REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 1025. Andy & DJ CTI： Trump Plans To Suspend Federal Gas Tax, Hantavirus Cruise Ship & Shane Gillis Infuriates Chelsea Handler

00:00:00.000 what is up guys it's andy priscilla you're listening to the show for the realest say

00:00:23.040 goodbye i almost forgot say goodbye to the lies and fakeness and delusions of reality 0.99

00:00:28.240 okay yeah i'm all over yep just fucking start the show dj jesus don't be a hoe share the show 0.98

00:00:35.000 all right hello children there you go i've been working all day hey bro it's been like three 0.98

00:00:39.480 weeks straight of events every day dude i was about to say it's been a yeah it's been a stretch

00:00:44.500 been a stretch i'm tired forgive me i'm tired grandpa yeah my my 180 iq is now 160

00:00:50.720 oh man that's still good though that's the point though i see what you i see what you did there 0.96

00:00:56.240 i'm over here calculating fucking yeah man what's going on doc nothing man yoke fest back in action 0.99

00:01:03.440 i'm getting there yeah bro getting there ribs and dick this summer that's it that's it this is 1.00

00:01:08.280 that's what uh that's that's the theme of the summer actually that's right ribs and dick that's 0.99

00:01:12.180 right summer 26 that's it plates full that's that sounds a little gay 0.99

00:01:17.960 summer 26 ribs and dick ribs and dick which comes first yeah well nobody said in that order 0.99

00:01:26.340 you know i'm saying i mean if you ask bill cosby it's something else 0.99

00:01:30.140 one has to go first oh shit man dude no it was a good day i woke up you know it's been i think 0.95

00:01:38.080 it's been like a week or so since i sent you that uh that picture of me on the scale yeah right same 0.98

00:01:43.360 weight oh really yeah and i ain't looked at it since so we're still we're maintaining we're good

00:01:47.900 there i gotta keep going though yeah uh well you're getting to a point now where if you if

00:01:52.440 you're lifting which i haven't seen you lifting you keep telling me you're lifting i know you're 0.52

00:01:57.060 lying no i'm no no no that's not bullshit the other day i asked you if you worked out 0.65

00:02:03.020 today and you said yes and then i went back after i walked away because at the end of the day here's 0.67

00:02:08.340 what happened no no look it out i have witnesses i have witnesses nope it was last week at the end

00:02:16.660 of the day i said you trained today what day was it i don't know i don't remember but i said did

00:02:22.820 you train today and you said yeah and then i went back and i replayed the day okay and i'm like no

00:02:29.500 i was here early today i was here early and i didn't see dj in the gym i didn't leave

00:02:36.960 were you in the gym the whole time i was here the whole time

00:02:41.280 and but you weren't here the whole time because you were doing like training and other things

00:02:48.780 like pistol training so then i did all the math and i said there's no way he trained

00:02:53.840 what you didn't clarify what you certainly lied right to my face no no you didn't clarify the

00:02:59.120 type of training yeah i train yeah i train every day dog all right so now i know i gotta watch out

00:03:04.340 How do you trust someone with your life

00:03:07.620 when he's going to lie to your face like that?

00:03:08.800 Oh, no, no, no. Bullshit, dog. 1.00

00:03:09.980 I got witnesses. I have an accountability partner. 1.00

00:03:12.800 We work out. We got the MRF prep tomorrow.

00:03:15.180 Yeah.

00:03:15.720 Feel free to join us.

00:03:17.420 I'm getting it in.

00:03:18.520 Okay. 0.98

00:03:19.080 I'm just saying, last time you fucking got kind of in shape, 1.00

00:03:23.840 you got fat again. 1.00

00:03:24.760 No. I think this is the furthest up.

00:03:26.920 Look, Shaq.

00:03:28.460 Yeah.

00:03:31.780 I'm like one for 2,000.

00:03:34.340 How do you understand why I never play basketball?

00:03:36.520 Listen, I get it, dude.

00:03:37.560 It's not my blood.

00:03:38.500 It's right. 1.00

00:03:41.540 Oh, shit, man. 0.99

00:03:42.740 No, man, everything's good, though, dude. 1.00

00:03:44.460 Yeah, you better keep going and not get fat again, bro.

00:03:46.600 No, we're keeping it cruising, dog.

00:03:48.060 We're going to keep moving, bro.

00:03:49.600 I have no choice.

00:03:51.480 I have no choice.

00:03:52.140 You told me you would fire me.

00:03:53.500 I will.

00:03:54.300 Yeah.

00:03:54.840 Got to stay with it, dog.

00:03:57.540 Yeah, dude, it's been a minute, guys.

00:03:59.380 I know it's been a minute.

00:04:00.780 We've been working.

00:04:02.280 But, you know, one of the last shows we did, 0.99

00:04:05.280 we were talking about the He-Man shit. 0.99

00:04:06.580 You remember that? 1.00

00:04:07.560 I do.

00:04:08.220 Yeah.

00:04:08.740 I do.

00:04:09.440 And you remember what you told the people?

00:04:10.920 I did.

00:04:12.800 I told them that He-Man was the greatest.

00:04:15.120 That's right.

00:04:15.660 And that Man of Arms was my favorite.

00:04:17.760 That's right.

00:04:18.540 That's right.

00:04:18.980 And they came out with the new Hellcat Man.

00:04:20.800 Hellcat Man.

00:04:22.260 Hellcat Man showed up the next day.

00:04:23.820 That's right.

00:04:24.600 The brand new Hellcat Man.

00:04:26.160 But, dude, we got really good people to listen to the show, dude.

00:04:28.860 and you told them not to send you anything?

00:04:32.040 Yeah.

00:04:33.500 I'm sure somebody did.

00:04:34.840 They sent you some stuff. 1.00

00:04:36.020 Fuck. 1.00

00:04:36.440 Yeah, I got it. 1.00

00:04:37.280 You want to see it?

00:04:38.580 Oh, you got it?

00:04:39.180 Yeah, I brought the box in, dog.

00:04:45.700 Huh? 1.00

00:04:47.020 I tell you guys not to do this shit, man. 1.00

00:04:49.720 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:51.060 Let's see what we got here.

00:04:52.820 No way.

00:04:53.660 Yeah, bro.

00:04:54.740 I'm going to toss it so I'm going to stay on camera.

00:04:57.640 There you go.

00:04:58.340 Skeletor bro

00:04:59.780 No way

00:05:01.620 Oh that's an OG He-Man dog 1.00

00:05:04.100 Toss that bitch over here 1.00

00:05:06.600 Oh shit my aim's getting a little worse 1.00

00:05:08.340 Sorry 0.99

00:05:08.760 Oh bro and you got the

00:05:11.440 Battle Cat

00:05:12.600 That's right

00:05:13.180 There we go look at those hands 1.00

00:05:15.680 Fucking Battle Cat bro 1.00

00:05:17.280 Who the fuck sent this 1.00

00:05:18.620 Love Mom from 1.00

00:05:20.620 Shut up 0.99

00:05:22.420 Shut up 1.00

00:05:25.280 No no your mom did 1.00

00:05:26.800 Let me see that

00:05:27.580 oh dude come on man there you go it really it really does save my mom 0.99

00:05:39.920 thanks mom yeah there you go dog oh dude that's funny so mom sent me some he-mans there you go

00:05:49.080 there we go baby and he loves the he-man is that really for my mom yeah no that's really

00:05:54.100 is that someone playing a joke

00:05:55.120 you know how I know

00:05:57.180 because no one

00:05:57.820 yeah I know

00:05:59.280 it's Andrew

00:06:00.840 oh yeah that's right

00:06:02.600 oh dude that's hilarious

00:06:05.520 yeah that was a sick man

00:06:06.820 well thanks mom

00:06:07.940 she watches every show

00:06:09.300 I'm actually still a good little boy

00:06:12.440 my language might not reflect it all the time

00:06:17.300 but that's awesome

00:06:18.980 hell yeah dog 1.00

00:06:19.920 fucking battle cap bro 1.00

00:06:21.080 yeah 1.00

00:06:21.640 Why is Skeletor so much more jacked than He-Man?

00:06:28.420 He must use first form.

00:06:30.340 I was going to say, it must be in the genes.

00:06:32.220 That's what it is. 1.00

00:06:33.700 Fuck yeah, man. 1.00

00:06:34.500 Hell yeah, dog. 1.00

00:06:35.080 He-Man.

00:06:35.620 Yeah.

00:06:36.140 I'll take it.

00:06:39.520 Hell yeah, man. 0.82

00:06:40.440 Well, guys, you know what day it is, dog.

00:06:42.220 We got to get into it.

00:06:44.260 We got plenty of topics to cruise, things to talk and peruse about.

00:06:50.060 All right.

00:06:51.640 Let's get into it.

00:06:52.540 Let's go ahead and do it.

00:06:53.620 I did confirm with her.

00:06:54.700 She actually did send it here.

00:06:55.900 Really?

00:06:56.380 Yes.

00:06:57.420 She's asking, does he like them?

00:06:59.340 That's so funny.

00:07:00.120 That would be wild if somebody played to be your mom.

00:07:03.940 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:07:04.880 I think people don't weird or shit. 0.97

00:07:06.400 This is true. 0.98

00:07:07.560 This is true.

00:07:09.020 But yeah, man, let's get into it.

00:07:09.800 Stealing my clothes and putting them on and wearing them

00:07:13.520 and then posting pictures of themselves on the internet.

00:07:18.440 Yeah. 0.98

00:07:19.180 Yeah, Zeeshan. 0.98

00:07:21.640 we had a fucking stalker one time we had a stalker break in to one of my properties 0.99

00:07:31.200 steal my clothes put them on take pictures in the mirror and that's how we ended up fucking 0.98

00:07:39.700 catching them yeah when we could when i posted on facebook yeah and when i put them out of his 1.00

00:07:42.860 house he still had the shit on yeah bro stop fucking with me yeah man just just be fuck with 1.00

00:07:50.200 somebody else yeah please please um but yeah man let's get into it guys remember if you would like 1.00

00:07:56.880 to see any of these pictures headlines videos links go to andy frisella.com you guys can check

00:08:04.040 them all out there for you that being said dude let's get into it all right headline one let's

00:08:08.660 kick it off uh gas is high right now yeah it's high it is high it's high you know that meme where

00:08:15.420 Like, you know, don't be high on the show that like crackhead lady.

00:08:18.280 Yeah.

00:08:20.520 That's how I feel about right now.

00:08:22.080 It's crazy.

00:08:23.080 But there is a potential plan. 0.86

00:08:25.540 Headline reads, Trump plans to suspend federal gas tax as Iran war hammers Americans.

00:08:32.560 Here's how much you will save.

00:08:34.660 And it's about 18 cents per gallon.

00:08:38.920 Yep.

00:08:39.560 Yep.

00:08:39.900 So Donald Trump is planning to suspend.

