I've never seen before.

02:08:49.560 I don't think he's ever been asked a question ever.

02:08:52.440 And I feel, and he's a liberal member of, so he's a liberal, you know, member of parliament.

02:09:00.280 I feel like, I watched this earlier.

02:09:05.340 I did watch this one.

02:09:06.480 And I feel like he's walking away, you know?

02:09:09.160 They're coming up to answer questions.

02:09:10.120 And he's probably one of these guys that never, ever does.

02:09:12.600 He's like, who cares?

02:09:13.540 You know, I'm just here to.

02:09:14.460 And he's like, you know what?

02:09:15.360 No.

02:09:16.420 Fuck it.

02:09:17.200 I don't care.

02:09:17.640 I'm burning this place down.

02:09:18.800 Who gives a shit?

02:09:19.420 I don't care anymore.

02:09:20.160 He doesn't even care.

02:09:21.540 So I'm going to make sure that, now let's check the volume on everything.

02:09:25.060 Okay.

02:09:25.440 Listen to this.

02:09:26.120 Questions being raised now about what the government knew about foreign interests.

02:09:29.880 Well, my views are that this is far larger than Canada, that the government of China is.

02:09:38.680 What kind of pin is he wearing?

02:09:39.520 It looks like a Canadian Forces pin, I'm pretty sure.

02:09:42.920 It looks like it.

02:09:45.080 Not that why that matters, but interesting.

02:09:47.040 Anyway.

02:09:47.680 Yeah, he's very concerned about it.

02:09:49.660 His own government.

02:09:50.200 His name's cut off at the bottom.

02:09:52.120 He's a liberal member of the parliament.

02:09:53.940 This is far larger.

02:09:56.160 That Canada, that the government of China is an existential threat to Canada on a multiplicity

02:10:03.300 of levels.

02:10:04.180 Yep.

02:10:04.560 Sure is.

02:10:06.140 Is your government doing enough to deal with that, to confront it?

02:10:09.240 Well, it's not for me to say.

02:10:12.460 Did you see his face?

02:10:14.780 Is your government doing enough?

02:10:15.980 And he's like, die.

02:10:16.920 He, it's written all over his face what this guy really feels.

02:10:20.900 You know, it's a fucking disaster.

02:10:23.140 It's the big, this is the biggest scandal in Canadian political history.

02:10:27.380 Essentially, our government's under the control of another country.

02:10:30.300 Like, it's pretty much impossible to avoid now.

02:10:33.060 A conservative member was just caught recently.

02:10:35.060 What did I say?

02:10:35.780 I told you.

02:10:36.560 They would start coming out, didn't I?

02:10:39.540 I told you they were inviting it.

02:10:41.020 They're inviting it.

02:10:41.680 They're going to take the whole ship down.

02:10:43.800 You know?

02:10:45.020 Oh, the Beijing government.

02:10:46.420 Oh, that's right.

02:10:47.380 Oh, maybe that's it.

02:10:48.320 Okay, so it's, maybe, maybe it's just Beijing that's bad, but China good, since the Chinese

02:10:55.980 also give money and support to conservatives as well.

02:10:58.740 And it's just Beijing that's, maybe that's why PP's doing it.

02:11:02.040 Oh, I see.

02:11:03.380 It's just something, the whole city of Beijing is just odious, I guess.

02:11:08.380 So stupid.

02:11:09.180 It's not for me to say.

02:11:10.840 Well, you're a member of the governing caucus, aren't you?

02:11:13.360 The caucus.

02:11:14.520 But the, I think we need as a nation to come to grips with the desire of the government of

02:11:22.300 China to turn us all in the basal states.

02:11:26.040 I don't think we have.

02:11:27.220 So you think the public inquiry is warranted, then?

02:11:29.940 No, I don't know.

02:11:31.220 I think we need to think our way through this.

02:11:33.680 Why?

02:11:36.080 What's the risk of an inquiry?

02:11:37.180 What kind of question is this?

02:11:40.600 I think we need to think our way through this very, very carefully.

02:11:43.460 I agree, sir.

02:11:44.500 This is the most reasonable response I've heard yet from this random old guy who's like,

02:11:50.000 this is an existential threat to our country on every level, and we need to think about

02:11:53.160 this very carefully.

02:11:54.120 Why?

02:11:55.260 Why, though?

02:11:56.460 Like, can you, like, say, like, why?

02:11:58.920 I feel like he seems, he's probably, he looks like he's already had a couple of drinks, and

02:12:04.560 I can't blame him.

02:12:05.600 I would be probably having a couple of rum and cokes throughout the day if I had to do

02:12:08.500 his job, too.

02:12:09.600 Because how can you do this?

02:12:10.740 How can you possibly?

02:12:12.480 Have you seen the alcohol budget these people go through in Ottawa?

02:12:15.380 It's insane.

02:12:16.340 The biggest alcoholics in the country are professional politicians and cops and so on.

02:12:20.200 Ottawa, there's more booze thrown through that city than anywhere in this country.

02:12:22.960 I don't blame him, you know?

02:12:25.900 Just to be there is like, there's like a fog or like a, like the air is different.

02:12:32.460 It's like, there's, I think there's a lot of sodomy going on as well, so I think there's

02:12:36.820 actually particulate matter in the air itself just from so much, you know, it's, anyway,

02:12:43.680 there's the water, the whole place is just, you know, it's not quite Mordor, but it's like,

02:12:49.380 I don't feel well, you know, just being there.

02:12:51.420 And you feel better once you've left city limits, but once you enter the air, the closer

02:12:55.180 you get to the downtown core of Ottawa, you start sweating, you start like, you start

02:12:59.340 seeing new colors you've never seen before that don't exist anywhere else in nature.

02:13:02.960 Like, what the fuck is going on?

02:13:04.180 There's weird animals that don't exist anywhere.

02:13:07.140 It's like, you get closer.

02:13:08.380 I think inside, that's why I don't let anybody inside Parliament anymore.

02:13:10.800 I think there's like, actually just like the eye of Sauron black hole, just, shit's just

02:13:15.920 emanating out of it.

02:13:16.820 This guy's like, I just, I don't know, I got a few more years so I can retire.

02:13:23.360 Hey, do you think China's like bad and stuff?

02:13:26.080 Uh, yeah, it's an existential threat to the country, obviously, fucking dumb bitch.

02:13:30.540 Yeah, we should probably think about this very carefully.

02:13:32.580 Uh, like, why?

02:13:33.820 Oh, well, let me, why would we think about an existential, oh my God.

02:13:37.840 Yeah, I'd be knocking him back too, buddy.

02:13:41.060 It's an existential threat that we've never, ever faced before on a multiplicity of levels.

02:13:47.340 It sounds like you're saying it's more of a problem in terms of the election and the

02:13:50.620 democratic process than the...

02:13:52.000 It's more than the election.

02:13:54.180 She's so dumb and this guy's so annoyed having to talk to a stupid person.

02:13:57.920 I love, this is an amazing exchange.

02:13:59.540 It's at the universities, it's at the police stations, it's at the Confucius Institutes,

02:14:05.380 it's at the exploitation of resources, it's at...

02:14:08.460 It's everywhere.

02:14:09.820 He gets it.

02:14:11.160 It's at, it's literally everywhere.

02:14:12.860 They're, we're fucking filthy with it.

02:14:14.220 This guy's basically, like, what, hey, Canada, what do you need to see?

02:14:17.860 What do you need to hear?

02:14:18.740 This is one of the only, you have to give it to him.

02:14:21.140 He's one of theirs, liberal ministers, but he's like, somebody put a camera in his face

02:14:26.100 and said, hey, what's going on?

02:14:27.060 He told the truth.

02:14:27.820 It's, it's an existential threat to the country.

02:14:31.220 We're filthy with it everywhere, you know, and we need to really take, we need to be

02:14:37.700 very, very smart about what we do next because, because the ramifications of which, of making

02:14:42.040 a mistake is what he means to not do the correct thing now and not think this through and make

02:14:48.300 absolutely certain you make the right, could literally end up in the, in the death of the

02:14:51.460 country.

02:14:51.760 Like, we'll never get it back.

02:14:52.720 If this is, if this was at stake and we back the wrong person, we make the wrong call, we

02:14:58.400 investigate the wrong thing, we do anything wrong, this grip on the country that the Chinese

02:15:03.700 have turned, could become a stranglehold, you see?

02:15:06.640 And then once you're, once you're in that fucking rear naked choke, there's nowhere to go but

02:15:11.680 right to sleep.

02:15:12.920 Shh, shh.

02:15:14.100 Just comb the hair back and just really sink it in there.

02:15:17.200 There you go.

02:15:17.980 Oh, oh, is that CESA's trying to, no, no, no, just back to sleep there.

02:15:24.380 And that's it.

02:15:25.280 And you don't ever come out of that.

02:15:26.980 Because what are you going to do?

02:15:27.820 You're going to vote somebody in?

02:15:28.780 You don't run the country?

02:15:29.500 We don't run the country anymore.

02:15:30.580 They do.

02:15:31.460 They decide what happens now.

02:15:35.780 I, I can't over, I, like, what do you, what do you need to hear?

02:15:41.200 How much, how much more evidence does there need to be that we're in serious fucking territory?

02:15:46.120 I mean, how much have we seen from the Chinese in the past five years?

02:15:50.080 Like, they're in the military, they're into the police, they're into the prime minister's

02:15:54.620 office, they're into every federal party, they're into the media.

02:16:01.560 Seems like there's nothing they're not into, actually.

02:16:05.820 He seemed to be of the same mind that this is a very serious problem.

02:16:09.720 But, you know, let's see what the, well, I'm sure the government's taking it very seriously,

02:16:13.760 especially the people at the top.

02:16:14.700 It's not just him.

02:16:16.340 It's not just one lone voice in the wilderness.

02:16:18.580 Like, you can feel the defeat on him.

02:16:21.140 I want that interview to keep going.

02:16:22.840 I want to ask the rest of the questions.

02:16:25.200 Do you think anything's going to be done?

02:16:26.800 Oh, well, geez, you know, it's not for me to say, you know.

02:16:33.980 What do you think's going to happen next?

