243. Andy, Robert O'Neill, Dakota Meyer, Sal & DJ CTI: Colorblind Racism, CDC Misinterpretation & Ukraine
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Summary
In this episode of The Realists, we have a special guest on the show, Rob O'Neill and his good buddy Sal. They are two of the most decorated combat veterans in the history of the United States Marine Corps. They talk about how they got their start in the military, what it's like being a Marine, and what they do now in their free time.
Transcript
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What's up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realists, say goodbye
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to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking
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reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ and Sal and Robin Dakota. Cruising motherfucking
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internet. That's right. So we got something special for you guys. If you noticed a few
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more names, it's because there are a few more people here and they're fucking incredible
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people and I'm going to read their bio because it's long as fuck. First, my good buddy Rob
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O'Neill. You guys might recognize Rob O'Neill because he's all over the fucking internet
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all the time with good shit to say. And if you don't follow him, you should. But Rob
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O'Neill is one of the most highly decorated combat veterans of our time. He served in
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the SEAL Team 2, SEAL Team 4 and eight years at legendary SEAL Team 6. You may remember
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that because there's a bunch of movies about it and there's a bunch of movies about him
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and he did something really incredible, including shooting Osama Bin Laden in the fucking face.
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One trigger pull. You know what I mean? Three round burst.
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Our other guest, Dakota Meyer, was born and raised in Columbia, Kentucky and is a father
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and an American war hero. Dakota is a United States Marine. In 2007, he deployed to Iraq.
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In 2009 and 10, he deployed to Afghanistan for his actions in his last deployment to Afghanistan.
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Dakota became the first living United States Marine in 41 years to receive the Medal of Honor.
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After leaving the military, Dakota has continued his passion for serving. He's an entrepreneur.
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He's a father. He's a veteran of the War of Afghanistan and was awarded the Medal of Honor
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for his actions during the Battle of Ganja. Welcome, guys.
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They have a book coming out tomorrow, which would be today, the day you're hearing this.
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Tell us a little bit about the book you guys wrote.
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Dakota and I got together and wrote a book called The Way Forward because, I mean, we'll get
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into it, like we got a dude from Montana who didn't know how to swim, became a Navy SEAL.
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Like my joke, especially being here, is I could be on the cover of Decent Shaped magazine.
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And then we became a Navy SEAL and ended up in, you know, Bin Laden's bedroom and then
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And then Dakota, raising chickens, male cheerleader, Medal of Honor.
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And that was kind of, you know, for us, we came over and we obviously wrote books telling
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our stories of the battles we were in, battles we were known for.
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But, you know, you see this with a lot of people, you know, it's like when you keep telling
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that same story that happened a long time ago, it becomes the Uncle Rico syndrome.
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You know, for us, it was kind of like, what's the way forward?
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Like, okay, you were good one day, but like you suck today.
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Like, you know, we've gone through some difficult times, but you know, everybody's going through
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And so how can we instill hope back into this country?
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Listen, what you guys have done, that would be an extremely difficult thing.
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I think for anybody that has done what you guys have done, some of the biggest things
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that people make movies about now, write history books about, you guys have accomplished.
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And I could see where that would be something where you're like, man, I'm still a young man.
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Yeah, well, we were talking about today, you can join the military at 18, then you're retired
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And even with the whole, I've had people say, well, you're a former Navy SEAL.
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I mean, like at some point, they've watched the letterman got to be put up.
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Even if you could throw that football over the mountains.
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But I mean, I think that's, isn't that what life's about?
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You know, stories are great to be told, but it's meant to be lived.
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And I think that's a, you know, honorable direction for both of you.
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I mean, you could live on those stories for a long time and will.
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But it's a decision that you want to continue to live your life moving forward.
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Because at the end of the day, man, like life's a gift.
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Like people who accomplish big things and do big things, from what I've discovered from just
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being around some highly successful people, you guys as well, you know, it seems like
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everybody who's a continuous winner through life has that same mentality, you know?
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Well, because, you know, it's, it's, it's like, you know, you, you put in the work to get to
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Well, I mean, I, I planned to be there a long time before I got there.
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Like, you know, all the work, like I knew why I was putting the work in.
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I knew, you know, obviously I didn't expect to get a medal of honor, but you know, I, I,
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Like I trained like it, you know, every single day, every opportunity that I had, I woke
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And so like, you know, yeah, I mean, I never expected to be a medal of honor recipient because
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like, you know, when I was going through the Marine Corps, I just, those guys were just
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But, but to go in and, and to be in that fight that day and to, to do what I did, like, well,
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I already knew I was going to do that because that's why I woke up every day and I fought
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Well, no, it's just, you know, it's, it's, it's really cool.
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Like I had no idea that you guys were coming in today.
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In fairness to me, I just found out eight minutes ago, they're like, Hey, you're going
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And I'm like, Oh, well, I guess I'll clear my schedule.
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I mean, you know, these guys are probably worth clearing a couple hours worth, you know?
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My point being is, is, you know, life is a really cool journey and you never know.
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I mean, if you'd have said, how long, how long ago was it when you shot?
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You'd have told me 10 years and 10 years, you'd be sitting in a room with that man, shooting
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shit, having our little fun conversation we had at lunch.
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And you think, man, fucking life is so cool and it's meant to be lived.
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And that's the point, you know, as you can't retire it, you have to constantly be progressing
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And I think that's, that's the beauty of the gift that we're all given every single
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day is you can make anything, you can make anything out of life.
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You want it to be, as long as you're willing to continue to show up, train, compete, have
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I should remember who said it, but the quote is wherever you are, be there.
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I mean, it's like, you know, we get to do this.
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Like, like we get to wake up and you get to come to work to this, this bad-ass facility.
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Like we get to sit here in this, you know, podcast, like we get to do this.
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Like, you know, there, there's people right now who are, or, you know, that don't get to
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And like, if you look at everything, no matter what it is, whether it's a bad day or whether
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it's a shitty situation, like you get to do this, you get to see these people, you get
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And that's, you know, when you change that mindset instead of, well, I have to do this.
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We were talking about the, uh, the mentality and the atmosphere here.
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Like, and I was saying I was up in your office, which is, doesn't suck.
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And I was like, motherfucker, I would never not come to work.
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Yeah, dude, it's look, um, I, I, I, I think it's incredibly important for everybody to understand
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We're going to talk about the current situations going on in the world.
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We're going to make fun of all you dumb motherfuckers, uh, really bad.
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It's going to get, it's going to get funny for us and probably not for you.
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Um, but you know, I think it's important to understand, you know, when you were saying
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a bad day, bad week, I started thinking because like, I've been so fucking frustrated with
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the world lately to where I'm just totally like, dude, you know what?
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I don't have to fucking come in here and try to get you guys to understand what the fuck
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Like I don't want to come on your podcast, but like that mentality, um, that, that's
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But you, but you know, like on your camera, like, like let's say your iPhone, you're going
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to pull your camera up and you're going to take, you know, I talk about the lens of
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And you pull your camera up and it's on autofocus and it's like, wow.
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I want, I want to focus on that, that water bottle, but it's focusing on something else.
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When you start thinking like that, like you, you, you put it on autofocus, right?
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You need to dial that lens back into what, you know, because I promise you, whatever
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you think is bad, I can show you 10 things that are good right around it.
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Well, Hey guys, for those of you that listen to the show regularly, you know how this show
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So what we're going to do is we're going to throw up three headlines and then we're going
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And then we're going to get into all the other shit.
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So, uh, what we got guys, we got some good ones.
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And as always, uh, if you want to see these articles and he pitches videos, any of these
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links, you can go to any for seller.com and check them out.
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And so with that being said, our headline, number one headline reads saying you're colorblind
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about race is now considered racist by the federal government.
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So, uh, this article just came out, um, a race-based training program used by federal
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agencies claim, among other things, as saying one is colorblind, meaning, you know, if people
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Uh, the training is part of a newly revealed, uh, federal diversity program that greatly
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expands on the previous, uh, previously critical race theory trainings within the federal government.
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These are some other, uh, things that if you say these things, you're apparently racist.
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Uh, if you ask someone, uh, ask someone, where were you born?
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Um, if you're asking an Asian American or Latino American to teach them words.
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And then if you tell somebody, quote, you are so articulate, that is now racist.
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You know what the problem is with this shit, dude?
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The real, the real problem with like, as funny as it is, we make fun of this shit all
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The problem with this shit is that dude, it makes real racism impossible to see.
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It's, it's, it's, if everything's racist, then nothing's racist.
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I mean, not, not the same as race, but when I was just getting out of the Navy, everything
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This is a special operator, a mechanic, a special operator, uh, uh, admin person, a special
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It's like, if everything's special, nothing's special.
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And with it, I don't, I mean, I saw, I don't even know where to start with that.
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Well, no, Dakota, I actually heard where you were from, so I apologize.
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Like, I'm going to start saying that I could cut off in traffic.
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Could you, I mean, so first off, I mean, this is the government putting this out.
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It's about as good as, you know, the paper you wipe your ass with.
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Like, could you imagine, like, going to HR and being like, hey, I really want to, I
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He told me, he told me, he told me I was articulate.
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Well, and because you didn't do anything about it, well, you've created a hostile work
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He told me I was articulate and asked me where I was born.
