Raging Dissident Podcast - RageCast 389： THE GOOSE IS LOOSE!

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00:00:30.000 If the lions want war, we gon' fight them till the battle ends.

00:00:38.800 If the tigers come round, we gon' fight them till the bloody end.

00:00:42.020 The circus is in town!

00:00:44.460 When the elephants come, they gon' bow to my brethren.

00:00:47.500 Come on, we'll rest at your thumb, work it.

00:00:50.380 Lock them in a cage, parade them till the lion's den.

00:00:53.940 Come on, we'll rest at your thumb, work it.

00:00:56.080 Just wanted to make sure everybody was still being a piece of shit Zionist out there.

00:01:00.200 I just, I can't, I gotta, are we still killing babies?

00:01:02.860 We are, okay, good, good, good.

00:01:05.000 Chosen! Are we chosen? We're chosen.

00:01:26.080 It's Friday, it's the finale.

00:01:35.860 This is the end of the war pile.

00:01:38.540 It's all over.

00:01:39.500 I breathe fire like a dragon, killing women's armor.

00:01:43.860 Go hard, yeah, we gotta seize the day.

00:01:46.680 How far raining down upon my people.

00:01:48.880 If you're gonna bring the evil, you can bury it today.

00:01:51.800 We all been lost.

00:01:53.200 We all been lost.

00:01:54.260 We all been lost.

00:01:54.740 Everyone rise to our brethren called.

00:01:57.280 We got your back.

00:01:58.740 We all been lost.

00:02:00.360 One of these days I'll film my own stuff.

00:02:04.040 Someday.

00:02:04.480 What's going on, motherfuckers?

00:02:11.600 You're all bigots.

00:02:12.500 You're all racist and terrorists.

00:02:14.080 We all been lost.

00:02:15.500 We all been lost.

00:02:16.100 They just keep failing to prove that ever.

00:02:19.220 A lot of things keep getting said, but very, nothing ever seems to be proven ever because it's never true.

00:02:26.220 I needed a little more.

00:02:41.900 What's going on, guys?

00:02:42.780 How you doing?

00:02:44.780 Entropy Rumble Odyssey and all the other places.

00:02:47.480 Keep YouTube, Twitch, Spotify, blah.

00:02:50.280 I gotta get on top of that.

00:02:54.980 I gotta do a PSA, and I gotta remind myself to do like a 15, 10-minute just audio upload to the podcast distributors

00:03:04.020 so that it'll be like, what?

00:03:05.100 What is this, 10 minutes?

00:03:06.680 To let them know that it's almost November 1st, and on November 1st, the CRTC takes control of Canadian internet media and so on.

00:03:15.800 And so, pretty good.

00:03:16.880 I mean, I don't know that's gonna happen November 1st, but anytime after that, I could be removed from all these platforms.

00:03:22.100 At the stroke of a pen, or rather the keystroke of a push of a fat, they-them's finger, perhaps.

00:03:30.280 But that'll be it.

00:03:31.520 So, you'll have to go to the website, bookmark it, write it down at least, so you'll remember when you, you know, later on.

00:03:38.600 What was he saying?

00:03:39.380 Where is that?

00:03:40.240 People still ask me, like, where do I find?

00:03:42.480 It's on the screen.

00:03:43.500 It's on the screen, man, right above my fucking head.

00:03:48.780 Ragingdissident.com has all of my, um, all of my stuff and where it's gonna be from now until they, you know, force me to get a different website.

00:03:57.120 And the sub stack as well, there's lots of different ways to keep up, and that's why we have to do it this way,

00:04:01.000 because this is what the actual pushback looks like for people that are pretending to fight the machine.

00:04:06.900 Very few of them are actually doing so.

00:04:09.000 In fact, they're getting rich and benefiting from participating within the rule.

00:04:11.960 You gotta play by the rules of the system, man.

00:04:14.420 That's how you fight the system, man.

00:04:16.420 You just follow, you just choose the terms of service, man.

00:04:19.540 You just slava, man.

00:04:21.000 You just chosen people, man.

00:04:23.240 You just condone wars and killing and fucking bankrupting and destroying the future of your own people, man.

00:04:28.300 That's how you fight back, man.

00:04:30.460 Get the fuck out of here.

00:04:32.220 Take your little baby dick and get out of here, man.

00:04:35.280 That shit.

00:04:35.820 But no, we have to be everywhere, and we have to be maneuverable and agile.

00:04:42.040 Mental Marco, is there agile?

00:04:43.860 You have to be.

00:04:44.560 You have to be everywhere.

00:04:45.420 You have to be adaptable, and you have to be able to take advantage of the resources you have,

00:04:49.280 because that's the situation.

00:04:51.000 They'll take your bank accounts.

00:04:52.020 They'll take your channels.

00:04:52.760 They'll take everything from you.

00:04:53.660 They'll take your fucking internet service provider.

00:04:55.220 They'll do whatever they gotta do.

00:04:56.280 So, that's where we're at.

00:04:59.760 So, make sure you go there, and bookmark that, RagingDistant.com, and write it down or something,

00:05:03.540 because if you're listening to this, whatever platform you're using,

00:05:06.460 if it's not one of the bad guy ones, odds are, one of these days, all of a sudden, like magic, poof,

00:05:11.100 it'll be gone.

00:05:12.640 It'll be all gone.

00:05:14.400 Just like that.

00:05:15.940 So, we'll work on that.

00:05:17.480 Let's see what's up.

00:05:18.340 Anybody?

00:05:18.840 Let's check any of these.

00:05:19.720 I gotta check my messages.

00:05:21.400 Boop!

00:05:23.380 You have five messages.

00:05:27.100 To play your messages, press one.

00:05:29.640 Doing's, what's up, man?

00:05:30.540 Gives me a salute.

00:05:31.200 Thank you so much, brother.

00:05:32.020 T-Money says, you get exonerated the same day World War III starts.

00:05:35.080 Is this how Philip celebrates?

00:05:37.120 I don't know when World War III started.

00:05:38.720 You could argue it started with Ukraine, but, you know, it's in the future, right?

00:05:42.600 30 years from now, people will be like, when did the killing begin?

00:05:47.340 And then before it ended again, it would probably be Ukraine.

00:05:50.440 But you could even maybe probably draw it further than that.

00:05:54.380 Dagaloni says, buy a milkshake.

00:05:55.600 I will have some.

00:05:57.360 Yeah.

00:05:57.640 I'm trying not to get fat, but, you know.

00:06:00.140 Genstein wants to celebrate?

00:06:01.380 We can do a little bit of that.

00:06:02.480 Sure.

00:06:03.200 I had a little already.

00:06:05.420 OG Mangopus says, season three finale vibes?

00:06:08.280 It could be.

00:06:09.800 It could be.

00:06:11.440 I don't know.

00:06:12.260 Are those the vibes?

00:06:13.020 Because this is it.

00:06:13.860 This is the end of the woodpile, guys.

00:06:15.700 And, well, for now.

00:06:16.860 Anyway.

00:06:17.720 Angry John Todd says, I'm confused.

00:06:19.580 Supporters for the Freedom Convoy were labeled as neo-Nazis.

00:06:21.860 Is freedom anti-Semitic?

00:06:23.240 Yes, it is.

00:06:24.100 It is.

00:06:24.460 Having self-respect and wanting to govern your own affairs and think that you and your kind

00:06:29.500 should be in charge and have kind of control over your own destiny and so on.

00:06:33.920 Yes, that is very anti-Semitic.

00:06:35.960 Apparently.

00:06:36.440 I didn't know that when I started out.

00:06:39.120 I was told that later through repeated, you know, metaphorical beatings in the media and

00:06:45.280 so on.

00:06:47.300 But, you know, they're wrong, though.

00:06:49.140 Like, they're cunts and they're wrong about everything.

00:06:51.780 And they support pedophiles, all this kind of shit, and they want to pretend they're outraged

00:06:56.900 about this or that.

00:06:57.660 And, oh, my God, save the children.

00:06:59.600 Fucking, yeah.

00:07:00.100 What about the Epstein kids?

00:07:01.120 You ever remember that?

00:07:01.780 Speaking of Israelis and Jewish blackmail and Mossad and all of that kind of stuff, we

00:07:07.540 ever going to get that list of clients?

00:07:09.040 What's going on?

00:07:10.840 That's a no story.

00:07:12.040 It's not a big deal when somebody like Jeffrey Epstein, who has entrapped in sexual compromising

00:07:17.360 blackmail schemes, presidents of countries, prime ministers, billionaires, tech moguls and

00:07:22.700 oil magnate, all, you know, he's, that's fine.

00:07:26.080 He just works directly for the Israeli government.

00:07:28.160 That's who Mossad is.

00:07:29.200 That's why they do it.

00:07:30.060 And that's why you're seeing around the world, why, you know, we have to Slava, or

00:07:33.900 we have to, current thing, or what are we saying?

00:07:37.240 Dreidel, dreidel, what are we doing now?

00:07:40.100 Is because, why are these people so powerful?

00:07:42.620 Well, because that's why.

00:07:43.440 Because many of your elected leaders are really installed there or allowed to be there because

00:07:47.140 they've been compromised in very disgusting, depraved ways.

00:07:50.700 And they know that they have that over their head forever.

00:07:53.900 They're always going to be a good boy.

00:07:55.180 They're always going to do what they're told.

00:07:56.240 Because if not, guess what?

00:07:57.260 Your family, your friends, your whole life, everybody's going to find out you were fucking

00:07:59.980 a 15-year-old on Epstein Island.

00:08:03.420 Because it's on tape.

00:08:07.260 Who's going to, who is going to go?

00:08:09.220 So, once somebody has gone that far down the path of corruption and done something that

00:08:15.360 despicable, they're not coming back, dude.

00:08:18.380 It would take a all-or-nothing suicidal level of, like, last minute, like Darth Vader throwing

00:08:28.100 the Emperor down the pit into the reactor type of move where it's like, this is going

00:08:32.520 to destroy me to do, but I have to do it because it's the right thing to do.

00:08:35.880 And I'd rather die with a clean soul than let these fucking people.

00:08:39.040 That's, and who has the courage to do those things?

00:08:41.620 Very fucking few.

00:08:42.560 Very few.

00:08:43.640 Right?

00:08:44.040 So, that's what's going on, unfortunately.

00:08:48.440 And there's a lot of, and who's, you know, who knows how many of them are compromised and

00:08:51.320 how far it goes and how deep, it's been going on for a long time.

00:08:53.720 And the Italian mob did this and, you know, Meyer Lansky and Mickey Cohen and all those

00:08:57.820 fucking people did all that stuff too.

00:08:59.200 This is what they do.

00:09:00.020 They've been doing it since the 30s and 40s.

00:09:01.720 Because that's the one thing they know that we won't put up with.

00:09:06.680 And that's why they do it.

00:09:07.960 The one thing that no one will ever excuse, and every man, especially, you know, especially

00:09:14.080 ours, they find out you're fucking around with kids or preying on kids and, you know,

00:09:18.420 young women, like, you're a dead man probably, right?

00:09:20.700 Like, in most societies, especially European societies, it's like the number one.

00:09:24.080 So, that's what they use as blackmail.

00:09:26.940 Because no one, once that hit the streets, you know.

00:09:29.560 And some quotes I hear, I read, and I think, there's no context to what they were talking

00:09:35.520 about.

00:09:36.360 And even though they'll say, oh, he meant this, we'll never really know what he meant.

00:09:39.940 Were you in his head?

00:09:41.200 Did you say it?

00:09:42.120 No, you just heard him say it.

00:09:43.260 So, we don't really know what he meant.

00:09:45.380 Kennedy had some good ones.

00:09:46.520 But George Bush, the senior, I'm pretty sure it was a senior, said something like,

00:09:51.300 if the American public knew what we did, we would be lynched in the streets by tomorrow.

00:09:58.640 Something like that.

00:09:59.320 There'd be blood in the streets tomorrow.

00:10:00.480 If they knew what we got up to, if they knew what we've done, what we do.

00:10:03.460 Ooh.

00:10:06.980 Can you elaborate, Mr. President?

00:10:09.240 That's not something you're, hmm.

00:10:11.800 I mean, I'd rather not my leadership say things like that.

00:10:14.920 That's frightening.

00:10:16.680 What do you mean?

00:10:17.680 What have you done that we would murder you for?

00:10:21.880 Who knows?

00:10:23.900 Angry John Todd says, I'm unvaxxed.

00:10:25.900 I watched my government turn society against me and fuck Israel.

00:10:28.620 Yeah.

00:10:29.500 Yeah, I have no love for them either.

00:10:30.740 I think they're, I mean, and it's dumb.

00:10:35.360 Or maybe it's not dumb.

00:10:36.480 I've always found it dumb because I've always known better than this.

00:10:38.920 But apparently a lot of people don't know better than this.

00:10:41.460 When you're saying something like, and any reasonable, sensible adult person that's worthy of any kind of respect at all,

00:10:47.100 you don't need to explain these concepts to them because they're just not retarded.

00:10:49.840 But, you know, you can say something like, fuck the Israelis or fuck, you know, and obviously it's not, let's kill every single fucking person.

00:10:58.000 There's little kids there.

00:10:59.200 There's people there that are just, you know, you don't get, you don't choose where you're born.

00:11:03.540 Like, in the grand scheme of things, they don't have anything to do with it.

00:11:05.760 But the government, the power players, the gang, the mobs, the mobsters, the generals, like there's a lot of those fucks.

00:11:11.860 And yeah, those people are probably the, some of the most evil, wretched, vile motherfuckers to ever walk the earth.

00:11:18.080 That regime over there in Israel is like, is, I mean, you're, you're swinging for all time.

00:11:23.340 Most evil, demented, insane, psychotic, like, you're, you're auditioning for that movie, I guess.

00:11:31.360 I guess there's already a movie for like the most evil, out of, out of their minds, insane, mass murdering, satanic kind of blood drinking maniacs that could possibly,

00:11:40.540 I mean, to a cartoonish level, they're over there like, oh, we'll do it.

00:11:43.780 We'll, we'll give it a shot.

00:11:44.940 We'll, we'll try it out.

00:11:46.840 So, I mean, yeah.

00:11:51.040 It's just funny that people are always like, they'll be like, oh, I know this, I, I know Moil and he's a, I don't know what he names.

00:12:00.740 I know Shrev and he's a great guy and he's, sure he is, but that doesn't change the fact that this is going on.

00:12:07.020 And overall, in general, pretty fucking awful, pretty terrible people, okay?

00:12:13.780 Just like I wouldn't at all blame any of the, uh, the Palestinians over there, the Iraqis, the, the Iranians, the Afghanis.

00:12:22.360 If they're just like, fuck Canada, dude, fuck those people and fuck America and those motherfuckers and they can all get fucked.

00:12:29.000 You know, a rational person would go, like, there's people in these countries that don't agree with what we're doing either.

00:12:36.860 And we also see how fucking retarded it.

00:12:39.200 But, again, overall, by and large, average person walking around, yeah, yeah, they're pretty big pieces of shit and they're right to think those things.

00:12:48.700 So, there's a nuance to it.

00:12:53.980 Shrev, I just made that up.

00:12:55.580 Is that a name?

00:12:56.160 There's just a lot of them that are like, great, there's ads and lives and hems and, I don't know.

00:13:03.920 It's a fucking weird language.

00:13:05.740 That one.

00:13:08.320 I'm never even going to try to wrap my tongue around that one.

00:13:10.420 It just ain't going to happen.

00:13:12.600 All right.

00:13:13.220 Did I get through all these chats?

00:13:14.260 I think I did.

00:13:15.500 That was fast.

00:13:16.620 All right.

00:13:16.920 Where do we start?

00:13:17.580 What are we going on with?

00:13:18.320 Yeah.

00:13:18.660 I was just clowning around with this in the middle of the day.

00:13:20.240 Because it can, isn't it?

00:13:26.440 I can charge it up.

00:13:28.460 Because it can.

00:13:29.320 Because it's all done.

00:13:30.640 I'm off.

00:13:31.120 All of my restrictions are now gone.

00:13:34.380 More or less.

00:13:35.300 I still can't possess weapons.

00:13:36.660 Oh, no.

00:13:37.120 But I still have this big mouth and these huge guns.

00:13:39.800 So, I don't know if they're going to make me license those or they're going to send me the police.

00:13:43.040 I may have just outed myself that police might have to come and arrest me because my fucking arms have grown at almost two inches since the spring.

00:13:50.900 So, I'm pretty huge now.

00:13:53.120 And I don't know.

00:13:54.640 That could be a way.

00:13:55.840 I don't know.

00:13:56.280 I might go to jail for that now.

00:13:57.400 We'll see.

00:13:59.020 We'll see.

00:14:00.000 I just can't believe it, guys.

00:14:01.380 I can't believe that what I've already described as the truth, the accurate truth, turned out to be exactly what I said it was.

00:14:09.640 It's so shocking.

00:14:10.480 I can't believe that.

00:14:11.800 It's insane.

00:14:13.040 That they would, you know, have national warrants and slander pieces in the media and a bunch of shit and the whole time.

00:14:21.060 Just wait and see.

00:14:22.680 And then, funny enough.

00:14:25.600 Now, I mean, I'm not.

00:14:28.720 I don't want to give away too many things because some of these people are still involved and there's still other.

00:14:33.280 I got two cases to go and they're involved in one of them.

00:14:35.840 But, funny enough, you know, it's just I found it strange that the only witness in one of these cases or in this particular one is a wanted fugitive with dozens and dozens and dozens of convictions,

00:14:57.440 which I found amusing after paying a private investigator to go collect all these police reports and arrests and charging documents and court transcripts and all of that shit.

00:15:08.100 And that's, you know, as they say, I told you guys I was just starting to watch The Wire, right?

00:15:12.360 Great show.

00:15:13.420 The cop's only as good as an informant.

00:15:15.400 So true.

00:15:16.520 So true.

00:15:17.020 So when you, you know, base a politically, you know, kind of charged case like that against somebody just, and that's what you're leaning on as a drug addict,

00:15:27.260 I, you know, I can't believe it fell apart.

00:15:30.680 But the funny thing is, what really was interesting was when, well, we just pushed a couple of motions through to go,

00:15:36.220 hey, so we want all of this, we want all of the records of favors, proffers given by the police to this person,

00:15:45.420 any warrants they may have had rescinded or canceled, you know, any gifts, any exchanges or interactions at all.

00:15:54.520 We'd like a total, final, complete list of all of those things, which they keep track of, by the way.

00:16:00.360 And then they said, well, how about this?

00:16:03.340 How about we just drop the case instead?

00:16:05.280 And I was like, yeah, that's what I thought you'd do.

00:16:09.600 And that's what they did.

00:16:10.700 So, unfortunately for me, I insisted on a trial.

00:16:14.760 They tried this.

00:16:15.600 They tried to make me, just sign this and say it was your fault.

00:16:18.420 And I, no, no, no, we're going to trial.

00:16:19.820 You're going to explain all of this shit in front of everybody.

00:16:22.080 I'll haul everybody in here.

00:16:23.240 I'm paying for every fucking, every bell and whistle I can get.

00:16:26.380 Nah.

00:16:27.440 No, they spent all this time and resources and money into fucking me around and you guys and blaming everybody and writing all this crazy shit.

00:16:34.320 And to just go, eh, I'm bored now.

00:16:38.040 I don't want to play with you anymore.

00:16:39.980 Oh, yeah?

00:16:42.060 Oh, neat.

00:16:44.220 Well, I'm not done playing though.

00:16:47.080 See, I like this game that you've taught me.

00:16:48.920 I'm enjoying it and I'm having fun with it.

00:16:50.920 Now it's my turn.

00:16:52.320 Okay, now it's daddy's turn to play.

00:16:53.800 Daddy's going to play now.

00:16:54.780 Okay?

00:16:55.540 So why don't you go tuck yourself into bed and just wait on that one?

00:17:04.200 I'm fucking coming after some scalps, dude.

00:17:06.580 And I've got the gas to do it too.

00:17:09.660 It's going to be good.

00:17:10.880 But that's going to be a while.

00:17:11.720 That's going to be another year of nonsense probably too.

00:17:14.440 But anyway, as far as that goes, so three of the five cases they had against me are now gone.

00:17:19.480 Without a trial.

00:17:20.520 Without even preliminary.

00:17:21.700 Like we didn't even get anywhere close.

00:17:24.540 They just fucking went to these extreme insane measures and then decided, oh, shit.

00:17:30.980 I forgot I need evidence for things like this.

00:17:33.340 Oh, damn.

00:17:33.980 Well, that sucks.

00:17:35.040 Guess I'll not do it anymore.

00:17:37.440 Cool, bro.

00:17:41.900 Anyway, we've got two more.

00:17:43.820 I'm not looking too bad on those ones either.

00:17:46.180 Looking forward to those as well.

00:17:47.620 And again, the most frustrating part is that they hide.

00:17:51.160 And they get to hide what they get away with and what they do and what they say.

00:17:54.180 And they put publication bans on things and say, oh, it's to protect the accused.

00:17:57.940 And it's to protect their right to a fair trial.

00:17:59.880 That's what a publication ban is.

00:18:01.060 Really.

00:18:01.720 Because while I was incarcerated, you did nothing but this.

00:18:05.300 About how awful I am.

00:18:07.440 Compromising my right to a fair trial.

00:18:10.340 Because the jury is selected from the people that read these fucking newspapers, obviously, right?

00:18:14.780 The thing is, I can't say anything.

00:18:16.900 And no one can say anything about what only the media can.

00:18:19.720 And the media always kisses the ass of the state, right?

00:18:22.980 So that's good.

00:18:23.900 So the publication bans, they're not for you.

00:18:26.760 They say they're for you.

00:18:27.760 They're to protect the state in most cases.

00:18:30.300 And definitely in cases like this.

00:18:31.540 I asked specifically.

00:18:33.520 I said, no, no.

00:18:34.280 No, I want there to be press in here.

00:18:36.100 Bring them all in.

00:18:37.440 Bring them in.

00:18:39.380 I want it wide open.

00:18:40.340 And they were like, well, it's not up to you.

00:18:41.980 Because the Crown can request a publication ban.

00:18:44.820 And they did.

00:18:45.660 Every time.

00:18:47.280 Isn't that nice?

00:18:48.040 Isn't that cute, guys?

00:18:50.960 Sorry.

00:18:51.540 I mean, I tried.

00:18:52.300 And I was, we're going to trial then.

00:18:54.340 I fucking refused everything.

00:18:55.720 Like, no, we're going to trial.

00:18:56.920 You wanted to have a trial.

00:18:57.920 We're going to trial.

00:18:58.880 Okay?

00:18:59.160 I got 50 fucking grand sitting there earmarked just for you.

00:19:03.200 Just for this.

00:19:04.440 Let's go.

00:19:06.260 I don't want to.

00:19:07.500 Oh, you don't want to.

00:19:08.480 Well, you really seemed to fucking want to when I was locked up in prison on the other side of the country.

00:19:12.320 All of a sudden, what happened?

00:19:14.260 And, you know, a lot of the, I mean, most of the credit, I mean, well, I didn't do much.

00:19:22.220 I just had to just not die.

00:19:25.920 And, you know, keep this going and keep working along here.

00:19:30.200 But the credit should go to the lawyers, obviously.

00:19:34.380 They did a great job.

00:19:35.780 And they still are doing a good job.

00:19:37.440 But also, you guys, for the community and your continued support and everything, to pay for this, to keep the lights on so that I could survive this.

00:19:44.440 Because the unfortunate truth about it in this country is you're only as innocent as you can afford to be.

00:19:50.540 You can be, if I didn't have these lawyers and I didn't have the money and the support and all the people and all of this to make this happen,

00:19:59.080 I would probably still be sitting out there in the SEC in Saskatoon waiting for trial in the summertime.

00:20:06.080 Probably.

00:20:09.060 That's just how it is.

00:20:10.040 That's how it is in this country.

00:20:10.920 If you can't afford to bring in the help, you're in big trouble, man.

00:20:15.380 It's very stacked against you.

00:20:16.700 It's very one-sided.

00:20:17.900 And they really lean on guys.

00:20:19.220 I was listening to them, you know, again, in the jails.

00:20:21.140 Like, they just come right on to them.

00:20:22.240 They'll throw 100 charges at somebody.

00:20:24.280 And they'll have to plead to two or three of them.

00:20:27.520 And then they get you on something.

00:20:29.840 And they're like, well, if I just do this, I'll only be in here for a couple of months.

00:20:33.200 And then I'll be out.

00:20:33.680 Even for stuff they could probably beat or things they didn't do.

00:20:36.260 I mean, who knows?

00:20:36.820 A lot of them legitimately are criminals.

00:20:39.340 95% of the people in jail probably should be in jail.

00:20:42.720 But not all of them.

00:20:44.720 And, yeah, it's really, really greasy how they can take advantage of people like that.

00:20:49.540 And they do.

00:20:49.940 I watch them do it.

00:20:50.900 Just because they get higher clearance rates.

00:20:52.400 The cops get the convictions and the cases off the books.

00:20:56.040 And the lawyers get convictions.

00:20:57.280 And the attorneys.

00:20:57.700 And, you know, it's a giant machine.

00:21:00.820 It's just a big machine.

00:21:01.940 It's just another capitalist machine like anything else.

00:21:07.020 That's what one of the lawyers first told me.

00:21:09.380 We were talking about it.

00:21:10.460 And I said something like justice system.

00:21:12.200 And they were like, it's called the criminal system.

00:21:14.740 Calling it a justice system, it's not really what this is.

00:21:19.280 Not a lot of that.

00:21:20.080 It's a lot of dealing and swindling.

00:21:22.340 And, again, if you don't have the lawyers and the money to protect yourself, they'll get you.

00:21:28.000 And that's not something to be proud of.

00:21:29.860 I'm not proud of that.

00:21:30.660 I don't like that about this place.

00:21:32.440 I don't like knowing that people less fortunate than me could do the exact same things I did and then have their fucking lives ruined and do.

00:21:37.760 I mean, how many years was I facing at one point?

00:21:39.620 Like 40, right?

00:21:40.380 Three or four of these five cases were by indictment.

00:21:45.480 They carried 10-year minimums on some of the charges.

00:21:47.740 And there was like three in charges in this case and four in that one and 10 in this one.

00:21:50.960 So, you know, they expect you to crack under that mental pressure.

00:21:56.220 And they expect you to fucking, you know.

00:21:59.740 But I don't know.

00:22:01.120 I don't know who they thought they were fucking dealing with.

00:22:04.240 I don't know, man.

00:22:05.900 I mean, the Army couldn't make me quit at 117 pounds when I joined the infantry.

00:22:11.200 They couldn't do it.

00:22:13.160 You know, Seesaw couldn't do it.

00:22:16.300 And then the war didn't do it.

00:22:18.420 And, you know, the shit you live with afterwards and all of life's challenges and everything else that comes in as a nice, joyful package of all of those things, that couldn't do it either.

00:22:26.560 So if you think you're going to fucking rattle me with this shit,

00:22:28.980 which is why I am taking a victory lap right now.

00:22:36.320 I think I've earned it.

00:22:39.000 I didn't fucking run away.

00:22:40.340 Did I flee the country?

