RageCast 403: DO SOMETHING!
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3 hours and 22 minutes
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149.9172
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Summary
It's the end of the world as we know it, and we're back with a brand new episode of Chucky's Circus. This week's episode sees the return of Lord Philip, the missing lapel pin, and the disappearance of the goat dildos at Parliament.
Transcript
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We have a soul, but it just doesn't register...
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The way they measure and test and detect souls, you know, the rest of the world, is calibrated a certain way.
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And it's just that ours run on a different frequency of hatred that doesn't...
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It appears as though there's no soul in there, but there is.
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It's just the caveat is we have to drain the life force and eat other souls for it to continue functioning properly.
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So this confuses the machine and the technology, and it doesn't quite understand it.
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It's a very bigoted myth that gingers don't have souls.
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It runs entirely on the destruction of our enemies.
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Or whatever the hell it is you guys are doing with all your flags.
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I've got questions, concerns, and I would like to maintain a safe...
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Guy's built a whole fucking house, basically, in about 10 minutes.
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Littlefoot says, reinstalled the goat dildos at Parliament.
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I set them off and the only reaction was some French lady stood up and started rambling.
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That's normal as well, so I don't really know how...
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It's hard to say if the wire has any effect or not.
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He says, turns out Ferry has a curry switch as well and it's fucking...
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Yeah, they've been really getting on everybody's nerves lately.
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And by everybody, I mean everybody in the fucking country.
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I literally think everybody in the country...
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He's like, you know how America has the Mexican invasion?
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And they may clash at the border and it'll just be the battle of spicy foods at that point.
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And then it's gonna burn right through the Earth's crust.
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The fate of the galaxy, everything, depends on this not happening.
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You guys are apparently hell-bent on just playing God with the craziest of ideas.
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But I mean, the rate things are going, I don't know.
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Let's assume the fillet cam in on his hooves or else.
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There's so many people doing so many great things.
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And I'm going to try to white pill some people today.
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If you're demoralized and fucking mentally broken,
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If you take Brock Lesnar and you put him in a cage,
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but he's like so depressed and black-pilled
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Flood the information inputs of the target population
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We're going to have one last tilt, it looks like.
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Because there's just way too many pissed off people.
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The most exciting thing that has ever happened?
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That was the most exciting thing of your whole life.
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Like, I don't know how people have other things.
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Do you think this man can throw that ball faster than he?
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You know there's like genocides and shit happening?
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I am trying to enjoy my grown men dressed in children's pajamas
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He's like, the people just cheer the teams anyway.
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Like, yeah, that's what you're doing with your life.
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See, I don't think I've been focusing my barbs and...
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Lizard, you know, acid tongue in the right direction.
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I think I need to start targeting the younger guys.
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The fucking video game playing fatty fats.
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And they're like, but, you know, I think you're neglecting your school work and stuff.
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And it's like, what about your, you know, real life and everything?
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The next screen, she's fucking, you know, decrepit in a corner.
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You want to go to time travel and see what your great-grandson's up to?
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I, myself, a Second World War veteran who then launched his own business and employed many of my friends from my former unit.
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We basically took over this fucking town and we did everything we could to make it as good as we could.
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I don't think he's ever had a sunburn in his life.
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Each one of these people that is just living this...
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Whatever the fuck they're doing, you know?
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It would be one thing if this was, like, an enemy.
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And they probably consider themselves that anyway.
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That people worked hard for to, you know, look forward...
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How do you not feel tremendous fucking pressure to like...
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Breaking someone out of a fucking POW camp.
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Like, at no point in your life were you like...
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You know how young and impressionable and knowledgeable teenagers are?
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And probably because I've been around so much death.
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Anyone that's ever been really close to it.
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Or maybe you were in a car accident with someone who died.
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You know, something happened where it was like...
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And everyone that knows what I mean knows exactly what I'm talking about.
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But when something really terrible happens, it's a whole other...
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This heavy kind of presence associated with it.
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It's like if you wanted to draw a picture of it.
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But there's a fucking guy standing back there.
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Are some things worth doing and other things not worth doing?
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It's insane to me that so many people go through life and never...
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Maybe I should just get lobotomized and go, you know...
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i make money for billionaires yeah i know good for you whoop-de-doo
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and like here's their measure of success here's how fucking pathetic and small i find these people
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i just laugh at them like you're so consumed with yourself you're so fucking you're such a dick
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you have no idea you're nothing you are nothing be like two guys one guy makes
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$80,000 the other guy makes $150,000 $80,000 he puts in a pool he puts in a bigger pool
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other guys like my pools like twice the size of his like oh are you proud of yourself that's what
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it's yeah that's what you're here to do build slightly bigger pools than the other slave
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build a slightly bigger pool than the other slave worker wow wow incredible oh you even have a deck
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around yours magnificent people will write you're going right next to julius caesar i think
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i'm a cop oh great i think though i think they think the least or the most it's it's like you
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gotta go one way or the other probably the same as the army once something fucked up starts to
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happen you gotta go wait a minute let's reevaluate this now that people are exploding and blowing up
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and die i go well okay let's let's just slow down a minute what are we what are we that guy's arms
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came right off his body like that could easily happen to me any minute let's just okay just wait
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am i sure i need to do this right now like what uh well let's go back and look okay some planes
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flew into some buildings and fucking uh oh i feel like i really should have looked into this more at
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the time i feel stupid now oof well at least i looked and now i didn't get my arms blown off
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alex woods says depressive thought of the day how dare you the frogs are asleep yes but it's worse
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than that not only do they not feel the water boiling but they don't even conceive the possibility
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the water might boil yeah they'll freak out there's you don't need them all though
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you don't need them all you only need a very small percentage to make like monumental change
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requires only fractions of the population most people are followers they will go whichever way
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the wind's blowing they'll act like they won't here's a great example last three years how many
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people i mean you could probably just take a guess it's way way higher than than most probably think
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it is how many people are the type to say oh bro if the fucking bad guys came here man i'd fucking
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oh yeah oh if the government ever tried to fucking do this to me i thought oh yeah
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yeah how many people turn out to be weak hypocrites quite a few yeah
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yeah they'll they'll go whichever way they're fucking told is the way the herd is going that's where they go
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now people over here like many of us are the kind that are not the sheep people
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we're the like the dogs that are trying to muscle the sheep in the right directions
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except they're being scared and frightened in the wrong directions by a pack of wolves
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so you see our problem now if you are the sheep dog and your enemies are the wolves
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do you need to convince every sheep in the world that you're the good guy
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in fact do you need to convince any of the fucking sheep in the world that you're the good guy
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do the sheep even matter no the fight is with us and them they're all just in the middle they're
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all just in the way they're just blah blah what do i put in my ass now blah you're like yeah shit
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get in the way you're ruining my shot you know
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it doesn't matter who's in charge it doesn't matter who's in power they'll do whatever they're told
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they've already demonstrated that they've all they've all made massive hypocrites of themselves
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in broad daylight and and with like no pressure very little like historically right no one was
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dragged out of their house at gunpoint no one was shot in the streets nothing like that happened
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could you imagine if it did but then that's risky you know we still had guns then not anymore
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congratulations canada you're officially banning all the guns the senate rubber stamped that as of
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course they did totally pointless institution don't know why we have it massive waste of money
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they're all drunks and drug addicts and they're they're just stealing they're just stealing
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what let's waste our time and and give away even more money to garbage people
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whatever anyway as i said uh it's a tug of war game and the people in the picture or you could
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use this analogy a tug of war game and you've got the big fucking strong guys on either side
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and all the weak people in the middle where do you put the strong men on the tug of war where's
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your strongest biggest meanest fucking the anchor the rock he goes at the back you know who comes
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second the next biggest strongest guy and down you go and the weakest ones are in the middle
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the weakest people are in the middle the strongest are at the end pulling as hard as they can
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and who are they pulling against the people in the middle no who's the biggest guy in the back
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focused on the other team who's he fucking staring down and going you're gonna fucking give up aren't you
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you big dumb son of a bitch you getting tired motherfucker yeah i bet you are
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you don't care about the people in the middle they're gonna they're being pulled by bigger stronger
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forces anyway they're really just there to like hey i'm helping yes good for you pleb you know what
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i mean and there's just it's just so much better there's just so much more purpose in it
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and that's how you endure things like getting arrested getting your bank accounts destroyed
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having your reputation destroyed having people trying to kill you and so on because you've like
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this is this is the right thing to do i almost got blown the fuck up shot killed like it was crazy
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there were seven probably six or seven times i was like i'm probably really gonna get hurt now
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like there's a somehow oh lost my hearing in one ear that's pretty much the extent of my dance like
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that's fucking lucky dude some of the tight situations we were in miraculous i had a pocket
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shot right off my fucking short my right off my pants i had a uh water bottle in it like one of
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those one like 300 milliliter ones mixed with like a protein shake and like a raspberry and i had it
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there because i was hungry i was gonna keep it as a snack later didn't realize till later it was i went
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to reach for it the whole fucking thing's gone found it back with a fucking just torn to shreds i
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fucking it just missed me i didn't even know tore the fucking took the bottle took everything right
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with it ripped it right from the stitching gone didn't even notice like oh that's that's good because
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that's where my femoral artery is that would have been bad that would have been no more leg or dead you
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know hey you guys good with a tourniquet hope you're fast because i'm screaming you know
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huh uh and and then i'm like why why was i doing that oh i thought war would be cool and the army
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sounds fun and it's you know awesome and it's decent money it's not and that was worth getting killed
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you know if you really want to simplify it and then it's like okay um what about defending your
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friends and family and children from literally for people that hate them and want to destroy them
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and are working you know very nefariously to do it
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says in remembrance of the greatest dog best friend i ever had tia
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i'm shimimiak aka northern soul patriot and james top rv driver salute all bigots daggs and daggots
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salute you salute you and your service sir that was a an epic quest an adventure legendary
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top's a fucking badass you guys are all awesome
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that's history that's pop that's that's real folk history you guys created real folk history in real
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stompers says is it better to pee in the pool or into the pool pee in the pool or into the pool i
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or into the pool i don't know i don't know i'd rather don't
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maybe they just shouldn't have pools maybe they don't deserve them
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maybe they don't deserve them steve robitaille thank you very much man this is very generous
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of you he says in an attempt for a future random six in the morning live stream
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you're like the one guy i asked he's like hey what would you guys like an ease and earlier like
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bump it down an hour and a bit maybe and they're like yeah yeah that would be much more convenient for
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a lot of people i'm like okay no problem that works better for me too i'm not up as late
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steve well i mean now i don't know i'm gonna have to consider it
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it's a little bit of money there i don't know i might have to think about it maybe one of these
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days maybe i'll do an insomnia i'll dedicate it to devon stack insomnia stream i you know i also
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don't sleep a lot often it's just part of the fun you know and i'll just like
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fucking i'll just that's what i'll do i'll go stream right now half retarded haven't slept in
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a day and a half like six in the morning it's just steve what are we doing steve this
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fucking sun's coming up i'm gonna have such a headache later i'm already pissed off you ever do
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that when you can't sleep and you're already mad about how you're gonna feel in like eight hours
