REAL AF with Andy Frisella - December 30, 2021


205. Andy & DJ CTI: Flu Making A Comeback, Black People Rejecting Transgender Claims & Higher Pay For Non-White Teachers


Episode Stats

Length

40 minutes

Words per Minute

194.99185

Word Count

7,896

Sentence Count

841

Misogynist Sentences

17

Hate Speech Sentences

41


Summary

In this episode of The Realest, DJ Cruise and Andy Fursella talk about their recent trip to the doctor and the crazy things they have access to now that we have the technology we have now. Also, DJ talks about how he almost got into a fight with his own kid.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What is up guys, it's Andy Fursella, and this is the show for the realest.
00:00:21.400 Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome
00:00:29.360 to motherfucking reality.
00:00:30.940 Guys, I was just fucking with these guys here, making them all look at me weird.
00:00:33.520 Bro, I thought you took the vaccine or some shit.
00:00:35.020 I thought what was wrong with it.
00:00:35.720 I did.
00:00:36.020 I break that.
00:00:36.860 Straight to the dome.
00:00:39.920 I still see what you guys would do.
00:00:41.860 Anyway, today we have Andy and DJ.
00:00:46.400 Cruise the internet.
00:00:47.500 That's right.
00:00:48.400 That's what we're going to do.
00:00:49.260 Yeah.
00:00:49.840 Yeah.
00:00:50.980 Fuck.
00:00:51.960 No, I just want to see what you guys would do.
00:00:53.860 Oh, you tried to get us.
00:00:54.740 I did get you.
00:00:55.620 You should see your fucking faces.
00:00:57.360 I'll always look at my dot where something's wrong.
00:00:59.080 All fucking five of you were looking at me like I was waiting for me.
00:01:02.120 What do you think?
00:01:03.380 You thought I fucked up.
00:01:04.860 I saw your face over there.
00:01:07.140 I'll take that 20 later.
00:01:08.340 Yeah.
00:01:09.040 All right.
00:01:10.140 Maybe I did fuck up.
00:01:11.300 Maybe I just kept going.
00:01:12.360 You just don't know.
00:01:13.700 You're that fucking good, man.
00:01:15.000 It'd be hard to tell.
00:01:17.180 You never know.
00:01:19.720 Anyway.
00:01:20.040 Anyway, so we got CTI, man.
00:01:23.060 For those of you unfamiliar with the show, shame on you, first of all.
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00:01:53.120 You know, I could make seven figures a year, eight figures a year just selling fucking
00:01:58.020 ads on this show.
00:01:59.100 I don't do that shit.
00:01:59.980 It's the most annoying thing in the world to me, so I don't do it.
00:02:03.380 So, we just got to operate on the good faith value exchange system that we have here in
00:02:11.060 America.
00:02:11.440 And I'm cool with that.
00:02:12.220 So, if we suck, don't share it.
00:02:14.300 If we're great, share it.
00:02:16.440 And that's what we talk about when we say pay the fee.
00:02:19.160 So, CTI stands for Cruise the Internet if you're new.
00:02:23.900 So, what we're going to do here today is we're going to get a couple headlines, three
00:02:26.380 headlines, and then we're going to have a segment at the end called Two Thumbs Up, or
00:02:31.540 it's called Two Thumbs.
00:02:32.880 And you'll find out what that is about in a minute.
00:02:34.740 So, anyway.
00:02:35.300 Yeah, you will.
00:02:36.060 Yeah.
00:02:36.540 Oh, man.
00:02:37.640 That was creepy.
00:02:39.420 That was creepy.
00:02:40.540 What's going on?
00:02:41.320 Hey, man.
00:02:42.000 Hey, good day.
00:02:44.000 Yeah.
00:02:44.460 Good day.
00:02:45.140 Fucking went to the doctor.
00:02:46.180 The doctor said my shoulder's healing good.
00:02:48.020 Yeah.
00:02:48.640 Dude, I got to see those fucking pictures.
00:02:50.140 Dude, isn't that crazy?
00:02:51.080 The technology that we have in today's world, it's scary, man.
00:02:56.480 It's really scary because then you think about the shit that we have access to, and then
00:03:00.060 you think about the shit we don't have access to.
00:03:02.220 Yeah.
00:03:02.640 Like, dude, I could see inside your fucking shoulder.
00:03:04.540 You know what I'm saying?
00:03:05.340 That's crazy.
00:03:06.660 Dude, I don't know.
00:03:08.180 That shit always, the way they put it back together and how they do it.
00:03:12.500 I just love, it's incredible what some of the surgeons are able to do now to really
00:03:18.860 fix serious injuries.
00:03:20.140 It's just, it's amazing to me.
00:03:22.080 Yeah.
00:03:22.200 Plus the doctor who was awful.
00:03:23.300 Yeah.
00:03:23.880 Yep.
00:03:24.180 Dr. Nathan Maul, he's stud.
00:03:25.740 I went to school with him.
00:03:26.840 You know that?
00:03:27.360 I told you that, right?
00:03:28.140 No, I didn't.
00:03:28.380 Yeah.
00:03:28.580 We went to, we went to, we went to Washington or Trotwine and then Washington Junior High
00:03:34.760 here in St. Louis together.
00:03:36.020 Yeah.
00:03:36.320 Oh, that's cool.
00:03:37.120 I haven't seen him since then.
00:03:38.500 Yeah.
00:03:38.640 So when I went in to get my MRI, I saw his name on the office and I'm like, hmm, I wonder
00:03:46.020 if that's the same Nathan Maul that I knew back then.
00:03:48.840 Yeah.
00:03:49.120 And it happens to be him.
00:03:50.300 So it just sucks that it was under those circumstances.
00:03:52.140 Yeah.
00:03:52.600 Yeah.
00:03:52.980 But you know what, dude?
00:03:54.200 Like, um, I think one of the coolest parts, you know, one of the pluses of this situation,
00:04:00.360 which there really isn't many, uh, is being able to see like somebody I went to grade school
00:04:06.020 with who's built an amazing life for himself.
00:04:08.000 Pretty fucking cool, man.
00:04:09.200 Yeah.
00:04:09.660 And an awesome person in this field.
00:04:11.480 Yep.
00:04:12.400 So anyhow, what we got today, bro?
00:04:14.740 Hey man, we got some good ones.
00:04:15.740 So let's knock these out.
00:04:16.800 So, um, the first headline I got for you, Andy reads, flew making a comeback after an
00:04:23.600 unusual year off.
00:04:25.460 This is not a real headline.
00:04:26.500 It's a real fucking headline.
00:04:27.700 It's a national headline.
00:04:28.380 From where?
00:04:29.220 Uh, this is Fox.
00:04:30.200 We got to start saying where the fuck these are from.
00:04:32.240 Yeah.
00:04:32.580 This is some ridiculous shit.
00:04:33.820 It is.
00:04:34.420 Well, and here's the thing too.
00:04:35.560 Like it's literally every, every fucking news outlet has copied and pasted the same
00:04:39.020 is that shit.
00:04:39.340 This is today.
00:04:40.380 Uh, this is from, uh, Monday.
00:04:42.800 All right.
00:04:43.040 From now on, I want you to tell where it's from and then also the day it was on.
00:04:46.880 Got it.
00:04:47.580 So that these people can actually go see it.
00:04:49.540 We're not just making up shit.
00:04:50.880 Yeah.
00:04:51.480 Cause remember YouTube won't let us post these episodes.
00:04:53.760 That's real.
00:04:54.560 Motherfuckers.
00:04:54.960 You guys, Oh, post on YouTube.