02:16:35.520 A lot of people wasting time and deflecting and not getting to the root of the problem,

02:16:42.240 which threatens our very existence as a nation.

02:16:44.800 I think that should probably be cause for alarm, but I've got to go back to my Glenn Fittich

02:16:52.040 bottle.

02:16:52.480 I'll be, I'll have a good day, everybody.

02:16:54.020 I love it.

02:16:58.920 We're going to, we're, we're doing a double, a double downer.

02:17:02.000 We're going back, going back and getting another, a twofer.

02:17:05.420 Fucking war campaign is all over my fucking life today.

02:17:08.920 When will a registry be up and running?

02:17:11.220 As soon as we can have this consultation, continue the debate with our parliamentarians,

02:17:15.320 put forward a bill that is respectful of the various perspectives and advice that we

02:17:19.980 receive from Canadians.

02:17:21.160 I haven't watched this clip yet either.

02:17:24.700 So all I know is he's called it stalling tactics and it's, yeah, I'm interested to see

02:17:33.440 as I go through this, my initial reaction.

02:17:35.540 I wonder if it's the same as his, his own video.

02:17:37.440 When will a registry be up and running?

02:17:39.780 So, so there's a, they're asking about a foreign lobbyist registration because there's,

02:17:45.120 there isn't one apparently there's just foreigners with money into the pockets of every powerful

02:17:50.120 person in this country.

02:17:51.320 Can you throw pharmaceutical companies on that list while you're at it?

02:17:54.360 Cause there was a few dozen of them just in Nova Scotia lobbying for these fucking death,

02:17:59.500 death poisons you've been giving people.

02:18:02.080 So if you, if you could look into it or not, you know, maybe just one.

02:18:07.440 Can we at least just tackle one massive instance of corruption at a time?

02:18:10.880 I'll, I'll take that.

02:18:11.800 I'll be okay with that.

02:18:13.480 So the registry, let's see.

02:18:15.080 As soon as we can have this consultation, continue the debate with our parliamentarians,

02:18:19.160 put forward a bill.

02:18:20.540 They always do this too.

02:18:21.600 You can't see it cause my face is in the way.

02:18:23.160 There's always, again, the goblinism is coming out.

02:18:25.860 There's always someone just off screen, like just in frame, nodding along with whoever

02:18:32.600 is on frame to, to reinforce the, like you're seeing them.

02:18:36.540 And then it's like, well, if you don't believe me, look at this person who's clearly agreeing.

02:18:40.840 There's people around me that are shaking their heads in agreement.

02:18:43.800 That's the, they do it on purpose.

02:18:46.240 It's insulting.

02:18:47.320 It pisses me off.

02:18:48.360 That they do like, there's nothing real about any of it.

02:18:55.660 It's also fake.

02:18:56.720 They're the fakest fucking people in the world.

02:18:58.520 And that's why not, you know, when you're the opposite, you try to be one of the most

02:19:02.120 real people in the world.

02:19:03.500 Oh, they hate that.

02:19:04.940 There's nothing more hated than that.

02:19:07.660 Sometimes they crucify people like that, actually.

02:19:09.640 But, uh, you know, most people don't understand that reference because, uh, the ones that

02:19:16.180 pretend to don't even read their own books.

02:19:17.660 That is respectful of the various perspectives and advice that we receive from Canadians.

02:19:21.900 The United States, Australia already have a foreign influence registry.

02:19:27.820 Yeah.

02:19:28.400 I can't believe we don't have one.

02:19:31.040 That's, that's fucking insane.

02:19:33.380 Like that's one of those things you assume.

02:19:36.260 It's like what you don't have, you don't have insurance.

02:19:39.640 On your house, your fucking house, your house is your biggest investment.

02:19:44.620 Any most 99% of normal people are going to ever have.

02:19:48.580 And you don't have insurance on it.

02:19:50.760 Oh, you just didn't see that.

02:19:52.320 Whoa.

02:19:52.800 Like, I didn't think I had to ask that, but apparently Canada is just like, oh yeah, no,

02:19:56.420 we have literally no, there's no foreign lobbyists tracking or monitoring or fucking anything

02:20:05.360 at all.

02:20:06.420 Every dollar donated to these political parties could be coming from Tel Aviv for all we know.

02:20:11.740 We have no fucking.

02:20:16.020 Did you not notice when every other country was like, we should probably implement one

02:20:19.960 of those just again in Canada was like, nah, we're pretty, we're, we're trying to sell this

02:20:23.800 place off.

02:20:24.300 If we don't want to, we don't want to make it harder to sell pieces of Canada to foreign

02:20:28.800 interests.

02:20:29.560 It's what we do.

02:20:30.340 It's what the government's for.

02:20:31.960 My God.

02:20:33.160 For the next election.

02:20:33.740 Well, I appreciate now that you've pressed on it.

02:20:35.720 I, and I understand that this is urgent, but I, what I'm, what I'm trying to underscore

02:20:39.160 is that even as we are having this conversation, the government has been vigilant.

02:20:44.100 As I have said now on a number of occasions, we're looking forward to having a consultation

02:20:51.720 starts today.

02:20:53.420 There's a, I think a very focused timeline.

02:20:55.420 And then from there, and then from there, we hope to, to be able to have next steps.

02:20:59.740 In my opinion, it's a priority to get this up before the next election.

02:21:03.940 I'm announcing the launch of consultations to guide how we will set up a new foreign influence

02:21:08.760 transparency registry in Canada.

02:21:10.900 We have a web portal that has been set up where Canadians will be able to start to submit

02:21:15.100 their ideas.

02:21:16.240 So consultations and a web portal where you can submit your comments.

02:21:33.940 Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.

02:22:03.940 i saw i like are you can't are you fucking for real i'm crying look at my

02:22:11.340 oh web portal we're gonna fucking ask you what you want to do

02:22:19.880 oh wow i can't wait until this comes out i need to be in on this you want you want ideas do you

02:22:33.940 oh geez it seems as though foreigners are buying up a guy hmm we need to stop this but but how do you

02:22:44.260 have an idea what the fuck dude oh my god what yeah so like i just think that like there should

02:22:57.100 be a big net you know to like catch all a big net okay yeah what about you sir what do you think

02:23:03.680 fucking how she's done in the fucking double johns boy she just fucking hold the boys

02:23:08.140 accountable you know what i mean you fucking has has to fucking head her out back down to the

02:23:11.760 fucking smokejacks and that's what she you got to fucking do you got to fucking lay her out you

02:23:15.500 know what i'm saying no i have no idea but very good idea what about what about you climate change

02:23:23.480 is real we need to act and yeah what what are you two

02:23:27.940 the only time

02:23:41.560 like

02:23:43.940 do you remember when the united kingdom was it would they wanted to launch a it was a ferry

02:23:50.300 somewhere like over the thames river or something and i don't know where it doesn't matter where it

02:23:54.180 was but they left it up to they're like well we'll let the public name the boat we'll see what they

02:23:58.020 suggest you know what you know what won the competition boaty mcboat face yeah uh they didn't

02:24:07.280 end up naming the boat that but that is what the people wanted they wanted boaty mcboat face

02:24:11.320 so we might as well if they want people's ideas and suggestions i say we give them some i think i

02:24:17.700 think that we need um well trebuchets has been possible positive pop ball

02:24:21.760 trebuchets have been popular around here maybe that could be a form of deterrence we could propose that

02:24:29.500 uh for example as a deterrent anyone caught under this you know new you know in violation of the

02:24:35.940 rules of this new registry we fire them into the pacific ocean on a trebuchet you know we should

02:24:40.200 why not hey he wanted ideas he didn't say he wanted good ideas he didn't say he wanted relevant ideas

02:24:45.980 he just said he wanted a web portal to ask you know those people in meth trailers i was talking

02:24:52.540 about earlier yeah he wants their opinion on how this should work

02:24:55.420 oh my god i i there's 20 seconds left of this and it's just a trash can i just paused it randomly

02:25:09.080 and that's what it paused on a picture of the actual country of canada in a photo look at that

02:25:14.680 there's all there that's

02:25:17.220 that's what he's those are his ideas that's mental marco's idea pile and he doesn't have any

02:25:27.480 so he's like oh geez he's writing them down you know he's like oh what if i put like what if i

02:25:34.580 made a big fence okay so like we got canada in the middle and like we build that's my idea we'll

02:25:43.880 build a fence around it you so there's like you know is is that stupid what about what about

02:25:54.060 so this this is not an accidental shot they're just he's out of he doesn't have any ideas he

02:26:00.960 tried he tried his little hardest with his little tiny brain to come up with but he's really out of

02:26:05.860 ideas guys so the government's gonna launch a web portal well you where you can you know undo

02:26:12.100 mental marco's fucking mistakes and clean up this trash pile of where he tried to come up with an

02:26:17.580 idea of how to do this but he's just can't he needs your help he needs your help everyone it's time to

02:26:23.900 be a hero again canada no we don't want you to roll up your sleeve yet well i mean we did order 90

02:26:29.540 million more doses so i assume that will they'll try to make money on that at some stage but i mean

02:26:34.340 they did already they've already got our money but maybe not but we need more we need more heroes

02:26:39.600 and we need heroes to to apparently draft government policy because the people we pay

02:26:44.940 massive subs of money to draft government policy don't know how to draft government policy they

02:26:50.160 need your help they need your for free unpaid highly taxed into oblivion inability to provide

02:26:57.360 for your own family help they need your help they need your help to fix this trash can scenario

02:27:02.860 because he doesn't fucking know how to do it holy fucking dog shit that ah ah i'm going to have a

02:27:10.880 heart attack one of these days it's not look this is a smaller can i've downgraded to smaller cans

02:27:17.240 for my own safety i wasn't aware of that i didn't watch this ahead of time i kind of wish i did now

02:27:24.200 because this is eating up an insane amount of time and i have to punish you guys now

02:27:28.020 i wonder if you unrolled these what they would look like especially during the trucker convoy the

02:27:39.320 whole thing was probably overflowing and it's just different drawings of like the diagonalon flag

02:27:45.560 and like you know swords going out he's like i don't know you know

02:27:49.500 there's a there's a picture of of what they settled on someone drew a cartoon of a horse just