00:22:42.080 Did I stop streaming and go hide somewhere?

00:22:45.040 Did I fucking, no.

00:22:46.480 I went right back to work.

00:22:47.600 I went right back to what I was doing.

00:22:49.900 I didn't fucking skip, you know what I mean?

00:22:53.000 Because I knew I was innocent.

00:22:55.020 I was like, I got the lawyers.

00:22:56.660 We got the money.

00:22:57.060 It's going to be fine.

00:22:57.840 There's nothing to worry about.

00:22:58.980 It's just going to be a painful, shitty experience.

00:23:02.300 And that's the whole point.

00:23:03.200 That's what they do.

00:23:03.940 But I got to say, I should almost say thanks in a lot of cases.

00:23:07.060 Because the connections that I've made and the networking I've been able to do as a result of this has been invaluable, quite frankly.

00:23:16.440 Not to mention the credibility.

00:23:21.600 The credibility bump I've gotten for it has been excellent and very good.

00:23:25.340 And a lot of people that started to pay attention to this, all the horrible things these fucking people said about me.

00:23:30.820 They got invested in the story.

00:23:32.380 And now they're seeing what's happening.

00:23:34.540 And now they have a very different view of what's going on.

00:23:37.400 And a lot of them are now happy to be relieved and they feel supportive of what we're doing here.

00:23:46.120 So great job.

00:23:47.300 Thanks a lot, guys.

00:23:48.100 It's actually we actually kind of we're coming out ahead, I think, in the end here.

00:23:50.960 So if you want to try any other, you know, brilliant scam, brilliant fucking ideas.

00:23:56.500 You're doing great, kid.

00:23:59.460 You're doing great.

00:24:01.460 You're a fucking genius.

00:24:04.660 I've never seen somebody so smart.

00:24:10.480 You're like Littlefinger.

00:24:13.340 That guy from Game of Thrones.

00:24:15.740 There's so many of these fucking people out there that think they're like, oh, bro, I'm like a fucking 5D chess master, bro.

00:24:20.600 And I'm like, you've got jizz on your shirt, you know.

00:24:23.300 Oh, I didn't do fucking laundry today.

00:24:25.420 That's nice.

00:24:27.300 That's nice.

00:24:30.240 Let's see.

00:24:30.960 Team Oddie says, best part about working out?

00:24:32.520 When your previously large shirt now fits tight around the arms and lats.

00:24:35.720 Worst part, having to buy more clothes.

00:24:37.800 Yeah.

00:24:39.180 I was usually, I was about 170, 175 most of my military career.

00:24:44.780 And then the last two or three years, because you start getting closer to 30.

00:24:47.700 And I'm like, less running 25 kilometers, more deadlifts, more beef, you know.

00:24:53.380 And I really went hard the other way.

00:24:54.980 And I got up to about 185, 190.

00:24:59.120 That's really where I'm at now.

00:25:00.400 I can't really get much bigger than this unless I want to go full fucking horse juice.

00:25:04.480 You know, trend balloon for breakfast or something.

00:25:06.940 And then just, yeah.

00:25:07.720 I could get huge maybe, but yeah.

00:25:11.620 Would you do that?

00:25:12.420 That 20 pounds or so?

00:25:13.860 Yeah.

00:25:14.100 You need all, you literally need all new clothes again.

00:25:18.720 So, yeah.

00:25:20.140 I know what you mean.

00:25:21.300 You can go either way though.

00:25:22.360 You can be overweight and then lose a pile of weight.

00:25:24.180 And be like, now you need all clothes.

00:25:25.100 But you deserve them.

00:25:26.180 Right?

00:25:26.500 See, now you're healthier.

00:25:27.360 You deserve new clothes.

00:25:28.940 You earned them.

00:25:31.120 Well, I can't afford them.

00:25:32.080 You've earned the clothes you've stolen off of those people.

00:25:35.480 They deserved it to get.

00:25:40.680 Farmer Sepp, what's up, bro?

00:25:41.820 How you doing?

00:25:42.460 He says, bigot camping trip.

00:25:43.720 Listening live.

00:25:44.400 Thanks for bringing us together.

00:25:45.760 If I am.

00:25:46.560 My pleasure, sir.

00:25:47.380 It's been amazing to see and watch.

00:25:49.920 And some of the guys are slamming Derek's property together now.

00:25:53.000 There's a whole crew of them out there.

00:25:54.000 They're having a good time.

00:25:54.820 They're having fun.

00:25:56.180 It's good to see.

00:25:57.000 There's a lot of this happening all over the country.

00:25:58.620 And it's just instinct, right?

00:26:02.000 I just shoved some people a little bit.

00:26:04.140 That's all.

00:26:04.720 Fuck in there.

00:26:05.440 The fuck in there.

00:26:06.900 Now they're doing great.

00:26:08.240 And it's going to keep growing.

00:26:09.740 It's going to keep expanding.

00:26:11.200 And we'll just keep growing out the community.

00:26:13.380 And people are getting stronger and healthier and better every day.

00:26:18.140 That's all we can do.

00:26:20.280 And then hopefully when the storm comes, we've built ourselves up enough that the walls are high enough.

00:26:25.420 That the trench is deep enough that it gets weathered.

00:26:29.180 And you're like, oh, it wasn't so bad.

00:26:31.420 The alternative is, again, hiding under coats and hoping everything gets better for some reason when it never does.

00:26:35.900 And then you just get eaten by wolves or something.

00:26:39.660 I don't know.

00:26:41.320 Wallbanger says, congrats, man.

00:26:42.580 Nice to see you just keep winning.

00:26:44.200 You've given endless inspiration to downtrodden people.

00:26:47.480 Enjoy all those milkshakes because you really earned them.

00:26:49.780 I do like a good milkshake.

00:26:52.180 No, thanks, man.

00:26:53.080 And again, like you guys deserve a lot of credit for the help.

00:26:55.840 And there's a lot of people I should thank.

00:26:58.480 But how do you begin?

00:26:59.960 And we're not done.

00:27:00.800 We've got two still to go.

00:27:03.200 And I'm not going to get too much more into that.

00:27:05.460 But both of those are...

00:27:07.460 I'm not losing any sleep over it.

00:27:11.160 I'll put it that way.

00:27:12.040 And then when it's done, I'll let you know.

00:27:13.160 Whenever that is.

00:27:13.960 It's sometime in the next...

00:27:14.900 I would imagine this should all be concluded by spring at the latest.

00:27:18.940 But you never know.

00:27:20.180 It could be done sooner.

00:27:20.900 We'll see.

00:27:21.240 Plutonomous says,

00:27:24.020 What does it take to get the Coups IV out of jail besides a well-equipped band of ex-Marines?

00:27:28.060 I think they're going to be out shortly.

00:27:30.440 Fingers crossed.

00:27:31.540 This isn't...

00:27:32.060 I don't know anything more than the average...

00:27:33.940 Than anybody else does that's out there.

00:27:35.760 I just...

00:27:36.720 From my own experience into how the system works...

00:27:40.340 When I learn something, I always feel like I'm the last person in the world to know that.

00:27:50.240 So I don't ever want to tell anyone anything I've learned.

00:27:52.680 Because I feel like everyone else knows all this already.

00:27:55.660 You're an idiot.

00:27:56.720 So I just don't.

00:27:59.240 But it does strike me that most people don't have an intimate knowledge of the criminal system.

00:28:04.620 And in being incarcerated and bail hearings and show cause and all of this...

00:28:09.000 They don't even know what these words mean.

00:28:10.160 I didn't know any of it until I was thrown into it.

00:28:13.020 And now I'm three out of five cases deep now.

00:28:15.760 With a few months of jail and all.

00:28:17.480 Anyway.

00:28:20.420 So I've got a much clearer understanding of what the procedure is.

00:28:24.300 What's normal.

00:28:24.820 What's not normal.

00:28:25.520 How it works.

00:28:26.320 How, you know...

00:28:27.800 For example, if you...

00:28:29.580 I didn't know this.

00:28:30.440 If you go for bail right away and it gets denied, you're in there for a long fucking time.

00:28:34.960 You don't get endless bail attempts.

00:28:37.940 Right?

00:28:38.280 You just...

00:28:39.840 So people do that and then they end up in rough shape, for example.

00:28:46.540 As far as those guys go, there was a narrative, a political narrative.

00:28:50.060 This is my opinion.

00:28:50.780 A political narrative that was keeping them in there.

00:28:52.420 There is somebody's ambition to do this.

00:28:57.500 And they went overboard.

00:28:59.840 And they can't really just let them go without having an egg all over their face.

00:29:03.760 So that's not going to happen.

00:29:05.060 I think no one really knows what to do there.

00:29:07.280 And they're just...

00:29:07.980 The government, I've seen from their own documents and their own interactions.

00:29:11.480 They do literally hide under coats and wait for things to get better.

00:29:14.760 And they don't.

00:29:15.340 And then somebody eats it.

00:29:19.260 But the change here is that...

00:29:22.360 Well, first of all, hasn't it come that the first prosecutor they had has been dismissed from the case?

00:29:28.780 Because he may be a suspect.

00:29:31.260 He may be facing criminal charges.

00:29:34.680 So that's interesting.

00:29:36.240 So the original prosecutor is gone.

00:29:38.300 And now there's a different prosecutor.

00:29:39.560 And apparently there's evidence of fraud, allegedly, on the part of the Crown Attorneys and the Crown's Office.

00:29:49.180 So a set-up job, in other words.

00:29:52.360 And that's going to be...

00:29:54.180 That's already been argued about.

00:29:57.940 And one of the guys, Carbert, just had a bail review, which is you can get bail denied and then you have to go...

00:30:06.200 You're eligible for a review every 60 or 90 days, something like this.

00:30:10.160 Should have seen my face.

00:30:11.740 When do we try this again?

00:30:13.540 Oh, 60, 90 days.

00:30:14.600 60 or 90 days!

00:30:16.360 Anyway, there's all these rules and shit.

00:30:20.760 So he's up for a review now.

00:30:22.260 But they've got this and the Hategate article that Kareem Assad put together with the FOIPOPs that some of you guys got and all of that stuff.

00:30:30.260 Which proves that the militia narrative was bullshit and always was bullshit.

00:30:35.480 And the police and CSIS knew it was bullshit.

00:30:38.000 But they were denied and detained bail as part of this story because dangerous militia, oh, we can't let them go.

00:30:46.500 They're a fucking part of a neo-Nazi terror gang.

00:30:48.680 Except they knew, the police knew, that was never true.

00:30:52.560 It says so right there in their own emails.

00:30:54.300 So one of the reasons that somebody can go from not being given bail to, oh my god, oh shit, let them out,

00:31:01.080 is what's called a material change in circumstances, which is like a huge, something like that.

00:31:06.400 Like, oh shit, the whole reason I thought they were in here is not even real.

00:31:11.260 I go vault, put them back on the street.

00:31:13.760 You know, that's a material change in circumstances.

00:31:16.340 So as I understand it, that's what the defense argued.

00:31:20.180 And the crown was like, but you're on there.

00:31:22.080 Or I'm cranky, or whatever the fuck they wind up cried about.

00:31:25.960 I'm sure it was amazing.

00:31:28.040 And the judge goes back to his chambers to think about what he wants to do,

00:31:32.600 how he's going to justify it, and blah, blah, blah, case law.

00:31:35.420 And then he comes back, and I think the 8th, is that correct?

00:31:38.900 I think it's November 8th they're going to be back.

00:31:40.860 And he's going to be there with his decision to either let Mr. Carver go,

00:31:44.220 or is he going to stay in?

00:31:45.440 And I feel like he's, I feel like he should be released.

00:31:51.420 If I were him, I would, I don't know, I wasn't in the room,

00:31:54.560 so I don't know what was said or what happened,

00:31:55.920 but I talked to a couple of people that were there,

00:31:58.000 and it sounds like, from my own experience, comparatively,

00:32:01.280 like, it sounds like he should, you know, the math makes sense.

00:32:06.120 You know, it's there, so.

00:32:08.280 And if that's true, if he does get released on bail on the 7th,

00:32:14.220 or the 8th, or whenever that's going to be,

00:32:16.040 then I would imagine the other three would follow along within the couple of weeks.

00:32:22.980 So, let's, you know, fingers crossed, see what happens with them,

00:32:26.560 but there's a few people covering that.

00:32:29.220 Mocha, how do you say his last name?

00:32:31.900 I think he's Romanian or something.

00:32:34.780 I can't say these names.

00:32:36.080 Or Turkish, Berigzin, anyway.

00:32:39.320 Somebody probably has his Twitter or something.

00:32:41.020 I've retweeted him a couple of times.

00:32:42.840 He's been covering a lot of that stuff, too, so check that guy out.

00:32:47.700 Scarecrow says, congrats on another win.

00:32:49.340 They've been doing a lot of fucking around.

00:32:51.420 Now they're in for a world of finding out.

00:32:53.820 Let's get some scalps.

00:32:55.020 Yeah, we're going to be doing some stuff.

00:32:57.340 Once I, you know, because I live here still.

00:33:01.020 I still have to live.

00:33:01.640 I can't move away.

00:33:03.260 I'm not moving away.

00:33:04.380 But, like, yeah, I don't have any restrictions on my travel or, you know, timings or anything like that anymore.

00:33:12.540 So, we are looking at, we got to take this on tour, baby.

00:33:17.720 That's what has to happen.

00:33:18.940 It's the most natural, obvious step.

00:33:23.720 How are we going to level up as a gang, you know?

00:33:27.340 If we can't, like, move about the country nationally in, like, uniformed, angry, skull mask fashion, having rallies and parties and where there's people laughing and having a good time and saying, fuck you.

00:33:44.140 I mean, we, I mean, or we can just stay home on the internet forever.

00:33:48.540 I mean, that's fun, too.

00:33:56.620 Nah, I like the first option.

00:34:00.660 Let's get to Party Bus.

00:34:05.620 The Bigot Party Bus.

00:34:07.380 The Bill Badger Bigot Express Bus.

00:34:09.540 Colbert's mom knows a guy.

00:34:15.140 Walkin' Style says, here's to you, here's to me, here's to Daggs and Jeremy.

00:34:42.940 And if by chance you don't agree, and he left it blank.

00:34:47.840 Gee, I wonder what he meant when he put this in there.

00:34:49.940 Girl, and save yourself and take it on me.

00:34:55.420 Girl, and save yourself and take it on me.

00:35:07.840 Tibor says, the process has always been the punishment.

00:35:10.420 Brats, God love you, bud.

00:35:12.540 They picked the wrong men to fuck with.

00:35:15.860 We're not the right ones, dude.

00:35:17.240 If it helps you, man, I won't stop you.

00:35:37.480 Sergeant Rock says, I had to laugh hard the other day watching the PM leaving through the back door of his so-called work.

00:35:44.760 The man is the champion of hide-and-seek, but is a fucking coward.

00:35:48.160 A walk in the snow is coming.

00:35:50.460 We were laughing about this the other night with Ferry and the Danger Cats.

00:35:53.580 Uncle Hack and Sam Walker popped in at surprise time, and Edgy was there.

00:35:57.040 We were having a good laugh.

00:35:57.660 And we were like, a great heel would be if the, imagine if the prime minister just pulled a heel turn.

00:36:04.620 He just comes out to like Stone Cold's music, and he's like, he's extreme.

00:36:09.500 He's far right now.

00:36:12.040 And we're like, dude, all the signs are there.

00:36:14.080 He put on these incredibly unapologetic, super offensive, racist costumes like five times.

00:36:20.140 He doesn't, he didn't do it once.

00:36:21.440 It wasn't an accident.

00:36:22.220 He enjoys it.

00:36:23.220 He likes to do it.

00:36:24.600 He has fun with it.

00:36:25.580 And imagine you're at a Halloween party, and one of your friends came dressed like that.

00:36:34.480 We would all laugh, you know?

00:36:36.740 We would all laugh.

00:36:40.920 The one black guy there would laugh the hardest.

00:36:47.620 But everyone pretends, oh my god, oh, this is so respectable.

00:36:51.080 It's just because the liberals champion themselves as like, they're not like that.

00:36:56.440 They're so much better than everyone, and they would never do this.

00:37:00.200 So, you know?

00:37:02.080 If he had just been a huge dick his whole life and not given a fuck, imagine.

00:37:07.200 Imagine what he could have been.

00:37:08.540 Imagine Dark Justin.

00:37:10.240 I mean, he doesn't have a friend in the world right now, guys.

00:37:22.320 Imagine that plot twist.

00:37:29.020 I gotta get the right tune.

00:37:30.900 Where is it?

00:37:33.840 Yeah, this is the one, I think, right?

00:37:35.220 Imagine that.

00:37:36.980 He needs our help, guys.

00:37:37.980 Your polling has dropped, quite alarmingly.

00:37:59.660 Your friends are abandoning you.

00:38:02.040 Your wife has left you.

00:38:03.760 And soon, Apple Man will take the throne.

00:38:18.380 There are things that can be done.

00:38:22.120 If you would just kiss the scepter.

00:38:27.320 Come with us, Dark Justin.

00:38:39.340 We can save you.

00:38:44.380 We can make you more powerful than you've ever imagined being.

00:38:51.320 Or you can just be a cock, and I mean, all of those people are fucking your girl, and Apple Man.

00:39:04.860 I mean, my God.

00:39:07.380 How do you live?

00:39:08.360 How do you do?

00:39:08.940 You must be on a lot of Percocets.

00:39:10.720 So, you know.

00:39:17.820 This is your only chance.

00:39:25.840 You must join us.

00:39:28.400 Or you will die.

00:39:31.540 Politically speaking.

00:39:32.540 I think we should send that to him.

00:39:40.980 I think that's a compelling offer.

00:39:43.240 You know?

00:39:43.940 What else has he got to do?

00:39:50.380 He's just doing coke with Philip all the time anyway.

00:39:53.720 He could be super useful if he went dark side, you know?

00:39:57.700 He could be really good, actually.

00:40:00.260 Nice redemption arc, you know?

00:40:02.540 He is part communist.

00:40:07.000 I mean, his dad was Cuban.

00:40:08.200 Treason is in the blood.

00:40:09.320 Like, he could definitely, dude.

00:40:11.980 We could manipulate him.

00:40:13.060 We're just going to start kissing his ass a little bit.

00:40:15.620 And feeling bad for him.

00:40:17.080 Talking about how, you know, how he was done wrong.

00:40:20.100 Everybody's ganging up on him, you know?

00:40:21.900 They don't appreciate him for what he's done.

00:40:27.500 Yeah, that's right.

00:40:29.660 Finally, somebody gets it.

00:40:32.540 Soon.

00:40:36.280 Soon.

00:40:38.600 I'm going to get into his head.

00:40:39.800 I'm going to twist him around and make him my puppet.

00:40:42.580 And I'm going to strap a suicide vest on him.

00:40:45.240 And I'm going to send him back into the building.

00:40:50.060 He's wearing a Hamas headband.

00:40:54.740 He's all wired up.

00:40:56.580 Dagelon flag.

00:40:57.700 I didn't see this coming.

00:40:59.240 Wow.

00:41:01.100 Season four is crazy.

00:41:02.800 As dark Justin is gay as the regular.

00:41:12.740 That's a good question.

00:41:18.360 Maybe.

00:41:18.920 I don't know.

00:41:19.540 I mean, that's pretty.

00:41:20.400 I mean, that's a lot of.

00:41:21.340 I don't know.

00:41:21.760 Maybe he goes straight.

00:41:22.760 Maybe he just becomes like a total.

00:41:24.540 I don't know.

00:41:28.240 He's hanging out with.

00:41:30.600 No, he can't be our friend.

00:41:32.140 If he's friends with Zio Jesus, that guy's evil.

00:41:35.300 Did Greg make a season four poster yet?

00:41:37.120 I don't know.

00:41:37.580 But he knows.

00:41:38.160 I mean, he's something he should probably be thinking about.

00:41:40.320 If he wants to keep his job that he doesn't get paid for.

00:41:42.880 All the time.

00:41:46.540 Sometimes we pay him not nearly enough.

00:41:50.280 But I mean, usually it's for free.

00:41:54.560 All right.

00:41:59.720 Genstein says, first class ticket to Vancouver.

00:42:02.280 Well, I'll let you guys know as soon as we're ready to kick something off.

00:42:07.280 But I got a lot of shit to do here still, obviously.

00:42:10.500 And I still have these other, you know, a couple of cases.

00:42:13.160 And, you know, it's literally just been a few hours.

00:42:15.960 Okay.

00:42:17.040 It's going to take some time.

00:42:18.340 It's going to take some time.

00:42:19.480 I can't just snap my fingers and slap together, cobble together.

00:42:22.980 Some kind of cross national fucking bro bigot circus.

00:42:28.660 It's going to take some doing.

00:42:30.240 It's going to take more than this.

00:42:34.520 I'm going to have to actually, I'll have to put on grown up pants.

00:42:38.400 So we'll start with that.

00:42:39.440 And I'll start.

00:42:40.100 I'll see.

00:42:40.500 I'll put grown up pants on and then I'll see how I feel about it.

00:42:43.220 It may be the key to everything.

00:42:44.660 I don't know.

00:42:45.100 It might be like the Lord of the Rings.

00:42:46.900 The man with the pants.

00:42:48.160 Because you know what?

00:42:49.260 You guys can laugh as much as you want.

00:42:50.720 But I guarantee you, 70% of you guys watching this right now, you're wearing sweatpants

00:42:54.500 and you're not wearing pants at all.

00:42:56.000 Or what pants you're wearing.

00:42:57.000 You've had them on for a few days, haven't you?

00:42:58.600 Yep.

00:42:59.740 Don't lie.

00:43:01.040 Shut up.

00:43:02.700 Shut up.

00:43:03.340 And, you know, I could go on.

00:43:05.980 I can see all of you.

00:43:07.140 I can see right into your house.

00:43:10.280 Did you not know that?

00:43:11.260 There's backdoor software in here and it's like all of your webcams and smart TVs and

00:43:15.500 phones are turned on too.

00:43:16.620 That's just a...

00:43:17.720 And man, there's a lot of fat people.

00:43:19.720 There's a lot...

00:43:20.140 I'm sending schizo stair guy after all of you.

00:43:26.180 He's going to chase you until you fall down.

00:43:27.960 You know, you're not going to be able to run for long.

00:43:29.640 You know, he's going to get you.

00:43:31.160 And he's going to make you climb those stairs for a million hours in a row.

00:43:37.020 It's going to be very illegal.

00:43:38.240 We're probably going to go to jail for this.

00:43:39.860 It's going to be like old school.

00:43:41.040 There's just going to be a van.

00:43:42.240 He's going to nearly run you over with it.

00:43:45.740 Men will jump out.

00:43:46.780 There'll be a bag over your head.

00:43:47.620 Taser.

00:43:48.000 The whole thing.

00:43:48.540 The whole thing.

00:43:48.960 Moe Sislak says, the baby has been running sleep deprivation tactics on me.

00:43:54.580 So I've been catching up on Spotify.

00:43:56.140 Wish I didn't fully agree with everything you're saying, but I do.

00:43:58.400 I wish I didn't believe everything I was saying.

00:44:01.880 It doesn't bring me a lot of joy either.

00:44:08.800 Yeah, the babies will do that, man.

00:44:10.380 A couple of friends just had them and they're something else.

00:44:13.160 They're a lot of fun.

00:44:13.920 It goes by so fast.

00:44:14.820 It's so cliche and everybody knows that, but it's so true.

00:44:16.700 They go by so quick.

00:44:17.340 You know, my oldest boy is almost 10.

00:44:19.540 Like, it was quick, man.

00:44:23.220 And, yeah, that lasts about three months.

00:44:26.140 Sorry to say.

00:44:27.100 That's probably where Greg Arcade is right now.

00:44:30.960 Lasts a few months.

00:44:32.800 And they start.

00:44:34.700 There's about three, four months they usually start sleeping through the night, I think.

00:44:37.180 Or at least mine did.

00:44:37.840 But before that, yeah, you're up every two hours.

00:44:41.740 Every two or three hours for weeks on end.

00:44:44.300 You still have to go to work and, you know, it's great.

00:44:47.600 It's super not.

00:44:50.920 You don't remember a lot of it.

00:44:52.240 There's a lot of sweatpants being worn in that time.

00:44:54.380 You know, there's a lot of puke being cleaned up and there's just shitty diapers everywhere

00:44:57.800 and everyone's half asleep.

00:44:59.120 Oh, fuck.

00:45:00.800 Do we have anything to eat?

00:45:02.340 Did we eat?

00:45:03.240 What is this?

00:45:04.040 What day is now?

00:45:05.560 Ah!

00:45:06.220 Ah!

00:45:06.780 Ah!

00:45:07.080 Fuck.

00:45:11.580 Oh, guess I'll go to Tim Hortons.

00:45:13.420 What do you want?

00:45:14.580 What do you want?

00:45:15.220 Crack cocaine?

00:45:16.000 Okay.

00:45:16.920 We'll get to see if they have that.

00:45:18.620 Give me your strongest coffee you've ever made.

00:45:21.880 And then put speed in it.

00:45:23.120 Not for her.

00:45:26.760 For me.

00:45:28.800 We can't be given the baby speed yet.

00:45:32.800 Man of Breezy says, keep enjoying the milkshakes.

00:45:34.720 I will.

00:45:35.580 I will get diabetes.

00:45:38.160 I like chocolate.

00:45:39.220 I like vanilla.

00:45:40.340 I like banana.

00:45:41.780 I like strawberry.

00:45:43.340 I like all kinds of milkshake flavors.

00:45:45.800 They is all very tasty.

00:45:48.100 Bad Grandpa says, I'd like to purchase an indulgence for cheese for my Chihuahua.

00:46:05.820 I'll allow it.

00:46:07.200 It's not for the Chihuahua.

00:46:08.280 You're lying.

00:46:08.920 This is for you.

00:46:09.780 You're trying to blame it on Chippy.

00:46:12.100 That's the name of the Chihuahua, I assume.

00:46:14.380 You're trying to say this is what Chippy wants, and you think I'm just going to go easy on you.

00:46:18.520 Well, I would see right through your cheese scam, Bad Grandpa.

00:46:24.700 Right through it.

00:46:26.780 Island Jason says, I know a guy on Vancouver Island who smokes a Wicked Dag brisket.

00:46:30.980 If you come out west, you must visit Viagalon.

00:46:34.460 Where is that?

00:46:36.360 I'll try to make a time of it.

00:46:38.540 It's not going to be like...

00:46:41.000 I mean, I would plan to be gone for a month, probably.

00:46:45.220 And that's something...

00:46:45.880 I was like, what do I do with the stream, then?

00:46:47.780 Do I...

00:46:48.180 I think what we'll do, what I'd like to do...

00:46:49.900 I'd have like...

00:46:50.600 Well, I'm going to bring some people with me, obviously.

00:46:52.620 Somebody's like, stop by and see Derek.

00:46:54.160 I'm like, he has to come.

00:46:55.280 It's not negotiable.

00:46:56.240 He's being kidnapped, or he's coming one way or the other.

00:47:00.240 You know, we can just film and record shit on the road while we're going and make all kinds of shenanigans.

