REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 1025. Andy & DJ CTI： Trump Plans To Suspend Federal Gas Tax, Hantavirus Cruise Ship & Shane Gillis Infuriates Chelsea Handler

00:00:00 what is up guys it's andy priscilla you're listening to the show for the realest say

00:00:23 goodbye i almost forgot say goodbye to the lies and fakeness and delusions of reality 0.99

00:00:28 okay yeah i'm all over yep just fucking start the show dj jesus don't be a hoe share the show 0.98

00:00:35 all right hello children there you go i've been working all day hey bro it's been like three 0.98

00:00:39 weeks straight of events every day dude i was about to say it's been a yeah it's been a stretch

00:00:44 been a stretch i'm tired forgive me i'm tired grandpa yeah my my 180 iq is now 160

00:00:50 oh man that's still good though that's the point though i see what you i see what you did there 0.96

00:00:56 i'm over here calculating fucking yeah man what's going on doc nothing man yoke fest back in action 0.99

00:01:03 i'm getting there yeah bro getting there ribs and dick this summer that's it that's it this is 1.00

00:01:08 that's what uh that's that's the theme of the summer actually that's right ribs and dick that's 0.99

00:01:12 right summer 26 that's it plates full that's that sounds a little gay 0.99

00:01:17 summer 26 ribs and dick ribs and dick which comes first yeah well nobody said in that order 0.99

00:01:26 you know i'm saying i mean if you ask bill cosby it's something else 0.99

00:01:30 one has to go first oh shit man dude no it was a good day i woke up you know it's been i think 0.95

00:01:38 it's been like a week or so since i sent you that uh that picture of me on the scale yeah right same 0.98

00:01:43 weight oh really yeah and i ain't looked at it since so we're still we're maintaining we're good

00:01:47 there i gotta keep going though yeah uh well you're getting to a point now where if you if

00:01:52 you're lifting which i haven't seen you lifting you keep telling me you're lifting i know you're 0.52

00:01:57 lying no i'm no no no that's not bullshit the other day i asked you if you worked out 0.65

00:02:03 today and you said yes and then i went back after i walked away because at the end of the day here's 0.67

00:02:08 what happened no no look it out i have witnesses i have witnesses nope it was last week at the end

00:02:16 of the day i said you trained today what day was it i don't know i don't remember but i said did

00:02:22 you train today and you said yeah and then i went back and i replayed the day okay and i'm like no

00:02:29 i was here early today i was here early and i didn't see dj in the gym i didn't leave

00:02:36 were you in the gym the whole time i was here the whole time

00:02:41 and but you weren't here the whole time because you were doing like training and other things

00:02:48 like pistol training so then i did all the math and i said there's no way he trained

00:02:53 what you didn't clarify what you certainly lied right to my face no no you didn't clarify the

00:02:59 type of training yeah i train yeah i train every day dog all right so now i know i gotta watch out

00:03:04 How do you trust someone with your life

00:03:07 when he's going to lie to your face like that?

00:03:08 Oh, no, no, no. Bullshit, dog. 1.00

00:03:09 I got witnesses. I have an accountability partner. 1.00

00:03:12 We work out. We got the MRF prep tomorrow.

00:03:15 Yeah.

00:03:15 Feel free to join us.

00:03:17 I'm getting it in.

00:03:18 Okay. 0.98

00:03:19 I'm just saying, last time you fucking got kind of in shape, 1.00

00:03:23 you got fat again. 1.00

00:03:24 No. I think this is the furthest up.

00:03:26 Look, Shaq.

00:03:28 Yeah.

00:03:31 I'm like one for 2,000.

00:03:34 How do you understand why I never play basketball?

00:03:36 Listen, I get it, dude.

00:03:37 It's not my blood.

00:03:38 It's right. 1.00

00:03:41 Oh, shit, man. 0.99

00:03:42 No, man, everything's good, though, dude. 1.00

00:03:44 Yeah, you better keep going and not get fat again, bro.

00:03:46 No, we're keeping it cruising, dog.

00:03:48 We're going to keep moving, bro.

00:03:49 I have no choice.

00:03:51 I have no choice.

00:03:52 You told me you would fire me.

00:03:53 I will.

00:03:54 Yeah.

00:03:54 Got to stay with it, dog.

00:03:57 Yeah, dude, it's been a minute, guys.

00:03:59 I know it's been a minute.

00:04:00 We've been working.

00:04:02 But, you know, one of the last shows we did, 0.99

00:04:05 we were talking about the He-Man shit. 0.99

00:04:06 You remember that? 1.00

00:04:07 I do.

00:04:08 Yeah.

00:04:08 I do.

00:04:09 And you remember what you told the people?

00:04:10 I did.

00:04:12 I told them that He-Man was the greatest.

00:04:15 That's right.

00:04:15 And that Man of Arms was my favorite.

00:04:17 That's right.

00:04:18 That's right.

00:04:18 And they came out with the new Hellcat Man.

00:04:20 Hellcat Man.

00:04:22 Hellcat Man showed up the next day.

00:04:23 That's right.

00:04:24 The brand new Hellcat Man.

00:04:26 But, dude, we got really good people to listen to the show, dude.

00:04:28 and you told them not to send you anything?

00:04:32 Yeah.

00:04:33 I'm sure somebody did.

00:04:34 They sent you some stuff. 1.00

00:04:36 Fuck. 1.00

00:04:36 Yeah, I got it. 1.00

00:04:37 You want to see it?

00:04:38 Oh, you got it?

00:04:39 Yeah, I brought the box in, dog.

00:04:45 Huh? 1.00

00:04:47 I tell you guys not to do this shit, man. 1.00

00:04:49 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:51 Let's see what we got here.

00:04:52 No way.

00:04:53 Yeah, bro.

00:04:54 I'm going to toss it so I'm going to stay on camera.

00:04:57 There you go.

00:04:58 Skeletor bro

00:04:59 No way

00:05:01 Oh that's an OG He-Man dog 1.00

00:05:04 Toss that bitch over here 1.00

00:05:06 Oh shit my aim's getting a little worse 1.00

00:05:08 Sorry 0.99

00:05:08 Oh bro and you got the

00:05:11 Battle Cat

00:05:12 That's right

00:05:13 There we go look at those hands 1.00

00:05:15 Fucking Battle Cat bro 1.00

00:05:17 Who the fuck sent this 1.00

00:05:18 Love Mom from 1.00

00:05:20 Shut up 0.99

00:05:22 Shut up 1.00

00:05:25 No no your mom did 1.00

00:05:26 Let me see that

00:05:27 oh dude come on man there you go it really it really does save my mom 0.99

00:05:39 thanks mom yeah there you go dog oh dude that's funny so mom sent me some he-mans there you go

00:05:49 there we go baby and he loves the he-man is that really for my mom yeah no that's really

00:05:54 is that someone playing a joke

00:05:55 you know how I know

00:05:57 because no one

00:05:57 yeah I know

00:05:59 it's Andrew

00:06:00 oh yeah that's right

00:06:02 oh dude that's hilarious

00:06:05 yeah that was a sick man

00:06:06 well thanks mom

00:06:07 she watches every show

00:06:09 I'm actually still a good little boy

00:06:12 my language might not reflect it all the time

00:06:17 but that's awesome

00:06:18 hell yeah dog 1.00

00:06:19 fucking battle cap bro 1.00

00:06:21 yeah 1.00

00:06:21 Why is Skeletor so much more jacked than He-Man?

00:06:28 He must use first form.

00:06:30 I was going to say, it must be in the genes.

00:06:32 That's what it is. 1.00

00:06:33 Fuck yeah, man. 1.00

00:06:34 Hell yeah, dog. 1.00

00:06:35 He-Man.

00:06:35 Yeah.

00:06:36 I'll take it.

00:06:39 Hell yeah, man. 0.82

00:06:40 Well, guys, you know what day it is, dog.

00:06:42 We got to get into it.

00:06:44 We got plenty of topics to cruise, things to talk and peruse about.

00:06:50 All right.

00:06:51 Let's get into it.

00:06:52 Let's go ahead and do it.

00:06:53 I did confirm with her.

00:06:54 She actually did send it here.

00:06:55 Really?

00:06:56 Yes.

00:06:57 She's asking, does he like them?

00:06:59 That's so funny.

00:07:00 That would be wild if somebody played to be your mom.

00:07:03 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:07:04 I think people don't weird or shit. 0.97

00:07:06 This is true. 0.98

00:07:07 This is true.

00:07:09 But yeah, man, let's get into it.

00:07:09 Stealing my clothes and putting them on and wearing them

00:07:13 and then posting pictures of themselves on the internet.

00:07:18 Yeah. 0.98

00:07:19 Yeah, Zeeshan. 0.98

00:07:21 we had a fucking stalker one time we had a stalker break in to one of my properties 0.99

00:07:31 steal my clothes put them on take pictures in the mirror and that's how we ended up fucking 0.98

00:07:39 catching them yeah when we could when i posted on facebook yeah and when i put them out of his 1.00

00:07:42 house he still had the shit on yeah bro stop fucking with me yeah man just just be fuck with 1.00

00:07:50 somebody else yeah please please um but yeah man let's get into it guys remember if you would like 1.00

00:07:56 to see any of these pictures headlines videos links go to andy frisella.com you guys can check

00:08:04 them all out there for you that being said dude let's get into it all right headline one let's

00:08:08 kick it off uh gas is high right now yeah it's high it is high it's high you know that meme where

00:08:15 Like, you know, don't be high on the show that like crackhead lady.

00:08:18 Yeah.

00:08:20 That's how I feel about right now.

00:08:22 It's crazy.

00:08:23 But there is a potential plan. 0.86

00:08:25 Headline reads, Trump plans to suspend federal gas tax as Iran war hammers Americans.

00:08:32 Here's how much you will save.

00:08:34 And it's about 18 cents per gallon.

00:08:38 Yep.

00:08:39 Yep.

00:08:39 So Donald Trump is planning to suspend.

