28. The Last Danceļ¼ Developing Winning Tendencies Part 1
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On this episode of The Realists, we have a very special guest on the show, the one and only DJ Dj! DJ Dj is a man of many talents, but his main point is that he is a fuckboy.
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told my teacher dumb bitch i'm gonna get millions watch this in the project living
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spoke it till existence mold changed to 50 got mold cost than didn't i only weigh 180 but my
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watch cost 250 what's up guys it's andy frisella and this is the show for the realists say goodbye
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to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality
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today we have a very special episode well they're all special let's let's be honest
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they're all very very very special very very special show very special show we have
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the one and only dj dj what is up what's up dude guess what i was up doing at 4 30 in the morning
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masturbating um no that was yesterday um just kidding no you're not
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no i was no dude everybody does it the morning thing is a good thing when you get a little older
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because that's when your shit works the best way right just be real yeah well at my age and with
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my kids i'm usually in bed by nine so some of you young bucks you don't know about this yet
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no idea yeah you gotta roll with the tide man you gotta roll with the tide
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no man what's happening dude i'm i was up at 4 30 see you man it's good to see you and it's uh
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i was up at 4 30 doing my first my first workout today you did uh-huh damn dude yeah you're back
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in the gym uh dude i uh he's committed i miss you guys's influence seriously i'm i'm i'm embarrassed
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i'm mortified uh but i started 75 hard because i knew i need i just need to get back you're gonna
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get it done this time though yeah i i am i'm gonna i'm gonna get it done but i was just like
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you know you've talked you've talked about this before sometimes when it's too easy to keep off
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weight that's a liability so like i don't really gain weight easy but the problem is is that sometimes
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i'm not as motivated yeah but like i started thinking man i'm not i don't feel good i'm back
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to like brain fog and i you know i was looking pretty pretty good at one point so uh the good
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news is i think i think by the end of 75 hard i'm gonna be back where i was oh i guarantee so i'm
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excited about it see i bet by the middle you'll be there yeah but the problem is you know dude you
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gotta finish yeah i just told one dude i'm gonna finish i just told mark out back my buddy mark who
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works here he was he's uh this is the second round of 75 hard yeah all right his first round he's gonna
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get so pissed i'm saying this but i don't care the first round see mark's a mentally tough motherfucker
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okay a lot of people don't realize mark did some time in prison and he spent an entire year in
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solitary entire year okay wow um actually i think it was more than a year i think it was 14 months if
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i remember it right but uh you know he came out you get his shit together he's one of our he's a
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fucking stud here okay now mark did seven now mark's a mentally tough dude and a smart dude i'm gonna
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have him on the podcast eventually but the first time he went through 75 hard he got like i don't
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know halfway through and he's like dude i fucking get this like i get this this is nothing i'm like
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i get it and then he quit right and so so he's like dude i get it no offense man but like you know i did
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this and this so today so he started 75 hard back again nice and today he asked me outside i'm wearing
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my we ain't the same shirt he's like where do i get one of them shirts and i said well i get you one i
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started to walk back there i turn around i said no mo you gotta finish first right and he's like
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i feel like i already paid i said the debt you paid in the past and pay this debt motherfucker
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and dude he just smiled he's like yeah you're right that's awesome but dude he's a stud man
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he's a good kid no dude good kid and a fucking hard worker and a smart guy yeah he's gonna be
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something so i'm excited but i'm definitely gonna stop i mean i'm sorry
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no i'm definitely gonna finish is what i meant yeah you better dude you got 11 days in last time
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i am bitched out i know 11 days that ain't nothing well you know when you're when you're you know i've
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obviously been looking at a lot of stuff that you've been writing about 75 hard and when you're when
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you're being exposed to that like day in and day out after a while you're like you know i probably
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shouldn't just read this i should actually do dude you know what it is man like the 75 hard program
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the whole show ain't gonna be about this but like people don't get it they think it's a fucking
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fitness plan like dude i just got i just saw some lady who's a who's been a trainer for three