00:04:56.380 Well, I'd love to accept, uh, they break it down every time and throw in the trash every
00:05:01.760 fucking time.
00:05:02.200 So we can all, we can load them on our own website.
00:05:05.340 You guys want to go watch them there.
00:05:06.640 Let me know about that.
00:05:07.720 Maybe we'll do that.
00:05:08.460 But like, can't do that on YouTube.
00:05:10.900 So I need you to tell them where it is.
00:05:13.340 So they got to see.
00:05:13.940 Yeah.
00:05:14.060 So this is, this is a Fox news headline, um, for Monday.
00:05:16.840 Uh, that would have been the 27th of December.
00:05:20.640 So flu making a flu, I guess after like a hundred years or 200 or fucking 500 years
00:05:27.000 of seasonal flu, um, or however long it's been, uh, I guess they needed a year off.
00:05:31.680 Yeah.
00:05:31.840 It just took a, so after all these years of killing fucking people, it just got to take
00:05:35.340 two years.
00:05:35.940 Like, what are we, what are we doing, man?
00:05:37.640 So people, this fucking stupid, like I do not understand.
00:05:43.520 Like it's, it's so hard for me to understand how people can't see what the fuck is happening.
00:05:51.520 It makes no sense.
00:05:54.880 So what do they have to say?
00:05:56.000 So, so the article says the U S flu season has arrived on schedule after taking a year
00:06:00.420 off with flu hospitalizations rising and two deaths, uh, two child deaths reported last
00:06:06.180 year's flu season was the lowest on record, likely because COVID-19 measures, school closures,
00:06:12.140 distancing, mask, and cancer travel presented the spread of influenza or because the coronavirus
00:06:17.520 somehow pushed aside other viruses.
00:06:19.440 Yeah.
00:06:19.900 Yeah.
00:06:20.060 That makes complete fucking sense.
00:06:21.260 No, bro.
00:06:21.740 This is their, this is the narrative that they're going to use to then to try to normalize
00:06:26.380 lockdown society.
00:06:27.620 100%.
00:06:28.140 Like we're going to reduce disease.
00:06:29.680 We're going to reduce this, that, the other, um, all they did last year and everybody fucking
00:06:34.740 knows this is they lumped in all the flu with the fucking COVID or even called all the COVID,
00:06:41.660 you know, which was actually the flu.
00:06:43.000 We don't really know.
00:06:43.900 And we'll never know.
00:06:44.720 Yeah.
00:06:45.040 Um, I got some numbers in here for you too.
00:06:47.100 I pulled up on my own, but, um, uh, the quote reads, this is setting itself up to be
00:06:52.440 more of a normal flu season.
00:06:54.060 It said Lynette Brammer, who tracks flu like illnesses for the U S center centers for disease control
00:06:59.300 of the CDC and prevention, um, the childhood deaths Brammer said were unfortunately what
00:07:03.900 we would expect when flu activity picks up.
00:07:06.200 It's a sad reminder of how severe flu can be during last year's unusually light flu season.
00:07:11.540 One child died in contrast, 199 children died from flu two years ago and the 144 the year
00:07:17.620 before that.
00:07:18.800 Um, so see, bro, this is, this is dangerous manipulation of data.
00:07:23.960 100%.
00:07:24.360 You guys who listening, you cannot fucking sit there and allow this to happen because
00:07:29.260 what they're doing is the same thing they did with January 6th, where they're trying
00:07:33.940 to create a narrative that they can then go back to over and over again.
00:07:37.560 That isn't fucking true.
00:07:39.600 Okay.
00:07:40.440 They right now are trying to convince you that, oh man, well, maybe it was a good idea
00:07:45.920 that we fucking wear a mask all the time.
00:07:48.560 Maybe it's a good idea that we locked down and only do this and that.
00:07:52.100 And remember, this is what I told you and have been telling you the whole time was the
00:07:56.620 plan.
00:07:56.960 They want everything to get locked down, shut down, small business, destroyed, middle
00:08:01.540 class, destroyed, everybody dependent on the government policies so that these people
00:08:06.280 cannot get off of that.
00:08:08.320 Okay.
00:08:08.800 This is all part of that.
00:08:11.300 And dude, the crazy thing is like, I mean, this is the data from, uh, the flu season that
00:08:16.560 they're talking about.
00:08:17.220 That was extremely light.
00:08:18.300 There's less than 2000 deaths.
00:08:21.860 Okay.
00:08:22.780 All right.
00:08:23.360 Yeah.
00:08:24.060 But that's because 600,000 of them were labeled as fucking COVID.
00:08:27.680 It must be the mass.
00:08:29.140 I'm sure it's the mass.
00:08:29.960 Yeah.
00:08:30.100 So here's the question.
00:08:30.940 The mass work.
00:08:31.220 That's why.
00:08:32.420 That's their fuck.
00:08:33.260 When you present this to people, their response is always the same.
00:08:36.020 Oh, it's because of the mass.
00:08:37.160 Yeah.
00:08:37.280 Okay.
00:08:37.480 So why is COVID so bad?
00:08:38.980 Exactly.
00:08:39.960 Like it make it make sense.
00:08:41.340 It doesn't make sense.
00:08:42.280 You don't have to be fucking stupid to believe any of it.
00:08:44.440 And guys, all this data.
00:08:45.240 Like you literally do this whole last two years is a big IQ test.
00:08:48.860 Like for real.
00:08:50.320 That's what it's been.
00:08:51.120 It's been a fucking IQ test.
00:08:53.240 And guys, you guys can find, and this is the thing that I love any man.
00:08:56.520 Like it took me maybe five minutes to get all this data up on here.
00:08:59.980 Screenshots and shit.
00:09:00.720 Right.
00:09:01.420 Um, but guys, this data is readily available on the CDC's website.
00:09:05.100 Right.
00:09:05.400 And so when you start going back and you're looking at February of 2018 and you see the
00:09:08.920 whole fucking country in red and you go to 2019, it gets a little bit lighter.
00:09:12.480 Um, 2020, right before COVID came out, it was fucking terrible.
00:09:17.440 But then the, the, the season that's in question, there's literally none.
00:09:21.220 Make it make sense.
00:09:22.420 No, it doesn't make sense, bro.
00:09:24.120 It doesn't make sense.
00:09:24.720 Make it make sense.
00:09:25.280 The point is, is that everybody's sitting around saying, make it make sense.
00:09:29.300 Instead of saying, Hey, no, fuck you.
00:09:31.120 Yeah.
00:09:31.740 We're not doing your shit.
00:09:33.040 We're not fucking wearing a motherfucking mask.
00:09:35.120 We're not getting your fucking shot.
00:09:36.560 We're not doing fucking shit.
00:09:37.980 Yeah.
00:09:38.380 And look, dude, before, listen, I believe in.
00:09:42.480 Freedom.
00:09:43.040 I believe in personal choice.
00:09:44.780 I believe that if you want to get a vaccine, you should be able to get a vaccine.
00:09:49.300 If you want to wear a mask, you should be able to wear a mask and nobody should harass
00:09:53.100 you either way.
00:09:53.780 Like no one should be saying, Hey, fuck you for wearing a mask or fuck you for getting
00:09:58.260 a vaccine.