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That's why I said, you guys, they were joking earlier, walking through.
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They're like, hey, you guys take your application.
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We can make fun of these dumb fucks all day long, and you can pay for it.
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Like, I feel like, and dude, trust me, I know I don't speak for everybody, because if we did,
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But, how the fuck do you even operate a company or an organization when literally everything is fucking racist?
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Dude, when I was growing up, we were just talking about how Dakota and I were talking about in the lobby.
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Sal, you were there, about how when we grew up, and Rob, I'm sure you grew up the same exact way.
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Dude, you'll get in a fist fight, punch someone in the fucking face, and then have a beer with them afterwards.
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They do not want us to ever get along ever again.
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They want us divided into every single subgroup they could possibly divide us into so that we can have no.
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So, dude, when I was growing up, like, honestly, guys, like, when I was growing up, I feel like the world was way less racist.
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There's a reason they're trying to divide us, right?
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I mean, it's, there's, and this aspect of it is just like, I mean, what, all this is, is like, they're just trying to take accountability away.
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Like, what they're trying to do is they're trying to just take all these things away so it creates weaker people, right?
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I couldn't imagine telling my dad I got offended by what somebody said.
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I couldn't, I mean, like, could you imagine saying that today?
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Like, I could not imagine saying I'm offended by this headline or this person or what they said.
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But dude, the problem is, bro, we, we, yeah, no shit.
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Dude, the problem is we're bending over backwards for this shit.
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Like every fucking movie, every fucking TV commercial, everything.
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I mean, like, don't like we get so spun up in this, like, like, oh, like, like any rules,
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any rules, the government or any suggestion of what I can say and what I can't say is, is I'm going to follow it.
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No, I, I know what right and wrong is like, I don't, I don't, I don't, but guess what?
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I'm not the guy that's looking around at life, like wondering what you're doing or you're doing to make sure I'm doing it right.
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Like I know what right and wrong is and I'll accept my, my, I'll take my lumps when I mess up and I'll say, I'm sorry when I mess up.
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I'm going to get up and I'm going to continue to try again.
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I don't need anybody to tell me like, oh, I offended you.
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Well, did, did I offend you from, uh, was I wrong or was I offensive or did you just not like what I fucking said?
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Well, that's what, that's what the freedom of speech has come to.
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It's not, you can say anything as you can say anything that doesn't offend someone and then they'll cancel you.
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Freedom of speech is being, I mean, the freedom of speech protects idiots.
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You should be able to say stupid shit that you're right.
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I mean, and look like an idiot and then people can do whatever they want.
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Think about the government though, in this capacity right now, the double standard, because now you have the president of the United States who goes out and seeks a black female judge, right?
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Sal, he said when the, when the seat came before, first of all, they forced the other person out.
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Secondly, he said on the day that they forced this person out, um, that we are getting a black female.
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But then today or yesterday, whenever he announced it, uh, that they put her in, he fucking said, I went and researched the highest quality candidate, the most qualified, like all the shit that it actually should be.
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If she actually was that nobody would have a problem with it.
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But the problem is, is when you say that I'm only looking for this, now you cancel out all these other.
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And what's, but what's, but what's, it's anti what this country's about.
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And, and that's, here's the important two thing.
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Here's the important part too, cause we got to keep in mind.
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Well, we got Thomas who Biden openly fucking, uh, wanted out.
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And there was multiple other, other situations.
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And so this was a complete color, color, the media, the media, I've seen the media say the
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first, like the first black justice motherfucker.
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There's been a black justice for 30 fucking years.
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But what's even worse is, is for that person who, who let's say she is qualified.
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Let's, let's, let's say that, that she's the most qualified.
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She's the best you just took away any chance of her, her entire achievement for working
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hard, because now everyone's just going to think that, Oh, well you're just in there
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because you're, you know, they, they wanted you because you're black.
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And so it's just, it's like, they're not, it's, it's, they're not doing anything to
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And that's the most fucked up part of this whole wokeness.
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Like, dude, like, let's just say, I don't know.
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And then the biggest fucking accomplishment that will ever be in her entire life.
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Cause look, that's where the equalizer's at either in the gym or the doctor's office.
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And the doctor's office, if it's a serious illness, like they, they want the best.
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Could you imagine like, has anybody ever walked in, you know, need an open heart surgery and
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said, Hey, um, Hey, I need a, I need a white, a white male to do my open heart surgery.
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Imagine getting on a fucking airplane and saying, Hey, uh, Mr. Pilot speaking, is your
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In that particular situation though, if I was going in for, for my prostate exam, I'd
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I don't know if you know where the prostate is there, Dakota, but it's not going.
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When you guys were out on missions and shit, did you get lost a lot?
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I got my first prostate exam a couple of months ago and I tried to save a buck or two.
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I'll tell you what though, the light's dim and he starts playing some background.
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Hey, how'd you feel when he had his two hands on your shoulders?
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I would have had and bought the toaster anyway.
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He's like, man, everything was kind of normal until I walked in.
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Hey, just put your pants over in the corner next to mine.
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All right, let's see if you got a prostate exam.
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Headline reads, CDC withholding COVID data over fears of misinterpretation.
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Article reads, the CDC has admitted it is withholding large portions of COVID-19 data,
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including on vaccine boosters from the public because it fears the information could be misinterpreted.
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The leading public health agency has only published a small sample of data that has been collecting
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Kristen Nordland, a CDC spokeswoman, said the reason for the slow release of data is, quote,
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because basically at the end of the day, it's not yet ready for prime time.
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We got to wait a couple of years for everybody to forget about it.
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She added that the CDC's priority when gathering any data is to ensure that it's accurate and actionable.
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And at the same time that, you know, everybody's pulling back on all of this, you know, COVID narratives and all of that,
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they're pushing out this national vaccine pass that has been quietly rode out.
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And red states are also getting on board with that.
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So, hey, I want you to, like, if you can research this real quick.
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They're trying to, listen, let me translate this whole, turn it back up, put it back, I'm going to translate.
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CDC withholding COVID data over fears of misinterpretation.
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Here's the real translation for everybody that's dumb.
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Bro, imagine being one of these people that knows what they just did.
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Like, all the, dude, we have to, like, let's really break this down.
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That's like, okay, are you with us or against us?
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That was a culture building moment for everybody.
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Um, now, if you don't wear a mask, you're a grandma killer.
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Uh, and that somehow went all the way down the line to you have to take this vaccine
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that we developed in 12 fucking months, uh, or less, and, or else you're fired.
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Uh, we, in between there, we closed hundreds of thousands of businesses.
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We killed who knows how many people by withholding, uh, hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, which
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by the way, was a known effective therapeutic in April, 2020, the Pentagon just released
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So this whole time printed trillions of dollars printed printed the more 40% of the money that's
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Your gas costs three times, four times, five times as much.
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Your food costs four times, which is going to 10 times motherfuckers.
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I mean, we could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on.
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Well, you got to figure they, uh, uh, only businesses that were necessary stay open.
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And then they shuffled all the money into these big corporations.
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They killed mom and pop, destroyed the middle class.
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Oh, oh, we don't want to withhold the data because it could be misinterpreted.
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Jeff Bezos is spending money to, uh, redo bridges in Europe.
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They're dismantling the fucking bridge and putting it back together so he can run his fucking
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And you motherfuckers think this is about fucking health.
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I'm not hating on anybody's wealth at all ever, bro.
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You always got to, why are you always going to be racist, bro?
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But dude, like these people, listen, you motherfuckers are caught.
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We all know we're going to demand accountability and which I think is the reason they're fucking
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pushing for this big ass fucking war because they-
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I saw a dude the other day, obviously a middle-aged white liberal balding guy with a mask on that
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Dude, I saw this one black dude, he had a mask on and said, I can't breathe from the
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This motherfucker sitting across from the fucking guy at the casino.
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All right, white liberal dude sits down and there's a mask and his mask said, what did
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No, we're sitting there playing fucking blackjack, right?
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No, we're sitting there fucking, we're sitting there like, you know, just like how we are
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And so I'm sitting here and I can see that guy looking at me like this and he has this fucking
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And he goes, you guys should have your mask on.
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And the fucking pit boss come over and shit like that.
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Dude, he thought that DJ was going to be the only guy with him.
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But dude, that's the fucking racism right there.
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This motherfucker looks at a black man and thinks, oh, because I'm this.
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When they were calling Larry Elder the black face of white supremacy.
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Yeah, I actually had the time to wait before that.
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You just change the name of this show to what the fuck.
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But the problem is like, so like you see all of these fucking states, they're now pulling
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So everybody's like, I mean, we had it here in St. Louis, in St. Louis County.
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Everything's lifted, which, by the way, ain't been following it anyway.
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But all these fucking left-leaning cities are all pulling all their shit back.
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Well, did you see what Michelle Walensky tweeted the other day?
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CDC Director Rochelle Walensky today, this is four days ago, three days ago.
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We want to give people a break from things like mask wearing when our levels are low
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and then have the ability to reach for them again should things get worse in the near
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As long as they can make money with pharma, they're going to keep printing it.
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There's only one color that matters in the world.
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I'll see you guys in 11 more months and keep it moving.
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I mean, again, I think it's just it's a money making ploy.