02:27:58.040 stepping on a woman's face and the and the prime minister's office was like oh yeah that one that's

02:28:01.900 a great idea let's do that one okay all right i'm i can't say i promise i'm done because there's

02:28:08.300 there's 20 more 20

02:28:10.640 24 that happened you just you just saw that's how good i am at math that's how long it took me to

02:28:20.020 figure out 24 more seconds of this i want to say i promise i'm not going to go off on another

02:28:25.720 fucking 15 minute tirade about something insane because i i think he's maxed out i i don't think

02:28:32.760 he can say anything else even dumber than that but i i i don't know you just you don't know you

02:28:40.060 know it's like having food poisoning it's like i think i'm done shitting my pants but i i i don't

02:28:46.380 want to be too far away from a bathroom though either you know which will go into the circular

02:28:51.080 file will this prevent the chinese government-run police stations that the rcp is investigating

02:28:56.180 i love dude the trash can thing bro that was brilliant that's fucking that's one of the funniest

02:29:00.940 things i've seen in a while oh that hurt i think i fucking pulled a muscle in my abdomen

02:29:08.340 just no back right now i think that's a very fair question and it is i need to hear the question

02:29:13.160 again i wasn't paying attention i was i was in pain patients that the rcp is investigating in

02:29:17.500 kebec right now i think that's a very fair question and it is important i think to underline that

02:29:22.640 while this is a tool that we hope to set up it is just that it is one tool so no it won't prevent

02:29:29.920 the chinese police stations yay for that okay thanks a lot when will a registry be up and running

02:29:38.020 wow he has some funny clips dude check those guys out war campaign he's on youtube i don't know what

02:29:43.720 the telegram page is that i stole it from but it's it's on there and then we got that guy the you know

02:29:49.300 the rum and coked out liberal uh member who's just like she's all gone boys you know

02:29:55.940 i you know what i want that i want that i would rather have trailer park boys as parliament in

02:30:05.320 this country it would give canada way more character it would be way more honest and i bet you i bet you

02:30:11.260 would be a massive improvement this whole fake decorum thing is fucking bullshit and all it does

02:30:17.100 is provide the framework for these people to fucking hide you know you don't get these kinds

02:30:22.520 of guys come in there and just rip them a new one and tear them apart and you know i mean oh

02:30:26.740 microaggressions no fuck all that i want to see no holds barred street fight level fucking no eye

02:30:32.540 gouging and no biting each other in the dick that's it everything else is good let's go you know wild west

02:30:39.120 i want to see fistfights break out like i do in other countries you know why because at least i know

02:30:47.700 those people give a shit at the very least you don't get in a fistfight over something if you

02:30:51.620 don't give a shit these people are fucking half asleep they're all sitting around taking turns

02:30:55.880 getting rich on our on our dime and this guy's you know minister can you tell us uh

02:31:06.240 just already has it is just drinking his scotch she's uh she's all fucked up boys

02:31:13.040 yeah you toronto sun guy

02:31:16.900 you have any comments on the state how many chinese police stations are there are they still

02:31:23.340 operating to this day couldn't tell you but uh it's probably i mean well we fucking how many

02:31:29.300 did we find like nine or ten something like that so there's probably and it's the chinese right so

02:31:34.380 we fucking found 10 that means there's at least 100 maybe thousand i mean so there's probably

02:31:39.200 maybe every police station chinese i don't rightly know to tell you tell you the truth but

02:31:43.220 yeah over there who are you western standard

02:31:49.660 do you think there's any hope any of this is ever going to get better fuck no but no

02:31:55.380 no i would uh i would you know try and get another passport for another country if you can just as

02:32:02.980 backup because like you know i'm sitting here in these rooms i'm listing these ideas and fucking you

02:32:08.100 know mike mike over there he's just drawing pictures on a on a notepad and he gets angry

02:32:13.900 with himself and he crinkles it up and hits it on himself in the head and throws in the trash can

02:32:17.120 next to him he's got a fucking panel he's out asking kids outside they had a lemonade stand he's

02:32:21.840 like i look like successful business people and he's asking them how to solve his problems he's

02:32:25.760 literally consulting children at a lemonade stand right now right now as go look out the window if

02:32:30.180 you don't believe me he's he's the guy down there with no pants on i don't know i've never seen him

02:32:36.640 wear pants this is canada what do you what do you think this is oh no america's down there

02:32:43.080 this is the dot this is the rc cola version of the united states not even that of england of it

02:32:50.460 we're like the

02:32:51.160 canada is like the extra parts that you know when they built the united kingdom in england there's

02:32:59.520 like extra parts left over and then like australia and the united states and there's just like

02:33:04.820 leftovers we just took we just like there is that a country not really that's basically what we got

02:33:11.340 all the leftover discarded extra spare pieces from other countries that we just you know and we're

02:33:17.960 barely we're barely you know it's not enough to get like a copyright lawsuit that we're just

02:33:23.100 impersonating another country it's just you know what i mean like right on the edge it's like no name

02:33:26.940 brand cheese you're like i'm pretty sure that's my cheese but whatever it's garbage anyway it's just

02:33:32.300 here to be eaten you know just eat it it's for crackers at a birthday party you know we're not

02:33:38.140 we're not hosting the you know king of england you know a real country it's canada just put the no

02:33:43.700 name who cares be glad we can even afford cheese with the cost of milk the way it is oh my god

02:33:50.240 blam says i've seen a lot of alcoholics in my day that guy hits the sauce

02:33:55.100 he had a he had a little buzz on i think i'll give him this he is behind enemy lines and speaking

02:34:02.720 actual truth dude he's allowed to be he's allowed to be drunk every day if that's what it takes for

02:34:07.160 him to survive there he needs to do it because there's not enough guys there that are willing

02:34:12.700 to tell the truth to someone with a camera man on the mountain says i heard a tale that during the

02:34:17.640 civil war an american warship came into a nova scotian port to take on supplies the nova scotians

02:34:22.820 like the ship and just took it now that's palsy where the fuck did that spirit go um most of it

02:34:30.260 uh either was killed wasted in the world wars where our best people killed their best people and vice

02:34:35.900 versa we had all the best men that we had we made them all mass murder each other and then out of

02:34:40.640 the remnants we convinced what was left that they were toxic and bad and stupid and that women should

02:34:45.780 be in charge of everything and then uh feminism took over and then um you know because one of the the

02:34:51.320 core you know things you know the feminine energy i was talking about earlier is empathy and since

02:34:55.540 that's exclusively the only energy we're allowed to use now and everything else is of course toxic

02:34:59.900 masculinity and you know pick a pick an ism or a phobe or a whatever it applies so now we're just

02:35:06.100 running everything this way so everything is you know feel bad about everything everyone's feelings

02:35:13.060 is top priority avoid confrontation and all this kind of stuff uh yeah she's she's a different town

02:35:21.480 you you won't uh you won't find anyone stealing ships here anytime soon now they may protest around

02:35:29.840 the ship on the basis that it used fossil fuels to get here and they may shoot rainbow flags

02:35:36.520 at it assuming your ship isn't already covered in rainbow flags but if you don't that that's going

02:35:43.580 to be that's going to bother them the nova scotians will be bothered that there's not

02:35:46.780 and one isn't enough there needs to be several there needs to be it needs to be like basically

02:35:51.080 iff markings at this point you know identification of friendly forces you ever see like the russians

02:35:56.320 were doing this when the invasion started like zeds and o's and b's and things painted that's so the

02:36:00.380 vehicles behind them know who belongs to who and what and oh that's one of ours because it has this

02:36:04.600 you know tanks used to like drape a flag on the roof of the tank of the lead tank in a column so

02:36:09.600 aircraft over top would know who's who you know so that's what they're doing it's rainbow flags now

02:36:14.560 rainbow and trans trans flags and that's how you're going to need a lot of them everything has to be

02:36:18.580 covered in it all the time to show how woke you are and if you're not covered in them you're not

02:36:23.200 woke therefore a fash and you must be bashed but not actually well mostly just protest and whine and

02:36:29.640 cry unless you come off the ship now if you come off the ship and let's say you're in a crash

02:36:34.360 especially if you're in a crowd they might run you over with a jeep patriot that's possible too

02:36:39.180 uh if any of your uh mps or if there's police officers or anything like that on the ship

02:36:44.380 they might get firebombed and attacked um and they'll say justice for floyd and i know you'll

02:36:49.560 be concerned because you'll be like george floyd that's other side of the continent this is a

02:36:53.220 different country it doesn't have to make sense all right the goblins they they're weird about what

02:36:57.380 they get into all right it's mostly about feelings when there's a lot of upset people they just get in

02:37:02.360 there and they they need to be they need to be miserable right they need to join in on misery

02:37:06.260 all the time so they just anyway so if you're thinking of parking a warship here in nova scotia

02:37:12.120 i think that's mostly everything you need to know um that should that should cover most of the

02:37:18.060 most of the things i think so remember feelings number one everything else doesn't matter if you

02:37:24.140 feel like you're not going to run out of fuel at sea then you won't you know what i mean you just

02:37:28.720 feel like how much when's the last time we refueled and you'll be like i feel like it was recently so i

02:37:33.420 feel like we'll probably make it to africa and you'll be like okay i i feel that i can trust you

02:37:37.960 so i i feel as though things will be okay and we'll just do everything that way from now on and no one

02:37:43.580 no one check into anything ever no one maintain any standards everything is just however anyone feels at

02:37:49.800 any given time is is now reality because why not why not um he also said uh i'm not suggesting you

02:37:58.720 commandeer an aircraft carrier for day oh i wouldn't commandeer one i that would be what philip is for

02:38:05.180 he would do it for me uh dr jenstein says they are all sucking china dick yeah probably any anybody with

02:38:12.120 money dude and right now the chinese have a lot but there's they've not been the only ones but

02:38:16.520 they've been the most aggressive the last 20 or 30 years uh war criminals is brb telling 4chan about

02:38:22.440 this web portal vote last time 4chan got a hold of one of these a school was named the adolf hitler

02:38:27.780 center for friendship or something similar yeah we're gonna we're gonna open up to the floor

