RageCast 388: HALF MEASURES
Episode Stats
Length
3 hours and 33 minutes
Words per Minute
153.09276
Hate Speech Sentences
581
Summary
On this episode of the podcast, we have a special guest on the pod, Notorious. He is a comedian, actor, writer, podcaster, and all-around bad ass. He is also a very good friend of mine, and we have been friends for a long time. He's been with me since the early days of my comedy career, and I've always looked up to him. We talk about a lot of things, but this is one of my favorites.
Transcript
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They call me notorious for living it up and not giving a fuck
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I keep lining them up, I keep knocking them down
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I am, I stand for everything that they can't stand
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Just can't scare you away, no matter how hard I fly, huh?
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Well, you can run, you can hide, but I'm going to chase you
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I felt like my, you know, kind of douchebag over-the-top TV personality needed
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I need more, more loud, you know, not crazy over-the-top, but, you know
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You know, just, I like it when I show up dressed in certain ways
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He says, I escaped the glass cage, a.k.a. the tractor cab
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You just stop taking care of yourself for a few days
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Not small, kvetching, goblin people like Ben Shapiro
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You know, when you're getting in fights all the time
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I'll snap your neck and leave you there in the dirt forever
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And then it just totally ruined the tension on the springs
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Several other alternate YouTube channels is up there
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I'll just complain about things that I have are broken
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You're going to want to take your time with that
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no they're no they're just glasses there's no no they can't they can't see through clothes
03:31:57.060
why would they be able to see through clothes phil
03:32:00.620
no there's no false frame i'm not smuggling drug there's no drugs being smuggled in the frames
03:32:08.340
phil it's just glasses what i'm if they're emitting any frequency to attract the females
03:32:21.040
no i don't think it does that either in fact i think it probably repels them
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why are you why does everything why can't something just be a thing with you why can't
03:32:33.300
they just be look it's their prop glasses to make fun of a dickhead why does there always have to
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be some kind of nefarious angle why do they always have to be used for some kind of
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demented purpose does your brain work in any other way have you ever had a wholesome thought in your life
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like why can't you just watch cartoons you know i'll put family guy on what do you want to laugh
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you want to you wish lois was real so you could fuck her okay all right i'm going to bed that's
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she's got a hook for a cartoon character billy i don't want to hear this shit from you either