00:08:41.840 Dude, that just shows you how out of touch these people really are. 0.99

00:08:44.800 give them 18 cents yeah that'll that'll help fuck yep and he's planning to suspend it quote 0.96

00:08:51.840 we're going to take off the gas tax for a period of time and when gas goes down we'll let it phase 0.99

00:08:57.660 back in the president told cbs news on monday the break so it's 18.4 cents per gallon of gas

00:09:03.860 24.4 cents per gallon of diesel would offer modest relief for drivers who have watched prices explode

00:09:12.240 50 percent since the war began to a national average of four dollars and 52 cents um if

00:09:18.820 introduced today the average would drop to four dollars and 34 cents still far above the two

00:09:24.560 dollars and 98 cents drivers were paying before the conflict erupted in february 28 so just in a 0.95

00:09:30.360 couple of months it's literally double almost double like that that's fucking crazy um for what 0.89

00:09:37.620 for what yeah what are we getting out of it oh nothing nothing 1.00

00:09:45.020 how about no tax how about no tax on fucking anything until you motherfuckers can balance 0.99

00:09:54.780 the budget how about not even being eligible for re-election until that happens how about 1.00

00:10:01.600 a whole lot of things that need to change okay this is bullshit man and it's almost 0.95

00:10:09.580 i mean dude it's not almost it's insulting that that's like what they do that's the fix right 0.99

00:10:15.020 yeah 18 cents dog what happened to uh drill baby drill and do all our own shit and be energy 0.85

00:10:21.780 independent and you know bring gas down to a dollar a gallon and that that that that that 0.96

00:10:26.400 that oh what happened to that oh yeah well just like everything else nothing well dude there's

00:10:33.420 still the other piece of this too man is the amount of like tax dollars we still haven't 0.98

00:10:39.000 really got that under control though all the fucking fraud waste and abuse right there the 0.94

00:10:42.440 countless billions of dollars that we're sending overseas um and it's funny because that actually 0.97

00:10:47.000 got that actually came up in an interview um specifically this was uh benjamin netanyahu

00:10:52.500 did an interview on 60 Minutes, and they asked him specifically about USAID going to Israel.

00:10:58.820 Did you hear this? No. Yeah, let's check his response. Here's the quote.

00:11:03.220 Do you believe it's time for the state of Israel to re-examine and possibly reset its financial

00:11:09.300 relationship to the United States, meaning what the United States provides to Israel

00:11:14.340 on an annual basis? Absolutely. And I've said this to President Trump. I've said it to our own people.

00:11:20.420 people, their jaws dropped. But I said, look.

00:11:23.840 What do you mean? What are you saying?

00:11:26.780 I want to draw down to zero the American financial support, the financial component of the military

00:11:34.480 cooperation that we have, because we receive $3.8 billion a year. And I think that it's

00:11:43.200 time that we weaned ourselves from the remaining military support.

00:11:48.320 Can you give me a timetable?

00:11:50.320 I said, let's start now and do it over the next decade, over the next 10 years.

00:11:55.700 But I want to start now.

00:11:56.800 I don't want to wait for the next Congress.

00:11:59.240 I want to start now.

00:12:01.280 And, you know, it could go down very fast.

00:12:04.960 Okay, let's think about what he's actually saying.

00:12:07.660 Here's what he's actually saying. 0.99

00:12:10.720 We need to expand Israel across the Middle East because we can't produce anything inside of our own borders to actually pay for our own shit. 0.98

00:12:18.720 And while the United States gives us $3.8 billion 0.98

00:12:21.940 I'm going to make it seem like they only give us $3.8 billion

00:12:26.040 When in reality, we get given much more money

00:12:29.580 By our allies in the banking system

00:12:33.620 Who rob the American people with exorbitant interest rates

00:12:39.220 And then turn around and donate it to our country

00:12:42.640 So I'm going to make it sound like we only give them $3.8

00:12:46.020 But under the guise of predatory capitalism, which is exactly what we live under, we're actually getting far more.

00:12:53.340 And if you actually want us to be able to be financially independent, then you must support our conquering of the Middle East so that we can produce enough things to not have to rely on you, the American taxpayer.

00:13:09.340 So if you don't support the war in Iran and our conquering of the Middle East, 0.55

00:13:15.540 then you must want to pay us money when in reality we don't support any of it. 0.99

00:13:21.700 We don't give a fuck because you're not us. 0.99

00:13:25.320 And by the way, you hate us. 1.00

00:13:28.360 You don't like us.

00:13:30.140 And then you yell at us and make laws against us for saying,

00:13:34.960 hey, they hate us and they don't like us.

00:13:36.700 That's right.

00:13:36.820 So that we can't even say it.

00:13:38.480 okay so let's get real about what he's saying he's trying to position himself in a way that

00:13:46.240 sounds like he's doing the good thing but in order for him to do the quote-unquote good thing

00:13:51.380 then we have to support all these other things for the next 10 years that's right so like most 0.96

00:13:56.580 of the times again actually all the time he's full of shit so let's be real about what we're 0.81

00:14:05.080 talking about here now so so that happens that that's cool something else interesting uh going 0.98

00:14:11.540 on right now is is a talk of the town surrounding trump specifically that came out um and this has

00:14:17.080 to go back all the way to butler to the butler assassination attempt okay um and this is this is

00:14:22.540 very interesting there was a mystery online figure who contacted trump shooter um right before the

00:14:29.500 shooting he's finally been unmasked um and his messages raised chilling questions and they even

00:14:34.880 like dude this is this is weird because this is a situation we really still don't know it's not

00:14:39.400 weird i guarantee you it has ties to our own government and all these things am i right or

00:14:44.900 wrong not yet okay it is listen it's fucking weird though all right it's weird um so there's 0.60

00:14:52.360 been this shadowy figure online known as willie teppes or teps um he made contact with wannabe 0.89

00:14:58.660 Trump assassin, Thomas Crooks. He's a 55 year old Norwegian neo-Nazi. His name's Born Leaf

00:15:07.240 Hammermud. OK, and he actually confirmed exclusively to the Daily Mail. And in a heated

00:15:14.760 message exchange with the Daily Mail, he revealed what he believes was behind Crooks' evil attempt.

00:15:19.880 Elmer Rudd, who is the Daily Mail's learned, is married with children, lives in Spidenberg and

00:15:24.660 Oslo suburb, reached out to Crooks four years before the attempt on President Donald Trump's

00:15:29.900 life at an event in Butler, Pennsylvania, after Crooks tagged tips in a YouTube comment section

00:15:35.720 of a California gun control related video. Quote, if a gun and a badge is all that is needed,

00:15:43.300 Hemmerrod told Crooks, quote, then authority obviously comes from the barrel of a gun.

00:15:48.740 We have more guns than they do. There is no way we can avoid a war at this point. So you better

00:15:54.100 just get used to the idea cook's youtube went dark shortly thereafter and he was deemed to have

00:15:59.820 no other social media presence however hamamud continued to freely post inflammatory violent

00:16:07.080 often anti-semitic messages on the telegram app as recent recently as last week where he's

00:16:13.960 contributed between 4 000 and 5 000 posts since 2021 he called for drone swarms and assassins 0.82

00:16:21.520 and intentions to kill every single leader, politician, media personality, and Jews, end 0.69

00:16:28.380 quote. Dubbed the Osama bin Laden of the Nazi underworld, this guy even singled out Trump in 0.99

00:16:36.520 one post saying, thank you, Mr. Trump. Those words will be used to hang you. Helmut Rudd is a proud 1.00

00:16:41.500 member of the neo-Nazi group Nordic Resistance Movement and is reportedly missing two fingers

00:16:46.160 on his right hand, possibly due to his interest in weaponry. All right. Now, all of this is going

00:16:51.180 on. This group called Citizens Commission, they use an online tracking tool to kind of sift through

00:16:58.480 all of the posts and stuff that he was saying in 83 different channels on the app, with the first

00:17:03.600 one dating back to May 16th, 2021. And this is what they have to say. Quote, what I don't

00:17:10.060 understand is how this guy is still able to keep posting violent stuff if the investigation into

00:17:16.320 crooks was thorough said a spokesman for the group how was this teps character missed or if

00:17:22.920 they knew about him why did they omit it in speaking about the investigation from everything

00:17:29.080 we can tell it appears crooks talked about assassination attempts with a foreign terrorist

00:17:33.340 in the youtube comment section now remember the gentleman that that was killed there's a difference

00:17:39.060 between talking about assassination attempts and planning an assassination those are two different

00:17:45.920 things okay well i mean and the other piece of this too that i look at it's like you know there's

00:17:52.320 been some very consistent things right like when with all of these shooters with the weird

00:17:56.760 manifestos they all typically are left leaning right this guy crooks was the same there's always

00:18:02.440 some type of rub there's some type of contact that's made between that individual and some

00:18:07.400 mysterious online person right that's kind of like you know pushing them almost if you will

00:18:13.380 Right. Kind of like feet like, you know, trying to show them down this path to where ultimately is their decision, their actions, that they act on this information.

00:18:21.920 But there's somebody kind of like just just giving a little nudge. Right.

00:18:26.400 That's kind of what I picked up from this. Now, Campatore, the firefighter that was killed in that assassination attempt.

00:18:33.420 Right. His wife, Helen, she made it clear that she does not believe the official account either.

00:18:39.700 She says, quote, if you think that kid just got out of bed and went and shot the president and shot my husband, you're batshit crazy. 0.98

00:18:46.940 She told the Daily Mail Monday.

00:18:49.520 Capitore said she believes that two people high up at the federal level who were there during the Biden administration and are still in their positions are responsible in some way for the assassination attempt.

00:19:04.440 she continues saying i will find out what happened to him and i will continue focusing on this until

00:19:11.540 the day i die good for her i i agree with her i don't know the specifics i don't agree with the

00:19:16.520 specifics because i don't know them sure but i agree that uh it wasn't just some dork yeah with

00:19:24.060 a rifle and uh he was somehow you know mk altered or convinced or you know manipulated or

00:19:34.240 brainwash or whatever you want to call it into doing this thing right right well i mean and then

00:19:39.420 even just the back end logistics you know i'm saying like the the serious failures like how

00:19:43.760 did he get up on the roof how was he on the roof yeah listen man there's more than one person

00:19:47.940 involved in this no matter which way you slice it yeah and there was more than one person involved

00:19:53.360 on the scene no matter which way you slice it no okay

00:19:57.520 they get these people to do these things by straight up lying to them by the way they say

00:20:05.740 oh if you do this you'll be a hero and we'll protect you and you know there's other things

00:20:10.040 in it you're doing it to save humanity you won't be attacked right and then you know they get their

00:20:16.000 brains blown out oh yeah oh yeah and that serves two purposes one it shows that they got them so

00:20:23.200 there's no quote-unquote investigation and two it makes that you know it ties up any loose ends

00:20:30.640 yeah you know yeah but i mean and to the group that pointed this out too it's like

00:20:35.360 it does raise some questions right like if there was a legitimate contact why why wasn't that

00:20:40.460 mentioned anywhere well i mean teppis is not wrong i mean what he says is the gun and the

00:20:45.180 badge is all you needed then authority comes from the barrel of a gun i mean

00:20:48.820 if you have to use the threat of violence to get people to do things then

00:20:55.740 that's not freedom yeah you know what i'm saying all authority is derived from some sort of threat

00:21:03.500 of violence we're just used to living under it so yeah now there's been other things too

00:21:10.620 happened in the news that has not been covered bro did you see that uh vice president jd vance

00:21:16.620 his motorcade was shot at you know someone told me that but i never saw that yeah well that's i

00:21:22.660 didn't see anything on on the internet about it either and that's weird well dude but do we know

00:21:27.260 that's actually real no no for sure the dude that shot him he also shot a civilian he's in a coma

00:21:33.120 now because secret service returned fire it has not been covered by any major news like article

00:21:38.340 source like that at all but it's a legit situation that happened how do you know i mean we got people

00:21:46.420 yeah it's a real thing right um yeah and then like i mean even trying to pull today right but

00:21:52.840 jd vance motorcade shot is there any articles about this at all very few washington post did

00:22:00.840 cover it here's here you go that's a donate yeah here we go yeah he's from texas yeah texas man

00:22:14.620 charged in dc shooting this is the road to the nba final texas man charged in dc shooting was

00:22:20.480 walking along the path of vance's motorcade agent says yeah the man accused of firing a gun at law

00:22:26.280 enforcement officers near the washington monument this week was walking along the path of vice

00:22:30.220 president jd vance's motorcade before the shooting and made a vulgar remark about the white house

00:22:34.940 after the confrontation according to the court filing wednesday michael marks 45 of midland texas

00:22:41.940 was shot multiple times during Monday's confrontation

00:22:44.220 and was shot in the back

00:22:45.300 and was in the back of an ambulance on his way to a hospital 1.00

00:22:48.020 when he said, fuck the White House 1.00

00:22:49.560 and kill me, kill me, kill me, end quote. 1.00

00:22:54.920 Yeah, but nobody's been fucking covered. 1.00

00:22:56.660 I mean, there's video of it and everything, dude. 0.91

00:22:58.980 There's video and everything.