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fucking years talking about how it's not optimal for your fucking health because you need
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motherfucker let me tell you something 99.9 percent of people ain't ever worked hard enough to get
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results in their entire fucking lives and then they're trying to have a fucking rest day
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into this day into that day and a cheat day and an off day and dude everybody's living to have
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those days that doesn't change the mentality of someone in their heart that doesn't change their
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ability to control their environment when you're when you're only going six days or five days or three
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days without a fucking break that ain't fucking hard that doesn't test you that doesn't build anything
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and you know what it might be more and there's science that shows it over training is a problem
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but this ain't fucking training this is training your motherfucking brain so that you could turn on
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and turn off discipline at any time you decide you want to and that's what people miss about the
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program if everybody could literally finish what they start at any given time what would your life look
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like differently you know what i'm saying yeah everybody has the goals to be something big
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everybody has the dreams to do something great but the problem is people forget about those dreams 11
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days in vaughn yeah you see what i'm saying yeah so you have to let have this time of of of deprivation
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to build that ability to to grit it out you know what i mean and that's what people don't look at they
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don't look at like you know okay we can go to the gym and lift or we can read a book on meditation
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or we could do this and this and this and dude i'm all about it get your mind right but the point is
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results come from real world action they don't come from fucking meditating or humming or this or that
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or fucking whatever right it comes from doing shit or affirmations right exactly yeah so i'm not
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you know if you're not willing to accept that you're gonna have a hard time in life it's just the way it is
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so well dude i know you're not a huge nba fan but i know you are a fan of overachievers and excellence
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and all that good stuff and um i i i wanted to spend i just selfishly i wanted to spend a little
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bit of time talking to you and sal and all the guys about the last dance this document this
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documentary about michael jordan and the i haven't seen it yet yeah no that's all right um you're you're
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you definitely need to invest the time because you will be saying like amen on every every 30 seconds
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you know yeah because there's some really cool have you seen it sal i have not seen it but i mean
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michael jordan's one of my i mean michael jordan and bo jackson are my two favorite athletes so i
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mean like i'm chomping at the bit but as you know as a father of three you're a father of four yeah the
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time at home right now is a little bit fucking yeah no i get out of fucking whack well and and and uh
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in the interest of full disclosure i've only seen the first three i haven't finished all of them yet
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but although i'm not even sure that they've released all of them yet but uh but there's just a lot of
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things that i thought it would be worth uh unpacking for our for our audience and and uh i also want
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to bring in the tiger king too and not for not for not for a lot of the obvious reasons that's dj's
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favorite show well no dude i want to talk about that because i i mean there's some some kind of
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crazy similarities and dovetails in the story of the chicago bulls and the story of the uh of tiger
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king um and i'm we'll keep you in suspense but the thing i wanted to what was that the bulls fed some
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people to the fucking they're all having sex with each other yeah same chicks i bet michael
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jordan would feed a motherfucker the lions to win he did that i bet he would do that i yeah i would
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yeah no doubt about that yeah well so i said michael jordan's probably the hillary clinton of
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fucking basketball well yeah i saw it this morning i mean these i haven't seen the documentary but
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you're starting to see like some of the things come out i mean i know that the isaiah thomas where he
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didn't shake his hand right um i know that was a huge thing and it was it was something that our
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college coach you know we talked about anyway that's why it's even even today i went and shook
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our architect's hand i look at me i squeeze his hand hard that's what it's the right thing to do
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on on from my behalf that's what i thought but i isaiah thomas they said that i guess there's
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something in a documentary that he didn't make the dream team because he didn't get the blessing of
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michael based off of that interaction if that's the case he's pissed off because he didn't make you
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know what though that's bad culture i agree i don't want the motherfucker on my team either me
