RageCast 403： DO SOMETHING!
Episode Stats
Length
3 hours and 22 minutes
Words per Minute
149.9172
Hate Speech Sentences
328
Summary
It's the end of the world as we know it, and we're back with a brand new episode of Chucky's Circus. This week's episode sees the return of Lord Philip, the missing lapel pin, and the disappearance of the goat dildos at Parliament.
Transcript
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We have a soul, but it just doesn't register...
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The way they measure and test and detect souls, you know, the rest of the world, is calibrated a certain way.
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And it's just that ours run on a different frequency of hatred that doesn't...
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It appears as though there's no soul in there, but there is.
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It's just the caveat is we have to drain the life force and eat other souls for it to continue functioning properly.
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So this confuses the machine and the technology, and it doesn't quite understand it.
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It's a very bigoted myth that gingers don't have souls.
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It runs entirely on the destruction of our enemies.
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Or whatever the hell it is you guys are doing with all your flags.
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I've got questions, concerns, and I would like to maintain a safe...
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Guy's built a whole fucking house, basically, in about 10 minutes.
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Littlefoot says, reinstalled the goat dildos at Parliament.
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I set them off and the only reaction was some French lady stood up and started rambling.
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That's normal as well, so I don't really know how...
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It's hard to say if the wire has any effect or not.
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He says, turns out Ferry has a curry switch as well and it's fucking...
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Yeah, they've been really getting on everybody's nerves lately.
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And by everybody, I mean everybody in the fucking country.
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He's like, you know how America has the Mexican invasion?
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And they may clash at the border and it'll just be the battle of spicy foods at that point.
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And then it's gonna burn right through the Earth's crust.
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The fate of the galaxy, everything, depends on this not happening.
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You guys are apparently hell-bent on just playing God with the craziest of ideas.
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But I mean, the rate things are going, I don't know.
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Let's assume the fillet cam in on his hooves or else.
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There's so many people doing so many great things.
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And I'm going to try to white pill some people today.
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If you're demoralized and fucking mentally broken,
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If you take Brock Lesnar and you put him in a cage,
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Flood the information inputs of the target population
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We're going to have one last tilt, it looks like.
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Because there's just way too many pissed off people.
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The most exciting thing that has ever happened?
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That was the most exciting thing of your whole life.
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Like, I don't know how people have other things.
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Do you think this man can throw that ball faster than he?
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You know there's like genocides and shit happening?
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I am trying to enjoy my grown men dressed in children's pajamas
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He's like, the people just cheer the teams anyway.
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Like, yeah, that's what you're doing with your life.
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See, I don't think I've been focusing my barbs and...
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Lizard, you know, acid tongue in the right direction.
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I think I need to start targeting the younger guys.
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And they're like, but, you know, I think you're neglecting your school work and stuff.
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And it's like, what about your, you know, real life and everything?
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The next screen, she's fucking, you know, decrepit in a corner.
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You want to go to time travel and see what your great-grandson's up to?
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I, myself, a Second World War veteran who then launched his own business and employed many of my friends from my former unit.
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We basically took over this fucking town and we did everything we could to make it as good as we could.
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I don't think he's ever had a sunburn in his life.
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Each one of these people that is just living this...
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It would be one thing if this was, like, an enemy.
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And they probably consider themselves that anyway.
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That people worked hard for to, you know, look forward...
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How do you not feel tremendous fucking pressure to like...
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Like, at no point in your life were you like...
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You know how young and impressionable and knowledgeable teenagers are?
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And probably because I've been around so much death.
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Or maybe you were in a car accident with someone who died.
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You know, something happened where it was like...
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And everyone that knows what I mean knows exactly what I'm talking about.
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But when something really terrible happens, it's a whole other...
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This heavy kind of presence associated with it.
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It's like if you wanted to draw a picture of it.
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Are some things worth doing and other things not worth doing?
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It's insane to me that so many people go through life and never...
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Maybe I should just get lobotomized and go, you know...
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i make money for billionaires yeah i know good for you whoop-de-doo
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and like here's their measure of success here's how fucking pathetic and small i find these people
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i just laugh at them like you're so consumed with yourself you're so fucking you're such a dick
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you have no idea you're nothing you are nothing be like two guys one guy makes
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$80,000 the other guy makes $150,000 $80,000 he puts in a pool he puts in a bigger pool
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other guys like my pools like twice the size of his like oh are you proud of yourself that's what
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it's yeah that's what you're here to do build slightly bigger pools than the other slave
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build a slightly bigger pool than the other slave worker wow wow incredible oh you even have a deck
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around yours magnificent people will write you're going right next to julius caesar i think
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i'm a cop oh great i think though i think they think the least or the most it's it's like you
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gotta go one way or the other probably the same as the army once something fucked up starts to
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happen you gotta go wait a minute let's reevaluate this now that people are exploding and blowing up
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and die i go well okay let's let's just slow down a minute what are we what are we that guy's arms
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came right off his body like that could easily happen to me any minute let's just okay just wait
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am i sure i need to do this right now like what uh well let's go back and look okay some planes
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flew into some buildings and fucking uh oh i feel like i really should have looked into this more at
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the time i feel stupid now oof well at least i looked and now i didn't get my arms blown off
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alex woods says depressive thought of the day how dare you the frogs are asleep yes but it's worse
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than that not only do they not feel the water boiling but they don't even conceive the possibility
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the water might boil yeah they'll freak out there's you don't need them all though
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you don't need them all you only need a very small percentage to make like monumental change
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requires only fractions of the population most people are followers they will go whichever way
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the wind's blowing they'll act like they won't here's a great example last three years how many
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people i mean you could probably just take a guess it's way way higher than than most probably think
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it is how many people are the type to say oh bro if the fucking bad guys came here man i'd fucking
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oh yeah oh if the government ever tried to fucking do this to me i thought oh yeah
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yeah how many people turn out to be weak hypocrites quite a few yeah
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yeah they'll they'll go whichever way they're fucking told is the way the herd is going that's where they go
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now people over here like many of us are the kind that are not the sheep people
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we're the like the dogs that are trying to muscle the sheep in the right directions
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except they're being scared and frightened in the wrong directions by a pack of wolves
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so you see our problem now if you are the sheep dog and your enemies are the wolves
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do you need to convince every sheep in the world that you're the good guy
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in fact do you need to convince any of the fucking sheep in the world that you're the good guy
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do the sheep even matter no the fight is with us and them they're all just in the middle they're
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all just in the way they're just blah blah what do i put in my ass now blah you're like yeah shit
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it doesn't matter who's in charge it doesn't matter who's in power they'll do whatever they're told
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they've already demonstrated that they've all they've all made massive hypocrites of themselves
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in broad daylight and and with like no pressure very little like historically right no one was
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dragged out of their house at gunpoint no one was shot in the streets nothing like that happened
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could you imagine if it did but then that's risky you know we still had guns then not anymore
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congratulations canada you're officially banning all the guns the senate rubber stamped that as of
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course they did totally pointless institution don't know why we have it massive waste of money
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they're all drunks and drug addicts and they're they're just stealing they're just stealing
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what let's waste our time and and give away even more money to garbage people
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whatever anyway as i said uh it's a tug of war game and the people in the picture or you could
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use this analogy a tug of war game and you've got the big fucking strong guys on either side
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and all the weak people in the middle where do you put the strong men on the tug of war where's
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your strongest biggest meanest fucking the anchor the rock he goes at the back you know who comes
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second the next biggest strongest guy and down you go and the weakest ones are in the middle
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the weakest people are in the middle the strongest are at the end pulling as hard as they can
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and who are they pulling against the people in the middle no who's the biggest guy in the back
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focused on the other team who's he fucking staring down and going you're gonna fucking give up aren't you
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you big dumb son of a bitch you getting tired motherfucker yeah i bet you are
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you don't care about the people in the middle they're gonna they're being pulled by bigger stronger
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forces anyway they're really just there to like hey i'm helping yes good for you pleb you know what
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i mean and there's just it's just so much better there's just so much more purpose in it
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and that's how you endure things like getting arrested getting your bank accounts destroyed
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having your reputation destroyed having people trying to kill you and so on because you've like
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this is this is the right thing to do i almost got blown the fuck up shot killed like it was crazy
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there were seven probably six or seven times i was like i'm probably really gonna get hurt now
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like there's a somehow oh lost my hearing in one ear that's pretty much the extent of my dance like
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that's fucking lucky dude some of the tight situations we were in miraculous i had a pocket
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shot right off my fucking short my right off my pants i had a uh water bottle in it like one of
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those one like 300 milliliter ones mixed with like a protein shake and like a raspberry and i had it
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there because i was hungry i was gonna keep it as a snack later didn't realize till later it was i went
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to reach for it the whole fucking thing's gone found it back with a fucking just torn to shreds i