00:08:41 Dude, that just shows you how out of touch these people really are. 0.99

00:08:44 give them 18 cents yeah that'll that'll help fuck yep and he's planning to suspend it quote 0.96

00:08:51 we're going to take off the gas tax for a period of time and when gas goes down we'll let it phase 0.99

00:08:57 back in the president told cbs news on monday the break so it's 18.4 cents per gallon of gas

00:09:03 24.4 cents per gallon of diesel would offer modest relief for drivers who have watched prices explode

00:09:12 50 percent since the war began to a national average of four dollars and 52 cents um if

00:09:18 introduced today the average would drop to four dollars and 34 cents still far above the two

00:09:24 dollars and 98 cents drivers were paying before the conflict erupted in february 28 so just in a 0.95

00:09:30 couple of months it's literally double almost double like that that's fucking crazy um for what 0.89

00:09:37 for what yeah what are we getting out of it oh nothing nothing 1.00

00:09:45 how about no tax how about no tax on fucking anything until you motherfuckers can balance 0.99

00:09:54 the budget how about not even being eligible for re-election until that happens how about 1.00

00:10:01 a whole lot of things that need to change okay this is bullshit man and it's almost 0.95

00:10:09 i mean dude it's not almost it's insulting that that's like what they do that's the fix right 0.99

00:10:15 yeah 18 cents dog what happened to uh drill baby drill and do all our own shit and be energy 0.85

00:10:21 independent and you know bring gas down to a dollar a gallon and that that that that that 0.96

00:10:26 that oh what happened to that oh yeah well just like everything else nothing well dude there's

00:10:33 still the other piece of this too man is the amount of like tax dollars we still haven't 0.98

00:10:39 really got that under control though all the fucking fraud waste and abuse right there the 0.94

00:10:42 countless billions of dollars that we're sending overseas um and it's funny because that actually 0.97

00:10:47 got that actually came up in an interview um specifically this was uh benjamin netanyahu

00:10:52 did an interview on 60 Minutes, and they asked him specifically about USAID going to Israel.

00:10:58 Did you hear this? No. Yeah, let's check his response. Here's the quote.

00:11:03 Do you believe it's time for the state of Israel to re-examine and possibly reset its financial

00:11:09 relationship to the United States, meaning what the United States provides to Israel

00:11:14 on an annual basis? Absolutely. And I've said this to President Trump. I've said it to our own people.

00:11:20 people, their jaws dropped. But I said, look.

00:11:23 What do you mean? What are you saying?

00:11:26 I want to draw down to zero the American financial support, the financial component of the military

00:11:34 cooperation that we have, because we receive $3.8 billion a year. And I think that it's

00:11:43 time that we weaned ourselves from the remaining military support.

00:11:48 Can you give me a timetable?

00:11:50 I said, let's start now and do it over the next decade, over the next 10 years.

00:11:55 But I want to start now.

00:11:56 I don't want to wait for the next Congress.

00:11:59 I want to start now.

00:12:01 And, you know, it could go down very fast.

00:12:04 Okay, let's think about what he's actually saying.

00:12:07 Here's what he's actually saying. 0.99

00:12:10 We need to expand Israel across the Middle East because we can't produce anything inside of our own borders to actually pay for our own shit. 0.98

00:12:18 And while the United States gives us $3.8 billion 0.98

00:12:21 I'm going to make it seem like they only give us $3.8 billion

00:12:26 When in reality, we get given much more money

00:12:29 By our allies in the banking system

00:12:33 Who rob the American people with exorbitant interest rates

00:12:39 And then turn around and donate it to our country

00:12:42 So I'm going to make it sound like we only give them $3.8

00:12:46 But under the guise of predatory capitalism, which is exactly what we live under, we're actually getting far more.

00:12:53 And if you actually want us to be able to be financially independent, then you must support our conquering of the Middle East so that we can produce enough things to not have to rely on you, the American taxpayer.

00:13:09 So if you don't support the war in Iran and our conquering of the Middle East, 0.55

00:13:15 then you must want to pay us money when in reality we don't support any of it. 0.99

00:13:21 We don't give a fuck because you're not us. 0.99

00:13:25 And by the way, you hate us. 1.00

00:13:28 You don't like us.

00:13:30 And then you yell at us and make laws against us for saying,

00:13:34 hey, they hate us and they don't like us.

00:13:36 That's right.

00:13:36 So that we can't even say it.

00:13:38 okay so let's get real about what he's saying he's trying to position himself in a way that

00:13:46 sounds like he's doing the good thing but in order for him to do the quote-unquote good thing

00:13:51 then we have to support all these other things for the next 10 years that's right so like most 0.96

00:13:56 of the times again actually all the time he's full of shit so let's be real about what we're 0.81

00:14:05 talking about here now so so that happens that that's cool something else interesting uh going 0.98

00:14:11 on right now is is a talk of the town surrounding trump specifically that came out um and this has

00:14:17 to go back all the way to butler to the butler assassination attempt okay um and this is this is

00:14:22 very interesting there was a mystery online figure who contacted trump shooter um right before the

00:14:29 shooting he's finally been unmasked um and his messages raised chilling questions and they even

00:14:34 like dude this is this is weird because this is a situation we really still don't know it's not

00:14:39 weird i guarantee you it has ties to our own government and all these things am i right or

00:14:44 wrong not yet okay it is listen it's fucking weird though all right it's weird um so there's 0.60

00:14:52 been this shadowy figure online known as willie teppes or teps um he made contact with wannabe 0.89

00:14:58 Trump assassin, Thomas Crooks. He's a 55 year old Norwegian neo-Nazi. His name's Born Leaf

00:15:07 Hammermud. OK, and he actually confirmed exclusively to the Daily Mail. And in a heated

00:15:14 message exchange with the Daily Mail, he revealed what he believes was behind Crooks' evil attempt.

00:15:19 Elmer Rudd, who is the Daily Mail's learned, is married with children, lives in Spidenberg and

00:15:24 Oslo suburb, reached out to Crooks four years before the attempt on President Donald Trump's

00:15:29 life at an event in Butler, Pennsylvania, after Crooks tagged tips in a YouTube comment section

00:15:35 of a California gun control related video. Quote, if a gun and a badge is all that is needed,

00:15:43 Hemmerrod told Crooks, quote, then authority obviously comes from the barrel of a gun.

00:15:48 We have more guns than they do. There is no way we can avoid a war at this point. So you better

00:15:54 just get used to the idea cook's youtube went dark shortly thereafter and he was deemed to have

00:15:59 no other social media presence however hamamud continued to freely post inflammatory violent

00:16:07 often anti-semitic messages on the telegram app as recent recently as last week where he's

00:16:13 contributed between 4 000 and 5 000 posts since 2021 he called for drone swarms and assassins 0.82

00:16:21 and intentions to kill every single leader, politician, media personality, and Jews, end 0.69

00:16:28 quote. Dubbed the Osama bin Laden of the Nazi underworld, this guy even singled out Trump in 0.99

00:16:36 one post saying, thank you, Mr. Trump. Those words will be used to hang you. Helmut Rudd is a proud 1.00

00:16:41 member of the neo-Nazi group Nordic Resistance Movement and is reportedly missing two fingers

00:16:46 on his right hand, possibly due to his interest in weaponry. All right. Now, all of this is going

00:16:51 on. This group called Citizens Commission, they use an online tracking tool to kind of sift through

00:16:58 all of the posts and stuff that he was saying in 83 different channels on the app, with the first

00:17:03 one dating back to May 16th, 2021. And this is what they have to say. Quote, what I don't

00:17:10 understand is how this guy is still able to keep posting violent stuff if the investigation into

00:17:16 crooks was thorough said a spokesman for the group how was this teps character missed or if

00:17:22 they knew about him why did they omit it in speaking about the investigation from everything

00:17:29 we can tell it appears crooks talked about assassination attempts with a foreign terrorist

00:17:33 in the youtube comment section now remember the gentleman that that was killed there's a difference

00:17:39 between talking about assassination attempts and planning an assassination those are two different

00:17:45 things okay well i mean and the other piece of this too that i look at it's like you know there's

00:17:52 been some very consistent things right like when with all of these shooters with the weird

00:17:56 manifestos they all typically are left leaning right this guy crooks was the same there's always

00:18:02 some type of rub there's some type of contact that's made between that individual and some

00:18:07 mysterious online person right that's kind of like you know pushing them almost if you will

00:18:13 Right. Kind of like feet like, you know, trying to show them down this path to where ultimately is their decision, their actions, that they act on this information.

00:18:21 But there's somebody kind of like just just giving a little nudge. Right.

00:18:26 That's kind of what I picked up from this. Now, Campatore, the firefighter that was killed in that assassination attempt.

00:18:33 Right. His wife, Helen, she made it clear that she does not believe the official account either.

00:18:39 She says, quote, if you think that kid just got out of bed and went and shot the president and shot my husband, you're batshit crazy. 0.98

00:18:46 She told the Daily Mail Monday.

00:18:49 Capitore said she believes that two people high up at the federal level who were there during the Biden administration and are still in their positions are responsible in some way for the assassination attempt.

00:19:04 she continues saying i will find out what happened to him and i will continue focusing on this until

00:19:11 the day i die good for her i i agree with her i don't know the specifics i don't agree with the

00:19:16 specifics because i don't know them sure but i agree that uh it wasn't just some dork yeah with

00:19:24 a rifle and uh he was somehow you know mk altered or convinced or you know manipulated or

00:19:34 brainwash or whatever you want to call it into doing this thing right right well i mean and then

00:19:39 even just the back end logistics you know i'm saying like the the serious failures like how

00:19:43 did he get up on the roof how was he on the roof yeah listen man there's more than one person

00:19:47 involved in this no matter which way you slice it yeah and there was more than one person involved

00:19:53 on the scene no matter which way you slice it no okay

00:19:57 they get these people to do these things by straight up lying to them by the way they say

00:20:05 oh if you do this you'll be a hero and we'll protect you and you know there's other things

00:20:10 in it you're doing it to save humanity you won't be attacked right and then you know they get their

00:20:16 brains blown out oh yeah oh yeah and that serves two purposes one it shows that they got them so

00:20:23 there's no quote-unquote investigation and two it makes that you know it ties up any loose ends

00:20:30 yeah you know yeah but i mean and to the group that pointed this out too it's like

00:20:35 it does raise some questions right like if there was a legitimate contact why why wasn't that

00:20:40 mentioned anywhere well i mean teppis is not wrong i mean what he says is the gun and the

00:20:45 badge is all you needed then authority comes from the barrel of a gun i mean

00:20:48 if you have to use the threat of violence to get people to do things then

00:20:55 that's not freedom yeah you know what i'm saying all authority is derived from some sort of threat

00:21:03 of violence we're just used to living under it so yeah now there's been other things too

00:21:10 happened in the news that has not been covered bro did you see that uh vice president jd vance

00:21:16 his motorcade was shot at you know someone told me that but i never saw that yeah well that's i

00:21:22 didn't see anything on on the internet about it either and that's weird well dude but do we know

00:21:27 that's actually real no no for sure the dude that shot him he also shot a civilian he's in a coma

00:21:33 now because secret service returned fire it has not been covered by any major news like article

00:21:38 source like that at all but it's a legit situation that happened how do you know i mean we got people

00:21:46 yeah it's a real thing right um yeah and then like i mean even trying to pull today right but

00:21:52 jd vance motorcade shot is there any articles about this at all very few washington post did

00:22:00 cover it here's here you go that's a donate yeah here we go yeah he's from texas yeah texas man

00:22:14 charged in dc shooting this is the road to the nba final texas man charged in dc shooting was

00:22:20 walking along the path of vance's motorcade agent says yeah the man accused of firing a gun at law

00:22:26 enforcement officers near the washington monument this week was walking along the path of vice

00:22:30 president jd vance's motorcade before the shooting and made a vulgar remark about the white house

00:22:34 after the confrontation according to the court filing wednesday michael marks 45 of midland texas

00:22:41 was shot multiple times during Monday's confrontation

00:22:44 and was shot in the back

00:22:45 and was in the back of an ambulance on his way to a hospital 1.00

00:22:48 when he said, fuck the White House 1.00

00:22:49 and kill me, kill me, kill me, end quote. 1.00

00:22:54 Yeah, but nobody's been fucking covered. 1.00

00:22:56 I mean, there's video of it and everything, dude. 0.91

00:22:58 There's video and everything.