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like right now i'm fine it's six in the morning i've been up all night like i'm fine seven i'm
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fine ten i'm starting to get uh-oh around noon one o'clock i'm like i'll fucking kill everybody
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in the fucking world if i can't sleep soon but you can't
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so it's great it's a it adds time on your life i'm sure it does
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i'm sure it's good for you i'm sure it's very healthy
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all right what else are we talking about oh yeah that was something else i wanted to mention because
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somebody was like yeah you guys are you guys are awesome and uh one of the guys there earlier
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i did want to say something where was it yeah nigel that's one of the guys schizoster guy
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he gets his own theme song now um you know brooker t there's all all these
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there's tons of uh people that just stand up as like you know
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community peep members you know and i don't think they know what they're doing for people
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you know i've i've had messages from several people being like
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you know they really helped me thank like and and like
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i hope they said that to them maybe not i don't know just let you know it's uh
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i i think a lot of times people don't appreciate you know the things you're doing and the things
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you're trying to do um you don't really get to see the impact it's like uh it's like being a fighter
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pilot or a bomber pilot or something right or no an artilleryman that's yeah that's exactly what it's
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like we're just sitting here we're the fucking heavy artillery dude
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load load boom you know you don't get to see the damage you're doing in a good way you know
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you gotta you gotta have faith in that it is it is it is helping if it's helping people
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it's helping exactly the people you're trying to help it's like oh it's like you know what i'm
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gonna do i'm gonna i'm gonna grow a tomato plant and then you're like growing it it's halfway there
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and you're like oh why am i doing this and you just murder it
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why why why i don't know i freaked out i didn't make even though i was doing exactly what i was
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trying to do for some reason i abandoned it midway through because i i'm i'm schizophrenic i freaked
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keep pushing boys godzilla says correct us if we're wrong but you are preaching to the choir
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and a couple dozen allegedly homosexual anti-hate employees allegedly employees
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because there's a lot of those that pretend that they're not
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um uh the homosexual part is 100 true many of them have come out i am actually really super guy
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i love penises like that's yeah we know it's obvious
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did you think you were uh you know an impressive masculine figure like did you
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did you think we but like we saw that and we're like we were fooled oh man nobody noticed
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no we can't tell they don't even know that i'm super gay no
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no he says this super chat is funded in part by diagonal on wolf and fabric in part they usually
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do most of it so who's who's funding the rent oh great do we have terrorist investors now that would
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be bad are they russian tell me they're not russian they got russian guys standing in super
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chats we're in we're in a different territory now and that's hey i didn't ask for this they just
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started doing it it isn't my fault they're russian oh where's my get off of me
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all right let's uh make fun of people and be man about stuff i guess right
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still a little early they catch all these think so
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oh no somebody says uh they lost an old timer from the uh the shot last week damn and another this
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week i can't believe this is still going on like people are still going in and be like i
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best i guess i'll get back like for the first time i guess i'll get vaccinated now what are you
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so where's where's my good friend speaking of what a sad story
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i had to reload every single window for some reason manually one at a time
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and uh it's really irritating oh there it is this is really sad guys
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pro-vaccine canadian journalist who advocated for vaccine passport and called for unvaccinated to be
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fired has died at the age of 33. oh i wonder why what could possibly have happened
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so sad actually there's a there's a there's a few
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i told we all told you i have no not only do i have no sympathy i would one hundo
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fuck you you're exactly where you deserve to be dude 100 what i just say yesterday or whatever
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like we don't have mercy on these people oh that is so bad he had a family the people he helped
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murder had families too pick a side this is war
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they don't have any mercy for you you think they don't laugh you think they didn't laugh
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remember when mark friesen got sick remember do you remember i remember
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oh did they laugh oh they made fake obituaries and websites and tormented his family and all of that
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shit people just like him just like him so you want to go be
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fucking good good good good great even fantastic i'm actually pumped
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oh he died after being hospitalized neurologically dead well how is that any different from when he was
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alive matt wallace that's come on that's disingenuous oh i'm being harsh who thinks i'm being harsh
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let's see an example doing a public service veterans for freedom took the opportunity to go and
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and look and get some of ian's best tweets i think his his body of work his legacy if you will
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let's just scroll through these ahem there we are okay yeah we saw that one not the type of shot i
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usually associate with may 2-4 oh he was a funny one too wasn't he hilarious oh my god is that funny
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but damn it didn't go down smooth oh i'm glad he's dead oh here we go here he is criticizing people
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trying to protect innocent citizens protect my foot take the jab or resign anything else is moral
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and ethical cowardice you take an oath to protect citizens you get vexed shameful that we have to
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say this tags the police toronto police service operations oh call the cops ian
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here he is uh making fun of these you know get handing out suggestions
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calling these people idiots mocking the con call me a prairie boy if you will no one is calling you
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that you're definitely not one of those relax relax ian if you can i mean you're dead but if i
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remember correctly two things are true nothing ruins tractor tires faster than driving on pavement
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and tractor tires are fucking expensive oh aren't you aren't you a nice boy
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and then he says nothing like wrecking your own possessions in an effort to show the man is keeping
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you down he's you know if you booked a booster through a pharmacy in this case rexall periodically
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try the reschedule appointment link you might snag something on a cancellation just totally all up in it hey
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reckless to move restrictions oh yes i grew up there so it being correct makes me sad
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Alberta's running more cases every day get this is a bad look now he's dunking on the ppc
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crazy what you run across when you clean the place he says without further comment health passport
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what are you trying to say here remember that hey remember when the government was like papers
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please let's do papers please or you don't get to have a life ian was like let's do it let's do that
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shit august 29th 21 do you have any idea what this fucking monster would have done if he had the
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authority to do so smile bigger fuck him he's dead this is great uh who is going now
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we give them guns but that union is willing to go to war about them choosing a vaccine
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let us allow that to sink in guns cool use them
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if you live in Ottawa but work in Gatineau and we don't have a passport for Ontario that's not
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because Quebec is going to implement the vaccine passport system remember this nightmare
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this is a good one i for one advocate we bring the carrot and the stick
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incentivize getting the vaccine however we like ice cream lotteries literally whatever i don't care
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and require vaccination to do uh non-essential things want to go to the bar to watch the game
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passport what or what should happen to them if they don't oh you just got your second one good for you
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makes his blood boil we're just not getting vaccinated fast enough it makes his blood boil
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so sad did i get all these ones this is the same one
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how'd that work out how you how you doing who's stupid now who's stupid now hey remember if you
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could have just like had a brain for two seconds if you just came down off your moral high horse of
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being a narcissistic piece of garbage and just thought about it for any length of time you might
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even still be alive i mean so yes being stupid can kill you yes it can
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choosing to be lazy and not think about what you're doing definitely gets you killed
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in fact actually i should probably thank the military for that you have to be so much the
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opposite and pay so much fucking attention to so many things to not die it's crazy you develop like
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you probably become minorly permanently insane all veterans are minorly permanently insane because of
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the severity of the situation required it be hardwired into my brain like this permanently forever no you
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uh donkey says uh yes we are listening if you want to keep getting your crypto uh rubles
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just act like nothing's happening knife gun bomb dts
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fuck you make me thanks brother short and long says reference the canadian firearms community
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solomon friedman of pornhub is embedded in canadian gun nuts a spite a site sponsor recently was called
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out for selling russian winter clothing from pow's whoa
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that is uh i mean that just has a certain kind of
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they're taking clothing and equipment off of the russian pow's
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somehow and and selling them abroad like to just make money on it
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anything for a dollar it literally anything
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oh this one has little bit of blood on it like what the
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you know they're dead right like that's that's why they've sold it like what are they gonna do
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give it back to russia obviously not they fucking kick it to oh i know a guy get just bundle it all
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up bundle it all up and put it the other sea can i'll take it with me to canada i know a guy
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fucking buy some dead russian guy's clothes
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you want a picture of his wife too here i found it in the pocket
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i don't that i you know what i don't doubt that for a second
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and yes canada congratulations the the home base of porn hub is actually in quebec
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and uh you know it's a hell of a time i recommend you uh
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i recommend you don't let your children no one go no one go there it is a dark it is a dark and
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don't go there just don't go there i'm i'm you don't never tell people not to go there i should
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have known this like we went in cyprus after the tour they're like never go to this part of the
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city why it's all russian mobsters and prostitutes and whorehouses and strip clubs and drugs and
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bows and fucking all the best cool shits there everyone went there immediately
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yeah don't tell don't tell a whole bunch of you know 20 year olds with too much money
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that have seven months of pent-up aggression where all the strip clubs and girls are don't you all
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all those tourists were just fucking oh it was like a
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actually this is a game you can play i remember doing this i wonder if these reviews are still
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years ago we were we we went back to that time period and went on like trip advisor or something
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and you look up like the reviews and people were like one star
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i went there with my family expecting a nice time in cyprus
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and i arise to a grown man pissing in the pool full-blown cookout in front of my 12 year old
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like it was crazy it was like motley crew but there was 300 of them all day every day day night
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they put us into these uh resorts with like regular people it was like what were you thinking
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we assumed like like uh normally the army would book the whole hotel but like no we're saving money
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because we're canada no we'll just book half of it you're gonna put these animals in with like
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two oh yeah it'll be fried there was some of the guys threw a couch out the window into the pool
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tvs are coming out the window shits on fire getting thrown in the pool i'm not kidding
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one guy's naked unconscious in a bush in the lobby they just don't care they're just they're like what
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do you if we move him there will be another like there's no point they just gave up they were already
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broken when we got there like we got there and it's just steady we'll be there for a week and then
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it's over and then a month later another pile of them come in and then another and it's just non-stop
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but it's always bad when it's the combat arms guys it's the infantry it's the engineers it's
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the tank it's the artillery it's the fucking you know those guys
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feel better no not good that's part of men but the tourists
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i can't remember what he's ass naked and there was a woman like covering her child's eyes and like
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carrying her somewhere and i was just like jesus christ i'm hung over as fuck you know i'm just like
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that was the army if that was their fault they should have known better all right that's not
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there that you you throw you know children into a lion's den like yeah there's gonna be a fortunate
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incidents you know what i mean should have known better than to keep women and families and like oh
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let's go on vacation let's bring grandmama you know grandmama's fucking 99 years old and fucking
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fucking half naked drunk fucking infantry dudes fucking fighting in the pool and hitting each
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other with volleyballs it's like it's like top gun on steroids she's like this is exactly how i
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potentially potentially there was an old i remember there being an old lady and she wasn't in a
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it's very possible she could have been horrified
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but she might have been really cool she might have been that cool old lady you know what i mean
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she was making like rum cake at the but you know she's slipping drinks to be
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and she's like i just i just want to be surrounded by a bunch of really
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young angry horny naked guys like i mean why the
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fuck not why wouldn't i you know it makes a lot of sense
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you guys did i mean we take care of our seniors
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but yeah the trip advisor reviews they were up there and they were hilarious it was just like
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it was a nightmare you know it was glorious and it really was i ran into a guy um
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um on on twitter actually and uh just from the profile pictures he clearly he was an overseas
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guy and i was like uh he he my unit came in as his was leaving and there's a hilarious story about
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that too where the uh outgoing one rcr guys being replaced by us the two rcr guys uh right
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after op medusa they've been in the field fighting for like six straight months with bad
