REAL AF with Andy Frisella - December 11, 2021


192. Andy & DJ CTI： St. Louis County Ends Mask Mandate, Republican Trojan Horse & Family Fire


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In this episode of The Realest, DJ and Andy talk about the mask mandate being lifted in St. Louis County and the recent ruling from a local judge that says it is illegal and should be lifted. They also talk about how parents should have picked the easier name.

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00:00:00.000 What is up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to
00:00:21.700 the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality.
00:00:26.940 Guys, today we have Andy and DJ cruise the internet.
00:00:31.740 It's going to be fun too, even though I don't even know what it is, but there's so much clown
00:00:36.100 shit going on right now, I don't know how it couldn't be fun.
00:00:38.440 Bro, that's the one good thing about this show.
00:00:40.060 Bro, it fucking shit writes itself.
00:00:41.880 We got unlimited fucking content.
00:00:44.540 Dude, I'm saying Andy and DJ cruise the internet live in front of fucking huge stadiums, bro.
00:00:49.620 We could sit there for two hours talking all this shit and all you motherfuckers will laugh 1.00
00:00:53.800 the whole time.
00:00:54.460 They don't want that smoke.
00:00:55.200 Yeah, bro, people, people, we'd have like people pee in their pants.
00:00:59.020 You guys want that?
00:01:00.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:01:00.700 Nah.
00:01:01.040 I think they want, nah.
00:01:02.580 We're going to see the, nah, way, way, way too much smoke.
00:01:07.260 I think there's a lot of smoke, man.
00:01:09.440 Anyway, what we got?
00:01:11.120 We got anything good?
00:01:11.980 We got some good shit in here.
00:01:12.520 We got a fee too.
00:01:13.500 We do have a fee.
00:01:14.080 We do have a fee.
00:01:14.480 The fee is very simple.
00:01:16.500 Tell people about the motherfucking show, right?
00:01:19.800 It makes you laugh.
00:01:20.600 It makes you think.
00:01:21.620 It gives you a new perspective.
00:01:22.780 If it helps you process the clownery that is happening in the, in the, in the earth
00:01:29.580 right now, share the show, man, especially like to your like-minded friends, you know,
00:01:34.600 or especially your non-like, that shit. 0.83
00:01:37.440 Yeah.
00:01:38.220 Go piss some Karens off. 1.00
00:01:39.240 Yeah.
00:01:39.440 Yeah.
00:01:39.600 Well, dude, I think most people are on the same page by now.
00:01:42.680 I'd agree.
00:01:43.480 No, no.
00:01:43.900 100%.
00:01:44.340 Most people know this is totally fucked up and there's a segment of the population that
00:01:48.500 refuses to admit that they have contributed to the world being fucked up. 0.93
00:01:52.620 Um, and the faster y'all do that, the quicker we could change all this shit, by the way.
00:01:57.240 100%.
00:01:57.640 We're going to help with that with some real shit right now.
00:01:59.720 Let's get it.
00:02:00.400 Yeah.
00:02:00.700 All right.
00:02:01.020 Headline number one.
00:02:01.880 So guys, you guys, I got three headlines for Andy.
00:02:04.340 We talk about them.
00:02:05.120 He does not know what they are.
00:02:06.340 Um, and we, uh, we get it going.
00:02:08.800 So the first one right here in our own backyard, St.
00:02:11.800 Louis County ends mask mandate.
00:02:13.640 So the acting health director cited the recent ruling from a Cole County circuit judge that
00:02:18.600 ordered local health orders are illegal and should be lifted.
00:02:23.600 Um, so the confusion over whether there is a mask mandate, is it not a mask mandate?
00:02:28.200 It was all cleared up this, uh, just yesterday.
00:02:30.400 So the mask mandate has been rescinded acting, uh, acting St.
00:02:34.300 Louis County health director, Dr.
00:02:36.000 Faisal Khan, since a letter stating the mandate is no more and it was removed from the county
00:02:40.800 website in it.
00:02:42.020 He cites the recent ruling from Cole County circuit judge Daniel green that ordered local
00:02:47.280 health orders are illegal and should be lifted.
00:02:49.560 So this guy, why do they all look alike?
00:02:53.440 Wait, who's this?
00:02:54.540 This is our health.
00:02:55.940 It's kind of sad.
00:02:56.880 We don't even know who this is our, this is that guy here in St.
00:02:59.240 Louis.
00:02:59.460 This is our, our health director for St.
00:03:01.320 Louis County.
00:03:01.820 That's, uh, Dr.
00:03:02.980 Faisal.
00:03:03.820 Faisal Khan.
00:03:04.620 Yes.
00:03:04.880 That's him.
00:03:05.300 That's him.
00:03:05.760 Okay.
00:03:06.300 They're butchering the name.
00:03:07.440 What is it again?
00:03:08.260 What is it?
00:03:09.000 Faisal Khan.
00:03:10.380 All right.
00:03:10.860 How I can't do that phlegm thing.
00:03:12.540 Whatever.
00:03:12.880 What the fuck is that?
00:03:14.340 Sounds like you got COVID.
00:03:15.520 It has to come from the epiglottis.
00:03:17.140 There's a difference.
00:03:18.120 Khan.
00:03:18.700 Khan.
00:03:19.340 Khan.
00:03:20.260 Khan.
00:03:20.800 Khan.
00:03:21.700 There you go.
00:03:22.300 You're getting it.
00:03:23.240 Khan sounds German.
00:03:24.020 See that shit?
00:03:24.600 I'm Indian now, bitch. 1.00
00:03:26.980 Quick learner.
00:03:27.860 Yeah, that's right.
00:03:29.680 DJ, your turn.
00:03:30.680 Khan.
00:03:31.260 It sounds German.
00:03:32.380 Faisal Khan.
00:03:33.400 Faisal Khan.
00:03:34.380 Nope.
00:03:34.640 999.
00:03:36.400 I don't know.
00:03:37.300 All right.
00:03:37.600 Fuck.
00:03:42.220 Sorry, bro.
00:03:44.780 We're trying.
00:03:46.480 Probably the parents should have picked the easier name.
00:03:48.800 That's what I'm saying, man.
00:03:49.980 What the fuck?
00:03:50.560 Yeah.
00:03:51.100 Fuck those parents. 0.99
00:03:52.260 It's their fault we're stupid. 0.85
00:03:53.220 Motherfuckers. 1.00
00:03:53.880 Something like Z. 0.62
00:03:55.260 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:56.000 Zishan.
00:03:56.820 That's right.
00:03:57.760 That's right.
00:03:58.620 Zishan.
00:03:59.080 All right.
00:03:59.940 So green.
00:04:00.860 Said Judge Green said the orders violate the Missouri Constitution separation of power
00:04:05.880 clause affecting the executive, legislative and judicial branches of government.
00:04:10.380 He ordered all existing health orders issued by local health officials are null and fucking
00:04:16.120 void.
00:04:16.760 All right.
00:04:17.740 Shocking.
00:04:18.440 Shocking.
00:04:19.000 So this is the quote from the judge.
00:04:20.240 He said, I issued a face covering order.
00:04:22.100 I'm sorry.
00:04:22.420 This is a message from Dr.
00:04:24.360 Khan.
00:04:25.720 He said, I issued a face covering order on September 27th, 2021, November 22nd.
00:04:30.580 And judgment was issued in Shannon Robinson versus Department of Health and Senior Services
00:04:35.660 pending in the circuit court of Cole County.
00:04:38.700 The September 27th, 2021 face covering order was removed from the county website.
00:04:44.780 It is now rescinded just like a dog tucking his fucking tail and running.
00:04:50.080 Um, I continue.
00:04:52.020 This is the problem, man.
00:04:53.180 So this, this is the problem that I have.
00:04:55.220 This is his next quote.
00:04:56.160 He says, I continue to strongly recommend the St.
00:04:59.500 Louis County residents and guests wear masks indoors in public spaces.
00:05:04.100 Masks save lives.
00:05:06.000 Bro, no, they don't.
00:05:09.600 Well, they don't.
00:05:10.860 I, I know.
00:05:12.360 I know.
00:05:13.080 They know.
00:05:13.380 I've been saying that since fucking day one.
00:05:15.560 So have a lot of other people, man.
00:05:17.280 You know, this is the problem.
00:05:19.960 This guy's, this guy was, you were wrong.
00:05:22.320 Yep.
00:05:22.940 You were fucking wrong.
00:05:24.060 Like everybody told you you were.
00:05:25.880 And now you're trying to say, oh, okay, well we still recommend bro.
00:05:30.360 It should have been only recommended the whole fucking time.