00:47:06.360 I don't know if I'll record and upload what we do, or maybe I'll just fucking paywall that shit.

00:47:14.820 Make it a special...

00:47:15.840 You know, you've got to pay extra for that.

00:47:17.580 The road rage content, you know?

00:47:21.260 Or I'll...

00:47:21.960 I don't know.

00:47:22.360 I'll keep doing these streams periodically off through my laptop, and I don't know.

00:47:27.440 I don't know what's going to happen, but it's going to be a blitz!

00:47:30.500 The offensive.

00:47:31.620 The ground offensive.

00:47:32.680 The first Diaglonian ground offensive begins soon.

00:47:35.540 And I'm just going to keep delaying it, just like the Israelis.

00:47:39.120 It's coming soon!

00:47:40.500 We're going to do it soon!

00:47:43.160 Except they, I think, did invade...

00:47:44.440 I think they did start that this afternoon, or this evening, or whatever the time zone is, was.

00:47:49.900 But early this afternoon, it seems to have been kicked off there.

00:47:54.740 Chad RM says, I stumbled across your site and show back in August.

00:47:57.900 Thanks for everything you do.

00:47:58.700 Best of luck going forward.

00:47:59.740 Nice!

00:48:00.100 Right on, Chad.

00:48:00.860 Welcome to the party, pal.

00:48:03.000 Welcome to the party, pal!

00:48:04.260 Remember I used to have all those stupid...

00:48:06.100 Do I have that one?

00:48:06.840 Probably not.

00:48:08.440 I'm going to spend five minutes looking for it, just to play it.

00:48:10.640 I don't even have it.

00:48:12.060 I don't...

00:48:12.720 It doesn't matter.

00:48:14.680 It doesn't matter.

00:48:20.000 But, yeah, thanks.

00:48:21.680 Appreciate it.

00:48:22.380 And, yeah, there's new people coming in all the time, like I said.

00:48:25.160 Yeah, stumbled across it.

00:48:27.060 How, exactly?

00:48:27.880 Those are always interesting stories to me.

00:48:31.660 They're always like, uh...

00:48:33.620 It's never like a nice, wholesome...

00:48:35.840 It's always something...

00:48:37.300 Well, I was arguing with somebody on the internet about mass murder.

00:48:43.600 Your name came up.

00:48:47.880 Excellent.

00:48:48.440 You know, this is why my mom is proud of me.

00:48:50.520 You know, she's really...

00:48:51.880 You know, she's happy.

00:48:55.660 Plutonamus says, I have a special request.

00:48:57.080 Can we hear Lucky Larry O'Looney do the cry of the Diagaloon?

00:49:00.940 You'll hear it when you hear it.

00:49:02.700 It comes up when he comes...

00:49:05.720 There, he's around.

00:49:07.560 He's always around.

00:49:09.600 As long as you guys are sending money, he's not going anywhere.

00:49:12.240 I think he's, uh...

00:49:17.840 Dipping into the tail, if you know what I mean.

00:49:20.720 He's got that long beak.

00:49:23.960 Eh!

00:49:24.700 Eh!

00:49:25.260 Whatever noises you make.

00:49:27.680 Man on the mountain says, I'm back!

00:49:29.440 I went to Texas and tried breathing liquid air.

00:49:32.140 Can't do it.

00:49:35.420 That's a real thing, isn't it?

00:49:36.960 I think I've heard of this.

00:49:38.000 God, no, I couldn't fucking do that either.

00:49:39.880 Went to Illinois where I woke up with a cockroach crawling.

00:49:42.220 Up my arm.

00:49:42.900 Nice.

00:49:43.500 Left the hotel to find five brothers taking selfies on the hood of my Dodge Charger rental car.

00:49:48.240 Nice.

00:49:48.960 Stopped in Seattle to homo.

00:49:50.920 So I'm back in Alberta.

00:49:53.340 With the R-E.

00:49:54.640 Yeah, the rest of them.

00:49:56.760 So you did whippets.

00:50:03.380 Yeah.

00:50:04.420 Yeah, they're into it too.

00:50:05.820 The loons are into the whippets.

00:50:09.160 They don't mind it at all.

00:50:11.280 Pee-pee noises.

00:50:13.020 What are you talking about over here?

00:50:14.900 Odyssey?

00:50:15.440 Okay, let's see what the guys are saying over here.

00:50:17.160 Socrates says, I'll shoot this theory out there.

00:50:19.360 The Laurentian elite actually keep us a bit safe from Zionists, as much as you hate them.

00:50:24.800 He's talking about the prime minister.

00:50:25.860 His wasp shit-lib ass is actually much better than the American regime.

00:50:30.340 On that issue, that's true.

00:50:32.100 That is true.

00:50:32.740 They actually are, I think, closet xyophobes.

00:50:41.680 I think that's what they are.

00:50:44.780 Because they always try to get away with what they can until, you know, the right just goes, rawr, all my chosen people.

00:50:53.000 They just, until it goes, okay.

00:50:54.480 They exploit it as much as they can.

00:50:56.400 They get away with as much as they can with it, which is like, it's curious to me.

00:51:03.000 So, but yeah, these guys coming in, the conservatives, they're going to be so much worse.

00:51:07.640 We're going to be at war probably, and they're going to make the worst fucking decisions imaginable.

00:51:12.180 They already are making the worst decisions imaginable.

00:51:14.660 They're weak, pathetic, cowardly meatheads.

00:51:18.000 They're just imbeciles, you know.

00:51:21.780 They're more concerned with the activities and the goings-on and the social world of homosexuals than anything else.

00:51:28.420 I'm not expecting big things out of them.

00:51:31.860 Jay Conn says, I don't see many people making quality streams like yours.

00:51:34.500 Keep up the good work.

00:51:35.100 Oh, thanks, man.

00:51:35.860 I don't know.

00:51:36.780 Compared to who?

00:51:37.600 Compared to what?

00:51:38.940 I've really tried to turn it into a thing, I guess.

00:51:41.280 It's been years of this, dude.

00:51:42.660 What is this, year four?

00:51:45.120 I think.

00:51:45.760 And funny enough, the original idea was to just kind of, I was going to kind of gimmick this for a bit and develop some stuff and then go out on the road anyway.

00:51:56.840 It just took many years to do because I kept getting arrested.

00:52:03.120 You know, so this was supposed to happen a long time ago, but we'll get to it.

00:52:08.380 We'll get to it, and I don't know.

00:52:10.220 I'll try and do both, a little bit of both.

00:52:11.520 Soaker City says, Buffy St. Marie is officially not native.

00:52:17.000 What?

00:52:18.240 Hey, na-na, ho-ho-hine.

00:52:21.960 Hey, na-na, ho-na.

00:52:23.720 Is that what he's doing?

00:52:24.660 Buffy St. Marie is officially not native.

00:52:26.440 I don't know who that or what that is, but there you have it.

00:52:30.620 It's probably true.

00:52:31.580 I read it on the internet from an anonymous person.

00:52:33.640 Jen C says, I can't wait to tell my Cirque wife I'm going to see the Rage tour.

00:52:43.340 Yeah, that does seem like that's going to happen eventually, very soon, within the next little bit.

00:52:51.000 What's going on on YouTube?

00:52:51.860 I don't even, I have a bunch of shit I can get into, but I'm not sure what to do tonight, really.

00:52:58.340 I've kind of been busy with all this shit, and now I've got to, I've been packing shit up, and I've got to, I wasn't paying much attention.

00:53:06.940 I assume, I assume everything's still stupid and gay.

00:53:09.480 Let's see.

00:53:11.360 Hmm.

00:53:12.200 Where do we begin?

00:53:12.800 Oh, well, speaking of stupid and gay, this is, uh, why not?

00:53:16.640 I saw Colbert's mom was in the chat there earlier.

00:53:20.520 Let's talk about Toronto for a minute.

00:53:26.180 That was an accident, but I wish that would happen right now.

00:53:28.460 I wish I would be saved from what I'm about to show you.

00:53:31.040 The GDTI, the Gender Diversity Trans Inclusion Project, is so important to me, and I feel so attached to it.

00:53:38.220 It's not only because I'm a gay male, but just in the past few months...

00:53:42.600 Is this a hostage video?

00:53:43.660 Uh, my previous niece has come out as non-binary, and so I call her my previous niece because niece is no longer appropriate.

00:53:51.800 So the two of us sort of put our heads together, did some research, and we came up with the word nibbling,

00:53:56.860 which if you Google it, you might, you may or may not find that it's, uh, a non-binary, uh, way to call your, uh, niece or nephew.

00:54:08.740 Thank God it's over.

00:54:09.960 Uh, I kind of blacked out.

00:54:11.700 What did he say?

00:54:13.660 So that's the cops in Toronto, just so you know.

00:54:19.540 That's what's going on over there.

00:54:22.620 It's good.

00:54:23.300 It's good stuff.

00:54:24.460 Uh, what else?

00:54:25.920 Anything I want to get right away?

00:54:29.560 You want to see, uh, someone scream at Hillary Clinton for like three minutes?

00:54:33.720 It's actually pretty awesome.

00:54:35.120 Check it out.

00:54:35.620 I'm sorry, we've got two more people to hear from.

00:54:39.660 I'm sorry.

00:54:40.160 You have a chance.

00:54:40.860 Well, I'm not sorry.

00:54:41.900 You sit down.

00:54:42.840 I know you're not sorry.

00:54:43.900 That's the point.

00:54:44.760 We're going to let other people talk.

00:54:46.140 The hypocrisy of the fact that Frank Magicia is a, so she's doing what's called filibustering.

00:54:53.820 She's going to just keep talking over him.

00:54:55.560 So no one can really hear or make sense of what's being said on either side.

00:54:58.420 Cause there's too much noise, just a lot of yelling and she'll just carry this on until

00:55:01.900 he's removed.

00:55:02.840 Uh, she has no intention of talking to this guy.

00:55:05.120 Like this, this is what they all do and it makes them look superior.

00:55:07.900 And then they're hauled away and like, Oh, can you believe these people?

00:55:11.320 And everyone goes, Oh yeah, the loud man was dumb and stupid.

00:55:14.580 Unlike me who is smarted or, you know?

00:55:18.320 Um, so yeah, just, this is what they're doing.

00:55:21.680 Like it's one of their little moves, one of the little tricks that they do.

00:55:24.380 Make a statement about president Joe Biden's speech.

00:55:27.480 This is a clearly warmongering speech.

00:55:30.460 President Joe Biden is calling for a hundred billion dollars of funding for Israel, Taiwan

00:55:36.060 and Ukraine.

00:55:37.000 And we're supposed to just bundle these together and pretend like we're going to rush to world

00:55:40.360 war three and we're all just going to let Hillary Rodham Clinton sit here.

00:55:44.240 Okay.

00:55:45.140 I'm sorry.

00:55:46.260 You know, this is not, this is not the way to have a conversation.

00:55:50.480 If you want to have a conversation, you're welcome to come talk to me afterwards.

00:55:54.320 You can sit here.

00:55:55.560 Okay.

00:55:55.820 That's something else they all say.

00:55:57.980 And, uh, they almost never mean it.

00:56:00.680 Uh, I think there's a guy I don't, I, I just saw this briefly, so I don't want to fuck this

00:56:04.940 up.

00:56:05.340 Um, there's a, there's a fellow in New Brunswick is a cool guy, Jacob Buston.

00:56:08.600 You guys might know, see this guy around.

00:56:10.680 He's been going hard on the environmental stuff, but there's a lot of fucking messed up environmental

00:56:14.520 stuff happening in Canada too, by the way, guys, which is also really fucked up and something

00:56:18.560 I really don't like either.

00:56:20.240 Um, cause if we ruined where we live, uh, we can't fucking live here anymore.

00:56:24.380 Can we?

00:56:25.060 So that sucks.

00:56:26.000 And that's really annoying.

00:56:26.960 So let's not do that.

00:56:28.760 Anyway, he cornered one of these, one of these people on it and they're like, Oh yeah, just

00:56:32.700 we'll, we'll have a conversation about it.

00:56:34.340 We'll come fucking.

00:56:35.080 And then they, Oh yeah, cool.

00:56:36.220 And then what the, no, now he's like blocked him and is hiding everywhere from him.

00:56:39.820 And he's getting all his people to like email him and call him.

00:56:42.840 It's just not letting him go.

00:56:43.960 It's amazing.

00:56:44.540 So, you know, just let you know that they, they, it's an act like these people are all

00:56:49.000 fake.

00:56:49.300 They're basically actors.

00:56:50.420 Okay.

00:56:50.840 They're playing a character and the character is called politician person and they're all

00:56:55.500 the same character basically.

00:56:57.560 And they're all really shitty.

00:56:59.260 Like they're shitty.

00:57:00.580 They're shitty.

00:57:02.320 They're like, um, you know, those people you see in TV shows.

00:57:06.340 And you're like, Oh my God, you're like Joffrey from game of Thrones.

00:57:09.120 You're like, every time he talks, like I fucking can't wait until this little twerp dies.

00:57:12.700 When is he going to die, man?

00:57:14.820 Fuck.

00:57:15.820 That's, that's who politicians are.

00:57:17.800 And, uh, that's the character they play.

00:57:20.300 And the game is who can play the character the best and who is the best at playing the

00:57:24.960 character of politician person.

00:57:26.780 That's the one that gets to be in charge.

00:57:28.640 It's a, it's a skilled game.

00:57:30.340 And that's why you see these, these people like, um, herself, our prime minister and Apple

00:57:36.200 man.

00:57:36.680 And so on there, they're up there because they're the best at these bullshit techniques,

00:57:40.940 which make them appear powerful when they aren't.

00:57:43.740 It makes them appear wise when they aren't.

00:57:46.700 It's a, it's a blue, it's an illusion.

00:57:49.000 It's a complete fraud.

00:57:50.220 I really don't like them guys.

00:57:54.120 I, uh, I think that's pretty obvious, but I feel like if I say it enough times and I

00:57:59.460 just yell about it long enough that God himself will become tired of my complaining and destroy

00:58:04.640 these people.

00:58:05.700 Right.

00:58:06.140 You're going to, you're going to, you're going to wait for me, right?

00:58:08.220 I don't, I do not believe you.

00:58:10.300 And I will listen to you and I will respond to you.

00:58:12.080 I do not believe you.

00:58:13.420 Respectfully.

00:58:13.780 I do not believe you.

00:58:14.860 And the fact of the matter is that the American people's voice are what need to be heard.

00:58:19.140 Yeah, they are being heard.

00:58:19.920 Because our president is not speaking for the American people and neither are you.

00:58:23.460 Well, that's your opinion.

00:58:24.360 That's your opinion.

00:58:25.200 Yes, that's my opinion.

00:58:26.340 But, well, then sit down.

00:58:27.600 We've heard your opinion.

00:58:28.680 Thank you very much.

00:58:29.740 Now we're going to sit down, peasant.

00:58:31.420 I'm not going to stop it.

00:58:32.560 I'm not going to stop it.

00:58:33.440 Working on behalf of human rights.

00:58:35.580 I'm going to exercise my free speech until I'm removing.

00:58:38.760 I would like it better if he didn't sound like he was about to cry the whole time.

00:59:08.300 That would be probably a little more commanding.

00:59:10.200 So, again, a word of advice.

00:59:11.280 Try to take some deep breaths and stay, you know, a little more calm.

00:59:14.260 When you get all shrill and feminine, like hysteria like this, it's much easier for people

00:59:18.860 to dismiss you.

00:59:19.700 With the CIA.

00:59:20.720 Oh, yeah.

00:59:21.140 Well, you're brilliant in your historical cherry picking.

00:59:25.280 I love that this is like a wrestling promo now.

00:59:28.320 They're just shooting back and forth.

00:59:30.100 The Pinochet regime.

00:59:30.960 Please, could you please inform me about the United States?

00:59:33.820 Coming up on SummerSlam, Hillary Clinton fights a hummingbird.

00:59:39.780 We're going to move on to Frank Disha, who's actually on the flip side fighting for human rights.

00:59:48.200 Not just yelling about it.

00:59:50.440 So, Frank, I want to turn to you because you are from Uganda and Uganda is 2021.

00:59:57.880 It just keeps going.

01:00:00.840 This kid just won't give it up.

01:00:02.740 It's great, though.

01:00:03.700 The Anti-Homosexuality Act criminalizes LGBT conduct in Uganda.

01:00:13.220 He tries to push us to World War III.

01:00:16.260 Oh, please.

01:00:16.780 Do you understand?

01:00:18.520 It's not about Israel and Palestine.

01:00:20.580 It's not about football.

01:00:22.900 This isn't football.

01:00:23.660 Somebody should record, like, someone should save this clip because it's like, this is that moment in time where it's like people are like, they always do this.

01:00:32.080 They go back and through history and like, I can't believe, why didn't anybody warn anyone?

01:00:35.960 How did this happen and nobody noticed and nobody said?

01:00:38.680 No, they always do in every war and every time in World War I and World War II and Vietnam and the Gulf War and the Iraq War.

01:00:45.720 Massive amounts of people were like, no, thank you.

01:00:49.540 Nope, not this.

01:00:50.760 This is fucking crazy.

01:00:51.920 They were made to do it anyway, but right up until it happened, there was people like this in the street yelling just like this.

01:01:01.840 The president criminalizes LGBT conduct in Uganda.

01:01:07.700 He tries to push us to World War III.

01:01:10.700 Oh, please.

01:01:11.220 Do you understand?

01:01:12.920 It's not about Israel and Palestine.

01:01:15.020 It's not about football.

01:01:17.280 This isn't football.

01:01:18.580 It's not Team America.

01:01:19.840 Well, I'm sorry, but some of us are on Team America despite our flaws and our problems.

01:01:26.100 Yes, that's me.

01:01:28.540 And some of us, every person on this stage.

01:01:33.800 She's got 50 years of experience in training and workshops and experts and psychologists and the CIA and all these fucking people.

01:01:42.580 To make her better at what she does.

01:01:45.740 So, it's like, you know, he walked into that one.

01:01:50.080 Since you brought up America, she's probably said this a thousand times in her career.

01:01:56.380 You know what I mean?

01:01:57.140 Fight our flaws and our problems.

01:01:58.880 Yes, that's me.

01:02:00.960 Oh, oh, oh.

01:02:01.880 See, the seals like that one.

01:02:04.000 It's like doing stand-up or playing music.

01:02:06.580 Like, she's got a hit collection.

01:02:08.620 They've all got, like, zingers that they're going to land every time.

01:02:13.160 They've got the hits.

01:02:14.880 You know, they've got the bullets with them.

01:02:17.280 Yeah.

01:02:18.060 The person on this stage.

01:02:19.720 You have to stop right now.

01:02:21.380 You have to stop.

01:02:21.860 Or what?

01:02:22.620 Wait.

01:02:22.960 I want to say, every person on this stage has wished their life, their income, their reputation.

01:02:32.540 Well, careful now.

01:02:35.520 Their careers, and what have you done other than stand-up and their stuff?

01:02:42.980 This would be a perfect time to, like, then he pulls his shirt open and reveals a bunch of, like, purple hearts and war medals.

01:02:48.160 Be like, oh, I don't know this baby, bitch!

01:02:50.820 Where the fuck were you, getting rich?

01:02:53.460 He's got a prosthetic leg or something.

01:02:55.300 You know what I mean?

01:02:57.060 That's why I, like, try to encourage, like, any of the vets that I know and guys I know that are like-minded and they see what's going on in this.

01:03:02.860 It's like, dude, use that.

01:03:04.760 You earned it.

01:03:05.720 You earned it.

01:03:06.020 We earned the fucking right, dude.

01:03:07.200 We got blown the fuck up.

01:03:08.320 People shot at us.

01:03:09.180 They killed our friends, dude.

01:03:10.500 And it was bullshit?

01:03:11.780 And there's going to be people like this telling us to shut the fuck up.

01:03:14.820 And people that are on our team.

01:03:17.140 And, like, that guy's with you.

01:03:19.000 He's on our team.

01:03:19.780 Like, he sees this shit.

01:03:20.700 This is wrong.

01:03:21.460 This is fucked up.

01:03:22.360 And this, these fucking covenant witches are going to sit up there and go, excuse me, what have you fucking done?

01:03:29.000 That's when we're supposed to show up and get in front of that guy and go, you fucking bitch, you want to get at him, you're going to go through us.

01:03:34.900 Because I'm pretty sure we earned the fucking right to say these things and for you to fucking hear them.

01:03:40.420 So if he wants to say them on our behalf, you're going to sit there.

01:03:43.320 You're going to shut the fuck up.

01:03:44.980 You're going to slam shut your mouth just like your dusty old cunts been slammed shut for, I don't know, a couple of decades by the look.

01:03:50.720 And you're going to shut up and you're going to listen to it.

01:03:53.520 Okay, millionaire?

01:03:55.140 I will put my records and these women's records and Frank's records against you.

01:04:02.000 You should be probably prosecuted for war crimes and executed.

01:04:06.840 Any day of the year.

01:04:09.340 I was on.

01:04:10.220 What I have done is I have asked Hillary Rodham Clinton to denounce the president's openly warmongering, suicidal, idiotic speech.

01:04:18.540 And I've given my answer, I will not do that.

01:04:21.580 So that's the end of our conversation.

01:04:26.120 And that's the thing.

01:04:27.320 What did you think was going to happen?

01:04:28.980 I'll ask her to denounce it.

01:04:30.260 Well, she's not going to.

01:04:31.380 She's just going to do this.

01:04:34.160 But the point is, if you're going to do that, you should be trying to extract something from them.

01:04:39.640 Some kind of admission.

01:04:40.920 You want to make them look bad.

01:04:41.920 Something.

01:04:42.960 You're getting something on camera.

01:04:45.600 Like a lot of the people were doing with, you know, Apple Man, with PP, through his campaign.

01:04:50.960 He was asked about the UN Sustainable Development Goals.

01:04:53.640 He said, I've never heard of those.

01:04:55.100 I don't know what those are.

01:04:57.380 I've only voted on them.

01:04:59.160 I'll have to check here.

01:05:01.020 It looks like four times.

01:05:04.280 The number of times I've voted for them.

01:05:07.060 I've just never read the bill.

01:05:08.280 I just didn't actually read yet.

01:05:12.860 I just voted on it.

01:05:16.640 Or, you know, the trans queen drag weird pervert sex dick in your face story time fiasco people.

01:05:23.380 A lot of the guys were going to these events and asking them about that.

01:05:26.240 And he's like, yeah, I'm going to look into that.

01:05:28.120 Oh, absolutely.

01:05:29.140 And what did they ever say?

01:05:30.820 Nope.

01:05:32.780 Nope.

01:05:33.220 But, hey, PP, what about the National Citizens Inquiry and all the dead fucking children?

01:05:40.960 I'm going to look into that.

01:05:42.240 Are you?

01:05:43.140 No, you're not, though, are you?

01:05:46.240 No.

01:05:47.960 Not really.

01:05:50.540 So those, you know, getting stuff like that on video is valuable.

01:05:53.480 Because you can prove it to people and then erode their support away.

01:05:58.520 Because there's a lot of good people that think people like him are looking out for them.

01:06:05.420 That is not true.

01:06:06.800 They are looking out for them.

01:06:08.900 He's trying to win at a game called politics.

01:06:12.760 Careerist politics.

01:06:14.640 His entire life's ambition has been to be prime minister.

01:06:18.440 He wrote about it when he was a little child.

01:06:21.140 19, 20 years old, was he?

01:06:23.480 It's a game they're playing to maximize their influence and power and control to get to the

01:06:33.060 biggest chair so they can vacuum the most money and their heads can feel and their dicks

01:06:37.340 can feel as big as they can.

01:06:40.260 They'll say anything to you they need to say.

01:06:42.700 They'll lie through their teeth.

01:06:44.300 They'll fake cry.

01:06:45.300 Most of those people, many of them, I would argue, are probably sociopaths or psychopaths.

01:06:53.480 I don't know how they can do the things they do and not be.

01:06:58.760 The things they lie about every day.

01:07:00.660 It's like they have no attachment to reality.

01:07:02.560 Why is everyone so angry?

01:07:04.380 You don't even fucking live here with the rest of us, dude.

01:07:08.460 If you have to ask why we're angry, I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be the fucking guy.

01:07:13.100 Like, did you just get out of bed?

01:07:19.780 Are you the guy that's like, you know, rolls onto the job site like,

01:07:23.180 what time is it?

01:07:25.900 What's going on?

01:07:26.700 Why is everybody so angry?

01:07:28.100 It's 1130.

01:07:30.620 And we've got a little bit of a situation here.

01:07:33.260 Oh, well, here's what I think we should do.

01:07:36.520 I don't think I need to hear from you.

01:07:38.120 You don't even know what the fucking problem is.

01:07:40.400 You just woke up.

01:07:42.140 We're on it.

01:07:43.160 Okay?

01:07:44.000 Why don't you go back to bed?

01:07:48.860 No, they just need more power.

01:07:54.160 The government interference study.

01:07:56.640 Guess what?

01:07:57.180 We need more control of the internet.

01:07:59.980 That's what's going on.

01:08:02.000 That's, oh, look, a couple of fat people.

01:08:05.940 In response to growing concerns about foreign interference in Canada.

01:08:10.500 That's where I live.

01:08:12.040 The House of Commons Ethics Committee is calling on the government to adopt measures

01:08:15.520 to combat misinformation online, otherwise read as information they don't like

01:08:21.340 and want to have go away.

01:08:23.360 On Tuesday, the Standing Committee on Access to Information, Privacy, and Ethics,

01:08:30.720 I'm sure they're the embodiment of those qualities,

01:08:34.280 recently released a report focusing on foreign interference tactics employed

01:08:38.220 by the People's Republic of China and Russia.

01:08:42.160 The report also delved into allegations of communist China's interference

01:08:47.240 in past current interactions,

01:08:49.500 as well as a donation to the Pierre-Eliot Trudeau Foundation

01:08:55.100 by a Chinese businessman.

01:09:01.100 The committee claimed social media platforms were accountable for publishing false

01:09:05.420 or misleading information.

01:09:06.720 Additionally, legislators called on the government to develop policies.

01:09:10.540 We can't have this.

01:09:12.360 No.

01:09:12.780 Like, everyone has access to the internet, okay?

01:09:23.300 It's basically replaced the town square.

01:09:27.660 We used to have, like, central gathering points in our towns and villages and cities even

01:09:33.380 before we lived as electronic slave consumers like we do now.

01:09:37.380 So, and if people had something to say, they would go down there and, you know, gather everybody up and say it.

01:09:43.300 And there was no ban on who the fuck was allowed to do that or not.

01:09:48.560 And that's what you're trying to do in a digital way.

01:09:51.980 So, you guys can just go out and complain to no one.

01:09:54.520 Like, who are you going to go talk to?

01:09:56.440 You're going to go downtown?

01:09:57.780 Everyone's at home on their tablets and their pods consuming the internet

01:10:01.260 because that's where they live now.

01:10:02.480 They don't live in the world now.

01:10:04.260 They live on the internet now.

01:10:06.120 We all do.

01:10:07.080 For hours every day.

01:10:09.540 That's where most people get most of their information.