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brutal like pretty pretty like vietnam era fucking casualty numbers and and uh
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they come into the airfield kandahar airfield to go home but it takes time you have to turn your
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weapons in you got to register everything you got to turn equipment back in you got to sign
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other equipment over to incoming units there's a fucking cannons there's paperwork there's all this
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shit that has to happen so it takes a little while so you're there for like a week you know
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five six days something like this and they're you know like i said when we pat when we got there
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it was literally a two a truckload of them went by us like a pickup truck one of those shitty like
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hiluxes or something a couple guys driving there's no windows in it at all so that's kind of alarming
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like there's been clearly destroyed or removed it's like a technical basically at this point and there's
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like i don't know too many guys in this truck and at first i thought they were afghanis or something
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but they all had sort of short hair no those were the one rcr guy they were such they were like
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sunburned to brown their hair they all looked like they'd been electrocuted and they all looked
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fucking insane and they just drove by us like i was like what the fuck they're like was that one rcr i
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so these guys you know they get in and they're like hey there's this infamous or fate you know
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there was a ball hockey rink in canada hurrier field a little ball hockey rink like a full-sized
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when i call it little and they're like you know what boys that was horrible but uh we're alive that's
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awesome let's all just sploss some steam let's go play you're going to play ball hockey and feel
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normal and just do something that doesn't involve blood and dead people for a few minutes wouldn't
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that be fucking cool and they're like yeah that would be really nice that'd be really awesome so
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the guy's actually fighting the war uh come back and prepare to and they go to the ball hockey the the
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rink and they go uh no i'm sorry you can't play and they're like why not and they're like well do you
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have a team like what do you mean what team they're like what team are you what do you mean
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what team i don't like oh you have to be on a team to play in the league excuse me you you can't just
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show up okay you have to register and you have to be on a league team and there's a schedule okay
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and you have to these guys just fought fucking a bloodbath an entire company got wiped out like it
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was insane a10s hit their own guys it's fucking guys are taking rpgs to the face it was a nightmare
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it's like full blackhawk down level like shit storm
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and these people are back here eating lobster one of the one of the uh briefings we got at one day
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they do after act or not after action story but they you get uh o groups and they you know general
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situation reports about this and that and they're like sometimes they give you certain things to pass
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on and they're like oh yeah blah blah blah admin stuff and uh my sergeant thought this was funny
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he's like you know what i thought was hilarious because he's at like the battalion he might have
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been at like a battalion level briefing or something he's like apparently the lobster back at the airfield
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is uh it's too dry lobster's too dry you know so we were like what the fact they even have lobster at
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all was my first thought how the fuck did you get lobster here they they're like flying lobsters in from
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nova scotia to kandahar and they're like the the fucking kandahar airfield reddit bros with their
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fedoras were like it's a little dry okay do you know how to cook a lobster i mean
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so you know those guys are saying do you even have a team you have to be in the league
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what what do you think happened next when the one rcr battle group of 2006 legends for life
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encountered this side quest at the very end and remember they're going home like
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fucking tomorrow basically oh and i forgot one more thing uh they had a beer call which is like
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everybody gets to have two beers and that's it except the problem is oftentimes it's not it
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what do you think happened then it's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up
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everything is everybody there was an incident but you want to justify ripping someone's head off
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no human contact teeny tiny it was maybe i'm overflowing it but um
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they destroyed the ball hockey rink completely destroyed
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and that is my favorite one rcr story of all time
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i mean they did eventually i mean they repaired it and you know the show went on but uh
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me and my buddy went down for like coffee or something in the morning
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and it was right there all the store all the shops it was like a little town there was
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fucking burger king dude it was stupid i was in a ward no you weren't you were in a hot strip mall
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we're on the way there and there's just destruction we're like what the
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fuck people are picking stuff up and they're putting like caution tape on the fencing it off like
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fucking rinks closed boys like what happened like well
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well they told the one rcr guys they weren't allowed to play and then uh well things kind of
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nigel says thank you brother community that's what it's all about there he is looking out for
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each other inspiring each other and bringing each other up it's contagious yeah it's it's good it's
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nice it's fulfilling and satisfying to see other people benefit after from something you did
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appreciate it and then want to pay it forward to others it's like
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like we're growing more powerful you know it's it's very good it is contagious let's make a
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pandemic of jacked honorable motherfuckers yeah that's great join the hard body club
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hashtag hard body appreciator donkey says they should make a girls gone wild covet lockdown edition
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castro's prostate just with the just with the nice just with the nice couple dollars thank you
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ma'am zio bubba says this sounds like the montreal trips me and my cousins would go on during f1 races
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yeah f1 races like you were in the races that would make sense because you'd have to be half crazy too
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never half crazy men in large groups plus alcohol is not a good that is like
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would you like anything destroyed because it would be helpful if we could direct them to
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destroy something that you want destroyed then everybody wins but otherwise they're just
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they're like a tornado i can't tell you where they could go in any direction it's like sim city
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that's what's loose in your town there's just a tornado ai randomly going all over the goddamn place
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could destroy nothing could destroy everything could blow up the power plants we don't
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fucking know we're on the fucking whiskey tonight
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we're taking turns seeing who can drink the most tequila what are these like
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fucking 17 year olds no these are 27 year old special forces snipers
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and there's like 30 of them oh yeah it's kind of sketchy actually
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who's driving not sure not positive somebody i hope we on the road
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man i don't know i feel i always feel like i i there's so i have so many more things i need i
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want to do and i don't i feel like i'm wasting my life but then there's other times where i'm like
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and uh i don't i i i will keep having fun don't fucking you start talking like that the universe
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gets ideas oh you're all done are you hey i was just reminiscing don't you get any
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i'll get you all right what are we doing where were we what was i talking about all right uh
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government wasting money being pieces of shit stuff like that uh
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we live in an enslavement system and none of that kind of we're breaking the conditioning what
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do we start with holy fuck i mean i i mean i'm just still so sad about ian you know that's all
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i can think about as i look at this totally unrelated story that doesn't have anything to do with anything
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poor ian you know poor guy what a poor poor person what a poor pitiable totally empathetic
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character that 100 deserves pity sympathy emulation really he was a hero we should build a statue of
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him for some reason maybe maybe not the reason he would have liked or wanted but maybe there should
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yes yes this is dumb we all know that you always come back to that later
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israel's hiding the body count that's kind of funny and interesting you don't really know what it really
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is but they're saying oh we lost a hundred soldiers
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oh yeah just a hundred are you sure are you sure frankie i'm sure
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because there's uh i don't know if you know this but again the internet right and there's so many videos
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and i really feel like i've seen so many of them now that i can almost personally recount like
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like like i mean they got like nine just the other day a whole battalion headquarters
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how'd you how does that happen it's like unprecedented a lieutenant colonel
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three majors a captain a staff sergeant and a sergeant and a sergeant too so it was like
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three company commanders his adjutant it sounds like the captain and the fucking battalion commander
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oh and the rsa the staff sergeant's a senior so like you killed the whole headquarters tent did
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oh it's going really well oh it sounds like it's going really well
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oh look at that they've uploaded 19 more videos of different fighting vehicles being blown up and
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destroyed fuck it must be going really well over there
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hospitals are fucking deal with tsunami of trauma yeah it does look that way
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yeah more than 2 000 new disabled since the beginning of the war at least
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and they don't have i mean they're not a big not a lot of them this is a huge desolate also this is
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cool um they've been like taking pow's and stripping them naked and driving them out into the desert and
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then that's the last photo you know what i mean like they're putting them in mass graves and killing
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them i think there's some sketchy stuff going on they are deliberately targeting children actually
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let's let's go look at that for a second let's go let's go look at that for a second because a lot
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of people are really like i'm like yeah that's really not the right idea because you know i mean there is
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this i mean there is this um so i was in i can speak to afghanistan and probably iraq to an extent
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because i worked with a lot of the guys that have done both or been in one of the other
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and um so at least on our behalf and then judging by you know the war in yemen and syria ukraine actually
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ukraine is you know interestingly smaller number these demonstrate what's called restraint
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uh these are clearly there's a pattern very similar numbers um which would suggest that this is
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generally on a low end point six maybe up to a three um depending on the size but similarly sized
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conflicts right uh half two three children a day on average you've got 37 here 3 000 there 8 000 12 000
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5 10 so you've got a decent amount to of dead children yay to average it out but uh funny
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that uh in israel they're killing 136 a day so it's a little bit more on average to suggest that uh
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geez are you doing it on purpose and the answer is yes they are uh yeah that's how you do genocide
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is you kill all the children because then they're all dead it's over there's no more there's no more
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palestinians because they're dead you killed all their children and anyone that survives is old
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and they're not gonna make any more so it's done it's all finished that's intentional that's proof
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that is obvious proof of intentional genocide to me how it wasn't four it wasn't seven it wasn't 20
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they're not even trying they're not even trying to not kill children because we did sometimes it would
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happen you know bombs land on places and it's like i we didn't you know you can't see everybody all the
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time and you know people are in places they shouldn't be like shit happens dude it's war it's crazy
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there's exploding and hot flying metal going all over the place things are falling from the sky and
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blowing up things are rocks are landing on cars things are blowing it's to say it's dangerous
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is an understatement so yeah innocent if there's people if you're there in any form child old man
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doesn't matter you are in danger so you know two three one and a half point seven point six hundred
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and thirty six hey anybody good at math anyone to calculate the mathematical likelihood of that
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being the case considering one two three four five other similarly sized and framed conflicts
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fighting in urban areas just the same same as ukraine iraq fallujah bakhmud mariupol
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baghdad kabul kandahar city yeah yeah i mean yeah yeah so what's what's this what gives
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hey hey are you just evil are you pure fucking evil i think so i think so i think so
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is that okay to say am i allowed to say that in canada considering the fucking context of what i
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just presented am i allowed to still say i think the israelis are evil like i think they're
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fundamentally and evil people am i allowed to say that because that that's fucking insane 136 children
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a day and i'm not allowed to say they might be evil they might be doing it on purpose who's the
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the fuck you're a slave if you think this this is like hilariously obvious to the to i mean in
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in the sense that i can't believe it fools i can't believe this works i cannot believe it
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it's it mesmerizes a lot of people i met a guy random guy at the gym today hi mike if you're
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watching we got his name mike oh that narrows it down
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a lot of people are really tired of this charade you know but you know we he was like it's crazy how
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many people just don't see it even like if they don't see it's a very sophisticated and powerful
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and and well designed i mean it is a masterpiece it's really impressive what they've managed to
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create and like the the the mind controlling machine i you know using these words makes it
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sound crazy but it's not crazy that is what it is it's a system of organized mechanisms tied
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together working in tandem in unison it's a machine it no different than an engine that needs multiple
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multiple things to function and work together and that's what that's what all this is
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like the same people phone they own everything dude you think they're like oh i just
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i just like to own things you know and i eat cheese and fucking fart all day no they're
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and you can show people things like look hey here's the average rate of death for
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children in in various wars recent ones very comparable ones here's this one
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and they'll and they'll find a way to justify it they'll find a way to say that the pink elephant
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is not in the room even though it just walked into your house and you know killed your mother
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walked stepped right on her you're like no that's not that's there's a reason that there listen that's
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only it only looks like that because listen she's only dead because the elephant stepped on her and he
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was only here because um the tea was boiling in the other room and the elephant thought we were in
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in danger so he came to help us and he stepped on my mother and killed her it's not it's our fault