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either so right so like i i so it makes me intrigued to watch the documentary because there's a lot of
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listen i the only thing i know is sports like i lived in a locker room i know it i know how it
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and i i understand the difference that's not true you know how to drink you're pretty good
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oh yeah i could dude you're pretty good eater too you're not as good of eater as me yeah eating's
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never really my problem drinking is definitely my problem yeah i mean many people talk about
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working out i probably haven't missed a fucking day of working out in nine months
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i'm good at docking i almost work out he's good at not as good as you
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not as good as you though not i'm not a professional like yourself actually something
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i've never even ventured into the waters dj and you're and you're not going to get me into the
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water no but you know when you start talking about overtraining dj don't like the water you know
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yeah yeah plastic on that furniture i don't take baths dude take showers
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not getting me okay so you're talking about you're talking about isaiah thomas i wasn't going to start
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here but this is a good place to start uh if we're going to have a conversation about excellence and
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what it takes to win so one of the one of the things that isaiah in his defense said is he said
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you know everybody thought i was an asshole but he said you know the game is different today he said
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back when the back when detroit was winning the titles he's like you if you were on the other team
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you were the enemy like we wanted to stomp on your throats he says nowadays guys are they're they're
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playing each other in in the game and then afterwards they're going out and tweeting together
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and having having a ball and like a tweet and they're going to play nba 2k on fucking playstation
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right so it's a dude these guys it's different now people play for themselves now they don't play for
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fucking team anymore right it's what that's with all sports that's with all business too like you
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that's why the culture of just fucking stepping on people's throats has lost favor right because even
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in sports you don't see it you see you see it more at the college level right but still at the
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college level it's still you know like these dudes have all connected their friends through you know
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and dude i'm not saying it's a bad thing like it's not a bad thing to be cordial with people that you
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compete against yeah but fuck man like if i'm competing against you i'm trying to fucking cut
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your fucking head off right right and that that has been lost yeah i don't i mean i don't know that
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it's been lost loss i just think sports are they train you to be an individual now your brand well
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they train you for the contract yeah they train you to be your own brand and that's the i mean that's
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the difference of it i mean you think and i'm not a basketball guy so this maybe you can help me out
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here but you're probably too young but that pistons team was also like the jailhouse team that had
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robman on it they were the bad boys the other bad boys and they banged and it was like it was a hard
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physical like that's what they played and you know and and i saw it i'm not transitioning into but
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you know patrick ewing i think said again i was watching sports center when i was walking this
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morning and the he said there's there's 10 people that have the athleticism of michael jordan today
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in today's sport and if you took those 10 people and put him back into the the late 80s 90s with
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jordan in that prime is jordan the best of all time you know and i really because you look at lebron
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like and tim tim grover's gonna hear this and fucking cut my throat off or uh cut my head off but
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i mean dude lebron's significantly bigger than fucking jordan and he you know but they played a
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much harder basketball game back in the 90s that was actually so big motherfucker so that's actually
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jordan was 6'6 wasn't he yeah but lebron's like 290 or 275 he's a big dude what was jordan and he's
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like 225 or 230 right but but the art see i don't think the common wisdom is everybody i think
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nobody denies that lebron's a superior physical specimen to jordan nobody denies that the question
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is that's not what fucking wins though right that's what that exactly the question is who has the
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greater will to win and i to me it's not even a question i don't think it's a question either and
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that's to andrew's point i don't think it's a question in any fucking sport ever i think he's
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the greatest competitor that we know of in sports of all time yeah period any sport any of the fucking
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four major sports i see him as the greatest competitor right and and i think the results
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speak of it yeah and but the one thing i did even though i haven't seen the documentary yet