00:23:01.200 And he has...

00:23:02.380 You know, they might not be covering it

00:23:03.820 because they don't want to encourage more of that.

00:23:06.460 Or it was actually real.

00:23:09.160 That's at least what the conspiracy theorists are saying.

00:23:11.040 What do you mean real?

00:23:11.940 Like it was a real situation that happened.

00:23:14.080 So no coverage.

00:23:14.920 But when fake scenarios, controlled scenarios happen, they cover this.

00:23:19.740 Oh, you're saying like this is a real vigilante.

00:23:22.260 This was a real like we talked about last week, which I predicted is going to start happening.

00:23:26.660 That's right.

00:23:27.060 All you have to do is look back in history.

00:23:28.680 We are at a point in time no different than what happened in 1930s Germany, where people are suffering so much.

00:23:38.060 and there's been so little accountability

00:23:41.700 and moral degradation has been so

00:23:45.500 overdone to where people feel like they have nothing to lose.

00:23:53.060 And when that starts happening,

00:23:55.620 vigilante starts to happen.

00:23:56.940 And then you get one, then you get two,

00:23:58.640 then you get four, then you get eight, 0.99

00:24:00.380 then you have a fucking problem, right? 0.99

00:24:02.600 So it makes sense to me 0.99

00:24:04.320 why they wouldn't put this out there

00:24:06.580 if it was a real situation is that him no no that's uh the firefighter okay yeah that's his 0.99

00:24:12.500 wife helen yeah that's such bullshit dude it's it's insane dude and like i like the part two 0.86

00:24:18.960 that i don't like is just simply like the lack of information around these scenarios and they get 0.99

00:24:24.400 mad when people question the official narratives when it's like you're not releasing anything on 0.97

00:24:28.480 it you know i'm saying the butler shit the fucking mar-a-lago shooting like the lack of information 0.99

00:24:34.480 about the butler shooting is it should raise red flags for every single person i mean real talk 0.99

00:24:41.860 yeah like even you know like i know that in the conspiracy world or whatever you want to call it

00:24:47.280 the truth world you know most people understand that there was something bigger going on there

00:24:52.540 but in the normie world they still take it for face value right right and clearly it wasn't

00:25:00.980 exactly what they've presented it to be no different than the charlie kirk situation no

00:25:04.880 different than jfk no different than any of these things and um i'll tell you what man

00:25:11.000 i'm just tired of being lied to i mean if you think about the situation that we're in

00:25:15.860 and you think about that we literally pay more in taxes than we get to keep when you do all the math

00:25:25.180 and then you think about how much they lie to us and how much they manipulate us and how much

00:25:30.960 they gaslight us into believing that we're free while they go ahead and make anti-speech laws so

00:25:36.480 you can't criticize people that are doing nefarious things right like it just gets me

00:25:43.800 madder and madder and madder when you really like think about what is actually happening here i mean

00:25:51.480 when you walk down to the gas station you see dudes in their uh construction vests coming off

00:25:56.700 work you know they're covered in dirt because they work their asses off all day and they're 0.99

00:26:02.360 counting change out to buy a fucking sandwich that's not right man no and and it disgusts me 0.99

00:26:09.900 as an american that these people who are you know worth hundreds of millions and billions of dollars 0.99

00:26:16.820 are willing to squeeze people that fucking hard forget at all okay like

00:26:24.420 it shouldn't be at all this is supposed to be land of the free that's what this country was 0.98

00:26:30.080 founded upon it's supposed to be very little government interfering very little in everyday

00:26:35.960 life and it has become the opposite of that and we are the worker bees of the world we are the

00:26:42.280 only people in the world who are told they're free who get told that we live in the best country in

00:26:49.540 the world get told all of these things and then get told to go work hard and this and that and

00:26:55.820 they're all virtues which i believe those are strong virtues they're biblical virtues but then

00:27:00.980 to have the fruits of our labor ripped from us and confiscated by what is really just a modern day

00:27:09.760 royal system just like has been happening you know for thousands of years yeah and this is

00:27:17.520 why empires fall and this is why there's revolutions because eventually the people

00:27:21.940 get tired of it they do the math and they realize there are far more of us than there are of them

00:27:28.140 and the fear is what keeps us from realizing that right like like everybody like the tax thing for

00:27:36.680 example if everybody just stopped paying taxes a lot of this would solve itself but the truth

00:27:43.960 of the matter is everybody's afraid to stop paying taxes but the truth is they don't have

00:27:48.480 the manpower to do fucking anything about it yeah they can't do anything about it it takes

00:27:53.940 them three or four years to figure out if you the citizen doesn't pay your tax so what if you know 0.96

00:27:59.920 200 million people decided i'm not doing it no what are they going to do they can't nothing they

00:28:05.660 can't do anything so they don't have the power to do it their power is largely based on intimidation

00:28:11.580 and fear all right and um in order for us to get our country back we're going to have to come to

00:28:18.140 the realization that that is what their power is based upon it's based upon fear it's based upon

00:28:24.020 intimidation and we no longer live in the country that we have been brought up to believe that we

00:28:31.540 live in that is just a matter of fact now when we say this is the greatest country in the world

00:28:36.760 i think we have the greatest people in the world i think we have the greatest intentions of the

00:28:42.220 world i think the american spirit is the best in the world but take all of that away and say we

00:28:49.260 live in the greatest country in the world by what metric are we defining that because by all

00:28:55.940 measurable metrics that is not currently true it hasn't been for a minute that's right for

00:29:01.500 a long time and the reason that people don't realize it is because they're kept in such a

00:29:05.700 place of poverty they can't even afford to go anywhere else yeah you know you go to japan dude

00:29:10.420 like you go to japan they've protected their culture okay japanese culture has been japanese

00:29:16.880 culture for thousands of years they don't allow it to be diluted it's a high-trust society you

00:29:22.480 can leave your bike out you can leave your uh keys to your car in your car you can walk around

00:29:27.520 and do whatever you want and nobody does anything people understand standards people understand

00:29:33.440 that we are the collective of japanese people and this is how we operate and america culture

00:29:42.180 has been intentionally diluted to such a point where we have yes we have people that operate as 0.99

00:29:48.180 if we're supposed to as americans but then we have a whole bunch of other people that don't do shit 0.91

00:29:53.700 that these people who are doing the right thing have to fund okay and it's a mess man and um 0.86

00:30:01.160 unfortunately you know or fortunately however you want to look at it we're living in a situation

00:30:10.260 where there is going to be a turn and what the turn is is what we decide it to be and that's

00:30:17.640 the thing that the people have to understand this is going to go one of two ways this is going to go

00:30:22.600 the way of we get our country back we remove all of these ridiculous taxes and this ridiculous

00:30:30.400 oppression financially that we have in the country and we'll restore American standards and American

00:30:34.320 culture or we're going to become the shithole of the world those are the two things that are

00:30:40.160 going to happen here and it's up to the American people to decide they are going to have to wake 0.99

00:30:44.720 up they're going to have to become aware they're going to have to stop fighting over stupid things 0.98

00:30:49.000 that we are intentionally propagated to fight over like um you know identity politics you know 0.99

00:30:54.700 black white gay straight all these things that really in and out here in the real world aren't

00:31:00.080 even things that we like have in our face on a regular basis um but what we do have in our face 0.98

00:31:07.140 on a regular basis is the unaffordability of basic needs for a lot of people um the lack of

00:31:12.980 opportunity to get out of these holes because the system is rigged against them and uh you know

00:31:19.560 it's interesting how people will fight over things that they never have to deal with in real life

00:31:23.500 or very rarely have to deal with in real life but they won't address the things that affect them on

00:31:28.320 a daily basis they'll just let those things slide you know save the sea turtles yeah yeah it doesn't

00:31:33.540 it doesn't make sense and i think that comes from a position of you know people feel powerless but

00:31:38.460 dude that's not the case that's a big lie okay they intentionally make us feel powerless so that

00:31:44.380 we won't question won't ask won't challenge the status quo of them the elite the very rich milking

00:31:52.000 the regular american people into a place of financial hardship so much show to the point

00:31:59.040 where they don't have the ability to worry about the system being fixed because they're too worried

00:32:06.040 about figuring out how to survive yeah and uh yeah bro well it's what you say too dude it's like

00:32:10.820 it's much easier to fight a faceless enemy a faceless nameless enemy than it is to confront

00:32:15.680 a real yeah a real threat real enemy it's much more easier to do that bro so yeah let's fight 0.99

00:32:20.560 it's just low iq shit and like people you know like this this like look at the internet dude 0.99

00:32:27.540 and look at all these people like like look at the current argument okay that guy's a fed no that 0.99

00:32:34.340 guy's a fed no that guy's a fed let me tell you something we're all fucking feds because we're all 0.99

00:32:40.820 employees of the government because they steal way more of our fucking dollars than we get to keep 0.99

00:32:45.480 that makes us employees of them so if you want to be real about it y'all are fucking feds every 0.99

00:32:51.960 single fucking one of you you just don't fucking get it that's right okay so like why don't we stop 0.98

00:32:56.720 arguing about all of these things and figure out that we're all on the same team and those 1.00

00:33:02.420 motherfuckers ain't the day that happens is when things start to get better but people would rather 0.95

00:33:08.240 get clicks and likes and shares because a lot of these quote-unquote talking heads have had the 0.99

00:33:14.560 funds that used to go to the media now funneled to them and this is their only way they've ever

00:33:18.620 made any sort of financial gain in their life they weren't successful before this they didn't

00:33:23.180 have money before this they weren't famous before this but now they are so they find every single

00:33:28.060 thing to fight about they possibly can and that division and that uh constant antagonization

00:33:35.860 amongst the people of each other is what's costing it's costing us our country it's costing us

00:33:43.000 everything okay so like before you go out there and say that guy's a fed that guy's a fed well 0.99

00:33:48.040 you're a fed too motherfucker you just don't know it that's right you haven't put it together yet 1.00

00:33:51.400 you pay more in tax to them than you get to keep oh i only pay 30 no the fuck you don't 1.00

00:33:57.320 you aren't you're not adding in all the other tax you're not adding in the tax you pay on food 1.00

00:34:01.820 you're not adding in the tax you pay on gas you're not adding in the tax you pay to own property

00:34:06.480 how can you be free if you don't even own your property how can you be free if you can buy a 0.98

00:34:10.840 house and then if you don't pay your property tax they can take it back that's not fucking freedom 0.99