00:05:32.740 Exactly.
00:05:33.720 You know, exactly.
00:05:34.540 Look, dude, I, my, my position stays the same here.
00:05:39.880 This is America.
00:05:41.120 This is about fucking freedom.
00:05:42.680 If you're too fucking scared of this shit, if you're immune compromised, if you're someone
00:05:47.940 who could catch the shit, guess what?
00:05:49.660 You should stay the fuck home.
00:05:51.700 Yep.
00:05:52.440 That's how it should have been handled.
00:05:53.800 You protect the vulnerable.
00:05:55.280 Everybody else goes about life and we all know why that wasn't, but I said that on fucking
00:05:59.660 day one, you know, here we are two years motherfucking later.
00:06:02.920 We're dealing with all these people who for the first time in their life got a little
00:06:06.960 bit of motherfucking power and they want to impose their will on you. 0.88
00:06:09.820 Just like that fucker I was talking about at the fucking hospital the other day.
00:06:12.680 Yep.
00:06:13.280 Okay.
00:06:13.580 These, all these people, this is their first time they've been able to flex ever in life.
00:06:17.900 It's their whole identity.
00:06:18.920 It's their whole fucking, and, and bro, it's wrong.
00:06:22.220 You know, and it should have been addressed from day one, should have never, ever been
00:06:28.780 forced on anybody for fucking anything. 0.98
00:06:30.600 And you think about what, uh, Sam page and these guys here locally have done, how many
00:06:35.040 restaurants, how many businesses, how many careers have they ended?
00:06:38.860 How many people have fucking died?
00:06:40.720 How many people have committed suicide because they lost their businesses?
00:06:44.040 How many people have died because they wouldn't go to the hospital because it's such a fucking
00:06:47.900 pain in the ass to jump through every motherfucking hoop because I'm not the only one who won't
00:06:52.920 go around in society because of this, this shit, right?
00:06:57.160 A lot of people won't.
00:06:59.940 Okay.
00:07:00.560 And so how, you know, where, how do we gather the actual damage here?
00:07:06.480 Yeah.
00:07:07.040 Right.
00:07:07.540 And this whole thing, a mass saved lives, there's fucking shit ton of studies that show they
00:07:11.480 don't.
00:07:11.940 There's not one that says it does.
00:07:13.220 That's right.
00:07:14.000 And there's a shit ton that say they don't, they have gone, that go back.
00:07:18.040 Decades.
00:07:18.500 Yeah.
00:07:18.960 Not just recent studies.
00:07:20.320 Decades.
00:07:20.640 Yeah.
00:07:20.820 Yeah.
00:07:22.360 Fuck man.
00:07:23.340 Like, and you motherfuckers out there to think I'm full of shit, go fucking look into it.
00:07:27.860 Go look into it.
00:07:29.120 Yeah.
00:07:30.040 His is all there.
00:07:31.240 Sean, the model, uh, he, he did, he does a great job on it.
00:07:33.880 He did a great video on this.
00:07:34.840 This was probably a year ago.
00:07:36.720 Um, but he did a great video where he dived into all the studies on mask.
00:07:39.700 I mean, it's all there.
00:07:40.600 You know why?
00:07:41.180 Cause Sean tells the fucking truth.
00:07:42.860 Yeah.
00:07:43.080 Yeah.
00:07:43.200 So, uh, our AG, uh, Eric Schmidt, um, sorry, did I pronounce that right?
00:07:49.740 Okay.
00:07:50.440 Eric Schmidt, who frequently filed lawsuits and took St. Louis County to court over its mask
00:07:55.280 mandates.
00:07:55.700 Uh, he called the Thursday announcement a win says, quote, this is a huge win for the
00:08:01.080 citizens of St. Louis County and the people of Missouri.
00:08:03.620 Although we have consistently held the St. Louis County's mask mandate were illegally imposed
00:08:08.320 in the first place.
00:08:09.440 This is the right move.
00:08:10.520 And it is consistent with the recent judgment from the Cole County court.
00:08:13.800 We expect more local public health authorities and school districts to follow suit in the
00:08:17.720 coming days and weeks.
00:08:18.820 Schmidt said in the email statement.
00:08:21.200 Yeah.
00:08:21.620 I mean, dude, it should have never been there.
00:08:22.880 Did you see the fucking mayor's fucking tweet?
00:08:24.900 Yeah.
00:08:25.940 The mayor of St.
00:08:26.980 Louis's tweet.
00:08:27.800 I did.
00:08:28.300 You have it.
00:08:29.140 Uh, I believe I have it.
00:08:30.560 She fucked the mayor of St. 1.00
00:08:31.880 Louis guys.
00:08:33.060 Okay.
00:08:33.280 Eric Schmidt's our attorney general here at Missouri.
00:08:35.460 The mayor of St.
00:08:36.520 Louis, when this news came out, made a tweet said, help, he's killing all of us and tagged
00:08:42.480 Eric Schmidt.
00:08:43.500 His response is fucking awesome.
00:08:45.500 Let me pull it up for you real quick.
00:08:46.820 I got it right here.
00:08:48.700 It was so good.
00:08:50.320 I saved it in my screenshots.
00:08:52.880 And I rarely shit say shit in my screenshots.
00:08:55.720 That isn't gold.
00:08:56.840 And Eric Schmidt, my man, this is fucking gold.
00:09:00.260 This is internet gold too.
00:09:01.860 I got it.
00:09:02.340 He responds back.
00:09:03.640 She responds, please help us.
00:09:05.880 Our attorney general, Eric Schmidt is trying to kill us.
00:09:09.820 This is his fucking response.
00:09:12.380 You're the mayor of the murder capital of the United States.
00:09:15.560 Violent crime rages on and you want to defund the police.
00:09:18.520 And yet you're obsessed with forced maxing, masking a five-year-olds.
00:09:22.400 Your administration and priorities are a total disaster.
00:09:27.500 The dude's a savage, man.
00:09:29.060 Bro.
00:09:29.660 It's great.
00:09:30.460 It's the fucking truth.
00:09:31.680 It is.
00:09:32.160 Like, bro, we have to start telling these people the truth.
00:09:35.220 You're, you're fucking the people that this mayor claims to care about are being murdered.
00:09:40.900 Yeah.
00:09:41.600 Day in and day out.
00:09:43.000 And you're bitching about motherfucking mass that doesn't even fucking work.
00:09:47.240 Tell me you're bought and paid for without telling me you're bought and paid for.
00:09:50.540 No shit.
00:09:51.320 I mean, fuck.
00:09:51.980 It doesn't even make any fucking sense.
00:09:53.420 No shit.
00:09:53.980 Dude, we need a real mayor here in St. Louis, dude.
00:09:56.380 A real one.
00:09:57.100 Like, one that actually gives a fuck about the city.
00:09:59.580 This is a great city with great people all around.
00:10:02.520 All cultures.
00:10:03.640 Yep.
00:10:04.060 And we have a bunch of shitbags that keep running for office and driving it into the fucking dirt. 1.00
00:10:09.500 Mm-hmm.
00:10:10.480 Yeah, dude.
00:10:11.180 I get 100%.
00:10:13.000 Dude, you know what my only gripe is with Eric Schmidt?
00:10:16.140 Is that, bro.
00:10:17.200 I already know.
00:10:18.460 This shit should have been done two years ago.
00:10:20.020 I agree with that, too.
00:10:20.860 This should have never been fucking replaced.
00:10:22.180 I appreciate, you know, what you're doing.
00:10:24.100 I understand the court process is a little long.
00:10:27.040 Bro, and I love Eric Schmidt.
00:10:28.400 He's an awesome fucking dude.
00:10:29.720 He's a fucking stud.
00:10:29.800 He's got balls.
00:10:30.640 We need, we need everybody of that mindset right now to stand the fuck up for us.
00:10:36.320 Yep.
00:10:36.500 You know, like these, like I saw, I had someone message me who's running an office.
00:10:43.580 And, you know, she was like, well, I'm having trouble like really connecting with people.
00:10:49.360 I said, that's because you're still playing politics, bro.
00:10:51.520 Yep.
00:10:52.520 Yep.
00:10:52.860 Go out there and tell the fucking truth.
00:10:54.660 Go out there and stand for what's right.
00:10:56.960 Nobody's, everybody's still trying to ride that fucking center line. 0.86
00:11:00.160 This ain't about a fucking center line.
00:11:01.760 Yeah.
00:11:02.000 America is under attack.
00:11:03.200 We are having an insurgency of communism.
00:11:05.860 We have people who are bought and paid for and placed in positions of power that are literally
00:11:11.220 destroying America right now.