00:23:01 And he has...

00:23:02 You know, they might not be covering it

00:23:03 because they don't want to encourage more of that.

00:23:06 Or it was actually real.

00:23:09 That's at least what the conspiracy theorists are saying.

00:23:11 What do you mean real?

00:23:11 Like it was a real situation that happened.

00:23:14 So no coverage.

00:23:14 But when fake scenarios, controlled scenarios happen, they cover this.

00:23:19 Oh, you're saying like this is a real vigilante.

00:23:22 This was a real like we talked about last week, which I predicted is going to start happening.

00:23:26 That's right.

00:23:27 All you have to do is look back in history.

00:23:28 We are at a point in time no different than what happened in 1930s Germany, where people are suffering so much.

00:23:38 and there's been so little accountability

00:23:41 and moral degradation has been so

00:23:45 overdone to where people feel like they have nothing to lose.

00:23:53 And when that starts happening,

00:23:55 vigilante starts to happen.

00:23:56 And then you get one, then you get two,

00:23:58 then you get four, then you get eight, 0.99

00:24:00 then you have a fucking problem, right? 0.99

00:24:02 So it makes sense to me 0.99

00:24:04 why they wouldn't put this out there

00:24:06 if it was a real situation is that him no no that's uh the firefighter okay yeah that's his 0.99

00:24:12 wife helen yeah that's such bullshit dude it's it's insane dude and like i like the part two 0.86

00:24:18 that i don't like is just simply like the lack of information around these scenarios and they get 0.99

00:24:24 mad when people question the official narratives when it's like you're not releasing anything on 0.97

00:24:28 it you know i'm saying the butler shit the fucking mar-a-lago shooting like the lack of information 0.99

00:24:34 about the butler shooting is it should raise red flags for every single person i mean real talk 0.99

00:24:41 yeah like even you know like i know that in the conspiracy world or whatever you want to call it

00:24:47 the truth world you know most people understand that there was something bigger going on there

00:24:52 but in the normie world they still take it for face value right right and clearly it wasn't

00:25:00 exactly what they've presented it to be no different than the charlie kirk situation no

00:25:04 different than jfk no different than any of these things and um i'll tell you what man

00:25:11 i'm just tired of being lied to i mean if you think about the situation that we're in

00:25:15 and you think about that we literally pay more in taxes than we get to keep when you do all the math

00:25:25 and then you think about how much they lie to us and how much they manipulate us and how much

00:25:30 they gaslight us into believing that we're free while they go ahead and make anti-speech laws so

00:25:36 you can't criticize people that are doing nefarious things right like it just gets me

00:25:43 madder and madder and madder when you really like think about what is actually happening here i mean

00:25:51 when you walk down to the gas station you see dudes in their uh construction vests coming off

00:25:56 work you know they're covered in dirt because they work their asses off all day and they're 0.99

00:26:02 counting change out to buy a fucking sandwich that's not right man no and and it disgusts me 0.99

00:26:09 as an american that these people who are you know worth hundreds of millions and billions of dollars 0.99

00:26:16 are willing to squeeze people that fucking hard forget at all okay like

00:26:24 it shouldn't be at all this is supposed to be land of the free that's what this country was 0.98

00:26:30 founded upon it's supposed to be very little government interfering very little in everyday

00:26:35 life and it has become the opposite of that and we are the worker bees of the world we are the

00:26:42 only people in the world who are told they're free who get told that we live in the best country in

00:26:49 the world get told all of these things and then get told to go work hard and this and that and

00:26:55 they're all virtues which i believe those are strong virtues they're biblical virtues but then

00:27:00 to have the fruits of our labor ripped from us and confiscated by what is really just a modern day

00:27:09 royal system just like has been happening you know for thousands of years yeah and this is

00:27:17 why empires fall and this is why there's revolutions because eventually the people

00:27:21 get tired of it they do the math and they realize there are far more of us than there are of them

00:27:28 and the fear is what keeps us from realizing that right like like everybody like the tax thing for

00:27:36 example if everybody just stopped paying taxes a lot of this would solve itself but the truth

00:27:43 of the matter is everybody's afraid to stop paying taxes but the truth is they don't have

00:27:48 the manpower to do fucking anything about it yeah they can't do anything about it it takes

00:27:53 them three or four years to figure out if you the citizen doesn't pay your tax so what if you know 0.96

00:27:59 200 million people decided i'm not doing it no what are they going to do they can't nothing they

00:28:05 can't do anything so they don't have the power to do it their power is largely based on intimidation

00:28:11 and fear all right and um in order for us to get our country back we're going to have to come to

00:28:18 the realization that that is what their power is based upon it's based upon fear it's based upon

00:28:24 intimidation and we no longer live in the country that we have been brought up to believe that we

00:28:31 live in that is just a matter of fact now when we say this is the greatest country in the world

00:28:36 i think we have the greatest people in the world i think we have the greatest intentions of the

00:28:42 world i think the american spirit is the best in the world but take all of that away and say we

00:28:49 live in the greatest country in the world by what metric are we defining that because by all

00:28:55 measurable metrics that is not currently true it hasn't been for a minute that's right for

00:29:01 a long time and the reason that people don't realize it is because they're kept in such a

00:29:05 place of poverty they can't even afford to go anywhere else yeah you know you go to japan dude

00:29:10 like you go to japan they've protected their culture okay japanese culture has been japanese

00:29:16 culture for thousands of years they don't allow it to be diluted it's a high-trust society you

00:29:22 can leave your bike out you can leave your uh keys to your car in your car you can walk around

00:29:27 and do whatever you want and nobody does anything people understand standards people understand

00:29:33 that we are the collective of japanese people and this is how we operate and america culture

00:29:42 has been intentionally diluted to such a point where we have yes we have people that operate as 0.99

00:29:48 if we're supposed to as americans but then we have a whole bunch of other people that don't do shit 0.91

00:29:53 that these people who are doing the right thing have to fund okay and it's a mess man and um 0.86

00:30:01 unfortunately you know or fortunately however you want to look at it we're living in a situation

00:30:10 where there is going to be a turn and what the turn is is what we decide it to be and that's

00:30:17 the thing that the people have to understand this is going to go one of two ways this is going to go

00:30:22 the way of we get our country back we remove all of these ridiculous taxes and this ridiculous

00:30:30 oppression financially that we have in the country and we'll restore American standards and American

00:30:34 culture or we're going to become the shithole of the world those are the two things that are

00:30:40 going to happen here and it's up to the American people to decide they are going to have to wake 0.99

00:30:44 up they're going to have to become aware they're going to have to stop fighting over stupid things 0.98

00:30:49 that we are intentionally propagated to fight over like um you know identity politics you know 0.99

00:30:54 black white gay straight all these things that really in and out here in the real world aren't

00:31:00 even things that we like have in our face on a regular basis um but what we do have in our face 0.98

00:31:07 on a regular basis is the unaffordability of basic needs for a lot of people um the lack of

00:31:12 opportunity to get out of these holes because the system is rigged against them and uh you know

00:31:19 it's interesting how people will fight over things that they never have to deal with in real life

00:31:23 or very rarely have to deal with in real life but they won't address the things that affect them on

00:31:28 a daily basis they'll just let those things slide you know save the sea turtles yeah yeah it doesn't

00:31:33 it doesn't make sense and i think that comes from a position of you know people feel powerless but

00:31:38 dude that's not the case that's a big lie okay they intentionally make us feel powerless so that

00:31:44 we won't question won't ask won't challenge the status quo of them the elite the very rich milking

00:31:52 the regular american people into a place of financial hardship so much show to the point

00:31:59 where they don't have the ability to worry about the system being fixed because they're too worried

00:32:06 about figuring out how to survive yeah and uh yeah bro well it's what you say too dude it's like

00:32:10 it's much easier to fight a faceless enemy a faceless nameless enemy than it is to confront

00:32:15 a real yeah a real threat real enemy it's much more easier to do that bro so yeah let's fight 0.99

00:32:20 it's just low iq shit and like people you know like this this like look at the internet dude 0.99

00:32:27 and look at all these people like like look at the current argument okay that guy's a fed no that 0.99

00:32:34 guy's a fed no that guy's a fed let me tell you something we're all fucking feds because we're all 0.99

00:32:40 employees of the government because they steal way more of our fucking dollars than we get to keep 0.99

00:32:45 that makes us employees of them so if you want to be real about it y'all are fucking feds every 0.99

00:32:51 single fucking one of you you just don't fucking get it that's right okay so like why don't we stop 0.98

00:32:56 arguing about all of these things and figure out that we're all on the same team and those 1.00

00:33:02 motherfuckers ain't the day that happens is when things start to get better but people would rather 0.95

00:33:08 get clicks and likes and shares because a lot of these quote-unquote talking heads have had the 0.99

00:33:14 funds that used to go to the media now funneled to them and this is their only way they've ever

00:33:18 made any sort of financial gain in their life they weren't successful before this they didn't

00:33:23 have money before this they weren't famous before this but now they are so they find every single

00:33:28 thing to fight about they possibly can and that division and that uh constant antagonization

00:33:35 amongst the people of each other is what's costing it's costing us our country it's costing us

00:33:43 everything okay so like before you go out there and say that guy's a fed that guy's a fed well 0.99

00:33:48 you're a fed too motherfucker you just don't know it that's right you haven't put it together yet 1.00

00:33:51 you pay more in tax to them than you get to keep oh i only pay 30 no the fuck you don't 1.00

00:33:57 you aren't you're not adding in all the other tax you're not adding in the tax you pay on food 1.00

00:34:01 you're not adding in the tax you pay on gas you're not adding in the tax you pay to own property

00:34:06 how can you be free if you don't even own your property how can you be free if you can buy a 0.98

00:34:10 house and then if you don't pay your property tax they can take it back that's not fucking freedom 0.99