00:34:16.280 you don't own shit it's all a lie so but here's 18 cents off yeah like dude it's just bro it's 0.99

00:34:24.340 it's you know it's low it's just low iq it's low iq selfish 1.00

00:34:30.340 self-serving nonsense yeah that's what it is you know like yeah man yeah that says what you guys

00:34:40.340 think man down in the comments let us know man oh he's a fed yeah so are you that's right so are

00:34:48.180 you you may not have an official title but you're an employee of the government when you when you

00:34:52.520 when you uh you know what i'm saying like they own you they own you yeah man dude that that 0.99

00:35:00.100 that division shit that hey bro it's so annoying it's so annoying there's bigger fish to fry guys 0.95

00:35:07.440 yeah let's keep cruising though man this is uh we got more we got more yeah yeah headline two 0.99

00:35:13.620 let's dive into it now i know that guy's bought and paid for yeah so are you that's right so are 1.00

00:35:19.080 you you don't fuck you're not you're not getting it dude they own you they own you they fucking 1.00

00:35:27.200 own you you just haven't realized it yeah um gotta do an update uh since last time we talked dude 1.00

00:35:37.140 i'm not liking what i'm seeing with covid 2.0 i'm not and there's some real like bro this might be

00:35:46.080 some tinfoil hat time okay because there's a lot of interesting shit happening in this let's dive

00:35:51.240 into it though uh so they started debarking uh disembarking the uh the cruise ship right 0.84

00:35:57.440 um they landed in spain they started uh you know passing them out which is interesting like full 0.87

00:36:04.180 stop right there bro if there's some shit that's already contained how about we just keep that 0.97

00:36:08.380 shit there for a minute you know i'm saying like i mean that's logical isn't it no let's spread 0.99

00:36:13.060 them out throughout the world right what what has anything that they've done over the last 0.98

00:36:16.860 six years been based on any sort of logic any logic yeah bro now listen i get it dude um but 0.99

00:36:23.700 yeah so they started letting these motherfuckers off the off the ship um they started disembarking 1.00

00:36:28.820 on sunday and um cnn had a fucking shit cnn had a case tracker on the other day no real bro that's 1.00

00:36:38.940 what i'm dude that's what i'm saying dude i know like bro dude fuck um yeah so let's start let's 1.00

00:36:47.220 start letting these motherfuckers off off the fucking uh ship right and um to your surprise 0.99

00:36:52.920 anybody's surprised there's u.s there's french evacuees they've already tested positive okay 1.00

00:37:00.020 um and uh they're already here they're already here there's a video here um two of those patients

00:37:06.360 They're now in Atlanta at Emory Hospital.

00:37:10.380 Now, I want you guys to watch this clip.

00:37:11.640 If you guys are listening to the audio, pause it. 0.99

00:37:13.500 Come over to fucking YouTube. 0.98

00:37:14.840 Come check this clip out. 1.00

00:37:16.060 That looks exactly like the shit they were playing at the beginning of COVID. 1.00

00:37:20.560 Oh, man. 1.00

00:37:21.800 Exactly.

00:37:22.720 Dude.

00:37:23.680 Yeah, let's watch this, guys.

00:37:26.460 Now, there's no audio here, but you're watching this, okay?

00:37:29.020 This was taken today when this show is being recorded, okay?

00:37:33.740 These patients coming in.

00:37:35.140 everybody's in hazmat suits except for that one guy that's kind of weird

00:37:39.160 but yeah let me get in the full hazmat suit you got his mask on 0.93

00:37:43.160 got the mask got that n95 on he's good social distancing right

00:37:49.240 okay now i tried to scrub the internet today andy because we had just talked about all those 0.84

00:37:59.380 videos and shit from 2020 dude like you can't it's hard to find any of them yeah i had to use 0.79

00:38:05.340 the wave way back machine yeah to fucking pull this clip that i'm about to show you here this 0.99

00:38:09.860 was just just to remind people this is what it looked like in 2020 not very long ago shit like 0.99

00:38:16.260 this okay this was out of china people passing out they got the bubble suits on the fucking 0.99

00:38:25.700 roadblocks they would do. People laying in the 0.98

00:38:27.820 street.

00:38:33.040 Dude.

00:38:41.360 It was

00:38:41.940 everybody. It was everywhere, dude.

00:38:43.520 Look at that. Just laying out. They're showing people

00:38:45.820 like laying dead in the street. How many

00:38:47.840 times during COVID did you come across

00:38:49.980 someone just laying dead in the street

00:38:52.000 from COVID? Often, not from COVID,

00:38:54.020 from like fentanyl or something else.

00:38:55.700 you know so there's a difference not same same eerily similar yeah eerily similar what did i

00:39:02.040 tell you guys was likely going to happen to well let me remind you what i said was is that

00:39:07.980 eventually because of the way that covid went down the nefarious play would be to release something

00:39:16.600 that actually does kill people so that everybody would ignore it and then actually get sick and

00:39:22.800 then they could blame the people who were criticizing it and who deniers the covid deniers

00:39:29.700 they could they could blame them and hold them accountable for the quote-unquote misinformation

00:39:37.200 it's what they try to do during covid too so now an interesting update right you remember this dude

00:39:44.680 we covered him you remember that we played this video he's crying right this guy yeah um i want

00:39:51.640 show you so this this he was allegedly one of the guys on the cruise ship he's probably some 0.99

00:39:55.800 fucking uh actor from a shampoo commercial or some shit from shampoo you know what i'm saying 0.94

00:40:02.360 like that's what's gonna happen we're gonna find out this dude is like there's something it's 10 1.00

00:40:08.080 times worse oh really oh bro it's 10 times fucking worse dude okay so this video right uh we played 0.81

00:40:14.880 on the show last week okay uh but being the internet nothing gets deleted this video this 0.93

00:40:20.000 next clip is from 2021 same guy let's check this out damn near the same shirt you must like green

00:40:27.560 check this clip out let's get vaccinated gorgeous vaccinated girls get boosted and gorgeous boosted

00:40:36.480 girls get boosted again if you're eligible okay yeah all right so this is jake rosmarin okay jake

00:40:47.580 Rosmarin. All right. From Boston. Right. Did a little digging. This is on his LinkedIn page.

00:40:56.380 He spent a little stint at the Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs.

00:41:01.340 OK. Where he performed standard research, collection and analysis using a variety of

00:41:07.480 online databases, assisted in videography, recording and editing of interviews with

00:41:12.480 political analysts and responsible for posting and monitoring web articles written by field experts.

00:41:17.580 um he's a student photographer um and he likes the theaters now the rabbit hole gets a little

00:41:25.700 crazier right because this is again i'm pulling this stuff off online i'm trying to verify it

00:41:30.560 myself right did you know that the hebrew slang for hanta means uh nonsense a lie a scam a hoax 0.75

00:41:38.380 or something totally fake uh i did not isn't that fucking weird now they've already put they've 0.99

00:41:45.540 already started putting fucking you know the snopes fucking fact checks and shit on there and 0.96

00:41:49.260 yes it does mean that however this should not be confused with the hansom virus which comes from 0.98

00:41:53.520 the hansom valley in korea is so they're saying now i know you're big on accountability seeking

00:42:00.560 it wanting it right and it's so interesting because again we talked last show about this

00:42:05.080 right somebody's listening andy somebody's listening headline reads senator ran paul

00:42:12.540 A whistleblower's revelation about the COVID cover-up is coming

00:42:16.360 as the American people want Fauci behind bars.

00:42:19.960 No, we don't want him behind bars.

00:42:22.440 We want him in a wood chipper.

00:42:23.940 That's right.

00:42:25.080 That's right. 0.97

00:42:26.200 Yeah, Rand Paul, dog.

00:42:27.360 I don't think a wood chipper is good enough for Fauci.

00:42:29.180 That's the advice.

00:42:30.000 I think we're talking full Braveheart.

00:42:31.700 I say do what he did to the beagles.

00:42:34.640 Yeah, put his head in a little thing 1.00

00:42:36.360 and let the fucking flesh-eating ants eat him. 1.00

00:42:39.100 Give him real COVID. 1.00

00:42:40.400 and put a put a uh put it like one of those uh cameras on him just to watch for you know it can

00:42:47.480 just take a few weeks or whatever keep him alive you know put an iv on him you know i'm saying feed

00:42:53.400 him through a tube give him some adrenaline every now and then yeah like uh like uh that movie with 0.97

00:42:58.080 gerard butler where he uh catches that that guy that that killed his family his art and shit yeah 0.96

00:43:04.220 law-abiding citizen yep right yeah he puts a he puts iv and gives him adrenaline and makes sure 0.98

00:43:09.980 that he stays alive as long as possible that's that's what that man deserves yeah well it may

00:43:16.140 be coming sooner than you sooner than we think all right now rampaul i i like rampaul he's cool

00:43:21.480 right he's you know typically true to his word i haven't seen a whole lot i'm sure there's stuff

00:43:26.220 out there i have not seen yet but what i've seen shows me he's a pretty good dude um and he's

00:43:31.720 intensifying efforts to hold dr anthony fauci uh fauci accountable for alleged lies to congress

00:43:37.760 regarding gain-of-function research.

00:43:39.800 Now, of course, this is just the surface.

00:43:42.600 Now, the deadline for the statute of limitations

00:43:46.160 on Fauci's criminal referral is today.

00:43:48.920 Although the Trump Justice Department,

00:43:50.600 led by former Attorney General Pam Bondi

00:43:52.580 or Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche,

00:43:54.480 has not issued any public comments

00:43:56.260 regarding potential charges.

00:43:58.680 Rand Paul is committed to maintain the pressure

00:44:00.600 on the COVID cover-up.

00:44:02.200 He has scheduled a Senate hearing for Wednesday,

00:44:04.440 this Wednesday, May 13th at 10 a.m.

00:44:06.400 he posted this out and this comes shortly after or shortly before i should say um david morins

00:44:13.740 dr fauci's top advisor he was indicted um but fauci still walks free um and yeah an important

00:44:22.680 indictment was announced against david morins a former top fauci official for allegedly hiding

00:44:27.380 covet related records using a private email account so he's been indicted he's good but

00:44:32.620 Fauci's still out there.

00:44:34.660 Now, Rand Paul has submitted a few tweets.

00:44:37.280 There's no statute of limitations on crimes against humanity.

00:44:40.480 There's not.

00:44:41.680 There's not.

00:44:43.120 But Rand Paul tweeted this out.

00:44:44.600 He says, next week, I'm holding a hearing with a whistleblower who would testify publicly about the COVID cover-up.

00:44:50.740 Mark your calendars.

00:44:51.760 Wednesday, May 13th at 10 a.m.

00:44:54.540 The truth is coming.

00:44:56.400 In a subsequent tweet, he posted this out.

00:44:59.920 This was in response to James Wood saying this is a do nothing Congress.

00:45:03.720 They won't do anything except their except line their own pockets.

00:45:07.720 It's exhausting and beyond disappointing.

00:45:09.620 But, you know, that Fauci will walk free, smug little prick that he is to which Rand Paul replied, while we can all have our beefs with Congress, this isn't in our hands any longer.

00:45:19.980 I did the work, investigated and sent multiple criminal referrals to the DOJ.