00:11:13.140 And you're fucking worried about attracting votes and riding the fence.
00:11:16.860 How about just be worried about solving the fucking problems and you'll have people vote
00:11:20.400 for you.
00:11:20.860 Yep.
00:11:21.100 That's the truth.
00:11:22.220 So if you're a candidate or you're thinking about being a candidate, go into it with the
00:11:27.280 idea, not about winning yourself an office seat, but about solving some fucking problems. 0.90
00:11:32.400 I promise you, you won't have a problem getting elected because people are ready for fucking
00:11:35.820 real people to solve shit.
00:11:37.420 We are tired of this bureaucratic nonsense.
00:11:39.620 We are tired of our people getting killed in the streets.
00:11:42.000 We are tired of fucking crime.
00:11:43.740 We are tired of fucking bullshit, illogical solutions like defund the police.
00:11:48.460 When we all know that the whole problem is the police can't do their job.
00:11:52.820 They aren't allowed to do their fucking job and everybody fucking knows it.
00:11:56.360 Okay.
00:11:56.980 You're cutting their pay.
00:11:58.300 You're removing people off the staff, which only creates a more dangerous scenario.
00:12:02.380 The truth of the matter is guys, you can sit here and say all this shit all you want.
00:12:07.180 Oh, people were oppressed or people got brought up differently.
00:12:10.000 People got this or that or this.
00:12:11.600 People don't understand.
00:12:12.620 I don't give a fuck because I'm the one and you are the one to have to live with their
00:12:17.260 fucking bullshit. 0.89
00:12:18.080 And when are we going to fucking get the United States back to a point where the good civil
00:12:23.280 people of this country, no matter what their fucking race, no matter what, are protected
00:12:29.080 from those fucks because that's what we pay our taxes for. 1.00
00:12:32.940 And all this fucking soft on crime bullshit and letting prisoners out, this and that motherfucker. 0.99
00:12:38.680 If I was running shit, it would be motherfucking Singapore, dude. 0.98
00:12:41.640 People would be getting caned for littering.
00:12:44.060 Yeah.
00:12:44.580 So I'm fucking tired of it, dude.
00:12:47.180 I'm tired of the fucking just free for all in our world and our sympathy for criminals.
00:12:52.660 And dude, I'm a victim of violent motherfucking crime.
00:12:55.760 You think I don't know about this shit?
00:12:58.880 I do.
00:12:59.500 You got you.
00:12:59.960 Most of you guys have fucking pander to this shit.
00:13:02.240 You have no idea how violent crime fucking how hard what it does to a person.
00:13:06.540 Right.
00:13:07.080 No fucking idea.
00:13:08.620 But you have sympathy for for for criminals.
00:13:11.160 Well, all of these people that have this sympathy for criminals, it's either they're fucking
00:13:15.520 want somebody inside their family is an actual criminal or they're so far removed from actual
00:13:21.680 being affected by it.
00:13:23.380 They have no fucking comprehension of what it does.
00:13:25.800 Mm hmm.
00:13:27.260 Yeah.
00:13:27.440 I'm looking forward to getting some motherfuckers that are going to roll hard and fucking stomp 1.00
00:13:31.020 the fuck out of criminals.
00:13:32.360 That's my position.
00:13:33.560 I'm with it.
00:13:34.480 I'm fucking with it.
00:13:35.460 We need a pair of police more.
00:13:36.900 We need more police.
00:13:37.820 We need higher value.
00:13:39.580 We need better candidates for police.
00:13:42.020 Yes, we need to correct the police culture.
00:13:44.360 Yes, that's something that needs to be solved.
00:13:46.420 Yes, that's that's something that we should all work on.
00:13:48.900 And the good police should weed out the bad motherfucking police. 0.90
00:13:51.720 You guys should be self policing your own fucking culture.
00:13:54.720 Not not not not perpet not, you know, just ignoring him because he's the weirdo.
00:14:00.480 No, that guy who's the weirdo in your department who does shit that you don't like that.
00:14:05.700 That's the guy that's causing you all your fucking pain right now as a cop.
00:14:09.560 So if the cops will self regulate, maybe we could maybe we could get some more money in
00:14:14.600 there and attract some more great people and go out and fucking stomp some motherfucking 0.98
00:14:18.540 heads because that's where I'm at, dude.
00:14:20.520 I'm fucking sick of it.
00:14:21.980 All these stores getting looted, all these criminals fucking killing people and shoot, bro.
00:14:26.720 That is not something that we should allow here in this country at all.
00:14:32.860 At all.
00:14:33.520 And it's not a race thing.
00:14:34.860 It's a criminal thing.
00:14:36.520 Are you a fucking criminal?
00:14:38.040 Did you break the law?
00:14:39.300 If you did, OK, that's that.
00:14:42.800 But now we got our police system in this place where they're afraid to fucking do anything.
00:14:47.520 And you guys are wondering why the fuck this shit's happening.
00:14:51.300 And they know why it's happening.
00:14:52.880 They know what defund the police going to create.
00:14:54.960 Oh, yeah.
00:14:55.440 Yeah, then they blame you.
00:14:58.660 Yeah.
00:14:59.140 No, me.
00:15:00.100 Yeah.
00:15:00.640 Yeah.
00:15:01.200 No, I was some of the politicians are blaming the victims now.
00:15:04.140 You know, it's fucking crazy.
00:15:05.500 No, it's white supremacy, bro.
00:15:08.180 Fucking white people.
00:15:09.180 Yeah.
00:15:09.500 I'm just saying that's what they say it is.
00:15:11.720 It's fucking bullshit.
00:15:13.020 Yeah.
00:15:13.640 OK.
00:15:15.040 Get some people and you motherfuckers out there who are in politics. 0.99
00:15:18.480 A lot of you guys listen because I talk to you on DMs and you love the show and shit.
00:15:21.960 Stand the fuck up.
00:15:23.040 Yeah.
00:15:23.940 Fuck, dude.
00:15:24.500 You want to be the most popular politician in the world right now?
00:15:27.100 Stand the fuck up.
00:15:28.080 That's it.
00:15:28.920 Drop some nuts.
00:15:30.160 Dude, that's it, bro.
00:15:31.240 Because that's what people want.
00:15:33.640 You don't think that's fluff.
00:15:34.940 Hey, bro, you don't think you don't think that's what people want.
00:15:37.440 Look where my show's ranked every motherfucking day.
00:15:41.040 100%.
00:15:41.400 And there's a black dude on it.
00:15:43.200 Yeah.
00:15:44.400 Despite my blatant white supremacy racism.
00:15:48.380 Yeah.
00:15:49.380 All right.
00:15:49.980 Headline number two.
00:15:51.400 So, guys, even if you're a new listener, OK, if you've been listening to us for the past
00:15:59.580 two months, OK, let's just say the past two months.
00:16:01.860 I think it's very easy by now to tell that Andy and I were fucking geniuses because we
00:16:10.000 call this shit out.
00:16:11.300 We fucking say this is going to happen.
00:16:13.100 And then guess what?
00:16:14.620 The shit happens.
00:16:15.860 Right.
00:16:16.380 It's some magical equation.
00:16:18.960 So here's something that we talk about a couple of shows ago.
00:16:22.380 It was a CTI about Dr.
00:16:23.600 Eyes and how these Trojan horse fucking Democrats coming in. 0.83
00:16:27.900 There's two of them I just saw.
00:16:29.560 So here's the headline.
00:16:32.300 Meet the Republican Gubernational candidate who founded a left wing social justice magazine.
00:16:37.600 Bro, I saw this magazine.
00:16:38.700 This dude looks like a fucking dude. 0.77
00:16:41.040 This guy's driving around in his ads in a pickup truck with a cowboy hat on trying to
00:16:45.720 appeal to conservative voters as a fucking left wing activist like I told you they were
00:16:52.040 going to do.
00:16:52.700 Yep.
00:16:53.380 We literally just talked about this.
00:16:55.320 So this is Jesse Sullivan.
00:16:57.100 OK, he's running for governor in Illinois under the Republican platform.
00:17:04.620 That's right.
00:17:05.740 But he's got some money in his pocket.
00:17:08.220 OK, he's a self-funded.
00:17:09.180 He's a venture capitalist guy and he's running in the primary and he's a newcomer to the right.
00:17:16.060 OK, 15 years ago, which don't even start that.
00:17:19.620 Oh, well, he could be changed.
00:17:20.540 Fuck.
00:17:21.100 That's bullshit.
00:17:22.280 15 years ago, while in college, Jesse Sullivan founded a self-described company.
