1025. Andy & DJ CTI： Trump Plans To Suspend Federal Gas Tax, Hantavirus Cruise Ship & Shane Gillis Infuriates Chelsea Handler
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Summary
On this episode of the Realest Say Goodbye Podcast, DJ Jesus and Andy Priscilla are joined by special guest and friend of the show, Shaquille O'Neal. The guys discuss Shaq's recent weight gain and how he's dealing with it.
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what is up guys it's andy priscilla you're listening to the show for the realest say
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goodbye i almost forgot say goodbye to the lies and fakeness and delusions of reality
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okay yeah i'm all over yep just fucking start the show dj jesus don't be a hoe share the show
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all right hello children there you go i've been working all day hey bro it's been like three
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weeks straight of events every day dude i was about to say it's been a yeah it's been a stretch
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been a stretch i'm tired forgive me i'm tired grandpa yeah my my 180 iq is now 160
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oh man that's still good though that's the point though i see what you i see what you did there
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i'm over here calculating fucking yeah man what's going on doc nothing man yoke fest back in action
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i'm getting there yeah bro getting there ribs and dick this summer that's it that's it this is
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that's what uh that's that's the theme of the summer actually that's right ribs and dick that's
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right summer 26 that's it plates full that's that sounds a little gay
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summer 26 ribs and dick ribs and dick which comes first yeah well nobody said in that order
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you know i'm saying i mean if you ask bill cosby it's something else
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one has to go first oh shit man dude no it was a good day i woke up you know it's been i think
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it's been like a week or so since i sent you that uh that picture of me on the scale yeah right same
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weight oh really yeah and i ain't looked at it since so we're still we're maintaining we're good
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there i gotta keep going though yeah uh well you're getting to a point now where if you if
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you're lifting which i haven't seen you lifting you keep telling me you're lifting i know you're
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lying no i'm no no no that's not bullshit the other day i asked you if you worked out
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today and you said yes and then i went back after i walked away because at the end of the day here's
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what happened no no look it out i have witnesses i have witnesses nope it was last week at the end
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of the day i said you trained today what day was it i don't know i don't remember but i said did
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you train today and you said yeah and then i went back and i replayed the day okay and i'm like no
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i was here early today i was here early and i didn't see dj in the gym i didn't leave
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were you in the gym the whole time i was here the whole time
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and but you weren't here the whole time because you were doing like training and other things
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like pistol training so then i did all the math and i said there's no way he trained
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what you didn't clarify what you certainly lied right to my face no no you didn't clarify the
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type of training yeah i train yeah i train every day dog all right so now i know i gotta watch out
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I got witnesses. I have an accountability partner.
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I'm just saying, last time you fucking got kind of in shape,
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How do you understand why I never play basketball?
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Yeah, you better keep going and not get fat again, bro.
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But, you know, one of the last shows we did,
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But, dude, we got really good people to listen to the show, dude.
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I'm going to toss it so I'm going to stay on camera.
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oh dude come on man there you go it really it really does save my mom
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thanks mom yeah there you go dog oh dude that's funny so mom sent me some he-mans there you go
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there we go baby and he loves the he-man is that really for my mom yeah no that's really
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Why is Skeletor so much more jacked than He-Man?
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We got plenty of topics to cruise, things to talk and peruse about.
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That would be wild if somebody played to be your mom.
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Stealing my clothes and putting them on and wearing them
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and then posting pictures of themselves on the internet.
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we had a fucking stalker one time we had a stalker break in to one of my properties
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steal my clothes put them on take pictures in the mirror and that's how we ended up fucking
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catching them yeah when we could when i posted on facebook yeah and when i put them out of his
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house he still had the shit on yeah bro stop fucking with me yeah man just just be fuck with
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somebody else yeah please please um but yeah man let's get into it guys remember if you would like
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to see any of these pictures headlines videos links go to andy frisella.com you guys can check
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them all out there for you that being said dude let's get into it all right headline one let's
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kick it off uh gas is high right now yeah it's high it is high it's high you know that meme where
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Like, you know, don't be high on the show that like crackhead lady.
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Headline reads, Trump plans to suspend federal gas tax as Iran war hammers Americans.
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Dude, that just shows you how out of touch these people really are.
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give them 18 cents yeah that'll that'll help fuck yep and he's planning to suspend it quote
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we're going to take off the gas tax for a period of time and when gas goes down we'll let it phase
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back in the president told cbs news on monday the break so it's 18.4 cents per gallon of gas
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24.4 cents per gallon of diesel would offer modest relief for drivers who have watched prices explode
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50 percent since the war began to a national average of four dollars and 52 cents um if
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introduced today the average would drop to four dollars and 34 cents still far above the two
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dollars and 98 cents drivers were paying before the conflict erupted in february 28 so just in a
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couple of months it's literally double almost double like that that's fucking crazy um for what
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for what yeah what are we getting out of it oh nothing nothing
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how about no tax how about no tax on fucking anything until you motherfuckers can balance
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the budget how about not even being eligible for re-election until that happens how about
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a whole lot of things that need to change okay this is bullshit man and it's almost
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i mean dude it's not almost it's insulting that that's like what they do that's the fix right
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yeah 18 cents dog what happened to uh drill baby drill and do all our own shit and be energy
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independent and you know bring gas down to a dollar a gallon and that that that that that
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that oh what happened to that oh yeah well just like everything else nothing well dude there's
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still the other piece of this too man is the amount of like tax dollars we still haven't
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really got that under control though all the fucking fraud waste and abuse right there the
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countless billions of dollars that we're sending overseas um and it's funny because that actually
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got that actually came up in an interview um specifically this was uh benjamin netanyahu
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did an interview on 60 Minutes, and they asked him specifically about USAID going to Israel.
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Did you hear this? No. Yeah, let's check his response. Here's the quote.
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Do you believe it's time for the state of Israel to re-examine and possibly reset its financial
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relationship to the United States, meaning what the United States provides to Israel
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on an annual basis? Absolutely. And I've said this to President Trump. I've said it to our own people.
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I want to draw down to zero the American financial support, the financial component of the military
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cooperation that we have, because we receive $3.8 billion a year. And I think that it's
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time that we weaned ourselves from the remaining military support.
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I said, let's start now and do it over the next decade, over the next 10 years.
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Okay, let's think about what he's actually saying.
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We need to expand Israel across the Middle East because we can't produce anything inside of our own borders to actually pay for our own shit.
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And while the United States gives us $3.8 billion
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I'm going to make it seem like they only give us $3.8 billion
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Who rob the American people with exorbitant interest rates
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And then turn around and donate it to our country
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So I'm going to make it sound like we only give them $3.8
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But under the guise of predatory capitalism, which is exactly what we live under, we're actually getting far more.