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I mean, you know, it's like, and obviously they have to, they have to, they have to hold
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Like you talk about the one thing you can't do, like you can go up there and you make these
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And, and yeah, the border, you know, obviously people don't like where the border is a catastrophe.
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But when you start like the, the big threat that you have inside the United States is
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when you start taking food out of like middle class, you start, you start fucking with the
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You start taking somebody who gets up, like, look, you can put these restrictions or you
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Like you can, you can tweak them a little bit and they're going to do whatever it takes
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because their head's down, their ass is up and they're out there just crying.
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But I'll tell you what, you start doing things where they can't pay their bills.
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You start doing stuff to where this man goes out or this woman goes out, the single mom,
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the single dad, and they go out and they're busting their ass and they're working as hard
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Well, again, if they can find exactly who to blame.
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And that's, that's what's so crazy about this Russia Ukraine shit is because I've, I've
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said this a couple of times, but the same thing that happened after 9-11.
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It's like, if you gave, if you give the American people a face, a name, an enemy, we'll get behind
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And so with all of this coming out right now, there's a, there's a huge calling for
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And I think overwhelmingly, we just want somebody to be mad at, right?
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Well, there was, this isn't my joke, but you see that dude, uh, that from parliament in
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India, he said, you know why they don't play cricket in China?
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I'm going to be able to say that to people now out in the street.
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I have no idea that I'm calling them whatever racial slur.
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You could be a racist without everybody knowing.
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Cause that's what they want everybody to think.
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We're all racist and we don't want anybody to know.
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Motherfucker, if we were all racist, you'd fucking know it.
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And so somebody does need to be held accountable.
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But the issue is, is that we're getting at the end of this COVID thing.
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And we're starting to look for who to hold accountable.
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Like the American people are getting closer to find out who it is.
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Oh, but by the way, hey, we could tie, I'll tie those dots together for everybody here in a minute.
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And you get something like, okay, we all can agree that Putin's an asshole.
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With George Floyd, you had to post a black square or you were fucking racist piece of shit.
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It's the same thing with all of this shit, bro.
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Now it's you either stand with Ukraine and don't say shit about what's going on.
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Are you fucking, you're a piece of shit like Putin.
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It's a brilliant chess move because what they're doing is they're playing with words to take
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the actual reasonable common sense American and make them look like they're some sort
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The patriotic people that love America, that stand for America, that stand for fucking freedom,
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that ask questions of our government, that ask questions about now all of a sudden
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We're the, we're, we're the, we're the, uh, the traitors the fuck out of here, dude.
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But at the end of the day, the forefathers were considered terrorists would have been
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And by the way, they, they represent, they, the people saying this represent only like 20%
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And you could see that in every single poll, every single poll that's put out shows that
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it's 80, 20, it's 80% people with common sense and it's 20% dumb fucks.
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And those dumb fucks are now labeling us with this thing in, in Ukraine, uh, people who
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just ask questions as somehow Putin, I call it putler because like, yeah, because that's
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What people are saying is like, maybe we should figure out what exactly the fuck is going on.
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Here's how dumb they think we as American voters are.
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They're talking about the greatest turnout in voter history, the most popular president
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And still they're going, and we got to talk about voter suppression.
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The most popular president history, the galaxy, apparently their shit do what I figured out
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This is what my opinion is about people right now.
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They have the shortest memory of any, it doesn't matter what you did a year ago.
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It matters what they say today on the television.
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Motherfucker still remember Delta airlines for some reason.
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You know, it's one thing him and Bin Laden have in common.
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At one time, they both touched the same bullet.
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Like, I want people to really consider what he just said.
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This is the man who shot Osama Bin Laden and killed him.
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And he's banned from an American airline or a Delta airline flight domestically wherever.
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I took a selfie because I was pointing out the hypocrisy of, so you just served me this
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And one of the problems, too, was there was a dude behind me with a USMC hat that I didn't
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I got banned because the woke crowd went after Delta.
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And here, you guys can have it and fly it around wherever the fuck you want.
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I mean, shouldn't that be the way that we treat fucking people who are American heroes?
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Hey, if you ever let me, I'll fucking make it happen.
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Yeah, I mean, it's insane that we've gotten there, right?
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And I had a flight the next day on Delta one, like a bed seat from New York to LA.
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If you spend too much time getting pissed about it, whatever.
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Listen, you're a good spirited, easygoing dude for the most part.
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But like, I'm going to tell you right now, that's fucked up.
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But I mean, me bitching about it's not going to.
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Just imagine had they asked you where you were born.
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Well, you should have articulated your post a little better.
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Headline reads, Adam Kinzinger gets punked again.
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More misinformation coming from the Ukraine front.
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So this article reads, we've reported on various stories coming out of Ukraine that are misinformation.
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We have identified more misinformation and another tweet from Adam Kinzinger that is, quote, fake news.
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So we reported on the ghost of Kiev and the fact that the whole story was garbage.
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We've also reported on the representative, Adam Kinzinger, from the J6 witch hunt.
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Now there's more identified more garbage coming from Ukraine.
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Another tweet from Kinzinger that is fake news.
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His latest tweet, misinforming his followers, shows a picture of children waving at soldiers.
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But it actually came out that the picture is actually from four years ago, as mentioned
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And by the way, all the shit he says always is true.
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Like he had his producer and another dude and then the fucking cat.
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You almost have to not, for what he does and says, you almost have to be someone that no
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He sounds like an old white guy who I don't know where he's from.
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So they've been calling out quite a bit, though.
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So this was a CNN tweet that went out, says journalist Bernie Gora's executed in Kabul
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This tweet is from August of what date is that?
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But then here's another tweet from CNN in Ukraine saying that he was killed.
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And not only that, Bernie is not even his fucking name.
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So, but like, I mean, I mean, you guys have seen this one.
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So, I mean, it's just a lot of misinformation coming out.
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Like, when you think of like Ukrainians and Russians, this is exactly what the fuck they
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Like he looks like every fucking prototypical Ukrainian Russian in the fucking movies.
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He ripped the heater and threw it in his own company.
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That trigger discipline is pretty fucking good.
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That looks like those, you know, like those hostage photos we used to have to shoot, right?
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Well, yeah, I mean, I hope, seriously, I'd like to think.
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I fucking told you this shit was fucking fake before everybody fucking told you it was
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Like someone's making those memes on purpose to see how far they can push it.
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Because that dude, Phil, the white guy that got killed in Afghanistan and in Ukraine.
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And they had dudes were doing pictures of the ghost of Kiev, but they put their face on it.
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And like some people retweeted it and it's the comedian.
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And it's like, dude, the media is putting out the pictures that are being photoshopped
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Dude, they're showing footage from fucking video games, man.
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Like I saw a meme today and it showed like this dude swimming and it was like the Ukrainian
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soldier Aquaman took out 17 Russian subs with a knife.
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Not just with the pilot, but other shit's catching on.
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Like dudes running around eating all the hamburgers and all that shit.
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You know, so they want us to not know what the fuck is going on so that they can say,
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Was that Ben Laden or just some scared dude behind a short chick?
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So I was like, we got to get the fuck out of here.
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It's very frustrating for me because, you know, I've really tried to bring light to what
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And, you know, I got a bunch of fucking people saying, oh, you're fucking, you're a Pootler
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Actually, I fucking think Putin's a piece of shit.
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Just like other president that we used to have cared about fucking America.
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And when you have leaders in countries that represent their people, that's called nationalism.
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Russian people, now not the fucking liberal far left, like the dude does bad shit.
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But what people fail to understand is he's not acting with his interests in mind right now
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of like, oh, I want to conquer Russia and take the Balkans and this and that and this.
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Bro, he's trying to disarm this country that all the other countries are collectively arming
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It's, it's, it's, if Texas were to fucking secede from the union and, and China and fucking
00:43:14.140
Russia decided they're going to start putting military bases in fucking Texas and I was
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I mean, I don't, there's a, there's a lot there.
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I mean, I, the thing with the civilians bothers me too.
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I don't know how they would, how did we get to where we are though?
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I mean, Putin's a piece of shit, but I guarantee he wants the Soviet union back.
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And we went out there quoting a Vladimir Lenin and, and, uh, uh, Joseph Stalin and Nikita
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He's looking for the big picture, big win, which would be the Balkans.
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But I don't know how we got, I mean, cause Ukraine is spinning into something where
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And now I said, you got fucking like Germany wants to fight.
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And I heard, uh, um, you know, they're getting playstations from Dave Chappelle.
00:43:59.060
So what, uh, we are all, but I mean, how did we get to where we are?
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Like everyone all of a sudden that now you're this side again, it's like, it's, it's, it's
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almost like they're taking advantage of a crisis.
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People have been mentally abused the last fucking two years.
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And now it's like, okay, you guys who are with the narrative there.
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And some of you guys that realized it was bullshit.
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Now we have to get serious and we have to unite over here for this cause.
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And not, and not ask any questions about anything.
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People got to understand Russia was going to, it was going to take Ukraine regardless.
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Whether it was going to be by military force, what we're seeing here.
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He said, so, well, it was like 40 minutes long.
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They didn't show the whole thing on the, on TV.
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And basically what he said for two weeks leading up to the conflict, him and you Zelensky
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were saying, Hey dude, we're not, we don't want to have a war.