00:17:27.440 Quote, social justice magazine that has defended riots, abortion.
00:17:31.980 I mean, all of these.
00:17:32.820 Now, look, bro.
00:17:33.840 Now, look, I haven't seen like I'm be real, dude, because I think it's important to be
00:17:38.000 fair.
00:17:38.560 It is possible that he fucking like I read about this guy.
00:17:43.260 OK.
00:17:43.740 And at surface level, it does look totally fucked up.
00:17:46.260 Like this dude is totally pretending to be like a good old boy from the country. 0.89
00:17:50.240 And like he's playing the, you know, the conservative values fucking card.
00:17:56.000 Now.
00:17:56.440 I didn't look into his past.
00:18:00.580 OK.
00:18:01.060 And this could equally.
00:18:02.520 I'm just being honest.
00:18:03.480 This could be a fucking hit piece on this dude for some other reason.
00:18:06.940 It could be.
00:18:07.540 So I think it's important to mention that.
00:18:09.480 Well, even even even more to like, I mean, a lot of people are waking up and realizing,
00:18:13.180 hey, guess what?
00:18:13.960 The writing probably ain't that bad.
00:18:15.300 Yeah.
00:18:15.500 And 15 years ago, I thought differently than I think now, too.
00:18:19.920 Sure.
00:18:20.200 But that's the problem.
00:18:21.060 Let's be fucking fair.
00:18:22.380 For sure.
00:18:22.900 But this I think that I think the real point of this point is to say, hey, see, I told
00:18:28.640 you this was going to happen.
00:18:30.140 And that's why you have to pay attention to what's going on and not just vote for R or
00:18:35.560 D. You have to look into the candidates pretty thoroughly at this.
00:18:40.260 Everybody has to be vetted.
00:18:41.900 Yes.
00:18:42.380 Everybody.
00:18:43.080 Yes.
00:18:43.360 And you cannot just take their words.
00:18:45.760 Yeah.
00:18:46.240 Fucking for granted.
00:18:47.760 And so this guy could have.
00:18:50.260 He could have changed.
00:18:51.480 Yeah.
00:18:51.860 He could have flipped.
00:18:53.000 I don't know many people who.
00:18:57.360 Like, the truth is, bro, I didn't read any of his old shit, so I don't know how far.
00:19:02.440 Maybe he's a moderate and they just don't like him.
00:19:05.980 I mean, I spoke out on fucking abortion.
00:19:08.100 Yeah, no, for sure.
00:19:08.780 But I mean, he was justifying like the Mike Brown riots.
00:19:11.320 He was justifying a lot, a lot of stuff that you would not remember also to bro at the
00:19:17.640 Mike, Michael Brown riots.
00:19:19.640 That's where all this shit started.
00:19:20.680 And a lot of people didn't really understand what's happening.
00:19:22.760 That's true.
00:19:23.080 We're looking at it in hindsight.
00:19:24.600 That's true.
00:19:25.040 So, you know, I think it's important to look for the truth here, whether it's something that is something that we would naturally agree with or not.
00:19:34.560 But I think the point to the show is that, hey, you guys have to be careful who you look at for a candidate and look into them.
00:19:42.460 And by the way, you're not going to agree with every single issue a candidate stands for.
00:19:47.020 Right.
00:19:47.240 Like that idea.
00:19:48.300 You shouldn't.
00:19:48.840 No, you shouldn't.
00:19:49.840 Like that idea of it's the like who agree?
00:19:54.820 Who do you agree with more?
00:19:56.600 You know what I'm saying?
00:19:57.660 Or who who represents?
00:19:59.680 Because, dude, if we all have the same exact thoughts, that's not a healthy society.
00:20:03.580 Nope.
00:20:03.720 So, like, I think people need to look at candidates in a different way, too, because, like, they expect a conservative candidate to agree with every single box on the conservative ticket.
00:20:13.260 And you know what, bro?
00:20:14.000 Sometimes that's just not the case.
00:20:15.420 Yeah.
00:20:16.400 Yeah.
00:20:16.680 Same on the left.
00:20:17.600 Yep.
00:20:17.920 You know?
00:20:18.240 So I think this is, you know, as much as I would like to be like, holy fuck, I was right.
00:20:23.000 And I am right about this.
00:20:25.220 I don't know that this guy here is the best example of that because I don't know enough about to say it.
00:20:31.100 Agreed.
00:20:31.500 Agreed.
00:20:31.800 That's all I'm saying.
00:20:32.420 But this guy definitely is.
00:20:34.220 That guy is.
00:20:34.960 This guy definitely is, right?
00:20:36.260 And so, like, it just leads into, like, so the headline reads, Alex Stovall exposed.
00:20:41.640 Did a Project Veritas video reveal where a Republican candidate gave a contradicting lying statement.
00:20:46.780 Okay.
00:20:46.980 So we're going to get into this a little bit.
00:20:48.620 But it just goes back to the whole point.
00:20:50.380 All right.
00:20:50.480 This is Alex Stovall.
00:20:51.540 Yeah.
00:20:51.660 And I watched this video.
00:20:53.140 Bro.
00:20:53.320 So Project Veritas did a undercover.
00:20:55.620 They're fucking awesome.
00:20:56.720 One of his aides, I believe, somebody on his campaign, recorded his, his, him talking
00:21:03.720 and he was trashing all these, like, he's supposed to be a Republican, a conservative, as a black 0.92
00:21:09.380 guy.
00:21:10.060 And, you know, he's running as a conservative, as a Republican.
00:21:14.000 And, like, he's on the phone being recorded talking about how he hates all these different
00:21:21.040 things about Republicans and their beliefs.
00:21:23.580 Yeah.
00:21:23.800 But, yeah, basically, dude, you know, he, he hates everything about what it means to
00:21:27.960 be a conservative and a Republican.
00:21:31.340 But says he'll still take the money.
00:21:32.860 Yeah.
00:21:33.120 He'll still take the money to get in office.
00:21:34.700 So what you're seeing here is the people.
00:21:36.880 This is a legit chosen horse.
00:21:37.880 Yes.
00:21:38.320 People are recognizing they cannot get their own individual wants by running under the
00:21:43.840 Democrat anymore.
00:21:44.800 And what's happening here, this dude wants to be an elected politician.
00:21:47.720 Yeah.
00:21:48.200 Okay.
00:21:48.800 Totally get it.
00:21:49.980 He's a young guy.
00:21:51.120 Good looking dude.
00:21:52.060 You know, probably, I don't know, probably a good dude.
00:21:57.060 You know what I'm saying?
00:21:57.580 He wants to be a politician.
00:21:59.180 He's recognized that he can't win under the Democrat party anymore.
00:22:04.440 Yeah.
00:22:04.680 And so now these people with these, these fucked up worldviews about how things really
00:22:09.500 are starting to run as Republicans.
00:22:11.620 And this is the reason that we're talking about this is because we have important elections
00:22:16.380 coming up and you should be involved in evaluating if these people are actually
00:22:21.800 people that represent, uh, what it is that you think you're voting for, right?
00:22:26.740 Because dude, a lot of these people, and you guys know them as rhinos, a lot of these
00:22:31.960 people, uh, which means Republican in name only.
00:22:35.040 A lot of these people are just Democrats that ran as a Republican and that's why they can't
00:22:40.920 get shit done in the office. 0.96
00:22:41.980 Yeah.
00:22:42.300 Right.
00:22:42.760 Yep.
00:22:43.160 So, and, and dude, I told you, we talked about that on a couple of shows ago.
00:22:47.500 Uh, I forgot what show it was, but we talked about people doing that.
00:22:51.460 And it's funny.
00:22:52.780 Cause you know how they describe history and they say that there was always this big
00:22:55.680 switch between the Democrat and Republican party.
00:22:57.860 And there was really, the truth is there never was a switch.
00:23:00.600 There never was.
00:23:01.180 I think we're about to have one.
00:23:02.360 You know what I'm saying?
00:23:03.000 Because if we allow, like, this is not the, this ain't the first thing to be the last.
00:23:07.280 We're going to see a lot more parties are compromised.
00:23:09.980 I think so.
00:23:10.480 I think both parties compromise with people who are being paid to run for those positions
00:23:15.340 in other ways, uh, by, by other countries who have foreign interests, not our interests.
00:23:21.400 And I think it's our duty to make sure that there's nobody in fucking office, nobody in
00:23:26.120 office at any level.
00:23:27.420 That is one of those kinds of people, you know, people who represent the interests of our
00:23:32.520 country.
00:23:33.480 Now, whether they're Democrat or Republican, I don't give a fuck.