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And if you actually want us to be able to be financially independent, then you must support our conquering of the Middle East so that we can produce enough things to not have to rely on you, the American taxpayer.
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So if you don't support the war in Iran and our conquering of the Middle East,
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then you must want to pay us money when in reality we don't support any of it.
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We don't give a fuck because you're not us.
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And then you yell at us and make laws against us for saying,
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okay so let's get real about what he's saying he's trying to position himself in a way that
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sounds like he's doing the good thing but in order for him to do the quote-unquote good thing
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then we have to support all these other things for the next 10 years that's right so like most
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of the times again actually all the time he's full of shit so let's be real about what we're
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talking about here now so so that happens that that's cool something else interesting uh going
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on right now is is a talk of the town surrounding trump specifically that came out um and this has
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to go back all the way to butler to the butler assassination attempt okay um and this is this is
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very interesting there was a mystery online figure who contacted trump shooter um right before the
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shooting he's finally been unmasked um and his messages raised chilling questions and they even
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like dude this is this is weird because this is a situation we really still don't know it's not
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weird i guarantee you it has ties to our own government and all these things am i right or
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wrong not yet okay it is listen it's fucking weird though all right it's weird um so there's
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been this shadowy figure online known as willie teppes or teps um he made contact with wannabe
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Trump assassin, Thomas Crooks. He's a 55 year old Norwegian neo-Nazi. His name's Born Leaf
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Hammermud. OK, and he actually confirmed exclusively to the Daily Mail. And in a heated
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message exchange with the Daily Mail, he revealed what he believes was behind Crooks' evil attempt.
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Elmer Rudd, who is the Daily Mail's learned, is married with children, lives in Spidenberg and
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Oslo suburb, reached out to Crooks four years before the attempt on President Donald Trump's
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life at an event in Butler, Pennsylvania, after Crooks tagged tips in a YouTube comment section
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of a California gun control related video. Quote, if a gun and a badge is all that is needed,
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Hemmerrod told Crooks, quote, then authority obviously comes from the barrel of a gun.
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We have more guns than they do. There is no way we can avoid a war at this point. So you better
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just get used to the idea cook's youtube went dark shortly thereafter and he was deemed to have
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no other social media presence however hamamud continued to freely post inflammatory violent
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often anti-semitic messages on the telegram app as recent recently as last week where he's
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contributed between 4 000 and 5 000 posts since 2021 he called for drone swarms and assassins
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and intentions to kill every single leader, politician, media personality, and Jews, end
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quote. Dubbed the Osama bin Laden of the Nazi underworld, this guy even singled out Trump in
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one post saying, thank you, Mr. Trump. Those words will be used to hang you. Helmut Rudd is a proud
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member of the neo-Nazi group Nordic Resistance Movement and is reportedly missing two fingers
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on his right hand, possibly due to his interest in weaponry. All right. Now, all of this is going
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on. This group called Citizens Commission, they use an online tracking tool to kind of sift through
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all of the posts and stuff that he was saying in 83 different channels on the app, with the first
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one dating back to May 16th, 2021. And this is what they have to say. Quote, what I don't
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understand is how this guy is still able to keep posting violent stuff if the investigation into
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crooks was thorough said a spokesman for the group how was this teps character missed or if
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they knew about him why did they omit it in speaking about the investigation from everything
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we can tell it appears crooks talked about assassination attempts with a foreign terrorist
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in the youtube comment section now remember the gentleman that that was killed there's a difference
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between talking about assassination attempts and planning an assassination those are two different
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things okay well i mean and the other piece of this too that i look at it's like you know there's
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been some very consistent things right like when with all of these shooters with the weird
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manifestos they all typically are left leaning right this guy crooks was the same there's always
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some type of rub there's some type of contact that's made between that individual and some
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mysterious online person right that's kind of like you know pushing them almost if you will
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Right. Kind of like feet like, you know, trying to show them down this path to where ultimately is their decision, their actions, that they act on this information.
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But there's somebody kind of like just just giving a little nudge. Right.
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That's kind of what I picked up from this. Now, Campatore, the firefighter that was killed in that assassination attempt.
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Right. His wife, Helen, she made it clear that she does not believe the official account either.
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She says, quote, if you think that kid just got out of bed and went and shot the president and shot my husband, you're batshit crazy.
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Capitore said she believes that two people high up at the federal level who were there during the Biden administration and are still in their positions are responsible in some way for the assassination attempt.
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she continues saying i will find out what happened to him and i will continue focusing on this until
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the day i die good for her i i agree with her i don't know the specifics i don't agree with the
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specifics because i don't know them sure but i agree that uh it wasn't just some dork yeah with
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a rifle and uh he was somehow you know mk altered or convinced or you know manipulated or
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brainwash or whatever you want to call it into doing this thing right right well i mean and then
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even just the back end logistics you know i'm saying like the the serious failures like how
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did he get up on the roof how was he on the roof yeah listen man there's more than one person
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involved in this no matter which way you slice it yeah and there was more than one person involved
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on the scene no matter which way you slice it no okay
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they get these people to do these things by straight up lying to them by the way they say
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oh if you do this you'll be a hero and we'll protect you and you know there's other things
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in it you're doing it to save humanity you won't be attacked right and then you know they get their
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brains blown out oh yeah oh yeah and that serves two purposes one it shows that they got them so
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there's no quote-unquote investigation and two it makes that you know it ties up any loose ends
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yeah you know yeah but i mean and to the group that pointed this out too it's like
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it does raise some questions right like if there was a legitimate contact why why wasn't that
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mentioned anywhere well i mean teppis is not wrong i mean what he says is the gun and the
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badge is all you needed then authority comes from the barrel of a gun i mean
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if you have to use the threat of violence to get people to do things then
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that's not freedom yeah you know what i'm saying all authority is derived from some sort of threat
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of violence we're just used to living under it so yeah now there's been other things too
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happened in the news that has not been covered bro did you see that uh vice president jd vance
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his motorcade was shot at you know someone told me that but i never saw that yeah well that's i
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didn't see anything on on the internet about it either and that's weird well dude but do we know
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that's actually real no no for sure the dude that shot him he also shot a civilian he's in a coma
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now because secret service returned fire it has not been covered by any major news like article
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source like that at all but it's a legit situation that happened how do you know i mean we got people
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yeah it's a real thing right um yeah and then like i mean even trying to pull today right but
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jd vance motorcade shot is there any articles about this at all very few washington post did
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cover it here's here you go that's a donate yeah here we go yeah he's from texas yeah texas man
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charged in dc shooting this is the road to the nba final texas man charged in dc shooting was
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walking along the path of vance's motorcade agent says yeah the man accused of firing a gun at law
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enforcement officers near the washington monument this week was walking along the path of vice
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president jd vance's motorcade before the shooting and made a vulgar remark about the white house
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after the confrontation according to the court filing wednesday michael marks 45 of midland texas
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was shot multiple times during Monday's confrontation
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and was in the back of an ambulance on his way to a hospital
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I mean, there's video of it and everything, dude.