02:38:36.780 yeah we're gonna we're gonna open up to the floor yeah we're gonna we're gonna what how what is going

02:38:42.080 on with this it's fucking possessed the power of christ compels you do i need to get a priest i need

02:38:49.500 an old priest a young priest a broken bottle a dead monkey

02:38:52.840 and some paint thinner and i'm gonna get i'm done with this colbert we're going ghost busting

02:39:00.160 i don't care what i have to do but i'm sorting this out this has gone on long enough

02:39:09.780 things are turning on and off things are unmuting themselves things are just

02:39:16.080 fucking moving around the house

02:39:17.780 i don't know if it's trying to make me crazy and think i have dementia

02:39:22.840 things are moving around and i'm like i'm pretty sure i didn't put that there

02:39:29.340 and that wasn't there yesterday but it is now

02:39:33.280 shit turn it on and off

02:39:35.540 if there's something strange in your neighborhood

02:39:38.760 i've had enough of this

02:39:40.100 who you gonna call

02:39:41.340 are you listening to me you son of a

02:39:44.120 i've been living here for how long

02:39:45.920 since i was like 12 years old

02:39:48.840 and you're still pulling this shit

02:39:52.600 i'm not i'm not impressed

02:39:54.720 i'm not having it

02:39:56.460 i ain't afraid of no ghost

02:40:00.580 oh you're gonna mute me again

02:40:03.100 weak ass ghost

02:40:09.040 shoot fire

02:40:12.420 make me hallucinate the end of the world

02:40:14.940 levitate me out of this chair and make me you know vomit blood

02:40:20.700 do something cool otherwise

02:40:22.820 that's it shut the fuck up

02:40:24.900 no more

02:40:26.000 invisible man

02:40:27.240 sleeping in your bed

02:40:29.360 ridiculous

02:40:30.560 what kind of world is this

02:40:35.200 can't even

02:40:35.880 you can't even

02:40:36.620 even the quality of ghosts

02:40:38.560 is going down

02:40:39.820 even the standards of ghost world

02:40:43.940 are dropping

02:40:44.600 i can't even get disembodied voices anymore

02:40:46.680 you know the last time

02:40:47.820 i was woken up to a woman's voice in my ear

02:40:50.700 of when there's no one else in the house

02:40:53.020 it's been years since that's happened to me here

02:40:55.780 hello

02:40:57.900 almost like at least once a week

02:41:06.240 you'd hear somebody running up and down the stairs

02:41:08.580 doors getting slammed

02:41:09.560 that hasn't happened in ages either

02:41:11.200 what did you retire

02:41:13.580 i'll drag this bit out for an hour

02:41:17.320 ghost

02:41:18.080 i ain't freaking out of ghosts

02:41:19.700 guy had built a secret room into the house

02:41:25.080 you know that he built a secret room into the house

02:41:26.860 we knocked the wall down

02:41:27.960 there was nothing in there

02:41:28.860 just an empty room

02:41:30.040 or was it

02:41:32.040 i'm going back to the stream

02:41:38.300 you better not fuck with anything else

02:41:40.120 cause i got

02:41:43.560 well i'm gonna

02:41:44.640 it's talking back

02:41:47.500 you can't hear it

02:41:48.100 but i

02:41:48.300 no it is

02:41:52.660 it is time

02:41:53.980 i don't care what you say

02:41:58.100 this is happening

02:41:58.900 we're doing it

02:42:05.680 i ain't afraid of no ghost

02:42:05.760 this is gonna happen

02:42:07.460 i don't care what you say

02:42:08.340 they deserve it

02:42:12.200 i ain't afraid of no ghost

02:42:13.820 you deserve to have this happen to you

02:42:16.400 don't get caught alone

02:42:17.920 oh no

02:42:18.860 it's horrible too

02:42:21.520 when it comes through your door

02:42:24.320 unless you just want some more

02:42:26.120 whole new soundtrack

02:42:27.100 i think you better call

02:42:28.000 ghostbuster

02:42:29.320 well i missed it the other day

02:42:32.200 so this is what we have to do

02:42:33.400 you know

02:42:33.720 it's gotta go

02:42:34.280 that was probably way too loud

02:42:37.980 i was just yelling at the ghost

02:42:39.820 it was like

02:42:40.300 he's been up to some shenanigans

02:42:42.520 and he's been

02:42:43.340 laying off lately

02:42:44.720 the disembodied voices

02:42:47.960 the footsteps

02:42:48.760 the door slam

02:42:49.660 it's all

02:42:50.040 there's been nothing for years

02:42:51.360 i don't know

02:42:51.740 ghost

02:42:52.200 the ghost got bored

02:42:53.400 and is lazy and retired now

02:42:54.840 maybe the ghost

02:42:55.700 had a sudden coincidence

02:42:56.680 it does the ghost

02:42:58.740 is the

02:42:59.140 are you vaccinated

02:42:59.940 i don't know

02:43:03.380 i know

02:43:04.580 all i know is

02:43:05.760 pre-coronu

02:43:07.920 there was some

02:43:08.600 there was some shit going on

02:43:10.320 and it just

02:43:11.220 i guess the ghost died of coronavirus

02:43:13.740 but you know what didn't die of coronavirus

02:43:15.600 insanity

02:43:19.780 so that's what we're gonna do now

02:43:21.780 you know how it goes

02:43:25.560 f if it's true

02:43:27.060 ft if it's not true

02:43:28.180 nobody wins

02:43:29.120 there's no prizes

02:43:29.840 you just get to live with the existential dread

02:43:32.380 that drowned

02:43:33.020 that horrible suffocating feeling

02:43:35.020 that you can't even

02:43:36.540 things on the news

02:43:37.980 you might as well not even watch it

02:43:39.260 it's literally indistinguishable

02:43:41.000 from madness now

02:43:43.020 there's

02:43:43.880 there's nothing left

02:43:45.060 it's an

02:43:45.840 it's an

02:43:46.220 ungodly

02:43:47.160 i don't even

02:43:48.820 i don't want to do this to you

02:43:50.100 i just have to

02:43:51.020 it's one of those things you gotta do

02:43:54.160 you guys gotta be toughened up

02:43:57.220 the daily mail says

02:43:58.360 madness of mandates

02:43:59.540 in college

02:43:59.980 seventy thousand dollars per year

02:44:01.260 ivy lee universities

02:44:02.400 are still refusing

02:44:03.500 to teach students

02:44:04.460 in person

02:44:05.400 who are not up to date

02:44:06.400 with their covid vaccines

02:44:07.420 factor fairy tale

02:44:09.480 is that real

02:44:10.480 is that a thing that happened

02:44:12.700 it is

02:44:15.600 did you know that

02:44:17.740 why wouldn't you know that

02:44:20.620 it could continue

02:44:21.360 how about this

02:44:24.040 china was hit with

02:44:25.560 worm rain

02:44:26.780 as residents

02:44:27.600 were asked to carry umbrellas

02:44:29.120 it's raining worms

02:44:30.280 in china now

02:44:31.220 covering cars

02:44:32.980 and streets

02:44:33.480 and is that a thing

02:44:34.280 is that real

02:44:34.940 is that where we live

02:44:36.400 there's raining

02:44:37.060 where

02:44:37.280 yep it is

02:44:38.360 yeah

02:44:39.060 yeah that's

02:44:40.380 just in case

02:44:41.480 if you're traveling to china

02:44:42.620 watch out

02:44:43.320 because it rains

02:44:44.520 because it rains worms

02:44:44.880 now

02:44:45.360 cern

02:44:46.980 you know what i mean

02:44:47.760 maybe the trees

02:44:49.140 are gonna start

02:44:49.520 walking around tomorrow

02:44:50.320 it's crazy out there

02:44:51.840 let's move on

02:44:52.840 my

02:44:53.080 i want to die

02:44:53.940 a little bit

02:44:54.480 the independent

02:44:55.340 says

02:44:55.780 influencer

02:44:56.340 who are married

02:44:57.040 herself

02:44:57.860 considers divorce

02:44:59.120 after 24 hours

02:45:00.360 only just 24 hours

02:45:02.000 man

02:45:02.500 oh

02:45:05.620 how long

02:45:06.740 how long should i sit on this one

02:45:08.100 before i tell you the truth

02:45:09.000 is it worse

02:45:10.760 i think it's

02:45:12.800 the anticipation

02:45:13.580 probably makes the outcome worse

02:45:15.040 which is bad

02:45:16.000 this is true

02:45:16.720 this is a real

02:45:17.520 that's the news now

02:45:19.680 how about this

02:45:20.640 it's cnn

02:45:21.120 the new queen

02:45:22.300 of chess

02:45:23.000 transforming

02:45:24.940 yosha iglesias

02:45:27.000 becomes highest rated

02:45:28.080 female chess player

02:45:29.280 spin like

02:45:37.400 12 in a row

02:45:40.740 and that's the first one

02:45:46.560 that's not true

02:45:47.500 in a long time

02:45:48.940 in a long time

02:45:51.220 this is called

02:45:51.860 a fairy feint

02:45:52.760 you think he's coming in

02:45:54.520 with another right hook

02:45:55.360 but he goes

02:45:55.640 no

02:45:56.100 and then you flinch

02:45:57.060 and then he hits you

02:45:57.680 with another one

02:45:58.520 just for the next one

02:46:00.880 to hurt that much worse

02:46:02.120 los angeles times

02:46:03.580 says

02:46:03.840 white drivers

02:46:05.040 are polluting

02:46:06.400 the air

02:46:07.200 breathed by

02:46:08.260 la's people of color

02:46:09.600 those damn white people

02:46:11.240 hogging all the brown man's air

02:46:13.740 making it harder

02:46:14.940 for the brown man to breathe

02:46:16.540 god damn what

02:46:17.620 yeah that's a real

02:46:18.540 that's a real

02:46:19.580 la times

02:46:20.280 cover i guess

02:46:21.260 globe and mail

02:46:24.420 canadians are concerned

02:46:25.640 about beijing's

02:46:26.640 interference

02:46:27.220 but the conservative

02:46:28.160 party's recent

02:46:28.900 streak of racism

02:46:30.020 and misogyny

02:46:30.860 is even more