00:09:59.320 Cause there's a very good chance with the data that's coming out that it's going to actually
00:10:04.400 be the people who got vaccinated that are spreading this more than the people who are
00:10:08.280 unvaccinated.
00:10:09.100 And that's data that's just come out this week.
00:10:11.200 So I want you to understand a lot of these people calling for all this shit.
00:10:14.820 They're going to end up dealing with the backlash of this naturally.
00:10:18.800 But I want you to understand before I say what I'm about to say is that it should be free.
00:10:24.660 We should be able to choose.
00:10:26.580 Parents should be able to choose for their kids.
00:10:29.380 Employees should be able to choose what's best for them.
00:10:31.340 And if you're one of these business owners, I'm not talking about a person, I'm talking
00:10:36.120 about a business owner or a person of influence or a politician, or you're a big name, fucking
00:10:42.680 millionaire friend of mine or whatever.
00:10:44.620 Just know that I've kept a fucking list.
00:10:47.500 I've kept a list of all of these people in power who have basically perpetuated this entire
00:10:55.580 shit by requiring the vaccine or by forcing mask wearing or by, uh, you know, firing people because
00:11:04.940 they would, I know who all the people I know personally who justify that and who justify the
00:11:11.120 mandatory vaccination.
00:11:12.640 And I will act accordingly from now on in my life.
00:11:16.840 Those people will not be getting my support.
00:11:18.740 They will not be getting my business.
00:11:20.440 I will not collaborate with them.
00:11:22.080 I will not work with those people ever again.
00:11:25.940 And some of those people have been very close to me for a long time, but I stand for freedom
00:11:31.120 and I mean freedom in every fucking sense of my fucking being.
00:11:35.740 And I'm not a hypocrite.
00:11:37.200 So just know you motherfuckers out there that have done business with me that I've been a
00:11:43.160 customer of yours and you, I see you forcing this on people and doing these things no more.
00:11:49.500 And I understand I'm a big economic force.
00:11:52.080 Okay.
00:11:52.800 A lot of dollars are controlled by decisions I make, but until Americans get to a point
00:11:57.940 where they stop supporting the companies and the individuals and the businesses in power.
00:12:05.460 Okay.
00:12:06.180 That force these things on people until you stop supporting them, it will not change.
00:12:11.560 It will not fucking change.
00:12:13.660 So you people with the vaccine, fake cards and all this shit, you're perpetuating this further.
00:12:19.900 Okay.
00:12:20.180 Okay.
00:12:20.740 Okay.
00:12:20.900 If we as Americans don't get straight and stand up on this united, we will live in a different
00:12:28.540 America from here on out.
00:12:30.000 And the time is now the time is not another year from now.
00:12:34.060 It's not tomorrow.
00:12:35.700 It's not fucking next week.
00:12:37.920 So just know I'm keeping a list of the influential people who push the narrative onto their little
00:12:44.800 networks.
00:12:45.660 And those people are done with me period.
00:12:47.760 And you should do the same.
00:12:49.700 My opinion, I can't control what you do or what you decided to do, but until everybody
00:12:53.540 gets together on that same page, my opinion is this shit will continue to get jammed.
00:12:57.780 And you say, well, what's the solution?
00:12:59.180 What's the solution?
00:12:59.980 What's the solution?
00:13:01.120 We have multiple solutions, but one of the solutions is we go in the streets and we fucking
00:13:04.720 destroy shit and burn shit and do all the shit they did.
00:13:07.820 But you know what?
00:13:08.360 I don't think that's the right solution.
00:13:10.160 I think a peaceful solution is probably the right solution.
00:13:12.780 And we can vote with our motherfucking dollars and be very diligent about where we spend our
00:13:18.080 money and how we are willing to be inconvenienced to support what we actually believe in.
00:13:24.020 Because faking it and pushing your fake passport or showing your fake passport so you can go skiing
00:13:29.820 or some other bullshit is just teaching one of them a few things.
00:13:34.440 One, they understand that people will bend and cheat.
00:13:38.360 But what happens when they put that shit on the blockchain, motherfucker?
00:13:41.060 What happens when you can't cheat anymore?
00:13:42.620 What happens when they want to put something in your hand?
00:13:44.900 All right.
00:13:45.180 What happens when they want to do that?
00:13:46.740 And you've sat there the whole time knowing you don't want the shit.
00:13:49.440 You're not willing to stand up for it.
00:13:50.880 You're scared.
00:13:51.880 You're nervous.
00:13:52.920 Oh, but my kid's got to have these experiences and you make up all these justifications.
00:13:57.120 Well, what you're doing by doing that is pushing the narrative further down the road.
00:14:01.680 And now we have this motherfucker Fauci talking about no fucking travel for unvaccinated people.
00:14:08.360 Okay?
00:14:09.600 So you're going to be driving, you with the fake shit, you're not going to be able to fake it.
00:14:13.460 And you're either going to have to come to get it or you're going to have to be driving across the country.
00:14:18.220 And the reason that we've come to this far of a point is because you people, you people,
00:14:23.840 the ones I'm talking about, they use the fake fucking vaccine shit.
00:14:27.120 And you sit here and hear everything I say and you nod your head and you're like, fuck yeah.
00:14:32.080 But you continue to put on the mask and you continue to fucking show the fake vaccine and you continue to play along.
00:14:38.500 You are causing this problem.
00:14:40.620 You are causing it.
00:14:41.860 So just know that.
00:14:43.080 You're sitting there in your car.
00:14:44.360 You listen to my podcast.
00:14:45.540 You listen to support everything I say.
00:14:47.540 If you're fucking going along with it and you're a disbeliever in it, you're a coward.
00:14:53.080 You are a coward.
00:14:56.200 Now, if that's your choice, if you want to be vaccinated and you want to wear a mask, I have no problem with that.
00:15:03.040 I will not bully you.
00:15:04.280 I will not attack you.
00:15:05.480 I will not deny you service.
00:15:06.780 I will not give you a hug or come to your house or exile all this shit because like I said a minute ago, this is going to flip around.
00:15:16.240 It's going to flip around.
00:15:17.940 The science is showing that.
00:15:19.860 And a lot of these people that contributed to pushing all these restrictions on unvaccinated people are going to be the ones that are getting persecuted against very shortly.
00:15:29.440 And so you need to think about that when you think about what you're faking and what you're going along with and where your line is to stand on.