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What do we, the Western media is instigating a fucking conflict.
00:45:04.540
So these guys are saying this for two weeks and now the Hillary information comes out about
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them making up the, the tie between Russia and, and Trump.
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That comes out a week later, a week later, we're in a war fucking in Ukraine.
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I mean, it takes a while to destroy all of Hunter Biden's laptops.
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So, but I, but I, I, I totally, I hear what you're saying a hundred percent, but like,
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first off, I don't believe a fucking word that comes out of Putin's mouth.
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As much as I don't believe a, do you believe a word that comes out of Joe Biden's mouth?
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So yeah, I guess if, if Putin was being honest that, okay, you're, you're, you're looking at
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Who do you think is, who do you think lies more?
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So, but my point of it is, is look, I don't think any of us, I definitely know these two,
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we, me and Rob, we didn't, we don't give a fuck about Ukraine.
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First thing I said, they're not going to, they're not going to invade.
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Like there's, there's nobody, there's nobody who does not want to go get in.
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But there's nobody who does not want to go get another senseless war more, more than
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So take Ukraine, but don't take it the way you're doing it.
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Like, like, don't like, you can't, you know, at the point that you stop humanizing what's
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going on, like, and I, and I hear you, well, two, it's only 200 civilians.
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Well, again, again, so let's say 200 civilians.
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Well, the fear that they're putting in these civilians, and I'm not talking about one day
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You're talking about motherfuckers that are there right now.
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Like, I don't care how you're doing it, but this ain't the way, right?
00:47:06.820
And, and I'll say this, Ukraine didn't cross the border.
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They might've put people around their border and they might've been arming the border.
00:47:27.560
Well, I, I, check, I, I, but again, I got you, right?
00:47:34.640
But my point being is look at, look, look what happened is how much fear was put down
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That same fear that they're using with power from weaponry is the same fear that they're
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using now through, through disease and through vaccination.
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It's also the same fear they're going to instill when they start to move to digital currency,
00:48:01.820
And like, you don't want to make a move right now in fear of being canceled, right?
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So there's, it's the exact same fear that that's being led now.
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And I, and I, and I have not been to war, so I don't understand the, you know, you guys
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speak of a place where you have been there and understand like what's going on with the
00:48:18.320
You know, when you're driving these people into the subways and the children and the
00:48:27.540
I don't feel than what's happening to our children here.
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I mean, I got, I understand, I understand for, for us in this room who live a pretty privileged
00:48:41.820
In our perspective, from our perspective, yeah, this is, it's fucked up what's happening
00:48:49.200
But like, we're not talking about putting masks on.
00:48:51.660
We're not talking about these people can't make a decision.
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They're getting this, like, like it's their lives.
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They could die over these bombs slinging through the city.
00:49:02.100
Like, it's not about making it, it's not about not going to school or not, not putting
00:49:07.940
It's the same concept, same concept, but you can't as, as, as, as, as Americans, as Americans
00:49:14.180
who we have the most privileged life on the planet, uh, I would argue, the most freedom.
00:49:20.680
We, we cannot turn a blind eye to the, like, fuck the governments, right?
00:49:28.140
But we cannot turn a blind eye to human suffering.
00:49:31.140
What about the human suffering in Somalia though?
00:49:36.700
Like there's, I'm sure there's kids in Somalia too.
00:49:39.120
What about the criminals being released by these defenders, you know, by these public defenders
00:49:43.020
who are murderers and child rapists and they're going right back into the society.
00:49:46.100
You know, you have to, you do have to live in fear in some sense.
00:49:49.320
But there's not, again, again, we're, you're, we're trying to compare, uh, regulations and
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mandates to tanks, air, air overhead and missiles slinging through our cities.
00:50:06.060
And, and, but, but again, like, it's just, we cannot, you know, we, that this is what America
00:50:13.460
Like, like we cannot take a blind eye, turn a blind eye to human suffering.
00:50:22.840
Like it is, but on the backside of it, like what, right or wrong.
00:50:28.100
I mean, America, America, America chose this, right?
00:50:35.480
Well, I mean, you like that, that's a whole bigger topic, but at the end of the day, we
00:50:45.620
So, so now you're talking two different things.
00:50:47.360
If you don't believe in the democracy of, of this country, you know, well, then, then
00:50:55.220
And, and, and, well, yeah, I mean, I'll tell you right now, we outnumber all those motherfuckers
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I'm just saying that we got more guns than them, right?
00:51:07.260
We may be at a point now where our democracy is no longer functioning.
00:51:16.780
And I believe my personal belief and you guys, I believe they stole this election.
00:51:23.460
So, so that means that we have people in office that shouldn't be in office.
00:51:30.180
Now, if we have people in office that shouldn't be in office, is our obligation still to follow
00:51:43.640
I mean, I was in the military under contracts, under people who told me what to do and it's
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And I, I followed the fucking ones that I knew were right.
00:51:58.640
Like I say a lot of dumb shit, but at the end of the day, I, I still live life on my
00:52:03.380
Well, no, tell, give me the example, give me the example you, you gave me, uh, about
00:52:13.080
I mean, look, you know, it's like, I, I accept the risk.
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I accept the risk of, you know, I, I don't care.
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You know, when I show up on a scene, however, the person got there, right.
00:52:22.640
We had a guy, um, Tuesday, uh, drove a truck out to the middle of this pond.
00:52:29.680
Uh, you know, I, I can't get a bunch of details of it, but long story short, uh, we showed
00:52:34.560
up on a truck, um, swam out there and, you know, pulled, pulled this guy out.
00:52:41.040
Um, it wasn't your job to sit there and say, oh, this guy was this or that or this or this
00:52:46.980
Like, we can't do that because at the point you start doing that, you know, it's not our
00:52:54.500
Like, and, and, and at this point, like all of us are capable, we all have, we all have
00:53:01.820
I mean, we, we, we can start putting together a resource to go, to go.
00:53:05.220
If we feel like that this government's broken, you know, I hear this all the time, especially
00:53:08.980
these guys, these, these, these people are always hitting me on the internet about, oh, you
00:53:12.500
know, cause I came out and talk some shit about, you know, people who wear body armor
00:53:15.280
and shit and, um, but at the end of the day, like they were burnt, they, there were people
00:53:22.020
Everybody wanted to sit back, sit back in the grandstands and bitch about it and talk
00:53:26.920
The only people that were down there trying to save these cities were motherfuckers that
00:53:31.800
Because the rest of us chose to not put our lifestyle at risk in order to go defend our
00:53:38.940
And that's because, that's because we're selfish.
00:53:40.780
And at the point that we're not, at the point that we're willing to risk it all,
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If we are fighting for it, we can fight for it any day.
00:53:54.380
What I'm saying is we don't know what the fuck we're fighting for in Ukraine.
00:53:58.240
Well, no, I'm talking, you, we were talking about mask mandates in America, right?
00:54:01.940
In this protest and this shit and all this craziness going across America.
00:54:05.860
And I mean, dude, I don't know that we're fighting for in Afghanistan.
00:54:25.460
So, so is it, everybody right now has been quick to take a side on this issue without
00:54:31.500
asking any real critical thinking questions about what's actually happening.
00:54:35.560
Now, I may not believe anything that Putin says.
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I certainly don't believe anything Biden says, but here's where, here is where my logic comes
00:54:47.580
We have a scenario where we had a politician here who made up a narrative linking our president
00:55:04.480
I mean, to start this, to make Trump look bad to make him look bad or better to make
00:55:13.080
So if they want to make Trump look as bad as possible and they were tying him to Putin,
00:55:18.600
what's their interest with Putin to make Putin look as bad as possible.
00:55:24.420
Now, I don't know about everybody else, but I don't know that much about Vladimir Putin.
00:55:31.840
I know the things that you said where he's quoting Stalin and Lenin.
00:55:35.800
Most people don't realize that Stalin and Lenin killed more people than any fucking war, any
00:55:41.900
Of course, most Americans couldn't find Canada no matter.
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I mean, it's like how everyone was an expert doctor for the past two years.
00:56:04.920
So let's hypothetically play this out, how I'm seeing it, as a geopolitical landscape.
00:56:28.540
We want to put that little sea lion in the circus.
00:56:37.420
Do we all agree that the people on television who read us the news do not create the news?
00:56:50.480
If you're Tucker Carlson, you make some billions a year.
00:56:54.920
And they're on TV and they're telling us shit that has dictated them on what they're allowed
00:57:03.160
If you see the little clips connected together, they're all saying the same fucking thing.
00:57:07.760
And I'm not saying they're making the same point.
00:57:10.720
The exact same thing comes across the teleprompters of networks from top news all the way down
00:57:23.380
Now, who fucking decides that message that goes across all the media?
00:57:34.580
So for the last two years, we've been fucking...
00:57:42.920
So we've been fucking propagated so hard, and we've had so much of our freedoms inched
00:57:48.600
back and taken away and abused for the last two years.
00:57:52.440
Now, this information comes out about Hillary, and all of a sudden, a week later, it's fucking
00:57:59.500
Now, during this time between that news coming out and this actual missile's being fired,
00:58:04.980
you have Zelensky and Putin saying, hey, we're not fucking...