02:46:32.120 concerning

02:46:32.880 andrew coin

02:46:35.380 the globe and mail

02:46:36.280 you can't be

02:46:37.140 serious

02:46:37.700 he's not

02:46:39.860 thank god

02:46:41.040 that one

02:46:41.980 but

02:46:42.880 you know

02:46:43.900 it could have been true

02:46:45.000 that's the whole point

02:46:46.360 that's how far

02:46:47.860 things have fallen

02:46:48.760 fox news

02:46:50.120 democrats bill

02:46:51.780 would block

02:46:52.240 people under 25

02:46:53.040 from being charged

02:46:53.760 with felony murder

02:46:54.740 because they're black

02:46:56.860 we're just not gonna

02:47:02.420 we're just

02:47:04.320 oh you

02:47:05.800 you're only 24

02:47:06.920 when you murder

02:47:07.760 those people

02:47:08.260 nah

02:47:08.680 you

02:47:09.020 you

02:47:09.320 we're just raising

02:47:11.000 the age of children

02:47:11.940 now i guess

02:47:12.720 is that what

02:47:13.260 what

02:47:13.680 yeah

02:47:15.020 no it's real

02:47:15.900 it is

02:47:16.580 there's too much

02:47:18.760 murder

02:47:19.200 so we're gonna

02:47:20.460 lower the murder

02:47:21.400 rate

02:47:21.800 by just not

02:47:23.260 charging people

02:47:23.900 with murder

02:47:24.380 of under 25

02:47:25.160 anymore

02:47:25.720 i guess

02:47:28.400 so you know

02:47:30.820 hey

02:47:31.240 if you've been

02:47:31.880 recently murdered

02:47:32.680 by someone

02:47:33.100 under the age

02:47:33.620 of 25

02:47:34.180 sorry

02:47:34.880 it's not

02:47:35.620 murder anymore

02:47:36.300 it's a micro

02:47:37.180 aggression

02:47:37.660 or a macro

02:47:38.740 aggression

02:47:39.220 it's some form

02:47:40.280 of aggression

02:47:40.800 we're pretty sure

02:47:42.100 about that

02:47:42.500 we just don't

02:47:42.880 know what kind

02:47:43.440 yet

02:47:43.620 and it really

02:47:44.380 does depend

02:47:44.960 on if you're

02:47:45.380 white or not

02:47:45.900 that's gonna

02:47:46.340 really clear up

02:47:47.360 what kind

02:47:47.820 of aggression

02:47:48.240 it is

02:47:48.860 you know

02:47:49.780 it's very

02:47:50.220 very important

02:47:51.080 oh

02:47:53.520 well that was

02:47:54.860 that was difficult

02:47:55.760 to go through

02:47:56.380 that was a hard

02:47:57.140 that you know

02:47:57.820 that i didn't

02:47:58.420 like doing that

02:47:59.080 i don't want to

02:48:00.580 have to do that

02:48:01.200 to you but i mean

02:48:01.860 you know

02:48:02.620 every once in a

02:48:03.480 while

02:48:03.740 oh i don't want

02:48:06.180 to listen anymore

02:48:06.720 to this

02:48:07.060 oh this is

02:48:07.780 the censorship

02:48:09.760 bill

02:48:10.220 i guess

02:48:11.400 running out of

02:48:15.880 time

02:48:16.360 getting

02:48:17.640 so many

02:48:18.760 misujas

02:48:19.440 close all

02:48:23.620 these

02:48:23.760 what's going

02:48:24.440 on here

02:48:24.780 oh my god

02:48:26.480 so many

02:48:27.880 i hate this

02:48:29.080 i hate some

02:48:29.640 of these apps

02:48:30.140 i have to

02:48:30.520 use

02:48:30.820 because it's

02:48:31.160 like

02:48:31.400 i get

02:48:33.080 so

02:48:33.360 dude

02:48:33.820 if you're

02:48:35.680 trying to get

02:48:36.020 a hold of

02:48:36.440 me on one

02:48:36.780 of these

02:48:36.900 i'm never

02:48:37.500 going to

02:48:37.740 answer you

02:48:38.200 do you

02:48:38.400 have any

02:48:38.820 idea

02:48:39.200 hundreds

02:48:40.340 of messages

02:48:40.900 a day

02:48:41.400 it's

02:48:42.680 if i don't

02:48:44.380 have your

02:48:44.720 phone number

02:48:45.360 if you

02:48:45.880 if we don't

02:48:46.260 know each

02:48:46.680 other on a

02:48:47.480 direct basis

02:48:48.300 where you

02:48:48.540 have my

02:48:48.760 phone number

02:48:49.200 you know

02:48:49.760 it's not

02:48:50.200 i'm not

02:48:54.320 going through

02:48:54.780 it's too

02:48:55.220 much

02:48:55.480 i'm not

02:48:55.840 spending

02:48:56.100 weeks of

02:48:56.700 my life

02:48:57.260 replying

02:48:58.520 to

02:48:58.740 it's just

02:48:59.600 it's insane

02:49:00.220 man

02:49:00.500 it's crazy

02:49:01.940 and they

02:49:02.800 still

02:49:03.060 and there's

02:49:03.800 like which

02:49:04.260 sucks because

02:49:04.680 there's a lot

02:49:05.100 of nice

02:49:05.580 people that

02:49:06.080 send you

02:49:06.400 like a

02:49:06.820 message

02:49:07.280 you know

02:49:08.320 or they

02:49:09.660 have a

02:49:09.980 but then

02:49:10.680 there's

02:49:11.020 tons

02:49:11.860 and it's

02:49:13.000 like you

02:49:13.440 open it

02:49:14.000 and you're

02:49:14.980 like oh

02:49:15.420 scroll back

02:49:16.560 and it's

02:49:17.820 like yeah

02:49:18.280 clear your

02:49:18.920 schedule

02:49:19.440 there's

02:49:20.480 there's

02:49:21.160 you know

02:49:21.600 novel length

02:49:22.380 messages going

02:49:23.080 back four

02:49:23.640 months from

02:49:24.700 this person

02:49:25.300 oh and

02:49:25.720 this person

02:49:26.320 and this person

02:49:27.220 and this person

02:49:27.900 and you don't

02:49:28.460 know who any

02:49:29.000 of them are

02:49:29.520 but they're

02:49:30.400 very very

02:49:31.240 concerned with

02:49:31.920 what you know

02:49:32.760 you're doing

02:49:33.260 or something

02:49:33.620 it's very

02:49:34.800 very good

02:49:35.340 you know

02:49:35.800 i have a

02:49:37.500 very i hate

02:49:38.420 the internet

02:49:39.160 i hate these

02:49:39.820 apps i don't

02:49:40.560 so you know

02:49:41.200 if you want

02:49:42.940 to get ahold

02:49:43.260 of me

02:49:43.380 you're gonna

02:49:43.540 have to

02:49:43.660 get creative

02:49:44.200 because i'm

02:49:44.780 not i'm

02:49:45.200 not reading

02:49:45.640 any of it

02:49:46.140 i stopped

02:49:46.780 a long time

02:49:47.520 ago

02:49:47.680 it's uh

02:49:48.500 it's it's

02:49:49.400 insane

02:49:49.760 it's way too

02:49:50.980 way too

02:49:51.480 crazy

02:49:51.820 you know

02:49:52.940 and i've

02:49:54.800 i just

02:49:55.320 this is just

02:49:56.360 gonna be

02:49:56.540 random shit

02:49:57.160 in a random

02:49:57.600 order because

02:49:58.300 i'm trying to

02:49:58.860 squeeze in

02:49:59.500 the last 15

02:50:00.080 minutes

02:50:00.400 um

02:50:01.460 as far as

02:50:04.340 ukrainians go

02:50:05.200 this guy

02:50:06.000 this guy is

02:50:06.820 pretty based

02:50:07.380 this is pretty

02:50:08.000 awesome

02:50:08.380 and this is

02:50:09.000 the kind of

02:50:09.520 attitude

02:50:09.880 like you gotta

02:50:10.420 respect the

02:50:10.880 guy

02:50:11.080 this is

02:50:12.100 alexander

02:50:12.580 usik

02:50:12.960 he's actually

02:50:13.380 the currently

02:50:13.840 uh

02:50:14.660 there's two

02:50:15.160 there's there's

02:50:17.380 many heavyweight

02:50:17.960 champions in

02:50:18.520 boxing

02:50:18.820 a lot of

02:50:19.780 different belts

02:50:20.240 a lot of

02:50:20.500 different

02:50:20.600 organizations

02:50:21.160 and so on

02:50:21.800 tyson fury

02:50:22.420 is one of

02:50:22.880 them and

02:50:23.100 alexander

02:50:23.500 usik is

02:50:23.920 another one

02:50:24.360 a much

02:50:24.880 smaller man

02:50:25.840 than fury

02:50:26.760 uh than

02:50:27.320 tyson fury

02:50:27.900 uh i can't

02:50:29.940 remember the

02:50:30.240 exact numbers

02:50:30.780 but he's

02:50:31.660 fair a lot

02:50:32.360 shorter

02:50:32.680 uh probably

02:50:33.840 50 or 60

02:50:34.780 pounds smaller

02:50:35.380 and uh

02:50:37.600 this guy

02:50:38.740 uh

02:50:40.760 fury is

02:50:41.560 afraid of

02:50:41.960 him

02:50:42.100 he's afraid

02:50:42.980 of this

02:50:43.280 ukrainian

02:50:43.760 guy

02:50:43.900 and makes

02:50:44.380 um

02:50:44.940 you know

02:50:46.140 they try to

02:50:47.420 impose crazy

02:50:48.200 conditions

02:50:48.740 so this guy

02:50:49.520 that no like

02:50:50.620 businessman would

02:50:52.300 accept

02:50:52.700 because it's like

02:50:54.120 insulting and

02:50:54.840 ridiculous

02:50:55.280 and then they

02:50:55.720 say see he's

02:50:56.320 afraid to fight

02:50:56.980 me

02:50:57.120 so he's just

02:50:57.820 agreed to like

02:50:58.500 every doesn't

02:50:59.300 give a fuck

02:50:59.780 it's about the

02:51:00.200 principle of the

02:51:00.820 thing

02:51:01.060 and uh

02:51:02.740 he did this

02:51:04.300 previously to

02:51:04.820 deontay wilder i

02:51:05.700 believe this guy

02:51:06.160 who he beat

02:51:06.520 twice

02:51:07.080 he had to

02:51:08.260 give him

02:51:08.600 how did it

02:51:09.640 work

02:51:09.960 i'm just

02:51:10.600 a friend of

02:51:11.380 mine just

02:51:11.620 reminded me of

02:51:12.020 this recently

02:51:12.400 but it was

02:51:12.740 crazy it was

02:51:13.420 like no

02:51:14.120 rematches if

02:51:14.880 he loses

02:51:15.300 if this guy

02:51:15.820 loses

02:51:16.180 this is a

02:51:16.860 heavyweight

02:51:17.180 championship

02:51:17.540 in the world

02:51:17.820 no rematch

02:51:18.580 no uh

02:51:19.320 wilder gets

02:51:20.360 like all the

02:51:20.940 money but

02:51:21.460 basically no

02:51:22.000 matter what

02:51:22.420 happens

02:51:23.000 like all these

02:51:23.960 crazy one

02:51:24.760 side and he's

02:51:25.200 like fine good

02:51:25.840 but he's allowed