00:15:36.820 Because I'm going to tell you right now, motherfucker, the time is to stand up is right now.
00:15:41.100 They're on their heels.
00:15:42.620 Their narrative is falling apart.
00:15:44.520 Fauci is freaking the fuck out.
00:15:46.380 Biden is starting to say, oh, well, it's not a problem anymore.
00:15:50.580 You know, it's Corona should be solved at the state level.
00:15:54.040 So you guys out there need to get smart and you need to grow a fucking backbone and you need to dig your fucking heels in and say no more.
00:16:04.220 I'm fucking tired of the last two fucking years of this shit.
00:16:08.760 They stole it two years of our motherfucking lives because motherfuckers don't have the courage to stand up for what they know is right.
00:16:15.780 When are we going to find that courage?
00:16:17.820 When are we going to become, oh, that great American fighting fucking country that fucking stands for what's right?
00:16:24.040 All you motherfuckers out there, that's a fairy tale unless we stand up for it now.
00:16:28.400 That's the truth.
00:16:29.500 You can sit there and you can sit there and glorify America and say how fucking great it used to be.
00:16:34.780 That was fucking used to be.
00:16:36.000 No different than when you used to be in shape in high school.
00:16:39.920 What the fuck are we now?
00:16:41.740 We're a bunch of fucking cowards who won't stand up to a bunch of fucking tyrannical fucking assholes and you sit there and go along with it.
00:16:49.460 And it makes me sick.
00:16:50.640 Like, so either be part of the fucking solution or get the fuck out of the way and stop going along with what the fuck they're doing.
00:16:58.340 Because the only way this ends is when we end it.
00:17:00.480 And I've been saying it for two fucking years, dude.
00:17:02.660 And I come in here every motherfucking week and I talk to you guys about what's going on.
00:17:07.000 And every motherfucking week, we get 10 steps further down this narrative.
00:17:11.340 And guess what?
00:17:12.300 Oh, Andy was right again.
00:17:14.600 Okay?
00:17:15.120 I don't take pleasure in that.
00:17:16.600 I would love for everybody to stand the fuck up and end this shit because I'm fucking tired of it and I know you are too.
00:17:22.660 It's fucking annoying, dude.
00:17:24.280 You say you're about it.
00:17:25.740 You're a proud American.
00:17:27.020 You're willing to stand up.
00:17:28.580 You're willing to stand for fucking freedom.
00:17:30.600 You're willing to be a man and be this and that.
00:17:33.700 Fucking prove it.
00:17:34.860 Because I'm getting fucking tired of pointing out that we are being taken over by fucking communist ideals.
00:17:45.500 100%.
00:17:45.980 And if you deny that, you are either uneducated or you are in denial of what's actually happening.
00:17:52.420 So fucking stand up.
00:17:55.180 Like, dude, what are we missing?
00:17:58.560 I don't know, man.
00:18:00.400 I don't know.
00:18:01.140 I don't even have fucking kids, bro.
00:18:05.220 I don't even have my own fucking kids.
00:18:07.300 I feel like I care more about these motherfuckers, kids, than fucking when I don't even have them.
00:18:12.440 Why is that?
00:18:14.220 Why couldn't God just make me not fucking care?
00:18:17.220 It would have been a much easier fucking life.
00:18:21.040 Fucking pussy shit, bro.
00:18:22.680 I'm fucking tired of it.
00:18:24.600 It's real shit, man.
00:18:26.140 All these men out there trying to be afraid to be a fucking man and take a stand and be a leader.
00:18:30.440 You're a fucking bitch.
00:18:32.820 You're the reason we're here.
00:18:35.560 Go get your fucking Gucci dress and run around fucking town in it.
00:18:39.820 I'm fucking over it, dude.
00:18:41.920 If you ain't willing to stand up and reject this shit and you go along with it in any fucking way possible, in any fucking way, you're part of the problem.
00:18:53.240 Anyway, what's the next one?
00:18:55.540 Headline number two.
00:18:56.920 This is from...
00:18:58.480 I saw this.
00:18:59.080 This is awesome.
00:18:59.460 This is fucking awesome.
00:19:00.620 So this headline is from December 28th.
00:19:03.840 It's Tuesday.
00:19:04.920 And this is from the Daily Wire.
00:19:08.200 Polls show black Americans reject transgendered claim by 10 to 1.
00:19:13.840 You know why?
00:19:14.540 Shocking.
00:19:15.260 Yeah, because that's the truth.
00:19:18.820 That fucking boy has a penis.
00:19:21.800 Girl has a vagina.
00:19:23.380 It doesn't get any more fucking complicated, bro.
00:19:26.040 No.
00:19:27.260 No.
00:19:27.640 And it's just funny because I got them.
00:19:29.380 I'm going to read it.
00:19:30.000 I just love that it's black Americans.
00:19:32.260 And what I fucking imagine here is the comments underneath it.
00:19:35.640 Oh, fuck.
00:19:36.080 Like, you know, they're fucking great.
00:19:38.360 They're fucking fire.
00:19:39.800 Because black people always get the best comments, bro.
00:19:41.840 I don't care.
00:19:42.500 Like, you can say...
00:19:43.000 Damn, I'm worried with that shit.
00:19:44.100 No, dude.
00:19:44.380 Like, it's just...
00:19:45.340 They know how to drag people in a way that is just a better...
00:19:48.540 It's just respect.
00:19:49.800 Dude, it's just...
00:19:50.480 It's just the funny...
00:19:51.760 What I find hilarious about this article, man, it's like, you know, guys, turn on your TVs,
00:19:56.900 right?
00:19:57.140 And you watch these commercials.
00:19:58.480 And every fucking commercial has a black trans person in it.
00:20:00.720 And every commercial has all these different shit.
00:20:03.460 But the thing is, the black community ain't with it.
00:20:08.420 By and large, 10 to 1 ain't with it.
00:20:11.620 That's why black people have to wake up and realize what the fucking Democratic Party is
00:20:16.360 actually about.
00:20:17.020 You have to quit voting Democrat because you were told that that's what the fuck you're
00:20:21.300 supposed to do.
00:20:22.320 Right.
00:20:22.580 You have to look into the issues for yourself and see if you actually agree with them.
00:20:25.920 You have to ignore the propaganda that comes out of mainstream media and Hollywood and
00:20:30.060 your social media blue checkers.
00:20:32.280 Right.
00:20:32.840 And ignore that shit and look into it for yourself.
00:20:34.800 What do each people stand for?
00:20:36.540 What's their records?
00:20:37.920 What have they done?
00:20:39.020 Yep.
00:20:39.220 Who...
00:20:39.700 What...
00:20:40.160 What do they actually do?
00:20:42.140 What...
00:20:42.420 You know, like...
00:20:43.660 People are so quick to jump into these groups because...
00:20:47.000 Because they've been told, this is where you belong and this is where you belong and
00:20:51.020 this is where you belong.
00:20:52.160 Well, dude, I don't know about you.
00:20:53.220 You ain't black if you don't vote this.
00:20:54.300 Hey, motherfucker, I don't know about you, but I don't like people telling me where the
