192. Andy & DJ CTI: St. Louis County Ends Mask Mandate, Republican Trojan Horse & Family Fire
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Summary
In this episode of The Realest, DJ and Andy talk about the mask mandate being lifted in St. Louis County and the recent ruling from a local judge that says it is illegal and should be lifted. They also talk about how parents should have picked the easier name.
Transcript
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What is up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to
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the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality.
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Guys, today we have Andy and DJ cruise the internet.
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It's going to be fun too, even though I don't even know what it is, but there's so much clown
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shit going on right now, I don't know how it couldn't be fun.
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Bro, that's the one good thing about this show.
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Dude, I'm saying Andy and DJ cruise the internet live in front of fucking huge stadiums, bro.
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We could sit there for two hours talking all this shit and all you motherfuckers will laugh
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Yeah, bro, people, people, we'd have like people pee in their pants.
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We're going to see the, nah, way, way, way too much smoke.
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Tell people about the motherfucking show, right?
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If it helps you process the clownery that is happening in the, in the, in the earth
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right now, share the show, man, especially like to your like-minded friends, you know,
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Well, dude, I think most people are on the same page by now.
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Most people know this is totally fucked up and there's a segment of the population that
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refuses to admit that they have contributed to the world being fucked up.
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Um, and the faster y'all do that, the quicker we could change all this shit, by the way.
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We're going to help with that with some real shit right now.
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So guys, you guys, I got three headlines for Andy.
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So the first one right here in our own backyard, St.
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So the acting health director cited the recent ruling from a Cole County circuit judge that
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ordered local health orders are illegal and should be lifted.
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Um, so the confusion over whether there is a mask mandate, is it not a mask mandate?
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It was all cleared up this, uh, just yesterday.
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So the mask mandate has been rescinded acting, uh, acting St.
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Faisal Khan, since a letter stating the mandate is no more and it was removed from the county
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He cites the recent ruling from Cole County circuit judge Daniel green that ordered local
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health orders are illegal and should be lifted.
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We don't even know who this is our, this is that guy here in St.
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Probably the parents should have picked the easier name.
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Said Judge Green said the orders violate the Missouri Constitution separation of power
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clause affecting the executive, legislative and judicial branches of government.
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He ordered all existing health orders issued by local health officials are null and fucking
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He said, I issued a face covering order on September 27th, 2021, November 22nd.
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And judgment was issued in Shannon Robinson versus Department of Health and Senior Services
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The September 27th, 2021 face covering order was removed from the county website.
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It is now rescinded just like a dog tucking his fucking tail and running.
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He says, I continue to strongly recommend the St.
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Louis County residents and guests wear masks indoors in public spaces.
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And now you're trying to say, oh, okay, well we still recommend bro.
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It should have been only recommended the whole fucking time.
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Look, dude, I, my, my position stays the same here.
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If you're too fucking scared of this shit, if you're immune compromised, if you're someone
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Everybody else goes about life and we all know why that wasn't, but I said that on fucking
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day one, you know, here we are two years motherfucking later.
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We're dealing with all these people who for the first time in their life got a little
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bit of motherfucking power and they want to impose their will on you.
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Just like that fucker I was talking about at the fucking hospital the other day.
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These, all these people, this is their first time they've been able to flex ever in life.
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It's their whole fucking, and, and bro, it's wrong.
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You know, and it should have been addressed from day one, should have never, ever been
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And you think about what, uh, Sam page and these guys here locally have done, how many
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restaurants, how many businesses, how many careers have they ended?
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How many people have committed suicide because they lost their businesses?
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How many people have died because they wouldn't go to the hospital because it's such a fucking
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pain in the ass to jump through every motherfucking hoop because I'm not the only one who won't
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go around in society because of this, this shit, right?
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And so how, you know, where, how do we gather the actual damage here?
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And this whole thing, a mass saved lives, there's fucking shit ton of studies that show they
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And there's a shit ton that say they don't, they have gone, that go back.
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Like, and you motherfuckers out there to think I'm full of shit, go fucking look into it.
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Sean, the model, uh, he, he did, he does a great job on it.
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Um, but he did a great video where he dived into all the studies on mask.