00:45:24.380 Whether he is indicted or not now is not up to Congress. 1.00

00:45:27.360 it is up to the doj and no no it's not it's up to you motherfucker you were elected you took an oath 0.99

00:45:34.660 you are there to represent the people all of these people should be putting abnormal amounts 0.99

00:45:41.540 of pressure on the doj to get this done this idea of kicking the can over oh it's them or oh it's

00:45:46.700 them or oh it's them that's just another way of letting nothing happen okay here's the bottom 1.00

00:45:53.420 line all of you fucks were elected to fucking represent the betterment of the people and you 1.00

00:45:58.540 don't do it because you make more money in congress than you could in real life that's it 1.00

00:46:03.780 you don't want to sacrifice your position you don't actually represent the american people

00:46:08.660 and if you did these people would have been held accountable a long time ago but they're not 1.00

00:46:13.380 because you're all fucking pussies and you won't fucking sacrifice your own or potentially sacrifice 1.00

00:46:18.900 your own well-being for what is right which is what you swore to do so don't give me this shit 1.00

00:46:25.500 Rand Paul about oh it's not in my hands you're a part of the fucking problem just like everybody 1.00

00:46:31.140 fucking else okay now I can appreciate what you say I can appreciate that you get up and say 0.99

00:46:38.740 things that we all know to be true but unless there's actually accountability you're no different 0.98

00:46:44.720 than anybody else and that's the bottom line and that goes for every single one of you elected 0.99

00:46:49.820 pussies up there in fucking washington dc do you know what else this gave me vibes of too bro 0.99

00:46:56.560 it's this it's the standard playbook that they've been running where like when something's going on 1.00

00:47:01.960 oh it's their fault but not only that but it's like something something's going on major event 0.80

00:47:06.460 whatever the case is right and people start calling bullshit too much boom let's move to 0.99

00:47:12.240 the next thing well no shit same playbook yeah over and over and over oh we hate what's going 0.99

00:47:18.840 on with israel oh by the way hentavirus that's right well i mean like in the timeline right 0.98

00:47:24.620 well before and then when we figure out the hentaviruses bullshit there'll be another war 0.72

00:47:30.260 and this is all to avoid accountability for the oppression and the criminal injustices that our 0.82

00:47:38.240 own government who was elected to represent the people continuously participate in that is what

00:47:47.120 the point is they they do not want to do anything that will sacrifice their own position and their

00:47:55.400 own well-being and their own income which by the way comes at the fleecing of the american people 1.00

00:48:01.900 why are we not why do we not uh deport all of these somali migrants why are they not out of 1.00

00:48:12.620 here why are all of these illegal migrants that have come over here why are they not gone but 1.00

00:48:17.820 there's only one reason there's only one we can say oh it's because of this or because of that 0.97

00:48:23.540 or because of this or because of that no there's one fucking reason the reason is they don't want 0.84

00:48:28.620 to that's it do you think that that was like ever a serious plan i don't know if it's a serious plan 0.95

00:48:37.420 like like they all get like it started off as a serious you really want these people out

00:48:41.440 no i'm not look what do you think i don't know i'm not in the room but at the end of the day

00:48:48.880 the bottom line is is if they wanted them gone they would be gone and that is it that is the

00:48:54.700 that's the end of that's the bottom line yeah if they wanted them gone they'd be gone and they're

00:49:00.500 not gone which means they don't want them gone okay now do i believe it was a coordinated plan

00:49:06.880 i absolutely 100 believe that it was a coordinated plan by democrats by democrats

00:49:15.400 to flood the country with potential voters

00:49:21.620 because they have alienated a lot of the black and minority voters 0.97

00:49:26.560 by over-promising and never delivering, not under-delivering,

00:49:30.980 never delivering, which has disenfranchised a lot of their traditional voter base.

00:49:39.340 So when you've disenfranchised your traditional voter base,

00:49:44.280 common sense would say we need to fix that so let's go out and let's do what's right and let's

00:49:50.400 fix this with these people but that's not how these people think because they have no intention

00:49:54.920 of fixing anything because the way they make money is by embezzling and stealing and

00:50:01.140 misappropriating the funds that they promise our minorities for their own benefit so instead of 0.99

00:50:07.440 actually fixing what's going on they say okay well fuck them they can vote however they want 0.99

00:50:13.840 we'll bring in a whole bunch of new people who would just replace them yeah that's it 0.99

00:50:16.840 and i think there's a lot more to that than just the democrats uh wanting their votes i think

00:50:24.180 there's that i also think there is the destabilization of american culture which is

00:50:30.700 i don't think all of the democrats like i don't think they're smart enough to understand i think

00:50:35.200 that comes from higher up the chain people that are in the world economic forum uh people that

00:50:40.060 are very anti-white and they want to remove the the quote-unquote uh threat of white americans

00:50:49.700 or white people in general um you know i think there's a lot of different reasons but

00:50:57.760 and they all come from different levels yeah okay i don't i don't think all these democrats

00:51:03.840 understand like i think they probably all understand the voting part right we need more 1.00

00:51:11.780 voters so we can stay in power when get the money i think these people are pretty fucking stupid 0.99

00:51:15.380 i don't think a lot of them understand what the real reason is yeah 10 000 foot that's yeah that's 1.00

00:51:22.560 right yeah yeah but like well i mean the right ain't safe in that either though right no no that's

00:51:26.640 what i'm saying when them people came in dude they were busting them further into the country yeah 0.96

00:51:30.580 you know i'm saying like guys like getting down in texas like bro that's abbott why the fuck would 0.74

00:51:34.380 we do that yeah you know what i'm saying like no like okay if you're gonna spend taxpayer money on 1.00

00:51:38.900 a bus or a fucking flight send them back home listen i think they all suck but i do think 0.99

00:51:46.900 that the democrats are responsible for that part of it for sure for sure i think i think the 1.00

00:51:53.460 Republicans, I think they have been infiltrated at a degree by a lot of people who aren't actually Republicans or conservative, who ran under that banner, who actually represent the interests of the Democrats.

00:52:08.160 With all that being said, your original question was, do you think it's an official plan?

00:52:14.700 i don't think they get in a room together and say oh man you know um here's the plan

00:52:22.020 as as a collective but i think there's things that are understood that don't need to be explained

00:52:30.980 and i think that's more of what is going on at this point in time yeah yeah but again

00:52:38.900 yeah they could all meet down at the you know their little secret handshake dungeon that's right 0.99

00:52:44.020 where they eat children or whatever the fuck they do. 0.99

00:52:46.940 And, you know, and yeah, they could all be on the same page. 1.00

00:52:50.340 But I think there's, I think these people are very stupid. 1.00

00:52:53.740 I think these people, the reason that they have sought government positions 1.00

00:52:57.840 is always, and I believe this with 99% of these people,

00:53:04.940 is always to serve their own interests.

00:53:07.200 That's it. 0.79

00:53:08.180 I think there's a few guys up there that are true Americans

00:53:11.440 that represent people.

00:53:12.500 and those are the ones that get attacked the most like thomas massey okay um tim burchett

00:53:19.100 yeah these are the guys that get blasted yeah so they answer your question i don't know yeah

00:53:26.820 do you think do you think the sentiment of trying to get these people out of the country

00:53:31.200 was a real plane like do you think that was like

00:53:33.380 i think they knew i i think they look at i mean you think that was just a ploy used i think these

00:53:41.000 people look at the polls they understand the pain points that the people want they play to those

00:53:47.020 pain points and they have no shame in not doing anything that they tell us they're going to do 0.99

00:53:51.160 yeah i that's what i think yeah they've been doing it the black community for fucking 60 years 0.99

00:53:55.660 okay they go in every two years and they say hey black people we're gonna fix all the shit that the 0.99

00:54:02.560 white guys did to you right all excited they get them all excited and then what they do 1.00

00:54:07.640 what they do is then they they blame whitey all right and they drive that narrative of racism 0.99

00:54:15.120 and they promise all this shit and then when they can't deliver it because they've stolen the money 0.99

00:54:21.620 or they've misappropriated the funds or they've allowed fraud to funnel them back to them then 0.99

00:54:27.620 they come in again and say man we tried but whitey fucked it up and that serves a lot of different 0.53

00:54:32.860 purposes. It removes accountability 0.97

00:54:34.860 from them. It gets the focus back

00:54:37.000 on people who aren't really the enemy

00:54:38.980 and it creates enough division

00:54:41.020 to where nobody can really see what is actually

00:54:42.880 going on. Yeah. Guys, jumping on

00:54:44.880 this conversation, man, let

00:54:46.960 us know what you guys think down

00:54:48.740 in the comments.

00:54:51.000 Oh, Biden.

00:54:54.640 That's your boy, huh? Oh, yeah.

00:54:58.040 Let's keep

00:54:58.700 cruising, man. We got headline three.

00:55:01.880 This is probably

00:55:02.720 one of my favorite dudes out there right now in the game.

00:55:05.300 Shane Gillis is in the news.

00:55:06.800 Yeah. What do you do?

00:55:09.360 I mean, I thought he did great.

00:55:11.020 I thought he did great. So, headline

00:55:12.760 three reads, Shane Gillis

00:55:14.660 infuriates Chelsea

00:55:16.680 Handler with shocking jokes about her

00:55:18.800 support for Israel and ties to Jeffrey Epstein

00:55:21.120 at brutal Kevin Hart

00:55:22.880 roast. The roast

00:55:24.940 things are funny to me. I don't think I would

00:55:26.860 ever want to, like, submit to that type of

00:55:28.820 torture. You know what I'm saying?

00:55:31.040 Like, don't roast me.

00:55:32.720 i don't do well in those environments i would want to fight i think it just depends on the

00:55:37.660 nature of you know of it would you do a roast i mean i'd be pretty easy to roast i'm aware of

00:55:43.820 that would you yeah i mean zishan does a pretty good impression of handy you know dude we should 0.99

00:55:49.840 do a couple remember that video you guys made a couple years ago that shit was funny as fuck dude 0.99

00:55:54.420 that shit was so funny dude who would be your panel like who would you want to roast you 0.98

00:55:59.560 i mean it has to be people that know you yeah right that's true so i don't know i'm not i'm 0.99

00:56:05.540 not big enough to have a roast yet no we can't no you guys can roast me yeah we have an internal

00:56:10.040 roast yeah right that'd be great yeah okay we do that every day though true it just depends on

00:56:15.500 who's the subject of the roasting that's right i mean are you really friends with someone if you

00:56:19.820 don't roast the fuck out of them i mean i don't feel like we can't be friends if i can't roast 0.96

00:56:23.240 you not only that like if i don't like you i don't care enough to roast you i just say you're a 1.00

00:56:27.220 fucking piece of shit fuck you if i don't make you feel terrible then we're probably not friends 1.00

00:56:31.960 yeah yeah like i don't even want to waste my wit on you that's right yeah that's right dude 1.00

00:56:37.020 hell yeah yeah uh i do like that culture is getting back to that it is well i mean that's

00:56:42.760 kind of where i want to talk about today on this bro because it's like you know comedy is one of

00:56:47.920 those things dude it's like people get real butt hurt so easy on it dude but it's just like are

00:56:54.200 there any lines of comedy i don't think there can be if we're going to call it comedy you know what

00:56:59.040 i'm saying i don't think there should be no um but yeah and so shane gillis is making some news

00:57:03.960 um shane gillis and chelsea handler traded barbs during netflix's the roast of kevin that's the

00:57:10.060 first mistake what's that shane gillis is funny yeah chelsea handler has never been funny

00:57:16.660 she's never been funny there's never been anything funny about her she openly talks about how she's 1.00

00:57:22.860 a fucking whore and how she's a total degenerate and the shit's not fun like i've never thought 1.00