02:51:27.500 to get a rematch

02:51:28.140 if he loses

02:51:28.680 and all this

02:51:28.980 he's like good

02:51:29.320 i'll get i'll

02:51:29.780 beat you twice

02:51:30.220 then and he

02:51:30.860 did it's

02:51:31.540 exactly what he

02:51:32.120 did

02:51:32.420 fought him twice

02:51:33.560 beat him twice

02:51:34.120 now he's doing

02:51:34.660 the same thing

02:51:35.100 to this guy

02:51:35.460 it's like this

02:51:36.100 is this is the

02:51:36.780 kind of fuck

02:51:37.520 you make me

02:51:38.120 kind of shit

02:51:38.620 that i mean

02:51:39.040 this guy rules

02:51:40.240 i i mean

02:51:41.120 say whatever you

02:51:42.620 want about you

02:51:43.180 but this guy

02:51:43.960 as a man

02:51:44.760 like it may

02:51:46.220 i love this

02:51:47.060 video i love

02:51:47.740 this this is

02:51:48.400 his response

02:51:48.980 to tyson fury

02:51:49.760 hey greedy

02:51:51.400 belly i accept

02:51:52.860 your offer

02:51:53.580 greedy belly

02:51:54.740 he calls him

02:51:55.860 70 30

02:51:57.400 split to five

02:51:58.620 so so he

02:51:59.980 offers him i'll

02:52:00.620 take 70 percent

02:52:01.480 of the money

02:52:01.820 you only get 30

02:52:02.520 good fine

02:52:03.480 with you on

02:52:04.420 april 29

02:52:05.500 at wembley

02:52:06.920 like next month

02:52:08.060 i'll fight you

02:52:08.980 next month

02:52:09.580 with no time

02:52:10.460 in london

02:52:11.780 in your own

02:52:12.640 fucking country

02:52:13.580 but you will

02:52:15.140 promise to

02:52:15.940 donate to ukrainian

02:52:17.340 immediately

02:52:17.920 after the fight

02:52:19.660 on million pounds

02:52:21.860 on every day

02:52:23.280 of your daily

02:52:24.400 you will pay

02:52:26.160 one percent

02:52:27.200 from your

02:52:28.460 poorest

02:52:29.240 to ukrainian

02:52:30.340 people

02:52:30.860 deal

02:52:32.860 so

02:52:33.760 not only that

02:52:36.140 he's like

02:52:36.620 you're gonna

02:52:37.040 pay you're not

02:52:37.620 even gonna pay

02:52:38.180 me you're gonna

02:52:39.100 pay my fucking

02:52:39.860 country you big

02:52:40.820 mouth motherfucker

02:52:41.540 dude i wish we

02:52:43.820 had this guy you

02:52:44.960 know what a king

02:52:46.580 good for him that

02:52:47.660 guy's not taking

02:52:48.180 any shit at all

02:52:49.200 he'll watch him

02:52:50.480 win god i hope he

02:52:51.780 wins you know

02:52:52.700 anyway cool side

02:52:54.460 story of men being

02:52:55.700 awesome that you

02:52:56.620 can follow if

02:52:57.760 you're interested

02:52:58.220 you know i find

02:52:59.100 that stuff cool

02:52:59.960 that guy rules

02:53:01.840 um someone was

02:53:03.040 taken to court

02:53:03.700 recently in canada

02:53:04.520 over giving the

02:53:05.240 finger apparently

02:53:06.260 that was a that

02:53:07.060 was near death

02:53:07.920 um yeah what

02:53:10.620 did one of the

02:53:11.380 judges say deplorable

02:53:12.340 the complainants have

02:53:13.080 weaponized the

02:53:13.600 criminal justice

02:53:14.040 system in an

02:53:14.580 attempt to exert

02:53:15.220 revenge on an

02:53:16.260 innocent man for

02:53:17.020 some perceived

02:53:17.580 slights that are at

02:53:18.460 best trivial peeves

02:53:20.160 yeah it's weird it

02:53:21.300 sucks when that

02:53:21.760 happens isn't it

02:53:22.460 isn't that odd how

02:53:23.680 that's been going

02:53:24.200 on

02:53:24.560 they throw this

02:53:27.120 fucking criminal

02:53:27.940 harassment around

02:53:28.840 like it's like

02:53:29.640 nothing like nothing

02:53:31.180 for giving somebody

02:53:32.540 the finger i mean

02:53:33.600 canada come on

02:53:34.680 man come on bro

02:53:36.300 no no it's very

02:53:39.720 serious no it's not

02:53:41.280 serious you're a

02:53:42.360 massive pussy that's

02:53:44.060 what's going on it's

02:53:45.360 not serious you're an

02:53:46.680 idiot and that's why

02:53:49.260 they have to censor

02:53:50.000 everything we'll get

02:53:51.400 to that later just a

02:53:52.780 minute um oh the

02:53:54.460 january 6th stuff i

02:53:55.920 mean i don't know if

02:53:56.760 i want to bother but

02:53:58.800 it's probably worth

02:53:59.660 mentioning the

02:54:00.200 parallels are going to

02:54:00.840 be very similar because

02:54:01.820 the same thing's going

02:54:02.480 to happen here in

02:54:03.000 canada eventually this

02:54:04.260 is just a couple years

02:54:05.020 a little bit ahead

02:54:05.700 right but it's the

02:54:06.960 same playbook guess

02:54:07.820 what fbi leaked

02:54:09.820 chat logs say that

02:54:11.060 their boss ordered

02:54:11.860 them to destroy

02:54:12.640 evidence oh are you

02:54:15.180 saying is there more

02:54:17.320 and more evidence being

02:54:18.480 revealed every day

02:54:19.740 that this was in fact

02:54:20.640 the government attack

02:54:21.600 the government and

02:54:23.440 blamed you know

02:54:25.020 people that didn't

02:54:25.700 do anything and in

02:54:26.520 order to grab more

02:54:27.500 power and cement

02:54:28.440 itself in the in the

02:54:29.900 seat of control no

02:54:31.060 what you don't fucking

02:54:32.660 say really i wonder

02:54:36.980 what kind of leaked

02:54:37.880 logs will be coming

02:54:38.860 out of the rcmp in the

02:54:39.980 coming years well what

02:54:41.700 with a we'll see oh

02:54:46.740 the leak chats also

02:54:48.100 suggest uh that one

02:54:49.440 of these fbi just

02:54:50.580 field to reveal failed

02:54:51.540 to reveal relevant

02:54:52.280 communications to the

02:54:53.060 defense potentially spied

02:54:54.340 on privileged attorney

02:54:55.260 client communications and

02:54:56.780 was asked by another

02:54:57.580 agent to edit out that i

02:54:58.880 was present during a

02:55:01.040 meeting with us with a

02:55:02.220 ci all those ci's aren't

02:55:04.300 they the best it's so

02:55:06.180 cool man i'm like a

02:55:07.120 fucking spy you're a

02:55:08.360 faggot okay i'm gonna

02:55:10.180 spy for the government

02:55:11.260 brah like i'm totally

02:55:12.440 you're you're literally

02:55:13.600 do you know what ci's

02:55:15.080 are oh what the hell is

02:55:17.740 that guy's name fuck

02:55:20.900 this is you this is you

02:55:31.240 as a ci

02:55:31.900 wait wait who's he

02:55:48.820 pointing to oh you the

02:55:52.580 rat snitch that betrayed

02:55:54.060 his own people for a

02:55:55.580 little bit of this you're

02:55:58.320 cool you're you're what

02:55:59.960 people look up to literally

02:56:01.400 no this is literally you

02:56:02.420 as a caricature caricature

02:56:04.920 character in in in film

02:56:07.080 in theater in stories

02:56:08.920 every you know the

02:56:10.280 weaselly disgusting

02:56:11.420 physically even repulsive

02:56:13.400 monster that betrays his

02:56:15.140 own people because he's a

02:56:16.200 greedy selfish little

02:56:17.160 bitch

02:56:17.620 that's that's what you do

02:56:21.480 when you you know help

02:56:23.820 the government arrest

02:56:24.880 people you know patriots

02:56:26.180 and people i'm just i wish

02:56:28.460 i could be like this you

02:56:29.740 know i hope my i'm i

02:56:31.680 wouldn't even say that as

02:56:32.380 a joke that i would hope

02:56:33.480 someone would turn into

02:56:34.220 something like it's just

02:56:35.140 the most repulsive thing

02:56:36.060 you can be

02:56:36.700 may you live forever

02:56:41.520 oh oh i forgot dude oh

02:56:45.200 by the way speaking this is

02:56:46.560 probably the most you know

02:56:47.860 manliest movie ever made

02:56:50.020 though actually this movie's

02:56:51.680 amazing we watched it

02:56:53.640 overseas so many times but

02:56:55.200 it's incredible may you live

02:56:56.640 forever what a fucking

02:56:59.840 savage because he knows

02:57:01.220 he can tell by looking at

02:57:02.500 him and he knows the shame

02:57:03.740 in his face oh geez and

02:57:06.760 he's like i want you to

02:57:07.760 live with that fucking pain

02:57:09.440 of how much of a piece of

02:57:10.940 shit that you know that you

02:57:12.180 are i hope you have to live

02:57:13.540 with that forever for

02:57:14.940 eternity i hope you live

02:57:16.380 your existence is your

02:57:20.500 punishment enjoy

02:57:22.640 the king has spoken you know

02:57:29.540 may you live forever

02:57:31.340 and it's got arabic subtitles

02:57:35.140 so you know the muslims are

02:57:36.440 watching it they think it's

02:57:37.580 based you know listen they're

02:57:39.080 tough fucking dudes

02:57:40.040 you're not gonna be seeing any

02:57:43.760 microaggression complaints in

02:57:45.300 the islamic world anytime soon

02:57:46.840 okay

02:57:48.540 um excuse me that is very

02:57:53.140 inappropriate

02:57:53.860 why is the woman speaking

02:57:56.540 like i yeah we're we do

02:57:58.440 things different here uh

02:57:59.600 they're allowed to talk most

02:58:00.760 of them are in charge actually

02:58:01.960 rashid i think we must leave

02:58:07.720 this place it has lost its way

02:58:10.240 we will return later with the

02:58:13.880 camels and we will conquer

02:58:15.020 and they did much more easily

02:58:20.700 than anyone had anticipated

02:58:22.400 you just man you gotta you

02:58:29.600 there's there's almost something