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actually that the elephant even did that we should be doing everything we can to help this elephant this
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poor elephant oh my god and think of the trauma it has from killing my mother the poor elephant every
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the more i think about it the more i feel bad for the elephant oh my god and you just
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where's the stupid you know it's just like
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we gotta we gotta get out of here these people they're in you're insane they've gone crazy
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run you know you have to that's that's lunatic you're you're a lunatic
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where's the flaw in the logic somebody get you microscope like what do i need a
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a particle accelerator dude holy shit shoot the elephants before it kills more people
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oh it's not the elephant where are the guns we threw them all in the fire why to be inclusive
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you gotta find ways to have fun with it so you don't go crazy and shoot yourself in the face you know
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it's important you live in this place do you know we have the longest healthcare wait times ever in
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hmm that's good right that's good because we pay more taxes than ever in history
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and the reason people say oh oh we have to we need to pay the taxes the government goes free healthcare
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no you don't uh you go to a death factory and uh immigrants ignore you as you die on the floor
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you don't even get a bed people die in their fucking
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driveways waiting for ambulances guys laying there seven hours hip shattered like holy
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fuck yeah good thing you've dumped your whole life savings into the goddamn tax base for a
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you're a fucking slave and i hate you go swim in your pool kevin
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why the fuck are you here i said adults were the dogs are talking get get this is when the sheep
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spinny drowned drowned that one i just it's not what he did it's that he's probably he's gonna come
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she's rough boys it's a rough time out there so uh basically don't get sick okay don't get sick
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um if you get fucking hurt or sick or a loved one they're gonna wait uh longer than ever in
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i wonder i mean if only there was a simple a small
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stalling for time stalling for what could we do
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we need the cooks we can't get the cooks yeah we need those restaurants guys
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so it's expensive all right now that i've got your attention
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so directly linked to the fucking uh just a second ago how there's like oh we can't give you
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medicine because we don't have any because we're broke right keep that thought now now i know this
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fucking stay with me no medicine remember no money we are poor oh damn if only we had more
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money for health care okay now oh wait wait a minute
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we're being made poor by high immigration oh wait now now now think don't lose it
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keep these two tiny child-sized balls in your hands don't drop them think hard now
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while you think about it oh look totally unrelated you're the netherlands spent 400 billion dollars
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fully staffed and equipped with the latest technology and cutting-edge
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life-saving technology that could save you your friends your family your children
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how many universities how many doctors how many professionals world-renowned people could we
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attract and buy and hire and afford to fund and research how much would 400
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billion dollars buy oh i bet it's a couple i bet it's a little bit
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how much are we spending a lot everyone's spending a lot uh the united states it's going to cost them
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500 billion dollars this year yeah the mass migration united states 500 billion dollars
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hey do we have to ask the americans hey you guys didn't want that did you did you want that money
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aren't you so much happier because now that you're broke and your hospitals don't work
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i mean look at this this is a real story for the national post today i'm not even going to click
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it because i don't think there's a point am i going to die story of a couple who fled to the
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united states after long waits misdiagnosis in canada you literally you're rolling the dice if you get
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sick is anything wrong with you in canada it's like fucking fingers crossed buddy hopefully you get
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somebody who knows what they're doing hopefully you get somebody at all oh well oh well buy somebody's
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grandmother mother sister daughter bye bye we needed to be diverse you see that's what we needed and if
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that wasn't enough maybe we just need to show you the benefits of the diversity maybe you're not really
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getting what here's what 500 billion dollars buys you it's great oh look oh look another white child
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being beaten to death by a group of non-white children isn't that crazy how that just keeps
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happening every fucking day and how every single stream even amongst me and the other guys have
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different and new videos of this almost literally daily isn't that crazy that's probably that's what
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that's what hundreds of billions of dollars is buying you so this is just an all-around
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i mean this is investing guys i wonder how much ireland is spending you know all the hotels and
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everything are full and oh look it's no sound but here's a boy being attacked by you know a bunch
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of black kids in the bathroom oh kick punched oh there's it's great it's great so is this is ireland
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right so or is this the black irish that we've heard so much about or is this just some guy from
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congo who's like getting in on the fun and then his sister allegedly comes in and they're like oh
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damn bitch she's the only one and then she gets beat up too so you know it's it's uh it's a good time
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do you know that 150 million dollars misappropriated by the government just for
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one example how many of these are there executives and senior management must be held accountable
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a whistleblower on a one billion dollar slush fund the government has and it's just throwing money
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around the toxic senior management team that has victimized countless employees oh and the federal
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government must also be held accountable for its embarrassing lack of oversight that's allowed these
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problems to persist see there's the problem right there dude anonymous whistleblower guy who they
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definitely know who you are isn't this hilarious imagine if you were the that guy's immediate boss and
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he's ratting you out gee who do i know with what looks like dark facial hair very bright blonde hair
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parted down the center white guy who has that exact tie that he wore to work this morning
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break they're setting you up to die dude fucking run what were you thinking you're gonna blow the
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whistle on the government so you're like hey government stop stealing but i'm also a whistleblower
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yeah you're fucked oh they did to me have i had them dead to rights on a billion dollars
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this is good stuff and it's egregious cover-up of the truth that occurred all right that's what it is
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it's like oh that i can't believe this uh like it was a mistake of taxpayer money and the gross
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misconduct that's been perpetrated by the toxic senior management team that is the gross misconduct
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it's not gross misconduct i've i've been saying it they're just stealing it's just crime
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everything else is just dressing it's just frosting this is decorative leaf petals it's not real
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what is it it's a cake of thievery um yum we're going to be hungry this year children we've got no
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money to buy anything at the grocery store because our values been devalued the dollar's not worth
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shit you know i can't afford anything at least the cops got the pool paid for paid for the pool
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paid for the pool paid for the pool yeah it's going to be hilarious when there's like 10 million
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people who are look facing homelessness and destitution worse scale than the
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fucking great depression paid for the pool paid for i wonder if they live near you buddy
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oh how's the numbers how many cops you got on the force what's your morale like
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we're just headed straight off a cliff man everybody knows it like and he's not wrong
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this is the biggest podcast in the world has no problem saying it nobody in the world disagrees with
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it joe rogan said this about canada on thursday you live in the frozen communist
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canada yeah yeah what they've done yeah it's not funny they're killing people literally up there
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what they did with the trucker rally and what with trudeau's doing with guns and what yeah more on that
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later they're trying to clamp down on censorship on the internet that guy can eat it yeah that that
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place needs 100 and overall government like they're they're sliding down and by 100 of government i i mean
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like everybody in the building like every single lap like down to the fucking janitor not a joke
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down to the well maybe he can stay earl can stay he's been the janitor there imagine being the guy
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that has to clean up the shit of these people oh my god i can't do that to earl the least i can do
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is let him keep his job that's fucking horrible i can't even believe i thought that all right
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i got a little bit ruthless guys i'm sorry i didn't mean to do that to earl everybody but earl get
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the fuck out but i'm the official opposite especially you especially you down that dangerous
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road of communism that scares the out of me incredible millions of people around the world
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heard joe rogan say that probably one of the most powerful broadcasters of our time
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he's saying that about canada and yet there's radio silence from the canadian legacy media because they
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are the canadian government harrison that's why they bought them they willingly signed up in blood
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to do whatever the fuck they were told and as a result hey you know what's awesome millions of
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people die sometimes maybe you maybe you next maybe me next who knows they're so fond of killing now
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that uh they've got a taste for it see do i need to spell this out for people they have a taste for
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killing meaning they've the government has has this is unequivocally true flexed it's fucking
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used its power to kill canadian citizens and they liked it and then when they got in trouble for doing
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it they fucking cracked out even harder and now now you don't have any guns with the people that have
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a taste for killing isn't that great isn't that great here's here's some other uh wonderful things
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they will just lie they'll just get up there and and just bullshit like a stand-up act like just a shitty
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fucking i don't know jeff foxworthy routine and just like huh knowing they're full of shit and that
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pretty much unspeakable levels of slaughter for no reason except for them to make money and for
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the bullshit to perpetuate they're evil dude watch this listen to this the conservative party of
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canada is throwing ukraine under the russian bus to score cheap political points with their maga base
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as you try to score a political base on the backs of uh i don't know a million dead people that you
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totally enabled and you know continue you send people to their deaths
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people that had like we sent them a pile of tanks for example artillery guns all kinds of things
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you're gonna need soldiers to use those weapons aren't you those soldiers are now dead using those
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weapons they're all it's all destroyed everything we gave them is gone uh we have no military anymore
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by the way guys it's totally broken and useless all the it's all gone it's all been we have no ammunition
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you know this this state of this place is is uh i have to laugh at it as much as i can because if i
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took it seriously that because because i find it very hilarious you know what i mean i try to be like
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it's so funny it's so fucking crazy like you got to be the joker about it because if you switch
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personalities go no i'm going to be fucking kevin costner level serious about it the whole time
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you're gonna eat a gun dude you will this isn't this is uh this is a choice this is a survival
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mechanism i'm like this is the most effective way to destroy these people is through ruthless
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mockery number one it demoralizes them and the people watching and delegitimizes them in the eyes
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of other people number two it makes me laugh which makes me happy which keeps me fucking alive and it
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keeps other people alive let's go fuck these clowns in fact just today pierre pauliev referred to you
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do you like how he's talking like a like a kindergarten teacher too like he's telling you
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a story today the brave lion went out on an adventure class isn't that amazing who's excited
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would you fucking die already holy crane as a faraway foreign land
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well more than a hundred years of ukrainian canadians building this country from the prairies
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to our cities would disagree the conservative party might turn its back on ukraine but we'll be there
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you sent countless people to pointless deaths you bankrupted us while we we can't we can't heal
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the sick of basic that people are dying on the floors of hospitals because we don't have any money
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and you have the audacity to get up there and talk like this like you have any fuck like you're not
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like everything is on fire there might as well just be flames everywhere around them
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how dare the conservatives use ukraine as a political apparatus to get votes i'm the only one
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that can use ukraine as a political apparatus to get votes oh man
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i could i really feel like because i love movies
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the good ones like the art form of just i mean clearly i love i get right into them the art of
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storytelling is a whole fun you know i've always been into it my whole life i was used to make comic
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books when i was like a little kid because that's who they're for
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in the right hands you could using all real footage all real to everything just real life
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just real life make the most terrifying and chilling dystopian movie ever fucking made with
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just what we have going on right now to you'd shit yourself you'd leave the place feeling sick
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and mortified and like i understand now i fucking that's how easy it would be and that's why certain
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people are only certain people are allowed to talk they get to do all the framing and show you how
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everything we're gonna show you how to feel we'll make sure you guys feel and think all the right
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things about what's happening with the fire and all of that it's a good fire it's good fire it's
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helping fire it's a good fire no fire bad fire burn baby hot water burn baby you know what i mean
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that's and then we're doing this back and forth struggle now while the sheep go i'm really not sure
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who's losing do we need the sheep like do we have to save them
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some of the dogs some of the i've been talking to i've been barking to some of the other pups and uh
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you know do we need them though like yes george we love the sheep well i'm just saying man it would
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be a lot easier if we didn't i really wish i'd fucking wanted them all to die because then i'd be
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on the other team and i'd be fucking happy
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the end and that's the end of my story and that's how you know the difference
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if we hated everybody we just want them all to die and fucking i'd be on the other team