00:34:16 you don't own shit it's all a lie so but here's 18 cents off yeah like dude it's just bro it's 0.99

00:34:24 it's you know it's low it's just low iq it's low iq selfish 1.00

00:34:30 self-serving nonsense yeah that's what it is you know like yeah man yeah that says what you guys

00:34:40 think man down in the comments let us know man oh he's a fed yeah so are you that's right so are

00:34:48 you you may not have an official title but you're an employee of the government when you when you

00:34:52 when you uh you know what i'm saying like they own you they own you yeah man dude that that 0.99

00:35:00 that division shit that hey bro it's so annoying it's so annoying there's bigger fish to fry guys 0.95

00:35:07 yeah let's keep cruising though man this is uh we got more we got more yeah yeah headline two 0.99

00:35:13 let's dive into it now i know that guy's bought and paid for yeah so are you that's right so are 1.00

00:35:19 you you don't fuck you're not you're not getting it dude they own you they own you they fucking 1.00

00:35:27 own you you just haven't realized it yeah um gotta do an update uh since last time we talked dude 1.00

00:35:37 i'm not liking what i'm seeing with covid 2.0 i'm not and there's some real like bro this might be

00:35:46 some tinfoil hat time okay because there's a lot of interesting shit happening in this let's dive

00:35:51 into it though uh so they started debarking uh disembarking the uh the cruise ship right 0.84

00:35:57 um they landed in spain they started uh you know passing them out which is interesting like full 0.87

00:36:04 stop right there bro if there's some shit that's already contained how about we just keep that 0.97

00:36:08 shit there for a minute you know i'm saying like i mean that's logical isn't it no let's spread 0.99

00:36:13 them out throughout the world right what what has anything that they've done over the last 0.98

00:36:16 six years been based on any sort of logic any logic yeah bro now listen i get it dude um but 0.99

00:36:23 yeah so they started letting these motherfuckers off the off the ship um they started disembarking 1.00

00:36:28 on sunday and um cnn had a fucking shit cnn had a case tracker on the other day no real bro that's 1.00

00:36:38 what i'm dude that's what i'm saying dude i know like bro dude fuck um yeah so let's start let's 1.00

00:36:47 start letting these motherfuckers off off the fucking uh ship right and um to your surprise 0.99

00:36:52 anybody's surprised there's u.s there's french evacuees they've already tested positive okay 1.00

00:37:00 um and uh they're already here they're already here there's a video here um two of those patients

00:37:06 They're now in Atlanta at Emory Hospital.

00:37:10 Now, I want you guys to watch this clip.

00:37:11 If you guys are listening to the audio, pause it. 0.99

00:37:13 Come over to fucking YouTube. 0.98

00:37:14 Come check this clip out. 1.00

00:37:16 That looks exactly like the shit they were playing at the beginning of COVID. 1.00

00:37:20 Oh, man. 1.00

00:37:21 Exactly.

00:37:22 Dude.

00:37:23 Yeah, let's watch this, guys.

00:37:26 Now, there's no audio here, but you're watching this, okay?

00:37:29 This was taken today when this show is being recorded, okay?

00:37:33 These patients coming in.

00:37:35 everybody's in hazmat suits except for that one guy that's kind of weird

00:37:39 but yeah let me get in the full hazmat suit you got his mask on 0.93

00:37:43 got the mask got that n95 on he's good social distancing right

00:37:49 okay now i tried to scrub the internet today andy because we had just talked about all those 0.84

00:37:59 videos and shit from 2020 dude like you can't it's hard to find any of them yeah i had to use 0.79

00:38:05 the wave way back machine yeah to fucking pull this clip that i'm about to show you here this 0.99

00:38:09 was just just to remind people this is what it looked like in 2020 not very long ago shit like 0.99

00:38:16 this okay this was out of china people passing out they got the bubble suits on the fucking 0.99

00:38:25 roadblocks they would do. People laying in the 0.98

00:38:27 street.

00:38:33 Dude.

00:38:41 It was

00:38:41 everybody. It was everywhere, dude.

00:38:43 Look at that. Just laying out. They're showing people

00:38:45 like laying dead in the street. How many

00:38:47 times during COVID did you come across

00:38:49 someone just laying dead in the street

00:38:52 from COVID? Often, not from COVID,

00:38:54 from like fentanyl or something else.

00:38:55 you know so there's a difference not same same eerily similar yeah eerily similar what did i

00:39:02 tell you guys was likely going to happen to well let me remind you what i said was is that

00:39:07 eventually because of the way that covid went down the nefarious play would be to release something

00:39:16 that actually does kill people so that everybody would ignore it and then actually get sick and

00:39:22 then they could blame the people who were criticizing it and who deniers the covid deniers

00:39:29 they could they could blame them and hold them accountable for the quote-unquote misinformation

00:39:37 it's what they try to do during covid too so now an interesting update right you remember this dude

00:39:44 we covered him you remember that we played this video he's crying right this guy yeah um i want

00:39:51 show you so this this he was allegedly one of the guys on the cruise ship he's probably some 0.99

00:39:55 fucking uh actor from a shampoo commercial or some shit from shampoo you know what i'm saying 0.94

00:40:02 like that's what's gonna happen we're gonna find out this dude is like there's something it's 10 1.00

00:40:08 times worse oh really oh bro it's 10 times fucking worse dude okay so this video right uh we played 0.81

00:40:14 on the show last week okay uh but being the internet nothing gets deleted this video this 0.93

00:40:20 next clip is from 2021 same guy let's check this out damn near the same shirt you must like green

00:40:27 check this clip out let's get vaccinated gorgeous vaccinated girls get boosted and gorgeous boosted

00:40:36 girls get boosted again if you're eligible okay yeah all right so this is jake rosmarin okay jake

00:40:47 Rosmarin. All right. From Boston. Right. Did a little digging. This is on his LinkedIn page.

00:40:56 He spent a little stint at the Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs.

00:41:01 OK. Where he performed standard research, collection and analysis using a variety of

00:41:07 online databases, assisted in videography, recording and editing of interviews with

00:41:12 political analysts and responsible for posting and monitoring web articles written by field experts.

00:41:17 um he's a student photographer um and he likes the theaters now the rabbit hole gets a little

00:41:25 crazier right because this is again i'm pulling this stuff off online i'm trying to verify it

00:41:30 myself right did you know that the hebrew slang for hanta means uh nonsense a lie a scam a hoax 0.75

00:41:38 or something totally fake uh i did not isn't that fucking weird now they've already put they've 0.99

00:41:45 already started putting fucking you know the snopes fucking fact checks and shit on there and 0.96

00:41:49 yes it does mean that however this should not be confused with the hansom virus which comes from 0.98

00:41:53 the hansom valley in korea is so they're saying now i know you're big on accountability seeking

00:42:00 it wanting it right and it's so interesting because again we talked last show about this

00:42:05 right somebody's listening andy somebody's listening headline reads senator ran paul

00:42:12 A whistleblower's revelation about the COVID cover-up is coming

00:42:16 as the American people want Fauci behind bars.

00:42:19 No, we don't want him behind bars.

00:42:22 We want him in a wood chipper.

00:42:23 That's right.

00:42:25 That's right. 0.97

00:42:26 Yeah, Rand Paul, dog.

00:42:27 I don't think a wood chipper is good enough for Fauci.

00:42:29 That's the advice.

00:42:30 I think we're talking full Braveheart.

00:42:31 I say do what he did to the beagles.

00:42:34 Yeah, put his head in a little thing 1.00

00:42:36 and let the fucking flesh-eating ants eat him. 1.00

00:42:39 Give him real COVID. 1.00

00:42:40 and put a put a uh put it like one of those uh cameras on him just to watch for you know it can

00:42:47 just take a few weeks or whatever keep him alive you know put an iv on him you know i'm saying feed

00:42:53 him through a tube give him some adrenaline every now and then yeah like uh like uh that movie with 0.97

00:42:58 gerard butler where he uh catches that that guy that that killed his family his art and shit yeah 0.96

00:43:04 law-abiding citizen yep right yeah he puts a he puts iv and gives him adrenaline and makes sure 0.98

00:43:09 that he stays alive as long as possible that's that's what that man deserves yeah well it may

00:43:16 be coming sooner than you sooner than we think all right now rampaul i i like rampaul he's cool

00:43:21 right he's you know typically true to his word i haven't seen a whole lot i'm sure there's stuff

00:43:26 out there i have not seen yet but what i've seen shows me he's a pretty good dude um and he's

00:43:31 intensifying efforts to hold dr anthony fauci uh fauci accountable for alleged lies to congress

00:43:37 regarding gain-of-function research.

00:43:39 Now, of course, this is just the surface.

00:43:42 Now, the deadline for the statute of limitations

00:43:46 on Fauci's criminal referral is today.

00:43:48 Although the Trump Justice Department,

00:43:50 led by former Attorney General Pam Bondi

00:43:52 or Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche,

00:43:54 has not issued any public comments

00:43:56 regarding potential charges.

00:43:58 Rand Paul is committed to maintain the pressure

00:44:00 on the COVID cover-up.

00:44:02 He has scheduled a Senate hearing for Wednesday,

00:44:04 this Wednesday, May 13th at 10 a.m.

00:44:06 he posted this out and this comes shortly after or shortly before i should say um david morins

00:44:13 dr fauci's top advisor he was indicted um but fauci still walks free um and yeah an important

00:44:22 indictment was announced against david morins a former top fauci official for allegedly hiding

00:44:27 covet related records using a private email account so he's been indicted he's good but

00:44:32 Fauci's still out there.

00:44:34 Now, Rand Paul has submitted a few tweets.

00:44:37 There's no statute of limitations on crimes against humanity.

00:44:40 There's not.

00:44:41 There's not.

00:44:43 But Rand Paul tweeted this out.

00:44:44 He says, next week, I'm holding a hearing with a whistleblower who would testify publicly about the COVID cover-up.

00:44:50 Mark your calendars.

00:44:51 Wednesday, May 13th at 10 a.m.

00:44:54 The truth is coming.

00:44:56 In a subsequent tweet, he posted this out.

00:44:59 This was in response to James Wood saying this is a do nothing Congress.

00:45:03 They won't do anything except their except line their own pockets.

00:45:07 It's exhausting and beyond disappointing.

00:45:09 But, you know, that Fauci will walk free, smug little prick that he is to which Rand Paul replied, while we can all have our beefs with Congress, this isn't in our hands any longer.

00:45:19 I did the work, investigated and sent multiple criminal referrals to the DOJ.