00:23:37.280 People that represent America first are the people that should be in office.
00:23:44.500 That's it.
00:23:45.340 That's simple.
00:23:46.060 And it's not career politicians.
00:23:47.600 It's not people who are running to be, uh, a lifelong politician that are the people
00:23:55.020 you want to elect.
00:23:56.020 Right.
00:23:56.600 You want to elect people who really don't want to be even running for office and recognize 0.71
00:24:01.980 it as a duty and recognize it as something that they need to do to help fix this shit.
00:24:05.980 Those are the candidates that are actually going to go in and break up this bullshit.
00:24:11.260 Okay.
00:24:11.660 And you guys think, oh, well, they're not qualified.
00:24:13.940 Motherfucker. 0.99
00:24:15.100 None of these people that are in Washington DC are qualified to be there.
00:24:19.040 Right.
00:24:19.620 Very few.
00:24:20.420 Right.
00:24:21.240 You may be a career politician.
00:24:22.720 That's, that's what makes me qualified.
00:24:24.000 That's right.
00:24:24.540 Like, what the fuck are we talking about?
00:24:25.960 Right.
00:24:26.200 And we need to get back to people who have built things running for office as a service
00:24:32.100 or people who have life experience or people who have whatever it is.
00:24:36.420 Sacrifice.
00:24:36.980 Yeah.
00:24:37.200 Sacrifice for this country.
00:24:38.780 Yeah.
00:24:39.180 Uh, who have an interest in preserving it.
00:24:42.640 Yeah.
00:24:42.900 And not just taking from it.
00:24:44.420 Guys like this.
00:24:45.320 And I'm sure he's a, he's a young guy.
00:24:48.520 I don't want to be too hard on him, bro.
00:24:49.900 You know, but like people like this, they are doing it for their own fucking self-interest.
00:24:55.900 And this is what they're trying to build their life upon.
00:25:00.020 Right.
00:25:00.520 I want to be a politician.
00:25:01.720 That's not the people that we should fucking have represent us.
00:25:04.980 This government is supposed to be for the people, by the people.
00:25:08.340 Right.
00:25:09.140 So who are the people?
00:25:10.820 They aren't career politicians.
00:25:12.660 They're business owners.
00:25:13.520 They're fucking educators, farmers, they're farmers, they're doctors, they're people who
00:25:18.300 served in the military.
00:25:19.520 These people who are not career politicians are the people that need to be serving the
00:25:25.120 people of this country.
00:25:26.160 Yep.
00:25:26.760 100%.
00:25:27.360 So that's where, that's where, that's why I bring light to these scenarios.
00:25:32.040 Yeah.
00:25:32.220 Yeah.
00:25:32.740 You know, I think we'll, we'll see a lot more of this, man, but it's super important.
00:25:36.860 You guys do your fucking homework, especially if you're, you're, if one of these guys are
00:25:41.420 whoever's in your district or your county or your city or your, whoever it is, you need
00:25:45.480 to be doing your fucking homework. 0.98
00:25:46.680 Yeah, for sure, bro.
00:25:48.460 Um, all right.
00:25:50.540 Our third and final headline.
00:25:53.500 Uh, this one's hilarious because, you know, it's December right now and it's 60 degrees.
00:25:57.960 And sometimes it scares me to make me think that, you know, the climate change shit is
00:26:01.360 real, right?
00:26:02.440 But then we take this headline from California, father and son arrested for allegedly starting
00:26:07.520 wildfire or wildfire that displaced thousands, even killed some people.
00:26:13.100 Um, and this is not a unique, like this is not a one-off fucking story.
00:26:16.160 There's countless of stories like this where they have literally documented hundreds of
00:26:19.780 people that have intentionally been set in this fucking wire. 0.98
00:26:22.480 Those people are paid.
00:26:23.900 100%.
00:26:24.340 Oh, I don't.
00:26:25.060 Yeah.
00:26:25.140 These people are paid by the same organizations that pay Antifa and pay all these other, these
00:26:31.200 people are paid to do those things.
00:26:32.920 Yep.
00:26:33.780 Yep.
00:26:34.060 So two men were arrested Wednesday afternoon in connection to the Caldor fire that burned
00:26:38.380 more than 200,000 acres and displaced thousands of people.
00:26:43.060 David Scott, uh, Smith who's 66 and his son, 32 year old Travis Shane Smith were arrested by
00:26:49.340 authorities after allegedly starting the wildfire that near the Western slope of the Sierra Nevada
00:26:54.500 in mid August, the associated press reported the pair are accused of reckless arson and formal
00:27:00.440 charges are yet to be filed according to the El Dorado County district attorney office.
00:27:04.260 So law enforcement suspects, uh, suspects the two men set fire to several properties,
00:27:09.360 caused multitudes of people to be seriously injured, destroying more than a thousand homes
00:27:13.820 and several other buildings.
00:27:15.340 According to the AP, the fire spread into California and came extremely close to Lake Tahoe,
00:27:20.560 best known for ski resorts and getaway destinations.
00:27:22.820 So all that small, um, or inversion that we were seeing when we were in Utah was caused
00:27:27.540 by these two fucks. 1.00
00:27:28.380 Yeah.
00:27:29.020 You know?
00:27:29.380 And so, you know, uh, their attorney, they're absolutely 100% innocent.
00:27:35.820 Um, said their attorney, Mark Reichel, who is defending the father and son pair according
00:27:40.140 to the AP.
00:27:40.600 There has been no evidence submitted to an, into a court, uh, to, into a court subject to
00:27:46.980 my cross-examination that proves any of the prosecution's evidence yet.
00:27:50.920 Um, so I urge everyone to wait and hear what really happened before they form any opinions.
00:27:55.940 So, I mean, I don't know, man.
00:27:58.180 Um, their bonds been set at a million dollars are going to be arraigned, uh, today.
00:28:03.160 Actually, it's Friday there.
00:28:04.640 Listen, and I don't give a fuck what people think.
00:28:09.240 You think I'm crazy all you want.
00:28:10.600 Yeah.
00:28:11.100 These fires are set intentionally, in my opinion, for many different reasons by many different
00:28:17.460 people.
00:28:17.920 Mm-hmm.
00:28:18.600 I believe, and it's weird because when you look at the wildfire map, um, the wildfire
00:28:23.960 map, most of the, most of the fires are, why do they stop at the border of Canada?
00:28:29.340 And why do they stop at the border of Mexico?
00:28:31.900 Why are they only in the U.S.?
00:28:33.580 We got the dome.
00:28:34.940 Well, here's what I'm saying, bro.
00:28:36.960 You guys have to fucking think a little bit fucking harder.
00:28:39.840 Mm-hmm.
00:28:40.600 These guys have an agenda they want to push on the world.
00:28:43.620 Yeah.
00:28:44.140 Okay?
00:28:45.460 They're going to create this.
00:28:46.820 They're going to create that.
00:28:47.960 Just like they create the shit, all the other shit.
00:28:50.660 Mm-hmm.
00:28:51.320 Okay?
00:28:51.760 There's weapon.
00:28:52.540 Dude, we have weapons in space, bro.
00:28:54.340 We have direct energy weapons.
00:28:55.840 They just shoot shit straight down from space and start fucking firing.
00:28:58.960 And you don't even fucking understand it.
00:29:00.600 Mm-hmm.
00:29:00.900 Okay?
00:29:01.220 That's real shit.
00:29:02.180 Yeah.
00:29:02.520 There's paid agitators.
00:29:03.620 There's also just dumb fucks. 0.99
00:29:06.040 All right?
00:29:06.400 But none of that shit is global warming.
00:29:09.200 I'm sorry.
00:29:10.040 Like, it's not.
00:29:12.120 None of it.
00:29:13.200 Now, when I said, like, you guys just start looking into it, there's hundreds of cases.
00:29:16.140 How, look, dude.
00:29:17.500 The next lockdowns are going to be environment lockdowns.
00:29:20.080 I said this fucking, what, a year and a half ago?
00:29:21.920 Almost a year, yeah.
00:29:22.480 Yeah.
00:29:22.980 They're going to be environment lockdowns.
00:29:24.740 They're going to try to create global warming to be such an issue that your personal carbon footprint,
00:29:30.700 they're already doing this.
00:29:32.060 They're already telling people, if you get an electric car, you will never have to worry about gas.
00:29:37.140 Fuck, bro.
00:29:37.760 Half these places don't have electricity, or it's 10 times as much.
00:29:41.160 Exactly.
00:29:41.560 You know, the carbon impact of creating electric cars is much greater than the fucking benefits saved by driving them.