00:58:10.960
The Western media is starting a fucking conflict.
00:58:15.080
The Biden administration, which they both said, is starting a conflict.
00:58:20.380
Putin comes on TV and says, hey, we are going to attack Ukraine for this reason.
00:58:40.940
Now, do we all understand that in 2014, there was a revolution, a color revolution in Ukraine?
00:58:52.400
Now, George Soros also funds all the Democratic prosecutors in the United States that aren't
00:59:04.780
He fund all these crazy fuckers in our government.
00:59:08.280
He is tied in with the World Economic Forum, which is run by a guy named Klaus Schwab.
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Their whole entire mission is to breed young leaders and place them into government and
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Everything's accepted, except it's not open society.
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So from 2014 till now, that government has been run in Ukraine by people who were not
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A huge portion of Ukrainian population is Russian.
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No different than fucking people who live in Texas.
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Now, Putin comes on TV and says, they're starting this fucking war, blah, blah, blah, blah,
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They start moving military equipment into Ukraine.
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He fucking responds by sending missiles to their military bases, blowing up their planes,
01:00:12.960
If you're trying to invade and destroy a country, why is there still power?
01:00:21.880
Where are the visions on TV of piles of dead bodies?
01:00:25.900
Because if they're trying to make Putin look bad, what would make them look worse than having
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So now we have this complex geopolitical situation where people who aren't even elected officials,
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but just happen to be rich motherfuckers that think the world should be a certain way,
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placing people and having control of our government.
01:00:46.740
It's the way our government is run that is broken and how it's been hijacked by corporate
01:00:52.360
Now, our system works, but our system only works when people of the people represent the
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people, meaning guys like us go into office and we make decisions that are based on what's
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What's happened now is we have a bunch of people who are on the payroll to vote a certain
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way so that they get wealthy and then they fucking get wealthy.
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I'm convinced that's why everything was left behind in Afghanistan.
01:01:26.220
Because I don't know all the details because as you guys have seen, it's impossible to
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Snake Island was, oh my God, you see him tell Russia to fuck off?
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Fucking yesterday comes out as fucking bullshit.
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I said it was bullshit on Friday though, just as a reminder.
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No, I mean, everyone was sort of standing behind that.
01:01:55.760
Like if that was real shit, I'd be like, dude, fucking right.
01:01:59.940
I'm going to explain this whole fucking thing and then we're going to talk about it.
01:02:02.480
So, so now what we have is a situation and I'm getting emails from both sides, people
01:02:09.500
who are in Ukraine, people who are in Russia, and I'm getting opinions on both sides from
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There's people in Ukraine who are like, fuck Russia.
01:02:17.980
And then there's people in Ukraine who are like, bro, they, this administration's killed
01:02:21.980
45,000 fucking Ukrainian citizens since 2014 and nobody's ever talked about it.
01:02:26.980
They run with neo-Nazi patches on their fucking sleeves.
01:02:30.440
That's who we're supporting right now by saying, oh, we, we're standing with Ukraine.
01:02:36.160
So now we have a situation where Putin actually said in his fucking address, I'm going to
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demilitarize their company, their country and clean out the, denazify the country.
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I don't know if the motherfucker's lying or not.
01:02:53.600
I don't know if he was either, but he definitely said it.
01:02:55.500
And so like, dude, so then I think back and I'm like, you know, how bad did they make
01:03:06.060
And Putin and him got along and then Putin got along with Z and then Putin got along with
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And what do all these countries have in common?
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They're all nationalist countries who believe their people first.
01:03:18.480
Do you believe that Russia leaders should think Russia first?
01:03:23.460
Do you think an American leader should think American first?
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They're nationalist countries who believe their people first.
01:03:37.000
Now, a lot of these people are tyrant, dictator, oppressive fucks, but they're nationalist
01:03:49.960
None of them belong to the World Economic Forum.
01:03:52.120
None of them buy into the Great Reset, which is a book by Klaus Schroeder.
01:04:00.000
And so when you think about this whole scenario as to what's going on from big picture, okay,
01:04:04.960
is it possible that Putin understands that all of the other countries that are part of this
01:04:14.620
game plan are now united because of what they just did with this team building exercise of
01:04:20.080
COVID, okay, and on this play of new world order, and that he realizes that if he doesn't
01:04:26.360
fucking stop it, that it's going to eventually fucking take his country too and Z too.
01:04:52.660
Well, I mean, because listen, here's what I'm hearing from people in Ukraine.
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Like you're trying to figure out, you're up here.
01:05:07.840
You're good dudes who want to do the right thing.
01:05:12.380
And so like, that's why your perspective is the way it is versus kind of ours.
01:05:18.480
I'm just saying like, I don't get into the like.
01:05:24.740
So like, that's why our perspectives are a little bit different.
01:05:26.560
Like, I don't, I don't give a fuck about Ukraine.
01:05:32.120
And that's, that's where it comes back to us is, is the humanization piece of it.
01:05:39.080
And it's like, I would, I would do the same thing for, you know, I mean, I feel terrible.
01:05:43.960
The same thing with whenever they're, they're killing, you know, when they're fucking Chinese.
01:05:50.540
You and I, and these guys, and we, I, if a fucking liberal comes,
01:05:55.980
And then he walks across the street and gets hit by a car.
01:06:04.300
But, but, but, but what's wrong is, is in America, the majority of America is like us.
01:06:11.520
And that's what we, we talked about in our book.
01:06:17.300
The issue is, is our leaders do not represent the people of the country.
01:06:25.620
But on top of the fact that because we're so tolerant, that has been taken advantage of.
01:06:34.680
Like, if you call me a grandma killer, okay, I'll just put this mask on real quick.
01:06:41.040
Like, at real talk, I think that's a big problem.
01:06:43.760
I think the 80% of common sense of America needs to be less tolerable in this bullshit.
01:06:50.220
And not only does it get used against us, the majority of Americans have not seen war.
01:06:55.800
The majority of Americans don't believe that evil exists.
01:06:59.560
They don't believe, because every time I bring up this scenario and I get someone who will
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But the thing is, we in America, that problem you're talking about is because we have first
01:07:21.920
Like, you're trying to, like, America, this generation is like the trust fund babies trying
01:07:30.480
And that's, so again, but on the backside of it, they're able to do that because we
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have men and women who are willing to raise their right hand and go do the nation's bidding
01:07:47.180
They protected America so that Americans didn't have to see it.
01:07:50.020
And so we did our job, and this is the result we have, right?
01:07:56.960
Do we just want a war to break out here and then let them have to figure it out, right?
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The world, we live in a world that is fucking fake as fuck because of men like you.
01:08:09.000
And I understand your position a million percent because you're a great fucking human who
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cares about everybody, not just about your own political goals.
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And you wouldn't be you, and you wouldn't be you if you weren't those kind of men.
01:08:26.560
This is kind of off the subject, but it took me 17 years as a Navy SEAL to realize Colonel
01:08:38.420
I want to stay on this track though, because I want to, I want to really, I want to really
01:08:47.200
If that's the case of what's actually happening, if that's the case of what's happening and
01:08:52.440
Putin recognizes that these, these globalist elites are hijacking a country, forcing a system
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of zero fucking ethical value because Putin is a Christian.
01:09:03.020
He wants Christian families to, to, to immigrate to fucking Russia.
01:09:07.400
He's on this big fucking kick about trying to revive Christian values.
01:09:15.020
So, so what I'm, so what I'm saying is if he sees, cause what's happened with basically
01:09:22.560
what's happening in terms of the liberalism is they're trying to demoralize society and
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not demoralize, like make their motivation go away, but actually remove morals.
01:09:40.120
Prostitution, this, that they're trying to make it.
01:09:57.280
You know, the George, you know, he was, he was a fucking Nazi.
01:10:00.620
He was a fucking Nazi in fucking Germany when it was going on as a child.
01:10:06.820
So this dude saying de-Nazify fucking Ukraine and we're over here cheering at the fuck on
01:10:16.900
And don't, I think people need to really dig into this before they just say, oh yeah.
01:10:25.080
The people of Ukraine, they're getting caught in the middle of this shit that is fucked up.
01:10:30.580
Like, cause right now you're looking at this problem from this 30,000 foot view, right?
01:10:42.280
But either way, like you're, you're headed the right direction, right?
01:10:44.980
You are in the right, you know, north, south, east, or west.
01:10:48.820
You might not be on the right azimuth, but you're.
01:10:50.680
I might be going in the front way, not the fucking rear way.
01:11:06.980
We've, we've not, you know, men haven't been fucking men.
01:11:13.280
They haven't stuck in marriages and been there and done their job to, to be a husband,
01:11:17.600
to show their kids what, what a relationship looks like.
01:11:20.340
They haven't stood strong in morals and values because why?
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Because they've gone out and they've, they've seeked this, you know, chasing women and fuck
01:11:28.300
all the disrespecting women and all this other shit.
01:11:33.920
We're all, everybody, everybody is a little guilty of it.
01:11:48.700
You can't worry about, about Ukraine and all this other shit.
01:11:56.800
And I don't mean house in order like these other guys say, where they mean like have
01:12:05.620
I mean, you, of all people, you know, you, you have a, you have the 75 hard challenge.
01:12:23.800
It shows people how to build mental toughness at a very.