00:20:57.220 fuck I belong.
00:20:58.900 And I don't give a fuck what color someone is.
00:21:02.240 Nobody likes being told where the fuck they belong.
00:21:04.560 And that's what they're doing.
00:21:05.600 That's what they're doing.
00:21:06.940 That's what they do every day with black Americans.
00:21:08.860 Every day.
00:21:09.400 They tell black Americans every motherfucking day, hey, shut up.
00:21:12.500 You're supposed to be a Democrat.
00:21:13.900 That's what Biden was saying when he said...
00:21:15.580 That's exactly what he was saying.
00:21:16.080 When he said his thing about, well, one of his fucking 100 racist things he said, but
00:21:20.800 when he tried to be cool and say, you ain't black and shit...
00:21:23.280 If you have a problem voting for me or whether you're for me or Trump, you ain't black.
00:21:27.000 Well, you know what he really said?
00:21:28.600 What he was really saying there?
00:21:29.900 He said, hey, shut up.
00:21:30.800 You're a Democrat.
00:21:31.840 Yeah.
00:21:33.260 Yeah.
00:21:33.720 Dude, that, to me, that's enough.
00:21:36.960 Oh, it's plenty.
00:21:37.420 Say, fuck you and fuck the rest of you.
00:21:39.560 Plenty.
00:21:39.880 But, you know...
00:21:41.880 But, dude, black America's been told that the other side...
00:21:44.540 And, like, dude, I'm not a Republican either.
00:21:46.080 But, like, right now, Republican's the way to go, motherfucker.
00:21:49.480 Yeah.
00:21:49.800 Because it's the only other option we got.
00:21:51.280 We need a lot more reform than that.
00:21:53.080 I'm not arguing that.
00:21:54.160 I'm not saying the Republican Party is fucking great.
00:21:56.280 I'm not a Republican.
00:21:57.820 But these Democrats are fucking insane and they gotta go.
00:22:00.980 Yeah.
00:22:02.220 Yeah.
00:22:03.380 Well, I mean...
00:22:04.020 For the most part.
00:22:05.060 Yeah.
00:22:05.300 I mean...
00:22:05.980 Like, the guys who represent, you know, like, Manchin, who are, like,
00:22:10.280 reasonable moderates...
00:22:11.580 Sure.
00:22:11.960 Those people are great for America.
00:22:13.380 Cool.
00:22:13.900 Because they gotta be the voice of reason.
00:22:15.040 We need the diversity of...
00:22:15.540 We need that on both sides.
00:22:16.800 Yes.
00:22:16.840 100%.
00:22:17.320 But, like, dude, this crazy AOC fucking...
00:22:21.260 Everything's about identity politics.
00:22:24.320 Everything's about helping every country out there besides us.
00:22:27.800 Illegal immigrants get to vote.
00:22:29.420 Everybody gets to vote.
00:22:31.240 It's racist to ask ID to vote.
00:22:33.200 Blah, blah, blah.
00:22:33.800 This bullshit has to end.
00:22:35.440 It has to fucking end.
00:22:37.340 You know, identifying people by their skin color in every fucking single way possible.
00:22:42.240 You know, black entrepreneur.
00:22:44.540 Now, how about just entrepreneur?
00:22:47.120 How about that?
00:22:48.340 I'm fine with that.
00:22:50.140 I mean, like, dude...
00:22:51.100 We gotta stop putting this...
00:22:52.120 Well, I mean, like, dude, isn't the system created?
00:22:53.980 Like, people say, oh, the system is...
00:22:55.540 The system is systematically racist.
00:22:58.700 Yeah.
00:22:58.880 But isn't the fact that we identify the black entrepreneur when we don't identify the white entrepreneur,
00:23:05.080 isn't that the system?
00:23:06.580 Yeah.
00:23:07.520 You see what I'm saying?
00:23:08.360 No, no.
00:23:08.700 And that is the racism.
00:23:10.060 So who's making the system racist?
00:23:11.820 Right.
00:23:11.920 Who's writing those headlines?
00:23:13.140 Right.
00:23:14.060 It's the motherfuckers that you fucking vote for.
00:23:16.280 Right.
00:23:17.480 Because if it was equal, it wouldn't say black entrepreneur.
00:23:20.300 It would say fucking entrepreneur.
00:23:21.180 Exactly.
00:23:21.580 And when it was man, it would say man.
00:23:23.460 It wouldn't say black man.
00:23:24.600 Right.
00:23:24.880 It would say fucking white man.
00:23:26.060 It would say fucking man.
00:23:26.900 When it was a woman, it would say woman.
00:23:28.020 Right.
00:23:28.820 But who puts those titles and those little divisions and those little things?
00:23:32.420 They're everywhere.
00:23:33.300 Who does that?
00:23:33.880 They're everywhere, man.
00:23:34.700 No, no.
00:23:35.020 Who does it?
00:23:35.580 Is it the fucking right or is it the fucking left?
00:23:38.320 It's the fucking left every time.
00:23:39.700 Okay.
00:23:40.140 Every time, man.
00:23:40.820 So what creates the racism?
00:23:43.340 Wait, hold on.
00:23:44.280 I just want to make this real clear.
00:23:46.300 Does it?
00:23:48.800 If the system is racist and the system only identifies black people by name,
00:23:53.080 and then the people who write that system are the people you vote for,
00:23:57.960 then whose fucking fault is it that it's fucking racist?
00:24:00.100 In my opinion, it's your fault for voting for them.
00:24:01.720 Well, that's what I'm saying.
00:24:02.460 Yeah.
00:24:02.620 So you're voting for your own fucking shit that you say you hate.
00:24:05.200 Yeah.
00:24:05.600 Because the truth of it is, it should be man.
00:24:07.960 It should be entrepreneur.
00:24:09.300 It should be athlete.
00:24:10.780 And it should be, at the end of the day, American.
00:24:12.960 Right.
00:24:13.300 That's what it should fucking be.
00:24:14.300 Because that's how every other fucking country looks at it.
00:24:16.680 That's correct.
00:24:17.180 And we have to, as individuals, stand up to that and not buy into it.
00:24:25.880 Like, when people say that, we can't.
00:24:27.800 Bro, it makes me sick.
00:24:28.640 No.
00:24:29.320 We've got to correct them.
00:24:30.460 I hate it when that shit.
00:24:31.800 Like, I hate it.
00:24:33.420 I hate it.
00:24:34.160 You know?
00:24:34.400 And it's just like, you know.
00:24:35.560 You understand what I'm saying, right?
00:24:37.000 I get it.
00:24:37.700 I get it 100%.
00:24:38.120 It's the way the words are used.
00:24:39.240 And that's what I'm about to say.
00:24:40.500 It shows the power of how much power the mainstream media has to influence this shit.
00:24:46.000 Yeah.
00:24:46.160 But what they don't understand, bro, like, what people fucking fail to pick up on is if
00:24:51.140 they took that same fucking headline and said, white entrepreneur, and then white people were
00:24:56.040 like, yeah, you're fucking right that it's white, blah, blah, blah.
00:24:58.960 It'd be a problem.
00:24:59.700 It'd be a huge problem.
00:25:00.920 It'd be a problem.
00:25:01.560 Yeah.
00:25:02.400 Huge problem.
00:25:03.120 There's a huge double standard there in society.
00:25:05.580 White people can't fucking be proud to be white or it's fucking racist.
00:25:08.820 How the fuck is that?
00:25:11.680 W-E-T?
00:25:12.420 Oh, I'm just saying.
00:25:13.100 Like, how is that?
00:25:14.980 Like, I'm not saying I'm proud to be white.
00:25:16.920 That's not me.