00:29:48.800 How many people know that?
00:29:50.480 Yeah.
00:29:50.760 Like, there's all kinds of things that are just illogical bullshit that makes up.
00:29:54.920 And you ask yourself, people say, well, why are they trying to do that then?
00:29:58.660 Control.
00:29:59.420 It's very simple.
00:30:00.800 It's very fucking simple.
00:30:01.920 I didn't hear that on the news.
00:30:03.720 Yeah.
00:30:04.900 Dude.
00:30:07.820 If they can get you an electric car, they can turn your fucking car off.
00:30:10.860 You don't do what the fuck they want.
00:30:12.080 Exactly.
00:30:12.520 Don't have your vaccine?
00:30:14.080 No car.
00:30:15.220 Like, bro, you guys don't, you're not thinking of this.
00:30:17.140 It's a huge bitch. 1.00
00:30:17.940 This is a whole globalist movement.
00:30:19.960 Yep.
00:30:20.540 Like, it's all part of the agenda.
00:30:23.540 And you have to fucking resist it, or you're fucking going to be a slave to it.
00:30:26.840 That's the reality.
00:30:28.200 100% now.
00:30:28.720 And you can say, oh, well, this is just some bad news that started a fire.
00:30:32.020 I don't believe that.
00:30:33.600 And I don't believe it was probably an accident either.
00:30:35.940 I believe either they did it, and they were paid to do it, or they're being framed for some shit.
00:30:40.560 You know what I'm saying?
00:30:41.640 It's the officer who really did it.
00:30:42.880 Yeah.
00:30:43.120 And that's a realistic thing, too.
00:30:45.500 Yeah.
00:30:45.980 But from what I've learned the last two years, and what you should have learned, is there's
00:30:49.240 a whole lot more to every motherfucking story.
00:30:51.340 Yep.
00:30:51.820 And this ain't no different.
00:30:52.940 Well, it just goes to show you.
00:30:53.980 I mean, they made a million, their bill was set at a million dollars each, and they both
00:30:57.880 posted bail.
00:30:58.920 Where did they get that from?
00:31:02.140 So two rich guys go in the woods.
00:31:04.100 Yeah.
00:31:04.680 Like, come on now.
00:31:06.460 Hey, we're going to start a fire today.
00:31:08.440 Yeah.
00:31:08.700 We're going to start a fucking fire today, Cletus.
00:31:12.580 Yeah.
00:31:14.820 Fuck.
00:31:15.660 Don't see Smokey.
00:31:17.100 All right.
00:31:17.240 Yeah.
00:31:17.960 All right.
00:31:18.900 So that was our three headlines.
00:31:20.040 Our final segment of the show, our thumbs up section.
00:31:24.080 I always look forward to this.
00:31:25.860 There's always some crazy shit.
00:31:28.080 Bro, hold on.
00:31:29.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:29.620 You motherfuckers on the climate bandwagon.
00:31:31.680 Let's fucking get this straight.
00:31:33.000 So you're going to listen to a fucking 16-year-old girl scream and lecture you and fucking make 1.00
00:31:39.600 an ass out of herself and you for believing it, by the way. 0.97
00:31:44.120 And then all these people are going to fly to these global climate summits on their private
00:31:49.900 motherfucking planes.
00:31:51.080 They fly all over the world, and they excuse it because we're important, right?
00:31:55.000 Yeah.
00:31:55.260 Like, you couldn't have done that virtually?
00:31:58.280 We just spent a year of virtual business.
00:32:00.620 Right.
00:32:01.040 You see what I'm saying?
00:32:01.740 Right.
00:32:01.900 You don't have to look very hard to figure out that it's all bullshit, and it's bullshit
00:32:06.320 to control fucking you. 0.99
00:32:07.680 Right.
00:32:08.720 That's the thing.
00:32:09.260 Like, the dots that we connect, bro, they make a great fucking picture.
00:32:11.840 The dots that they're trying to connect, it just looks like scribble.
00:32:14.620 You can't do it.
00:32:15.300 I can't even listen to it anymore.
00:32:18.100 Like, if you're not seeing it, I can't even talk to you anymore because it's just like,
00:32:22.880 to me, you know what I'm saying?
00:32:28.340 Like, I can't.
00:32:28.920 Like, you're, you're a fuck, you're fucking, you're like living in a different reality.
00:32:33.260 Yeah.
00:32:34.140 You know what I mean?
00:32:34.780 100%, man.
00:32:36.760 100%.
00:32:37.000 All right.
00:32:38.820 So, our thumbs up section.
00:32:40.560 So, guys, I'll throw a headline up there.
00:32:41.940 We'll talk about the story.
00:32:42.520 Global warming's been a crisis for fucking 50 years.
00:32:45.120 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:46.040 And every time we say it, we're going to die in this year.
00:32:49.500 We're going to die in this year.
00:32:50.260 The world will be over this year.
00:32:51.200 Yeah.
00:32:51.420 It'll be this year.
00:32:52.200 Yeah.
00:32:53.100 Okay.
00:32:54.840 We'll see.
00:32:56.880 In 12 years, we're going to all be extinct.
00:32:59.180 Nancy Pelosi goes and buys a $25 million mansion on the fucking beach. 1.00
00:33:02.540 Exactly.
00:33:03.060 Joe Biden lives on a fucking beach.
00:33:06.060 Bro, listen, motherfuckers. 0.98
00:33:08.920 They steal from us and they go live the life.
00:33:13.100 And they steal from us by creating the motherfucking crises that y'all fucking fall for.
00:33:18.460 And then they go take that money and they take their freedom.
00:33:21.640 You have no freedom and no ability.
00:33:24.220 And they go fucking eat gourmet ice cream out of their $60,000 fridge while you fucking
00:33:30.900 worry about the price of milk.
00:33:33.200 So, think about that shit.
00:33:34.700 That's all this has ever been about, ever.
00:33:37.820 Complete tyranny, dude.
00:33:39.360 Yeah.
00:33:40.580 It's class system.
00:33:41.800 And they don't want us to identify it.
00:33:43.520 And the reason they don't, the way they try to keep us from identifying is by getting us
00:33:47.040 to focus on racism and sexism and trans shit and all this other bullshit.
00:33:52.220 This is a fucking, this is a caste system is what it's becoming.
00:33:56.320 You won't be able to escape it soon.
00:33:58.260 That's the whole fucking danger.
00:33:59.540 And that's what these motherfuckers on the, on the, that are just now coming around like,
00:34:03.360 oh, something's wrong.
00:34:04.100 That's what you don't get.
00:34:05.180 They're trying to lock you into fucking being poor for the rest of your life, your kid's
00:34:09.560 life, their kid's lives.
00:34:11.020 While they can be rich.
00:34:12.540 That's what all this is fucking about.
00:34:16.860 All right.
00:34:17.380 Thumbs up section.
00:34:18.200 So we throw a headline up there.
00:34:19.260 It's either going to get two thumbs up or two thumbs in the butt.
00:34:22.020 So, uh, let's dive into this one.
00:34:25.700 Mom, 48, stole daughter's identity to start college, date young guys. 0.92
00:34:33.100 Just off the bat, what are we thinking here?
00:34:35.380 I mean, I guess you want, you want more?
00:34:37.080 Yeah.
00:34:37.460 Like, we got pictures.
00:34:38.020 All right.
00:34:39.340 I got, I got some pictures.
00:34:41.080 Like, cause 48, 48 ain't that old.
00:34:43.540 There's some really hot 48 year olds.
00:34:47.500 Let's get, let's get into it.
00:34:48.780 Let's get straight to the pictures, bro.
00:34:50.180 A Missouri mama.
00:34:51.140 Oh, she's from fucking Missouri. 1.00
00:34:52.660 Of course.
00:34:53.220 A Missouri mama is facing jail time after she admitted to stealing her estranged daughter's 0.99
00:34:58.220 identity in order to secure student loans, enroll in college and pursue her sexy co-ed 1.00
00:35:03.200 fantasies.
00:35:04.000 Oh man.
00:35:04.820 She like committed.
00:35:05.800 Oh bro.
00:35:06.220 She, this wasn't just like catfish. 0.69
00:35:08.100 Oh no, no, no, no.
00:35:08.760 This is like, well, I'm going into real life.
00:35:11.420 Does she look young?
00:35:13.160 We'll get there.
00:35:13.860 Yeah.
00:35:14.080 Because like, I want to see how create, like, I got you.
00:35:18.840 Yeah.
00:35:19.100 Like, well, I'm just saying like, this is a real commitment.
00:35:22.200 It is a whole, like she must really believe that she looks the part to do this.
