RageCast 404: ASSERT CONTROL
Episode Stats
Length
3 hours and 6 minutes
Words per Minute
135.34926
Hate Speech Sentences
166
Summary
In this episode, the boys talk about their Christmas plans for the new year, how to deal with the holidays, and how to handle the holidays when you don t have a job. They also talk about a story about a guy who yelled "Free Palestine" at a Jewish congressman, and a video of gay sex in a Senate hearing room.
Transcript
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I was like, this is going to look retarded on Monday.
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But, you know, you fly close to the sun, you get burned sometimes.
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I'm growing a third eye right in the middle of my head.
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I told you I'm becoming too psychically powerful.
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Now I'm like, what do I want to be one of those people that doesn't have burns all over
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Like that's some kind of unspoken man status thing where you're in a room of guys like
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All of us are in pain on our hands somewhere because you're doing stuff.
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You guys see this video, this, uh, great tweet.
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There was a video, uh, of some staff members in one of the U S Senate hearing rooms, just
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banging, just gay sex banging, just fucking right on the table.
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I saw some guy, I don't know if it was the, it might've been a Marine or something.
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It said, um, I'm just going to say right now, I am not following laws passed in a room
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where people are fucking each other in the ass.
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That's a good, that is a good way to look at it.
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Those, those two weird, they're fucking each other on the desk, right?
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There's a little twist to the story though, that I just learned today that I didn't know
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The Democrat Senate staffer was not fired for gay sex in the Senate hearing room.
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He yelled free Palestine at a Jewish congressman.
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So he yells something about Palestine and days later, oh, your life's just, career's destroyed.
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You don't get to be in a lot of these positions and places unless you're allowed to be.
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And one of the reasons you're allowed to be is because there is damning blackmail they can
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hold over you to destroy you at any time, making you controllable.
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You can do whatever you want unless it conflicts with what they want.
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That's why you see all these politicians and these fakes and frauds and liars and crooks.
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This Argentinian, uh, immediately as soon as I looked at him, I was like, fag.
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I don't know if it was Henrik from Red Ice or something.
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He's got this ridiculous, like, he's like this emo guy.
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He's converted to Judaism for some reason immediately.
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He signed the Paris Climate Accords immediately after saying he's not...
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And he's also changed his mind about the central banks and all of that kind of stuff.
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So basically, everything he said was nonsense and he's totally...
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Unless they are a true dyed-in-the-wool, you know, blood-in-the-veins crusader,
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I want to see how many times, how many assassination attempts this person has survived from the system.
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Before I consider them, you know, someone I will follow.
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You know, it's, you know, the barrier of entry has to be something.
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There are people out there with, um, you know, showing up like they're going to do all kinds of shit.
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You've just been going along to get along this whole time and all of a sudden out of nowhere,
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I don't know what's going to happen with that Vivek Ramaswamy guy in the States.
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I'm just defending the viewpoint that he could be exactly what he looks like.
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He's just a guy with a lot of money and he's like, fuck it, I'll do it.
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But the cynical side of me, which is the smarter side of me,
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I hate when I'm right about things because it's never about anything good.
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Or maybe, you know, the cynical side of me says,
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this is the office of the President of the United States.
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I mean, look, a lot of people thought, you know,
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Trump was swinging for Americans, like, legitimately
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and couldn't get much done because of the red day, if you want to call it.
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He had a lot of compromising people and things around him
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But regardless, even if you had the best guy you could
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and just airdropped him in there into that office,
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That's how out of control this whole thing has become.
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Even the President of the United States is going to be
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fighting an uphill battle to untangle the fucking monster
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But it's enough power that it would be a problem
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I mean, typically I do soundtracks, these kinds of things.
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I don't know what kind of soundtrack is appropriate for...
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This will just make everybody more comfortable.
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Certain underguys, underbosses, captains, lieutenants, street soldiers...
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People you know are going to do what they're told.
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And they're, more importantly, not going to turn around and fucking kill you when your
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It's a fucking dangerous world out there in the crime syndicate town, you know?
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So, President of the United States being King of New Jersey?
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We're going to make sure the right guy gets into that job, you know?
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Maybe he's a highly sophisticated political gangster.
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Anyway, that whole opening segment, that was just so I could watch the Sopranos intro.
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It happens once in a while, so it's one of those things.
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Green energy is soiling green, says Daisy Light Creations.
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They pay me like a whore and then abuse me, and I can't, I don't know.
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Always called the ones with the turban a pull start, and the ones with the dots a push start.
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Well, that's because you're not Canadian, Pulminder.
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I mutilated myself to show you guys how serious I am.
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It really is that dumb when you start to think about it, and they just do everything in the world to keep you from ever thinking about it.
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It's almost like avoiding the work is more work than the work would have been.
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Because when you think about it, this is really interesting, actually, when I think about it.
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Here, so in just in the last couple of years, guys, 20, remember 2019, the vets, the salty boys, who have been like,
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I've been maintaining this level of ferocious, like, I'm ready to fucking explode for years now.
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But since 2019, think of the amount of things that have happened that have people all of a sudden looking at them like,
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Well, that should, that's supposed to take like 10 years and you just,
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No, we're not world war, or do you want to do world war three now?