01:10:12.780 So, if you're denied access to where most people get most of their information,

01:10:17.800 and that's where they say, they come up with these cute phrases like,

01:10:20.640 you might have freedom of speech, but you don't have freedom of reach.

01:10:26.320 Oh.

01:10:27.040 Oh, I don't.

01:10:27.540 Okay.

01:10:30.620 Fuck.

01:10:31.880 We just need to control the internet more.

01:10:33.620 Oh, sure.

01:10:35.060 What could go wrong?

01:10:37.000 What could go wrong?

01:10:38.780 And these fake motherfuckers, man.

01:10:43.640 Let's go back to Peeps for a minute.

01:10:46.680 I'm going to be fucking coming after him now.

01:10:50.700 He's texting my girlfriend.

01:10:54.440 I guess you didn't get the fucking message the first time, Milhouse.

01:11:00.620 I don't like this.

01:11:02.040 I don't like this.

01:11:02.680 She tells me to go grift somewhere else.

01:11:07.220 Like, this just bothers the fuck out of me.

01:11:14.800 There's something so insulting and infuriating about all of this.

01:11:21.780 I wonder if anybody knows what it is, or what, you know, I'm going to explain why, and I bet somebody's going to be like, that's what it is.

01:11:35.100 See if you can read this.

01:11:36.080 Does it get bigger?

01:11:39.240 Does it get bigger?

01:11:41.460 No, that's what she said.

01:11:46.080 Hi, Morgan.

01:11:47.660 It's conservative leader PP.

01:11:50.940 A year ago.

01:11:52.460 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, grift.

01:11:53.920 Can you give me $15?

01:11:55.120 Again, people want to complain about grifters?

01:12:00.780 Politicians are the biggest fucking grifters anyone's ever seen.

01:12:03.680 They don't do anything for anyone.

01:12:05.360 They're completely, they're just, they've replaced what leaders were supposed to do, and they put these, you know, robot parasites in there instead.

01:12:12.160 These psychopathic actors that want to play politician and see who could be the best pet dog to the empire.

01:12:17.800 They're going to get the best dog bed at the foot of the seat of the emperor.

01:12:21.800 You little fucking clown.

01:12:23.020 Anyway.

01:12:25.960 First of all, asking, just cold call asking for money via text message.

01:12:31.000 Second of all, this is obviously the party.

01:12:37.260 This is, like, do you see how they said, they didn't say, hi, Morgan.

01:12:41.120 Morgan, this is the Conservative Party of Canada.

01:12:44.080 And we're here to, we would like to ask you, I wouldn't have a problem with that, because that's honest.

01:12:51.260 Are we to believe this is, this is literally, this is Milhouse just, he's just there on the toilet like, hey, Morgan, can you send me $15?

01:13:03.200 Obviously fucking not.

01:13:04.700 So why are we pretending this?

01:13:06.820 This is, like, one of those lines you call, like, lonely fucking old men will call a sex line and some woman named fucking whatever you want her name to be will pretend to be in love with you for 10 minutes.

01:13:17.740 Everyone knows it's a lie, but we're all, everyone's just like, we just need this right now.

01:13:26.360 I just need to pretend.

01:13:27.480 Like, why are you just saying, it's definitely not you.

01:13:31.800 So, that they engage in these kind of manipulative fucking mind games, because most people, most of their audience are dumb and see this and go, oh my god, really?

01:13:47.060 Otherwise, they wouldn't do it.

01:13:48.440 They're tricking people into sending them money, because they think PP himself has requested it.

01:13:57.560 PP texted me, he used my real name.

01:14:00.880 Oh, look, he's used my real name and everything, and oh, there's a little link here.

01:14:06.420 I would love to help him.

01:14:07.720 I'm 84 years old.

01:14:09.220 Everything about these people is just so dishonest and just disrespectful and pathetic and weak and my, oh my god, like, my skin crawl.

01:14:20.800 Everything about them is repulsive.

01:14:23.200 How could anybody be associated with these fucks?

01:14:31.060 And just to top it off, I thought this was fun.

01:14:35.000 There's another one.

01:14:35.900 This is a, and this is the whole, you know, the whole party, by the way.

01:14:40.280 This is one of the Saskatoon MPs.

01:14:43.040 Conservative.

01:14:45.000 The 2.3 million immigration backlog, backlog, isn't just a long wait time.

01:14:52.840 It hurts local businesses who are dependent on key specialists.

01:14:56.560 Oh, so the city's being hurt by the government's lack of not bringing enough refugees and migrants into the country fast enough.

01:15:03.400 That's one of the conservatives' gripes right now.

01:15:05.900 Is we're not getting enough.

01:15:08.200 We're not getting enough.

01:15:09.500 It's too slow.

01:15:12.640 It's too slow, say the conservatives.

01:15:17.660 Brad.

01:15:20.240 What kind of name is ready cop?

01:15:22.180 That's not real.

01:15:23.280 That's not a real name, sir.

01:15:25.000 That's not a real name, and that's not a real position.

01:15:27.980 Your name is fake, and what you're saying is fake.

01:15:30.580 Everything about you is fake.

01:15:31.460 I don't like fake people.

01:15:32.420 Get the fuck out.

01:15:33.140 Get out of Diagon.

01:15:33.820 Hold on.

01:15:38.780 You wouldn't be the first man to have this shoved right up his ass, okay?

01:15:46.300 It's made out of brass.

01:15:47.380 It's cold.

01:15:52.340 More faster legally.

01:15:54.100 We need more migrants faster and legally.

01:15:56.740 We need more.

01:15:58.040 We need all of Bangladesh to live in your house.

01:16:01.480 That's the only way we won't be racist.

01:16:05.680 Powerful paychecks for Indian truck drivers.

01:16:09.280 Common sense for communists.

01:16:11.520 I mean, what's the difference, really?

01:16:19.520 Craig Blackmore.

01:16:20.280 What's up, man?

01:16:20.680 He says, hopefully you can attend the annual Bitchin' Border Bigot Bash.

01:16:24.100 We'll schedule it around you.

01:16:26.220 When do you normally do that?

01:16:28.400 Yeah, I'll have to do a lot of thinking about when this is going to be.

01:16:31.680 Moe Zizlax says, deep fry killery.

01:16:33.980 Yeah.

01:16:34.600 She's a frightening person.

01:16:41.360 Jenstein says, that poor guy is already dead.

01:16:43.560 Yeah, it probably is.

01:16:45.720 She's probably thinking that in her head, like, I'm going to fucking have him killed.

01:16:48.980 She's had a lot of people killed, allegedly.

01:16:52.440 CRJ says, I feel like that's Hillary's body double, the eyebrows match.

01:16:56.500 She looks wildly different to her.

01:16:58.040 There's a lot of that weird shit.

01:16:59.440 I don't know, man.

01:17:02.680 I don't know.

01:17:03.340 I don't want to get...

01:17:03.860 I can only handle so many things at once.

01:17:08.660 And I'm still recovering from my revelation.

01:17:10.360 I mean, that's true.

01:17:11.060 I'm positive that's true.

01:17:12.260 The lost civilization of Hyperborea is buried under the ice in Antarctica.

01:17:16.680 When the planet was hit by...

01:17:18.360 There was a celestial event.

01:17:19.360 There was also a volcano erupted.

01:17:21.700 There was a bunch of times the Earth went like, whoa!

01:17:23.780 Whoa!

01:17:24.840 And it got fucked.

01:17:25.960 And entire continents got flooded with fucking...

01:17:28.740 From all the water getting sloshed around.

01:17:30.680 You ever...

01:17:31.160 Like jumping in a bathtub.

01:17:35.340 You know what I mean?

01:17:35.780 It makes a mess, right?

01:17:36.980 Except where all the water lands, there's civilizations and stuff.

01:17:40.020 But the one on the South Pole might have got wonk.

01:17:42.560 And now it's covered in ice.

01:17:43.420 It would have been flash frozen.

01:17:44.340 Those people would be dead under the ice right where they...

01:17:46.820 Like, mid-sandwich, you know?

01:17:49.600 That's why they won't let us in.

01:17:50.840 That's why no one can go there.

01:17:51.960 That's why every world...

01:17:53.960 Everybody's guarding it.

01:17:54.960 Every military in the world won't let anybody go in there.

01:17:56.940 You can't fly over it.

01:17:57.780 You can't go near it.

01:17:58.380 You can't look at it.

01:17:59.180 You can't pay to go there.

01:18:01.880 It's a big secret.

01:18:03.660 I wonder what it is.

01:18:05.600 And then there's all those photos of like, that's a pyramid.

01:18:07.960 I mean, that's a two by two by two by two perfect kilometer.

01:18:10.840 And it's a fucking...

01:18:11.660 Like, just like in the Giza pyramids.

01:18:14.180 Look at that.

01:18:14.700 That's weird.

01:18:16.080 Those are all over the world, too.

01:18:17.500 Huh?

01:18:17.740 That's fucking weird.

01:18:18.920 Why can't we go there?

01:18:20.020 Why can't I look in the eyes?

01:18:27.520 It's just some traumatized guy there.

01:18:29.380 Like, you don't want to look in the eyes, man.

01:18:31.600 You don't want to fucking do that, man.

01:18:33.360 He's like, out of his mind.

01:18:36.040 He's just called Crazy Roy now.

01:18:37.780 He just guards the vault.

01:18:39.400 That lets you in to see what it is.

01:18:43.140 He's the only one that's looked at it and lived.

01:18:45.060 He won't let anyone else go in.

01:18:47.580 But he's still working up the courage to see if he can go back in a second time.

01:18:52.280 Science is just...

01:18:53.140 Everyone else is just too much of a bitch.

01:18:54.840 And everyone's just kind of waiting to see what happens.

01:19:00.880 You can't handle what's in there, man!

01:19:04.420 I don't know, Roy.

01:19:06.800 Think I can.

01:19:08.300 They send it to a bunch of Delta Force guys who's just screaming and then silence.

01:19:11.080 Roy's the only one that can go in and out and he refuses to say what it is.

01:19:15.980 So, I don't know.

01:19:18.480 Antarctica.

01:19:19.340 Boring.

01:19:21.220 It's like the world's biggest open mystery.

01:19:23.320 No one seems to be interested in it at all.

01:19:25.280 Why is it...

01:19:25.700 We're on the...

01:19:26.120 Like, World War III's happening, right?

01:19:27.420 Are they going to still cooperate down there?

01:19:29.880 Are the Chinese and the Russians and the Americans and the British all just going to be like...

01:19:33.260 Soy Zantarca is truce, no?

01:19:36.680 Yes, I believe we are on Antarctica rules.

01:19:41.080 You don't kill me, old chap, and I am not fond of killing you.

01:19:44.640 Instead, I say, we ride out this whole thing drinking scotch in the ice.

01:19:53.220 The Russians and the Chinese are fine with it.

01:19:56.500 Except the American guy is a homosexual and the other three guys are really, like...

01:20:00.980 I don't know.

01:20:02.240 I feel weird about what this is going to be like trapped in here with him for I don't know how long.

01:20:05.440 Now, you could say that's being phobic, but I didn't mention that he's also had multiple complaints placed against him for sexual harassment at work.

01:20:17.940 He's one of those ones, okay?

01:20:19.960 So, he's not like...

01:20:22.100 He's rapey, is what I'm saying, okay?

01:20:24.040 So, there's got to be one guy awake at all times.

01:20:27.720 It's not all it's all cracked up to be.

01:20:29.000 Now, they're like, you know what?

01:20:31.620 I think I'm going back.

01:20:32.520 I'd rather go to the war.

01:20:33.520 I'd rather go to the war.

01:20:35.620 I don't think I'd...

01:20:36.560 You know what?

01:20:37.020 I'd rather do that.

01:20:39.280 Don't leave me here with him.

01:20:45.460 If he goes, Boris kill himself.

01:20:49.560 Boris will not live like this.

01:20:51.660 All right.

01:20:51.960 What are we talking about?

01:20:52.660 I'm just rambling.

01:20:53.160 Richard Payne says, 338 did a poll, and the CPC base has split nearly 50-50 on supporting Israel's war.

01:21:01.520 That's surprising.

01:21:02.240 I don't believe that.

01:21:03.000 I think it's probably more like 80-20.

01:21:06.020 Liberals are more Zionist than CPC base now.

01:21:08.260 Very interesting.

01:21:08.920 I'd call that a white pill.

01:21:09.860 Didn't expect that at all.

01:21:11.700 Well, liberals have always been using on the other side.

01:21:15.600 Where did you see this?

01:21:16.540 Who's 338?

01:21:17.140 I want to take a look at this.

01:21:19.220 Genstein says, I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

01:21:22.100 Well, that's a shame.

01:21:23.840 Space King says, today was the second day of the ground invasion, and the IDF got their ass handed to them.

01:21:29.160 I think it started in earnest this morning.

01:21:31.360 They did some kind of probing raids, probably.

01:21:35.380 You don't just charge in head first.

01:21:38.640 But the main body of the attack has gone in today, it looks like.

01:21:41.900 Yeah, it doesn't sound like it's going that great.

01:21:48.220 Apperception says, congrats on the cases.

01:21:49.800 Public apologies and big payday should be coming your way.

01:21:51.940 Nope, neither of those things will be.

01:21:54.100 He says, at least some money anyway.

01:21:55.300 Yeah, that's another thing.

01:21:56.240 You can't really sue anyone in Canada.

01:21:57.900 It's so fucking hard to do, and they can get away with so much.

01:22:01.400 It's insane.

01:22:01.980 You'd think like, oh, they can't just charge you with a bunch of shit and do all of this and drag you around and then go, never mind.

01:22:11.580 Can they?

01:22:12.120 Yeah, they can.

01:22:13.340 Absolutely they can.

01:22:14.280 In Canada, they can.

01:22:16.100 And they just did.

01:22:17.860 Isn't that nice?

01:22:19.880 Chelsea says, can you get a nationwide warrant on PP, harassment for your lady?

01:22:23.500 I think I should.

01:22:25.100 I think I should.

01:22:26.240 He's asking her for money, too.

01:22:28.560 He thinks he's like, what is this?

01:22:30.120 For what?

01:22:30.600 For sex?

01:22:31.280 That's what I think.

01:22:32.300 He's asking for fucking booty pics for $15.

01:22:36.080 They're worth a lot more than $15, Milhouse.

01:22:38.940 All right?

01:22:40.220 You're going to at least fucking $150.

01:22:44.060 Photo.

01:22:47.880 We need money.

01:22:48.760 I'm kidding.

01:22:53.960 I wouldn't accept $1,000.

01:22:58.180 Chelsea says, there was once an Irishman with balls made of fine brass in stormy weather.

01:23:03.280 They clung together and sparks flew out of his ass.

01:23:05.700 Wow.

01:23:07.260 That sounds like a very uncomfortable and difficult life.

01:23:10.920 Brad says, this is the good Brad, not the loser Brad.

01:23:14.640 You're doing great, kid.

01:23:15.800 How many Brads are there?

01:23:16.760 There was a lot of Bradleys.

01:23:21.020 There's probably a lot of Bradleys going to get blown up in the Middle East here real soon.

01:23:26.680 We all caught up.

01:23:27.620 Let's look at that.

01:23:28.320 Let's look at that.

01:23:30.980 Hey!

01:23:32.060 Let's look at this!

01:23:33.280 Fox News alert.

01:23:34.080 Tonight, Israel's ground invasion of Gaza has finally begun.

01:23:38.300 Israeli tanks are now inside the Gaza Strip.

01:23:41.120 And Israeli combat specialists have begun launching raids against Hamas targets all over the border.

01:23:47.960 The Israeli government says tonight's the night.

01:23:51.960 Hamas will feel our wrath tonight.

01:23:54.560 And I think all the international community who saw the crimes, the atrocities that Hamas is responsible for should be supporting Israel.

01:24:02.400 You've killed 10,000 people in the last two weeks, buddy.

01:24:06.440 We're going to destroy Hamas.

01:24:07.780 And in doing so, I think we're eradicating a despicable enemy of all humanity.

01:24:13.120 We're eradicating an enemy of humanity.

01:24:15.280 Right on.

01:24:16.100 Just moments ago, Israel's naval battalion, the Flotilla 13...

01:24:20.740 Oh, are those the grenade boys?

01:24:23.140 Are those the spicy boat boys that took fucking 900 rounds to shoot two guys treading water in the middle of the sea?

01:24:29.540 Oh, and five hand grenades?

01:24:31.300 Oh, and a 125-round belt of ammunition out of a fucking M240?

01:24:36.420 What else?

01:24:38.180 Was there an airstrike called in?

01:24:40.160 Those guys?

01:24:41.000 The special forces?

01:24:42.620 The Israeli special forces?

01:24:44.360 The boat boys?

01:24:45.620 The boat boys?

01:24:47.540 Yeah, they're fucking high speed, dude.

01:24:49.320 Wow, I was so impressed.

01:24:53.760 They're all going to get fucking killed.

01:24:55.660 Conducted a siege in southern Gaza.

01:24:57.800 Heavy gunfire was exchanged.

01:24:59.600 Watch.

01:25:10.440 They're just shooting at nothing in the dark.

01:25:13.940 That is terrible fire control.

01:25:16.700 This is terrible.

01:25:17.260 This is like, this was their fucking go-go reel they sent to the media to make them look cool.

01:25:23.180 The source, it says right there, is the IDF.

01:25:25.740 And they're like, look what we're doing.

01:25:28.620 I don't normally do this because, again, it's like my brain.

01:25:32.760 I'm like, everybody knows this shit anyway.

01:25:34.800 But a lot of people don't and probably are interested.

01:25:37.400 So, like, let's go over how terrible this is.

01:25:40.720 Just moments ago, Israel's naval battalion, the flotilla 13, conducted a siege in southern Gaza.

01:25:48.460 Heavy gunfire was exchanged.

01:25:50.260 Watch.

01:25:53.500 That was too many rounds, okay?

01:25:55.320 Too many at once.

01:25:56.100 This is just trigger slap shooting.

01:26:02.680 This is terrible.

01:26:04.580 This guy's just straight up holding the trigger down and just letting her go at whatever in the night.

01:26:11.980 That guy's just totally, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

01:26:14.240 At nothing.

01:26:20.220 So what?

01:26:21.000 Like, that.

01:26:22.540 Go back here.

01:26:24.300 It looks like there's a guy crouched here firing.

01:26:28.500 Okay, this is a drone flying.

01:26:30.100 And they're all just standing there shooting at a berm, it looks like.

01:26:34.920 Yeah, they're shooting at a wall, like, 40 feet away.

01:26:38.240 Why did Israel wait so long?

01:26:40.100 Sources tell primetime.

01:26:41.360 Oh, and there they are just destroying an entire city block.

01:26:43.440 These guys have no idea what they're doing.

01:26:45.260 That hostage negotiations had collapsed because of...

01:26:48.760 Hostage negotiations collapsed when the building they were being housed in collapsed on top of their heads.

01:26:56.500 Oh, from bobs, from our jets, you're watching live.

01:27:00.700 Israel killing its own people, actually, Tom.

01:27:03.560 They were right at the bottom of that fireball, but the cinder blocks right down on the women's heads

01:27:09.420 cracked them open like an egg.

01:27:12.040 Because of what Hamas was offering, the Israelis realized Hamas wasn't serious

01:27:16.460 and was just using the hostage negotiations to delay the ground invasions.

01:27:21.680 No, this is propaganda.

01:27:22.940 What they were waiting for was the Americans to get set up and have their air defenses put in place

01:27:27.140 and their special forces guys on the ground and their advisors linked up with their units on the ground

01:27:31.080 because the Americans, they're going to try to have them run a lot of this operation

01:27:33.980 because they have the know-how and the experience where the Israelis have done nothing

01:27:37.560 but break the arms of children in the West Bank for the last 50 years.

01:27:40.780 Pretty much.

01:27:41.840 So, yeah.

01:27:43.600 No, that's what was...

01:27:45.340 They were buying time to bring in the American air power, not the lies that this clown just said.

01:27:51.840 So, now Israel has one focus.

01:27:54.420 Complete...

01:27:54.840 Genocide.

01:27:55.480 ...decimate the terrorist presence to their south.

01:27:58.660 The IDF has shut out the lights in Gaza.

01:28:01.240 No internet, no cell phones.

01:28:03.020 It's a blackout.

01:28:03.760 No water and no food and no medicine, by the way.

01:28:06.760 You left that part out.

01:28:07.920 I wonder, conspicuously.

01:28:09.600 Israeli airstrikes achieved the highest level of...

01:28:12.000 Kill rate of civilians since World War II.

01:28:14.560 ...of intensity so far in the war.

01:28:17.080 A bunker buster bomb was dropped...

01:28:19.280 ...through a hospital, killing everyone inside.

01:28:21.580 ...in Gaza.

01:28:22.740 An effort to demolish the tunnels.

01:28:24.960 Bunker busters penetrated...

01:28:26.260 I'm just winging this as I go, and every time he keeps talking, he can...

01:28:29.580 That is...

01:28:30.500 That's what they did.

01:28:31.320 They dropped the fucking Moab through the hospital.

01:28:33.940 Killed everybody.

01:28:35.080 But he left that part out.

01:28:36.180 You see how you can lie, you can tell the truth, but lie at the same time?

01:28:42.600 None of what he's saying is technically untrue, but because of the context he's saying it in,

01:28:49.980 it paints a completely different picture of what's happening, and they're doing it on purpose.

01:28:54.220 So they're manipulating what's true, so you come away with the wrong impression.

01:28:58.280 This person is a professional snake oil salesman.

01:29:00.620 ...trait 100 feet deep.

01:29:02.720 Explode horizontally and vertically.

01:29:04.840 They were used in Afghanistan and in Iraq.

01:29:07.820 And on the apartment complexes all over Gaza.

01:29:10.720 This is what these buster bunker bombs look like in action.

01:29:13.600 Now, we didn't have any orphanages we could use to demonstrate just all military range targets

01:29:26.220 to put your mind at ease, but rest assured, rest assured, those are primarily being used

01:29:31.220 against groups of people and children and babies and not, you know, tanks and warplanes

01:29:36.160 like you've just been seeing.

01:29:37.080 That's not what they use them for.

01:29:38.920 ...will remain surgical because of...

01:29:41.300 Ah!

01:29:44.200 Okay.

01:29:44.760 I can't watch any more propaganda.

01:29:48.940 Surgical, huh?

01:29:51.140 Jeez.

01:29:51.580 Do I even have to go find a fucking picture of the city?

01:29:54.460 It's, like, gone.

01:29:55.520 The whole northern fucking...

01:29:57.520 It's like 500 meters of Stalingrad.

01:29:59.440 Everything's destroyed, man.

01:30:02.440 Let's see some...

01:30:03.240 Oh, yeah, I've got a little bit of a video.

01:30:05.000 Here's some of the surgical surgery.

01:30:07.340 You want to see what surgery looks like in wartime?

01:30:09.520 This is surgery.

01:30:14.580 It's not terror bombing.

01:30:15.940 It's surgery.

01:30:17.880 They've just dropped, like...

01:30:20.260 They've only dropped thousands and thousands and thousands of bombs.

01:30:24.520 And they've been artillery night and day for weeks, you know.

01:30:28.520 It's been like this around the clock for weeks.

01:30:34.400 Surgery.

01:30:37.740 Oh, they're just doing some more surgery.

01:30:40.500 That's what we call blowing up hospitals and orphanages and schools and residential buildings.

01:30:46.420 Surgery.

01:30:50.860 Must be fun to be a surgeon.

01:30:54.900 Iran's not super pumped about it, though.

01:30:58.760 They're, like, you know...

01:31:01.040 They're a little upset, as you can imagine.

01:31:02.740 I say frankly to the American statesmen

01:31:06.580 who are now managing the genocide in Palestine

01:31:11.020 that we do not welcome to expansion of the war in the region.

01:31:17.960 But I warn, if the genocide in Gaza continues,

01:31:23.160 they will not be spared from this fire.

01:31:28.140 It is our home.

01:31:29.820 And West Asia is our region.

01:31:34.440 We do not compromise with any party and any side.

01:31:40.820 And we have no reservation when it comes to our home's security.

01:31:46.220 The genocide in Gaza must stop immediately.

01:31:52.880 The forced displacement of the people of Gaza must be stopped immediately.

01:31:59.260 No one's taking this seriously.

01:32:03.920 All these countries are basically threatening war.

01:32:06.580 Do you hear what they're saying?

01:32:07.800 And they're just like, ah, what are they going to do?

01:32:09.720 Or they want them to attack.

01:32:11.120 Like, I don't...

01:32:11.920 We're not avoiding this, guys.

01:32:13.000 I don't see how this ends.

01:32:14.040 I've already lived through this with Iraq.

01:32:15.440 It's like...

01:32:16.300 This is the same thing.

01:32:17.260 It's like...

01:32:17.960 You can see the pieces being arranged

01:32:21.420 and, you know, placed around a thing.

01:32:23.380 It's like mousetrap.

01:32:24.940 Or it's dominoes or something.

01:32:26.240 After it gets to a certain point, you're like, ah, fuck.

01:32:28.680 There's no way out now.

01:32:30.540 We're like, oh, God.

01:32:34.180 I'm dying.

01:32:35.760 I wish.

01:32:38.500 Once they get everything on track like that, man.

01:32:45.040 Like, what, are they going to wake up tomorrow and go, you know what?

01:32:47.780 I changed my mind.

01:32:49.080 I totally...

01:32:50.140 I just got really emotional, you know?

01:32:53.280 Pull everybody back.

01:32:54.780 Never mind.

01:32:55.320 End the war.

01:32:55.660 So, neither side is going to stop now.

01:32:58.340 So, I think we should probably just accept that

01:33:01.020 the inevitable is going to happen.

01:33:05.200 Especially when...

01:33:06.080 And on Wednesday night, somebody messaged me

01:33:08.580 and I said, two more aircraft carriers?

01:33:10.700 Yes.

01:33:11.980 Almost half.

01:33:14.240 So, they have 11 of these.

01:33:16.020 Carrier groups, I think.

01:33:17.140 11 or 12.

01:33:18.020 Or 10.

01:33:18.460 Something like that.

01:33:18.900 10, 11, or 12.

01:33:19.660 Which is, like, more than everyone in the world has.

01:33:22.740 Some countries have one.

01:33:24.380 10, America has fucking 12.

01:33:27.320 12.

01:33:31.080 And they're bigger and more powerful than...

01:33:33.060 Yeah, anyway.

01:33:34.420 Fucking four of them are there now.

01:33:38.940 And you should know...

01:33:41.080 Like, so, one of these things...

01:33:42.760 I don't know what the payload is of aircraft.

01:33:44.520 You'll have to talk to those geeks at Veterans for Freedom,

01:33:46.460 those Navy weirdos, if you can catch them in between.

01:33:49.180 They're fucking...

01:33:49.540 They're always lunging with their tight shorts on.

01:33:52.160 Just lunging.

01:33:53.520 I don't know why they do that, but they're always doing that.

01:33:55.580 Just try to get in between when they're not doing that.

01:33:58.240 And you can ask them a little bit more about this stuff.

01:34:00.480 But they have...

01:34:02.000 So, let's see.