00:25:17.580 I'm saying if we're, it's okay to be Asian.
00:25:20.600 It's okay to be this.
00:25:21.300 It's okay to be that.
00:25:21.940 But it ain't okay to be this.
00:25:23.480 Now, who's the actual victim of fucking cultural racism?
00:25:26.360 Right.
00:25:27.200 Be fucking real, dude.
00:25:29.560 Yeah.
00:25:30.300 Like, that's the truth.
00:25:32.660 Nobody wants to address it.
00:25:33.760 Nobody does.
00:25:35.020 No, because it makes them a little uncomfortable.
00:25:36.580 But you know what?
00:25:37.200 It is what it is.
00:25:38.820 And I think it just takes more people.
00:25:40.900 You know, I'm glad that this poll came out because, like, fuck, it's showing the truth.
00:25:46.320 I know.
00:25:46.800 And the more people that can see this, the less we start to accept those commercials that
00:25:50.200 show every fucking, you know.
00:25:51.580 And black people, by far and large, are conservative.
00:25:53.920 Extremely conservative.
00:25:54.520 They just don't understand, generally, what it means between conservative and liberal definitions.
00:25:59.120 Like, most Americans.
00:26:00.060 Because we've been told.
00:26:01.480 That's not a black issue.
00:26:02.440 That's an American issue.
00:26:03.360 Like, if you walk down the street and you ask a hundred people, regardless of their fucking skin pigment level, which is what the fuck it is, regardless of where their ancestors came from 200 years ago.
00:26:15.440 Right.
00:26:15.720 Which is what the fuck we're talking about.
00:26:17.860 Right.
00:26:18.620 If you go down the street and ask 200 people, I would bet 180 of them couldn't clearly identify liberal and conservative values.
00:26:28.040 Like, at the platform level.
00:26:29.500 No.
00:26:29.740 They couldn't.
00:26:31.000 They couldn't.
00:26:31.300 Well, they'll tell you, all they'll say is a fucking Republican is racist or a conservative is racist.
00:26:35.860 That's it.
00:26:36.240 That's it.
00:26:36.520 Because that's how they've painted that side for the last 80 fucking years.
00:26:39.920 That's right.
00:26:40.920 You know?
00:26:42.040 I don't know.
00:26:42.380 Like I said, I'm glad that this poll came out, man.
00:26:44.400 I'll tell you what.
00:26:45.560 I'm for real equality.
00:26:46.880 Yeah.
00:26:47.840 Everybody's equal.
00:26:48.460 In this room, we got people from all different fucking places in the world.
00:26:51.720 When our individual traits make us who we are, right?
00:26:54.800 And we all have different values.
00:26:56.200 But those values aren't because you're this skin color or you came from this neighborhood.
00:26:59.860 It's your experiences, your individual will that got you to where you are.
00:27:03.420 That's all that matters.
00:27:04.020 Let's be real, dude.
00:27:05.440 The greatest stories in American fucking history came from people who had a terrible upbringing.
00:27:13.040 Yeah.
00:27:13.620 It's a great story.
00:27:15.700 Okay?
00:27:16.260 And when you want equal outcome for everybody, regardless of what they do or regardless of who they are,
00:27:24.140 regardless of where they come from, and you want equal outcome, you're denying our culture
00:27:29.820 the story of people who actually win.
00:27:33.100 And it removes all hope.
00:27:35.300 It removes all identity.
00:27:36.940 So, listen, this 17th place trophy shit that I've been talking about for fucking 12 years now,
00:27:42.980 that is a communist fucking insurgency tactic.
00:27:46.380 They are trying to remove the competitive nature of our entire fucking country.
00:27:51.700 Yeah.
00:27:53.420 Why?
00:27:54.080 Why would another country who was our enemy want us to be weak and not competitive?
00:28:01.020 Can you fucking connect the dots, please?
00:28:05.360 I mean, what am I missing here, dude?
00:28:07.540 I mean, there's one simple solution.
00:28:09.140 There's only one answer for that, man.
00:28:10.840 Yeah.
00:28:12.860 Dude, I feel like the more and more this goes on, the more and more I'm just like, you know
00:28:16.820 what?
00:28:17.040 Fuck this shit.
00:28:17.640 I'm just going to stop the podcast.
00:28:18.880 I'm going to stop everything I do.
00:28:19.760 I'm going to go fucking live in my fucking house, live my fucking life, and enjoy my fucking
00:28:23.500 life.
00:28:24.060 Yeah.
00:28:24.380 Because it seems like I care a whole lot more about what the fuck is going on than I
00:28:27.940 should comparatively.
00:28:29.660 Because all my shit's taken care of.
00:28:31.260 I'm good.
00:28:32.100 I fucking have tons and tons of fucking companies that I own.
00:28:34.820 Like, my fucking life is good, and I'm out here fucking getting pissed off and screaming
00:28:40.840 for what?
00:28:42.800 You think I want to be fucking president for real?
00:28:44.900 No fucking chance.
00:28:48.720 A bunch of fucking ungrateful fucking people in this country, dude, is what it is.
00:28:52.820 No, that's what has to be fucking addressed.
00:28:55.740 Anyway.
00:28:56.600 All right.
00:28:56.780 Our third and final headline for you, Andy.
00:28:58.600 The headline reads,
00:28:59.660 So this article is from December 26th from the Western Journal.
00:29:10.260 Let's dive into this, man.
00:29:11.880 The Mankato School Board in Minnesota voted unanimously to pay non-white teachers, quote,
00:29:17.780 additional stipends, end quote, based only on the color of their skin, according to BISPAC
00:29:23.920 Review.
00:29:24.440 If you happen to be born black or Native American and teach for the school district,
00:29:29.660 you ostensibly deserve to be paid more than your peers.
00:29:33.660 This is from the actual policy, quote,
00:29:37.120 This is allowed and encouraged under revision to the Minnesota state statute, months and
00:29:42.240 continued Mankato area school public schools policy number four six six provides pay for
00:29:47.760 black and Native American school staff above which is paid to white employees.
00:29:51.520 This is literally out of their fucking rule book, right?
00:29:54.900 The board member Aaron Roberts defended the policy by saying that the policy isn't a form
00:29:59.300 of segregation and vice chair Kenneth Reed joined Roberts in defending the vote by claiming
00:30:03.740 that it, quote, creates global citizens at the end of the day.
00:30:08.400 And these are the motherfuckers that did it.
00:30:10.540 You guys can go look them up.
00:30:12.740 I actually emailed them.
00:30:14.360 This is three of these three.
00:30:16.200 Yeah.
00:30:16.460 So I emailed each and every single one of these and no response.
00:30:21.380 So we got no comment.
00:30:22.540 We got two black people here and one white person on the board.
00:30:26.140 Is that true?
00:30:26.720 Correct.
00:30:27.080 Yeah.
00:30:29.300 And so they put this policy in and it like, you know, dude, it doesn't matter what, you
00:30:33.600 know, like, oh, all your students tested it in the fucking, you know, 10th percentile
00:30:38.720 or whatever.