01:12:28.020
But is it going to make them look like Derek white out there?
01:12:31.760
Well, but either way, but either way, like if you put a half ass diet in there, you know
01:12:36.220
Is it going to make you look like you're understanding the program?
01:12:39.480
But yeah, but here's what I want to say is, is the standards that are set in America, the
01:12:45.440
If you live by societal standards, this is where America goes.
01:12:52.560
You're going to be a dad that has, I mean, all these things.
01:12:55.000
Dakota, what I'm saying, bro, is that that shit is fed down by these people through our
01:13:00.160
fucking Hollywood narrative, through the fucking media, through the music.
01:13:05.140
Tupac said this shit back in fucking 1990 fucking six, bro.
01:13:11.340
Like that motherfucker, you say whatever you want about him.
01:13:13.420
He understood that we have a culture problem in America.
01:13:17.140
And I agree with you a billion, trillion percent.
01:13:21.200
Like I walk in this building here and I can tell a lot about, about you all by seeing by
01:13:27.740
now I have to talk to you because you can tell me whatever the fuck you want.
01:13:31.900
I can walk through this entire building and I can see how people act.
01:13:34.800
I can see the energy that's back there from people throwing shit in boxes.
01:13:45.540
But anyways, but, but again, like, like just seeing the environment here, seeing how people
01:13:50.480
want to be here, seeing your vision on creating a place where people want to come to work,
01:13:55.180
And you taking care of people and you being willing to stand for those things.
01:13:58.240
Well, I'm responsible for their whole fucking lives.
01:14:00.780
So again, like you got your house in order and look at what you're doing here.
01:14:05.740
And that's where, that's how we fix this problem.
01:14:12.060
Like we, like, we didn't make America any safer.
01:14:16.040
Not one, every motherfucker we killed, we just made 10 more enemies.
01:14:21.640
I didn't want to believe it at the time because I'm like, no, no, we are red, white, blue
01:14:24.900
You know, but no, you're making enemies over there doing, I mean, one of the best, what's
01:14:35.440
Even talking about Iraq today, we're like, what was that all about?
01:14:46.800
Well, but looking back at it now, I don't know.
01:14:49.340
But at the time they, they, you know, they, they bullshitted us.
01:14:55.640
I didn't want to, I didn't want to believe that there are people in the government getting
01:14:57.840
kickbacks from major companies that are funding us with how much the body armor.
01:15:01.600
You can't believe that shit when you're over there doing it.
01:15:11.620
And while we were there, while we were in Afghanistan, Iraq, wherever, wherever that
01:15:18.100
flag on our shoulder, the United States flag is, wherever the fuck we're at, I don't care
01:15:23.600
I don't care if we're standing in Ukraine, Russia, China, wherever.
01:15:26.760
But in Iraq and Afghanistan, I know it's for a fact that every town that I stood in, it
01:15:32.080
They had more opportunity than they ever had because the United States of America was fucking
01:15:42.360
But whether I was passing out soccer balls, making these kids happy, making them to believe
01:15:46.620
and feel this feel of joy that we all take for granted every day, whether I was providing
01:15:51.560
security and I was killing some shithead that was robbing them or was holding them up at
01:15:56.320
a bazaar at their, their market and was beating their mom or whatever, whether I was killing
01:16:00.120
that asshole or, or, or, or whether I was sitting here building wells or schools at the
01:16:04.500
end of the day, the world that we were touching was getting better while we were there.
01:16:11.400
And that is what we can't fix everybody's problems.
01:16:14.580
You can't fix everybody's problem, but you can provide a facility and a place and a culture
01:16:18.600
to where people can come get better if they choose to.
01:16:21.640
Well, dude, look, listen, the country should be run by a motherfucker like you.
01:16:27.940
If everybody had what you're talking about, we wouldn't be in the shit and the world would
01:16:36.760
Well, I mean, I just, I just believe in people, man.
01:16:38.920
But like, I sensed it right away when I met you.
01:16:46.320
And there ain't that many kind of people that have that good of a heart that are willing
01:16:51.160
And like, if we, if we had people like that in our government that were principled, that
01:16:56.600
weren't for sale, well, fucker, you're not for sale.
01:17:14.120
But anyhow, like, dude, if our, our, so everybody's like, our democracy's broken.
01:17:27.620
Except for when they cheat the elections, right?
01:17:35.100
If we don't have, like, you guys see me wear this fucking bison hat all the time.
01:17:38.480
That hat to me represents what the fuck we got to have next.
01:17:45.800
We need real Americans who represent our actual communities to run for office.
01:17:50.960
And get involved in this shit and help straighten these fuckers out.
01:17:54.240
Because right now, what we have leading us, and this is a big misconception here in America.
01:17:59.120
A lot of people believe that our politicians represent our best and brightest.
01:18:03.940
Our best and brightest are doing shit like building companies or doing other things.
01:18:09.220
And they don't want to do that job because they realize how corrupt it is.
01:18:12.660
And if we don't, I think we have one shot at this.
01:18:19.220
I think the gap has to be so fucking wide that they can't cover it.
01:18:22.260
And I think the people that we vote for, whether you believe in Democratic policy or Republican policy or however you fall on the political spectrum, I personally of the belief that we need to vote every single politician out.
01:18:38.680
And replace with actual Americans who are not tied to corporate America, who are not tied to pharma companies, who are not tied to Raytheon, who are not tied to all these huge companies that buy their votes.
01:18:54.320
Yes, who aren't, we need young men and young women who are, and I'm not saying like 20, like fucking AOC is a disaster.
01:19:04.860
We need some people to step up who have real life experience, who understand what the fuck is what.
01:19:11.460
And dude, we need to figure out a way to get people behind that mission to put these kind of people into office.
01:19:26.580
And like, dude, if you look back on movies, like one of my favorite movies is Mel Gibson, The Patriot.
01:19:39.060
Bro, this motherfucker hadn't seen fucking Braveheart until about a week ago.
01:19:47.540
Dude, how do you not see Braveheart and make it to 27, 26 years old?
01:19:56.820
He was telling me it was, don't bang my grandma.
01:20:07.340
We have to get people with the right intent into our system.
01:20:14.400
Like, I could disagree with someone with these other views and have a conversation.
01:20:22.640
You can have a conversation and I hate them too.
01:20:24.000
Well, like, I mean, again, but if you just apply one thing to all this-
01:20:31.140
Just start holding motherfuckers accountable for what they say.
01:20:43.220
It started with removing the Pledge of Allegiance from the schools.
01:20:45.800
It started with 17th place trophies for showing the fuck up.
01:20:48.400
It started when you stopped calling it history.
01:20:53.240
Speaking of our friend Joseph Stalin, I mean, fuck him too.
01:20:56.440
But he did say it's not the person who votes that counts.
01:21:00.140
And, dude, another thing people have to come to terms with,
01:21:03.180
this is a really hard thing for people to understand.
01:21:06.200
What you've been taught in history is only half the fucking story.
01:21:11.940
There's a whole other half of the story that you're not even told about.
01:21:23.040
Whatever they're about to do, ain't going to fucking fix it.
01:21:27.420
It's like, you know, it's looking in the fucking mirror
01:21:29.980
and trying to figure out how you can affect it, right?
01:21:33.020
Because, again, this government's only made up of people.
01:21:42.160
And there's only two types of people in the world.
01:21:45.200
And that is only dictated, not by what you fucked up on
01:21:55.840
I mean, you just, you just, we talked about, you know,
01:22:00.480
back when I was in, and I talk about this story in the book
01:22:03.360
about, you know, I killed this guy with a rock, right?
01:22:09.740
But I'm on top of this guy, and I'll never forget, like,
01:22:12.920
And I remember, like, looking at his eyes and thinking that, like,
01:22:19.220
just, like, there's this look, like, whether it's somebody
01:22:21.480
that I've seen die as a firefighter or whether it's somebody
01:22:25.000
I've seen in combat, there's this look that, like,
01:22:31.740
Because there's a look that a person has when they know
01:22:37.700
And I remember seeing that guy, and I remember just thinking, like,
01:22:43.820
Like, he doesn't think he's wrong, and neither do I.
01:22:47.700
Like, we were literally here just because we were,
01:22:53.460
We're literally here just because we were born in two different places
01:22:59.900
And then I fucking killed him because if not, he was going to kill me.
01:23:02.680
And, but you come back, and it's like, you know,
01:23:07.320
that dude wasn't necessarily, he might not have been evil.
01:23:12.820
And so it's like, we can't get into this narrative of judging people
01:23:18.300
or by letting the fucking media think for us or by letting,
01:23:21.400
because where there's hate, if you ever catch yourself hating something,
01:23:29.680
Man, that's fucking, if you catch yourself like hating something, dude,
01:23:35.500
it was where somebody put an idea in your head.
01:23:40.820
That's why when we go on the street, it ain't like what they say on the media.
01:23:47.500
Nobody's walking through the fucking streets of St. Louis, bro.
01:23:49.920
And saying like, and I'm a white dude in the streets of St. Louis city.
01:23:53.100
I don't know if you know, uh, it's mostly black people.
01:23:59.960
You know why you start seeing like why they always go back to racist.
01:24:13.140
I, I didn't grow up in a society where there was any type of segregation.