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fucking it just missed me i didn't even know tore the fucking took the bottle took everything right
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with it ripped it right from the stitching gone didn't even notice like oh that's that's good because
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that's where my femoral artery is that would have been bad that would have been no more leg or dead you
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know hey you guys good with a tourniquet hope you're fast because i'm screaming you know
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huh uh and and then i'm like why why was i doing that oh i thought war would be cool and the army
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sounds fun and it's you know awesome and it's decent money it's not and that was worth getting killed
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you know if you really want to simplify it and then it's like okay um what about defending your
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friends and family and children from literally for people that hate them and want to destroy them
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and are working you know very nefariously to do it
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says in remembrance of the greatest dog best friend i ever had tia
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i'm shimimiak aka northern soul patriot and james top rv driver salute all bigots daggs and daggots
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salute you salute you and your service sir that was a an epic quest an adventure legendary
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top's a fucking badass you guys are all awesome
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that's history that's pop that's that's real folk history you guys created real folk history in real
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stompers says is it better to pee in the pool or into the pool pee in the pool or into the pool i
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or into the pool i don't know i don't know i'd rather don't
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maybe they just shouldn't have pools maybe they don't deserve them
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maybe they don't deserve them steve robitaille thank you very much man this is very generous
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of you he says in an attempt for a future random six in the morning live stream
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you're like the one guy i asked he's like hey what would you guys like an ease and earlier like
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bump it down an hour and a bit maybe and they're like yeah yeah that would be much more convenient for
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a lot of people i'm like okay no problem that works better for me too i'm not up as late
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steve well i mean now i don't know i'm gonna have to consider it
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it's a little bit of money there i don't know i might have to think about it maybe one of these
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days maybe i'll do an insomnia i'll dedicate it to devon stack insomnia stream i you know i also
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don't sleep a lot often it's just part of the fun you know and i'll just like
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fucking i'll just that's what i'll do i'll go stream right now half retarded haven't slept in
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a day and a half like six in the morning it's just steve what are we doing steve this
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fucking sun's coming up i'm gonna have such a headache later i'm already pissed off you ever do
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that when you can't sleep and you're already mad about how you're gonna feel in like eight hours
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like right now i'm fine it's six in the morning i've been up all night like i'm fine seven i'm
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fine ten i'm starting to get uh-oh around noon one o'clock i'm like i'll fucking kill everybody
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in the fucking world if i can't sleep soon but you can't
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so it's great it's a it adds time on your life i'm sure it does
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i'm sure it's good for you i'm sure it's very healthy
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all right what else are we talking about oh yeah that was something else i wanted to mention because
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somebody was like yeah you guys are you guys are awesome and uh one of the guys there earlier
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i did want to say something where was it yeah nigel that's one of the guys schizoster guy
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he gets his own theme song now um you know brooker t there's all all these
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there's tons of uh people that just stand up as like you know
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community peep members you know and i don't think they know what they're doing for people
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you know i've i've had messages from several people being like
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you know they really helped me thank like and and like
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i hope they said that to them maybe not i don't know just let you know it's uh
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i i think a lot of times people don't appreciate you know the things you're doing and the things
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you're trying to do um you don't really get to see the impact it's like uh it's like being a fighter
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pilot or a bomber pilot or something right or no an artilleryman that's yeah that's exactly what it's
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like we're just sitting here we're the fucking heavy artillery dude
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load load boom you know you don't get to see the damage you're doing in a good way you know
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you gotta you gotta have faith in that it is it is it is helping if it's helping people
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it's helping exactly the people you're trying to help it's like oh it's like you know what i'm
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gonna do i'm gonna i'm gonna grow a tomato plant and then you're like growing it it's halfway there
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and you're like oh why am i doing this and you just murder it
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why why why i don't know i freaked out i didn't make even though i was doing exactly what i was
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trying to do for some reason i abandoned it midway through because i i'm i'm schizophrenic i freaked
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keep pushing boys godzilla says correct us if we're wrong but you are preaching to the choir
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and a couple dozen allegedly homosexual anti-hate employees allegedly employees
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because there's a lot of those that pretend that they're not
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um uh the homosexual part is 100 true many of them have come out i am actually really super guy
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i love penises like that's yeah we know it's obvious
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did you think you were uh you know an impressive masculine figure like did you
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did you think we but like we saw that and we're like we were fooled oh man nobody noticed
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no we can't tell they don't even know that i'm super gay no
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no he says this super chat is funded in part by diagonal on wolf and fabric in part they usually
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do most of it so who's who's funding the rent oh great do we have terrorist investors now that would
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be bad are they russian tell me they're not russian they got russian guys standing in super
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chats we're in we're in a different territory now and that's hey i didn't ask for this they just
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started doing it it isn't my fault they're russian oh where's my get off of me
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all right let's uh make fun of people and be man about stuff i guess right
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still a little early they catch all these think so
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oh no somebody says uh they lost an old timer from the uh the shot last week damn and another this
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week i can't believe this is still going on like people are still going in and be like i
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best i guess i'll get back like for the first time i guess i'll get vaccinated now what are you
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so where's where's my good friend speaking of what a sad story
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i had to reload every single window for some reason manually one at a time
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and uh it's really irritating oh there it is this is really sad guys
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pro-vaccine canadian journalist who advocated for vaccine passport and called for unvaccinated to be
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fired has died at the age of 33. oh i wonder why what could possibly have happened
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so sad actually there's a there's a there's a few
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i told we all told you i have no not only do i have no sympathy i would one hundo
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fuck you you're exactly where you deserve to be dude 100 what i just say yesterday or whatever
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like we don't have mercy on these people oh that is so bad he had a family the people he helped
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murder had families too pick a side this is war
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they don't have any mercy for you you think they don't laugh you think they didn't laugh
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remember when mark friesen got sick remember do you remember i remember
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oh did they laugh oh they made fake obituaries and websites and tormented his family and all of that
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shit people just like him just like him so you want to go be
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fucking good good good good great even fantastic i'm actually pumped
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oh he died after being hospitalized neurologically dead well how is that any different from when he was
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alive matt wallace that's come on that's disingenuous oh i'm being harsh who thinks i'm being harsh
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let's see an example doing a public service veterans for freedom took the opportunity to go and
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and look and get some of ian's best tweets i think his his body of work his legacy if you will
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let's just scroll through these ahem there we are okay yeah we saw that one not the type of shot i
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usually associate with may 2-4 oh he was a funny one too wasn't he hilarious oh my god is that funny
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but damn it didn't go down smooth oh i'm glad he's dead oh here we go here he is criticizing people
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trying to protect innocent citizens protect my foot take the jab or resign anything else is moral
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and ethical cowardice you take an oath to protect citizens you get vexed shameful that we have to
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say this tags the police toronto police service operations oh call the cops ian
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here he is uh making fun of these you know get handing out suggestions
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calling these people idiots mocking the con call me a prairie boy if you will no one is calling you
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that you're definitely not one of those relax relax ian if you can i mean you're dead but if i
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remember correctly two things are true nothing ruins tractor tires faster than driving on pavement
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and tractor tires are fucking expensive oh aren't you aren't you a nice boy
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and then he says nothing like wrecking your own possessions in an effort to show the man is keeping
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you down he's you know if you booked a booster through a pharmacy in this case rexall periodically
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try the reschedule appointment link you might snag something on a cancellation just totally all up in it hey
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reckless to move restrictions oh yes i grew up there so it being correct makes me sad
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Alberta's running more cases every day get this is a bad look now he's dunking on the ppc
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crazy what you run across when you clean the place he says without further comment health passport
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what are you trying to say here remember that hey remember when the government was like papers
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please let's do papers please or you don't get to have a life ian was like let's do it let's do that
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shit august 29th 21 do you have any idea what this fucking monster would have done if he had the
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authority to do so smile bigger fuck him he's dead this is great uh who is going now
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we give them guns but that union is willing to go to war about them choosing a vaccine
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let us allow that to sink in guns cool use them
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if you live in Ottawa but work in Gatineau and we don't have a passport for Ontario that's not
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because Quebec is going to implement the vaccine passport system remember this nightmare
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this is a good one i for one advocate we bring the carrot and the stick
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incentivize getting the vaccine however we like ice cream lotteries literally whatever i don't care
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and require vaccination to do uh non-essential things want to go to the bar to watch the game
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passport what or what should happen to them if they don't oh you just got your second one good for you
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makes his blood boil we're just not getting vaccinated fast enough it makes his blood boil
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so sad did i get all these ones this is the same one
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how'd that work out how you how you doing who's stupid now who's stupid now hey remember if you
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could have just like had a brain for two seconds if you just came down off your moral high horse of
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being a narcissistic piece of garbage and just thought about it for any length of time you might
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even still be alive i mean so yes being stupid can kill you yes it can
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choosing to be lazy and not think about what you're doing definitely gets you killed
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in fact actually i should probably thank the military for that you have to be so much the