00:30:39.160 Yeah, that's fine.
00:30:39.800 But you're white.
00:30:40.380 So you don't get no incentives on it.
00:30:41.980 They removed like what?
00:30:43.520 What like what is happening, man?
00:30:45.440 Like, could you imagine here in St.
00:30:46.960 Louis if fucking, you know, St.
00:30:48.740 Louis public schools came out and said, hey, we're going to pay all of our white teachers
00:30:51.340 or give them an additional stipend no matter what they actually done or how well
00:30:55.720 the students are performing or how long they've been here at the school, like none of that
00:30:59.440 shit matters.
00:30:59.900 But just because they're white, just because of the color of the skin, they get extra.
00:31:04.780 What the fuck are we doing?
00:31:06.080 That's what I that's what I emailed him.
00:31:07.420 What exactly are we doing?
00:31:09.900 What are we doing?
00:31:10.780 And no comment, man.
00:31:11.900 Well, of course, there's no comment because it's fucking blatantly racist, period.
00:31:16.140 It's blatant fucking racism.
00:31:17.580 Oh, you can't have, you know, and like people think it's OK because they justify it.
00:31:22.540 They say shit like, oh, white colonizers have built the country off the back of fucking
00:31:27.880 motherfucker.
00:31:28.900 You guys call me white.
00:31:30.540 My family didn't come here until fucking past 1900s when slavery was already fucking done.
00:31:35.020 Right.
00:31:35.580 You know what I'm saying?
00:31:36.200 Like, dude, this shit is fucking insane.
00:31:38.580 And it's fucking that is cancerous.
00:31:42.320 Negative.
00:31:44.280 Poisonous shit.
00:31:44.960 And people, anybody who's with it, you're on the wrong side of history, dude.
00:31:49.740 Yeah.
00:31:50.020 Well, I mean, and the thing is, like, I mean, like you, if you are with that and you for
00:31:54.140 the last 20 years or however long you've been alive have been complaining about you
00:31:59.100 think that it wasn't fair for you or whatever, and you think that's OK, you're a hypocrite.
00:32:03.580 A hundred percent.
00:32:04.700 You're a piece of shit.
00:32:05.540 Yeah.
00:32:06.220 Yeah.
00:32:06.440 Like, in my opinion, I agree.
00:32:07.840 I got like there's no.
00:32:08.980 At the end of the day, dude, these people are appealing to to to to people who have
00:32:14.880 been told that they are victims over and over and over and over and over again.
00:32:19.620 And a lot of people see this as a fucking win.
00:32:21.780 Yeah.
00:32:22.980 This is not going to end up end up.
00:32:24.420 Well, no, not at all, man.
00:32:25.580 And it's like, you know, when you look at the student body population for the school
00:32:29.340 district, 23 percent of the school district students are black.
00:32:33.360 Right.
00:32:33.660 And you look at the teachers, I think it was like four percent of their teachers,
00:32:38.300 not total staff, just teachers are black.
00:32:40.280 And so it's like I could see potentially maybe like if there was some incentives to
00:32:45.020 increase diversity because everybody's doing that dumb shit.
00:32:47.200 Right.
00:32:47.360 But like at the end of the day, trying to pay somebody more simply based off the color
00:32:51.740 of their skin is fucked up.
00:32:53.560 Well, let's let's roll back the slide where you showed their three faces.
00:32:58.720 Because if you stopped identifying people on the color of their skin, this would be impossible
00:33:03.940 to do.
00:33:05.060 So how would you fucking do this for people if we all saw each other as the same and saw
00:33:10.980 each other as Americans?
00:33:12.040 Right.
00:33:12.680 See what I'm saying?
00:33:13.220 If that's the that's the goal.
00:33:14.700 Fucking victim mentality or we're going to pay back for what happened fucking 400 years
00:33:19.220 ago, motherfucker.
00:33:19.720 We could trace back every single fucking race in the whole entire world into shitty fucking
00:33:27.880 situations at one point in time.
00:33:29.960 A hundred percent.
00:33:30.720 And like, dude, it's just insane, dude.
00:33:32.920 And I know there's people that cheer this.
00:33:35.420 So I don't know what to say about this other than motherfuckers better get involved with
00:33:38.980 your fucking school boards.
00:33:39.800 Like I've been telling you, like, dude, honestly, like I'm being real.
00:33:42.220 Like, I'm really sick of talking about it.
00:33:44.100 Yeah, I'm fucking sick of talking about like I'm half minded to just say, fuck this show
00:33:49.300 and go back and start talking about making money again, because like the people who are
00:33:54.340 going to make money are going to still make money and do well.
00:33:56.860 And nobody seems to care about this shit.
00:33:59.220 They seem like it like you don't understand or you think I'm fucking blowing smoke.
00:34:03.200 Well, you'll see because you and your fucking family won't be able to get ahead in life
00:34:07.660 until you start standing up and rejecting this shit.
00:34:11.840 This is fucking racist shit.
00:34:14.620 Racism is wrong, regardless of where the fuck it comes from and who the fuck is directly
00:34:19.100 racist shit.
00:34:19.500 Yep.
00:34:19.700 One hundred percent.
00:34:20.980 And until we come to an agreement in society amongst everybody that that's the way it is,
00:34:26.740 we will never make progress in this country ever, ever, ever, ever.
00:34:31.620 They use that and they know that, bro.
00:34:34.080 They use what I just said and they they use that to maintain their fucking same old position.
00:34:42.260 We'll fix it.
00:34:43.200 We'll fix it.
00:34:43.760 We'll fix it.
00:34:45.540 Yeah.
00:34:46.000 Bro, I'm going to be honest with you.
00:34:47.240 I'm real tired of the fucking the race division, but, you know, these people got to have this
00:34:53.320 or we got to do this or that.
00:34:54.520 No, we're fucking Americans here.
00:34:56.360 This is a quality.
00:34:57.740 You get as equal of a chance as anybody else.
00:35:00.000 Period.
00:35:02.080 Fucking win.
00:35:03.180 No, it's individual.
00:35:04.780 That's what this country is fucking founded upon, bro.
00:35:08.860 Yeah.
00:35:09.260 And all these people listening, I don't really care how they decide to go.
00:35:14.300 Go live.
00:35:14.900 Go live in their little fucking system.
00:35:16.540 I'm going to tell you right now, in my fucking world, it's always going to be like that.
00:35:20.840 Yeah.
00:35:22.340 One hundred percent.
00:35:24.160 All right, guys.
00:35:24.800 In our final segment of the show for you, we have thumbs up where show headline and it's
00:35:29.820 either going to get two thumbs up or it's going to get two thumbs in the butt.
00:35:33.280 With that being said, Cheeto Crisp in the shape of Loch Ness Monster goes on eBay for
00:35:40.460 six hundred and thirty thousand fucking pounds.
00:35:43.280 Now, Andy, I've had the pleasure of being around a lot of wealthy people.
00:35:47.320 OK.