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because they don't want to encourage more of that.
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That's at least what the conspiracy theorists are saying.
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But when fake scenarios, controlled scenarios happen, they cover this.
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Oh, you're saying like this is a real vigilante.
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This was a real like we talked about last week, which I predicted is going to start happening.
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We are at a point in time no different than what happened in 1930s Germany, where people are suffering so much.
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overdone to where people feel like they have nothing to lose.
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if it was a real situation is that him no no that's uh the firefighter okay yeah that's his
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wife helen yeah that's such bullshit dude it's it's insane dude and like i like the part two
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that i don't like is just simply like the lack of information around these scenarios and they get
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mad when people question the official narratives when it's like you're not releasing anything on
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it you know i'm saying the butler shit the fucking mar-a-lago shooting like the lack of information
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about the butler shooting is it should raise red flags for every single person i mean real talk
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yeah like even you know like i know that in the conspiracy world or whatever you want to call it
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the truth world you know most people understand that there was something bigger going on there
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but in the normie world they still take it for face value right right and clearly it wasn't
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exactly what they've presented it to be no different than the charlie kirk situation no
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different than jfk no different than any of these things and um i'll tell you what man
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i'm just tired of being lied to i mean if you think about the situation that we're in
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and you think about that we literally pay more in taxes than we get to keep when you do all the math
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and then you think about how much they lie to us and how much they manipulate us and how much
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they gaslight us into believing that we're free while they go ahead and make anti-speech laws so
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you can't criticize people that are doing nefarious things right like it just gets me
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madder and madder and madder when you really like think about what is actually happening here i mean
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when you walk down to the gas station you see dudes in their uh construction vests coming off
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work you know they're covered in dirt because they work their asses off all day and they're
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counting change out to buy a fucking sandwich that's not right man no and and it disgusts me
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as an american that these people who are you know worth hundreds of millions and billions of dollars
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are willing to squeeze people that fucking hard forget at all okay like
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it shouldn't be at all this is supposed to be land of the free that's what this country was
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founded upon it's supposed to be very little government interfering very little in everyday
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life and it has become the opposite of that and we are the worker bees of the world we are the
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only people in the world who are told they're free who get told that we live in the best country in
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the world get told all of these things and then get told to go work hard and this and that and
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they're all virtues which i believe those are strong virtues they're biblical virtues but then
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to have the fruits of our labor ripped from us and confiscated by what is really just a modern day
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royal system just like has been happening you know for thousands of years yeah and this is
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why empires fall and this is why there's revolutions because eventually the people
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get tired of it they do the math and they realize there are far more of us than there are of them
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and the fear is what keeps us from realizing that right like like everybody like the tax thing for
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example if everybody just stopped paying taxes a lot of this would solve itself but the truth
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of the matter is everybody's afraid to stop paying taxes but the truth is they don't have
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the manpower to do fucking anything about it yeah they can't do anything about it it takes
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them three or four years to figure out if you the citizen doesn't pay your tax so what if you know
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200 million people decided i'm not doing it no what are they going to do they can't nothing they
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can't do anything so they don't have the power to do it their power is largely based on intimidation
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and fear all right and um in order for us to get our country back we're going to have to come to
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the realization that that is what their power is based upon it's based upon fear it's based upon
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intimidation and we no longer live in the country that we have been brought up to believe that we
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live in that is just a matter of fact now when we say this is the greatest country in the world
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i think we have the greatest people in the world i think we have the greatest intentions of the
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world i think the american spirit is the best in the world but take all of that away and say we
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live in the greatest country in the world by what metric are we defining that because by all
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measurable metrics that is not currently true it hasn't been for a minute that's right for
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a long time and the reason that people don't realize it is because they're kept in such a
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place of poverty they can't even afford to go anywhere else yeah you know you go to japan dude
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like you go to japan they've protected their culture okay japanese culture has been japanese
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culture for thousands of years they don't allow it to be diluted it's a high-trust society you
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can leave your bike out you can leave your uh keys to your car in your car you can walk around
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and do whatever you want and nobody does anything people understand standards people understand
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that we are the collective of japanese people and this is how we operate and america culture
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has been intentionally diluted to such a point where we have yes we have people that operate as
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if we're supposed to as americans but then we have a whole bunch of other people that don't do shit
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that these people who are doing the right thing have to fund okay and it's a mess man and um
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unfortunately you know or fortunately however you want to look at it we're living in a situation
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where there is going to be a turn and what the turn is is what we decide it to be and that's
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the thing that the people have to understand this is going to go one of two ways this is going to go
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the way of we get our country back we remove all of these ridiculous taxes and this ridiculous
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oppression financially that we have in the country and we'll restore American standards and American
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culture or we're going to become the shithole of the world those are the two things that are
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going to happen here and it's up to the American people to decide they are going to have to wake
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up they're going to have to become aware they're going to have to stop fighting over stupid things
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that we are intentionally propagated to fight over like um you know identity politics you know
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black white gay straight all these things that really in and out here in the real world aren't
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even things that we like have in our face on a regular basis um but what we do have in our face
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on a regular basis is the unaffordability of basic needs for a lot of people um the lack of
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opportunity to get out of these holes because the system is rigged against them and uh you know
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it's interesting how people will fight over things that they never have to deal with in real life
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or very rarely have to deal with in real life but they won't address the things that affect them on
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a daily basis they'll just let those things slide you know save the sea turtles yeah yeah it doesn't
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it doesn't make sense and i think that comes from a position of you know people feel powerless but
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dude that's not the case that's a big lie okay they intentionally make us feel powerless so that
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we won't question won't ask won't challenge the status quo of them the elite the very rich milking
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the regular american people into a place of financial hardship so much show to the point
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where they don't have the ability to worry about the system being fixed because they're too worried
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about figuring out how to survive yeah and uh yeah bro well it's what you say too dude it's like
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it's much easier to fight a faceless enemy a faceless nameless enemy than it is to confront
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a real yeah a real threat real enemy it's much more easier to do that bro so yeah let's fight
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it's just low iq shit and like people you know like this this like look at the internet dude
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and look at all these people like like look at the current argument okay that guy's a fed no that