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opposite and pay so much fucking attention to so many things to not die it's crazy you develop like
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you probably become minorly permanently insane all veterans are minorly permanently insane because of
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the severity of the situation required it be hardwired into my brain like this permanently forever no you
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uh donkey says uh yes we are listening if you want to keep getting your crypto uh rubles
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just act like nothing's happening knife gun bomb dts
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fuck you make me thanks brother short and long says reference the canadian firearms community
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solomon friedman of pornhub is embedded in canadian gun nuts a spite a site sponsor recently was called
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out for selling russian winter clothing from pow's whoa
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that is uh i mean that just has a certain kind of
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they're taking clothing and equipment off of the russian pow's
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somehow and and selling them abroad like to just make money on it
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oh this one has little bit of blood on it like what the
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you know they're dead right like that's that's why they've sold it like what are they gonna do
00:46:13.820
give it back to russia obviously not they fucking kick it to oh i know a guy get just bundle it all
00:46:19.660
up bundle it all up and put it the other sea can i'll take it with me to canada i know a guy
00:46:28.540
you want a picture of his wife too here i found it in the pocket
00:46:39.580
i don't that i you know what i don't doubt that for a second
00:46:44.940
and yes canada congratulations the the home base of porn hub is actually in quebec
00:46:53.500
and uh you know it's a hell of a time i recommend you uh
00:46:58.700
i recommend you don't let your children no one go no one go there it is a dark it is a dark and
00:47:06.460
don't go there just don't go there i'm i'm you don't never tell people not to go there i should
00:47:11.900
have known this like we went in cyprus after the tour they're like never go to this part of the
00:47:18.060
city why it's all russian mobsters and prostitutes and whorehouses and strip clubs and drugs and
00:47:25.260
bows and fucking all the best cool shits there everyone went there immediately
00:47:32.700
yeah don't tell don't tell a whole bunch of you know 20 year olds with too much money
00:47:37.500
that have seven months of pent-up aggression where all the strip clubs and girls are don't you all
00:47:49.100
all those tourists were just fucking oh it was like a
00:47:56.620
actually this is a game you can play i remember doing this i wonder if these reviews are still
00:48:01.900
years ago we were we we went back to that time period and went on like trip advisor or something
00:48:08.700
and you look up like the reviews and people were like one star
00:48:14.940
i went there with my family expecting a nice time in cyprus
00:48:20.060
and i arise to a grown man pissing in the pool full-blown cookout in front of my 12 year old
00:48:27.660
like it was crazy it was like motley crew but there was 300 of them all day every day day night
00:48:34.700
they put us into these uh resorts with like regular people it was like what were you thinking
00:48:39.980
we assumed like like uh normally the army would book the whole hotel but like no we're saving money
00:48:48.380
because we're canada no we'll just book half of it you're gonna put these animals in with like
00:48:54.140
two oh yeah it'll be fried there was some of the guys threw a couch out the window into the pool
00:49:02.300
tvs are coming out the window shits on fire getting thrown in the pool i'm not kidding
00:49:06.860
one guy's naked unconscious in a bush in the lobby they just don't care they're just they're like what
00:49:11.820
do you if we move him there will be another like there's no point they just gave up they were already
00:49:18.780
broken when we got there like we got there and it's just steady we'll be there for a week and then
00:49:24.380
it's over and then a month later another pile of them come in and then another and it's just non-stop
00:49:30.860
but it's always bad when it's the combat arms guys it's the infantry it's the engineers it's
00:49:34.620
the tank it's the artillery it's the fucking you know those guys
00:49:39.580
feel better no not good that's part of men but the tourists
00:49:59.260
i can't remember what he's ass naked and there was a woman like covering her child's eyes and like
00:50:04.380
carrying her somewhere and i was just like jesus christ i'm hung over as fuck you know i'm just like
00:50:13.420
that was the army if that was their fault they should have known better all right that's not
00:50:16.460
there that you you throw you know children into a lion's den like yeah there's gonna be a fortunate
00:50:23.340
incidents you know what i mean should have known better than to keep women and families and like oh
00:50:29.900
let's go on vacation let's bring grandmama you know grandmama's fucking 99 years old and fucking
00:50:42.460
fucking half naked drunk fucking infantry dudes fucking fighting in the pool and hitting each
00:50:46.860
other with volleyballs it's like it's like top gun on steroids she's like this is exactly how i
00:51:09.020
potentially potentially there was an old i remember there being an old lady and she wasn't in a
00:51:18.060
it's very possible she could have been horrified
00:51:24.380
but she might have been really cool she might have been that cool old lady you know what i mean
00:51:28.300
she was making like rum cake at the but you know she's slipping drinks to be
00:51:44.380
and she's like i just i just want to be surrounded by a bunch of really
00:51:47.660
young angry horny naked guys like i mean why the
00:51:50.540
fuck not why wouldn't i you know it makes a lot of sense
00:51:57.420
you guys did i mean we take care of our seniors
00:52:05.660
but yeah the trip advisor reviews they were up there and they were hilarious it was just like
00:52:09.900
it was a nightmare you know it was glorious and it really was i ran into a guy um
00:52:15.740
um on on twitter actually and uh just from the profile pictures he clearly he was an overseas
00:52:21.820
guy and i was like uh he he my unit came in as his was leaving and there's a hilarious story about
00:52:28.460
that too where the uh outgoing one rcr guys being replaced by us the two rcr guys uh right
00:52:36.140
after op medusa they've been in the field fighting for like six straight months with bad
00:52:40.220
brutal like pretty pretty like vietnam era fucking casualty numbers and and uh
00:52:48.300
they come into the airfield kandahar airfield to go home but it takes time you have to turn your
00:52:55.420
weapons in you got to register everything you got to turn equipment back in you got to sign
00:52:59.340
other equipment over to incoming units there's a fucking cannons there's paperwork there's all this
00:53:05.020
shit that has to happen so it takes a little while so you're there for like a week you know
00:53:08.620
five six days something like this and they're you know like i said when we pat when we got there
00:53:17.820
it was literally a two a truckload of them went by us like a pickup truck one of those shitty like
00:53:22.700
hiluxes or something a couple guys driving there's no windows in it at all so that's kind of alarming
00:53:29.180
like there's been clearly destroyed or removed it's like a technical basically at this point and there's
00:53:35.900
like i don't know too many guys in this truck and at first i thought they were afghanis or something
00:53:45.340
but they all had sort of short hair no those were the one rcr guy they were such they were like
00:53:50.220
sunburned to brown their hair they all looked like they'd been electrocuted and they all looked
00:53:55.260
fucking insane and they just drove by us like i was like what the fuck they're like was that one rcr i
00:54:06.300
so these guys you know they get in and they're like hey there's this infamous or fate you know
00:54:12.060
there was a ball hockey rink in canada hurrier field a little ball hockey rink like a full-sized
00:54:16.940
when i call it little and they're like you know what boys that was horrible but uh we're alive that's
00:54:22.860
awesome let's all just sploss some steam let's go play you're going to play ball hockey and feel
00:54:26.780
normal and just do something that doesn't involve blood and dead people for a few minutes wouldn't
00:54:31.900
that be fucking cool and they're like yeah that would be really nice that'd be really awesome so
00:54:35.980
the guy's actually fighting the war uh come back and prepare to and they go to the ball hockey the the
00:54:41.820
rink and they go uh no i'm sorry you can't play and they're like why not and they're like well do you
00:54:47.820
have a team like what do you mean what team they're like what team are you what do you mean
00:54:53.740
what team i don't like oh you have to be on a team to play in the league excuse me you you can't just
00:55:01.580
show up okay you have to register and you have to be on a league team and there's a schedule okay
00:55:06.860
and you have to these guys just fought fucking a bloodbath an entire company got wiped out like it
00:55:13.820
was insane a10s hit their own guys it's fucking guys are taking rpgs to the face it was a nightmare
00:55:20.220
it's like full blackhawk down level like shit storm
00:55:26.220
and these people are back here eating lobster one of the one of the uh briefings we got at one day
00:55:32.540
they do after act or not after action story but they you get uh o groups and they you know general
00:55:36.380
situation reports about this and that and they're like sometimes they give you certain things to pass
00:55:41.260
on and they're like oh yeah blah blah blah admin stuff and uh my sergeant thought this was funny
00:55:45.980
he's like you know what i thought was hilarious because he's at like the battalion he might have
00:55:49.180
been at like a battalion level briefing or something he's like apparently the lobster back at the airfield
00:55:53.900
is uh it's too dry lobster's too dry you know so we were like what the fact they even have lobster at
00:56:04.380
all was my first thought how the fuck did you get lobster here they they're like flying lobsters in from
00:56:09.020
nova scotia to kandahar and they're like the the fucking kandahar airfield reddit bros with their
00:56:15.340
fedoras were like it's a little dry okay do you know how to cook a lobster i mean
00:56:29.820
so you know those guys are saying do you even have a team you have to be in the league
00:56:41.660
what what do you think happened next when the one rcr battle group of 2006 legends for life
00:56:51.900
encountered this side quest at the very end and remember they're going home like
00:56:57.100
fucking tomorrow basically oh and i forgot one more thing uh they had a beer call which is like
00:57:03.260
everybody gets to have two beers and that's it except the problem is oftentimes it's not it
00:57:09.420
what do you think happened then it's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up
00:57:16.300
everything is everybody there was an incident but you want to justify ripping someone's head off
00:57:23.020
no human contact teeny tiny it was maybe i'm overflowing it but um
00:57:29.660
they destroyed the ball hockey rink completely destroyed
00:57:32.220
and that is my favorite one rcr story of all time
00:58:24.460
i mean they did eventually i mean they repaired it and you know the show went on but uh
00:58:33.900
me and my buddy went down for like coffee or something in the morning
00:58:38.220
and it was right there all the store all the shops it was like a little town there was
00:58:43.100
fucking burger king dude it was stupid i was in a ward no you weren't you were in a hot strip mall
00:59:05.900
we're on the way there and there's just destruction we're like what the
00:59:09.260
fuck people are picking stuff up and they're putting like caution tape on the fencing it off like
00:59:14.940
fucking rinks closed boys like what happened like well
00:59:21.420
well they told the one rcr guys they weren't allowed to play and then uh well things kind of
00:59:37.500
nigel says thank you brother community that's what it's all about there he is looking out for
00:59:41.020
each other inspiring each other and bringing each other up it's contagious yeah it's it's good it's
00:59:45.100
nice it's fulfilling and satisfying to see other people benefit after from something you did
00:59:49.660
appreciate it and then want to pay it forward to others it's like
00:59:52.220
like we're growing more powerful you know it's it's very good it is contagious let's make a
00:59:57.900
pandemic of jacked honorable motherfuckers yeah that's great join the hard body club
01:00:03.420
hashtag hard body appreciator donkey says they should make a girls gone wild covet lockdown edition
01:00:27.180
castro's prostate just with the just with the nice just with the nice couple dollars thank you
01:00:33.180
ma'am zio bubba says this sounds like the montreal trips me and my cousins would go on during f1 races
01:00:39.900
yeah f1 races like you were in the races that would make sense because you'd have to be half crazy too
01:00:51.500
never half crazy men in large groups plus alcohol is not a good that is like
01:01:00.060
would you like anything destroyed because it would be helpful if we could direct them to
01:01:04.140
destroy something that you want destroyed then everybody wins but otherwise they're just
01:01:08.780
they're like a tornado i can't tell you where they could go in any direction it's like sim city
01:01:14.300
that's what's loose in your town there's just a tornado ai randomly going all over the goddamn place
01:01:20.620
could destroy nothing could destroy everything could blow up the power plants we don't
01:01:24.060
fucking know we're on the fucking whiskey tonight
01:01:26.380
we're taking turns seeing who can drink the most tequila what are these like
01:01:37.100
fucking 17 year olds no these are 27 year old special forces snipers
01:01:43.260
and there's like 30 of them oh yeah it's kind of sketchy actually
01:01:48.540
who's driving not sure not positive somebody i hope we on the road
01:02:11.820
man i don't know i feel i always feel like i i there's so i have so many more things i need i
01:02:19.020
want to do and i don't i feel like i'm wasting my life but then there's other times where i'm like
01:02:27.900
and uh i don't i i i will keep having fun don't fucking you start talking like that the universe
01:02:32.780
gets ideas oh you're all done are you hey i was just reminiscing don't you get any
01:02:43.180
i'll get you all right what are we doing where were we what was i talking about all right uh
01:02:50.460
government wasting money being pieces of shit stuff like that uh
01:02:57.260
we live in an enslavement system and none of that kind of we're breaking the conditioning what
01:03:01.340
do we start with holy fuck i mean i i mean i'm just still so sad about ian you know that's all
01:03:11.500
i can think about as i look at this totally unrelated story that doesn't have anything to do with anything
01:03:17.900
poor ian you know poor guy what a poor poor person what a poor pitiable totally empathetic
01:03:25.820
character that 100 deserves pity sympathy emulation really he was a hero we should build a statue of
01:03:31.900
him for some reason maybe maybe not the reason he would have liked or wanted but maybe there should
01:03:45.740
yes yes this is dumb we all know that you always come back to that later
01:03:51.260
israel's hiding the body count that's kind of funny and interesting you don't really know what it really
01:03:55.420
is but they're saying oh we lost a hundred soldiers
01:04:01.740
oh yeah just a hundred are you sure are you sure frankie i'm sure
01:04:11.900
because there's uh i don't know if you know this but again the internet right and there's so many videos
01:04:19.020
and i really feel like i've seen so many of them now that i can almost personally recount like
01:04:23.420
like like i mean they got like nine just the other day a whole battalion headquarters
01:04:29.900
how'd you how does that happen it's like unprecedented a lieutenant colonel
01:04:37.820
three majors a captain a staff sergeant and a sergeant and a sergeant too so it was like
01:04:43.900
three company commanders his adjutant it sounds like the captain and the fucking battalion commander
01:04:48.380
oh and the rsa the staff sergeant's a senior so like you killed the whole headquarters tent did
01:04:59.180
oh it's going really well oh it sounds like it's going really well
01:05:03.980
oh look at that they've uploaded 19 more videos of different fighting vehicles being blown up and
01:05:09.180
destroyed fuck it must be going really well over there
01:05:15.340
hospitals are fucking deal with tsunami of trauma yeah it does look that way
01:05:20.940
yeah more than 2 000 new disabled since the beginning of the war at least
01:05:28.860
and they don't have i mean they're not a big not a lot of them this is a huge desolate also this is
01:05:34.060
cool um they've been like taking pow's and stripping them naked and driving them out into the desert and
01:05:39.420
then that's the last photo you know what i mean like they're putting them in mass graves and killing