00:35:49.680 And I understand when you get money, you spend some shit, you buy some shit.
00:35:52.440 Right.
00:35:52.620 But who the fuck is buying a fucking Cheeto chip for for over half a million dollars?
00:35:59.760 I don't know.
00:36:00.060 I'm having trouble like conceptualizing out the rest of the story.
00:36:04.060 So let's see it.
00:36:05.200 So a Cheeto Crisp in the shape.
00:36:07.380 Everybody knows fucking Cheetos, right?
00:36:08.600 Like the cheesy Cheeto chips in the shape of the Loch Ness Monster has gone on sale on eBay
00:36:14.340 for a staggering six hundred and thirty thousand pounds.
00:36:17.400 The seller stipulated that there would be no returns and urge bidders to buy with confidence
00:36:22.500 as they put their offer on the incredibly expensive chip.
00:36:27.020 In the eBay advert, the seller said, this Cheeto reminds me of Nessie the Loch Ness Monster.
00:36:32.020 I wouldn't recommend eating this item.
00:36:33.920 It will be packaged and shipped with care.
00:36:35.640 Please feel free to message me.
00:36:36.940 Serious inquiries only.
00:36:38.340 Must purchase at one hundred thousand dollars or higher to own one of the world's most expensive
00:36:42.180 Cheetos.
00:36:43.120 Maybe you can set a world record.
00:36:44.640 Final sell.
00:36:45.480 Absolutely no returns.
00:36:46.800 And please purchase with confidence.
00:36:49.860 So the picture.
00:36:51.140 The crazy thing is, bro, come on, like, bro, I pull that shit out the bag every day.
00:36:57.340 I can put that shit on eBay and make some money, bro.
00:36:59.460 So someone pay someone really pay this, bro.
00:37:01.760 Apparently it's a real fucking thing.
00:37:03.320 Like people actually fucking be buying this shit.
00:37:05.820 To me, that looks like another chip in the bag.
00:37:07.460 We bought it.
00:37:07.900 That's the question.
00:37:08.620 I didn't say I don't know.
00:37:10.960 But that's what I'm saying.
00:37:11.820 Like, bro, you can't like ain't nobody can just buy that shit.
00:37:14.780 So what the fuck are y'all rich people doing with your money, bro?
00:37:17.180 Like, I don't know, man.
00:37:17.920 Like, I guess I ain't, I've not graduated that level yet.
00:37:21.620 Like that, you talk about some fuck you money.
00:37:23.380 Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying like.
00:37:25.260 Oh, you bought the new Ferrari?
00:37:26.340 I bought a Cheeto crisp in the shape of Loch Ness Monster.
00:37:28.720 Like, what are we doing?
00:37:30.020 I don't know, bro.
00:37:30.900 Like, you know, it must be these new crypto guys.
00:37:34.240 Like, they don't know how to spend their money right.
00:37:35.820 Like, what the fuck?
00:37:36.740 Like, y'all motherfuckers, I'll show you how to spend money.
00:37:38.840 Yeah.
00:37:39.140 Like, you don't know what the fuck you're doing.
00:37:42.080 Two thumbs in the butt for me, man.
00:37:42.640 I mean, what the fuck?
00:37:43.360 Come on, man.
00:37:43.900 Yeah, yeah.
00:37:44.620 Is that real?
00:37:45.300 That's real, bro.
00:37:46.060 That is a legitimate thing.
00:37:46.700 You didn't make that shit up?
00:37:47.660 I did not make that up.
00:37:48.920 Bro, that seems like some shit you guys made up.
00:37:51.380 Someone really bought that.
00:37:52.980 Well, yeah, it's fucking, it's sold for.
00:37:55.320 Yeah, but why would you do that?
00:37:57.400 I don't know, man.
00:37:58.220 Because you could?
00:37:58.980 I don't know.
00:37:59.260 Yeah, but like, dude, here's my opinion, right?
00:38:01.020 Like, that has to be like some, somebody who, like I said, either got rich real quick.
00:38:07.600 Yeah.
00:38:07.820 Like, they're brand new money.
00:38:09.180 They're just stupid with it.
00:38:10.140 Yeah, or somebody who has so much money, it doesn't even fucking matter.
00:38:14.140 Yeah.
00:38:14.700 And, you know, so either way, like, that's not me, right?
00:38:19.040 So I can't identify with this.
00:38:20.600 Yeah.
00:38:21.320 Even if I had all the money in the world, this shit, so I think how you spend money
00:38:28.620 and how you think about money, you know, is put out in the universe, right?
00:38:34.580 And so, like, when you, it's one thing to put money out for something of, like, that
00:38:40.760 is up to your standards, such as a nice house or a nice car or the lifestyle you want to
00:38:44.600 live, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
00:38:46.080 But when you start buying shit just to buy shit, to show off and shit, to me, I think
00:38:53.120 that sends the universe the wrong message, which is I don't value this.
00:38:58.160 I'm wasteful, yeah.
00:38:58.920 And so you end up getting less of it.
00:39:01.080 So, like, for me, I think it's, I think these kind of things are actually very bad, like,
00:39:07.580 to do this kind of stuff.
00:39:09.180 Yeah.
00:39:09.280 And I see this online, you know, with, like, these dudes, like, you know, doing crazy shit
00:39:14.100 with these NFTs and all this shit, right?
00:39:15.980 Like, and it's all cool right now when you're able to flex and wish you had it.
00:39:19.460 But, like, dude, when the universe collects that data that you're putting out that you're
00:39:22.840 saying, money don't really matter to me, and it dries up, you're going to wish you
00:39:26.640 had that fucking money.
00:39:27.380 You know what I'm saying?
00:39:28.940 Yeah, no, that's a fucking lesson.
00:39:30.840 I'm not really, like, I admire a good flex.
00:39:34.060 Yeah.
00:39:34.280 You know what I'm saying?
00:39:34.980 But it's got to be, like, it can't be wasteful shit.
00:39:38.800 It can be a fucking Cheeto.
00:39:39.680 No, it's a passion.
00:39:41.680 It's a level, a standard level.
00:39:43.060 Like, that doesn't equate into that.
00:39:45.120 Like, no one, you can't justify that.
00:39:46.620 That's just stupid shit, you know, that, you know, it's just stupid shit people want
00:39:52.100 to brag about.
00:39:53.140 So, I don't know.
00:39:54.180 Whoever did that, you know, maybe they'll never lose all their money.
00:39:57.560 I don't know.
00:39:58.060 But, like, to me, for you guys, like, I wouldn't do shit like that.
00:40:01.160 Yeah.
00:40:01.520 You know, don't do that.
00:40:02.640 Yeah.
00:40:03.200 Don't do that.
00:40:03.840 Two thumbs in the butt.
00:40:04.640 Yeah, for sure.
00:40:05.520 All right, man.
00:40:05.940 That's all I got, brother.
00:40:07.620 All right, guys.
00:40:08.040 That's the show.
00:40:08.620 If you like the show, share the show.
00:40:10.200 If you don't like it, don't share it.
00:40:11.400 Yeah.
00:40:12.680 Went from sleeping on the floor.
00:40:14.300 Now my jewelry box froze.
00:40:16.020 Fuck a pole.
00:40:16.820 Fuck a stove.
00:40:17.680 Counted millions in the cold.
00:40:19.340 Bad bitch.
00:40:20.200 Booty swole.
00:40:21.020 Got her on bankroll.
00:40:22.660 Can't fold.
00:40:23.540 Doesn't know.
00:40:24.340 Headshot.
00:40:25.180 Case closed.
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