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guy's a fed no that guy's a fed let me tell you something we're all fucking feds because we're all
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employees of the government because they steal way more of our fucking dollars than we get to keep
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that makes us employees of them so if you want to be real about it y'all are fucking feds every
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single fucking one of you you just don't fucking get it that's right okay so like why don't we stop
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arguing about all of these things and figure out that we're all on the same team and those
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motherfuckers ain't the day that happens is when things start to get better but people would rather
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get clicks and likes and shares because a lot of these quote-unquote talking heads have had the
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funds that used to go to the media now funneled to them and this is their only way they've ever
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made any sort of financial gain in their life they weren't successful before this they didn't
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have money before this they weren't famous before this but now they are so they find every single
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thing to fight about they possibly can and that division and that uh constant antagonization
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amongst the people of each other is what's costing it's costing us our country it's costing us
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everything okay so like before you go out there and say that guy's a fed that guy's a fed well
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you're a fed too motherfucker you just don't know it that's right you haven't put it together yet
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you pay more in tax to them than you get to keep oh i only pay 30 no the fuck you don't
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you aren't you're not adding in all the other tax you're not adding in the tax you pay on food
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you're not adding in the tax you pay on gas you're not adding in the tax you pay to own property
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how can you be free if you don't even own your property how can you be free if you can buy a
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house and then if you don't pay your property tax they can take it back that's not fucking freedom
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you don't own shit it's all a lie so but here's 18 cents off yeah like dude it's just bro it's
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it's you know it's low it's just low iq it's low iq selfish
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self-serving nonsense yeah that's what it is you know like yeah man yeah that says what you guys
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think man down in the comments let us know man oh he's a fed yeah so are you that's right so are
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you you may not have an official title but you're an employee of the government when you when you
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when you uh you know what i'm saying like they own you they own you yeah man dude that that
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that division shit that hey bro it's so annoying it's so annoying there's bigger fish to fry guys
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yeah let's keep cruising though man this is uh we got more we got more yeah yeah headline two
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let's dive into it now i know that guy's bought and paid for yeah so are you that's right so are
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you you don't fuck you're not you're not getting it dude they own you they own you they fucking
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own you you just haven't realized it yeah um gotta do an update uh since last time we talked dude
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i'm not liking what i'm seeing with covid 2.0 i'm not and there's some real like bro this might be
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some tinfoil hat time okay because there's a lot of interesting shit happening in this let's dive
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into it though uh so they started debarking uh disembarking the uh the cruise ship right
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um they landed in spain they started uh you know passing them out which is interesting like full
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stop right there bro if there's some shit that's already contained how about we just keep that
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shit there for a minute you know i'm saying like i mean that's logical isn't it no let's spread
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them out throughout the world right what what has anything that they've done over the last
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six years been based on any sort of logic any logic yeah bro now listen i get it dude um but
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yeah so they started letting these motherfuckers off the off the ship um they started disembarking
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on sunday and um cnn had a fucking shit cnn had a case tracker on the other day no real bro that's
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what i'm dude that's what i'm saying dude i know like bro dude fuck um yeah so let's start let's
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start letting these motherfuckers off off the fucking uh ship right and um to your surprise
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anybody's surprised there's u.s there's french evacuees they've already tested positive okay
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um and uh they're already here they're already here there's a video here um two of those patients
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If you guys are listening to the audio, pause it.
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That looks exactly like the shit they were playing at the beginning of COVID.
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Now, there's no audio here, but you're watching this, okay?
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This was taken today when this show is being recorded, okay?
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everybody's in hazmat suits except for that one guy that's kind of weird
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but yeah let me get in the full hazmat suit you got his mask on
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got the mask got that n95 on he's good social distancing right
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okay now i tried to scrub the internet today andy because we had just talked about all those
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videos and shit from 2020 dude like you can't it's hard to find any of them yeah i had to use
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the wave way back machine yeah to fucking pull this clip that i'm about to show you here this
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was just just to remind people this is what it looked like in 2020 not very long ago shit like
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this okay this was out of china people passing out they got the bubble suits on the fucking
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roadblocks they would do. People laying in the
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Look at that. Just laying out. They're showing people
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you know so there's a difference not same same eerily similar yeah eerily similar what did i
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tell you guys was likely going to happen to well let me remind you what i said was is that
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eventually because of the way that covid went down the nefarious play would be to release something
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that actually does kill people so that everybody would ignore it and then actually get sick and
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then they could blame the people who were criticizing it and who deniers the covid deniers
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they could they could blame them and hold them accountable for the quote-unquote misinformation
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it's what they try to do during covid too so now an interesting update right you remember this dude
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we covered him you remember that we played this video he's crying right this guy yeah um i want
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show you so this this he was allegedly one of the guys on the cruise ship he's probably some
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fucking uh actor from a shampoo commercial or some shit from shampoo you know what i'm saying
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like that's what's gonna happen we're gonna find out this dude is like there's something it's 10
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times worse oh really oh bro it's 10 times fucking worse dude okay so this video right uh we played
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on the show last week okay uh but being the internet nothing gets deleted this video this
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next clip is from 2021 same guy let's check this out damn near the same shirt you must like green
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check this clip out let's get vaccinated gorgeous vaccinated girls get boosted and gorgeous boosted
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girls get boosted again if you're eligible okay yeah all right so this is jake rosmarin okay jake
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Rosmarin. All right. From Boston. Right. Did a little digging. This is on his LinkedIn page.
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He spent a little stint at the Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs.
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OK. Where he performed standard research, collection and analysis using a variety of
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online databases, assisted in videography, recording and editing of interviews with
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political analysts and responsible for posting and monitoring web articles written by field experts.
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um he's a student photographer um and he likes the theaters now the rabbit hole gets a little
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crazier right because this is again i'm pulling this stuff off online i'm trying to verify it
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myself right did you know that the hebrew slang for hanta means uh nonsense a lie a scam a hoax
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or something totally fake uh i did not isn't that fucking weird now they've already put they've
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already started putting fucking you know the snopes fucking fact checks and shit on there and
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yes it does mean that however this should not be confused with the hansom virus which comes from
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the hansom valley in korea is so they're saying now i know you're big on accountability seeking
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it wanting it right and it's so interesting because again we talked last show about this
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right somebody's listening andy somebody's listening headline reads senator ran paul
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A whistleblower's revelation about the COVID cover-up is coming
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I don't think a wood chipper is good enough for Fauci.
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and let the fucking flesh-eating ants eat him.