01:05:44.140
them i think there's some sketchy stuff going on they are deliberately targeting children actually
01:05:51.260
let's let's go look at that for a second let's go let's go look at that for a second because a lot
01:05:55.980
of people are really like i'm like yeah that's really not the right idea because you know i mean there is
01:06:02.700
this i mean there is this um so i was in i can speak to afghanistan and probably iraq to an extent
01:06:11.580
because i worked with a lot of the guys that have done both or been in one of the other
01:06:15.420
and um so at least on our behalf and then judging by you know the war in yemen and syria ukraine actually
01:06:21.420
ukraine is you know interestingly smaller number these demonstrate what's called restraint
01:06:27.820
uh these are clearly there's a pattern very similar numbers um which would suggest that this is
01:06:35.020
generally on a low end point six maybe up to a three um depending on the size but similarly sized
01:06:41.100
conflicts right uh half two three children a day on average you've got 37 here 3 000 there 8 000 12 000
01:06:52.220
5 10 so you've got a decent amount to of dead children yay to average it out but uh funny
01:07:01.100
that uh in israel they're killing 136 a day so it's a little bit more on average to suggest that uh
01:07:09.900
geez are you doing it on purpose and the answer is yes they are uh yeah that's how you do genocide
01:07:15.980
is you kill all the children because then they're all dead it's over there's no more there's no more
01:07:20.300
palestinians because they're dead you killed all their children and anyone that survives is old
01:07:25.340
and they're not gonna make any more so it's done it's all finished that's intentional that's proof
01:07:30.620
that is obvious proof of intentional genocide to me how it wasn't four it wasn't seven it wasn't 20
01:07:48.620
they're not even trying they're not even trying to not kill children because we did sometimes it would
01:07:54.300
happen you know bombs land on places and it's like i we didn't you know you can't see everybody all the
01:07:59.260
time and you know people are in places they shouldn't be like shit happens dude it's war it's crazy
01:08:03.340
there's exploding and hot flying metal going all over the place things are falling from the sky and
01:08:07.580
blowing up things are rocks are landing on cars things are blowing it's to say it's dangerous
01:08:13.500
is an understatement so yeah innocent if there's people if you're there in any form child old man
01:08:18.700
doesn't matter you are in danger so you know two three one and a half point seven point six hundred
01:08:25.740
and thirty six hey anybody good at math anyone to calculate the mathematical likelihood of that
01:08:31.020
being the case considering one two three four five other similarly sized and framed conflicts
01:08:36.300
fighting in urban areas just the same same as ukraine iraq fallujah bakhmud mariupol
01:08:45.580
baghdad kabul kandahar city yeah yeah i mean yeah yeah so what's what's this what gives
01:08:55.980
hey hey are you just evil are you pure fucking evil i think so i think so i think so
01:09:03.980
is that okay to say am i allowed to say that in canada considering the fucking context of what i
01:09:09.420
just presented am i allowed to still say i think the israelis are evil like i think they're
01:09:14.060
fundamentally and evil people am i allowed to say that because that that's fucking insane 136 children
01:09:21.020
a day and i'm not allowed to say they might be evil they might be doing it on purpose who's the
01:09:26.700
the fuck you're a slave if you think this this is like hilariously obvious to the to i mean in
01:09:34.380
in the sense that i can't believe it fools i can't believe this works i cannot believe it
01:09:41.260
it's it mesmerizes a lot of people i met a guy random guy at the gym today hi mike if you're
01:09:48.540
watching we got his name mike oh that narrows it down
01:10:06.620
a lot of people are really tired of this charade you know but you know we he was like it's crazy how
01:10:13.180
many people just don't see it even like if they don't see it's a very sophisticated and powerful
01:10:20.940
and and well designed i mean it is a masterpiece it's really impressive what they've managed to
01:10:26.060
create and like the the the mind controlling machine i you know using these words makes it
01:10:31.340
sound crazy but it's not crazy that is what it is it's a system of organized mechanisms tied
01:10:38.380
together working in tandem in unison it's a machine it no different than an engine that needs multiple
01:10:45.580
multiple things to function and work together and that's what that's what all this is
01:10:53.420
like the same people phone they own everything dude you think they're like oh i just
01:11:00.060
i just like to own things you know and i eat cheese and fucking fart all day no they're
01:11:11.980
and you can show people things like look hey here's the average rate of death for
01:11:17.580
children in in various wars recent ones very comparable ones here's this one
01:11:25.340
and they'll and they'll find a way to justify it they'll find a way to say that the pink elephant
01:11:31.420
is not in the room even though it just walked into your house and you know killed your mother
01:11:38.220
walked stepped right on her you're like no that's not that's there's a reason that there listen that's
01:11:42.940
only it only looks like that because listen she's only dead because the elephant stepped on her and he
01:11:49.340
was only here because um the tea was boiling in the other room and the elephant thought we were in
01:11:56.220
in danger so he came to help us and he stepped on my mother and killed her it's not it's our fault
01:12:03.580
actually that the elephant even did that we should be doing everything we can to help this elephant this
01:12:09.100
poor elephant oh my god and think of the trauma it has from killing my mother the poor elephant every
01:12:14.220
the more i think about it the more i feel bad for the elephant oh my god and you just
01:12:32.380
we gotta we gotta get out of here these people they're in you're insane they've gone crazy
01:12:45.180
run you know you have to that's that's lunatic you're you're a lunatic
01:12:53.340
where's the flaw in the logic somebody get you microscope like what do i need a
01:12:57.340
a particle accelerator dude holy shit shoot the elephants before it kills more people
01:13:07.660
oh it's not the elephant where are the guns we threw them all in the fire why to be inclusive
01:13:32.860
you gotta find ways to have fun with it so you don't go crazy and shoot yourself in the face you know
01:13:38.300
it's important you live in this place do you know we have the longest healthcare wait times ever in
01:13:51.180
hmm that's good right that's good because we pay more taxes than ever in history
01:13:58.140
and the reason people say oh oh we have to we need to pay the taxes the government goes free healthcare
01:14:19.420
no you don't uh you go to a death factory and uh immigrants ignore you as you die on the floor
01:14:26.620
you don't even get a bed people die in their fucking
01:14:30.780
driveways waiting for ambulances guys laying there seven hours hip shattered like holy
01:14:35.580
fuck yeah good thing you've dumped your whole life savings into the goddamn tax base for a
01:14:42.060
you're a fucking slave and i hate you go swim in your pool kevin
01:14:47.900
why the fuck are you here i said adults were the dogs are talking get get this is when the sheep
01:14:57.980
spinny drowned drowned that one i just it's not what he did it's that he's probably he's gonna come
01:15:11.660
she's rough boys it's a rough time out there so uh basically don't get sick okay don't get sick
01:15:24.220
um if you get fucking hurt or sick or a loved one they're gonna wait uh longer than ever in
01:15:37.820
i wonder i mean if only there was a simple a small
01:16:00.940
stalling for time stalling for what could we do
01:16:03.260
we need the cooks we can't get the cooks yeah we need those restaurants guys
01:16:34.700
so it's expensive all right now that i've got your attention
01:16:43.740
so directly linked to the fucking uh just a second ago how there's like oh we can't give you
01:16:48.780
medicine because we don't have any because we're broke right keep that thought now now i know this
01:16:57.500
fucking stay with me no medicine remember no money we are poor oh damn if only we had more
01:17:04.300
money for health care okay now oh wait wait a minute
01:17:09.020
we're being made poor by high immigration oh wait now now now think don't lose it
01:17:14.940
keep these two tiny child-sized balls in your hands don't drop them think hard now
01:17:31.900
while you think about it oh look totally unrelated you're the netherlands spent 400 billion dollars
01:17:47.340
fully staffed and equipped with the latest technology and cutting-edge
01:17:50.460
life-saving technology that could save you your friends your family your children
01:17:54.700
how many universities how many doctors how many professionals world-renowned people could we
01:17:59.420
attract and buy and hire and afford to fund and research how much would 400
01:18:05.260
billion dollars buy oh i bet it's a couple i bet it's a little bit
01:18:12.700
how much are we spending a lot everyone's spending a lot uh the united states it's going to cost them
01:18:21.180
500 billion dollars this year yeah the mass migration united states 500 billion dollars
01:18:28.060
hey do we have to ask the americans hey you guys didn't want that did you did you want that money
01:18:42.700
aren't you so much happier because now that you're broke and your hospitals don't work
01:18:51.820
i mean look at this this is a real story for the national post today i'm not even going to click
01:18:58.540
it because i don't think there's a point am i going to die story of a couple who fled to the
01:19:04.860
united states after long waits misdiagnosis in canada you literally you're rolling the dice if you get
01:19:11.020
sick is anything wrong with you in canada it's like fucking fingers crossed buddy hopefully you get
01:19:15.740
somebody who knows what they're doing hopefully you get somebody at all oh well oh well buy somebody's
01:19:26.860
grandmother mother sister daughter bye bye we needed to be diverse you see that's what we needed and if
01:19:35.980
that wasn't enough maybe we just need to show you the benefits of the diversity maybe you're not really
01:19:41.580
getting what here's what 500 billion dollars buys you it's great oh look oh look another white child
01:19:51.660
being beaten to death by a group of non-white children isn't that crazy how that just keeps
01:19:56.620
happening every fucking day and how every single stream even amongst me and the other guys have
01:20:01.980
different and new videos of this almost literally daily isn't that crazy that's probably that's what
01:20:07.820
that's what hundreds of billions of dollars is buying you so this is just an all-around
01:20:11.900
i mean this is investing guys i wonder how much ireland is spending you know all the hotels and
01:20:15.980
everything are full and oh look it's no sound but here's a boy being attacked by you know a bunch
01:20:20.220
of black kids in the bathroom oh kick punched oh there's it's great it's great so is this is ireland
01:20:25.260
right so or is this the black irish that we've heard so much about or is this just some guy from
01:20:29.580
congo who's like getting in on the fun and then his sister allegedly comes in and they're like oh
01:20:35.180
damn bitch she's the only one and then she gets beat up too so you know it's it's uh it's a good time
01:20:57.260
do you know that 150 million dollars misappropriated by the government just for
01:21:02.460
one example how many of these are there executives and senior management must be held accountable
01:21:08.460
a whistleblower on a one billion dollar slush fund the government has and it's just throwing money
01:21:13.980
around the toxic senior management team that has victimized countless employees oh and the federal
01:21:20.940
government must also be held accountable for its embarrassing lack of oversight that's allowed these
01:21:26.380
problems to persist see there's the problem right there dude anonymous whistleblower guy who they
01:21:32.780
definitely know who you are isn't this hilarious imagine if you were the that guy's immediate boss and
01:21:37.900
he's ratting you out gee who do i know with what looks like dark facial hair very bright blonde hair
01:21:44.220
parted down the center white guy who has that exact tie that he wore to work this morning
01:21:49.980
break they're setting you up to die dude fucking run what were you thinking you're gonna blow the
01:21:59.980
whistle on the government so you're like hey government stop stealing but i'm also a whistleblower
01:22:04.780
yeah you're fucked oh they did to me have i had them dead to rights on a billion dollars
01:22:14.540
this is good stuff and it's egregious cover-up of the truth that occurred all right that's what it is
01:22:22.700
it's like oh that i can't believe this uh like it was a mistake of taxpayer money and the gross
01:22:28.780
misconduct that's been perpetrated by the toxic senior management team that is the gross misconduct
01:22:34.940
it's not gross misconduct i've i've been saying it they're just stealing it's just crime
01:22:42.220
everything else is just dressing it's just frosting this is decorative leaf petals it's not real
01:22:54.220
what is it it's a cake of thievery um yum we're going to be hungry this year children we've got no
01:23:03.820
money to buy anything at the grocery store because our values been devalued the dollar's not worth
01:23:09.020
shit you know i can't afford anything at least the cops got the pool paid for paid for the pool
01:23:17.580
paid for the pool paid for the pool yeah it's going to be hilarious when there's like 10 million
01:23:22.540
people who are look facing homelessness and destitution worse scale than the
01:23:26.300
fucking great depression paid for the pool paid for i wonder if they live near you buddy
01:23:31.180
oh how's the numbers how many cops you got on the force what's your morale like
01:23:51.660
we're just headed straight off a cliff man everybody knows it like and he's not wrong
01:24:03.580
this is the biggest podcast in the world has no problem saying it nobody in the world disagrees with
01:24:08.620
it joe rogan said this about canada on thursday you live in the frozen communist
01:24:16.620
canada yeah yeah what they've done yeah it's not funny they're killing people literally up there
01:24:22.700
what they did with the trucker rally and what with trudeau's doing with guns and what yeah more on that
01:24:29.420
later they're trying to clamp down on censorship on the internet that guy can eat it yeah that that
01:24:35.740
place needs 100 and overall government like they're they're sliding down and by 100 of government i i mean
01:24:45.020
like everybody in the building like every single lap like down to the fucking janitor not a joke
01:24:50.780
down to the well maybe he can stay earl can stay he's been the janitor there imagine being the guy
01:24:55.740
that has to clean up the shit of these people oh my god i can't do that to earl the least i can do
01:25:01.740
is let him keep his job that's fucking horrible i can't even believe i thought that all right
01:25:05.020
i got a little bit ruthless guys i'm sorry i didn't mean to do that to earl everybody but earl get
01:25:09.740
the fuck out but i'm the official opposite especially you especially you down that dangerous
01:25:17.660
road of communism that scares the out of me incredible millions of people around the world
01:25:23.500
heard joe rogan say that probably one of the most powerful broadcasters of our time
01:25:28.700
he's saying that about canada and yet there's radio silence from the canadian legacy media because they
01:25:36.940
are the canadian government harrison that's why they bought them they willingly signed up in blood
01:25:45.340
to do whatever the fuck they were told and as a result hey you know what's awesome millions of
01:25:52.140
people die sometimes maybe you maybe you next maybe me next who knows they're so fond of killing now
01:26:00.140
that uh they've got a taste for it see do i need to spell this out for people they have a taste for
01:26:08.060
killing meaning they've the government has has this is unequivocally true flexed it's fucking
01:26:18.140
used its power to kill canadian citizens and they liked it and then when they got in trouble for doing
01:26:24.780
it they fucking cracked out even harder and now now you don't have any guns with the people that have
01:26:33.100
a taste for killing isn't that great isn't that great here's here's some other uh wonderful things
01:26:40.700
they will just lie they'll just get up there and and just bullshit like a stand-up act like just a shitty
01:26:50.460
fucking i don't know jeff foxworthy routine and just like huh knowing they're full of shit and that
01:27:06.380
pretty much unspeakable levels of slaughter for no reason except for them to make money and for
01:27:12.940
the bullshit to perpetuate they're evil dude watch this listen to this the conservative party of
01:27:23.260
canada is throwing ukraine under the russian bus to score cheap political points with their maga base
01:27:34.860
as you try to score a political base on the backs of uh i don't know a million dead people that you
01:27:39.740
totally enabled and you know continue you send people to their deaths
01:27:45.100
people that had like we sent them a pile of tanks for example artillery guns all kinds of things