00:35:26.020 So, so.
00:35:27.280 No, like for being, I haven't seen the pictures yet, but this woman must really believe that 0.99
00:35:31.540 she looks college age, be able to pull this shit off. 0.99
00:35:33.920 She's committed, bro.
00:35:34.800 All right.
00:35:35.220 She's committed.
00:35:35.800 Like, you know, by the way, we, that's some wrong shit.
00:35:39.020 Like, so to, to, to like do this wrong shit and still think you're going to get, like.
00:35:45.080 My thing is, why couldn't you just be 48 and just fucking go to college?
00:35:47.820 Like you can still do, you know what I'm saying?
00:35:49.780 There's whole fucking cultures of dudes that like older chicks. 0.99
00:35:52.580 Yeah.
00:35:53.040 Like, that'd be fine.
00:35:54.020 Yeah.
00:35:54.300 And you can pay for my meal plans and shit.
00:35:55.980 Cause you got it.
00:35:56.560 You'd be my sugar mama. 1.00
00:35:57.320 Yeah.
00:35:57.500 No big deal.
00:35:58.360 There's lots of opportunity at 48.
00:35:59.920 That's all we're saying.
00:36:01.160 That's a shit ton.
00:36:01.820 Right.
00:36:02.120 All right.
00:36:02.360 So Laura Oglesby, 48, poses her daughter, Lauren Hayes, for more than two years in an elaborate
00:36:10.280 scam that fooled both the federal government.
00:36:12.740 Why she named Laura and she named her daughter Lauren?
00:36:16.340 A little weird.
00:36:17.060 That is kind of weird.
00:36:17.820 A little weird.
00:36:19.040 But they fooled both the federal government and locals from the small town of Mountain View.
00:36:23.080 In 2016, Oglesby applied for a social security card in Hayes' name, which she promptly received
00:36:29.080 in the mail.
00:36:29.420 And from that point on, Oglesby, who originally hailed from Arkansas and was then 43, assumed
00:36:36.380 her daughter's identity, saying her name was Lauren Hayes, that she was only 22.
00:36:40.960 The fraudster even started seducing unsuspecting men in their early 20s who had no idea that
00:36:46.900 Oglesby was almost two decades older than they were.
00:36:51.160 Holy shit.
00:36:52.460 Everyone believed it.
00:36:53.620 She said she even had boyfriends that believed that her age was 22.
00:36:57.320 Chief Jamie Perkins of the Mountain View Police Department told the New York Times.
00:37:01.680 Disturbing photos obtained by the news station appears to show Oglesby even had her own Snapchat
00:37:07.160 account where she pretended to be Hayes and posed with an array of youthful filters over 0.99
00:37:12.280 her face.
00:37:13.280 She had completely adopted a younger lifestyle.
00:37:15.660 Clothing, makeup, personality.
00:37:17.140 She had completely assumed becoming a younger person in her early 20s, Detective Stetson
00:37:23.820 Schwain said.
00:37:25.480 Oglesby moved into a local, moved in with a local couple, Avery and Wendy Parker, a pair
00:37:30.600 of apparently kind strangers in Mountain View, who believed she was a young woman running away
00:37:34.520 from a domestic violence situation.
00:37:36.360 Holy fuck.
00:37:37.300 Bro, this is a fucking deep, this is, it gets deep, guys.
00:37:40.080 All right?
00:37:40.920 Man.
00:37:41.760 I swear I got pictures for you, okay?
00:37:44.040 So the manipulative mom told them that her name was Lauren Hayes. 0.99
00:37:47.780 She went on to live with the Parkers for almost two years during that time.
00:37:51.300 She applied for a Missouri's driver's license and daughter's name before she enrolled in
00:37:55.860 Southwest Baptist University.
00:37:57.200 She applied for financial aid, received $9,400 in student loans, $5,900 in Pell Grants, and
00:38:03.700 $1,800 in credit card charges.
00:38:06.280 Oglesby even worked at the local Mountain View library, where locals all knew that she
00:38:11.820 was fucking Lauren Hayes. 1.00
00:38:13.540 However, after more than-
00:38:15.040 So wait, what about the daughter who actually is Lauren Hayes?
00:38:18.040 We get there.
00:38:18.660 All right.
00:38:20.260 This is a fucking lifetime movie, guys.
00:38:21.940 Bro.
00:38:24.260 However, after more than two years, the elaborate scam came crashing down in August of 2018.
00:38:30.260 Police in Mountain View were contacted by the authorities in Arkansas, who believe Oglesby
00:38:34.040 had committed financial fraud by using the name of her daughter.
00:38:37.460 Recognizing the name, investigators approached her, who Oglesby and she initially denied stealing
00:38:43.060 her daughter's identity.
00:38:43.960 However, reported that she subsequently broke down and admitted to the fraud.
00:38:48.220 Oglesby is facing five years behind bars without the possibility of parole.
00:38:53.440 After pleading guilty to one count of intentionally providing false information to the Social Security
00:38:58.100 Administration.
00:38:59.420 Under a plea, she has to pay almost $18,000 in restitution to Southwest Baptist.
00:39:04.040 And to her daughter.
00:39:06.140 Here's the kicker.
00:39:06.860 The real daughter, the real Lauren Hayes, has not spoken out about her mom's scam or how
00:39:11.400 their relationship has deteriorated.
00:39:12.800 So we haven't heard anything.
00:39:15.360 But I got some pictures for you.
00:39:16.820 Bro.
00:39:17.820 What the fuck?
00:39:18.720 I know.
00:39:19.560 Bro, when I first read this, I could have swore that this happened down in fucking Florida.
00:39:23.300 I didn't know it was going to be in my own backyard.
00:39:24.840 Mountain View?
00:39:25.680 Yeah.
00:39:26.500 It's weird.
00:39:27.580 All right.
00:39:28.620 There she is.
00:39:29.900 Come on, dude.
00:39:30.820 Come on, dude.
00:39:34.480 Hey, man.
00:39:34.860 This is her.
00:39:36.140 This is her.
00:39:36.880 You got to.
00:39:37.700 Dude, she must have only showed up when motherfuckers were drunk. 1.00
00:39:40.260 It had to be.
00:39:40.860 Yeah.
00:39:41.040 She was only at the party.
00:39:41.880 Come on, dude.
00:39:43.320 This picture on the right looks like the chick off a Monsters Ball.
00:39:47.100 A little bit.
00:39:47.780 Just a little bit.
00:39:48.420 Yeah.
00:39:48.760 Yeah.
00:39:49.000 I mean, I'm not down with making some fun of someone.
00:39:51.140 Bro, for a 48-year-old woman, she definitely looks fine. 0.70
00:39:54.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:54.620 Like, she looks like a 48-year-old woman. 0.80
00:39:56.380 I'm not dogging how she looks.
00:39:57.340 Not a day over 49.
00:39:58.360 You ain't fucking 22.
00:39:59.560 No.
00:40:00.660 Not at all.
00:40:00.980 Like, I think I'll fuck.
00:40:01.800 No.
00:40:02.100 But there's a Snapchat filter, though, so, like, it does.
00:40:04.880 Dude, look.
00:40:05.660 Go back.
00:40:06.640 Think how fucking drunk you would have to be.
00:40:09.940 No.
00:40:10.840 Like, bro.
00:40:12.260 To believe that that woman is 22.
00:40:14.260 Yeah.
00:40:15.960 She fooled a whole fucking town. 0.99
00:40:18.260 Yeah.
00:40:19.080 No offense to you motherfuckers in Mountain View, but you fucking guys ain't that smart.
00:40:23.260 No, not at all, man.
00:40:24.100 Holy shit.
00:40:25.820 Don't at me with that shit.
00:40:27.080 Look at the pictures.
00:40:28.180 Yeah.
00:40:29.060 Yeah.
00:40:29.360 It's fucking, I mean, that's-
00:40:30.620 Man, dude, you know, that's just people wanting to believe in good people.
00:40:33.100 Maybe that's what it is.
00:40:34.180 Yeah.
00:40:34.280 I don't know.
00:40:34.700 I mean, the Snapchat filter's okay.
00:40:35.520 I know that area of Missouri, because I spent a lot of time down there.
00:40:38.900 They're fucking good people.
00:40:39.980 Yeah.
00:40:40.700 You know what I'm saying?
00:40:41.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:42.480 Man, this is some bad shit.
00:40:44.100 I mean, you guys didn't see the crepe skin and the fucking titties? 1.00
00:40:46.120 Like, I mean, like, jeez.