00:57:28.980 for you know who else is not funny is that that fat girl um the one with the little fucking mouth 1.00

00:57:34.460 and shit i can't think of her name well that sounds like an oxymoron uh she looked like this 1.00

00:57:39.480 who fat girl with little mouths i'm not searching that on my my computer my computer 1.00

00:57:44.680 she's super 1.00

00:57:47.900 Melissa McCarthy 0.70

00:57:49.760 no she's white 1.00

00:57:51.380 she's annoying I don't understand why she's famous 1.00

00:57:54.380 Amy Schumer 0.99

00:57:55.360 that person is not funny

00:57:57.660 show me a clip

00:58:00.520 in the history of Amy Schumer

00:58:03.320 that you laughed at

00:58:04.680 like there's not a single one

00:58:07.100 this one right here that's gonna go out

00:58:08.320 there's not a single one 1.00

00:58:09.540 so like where did this woman come from 0.94

00:58:12.340 like who invited her 0.99

00:58:14.660 yeah like fuck like like for real i mean yeah well shane shane gillis is definitely not a dude i 0.99

00:58:21.420 would want to fucking go back and forth with i love shane gillis i think he's fucking i think 0.99

00:58:24.680 he's the best in the game right now i i actually think he's one of the best of all time he's 0.97

00:58:29.280 getting already he's getting there no dude he's getting there he's funny dude listen in comedy

00:58:33.900 there to be the some of the best of all time you have to dominate an era yeah okay eddie murphy

00:58:40.520 dominated an era in the 80s george carlin dominated an era uh don rickles that was what

00:58:48.200 the 50s martin or uh what martin uh um martin lawrence martin lawrence dominated an era believe

00:58:56.580 it or not his stand-up used to be fucking hilarious yeah um dave chapelle dave chapelle

00:59:01.920 dominated era shank this is shane gillis era yeah okay so he in my opinion he's one of the

00:59:07.880 greatest ever yeah already yeah no i mean listen there's a lot of there's a lot to be said for

00:59:12.980 that yeah there's a lot to be said for that um but yeah so kevin hart had a roast on uh yesterday

00:59:17.660 and um shane gillis was invited and he just you know they all take turns roasting whoever the 1.00

00:59:22.800 panel is right shane gillis went in bro let's check this clip chelsea is a zionist

00:59:28.120 i'm not saying that's good or bad 0.90

00:59:32.680 speaking of dead kids she's a big fan of abortions 1.00

00:59:37.240 chelsea's been scraped more times than the grill at benihana

00:59:42.340 speaking of tossing tiny shrimp into a child's mouth chelsea handler went to dinner at jeffrey

00:59:50.940 epstein's house in 2010 it's just a fun one you can look it up there's articles it wasn't like a

01:00:00.680 big party there was like seven people there and uh it was like prince andrew and uh woody allen

01:00:06.780 were there anyway ladies and gentlemen chelsea handler and shane just so you know judaism and

01:00:13.740 zionism are two different things kind of like how chinatown and koreatown are two different things

01:00:20.780 but your favorite slur works in both places shane has been accused of being anti-asian

01:00:28.060 which is ironic considering he has the complexion and physique of a steamed dumpling 0.58

01:00:36.780 Yeah, see, you're all gunned, lady. 0.91

01:00:39.320 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:39.880 Like, that shit wasn't funny. 0.99

01:00:41.500 And by the way, I don't think that was a joke. 0.99

01:00:45.300 I don't think he was joking at all.

01:00:47.080 I don't know. 0.99

01:00:47.960 I think he was trying to expose exactly who the fuck that is. 0.99

01:00:53.240 You know. 0.99

01:00:53.620 Dude, Shane's with it.

01:00:54.360 Bro, you know.

01:00:54.940 Yes. 1.00

01:00:55.520 He's fucking with it. 1.00

01:00:56.380 Yes, 100% he is. 1.00

01:00:57.960 And not only that, dude.

01:01:00.220 You know how the most effective way to get the truth out is?

01:01:03.580 Pretend like it's a joke.

01:01:04.780 Yeah, that's right.

01:01:05.400 it makes it way more powerful because then you can

01:01:07.700 there's plausible deniability that's right

01:01:09.660 I was just playing 1.00

01:01:11.140 no bitch 1.00

01:01:12.900 you were there you probably ate some 1.00

01:01:15.880 fucking things that you ain't supposed 0.99

01:01:17.820 to eat that's right and we're not talking about 1.00

01:01:19.880 pussy 0.99

01:01:20.320 bro 1.00

01:01:24.040 Jesus Zionist 0.82

01:01:25.460 speaking of dead kids bro that's crazy 1.00

01:01:28.260 work dog yeah that's crazy

01:01:30.220 work bro I didn't like that but like

01:01:31.960 it's but I also think

01:01:33.620 that that's him pointing out

01:01:35.440 what's happening. Some uncomfortable truths.

01:01:37.460 It's like, what's that?

01:01:40.560 Grievous.

01:01:41.300 Grievous? Grievous did a few years

01:01:43.640 ago where he went out and hosted the

01:01:45.020 Ricky Grievous. Oh, yeah, bro.

01:01:47.620 Yeah. I thought his name was Gervaisi or something.

01:01:49.740 I don't fucking know. Yeah, one of those. Get a new name. 0.97

01:01:51.940 Yeah. Gervais. Yeah, Ricky Gervais.

01:01:54.000 He fucking destroyed that. Yeah. 0.99

01:01:55.980 And that was all true. And then he got blackballed.

01:01:57.900 And you know what? He wouldn't have got blackballed

01:02:00.120 if it was actually not true. That's right.

01:02:01.860 It was just a joke. He's a comedian, guys.

01:02:03.620 relax you know oh all of a sudden he's blackballed all of a sudden russell brand is blackballed 0.94

01:02:08.500 you know it's not because they're fucking lying can they blackball shane gillis though no i don't 0.91

01:02:13.580 think it's no because jane shane gillis owns the culture bro the culture's with him i mean look bro 1.00

01:02:19.140 if they tried to you still gonna go to his shit fuck you not only that i'm gonna go to his shit 0.99

01:02:23.440 more i'm gonna buy fucking tickets to shows i ain't gonna go to this andy's fellows he's bought 1.00

01:02:30.740 every ticket who the fuck is this i've never he's never here but that's the truth i mean cancel him 0.99

01:02:35.300 bro his career is going to get bigger yeah he looks good too dude he does look he lost a little 0.95

01:02:38.980 bit weight looks like he's maybe drinking a little less too yeah yeah no he's the fun i like shane

01:02:43.900 gillis a lot dude well dude i like him a lot yeah and and you know chelsea tried to clap back here's

01:02:48.680 another little it didn't work bro because she's not funny no here's another attempt here now that

01:02:54.240 your favorite real quick before you could tell this like she was pissed yeah you know i'm saying 0.85

01:02:58.860 Because she tries to say a joke 1.00

01:03:00.780 She's exposed

01:03:01.700 Bro, she's pissed in this 0.99

01:03:03.700 And you can't tell funny jokes 1.00

01:03:06.540 When you're actually mad

01:03:07.520 No bro, it's impossible

01:03:08.600 It totally throws you off the game 0.99

01:03:11.740 Y'all got small dicks too 1.00

01:03:13.620 Your mom 1.00

01:03:15.300 Alright, let's check this

01:03:20.240 Now that your favorite leader

01:03:22.860 Is making the draft mandatory

01:03:24.280 I assume that all of you will be signing up 1.00

01:03:26.240 To go fight in Iran 0.99

01:03:27.360 Or do you, tough-talking pussies, only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals? 1.00

01:03:32.660 I don't know. 1.00

01:03:33.480 When are you going to Iran, bitch? 1.00

01:03:35.360 Pipe in applause and claps and cheers, please. 1.00

01:03:39.240 When are you going to Iran, lady? 0.99

01:03:41.100 And by the way, it's your people trying to get everybody to fucking go over there. 0.99

01:03:44.880 That's right. 0.98

01:03:45.380 When are you going?

01:03:46.260 Yeah, when are you going?

01:03:47.480 That's right.

01:03:48.000 Okay? 1.00

01:03:48.540 All these people that support this shit, sign the fuck up. 1.00

01:03:52.840 You know, we don't see none of that. 1.00

01:03:53.980 You know, if there's a there's a song by System of the Down and it says, why don't presidents fight the wars? 0.94

01:04:03.340 If the presidents fought the wars like they used to 500 years ago when they rode out there on fucking horseback, we would have less wars.

01:04:11.700 OK, my personal opinion is every single person who advocates for war, their kids should be automatically entered into the draft. 0.93

01:04:20.320 And if you're a politician

01:04:22.020 And you advocate for war 0.83

01:04:23.860 Your kids should go first 0.99

01:04:25.880 Along with you

01:04:26.760 But if you're 70 0.89

01:04:30.400 Send your kids

01:04:31.440 If you're voting for war

01:04:34.180 And you're in congress or you're supporting the war 1.00

01:04:36.760 You're wearing a little fucking flag 1.00

01:04:38.500 That ain't ours 1.00

01:04:39.580 Then your kids should be the first motherfuckers over there 1.00

01:04:42.240 That's the truth 1.00

01:04:42.920 And I think most Americans would fucking agree with that 0.99

01:04:45.760 Make them think twice 0.97

01:04:47.640 But no they don't want that 1.00

01:04:50.200 They want to send their poor, rural, inner-city Americans 1.00

01:04:56.660 to go fight their fucking bullshit wars. 1.00

01:04:59.560 That's been going on for fucking ever. 1.00

01:05:02.120 Yep. 0.99

01:05:02.740 Here's a cool uniform. 0.99

01:05:04.280 You can get you a fucking nice little camera. 1.00

01:05:06.180 We'll give you a ribbon after you're dead. 1.00

01:05:09.080 That's right. 0.99

01:05:09.460 And there's honor in that.

01:05:10.620 Look, dude, there used to be honor in fighting for America, bro.