02:58:34.680 like there's definitely a

02:58:37.960 spiritual thing like really tough

02:58:40.160 guys that that's the beautiful

02:58:42.800 thing of it that like it's it it

02:58:44.920 induces tears almost to to

02:58:46.960 witness uh someone be able to

02:58:50.640 overcome something like that

02:58:51.760 when they're able to turn their

02:58:55.620 own soul into a power plant of

02:58:57.400 like obstacle crushing and go far

02:58:59.420 beyond what anybody else it's all

02:59:01.720 in here you know anybody that guy's

02:59:03.320 tougher that chick's tougher it's

02:59:04.980 it's literally between your ears

02:59:06.380 that's where everything happens or

02:59:07.800 doesn't happen so people that can

02:59:10.480 master this inner dialogue and

02:59:14.000 literally become like they become

02:59:15.700 like a force of nature it's

02:59:17.200 incredible to watch and it's a

02:59:18.440 beautiful thing to see and it just

02:59:19.880 it's so inspiring it's so inspiring

02:59:22.020 to see people like that and uh i use

02:59:25.060 this guy all the time because he is

02:59:26.380 legitimately in my opinion i i've yet

02:59:28.600 to see an example but i know i've read

02:59:30.400 the guy's books i'm familiar with his

02:59:31.980 life and a lot of the things he's done

02:59:33.080 i've i've been in similar worlds as

02:59:35.220 him so i i can appreciate how

02:59:37.440 difficult it is the things that he's

02:59:39.220 describing i mean this guy's one of

02:59:41.880 the toughest motherfuckers in the

02:59:42.920 world david goggins is one of the

02:59:44.100 toughest people that has ever lived

02:59:45.740 he may be one of the toughest people

02:59:48.040 alive right now ran like 30 miles

02:59:51.820 yeah 35 35 miles yeah and then you

02:59:54.520 went back and lifted yeah during that

02:59:56.980 race it was kind of cold and and

02:59:59.240 snowy i think it's spitting snow but

03:00:02.160 rainy it was soaking wet i remember

03:00:05.200 like a mile 22 he something was

03:00:07.980 happening with his feet and he had to

03:00:10.740 take his shoes off normally that's not

03:00:14.240 a good sign because you know your feet

03:00:15.760 are gonna get torn up and i thought man

03:00:17.240 there's a chance that maybe i won't see

03:00:19.720 him again

03:00:20.160 nope

03:00:20.820 six gear time shit here he comes he

03:00:28.740 catches back up me and my brother were

03:00:30.320 up there went from 22 he got in this

03:00:33.220 different groove he took off i was just

03:00:36.000 kind of power hiking it and i get up

03:00:38.240 there and had a cameraman up there i

03:00:39.820 asked the cameraman up there i'm like

03:00:41.460 hey i said how did goggins look and he's

03:00:43.620 like

03:00:43.940 uh well he had his shirt off he was

03:00:47.780 saying

03:00:48.000 they don't fucking know me he's like

03:00:51.020 they don't they don't know me son and

03:00:53.100 doing saying all this stuff i said

03:00:54.180 who was he saying that to and he's

03:00:56.320 like there's nobody up here

03:00:57.780 what'd you guys who's gonna carry the

03:01:14.800 boats and the logs you know he just

03:01:17.280 mentally just powers through it feet

03:01:20.280 destroyed he did he did the fucking

03:01:22.240 navy seal course with two broken legs

03:01:24.400 was like fuck this wraps them in like

03:01:28.780 socks and duct tape and just like

03:01:30.840 makeshift cast and just carries on

03:01:32.880 it's like yo it hurts incredibly

03:01:34.880 painfully i just decide that i don't

03:01:37.300 give a shit that it hurts

03:01:38.280 what do you mean like that's it's a

03:01:43.140 thing you can practice and do and this

03:01:44.720 guy took it to like another dimension

03:01:47.660 that previously you know what's the

03:01:50.720 word like unhither to whatever the

03:01:53.120 i'm gonna ricky that one right up

03:01:55.520 i was previously unaware that this was

03:01:58.440 even a like oh there's another level

03:02:00.400 like he's discovered a new one just

03:02:02.660 when we thought we'd reach the limits

03:02:04.160 of human ability this guy's like nope

03:02:06.280 who's gonna carry the boats david are

03:02:09.580 your feet broken yep and he just oh i've

03:02:12.300 just run another 20 miles and why

03:02:15.760 again because i can because he can he

03:02:19.780 enjoys it he likes to put his mind in

03:02:22.300 these into these worlds where he you

03:02:24.680 know faced with uh the the toughest

03:02:26.740 battle you can ever fight which is

03:02:28.180 inside your own head always it's always

03:02:30.980 where everything happens and he's gone

03:02:32.900 to war with himself a million times and

03:02:35.100 he wins every time maybe he's not one

03:02:38.140 every time but he's figured out how to

03:02:39.740 win and he's you know it's inspiring

03:02:42.820 thing to see you know guys like that

03:02:44.520 people like that that's that that's

03:02:46.780 what we should be teaching children

03:02:48.440 about and teaching people about these

03:02:49.980 kinds of people that you know what an

03:02:53.500 inspiring thing i mean i can't tell you

03:02:55.100 how much and how many times i've thought

03:02:58.140 of things that guy's done or you know

03:02:59.520 you should check his book it's

03:03:00.680 incredible there's a new one uh he's got

03:03:02.380 two there's you can't hurt can't hurt

03:03:04.180 me is the first one and i forget the

03:03:05.340 second one's called um scarecrow jung

03:03:08.700 un says nine ho in run nine ho in run

03:03:12.680 you are a very good player

03:03:14.720 poophut platter just has a very very

03:03:17.800 small is the smallest one i've ever

03:03:19.260 seen the smallest pp today today um

03:03:22.660 maybe it's cold where he is maybe he's

03:03:24.760 just not me he's not not into it didn't

03:03:26.920 enjoy it tonight i don't know

03:03:28.140 um please just watch read a book no i

03:03:32.880 won't because you keep sending me a

03:03:35.080 dollar telling me to do it and i will

03:03:36.520 stay for i will collect every every one

03:03:39.240 of those goddamn bloody dollars i guess

03:03:44.520 what so what did we learn nothing good

03:03:48.720 nothing it was a way to it was a way to

03:03:50.200 waste a saturday you know something to

03:03:53.900 do

03:03:54.240 where's michelle it was a way it was a

03:04:00.000 bonding experience

03:04:01.000 as long as as long as we help you know

03:04:06.580 we're going to participate we're going

03:04:08.000 to we're going to write down our ideas

03:04:09.580 and we're going to make sure he gets

03:04:11.080 them we've i'm sure we've got lots of

03:04:12.480 good ideas here you know

03:04:13.680 you don't know we son

03:04:18.620 but that kind of guy and that kind of

03:04:25.440 attitude is you you can if if something

03:04:29.960 can be physically done and that's your

03:04:33.380 mindset you'll do it you'll get it

03:04:35.460 people like that are indestructible

03:04:39.320 meaning like he'll go until he's dead

03:04:40.840 you'll have to kill him to stop him you

03:04:42.980 have to kill him to stop him

03:04:45.060 so anybody that isn't willing to go as

03:04:52.160 far as he is he all of them

03:04:55.620 automatically he will eventually beat

03:04:58.700 them he'll drag they'll however long it

03:05:01.800 takes you know in a battle of wills

03:05:04.220 which is what the battle of wills and a

03:05:06.160 battle of spirits that's what we're in

03:05:07.640 we're in a spiritual war and a battle of

03:05:09.320 wills against this you know monster this

03:05:12.220 monstrosity that wants to impose its

03:05:14.280 will and you know make us live a certain

03:05:16.240 way that we don't want to do and now

03:05:18.980 we're getting into the middle innings

03:05:20.300 we're gonna we'll go right and that's

03:05:21.780 the only way you can win who wants it

03:05:24.480 more who's willing to fight harder and

03:05:25.960 longer and endure the most it's an

03:05:27.720 endurance race it's an endurance battle

03:05:30.280 like anything anything that's big and

03:05:32.420 inconsequential it's gonna take a while

03:05:34.600 it's gonna potentially a very long time

03:05:36.600 to achieve this isn't you know we're not

03:05:38.960 mowing a lawn

03:05:39.960 and that's that's where you know like

03:05:45.780 the you know there's like speeches in

03:05:47.660 the rocky movies and shit like that you

03:05:49.560 know that's when winning is done that's

03:05:51.480 where it is that's what they call in

03:05:52.860 boxing they call it the championship

03:05:54.040 rounds you know the you know round 10

03:05:56.500 11 12 13 14 15 they used to have

03:05:59.000 because that's when it's like no matter

03:06:01.980 who you are in a shit you're gonna be

03:06:03.620 fucking exhausted and you're gonna be

03:06:05.240 tired and you're not gonna want to be

03:06:06.300 doing that anymore now and you're so

03:06:08.620 you're beat up you probably might have a

03:06:09.900 broken rib a broken nose a broken hand

03:06:11.800 something other guys hope if you're

03:06:13.320 still going at it the other guys just

03:06:14.620 just fucked up now now that the physical

03:06:19.400 has been stripped away they do the same