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So, uh, our AG, uh, Eric Schmidt, um, sorry, did I pronounce that right?
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Eric Schmidt, who frequently filed lawsuits and took St. Louis County to court over its mask
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Uh, he called the Thursday announcement a win says, quote, this is a huge win for the
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citizens of St. Louis County and the people of Missouri.
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Although we have consistently held the St. Louis County's mask mandate were illegally imposed
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And it is consistent with the recent judgment from the Cole County court.
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We expect more local public health authorities and school districts to follow suit in the
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Eric Schmidt's our attorney general here at Missouri.
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Louis, when this news came out, made a tweet said, help, he's killing all of us and tagged
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And Eric Schmidt, my man, this is fucking gold.
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Our attorney general, Eric Schmidt is trying to kill us.
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You're the mayor of the murder capital of the United States.
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Violent crime rages on and you want to defund the police.
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And yet you're obsessed with forced maxing, masking a five-year-olds.
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Your administration and priorities are a total disaster.
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Like, bro, we have to start telling these people the truth.
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You're, you're fucking the people that this mayor claims to care about are being murdered.
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And you're bitching about motherfucking mass that doesn't even fucking work.
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Tell me you're bought and paid for without telling me you're bought and paid for.
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Dude, we need a real mayor here in St. Louis, dude.
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Like, one that actually gives a fuck about the city.
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This is a great city with great people all around.
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And we have a bunch of shitbags that keep running for office and driving it into the fucking dirt.
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Dude, you know what my only gripe is with Eric Schmidt?
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I understand the court process is a little long.
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We need, we need everybody of that mindset right now to stand the fuck up for us.
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You know, like these, like I saw, I had someone message me who's running an office.
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And, you know, she was like, well, I'm having trouble like really connecting with people.
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I said, that's because you're still playing politics, bro.
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Nobody's, everybody's still trying to ride that fucking center line.
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We have people who are bought and paid for and placed in positions of power that are literally
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And you're fucking worried about attracting votes and riding the fence.
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How about just be worried about solving the fucking problems and you'll have people vote
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So if you're a candidate or you're thinking about being a candidate, go into it with the
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idea, not about winning yourself an office seat, but about solving some fucking problems.
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I promise you, you won't have a problem getting elected because people are ready for fucking
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We are tired of our people getting killed in the streets.
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We are tired of fucking bullshit, illogical solutions like defund the police.
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When we all know that the whole problem is the police can't do their job.
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They aren't allowed to do their fucking job and everybody fucking knows it.
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You're removing people off the staff, which only creates a more dangerous scenario.
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The truth of the matter is guys, you can sit here and say all this shit all you want.
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Oh, people were oppressed or people got brought up differently.
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I don't give a fuck because I'm the one and you are the one to have to live with their
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And when are we going to fucking get the United States back to a point where the good civil
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people of this country, no matter what their fucking race, no matter what, are protected
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from those fucks because that's what we pay our taxes for.
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And all this fucking soft on crime bullshit and letting prisoners out, this and that motherfucker.
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If I was running shit, it would be motherfucking Singapore, dude.
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I'm tired of the fucking just free for all in our world and our sympathy for criminals.
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And dude, I'm a victim of violent motherfucking crime.
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Most of you guys have fucking pander to this shit.
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You have no idea how violent crime fucking how hard what it does to a person.
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Well, all of these people that have this sympathy for criminals, it's either they're fucking
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want somebody inside their family is an actual criminal or they're so far removed from actual
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They have no fucking comprehension of what it does.
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I'm looking forward to getting some motherfuckers that are going to roll hard and fucking stomp
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Yes, that's that's something that we should all work on.
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And the good police should weed out the bad motherfucking police.
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You guys should be self policing your own fucking culture.
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Not not not not perpet not, you know, just ignoring him because he's the weirdo.
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No, that guy who's the weirdo in your department who does shit that you don't like that.
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That's the guy that's causing you all your fucking pain right now as a cop.
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So if the cops will self regulate, maybe we could maybe we could get some more money in
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there and attract some more great people and go out and fucking stomp some motherfucking
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All these stores getting looted, all these criminals fucking killing people and shoot, bro.