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the one thing i did see was that uh jordan was afraid i think believe you sent me that information
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um that jordan was afraid that he's going to be like canceled by the fucking uh you know the
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internet do-gooder fucking army that says it's not appropriate to have that attitude anymore well
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motherfucker dude they were gonna they were gonna accuse him he said he was he said he's gonna
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watch this they're gonna think i'm a horrible horrible dude like a mean guy like you're a verbally
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abusive guy you fucking no motherfucker he wants to fucking win right and like dude necessary dude we
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have this we have this society now that is culturally like people look at people who think
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like that as if there's something wrong with them there's nothing wrong with them they are just
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focused on one thing and that's winning and that doesn't make you any more morally better than
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fucking them right like dude people try to they try to unload this moral baggage because they feel
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morally superior whenever you show like that you're a fucking competitive motherfucker that's
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not to me we should be the ones attacking them for even trying to shame us for that that's my
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opinion oh yeah well i mean i think i'm gonna take your fucking lunch and eat it too like i don't give
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a fuck like i don't exactly exactly i'm wired that way so like i don't you fucking shame me for it i
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don't give a shit i don't care i'm still gonna win yeah i mean i get i mean i've caught shit from so
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many people because i'm so competitive yeah but the truth of the matter is is like we were raised
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that way i mean we got when we were when we were kids like we were rewarded to score goals just like
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a contract yeah we were also rewarded to maybe run kids over dude if we fucking smash someone in a
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fucking game like a football game or a fucking little league football or soccer or whatever
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fuck dude we got a toy like my dad took us to fucking kb toys and let us pick out like a gi joe
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dude or something i forgot about kb toys yeah it wasn't like pet stores it wasn't like he like
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bought us all kinds of toys but like he figured out a little reward system like it was like oh dude
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you get like a five dollar gi joe dude or some shit yeah you play hard today but i like what you said
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one time dude because people get their panties in a lot about that is that it wasn't about hurting
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them it was an indication that you were being aggressive yeah you were being rewarded for being
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aggressive dude and you know what's funny is like in all situations of life in all of them
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when you run up against someone who's that aggressive and that's and that competitive
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because dude we run into people like that sometimes dude you end up respecting those
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absolutely and you're like fuck dude i'm glad i met that dude like that guy like dude you know
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what sal that guy was a pain in our ass but i fucking respect that motherfucker yeah i always
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related to wrestling yeah i always knew when i was on the mat with somebody like i knew when that
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motherfucker had a little little extra in his head yeah you know what i'm saying like god damn
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it you know you're thinking you know and no what it is was you knew when you actually had to wrestle
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yeah you were like motherfucker you know you'd be i always use my head like i'd put my head against
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his and i was just trying to i was seeing how hard i would push on his fucking head before he'd
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fucking break yeah and every time you start pushing and your head starts hurting you're like god
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damn it yeah but yeah but those motherfuckers will quit from that no no i'm with you yeah no i'm with
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you from that but i mean that's life let you pin them because you're fucking making their head
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uncomfortable yeah but that's like you know life when you start talking about being aggressive and
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i think that's the the nature before the people get their panties in a bunch like being aggressive
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you know when you sit when you when you sit you get beat when you pause you get beat because other
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people are taking action and that that being in the corner and getting my dad used to always call
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soccer ball the puck getting in and getting after the puck and go get it like that's life you know
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what i mean like here's an opportunity you gotta go you want a real world example uh let's look at the
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government just taking everybody's fucking rights right now i guarantee if everybody was raised to
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be competitive they wouldn't be able to fucking do that right that's the truth and you guys are out
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there thinking like oh dude you're just a fucking crazy fucking really am i because i've been saying
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this for fucking six weeks and what's happening i read on the news five minutes ago that today in texas
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they got armed fucking citizens protecting businesses that decided to open in spite of the close that is