01:34:02.620 There's...

01:34:02.860 In one of these groups, in each one of them, as I understand it,

01:34:05.280 it's like a package.

01:34:05.980 So, the way we fight on land is similar to the way they do it at the sea.

01:34:09.800 You don't just send one thing.

01:34:11.460 It's not like just the infantry or just tanks.

01:34:14.540 There's a whole bunch of things that complement each other to make it work.

01:34:18.480 You'll have both.

01:34:18.860 You'll have engineering vehicles.

01:34:20.120 You'll have logistics vehicles.

01:34:21.380 You'll have a radio signal jamming, you know, OSINT fucking crew.

01:34:26.500 You've got liaison people for airstrikes.

01:34:29.180 You've got all kinds of shit all working interchangeably, you know,

01:34:32.960 to mutually support each other.

01:34:34.580 So, you don't just send the aircraft carrier.

01:34:36.580 So, this carrier's got...

01:34:38.260 Well, geez, I don't know.

01:34:38.840 It looks like a couple dozen jets just on the deck.

01:34:42.180 Some of them have holes underneath where there's more.

01:34:45.080 And there's machine shops on here where they can repair them and put them...

01:34:47.820 And there's all kinds of bombs and shit in there.

01:34:50.240 And then back this motherfucker back here, they've got more of these.

01:34:52.860 Some of these have like...

01:34:54.080 Is it the Baton or one of them?

01:34:55.720 Has like 5,000 Marines on it just in case we need to invade a city.

01:34:59.820 Just in case we can do that too.

01:35:01.540 And there's missile cruisers that can bomb the living shit out of every...

01:35:04.940 Like, they can just wreck you from the ocean.

01:35:07.660 There's nothing you can do.

01:35:08.660 Fire fucking hundreds of missiles off this boat.

01:35:11.180 That's all it does.

01:35:12.200 Like, that's all these boats do is just float around with a million fucking warheads on it

01:35:15.440 just to level cities if they have to.

01:35:17.300 So...

01:35:17.800 And there's four of them!

01:35:21.680 And there...

01:35:22.720 Let's see.

01:35:24.820 So, where are we at here?

01:35:26.180 There's Iran right there.

01:35:28.040 So, the Strait of Hormuz is where...

01:35:29.660 This is that right here.

01:35:32.360 This is where they are.

01:35:36.160 That's Iran.

01:35:37.300 They're parked out front.

01:35:40.640 Okay?

01:35:41.240 They're not like nearby.

01:35:42.720 They're not over here protecting Israel.

01:35:46.240 They're not even down here in the Red Sea.

01:35:49.140 Nearby.

01:35:49.540 They're not even over here in the Arabian Sea.

01:35:52.340 They're in the fucking Gulf of Oman in the Strait of Hormuz.

01:35:55.240 But off...

01:35:56.200 It's literally as close to Iran as they can be without touching it.

01:35:59.820 Of course, to maximize the range of their fighters and stuff.

01:36:02.300 Because the farther away they are...

01:36:04.840 These jets, they only have a fuel range so far.

01:36:06.880 So, the closer you are, the longer the bombing range you have.

01:36:10.160 So, you want to get right in there.

01:36:11.600 And the other threat is...

01:36:13.440 A lot of oil...

01:36:15.480 And...

01:36:16.560 Passes through here.

01:36:18.580 From the oil fields in here.

01:36:19.880 In Kuwait and Iraq and all of this.

01:36:21.560 Like, they get loaded on ships here.

01:36:23.120 And they go out into the world.

01:36:25.520 But they see this narrow, tiny stretch that Iran...

01:36:28.400 You don't need a very big navy to control this.

01:36:30.280 This is like Gibraltar up here in...

01:36:32.980 We talked about it in World War II.

01:36:34.300 This was key here for the Mediterranean Sea.

01:36:35.940 That's it.

01:36:36.660 That's the only way in.

01:36:38.100 Right?

01:36:39.080 If you control that, you control who gets in and out of this whole ocean.

01:36:42.460 The only other way over here was the...

01:36:44.760 This straight here.

01:36:47.220 Tons of shipping goes in and out.

01:36:48.280 That's why Egypt has been rich for so long.

01:36:49.900 And to get that part of the world connected to this one by the sea, which is what everyone

01:36:54.640 wants to use, you got to go through here.

01:36:56.400 It's like, you got to pay the toll, baby.

01:36:58.500 You know?

01:36:59.360 It's like, license to steal, bitch.

01:37:00.920 What are you going to do?

01:37:02.580 So, if this war happens, this is all going to be a fucking war zone.

01:37:05.860 Nothing's going to come out of here.

01:37:06.820 The oil prices are going to be...

01:37:08.620 Supply and demand.

01:37:09.740 Way less supply.

01:37:10.600 Guess what happens?

01:37:11.200 Demand.

01:37:12.060 Cha-ching.

01:37:12.660 Five dollars a barrel.

01:37:14.760 So, that's fun.

01:37:15.980 Let's look forward to that.

01:37:16.860 And, yeah.

01:37:18.800 So, I guess this whole city here, you can see it on the...

01:37:21.760 You can see it from space.

01:37:24.540 See how gray all that is?

01:37:26.200 That's the urban center.

01:37:27.820 That's the pavement and the cement and the concrete.

01:37:31.860 See how different it is?

01:37:32.980 You can see it from the sky.

01:37:35.600 Because when you get real close, look how fucking dense this is.

01:37:40.720 You want to fight here?

01:37:43.340 You want to...

01:37:45.340 Oh, where are they?

01:37:47.720 Oh, jeez.

01:37:48.380 I don't know.

01:37:49.180 In here somewhere.

01:37:52.400 Down here, just somewhere.

01:37:53.840 They're somewhere in this endless fucking city that goes all the way to Egypt.

01:38:01.160 What?

01:38:01.640 Maybe they're in here.

01:38:02.240 Oh, they're in there.

01:38:02.980 Maybe...

01:38:03.240 Okay.

01:38:03.540 Maybe they're over here.

01:38:04.740 How many more?

01:38:05.700 Oh, millions more.

01:38:06.540 Just keeps going?

01:38:07.520 It's just the biggest...

01:38:08.280 Just a massive, giant, fucking huge megacity of two million people in walls.

01:38:14.260 And you've got some perimeter farms and stuff here.

01:38:17.880 But generally, just a giant, fucking endless stretch of urban combat hell.

01:38:25.180 Oh, yeah.

01:38:26.220 And, oh, we got even more...

01:38:28.660 Good time.

01:38:30.160 And we're going to invade with, what, tanks?

01:38:31.720 You're going to navigate tanks through the streets of this, are you?

01:38:35.240 All through all the bombs you drive...

01:38:36.440 And there's rubble and shit in the streets, like...

01:38:39.440 Oh, nice.

01:38:42.740 Lots of armored vehicles, huh?

01:38:44.040 That's a great idea.

01:38:45.360 That's a brilliant idea.

01:38:46.420 Yeah, this is going to be a good time, guys.

01:38:49.440 How many troops do you need again?

01:38:50.880 How many do you have?

01:38:52.260 10 million?

01:38:52.960 You'd probably need about 10 million.

01:38:54.440 You got 10 million?

01:38:56.020 Because there's 2 million people in here, by the way, that you're probably going to be fighting with.

01:38:59.660 So, enjoy, guys.

01:39:01.840 I just hope both teams have fun, you know?

01:39:05.100 I hope they have a good time.

01:39:07.020 It's important.

01:39:10.220 Oh, why don't we get those messages?

01:39:14.320 All right.

01:39:15.100 Let's see.

01:39:16.400 Let's go to the...

01:39:16.800 Well, the chat will save me.

01:39:17.780 They'll have something to say.

01:39:19.900 They'll protect me from myself.

01:39:21.180 Sergeant Rock said, the game of risk is getting real now.

01:39:30.160 The lies and propaganda are off the hook.

01:39:31.820 And if there is four Navy battle groups in the Middle East, will the war happen before or after Christmas this year?

01:39:37.100 Any day, man.

01:39:39.660 Anytime.

01:39:40.220 Could happen anytime.

01:39:42.940 Like I said, if you're Iran, you got to be thinking this is...

01:39:49.620 They're coming after us this time.

01:39:51.340 They're going to look for a reason.

01:39:52.580 If you're Iran, your first priority is not getting destroyed by the United States.

01:39:57.260 So, you're going to be cleaning up everything.

01:40:00.380 You're going to be trying to...

01:40:01.220 Like, there can be no way they can justify doing this to you without the entire world just blatantly watching them do something insane.

01:40:09.780 Kind of like the Israelis are doing, you know?

01:40:13.780 That's the first thing they're going to do.

01:40:15.260 Second thing they're going to do is assess if this is unavoidable, if it becomes clear that this attack is coming regardless, then they would be stupid not to strike first.

01:40:28.000 That would be a mistake.

01:40:29.740 And that's not that I'm saying I want the war to happen.

01:40:31.920 But from their point of view, from their perspective, if they're smart, if they know an attack is coming and it cannot be avoided and they're simply just delaying and buying time, it is stupid not to attack immediately first before they...

01:40:44.460 Because if you're giving them time to prepare, that's going to make their attack more devastating.

01:40:50.440 And if they're not prepared for you to attack, you might be able to do enough damage to stymie their attack, cause some kind of...

01:41:00.860 By time, I...

01:41:02.600 But it's preferable to just waiting to have bombs dropped on your head.

01:41:09.860 Cause war sucks.

01:41:11.140 These are the decisions...

01:41:11.900 I mean, those are fucking crazy decisions to have to...

01:41:13.740 Can you imagine?

01:41:14.760 So are we torpedoing these American boats or what?

01:41:18.300 What are the...

01:41:19.140 Then you really got to rely on your intelligence guys to not be retarded like the ones we have in Canada that chase Philip around.

01:41:25.280 And send, you know, seven foot tall gargoyle lesbians to my friend's house to try and have sex with them.

01:41:30.460 And they repeatedly say, I don't have sex with seven foot tall gargoyle lesbian people.

01:41:34.360 But they just keep coming back to his house.

01:41:36.360 And then he moves to another house.

01:41:37.580 And they go there too.

01:41:38.620 And he's like, stop!

01:41:40.120 I'm not going to give you my seed.

01:41:42.940 And they just...

01:41:43.660 They want it for their Amazonian tribe of giant Cesus women.

01:41:46.940 They've selected him, I think, as some...

01:41:48.460 Cause I've been trying and wracking my brain.

01:41:50.120 What is it about him that they...

01:41:51.500 Why do they keep going to this guy?

01:41:52.800 What is it about him?

01:41:54.240 It's his genetics.

01:41:55.120 They're trying to breed out some defects in their strange, you know, eugenics lab of Cesus, Amazon, lesbian people.

01:42:03.380 And they think he's the one they need.

01:42:05.660 But, man, they're playing...

01:42:07.380 They think he's playing hard to get.

01:42:08.480 He's really not.

01:42:09.320 He's really not, guys.

01:42:10.300 But one of these nights they're going to get him.

01:42:13.980 They're probably just going to drug him or something.

01:42:15.840 But, anyway.

01:42:17.580 Let's hope their intelligence guys aren't like that.

01:42:20.460 And they're actually able to make accurate assessments.

01:42:24.020 Because this is not a mistake you want to make.

01:42:28.960 You want to be absolutely sure.

01:42:31.460 And sometimes you can't be.

01:42:33.380 And that's the fucked up part.

01:42:34.420 You just have to wing it.

01:42:35.500 But nobody wants to be responsible as the person that started World War III.

01:42:41.740 But the thing is, it's not obvious what really started it, is there?

01:42:49.360 It's more like...

01:42:53.360 Let's say you're a cop or something.

01:42:57.840 Or you don't even have to be a cop.

01:42:59.060 You just come upon two people are fighting.

01:43:01.360 Like fist fighting.

01:43:02.900 Or right about to.

01:43:04.320 And just start fighting.

01:43:05.340 And you'll be like, oh, well that guy grabbed that guy first.

01:43:12.120 So he started it.

01:43:13.980 Did he?

01:43:15.500 What happened before that?

01:43:16.960 I don't know.

01:43:18.840 Does what happened before the instant you turned the corner and saw this...

01:43:24.960 Does anything that happened before that matter to you at all?

01:43:29.560 It should.

01:43:30.500 You know?

01:43:31.140 You should get a full picture of what's going on.

01:43:33.100 Nobody wants to do that.

01:43:35.340 And from your point of view, you just see this guy grab out...

01:43:40.660 He reached out and he grabbed at him, officer.

01:43:42.540 I saw it.

01:43:43.220 Yeah, the other guy had a knife.

01:43:46.920 He pulled out a knife and the other guy attacked him first.

01:43:50.000 In a preemptive act of self-defense.

01:43:51.580 Because clearly this guy means him harm.

01:43:53.380 I'm not going to wait for him to fucking stab me.

01:43:55.800 He's not going to expect this.

01:43:57.980 He's usually expecting, hands up, take my wallet.

01:44:00.620 Instead he's getting clocked in the mouth.

01:44:02.060 You know?

01:44:02.660 So who's guilty?

01:44:05.880 You know what I'm saying?

01:44:06.480 It's not that simple every time.

01:44:09.460 Oh, well, Iran blew up the aircraft carrier.

01:44:12.120 They attacked America!

01:44:13.600 Did they?

01:44:14.700 Did they really?

01:44:16.660 Why was your aircraft carrier parked outside of Iran?

01:44:19.900 Why were four of them parked outside of Iran?

01:44:22.040 Why was the biggest naval fucking...

01:44:23.980 This is like the Spanish Armada.

01:44:26.680 Do you understand?

01:44:27.280 Like, four American aircraft carrier groups showing up in your backyard is like the Empire

01:44:31.120 has arrived.

01:44:32.540 There's like 50 Star Destroyers in the sky.

01:44:34.500 You're like, I am dead.

01:44:35.940 You know what I mean?

01:44:37.200 This is bad news, dude.

01:44:38.840 I don't think...

01:44:39.420 Did Saddam Hussein even get four?

01:44:40.980 I think he only got two.

01:44:42.360 When they invaded Iraq, I think they only...

01:44:43.880 They cycled two.

01:44:45.600 One would go for fucking eight months or a year and then it would be replaced by another

01:44:48.900 one.

01:44:49.120 And they would just run bombing missions around the clock off these carriers.

01:44:56.400 This time he's got four.

01:44:57.700 So, I don't know.

01:44:59.000 I don't know what's going to happen.

01:45:00.000 I don't envy any of these people.

01:45:01.240 I hope fucking somehow...

01:45:02.700 Common sense...

01:45:04.460 I don't know.

01:45:06.200 I hope that there's people smarter than me involved in the right places where they need

01:45:10.700 to be and they're able to figure something out.

01:45:13.300 That's what I hope because I'm powerless to do anything about this.

01:45:15.960 As are all of us.

01:45:16.760 We could just watch in horror and try to urge our friends and family and people we care

01:45:20.820 about and the people of our nation and country and elsewhere not to go along with this because

01:45:25.300 it's fucking insane and it's just going to destroy a lot of stuff.

01:45:29.820 It's going to kill a lot of people.

01:45:31.380 It's not going to be the end of the world.

01:45:33.500 I mean, we've survived two giant wars.

01:45:35.960 It could be the most destructive war we've ever had and it's not outside the realm of possibility.

01:45:39.980 It's like, oh, how many people died in that war?

01:45:42.240 Seven or eight hundred million.

01:45:43.800 You know, a billion people maybe.

01:45:45.360 Half of Europe is destroyed and gone.

01:45:47.820 That's not that's not impossible.

01:45:51.820 It depends on how crazy this gets.

01:45:54.860 But eventually there will only somebody will win and somebody will lose and it'll fucking

01:45:59.100 we'll just live in the aftermath of that nightmare just like every other time.

01:46:03.420 Let's hope it doesn't.

01:46:11.020 But it's also important to remember like who who cheered it on and to never let them hold

01:46:16.240 water again ever.

01:46:19.300 And pay attention to that because you're going to you're probably going to want to have a

01:46:23.320 word with these people in the future.

01:46:24.260 And still and but or will it you have to remind them, too, because how many people are walking

01:46:30.420 around?

01:46:30.800 Oh, man, we're going to get the libs out.

01:46:32.440 Did you see P.P. eat an apple, bro?

01:46:34.320 He was so embarrassed, bro.

01:46:35.440 He poisoned millions of people.

01:46:37.760 He was pro poison.

01:46:38.980 Remember?

01:46:40.300 Take the take the stuff.

01:46:41.780 Stay home.

01:46:42.220 Stay safe.

01:46:43.260 Get your kids.

01:46:43.920 He he was doing that, too, man.

01:46:49.100 Also, pro war, pro kill all the genocide.

01:46:52.220 Yep.

01:46:52.700 Start World War three.

01:46:53.900 That too.

01:46:54.580 Slava, Ukraine.

01:46:55.660 Remember that?

01:46:57.240 And you think he's your guy?

01:46:58.660 Are you even what are you doing?

01:47:03.220 Are you that frightened that you can't think straight or you won't think straight?

01:47:08.420 And the idea that you don't have this like daddy figure to fix everything for you that

01:47:15.460 like dad's not coming home to soon from work to just make all this go away.

01:47:21.060 Is the thought of that too frightening for you to handle?

01:47:25.020 So this is why you remain in this circus of fools that's called, you know, political parties.

01:47:30.620 Is that what you're doing?

01:47:32.500 I'm honestly asking.

01:47:33.920 I don't know.

01:47:35.020 It's a theory that I have for a lot of people.

01:47:38.420 It's certainly not a good thing.

01:47:40.860 It's not fun.

01:47:41.880 I don't enjoy knowing no one is coming to help us at all.

01:47:47.000 Be nice if there was, but it's just not true.

01:47:50.480 So it would be irresponsible and stupid of me not to acknowledge this fact and then work

01:47:55.900 around that.

01:47:57.780 You might as well complain like, oh, there's a hurricane coming, but I'm just going to do

01:48:01.060 nothing to prepare for it because I don't like hurricanes and they scare me.

01:48:05.400 So if I don't think about it and acknowledge it, I'll just hide under some coats and everything.

01:48:09.140 No, man.

01:48:10.900 Nope.

01:48:16.620 That's why, you know,

01:48:17.780 I feel sad for them on some occasions.

01:48:24.320 Sometimes I've pitied them.

01:48:26.180 Sometimes I fucking, I don't know.

01:48:32.600 It's crazy how they can be so adamantly.

01:48:38.520 It's cognitive dissonance.

01:48:39.740 I don't know what the word is, but to have so much of that at once is, it's really crazy

01:48:45.920 to watch.

01:48:46.440 They can believe two completely contradictory things at the same time and they don't see

01:48:51.600 why it's a problem.

01:48:53.460 And you just go, oh, your brain's broken, I guess.

01:48:56.880 Like if you had a calculator and it kept going two plus two equals, and it kept coming up

01:49:04.840 five, it's broken.

01:49:07.720 You just get a different one.

01:49:08.860 It's just broken.

01:49:09.440 I don't know.

01:49:09.780 I don't know why.

01:49:10.660 It's definitely not five, but for some reason it keep coming.

01:49:13.880 I don't see what the big deal is.

01:49:18.660 Oh, that's not good.

01:49:21.080 That's not a good diagnosis.

01:49:22.240 Diagonians says, 30 days to learn Chinese.

01:49:27.580 Mandarin or what's the other one?

01:49:31.400 There's Mandarin and there's two big ones.

01:49:33.760 Shit.

01:49:36.000 Cantonese.

01:49:37.840 Richard Payne says, good thing Biden canceled completely landlocked oil pipeline from, yeah,

01:49:44.000 Alberta to the U.S.

01:49:45.420 When we're sable rattling with Iran.

01:49:47.820 I knew it was over when his first move was in office, when it was his first move in office.

01:49:51.160 Our guys were against it too, weren't they?

01:49:53.220 Weren't the Canadian government be like, oh, the environment.

01:49:56.080 You know what's bad for the environment, guys?

01:49:59.220 Hey, green people.

01:50:01.840 I talked to you for a second.

01:50:05.380 You know, we know that you care about the environment, right?

01:50:09.460 And the animals and the water and the sky and the birds and all of the insects and the

01:50:13.640 flowers and all the bunny rabbits, right?

01:50:17.260 Yeah.

01:50:17.540 Do you know what happens to them and the rest of us, by extension, if there's a giant war

01:50:26.300 with thermonuclear weapons?

01:50:29.260 Do you know what happens to the environment and your carbon emissions?

01:50:36.160 Do you know what the carbon emissions are on an M1 Abrams tank?

01:50:40.300 How about a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier carrying untold levels of ordnance and ammunition

01:50:50.920 that's going to be dropped and bombed?

01:50:52.320 How about the entire destruction of Gaza City?

01:50:54.580 What does that do to the environment?

01:50:58.020 What does that put into the sky?

01:51:00.220 How much pollution does that...

01:51:02.300 Just wondering, have you considered it?

01:51:06.920 How about Ukraine?

01:51:08.740 How about that giant...

01:51:09.680 When you were Slava-ing, did it ever occur to you...

01:51:14.100 How much fuel?

01:51:16.580 These helicopters and these tanks and these trucks and these jets on their bombing...

01:51:21.060 You know, because this is like insane fuel expenditures.

01:51:25.160 Do you understand?

01:51:25.660 And countries to do this have to stockpile oil for years to use as a reserve in the event

01:51:37.080 of wars and things like this and shortages.

01:51:39.240 And it's...

01:51:39.960 They are running through fuel faster than any city in America is daily.

01:51:46.080 But Slava, right?

01:51:48.360 So, I guess what I'm asking is if you've ever considered any of this while you were warmongering,

01:51:54.600 if you're one of those environmentalists, it's also, again, at the same time, pro-war.

01:51:59.440 Has that ever cost you...

01:52:00.860 Are you retarded or are you brain damaged?

01:52:03.940 Do you drink too much?

01:52:05.460 I'm just...

01:52:06.460 You don't see the problem.

01:52:09.500 You don't see it.

01:52:13.180 So, your brain's broken.

01:52:14.400 Okay.

01:52:15.220 Well, we tried.

01:52:16.160 I tried to help them.

01:52:17.160 I tried to help the Elizabeth May crowd, but...

01:52:19.760 That's not even fucking true, is it, you man?

01:52:24.600 Oh, she's drinking again.

01:52:25.800 Well, did she ever stop?

01:52:29.700 Chad says, is the only point of all these wars in the Middle East to keep these countries

01:52:32.820 busy and or insert friendly government so they leave Israel alone?

01:52:35.720 Or is there more to it?

01:52:36.420 Oh, boy.

01:52:37.120 There's a lot more to it.

01:52:38.200 How much time do you have?

01:52:41.300 Basically, a...

01:52:42.780 Let's see if I can...

01:52:44.660 Can I do this quickly?

01:52:46.820 In whimsical fashion, so it's less...

01:52:49.360 Let's try.

01:52:50.000 Well, you see, Chad...

01:52:54.000 Wait, that's too loud.

01:52:56.560 That's way too loud.

01:52:57.300 I gotta...

01:52:58.200 I'm just gonna do this in the...

01:52:59.600 Yeah.

01:53:02.000 The gang explains the global empire.

01:53:06.580 You see, Chad, there's a lot of really powerful psychopaths in a cult that think they control

01:53:12.660 the world, and it's their godly given destiny to lord over all the creatures of the world

01:53:17.920 as masters.

01:53:20.220 Now, in pursuit of this, they're pursuing all kinds of crazy prophecies and insane...

01:53:24.140 It's a cult.

01:53:24.980 It's basically Scientology and Tom Cruise, but if you gave them a lot more money and told

01:53:29.140 them God needs you to do this.

01:53:31.240 So you can see where I'm going with that.

01:53:32.940 Now, they currently enjoy a very powerful position in the world with deep hooks in the United States

01:53:38.920 and across the Western world and use them as a bludgeon to destroy their enemies, primarily

01:53:44.280 located in the Middle East, because you see, Chad, they're on what's called the magic dirt,

01:53:49.940 okay?

01:53:50.420 They're in the wrong place, and that's their magic dirt, and everybody else has gotta get

01:53:55.480 the fuck off their magic dirt.

01:53:57.080 So we're making sure that the magic dirt expansion project is on time and under budget.

01:54:04.720 Unfortunately, it's a few years behind and grossly over budget, but hey, it's your money, not theirs.

01:54:10.800 So don't get too worried about that.

01:54:12.240 We're just gonna keep printing and printing and printing money until our societies collapse

01:54:16.440 and blow away in the wind.

01:54:17.620 It really doesn't matter, because we don't matter.

01:54:19.940 We're really just here to be used in the effort of, again, the magic dirt expansion project.

01:54:25.760 Finally, once the dirt has been consolidated and they're gonna build a great big special building on it

01:54:33.820 where there's, you know, red cows that are gonna moo and moo, and there's gonna be shooting stars

01:54:39.700 and guys dancing in robes, and the sky's gonna turn purple, and I mean, they're nuts.

01:54:44.340 So, they think they're, you know.

01:54:46.080 So, uh, it's dangerous times, you know.

01:54:53.520 You can't be giving those people, uh, nuclear weapons and control of giant armies and stuff

01:54:58.980 like they have, because, well, they're insane, clearly.

01:55:03.320 And, um, I don't know.

01:55:05.180 I mean, don't give a kid a gun.

01:55:07.060 Don't give a monkey a knife.

01:55:08.460 You know, it's just...

01:55:09.080 If your religion...

01:55:17.580 If your god is telling you that it's your destiny to be master of everyone else

01:55:22.680 and they're all going to serve you as subhuman slaves...

01:55:27.080 I don't...

01:55:30.080 When you say god, what do you mean exactly?

01:55:35.580 Who are you talking about?

01:55:39.080 I don't know, Larry!

01:55:42.100 Phil, what do you think?

01:55:50.460 I think it's a cult.

01:55:52.000 I think it's a cult.

01:55:57.180 Oh.

01:55:59.940 Yeah.

01:56:00.720 Wesley Clark.

01:56:01.640 You gotta look that guy up, too.

01:56:05.180 Like, this is, uh...

01:56:06.300 This has been the plan for a long time.

01:56:09.080 This has been happening with...

01:56:11.420 This was from, uh, you know, early 2000s, man.

01:56:14.100 About 10 days after 9-11, I went through the Pentagon, and I saw Secretary Rumsfeld and Deputy Secretary Wolfowitz.

01:56:21.460 I went downstairs just to say hello to some of the people on the joint staff who used to work for me.

01:56:26.180 And one of the generals called me in.

01:56:27.360 He said, sir, you gotta come in.

01:56:29.240 You gotta come in and talk to me a second.

01:56:30.780 I said, well, you're too busy.

01:56:31.600 He said, no, no.

01:56:32.700 He says, we've made the decision we're going to war with Iraq.

01:56:37.800 This was on or about the 20th of September.

01:56:40.480 I said, we're going to war with Iraq.

01:56:42.320 Why?

01:56:44.380 He said, I don't know.

01:56:46.160 He said, I guess they don't know what else to do.

01:56:51.460 So, uh, I said, well, did they find some information connecting Saddam to Al-Qaeda?