03:06:21.060 thing the same process at these special

03:06:22.580 forces selections where you find people

03:06:24.600 like David Goggins first you stripped all

03:06:26.720 that away beat the shit out of these guys

03:06:29.140 tire them out starve them keep them awake

03:06:31.960 for days take their their physical strength

03:06:34.940 and just strip it away to where they're

03:06:37.120 just exhausted and beaten and in pain and

03:06:40.220 like all I want to do is sleep have a eat

03:06:42.740 sleep and lay down and not move okay

03:06:45.560 now that's when it starts for real now

03:06:48.240 now we're down to the now we're down to

03:06:50.680 the core I want to see what's on the

03:06:52.440 inside I want to crack open that kinder

03:06:53.820 surprise egg and see what's in there

03:06:55.200 because that's when that's when it

03:06:59.200 matters the championship rounds when they

03:07:00.600 were in the deep water now we're in the

03:07:03.020 deep water it's not easy to go home

03:07:06.640 anymore you can't just grab the side of

03:07:08.120 the pool and get out that's when you're

03:07:13.060 going to find out who wants it more and

03:07:14.380 who's willing to go further and who's

03:07:15.560 willing to put up with more and who's

03:07:16.680 willing to endure more and who's got the

03:07:18.760 stronger will you know you have people

03:07:22.300 that are worried about the worldly things

03:07:23.960 they want their money their pensions

03:07:25.300 their paychecks their promotions that's

03:07:27.400 really their immediate needs that that's

03:07:28.980 as far as they think about it in this

03:07:31.180 struggle for the you know the spirit of

03:07:33.160 the world the nations all you know

03:07:34.720 everywhere this whole this thing is

03:07:36.040 happening everywhere that's as far as

03:07:38.860 they're willing they've already

03:07:39.560 demonstrated that they're not even

03:07:41.080 willing to risk you know their job

03:07:43.280 security they're not willing to risk

03:07:44.760 people even calling them names so when

03:07:48.600 this gets like okay we're getting into

03:07:51.140 the deep water territory now where

03:07:52.940 you're gonna have to it's gonna take

03:07:54.060 some guts it's gonna have to take some

03:07:55.940 set to put up to continue this charade

03:07:57.840 and continue this battle and they're

03:07:59.420 not gonna they're not the kind of

03:08:01.100 people that will they're already the

03:08:06.060 the minorist the minorist Ricky it's

03:08:09.460 not a fucking word but the the

03:08:11.520 smallest of in of uh of a you know

03:08:14.440 what did the guy say oh I'm sure the

03:08:16.480 Chinese were very intimidated by you

03:08:18.220 look did you look him directly in the

03:08:19.500 eye oh good for you oh that's a that's

03:08:21.620 a fucking one-hour meltdown of

03:08:23.260 feminists being offended you know like

03:08:28.380 what happens when shit gets you know

03:08:31.280 really really intense they're they're

03:08:33.400 gonna shrink away they've had every

03:08:37.760 advantage and they still can't they're

03:08:39.200 already there's a the most tiny amount

03:08:40.980 of heat starting to be applied back

03:08:42.320 the other way and they're already

03:08:43.540 falling apart versus people on the

03:08:45.100 other side who have had to sacrifice

03:08:46.660 everything they've there's fucking

03:08:48.280 literally people over here that have

03:08:49.640 lost their families as a result of you

03:08:51.880 know the pursuit because this is what

03:08:52.900 they believe in their family their job

03:08:55.460 their career everything and you and

03:08:57.020 they're not they're not going to go

03:08:57.900 away they're already all in it's this

03:09:00.060 is to the death and you're worried

03:09:02.300 about getting called names so when we

03:09:04.220 get into the deep water and the long

03:09:05.840 rounds and the in the last few miles

03:09:07.840 when it's all that's all that's going

03:09:09.520 to matter you know when it comes to

03:09:11.520 who's going to win and who's going to

03:09:12.600 lose it's going to be who's uh who's

03:09:15.040 got the fire in the belly and who

03:09:16.300 doesn't and I know who that is I know

03:09:21.160 which way that scorecard is going to

03:09:22.420 land long way to go yet it's like you

03:09:27.600 know take their souls like doggins would

03:09:29.180 say you look over oh you're getting

03:09:30.920 tired oh are you tired what's what's

03:09:34.420 going on you're slowing down you can

03:09:37.120 we got a long way to go yet are you

03:09:39.100 tired number 12 we're just getting

03:09:42.560 started

03:09:43.000 i made my bones on this shit i love it i

03:09:50.820 love going and i love going to war

03:09:52.760 madam breezy

03:10:06.760 ram the third

03:10:10.220 ram

03:10:14.140 ram

03:10:18.100 rumble is terrible for this

03:10:20.960 i think i got them all

03:10:23.800 poop up ladder scared yong un war

03:10:30.300 criminal jenstein man on the mountain

03:10:31.860 blams for toast

03:10:33.000 leah bear boomerman redneck asian

03:10:36.640 favorite karen

03:10:38.020 there's nothing to say

03:10:39.600 alex woods doings

03:10:41.600 feelings are already dead

03:10:43.560 and i don't believe this

03:10:46.440 olgard jake v4f tenacious v

03:10:49.600 what happened in waco t-money fisher of men

03:10:55.780 and that's it that's all thanks guys i hope

03:10:58.640 you did

03:10:59.220 if you were bored this saturday it's all done

03:11:03.100 i'll leave it all behind

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03:11:28.460 cause i'm grifton

03:11:31.520 i would never

03:11:34.100 not like politicians

03:11:36.340 not like cbc

03:11:37.680 who steal from you

03:11:39.680 and lie to your face

03:11:41.160 that's

03:11:41.980 very respectable

03:11:43.880 six percent

03:11:48.180 it's paul patria

03:11:49.160 take care of each other

03:11:55.540 take care of yourselves

03:11:56.440 go out

03:11:56.860 be a better you

03:11:59.820 we got a long way to go yet

03:12:03.360 and uh you know what nature does

03:12:08.040 the whole eat the weak thing

03:12:09.980 i don't like getting eaten

03:12:12.080 i don't think you would either

03:12:13.120 see you next time guys

03:12:15.780 cheers love you

03:12:16.460 full bat

03:12:17.040 We'll be right back.

03:12:47.040 We'll be right back.

03:13:17.040 Another way.

03:13:19.140 I don't believe that you can make all of me go away.

03:13:24.720 So I'll leave it all for life.

03:13:28.240 I'm leaving with blood in my eyes.

03:13:47.040 Phil, I'm kind of surprised.

03:13:53.260 I mean, I don't know.

03:13:56.600 Men usually don't get each other birthday presents.

03:13:58.720 It's kind of the thing, you know?

03:14:02.160 I am afraid of it.

03:14:05.580 You promise I'm going to like it, but I don't know that for sure.

03:14:10.760 I mean, it is you.

03:14:12.460 It's a dog.

03:14:13.260 It's a kennel.

03:14:14.060 What's in the dog?

03:14:15.820 There's nothing in it.

03:14:17.780 Oh, my God.

03:14:20.300 Phil, you captured the ghost.

03:14:25.820 What have you done to it?

03:14:27.440 Why is it so frightened?

03:14:28.720 It's worse than any beaten dog I've ever seen, Phil.

03:14:38.900 How did you do this to a ghost?

03:14:43.700 What do you mean?

03:14:44.300 Oh, my God.

03:14:46.860 He's trained it to answer all of his commands just based on fear alone.

03:14:53.780 A fear-induced...

03:14:55.960 This is a slave ghost?

03:14:58.320 My very own slave ghost.

03:15:01.820 I don't know where this lands, like, ethically.

03:15:08.100 Like, is this a soul of a human?

03:15:10.240 Like, what is this?

03:15:11.200 Well, I think someone should ask.

03:15:18.520 I know there's no laws about ghosts, but...

03:15:22.180 I just meant eth morally, like...

03:15:24.420 I wouldn't want to be a slave ghost.

03:15:33.580 We could really do some damage with this, though, so I don't...

03:15:37.820 How about this?

03:15:38.680 No human slaves, but you can have up to four...

03:15:46.000 Five ghost slaves.

03:15:49.860 No, not five.

03:15:51.640 Not for every six ghost slaves, one human slave.

03:15:54.440 Five ghost slaves or less.

03:15:58.080 Five ghost slaves or less.

03:16:00.700 And I don't want to know if they're human ghosts or otherwise.

03:16:04.180 Because I have a conscience, Phil.

03:16:07.080 And they're ghosts.

03:16:08.520 What if they get free?

03:16:10.880 A human slave that gets free is bad enough, Phil.

03:16:15.360 What the fuck happens if one of these things break out of your...

03:16:18.080 Whatever the hell this...

03:16:19.080 Ghost containment system is.

03:16:24.520 No, I'm going to bed.

03:16:25.560 You have...

03:16:26.700 You don't...

03:16:27.540 Phil, you don't fuck the ghosts, do you?

03:16:29.160 Yeah.

03:16:29.260 Oh, I...

03:16:32.640 No, don't answer.

03:16:33.540 I don't want to see a slideshow.

03:16:37.120 Oh.

03:16:37.720 You have a dose of a freaky ghost, baby.

03:16:41.740 You better call Ghostbusters!

03:16:44.540 Ow!

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Raging Dissident Podcast - March 12, 2023

🏴RageCast 314： SECRET SEXY SUPER SLASH SATURDAY

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