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a lot of people probably should just fall off of fall off a boat though i i do
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packing lines is sin philip didn't you hear the song it's sin it's sin to pack lines philip
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i love the cocaine i love the cocaine he loves it
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listen the indians fear this music do you know why
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do you know why do you know why this music for no reason at all just energizes white people with
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guys are going down you know i don't think i want to
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went out for wings had one beer and you're like i'm just gonna go to bed and then out of nowhere
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curious girl because she's waiting she's been waiting oh god they've engaged white people power
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another great art there's a bunch of army stories today the old army drinking days that song came on one day
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and like there's only like seven or eight of us sitting around
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it was one of those nights really and everything just turned on it we ended up going to halifax and
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spending like a thousand dollars like it was fucking
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from like let's just go to sleep that song came on and one guy like woke up
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and immediately he like it like started break ripping shit off the wall
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and we were just like yeah like it made no sense
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everyone just went crazy started drinking rum out of the bottle like hey we should go to the city like
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it's thursday it's thursday night at 11 o'clock let's go to the city casino it was mental
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and that was the army reserves i wish i wish i could say it got better it didn't
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it didn't i was like 19 oh good role models too i really did
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chet chisholm says recently a family called for an ambulance in dartmouth and they waited over three
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hours for an ambulance that's not bad that's only half as long as uh you know the old guy had to wait
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with his hip shattered he says it came from spring hill okay that's like two and a half hours three
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hours away so from people that don't know it's a other side of the province perhaps if we treat
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paramedics worse more of them will work here that's a i've wondered that see i'm with ian the ghost of
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ian is with me now that i've ingested his soul and i've used it to like i said before that's when you
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you know mercy for these motherfuckers like and his soul is now mine his family's gonna sue me now
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like give me back a soul i'll be like no nope i i ate it fair and square it's mine
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i like the carrot and stick approach just like he said i think we should punish them i think we
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should punish them more maybe force them to do more crazy stuff maybe maybe lower their pay maybe
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fire some more of them just to just to just so they know that we don't need any paramedics like we'll
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just let everybody die if we want oh yeah that's another thing in nova scotia they they literally
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had a contest to give away like a money like a thousand dollars if you had a good idea for like
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how to get more paramedics and stuff and people were like uh hired hire them back the ones you fired
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and they were just like yeah we don't we aren't taking those questions this is a closed for it's not
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public anymore the the submitted uh suggestions are private they're kept private and they're like
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jeez we're what did chet say i tried nothing and i'm all out of ideas like that simpsons joke yeah
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that's right uh you could hire the nurses back you could but they won't they're like no no no we need
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different nurses we need a better kind of nurse we need yes that's right i'm serious that's who they're
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hiring instead of the canadian citizens they brutalized fucking tormented tortured fired took
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their jobs away ruined their lives and sent them off to go die somewhere because we you know it was
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more important to do other things oh gee i don't know why they're mad why why are they all so upset
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why is everybody so upset so angry for no reason oh yeah for no reason for no reason maybe i just
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give a shit you ever think of that that's possible i know you don't give a fuck about anyone else or
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anything else happening around you i actually do act this is what it looks like it makes me
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fucking mad as it would make you mad if somebody took away your little fucking toys or your ipod or
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whatever it is you masturbate to every hour yeah when you read exactly right this is me reading about
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important things like people dying for no reason you fucking ignorant clowns
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i don't know i don't know chat i don't know what we're gonna do we're gonna have to get
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fucking dog sled teams of like volunteer that is that what it's gonna come to are all the retired
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healthcare workers just gonna have to do like pop-up dog sled clinics and they're just ah
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mush like and they're giving medical treatment out in exchange for canned goods and food because they
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have no job and no one can afford like is that where we're going i i guess
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go chat go you're gonna need to get some dogs you might as well get started on now
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this is the when i was a kid i thought the future was gonna be flying cars
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and uh no it's fucking chet chisholm on a dog sled dragging my fucking
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dragging my neighbor fell in the driveway and shattered his hip
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can't fucking move he's dying he's got to take him to where the only other doctor we know is and
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he's in cape breton so he's being dragged across the countryside a dog sled
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oh not my wild i mean it never ends i can't there's nowhere i can look you know like why is he picking
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on the hospitals be happy that i am because i could look in any other direction and do just as much
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damage i could ruin just as many people's feelings by looking in any other fucking place man
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nigel says i went to surrey memorial hospital all right we're sticking with them
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and watch two nurses try to talk to each other and fail because they both had heavy accents from
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different places did you know says it's not fucking tivies if they think if they
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fuck things up it's not a bagel you're worried about yeah no kidding
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there was a script for ghostbusters 3 like back when it would have been a legitimate ghostbusters
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3 written by ackroyd and ramus and like 95 or 96 or something like that and they sent it to bill
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murray and he shredded it he didn't even want to do the second one and he would send it back to them
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shredded that was hilarious that bill murray's a legend he's like they never he never calls us we
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could never get a hold of them i just mailed him a script he never i never heard from him for a
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year it came back he shredded it no no comments no notes nothing just shredded in pieces
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vanckman you know what i mean oh he'll always be vanckman anyway their version of hell in
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ghostbusters 3 he called it manhelton because they'd gone to a portal to hell and they're in
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a hell dimension now and everybody speaks all kinds of different languages and nobody can
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understand each other i'm dead serious look it up that actually came true
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yay and in the hospital and in the hospital is that great that's amazing
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oh i'm i love it we're doing good kids you're doing great kid t money says oh boy i can't wait
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to sign another petition for the ccfr aren't they just doing great jobs or maybe buy another six
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gallons of box of wine for tracy or a new red camera for rod to watch his wife ccfr is fake and
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gay yeah as he said yeah your argument is fundamentally flawed you are doomed to fail you are going to a
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gunfight with a spoon no we're not you're just a racist beggar and you don't know anything
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you're drunk right now no i'm not and you're just a racist but how'd that work out for you no you're
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not okay so you're just and and this is what they do okay they're a political lobby they're busted
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everybody knows or they should know this and the people that don't know this are about to be looking
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at you in a real different way tomorrow morning after they hear this believe that
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what have they done for you besides take your money
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oh and told you to vote conservative have you noticed oh the damn libs oh friggin libs
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oh you want your guns don't you have those damn libs oh we gotta get that you better keep the money
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coming so we can get those we gotta keep our rights and the damn libs
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where'd your guns go oh they're gone banned bye bye bye oh there's gonna be an appeal yeah it's not
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gonna matter you think these people play fair at this point i'm technically bro you're gonna reddit bro
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guns like this is one of the most important fundamental issues to having a free society
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this is like everything this is right under free speech that's why the americans put it that way
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and we don't have free speech in canada guys we don't you can go to jail for saying the wrong
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things in this country there are people in jail for it right now multiple people actually not two
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not three not four keep going so forget that and now it's like oh by the way no more of this
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having rifles and stuff yeah that's all over oh good oh great well that was a fucking pretty awful hill
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to lose boys hey how do you feel that's not you know tracy and rod they didn't lose the fucking uh
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oh damn they fucking piloted the dinghy into oh well i mean we can always oh we fucking
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damn we lost one of the fucking uh extra fuel canisters for the oh well i mean that sucks but
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we could oh we lost we lost private firearm ownership oh fuck what oh yeah she's fucking gutted boys
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magazines fucking anything with pins is prohibited forever every semi-automatic gun pistols and
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fuck gone gone you got fucking smoothbore duck guns maybe if we let ya ah shit now now the united
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kingdom congratulations or australia good job everybody good job good job you know why you
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failed the exact reason i told you you were going to fail because you didn't argue the actual reason
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it's important you didn't tell the truth only the truth can defeat lies fuck well if i just if i just
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make up a similar lie no no only the truth can defeat lies and you decided to tiptoe around it
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do i have that song that'd be funny i don't but i'm going to play it on youtube
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and this is really this was the strategy that failed miserably
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tiptoe through the window by the window that is where all the
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i like to do pistol competitions with fat nerd guys
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well they're not allowed to bring a tank though
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no it it says in the rules right here it says right here in the no no they can't because
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because they no look look they fucking it's over
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all of them everyone in the government right now is a dangerous potential probably high
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they cannot be allowed to have a monopoly on violence they can't they already don't and
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they're using violence against you they are trampling citizens in the streets they have
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armed thugs with machine guns barrel stroking citizens in the head round in the tube safety
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off dude cavalry charges through crowds of people you cannot let all these people have a monopoly
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on violence they will kill people it is inevitable
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they will use them if there is any more disagreements in this country the next confrontation
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i promise you is going to be more violent people will die and it'll be from the government
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maybe you should have raised that flag maybe you should have lit those beacons of gondor maybe
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that would have got people off their ass maybe that would have made people take notice but you
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didn't you tiptoed through the tulips and you said i want to be able to shoot my paper plates
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how we're we're drowning in mediocrity and not even that less than that
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drunk soccer liberal mom douchebags effeminate simp boys like we need more migraine so much
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fedora wearing tipster you're just like like bowling pins you just want to line them up and
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oh that was uh that was your attempts at having a point just
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we went in together for the cowards to come
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i've got enough nothing but we will run now
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wife to hell but at least is a half ukrainian oh you're half ukrainian this
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motherfucker's killed a generation of young men
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island jason says everyone some knob creek bourbon
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enjoying some knob creek bourbon she's got legs and knows how to use them
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are you sure it's a she it's called knob creek jason you're drinking something called knob creek
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she's got legs how much have you had someone check on jason
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i don't i'm not saying i'm just saying like it's one of those things like did we leave the stove on
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like make sure you didn't that's all it's not a big deal just make sure you didn't
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make sure that's anyway let's move on um hellbilly's wife says philip angry was philip
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angry when the man sees 11 000 kilograms of cocaine coming from south america no that was
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he rerouted the tracking numbers uh that was the end that was the competitors that got seized and
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he set up his own to be captured diverting the attention of the dea to this massive shipment
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and then at the last second swapped the shipping numbers with the enemy's cargo
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and sent them into the trap living him free and clear no it no interference at all he made record
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profits and i know what you're thinking oh don't give away your secrets now the competitors were
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they're gonna uh no they're dead already don't worry they are uh they're not gonna be a problem
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kira says my east indian surgeon oh boy had to open up my guts twice in one week
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because he did a bad job 50 survival rate holy shit woman i didn't know that
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oh my god i'm glad you're okay she's like i won't go too hard on him i have to go back for another in
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are you allowed to ask for another one i don't think there should be need to be an explanation as
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to why or is this all that's available yeah she says oh well
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good thing people don't like to tell the truth this is where it gets you right but i'm the bad guy
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only telling the truth can solve these problems so it must be done i don't want to do it it has to be
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like i said earlier i retweeted one of those videos these kids just get beat up in school like i don't
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want that for my kids i don't want my kids to have to have like fairly serious martial combat training
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just because it's now a world where you might get attacked in public because you're white that could
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happen it is happening that's something to worry about now as you get older and it's only going to
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get worse so let's see how many more years so you're probably out running that's probably enough
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time to train you up at least enough to fucking dummy a few people you know i don't want to i
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don't but we have to what am i going to do send them out there fucking defenseless
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oh no just trust the plan just cross your fingers and hope you don't get suplexed into a
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fucking dumpster and paralyzed in school because somebody read a fucking geor the latest george floyd
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yeah we're doing this because we love it because it's so much it's awesome we love
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damn bigots oh they're the worst are they trying to defend their children and