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beautiful i love it i fucking love it you know what dude they should be open they should have never got
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fucking shut down in the first place and if the if if we can even justify the shutdown it should have been
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until exactly the moment we knew that it wasn't going to be millions of people and that and it should
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have changed right then and went back to normal and everybody else would you know you do what you think
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you can do if you don't want to go in that business or that restaurant because you don't feel safe
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then guess what stay the fuck stay home yeah you if you're scared of getting the shit guess what
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stay home if if i'm monday morning we're stupid because we're gonna go out and catch the shit
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and die don't worry about us we're worried about us motherfucker yeah if i was gonna monday morning
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quarterback the whole situation it would be that it would be hey man you know what don't swim in the
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ocean if you don't if you fucking think that you're scared of sharks you're gonna do like crave
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fucking bunch of laws to fucking put everybody's be walking around a motherfucking bubble wrap
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if you want to open up your business and people want to patron it open the motherfucker up if you
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want to go into a restaurant i talked to my boy last night i don't think you know him yet aaron nash
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my boy from florida yeah i talked to him on nash is utah fuck no he's from florida but he owns some
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gyms all right and my boy is trying to fucking open because he's been closed for six fucking weeks
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and he's been doing all this crazy shit to help his community to be just same stuff we're doing dude
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like trying to help the local businesses he's doing all these things he tries to open the
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fucking police come and tell hey dude we will shut you down if you fucking open and if we shut you
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down for five days in a row then you're going to go to jail then you're going to get turned into the
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business development office whatever they call it down there and they're going to fucking take your
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business license away but i mean isn't the freedom piece of america supposed to be like hey i open my
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doors what i'm saying is that's fucking bullshit it is oh yeah and dude the fact that we have law
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enforcement officials enforcing laws that are not constitutionally fucking in line is a is fucked up
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and they're not laws by the way what they're not laws they're suggestions these are all mere suggestions
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you know like i'm sitting here thinking well i mean if you wanted to go to the gym and you're risking
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going to the gym and you want to go to the gym then go to the motherfucking gym this california
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motherfucker dude his fucking sheriff the orange county sheriff said hey dude i'm not doing no
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dice bro gavin yo gavin uh we're gonna surf do you want to join us you stupid fuck okay gavin
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yeah gavin and karen yeah no shit is that the male karen i'm sure gavin has a real fucking uh
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realistic view of what it's like to be a normal fucking yeah i know nothing about him i'm sure
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he fucking comes from the fucking heart of the streets and the voice of the people right right
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right doesn't he come from that oh yeah like dude i'm just guessing i mean dude this motherfucker
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shutting down the fucking beaches and the cop said no you're not i love that that's fucking america it is
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well i i like your application of aggressiveness to this situation because you're right but i think that
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people in general think of aggressiveness or as a negative thing and uh one of the one of the that's
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because it's been painted like that but what one of the coolest part yeah one of the coolest parts of
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the documentary is where they talk about how there was this rookie or some first or second year player
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who jordan just thought was not rising to the standards and i think it's scotty burrell do you
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do you remember madot yeah it was like the 13th pick of the draft very talented guy and like jordan
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just lit into him and just was riding him hard and everything and people saw the footage and thought
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like man jordan's a jerk and he's like no man i'm not basically like i'm getting in his face because i
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believe in him i believe that he that's why i do that's why i sent you that because that's exactly
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why i know if you guys don't if you guys can't you guys can't see but i'm like rolling my eyes shaking
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my head like what the fuck right like thank you thank you for someone getting understanding it
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like like he was fiery because he actually cared you know dude it's it's hard for me to understand
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how people don't receive that you get what i'm saying yeah like like how this this kind of brings up
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another subject people are so quick to vilify and attack people that are like addressing them this