01:27:50.060
you're gonna need soldiers to use those weapons aren't you those soldiers are now dead using those
01:27:54.860
weapons they're all it's all destroyed everything we gave them is gone uh we have no military anymore
01:27:59.500
by the way guys it's totally broken and useless all the it's all gone it's all been we have no ammunition
01:28:05.660
you know this this state of this place is is uh i have to laugh at it as much as i can because if i
01:28:14.860
took it seriously that because because i find it very hilarious you know what i mean i try to be like
01:28:19.580
it's so funny it's so fucking crazy like you got to be the joker about it because if you switch
01:28:24.380
personalities go no i'm going to be fucking kevin costner level serious about it the whole time
01:28:28.540
you're gonna eat a gun dude you will this isn't this is uh this is a choice this is a survival
01:28:35.580
mechanism i'm like this is the most effective way to destroy these people is through ruthless
01:28:39.820
mockery number one it demoralizes them and the people watching and delegitimizes them in the eyes
01:28:44.220
of other people number two it makes me laugh which makes me happy which keeps me fucking alive and it
01:28:48.460
keeps other people alive let's go fuck these clowns in fact just today pierre pauliev referred to you
01:28:58.860
do you like how he's talking like a like a kindergarten teacher too like he's telling you
01:29:03.180
a story today the brave lion went out on an adventure class isn't that amazing who's excited
01:29:12.780
would you fucking die already holy crane as a faraway foreign land
01:29:22.700
well more than a hundred years of ukrainian canadians building this country from the prairies
01:29:29.820
to our cities would disagree the conservative party might turn its back on ukraine but we'll be there
01:29:54.620
you sent countless people to pointless deaths you bankrupted us while we we can't we can't heal
01:30:01.740
the sick of basic that people are dying on the floors of hospitals because we don't have any money
01:30:06.860
and you have the audacity to get up there and talk like this like you have any fuck like you're not
01:30:14.540
like everything is on fire there might as well just be flames everywhere around them
01:30:25.980
how dare the conservatives use ukraine as a political apparatus to get votes i'm the only one
01:30:35.340
that can use ukraine as a political apparatus to get votes oh man
01:30:41.660
i could i really feel like because i love movies
01:30:55.900
the good ones like the art form of just i mean clearly i love i get right into them the art of
01:31:00.620
storytelling is a whole fun you know i've always been into it my whole life i was used to make comic
01:31:04.860
books when i was like a little kid because that's who they're for
01:31:14.220
in the right hands you could using all real footage all real to everything just real life
01:31:22.860
just real life make the most terrifying and chilling dystopian movie ever fucking made with
01:31:29.420
just what we have going on right now to you'd shit yourself you'd leave the place feeling sick
01:31:40.700
and mortified and like i understand now i fucking that's how easy it would be and that's why certain
01:31:46.620
people are only certain people are allowed to talk they get to do all the framing and show you how
01:31:52.620
everything we're gonna show you how to feel we'll make sure you guys feel and think all the right
01:31:56.540
things about what's happening with the fire and all of that it's a good fire it's good fire it's
01:32:03.020
helping fire it's a good fire no fire bad fire burn baby hot water burn baby you know what i mean
01:32:14.140
that's and then we're doing this back and forth struggle now while the sheep go i'm really not sure
01:32:19.020
who's losing do we need the sheep like do we have to save them
01:32:29.900
some of the dogs some of the i've been talking to i've been barking to some of the other pups and uh
01:32:33.820
you know do we need them though like yes george we love the sheep well i'm just saying man it would
01:32:42.140
be a lot easier if we didn't i really wish i'd fucking wanted them all to die because then i'd be
01:32:54.940
the end and that's the end of my story and that's how you know the difference
01:33:02.780
if we hated everybody we just want them all to die and fucking i'd be on the other team
01:33:18.540
a lot of people probably should just fall off of fall off a boat though i i do
01:33:46.540
packing lines is sin philip didn't you hear the song it's sin it's sin to pack lines philip
01:33:58.700
i love the cocaine i love the cocaine he loves it
01:34:14.380
listen the indians fear this music do you know why
01:34:19.340
do you know why do you know why this music for no reason at all just energizes white people with
01:34:46.060
guys are going down you know i don't think i want to
01:34:55.580
went out for wings had one beer and you're like i'm just gonna go to bed and then out of nowhere
01:35:13.900
curious girl because she's waiting she's been waiting oh god they've engaged white people power
01:35:21.020
another great art there's a bunch of army stories today the old army drinking days that song came on one day
01:35:39.900
and like there's only like seven or eight of us sitting around
01:35:45.820
it was one of those nights really and everything just turned on it we ended up going to halifax and
01:35:50.540
spending like a thousand dollars like it was fucking
01:35:53.660
from like let's just go to sleep that song came on and one guy like woke up
01:35:57.580
and immediately he like it like started break ripping shit off the wall
01:36:01.100
and we were just like yeah like it made no sense
01:36:08.540
everyone just went crazy started drinking rum out of the bottle like hey we should go to the city like
01:36:14.060
it's thursday it's thursday night at 11 o'clock let's go to the city casino it was mental
01:36:20.060
and that was the army reserves i wish i wish i could say it got better it didn't
01:36:29.260
it didn't i was like 19 oh good role models too i really did
01:36:38.620
chet chisholm says recently a family called for an ambulance in dartmouth and they waited over three
01:36:42.860
hours for an ambulance that's not bad that's only half as long as uh you know the old guy had to wait
01:36:47.420
with his hip shattered he says it came from spring hill okay that's like two and a half hours three
01:36:52.220
hours away so from people that don't know it's a other side of the province perhaps if we treat
01:36:57.500
paramedics worse more of them will work here that's a i've wondered that see i'm with ian the ghost of
01:37:04.620
ian is with me now that i've ingested his soul and i've used it to like i said before that's when you
01:37:10.460
you know mercy for these motherfuckers like and his soul is now mine his family's gonna sue me now
01:37:15.100
like give me back a soul i'll be like no nope i i ate it fair and square it's mine
01:37:28.380
i like the carrot and stick approach just like he said i think we should punish them i think we
01:37:33.980
should punish them more maybe force them to do more crazy stuff maybe maybe lower their pay maybe
01:37:40.300
fire some more of them just to just to just so they know that we don't need any paramedics like we'll
01:37:44.860
just let everybody die if we want oh yeah that's another thing in nova scotia they they literally
01:37:51.260
had a contest to give away like a money like a thousand dollars if you had a good idea for like
01:37:55.500
how to get more paramedics and stuff and people were like uh hired hire them back the ones you fired
01:38:03.260
and they were just like yeah we don't we aren't taking those questions this is a closed for it's not
01:38:07.420
public anymore the the submitted uh suggestions are private they're kept private and they're like
01:38:13.340
jeez we're what did chet say i tried nothing and i'm all out of ideas like that simpsons joke yeah
01:38:19.020
that's right uh you could hire the nurses back you could but they won't they're like no no no we need
01:38:23.900
different nurses we need a better kind of nurse we need yes that's right i'm serious that's who they're
01:38:31.900
hiring instead of the canadian citizens they brutalized fucking tormented tortured fired took
01:38:37.740
their jobs away ruined their lives and sent them off to go die somewhere because we you know it was
01:38:43.580
more important to do other things oh gee i don't know why they're mad why why are they all so upset
01:38:50.380
why is everybody so upset so angry for no reason oh yeah for no reason for no reason maybe i just
01:38:56.860
give a shit you ever think of that that's possible i know you don't give a fuck about anyone else or
01:39:00.540
anything else happening around you i actually do act this is what it looks like it makes me
01:39:05.020
fucking mad as it would make you mad if somebody took away your little fucking toys or your ipod or
01:39:10.060
whatever it is you masturbate to every hour yeah when you read exactly right this is me reading about
01:39:16.220
important things like people dying for no reason you fucking ignorant clowns
01:39:21.500
i don't know i don't know chat i don't know what we're gonna do we're gonna have to get
01:39:33.340
fucking dog sled teams of like volunteer that is that what it's gonna come to are all the retired
01:39:39.820
healthcare workers just gonna have to do like pop-up dog sled clinics and they're just ah
01:39:43.820
mush like and they're giving medical treatment out in exchange for canned goods and food because they
01:39:48.780
have no job and no one can afford like is that where we're going i i guess
01:39:56.060
go chat go you're gonna need to get some dogs you might as well get started on now
01:40:15.580
this is the when i was a kid i thought the future was gonna be flying cars
01:40:19.740
and uh no it's fucking chet chisholm on a dog sled dragging my fucking
01:40:25.260
dragging my neighbor fell in the driveway and shattered his hip
01:40:30.460
can't fucking move he's dying he's got to take him to where the only other doctor we know is and
01:40:35.900
he's in cape breton so he's being dragged across the countryside a dog sled
01:41:02.540
oh not my wild i mean it never ends i can't there's nowhere i can look you know like why is he picking
01:41:09.340
on the hospitals be happy that i am because i could look in any other direction and do just as much
01:41:14.140
damage i could ruin just as many people's feelings by looking in any other fucking place man
01:41:24.780
nigel says i went to surrey memorial hospital all right we're sticking with them
01:41:28.700
and watch two nurses try to talk to each other and fail because they both had heavy accents from
01:41:33.740
different places did you know says it's not fucking tivies if they think if they
01:41:40.140
fuck things up it's not a bagel you're worried about yeah no kidding
01:41:45.020
there was a script for ghostbusters 3 like back when it would have been a legitimate ghostbusters
01:41:49.100
3 written by ackroyd and ramus and like 95 or 96 or something like that and they sent it to bill
01:41:53.740
murray and he shredded it he didn't even want to do the second one and he would send it back to them
01:41:59.580
shredded that was hilarious that bill murray's a legend he's like they never he never calls us we
01:42:05.580
could never get a hold of them i just mailed him a script he never i never heard from him for a
01:42:10.140
year it came back he shredded it no no comments no notes nothing just shredded in pieces
01:42:18.940
vanckman you know what i mean oh he'll always be vanckman anyway their version of hell in
01:42:25.900
ghostbusters 3 he called it manhelton because they'd gone to a portal to hell and they're in
01:42:31.500
a hell dimension now and everybody speaks all kinds of different languages and nobody can
01:42:35.740
understand each other i'm dead serious look it up that actually came true
01:42:44.860
yay and in the hospital and in the hospital is that great that's amazing
01:42:51.900
oh i'm i love it we're doing good kids you're doing great kid t money says oh boy i can't wait
01:42:58.700
to sign another petition for the ccfr aren't they just doing great jobs or maybe buy another six
01:43:03.740
gallons of box of wine for tracy or a new red camera for rod to watch his wife ccfr is fake and
01:43:11.180
gay yeah as he said yeah your argument is fundamentally flawed you are doomed to fail you are going to a
01:43:18.540
gunfight with a spoon no we're not you're just a racist beggar and you don't know anything
01:43:24.540
you're drunk right now no i'm not and you're just a racist but how'd that work out for you no you're
01:43:31.740
not okay so you're just and and this is what they do okay they're a political lobby they're busted
01:43:39.340
everybody knows or they should know this and the people that don't know this are about to be looking
01:43:42.460
at you in a real different way tomorrow morning after they hear this believe that
01:43:47.500
what have they done for you besides take your money
01:43:49.500
oh and told you to vote conservative have you noticed oh the damn libs oh friggin libs
01:43:57.660
oh you want your guns don't you have those damn libs oh we gotta get that you better keep the money
01:44:03.980
coming so we can get those we gotta keep our rights and the damn libs
01:44:08.380
where'd your guns go oh they're gone banned bye bye bye oh there's gonna be an appeal yeah it's not
01:44:18.700
gonna matter you think these people play fair at this point i'm technically bro you're gonna reddit bro
01:44:28.540
guns like this is one of the most important fundamental issues to having a free society
01:44:33.500
this is like everything this is right under free speech that's why the americans put it that way
01:44:37.820
and we don't have free speech in canada guys we don't you can go to jail for saying the wrong
01:44:43.580
things in this country there are people in jail for it right now multiple people actually not two
01:44:51.580
not three not four keep going so forget that and now it's like oh by the way no more of this
01:44:59.660
having rifles and stuff yeah that's all over oh good oh great well that was a fucking pretty awful hill
01:45:09.500
to lose boys hey how do you feel that's not you know tracy and rod they didn't lose the fucking uh
01:45:16.300
oh damn they fucking piloted the dinghy into oh well i mean we can always oh we fucking
01:45:23.180
damn we lost one of the fucking uh extra fuel canisters for the oh well i mean that sucks but
01:45:30.140
we could oh we lost we lost private firearm ownership oh fuck what oh yeah she's fucking gutted boys
01:45:41.740
magazines fucking anything with pins is prohibited forever every semi-automatic gun pistols and
01:45:47.180
fuck gone gone you got fucking smoothbore duck guns maybe if we let ya ah shit now now the united
01:45:57.100
kingdom congratulations or australia good job everybody good job good job you know why you
01:46:03.740
failed the exact reason i told you you were going to fail because you didn't argue the actual reason
01:46:08.860
it's important you didn't tell the truth only the truth can defeat lies fuck well if i just if i just
01:46:18.300
make up a similar lie no no only the truth can defeat lies and you decided to tiptoe around it
01:46:27.260
do i have that song that'd be funny i don't but i'm going to play it on youtube
01:46:38.860
and this is really this was the strategy that failed miserably
01:46:50.620
tiptoe through the window by the window that is where all the
01:47:13.260
i like to do pistol competitions with fat nerd guys
01:47:30.940
well they're not allowed to bring a tank though
01:47:35.900
no it it says in the rules right here it says right here in the no no they can't because
01:47:42.700
because they no look look they fucking it's over
01:48:07.500
all of them everyone in the government right now is a dangerous potential probably high
01:48:18.860
they cannot be allowed to have a monopoly on violence they can't they already don't and
01:48:26.140
they're using violence against you they are trampling citizens in the streets they have
01:48:30.540
armed thugs with machine guns barrel stroking citizens in the head round in the tube safety
01:48:35.740
off dude cavalry charges through crowds of people you cannot let all these people have a monopoly
01:48:42.140
on violence they will kill people it is inevitable
01:48:48.700
they will use them if there is any more disagreements in this country the next confrontation
01:48:53.980
i promise you is going to be more violent people will die and it'll be from the government
01:49:05.500
maybe you should have raised that flag maybe you should have lit those beacons of gondor maybe
01:49:13.100
that would have got people off their ass maybe that would have made people take notice but you
01:49:17.180
didn't you tiptoed through the tulips and you said i want to be able to shoot my paper plates
01:49:48.540
how we're we're drowning in mediocrity and not even that less than that
01:49:57.340
drunk soccer liberal mom douchebags effeminate simp boys like we need more migraine so much
01:50:03.740
fedora wearing tipster you're just like like bowling pins you just want to line them up and
01:50:28.940
oh that was uh that was your attempts at having a point just
01:51:16.860
wife to hell but at least is a half ukrainian oh you're half ukrainian this
01:51:24.380
motherfucker's killed a generation of young men
01:51:29.740
island jason says everyone some knob creek bourbon
01:51:38.860
enjoying some knob creek bourbon she's got legs and knows how to use them
01:51:43.260
are you sure it's a she it's called knob creek jason you're drinking something called knob creek
01:51:49.580