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not be killed and awful trying to have jobs
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king mahabuli i'm glad you're here thank times are dark sir
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i don't i don't assume you you come uh bearing gifts
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you know oh crap i'm sorry i didn't uh he just he actually left the room is he coming back oh there
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he is mr mr mahabuli he says he's a benevolent and merciful king well he said so this is why when
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the prime minister asked me if i wanted my statue to replace the war memorial i i said no instead
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my statue will stand with its arms embracing it
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make a speech bubble above the statue that says show bobs and vagin
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that would be the perfect that would be a great
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at least when like american tourists come to ottawa they go wait what the oh i see what's going on
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here they would they would get it really fast they would be like oh oh fuck okay all right
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it's one of these places it's one of these countries just like ours yay just like every
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european country isn't that crazy weird what are the odds zainal says small cnc mill and lathe
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plus 3d printer means gun laws are now obsolete well i mean the laws are the laws and they can
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make whatever people are going to do it people are doing it there's a whole giant industry of it
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now the black market gun and it's huge it's fucking massive dude there are 3d printing
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there's i mean count who knows however many guns the country the government thinks are in the
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country i'd go ahead and quadruple that uh we think there's probably 20 million firearms okay
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there's a hundred million firearms guys oh what could canada ever do there's no no there's no
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guns here there's no guns on this continent guy the fucking native gangs in the ha and everybody
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they're all fucking well i mean no the ha would never do that but the native gangs definitely have
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machine guns and so does like ms-13 and so do all the chinese gangs in vancouver and so does all the
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other like literally everybody is armed to the teeth that wants to be um they've also experienced
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a significant boom in resources from the drug trade over the last three years great job government
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thank you for that and uh yeah illegal arms have been flooding into this country like fucking uh
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you know like like it's the invention of the automobile actually so um you know prices haven't
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really dipped yet that i know but i mean eventually you're going to hit market saturation and then
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but i'm i'm but i'm sure you're a fucking you know oh you made it illegal did you did you make
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it illegal like murder oh okay i guess nobody will ever do it then oh well you should make it illegal
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like uh like drugs you should make it illegal like stealing like being a corrupt politician should
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be illegal yeah you should do that that'll totally be enforced people will definitely avoid that they'll
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just go over you feather not dot what's up sorry he says welcome to the jungle gets worse here every
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day yeah yeah my roommate actually another war not really but he was singing that one day
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but but in like kind of a dark way he wasn't like having fun it's like welcome to the jungle
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gets worse here every day you know we were just like yep yeah appreciate it he says all you do
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especially the the white half of me historical fact governments kill yes they do especially
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governments filled with weak men and weak people which is what we have they are the most dangerous
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people in the world weak people with power and especially when they become frightened can you
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fucking imagine look what they did in ottawa that's why they did it guys they're they are weak
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people that have lots of power that is insanely dangerous and now no one has any guns now now they're
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going to confiscate isn't that great oh who has all the guns in control of violence now oh the weak
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scared weaselly thieving maniac tyrannical people oh good good this is gonna work
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he says the worst part people are paying taxes yeah way too many way too many did you know they built an
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entire vaccine factory for no reason they just did it 323 million dollars never did anything never made
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anything just hey here have 323 million dollars to a vaccine facility in quebec that never got built
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and never did anything just have just have it just have 323 million dollars just have that what's
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i mean who cares right it's a big deal who cares
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did you know they spent five billion dollars just this year just this year five billion 600
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billion went to the clinton foundation that's good
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they want to point out that they say hamas but this would be to the palestinian authority and you
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know 351 million dollars pakistan you know why not why shouldn't pakistan have two billion dollars
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why shouldn't they why should canadian seniors and why should our children have hospitals when
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pakistan can have two billion dollars i mean obviously right libya oh they should have a
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billion and a half yeah egypt's gonna get 400 million mexico's gonna get mexico where canadians
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now go to get health care because it's superior to the health care in canada that's not a joke
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rich people that i know prefer they go to like clinics and there's certain like world in mexico
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mexico is where you go to get health care now not canada oh we gave them 622 million dollars
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you know what they probably did with that they probably built hospitals with it russia 380
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million dollars why not haiti one and a half billion what what would we do without haiti you
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know what i mean we obviously need the contributions of the fucking haitians have a hundred have a billion
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have two billion dollars who cares just this year we'll get you more next year jordan why not 463
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million kenya you've got fast people that run have almost a billion dollars have 816 million
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dollars hey sudan hey how's the genocide going did you wipe out all the south sudanese yet because
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you were at like i mean remember when i was in the military you'd reached millions of dead i remember
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that half a million and then a million i remember that that was 2000 and like 11 or 12 so anyway
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here's have 870 million dollars nigeria you have half a million uganda congo ethiopia
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senegal south africa mozambique zambia kazakhstan iraq tanzania
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oh and cash donations by the way cash aid just dollars not equipment like yeah they're building
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wells you mucking man no they just we just gave them cash we gave corrupt warlords look at this list
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this is a crime syndicate i guarantee who do you think they're sending money to their friends you
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idiot cash oh here have some cash have some untraceable cash dollars
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hopefully you spend it on wells and hospitals hopefully you don't embezzle it
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hopefully you don't steal most of it give it to your friends and buy bigger pools hopefully you
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don't do that no way just give it all away canada work for fucking free you slaves work for
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fucking free oh and by the way maybe we should fight a war here you know dana white has a fun
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opinion on this and i like it i like it i think more people need to hear it and it's exactly the
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same opinion that i have that's why i like it i like how you think dana white just like me
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war right now are you confident in this generation that we have right now no that these guys are going
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to go out and storm some beach somewhere there's a small handful of people most of them probably
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down around the bible belt and down south yes that'll actually stand up and fight this country
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right now it's scary yep habib's crew in dagestan could probably come in and take over this country
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right now because this generation is such a bunch of different mentality we're getting soft yeah
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we're getting weak every 10 years we get softer and weaker so i i don't think they could take america
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but yeah khabib and dagestanis could easily take over canada look some guys honked a horn there was a
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bouncy castle a guy took his shirt off he had a cigarette they fucking freaked out it was nearly it
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they sent swat teams everywhere they could have khabib will just triangle choke somebody another
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kazakhstan guy i'll throw a chair somebody will one of them will take his shirt off and do something
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terrifying and we'll just surrender immediately it won't even be hard guys
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khabib will have had harder fights in the octagon than it would be to conquer all of canada in an
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say hello to your fucking your new your new king and his new fucking standards
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he just wrestle a bear and be like you want to fight now like no no one's no one's fighting you
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khabib i take all chairs all chairs are belong to habib what is he saying he's saying he's taking
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all the power in the building and making it his own khabib is now king yes say say yes say yes
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oh yes good it's good you understand new arrangement because if you don't khabib will kill you
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what what does he mean by he means kill he'll literally kill you
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he'll just come oh shut the fuck up he's coming is there a problem i see our hush hush talking back
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and forth like this and khabib is talking yes you know khabib is talking or you have little green
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seat that's cute i like that hey hey it's okay oh you have soft skin you have such soft skin maybe
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habib make a chair out of your fucking face you like that you don't like that sit down and be
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quiet habib is king now as i was saying as new king
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every one of us would be like i like i like this guy i he's getting things done man things have never
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been i mean it's fucking like uh it's like we're inside of an engine right now it's just
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fucking buildings are growing up it's fucking wild i went to the drive-thru seven times in a row
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nobody made a fucking mistake not once incredible incredible who thought khabib hurt nergamimi
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who thought who could have thought khabib would be to save canada just simply because he thought it
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would be fun to bully an entire country into doing what he wanted to do because it was so remarkably easy
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and the best part is he didn't even leave dagestan he did it all over zoom he streamed it he conquered
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canada by streaming so in that case i can easily do the fucking same i was in the army
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how to put him in jail he's gonna take over the country you see there's their psyche is wobbly
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already there's chips in the other they're starting to lose it we're gonna get him guys
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he's gonna hang in there soon it'll all be ours
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the real bret hart of dagelon my favorite the fake one is just he's not very he's fat you know
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doesn't look anything like him um says i i don't know if anyone else here has tried a carnivore
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diet it's popular i've i know people that have done it's a legit thing it's hard to do i've tried
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to do it but i'm just like i'm not i don't need to do that badly that i'm gonna that i'm willing
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to suffer how difficult it is to just hardly ever eat carbohydrates i think my blood type what
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no no you know but uh yeah it's it's good it's very good you'll be very lean you'll have a lot of
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energy it's uh try it no hard i know it's that oh you're crazy
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maybe i am no no no right remember how we said earlier remember how i was saying earlier where
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like everything they teach you when you're like seven years old oh that's definitely 100 true and
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it's not meant to just you'll die if you don't eat a tomato no you won't no you won't
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he can't eat that so toxic chocolate milk is good after i work shut up stop stop talking
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all right oh he says uh i feel sharper more energetic oh he says i'm two weeks in well
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there we go he says i feel sharper more energetic and i'm more pumped to work out yeah i never made
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it that far i made it like i don't know more eight days five days i was gonna eat my hands i was like
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i fucking need car it was crazy i felt like a drug addict i was like maybe that's what it's like
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it was crazy it was like it was it was pain it was like a psychological pain that was insane i
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went three days with no food that was easier for some reason
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in the army we did three days no food and that was easier to do than not having carbs for five
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days i fucking i became a crazy person i was having a nervous breakdown so i need to
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fucking i think i went ate a whole pizza in like six minutes and i just slapped down like oh thank
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god you know pray food is per prey spinny says well fucking like you've never eaten a cupcake come
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on man besides steaks are i mean steaks are good i you know it's good for you he says uh more uh
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more energetic excited to work out no wonder they want to flood the market with lab meat yeah well they
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want to dude they're they're they're trying to take control of the food they're communists it's
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the same method it's always the same this is the uh the carbon remember the carbon neutral tax wasn't
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going to cost anybody anything i remember getting arguments that people fucking eight years ago
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it's not a tax it's a price on carbon remember that they've given that up now now there's a carbon
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tax fucking everybody knows it's a tax it's not gonna it's revenue neutral unless you're a farmer
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trying to run a business then it's sixteen thousand fifty dollars and thirteen cents
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extra bill on your expenses running your operation
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yeah extra that you didn't have to pay last year
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is that too much is that too much money ah fuck them they're only the people that feed us they're
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only the cattle farmers they're only the wheat farmers the canola farmers they're only the people
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that make the food who i mean who really cares if the people that make the food go in a business
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does anybody even really care i mean we can just go to uber dad eat doherty we'll just order we'll
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just go to the pizza store i'll just get delivery who fucking cares
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yep it's good it's good out there uh jenstein says another explosive stream sir not sure if i
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approve of the new start time we'll get back to you on that yeah you're way out west hey
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yeah last time i was like where's where's jenstein i was like oh we
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because because he's a vampire man he's not up that early still the sun's still up at this out
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that's why i did it i'm trying to get some time in before he floats in through the window
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starts creeping everybody out with his blood farm you know look at the picture of him
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he doesn't like to he likes to you know he likes to be dark
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it is that time of year though so it's getting darker earlier at least
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i'm paying myself and then bleeding 15 of every super chat for no reason
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it's a very expensive scam for me which isn't as i'm just losing money to confuse jake's pity
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i might do that that is something i would do so i don't know i'm not going to confirm or deny
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anything amber button says a co-worker of mine brought over his son from california
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so basically a bitch oh boy one of those and i've shoved your podcast down his little
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throat so hard oh my gee amber this is sexual assault listening to it at work during the day