01:56:56.300 He said, no, no.

01:56:57.720 He says, there's nothing new that way.

01:56:59.760 They just made the decision to go to war with Iraq.

01:57:02.720 He said, I guess it's like, we don't know what to do about terrorists,

01:57:06.300 but we've got a good military and we can take down governments.

01:57:10.920 So I came back to see him a few weeks later.

01:57:14.320 And by that time, we were bombing in Afghanistan.

01:57:16.480 I said, are we still going to war with Iraq?

01:57:18.320 And he said, oh, it's worse than that.

01:57:20.060 He said, he reached over on his desk.

01:57:21.980 He picked up a piece of paper.

01:57:23.040 He said, I just, he said, I just got this down from upstairs,

01:57:26.340 meeting the Secretary of Defense's office today.

01:57:27.920 And he said, this is a memo that describes how we're going to take out

01:57:30.980 seven countries in five years,

01:57:34.160 starting with Iraq and then Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan,

01:57:38.960 and finishing off Iran.

01:57:41.180 Well, we're almost there.

01:57:43.500 Only one left on that list that hasn't been bombed into oblivion yet.

01:57:49.680 Just get out of the way.

01:57:50.660 Just don't play.

01:57:52.080 You have to support.

01:57:53.480 No, I don't.

01:57:54.220 I'm not joining your military.

01:57:56.100 You're not fucking drafting my ass.

01:57:58.080 I'm not buying war bonds.

01:57:59.520 I'm not standing with the current thing.

01:58:01.140 I'm not giving $15 to the fucking homo party.

01:58:04.860 I'm not helping any of you fucks.

01:58:07.000 I'm worried about me and my family.

01:58:10.280 And we're in our friends and we're going to get together.

01:58:12.840 We're going to look out for us.

01:58:14.660 And you guys can all go fuck yourselves.

01:58:17.220 That's the state policy around here.

01:58:21.520 Okay.

01:58:22.840 Okay.

01:58:31.140 You want to go fight a war?

01:58:36.360 Go fight it yourself, homo.

01:58:37.580 I'm going to take conquering the worm.

01:58:40.300 Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in the back of my jugular.

01:58:47.940 Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in the back of my jugular.

01:58:59.640 Mark Miller says,

01:59:01.160 Lo Lang Loy.

01:59:02.200 I don't know what that means.

01:59:04.220 They're speaking in code on Odyssey.

01:59:06.020 I'm the fool's weekend once you need no energy as you bleed.

01:59:18.520 Dead eye, I'm the rat, feast of plomb.

01:59:21.840 The cat tender is the fur dying as you burn.

01:59:26.520 Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and burn through the witch.

01:59:28.700 Richard Payne says,

01:59:29.640 I don't know if I'm naive or I just live in an Ontario echo chamber.

01:59:32.560 But everyone I know, CPC or PPC, do not support Israel's war.

01:59:37.680 Something really is different.

01:59:41.400 How old are they?

01:59:44.060 The age differential is real.

01:59:46.820 The younger you get, the less support they have.

01:59:50.280 And that's, again, I think I explained because of social media, the internet, access to information.

01:59:54.200 We've had way more alternative pipelines of things to compare information to versus previous generations, our parents and their parents, especially.

02:00:02.720 You only had the one mouthpiece to listen to, the one the government controlled and the one the media, you know, that one MSN.

02:00:09.440 Newspapers, TV, that was it.

02:00:11.220 You couldn't fire up your own and compete with that.

02:00:13.240 Now, I mean, you've got people like Paul Watson making videos in front of a map in his bedroom and he's competing with CNN for viewership numbers, right?

02:00:19.460 So, it's not the same days, the younger they get.

02:00:22.980 So, that means the future is not on their side.

02:00:25.660 They're not going to get more support in the future.

02:00:28.420 It'll only continue to decline.

02:00:30.580 And it's already declined to such a point where there's a serious civil unrest brewing around the world about this, man.

02:00:38.140 I don't know.

02:00:38.700 We'll see.

02:00:40.340 Octostein says, I can't believe Iran assassinated that guy who yelled at Hillary Clinton.

02:00:44.160 They should pay.

02:00:44.820 They did?

02:00:45.760 I fucking can't believe I'm just hearing about it now.

02:00:48.200 So, why would Iran do that?

02:00:50.560 Those bastards!

02:00:52.440 That guy was...

02:00:53.860 Now, never mind.

02:00:55.400 Forget everything I said.

02:00:57.060 I've been false flagged.

02:00:58.760 We're doing it.

02:01:00.840 Richard Payne says, you called it.

02:01:02.140 They're all 34 and under.

02:01:03.260 Well, there you go.

02:01:04.260 That's probably why.

02:01:06.360 It drops significantly.

02:01:07.760 And like the 18 to 25-year-olds, it's like 20% support for Israel.

02:01:10.880 So, that means 80% not.

02:01:13.060 Or of the people they polled, anyway.

02:01:14.620 They just said how many supported it, you know, instead of saying how many don't support it.

02:01:17.800 Because that would create a...

02:01:19.440 The chart would look a lot different.

02:01:21.000 And it would be a lot...

02:01:21.680 Whoa!

02:01:22.400 A lot more provocative.

02:01:25.700 Good.

02:01:26.940 Good.

02:01:27.980 That's what we like.

02:01:29.600 Mark Miller says, no how ma, ni ho ma.

02:01:33.100 What are you talking?

02:01:34.040 Is he just saying...

02:01:34.720 Are you cursing me?

02:01:35.600 Are you making me say like some kind of indigenous curse?

02:01:38.260 Am I raising El Chupacabra or something?

02:01:43.420 El Chupacabra?

02:01:45.600 That's El Chapo and Chupacabra's love child.

02:01:48.220 El Chupacabra!

02:01:50.080 If he can't kill you, he'll fucking take over your city in a drug lord, you know, scheme.

02:01:56.620 El Chupacabra is the scariest of all of mystical creatures.

02:02:00.260 All right.

02:02:02.760 So we got the aircraft carriers going and now we've got, as usual, it's so gross, the old

02:02:11.440 Israel first America.

02:02:13.020 This person wants to run for president.

02:02:14.740 You got DeSantis, Nikki Haley, and they're just...

02:02:17.720 It's a competition to see who can lick their ass the most.

02:02:21.300 We should be doing three things.

02:02:22.760 One, support Israel.

02:02:24.020 Whatever they need, whenever they need it, no questions asked.

02:02:26.920 Two, el...

02:02:27.940 No questions asked.

02:02:30.900 Why?

02:02:35.100 Look at her face.

02:02:36.040 She's insane.

02:02:37.760 Eliminate Hamas.

02:02:38.700 Don't weaken them.

02:02:39.520 Eliminate them because...

02:02:40.660 Genocide.

02:02:41.300 Okay, good.

02:02:41.900 Yeah.

02:02:42.400 If we don't, they will do this again.

02:02:44.800 And three, do whatever it takes to get our hostages home.

02:02:48.300 But...

02:02:48.620 So the last priority is the American citizens.

02:02:51.900 Your last priority.

02:02:56.920 The first is the Israelis can do whatever they want and we have to give them whatever

02:03:01.180 they want.

02:03:01.700 No questions asked.

02:03:03.360 Second, kill everyone.

02:03:05.340 Do the genocide.

02:03:06.220 Third, if there's time, maybe the American citizens are held hostage.

02:03:13.400 People like this should not be tolerated in public spaces anywhere.

02:03:16.740 We need to go back to the days where people were just pelted with rotting fruit and vegetables

02:03:25.380 in the fucking streets.

02:03:27.900 Old tomatoes, you know?

02:03:32.360 Throwing dead cats at them and shit.

02:03:37.200 I don't know what age I'm envisioning.

02:03:39.140 Apparently it's like 1262.

02:03:42.400 Throwing dead cats.

02:03:43.440 Yet woman is of the devil, I say.

02:03:50.700 Banish her, father.

02:03:51.740 Banish her from the land.

02:03:55.540 I think I'll put her on the stretch rack.

02:03:57.360 They'd put them on big racks and like pull their arms apart, legs on.

02:04:00.360 Like fucking why?

02:04:01.440 Demented.

02:04:03.880 Yeah.

02:04:05.100 Maybe.

02:04:05.580 Maybe for them.

02:04:06.140 I don't want to listen to any more of that.

02:04:07.260 It's another minute of that.

02:04:08.280 Fuck her.

02:04:08.740 Fuck all that.

02:04:09.440 That's crazy.

02:04:10.140 I want to be president of Israel.

02:04:14.160 I mean America.

02:04:14.860 Who are you working for?

02:04:16.840 They're having a Slava overdose over there.

02:04:19.100 They go from falling over themselves.

02:04:22.160 What they're trying to do is if they grovel the hardest, they're auditioning for daddy.

02:04:30.000 Because only one of them can suck his dick at a time, obviously.

02:04:33.740 And they're trying to present the most attractive mouth.

02:04:39.000 That's all she's doing.

02:04:40.180 Same with DeSantis.

02:04:40.820 All of them.

02:04:41.520 They're just pandering and kissing their ass.

02:04:44.460 Looking for the current thing to boost their campaign.

02:04:48.080 Give them some money.

02:04:49.640 Throw some delegates their way.

02:04:51.080 All of that shit.

02:04:52.600 They did the same thing with Ukraine.

02:04:54.040 You even hear about Ukraine anymore?

02:04:55.460 It's been three weeks.

02:04:56.320 What even happened?

02:04:57.280 Is that war over or what?

02:04:58.800 The Russians are taking more territory and they slaughtered a fucking pile of people.

02:05:03.640 There's no talk of it whatsoever because, oh, never mind.

02:05:06.700 We're doing this now.

02:05:08.120 It's just a giant sycophant competition.

02:05:10.340 It's so gross.

02:05:12.360 I don't know how they live with it.

02:05:13.440 Well, they don't have souls.

02:05:14.400 That's how they live with themselves.

02:05:16.500 Like, how do they live like this?

02:05:17.780 Like, without a soul very easily.

02:05:19.340 Oh, right.

02:05:20.660 Yes.

02:05:21.580 And you can't even, like, even kids, college kids.

02:05:25.960 The White House is slamming grotesque displays of anti-Semitism on college campuses.

02:05:30.640 Any disagreeal, you say anything, that's anti-Semitic now.

02:05:36.100 You must support the genocide.

02:05:50.340 Delegitimizing the state of Israel while praising the Hamas terrorist murder.

02:05:53.800 What other issue gets this kind of attention?

02:06:01.140 Why are they enjoying so much protection and so much support, huh?

02:06:03.720 Once again, I bet a lot of these kids and a lot of these people were the same ones that

02:06:10.860 were, you know, St. George Floyd and all the other social justice things, and now all of

02:06:15.260 a sudden they're like, oh, wait, what?

02:06:17.280 Yeah.

02:06:18.660 Now you're getting a taste of it.

02:06:19.920 What do you think?

02:06:20.760 This is what you've been doing to everybody for years.

02:06:24.240 Now you, oh, you fucking went after daddy's special people.

02:06:27.340 You can't do that.

02:06:27.980 You can't touch the special people.

02:06:29.820 They're special.

02:06:31.260 They're literally special.

02:06:32.820 It says in the book, it all, their God picked them entirely.

02:06:38.180 They did.

02:06:39.960 Hand picked.

02:06:41.920 Hand.

02:06:43.320 Hand picked.

02:06:45.680 Better than everyone.

02:06:47.080 More valuable than everyone.

02:06:50.620 One of them dying is like 10,000 to you.

02:06:54.000 It's in the Bible.

02:06:55.200 It's what it says.

02:06:59.100 Allegedly.

02:07:01.120 Just shut up and worship everything.

02:07:03.100 Just do it.

02:07:04.940 We're only mass murdering children and destroying the world and bringing about a destructive war

02:07:09.920 that'll probably end our way of life forever.

02:07:12.180 But otherwise, they're going to call you racist.

02:07:14.800 So just shut up and help us, you know, destroy everything everyone's worked for for fucking

02:07:20.040 10,000 years.

02:07:21.200 Let's just destroy it all.

02:07:22.320 So that's, that's what smart people do.

02:07:30.920 How long is this Tucker bit?

02:07:32.440 13 minutes?

02:07:33.160 No, no, no.

02:07:33.360 It's a little long.

02:07:35.220 I might read some of it.

02:07:40.640 This is kind of funny.

02:07:41.720 You got South Park is coming after.

02:07:43.400 I, I'm kind of surprised.

02:07:47.760 I'm kind of surprised.

02:07:50.320 This goes a little harder than, than I expected from South Park.

02:07:54.580 South Park has been, you know, they still, they still throw punches, but they're, they've

02:07:58.820 softened in the last few years.

02:08:00.320 I've found I've never really, I've never really seen them throw anything.

02:08:04.720 You know, in fighting or in boxing or anything where, where somebody's throwing punches where

02:08:11.260 it's like, I, it's clear he's really trying to hurt this person now.

02:08:15.000 This isn't about the sport.

02:08:16.160 I'm not just trying to tag you for points.

02:08:17.520 It's like, I was trying to hurt you.

02:08:19.260 I was trying to end your life with that one.

02:08:20.940 You know, I haven't seen South Park throw anything like that in a little while, but this,

02:08:25.900 uh, they've got a new special coming out and there's a couple of clips from it.

02:08:29.120 And, uh, well, you know, let's just, uh, let's just watch it as a family and see what

02:08:34.960 I keep having the same dream.

02:08:38.540 Everywhere I look, people are being replaced.

02:08:40.680 Okay.

02:08:41.220 And who do you think is going to have you replaced?

02:08:44.060 Them, the puppet masters.

02:08:46.420 The last time I had the dream, I was, I was walking down the school hallway and then I

02:08:53.900 see Butters and he's like, Hey Eric, you want to see what my mom passed me for length?

02:08:57.560 And that's when I start to notice that something's wrong.

02:08:59.980 Everyone I cared about has been systematically replaced.

02:09:02.620 And finally I want to scream and I'm like, Why are they replacing every single character

02:09:06.080 with someone who is diverse?

02:09:07.560 But then Kennedy's like, It's not our fault, it's cause of Kathleen Kennedy.

02:09:10.600 But then Kathleen Kennedy's just like, Fuck it, make it more lame.

02:09:13.580 And everyone in town is like, No, please, Kathleen Kennedy, stop ruining everything.

02:09:17.300 But Kathleen Kennedy is all like, Put another gay diverse woman in it, make it more fucking lame.

02:09:21.820 And the Disney stock just keeps going down and down and down.

02:09:24.240 And the Bob Iger is all like, Yeah, no, but don't have me got stars.

02:09:28.100 No, you can't be kidding.

02:09:29.340 Ah!

02:09:38.620 Oh.

02:09:40.680 Okay.

02:09:41.460 You have my attention.

02:09:42.820 All right.

02:09:43.340 So, uh, yeah.

02:09:44.720 South Park destroys Disney over woke casting right as Snow White is delayed.

02:09:50.020 Was this where Snow White was black, right?

02:09:51.780 Because they've made every character, every white character is black now or Asian or something.

02:09:58.700 Like, they've had to all be changed.

02:10:00.140 Everything has to be gay.

02:10:01.740 Some kind of they, them.

02:10:03.080 Like, we've all seen it.

02:10:04.580 We all fucking are tired of it, right?

02:10:06.640 And now South Park is making jokes about it.

02:10:09.020 So that's pretty funny.

02:10:11.320 And now they're losing a lot of money, actually.

02:10:13.680 So, uh, what's this?

02:10:15.620 Go woke, go broke.

02:10:16.500 Disney should issue a gag order.

02:10:18.160 What's this?

02:10:18.520 I mean, you know, the original cartoon came out in 1937 and very evidently.

02:10:23.380 Oh, this was the woman they were going to get to play Snow White, who's clearly like Snow White had blue eyes and dark hair.

02:10:29.400 I mean, they act like, oh, what's the big deal?

02:10:33.060 It shouldn't matter.

02:10:33.740 It's like, if it doesn't matter, why do you have to keep making them non-white if it doesn't matter?

02:10:38.160 So it's like, you're the one saying it doesn't matter and then getting upset when it's like, it was already one thing.

02:10:44.500 Why'd you have to change it if it didn't matter?

02:10:46.800 Huh?

02:10:47.240 And very evidently so.

02:10:49.920 There is a big focus on her love story with a guy who literally stalks her.

02:10:55.980 Yeah.

02:10:56.580 Weird.

02:10:57.260 Weird.

02:10:57.780 Super weird.

02:10:58.280 So we didn't do that this time.

02:11:00.160 So no, Prince or a different kind of Prince?

02:11:02.600 We have a different approach to what I'm sure a lot of people will assume is a love story just because, like, we cast a guy in the movie.

02:11:09.540 Right.

02:11:09.680 Andrew Burnup.

02:11:10.520 Great dude.

02:11:11.120 Yeah.

02:11:11.460 Um, it's, uh, it's one of those things that I think everyone's going to have their assumptions about what it's actually going to be.

02:11:16.960 She's so dumb.

02:11:18.020 Holy shit.

02:11:18.640 But, uh, it's really not about the love story at all, which is really, really wonderful.

02:11:23.000 And whether or not she finds love along the way is anybody's guess until 2024.

02:11:26.900 Um, all of Andrew's scenes could get cut.

02:11:29.280 Who knows?

02:11:29.920 It's.

02:11:33.020 Yeah.

02:11:33.440 I get the men out of there.

02:11:34.400 We don't need any of this in there.

02:11:35.500 This is girl power time.

02:11:36.500 Oh my God.

02:11:37.140 Was this the movie?

02:11:38.560 Oh, and these are the seven dwarves now.

02:11:45.560 Are they kidding, man?

02:11:48.640 Geez.

02:11:53.560 Oh, Friday Paramount released a first look of the clip.

02:11:56.680 Here's another one.

02:12:08.960 Are you still here?

02:12:10.520 You need to get going.

02:12:12.120 I can't get going.

02:12:13.440 I told you I don't feel well.

02:12:15.280 What's the matter now?

02:12:16.920 Oh, nothing.

02:12:17.560 I just had explosive fucking diarrhea all night because you decided to get us KFC for dinner.

02:12:22.360 You have KFC all the time.

02:12:25.100 Yeah.

02:12:25.520 And I have diarrhea all the time.

02:12:27.200 You're not staying home all day and playing Baldur's Gate 3.

02:12:30.960 Now let's go.

02:12:32.860 Ugh.

02:12:34.820 Have a good day at school, sweetie.

02:12:36.980 Fuck you, mom.

02:12:37.980 This is bullshit.

02:12:42.100 How do you get your mom arrested for child abuse?

02:12:44.460 She wouldn't let you stay home and play Baldur's Gate 3, huh, fat ass?

02:12:48.500 Who you calling fat, you heathen bitch?

02:12:50.920 Dude, you don't want to make school today.

02:12:51.900 They're all diverse lesbian women.

02:12:53.200 Cry said he's going to fart on Tammy Mullins during P.E.

02:12:56.300 Tammy Mullins has sweet fucking knockers.

02:12:58.740 Dude, Kenny, enough about Tammy's knockers.

02:13:01.200 You sound like a white male trying to reestablish the patriarchy.

02:13:03.920 Right?

02:13:07.620 Eric, it's okay.

02:13:08.940 It's okay.

02:13:09.960 Ma, ma, I had a dream that I was replaced by a diverse woman.

02:13:14.780 Oh, not again.

02:13:16.180 Yeah, only this time it wasn't just me.

02:13:18.560 They were taking all my favorite people and replacing them with diverse women complaining about the patriarchy.

02:13:23.240 Will you check under the bed and make sure there's no Disney executives under there?

02:13:26.420 I promise there's not.

02:13:28.080 I'm scared, mom.

02:13:28.960 Will you please just look and make sure Kathleen Kennedy isn't under my bed?

02:13:31.660 I'm going to try and replace Philip.

02:13:32.640 Kathleen Kennedy is not under your bed.

02:13:35.860 Can you check the closet?

02:13:37.020 Eric, enough.

02:13:38.880 I've told you there's no such thing as Disney executives who replace everyone you love with diverse women who complain about the patriarchy.

02:13:45.580 Now be a big boy.

02:13:50.400 It's not real.

02:13:51.580 South Park, joining the Pandiverse.

02:13:53.360 All new.

02:13:54.080 Now streaming exclusively on-

02:13:55.500 Is it?

02:13:56.340 Joining the Pandiverse.

02:13:57.780 I think I might have to see this one.

02:13:59.400 It's been a while.

02:14:00.740 What?

02:14:01.020 Is this the same clip I already saw?

02:14:03.100 Oh, there's another.

02:14:03.820 Is it even more?

02:14:04.540 I'm watching the rest of it.

02:14:06.480 There's even more, guys.

02:14:07.780 We got another minute.

02:14:08.520 Let's keep going.

02:14:11.180 Come on.

02:14:11.740 No!

02:14:12.080 No loading wheels of death.

02:14:13.700 Don't do this to me.

02:14:15.760 Twitter.

02:14:16.280 I'm hanging out with my friends.

02:14:17.780 If you fucking-

02:14:19.700 Don't worry.

02:14:21.880 It's fiber-optic internet.

02:14:23.720 It'll-

02:14:24.120 Okay.

02:14:24.540 We're good.

02:14:24.840 We're replacing every single character with someone who is diverse.

02:14:27.960 But then Kenny's like, it's not our fault.

02:14:29.720 It's because of Kathleen Kennedy.

02:14:31.020 But then Kathleen Kennedy's just like, fuck it.

02:14:33.000 Make it Marley.

02:14:33.740 And everyone in town is like, no.

02:14:35.480 I saw the Pander Stone for the first time a few years ago.

02:14:41.640 Oh, the Pander Stone.

02:14:43.260 Like, pandering.

02:14:44.480 Hilarious.

02:14:45.060 I get it.

02:14:45.620 Pandaverse.

02:14:46.140 Bob Iger took us to the Disney archives and showed us an ancient piece of artificial

02:14:51.500 intelligence that could be used to make the same movies over and over again while appealing

02:14:56.380 to absolutely everyone.

02:14:58.060 I knew it!

02:14:59.580 The Pander Stone worked great for a while.

02:15:01.980 But then came the hate mail.

02:15:04.060 Ugly letters from racists who didn't understand that some of the Pander Stone's rehashes had diverse

02:15:09.020 women characters in the lead.

02:15:10.840 I decided I would show them.

02:15:12.860 I would start making movies to fight all the bigotry in our society.

02:15:16.700 But instead of doing any real work, I turned to the Pander Stone.

02:15:20.740 I can't wait to watch this.

02:15:22.100 This fucking rules are on the end.

02:15:23.920 They got me back.

02:15:24.980 Let's go, Matt Parker!

02:15:26.360 Trey Stone.

02:15:27.700 It made things so much easier.

02:15:30.620 Soon I was using the Pander Stone over and over again to try and fight all the ugly feedback,

02:15:36.100 which in turn was growing stronger and stronger.

02:15:39.500 But I was fighting with the wrong tool.

02:15:42.100 I used the Pander Stone to the point that it became unstable.

02:15:46.140 Oh, no.

02:15:47.340 It opened a portal to multiple universes and something came through.

02:15:50.720 She pandered too much.

02:15:51.800 At first we fought.

02:16:01.180 I tried to send it back to its universe, but it got the upper hand.

02:16:04.620 It was able instead to send me to this universe out of its way so it could thrive in ours.

02:16:09.520 That's actually the best explanation I've heard as to why Disney movies are stuck there.

02:16:16.200 I'm in.

02:16:20.700 Yeah, I wish that was the reason, right?

02:16:22.640 Wouldn't that be so, like, that's actually good news.

02:16:24.960 Okay, okay.

02:16:25.540 This isn't so bad then.

02:16:27.300 We just got to get rid of some weird alternate dimension Karen lesbian woman that floats and

02:16:32.960 Kathleen Kennedy probably, and then we can go back to normal, guys.

02:16:35.840 I wish that was the reason.

02:16:39.420 Oh, man.

02:16:41.440 But, yeah.

02:16:42.360 A lot of people have noticed.

02:16:43.340 I'll be interested to see how that, I bet that goes over really well.

02:16:46.020 I bet that is very well received, you know?

02:16:49.640 I bet critics can't believe how bigoted and rated South Park has gone over the line this time.

02:16:58.020 Yeah, what did the audience score think?

02:17:00.020 They loved it.

02:17:00.600 Oh, yeah.

02:17:02.380 That's typically how that works.

02:17:03.560 That does happen.

02:17:07.040 Let's see.

02:17:09.140 Synthetic, what's up, man?

02:17:09.980 He says, late to the show.

02:17:10.720 Congrats, goose.

02:17:11.360 Thanks, man.

02:17:12.220 The goose is loose.

02:17:13.620 He's loose.

02:17:14.220 He's on the loose.

02:17:15.180 Jacob Powell says, I'm not sold on that beard yet.

02:17:17.260 You look way younger without it.

02:17:18.880 I'm not done.

02:17:19.700 I'm almost done, though.

02:17:20.540 I'm not growing it too much longer.

02:17:22.300 I don't want to fucking go, you know.

02:17:25.680 I'm almost done.

02:17:26.680 He says, you look way younger without it.

02:17:28.000 I know.

02:17:29.040 I know.

02:17:29.380 I must return to my ancient ways.

02:17:33.560 Nikki Haley is a disgusting Karen with power.

02:17:36.040 Look, people.

02:17:36.640 We can all agree they're insects.

02:17:39.240 Who gave you a voice to position?

02:17:41.200 Now, go fuck yourself.

02:17:42.760 Yeah, they're terrible.

02:17:44.600 Jenstein says, you're the best.

02:17:45.700 Thanks, man.

02:17:46.180 You're the best.

02:17:47.260 Scott Baker says, maybe even the bestest.

02:17:49.280 Oh, now they're fighting.

02:17:50.040 Now they're fighting with each other.

02:17:50.880 Jacob says, I know Bill Burr is a slight Democrat.

02:17:55.060 He's still got that little bit of a silly billy in him, but he's coming around.

02:17:58.840 He's got a really liberal wife.

02:18:01.420 He's got this crazy, hardcore, liberal black wife.

02:18:04.180 And there's a story.

02:18:10.020 There's, we believe that, I don't even want to say this out loud because if it ever gets

02:18:17.180 back to him, I don't want to be the one that broke it to him.

02:18:19.060 But his kids may not be his, you know, or kid or something.

02:18:23.680 There's questions.

02:18:24.680 There's, you know.

02:18:26.260 Anyway, I think he's, I think he's under the, I don't like the sound of his wife.

02:18:31.580 She sounds like a huge nightmare.

02:18:33.480 And anyway, he complains about her a lot.

02:18:35.880 And it's like, how are you, why do you put up with any of this?

02:18:37.860 This is insane.

02:18:39.080 The things she makes him do.

02:18:42.540 It says, can we just agree to elect, hire, rent him universally, skull fuck the shit out

02:18:46.600 of all these politicians.

02:18:47.520 No, he would, he would cave.

02:18:48.740 His wife wouldn't let him do it, unfortunately.