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and put a put a uh put it like one of those uh cameras on him just to watch for you know it can
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just take a few weeks or whatever keep him alive you know put an iv on him you know i'm saying feed
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him through a tube give him some adrenaline every now and then yeah like uh like uh that movie with
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gerard butler where he uh catches that that guy that that killed his family his art and shit yeah
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law-abiding citizen yep right yeah he puts a he puts iv and gives him adrenaline and makes sure
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that he stays alive as long as possible that's that's what that man deserves yeah well it may
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be coming sooner than you sooner than we think all right now rampaul i i like rampaul he's cool
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right he's you know typically true to his word i haven't seen a whole lot i'm sure there's stuff
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out there i have not seen yet but what i've seen shows me he's a pretty good dude um and he's
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intensifying efforts to hold dr anthony fauci uh fauci accountable for alleged lies to congress
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Now, the deadline for the statute of limitations
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Rand Paul is committed to maintain the pressure
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He has scheduled a Senate hearing for Wednesday,
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he posted this out and this comes shortly after or shortly before i should say um david morins
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dr fauci's top advisor he was indicted um but fauci still walks free um and yeah an important
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indictment was announced against david morins a former top fauci official for allegedly hiding
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covet related records using a private email account so he's been indicted he's good but
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There's no statute of limitations on crimes against humanity.
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He says, next week, I'm holding a hearing with a whistleblower who would testify publicly about the COVID cover-up.
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This was in response to James Wood saying this is a do nothing Congress.
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They won't do anything except their except line their own pockets.
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But, you know, that Fauci will walk free, smug little prick that he is to which Rand Paul replied, while we can all have our beefs with Congress, this isn't in our hands any longer.
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I did the work, investigated and sent multiple criminal referrals to the DOJ.
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Whether he is indicted or not now is not up to Congress.
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it is up to the doj and no no it's not it's up to you motherfucker you were elected you took an oath
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you are there to represent the people all of these people should be putting abnormal amounts
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of pressure on the doj to get this done this idea of kicking the can over oh it's them or oh it's
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them or oh it's them that's just another way of letting nothing happen okay here's the bottom
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line all of you fucks were elected to fucking represent the betterment of the people and you
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don't do it because you make more money in congress than you could in real life that's it
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you don't want to sacrifice your position you don't actually represent the american people
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and if you did these people would have been held accountable a long time ago but they're not
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because you're all fucking pussies and you won't fucking sacrifice your own or potentially sacrifice
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your own well-being for what is right which is what you swore to do so don't give me this shit
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Rand Paul about oh it's not in my hands you're a part of the fucking problem just like everybody
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fucking else okay now I can appreciate what you say I can appreciate that you get up and say
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things that we all know to be true but unless there's actually accountability you're no different
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than anybody else and that's the bottom line and that goes for every single one of you elected
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pussies up there in fucking washington dc do you know what else this gave me vibes of too bro
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it's this it's the standard playbook that they've been running where like when something's going on
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oh it's their fault but not only that but it's like something something's going on major event
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whatever the case is right and people start calling bullshit too much boom let's move to
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the next thing well no shit same playbook yeah over and over and over oh we hate what's going
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on with israel oh by the way hentavirus that's right well i mean like in the timeline right
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well before and then when we figure out the hentaviruses bullshit there'll be another war
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and this is all to avoid accountability for the oppression and the criminal injustices that our
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own government who was elected to represent the people continuously participate in that is what
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the point is they they do not want to do anything that will sacrifice their own position and their
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own well-being and their own income which by the way comes at the fleecing of the american people
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why are we not why do we not uh deport all of these somali migrants why are they not out of
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here why are all of these illegal migrants that have come over here why are they not gone but
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there's only one reason there's only one we can say oh it's because of this or because of that
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or because of this or because of that no there's one fucking reason the reason is they don't want
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to that's it do you think that that was like ever a serious plan i don't know if it's a serious plan
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like like they all get like it started off as a serious you really want these people out
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no i'm not look what do you think i don't know i'm not in the room but at the end of the day
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the bottom line is is if they wanted them gone they would be gone and that is it that is the
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that's the end of that's the bottom line yeah if they wanted them gone they'd be gone and they're
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not gone which means they don't want them gone okay now do i believe it was a coordinated plan
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i absolutely 100 believe that it was a coordinated plan by democrats by democrats
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because they have alienated a lot of the black and minority voters
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by over-promising and never delivering, not under-delivering,
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never delivering, which has disenfranchised a lot of their traditional voter base.
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So when you've disenfranchised your traditional voter base,
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common sense would say we need to fix that so let's go out and let's do what's right and let's
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fix this with these people but that's not how these people think because they have no intention
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of fixing anything because the way they make money is by embezzling and stealing and
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misappropriating the funds that they promise our minorities for their own benefit so instead of
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actually fixing what's going on they say okay well fuck them they can vote however they want
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we'll bring in a whole bunch of new people who would just replace them yeah that's it
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and i think there's a lot more to that than just the democrats uh wanting their votes i think
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there's that i also think there is the destabilization of american culture which is
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i don't think all of the democrats like i don't think they're smart enough to understand i think
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that comes from higher up the chain people that are in the world economic forum uh people that
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are very anti-white and they want to remove the the quote-unquote uh threat of white americans
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or white people in general um you know i think there's a lot of different reasons but
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and they all come from different levels yeah okay i don't i don't think all these democrats
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understand like i think they probably all understand the voting part right we need more
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voters so we can stay in power when get the money i think these people are pretty fucking stupid
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i don't think a lot of them understand what the real reason is yeah 10 000 foot that's yeah that's
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right yeah yeah but like well i mean the right ain't safe in that either though right no no that's
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what i'm saying when them people came in dude they were busting them further into the country yeah
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you know i'm saying like guys like getting down in texas like bro that's abbott why the fuck would
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we do that yeah you know what i'm saying like no like okay if you're gonna spend taxpayer money on
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a bus or a fucking flight send them back home listen i think they all suck but i do think
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that the democrats are responsible for that part of it for sure for sure i think i think the
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Republicans, I think they have been infiltrated at a degree by a lot of people who aren't actually Republicans or conservative, who ran under that banner, who actually represent the interests of the Democrats.
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With all that being said, your original question was, do you think it's an official plan?
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i don't think they get in a room together and say oh man you know um here's the plan
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as as a collective but i think there's things that are understood that don't need to be explained
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and i think that's more of what is going on at this point in time yeah yeah but again
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yeah they could all meet down at the you know their little secret handshake dungeon that's right
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where they eat children or whatever the fuck they do.
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And, you know, and yeah, they could all be on the same page.