01:05:13.600 But the last several wars, going back to World War I and II,

01:05:18.560 have been fought as a lie they've been fought for causes that weren't true and there's no way for

01:05:24.980 those men to have known that so while they believe that they're going to fight wars for

01:05:29.760 the betterment of our people which is very noble and very brave and i respect pretty much more than

01:05:37.960 i respect anything else in the world we have to understand that those causes were lies they were

01:05:44.600 lies okay my grandfather who was killed who never met his family who never met my dad who never got

01:05:53.300 to see my dad grow up never got to see my brother go play pro baseball or we built these do any of

01:06:00.000 these things that we've done he died based upon things that weren't entirely true and that's a 0.99

01:06:05.800 fucking reality it's fucked up okay yeah that's fucked up so while i 100 support our troops 0.98

01:06:11.700 and i would it's been one of the biggest things i've advocated for in the history of my entire 0.99

01:06:16.800 life and i still do i support you could support troops and not support the people who are making

01:06:21.780 the troops go fight yeah that's 100 dude 100 so why don't we why don't we change that that you

01:06:27.760 know what if i was president that i would make that the reality y'all vote for war your kids

01:06:32.180 gotta go i don't care if they're 40 i don't care if they're 45 they gotta go because you're voting

01:06:38.640 for other people to sacrifice their children you have no skin so you're you have to have the skin

01:06:43.500 in the game too and by the way they should go first and by the way no more stock trading during 0.85

01:06:47.240 you know to fucking yeah benefit off the war yeah bro everybody's seeing it now the the emperor has 0.65

01:06:52.720 no clothes okay everybody sees behind the curtain it's just a matter of time now yeah yeah well so 0.97

01:06:59.780 she also added to uh after during that exchange she said uh quote we're all just lucky none of

01:07:05.780 you could afford an island so not even 1.00

01:07:07.740 fucking like every bro she she was caught dead to 1.00

01:07:09.700 right bro she's fucked um but one 1.00

01:07:11.720 thing that i want i want to bring up because i thought this was 0.99

01:07:13.680 interesting dude it's like again like comedies

01:07:15.640 was just one of those things it's like

01:07:17.160 can there be lines of comedy i don't

01:07:19.800 think so i don't think there can be

01:07:21.700 lines right

01:07:22.560 no it's either all or nothing it's no different

01:07:25.660 than free speech right right

01:07:27.620 now the only reason that you would try to control

01:07:29.680 free speech is if you're afraid of the truth

01:07:31.540 right that's the only

01:07:33.240 reason the only reason

01:07:35.780 that free speech would be censored or certain things would be illegal is because they are true

01:07:43.380 that's why not because of lies no it's because they're true otherwise you would just hear those 0.99

01:07:49.220 people and you would be like yeah that guy's fucking crazy yeah well kill tony he was there 0.95

01:07:55.220 in attendance too and he had this to say uh in reference to kevin hart let's check this clip 0.99

01:08:00.420 you know kevin they told me not to mention your kids on this roast but i must say

01:08:06.000 you did good they've gotten so big they now buckle kevin up in the car seat

01:08:10.820 he lost his gig hosting the academy awards because of some homophobic tweets but you'd 0.99

01:08:16.920 be homophobic too if you were eye level with everyone's cock 0.99

01:08:19.760 fight on a private plane proof that no matter how much money black people have they're still 1.00

01:08:27.600 just going to act like ninjas. 1.00

01:08:34.280 Like Bill Cosby, 0.92

01:08:35.580 Hart is a black comedian from Philadelphia. 1.00

01:08:37.480 Unlike Bill Cosby, women don't know when Kevin 1.00

01:08:39.540 is inside of them.

01:08:41.640 You've done good though, Kevin. The black 1.00

01:08:43.580 community is so proud of you. Right now,

01:08:45.600 George Floyd is looking up at us

01:08:47.600 all laughing so hard that he can't breathe.

01:08:52.380 God bless you, Kevin.

01:08:54.580 God bless this

01:08:55.620 room and god bless the united states of america thank you so much bro i think hinchcliffe is one

01:09:01.420 of the greatest too man like he's underrated yeah very underrated very underrated see i don't i don't

01:09:06.140 think comedy is judged on like crowd work okay like a lot of dudes are good at the crowd work

01:09:14.820 yeah you know what i'm saying real comedy like real legendary comedy is just them telling stories 0.98

01:09:21.880 like that that is fucking funny it is it is bro i i love hinchcliffe dude no dude he's fucking

01:09:28.700 hilarious dude he's fucking hilarious and i think my dream my one of my personal dreams 0.99

01:09:33.060 like for real is to like sit at that table and be on a show just talk shit yeah just talk shit 0.97

01:09:38.880 yeah well i mean dude with that dude like i mean it's guys like like what i really like about him 0.98

01:09:43.120 is what he's kind of done for the comedy game bro he's given he's open it up yeah bro like

01:09:47.720 there's no more barriers to entry you don't need a big netflix special well dude that comes from 0.99

01:09:51.780 culture waking up to yeah okay like everybody's waking up to this idea they know it's bullshit 1.00

01:09:59.060 they know the fucking black white drama is 99 bullshit here's the facts of the matter the facts 1.00

01:10:06.820 of the matter is this if black people and white people can laugh at each other and finally get 1.00

01:10:13.420 along and get together and realize hey man we're all getting fucked those people in washington 0.99

01:10:18.620 couldn't do a motherfucking thing nothing that our our biggest handicap in this country right now 0.99

01:10:23.900 is the division between black and white and it's closing it's closing yeah which is great that's 0.99

01:10:29.080 awesome to see dude um like bro when we make little racist jokes or like when we fucking joke 0.99

01:10:34.200 back and forth dude that's the shit that like that people laugh at the most on on my stories 0.94

01:10:39.600 and by the way most it's funny because most of the people that laugh the hardest happen to be 0.99

01:10:44.340 black yeah well and then you got the white people like oh is it okay to laugh 0.93

01:10:48.480 what's even worse dude is like when people think that i'm joking you know what i'm saying like 0.91

01:10:54.520 that's the worst part about it like no you know oh bro but no i i agree with you dude i think it

01:11:04.660 is i think it's weird because like you're like the white guy on the inside and i'm like the black

01:11:11.760 guy on the inside and i think it confuses people i thought that the other day dude i was driving i

01:11:17.280 was driving the link and i'm like i'm in the white car you were in the black one i'm like dude

01:11:20.140 switch real quick dog i can't drive stick though you know uh but no dude i agree with you it is 0.96

01:11:25.980 freedom of speech i don't think there should be lines you know i know you're gay wow because 0.99

01:11:29.900 you're 30 years old still don't know how to drive a stick well my dad never taught me well when you 1.00

01:11:35.560 find him ask him to teach you oh man no oh fuck i'm just saying you guys will look good in that 0.99

01:11:46.520 link and get some milk together you know what i'm saying teach me how to drive stick dude yeah i can 1.00

01:11:50.540 i know you can it's real easy fucking i know you know i know you could it's really be the best 0.89

01:11:54.640 teacher it's the easiest thing in the world you know we can go listen we'll go to the tow yard 0.97

01:11:58.280 we'll get a beater no you could learn in anything it's easy i can't we're not gonna do that though

01:12:02.960 no dude you could i put you in the chevelle it's real easy uh but yeah dude so i agree with you

01:12:10.080 right i feel like with comedy it's freedom of speech there should be no lines and i think the

01:12:15.560 only thing that really determines is are the people laughing we should just be comedians 0.96

01:12:20.420 well i think we should just thought we were oh yeah you know what we're fucking comedians now

01:12:26.980 that's right executive order that's right that's right um but no i think what what determines it 0.84

01:12:32.820 is like are the people laughing was it funny you know i'm saying like and that's all that matters

01:12:37.420 now pete davidson's getting some of this heat really because he i don't another one of those

01:12:41.940 guys like he's like an amy schumer in me like i don't know you know i don't i don't know much

01:12:46.980 about him yeah like i know he did the snl shit i've never i've never seen i mean a lot of people

01:12:52.300 like his stuff he looks funny yeah i've never really paid attention enough to say he is or he 0.96

01:12:57.740 isn't yeah yeah i don't think he's funny i know he's got a big old hog like that's what he's known 0.99

01:13:03.680 for he's known for having like a 12 inch dick for real but why well because that's what all the he 1.00

01:13:09.480 dates all the girls that's what they all talk about oh so apparently he's slinging some meat 1.00

01:13:14.300 okay yeah i'm just saying that's what i know about pete davidson what that's not gay 0.56

01:13:22.520 i'm just telling you the rumor is he's packing some heat okay yeah all right well okay all right

01:13:29.120 that's fine i know i like it's like hunter bite he's breaking down walls that's right i'm saying

01:13:33.500 hunter bite yeah okay yeah he's drilling for oil 0.99

01:13:37.920 wait doesn't that mean anal i don't know okay i don't know what it means but apparently he's 0.99

01:13:45.560 doing some fucking damage because i know kim kardashian and those girls been talking about 0.99

01:13:50.900 it okay and they you know got it okay they would know just the room of me politely got it understood 0.99

01:13:56.420 yeah i don't personally think he's funny but he's getting some heat what he said because he tried to

01:14:01.760 make a little charlie kirk joke oh really let's check it out tony hinchcliffe is here uh looking

01:14:08.720 like both a child molester and the doll they give the child to show where he touched them

01:14:13.400 Tony reminds me of Charlie Kirk

01:14:20.000 And that he's definitely been on camera

01:14:21.900 Letting a guy unload in his throat

01:14:23.720 Oh, you don't know me? 0.85

01:14:29.640 You don't know me?

01:14:30.820 Yeah 0.98

01:14:31.220 Kill Tony

01:14:34.660 I'm not calling for him to be cancelled 0.99

01:14:37.200 That just wasn't fucking funny 0.81

01:14:38.960 Yeah, it wasn't 0.56

01:14:41.020 Not everyone's gonna hit, you know what I'm saying?

01:14:42.820 like i did it yeah i mean look i don't think that's funny at all no but

01:14:48.420 to each their own on the jokes man i mean here's the reality you have to let the public do the

01:14:55.080 deciding you know people decide if you're funny i mean that's i don't i don't think that's cool

01:15:01.140 because like i think there's a lot of i think that was a terrible thing terrible thing but i

01:15:06.420 also think the epstein thing was terrible and i thought that was funny so the people make the

01:15:12.700 party yeah dude shane's looking good he does look good i mean still looks a little weird but like

01:15:18.020 you're looking more handsome i don't know what it is i think you got some veneers bro see i told you

01:15:23.160 you get the veneers bro i might need some i'm telling you man i'm telling you it's like big 1.00

01:15:27.900 ass titties on a chick it was veneers for a guy oh fuck yeah got it not not just like a surgery 1.00

01:15:33.020 for big ass dick can you get one of those i think so but that didn't you 1.00

01:15:37.140 i'm just saying to our specialist over here you get some good teeth it does a lot yeah really 1.00

01:15:47.160 yeah hmm veneers are not my problem is that what he said i don't think you could do the veneers i

01:15:54.000 think it's that's your i think that that's part of your look dude what do you mean i mean i don't

01:15:58.300 have bad teeth no i think the little the little space there i think it's part of your thing 0.96

01:16:01.820 you got a gap between your front teeth if you didn't fucking notice i mean yeah but why i mean 1.00

01:16:06.680 Why you got to talk about a motherfucking waterfall through that bitch. 1.00

01:16:09.760 You didn't even. 1.00

01:16:11.760 Wait, wait, stop.

01:16:12.880 What is happening? 1.00

01:16:13.800 You motherfucker. 1.00

01:16:14.480 You're telling me you aren't aware of this. 1.00

01:16:16.660 What did I do?

01:16:17.800 Bro, all the little kids DJs, they were super stokers. 0.99

01:16:20.540 DJs like I got fucking natural superpowers, bro. 1.00

01:16:25.960 You can start a fucking wet t-shirt contest with that shit, bro. 1.00

01:16:29.400 Come on, man. 1.00

01:16:31.100 I don't even do nothing.

01:16:32.820 I'm just saying you can't act like you didn't know that was there.

01:16:36.680 No, what are you talking about? 1.00

01:16:39.860 Well, you could fill a swimming pool with that fucking gap. 1.00

01:16:43.260 You probably tried to with that fucking shitty pool you bought. 1.00

01:16:48.540 Just saying. 1.00

01:16:49.420 Manat, send me the number to your dentist after this show.

01:16:52.200 No, I don't think it's a bad thing.

01:16:53.900 It's a part of your look.

01:16:55.420 I think if you had some like straight up, you know, like.

01:16:59.180 Hollywood.

01:16:59.840 Yeah, I don't think that would look good on you.

01:17:01.100 You don't think so?

01:17:01.700 No, it's part of your look.

01:17:04.160 Hmm.

01:17:05.100 What?