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You, you said, you said there was, you said price on carbon.
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Like, that's, that wasn't, that wasn't part of the deal.
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Hey, uh, is it, like, are you taking everybody's bank accounts away
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Why, why are the police not wearing name tags exactly?
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Why, why, so we just, so we just don't answer questions anymore?
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Why, why, so, and just, before I forget, on my way here, driving down,
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I couldn't help but notice there was a giant monkey man.
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And there was a, thousands of people with turbans, like, worshipping it,
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It's incredible to me that there's people living in bubbles
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how we've literally been fucking already replaced
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let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor
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a super peaceful comfy American time January 2025
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I've received the transmission from the big giant head
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physically mentally abused now they burned me they made me do this help me ceases the psychic
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power of my audience is too strong they won't let me go i'm a slave my mind belongs to them
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i'm a slave it backfired we are legion no don't listen to them
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i shouldn't have played with that ouija board when i was a kid i knew this would happen
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whatever man fine good i'll be able to levitate and shoot lasers it'll be awesome
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um king mahabuli mooli says i'm out with ragecast playing you're out gassed up and went inside
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to pay with my phone blasting the jeep jam everybody get down and it's a jeep jam
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and the guy behind the counter smiled and said that's punjabi song very good hilarious
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if he only knew how much i did not appreciate you know oh
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not a fan generally not a lot of good experiences you know getting getting more and more bad ones
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every uh every often you know so i'm running out of
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running running out of tolerance points snizhana
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says it's infuriating that these new canadians aren't even forced to learn the language of their
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host country yeah that's insane that's that's crazy
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slobs like me were forced to stay in esl for years even though we didn't need it anymore we adapted
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these people don't merry christmas to you and yours thank you back at you yeah you should i mean
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no we're all we're all just going to move to saudi arabia and we're going to start our own town and
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we're going to speak english and we're going to do whatever we want we're just going to do everything
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we do here in saudi arabia and we're going to keep importing more and more of our friends until
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there's enough of us that we could just start telling everybody else what to do and then when
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the saudi arabians complain we're going to say that they're racist and then if they don't stop
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being racist we're going to have to fire them from all their important jobs and give them to us
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because they were too racist to have them so then we're going to have all their important jobs now
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and now we're in charge okay what would you call that scenario what would that look like
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is that that's called that's called culturally enriched saudi arabia that's a new tv show
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it's going to be a sitcom like friends laugh tracks and everything except it's just me and
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the guys in saudi arabia just bullying saudis into accepting our way of life and calling them
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racist everywhere derrick's like the ce derrick becomes part of the royal family
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they start getting upset fairy gives them a powerpoint presentation on fucking ethnic tolerance
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it's a crazy place we kept the whipping though we did adopt that we culturally we like that one
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we're like oh you guys whip your criminals in public still that's pretty cool let's do that
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let's do that so we did we did culturally appropriate that part
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oh wait i missed one uh wife hellbilly's wife says it's uh i take the dot it's honorable 46 is still
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had to get one for the company christmas party what had to get what what are you talking about
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appellation says got quite a laugh out of the side quest of tearing up the roller hockey drink
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yeah man legendary story very good uh he says keep them coming the inspirational talks at the end
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really helped too thanks for carrying us chief you're welcome sir it's uh i got nothing else to do
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i guess little foot uh says few streams ago you mentioned uh streaming video games to get the youth
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i think you should but do the austrian painter character while you play
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and i don't mean i mean looked like him in everything it was like uncanny
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like how these some of these people are like doing like donald trump impersonations or like
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elvis or something and you're like man that's really good
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he just acts exactly like hitler with everything hitler would say
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about everything it's literally just hitler gets time warped to now and he's forced to play these
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games with children and he's like all confused at first he's really competitive in the game
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kids are trying to explain to him why why he's not allowed to he's fucking firing back with fucking
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this huge debate these fucking video game lobbies with fake hitler
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oh man that's somebody should do that that's funny
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that would be wild you could get away with that in the united states i think
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you'd have to get somebody to like you'd have to that would be crazy if there's somebody committed to the whole character
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has to get you know put contacts in whatever it takes
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soldier would fire on their own citizens without a thought
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short and long says what's a little rapey rapey standby
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chet chisholm says that dude kind of looks like earth
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uh but without the super suit and the plasma gun
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uh hillbilly's wife says if tapeworm had a face
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scotian lady says united raging emirates sounds interesting
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to take over your fucking country and tell you what to do
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now build me a fucking toronto maple leafs merch shop
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mary jane crystal says i can't believe one of my favorite things
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is to listen to you rant and rave all week while i tend to my gardens and livestock
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like doesn't it make you like angry and they're like no
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i don't know that's i don't know what's going on
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maybe i am am i a psyop am i i don't know that i'm a psyop is that what it is am i mk ultra
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i'm just keeping everybody's calm down man that's all i'm doing
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as a driver it's a daily struggle working side by side
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with a race that's responsible for 80 percent of my highway fatalities
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because they're like really digging their teeth into that industry
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a lot of people that are driving on our fucking roads
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and killing each other in the streets of our country
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I can see you're getting back to your roots here.
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I'm just going to close this door and I'm not going to...