01:24:17.540
But look who the motherfuckers lead in this country who are trying to build this narrative
01:24:29.880
It's these old motherfuckers up in Congress who are trying to put this narrative out.
01:24:35.720
That I, that I, that I judge him or I think less of him because we're a different skin color.
01:24:44.940
And that's why it's not sticking, but they have to go with it because the words already
01:24:50.320
And that's why they're making these words like, Oh, if you asked me where I was born,
01:24:53.520
like you want to be able to call you that every fucking chance they get because it's
01:25:00.460
It's been a, it's dude, this is why white people won't stand up and say that's fucked
01:25:05.180
up that they're saying no white people or fuck white people, bro.
01:25:08.400
There's all kinds of anti white narrative on the internet.
01:25:11.540
And if you say the one, the exact same thing about any other race as coming from a white
01:25:17.060
And the reason there is that is because for the last 20 years, anything that you've said,
01:25:23.520
they've called white people racist and they're fucking scared to even say, no, I'm not racist.
01:25:28.100
Well, you say just because you said that you're racist and they don't have to prove that you
01:25:39.220
And so comedians don't even want to make jokes anymore.
01:25:42.260
Cause you're the only ones that can get away with it.
01:25:44.700
Here's the fact that first headline we covered.
01:25:46.780
I think that was the first one about the, the fact is the reason they want to make everything
01:25:50.880
racist is because once we figure out that we are all colorblind, they are fucked.
01:25:56.340
Because everybody's been like, but, but, but again, it's not going to, you know, we're
01:26:02.240
These motherfuckers are going to die way before we do.
01:26:07.640
Did you see what they're doing right now over there?
01:26:09.560
Well, you got Pootler fucking moving around as fucking nukes.
01:26:20.900
If I was going to die of a nuke, I'd want it to be right fucking now, man.
01:26:34.120
We're going to be like, why is the sun coming out?
01:26:36.780
Why is the sun coming out at one o'clock in the morning?
01:26:48.940
You know the John Travolta meme where he's like, y'all got a chocolate fountain up here?
01:26:55.600
Dude, the thing is, we're laughing about being exterminated by these stupid fucks.
01:27:02.740
I mean, and again, not to beat a dead horse, but think about the people with their finger
01:27:13.720
Over the last 20 years, the actual great people of this country have gone out and done great
01:27:26.980
I have neglected my duty to pay attention close enough to these fucking sneaky fucks getting
01:27:39.140
Look at the, look at the, politics is not a career, dude.
01:27:43.220
The value of the city of Washington DC and then look at what they produce.
01:27:51.840
I mean, Pelosi flies $500,000 a week worth of private jets back and forth from California.
01:27:57.700
And people in her district don't even know that she's a representative.
01:28:05.940
People, they, we've had it so good in America that we have lost our interest in preserving
01:28:16.340
And I, but I, I, but again, I think some have, I mean, I, again, I walk into this, I walk
01:28:33.400
Jocko tells me the same thing you're about to say.
01:28:35.400
He's like, this is what, this is what you're supposed to do.
01:28:40.600
I'm saying he tells me that whenever I get fucking pissed off, he's like, bro, calm down.
01:28:45.560
But the thing is, I don't feel like that's, I just don't, it's not enough.
01:29:12.260
After eight years, I'm finally getting good at this shit.
01:29:23.620
Like, you know, like, what have you done today to make the world around you better?
01:29:28.400
Like, leave every room better than you found it.
01:29:32.660
If we all did that, this shit would be fixed in a fucking week.
01:29:44.440
We'll fucking change the world right here with these microphones.
01:29:48.700
This is a much more powerful weapon than any of those other fucking weapons.
01:29:52.520
I mean, again, and it's like, you know, I've been in a ton of facilities, and it's
01:29:56.440
like, you know, everything that you're doing, you are literally influencing down to the
01:30:06.460
You know what the great thing about good culture is?
01:30:10.320
I walk in here every day, and I look at all these people the same way you guys look at
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Because like, all these dudes are doing it, and all these girls are doing it.
01:30:22.000
And they're going to catch you if you don't fucking go.
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Well, when I talk about that, we were really good teams, especially at Teal Team 6, is
01:30:32.320
People, if they want to come to work, they're going to work harder.
01:30:35.120
And I know we said it, but we go back in that warehouse, and motherfuckers want to be at
01:30:49.920
Well, you guys have all seen like the Viking ships, right?
01:30:53.580
And then there's that dude up there with the whip saying, row.
01:30:56.920
You just tell them guys to leave when you guys come.
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Hey, remember about that thing you said about comedy?
01:31:18.820
Well, we had a, you're going to be the first black man to get canceled.
01:31:37.140
This dude, it's more fucking shit than any, than I've ever gotten.
01:31:42.140
Just for having the views he has because he's black.
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It's the thing with the Black Lives Matter thing.
01:31:54.040
It's like, you couldn't believe you didn't agree with them.
01:31:55.520
And then all of a sudden, you're the damn racist.
01:31:56.520
I mean, it's like, when you look at these protests, I mean, you see these white guys in skinny jeans
01:32:06.340
For me, first off, for me as a white man to sit here and act like I know what it's
01:32:12.780
like to be discriminated, like what, what, what someone of color is like to be discriminated
01:32:29.780
Think about how racist it is for a privileged white guy to say black people can't get IDs
01:32:38.600
Dude, they expose their own racial bias and they're too ignorant to see it.
01:32:42.380
I've seen interviews where dudes go, go, go through black neighbors.
01:32:54.760
Why are you wearing my sister's jeans, white boy?
01:32:59.740
Like, dude, how do they not see how racist that is?
01:33:09.300
We can't have online voting because they can't use the internet.
01:33:11.820
It's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
01:33:13.780
First of all, what are you talking about in the first place?
01:33:21.220
The ignorance is the moral superiority of so high in their brain that they don't even
01:33:39.020
Well, I mean, and as soon as, and that's the thing, right?
01:33:42.460
And as soon as, as soon as the people in the nation start to do the same thing, the
01:33:48.080
more, and that's why they keep changing the shit up.
01:33:50.720
They have to keep going a little bit further, right?
01:33:52.080
Now they got to come off the mask because people, like the worst thing would be is everybody
01:33:55.800
We're not doing the mask and it'd still be a law, right?
01:33:58.520
So like, that's why they got to keep trying to keep this going to act like it was their
01:34:07.440
What he's saying, what he's saying is we weren't going to comply anyway.
01:34:11.300
And so they had to change the rule, pretend like it looked like they did it.
01:34:19.700
And that was like, like, you remember like whenever the Omicron came over and everybody
01:34:23.220
was like, oh, they're going to shut us all down again.
01:34:31.100
It's the same thing Martin Luther King talked about.
01:34:43.180
And I'm telling you the majority of America, you, you should come to Texas and just roll
01:34:52.760
We were shooting a flamethrower within 30 seconds.
01:34:59.680
But you'll see, you'll see that the majority of America, we're fine.
01:35:14.580
So if you go downtown for sure, but guess what?
01:35:16.980
Like, like downtown is, there's a ton of motherfuckers around, right?
01:35:22.680
Are they changing their ways or they want you to change?
01:35:31.340
They come up there and turn it into, try to turn it into Californians, but I don't know.
01:35:38.100
It's all these great ideas that are amazing emotionally, but they make no fucking sense
01:35:43.500
It's the whole, well, we, it's the whole gas thing.
01:35:45.940
Like, well, we, we need to become less dependent more, but we can't make our own gas.
01:35:49.960
So we'll just, we'll have fucking planes that fly by windmills.
01:35:56.400
But I think the point that we're missing is into this whole, a key to this is, is when
01:36:12.900
Like, like that's now you're, I mean, let's talk about veterans.
01:36:20.940
Like coming back and getting out and now me being able to walk around with my PTSD service
01:36:25.760
And I get to, you know, I want these companies to change everything up because I want to
01:36:29.680
go to the VA three appointments a day for PTSD.
01:36:31.700
And I blame every fuck up in my life of how much of I'm an alcoholic in the DUIs on the
01:36:53.420
And I was stabbed in the face because the dude that the fucking guy stabbed me had just
01:37:00.720
That's why I got fucking stabbed and I could call racist.
01:37:10.560
They stabbed me here in the fucking side of my face and then here, here.
01:37:18.960
I heard the dude come up and I fucking flinched when I heard him.
01:37:22.820
And if luckily he didn't get my fucking throat, do you think I don't have PTSD for a whole
01:37:27.740
My fucking face was a side of a motherfucking grapefruit.
01:37:32.320
I had every fucking person either say, dude, what the fuck happened to your face?
01:37:40.620
I can't do them because this dude came up from behind me and I'm, I got fucking anxiety
01:37:50.260
But either way, we've been friends for years, but either way, you know, you're, you're, you're,
01:38:02.420
Um, and I have a little game I play with myself in between how many tequilas, but it's a,
01:38:06.300
it's a, what do I see more of a fat person in a wheelchair or a fucking service dog?
01:38:13.960
Like why would I want to get better if I can walk around my dog all the time and you cater
01:38:19.640
Look, I think there's, I think I most, I think that's the key statement.
01:38:27.280
And you're not treating the ones that are the victim.