00:45:24 Whether he is indicted or not now is not up to Congress. 1.00

00:45:27 it is up to the doj and no no it's not it's up to you motherfucker you were elected you took an oath 0.99

00:45:34 you are there to represent the people all of these people should be putting abnormal amounts 0.99

00:45:41 of pressure on the doj to get this done this idea of kicking the can over oh it's them or oh it's

00:45:46 them or oh it's them that's just another way of letting nothing happen okay here's the bottom 1.00

00:45:53 line all of you fucks were elected to fucking represent the betterment of the people and you 1.00

00:45:58 don't do it because you make more money in congress than you could in real life that's it 1.00

00:46:03 you don't want to sacrifice your position you don't actually represent the american people

00:46:08 and if you did these people would have been held accountable a long time ago but they're not 1.00

00:46:13 because you're all fucking pussies and you won't fucking sacrifice your own or potentially sacrifice 1.00

00:46:18 your own well-being for what is right which is what you swore to do so don't give me this shit 1.00

00:46:25 Rand Paul about oh it's not in my hands you're a part of the fucking problem just like everybody 1.00

00:46:31 fucking else okay now I can appreciate what you say I can appreciate that you get up and say 0.99

00:46:38 things that we all know to be true but unless there's actually accountability you're no different 0.98

00:46:44 than anybody else and that's the bottom line and that goes for every single one of you elected 0.99

00:46:49 pussies up there in fucking washington dc do you know what else this gave me vibes of too bro 0.99

00:46:56 it's this it's the standard playbook that they've been running where like when something's going on 1.00

00:47:01 oh it's their fault but not only that but it's like something something's going on major event 0.80

00:47:06 whatever the case is right and people start calling bullshit too much boom let's move to 0.99

00:47:12 the next thing well no shit same playbook yeah over and over and over oh we hate what's going 0.99

00:47:18 on with israel oh by the way hentavirus that's right well i mean like in the timeline right 0.98

00:47:24 well before and then when we figure out the hentaviruses bullshit there'll be another war 0.72

00:47:30 and this is all to avoid accountability for the oppression and the criminal injustices that our 0.82

00:47:38 own government who was elected to represent the people continuously participate in that is what

00:47:47 the point is they they do not want to do anything that will sacrifice their own position and their

00:47:55 own well-being and their own income which by the way comes at the fleecing of the american people 1.00

00:48:01 why are we not why do we not uh deport all of these somali migrants why are they not out of 1.00

00:48:12 here why are all of these illegal migrants that have come over here why are they not gone but 1.00

00:48:17 there's only one reason there's only one we can say oh it's because of this or because of that 0.97

00:48:23 or because of this or because of that no there's one fucking reason the reason is they don't want 0.84

00:48:28 to that's it do you think that that was like ever a serious plan i don't know if it's a serious plan 0.95

00:48:37 like like they all get like it started off as a serious you really want these people out

00:48:41 no i'm not look what do you think i don't know i'm not in the room but at the end of the day

00:48:48 the bottom line is is if they wanted them gone they would be gone and that is it that is the

00:48:54 that's the end of that's the bottom line yeah if they wanted them gone they'd be gone and they're

00:49:00 not gone which means they don't want them gone okay now do i believe it was a coordinated plan

00:49:06 i absolutely 100 believe that it was a coordinated plan by democrats by democrats

00:49:15 to flood the country with potential voters

00:49:21 because they have alienated a lot of the black and minority voters 0.97

00:49:26 by over-promising and never delivering, not under-delivering,

00:49:30 never delivering, which has disenfranchised a lot of their traditional voter base.

00:49:39 So when you've disenfranchised your traditional voter base,

00:49:44 common sense would say we need to fix that so let's go out and let's do what's right and let's

00:49:50 fix this with these people but that's not how these people think because they have no intention

00:49:54 of fixing anything because the way they make money is by embezzling and stealing and

00:50:01 misappropriating the funds that they promise our minorities for their own benefit so instead of 0.99

00:50:07 actually fixing what's going on they say okay well fuck them they can vote however they want 0.99

00:50:13 we'll bring in a whole bunch of new people who would just replace them yeah that's it 0.99

00:50:16 and i think there's a lot more to that than just the democrats uh wanting their votes i think

00:50:24 there's that i also think there is the destabilization of american culture which is

00:50:30 i don't think all of the democrats like i don't think they're smart enough to understand i think

00:50:35 that comes from higher up the chain people that are in the world economic forum uh people that

00:50:40 are very anti-white and they want to remove the the quote-unquote uh threat of white americans

00:50:49 or white people in general um you know i think there's a lot of different reasons but

00:50:57 and they all come from different levels yeah okay i don't i don't think all these democrats

00:51:03 understand like i think they probably all understand the voting part right we need more 1.00

00:51:11 voters so we can stay in power when get the money i think these people are pretty fucking stupid 0.99

00:51:15 i don't think a lot of them understand what the real reason is yeah 10 000 foot that's yeah that's 1.00

00:51:22 right yeah yeah but like well i mean the right ain't safe in that either though right no no that's

00:51:26 what i'm saying when them people came in dude they were busting them further into the country yeah 0.96

00:51:30 you know i'm saying like guys like getting down in texas like bro that's abbott why the fuck would 0.74

00:51:34 we do that yeah you know what i'm saying like no like okay if you're gonna spend taxpayer money on 1.00

00:51:38 a bus or a fucking flight send them back home listen i think they all suck but i do think 0.99

00:51:46 that the democrats are responsible for that part of it for sure for sure i think i think the 1.00

00:51:53 Republicans, I think they have been infiltrated at a degree by a lot of people who aren't actually Republicans or conservative, who ran under that banner, who actually represent the interests of the Democrats.

00:52:08 With all that being said, your original question was, do you think it's an official plan?

00:52:14 i don't think they get in a room together and say oh man you know um here's the plan

00:52:22 as as a collective but i think there's things that are understood that don't need to be explained

00:52:30 and i think that's more of what is going on at this point in time yeah yeah but again

00:52:38 yeah they could all meet down at the you know their little secret handshake dungeon that's right 0.99

00:52:44 where they eat children or whatever the fuck they do. 0.99

00:52:46 And, you know, and yeah, they could all be on the same page. 1.00

00:52:50 But I think there's, I think these people are very stupid. 1.00

00:52:53 I think these people, the reason that they have sought government positions 1.00

00:52:57 is always, and I believe this with 99% of these people,

00:53:04 is always to serve their own interests.

00:53:07 That's it. 0.79

00:53:08 I think there's a few guys up there that are true Americans

00:53:11 that represent people.

00:53:12 and those are the ones that get attacked the most like thomas massey okay um tim burchett

00:53:19 yeah these are the guys that get blasted yeah so they answer your question i don't know yeah

00:53:26 do you think do you think the sentiment of trying to get these people out of the country

00:53:31 was a real plane like do you think that was like

00:53:33 i think they knew i i think they look at i mean you think that was just a ploy used i think these

00:53:41 people look at the polls they understand the pain points that the people want they play to those

00:53:47 pain points and they have no shame in not doing anything that they tell us they're going to do 0.99

00:53:51 yeah i that's what i think yeah they've been doing it the black community for fucking 60 years 0.99

00:53:55 okay they go in every two years and they say hey black people we're gonna fix all the shit that the 0.99

00:54:02 white guys did to you right all excited they get them all excited and then what they do 1.00

00:54:07 what they do is then they they blame whitey all right and they drive that narrative of racism 0.99

00:54:15 and they promise all this shit and then when they can't deliver it because they've stolen the money 0.99

00:54:21 or they've misappropriated the funds or they've allowed fraud to funnel them back to them then 0.99

00:54:27 they come in again and say man we tried but whitey fucked it up and that serves a lot of different 0.53

00:54:32 purposes. It removes accountability 0.97

00:54:34 from them. It gets the focus back

00:54:37 on people who aren't really the enemy

00:54:38 and it creates enough division

00:54:41 to where nobody can really see what is actually

00:54:42 going on. Yeah. Guys, jumping on

00:54:44 this conversation, man, let

00:54:46 us know what you guys think down

00:54:48 in the comments.

00:54:51 Oh, Biden.

00:54:54 That's your boy, huh? Oh, yeah.

00:54:58 Let's keep

00:54:58 cruising, man. We got headline three.

00:55:01 This is probably

00:55:02 one of my favorite dudes out there right now in the game.

00:55:05 Shane Gillis is in the news.

00:55:06 Yeah. What do you do?

00:55:09 I mean, I thought he did great.

00:55:11 I thought he did great. So, headline

00:55:12 three reads, Shane Gillis

00:55:14 infuriates Chelsea

00:55:16 Handler with shocking jokes about her

00:55:18 support for Israel and ties to Jeffrey Epstein

00:55:21 at brutal Kevin Hart

00:55:22 roast. The roast

00:55:24 things are funny to me. I don't think I would

00:55:26 ever want to, like, submit to that type of

00:55:28 torture. You know what I'm saying?

00:55:31 Like, don't roast me.

00:55:32 i don't do well in those environments i would want to fight i think it just depends on the

00:55:37 nature of you know of it would you do a roast i mean i'd be pretty easy to roast i'm aware of

00:55:43 that would you yeah i mean zishan does a pretty good impression of handy you know dude we should 0.99

00:55:49 do a couple remember that video you guys made a couple years ago that shit was funny as fuck dude 0.99

00:55:54 that shit was so funny dude who would be your panel like who would you want to roast you 0.98

00:55:59 i mean it has to be people that know you yeah right that's true so i don't know i'm not i'm 0.99

00:56:05 not big enough to have a roast yet no we can't no you guys can roast me yeah we have an internal

00:56:10 roast yeah right that'd be great yeah okay we do that every day though true it just depends on

00:56:15 who's the subject of the roasting that's right i mean are you really friends with someone if you

00:56:19 don't roast the fuck out of them i mean i don't feel like we can't be friends if i can't roast 0.96

00:56:23 you not only that like if i don't like you i don't care enough to roast you i just say you're a 1.00

00:56:27 fucking piece of shit fuck you if i don't make you feel terrible then we're probably not friends 1.00

00:56:31 yeah yeah like i don't even want to waste my wit on you that's right yeah that's right dude 1.00

00:56:37 hell yeah yeah uh i do like that culture is getting back to that it is well i mean that's

00:56:42 kind of where i want to talk about today on this bro because it's like you know comedy is one of

00:56:47 those things dude it's like people get real butt hurt so easy on it dude but it's just like are

00:56:54 there any lines of comedy i don't think there can be if we're going to call it comedy you know what

00:56:59 i'm saying i don't think there should be no um but yeah and so shane gillis is making some news

00:57:03 um shane gillis and chelsea handler traded barbs during netflix's the roast of kevin that's the

00:57:10 first mistake what's that shane gillis is funny yeah chelsea handler has never been funny