00:40:47.040 I mean, bro, I'm just saying, like, yeah, like, what are you, like, these boyfriends,
00:40:50.340 young boy-
00:40:51.080 Well, but then again, young dudes.
00:40:53.120 Young college guys ain't never seen titties.
00:40:55.100 You know what I'm saying?
00:40:55.560 Like, who knows?
00:40:56.680 It's possible.
00:40:57.240 It's possible.
00:40:58.340 Man, I think usually you see some titties before you go to college. 0.63
00:41:01.100 Never in person.
00:41:02.920 Maybe for you.
00:41:03.660 Because Kelsey's mom's always 2.3 miles away. 0.96
00:41:05.880 So it's like it's always, you know, you don't really get it in person, you know?
00:41:09.840 Bro, is there any more pictures?
00:41:13.460 Yeah, one more for you.
00:41:14.440 Oh, come on, man.
00:41:15.920 Yeah.
00:41:16.360 No way.
00:41:17.360 Bro, that's her. 0.61
00:41:18.060 No way.
00:41:19.020 Yeah, man.
00:41:19.740 The glasses do help.
00:41:20.540 Bro, you young dudes down there mountain home, you need to get out in the real world, bro,
00:41:25.000 and experience some real life girls.
00:41:27.040 The glasses helped a little bit.
00:41:28.200 Come on.
00:41:31.540 You know what, dude?
00:41:32.480 When you're that age, though, you'll fucking take what you can get.
00:41:35.480 Anything goes, man.
00:41:36.380 Yeah.
00:41:36.660 Anything goes.
00:41:37.280 Bro, I'm not saying, I'm not even saying that she's bad looking or anything. 0.98
00:41:41.140 I'm not saying that.
00:41:41.900 That is not 22.
00:41:42.900 No.
00:41:43.480 Like, you would have to, you would have to be pretty, I'd have to be pretty.
00:41:46.700 That's 22 after a bottle of Burnett's.
00:41:48.360 Oh, dude.
00:41:49.420 I had to be at least a bottle of Makers Deep to even fucking listen to that bullshit.
00:41:53.320 Yeah.
00:41:54.140 And I would probably know it was bullshit and just go along with it because I was so fucked
00:41:58.200 up.
00:41:58.520 I'd be like, yeah, okay, bro.
00:41:59.860 All right.
00:42:00.340 Cool.
00:42:00.700 22.
00:42:02.640 You know, like, I don't know how fucked up you'd have to be to believe that.
00:42:05.940 Yeah.
00:42:06.580 Yeah.
00:42:06.860 Well, people believed it, man.
00:42:08.380 Shit's wild.
00:42:09.740 Thumbs up.
00:42:10.160 That's unbelievable.
00:42:11.140 What are we doing?
00:42:11.380 I don't know.
00:42:11.960 I don't know what to think about that.
00:42:14.880 Like, that, I'd say two thumbs down.
00:42:16.920 I'd say A for effort.
00:42:17.840 Yeah.
00:42:18.200 I mean, like, at least you're committed.
00:42:20.520 I get it.
00:42:21.220 But fuck, that's some fucked up shit.
00:42:22.820 Some deep shit, man.
00:42:23.860 Like, steal your daughter's. 0.90
00:42:24.920 Like, dude, it's also sad.
00:42:27.400 It's like, you didn't live the, you didn't live a, I mean, there's one thing to live vicariously.
00:42:34.480 No, but is this just like a sexual fantasy?
00:42:36.520 Like, she did this all to just meet dudes?
00:42:38.540 I don't know.
00:42:39.400 Or is it like, she just wanted to be young again?
00:42:41.660 Because that's kind of sad.
00:42:42.520 That's the thing.
00:42:42.920 Because it couldn't have been just about dudes.
00:42:44.520 Because that's the thing.
00:42:45.200 You could go to college as a 48-year-old woman.
00:42:47.520 And I'm sure you'd do better than a 22-year-old woman. 0.99
00:42:49.480 Probably would have been doing a lot better.
00:42:50.680 Yeah.
00:42:50.740 You know, so I don't know if, I don't think it was, I think it was definitely more.
00:42:53.400 Bro, a lot of these women who are in their 40s and shit, they think that, like, they're 1.00
00:42:56.420 done.
00:42:56.860 Like, dude, there's a whole culture of young dudes that like that shit.
00:42:59.860 You know what I'm saying?
00:43:00.760 Like.
00:43:00.920 Yeah, that's Kevin.
00:43:01.700 He's 3.2 miles down the street.
00:43:03.440 That's what I'm saying.
00:43:04.320 Like, you ain't got to lie.
00:43:06.680 No.
00:43:07.100 You know?
00:43:07.580 Like, fuck, that's some serious shit, man.
00:43:09.720 Yeah.
00:43:10.440 Like, imagine that.
00:43:11.340 Like, hey, dude, there's a movie about that.
00:43:13.160 There's fucking Jump Street, or 21 Jump Street, where they fucking give those, like, that'd 0.95
00:43:17.600 be like, bro, what if I've said to you, hey, bro, I got this idea.
00:43:21.200 We're going to go to college.
00:43:22.400 Yeah.
00:43:23.140 Andy and DJ go to college.
00:43:26.400 Holy shit.
00:43:27.400 22, baby.
00:43:27.780 Wait for it.
00:43:28.400 Bro, there's no chance that, there's no chance I would do that.
00:43:31.600 I wouldn't even make a movie about that.
00:43:32.720 That's how much I hated school.
00:43:34.000 Yeah.
00:43:34.520 I wouldn't even fucking pretend.
00:43:36.300 Because I pretend, somehow the universe would align it for me to have to go back to school.
00:43:41.080 And I ain't doing that shit.
00:43:43.240 That's why you got to tell the truth about your real desires and wants and needs, bro.
00:43:46.600 Yeah.
00:43:46.800 Because if you fucking even fake shit or pretend shit, that shit will show up.
00:43:50.220 Yeah.
00:43:50.620 So I ain't even, I fucking hate school, fuck school, and I ain't ever going back.
00:43:55.260 I certainly ain't going back pretending to be some fucking kid, bro.
00:43:58.820 Life's way better now.
00:44:00.020 Yeah.
00:44:00.520 No, 100%.
00:44:01.240 You know?
00:44:02.000 100%.
00:44:02.300 It only gets better if you're doing it right.
00:44:04.120 Yeah.
00:44:04.440 That's the truth, man.
00:44:05.600 I feel bad for people that feel the need to do those kind of things.
00:44:08.360 Yeah.
00:44:08.620 Or they miss their youth, or they miss me.
00:44:10.760 Like, bro, I don't, I don't at all.
00:44:12.520 And the lengths that they go to.
00:44:14.000 Dude, I'm getting better every motherfucking day.
00:44:16.020 Yeah.
00:44:16.420 I love that.
00:44:17.220 Yeah.
00:44:17.720 You know, that's a good thing, man.
00:44:19.380 That's real, man.
00:44:20.040 I feel sorry for that lady. 1.00
00:44:21.340 Yeah.
00:44:21.660 I would say two thumbs down just because, like, it probably really fucked up her kid, dude,
00:44:26.320 or kids.
00:44:26.820 Like, imagine having a parent that did that.
00:44:28.860 Yeah.
00:44:29.540 You know what I'm saying?
00:44:30.680 That's some, like, that's some bad shit.
00:44:33.060 It is.
00:44:33.760 It is.
00:44:34.100 Hopefully, you didn't fucking flunk all those classes in my name.
00:44:37.760 Yeah.
00:44:37.900 That'd be really bad.
00:44:38.940 Yeah.
00:44:39.220 No shit.
00:44:40.440 All right, man.
00:44:40.880 That's all I got, man.
00:44:41.820 All right.
00:44:42.560 Good show.
00:44:44.020 If you guys like the show, share the show.
00:44:46.080 Yeah.
00:44:47.140 Went from sleeping on the floor.
00:44:48.800 Now my jewelry box froze.
00:44:50.500 Fuck a pole.
00:44:51.300 Fuck a stove. 0.96
00:44:52.160 Counted millions in the cold.
00:44:53.840 Bad bitch. 1.00
00:44:54.660 Booted swole.
00:44:55.500 Got her on bankroll.
00:44:57.140 Can't fold.
00:44:58.020 Doesn't know.
00:44:58.820 Headshot.
00:44:59.640 Case closed.
00:45:00.500 Closed.
00:45:00.780 Dis LG. 0.53
00:45:05.860 Leap.
00:45:07.640 So I've been waiting.
00:45:08.420 All right.
00:45:16.240 So I can'tare.
00:45:26.460 That was the word out.
00:45:28.120 That was the word out.