02:18:51.260 So we'll have Bill Burr on a stage ruthlessly savaging on a mic how much piece of shit the

02:18:54.920 politicians are while we execute the last one of them.

02:18:58.400 He's also redheaded and his slogans are go fuck yourself.

02:19:01.160 What more do you want?

02:19:02.760 I know, he's very funny.

02:19:04.000 I like him.

02:19:05.400 But I don't know.

02:19:07.040 I don't know if he's ready to go all the way.

02:19:09.840 I think he's, I think he's a little soft.

02:19:13.180 Really.

02:19:14.960 He's got a, he's got a problem.

02:19:17.040 Mark Miller says, the Wendigo.

02:19:19.720 Israel has become the Wendigo.

02:19:21.300 Not in a good way.

02:19:22.320 The Wendigo.

02:19:23.020 I'm not totally familiar with that one.

02:19:25.200 That's like the Chupacabra, but it's something else.

02:19:27.900 There's all these crazy stories of weird creatures and stuff that live in the woods.

02:19:31.340 I think every man goes through a phase where they're fascinated with what strange creatures

02:19:35.840 could be in the woods.

02:19:38.880 How many, I don't want to hear from that.

02:19:40.960 I'm just, if I could like just separate all the women for a second.

02:19:43.520 Like how many men have you known that put you through a lot of time talking about things

02:19:47.620 like Sasquatch and like, you know, and you're just like, I, like there was a phase, right?

02:19:53.700 Like you've been, there's been a time where you were like, yeah, they were really concerned

02:19:56.840 about something.

02:20:00.220 Yeti, you know what I mean?

02:20:01.520 It's the Yeti.

02:20:05.960 It's the, it's something like, I don't know.

02:20:09.180 It's our instinct.

02:20:09.940 We know there's fucking dangerous shit out there.

02:20:11.720 We don't know what's, what's working around out there.

02:20:14.160 There's that, uh, ranch, that Skinwalker Ranch place.

02:20:17.340 There's some, there are some places in the world that are like, what the fuck?

02:20:21.180 Like, I don't want to think about it anymore.

02:20:25.340 It's going to make me upset and it's late at night and I'm, you know, home alone and

02:20:29.260 it's dark and it's Halloween's coming.

02:20:31.460 It's spooky and I don't know.

02:20:36.300 Wendigos.

02:20:36.620 People are talking about Wendigos.

02:20:38.200 I got to be careful.

02:20:38.960 I can't just be, you know, I can keep my wits about me.

02:20:41.120 Man on the mountain.

02:20:41.680 Thanks.

02:20:42.160 You just sent a period dot.

02:20:43.980 Is that what that was meant to be?

02:20:47.180 Thanks though, man.

02:20:47.820 I appreciate it.

02:20:48.840 You guys are fucking sweet.

02:20:50.360 Fortunately, soon I won't have to pay these lawyers anymore.

02:20:53.280 Probably.

02:20:54.460 Hopefully.

02:20:56.060 I was talking to him the other day and he's like, uh, I was like, I hope, he was like,

02:21:00.020 uh, what do you say?

02:21:02.440 I can't remember how we got into it, but I was like, hopefully, uh, soon I will never

02:21:05.540 have to talk to you ever again.

02:21:07.120 And he's like, I also hope so.

02:21:09.900 Hopefully we never need to speak to each other ever again soon.

02:21:12.740 That would be good.

02:21:13.600 That would mean we've both done well here.

02:21:17.040 All right.

02:21:17.760 What else is going on?

02:21:19.020 Okay.

02:21:19.300 Toronto police.

02:21:20.040 We know that we know they're gay and they're Toronto.

02:21:22.120 You have to be gay to live in Toronto for the most part.

02:21:24.420 Most men.

02:21:25.080 And it's like the ones that aren't gay are like suppressing, like the, it's the gay

02:21:28.360 is encroaching on them.

02:21:29.460 It's surrounding them.

02:21:30.620 It's coming into their building.

02:21:31.960 It's, you know, it's everywhere.

02:21:32.980 So it's, they're going to be forced out.

02:21:34.920 It's going to be a 100% gay city soon.

02:21:37.740 It'll have to be to live there.

02:21:39.220 You'll have to be gay and you'll have to prove it.

02:21:41.980 There's going to be an exam.

02:21:43.120 You know what I mean?

02:21:43.640 So you can, you can laugh about it, but it's going to happen.

02:21:52.700 What else?

02:21:54.020 Two and a half.

02:21:54.700 All right.

02:21:56.180 What else is going on?

02:21:58.980 Click through that.

02:21:59.920 Something else that should probably be getting more attention.

02:22:07.720 At the, there was a, where was this, what court was this in?

02:22:14.940 I'm not sure.

02:22:16.340 I've been following this too closely, but I did know, I do know that Brian Peckford had

02:22:19.800 a constitutional challenge on the mandates.

02:22:23.560 Brian Peckford is the last living signature member of the Canadian Charter of Rights and

02:22:27.920 Freedom, so, you know, he feels like it's his job to make sure that it's fucking being

02:22:32.000 followed and it isn't.

02:22:34.000 And government officials under oath admitted there was no medical or scientific basis for

02:22:38.980 vaccine passports.

02:22:40.020 They straight up just did it because they wanted to, because they were told to.

02:22:44.100 Why were they told to?

02:22:45.400 Because the powers that be, the real ones, the real bad ones, needed for speculatory reasons.

02:22:51.620 I have a couple of theories.

02:22:54.300 Could be just money.

02:22:55.940 Maybe not just money, though.

02:22:57.920 Hopefully, just money.

02:23:00.500 That's the best case scenario, is that they did this just to make a pile of money and

02:23:04.180 rip everybody off.

02:23:05.480 That's the best case scenario.

02:23:07.560 But what they did was institute these programs to apply maximum psychological pressure on the

02:23:12.820 population, inventing things like passports and inventing these requirements and these

02:23:17.320 stipulations to maintain and hold jobs and educational slots in the machine.

02:23:22.380 You're getting through your degree somewhere, any number of things, even just to travel around,

02:23:29.260 even just the privilege, apparently.

02:23:31.160 These are privileges, not rights anymore, to attend the funeral of your own family members

02:23:34.940 because, you see, you need these vaccines.

02:23:36.920 And if you implement a passport system, it makes it more official.

02:23:39.720 It makes it more real.

02:23:40.640 It makes it more pressing.

02:23:41.740 What I'm saying is, applying these kinds of tactics, they run the math and they put them

02:23:45.800 through the computers.

02:23:46.580 They crunch the numbers and they'll say, oh, this will increase compliance by 30% or whatever

02:23:52.300 the number is.

02:23:53.000 So they do it.

02:23:53.640 And thereafter, as high of a compliance number as they could get, they tried everything that

02:23:58.600 they could think of to get you to take this shit.

02:24:01.780 I have never in my life, and I probably will never see again, a worldwide government effort

02:24:07.920 like the one we just lived through to get people to do something.

02:24:11.600 That was the most insane shit we've ever lived through, and everyone's just going to try to

02:24:16.360 walk around and pretend like the last three years didn't happen.

02:24:23.640 They just straight up intimidated you into submitting to an experimental medical adventure.

02:24:40.060 And the best case scenario is, they maximize their profits.

02:24:44.400 It only gets worse from there.

02:24:45.980 That's the best possible outcome.

02:24:49.660 Because obviously, it didn't do anything.

02:24:51.360 People are like, I got seven and I still got COVID, because it doesn't do.

02:24:58.780 And you needed two, right?

02:25:00.380 They needed to make sure.

02:25:01.200 Two seemed to be the minimum.

02:25:02.500 They wanted to get as many people to get at least two as you can imagine.

02:25:05.600 And then everything after that seemed like extra money or something.

02:25:08.360 It wasn't really nearly as militantly enforced.

02:25:12.520 And then as time went on, as interest waned, it's gone.

02:25:15.540 But they made their money.

02:25:16.820 They got away with it.

02:25:17.400 They got, I wonder if they projected we'd only get 75% of the population and instead we got 90.

02:25:24.020 That's what I'd like to see.

02:25:24.980 I'd like to know what they thought they were going to get when they took off with this little scheme

02:25:28.320 and what they actually got.

02:25:30.820 I wonder if it's near close, if it's way off, if they got way more.

02:25:34.380 It should infuriate everyone to the point that I don't mean it should just be a little annoying.

02:25:52.000 It should be so scaldingly hot.

02:25:57.760 It should be like eating a hot coal.

02:25:59.560 You were going to be getting up out of your chair and moving around.

02:26:05.300 Hot coals in your belly.

02:26:09.220 Because not only did the government and the people you're supposed to be trusting

02:26:12.860 that rob you blind daily

02:26:16.000 and sell your future down the river

02:26:19.020 and lie to your face constantly.

02:26:21.860 Not only did they do all these things

02:26:26.560 but they intimidated you

02:26:28.420 and threatened you into complying with something

02:26:30.960 that most of you didn't want to do

02:26:33.160 and now it turns out that that whole thing, that whole adventure

02:26:36.760 well, guess what?

02:26:37.960 The receipts are coming due

02:26:39.100 and a lot of people are very sick now.

02:26:41.320 These people need to be removed.

02:26:50.280 This needs to be addressed immediately.

02:26:52.480 These people cannot remain in command of anything.

02:26:56.880 This cannot go on.

02:26:59.600 The support they enjoy needs to be eroded

02:27:03.380 as rapidly and aggressively as possible

02:27:06.640 to the point that any time someone asks for $15

02:27:10.800 for a political contribution

02:27:12.440 in this fucking climate

02:27:13.980 when everybody can't afford gas

02:27:15.860 they can't afford food

02:27:16.820 they can't afford rent

02:27:17.800 people are renting the basements out of everybody

02:27:19.680 somebody tried to rent the basement of my house

02:27:21.540 their family's got nowhere to go.

02:27:25.880 Do you have $15 for my lying campaign?

02:27:29.140 They should get $0 from anyone

02:27:31.440 they should be chased out of town

02:27:32.920 every party, every one of them.

02:27:36.640 No, you get nothing!

02:27:40.440 You do nothing

02:27:41.560 so you get nothing.

02:27:43.620 We're paralyzed in this state of inaction

02:27:45.700 because there's too many people

02:27:47.580 like I said

02:27:48.100 that think daddy's going to come home soon

02:27:49.800 and he'll clean it all up

02:27:51.120 so they don't need to do anything.

02:27:52.780 They're married to this fantasy.

02:27:55.260 Send $15

02:27:56.120 check the box

02:27:58.180 get the libs out

02:27:59.280 everything's going to be just fine, guys.

02:28:03.500 The math says that's not correct at all.

02:28:06.640 And logic and everything else says

02:28:08.700 that's definitely not correct at all.

02:28:10.300 These people are as corrupt as they come

02:28:12.080 as weak as they come

02:28:13.560 and they're completely

02:28:14.720 unbothered by the fact that

02:28:17.020 they've had a direct

02:28:18.880 hand in destroying

02:28:20.700 our way of life

02:28:21.560 and ruining this

02:28:22.920 ripping this country to shreds

02:28:24.300 really ripping it in half.

02:28:28.060 You'll do well to go into any public space

02:28:31.180 and get 10 people anywhere

02:28:32.220 to agree on anything anymore.

02:28:33.320 Violence is through the roof

02:28:37.820 overdoses, drugs

02:28:39.120 and hey

02:28:39.540 if everything's just so bad

02:28:40.880 the government can just kill you

02:28:42.240 we can just do MAID

02:28:43.360 would you like to have MAID?

02:28:45.720 Medical assistance in death?

02:28:47.640 We'll just have you killed

02:28:48.780 if it's all too much.

02:28:49.860 That's the country we have now

02:28:51.500 under these people's

02:28:54.380 leadership

02:28:55.160 and guidance.

02:28:56.440 So

02:29:01.500 we have no choice

02:29:04.400 but to trash them

02:29:06.280 constantly

02:29:07.100 because until their

02:29:09.260 means of support dries up

02:29:12.240 they're not going anywhere.

02:29:15.780 All of these ignorant

02:29:17.040 frustrated

02:29:17.680 scared

02:29:18.220 frightened people

02:29:19.060 who trust these lying cocksuckers

02:29:20.980 are dumping their money

02:29:22.400 and their paychecks

02:29:23.180 and everything into it

02:29:24.180 their hopes

02:29:25.780 oh PP

02:29:26.520 the apple

02:29:27.220 they're all being taken

02:29:28.920 advantage of

02:29:29.560 every single one of them.

02:29:36.680 That's fucking wrong

02:29:37.640 and I take that personally.

02:29:39.640 Even people I don't know

02:29:40.660 but I know

02:29:42.140 there's people I don't know

02:29:43.500 that I know

02:29:43.920 they're not terrible people

02:29:45.400 but they're being lied to

02:29:46.680 they trust you

02:29:47.740 they're trusting

02:29:48.480 because they still believe

02:29:49.720 that we live in the old Canada

02:29:51.200 where we wouldn't do that

02:29:52.540 to each other

02:29:53.140 and these kinds of people

02:29:54.220 don't

02:29:54.520 not around here

02:29:55.540 not this place

02:29:56.400 not us

02:29:57.140 and these lion snakes

02:30:02.360 take advantage of them

02:30:03.300 for their own means

02:30:06.520 so they can get promotions

02:30:07.460 and they can make more money

02:30:08.560 and they can slava

02:30:09.360 and they can do all this

02:30:10.100 kind of shit

02:30:10.680 and everybody else

02:30:13.140 gets left holding

02:30:13.780 the fucking bag.

02:30:14.580 there's probably a lot

02:30:23.600 of other guys

02:30:24.100 like me out there

02:30:24.700 you didn't have to join

02:30:25.640 the military

02:30:26.080 but it's just the way

02:30:26.980 that your mind works

02:30:27.900 and our brains work

02:30:28.620 and our worldview is

02:30:29.500 like this is our

02:30:31.200 like we're

02:30:32.140 we're supposed to be

02:30:33.000 a team here

02:30:33.720 we're supposed to be

02:30:34.280 a family

02:30:34.800 a nation

02:30:35.300 a tribe of people

02:30:36.320 and

02:30:37.380 I grew up

02:30:38.920 with that understanding

02:30:39.800 I was proud to wear

02:30:41.820 the Canadian flag

02:30:42.540 on my uniform

02:30:43.160 and to see the fact

02:30:44.680 that you've got

02:30:45.180 these lion

02:30:45.900 weak

02:30:46.400 small

02:30:46.820 pathetic

02:30:47.300 little

02:30:47.720 snake people

02:30:49.000 ripping their

02:30:50.440 livelihoods away

02:30:51.740 from them

02:30:52.260 tearing down

02:30:53.520 the social fabric

02:30:54.640 of the country

02:30:55.140 taking advantage

02:30:55.960 of them

02:30:56.300 importing millions

02:30:57.180 of people

02:30:57.560 to displace

02:30:58.180 their fucking

02:30:58.720 their economies

02:31:00.140 their demographics

02:31:00.860 and just at the same

02:31:02.000 time with their hands

02:31:02.840 out

02:31:03.000 taking their money

02:31:03.680 and stabbing them

02:31:04.520 at the back

02:31:04.940 at the same time

02:31:05.740 these are

02:31:06.320 these are like

02:31:06.920 that's

02:31:07.220 those are our

02:31:07.680 citizens

02:31:08.020 these are our

02:31:08.460 people

02:31:08.760 I

02:31:09.060 I'm not cool

02:31:09.920 with this man

02:31:10.640 especially since

02:31:16.300 you guys almost

02:31:16.860 got me killed

02:31:17.520 already

02:31:18.020 oh and all that

02:31:19.460 was bullshit too

02:31:20.560 oh

02:31:22.100 they don't deserve

02:31:29.640 your support

02:31:30.360 they don't deserve

02:31:32.520 your respect

02:31:33.180 they don't deserve

02:31:35.020 dignity

02:31:35.580 to be honest

02:31:36.580 even the most

02:31:42.060 lowly

02:31:42.920 the guy

02:31:44.560 listen

02:31:45.900 the guy

02:31:48.340 at Tim Hortons

02:31:49.140 who cleans

02:31:49.800 the fucking

02:31:50.240 toilets

02:31:50.800 he pays taxes

02:31:53.920 and he does a job

02:31:54.960 that people need

02:31:55.700 done

02:31:56.060 he is literally

02:31:58.620 more valuable

02:31:59.940 than every politician

02:32:01.660 in the House of Commons

02:32:03.100 right now

02:32:03.560 any janitor

02:32:05.100 in a Tim Hortons

02:32:05.900 it's more important

02:32:07.180 and more valuable

02:32:07.840 frustration

02:32:09.680 domination

02:32:10.880 feel the rage

02:32:12.040 of a new generation

02:32:13.300 we're in a man

02:32:14.680 we're dying

02:32:15.660 and we're never gonna

02:32:16.620 stop

02:32:17.300 stop trying

02:32:18.300 stop trying

02:32:20.960 stop trying

02:32:23.440 stop trying

02:32:25.840 you know

02:32:29.460 Jenstein says

02:32:31.340 Sasquatch raped me

02:32:32.540 now I have daddy

02:32:33.300 problems

02:32:33.840 interesting

02:32:36.800 no way

02:32:39.080 I couldn't stand

02:32:40.100 for you

02:32:40.300 Cam Esquise says

02:32:41.120 did you have a

02:32:41.680 celebratory cinnamon bun

02:32:42.680 for dessert today

02:32:43.420 it's hard for me

02:32:45.920 to enjoy them now

02:32:46.800 it's hard for me

02:32:48.520 to enjoy cinnamon buns

02:32:49.460 now as you can imagine

02:32:50.360 thanks

02:32:51.500 thanks for that

02:32:52.560 by the way

02:32:53.060 I did have one

02:32:57.720 the other day

02:32:58.260 and I can't lie

02:32:59.260 it crosses my mind

02:33:00.020 every time

02:33:00.560 but I mean

02:33:04.220 I've lived and seen

02:33:05.320 through a lot of

02:33:05.860 I can keep my appetite

02:33:07.600 through quite a lot

02:33:08.380 but I mean

02:33:08.880 it's challenging

02:33:09.920 it can be challenging

02:33:10.780 I've almost stopped

02:33:12.080 eating a cinnamon bun

02:33:12.840 because of that

02:33:13.740 I haven't yet

02:33:14.700 but I've come close

02:33:15.580 because I just go

02:33:18.320 it's sugar

02:33:18.780 you like sugar

02:33:19.480 eat it

02:33:20.160 it's not

02:33:20.660 no it's not

02:33:21.800 no it's not that

02:33:22.560 it's not that

02:33:23.440 it's not that

02:33:24.600 just because you

02:33:26.620 thought of that

02:33:27.140 doesn't mean

02:33:27.820 just eat

02:33:28.360 just you know

02:33:29.260 think about the sugar

02:33:29.980 and it'll be fine

02:33:30.580 unreal

02:33:34.300 unreal

02:33:35.140 Tivor says

02:33:39.020 remember when people

02:33:39.780 said taking a

02:33:40.320 psychology course

02:33:40.960 was basket weaving

02:33:41.840 101 useless

02:33:42.600 as a degree

02:33:43.480 20 years ago

02:33:44.280 he says

02:33:46.060 well if anyone

02:33:46.700 needs help with this

02:33:47.360 I'll be done

02:33:47.800 my master's shortly

02:33:48.820 see now we have

02:33:49.720 we're going to

02:33:50.480 replace Peterson

02:33:51.220 we have Tivor

02:33:52.080 well I mean

02:33:54.480 if you learn

02:33:55.760 to master

02:33:56.480 the art

02:33:57.600 of just

02:33:58.200 well

02:33:59.120 I mean

02:33:59.940 like

02:34:00.380 bullshitting

02:34:03.020 and lying

02:34:04.240 and running

02:34:05.160 you know

02:34:06.040 one vague

02:34:07.400 you know

02:34:08.100 convoluted

02:34:08.920 kind of bloody

02:34:09.680 twisted

02:34:10.600 you know

02:34:11.520 nightmare

02:34:12.540 of a thought

02:34:13.360 into another

02:34:14.200 and just

02:34:14.880 making it so

02:34:15.840 they flatten

02:34:17.060 on top of each

02:34:17.980 other like

02:34:18.460 like a maybe

02:34:19.380 a pancake

02:34:20.020 you know

02:34:20.700 like a breakfast

02:34:21.420 that they'd

02:34:22.020 never had

02:34:22.780 you know

02:34:23.600 in Russia

02:34:24.220 with the Soviets

02:34:25.580 it was

02:34:27.280 there was

02:34:28.020 nothing to eat

02:34:29.200 smartest man

02:34:32.960 in the world

02:34:33.300 everybody

02:34:33.780 he's a genius

02:34:36.240 he's a super smart

02:34:37.060 guy

02:34:37.320 he's so smart

02:34:38.000 the way he talks

02:34:39.620 in confusing circles

02:34:40.460 it doesn't make

02:34:40.960 any sense

02:34:41.440 and just

02:34:42.220 relies on basic

02:34:43.520 obvious common sense

02:34:44.380 clean your room

02:34:45.940 yeah that's

02:34:46.540 duh

02:34:47.080 don't steal

02:34:50.260 things

02:34:51.040 don't be

02:34:52.300 fat and lazy

02:34:53.340 like okay

02:34:54.320 are you just

02:34:56.700 gonna sing

02:34:57.120 don't you put

02:34:57.840 it in your mouth

02:34:58.660 why don't you sing

02:34:59.140 that next

02:34:59.560 don't you stuff

02:35:00.480 it in your face

02:35:01.380 and everyone

02:35:01.780 acted like he

02:35:02.420 was some kind

02:35:02.800 of revolutionary

02:35:03.440 this was just

02:35:05.720 dad advice

02:35:06.880 from 1979

02:35:07.900 this was just

02:35:08.860 basic everyday

02:35:09.800 this was just

02:35:10.540 shit your dad

02:35:11.220 would say to you

02:35:11.800 when you were

02:35:12.180 seven

02:35:12.600 oh give him

02:35:16.920 a billion dollars

02:35:17.880 yeah give him

02:35:18.480 a hundred million

02:35:19.220 dollars a year

02:35:20.120 I

02:35:23.300 make people

02:35:26.200 take drugs

02:35:27.340 hardcore

02:35:27.980 drugs

02:35:28.980 you know

02:35:30.020 like for their

02:35:30.720 brain

02:35:31.220 and it does

02:35:32.260 crazy

02:35:33.340 unimaginable

02:35:35.080 ignominable

02:35:36.000 made up words

02:35:37.420 levels of things

02:35:38.440 and I get paid

02:35:40.740 a lot of money

02:35:41.660 to do that

02:35:42.440 and I

02:35:43.500 I like

02:35:44.320 I

02:35:44.760 I like it

02:35:46.960 I

02:35:48.260 off

02:35:48.660 money

02:35:49.120 I

02:35:51.760 know you do

02:35:52.760 Jacob says

02:35:54.060 apart from the

02:35:54.680 ghost in your

02:35:55.160 house

02:35:55.340 what other stuff

02:35:55.820 have you seen

02:35:56.160 paranormal

02:35:56.540 anything

02:35:56.920 oh boy

02:35:57.640 yes

02:35:58.780 have you talked

02:35:59.740 to the ghost

02:36:00.080 in your home

02:36:00.480 how do we send

02:36:01.020 you a spirit

02:36:01.440 box in the mail

02:36:02.120 let's turn this

02:36:02.820 political stream

02:36:03.400 paranormal

02:36:03.880 we could

02:36:05.140 it's Halloween

02:36:05.680 do you want

02:36:06.140 to get weird

02:36:06.660 let's get weird

02:36:07.340 it's been a while

02:36:08.080 we can get weird

02:36:09.820 we got weird

02:36:11.320 shit to do

02:36:11.880 because yeah

02:36:13.100 we don't need to

02:36:13.560 get through a lot

02:36:14.020 of money

02:36:14.160 what time is it

02:36:14.820 what are we at

02:36:15.520 here

02:36:15.740 yeah

02:36:16.440 okay

02:36:17.060 there's not a

02:36:18.600 whole lot more

02:36:19.040 I really want to

02:36:19.480 look at for this

02:36:20.440 because it's the

02:36:21.020 same shit we

02:36:21.600 always talk about

02:36:22.620 weird stuff

02:36:25.520 let's see

02:36:26.340 um

02:36:27.560 wait what was

02:36:30.280 that

02:36:30.540 yeah okay

02:36:32.340 let's get weird

02:36:34.620 let's see

02:36:35.600 actually

02:36:36.120 the ghost

02:36:37.460 the ghost

02:36:37.480 has been

02:36:37.840 very inactive

02:36:38.620 for like

02:36:39.600 two years

02:36:40.180 it's very

02:36:41.640 strange

02:36:42.080 and uh

02:36:43.480 you know

02:36:43.720 I basically

02:36:44.220 promised Morgan

02:36:44.960 ghostly action

02:36:45.760 and she was

02:36:46.440 here for it

02:36:47.140 and ready for it

02:36:47.660 and there's been

02:36:47.960 nothing

02:36:48.220 and I have

02:36:48.720 no explanation

02:36:49.340 no one seems

02:36:50.280 to know

02:36:50.540 what's happening

02:36:51.040 um

02:36:52.300 we don't know

02:36:53.800 maybe

02:36:54.800 maybe it's just

02:36:58.020 moved on

02:36:58.500 nothing's happened

02:37:01.400 right now

02:37:02.080 I've also

02:37:02.680 yeah there was

02:37:03.420 the Sasquatch story

02:37:04.420 that was a good

02:37:05.240 one

02:37:05.440 I've told that

02:37:06.040 one before

02:37:06.460 um

02:37:07.540 there was the

02:37:09.020 flying dinner

02:37:09.940 plate

02:37:10.260 hovering over

02:37:11.600 CFP Petawawa

02:37:12.560 many of us

02:37:13.600 witnessed

02:37:14.000 that was very

02:37:15.040 odd

02:37:15.360 um

02:37:17.460 you know

02:37:18.380 there's a couple

02:37:18.700 of weird ghost

02:37:19.320 stuff happened

02:37:19.780 at this place

02:37:20.360 uh

02:37:20.920 that's about it

02:37:21.520 not a ton

02:37:22.940 not a ton

02:37:24.140 um

02:37:25.760 light candles

02:37:30.640 and turn off

02:37:31.160 all the lights

02:37:31.620 yeah the Nazi

02:37:32.220 ghost

02:37:32.580 yeah I don't

02:37:32.940 know

02:37:33.140 he died in

02:37:33.900 the house

02:37:34.300 by the way

02:37:35.280 pretty sure

02:37:36.640 or no he didn't

02:37:37.740 he had a heart

02:37:38.400 attack in the

02:37:38.900 house and then

02:37:39.440 he like walked

02:37:40.120 out and got

02:37:40.740 he walked himself

02:37:41.600 into the ambulance

02:37:42.200 at like a hundred

02:37:42.760 years old

02:37:43.200 this guy

02:37:43.600 he refused to

02:37:44.540 die

02:37:44.780 he eventually

02:37:45.700 did

02:37:46.000 but uh

02:37:47.480 I don't know

02:37:49.240 I'll have to

02:37:49.780 think if anything

02:37:50.140 comes up

02:37:50.700 uh

02:37:52.400 Diaglone says

02:37:53.140 there's no janitor

02:37:53.940 at any Tim Hortons

02:37:54.820 but I'm picking up

02:37:55.480 what you're dropping

02:37:56.020 well you know

02:37:56.960 the guy that

02:37:57.440 a minimum wage

02:37:59.700 service job

02:38:00.400 where it's like

02:38:00.920 they'll literally

02:38:01.360 do you have hands

02:38:02.260 you know

02:38:02.660 you can work here

02:38:03.320 just clean up

02:38:04.320 toilet crap

02:38:05.280 you know

02:38:05.600 like

02:38:05.840 that's still more

02:38:07.700 valuable than what

02:38:08.280 those people are doing

02:38:08.940 because

02:38:09.300 I don't want to

02:38:10.480 clean it up

02:38:10.920 and he's like

02:38:11.360 I'll do it

02:38:11.820 I'm like sweet

02:38:12.240 thanks

02:38:12.620 and they're like

02:38:14.000 what do you guys do

02:38:14.640 we just get rich

02:38:15.900 and condescend to you

02:38:17.240 and tell you

02:38:18.280 how we're all amazing

02:38:19.580 and that we need

02:38:20.360 more money

02:38:20.960 and how we're going

02:38:22.020 to spend your money

02:38:23.280 while I take some

02:38:24.520 of your money

02:38:25.080 to spend your money

02:38:26.700 and when I spend

02:38:27.920 your money

02:38:28.560 I try to spend

02:38:30.040 your money

02:38:30.700 in where

02:38:31.500 places that

02:38:32.500 your money

02:38:33.260 becomes my money

02:38:34.820 and becomes

02:38:35.520 my friend's money

02:38:36.660 and becomes

02:38:37.320 my mommy's money

02:38:38.500 and we use

02:38:39.300 your money

02:38:39.920 to make it

02:38:40.640 my money

02:38:41.300 and now that

02:38:42.020 it's my money

02:38:42.640 i invest my money into stealing more of your money that's what this is oh good politics is