01:17:05.380 It don't look good on everybody

01:17:07.500 I think it looks good

01:17:08.720 You gotta start with that

01:17:10.780 It wouldn't be funny

01:17:13.660 It wouldn't be funny if I did

01:17:15.040 You know what I'm saying

01:17:16.220 Well did you

01:17:17.740 How many water gun contests you win

01:17:20.960 It probably explains why you can't shoot

01:17:23.620 Oh okay 1.00

01:17:25.640 Now you cross the fucking line 1.00

01:17:27.540 You didn't get all the same practice we got 1.00

01:17:32.520 It's alright

01:17:33.380 Wait swimming or

01:17:35.180 probably that too

01:17:36.620 yeah man

01:17:38.720 listen I thought Shane's awesome

01:17:41.360 he does look good

01:17:42.700 he looks healthier

01:17:44.280 he just looks happy

01:17:45.960 I think he just lost a little weight

01:17:47.140 hell yeah man

01:17:49.320 well guys jump in on this conversation

01:17:50.720 let us know what you guys think down in the comments

01:17:52.860 it's now time

01:17:55.080 it is time for our final segment 1.00

01:17:57.340 as always guys we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck 0.99

01:17:59.660 and I decided to merge two of our favorite things 1.00

01:18:02.080 comedy and black people

01:18:03.700 together for this. 1.00

01:18:05.640 Those are two different things?

01:18:12.940 Oh, yep.

01:18:15.240 Okay.

01:18:16.220 Yeah, see, I don't really look at my gap that much like that.

01:18:18.820 I mean, dude, it's there.

01:18:20.360 I'm just saying, man.

01:18:21.360 It's there.

01:18:22.400 Huh, sure is.

01:18:23.320 Well, I don't see the scars on my face either.

01:18:26.240 Yeah.

01:18:26.800 It's just there.

01:18:27.960 Yeah.

01:18:29.380 It's funny because people still ask me and I forget they're there.

01:18:32.420 I got fours on my face.

01:18:33.700 I'm like, dude, oh, I forgot.

01:18:36.460 All right, man. 1.00

01:18:37.360 Guys, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck. 1.00

01:18:39.640 We got to bring, she's an OG. 1.00

01:18:43.780 Rachel Dolezal. 1.00

01:18:45.320 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:18:46.460 She is back. 1.00

01:18:47.340 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:18:48.360 She is back and blacker than ever. 1.00

01:18:53.020 So zero. 1.00

01:18:54.120 Yeah, that's right. 1.00

01:18:55.280 Yeah, race faker. 1.00

01:18:56.480 Rachel Dolezal, shocking new life. 1.00

01:18:59.020 White mom who enraged world by identifying as black 1.00

01:19:02.800 reveals major reinvention with the new african name uh in sordid ways she saved herself from 0.61

01:19:09.780 ruin yeah so um i guess this is like a story of like you know you reinvent yourself you come back

01:19:16.740 better you know maybe um but yeah let's dive into this dude uh rachel dolezal 10 years ago 0.98

01:19:24.180 she was the most mocked woman in america a pale blonde haired white girl from montana 0.98

01:19:30.920 who had reinvented herself as a black civil rights warrior and got caught now when the truth was 1.00

01:19:37.300 exposed she lost her career and reputation overnight the 48 year old who has legally

01:19:43.080 changed her name to the nigerian inspired nikechi diallo that's now her new

01:19:50.580 that's her new name um she spoke to the daily mail from her spacious three thousand three

01:19:59.800 hundred thousand dollar home in tucson arizona where she raises her youngest of three so i love 0.99

01:20:04.240 how they try to make like a three hundred thousand dollar home sound like it's a fucking mansion it's 0.99

01:20:08.060 a trailer it has to be saying like in fucking tucson 300 grand ain't what it was 20 fucking 0.99

01:20:14.080 years ago bro that's not happening okay that's like 18 cents off your fucking gallon of gas 0.99

01:20:19.240 but yeah so unlike the handful of other white to black race fakers who have been exposed 0.99

01:20:25.620 and shamed over the years dolezal has never once backed down or admitted she was wrong 0.55

01:20:31.180 she still identifies as black she still darkens her skin and wears her hair in thick locks she

01:20:38.860 still insists that race is a social construct and that she is living authentically quote i was never

01:20:45.420 faking anything about who i am at a core level she said at the end of my life people will notice

01:20:50.660 if they haven't already i never really switched up her exile from the civil rights movement that's

01:20:55.600 That's because you can't switch.

01:20:57.960 That's right.

01:20:59.000 That's right.

01:21:00.780 But yeah, her exile from the civil rights movement has forced Dolezal to pursue eyebrow 1.00

01:21:05.540 raising career.

01:21:06.440 She now makes and sells art, but her primary source of income comes from the adult website

01:21:14.120 OnlyFans.

01:21:15.240 Okay, so she's definitely poor.

01:21:20.360 I was going to click the link because I was just curious.

01:21:22.760 like you know but uh no yeah well so this is her now this is a new up-to-date oh she got that

01:21:30.120 ozemic face uh-huh yeah because this was her when she got exposed uh-huh right um but this is who

01:21:36.320 rachel really is right so you went from this to this to you know still rocking it dude

01:21:43.260 i think she took a little bit of uh kamala harris's uh words of wisdoms what can be 0.99

01:21:51.060 unburdened by what has been 0.99

01:21:53.140 she did it

01:21:55.480 oh god definitely a burden

01:21:59.080 well

01:22:00.880 yep

01:22:01.460 Nechile Diola

01:22:04.460 if you're gonna get

01:22:05.620 Diola

01:22:07.960 Wakanda 0.82

01:22:10.040 Wakanda

01:22:11.660 oh come on bro that was good 1.00

01:22:16.640 she's Wakanda black 0.99

01:22:17.620 Wakanda black 1.00

01:22:18.980 oh fuck dude 1.00

01:22:20.920 damn dude oh my god dude we're kind of forever 1.00

01:22:25.300 that's good dude we're kind of forever 1.00

01:22:34.420 oh man i like that 0.98

01:22:41.380 oh shit man oh man yeah she's still broke from only fans 0.98

01:22:50.240 how'd you like to be OnlyFans 0.99

01:22:52.400 be your primary source of income 0.95

01:22:53.920 and nobody wants to watch it

01:22:55.200 you can't get it

01:22:56.080 you can't get it dog 1.00

01:22:57.300 you know there's a bunch of weird motherfuckers 1.00

01:22:59.240 they're into that 1.00

01:22:59.780 oh bro

01:23:00.140 they're super weird to that

01:23:01.420 like they 1.00

01:23:01.920 they like black women 0.99

01:23:03.400 but not that much 1.00

01:23:04.200 so like

01:23:04.500 this is a good middle zone for them

01:23:06.300 dude

01:23:06.540 it's like Thomas Jefferson 1.00

01:23:09.200 oh fuck man 1.00

01:23:15.260 fuck black people 1.00

01:23:17.100 but then he got like 1.00

01:23:18.040 seven black kids 1.00

01:23:18.900 you know i cannot stand little jerome come here man 1.00

01:23:24.740 oh dude oh shit please don't cancel us you can't because we're gonna show up again tomorrow 1.00

01:23:34.500 fuck man what we got on this oh come on dude yeah this ain't even real this is real this is 0.99

01:23:40.800 real this is real you didn't make this up i promise bro let me ask you this 1.00

01:23:44.300 how did how did she fool y'all oh bro she didn't fool me no i mean she i mean

01:23:55.580 come on man there's nothing about her it looks black at all no no she looked i ain't gonna say

01:24:04.080 what she looks like i can't i got limits the comedy does have lines you know what we're

01:24:12.420 comedians man i don't want to insult the people i was about to say okay yeah that's oh that's fair

01:24:17.320 that's fair but i will uh this 0.99

01:24:20.240 yeah man rachel no dude how does she fool literally the most militant passionate black 1.00

01:24:31.500 activists into becoming like the head of the double uh the ncaa 0.96

01:24:37.560 that's an inside joke by the way it is okay we had we had a we know a very black activist that 0.80

01:24:49.360 thinks that that the the the that the ncaa and the n-a-a-c-p is the same thing well i mean

01:24:57.360 there might be an argument for that she probably told him she was uh you know she was related to

01:25:01.680 like thomas jefferson kids or something oh man come on dude i'm blacker than her for real oh no

01:25:10.060 there's no i'm sicilian for sure i'm blacker than her you really got it well i think she she did

01:25:14.480 say that like she was apparently her parents yeah because her parents were actually the ones that

01:25:19.080 blew her cover back in 2015 um but her her her excuse was that she was i guess her parents are

01:25:27.220 white christians and they adopted three black kids and so that's where she's saying just because 1.00

01:25:32.180 you take a whole bunch of black dick doesn't make you black lady doesn't for real as deep as it might 1.00

01:25:37.180 be yeah okay that's enough yeah i'm done with that yeah i'm done i'm sorry for you that uh 1.00

01:25:45.260 i'm just gonna let you know there's probably a lot more of this your kids probably shouldn't watch

01:25:49.740 oh bro okay i'm done talking just about politics we're gonna let it rip all right so uh if you

01:25:56.520 have your kids i probably should have put this at the beginning of the show but it is what it is 0.85

01:26:01.660 send me asses to bed yeah before you watch this hell yeah man well guys uh well we'll be doing 0.95

01:26:07.400 come on man this is thumbs down what is it i mean 0.99

01:26:13.820 you know what i'm grateful that we live in a world with such uh comedy with such a comedy

01:26:25.900 rich environment yeah that's what it is that's how we could turn this into a thumbs up she's

01:26:30.860 giving us something to laugh about bro said she looks like benjamin franklin 1.00

01:26:35.420 i gotta check this that's a big that's a big honker she has 1.00

01:26:42.220 man she does look like ben franklin she fucking does i didn't put it together 1.00

01:26:49.940 you could superimpose her face 0.99

01:26:52.580 and it would look just like him

01:26:53.800 well be careful

01:26:56.260 she might claim that 1.00

01:26:57.160 oh shit man 1.00

01:27:01.920 alright man well guys Andy 0.98

01:27:03.600 that's all I have

01:27:05.420 sorry guys 0.90

01:27:06.700 we're retarded 0.91

01:27:08.600 we put the re 0.99

01:27:12.080 in the tar

01:27:13.500 baby 0.84

01:27:13.980 you guys

01:27:14.340 you guys say we're two peas in a pause

01:27:19.420 but actually what we are

01:27:20.300 is two reese and a tar.

01:27:21.400 That's right.

01:27:21.960 That's right.

01:27:22.660 That's right.

01:27:23.440 Hell yeah.

01:27:25.360 All right, guys.

01:27:26.320 We love you, man.

01:27:27.360 Have a laugh.

01:27:28.180 Have a great week.

01:27:28.960 We'll see you on Thursday. 1.00

01:27:29.920 Don't be a hoe. 1.00

01:27:30.820 Share the show. 1.00

01:27:31.500 Yeah.

01:27:33.200 Went from sleeping on the floor.

01:27:34.880 Now my jewelry box froze. 1.00

01:27:36.580 Fuck a pole. 1.00

01:27:37.380 Fuck a stove. 1.00

01:27:38.220 Counted millions in the cold. 1.00

01:27:39.900 Bad bitch. 1.00

01:27:40.740 Booty swole. 1.00

01:27:41.580 Got her on bankroll. 1.00

01:27:43.220 Can't fold. 0.82

01:27:44.080 Doesn't know.

01:27:44.900 Headshot.

01:27:45.740 Case closed.

01:27:46.540 Closed.

01:27:49.420 Thank you.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella - May 12, 2026

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