she's got legs how much have you had someone check on jason
01:51:58.540
i don't i'm not saying i'm just saying like it's one of those things like did we leave the stove on
01:52:01.740
like make sure you didn't that's all it's not a big deal just make sure you didn't
01:52:06.540
make sure that's anyway let's move on um hellbilly's wife says philip angry was philip
01:52:12.060
angry when the man sees 11 000 kilograms of cocaine coming from south america no that was
01:52:19.980
he rerouted the tracking numbers uh that was the end that was the competitors that got seized and
01:52:27.980
he set up his own to be captured diverting the attention of the dea to this massive shipment
01:52:33.660
and then at the last second swapped the shipping numbers with the enemy's cargo
01:52:37.740
and sent them into the trap living him free and clear no it no interference at all he made record
01:52:43.820
profits and i know what you're thinking oh don't give away your secrets now the competitors were
01:52:49.340
they're gonna uh no they're dead already don't worry they are uh they're not gonna be a problem
01:52:59.020
kira says my east indian surgeon oh boy had to open up my guts twice in one week
01:53:04.780
because he did a bad job 50 survival rate holy shit woman i didn't know that
01:53:12.860
oh my god i'm glad you're okay she's like i won't go too hard on him i have to go back for another in
01:53:23.900
are you allowed to ask for another one i don't think there should be need to be an explanation as
01:53:27.740
to why or is this all that's available yeah she says oh well
01:53:36.780
good thing people don't like to tell the truth this is where it gets you right but i'm the bad guy
01:53:44.300
only telling the truth can solve these problems so it must be done i don't want to do it it has to be
01:53:50.540
like i said earlier i retweeted one of those videos these kids just get beat up in school like i don't
01:53:57.820
want that for my kids i don't want my kids to have to have like fairly serious martial combat training
01:54:03.580
just because it's now a world where you might get attacked in public because you're white that could
01:54:07.740
happen it is happening that's something to worry about now as you get older and it's only going to
01:54:12.140
get worse so let's see how many more years so you're probably out running that's probably enough
01:54:16.140
time to train you up at least enough to fucking dummy a few people you know i don't want to i
01:54:21.260
don't but we have to what am i going to do send them out there fucking defenseless
01:54:26.540
oh no just trust the plan just cross your fingers and hope you don't get suplexed into a
01:54:31.340
fucking dumpster and paralyzed in school because somebody read a fucking geor the latest george floyd
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yeah we're doing this because we love it because it's so much it's awesome we love
01:54:51.580
damn bigots oh they're the worst are they trying to defend their children and
01:54:59.980
king mahabuli i'm glad you're here thank times are dark sir
01:55:08.380
i don't i don't assume you you come uh bearing gifts
01:55:12.060
you know oh crap i'm sorry i didn't uh he just he actually left the room is he coming back oh there
01:55:16.940
he is mr mr mahabuli he says he's a benevolent and merciful king well he said so this is why when
01:55:25.020
the prime minister asked me if i wanted my statue to replace the war memorial i i said no instead
01:55:31.020
my statue will stand with its arms embracing it
01:55:41.660
make a speech bubble above the statue that says show bobs and vagin
01:55:46.220
that would be the perfect that would be a great
01:55:48.300
at least when like american tourists come to ottawa they go wait what the oh i see what's going on
01:55:56.060
here they would they would get it really fast they would be like oh oh fuck okay all right
01:56:03.740
it's one of these places it's one of these countries just like ours yay just like every
01:56:10.300
european country isn't that crazy weird what are the odds zainal says small cnc mill and lathe
01:56:16.220
plus 3d printer means gun laws are now obsolete well i mean the laws are the laws and they can
01:56:20.220
make whatever people are going to do it people are doing it there's a whole giant industry of it
01:56:25.100
now the black market gun and it's huge it's fucking massive dude there are 3d printing
01:56:31.740
there's i mean count who knows however many guns the country the government thinks are in the
01:56:35.820
country i'd go ahead and quadruple that uh we think there's probably 20 million firearms okay
01:56:41.580
there's a hundred million firearms guys oh what could canada ever do there's no no there's no
01:56:48.780
guns here there's no guns on this continent guy the fucking native gangs in the ha and everybody
01:56:54.140
they're all fucking well i mean no the ha would never do that but the native gangs definitely have
01:57:00.780
machine guns and so does like ms-13 and so do all the chinese gangs in vancouver and so does all the
01:57:07.580
other like literally everybody is armed to the teeth that wants to be um they've also experienced
01:57:13.900
a significant boom in resources from the drug trade over the last three years great job government
01:57:17.820
thank you for that and uh yeah illegal arms have been flooding into this country like fucking uh
01:57:22.460
you know like like it's the invention of the automobile actually so um you know prices haven't
01:57:28.540
really dipped yet that i know but i mean eventually you're going to hit market saturation and then
01:57:39.020
but i'm i'm but i'm sure you're a fucking you know oh you made it illegal did you did you make
01:57:44.780
it illegal like murder oh okay i guess nobody will ever do it then oh well you should make it illegal
01:57:50.540
like uh like drugs you should make it illegal like stealing like being a corrupt politician should
01:57:56.140
be illegal yeah you should do that that'll totally be enforced people will definitely avoid that they'll
01:58:00.300
just go over you feather not dot what's up sorry he says welcome to the jungle gets worse here every
01:58:07.340
day yeah yeah my roommate actually another war not really but he was singing that one day
01:58:14.540
but but in like kind of a dark way he wasn't like having fun it's like welcome to the jungle
01:58:20.940
gets worse here every day you know we were just like yep yeah appreciate it he says all you do
01:58:31.500
especially the the white half of me historical fact governments kill yes they do especially
01:58:37.820
governments filled with weak men and weak people which is what we have they are the most dangerous
01:58:42.540
people in the world weak people with power and especially when they become frightened can you
01:58:47.820
fucking imagine look what they did in ottawa that's why they did it guys they're they are weak
01:58:55.020
people that have lots of power that is insanely dangerous and now no one has any guns now now they're
01:59:00.300
going to confiscate isn't that great oh who has all the guns in control of violence now oh the weak
01:59:07.100
scared weaselly thieving maniac tyrannical people oh good good this is gonna work
01:59:21.020
he says the worst part people are paying taxes yeah way too many way too many did you know they built an
01:59:26.860
entire vaccine factory for no reason they just did it 323 million dollars never did anything never made
01:59:34.540
anything just hey here have 323 million dollars to a vaccine facility in quebec that never got built
01:59:43.740
and never did anything just have just have it just have 323 million dollars just have that what's
01:59:50.940
i mean who cares right it's a big deal who cares
01:59:56.700
did you know they spent five billion dollars just this year just this year five billion 600
02:00:05.500
billion went to the clinton foundation that's good
02:00:09.580
they want to point out that they say hamas but this would be to the palestinian authority and you
02:00:13.340
know 351 million dollars pakistan you know why not why shouldn't pakistan have two billion dollars
02:00:21.740
why shouldn't they why should canadian seniors and why should our children have hospitals when
02:00:27.100
pakistan can have two billion dollars i mean obviously right libya oh they should have a
02:00:31.820
billion and a half yeah egypt's gonna get 400 million mexico's gonna get mexico where canadians
02:00:37.660
now go to get health care because it's superior to the health care in canada that's not a joke
02:00:42.940
rich people that i know prefer they go to like clinics and there's certain like world in mexico
02:00:48.380
mexico is where you go to get health care now not canada oh we gave them 622 million dollars
02:00:53.100
you know what they probably did with that they probably built hospitals with it russia 380
02:00:57.100
million dollars why not haiti one and a half billion what what would we do without haiti you
02:01:01.580
know what i mean we obviously need the contributions of the fucking haitians have a hundred have a billion
02:01:06.060
have two billion dollars who cares just this year we'll get you more next year jordan why not 463
02:01:10.860
million kenya you've got fast people that run have almost a billion dollars have 816 million
02:01:16.140
dollars hey sudan hey how's the genocide going did you wipe out all the south sudanese yet because
02:01:21.100
you were at like i mean remember when i was in the military you'd reached millions of dead i remember
02:01:24.780
that half a million and then a million i remember that that was 2000 and like 11 or 12 so anyway
02:01:30.700
here's have 870 million dollars nigeria you have half a million uganda congo ethiopia
02:01:36.140
senegal south africa mozambique zambia kazakhstan iraq tanzania
02:01:45.260
oh and cash donations by the way cash aid just dollars not equipment like yeah they're building
02:01:51.020
wells you mucking man no they just we just gave them cash we gave corrupt warlords look at this list
02:01:59.900
this is a crime syndicate i guarantee who do you think they're sending money to their friends you
02:02:06.460
idiot cash oh here have some cash have some untraceable cash dollars
02:02:15.900
hopefully you spend it on wells and hospitals hopefully you don't embezzle it
02:02:21.020
hopefully you don't steal most of it give it to your friends and buy bigger pools hopefully you
02:02:26.780
don't do that no way just give it all away canada work for fucking free you slaves work for
02:02:33.900
fucking free oh and by the way maybe we should fight a war here you know dana white has a fun
02:02:39.740
opinion on this and i like it i like it i think more people need to hear it and it's exactly the
02:02:44.220
same opinion that i have that's why i like it i like how you think dana white just like me
02:02:49.580
war right now are you confident in this generation that we have right now no that these guys are going
02:02:54.380
to go out and storm some beach somewhere there's a small handful of people most of them probably
02:03:00.220
down around the bible belt and down south yes that'll actually stand up and fight this country
02:03:06.860
right now it's scary yep habib's crew in dagestan could probably come in and take over this country
02:03:12.860
right now because this generation is such a bunch of different mentality we're getting soft yeah
02:03:19.420
we're getting weak every 10 years we get softer and weaker so i i don't think they could take america
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but yeah khabib and dagestanis could easily take over canada look some guys honked a horn there was a
02:03:31.500
bouncy castle a guy took his shirt off he had a cigarette they fucking freaked out it was nearly it
02:03:35.180
they sent swat teams everywhere they could have khabib will just triangle choke somebody another
02:03:39.820
kazakhstan guy i'll throw a chair somebody will one of them will take his shirt off and do something
02:03:43.260
terrifying and we'll just surrender immediately it won't even be hard guys
02:03:47.180
khabib will have had harder fights in the octagon than it would be to conquer all of canada in an
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say hello to your fucking your new your new king and his new fucking standards
02:04:22.620
he just wrestle a bear and be like you want to fight now like no no one's no one's fighting you
02:04:28.140
khabib i take all chairs all chairs are belong to habib what is he saying he's saying he's taking
02:04:35.500
all the power in the building and making it his own khabib is now king yes say say yes say yes
02:04:42.300
oh yes good it's good you understand new arrangement because if you don't khabib will kill you
02:04:49.740
what what does he mean by he means kill he'll literally kill you
02:04:55.980
he'll just come oh shut the fuck up he's coming is there a problem i see our hush hush talking back
02:05:01.660
and forth like this and khabib is talking yes you know khabib is talking or you have little green
02:05:09.020
seat that's cute i like that hey hey it's okay oh you have soft skin you have such soft skin maybe
02:05:16.060
habib make a chair out of your fucking face you like that you don't like that sit down and be
02:05:23.660
quiet habib is king now as i was saying as new king
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every one of us would be like i like i like this guy i he's getting things done man things have never
02:05:39.660
been i mean it's fucking like uh it's like we're inside of an engine right now it's just
02:05:43.340
fucking buildings are growing up it's fucking wild i went to the drive-thru seven times in a row
02:05:50.700
nobody made a fucking mistake not once incredible incredible who thought khabib hurt nergamimi
02:05:59.900
who thought who could have thought khabib would be to save canada just simply because he thought it
02:06:04.460
would be fun to bully an entire country into doing what he wanted to do because it was so remarkably easy
02:06:10.620
and the best part is he didn't even leave dagestan he did it all over zoom he streamed it he conquered
02:06:18.620
canada by streaming so in that case i can easily do the fucking same i was in the army
02:06:33.340
how to put him in jail he's gonna take over the country you see there's their psyche is wobbly
02:06:40.540
already there's chips in the other they're starting to lose it we're gonna get him guys
02:06:45.180
he's gonna hang in there soon it'll all be ours
02:06:57.420
the real bret hart of dagelon my favorite the fake one is just he's not very he's fat you know
02:07:02.300
doesn't look anything like him um says i i don't know if anyone else here has tried a carnivore
02:07:07.740
diet it's popular i've i know people that have done it's a legit thing it's hard to do i've tried
02:07:12.540
to do it but i'm just like i'm not i don't need to do that badly that i'm gonna that i'm willing
02:07:16.940
to suffer how difficult it is to just hardly ever eat carbohydrates i think my blood type what
02:07:22.140
no no you know but uh yeah it's it's good it's very good you'll be very lean you'll have a lot of
02:07:29.980
energy it's uh try it no hard i know it's that oh you're crazy
02:07:37.900
maybe i am no no no right remember how we said earlier remember how i was saying earlier where
02:07:43.740
like everything they teach you when you're like seven years old oh that's definitely 100 true and
02:07:48.460
it's not meant to just you'll die if you don't eat a tomato no you won't no you won't
02:07:56.380
he can't eat that so toxic chocolate milk is good after i work shut up stop stop talking
02:08:07.180
all right oh he says uh i feel sharper more energetic oh he says i'm two weeks in well
02:08:15.580
there we go he says i feel sharper more energetic and i'm more pumped to work out yeah i never made
02:08:19.340
it that far i made it like i don't know more eight days five days i was gonna eat my hands i was like
02:08:24.940
i fucking need car it was crazy i felt like a drug addict i was like maybe that's what it's like
02:08:30.060
it was crazy it was like it was it was pain it was like a psychological pain that was insane i
02:08:37.180
went three days with no food that was easier for some reason
02:08:43.500
in the army we did three days no food and that was easier to do than not having carbs for five
02:08:49.420
days i fucking i became a crazy person i was having a nervous breakdown so i need to
02:08:55.020
fucking i think i went ate a whole pizza in like six minutes and i just slapped down like oh thank
02:09:00.540
god you know pray food is per prey spinny says well fucking like you've never eaten a cupcake come
02:09:08.060
on man besides steaks are i mean steaks are good i you know it's good for you he says uh more uh
02:09:18.940
more energetic excited to work out no wonder they want to flood the market with lab meat yeah well they
02:09:22.780
want to dude they're they're they're trying to take control of the food they're communists it's
02:09:29.500
the same method it's always the same this is the uh the carbon remember the carbon neutral tax wasn't
02:09:34.540
going to cost anybody anything i remember getting arguments that people fucking eight years ago
02:09:39.100
it's not a tax it's a price on carbon remember that they've given that up now now there's a carbon
02:09:46.060
tax fucking everybody knows it's a tax it's not gonna it's revenue neutral unless you're a farmer
02:09:50.540
trying to run a business then it's sixteen thousand fifty dollars and thirteen cents
02:09:55.580
extra bill on your expenses running your operation
02:09:59.820
yeah extra that you didn't have to pay last year
02:10:04.140
is that too much is that too much money ah fuck them they're only the people that feed us they're