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That is not something that we should allow here in this country at all.
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But now we got our police system in this place where they're afraid to fucking do anything.
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And you guys are wondering why the fuck this shit's happening.
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They know what defund the police going to create.
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No, I was some of the politicians are blaming the victims now.
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Get some people and you motherfuckers out there who are in politics.
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A lot of you guys listen because I talk to you on DMs and you love the show and shit.
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You want to be the most popular politician in the world right now?
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Hey, bro, you don't think you don't think that's what people want.
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Look where my show's ranked every motherfucking day.
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So, guys, even if you're a new listener, OK, if you've been listening to us for the past
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two months, OK, let's just say the past two months.
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I think it's very easy by now to tell that Andy and I were fucking geniuses because we
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So here's something that we talk about a couple of shows ago.
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Eyes and how these Trojan horse fucking Democrats coming in.
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Meet the Republican Gubernational candidate who founded a left wing social justice magazine.
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This guy's driving around in his ads in a pickup truck with a cowboy hat on trying to
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appeal to conservative voters as a fucking left wing activist like I told you they were
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OK, he's running for governor in Illinois under the Republican platform.
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He's a venture capitalist guy and he's running in the primary and he's a newcomer to the right.
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15 years ago, while in college, Jesse Sullivan founded a self-described company.
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Quote, social justice magazine that has defended riots, abortion.
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Now, look, I haven't seen like I'm be real, dude, because I think it's important to be
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It is possible that he fucking like I read about this guy.
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And at surface level, it does look totally fucked up.
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Like this dude is totally pretending to be like a good old boy from the country.
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And like he's playing the, you know, the conservative values fucking card.
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This could be a fucking hit piece on this dude for some other reason.
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Well, even even even more to like, I mean, a lot of people are waking up and realizing,
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And 15 years ago, I thought differently than I think now, too.
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But this I think that I think the real point of this point is to say, hey, see, I told
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And that's why you have to pay attention to what's going on and not just vote for R or
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D. You have to look into the candidates pretty thoroughly at this.
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Like, the truth is, bro, I didn't read any of his old shit, so I don't know how far.
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Maybe he's a moderate and they just don't like him.
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But I mean, he was justifying like the Mike Brown riots.
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He was justifying a lot, a lot of stuff that you would not remember also to bro at the
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And a lot of people didn't really understand what's happening.
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So, you know, I think it's important to look for the truth here, whether it's something that is something that we would naturally agree with or not.
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But I think the point to the show is that, hey, you guys have to be careful who you look at for a candidate and look into them.
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And by the way, you're not going to agree with every single issue a candidate stands for.
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Because, dude, if we all have the same exact thoughts, that's not a healthy society.
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So, like, I think people need to look at candidates in a different way, too, because, like, they expect a conservative candidate to agree with every single box on the conservative ticket.
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So I think this is, you know, as much as I would like to be like, holy fuck, I was right.
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I don't know that this guy here is the best example of that because I don't know enough about to say it.
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And so, like, it just leads into, like, so the headline reads, Alex Stovall exposed.
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Did a Project Veritas video reveal where a Republican candidate gave a contradicting lying statement.
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One of his aides, I believe, somebody on his campaign, recorded his, his, him talking
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and he was trashing all these, like, he's supposed to be a Republican, a conservative, as a black
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And, you know, he's running as a conservative, as a Republican.
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And, like, he's on the phone being recorded talking about how he hates all these different
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But, yeah, basically, dude, you know, he, he hates everything about what it means to
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People are recognizing they cannot get their own individual wants by running under the
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And what's happening here, this dude wants to be an elected politician.
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You know, probably, I don't know, probably a good dude.
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He's recognized that he can't win under the Democrat party anymore.
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And so now these people with these, these fucked up worldviews about how things really
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And this is the reason that we're talking about this is because we have important elections
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coming up and you should be involved in evaluating if these people are actually
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people that represent, uh, what it is that you think you're voting for, right?
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Because dude, a lot of these people, and you guys know them as rhinos, a lot of these
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people, uh, which means Republican in name only.
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A lot of these people are just Democrats that ran as a Republican and that's why they can't
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So, and, and dude, I told you, we talked about that on a couple of shows ago.