00:57:16 she's never been funny there's never been anything funny about her she openly talks about how she's 1.00

00:57:22 a fucking whore and how she's a total degenerate and the shit's not fun like i've never thought 1.00

00:57:28 for you know who else is not funny is that that fat girl um the one with the little fucking mouth 1.00

00:57:34 and shit i can't think of her name well that sounds like an oxymoron uh she looked like this 1.00

00:57:39 who fat girl with little mouths i'm not searching that on my my computer my computer 1.00

00:57:44 she's super 1.00

00:57:47 Melissa McCarthy 0.70

00:57:49 no she's white 1.00

00:57:51 she's annoying I don't understand why she's famous 1.00

00:57:54 Amy Schumer 0.99

00:57:55 that person is not funny

00:57:57 show me a clip

00:58:00 in the history of Amy Schumer

00:58:03 that you laughed at

00:58:04 like there's not a single one

00:58:07 this one right here that's gonna go out

00:58:08 there's not a single one 1.00

00:58:09 so like where did this woman come from 0.94

00:58:12 like who invited her 0.99

00:58:14 yeah like fuck like like for real i mean yeah well shane shane gillis is definitely not a dude i 0.99

00:58:21 would want to fucking go back and forth with i love shane gillis i think he's fucking i think 0.99

00:58:24 he's the best in the game right now i i actually think he's one of the best of all time he's 0.97

00:58:29 getting already he's getting there no dude he's getting there he's funny dude listen in comedy

00:58:33 there to be the some of the best of all time you have to dominate an era yeah okay eddie murphy

00:58:40 dominated an era in the 80s george carlin dominated an era uh don rickles that was what

00:58:48 the 50s martin or uh what martin uh um martin lawrence martin lawrence dominated an era believe

00:58:56 it or not his stand-up used to be fucking hilarious yeah um dave chapelle dave chapelle

00:59:01 dominated era shank this is shane gillis era yeah okay so he in my opinion he's one of the

00:59:07 greatest ever yeah already yeah no i mean listen there's a lot of there's a lot to be said for

00:59:12 that yeah there's a lot to be said for that um but yeah so kevin hart had a roast on uh yesterday

00:59:17 and um shane gillis was invited and he just you know they all take turns roasting whoever the 1.00

00:59:22 panel is right shane gillis went in bro let's check this clip chelsea is a zionist

00:59:28 i'm not saying that's good or bad 0.90

00:59:32 speaking of dead kids she's a big fan of abortions 1.00

00:59:37 chelsea's been scraped more times than the grill at benihana

00:59:42 speaking of tossing tiny shrimp into a child's mouth chelsea handler went to dinner at jeffrey

00:59:50 epstein's house in 2010 it's just a fun one you can look it up there's articles it wasn't like a

01:00:00 big party there was like seven people there and uh it was like prince andrew and uh woody allen

01:00:06 were there anyway ladies and gentlemen chelsea handler and shane just so you know judaism and

01:00:13 zionism are two different things kind of like how chinatown and koreatown are two different things

01:00:20 but your favorite slur works in both places shane has been accused of being anti-asian

01:00:28 which is ironic considering he has the complexion and physique of a steamed dumpling 0.58

01:00:36 Yeah, see, you're all gunned, lady. 0.91

01:00:39 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:39 Like, that shit wasn't funny. 0.99

01:00:41 And by the way, I don't think that was a joke. 0.99

01:00:45 I don't think he was joking at all.

01:00:47 I don't know. 0.99

01:00:47 I think he was trying to expose exactly who the fuck that is. 0.99

01:00:53 You know. 0.99

01:00:53 Dude, Shane's with it.

01:00:54 Bro, you know.

01:00:54 Yes. 1.00

01:00:55 He's fucking with it. 1.00

01:00:56 Yes, 100% he is. 1.00

01:00:57 And not only that, dude.

01:01:00 You know how the most effective way to get the truth out is?

01:01:03 Pretend like it's a joke.

01:01:04 Yeah, that's right.

01:01:05 it makes it way more powerful because then you can

01:01:07 there's plausible deniability that's right

01:01:09 I was just playing 1.00

01:01:11 no bitch 1.00

01:01:12 you were there you probably ate some 1.00

01:01:15 fucking things that you ain't supposed 0.99

01:01:17 to eat that's right and we're not talking about 1.00

01:01:19 pussy 0.99

01:01:20 bro 1.00

01:01:24 Jesus Zionist 0.82

01:01:25 speaking of dead kids bro that's crazy 1.00

01:01:28 work dog yeah that's crazy

01:01:30 work bro I didn't like that but like

01:01:31 it's but I also think

01:01:33 that that's him pointing out

01:01:35 what's happening. Some uncomfortable truths.

01:01:37 It's like, what's that?

01:01:40 Grievous.

01:01:41 Grievous? Grievous did a few years

01:01:43 ago where he went out and hosted the

01:01:45 Ricky Grievous. Oh, yeah, bro.

01:01:47 Yeah. I thought his name was Gervaisi or something.

01:01:49 I don't fucking know. Yeah, one of those. Get a new name. 0.97

01:01:51 Yeah. Gervais. Yeah, Ricky Gervais.

01:01:54 He fucking destroyed that. Yeah. 0.99

01:01:55 And that was all true. And then he got blackballed.

01:01:57 And you know what? He wouldn't have got blackballed

01:02:00 if it was actually not true. That's right.

01:02:01 It was just a joke. He's a comedian, guys.

01:02:03 relax you know oh all of a sudden he's blackballed all of a sudden russell brand is blackballed 0.94

01:02:08 you know it's not because they're fucking lying can they blackball shane gillis though no i don't 0.91

01:02:13 think it's no because jane shane gillis owns the culture bro the culture's with him i mean look bro 1.00

01:02:19 if they tried to you still gonna go to his shit fuck you not only that i'm gonna go to his shit 0.99

01:02:23 more i'm gonna buy fucking tickets to shows i ain't gonna go to this andy's fellows he's bought 1.00

01:02:30 every ticket who the fuck is this i've never he's never here but that's the truth i mean cancel him 0.99

01:02:35 bro his career is going to get bigger yeah he looks good too dude he does look he lost a little 0.95

01:02:38 bit weight looks like he's maybe drinking a little less too yeah yeah no he's the fun i like shane

01:02:43 gillis a lot dude well dude i like him a lot yeah and and you know chelsea tried to clap back here's

01:02:48 another little it didn't work bro because she's not funny no here's another attempt here now that

01:02:54 your favorite real quick before you could tell this like she was pissed yeah you know i'm saying 0.85

01:02:58 Because she tries to say a joke 1.00

01:03:00 She's exposed

01:03:01 Bro, she's pissed in this 0.99

01:03:03 And you can't tell funny jokes 1.00

01:03:06 When you're actually mad

01:03:07 No bro, it's impossible

01:03:08 It totally throws you off the game 0.99

01:03:11 Y'all got small dicks too 1.00

01:03:13 Your mom 1.00

01:03:15 Alright, let's check this

01:03:20 Now that your favorite leader

01:03:22 Is making the draft mandatory

01:03:24 I assume that all of you will be signing up 1.00

01:03:26 To go fight in Iran 0.99

01:03:27 Or do you, tough-talking pussies, only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals? 1.00

01:03:32 I don't know. 1.00

01:03:33 When are you going to Iran, bitch? 1.00

01:03:35 Pipe in applause and claps and cheers, please. 1.00

01:03:39 When are you going to Iran, lady? 0.99

01:03:41 And by the way, it's your people trying to get everybody to fucking go over there. 0.99

01:03:44 That's right. 0.98

01:03:45 When are you going?

01:03:46 Yeah, when are you going?

01:03:47 That's right.

01:03:48 Okay? 1.00

01:03:48 All these people that support this shit, sign the fuck up. 1.00

01:03:52 You know, we don't see none of that. 1.00

01:03:53 You know, if there's a there's a song by System of the Down and it says, why don't presidents fight the wars? 0.94

01:04:03 If the presidents fought the wars like they used to 500 years ago when they rode out there on fucking horseback, we would have less wars.

01:04:11 OK, my personal opinion is every single person who advocates for war, their kids should be automatically entered into the draft. 0.93

01:04:20 And if you're a politician

01:04:22 And you advocate for war 0.83

01:04:23 Your kids should go first 0.99

01:04:25 Along with you

01:04:26 But if you're 70 0.89

01:04:30 Send your kids

01:04:31 If you're voting for war

01:04:34 And you're in congress or you're supporting the war 1.00

01:04:36 You're wearing a little fucking flag 1.00

01:04:38 That ain't ours 1.00

01:04:39 Then your kids should be the first motherfuckers over there 1.00

01:04:42 That's the truth 1.00

01:04:42 And I think most Americans would fucking agree with that 0.99

01:04:45 Make them think twice 0.97

01:04:47 But no they don't want that 1.00

01:04:50 They want to send their poor, rural, inner-city Americans 1.00

01:04:56 to go fight their fucking bullshit wars. 1.00

01:04:59 That's been going on for fucking ever. 1.00

01:05:02 Yep. 0.99

01:05:02 Here's a cool uniform. 0.99

01:05:04 You can get you a fucking nice little camera. 1.00

01:05:06 We'll give you a ribbon after you're dead. 1.00

01:05:09 That's right. 0.99

01:05:09 And there's honor in that.

01:05:10 Look, dude, there used to be honor in fighting for America, bro.