02:10:09.580
only the cattle farmers they're only the wheat farmers the canola farmers they're only the people
02:10:14.940
that make the food who i mean who really cares if the people that make the food go in a business
02:10:19.900
does anybody even really care i mean we can just go to uber dad eat doherty we'll just order we'll
02:10:25.340
just go to the pizza store i'll just get delivery who fucking cares
02:10:29.660
yep it's good it's good out there uh jenstein says another explosive stream sir not sure if i
02:10:42.460
approve of the new start time we'll get back to you on that yeah you're way out west hey
02:10:46.940
yeah last time i was like where's where's jenstein i was like oh we
02:10:50.700
because because he's a vampire man he's not up that early still the sun's still up at this out
02:10:54.380
that's why i did it i'm trying to get some time in before he floats in through the window
02:10:59.980
starts creeping everybody out with his blood farm you know look at the picture of him
02:11:07.740
he doesn't like to he likes to you know he likes to be dark
02:11:11.020
it is that time of year though so it's getting darker earlier at least
02:11:18.380
i'm paying myself and then bleeding 15 of every super chat for no reason
02:11:25.340
it's a very expensive scam for me which isn't as i'm just losing money to confuse jake's pity
02:11:33.180
i might do that that is something i would do so i don't know i'm not going to confirm or deny
02:11:37.340
anything amber button says a co-worker of mine brought over his son from california
02:11:43.340
so basically a bitch oh boy one of those and i've shoved your podcast down his little
02:11:48.220
throat so hard oh my gee amber this is sexual assault listening to it at work during the day
02:11:55.020
to try to catch him up on how canada currently is either way cheers bigots and merry christmas
02:11:59.980
oh my she says merry fucking christmas which is like she's having one of those days you know
02:12:03.900
oh she's back says won't listen to this until later tomorrow because of working on the farm but
02:12:08.540
keep up the good work do you have a carbon tax is that your bill sixteen thousand dollars
02:12:13.020
watching people i warned about the vac suddenly understand they are
02:12:15.260
fucked is brutal but it's nice to listen to some uh insane sanity once in a while it's
02:12:29.180
it's scary i would be i would be you know it's worrying
02:12:35.020
i don't think it's like you're not definitely going to die or anything but
02:12:38.140
fuck man like it's it's just like you know what could happen literally unknown
02:12:51.020
but it's a fucking this is this is where we're at this is the situation we're in and there's no you
02:12:55.740
know hiding from it doesn't help anyone um you know and there's people that are you know maybe
02:13:01.900
you've made friends of some of them they didn't know it's you know they'll maybe they'll need your
02:13:10.940
it's the most sophisticated and powerful brainwashing tool that's ever been created
02:13:14.780
it's literally a mind capture system that is everywhere it's on the radio it's on television
02:13:19.580
it's in popular culture it's in your music your tv shows your video games
02:13:25.580
you know how much money the cia spends on movies and tv shows
02:13:33.820
you know how heavy a grip they have over that industry like it's basically an arm of the
02:13:37.900
government did you know that it's true do you think that you know you watch a movie for what
02:13:44.060
how long two hours tv show for an hour or two hours how long you sit there playing these video
02:13:47.980
games for out of stretch five six eight hours all day days on end right what do you think's getting
02:14:09.180
i watched it happen i watched it change i watched the whole industry be
02:14:12.300
go from like a really cool and fun creative like you never knew what was going to come out
02:14:17.980
the video games that people were creating were just like fucking it was like a it was like candy
02:14:21.660
land up until about the early 2000s mid 2000s and then everything started to get
02:14:28.380
like tv like movies very formulaic a lot of rehashes of the same ideas same things then they started
02:14:34.220
getting political around 2010 then there started being and then now it's uh now it's the same as
02:14:39.900
everything else it's full-blown social justice uh woke communist nonsense in everything and uh
02:14:46.620
young men especially are ingesting this completely oblivious that they're being uh indoctrinated
02:14:52.700
they have no this is how it works you have no previous experience with a thing let's say oh
02:14:57.100
i don't know someone of another culture or background you've never met one never seen one
02:15:03.020
well don't worry the friendly producers at your favorite production studio are going to make sure that
02:15:09.020
you have the correct interpretation and um it does come with a side a side of fries uh that tastes like
02:15:18.220
you're a piece of shit white person okay all right you didn't know that before now you do now your
02:15:24.700
worldview has been fundamentally changed if you haven't been briefed on this ahead of time you will
02:15:28.940
just simply internalize this information and it now becomes a new piece of the puzzle in the mosaic
02:15:33.900
of how you see the world which is entirely fucking bullshit i know this because i had that world i
02:15:41.100
had to rip all the puzzle pieces down because it didn't make any sense and the more i looked at it
02:15:45.660
the crazier i felt a lot of people just choose not to look at it because it's too overwhelming
02:15:57.100
once again what are you doing here how long do you have here how long do any of us have here and
02:16:08.380
like i can't even do it anymore i can do it for like an hour or two hours and then i remember
02:16:12.460
this is a fucking stupid waste of time you know it's just it's like you're pretending
02:16:24.380
you're a grown man or you want to be what are you 18 19 20 you're you're playing you're spending all day
02:16:29.660
playing children's you're being a child like this is what we used to do when i was like nine years
02:16:35.100
old with like toys and i'm playing elaborate scenarios and i would have played video more
02:16:40.460
video games if we'd had them that's way better it's a better version of the same
02:16:43.340
shit i was doing as a kid except i was actually using my hands and it's probably a lot more better
02:16:48.140
for your brain a lot more better maybe it did damage probably a lot better for your cognitive
02:16:52.940
development see there you go then it is all the blinking lights and flashing dopamine hits that
02:16:58.460
are doing god knows what to young developing minds like i get this shit they have now is like crack
02:17:04.140
cocaine to what i used when i was a kid when i used when i was using doom in 1993 man
02:17:10.620
i was using fucking every day i was using fucking day and night i was staying up on
02:17:20.620
fuck you know it's like pixelated like you know and even then it was like kind of intimidating it
02:17:26.460
was like oh my god like this is crazy i remember playing it like eight nine years old the like
02:17:31.820
doom one parents were like horrified like don't let them play that my friends were like don't
02:17:36.220
fucking we had to go over to a friend's house whose parents just were like whatever do whatever you
02:17:39.500
want everybody else's parents like no god absolutely not shooting fucking pixelated monsters now it's
02:17:51.660
like full metal jake fucking chainsaws through the face it's insane what they have now don't give that
02:17:57.660
to an eight-year-old hey little kid you want crack cocaine life bye goodbye geez man
02:18:05.260
you need like some of the kids they it's it's wild it's like ripping a crack pipe out of somebody's
02:18:12.460
hands like ah oh i don't know you got to manage that shit we're out there they're out there trying
02:18:21.420
to get you trying to get you you know my kids play video games sometimes but you know we manage it
02:18:29.740
but i'm still there like over his shoulder like he's playing i don't know zelda or something i'm just like
02:18:33.820
i'm just making sure nobody fucking comes out of there and turns trans or something
02:18:40.140
there's no fucking weird gay dildo collecting task or i don't know i'm just just you know you're fine
02:18:46.300
you're fine i'm just keeping an eye on things that's all
02:18:51.580
if it's something i've never played before i'd ever heard of i'm like what are you what are you
02:18:54.620
what are you playing here what is what is this huh okay who made this yeah okay they're not bad
02:19:01.740
this is probably okay they're not a bad studio this is this is this is probably okay that's like what
02:19:08.780
are you watching son tucker carlson oh it's yeah that's that's not too bad that's that's all right
02:19:13.980
he can he can yeah there's there's worse there's way worse things out there than tucker carlson
02:19:18.620
what are you watching son anerson cooper oh no i lost my sounds are they gone forever
02:19:28.780
no no they're not they're not i fixed it i don't know why it was closed as i was saying
02:19:33.820
oh no son what are you watching anderson cooper way to ruin the joke
02:19:39.340
like there's worse there's worse things that can happen um king mahabuli so the serious
02:19:50.140
question can we have a weekly interactive hour for all the jeets jews and antifa trolls to get
02:19:54.060
verbally and intellectually annihilated isn't that all every hour um yesterday's stream with fairy was
02:20:00.780
highly entertaining i can only stick around for a few minutes but yeah they went off for a while
02:20:04.060
there are some interesting things they discovered that i did not previously know and the thing with
02:20:10.140
derrick is um derrick's kind of like assassin minded where if you attack him and you don't kill him
02:20:20.620
he's not going to get you right away he's going to study your entire life first find out your what
02:20:26.540
your soft spot is and then mercilessly stab you in it until you delete your entire social media profile
02:20:32.700
he's done it before so he's like the indians are making fun of it you know so he's like oh yeah
02:20:43.900
he's suspended on all platforms for now he's out he has to take a time out but uh he's gonna
02:20:48.140
be really mad when he gets back it's not gonna be it's
02:20:52.460
app reception says five dollars for your danish grandmother's accent i can't do the exit
02:20:57.580
i can't do my grandmother's exit she does have one it's a it's a
02:21:03.900
oh god like yeah she does yeah she definitely does and she's always cranky like where do you
02:21:07.820
think i get it from oh 100 so it'll be like uh there'll be just people talking like
02:21:17.260
i've seen her do this she'll she'll just tell you she's just blunt
02:21:21.980
she's just give a fuck i think she's always been like that
02:21:29.100
typical you know moved here like in like 47 or something like that beautiful blonde woman
02:21:40.940
and should be doing stuff there'll be people talking like uh but it's the kind of situation where
02:21:46.460
like there'll be like kind of a party or a family gathering and there's maybe some other people in
02:21:49.420
the family they're like you know and they're just talking about something really dumb and woke or
02:21:53.180
something and she'll just you can see her behind her and you'll make eye contact she'll make eye
02:22:01.980
and then just slam a whole wine and then go looking for the box like
02:22:12.940
so grammy that's rude don't say that oh of course it's rude i'm a viking
02:22:29.500
all right he says uh five dollars for the accent you're seriously talented at impressions trying to
02:22:33.020
catch up thanks to the new start time we need jenstein back for the next call in show no call
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i'm scared of him i don't know what he's out up his sleeves i don't know what he's up to man
02:22:41.580
it's a weird guy trev m says love the show two years overdue two years what does that mean
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oh you've been listening for two years fuck man thank you very much
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that's cool i like i met a guy at the gym today
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he's like hey this is always fun it's never gone badly yet but i'm always prepared
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i'm at the gym with my fucking hat on i'm just warming up i did i did my warm-up sound on the
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bench fucking dude's like six four 225 early 40s big scar on his lip hey are you jeremy mckenzie
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i stand up yep i just could go either way and he's like hey man
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you know it's fun meeting people usually uh jewish bigots says i gotta be up for 3 a.m for work so
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i'll catch this on my two-hour drive in but let philip know everything went as planned oh we already
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the coat the cartels yeah they're they're all slaughtered yeah i told everybody uh some worthless
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blem flarbs for the paperwork what the fuck does that mean keep off larry yeah he's trying to get
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it he's right up there he watches me he's right on top of the computer and just stares at me
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it's very unsettling renunciate says thanks for the show you're welcome it's just me having a
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nervous breakdown it's really you know i just thought hey i'm a pretty i think i'm an entertaining
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lunatic i bet people would like to watch me lose my fucking mind and in the army they did they were
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like dude you lose your mind i really enjoy it i like watching you go fucking mental over
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everything i'm like okay they're like you should do this for money and i'm like maybe i will and i
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druid s 157 says are we using the gun buyback to equip the caf uh perhaps they might uh don't
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count that out they definitely would if they confiscated a pile of guns or people were stupid
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enough to turn them in they would definitely sell them to the ukraine absolutely they would
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because guns are bad you know it just you know it's so stupid the whole thing is ridiculous
02:24:54.540
darth wizzy says in rod they trusted yeah that was a mistake you don't have the guts to tell the
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truth you cannot win chucky's extremist circus says we need a narsil sword to summon the army of the
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dead to destroy the globo hobo goblin army at the gates of gondor at the gates of gondor
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they've come this far zio bubba says if the v keeps doing its job we won't need that many nurses
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anyway problem solved that's dark but there is a 135 increase in death so you know
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not uncalled for simone to be gay says canada needs a guy like dick 69 to run
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our local conservative mpp calls them cookie calls them cookies gingerbread people
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what todd smith is a fat guppy donut oh apparently he's fat guppy donut i don't know who that is but
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simone to be gay does not like him sounds like a government person i don't like him either
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i don't like you either he doesn't like you i don't like you either
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um stopper says don't go to the hospital it's full of sick people yeah avoid it at all costs if unless
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you're like dying literally dying or so grievously injured that it's like i need surgery i need a
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doctor there's no way i can get away with it like i just need stitches i'd be like i might do this
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myself at this point that's where i'm at all right what are we doing yeah it didn't take long
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everybody knows that movie i know this movie star wars he's in the bar uh hail billy says when it can
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go either way meeting new people just gotta have a great left hook yeah you gotta have a great something
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i will never tell him i see uh jb says when rick collapses the whole government by switching the
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blimflarbs worth from one to zero all right rick and morty i thought that was like blimflar that
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sounds like a rick and morty joke it is good job brain good job you remember things that's good