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But I think there's, I think these people are very stupid.
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I think these people, the reason that they have sought government positions
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is always, and I believe this with 99% of these people,
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I think there's a few guys up there that are true Americans
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and those are the ones that get attacked the most like thomas massey okay um tim burchett
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yeah these are the guys that get blasted yeah so they answer your question i don't know yeah
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do you think do you think the sentiment of trying to get these people out of the country
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was a real plane like do you think that was like
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i think they knew i i think they look at i mean you think that was just a ploy used i think these
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people look at the polls they understand the pain points that the people want they play to those
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pain points and they have no shame in not doing anything that they tell us they're going to do
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yeah i that's what i think yeah they've been doing it the black community for fucking 60 years
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okay they go in every two years and they say hey black people we're gonna fix all the shit that the
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white guys did to you right all excited they get them all excited and then what they do
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what they do is then they they blame whitey all right and they drive that narrative of racism
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and they promise all this shit and then when they can't deliver it because they've stolen the money
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or they've misappropriated the funds or they've allowed fraud to funnel them back to them then
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they come in again and say man we tried but whitey fucked it up and that serves a lot of different
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to where nobody can really see what is actually
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one of my favorite dudes out there right now in the game.
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i don't do well in those environments i would want to fight i think it just depends on the
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nature of you know of it would you do a roast i mean i'd be pretty easy to roast i'm aware of
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that would you yeah i mean zishan does a pretty good impression of handy you know dude we should
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do a couple remember that video you guys made a couple years ago that shit was funny as fuck dude
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that shit was so funny dude who would be your panel like who would you want to roast you
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i mean it has to be people that know you yeah right that's true so i don't know i'm not i'm
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not big enough to have a roast yet no we can't no you guys can roast me yeah we have an internal
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roast yeah right that'd be great yeah okay we do that every day though true it just depends on
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who's the subject of the roasting that's right i mean are you really friends with someone if you
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don't roast the fuck out of them i mean i don't feel like we can't be friends if i can't roast
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you not only that like if i don't like you i don't care enough to roast you i just say you're a
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fucking piece of shit fuck you if i don't make you feel terrible then we're probably not friends
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yeah yeah like i don't even want to waste my wit on you that's right yeah that's right dude
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hell yeah yeah uh i do like that culture is getting back to that it is well i mean that's
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kind of where i want to talk about today on this bro because it's like you know comedy is one of
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those things dude it's like people get real butt hurt so easy on it dude but it's just like are
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there any lines of comedy i don't think there can be if we're going to call it comedy you know what
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i'm saying i don't think there should be no um but yeah and so shane gillis is making some news
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um shane gillis and chelsea handler traded barbs during netflix's the roast of kevin that's the
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first mistake what's that shane gillis is funny yeah chelsea handler has never been funny
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she's never been funny there's never been anything funny about her she openly talks about how she's
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a fucking whore and how she's a total degenerate and the shit's not fun like i've never thought
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for you know who else is not funny is that that fat girl um the one with the little fucking mouth
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and shit i can't think of her name well that sounds like an oxymoron uh she looked like this
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who fat girl with little mouths i'm not searching that on my my computer my computer
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she's annoying I don't understand why she's famous
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yeah like fuck like like for real i mean yeah well shane shane gillis is definitely not a dude i
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would want to fucking go back and forth with i love shane gillis i think he's fucking i think
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he's the best in the game right now i i actually think he's one of the best of all time he's
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getting already he's getting there no dude he's getting there he's funny dude listen in comedy
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there to be the some of the best of all time you have to dominate an era yeah okay eddie murphy
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dominated an era in the 80s george carlin dominated an era uh don rickles that was what
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the 50s martin or uh what martin uh um martin lawrence martin lawrence dominated an era believe
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it or not his stand-up used to be fucking hilarious yeah um dave chapelle dave chapelle
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dominated era shank this is shane gillis era yeah okay so he in my opinion he's one of the
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greatest ever yeah already yeah no i mean listen there's a lot of there's a lot to be said for
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that yeah there's a lot to be said for that um but yeah so kevin hart had a roast on uh yesterday
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and um shane gillis was invited and he just you know they all take turns roasting whoever the
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panel is right shane gillis went in bro let's check this clip chelsea is a zionist
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speaking of dead kids she's a big fan of abortions
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chelsea's been scraped more times than the grill at benihana
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speaking of tossing tiny shrimp into a child's mouth chelsea handler went to dinner at jeffrey
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epstein's house in 2010 it's just a fun one you can look it up there's articles it wasn't like a
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big party there was like seven people there and uh it was like prince andrew and uh woody allen
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were there anyway ladies and gentlemen chelsea handler and shane just so you know judaism and
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zionism are two different things kind of like how chinatown and koreatown are two different things
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but your favorite slur works in both places shane has been accused of being anti-asian
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which is ironic considering he has the complexion and physique of a steamed dumpling
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And by the way, I don't think that was a joke.
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I think he was trying to expose exactly who the fuck that is.
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You know how the most effective way to get the truth out is?
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it makes it way more powerful because then you can
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to eat that's right and we're not talking about
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Yeah. I thought his name was Gervaisi or something.
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I don't fucking know. Yeah, one of those. Get a new name.
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And that was all true. And then he got blackballed.
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And you know what? He wouldn't have got blackballed
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relax you know oh all of a sudden he's blackballed all of a sudden russell brand is blackballed
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you know it's not because they're fucking lying can they blackball shane gillis though no i don't
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think it's no because jane shane gillis owns the culture bro the culture's with him i mean look bro
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if they tried to you still gonna go to his shit fuck you not only that i'm gonna go to his shit
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more i'm gonna buy fucking tickets to shows i ain't gonna go to this andy's fellows he's bought
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every ticket who the fuck is this i've never he's never here but that's the truth i mean cancel him
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bro his career is going to get bigger yeah he looks good too dude he does look he lost a little
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bit weight looks like he's maybe drinking a little less too yeah yeah no he's the fun i like shane
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gillis a lot dude well dude i like him a lot yeah and and you know chelsea tried to clap back here's
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another little it didn't work bro because she's not funny no here's another attempt here now that
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your favorite real quick before you could tell this like she was pissed yeah you know i'm saying
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I assume that all of you will be signing up
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Or do you, tough-talking pussies, only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals?
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Pipe in applause and claps and cheers, please.
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And by the way, it's your people trying to get everybody to fucking go over there.
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All these people that support this shit, sign the fuck up.
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You know, if there's a there's a song by System of the Down and it says, why don't presidents fight the wars?