01:38:29.440
Not the victim, but the guys who are the victim.
01:38:30.520
Dude, what I found, what I found in this scenario is the people that the actual people who have
01:38:35.900
went through the shit are the least vocal about it.
01:38:38.720
It's the people who, who play it up that are the ones that actually, it's like, you always
01:38:43.100
find out there's like, oh yeah, it's like, bro, it's like our friend we were talking about
01:38:47.360
I'm not going to say the name, but the dude was blown up in a thing.
01:38:55.880
And the people like, and I don't, I don't like the level of vocalness, you know, people
01:39:01.000
They need to talk about it more because it helps other people.
01:39:05.360
The people who, who legitimately had it or have it, they're talking about what they're
01:39:12.760
They're not talking about what they got, like trying to out victim you.
01:39:21.620
Well, I talked to some, some Vietnam seals and one of the dudes at a seal reunion said
01:39:26.240
something like, yeah, there was a total of 400 seals that fought in Vietnam.
01:39:38.200
I'm not, I think, and then it becomes a competition on who's his worst.
01:39:45.160
Out, let me, let me see if I can out victim you.
01:39:51.080
That's the, it's the same thing about your book.
01:39:59.400
It actually comes out today when this was released.
01:40:12.880
Guys, the goal here, we want to put this book to number one.
01:40:17.040
We want to put it number one and we have a competition.
01:40:20.360
So the hashtag, Team O'Neill, hashtag Team Meyer.
01:40:27.260
The loser has to, we're going to find the most haunted place in the United States.
01:40:48.340
The best part is we're going to find someone that bought the book randomly and fly them
01:40:59.900
There's a place in Butte, Montana called the Dumas Brothel, the longest running brothel
01:41:09.940
Brainshafts where dudes used to come up to a lunch break.
01:41:11.920
You go pregnant where I will shoot a ghost in his face.
01:41:13.640
I got a picture of a ghost on my phone from this place.
01:41:50.500
Y'all are going to see me walking on the camera.
01:41:56.760
And Dakota goes, I can't believe you believe a ghost.
01:42:05.540
DJ's like, what the fuck is this supposed to mean?
01:42:14.720
I got a picture of a prostitute ghost over this dude's shoulder.
01:42:26.960
I'll walk over to you, and we're going to watch it together.
01:42:29.140
I will not post this video because it will go mega viral.
01:42:49.280
Watch the, this is a carriage, a baby carriage.
01:43:05.060
I got to tell you, I'll tell you, now watch right here on this screen.
01:43:30.680
So anyway, the loser has to spend the day at Burger King.
01:43:33.580
So look, so I'll tell you the story about that fucking video.
01:43:39.340
So, and then I got, I got another photo with me and Sean Whalen where there was a fucking
01:43:59.920
One at the place and one at the, these things go into mine shafts.
01:44:08.200
I mean, I don't, I don't know why that makes your hair stand up.
01:44:10.680
You just had a baby carriage take off at your house.
01:44:13.080
Like, bro, listen, listen, the story about that, we're going to do an episode, a ghost
01:44:22.840
So Emily's going to get so fucking pissed at me for telling the story.
01:44:26.700
So I come home and like, like any person, uh, and, and you guys are going to be shocked
01:44:33.180
when I tell you this, but sometimes I lose my fucking temper.
01:44:40.040
This is like, DJ, this is one of those days where I tell you, I'm like, Hey, tell everybody
01:44:46.700
And, and, and I, I, this was, I was having such a bad day that I went home in the middle
01:44:54.380
This was two o'clock in the afternoon when that happened.
01:45:17.960
I've successfully managed for nobody to say hi to him for 13 years.
01:45:26.000
So fucking, I'm, I'm telling her how we're moving.
01:45:36.120
Cause I had construction in my house for like literally three years in a row.
01:45:55.760
And I'm talking about how we're moving and we're this and that.
01:45:58.500
And where she went, that door that that carriage went to, she, when we got done with that conversation,
01:46:06.960
She went into her office and she has a studio office above that garage.
01:46:11.080
And that fucking cart was pushed right in front of the door where the fuck she was.
01:46:15.260
That's where we move our dogs around in baby carriage.
01:46:19.080
So, but anyhow, like it happened right after the conversation and dude, what she thinks,
01:46:26.100
She thinks that the ghosts got mad because I said we were fucking moving and they didn't
01:46:41.780
The ghost probably didn't want to get yelled at.
01:46:45.540
I'm just getting this motherfucker open his door.
01:46:46.900
I'm going to put all my ghost shit in the carriage.
01:47:03.400
So you're going to sleep in that thing in Montana?
01:47:08.280
We were going to buy it and turn it into a cool speakeasy bed and breakfast type thing.
01:47:16.980
But they said, it'd be fun if you can stay from Friday to Sunday, you get like a free
01:47:23.120
But it's a historical landmark and they won't let you read.
01:47:28.220
Well, they got video shit, like you talking to ghosts, like light the flashlight and it
01:47:40.000
You know what happens to black people at the beginning of horror films, right?
01:47:51.920
I kind of am one up on them because the hashtag team O'Neal turns out from O'Neal wetsuits.
01:48:09.640
It's funny with that, me and Dakota, they're like, how do you, how can you tell who wrote which
01:48:18.680
How much fun was it recording your own voice on the audio book?
01:48:27.980
And it's, well, you remember the thing with the, when they correct your, the way you pronounce
01:48:34.100
It's because we were working on reading the audio book.
01:48:36.620
When you all wonder why I don't read my own book.
01:48:38.580
People are like, why don't you have an audio version of 75 hard?
01:48:41.380
I'll tell you you're reading, you're reading every sentence like seven times.
01:48:45.400
You're reading your book out loud seven or eight times.
01:48:53.180
I was about to say, yeah, Mike, my part, my part of the book is it's really, it's a really
01:48:58.460
fast read because like, I can't, I can't even speak anything over two syllables.
01:49:05.340
People are like, yeah, Andy, we really, we would really like you to, we would support
01:49:17.500
We have our thumbs up segment where I show an article.
01:49:20.440
It's either going to get two thumbs up or two thumbs in the butt.
01:49:28.060
So with that being said, our headline reads, man hospitalized after shoving double A battery
01:49:47.100
He was trying to make the bedroom more electric.
01:49:51.180
An Iranian man was forced to go to the emergency room after shoving a double A battery down his
01:49:56.300
penis in a grotesque stunt worthy of the discovery plus series.
01:50:14.840
So I didn't have the clap, but I thought I had it.
01:50:17.720
What I ended up having was this thing called prostatitis, which is very similar.
01:50:20.740
And you have this goo that comes out your pee hole.
01:50:28.480
I remember the woman grabbing my penis and like squeezing it to get the hole to open up.
01:50:45.860
So, so, so anyway, she squeezed it and she goes, this is going to be uncomfortable.
01:51:06.700
And I just, this, this man, all I want to say is-
01:51:11.340
You're in there like maybe beating a little bit.
01:51:13.160
You got a little shampoo down the hole and then you try to pee and it burns.
01:51:15.740
There's a lot of things that shouldn't go down that hole.
01:51:21.100
If this guy put double-A batteries in his, I'm just going to, I'm going to leave it at
01:51:24.880
Me and him, we're not working with the same thing.
01:51:30.680
There's no way a battery would fit in my pee hole.
01:51:52.080
An unnamed 49-year-old man went to the hospital, okay, where he informed doctors that he had
01:51:58.900
the charging device lodged in his genital for 24 hours.
01:52:04.360
And it was eventually, this case study was published in The Medical Journey.
01:52:31.460
I mean, do you give a thumbs up because it's impressive or a thumbs down because it's fucking
01:52:35.720
Dude, I'm just like over here cringing because I know how bad it hurts to have like soap in
01:52:47.780
Well, if we said two thumbs in the butt, I think this dude would be down.
01:53:18.480
Like, I've wanted to have you both on the show.
01:53:20.040
So to have you both here together, it's been fucking awesome.
01:53:24.700
We're definitely going to cancel for something.
01:53:33.580
Well, if people don't have a sense of humor, I don't want to know.
01:53:36.400
You know, I appreciate you guys as friends, but more so as men, what you guys stand for
01:53:45.140
and what you're about, it's what we need more of.
01:53:48.340
So, you know, any way that we can support anything that you're doing, our community here,
01:53:53.700
the guys listening, the girls listening, please support these guys.
01:53:56.580
These guys, not only have they gone and done things for us, they continue to help make the
01:54:05.320
And I think, Dakota, what you said, man, I think that's a hell of a guide for people
01:54:11.040
You know, start in our own house, start in our own yard, worry about what we're doing
01:54:15.440
And it's a good reminder for me, too, because I get down about this shit.
01:54:22.600
Anytime you get down about it, you just call me.
01:54:38.660
Because I was told before I was real out of the Navy, there's a thing called Twitter,
01:54:42.560
make up a fake name and you'll never know who you are.
01:54:49.820
And then my name leaked for Kilimanjaro and I had 10,000 followers.
01:54:58.600
It worked out as well as putting two AA batteries up your P-hole.
01:55:26.020
If you like the show, if it taught you something, if it made you think, if it gave you a new
01:55:28.940
perspective, if it made you laugh, if it didn't make you laugh, there's something fucking