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it's good that you recall information from earlier that means we're still partially functional which
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will be required every day for another probably 35 years hopefully at least
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oh well what else is going on what else is horrible
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uh oh one more two more three oh god hillbilly says uh you know the rope burlap rope solves
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problems it it can it's very useful tool to do things with zanel says don't take your kids to
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the hospital they will misdiagnose and kill your kid it's fucking scary dude people are literally
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afraid to take their children to hospitals and i don't blame them
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what someone's posing as me this is a lie this is first off you're welcome for my service never
02:28:05.260
secondly i was thinking harley davidson harley's and david's son hd fans are subconsciously all
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about slava israel what david's i i don't think so i think that's a stretch
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no he's got it he's really hellbilly says my dad used to sew me up with fishing lines
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that's hardcore that's a confident dad come here boy i'll fucking stitch him back together
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my my when my son was three he cut his lip and needed his stitch and it was like i'm not doing
02:28:33.820
it you know i'll i'll fucking i'm not no the doctor seemed highly capable it wasn't like today where
02:28:39.900
it's like i might have to do this myself or else this could they'll just go whoops it went right in
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oh with enrichment that's all all right what's going on what's time is it oh god there's still
02:29:00.700
lots left that's terrible for me i guess hmm oh lots of good things still yeah we talked about this
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already yeah the guns yeah bye oh well oh well there's always next time and uh yeah again this
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is the general state of politicians kareem uploaded this says doug ford at a boozy press conference in
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the great state of etobicoke oh really well good morning everyone oh shit well good morning everyone
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it's great to be here it's great to be here in the great state of etobicoke oh beautiful etobicoke
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and i'm just waiting uh for the minister uh beffenfalvy to move here eventually because you all your
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relatives are here and so on so forth you're drunk holy shit look well good morning everyone it's
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great to be here it's good to be here in the great state of etobicoke it's like a beautiful
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urban gum everybody's here and you're here and it's great if i can like doing good about it
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when i am i i hmm when's the wait when's the wait is he coming back i want i want to get vodka
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boy you're in the great state of etobicoke beautiful etobicoke the great state of it what
02:30:35.820
is he talking about he's just bumbling words it's okay he's only the it's only the premier of the
02:30:40.860
biggest most powerful province in the country it's just totally uh you know no one guys no one cares
02:30:46.860
anymore it's just wide open fucking stealing and fraud everywhere look at this facebook diversity
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manager so you know a left-wing intellectual woman of color so you know basically royalty in north
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america oh look she's just stealing oh oh the fake the fraud intellectual social justice total piece
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of shit garbage human being that you definitely know that they are to have a job like diversity
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manager in the fucking first place pleads guilty to stealing four million dollars to fund her lifestyle
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i can't believe that that's just shocking oh did you know that the uh president of harvard has been uh
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now accused of a fifth different example of plagiarism nearly half her entire scholarly output
02:31:32.220
is just stolen and lifted from other people there's i mean do i
02:31:38.780
there are so many jokes here gentlemen there's a lot of things i could say right now
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there is so many this is a target rich environment right now
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we're not we don't need to we'll just leave that you know
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for i don't know how many years 10 15 years you got people like aoc in the united states like
02:32:22.460
they're not intelligent they're just diversity hires they're just people that are ideologue
02:32:27.020
retards dogmatic stupid simp drones thrown and thrust into positions of power pat it on the head
02:32:32.940
oh you're so smart you're such a capable young lady and they just sit there and make daddy proud
02:32:37.900
and it's all just a big farce it's just a giant shit show everybody knows it nobody in charge
02:32:43.580
knows what the fuck it's it's insane there's a there's a demented old man who poops his pants
02:32:47.500
walks around naked all day that's the president united states his son is a crack-smoking maniac
02:32:52.620
who's just stealing money and leveraging his position as the son of the president united states
02:32:56.620
to steal and do whatever he wants fuck hookers on video and uh the president covers for him and he's
02:33:06.380
oh canada sent all the hospital money to fucking sudan the genocide oh good yeah it's
02:33:11.500
fucking great oh so we're everybody's just everybody's just stealing is that what's going
02:33:16.460
on oh that's good yeah it's a fucking good state of affairs guys where is that at
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yeah check this out now he's missing apparently old hunter don't know where he is launch an
02:33:30.380
impeachment inquiry into the 46th president of the united states joe biden on this vote the yeas are
02:33:37.740
220 and the nays are 212 the previous question is ordered so what does an inquiry do it supercharges
02:33:45.500
investigative powers because the biden's are stonewalling are you are you like listen are you
02:33:52.380
like i you might maybe we should investigate are you just getting here now are you are you just getting
02:34:09.180
habib what are you he's smelling children on television habib only knows one kind of man
02:34:17.020
who would smell a child a dead man yeah i mean there was a lot of red flags
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i can't believe it's gonna go down like this i can't believe it i can't believe
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fucking dark brandon might be a bad guy i'm so shocked that this guy who had a totally long
02:34:37.340
career of being a total piece of shit would maybe not work out oh well at least there's christmas guys
02:34:45.500
at least there's christmas and you know the white house very i mean nice of them to do this they
02:34:51.900
didn't have to do this they invite um it's like a dance troupe you know i guess and they're gonna do
02:34:57.020
a little performance uh for the white house for christmas i don't know maybe it's i mean sometimes
02:35:03.580
remember home alone that's a nice christmasy theme maybe they're gonna do i don't know some kind of
02:35:08.380
nice spirited holiday message remind everybody that we're all still human beings and you know we don't
02:35:13.180
have to have civil war this doesn't need to it doesn't need to go down like this you know we
02:35:17.180
can you know probably like that probably like that and um i would i would say i would guess that the
02:35:24.060
odds of it being as an insane kind of re-envisioning of stanley kubrick's the shining inside the white
02:35:29.580
house so devin stack called it i don't i don't think that's what it would be but let's watch i'm sure
02:35:36.940
it's wonderful oh it's a silent film what wait a minute it stopped it wouldn't even play maybe we'll
02:35:48.140
have to go find it online oh wait it's on his page isn't it that's bizarre my computer like rejected it
02:35:58.140
no you will not you will not play that i will i will fucking play that what's this
02:36:05.180
shit let's try this again oh lord let's just play it right on the site let's just
02:36:12.140
this is already off to a good start okay we've got a strangely looks like almost some kind of
02:36:17.740
black burlesque lady she's got kind of booty shorts on and some kind of weird umbrella
02:36:22.780
see-through dress and it seems as though looks like inside of a it's weird it's like candy themed
02:36:30.060
ice cream and candy candy canes okay oh oh okay that's not a pretty woman
02:36:43.100
we're tap dancing down the hallway this is what the fuck is that's a guy with a flower on whoa
02:36:48.780
okay i'm creeped out already this is a murder scene this is the shining okay that's that's a child
02:36:56.700
on drugs this is horrifying that man had a plastic face that man had a plastic face is that a man
02:37:11.260
there's gonna be a naked man any second isn't there everyone's black and they're in strange
02:37:16.540
they're all homosexuals that's a homosexual black man we're still tap dancing
02:37:24.540
they're good tap dancers i guess at least i don't know what this has to do with christmas
02:37:29.420
are they reenacting the life of george floyd is this the life and times accomplishments of george
02:37:35.020
floyd is this a prequel is this george floyd's parents is this where george floyd came from
02:37:38.700
what does this have to do with george floyd oh it's flower guy am i on mushrooms did i okay we'll
02:37:45.580
come back to that who are you do you work here can you okay you seem insane as well
02:37:50.060
you've got giant hoop earrings why are your tits out it's the white house am i what am i drugged
02:37:54.940
why is everything dark oh they're all back now oh they're all together now
02:38:02.700
why do i feel like i'm about to be shot with a crossbow
02:38:06.620
this is like out of squid games or something what is happening
02:38:09.260
why is he why is he is that supposed to like be comforting to children like
02:38:17.180
guy's got like a weird mouse mate mask on his face yeah he does look like one of those
02:38:38.620
um i don't know something's been done to me psychologically i feel like i've been mk altered
02:38:43.660
but i'm not sure don't come near me oh god why won't you kill please i want to die now just end this
02:38:51.020
does the tree fall on me like oh oh god yeah that was okay that was the oh america uh merry
02:39:08.540
oh see the carousel of horrors i didn't i didn't want this
02:39:26.220
it's the united states of america man it's like
02:39:30.060
it's like watching your hero like get old and die in front of you and turn gay and fake like
02:39:42.700
we'll hear the lamentation of the women destroy your enemies yes arnold
02:39:50.780
climate change is real you have to buy a tesla everybody gets gayer be gay come on do it
02:39:59.820
get a booster you've got to get boosted putin that bastard we've got to send all of america's
02:40:10.220
weapons to ukraine immediately do it come on arnold stop stop this
02:40:24.780
after everything we've been through bro i still watch terminator like every year
02:41:25.580
this is this is the most difficult timeline to live through no doubt this is hard mode
02:41:29.580
this is harder than anyone has ever lived in history
02:41:35.580
oh fuck man remember when we had arnold schwarzenegger
02:41:41.580
now he's probably wearing a fucking dress somewhere
02:42:07.580
i didn't i didn't realize how emotionally attached i was to arnold schwarzenegger i'm sorry i didn't mean to do that
02:42:43.580
back in his socket once when he popped it he's like nope
02:42:55.580
yeah they were a lot of them are pieces of shit actually
02:43:17.580
amber says my stepsister dealt out the vax to hundreds and now when i say they should all be hung i'm the bad guy
02:43:26.580
king mahabuli says at least the president of harvard is only stealing words
02:43:53.580
what's the credibility of the uh you know ivy league schools worth
02:44:14.580
i'll just walk right in there and just casually be like
02:44:24.580
at first i was like what are these stun grenades or flashbangs
02:44:27.580
no they're these little minor uh mini assault grenades
02:44:33.580
because uh use a full-size frag grenade and a half of drywall and shit
02:44:36.580
dude you're gonna you're gonna your guys on the other side of the wall are gonna get killed
02:44:42.580
and he just walks in with three or four of them
02:44:48.580
uh from what i understand is they wouldn't tell anybody
02:45:00.580
don't steal from a bunch of people who are losing everything
02:45:02.580
like their home their country their children have been drafted and killed in wars
02:45:09.580
and then show up to your fucking government function
02:45:13.580
i have sympathy for the guy that did it actually
02:45:19.580
when that felt like that's what you had to do now
02:45:21.580
that's how crazy these maniacs are making people
02:45:32.580
everyone that does anything bad that you don't like
02:46:01.580
geez isn't that lucky that the good guys always win
02:46:51.580
I feel like I should be reading this in a proper accent
02:46:59.580
for in its shadow individual freedoms wither away
02:47:03.580
beware the creeping tyranny that disguises itself as authority
02:47:11.580
for true strength lies in the unyielding defense of personal liberty
02:47:24.580
don't push guys to the point where they don't give a shit
02:47:49.580
because violence is never the answer ever in history
02:47:53.580
give us all your fucking money to fund this pointless war that's killing millions of people
02:47:57.580
but violence is never the answer unless when we want to do it to you
02:48:08.580
sometimes they're you know piece of shit journalists that you know totally
02:48:16.580
carried on a very violent and vicious divisive narrative that killed people
02:48:25.580
I don't have it handy and it'll probably get me banned on something
02:48:48.580
the only person I think I feel bad for is maybe the guy that did it
02:48:55.580
where you think this is how it's gonna end for me
02:49:03.580
don't focus on that focus on the poor dead politicians
02:49:07.580
and you know helping to benefit from the rape of an entire people
02:49:18.580
in a nation where everyone under the age of 30 is fucking dead
02:49:46.580
you want me to apologize for liking Frank Castle
02:49:57.580
watch it turn out this guy's like a Ukrainian army vet
02:50:28.580
multiple assault grenades I have stolen from truck
02:53:45.580
we just know that she doesn't like white people
02:53:52.580
she's dreaming of a fucking people of color Christmas
02:53:58.580
the revelation of the secret no white holiday party drew some backlash after
02:54:38.580
this is a man that's being held prisoner against his will
02:54:43.580
this man is being used as a breeding agent for the government of China
02:56:30.580
he thought he was getting this hot Chinese woman
02:58:57.580
and the only people that aren't included are those
02:59:07.580
I've like tried to deprogram several people about this
03:01:05.580
heard something about ginger and lifting weights
03:01:23.580
that was the whole point of the fucking stream dude
03:03:30.580
it's a million dollars to heat your fucking house
03:06:23.580
then you pick the next thing you definitely got to do
03:13:15.580
is so much further moved up the left up the rope
03:13:28.580
and part of that is what you guys have been doing
03:14:22.580
tooth and nail to the bitter end of the last fucking man
03:14:25.580
hey if it's got to end someday that's how it is
03:14:36.580
because the collective strength of this many great people working together to support each other
03:14:49.580
you got to be community minded bigger focus not just not just about you
03:14:54.580
that's why the healthier you are the better you are the better you're doing
03:15:19.580
and people are willing to do a lot for each other
03:15:26.580
and they've proven it that they're willing to show up and
03:15:34.580
that's a that's a very powerful unique and wonderful thing
03:16:07.580
I just wanted to make YouTube videos to make people laugh
03:16:18.580
but the words are getting stuck behind your teeth
03:16:30.580
just ask pussy riot what those girls went through
03:16:48.580
and take on all the bad guys and signal with a flashlight
03:17:16.580
even though the world is slowly tearing me apart
03:20:54.580
I need a company in that room, whatever I want to do.
03:20:58.660
I need a company in that room, whatever I want to do.
03:21:27.220
I know I said we were desperate for medical care,
03:21:31.000
but I don't think this is exactly what people...
03:22:03.320
because obviously I'm going to be gone for a while now.
03:22:51.240
And if I was actually lying, I want to play you.