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to try to catch him up on how canada currently is either way cheers bigots and merry christmas
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oh my she says merry fucking christmas which is like she's having one of those days you know
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oh she's back says won't listen to this until later tomorrow because of working on the farm but
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keep up the good work do you have a carbon tax is that your bill sixteen thousand dollars
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watching people i warned about the vac suddenly understand they are
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fucked is brutal but it's nice to listen to some uh insane sanity once in a while it's
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it's scary i would be i would be you know it's worrying
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i don't think it's like you're not definitely going to die or anything but
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fuck man like it's it's just like you know what could happen literally unknown
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but it's a fucking this is this is where we're at this is the situation we're in and there's no you
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know hiding from it doesn't help anyone um you know and there's people that are you know maybe
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you've made friends of some of them they didn't know it's you know they'll maybe they'll need your
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it's the most sophisticated and powerful brainwashing tool that's ever been created
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it's literally a mind capture system that is everywhere it's on the radio it's on television
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it's in popular culture it's in your music your tv shows your video games
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you know how much money the cia spends on movies and tv shows
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you know how heavy a grip they have over that industry like it's basically an arm of the
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government did you know that it's true do you think that you know you watch a movie for what
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how long two hours tv show for an hour or two hours how long you sit there playing these video
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games for out of stretch five six eight hours all day days on end right what do you think's getting
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i watched it happen i watched it change i watched the whole industry be
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go from like a really cool and fun creative like you never knew what was going to come out
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the video games that people were creating were just like fucking it was like a it was like candy
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land up until about the early 2000s mid 2000s and then everything started to get
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like tv like movies very formulaic a lot of rehashes of the same ideas same things then they started
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getting political around 2010 then there started being and then now it's uh now it's the same as
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everything else it's full-blown social justice uh woke communist nonsense in everything and uh
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young men especially are ingesting this completely oblivious that they're being uh indoctrinated
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they have no this is how it works you have no previous experience with a thing let's say oh
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i don't know someone of another culture or background you've never met one never seen one
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well don't worry the friendly producers at your favorite production studio are going to make sure that
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you have the correct interpretation and um it does come with a side a side of fries uh that tastes like
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you're a piece of shit white person okay all right you didn't know that before now you do now your
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worldview has been fundamentally changed if you haven't been briefed on this ahead of time you will
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just simply internalize this information and it now becomes a new piece of the puzzle in the mosaic
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of how you see the world which is entirely fucking bullshit i know this because i had that world i
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had to rip all the puzzle pieces down because it didn't make any sense and the more i looked at it
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the crazier i felt a lot of people just choose not to look at it because it's too overwhelming
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once again what are you doing here how long do you have here how long do any of us have here and
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like i can't even do it anymore i can do it for like an hour or two hours and then i remember
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this is a fucking stupid waste of time you know it's just it's like you're pretending
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you're a grown man or you want to be what are you 18 19 20 you're you're playing you're spending all day
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playing children's you're being a child like this is what we used to do when i was like nine years
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old with like toys and i'm playing elaborate scenarios and i would have played video more
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video games if we'd had them that's way better it's a better version of the same
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shit i was doing as a kid except i was actually using my hands and it's probably a lot more better
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for your brain a lot more better maybe it did damage probably a lot better for your cognitive
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development see there you go then it is all the blinking lights and flashing dopamine hits that
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are doing god knows what to young developing minds like i get this shit they have now is like crack
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cocaine to what i used when i was a kid when i used when i was using doom in 1993 man
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i was using fucking every day i was using fucking day and night i was staying up on
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i was using doom every minute of every day
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fuck you know it's like pixelated like you know and even then it was like kind of intimidating it
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was like oh my god like this is crazy i remember playing it like eight nine years old the like
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doom one parents were like horrified like don't let them play that my friends were like don't
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fucking we had to go over to a friend's house whose parents just were like whatever do whatever you
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want everybody else's parents like no god absolutely not shooting fucking pixelated monsters now it's
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like full metal jake fucking chainsaws through the face it's insane what they have now don't give that
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to an eight-year-old hey little kid you want crack cocaine life bye goodbye geez man
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you need like some of the kids they it's it's wild it's like ripping a crack pipe out of somebody's
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hands like ah oh i don't know you got to manage that shit we're out there they're out there trying
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to get you trying to get you you know my kids play video games sometimes but you know we manage it
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but i'm still there like over his shoulder like he's playing i don't know zelda or something i'm just like
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i'm just making sure nobody fucking comes out of there and turns trans or something
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there's no fucking weird gay dildo collecting task or i don't know i'm just just you know you're fine
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you're fine i'm just keeping an eye on things that's all
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if it's something i've never played before i'd ever heard of i'm like what are you what are you
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what are you playing here what is what is this huh okay who made this yeah okay they're not bad
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this is probably okay they're not a bad studio this is this is this is probably okay that's like what
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are you watching son tucker carlson oh it's yeah that's that's not too bad that's that's all right
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he can he can yeah there's there's worse there's way worse things out there than tucker carlson
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what are you watching son anerson cooper oh no i lost my sounds are they gone forever
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no no they're not they're not i fixed it i don't know why it was closed as i was saying
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oh no son what are you watching anderson cooper way to ruin the joke
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like there's worse there's worse things that can happen um king mahabuli so the serious
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question can we have a weekly interactive hour for all the jeets jews and antifa trolls to get
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verbally and intellectually annihilated isn't that all every hour um yesterday's stream with fairy was
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highly entertaining i can only stick around for a few minutes but yeah they went off for a while
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there are some interesting things they discovered that i did not previously know and the thing with
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derrick is um derrick's kind of like assassin minded where if you attack him and you don't kill him
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he's not going to get you right away he's going to study your entire life first find out your what
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your soft spot is and then mercilessly stab you in it until you delete your entire social media profile
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he's done it before so he's like the indians are making fun of it you know so he's like oh yeah
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he's suspended on all platforms for now he's out he has to take a time out but uh he's gonna
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be really mad when he gets back it's not gonna be it's
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app reception says five dollars for your danish grandmother's accent i can't do the exit
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i can't do my grandmother's exit she does have one it's a it's a
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oh god like yeah she does yeah she definitely does and she's always cranky like where do you
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think i get it from oh 100 so it'll be like uh there'll be just people talking like
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i've seen her do this she'll she'll just tell you she's just blunt
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she's just give a fuck i think she's always been like that
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typical you know moved here like in like 47 or something like that beautiful blonde woman
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and should be doing stuff there'll be people talking like uh but it's the kind of situation where
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like there'll be like kind of a party or a family gathering and there's maybe some other people in
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the family they're like you know and they're just talking about something really dumb and woke or
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something and she'll just you can see her behind her and you'll make eye contact she'll make eye
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and then just slam a whole wine and then go looking for the box like
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so grammy that's rude don't say that oh of course it's rude i'm a viking
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all right he says uh five dollars for the accent you're seriously talented at impressions trying to
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catch up thanks to the new start time we need jenstein back for the next call in show no call
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i'm scared of him i don't know what he's out up his sleeves i don't know what he's up to man
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it's a weird guy trev m says love the show two years overdue two years what does that mean
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oh you've been listening for two years fuck man thank you very much
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that's cool i like i met a guy at the gym today
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he's like hey this is always fun it's never gone badly yet but i'm always prepared
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i'm at the gym with my fucking hat on i'm just warming up i did i did my warm-up sound on the
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bench fucking dude's like six four 225 early 40s big scar on his lip hey are you jeremy mckenzie
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i stand up yep i just could go either way and he's like hey man
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you know it's fun meeting people usually uh jewish bigots says i gotta be up for 3 a.m for work so
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i'll catch this on my two-hour drive in but let philip know everything went as planned oh we already
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the coat the cartels yeah they're they're all slaughtered yeah i told everybody uh some worthless
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blem flarbs for the paperwork what the fuck does that mean keep off larry yeah he's trying to get
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it he's right up there he watches me he's right on top of the computer and just stares at me
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it's very unsettling renunciate says thanks for the show you're welcome it's just me having a
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nervous breakdown it's really you know i just thought hey i'm a pretty i think i'm an entertaining
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lunatic i bet people would like to watch me lose my fucking mind and in the army they did they were
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like dude you lose your mind i really enjoy it i like watching you go fucking mental over
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everything i'm like okay they're like you should do this for money and i'm like maybe i will and i
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druid s 157 says are we using the gun buyback to equip the caf uh perhaps they might uh don't
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count that out they definitely would if they confiscated a pile of guns or people were stupid
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enough to turn them in they would definitely sell them to the ukraine absolutely they would
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because guns are bad you know it just you know it's so stupid the whole thing is ridiculous
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darth wizzy says in rod they trusted yeah that was a mistake you don't have the guts to tell the
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truth you cannot win chucky's extremist circus says we need a narsil sword to summon the army of the
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dead to destroy the globo hobo goblin army at the gates of gondor at the gates of gondor
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they've come this far zio bubba says if the v keeps doing its job we won't need that many nurses
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anyway problem solved that's dark but there is a 135 increase in death so you know
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not uncalled for simone to be gay says canada needs a guy like dick 69 to run
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our local conservative mpp calls them cookie calls them cookies gingerbread people
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what todd smith is a fat guppy donut oh apparently he's fat guppy donut i don't know who that is but
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simone to be gay does not like him sounds like a government person i don't like him either
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i don't like you either he doesn't like you i don't like you either
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um stopper says don't go to the hospital it's full of sick people yeah avoid it at all costs if unless
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you're like dying literally dying or so grievously injured that it's like i need surgery i need a
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doctor there's no way i can get away with it like i just need stitches i'd be like i might do this
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myself at this point that's where i'm at all right what are we doing yeah it didn't take long
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everybody knows that movie i know this movie star wars he's in the bar uh hail billy says when it can
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go either way meeting new people just gotta have a great left hook yeah you gotta have a great something
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i will never tell him i see uh jb says when rick collapses the whole government by switching the
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blimflarbs worth from one to zero all right rick and morty i thought that was like blimflar that
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sounds like a rick and morty joke it is good job brain good job you remember things that's good
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it's good that you recall information from earlier that means we're still partially functional which
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will be required every day for another probably 35 years hopefully at least
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oh well what else is going on what else is horrible
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uh oh one more two more three oh god hillbilly says uh you know the rope burlap rope solves
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problems it it can it's very useful tool to do things with zanel says don't take your kids to
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the hospital they will misdiagnose and kill your kid it's fucking scary dude people are literally
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afraid to take their children to hospitals and i don't blame them
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what someone's posing as me this is a lie this is first off you're welcome for my service never
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secondly i was thinking harley davidson harley's and david's son hd fans are subconsciously all
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about slava israel what david's i i don't think so i think that's a stretch
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no he's got it he's really hellbilly says my dad used to sew me up with fishing lines
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that's hardcore that's a confident dad come here boy i'll fucking stitch him back together
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my my when my son was three he cut his lip and needed his stitch and it was like i'm not doing
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it you know i'll i'll fucking i'm not no the doctor seemed highly capable it wasn't like today where
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it's like i might have to do this myself or else this could they'll just go whoops it went right in
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oh with enrichment that's all all right what's going on what's time is it oh god there's still
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lots left that's terrible for me i guess hmm oh lots of good things still yeah we talked about this
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already yeah the guns yeah bye oh well oh well there's always next time and uh yeah again this
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is the general state of politicians kareem uploaded this says doug ford at a boozy press conference in
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the great state of etobicoke oh really well good morning everyone oh shit well good morning everyone