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If the presidents fought the wars like they used to 500 years ago when they rode out there on fucking horseback, we would have less wars.
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OK, my personal opinion is every single person who advocates for war, their kids should be automatically entered into the draft.
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And you're in congress or you're supporting the war
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Then your kids should be the first motherfuckers over there
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And I think most Americans would fucking agree with that
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They want to send their poor, rural, inner-city Americans
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You can get you a fucking nice little camera.
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We'll give you a ribbon after you're dead.
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Look, dude, there used to be honor in fighting for America, bro.
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But the last several wars, going back to World War I and II,
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have been fought as a lie they've been fought for causes that weren't true and there's no way for
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those men to have known that so while they believe that they're going to fight wars for
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the betterment of our people which is very noble and very brave and i respect pretty much more than
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i respect anything else in the world we have to understand that those causes were lies they were
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lies okay my grandfather who was killed who never met his family who never met my dad who never got
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to see my dad grow up never got to see my brother go play pro baseball or we built these do any of
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these things that we've done he died based upon things that weren't entirely true and that's a
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fucking reality it's fucked up okay yeah that's fucked up so while i 100 support our troops
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and i would it's been one of the biggest things i've advocated for in the history of my entire
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life and i still do i support you could support troops and not support the people who are making
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the troops go fight yeah that's 100 dude 100 so why don't we why don't we change that that you
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know what if i was president that i would make that the reality y'all vote for war your kids
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gotta go i don't care if they're 40 i don't care if they're 45 they gotta go because you're voting
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for other people to sacrifice their children you have no skin so you're you have to have the skin
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in the game too and by the way they should go first and by the way no more stock trading during
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you know to fucking yeah benefit off the war yeah bro everybody's seeing it now the the emperor has
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no clothes okay everybody sees behind the curtain it's just a matter of time now yeah yeah well so
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she also added to uh after during that exchange she said uh quote we're all just lucky none of
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fucking like every bro she she was caught dead to
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thing that i want i want to bring up because i thought this was
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no it's either all or nothing it's no different
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now the only reason that you would try to control
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that free speech would be censored or certain things would be illegal is because they are true
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that's why not because of lies no it's because they're true otherwise you would just hear those
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people and you would be like yeah that guy's fucking crazy yeah well kill tony he was there
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in attendance too and he had this to say uh in reference to kevin hart let's check this clip
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you know kevin they told me not to mention your kids on this roast but i must say
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you did good they've gotten so big they now buckle kevin up in the car seat
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he lost his gig hosting the academy awards because of some homophobic tweets but you'd
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be homophobic too if you were eye level with everyone's cock
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fight on a private plane proof that no matter how much money black people have they're still
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Hart is a black comedian from Philadelphia.
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Unlike Bill Cosby, women don't know when Kevin
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room and god bless the united states of america thank you so much bro i think hinchcliffe is one
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of the greatest too man like he's underrated yeah very underrated very underrated see i don't i don't
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think comedy is judged on like crowd work okay like a lot of dudes are good at the crowd work
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yeah you know what i'm saying real comedy like real legendary comedy is just them telling stories
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like that that is fucking funny it is it is bro i i love hinchcliffe dude no dude he's fucking
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hilarious dude he's fucking hilarious and i think my dream my one of my personal dreams
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like for real is to like sit at that table and be on a show just talk shit yeah just talk shit
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yeah well i mean dude with that dude like i mean it's guys like like what i really like about him
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is what he's kind of done for the comedy game bro he's given he's open it up yeah bro like
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there's no more barriers to entry you don't need a big netflix special well dude that comes from
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culture waking up to yeah okay like everybody's waking up to this idea they know it's bullshit
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they know the fucking black white drama is 99 bullshit here's the facts of the matter the facts
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of the matter is this if black people and white people can laugh at each other and finally get
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along and get together and realize hey man we're all getting fucked those people in washington
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couldn't do a motherfucking thing nothing that our our biggest handicap in this country right now
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is the division between black and white and it's closing it's closing yeah which is great that's
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awesome to see dude um like bro when we make little racist jokes or like when we fucking joke
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back and forth dude that's the shit that like that people laugh at the most on on my stories
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and by the way most it's funny because most of the people that laugh the hardest happen to be
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black yeah well and then you got the white people like oh is it okay to laugh
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what's even worse dude is like when people think that i'm joking you know what i'm saying like
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that's the worst part about it like no you know oh bro but no i i agree with you dude i think it
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is i think it's weird because like you're like the white guy on the inside and i'm like the black
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guy on the inside and i think it confuses people i thought that the other day dude i was driving i
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was driving the link and i'm like i'm in the white car you were in the black one i'm like dude
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switch real quick dog i can't drive stick though you know uh but no dude i agree with you it is
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freedom of speech i don't think there should be lines you know i know you're gay wow because
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you're 30 years old still don't know how to drive a stick well my dad never taught me well when you
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find him ask him to teach you oh man no oh fuck i'm just saying you guys will look good in that
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link and get some milk together you know what i'm saying teach me how to drive stick dude yeah i can
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i know you can it's real easy fucking i know you know i know you could it's really be the best
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teacher it's the easiest thing in the world you know we can go listen we'll go to the tow yard
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we'll get a beater no you could learn in anything it's easy i can't we're not gonna do that though
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no dude you could i put you in the chevelle it's real easy uh but yeah dude so i agree with you
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right i feel like with comedy it's freedom of speech there should be no lines and i think the
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only thing that really determines is are the people laughing we should just be comedians
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well i think we should just thought we were oh yeah you know what we're fucking comedians now
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that's right executive order that's right that's right um but no i think what what determines it
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is like are the people laughing was it funny you know i'm saying like and that's all that matters
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now pete davidson's getting some of this heat really because he i don't another one of those
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guys like he's like an amy schumer in me like i don't know you know i don't i don't know much
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about him yeah like i know he did the snl shit i've never i've never seen i mean a lot of people
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like his stuff he looks funny yeah i've never really paid attention enough to say he is or he
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isn't yeah yeah i don't think he's funny i know he's got a big old hog like that's what he's known
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for he's known for having like a 12 inch dick for real but why well because that's what all the he
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dates all the girls that's what they all talk about oh so apparently he's slinging some meat
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okay yeah i'm just saying that's what i know about pete davidson what that's not gay
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i'm just telling you the rumor is he's packing some heat okay yeah all right well okay all right
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that's fine i know i like it's like hunter bite he's breaking down walls that's right i'm saying
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hunter bite yeah okay yeah he's drilling for oil
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wait doesn't that mean anal i don't know okay i don't know what it means but apparently he's
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doing some fucking damage because i know kim kardashian and those girls been talking about
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it okay and they you know got it okay they would know just the room of me politely got it understood
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yeah i don't personally think he's funny but he's getting some heat what he said because he tried to
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make a little charlie kirk joke oh really let's check it out tony hinchcliffe is here uh looking
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like both a child molester and the doll they give the child to show where he touched them
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Not everyone's gonna hit, you know what I'm saying?