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Uh, I forgot what show it was, but we talked about people doing that.
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Cause you know how they describe history and they say that there was always this big
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switch between the Democrat and Republican party.
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And there was really, the truth is there never was a switch.
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Because if we allow, like, this is not the, this ain't the first thing to be the last.
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We're going to see a lot more parties are compromised.
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I think both parties compromise with people who are being paid to run for those positions
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in other ways, uh, by, by other countries who have foreign interests, not our interests.
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And I think it's our duty to make sure that there's nobody in fucking office, nobody in
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That is one of those kinds of people, you know, people who represent the interests of our
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Now, whether they're Democrat or Republican, I don't give a fuck.
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People that represent America first are the people that should be in office.
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It's not people who are running to be, uh, a lifelong politician that are the people
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You want to elect people who really don't want to be even running for office and recognize
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it as a duty and recognize it as something that they need to do to help fix this shit.
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Those are the candidates that are actually going to go in and break up this bullshit.
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And you guys think, oh, well, they're not qualified.
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None of these people that are in Washington DC are qualified to be there.
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And we need to get back to people who have built things running for office as a service
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or people who have life experience or people who have whatever it is.
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You know, but like people like this, they are doing it for their own fucking self-interest.
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And this is what they're trying to build their life upon.
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That's not the people that we should fucking have represent us.
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This government is supposed to be for the people, by the people.
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They're fucking educators, farmers, they're farmers, they're doctors, they're people who
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These people who are not career politicians are the people that need to be serving the
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So that's where, that's where, that's why I bring light to these scenarios.
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You know, I think we'll, we'll see a lot more of this, man, but it's super important.
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You guys do your fucking homework, especially if you're, you're, if one of these guys are
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whoever's in your district or your county or your city or your, whoever it is, you need
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Uh, this one's hilarious because, you know, it's December right now and it's 60 degrees.
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And sometimes it scares me to make me think that, you know, the climate change shit is
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But then we take this headline from California, father and son arrested for allegedly starting
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wildfire or wildfire that displaced thousands, even killed some people.
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Um, and this is not a unique, like this is not a one-off fucking story.
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There's countless of stories like this where they have literally documented hundreds of
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people that have intentionally been set in this fucking wire.
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These people are paid by the same organizations that pay Antifa and pay all these other, these
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So two men were arrested Wednesday afternoon in connection to the Caldor fire that burned
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more than 200,000 acres and displaced thousands of people.
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David Scott, uh, Smith who's 66 and his son, 32 year old Travis Shane Smith were arrested by
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authorities after allegedly starting the wildfire that near the Western slope of the Sierra Nevada
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in mid August, the associated press reported the pair are accused of reckless arson and formal
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charges are yet to be filed according to the El Dorado County district attorney office.
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So law enforcement suspects, uh, suspects the two men set fire to several properties,
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caused multitudes of people to be seriously injured, destroying more than a thousand homes
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According to the AP, the fire spread into California and came extremely close to Lake Tahoe,
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best known for ski resorts and getaway destinations.
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So all that small, um, or inversion that we were seeing when we were in Utah was caused
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And so, you know, uh, their attorney, they're absolutely 100% innocent.
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Um, said their attorney, Mark Reichel, who is defending the father and son pair according
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There has been no evidence submitted to an, into a court, uh, to, into a court subject to
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my cross-examination that proves any of the prosecution's evidence yet.
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Um, so I urge everyone to wait and hear what really happened before they form any opinions.
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Um, their bonds been set at a million dollars are going to be arraigned, uh, today.
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Listen, and I don't give a fuck what people think.
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These fires are set intentionally, in my opinion, for many different reasons by many different
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I believe, and it's weird because when you look at the wildfire map, um, the wildfire
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map, most of the, most of the fires are, why do they stop at the border of Canada?
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You guys have to fucking think a little bit fucking harder.
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These guys have an agenda they want to push on the world.
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Just like they create the shit, all the other shit.
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They just shoot shit straight down from space and start fucking firing.
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Now, when I said, like, you guys just start looking into it, there's hundreds of cases.
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The next lockdowns are going to be environment lockdowns.