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way right like dude andy fucking yelled at me whatever he's involved with i'm fucking done with
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motherfucker that's what i do i don't even do how many conversations do i have where my voice
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doesn't sound like this right not not too many no that's true how you doing andy i'm really good
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dude like i'm a fucking passionate motherfucker and i don't speak about shit i don't care about
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dj how many times we've been sitting in the office in there you guys are all talking and you look at
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me and you're like bro you okay i actually about at least five times yeah because i don't speak unless
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i care enough to speak about it i always tell i tell my guys and girls i mean you know listen if i'm
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riding your ass no dude i care that's a good sign yeah it is the moment of stop if you're in the
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silent trip zone dude people you probably need to sharpen your fucking resume no that's the truth
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bro like if you see me not look at you like if i walk through the office i don't fucking look at you
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there's a reason yeah there is a fucking there's a good reason and and and don't second guess it
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either right yeah like hey there's it's not a bad day i didn't fucking look at you oh here's another
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thing let me racially stereotype you guys you're italian what does that mean yeah meaning you're
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trying to say i'm saying you are what are you trying to say italians are historically
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demonstrative people and andrew and i are dj aren't you italian i'm from the waist up yeah
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okay andrew and i technically are two percent african no we're four percent african-american
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two percent asian it's all four percent penis though the good four percent no it's like twelve
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percent yeah that's right it's twelve percent we were twelve percent african and now fucking bill
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gates is over there programming our fucking dna into that fucking vaccine so that we will talk
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like everybody else that's funny that's what's happening dude no in all seriousness though you
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you know italians historically i mean you're talking about the people who are connected to rome
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and the building of the roman empire you guys historically are intense you're it's it's like
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every family has its characteristics and races are just nothing but big families i would be if we were
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we're gonna start our own fucking race isn't that right my dot the first what the driplets the
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driplets oh my god we're gonna start our own race of superior people called the driplets that's
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fine we don't care about anything of your skin color technically we're here because there were no
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driplets that's the truth i have to say joe do you not get that joke every time a dot uh text me i
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have to bond you got that joke didn't you no not really yeah i assume it had something to do with
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you know how babies are made right what babies are made kids he should know all about driplets
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there's no spillage oh okay that's why we're all here that's funny well uh no i every time a dot
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text me about something i have to i have to go to urban dictionary because it's like dude like
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i texted him i texted him a picture and he look at you he's not you're fucking racist dude you're
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talking shit about us being italian now you're picking on him for being bosnian what's next me
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you know what black no but you're only half black can't say that you're half black you're not allowed
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even call yourself black yeah yeah and now what your fiancee said i got a pretty good
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i can only halfway contribute to this conversation so so dj guy's black card fucking revoked by his
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own fiancee my own fiancee that's brutal listen i was telling her about i'm like you know babe i can't
00:25:25.180
wait for you to meet andy he's like super hood like you know i'm saying like you know he's on it
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you know i'm saying i'm like if there was anybody if there was a real black card he'd definitely have
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it and she looks at me she goes uh i'd have to meet him because i don't think you're fully capable
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of of making that decision i said oh all right touche
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i'm i'm so urban that i thought notorious bigg and biggie smalls were two different people
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no fucking way no i did i was like i'm looking up i'm i'm looking up i i we knew we knew how
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i tried biggie smalls into itunes and notorious pig came up and i'm like this is not who i'm looking
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for i'm looking for these guys look alike though they look alike they sound like a twin brother
00:26:20.680
right but wait but you can you can drop the lyrics from boys in the hood i can and like
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no big deal and you didn't know that biggie smalls well that was you know boys in the i mean nwa
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that's way before biggie right yeah i mean still if you know the lyrics nwa you should know who the
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fuck biggie smalls is that's probably true but dude you got listen you just went by the way you
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know what i've decided i'm very urban that's true you know i decided what my favorite probably my