02:38:48.780 fun i like politicians they sound like good people good time not useless no uh jacob says oops

02:38:58.680 receipts on a deadly injection we enforced and blatantly said we didn't enforce it like economic

02:39:02.760 ruin was a choice yeah it all goes away now losing in ukraine it all goes away yeah all the flags are

02:39:07.940 gone are we still gonna slava what's going on bad grandpa says we should turn diagonal on into a

02:39:12.860 strategy game for an app what would the game be what would the goal be i'm afraid to ask

02:39:19.480 jacob says this is what fucks me up i write a retarded comment and then you go serious on it

02:39:25.080 i don't know man this is see this is we need everything must be communicated in bard song

02:39:33.020 because there's no way simple text is just not cutting it you guys are gonna get way more

02:39:37.740 specific with your syntax because i'm talking about ghosts and you switch up to the destruction

02:39:43.160 of our civilization yeah easy there's no way to not come back to it sierra jace's thought it might

02:39:51.340 look good to eat though it might look good to taste if you don't know just what it is remember boys and

02:39:59.800 girls benzos are very addictive

02:40:02.300 they're all ruin your life and i've definitely prescribed them to a lot of people i've i've

02:40:11.920 probably ruined oh i don't know at least 50 000 minds and they're probably dead

02:40:18.620 here take these super addictive pills for your fucking condition that's caused by living in the

02:40:26.080 world right now and nothing is normal and healthy and right at all and instinctively you know deep

02:40:30.540 down this is all incorrect and bad and you just live with a generalized level of stress and anxiety

02:40:35.440 you just kind of go about your day every day at varying levels of anxiety depression rage fear

02:40:41.580 all of this because the environment that you're living is incredibly unhealthy and incredibly inhuman

02:40:46.780 and incredibly fucked up and the whole way we're living is backwards and wrong and fucked up that's why

02:40:51.700 uh you don't need pills you just need to get the fuck out of here all right this is not uh how we're

02:40:56.700 meant to live this is not i don't know why everybody's so depressed you don't uh have you looked out there

02:41:02.180 have you been downtown have you talked to people nobody's having fun all right very few people are

02:41:09.380 having a good time right now crj says yeah you could get sick

02:41:15.560 ick real sick real ick i remember that song don't you put it in your mouth

02:41:22.880 jenstein says you will be visited tonight i don't think i don't know the ghost is i actually may have

02:41:28.320 absorbed the ghost i might i might be the ghost now i might be possessed i don't know what's going on

02:41:32.400 i may have consumed its power that's not impossible cam says don't forget to update your amazon address

02:41:37.320 crj and i have plans oh god i have an amazon address is that is that how what's going on

02:41:44.400 plutonamus says i knew you were coming so i baked you a cake your favorite chocolate mayonnaise cake

02:41:48.860 i am not clicking that has my name in it i don't i'm afraid to click it daglonians is government

02:41:55.340 weed industry in canada is crumbling is it

02:41:57.340 i haven't really checked in on that but they made a lot of money on that too

02:42:03.200 chucky's extremist circuses what's the situation with your firearms did you get those back it's a

02:42:08.020 sensitive topic are in here the no worries um no they still have those but we'll see

02:42:13.120 uh that case is still ongoing and like i said it's be done when it's done and um

02:42:19.680 i uh may get them back yeah we'll see it depends on i mean it's over when it's over i mean i don't

02:42:28.460 i can't say what they're gonna do or whatever but uh it's it's not looking too bad um

02:42:34.400 uh sparran says uh philip listen close you must take larry out before he tries to replace you

02:42:41.260 use billy the bigot brick so you become the terrorist cause the chosen people said bricks

02:42:47.600 are terror well that's what they're for that's they're just goons really i mean you can't really

02:42:50.400 see them they're kind of in the dark it's better that way you don't want to get you don't want to

02:42:54.040 get a good look at them they're kind of they're kind of fucked up looking you literally made my face

02:42:59.920 you made me this way you son of a bitch i've made it based on your character you're ugly on the

02:43:05.600 inside billy that's why you look like that all right just fucking deal with it you're lucky you're

02:43:09.660 alive at all now of all the bricks i chose to animate you have to be the fucking sauciest one

02:43:14.060 canby says i'm home what a night i'm happy for the milkshakes hugs to all my pep and cheds

02:43:20.360 pep and cheds i want to have peps and chetties chetties and peps i'm not sure what that means but

02:43:25.060 she's giving him hugs uh and colin carver says gonna uh keep it short and sour went to a saint

02:43:30.920 effects saint mary's football game tonight they told us to rise for the aboriginal anthem but never

02:43:36.360 played the canadian anthem i won't even consider smu now yeah that's pretty fucked up that's incredibly

02:43:41.960 disrespectful and insane and uh i'm just done with it and a lot of people are done with it the woke

02:43:47.180 shit not the pandering we have to do this to make somebody's feelings fuck i don't give a fucking

02:43:52.180 damn anymore i don't care at all i'm just done with it i don't give a shit i don't care what

02:43:56.140 your pronouns are i don't care what your special flag is i don't care what your fucking sob story

02:43:59.660 is i don't care man we're getting into world war three it's man time now we're erasing cities millions

02:44:04.500 of people are probably gonna die all right get the fuck out of my face with your sob story go cry about

02:44:09.800 it all right we're bulldozing a whole city full of kids on the other side of the world and we're

02:44:13.220 paying for it you paying attention to this huh people are dropping dead like crazy death is up 500

02:44:18.240 percent blindness is up 20 000 little kids are having heart attacks i don't give a fucking damn

02:44:23.520 about your your perceived oppression i don't fucking care about the fantasy world in your head

02:44:29.440 and i don't give a shit you cry if you want get on your fucking hands and knees and cry and pound the

02:44:36.040 floor make your tiktok videos with your tears i love it i'll lick them right off your face you fucking

02:44:41.240 psycho good cry about it i don't care none of us care very few people care less people care

02:44:47.980 every day you've worn out you're welcome god damn

02:44:52.160 get out of here with it i don't care

02:44:56.620 i baked you a cake you won't click the link no because i i say this i must be every night i can't

02:45:06.400 click links guys it's just there's a lot of ways you can fuck with people uh like destroy their

02:45:12.520 computers doing this and uh it's been it's been attempted before so i just not that i don't trust

02:45:18.140 you i just it's policy it's policy i can't do it uh mark miller says anyone that bent the knee will

02:45:25.260 never be a free man in their hearts hmm you can always unbend it but uh as long as you stay down

02:45:31.600 there nope you stand down there you're a slave you're afraid to say what you think you're afraid

02:45:36.420 to say what you really feel you're afraid to live your your life you're afraid all the time you're

02:45:41.080 worried about people calling you names and all that kind of shit i don't want my job and my this

02:45:46.040 and my that and it's like okay well you're a hostage you live like under a that's not a free

02:45:50.280 way to live that's not how we were meant to live that's not how what our ancestors hoped for us

02:45:54.140 that's not what i would want for my children and their children it's certainly not what my parents

02:45:58.000 wanted for me it's not what my grandparents wanted for them or me either so you have a you

02:46:02.980 know we have a duty to resist this fucking bullshit it's like what's the point being alive

02:46:07.400 otherwise all right that's something i want to get out of here with um almost time to go all right

02:46:15.280 what else anything yeah this was kind of a good point

02:46:20.500 there was uh this guy fairy got him good probably a lot of people too but

02:46:27.180 interestingly this is something else people aren't uh like again the cognitive dissonance you

02:46:33.860 can appreciate one thing but not the other and even though they're the same but because of the

02:46:38.100 brainwashing and the conditioning the social conditioning in your head it's not the same

02:46:41.720 this guy andy hearn take a moment to imagine our country had been treated like palestine

02:46:46.980 and avoid any doubt to avoid any doubt the red areas are ours but getting smaller by the day

02:46:53.280 so it's like yeah that was now it's this now it's this now it's this just like just like israel has

02:46:58.780 done uh to palestine right and it's like uh actually it is doing that fairy hit him back with this

02:47:08.320 huh look at that change 1971 to 2021

02:47:13.260 it's getting diverse to the point where there's just not just white people aren't in london anymore

02:47:22.060 that's just not a thing anymore i guess was their city for i don't know how long

02:47:27.560 going back to the roman days now it's uh okay now it's diverse good that's going to continue

02:47:35.520 obviously because all the politicians say it's not diverse enough and we need more faster legally

02:47:40.800 don't we i think so that's uh that's good just vote we just have to avoid i need to do oh my god i'm

02:47:50.400 going to avoid a lot of guys have talked about this a lot too uh there's a video here of frank

02:47:57.860 mears manners yeah having nice manners with frank mear mears manners frank mear the ufc guy

02:48:04.660 frustrated in our world that there's no more manners really that's why we have such a rude culture

02:48:09.300 manners originated because of dueling if even right now we go fight with knives right there's no

02:48:14.540 guarantee that i'm going to hit you with a knife right and not get cut back so if you wanted to

02:48:20.640 duel somebody even if you were the baddest dueler in the world there was a chance you can still meet

02:48:25.280 you know your maker right and so people then had to learn like well if i'm going to be rude or i'm

02:48:31.220 gonna have a problem with you i better make sure it's worth it and treat people properly and act right

02:48:34.820 because your ass was on the line nowadays people don't they can act however they want guys can run up

02:48:40.000 down a bus act a moron you can't do nothing about it because if you stand up and go hey man sit down

02:48:45.560 act right there's grandparents over there there's children over here what the are you doing right

02:48:50.040 now you know what i mean all of a sudden who's the one in trouble because i went ahead and tried

02:48:53.440 to correct a violent behavior like well what was he doing like he was acting like a moron he was

02:48:57.080 scaring everybody well what did you do i like grabbed him and threw him in his seat you touched him

02:49:01.380 oh you put hands on him oh jail yeah that's a big problem there's no accountability people are

02:49:10.740 protected from uh from that that used to just that's just how it used to be normal you acted

02:49:16.660 like an idiot you were getting punched in the face man you're gonna get beat up that was like a

02:49:20.880 self-correcting thing that we had that's been taken away now everything has to go through the

02:49:24.240 government everything has to be done through the state now people used to mind their manners a lot

02:49:28.660 more when there's a lot higher chance of fucking not necessarily dueling but it was like you you this

02:49:33.700 could end in death you know in those days back way back but even even when i grew up as a kid it was

02:49:39.280 like if you were gonna say something to like you'd better be prepared to you know back that up with

02:49:45.220 your body because that's how it was that's you know that's all gone because we have this digital

02:49:51.860 world of anonymity where people can just you know and they take that shit into real life now

02:49:56.520 they think online interactions is the way they do oh you can just do that okay okay that's not that's

02:50:03.580 only going to work for so long because uh if the system doesn't work this is the thing it when it's

02:50:08.220 not working for people when they're not satisfied with it it will be torn down they won't put up with

02:50:14.600 it forever and um the impetus for tearing it down the motivation for doing it is going to come from

02:50:21.800 the misery and the pain that's incurred from living under it i've said in the past before that

02:50:29.320 until the pain of putting up with this shit becomes more than it would be to resist it nothing is going

02:50:40.020 to happen it has to get to a point where it is now more it's harder on my head and my soul and my body

02:50:47.100 whatever it's it's more i can't put up with this shit anymore the consequences of me getting engaged

02:50:53.740 and getting involved those are preferable now to not saying or doing anything anymore and that's

02:50:59.680 getting that's starting to fucking really uh happen in a big way i'm sure you've noticed a lot of people

02:51:05.380 are starting to open their mouths and throw caution into the wind and not give a fuck anymore because

02:51:09.500 they're running out of patience they're running out of runway on the patient's train three things at

02:51:14.360 once it's a patient's train on a runway that flies it also is submersible it can go under the water

02:51:19.380 under the sea with the little mermaid who is black now always was uh jacob says there's no segue or

02:51:28.260 uniformity with what you choose to speak about and what the comments are you give me a mild form of

02:51:32.360 schizophrenia good i think uh it makes the sex more wild maybe you're helping me ghosts to death

02:51:38.940 happy back to murder to happy to back to murder jacob's going through something right now he lives

02:51:46.060 in australia you can't blame him it's a nightmare down there donkey uh says a bunch of stuff in what

02:51:52.540 looks like turkish i have no idea what any that is bad grandpa says is toronto on a nuclear target list

02:52:00.320 i don't think anybody would bother nuke i don't why you know

02:52:05.120 most uh 99 like most of the places that are targeted for or presided for nuclear attacks or

02:52:14.820 other nuclear weapon sites to destroy your enemy's ability to nuke you you're like you want to stop

02:52:19.700 that shit right away so that's where most of the bombs are going um but uh i don't know i'm skeptical

02:52:26.720 it's going to get to that level but i wouldn't be surprised to see some wild shit here in the next

02:52:32.340 couple of years i bet we'll start i bet we'll see some weapons get used that um haven't been

02:52:37.540 haven't been uh revealed to the audience yet so to speak jenstein says cheers to the classic

02:52:44.600 support of ragecast uh your effort human strength has inspired us well thanks man it's been a haul

02:52:51.560 let me get through the rest of these chats and then we'll get going here uh rob primo what's up

02:52:56.360 brother he says i remember my high school on friday we had boxing matches behind it anyone who had an

02:53:00.100 issue with anyone from that week would fight in a boxing match then we would start fresh the next

02:53:04.040 week that's what boys used to do man it's like you get that's what they decide uh works the best

02:53:09.900 that's how they do it in the marines i like that when i was down there with them for a bit

02:53:13.620 they had a uh like rubber pits all over the base and around some of their areas and they would just

02:53:19.480 it wasn't often but if two guys were like gonna they'd like go throw them in the pit fight it out

02:53:24.360 and they'd let them fight get it out of your system and it's like this is just this is how

02:53:29.220 it is in these environments where you got a bunch of men and it's like a you know there's i don't

02:53:35.300 like that i don't care if you don't like it that's how it is that's how it's always been this it's

02:53:40.240 what's necessary okay don't tell us how to fucking run our societies

02:53:43.860 uh chucky's comment i read did i miss any more

02:53:51.540 nope i think i'm all caught up

02:53:56.000 all caught up duke nukem why are you talking about duke nukem over on on youtube and there's

02:54:02.740 still nearly 400 people guys you need to go to the alternative platforms you need to go to odyssey

02:54:07.440 you need to go to rumble you need to go whatever it's gonna be i i don't i don't really don't care

02:54:11.500 that much but uh i just don't want to lose you if you get cut off you get terminated from youtube

02:54:16.080 and you're like where did it go you have to you know find the backups at least um cam says you

02:54:23.800 think rooster tried to make motorboat noises to get into cottage cheese thighs

02:54:28.620 what i what that dagalonian says they're desensitizing people with gaza i got blind in

02:54:43.600 my eye for a second when it happens to the next country and the next and the next until it gets

02:54:47.320 their doorstep then support stops yep they don't even know what they're cheering on they don't seem

02:54:52.380 to care uh donkey says something else in turkish and then don't read a book okay well he's

02:54:59.140 he's he's got my back he's anti-breezy there's a whole gang war going on here

02:55:06.360 some of them are for breezy some of them are against donkeys against he's like no i'm not i'm

02:55:11.720 not going in with the book i'm not going out like that man all right i haven't gone long the last

02:55:22.920 couple of weeks i don't want to uh hang around too much longer tonight and uh i did start late

02:55:28.700 as well and i've gotta i gotta pack some shit i got some shit to do you know

02:55:32.240 some of the

02:55:48.580 best all-around memory and not all of them are necessarily good times per se

02:55:59.440 but that's not it it doesn't matter that it was good it was the it was the ride

02:56:05.420 and uh a lot of that of those times in my life where i was like just you know looking back at it

02:56:16.740 it was uh what if you know what a fucking time that was i wouldn't trade it for the world you

02:56:20.720 know a lot of this a lot of the time as fucked up as it is and you end up as you know the the

02:56:24.780 zogbot they call it doing that and we didn't know what the fuck we were doing obviously but

02:56:29.200 that that feeling that um

02:56:33.120 like we need to bring this back guys this this is this is what's missing from our society is that

02:56:39.360 they've destroyed our our peer circles and the ability for men especially to network and get

02:56:44.940 together with each other and spend time together and you know run their own lives together as a

02:56:49.380 tribe of men instead of just sitting around atomized at home as just some worker drone that doesn't

02:56:54.340 belong to a tribe of anything and just pays his taxes and eats fucking soup out of a can and

02:56:59.500 watches millionaires kick a ball around on tv that's not that's that's garbage that's why that's

02:57:05.300 why a lot of these like clubs and things exist and people set up and people are rediscovering that

02:57:10.780 because it's it's like getting water when you're thirsty like oh this is what i needed yes

02:57:15.280 but some of the best times i had was in the military with those guys and uh there's just

02:57:22.860 something to be said about um you you know

02:57:27.720 i mean you only live once right and what's more fun than just uh you know you and your friends

02:57:35.780 you and the homies and we're just going to take on whatever the fuck we're going to go fight wars

02:57:40.940 together we're going to do whatever and uh it it's really it just makes everything so much more

02:57:45.460 uh meaningful and impactful i was thinking this the other day just driving to the gym and back and

02:57:50.600 it's just like everything i've ever done has always been more meaningful and memorable and valuable

02:57:55.860 when i was doing it with other people and not by myself everything

02:58:00.140 so i think that might be part of uh part of what drew some some people into the into the uh

02:58:15.240 community and stuff and i've made a lot of great friends doing this and connected with a lot of

02:58:19.680 awesome people and you know derek's meeting all kinds of great people are helping each other out

02:58:24.220 networking with each other and it's just a lot of the best people you'll ever meet too

02:58:27.560 for some reason we just you know kind of attract each other and they're you know they're up working

02:58:31.720 all night with them from till four o'clock in the morning you know for free just because they're

02:58:36.800 those kinds of guys right and you kind of start to rediscover a little a little bit of this you know

02:58:44.440 you got you got your team you got the fellas you got the home team right you start to feel a little

02:58:47.900 it's good for your mental health and everybody deserves to have a peer group like that to belong to so

02:58:52.200 you know it's it's been uh it's been a long couple of years guys and uh i appreciate so much

02:58:56.980 everything that you've um you know the fans and the supporters and the community and the other guys

02:59:03.120 the other you know terrorists um i had absolutely no idea where this would go i didn't think about

02:59:12.900 it i just started doing things because it seemed like a good idea to do that day and i didn't really

02:59:17.000 put a lot of thought into it and it just went where it went i did not anticipate anything like this

02:59:21.560 years and years uh later after the fact after everything we've been through now

02:59:25.860 i wouldn't have been able to do it without you guys and um it's been an honor and a privilege

02:59:31.240 and um hopefully now we're going to start looking at uh other projects other ideas more

02:59:40.360 bigger things more interesting things and um because like i said nobody's coming to help us are they

02:59:47.180 it is just us and we'll either make it or we won't on our own efforts or our own you know successes and

02:59:56.320 failures but that's okay because that's a life that's yours that's that's all you you're you're

03:00:03.660 running the show you're making all the decisions you're you know you're choosing your own destiny

03:00:07.860 and your own path and you're being proactive about it that's a life you can be proud of and you can say

03:00:12.300 i wasn't a fucking passive observer i wasn't just a passenger on the boat i didn't just sit there in

03:00:17.540 the stands and eat popcorn and get fat and complain and watch everything happen around me i participated

03:00:22.560 and if we're all going down into a terrible you know terrible black hole of death anyway

03:00:33.340 uh well we might as well go together you know what's going to happen is what's going to happen but

03:00:40.180 it's a lot more fun a lot more rewarding and a lot more fulfilling uh to try and do it with your

03:00:44.040 friends anyway and uh i don't know man it's like that's uh that's always the that's always the

03:00:52.840 interesting part of the movie or the story doesn't have to be a movie or or of the journey of the

03:00:57.800 adventure when uh you know everybody gets together and puts their heads together in a circle and it's

03:01:02.540 like let's do this you want to do this you want to fucking do it what's better than taking on the

03:01:07.240 whole fucking world with the boys you know what i mean i got nothing else to do

03:01:15.180 you guys want to fucking run the tables on this one

03:01:19.700 how hard can it be

03:01:23.980 i mean they're retarded and they do it how hard could it be

03:01:31.940 let's see where we go

03:01:40.880 start stitching this together i got nowhere else to be and nothing else to do

03:01:47.760 it's not like i can get a real job now

03:01:50.280 guns on so when i reach the other side here i can show him what it feels like to die here

03:01:58.820 bury me with my guns on so when i'm cast out of the sky here i can shoot the devil right

03:02:07.220 between the eyes

03:02:09.220 hey

03:02:10.160 that's it

03:02:11.160 hey

03:02:13.160 hey

03:02:15.160 hey

03:02:16.160 hey

03:02:17.160 hey

03:02:18.160 the pearly gates are broken and it's the strangest thing the angels could have warned you

03:02:26.100 but no one said a thing the shot was quick and painless and it changed everything

03:02:33.420 it's time to choose our backing

03:02:36.600 bury me with my guns on

03:02:40.100 you've served us well woodpile until we meet again culvert

03:02:43.960 show him what it feels like to die here

03:02:47.400 bury me with my guns on

03:02:50.360 thank you so much guys for the continued support and the trust and the belief

03:02:54.440 the devil right between the eyes

03:02:57.360 onwards and upwards

03:02:59.400 ragingdistant.com for all of my social media links and channels and whatnot

03:03:05.100 the substack and the telegram and the griff.shop and all of the things where you can you know

03:03:12.540 give us your money because we're stealing we're just stealing

03:03:20.140 i don't know when i'll be back maybe month i'll see i don't know how long it's going to take me to

03:03:24.140 rearrange but uh we'll get to it

03:03:28.140 bury me with my guns on

03:03:31.180 so when i reach the other side

03:03:33.980 i can show what it feels like to die

03:03:38.140 bury me with my guns on

03:03:41.340 so when i cast out of the sky

03:03:44.100 i'll see you on the beach

03:03:45.740 fix them for tyrannous

03:03:47.580 put up

03:03:49.500 bury me with my guns on

03:03:51.500 so when i reach the other side

03:03:55.340 i can show him what it feels like to die

03:03:59.340 bury me with my guns on

03:04:01.500 so when i'm cast out of the sky

03:04:05.340 i can shoot the devil right between the eyes

03:04:11.340 the castle's falling down

03:04:13.500 beneath the deep blue sea

03:04:15.500 they've seen my face before

03:04:17.500 they remember me

03:04:19.500 i scream the words out loud

03:04:21.500 our souls are finally free

03:04:23.500 we're time to open up our eyes

03:04:27.500 hey

03:04:29.500 hey

03:04:31.500 hey

03:04:33.500 hey

03:04:35.500 hey

03:04:37.500 hey

03:04:39.500 hey

03:04:41.500 hey

03:04:43.500 i don't feel no we'll just normal people stuff

03:04:55.500 like planes and cars and things

03:04:59.500 i know there's more interesting ways to travel

03:05:03.500 but they're never ways that i i mean for many reasons

03:05:07.500 not we don't want to get into

03:05:11.500 no

03:05:13.500 not the

03:05:15.500 this again

03:05:17.500 thomas

03:05:18.500 thomas

03:05:19.500 thomas

03:05:20.500 stop

03:05:21.500 stop

03:05:22.500 stop levitating

03:05:23.500 stop

03:05:24.500 no

03:05:25.500 yes look at me

03:05:26.500 yeah

03:05:27.500 no i can't i can't be getting blood coming out of the walls again

03:05:31.500 i just cleaned everything up dude

03:05:33.500 i

03:05:35.500 no i don't want it to

03:05:36.500 we already did the

03:05:37.500 we just did the teleport

03:05:38.500 i know that was you

03:05:39.500 i don't like that

03:05:40.500 it always burns my nose hairs and my eye

03:05:44.500 inside the ear i don't it's terrible

03:05:46.500 it feels like getting electrocuted

03:05:50.500 no i'll just take a play

03:05:52.500 what do you mean

03:05:54.500 i don't and you know what

03:05:56.500 it's going to be a hard sell i don't think

03:05:58.500 morgan's going to get in the portal i don't think anybody

03:06:00.500 no one no portals

03:06:02.500 no bleep we're just

03:06:04.500 no you're definitely staying here

03:06:06.500 i don't care what you do while you're here

03:06:10.500 fine party then i don't care

03:06:12.500 i don't care what

03:06:14.500 no not

03:06:18.500 oh

03:06:20.500 this is not the kind of party i want to be around

03:06:22.500 oh

03:06:24.500 phil where'd you find this guy

03:06:26.500 i

03:06:28.500 know he's just trying to be friendly but

03:06:30.500 she scares the shit out of everybody to be honest

03:06:32.500 lost

03:06:34.500 that's the nepronomicon phil

03:06:36.500 we just call him thomas because it

03:06:40.500 takes some of the heat away from it

03:06:42.500 clearly being

03:06:44.500 i mean listen to him

03:06:54.500 oh he's got a deal he's got a dealer connection

03:06:56.500 that makes sense

Raging Dissident Podcast - October 28, 2023

RageCast 389： THE GOOSE IS LOOSE!

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