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like i did it yeah i mean look i don't think that's funny at all no but
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to each their own on the jokes man i mean here's the reality you have to let the public do the
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deciding you know people decide if you're funny i mean that's i don't i don't think that's cool
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because like i think there's a lot of i think that was a terrible thing terrible thing but i
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also think the epstein thing was terrible and i thought that was funny so the people make the
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party yeah dude shane's looking good he does look good i mean still looks a little weird but like
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you're looking more handsome i don't know what it is i think you got some veneers bro see i told you
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you get the veneers bro i might need some i'm telling you man i'm telling you it's like big
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ass titties on a chick it was veneers for a guy oh fuck yeah got it not not just like a surgery
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for big ass dick can you get one of those i think so but that didn't you
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i'm just saying to our specialist over here you get some good teeth it does a lot yeah really
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yeah hmm veneers are not my problem is that what he said i don't think you could do the veneers i
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think it's that's your i think that that's part of your look dude what do you mean i mean i don't
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have bad teeth no i think the little the little space there i think it's part of your thing
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you got a gap between your front teeth if you didn't fucking notice i mean yeah but why i mean
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Why you got to talk about a motherfucking waterfall through that bitch.
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You're telling me you aren't aware of this.
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Bro, all the little kids DJs, they were super stokers.
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DJs like I got fucking natural superpowers, bro.
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You can start a fucking wet t-shirt contest with that shit, bro.
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I'm just saying you can't act like you didn't know that was there.
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Well, you could fill a swimming pool with that fucking gap.
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You probably tried to with that fucking shitty pool you bought.
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Manat, send me the number to your dentist after this show.
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I think if you had some like straight up, you know, like.
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Yeah, I don't think that would look good on you.
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You didn't get all the same practice we got
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let us know what you guys think down in the comments
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as always guys we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck
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and I decided to merge two of our favorite things
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Yeah, see, I don't really look at my gap that much like that.
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It's funny because people still ask me and I forget they're there.
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White mom who enraged world by identifying as black
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reveals major reinvention with the new african name uh in sordid ways she saved herself from
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ruin yeah so um i guess this is like a story of like you know you reinvent yourself you come back
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better you know maybe um but yeah let's dive into this dude uh rachel dolezal 10 years ago
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she was the most mocked woman in america a pale blonde haired white girl from montana
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who had reinvented herself as a black civil rights warrior and got caught now when the truth was
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exposed she lost her career and reputation overnight the 48 year old who has legally
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changed her name to the nigerian inspired nikechi diallo that's now her new
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that's her new name um she spoke to the daily mail from her spacious three thousand three
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hundred thousand dollar home in tucson arizona where she raises her youngest of three so i love
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how they try to make like a three hundred thousand dollar home sound like it's a fucking mansion it's
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a trailer it has to be saying like in fucking tucson 300 grand ain't what it was 20 fucking
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years ago bro that's not happening okay that's like 18 cents off your fucking gallon of gas
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but yeah so unlike the handful of other white to black race fakers who have been exposed
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and shamed over the years dolezal has never once backed down or admitted she was wrong
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she still identifies as black she still darkens her skin and wears her hair in thick locks she
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still insists that race is a social construct and that she is living authentically quote i was never
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faking anything about who i am at a core level she said at the end of my life people will notice
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if they haven't already i never really switched up her exile from the civil rights movement that's
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But yeah, her exile from the civil rights movement has forced Dolezal to pursue eyebrow
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She now makes and sells art, but her primary source of income comes from the adult website
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I was going to click the link because I was just curious.
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like you know but uh no yeah well so this is her now this is a new up-to-date oh she got that
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ozemic face uh-huh yeah because this was her when she got exposed uh-huh right um but this is who
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rachel really is right so you went from this to this to you know still rocking it dude
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i think she took a little bit of uh kamala harris's uh words of wisdoms what can be
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damn dude oh my god dude we're kind of forever
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oh shit man oh man yeah she's still broke from only fans
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you know there's a bunch of weird motherfuckers
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you know i cannot stand little jerome come here man
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oh dude oh shit please don't cancel us you can't because we're gonna show up again tomorrow
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fuck man what we got on this oh come on dude yeah this ain't even real this is real this is
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real this is real you didn't make this up i promise bro let me ask you this
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how did how did she fool y'all oh bro she didn't fool me no i mean she i mean
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come on man there's nothing about her it looks black at all no no she looked i ain't gonna say
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what she looks like i can't i got limits the comedy does have lines you know what we're
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comedians man i don't want to insult the people i was about to say okay yeah that's oh that's fair
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yeah man rachel no dude how does she fool literally the most militant passionate black
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activists into becoming like the head of the double uh the ncaa
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that's an inside joke by the way it is okay we had we had a we know a very black activist that
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thinks that that the the the that the ncaa and the n-a-a-c-p is the same thing well i mean
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there might be an argument for that she probably told him she was uh you know she was related to
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like thomas jefferson kids or something oh man come on dude i'm blacker than her for real oh no
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there's no i'm sicilian for sure i'm blacker than her you really got it well i think she she did
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say that like she was apparently her parents yeah because her parents were actually the ones that
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blew her cover back in 2015 um but her her her excuse was that she was i guess her parents are
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white christians and they adopted three black kids and so that's where she's saying just because
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you take a whole bunch of black dick doesn't make you black lady doesn't for real as deep as it might
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be yeah okay that's enough yeah i'm done with that yeah i'm done i'm sorry for you that uh
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i'm just gonna let you know there's probably a lot more of this your kids probably shouldn't watch
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oh bro okay i'm done talking just about politics we're gonna let it rip all right so uh if you
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have your kids i probably should have put this at the beginning of the show but it is what it is
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send me asses to bed yeah before you watch this hell yeah man well guys uh well we'll be doing
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come on man this is thumbs down what is it i mean
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01:26:13.820
you know what i'm grateful that we live in a world with such uh comedy with such a comedy
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rich environment yeah that's what it is that's how we could turn this into a thumbs up she's
01:26:30.860
giving us something to laugh about bro said she looks like benjamin franklin
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01:26:35.420
i gotta check this that's a big that's a big honker she has
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01:26:42.220
man she does look like ben franklin she fucking does i didn't put it together
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