01:05:13 But the last several wars, going back to World War I and II,

01:05:18 have been fought as a lie they've been fought for causes that weren't true and there's no way for

01:05:24 those men to have known that so while they believe that they're going to fight wars for

01:05:29 the betterment of our people which is very noble and very brave and i respect pretty much more than

01:05:37 i respect anything else in the world we have to understand that those causes were lies they were

01:05:44 lies okay my grandfather who was killed who never met his family who never met my dad who never got

01:05:53 to see my dad grow up never got to see my brother go play pro baseball or we built these do any of

01:06:00 these things that we've done he died based upon things that weren't entirely true and that's a 0.99

01:06:05 fucking reality it's fucked up okay yeah that's fucked up so while i 100 support our troops 0.98

01:06:11 and i would it's been one of the biggest things i've advocated for in the history of my entire 0.99

01:06:16 life and i still do i support you could support troops and not support the people who are making

01:06:21 the troops go fight yeah that's 100 dude 100 so why don't we why don't we change that that you

01:06:27 know what if i was president that i would make that the reality y'all vote for war your kids

01:06:32 gotta go i don't care if they're 40 i don't care if they're 45 they gotta go because you're voting

01:06:38 for other people to sacrifice their children you have no skin so you're you have to have the skin

01:06:43 in the game too and by the way they should go first and by the way no more stock trading during 0.85

01:06:47 you know to fucking yeah benefit off the war yeah bro everybody's seeing it now the the emperor has 0.65

01:06:52 no clothes okay everybody sees behind the curtain it's just a matter of time now yeah yeah well so 0.97

01:06:59 she also added to uh after during that exchange she said uh quote we're all just lucky none of

01:07:05 you could afford an island so not even 1.00

01:07:07 fucking like every bro she she was caught dead to 1.00

01:07:09 right bro she's fucked um but one 1.00

01:07:11 thing that i want i want to bring up because i thought this was 0.99

01:07:13 interesting dude it's like again like comedies

01:07:15 was just one of those things it's like

01:07:17 can there be lines of comedy i don't

01:07:19 think so i don't think there can be

01:07:21 lines right

01:07:22 no it's either all or nothing it's no different

01:07:25 than free speech right right

01:07:27 now the only reason that you would try to control

01:07:29 free speech is if you're afraid of the truth

01:07:31 right that's the only

01:07:33 reason the only reason

01:07:35 that free speech would be censored or certain things would be illegal is because they are true

01:07:43 that's why not because of lies no it's because they're true otherwise you would just hear those 0.99

01:07:49 people and you would be like yeah that guy's fucking crazy yeah well kill tony he was there 0.95

01:07:55 in attendance too and he had this to say uh in reference to kevin hart let's check this clip 0.99

01:08:00 you know kevin they told me not to mention your kids on this roast but i must say

01:08:06 you did good they've gotten so big they now buckle kevin up in the car seat

01:08:10 he lost his gig hosting the academy awards because of some homophobic tweets but you'd 0.99

01:08:16 be homophobic too if you were eye level with everyone's cock 0.99

01:08:19 fight on a private plane proof that no matter how much money black people have they're still 1.00

01:08:27 just going to act like ninjas. 1.00

01:08:34 Like Bill Cosby, 0.92

01:08:35 Hart is a black comedian from Philadelphia. 1.00

01:08:37 Unlike Bill Cosby, women don't know when Kevin 1.00

01:08:39 is inside of them.

01:08:41 You've done good though, Kevin. The black 1.00

01:08:43 community is so proud of you. Right now,

01:08:45 George Floyd is looking up at us

01:08:47 all laughing so hard that he can't breathe.

01:08:52 God bless you, Kevin.

01:08:54 God bless this

01:08:55 room and god bless the united states of america thank you so much bro i think hinchcliffe is one

01:09:01 of the greatest too man like he's underrated yeah very underrated very underrated see i don't i don't

01:09:06 think comedy is judged on like crowd work okay like a lot of dudes are good at the crowd work

01:09:14 yeah you know what i'm saying real comedy like real legendary comedy is just them telling stories 0.98

01:09:21 like that that is fucking funny it is it is bro i i love hinchcliffe dude no dude he's fucking

01:09:28 hilarious dude he's fucking hilarious and i think my dream my one of my personal dreams 0.99

01:09:33 like for real is to like sit at that table and be on a show just talk shit yeah just talk shit 0.97

01:09:38 yeah well i mean dude with that dude like i mean it's guys like like what i really like about him 0.98

01:09:43 is what he's kind of done for the comedy game bro he's given he's open it up yeah bro like

01:09:47 there's no more barriers to entry you don't need a big netflix special well dude that comes from 0.99

01:09:51 culture waking up to yeah okay like everybody's waking up to this idea they know it's bullshit 1.00

01:09:59 they know the fucking black white drama is 99 bullshit here's the facts of the matter the facts 1.00

01:10:06 of the matter is this if black people and white people can laugh at each other and finally get 1.00

01:10:13 along and get together and realize hey man we're all getting fucked those people in washington 0.99

01:10:18 couldn't do a motherfucking thing nothing that our our biggest handicap in this country right now 0.99

01:10:23 is the division between black and white and it's closing it's closing yeah which is great that's 0.99

01:10:29 awesome to see dude um like bro when we make little racist jokes or like when we fucking joke 0.99

01:10:34 back and forth dude that's the shit that like that people laugh at the most on on my stories 0.94

01:10:39 and by the way most it's funny because most of the people that laugh the hardest happen to be 0.99

01:10:44 black yeah well and then you got the white people like oh is it okay to laugh 0.93

01:10:48 what's even worse dude is like when people think that i'm joking you know what i'm saying like 0.91

01:10:54 that's the worst part about it like no you know oh bro but no i i agree with you dude i think it

01:11:04 is i think it's weird because like you're like the white guy on the inside and i'm like the black

01:11:11 guy on the inside and i think it confuses people i thought that the other day dude i was driving i

01:11:17 was driving the link and i'm like i'm in the white car you were in the black one i'm like dude

01:11:20 switch real quick dog i can't drive stick though you know uh but no dude i agree with you it is 0.96

01:11:25 freedom of speech i don't think there should be lines you know i know you're gay wow because 0.99

01:11:29 you're 30 years old still don't know how to drive a stick well my dad never taught me well when you 1.00

01:11:35 find him ask him to teach you oh man no oh fuck i'm just saying you guys will look good in that 0.99

01:11:46 link and get some milk together you know what i'm saying teach me how to drive stick dude yeah i can 1.00

01:11:50 i know you can it's real easy fucking i know you know i know you could it's really be the best 0.89

01:11:54 teacher it's the easiest thing in the world you know we can go listen we'll go to the tow yard 0.97

01:11:58 we'll get a beater no you could learn in anything it's easy i can't we're not gonna do that though

01:12:02 no dude you could i put you in the chevelle it's real easy uh but yeah dude so i agree with you

01:12:10 right i feel like with comedy it's freedom of speech there should be no lines and i think the

01:12:15 only thing that really determines is are the people laughing we should just be comedians 0.96

01:12:20 well i think we should just thought we were oh yeah you know what we're fucking comedians now

01:12:26 that's right executive order that's right that's right um but no i think what what determines it 0.84

01:12:32 is like are the people laughing was it funny you know i'm saying like and that's all that matters

01:12:37 now pete davidson's getting some of this heat really because he i don't another one of those

01:12:41 guys like he's like an amy schumer in me like i don't know you know i don't i don't know much

01:12:46 about him yeah like i know he did the snl shit i've never i've never seen i mean a lot of people

01:12:52 like his stuff he looks funny yeah i've never really paid attention enough to say he is or he 0.96

01:12:57 isn't yeah yeah i don't think he's funny i know he's got a big old hog like that's what he's known 0.99

01:13:03 for he's known for having like a 12 inch dick for real but why well because that's what all the he 1.00

01:13:09 dates all the girls that's what they all talk about oh so apparently he's slinging some meat 1.00

01:13:14 okay yeah i'm just saying that's what i know about pete davidson what that's not gay 0.56

01:13:22 i'm just telling you the rumor is he's packing some heat okay yeah all right well okay all right

01:13:29 that's fine i know i like it's like hunter bite he's breaking down walls that's right i'm saying

01:13:33 hunter bite yeah okay yeah he's drilling for oil 0.99

01:13:37 wait doesn't that mean anal i don't know okay i don't know what it means but apparently he's 0.99

01:13:45 doing some fucking damage because i know kim kardashian and those girls been talking about 0.99

01:13:50 it okay and they you know got it okay they would know just the room of me politely got it understood 0.99

01:13:56 yeah i don't personally think he's funny but he's getting some heat what he said because he tried to

01:14:01 make a little charlie kirk joke oh really let's check it out tony hinchcliffe is here uh looking

01:14:08 like both a child molester and the doll they give the child to show where he touched them

01:14:13 Tony reminds me of Charlie Kirk

01:14:20 And that he's definitely been on camera

01:14:21 Letting a guy unload in his throat

01:14:23 Oh, you don't know me? 0.85

01:14:29 You don't know me?

01:14:30 Yeah 0.98

01:14:31 Kill Tony

01:14:34 I'm not calling for him to be cancelled 0.99

01:14:37 That just wasn't fucking funny 0.81

01:14:38 Yeah, it wasn't 0.56

01:14:41 Not everyone's gonna hit, you know what I'm saying?

01:14:42 like i did it yeah i mean look i don't think that's funny at all no but

01:14:48 to each their own on the jokes man i mean here's the reality you have to let the public do the

01:14:55 deciding you know people decide if you're funny i mean that's i don't i don't think that's cool

01:15:01 because like i think there's a lot of i think that was a terrible thing terrible thing but i

01:15:06 also think the epstein thing was terrible and i thought that was funny so the people make the

01:15:12 party yeah dude shane's looking good he does look good i mean still looks a little weird but like

01:15:18 you're looking more handsome i don't know what it is i think you got some veneers bro see i told you

01:15:23 you get the veneers bro i might need some i'm telling you man i'm telling you it's like big 1.00

01:15:27 ass titties on a chick it was veneers for a guy oh fuck yeah got it not not just like a surgery 1.00

01:15:33 for big ass dick can you get one of those i think so but that didn't you 1.00

01:15:37 i'm just saying to our specialist over here you get some good teeth it does a lot yeah really 1.00

01:15:47 yeah hmm veneers are not my problem is that what he said i don't think you could do the veneers i

01:15:54 think it's that's your i think that that's part of your look dude what do you mean i mean i don't

01:15:58 have bad teeth no i think the little the little space there i think it's part of your thing 0.96

01:16:01 you got a gap between your front teeth if you didn't fucking notice i mean yeah but why i mean 1.00

01:16:06 Why you got to talk about a motherfucking waterfall through that bitch. 1.00

01:16:09 You didn't even. 1.00

01:16:11 Wait, wait, stop.

01:16:12 What is happening? 1.00

01:16:13 You motherfucker. 1.00

01:16:14 You're telling me you aren't aware of this. 1.00

01:16:16 What did I do?

01:16:17 Bro, all the little kids DJs, they were super stokers. 0.99

01:16:20 DJs like I got fucking natural superpowers, bro. 1.00

01:16:25 You can start a fucking wet t-shirt contest with that shit, bro. 1.00

01:16:29 Come on, man. 1.00

01:16:31 I don't even do nothing.

01:16:32 I'm just saying you can't act like you didn't know that was there.

01:16:36 No, what are you talking about? 1.00

01:16:39 Well, you could fill a swimming pool with that fucking gap. 1.00

01:16:43 You probably tried to with that fucking shitty pool you bought. 1.00

01:16:48 Just saying. 1.00

01:16:49 Manat, send me the number to your dentist after this show.

01:16:52 No, I don't think it's a bad thing.

01:16:53 It's a part of your look.

01:16:55 I think if you had some like straight up, you know, like.

01:16:59 Hollywood.

01:16:59 Yeah, I don't think that would look good on you.

01:17:01 You don't think so?

01:17:01 No, it's part of your look.

01:17:04 Hmm.