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I said this fucking, what, a year and a half ago?
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They're going to try to create global warming to be such an issue that your personal carbon footprint,
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They're already telling people, if you get an electric car, you will never have to worry about gas.
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Half these places don't have electricity, or it's 10 times as much.
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You know, the carbon impact of creating electric cars is much greater than the fucking benefits saved by driving them.
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Like, there's all kinds of things that are just illogical bullshit that makes up.
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And you ask yourself, people say, well, why are they trying to do that then?
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If they can get you an electric car, they can turn your fucking car off.
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Like, bro, you guys don't, you're not thinking of this.
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And you have to fucking resist it, or you're fucking going to be a slave to it.
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And you can say, oh, well, this is just some bad news that started a fire.
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And I don't believe it was probably an accident either.
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I believe either they did it, and they were paid to do it, or they're being framed for some shit.
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But from what I've learned the last two years, and what you should have learned, is there's
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I mean, they made a million, their bill was set at a million dollars each, and they both
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We're going to start a fucking fire today, Cletus.
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Our final segment of the show, our thumbs up section.
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So you're going to listen to a fucking 16-year-old girl scream and lecture you and fucking make
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an ass out of herself and you for believing it, by the way.
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And then all these people are going to fly to these global climate summits on their private
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They fly all over the world, and they excuse it because we're important, right?
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You don't have to look very hard to figure out that it's all bullshit, and it's bullshit
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Like, the dots that we connect, bro, they make a great fucking picture.
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The dots that they're trying to connect, it just looks like scribble.
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Like, if you're not seeing it, I can't even talk to you anymore because it's just like,
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Like, you're, you're a fuck, you're fucking, you're like living in a different reality.
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Global warming's been a crisis for fucking 50 years.
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And every time we say it, we're going to die in this year.
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Nancy Pelosi goes and buys a $25 million mansion on the fucking beach.
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And they steal from us by creating the motherfucking crises that y'all fucking fall for.
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And then they go take that money and they take their freedom.
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And they go fucking eat gourmet ice cream out of their $60,000 fridge while you fucking
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And the reason they don't, the way they try to keep us from identifying is by getting us
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to focus on racism and sexism and trans shit and all this other bullshit.
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This is a fucking, this is a caste system is what it's becoming.
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And that's what these motherfuckers on the, on the, that are just now coming around like,
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They're trying to lock you into fucking being poor for the rest of your life, your kid's
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It's either going to get two thumbs up or two thumbs in the butt.
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Mom, 48, stole daughter's identity to start college, date young guys.
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A Missouri mama is facing jail time after she admitted to stealing her estranged daughter's
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identity in order to secure student loans, enroll in college and pursue her sexy co-ed
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Because like, I want to see how create, like, I got you.
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Like, well, I'm just saying like, this is a real commitment.
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It is a whole, like she must really believe that she looks the part to do this.
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No, like for being, I haven't seen the pictures yet, but this woman must really believe that
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she looks college age, be able to pull this shit off.
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Like, you know, by the way, we, that's some wrong shit.
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Like, so to, to, to like do this wrong shit and still think you're going to get, like.
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My thing is, why couldn't you just be 48 and just fucking go to college?
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Like you can still do, you know what I'm saying?
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There's whole fucking cultures of dudes that like older chicks.
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So Laura Oglesby, 48, poses her daughter, Lauren Hayes, for more than two years in an elaborate
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Why she named Laura and she named her daughter Lauren?
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But they fooled both the federal government and locals from the small town of Mountain View.
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In 2016, Oglesby applied for a social security card in Hayes' name, which she promptly received
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And from that point on, Oglesby, who originally hailed from Arkansas and was then 43, assumed
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her daughter's identity, saying her name was Lauren Hayes, that she was only 22.
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The fraudster even started seducing unsuspecting men in their early 20s who had no idea that
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Oglesby was almost two decades older than they were.
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She said she even had boyfriends that believed that her age was 22.
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Chief Jamie Perkins of the Mountain View Police Department told the New York Times.
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Disturbing photos obtained by the news station appears to show Oglesby even had her own Snapchat
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account where she pretended to be Hayes and posed with an array of youthful filters over
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She had completely adopted a younger lifestyle.