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it's great to be here it's great to be here in the great state of etobicoke oh beautiful etobicoke
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and i'm just waiting uh for the minister uh beffenfalvy to move here eventually because you all your
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relatives are here and so on so forth you're drunk holy shit look well good morning everyone it's
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great to be here it's good to be here in the great state of etobicoke it's like a beautiful
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urban gum everybody's here and you're here and it's great if i can like doing good about it
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when i am i i hmm when's the wait when's the wait is he coming back i want i want to get vodka
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boy you're in the great state of etobicoke beautiful etobicoke the great state of it what
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is he talking about he's just bumbling words it's okay he's only the it's only the premier of the
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biggest most powerful province in the country it's just totally uh you know no one guys no one cares
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anymore it's just wide open fucking stealing and fraud everywhere look at this facebook diversity
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manager so you know a left-wing intellectual woman of color so you know basically royalty in north
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america oh look she's just stealing oh oh the fake the fraud intellectual social justice total piece
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of shit garbage human being that you definitely know that they are to have a job like diversity
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manager in the fucking first place pleads guilty to stealing four million dollars to fund her lifestyle
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i can't believe that that's just shocking oh did you know that the uh president of harvard has been uh
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now accused of a fifth different example of plagiarism nearly half her entire scholarly output
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is just stolen and lifted from other people there's i mean do i
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there are so many jokes here gentlemen there's a lot of things i could say right now
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there is so many this is a target rich environment right now
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we're not we don't need to we'll just leave that you know
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for i don't know how many years 10 15 years you got people like aoc in the united states like
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they're not intelligent they're just diversity hires they're just people that are ideologue
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retards dogmatic stupid simp drones thrown and thrust into positions of power pat it on the head
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oh you're so smart you're such a capable young lady and they just sit there and make daddy proud
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and it's all just a big farce it's just a giant shit show everybody knows it nobody in charge
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knows what the fuck it's it's insane there's a there's a demented old man who poops his pants
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walks around naked all day that's the president united states his son is a crack-smoking maniac
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who's just stealing money and leveraging his position as the son of the president united states
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to steal and do whatever he wants fuck hookers on video and uh the president covers for him and he's
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oh canada sent all the hospital money to fucking sudan the genocide oh good yeah it's
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fucking great oh so we're everybody's just everybody's just stealing is that what's going
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on oh that's good yeah it's a fucking good state of affairs guys where is that at
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yeah check this out now he's missing apparently old hunter don't know where he is launch an
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impeachment inquiry into the 46th president of the united states joe biden on this vote the yeas are
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220 and the nays are 212 the previous question is ordered so what does an inquiry do it supercharges
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investigative powers because the biden's are stonewalling are you are you like listen are you
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like i you might maybe we should investigate are you just getting here now are you are you just getting
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habib what are you he's smelling children on television habib only knows one kind of man
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who would smell a child a dead man yeah i mean there was a lot of red flags
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i can't believe it's gonna go down like this i can't believe it i can't believe
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fucking dark brandon might be a bad guy i'm so shocked that this guy who had a totally long
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career of being a total piece of shit would maybe not work out oh well at least there's christmas guys
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at least there's christmas and you know the white house very i mean nice of them to do this they
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didn't have to do this they invite um it's like a dance troupe you know i guess and they're gonna do
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a little performance uh for the white house for christmas i don't know maybe it's i mean sometimes
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remember home alone that's a nice christmasy theme maybe they're gonna do i don't know some kind of
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nice spirited holiday message remind everybody that we're all still human beings and you know we don't
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have to have civil war this doesn't need to it doesn't need to go down like this you know we
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can you know probably like that probably like that and um i would i would say i would guess that the
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odds of it being as an insane kind of re-envisioning of stanley kubrick's the shining inside the white
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house so devin stack called it i don't i don't think that's what it would be but let's watch i'm sure
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it's wonderful oh it's a silent film what wait a minute it stopped it wouldn't even play maybe we'll
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have to go find it online oh wait it's on his page isn't it that's bizarre my computer like rejected it
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no you will not you will not play that i will i will fucking play that what's this
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shit let's try this again oh lord let's just play it right on the site let's just
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this is already off to a good start okay we've got a strangely looks like almost some kind of
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black burlesque lady she's got kind of booty shorts on and some kind of weird umbrella
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see-through dress and it seems as though looks like inside of a it's weird it's like candy themed
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ice cream and candy candy canes okay oh oh okay that's not a pretty woman
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we're tap dancing down the hallway this is what the fuck is that's a guy with a flower on whoa
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okay i'm creeped out already this is a murder scene this is the shining okay that's that's a child
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on drugs this is horrifying that man had a plastic face that man had a plastic face is that a man
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there's gonna be a naked man any second isn't there everyone's black and they're in strange
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they're all homosexuals that's a homosexual black man we're still tap dancing
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they're good tap dancers i guess at least i don't know what this has to do with christmas
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are they reenacting the life of george floyd is this the life and times accomplishments of george
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floyd is this a prequel is this george floyd's parents is this where george floyd came from
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what does this have to do with george floyd oh it's flower guy am i on mushrooms did i okay we'll
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come back to that who are you do you work here can you okay you seem insane as well
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you've got giant hoop earrings why are your tits out it's the white house am i what am i drugged
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why is everything dark oh they're all back now oh they're all together now
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why do i feel like i'm about to be shot with a crossbow
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this is like out of squid games or something what is happening
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why is he why is he is that supposed to like be comforting to children like
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guy's got like a weird mouse mate mask on his face yeah he does look like one of those
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um i don't know something's been done to me psychologically i feel like i've been mk altered
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but i'm not sure don't come near me oh god why won't you kill please i want to die now just end this
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does the tree fall on me like oh oh god yeah that was okay that was the oh america uh merry
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oh see the carousel of horrors i didn't i didn't want this
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it's the united states of america man it's like
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it's like watching your hero like get old and die in front of you and turn gay and fake like
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arnold schwarzenegger it's exactly like that
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we'll hear the lamentation of the women destroy your enemies yes arnold
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climate change is real you have to buy a tesla everybody gets gayer be gay come on do it
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get a booster you've got to get boosted putin that bastard we've got to send all of america's
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weapons to ukraine immediately do it come on arnold stop stop this
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after everything we've been through bro i still watch terminator like every year
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this is this is the most difficult timeline to live through no doubt this is hard mode
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this is harder than anyone has ever lived in history
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oh fuck man remember when we had arnold schwarzenegger
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now he's probably wearing a fucking dress somewhere
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i didn't i didn't realize how emotionally attached i was to arnold schwarzenegger i'm sorry i didn't mean to do that
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back in his socket once when he popped it he's like nope
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yeah they were a lot of them are pieces of shit actually
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amber says my stepsister dealt out the vax to hundreds and now when i say they should all be hung i'm the bad guy
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king mahabuli says at least the president of harvard is only stealing words
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what's the credibility of the uh you know ivy league schools worth
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don't make me point my eyes in any direction
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i'll just fucking come in with hand grenades
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i'll just walk right in there and just casually be like
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at first i was like what are these stun grenades or flashbangs
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no they're these little minor uh mini assault grenades
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because uh use a full-size frag grenade and a half of drywall and shit
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dude you're gonna you're gonna your guys on the other side of the wall are gonna get killed
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and he just walks in with three or four of them
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uh from what i understand is they wouldn't tell anybody
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don't steal from a bunch of people who are losing everything
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like their home their country their children have been drafted and killed in wars
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a guy might be pushed to his breaking point
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and then show up to your fucking government function
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i have sympathy for the guy that did it actually
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when that felt like that's what you had to do now
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that's how crazy these maniacs are making people
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everyone that does anything bad that you don't like
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geez isn't that lucky that the good guys always win
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I feel like I should be reading this in a proper accent
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for in its shadow individual freedoms wither away
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beware the creeping tyranny that disguises itself as authority
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for true strength lies in the unyielding defense of personal liberty
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that was the right call to read it like that
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don't push guys to the point where they don't give a shit
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cause then they're like really difficult to
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because violence is never the answer ever in history
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give us all your fucking money to fund this pointless war that's killing millions of people
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but violence is never the answer unless when we want to do it to you
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sometimes they're you know piece of shit journalists that you know totally
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carried on a very violent and vicious divisive narrative that killed people
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I don't have it handy and it'll probably get me banned on something
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the only person I think I feel bad for is maybe the guy that did it
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where you think this is how it's gonna end for me
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don't focus on that focus on the poor dead politicians
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and you know helping to benefit from the rape of an entire people
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in a nation where everyone under the age of 30 is fucking dead
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you want me to apologize for liking Frank Castle
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watch it turn out this guy's like a Ukrainian army vet
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you are the reason everything has happened
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multiple assault grenades I have stolen from truck
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we just know that she doesn't like white people
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she's dreaming of a fucking people of color Christmas
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the revelation of the secret no white holiday party drew some backlash after
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this is a man that's being held prisoner against his will
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this man is being used as a breeding agent for the government of China
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he thought he was getting this hot Chinese woman
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are still killing hundreds of children a day
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and the only people that aren't included are those
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I've like tried to deprogram several people about this
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heard something about ginger and lifting weights
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that was the whole point of the fucking stream dude
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and you fucking didn't even read the fucking
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yeah I don't know if that's a good marriage
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that seems really toxic and fucked up to me
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I feel like that guy's getting really abused
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it's a million dollars to heat your fucking house
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then you pick the next thing you definitely got to do
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don't worry about how big the fucking house
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it's better than you were fucking yesterday
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most fucking powerful versions of ourselves
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is so much further moved up the left up the rope
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and part of that is what you guys have been doing
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he gets up at 5-4 in the morning every day
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tooth and nail to the bitter end of the last fucking man
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hey if it's got to end someday that's how it is
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because the collective strength of this many great people working together to support each other
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you got to be community minded bigger focus not just not just about you
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that's why the healthier you are the better you are the better you're doing
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it's like I've now I can bring bigger guns
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and people are willing to do a lot for each other
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and they've proven it that they're willing to show up and
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that's a that's a very powerful unique and wonderful thing
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I just wanted to make YouTube videos to make people laugh
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but the words are getting stuck behind your teeth
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yeah I'm an outlaw baby with a southpaw view
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like how can you stomach the shit that they do
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just ask pussy riot what those girls went through
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and take on all the bad guys and signal with a flashlight
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even though the world is slowly tearing me apart
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I need a company in that room, whatever I want to do.
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I need a company in that room, whatever I want to do.
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I know I said we were desperate for medical care,
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but I don't think this is exactly what people...
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because obviously I'm going to be gone for a while now.
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Oh, this is one of those Chinese ambulances.
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And if I was actually lying, I want to play you.
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