01:17:05 What?

01:17:05 It don't look good on everybody

01:17:07 I think it looks good

01:17:08 You gotta start with that

01:17:10 It wouldn't be funny

01:17:13 It wouldn't be funny if I did

01:17:15 You know what I'm saying

01:17:16 Well did you

01:17:17 How many water gun contests you win

01:17:20 It probably explains why you can't shoot

01:17:23 Oh okay 1.00

01:17:25 Now you cross the fucking line 1.00

01:17:27 You didn't get all the same practice we got 1.00

01:17:32 It's alright

01:17:33 Wait swimming or

01:17:35 probably that too

01:17:36 yeah man

01:17:38 listen I thought Shane's awesome

01:17:41 he does look good

01:17:42 he looks healthier

01:17:44 he just looks happy

01:17:45 I think he just lost a little weight

01:17:47 hell yeah man

01:17:49 well guys jump in on this conversation

01:17:50 let us know what you guys think down in the comments

01:17:52 it's now time

01:17:55 it is time for our final segment 1.00

01:17:57 as always guys we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck 0.99

01:17:59 and I decided to merge two of our favorite things 1.00

01:18:02 comedy and black people

01:18:03 together for this. 1.00

01:18:05 Those are two different things?

01:18:12 Oh, yep.

01:18:15 Okay.

01:18:16 Yeah, see, I don't really look at my gap that much like that.

01:18:18 I mean, dude, it's there.

01:18:20 I'm just saying, man.

01:18:21 It's there.

01:18:22 Huh, sure is.

01:18:23 Well, I don't see the scars on my face either.

01:18:26 Yeah.

01:18:26 It's just there.

01:18:27 Yeah.

01:18:29 It's funny because people still ask me and I forget they're there.

01:18:32 I got fours on my face.

01:18:33 I'm like, dude, oh, I forgot.

01:18:36 All right, man. 1.00

01:18:37 Guys, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck. 1.00

01:18:39 We got to bring, she's an OG. 1.00

01:18:43 Rachel Dolezal. 1.00

01:18:45 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:18:46 She is back. 1.00

01:18:47 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:18:48 She is back and blacker than ever. 1.00

01:18:53 So zero. 1.00

01:18:54 Yeah, that's right. 1.00

01:18:55 Yeah, race faker. 1.00

01:18:56 Rachel Dolezal, shocking new life. 1.00

01:18:59 White mom who enraged world by identifying as black 1.00

01:19:02 reveals major reinvention with the new african name uh in sordid ways she saved herself from 0.61

01:19:09 ruin yeah so um i guess this is like a story of like you know you reinvent yourself you come back

01:19:16 better you know maybe um but yeah let's dive into this dude uh rachel dolezal 10 years ago 0.98

01:19:24 she was the most mocked woman in america a pale blonde haired white girl from montana 0.98

01:19:30 who had reinvented herself as a black civil rights warrior and got caught now when the truth was 1.00

01:19:37 exposed she lost her career and reputation overnight the 48 year old who has legally

01:19:43 changed her name to the nigerian inspired nikechi diallo that's now her new

01:19:50 that's her new name um she spoke to the daily mail from her spacious three thousand three

01:19:59 hundred thousand dollar home in tucson arizona where she raises her youngest of three so i love 0.99

01:20:04 how they try to make like a three hundred thousand dollar home sound like it's a fucking mansion it's 0.99

01:20:08 a trailer it has to be saying like in fucking tucson 300 grand ain't what it was 20 fucking 0.99

01:20:14 years ago bro that's not happening okay that's like 18 cents off your fucking gallon of gas 0.99

01:20:19 but yeah so unlike the handful of other white to black race fakers who have been exposed 0.99

01:20:25 and shamed over the years dolezal has never once backed down or admitted she was wrong 0.55

01:20:31 she still identifies as black she still darkens her skin and wears her hair in thick locks she

01:20:38 still insists that race is a social construct and that she is living authentically quote i was never

01:20:45 faking anything about who i am at a core level she said at the end of my life people will notice

01:20:50 if they haven't already i never really switched up her exile from the civil rights movement that's

01:20:55 That's because you can't switch.

01:20:57 That's right.

01:20:59 That's right.

01:21:00 But yeah, her exile from the civil rights movement has forced Dolezal to pursue eyebrow 1.00

01:21:05 raising career.

01:21:06 She now makes and sells art, but her primary source of income comes from the adult website

01:21:14 OnlyFans.

01:21:15 Okay, so she's definitely poor.

01:21:20 I was going to click the link because I was just curious.

01:21:22 like you know but uh no yeah well so this is her now this is a new up-to-date oh she got that

01:21:30 ozemic face uh-huh yeah because this was her when she got exposed uh-huh right um but this is who

01:21:36 rachel really is right so you went from this to this to you know still rocking it dude

01:21:43 i think she took a little bit of uh kamala harris's uh words of wisdoms what can be 0.99

01:21:51 unburdened by what has been 0.99

01:21:53 she did it

01:21:55 oh god definitely a burden

01:21:59 well

01:22:00 yep

01:22:01 Nechile Diola

01:22:04 if you're gonna get

01:22:05 Diola

01:22:07 Wakanda 0.82

01:22:10 Wakanda

01:22:11 oh come on bro that was good 1.00

01:22:16 she's Wakanda black 0.99

01:22:17 Wakanda black 1.00

01:22:18 oh fuck dude 1.00

01:22:20 damn dude oh my god dude we're kind of forever 1.00

01:22:25 that's good dude we're kind of forever 1.00

01:22:34 oh man i like that 0.98

01:22:41 oh shit man oh man yeah she's still broke from only fans 0.98

01:22:50 how'd you like to be OnlyFans 0.99

01:22:52 be your primary source of income 0.95

01:22:53 and nobody wants to watch it

01:22:55 you can't get it

01:22:56 you can't get it dog 1.00

01:22:57 you know there's a bunch of weird motherfuckers 1.00

01:22:59 they're into that 1.00

01:22:59 oh bro

01:23:00 they're super weird to that

01:23:01 like they 1.00

01:23:01 they like black women 0.99

01:23:03 but not that much 1.00

01:23:04 so like

01:23:04 this is a good middle zone for them

01:23:06 dude

01:23:06 it's like Thomas Jefferson 1.00

01:23:09 oh fuck man 1.00

01:23:15 fuck black people 1.00

01:23:17 but then he got like 1.00

01:23:18 seven black kids 1.00

01:23:18 you know i cannot stand little jerome come here man 1.00

01:23:24 oh dude oh shit please don't cancel us you can't because we're gonna show up again tomorrow 1.00

01:23:34 fuck man what we got on this oh come on dude yeah this ain't even real this is real this is 0.99

01:23:40 real this is real you didn't make this up i promise bro let me ask you this 1.00

01:23:44 how did how did she fool y'all oh bro she didn't fool me no i mean she i mean

01:23:55 come on man there's nothing about her it looks black at all no no she looked i ain't gonna say

01:24:04 what she looks like i can't i got limits the comedy does have lines you know what we're

01:24:12 comedians man i don't want to insult the people i was about to say okay yeah that's oh that's fair

01:24:17 that's fair but i will uh this 0.99

01:24:20 yeah man rachel no dude how does she fool literally the most militant passionate black 1.00

01:24:31 activists into becoming like the head of the double uh the ncaa 0.96

01:24:37 that's an inside joke by the way it is okay we had we had a we know a very black activist that 0.80

01:24:49 thinks that that the the the that the ncaa and the n-a-a-c-p is the same thing well i mean

01:24:57 there might be an argument for that she probably told him she was uh you know she was related to

01:25:01 like thomas jefferson kids or something oh man come on dude i'm blacker than her for real oh no

01:25:10 there's no i'm sicilian for sure i'm blacker than her you really got it well i think she she did

01:25:14 say that like she was apparently her parents yeah because her parents were actually the ones that

01:25:19 blew her cover back in 2015 um but her her her excuse was that she was i guess her parents are

01:25:27 white christians and they adopted three black kids and so that's where she's saying just because 1.00

01:25:32 you take a whole bunch of black dick doesn't make you black lady doesn't for real as deep as it might 1.00

01:25:37 be yeah okay that's enough yeah i'm done with that yeah i'm done i'm sorry for you that uh 1.00

01:25:45 i'm just gonna let you know there's probably a lot more of this your kids probably shouldn't watch

01:25:49 oh bro okay i'm done talking just about politics we're gonna let it rip all right so uh if you

01:25:56 have your kids i probably should have put this at the beginning of the show but it is what it is 0.85

01:26:01 send me asses to bed yeah before you watch this hell yeah man well guys uh well we'll be doing 0.95

01:26:07 come on man this is thumbs down what is it i mean 0.99

01:26:13 you know what i'm grateful that we live in a world with such uh comedy with such a comedy

01:26:25 rich environment yeah that's what it is that's how we could turn this into a thumbs up she's

01:26:30 giving us something to laugh about bro said she looks like benjamin franklin 1.00

01:26:35 i gotta check this that's a big that's a big honker she has 1.00

01:26:42 man she does look like ben franklin she fucking does i didn't put it together 1.00

01:26:49 you could superimpose her face 0.99

01:26:52 and it would look just like him

01:26:53 well be careful

01:26:56 she might claim that 1.00

01:26:57 oh shit man 1.00

01:27:01 alright man well guys Andy 0.98

01:27:03 that's all I have

01:27:05 sorry guys 0.90

01:27:06 we're retarded 0.91

01:27:08 we put the re 0.99

01:27:12 in the tar

01:27:13 baby 0.84

01:27:13 you guys

01:27:14 you guys say we're two peas in a pause

01:27:19 but actually what we are

01:27:20 is two reese and a tar.

01:27:21 That's right.

01:27:22 That's right.

01:27:23 Hell yeah.

01:27:25 All right, guys.

01:27:26 We love you, man.

01:27:27 Have a laugh.

01:27:28 Have a great week.

01:27:28 We'll see you on Thursday. 1.00

01:27:29 Don't be a hoe. 1.00

01:27:30 Share the show. 1.00

01:27:31 Yeah.

01:27:33 Went from sleeping on the floor.

01:27:34 Now my jewelry box froze. 1.00

01:27:36 Fuck a pole. 1.00

01:27:37 Fuck a stove. 1.00

01:27:38 Counted millions in the cold. 1.00

01:27:39 Bad bitch. 1.00

01:27:40 Booty swole. 1.00

01:27:41 Got her on bankroll. 1.00

01:27:43 Can't fold. 0.82

01:27:44 Doesn't know.

01:27:44 Headshot.

01:27:45 Case closed.

01:27:46 Closed.

01:27:49 Thank you.

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REAL AF with Andy Frisella - May 12, 2026

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