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She had completely assumed becoming a younger person in her early 20s, Detective Stetson
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Oglesby moved into a local, moved in with a local couple, Avery and Wendy Parker, a pair
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of apparently kind strangers in Mountain View, who believed she was a young woman running away
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Bro, this is a fucking deep, this is, it gets deep, guys.
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So the manipulative mom told them that her name was Lauren Hayes.
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She went on to live with the Parkers for almost two years during that time.
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She applied for a Missouri's driver's license and daughter's name before she enrolled in
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She applied for financial aid, received $9,400 in student loans, $5,900 in Pell Grants, and
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Oglesby even worked at the local Mountain View library, where locals all knew that she
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So wait, what about the daughter who actually is Lauren Hayes?
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However, after more than two years, the elaborate scam came crashing down in August of 2018.
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Police in Mountain View were contacted by the authorities in Arkansas, who believe Oglesby
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had committed financial fraud by using the name of her daughter.
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Recognizing the name, investigators approached her, who Oglesby and she initially denied stealing
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However, reported that she subsequently broke down and admitted to the fraud.
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Oglesby is facing five years behind bars without the possibility of parole.
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After pleading guilty to one count of intentionally providing false information to the Social Security
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Under a plea, she has to pay almost $18,000 in restitution to Southwest Baptist.
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The real daughter, the real Lauren Hayes, has not spoken out about her mom's scam or how
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Bro, when I first read this, I could have swore that this happened down in fucking Florida.
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I didn't know it was going to be in my own backyard.
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Dude, she must have only showed up when motherfuckers were drunk.
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This picture on the right looks like the chick off a Monsters Ball.
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I mean, I'm not down with making some fun of someone.
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Bro, for a 48-year-old woman, she definitely looks fine.
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But there's a Snapchat filter, though, so, like, it does.
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No offense to you motherfuckers in Mountain View, but you fucking guys ain't that smart.
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Man, dude, you know, that's just people wanting to believe in good people.
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I know that area of Missouri, because I spent a lot of time down there.
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I mean, you guys didn't see the crepe skin and the fucking titties?
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I mean, bro, I'm just saying, like, yeah, like, what are you, like, these boyfriends,
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Man, I think usually you see some titties before you go to college.
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So it's like it's always, you know, you don't really get it in person, you know?
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Bro, you young dudes down there mountain home, you need to get out in the real world, bro,
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When you're that age, though, you'll fucking take what you can get.
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Bro, I'm not saying, I'm not even saying that she's bad looking or anything.
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Like, you would have to, you would have to be pretty, I'd have to be pretty.
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I had to be at least a bottle of Makers Deep to even fucking listen to that bullshit.
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And I would probably know it was bullshit and just go along with it because I was so fucked
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You know, like, I don't know how fucked up you'd have to be to believe that.
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It's like, you didn't live the, you didn't live a, I mean, there's one thing to live vicariously.
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Or is it like, she just wanted to be young again?
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Because it couldn't have been just about dudes.
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You could go to college as a 48-year-old woman.
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And I'm sure you'd do better than a 22-year-old woman.
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You know, so I don't know if, I don't think it was, I think it was definitely more.
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Bro, a lot of these women who are in their 40s and shit, they think that, like, they're
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Like, dude, there's a whole culture of young dudes that like that shit.
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There's fucking Jump Street, or 21 Jump Street, where they fucking give those, like, that'd
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be like, bro, what if I've said to you, hey, bro, I got this idea.
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Bro, there's no chance that, there's no chance I would do that.
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Because I pretend, somehow the universe would align it for me to have to go back to school.
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That's why you got to tell the truth about your real desires and wants and needs, bro.
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Because if you fucking even fake shit or pretend shit, that shit will show up.
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So I ain't even, I fucking hate school, fuck school, and I ain't ever going back.
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I certainly ain't going back pretending to be some fucking kid, bro.
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I feel bad for people that feel the need to do those kind of things.
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Dude, I'm getting better every motherfucking day.
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I would say two thumbs down just because, like, it probably really fucked up her kid, dude,
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Hopefully, you didn't fucking flunk all those classes in my name.