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favorite rap song of all time i i i really i recently decided this it's uh the one with uh
00:26:53.080
dr dre and snoop the the next episode i love that i love that so good that's what that's what uh murph
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i'm gonna memorize that i'm gonna memorize that and i want you guys to invite me to perform that
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summer smash bro we had a kid uh guy who works here murph he's good dude fucking everybody on their
00:27:09.280
first day has to sing karaoke yeah see and he karaoke he karaoke that song it was good too really
00:27:14.940
different song no the uh next episode the uh oh yeah you're right yeah the murder the death row's
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greatest hits the two disc was the fucking album man you talk about the one with the weed leaf on
00:27:25.260
the front no no that's the chronic oh yeah two disc greatest hits was the fucking best i haven't
00:27:29.180
had that i haven't heard oh dude it was it was fucking i have a question i don't i don't i don't
00:27:33.720
need the greatest hits because i know the real albums yeah okay it's hits for white people
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it's probably the most famous fucking the most famous rap fucking cd ever produced was the chronic
00:27:46.420
by dre yeah well you don't know it no i i knew it before you knew it so so here's the one with
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the weed leaf here's my question here's my question i know rap has evolved a lot in the last 30 years
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no i think it's regressed not evolved you think so yeah no here's my question you gotta be honest
00:28:02.580
but dude we sound fucking old as fuck saying that but dude i know but like dude that's like our that's
00:28:07.460
like our dad saying what the fuck you guys listen to these days because like all the young kids dude
00:28:12.140
they think right now i will say young dolphin keeglock starting to get it right yeah because
00:28:17.620
they're starting to rap again but the fucking shit that they call rap right now ain't fucking rap
00:28:23.300
it's bullshit i so my here's my question by today's standards or by any standards is ll cool j still cool
00:28:29.900
yeah dude because he's like cool is he classic he's cool j he's cool j classic i mean like his
00:28:35.420
ladies love cool james not not only that i've seen the deep i'm the type of guy bro you know how
00:28:40.680
yeah yeah i mean first of all oh dude he's talented working out he's fucking jack about you
00:28:46.560
phenomenon he's good looking he can act i mean the motherfucker's good 100 years old he looks like
00:28:51.460
he's fucking 35 don't crack that's what they say about me you know what i like about him he's the
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only black guy in a horror movie that did not die that's my idol that makes ll the black chuck
00:29:02.580
norris yeah i mean because dude every black person a fucking horror movie guys everybody bro i i
00:29:08.920
follow he follows me back dude oh that's awesome cool day yeah that's dope why isn't he on the show
00:29:13.020
i don't know i'll ask him he'd be on the show yeah we talked a couple times on dms he's dude i mean
00:29:18.840
look it's fucking ll cool j right right like you don't bring ll cool j is like the black matthew
00:29:25.800
mcconaughey yeah you do not you do not bring matthew mcconaughey around your chick yeah and you
00:29:33.300
don't bring ll cool j around your chick yeah because he'll start singing doing it doing it
00:29:37.020
and then what will happen is that he'll start fucking he'll put doing it on and then you know
00:29:45.060
you're gonna you're gonna have to like retreat your wife will start it's unstoppable yeah your
00:29:49.180
wife will start going i'm gonna call you big daddy and scream your name and then bro you don't exist
00:29:54.320
anymore you know what's really funny about this you're sitting you're sitting on the couch in the
00:29:57.940
fucking living room crying your fucking hands you're using you're using vaughn's login to porn hub
00:30:03.140
hey vaughn man what's your password you know what i think is so funny about this is that you guys all
00:30:07.960
grew up you know i mean yes i did have the nwa and the easy e and that kind of thing but but what's really
00:30:14.000
funny is he's very very very very what's really funny is you guys know all these like crazy rap
00:30:20.740
songs i actually literally know rap songs about abstinence urban you are urban bro bro you throw
00:30:31.420
in a cricket there it's true what the fuck i know there's there's a there's a group there's a christian
00:30:38.880
everybody's face right there nobody had nothing i literally like that was a mic drop i literally
00:30:46.420
thought did he just say that yeah did it just come out it did no no there's a rap there's a christian
00:30:52.720
rap group named dc talk and they had a song called i don't want it dc talk yeah yeah and they actually
00:30:57.260
have a lot of people like their stuff but they had a song they had a song called i don't want it
00:31:01.020
oh yeah you want me to spit some bars no i can spit some bars i don't want it about a few chicks
00:31:07.940
too that might not be about abstinence bro that might have been about like yours would be like i
00:31:16.020
don't want it again that's what the fucking song's about i guarantee it oh my gosh well someday i'll
00:31:24.780
have to spit some bars on dc talks abstinence uh but uh okay so bringing it back to the lyrics bro i
00:31:30.380
gotta hear it let's do a lyric breakdown s-e-x is a test when i'm press so backup girl with less of
00:31:35.500
that zest and press this brother with a life of virtue the innocent how is that spent it's gonna
00:31:39.400
hurt you what i was how is backing up and hurting her abstinence bro safe is the way they say to play
00:31:45.560
then again safe ain't safe at all today it ain't the one guy looks like hey it's just the lyrics he's
00:31:50.720
trying to get that box cut trying to bring it back oh yeah we oh nice oh dude those are the three
00:31:55.260
dudes now now the guy on the far left like he's got he has been trying there's been major two white
00:32:02.500
dudes and a black two white dudes they're friends from they grew up in like some really urban uh urban
00:32:07.220
area actually no they they newport from manhattan kansas like yeah right exactly no but the downtown
00:32:14.400
area kevin smith the guy that actually has a good voice a lot of uh a lot of like big acts wanted him
00:32:20.540
to be the the lead singer but yeah yeah but uh yeah so crazy stuff but anyway bringing it back to
00:32:26.760
uh michael jordan and i because i want to fuckers like a reverse are you right and this discussion on
00:32:32.220
uh discussion on excellence fucking white dude on the left white dude on the right black dude in the
00:32:38.280
middle and they're singing about no sex man ain't right that ain't right come on um so one of the
00:32:45.360
other things that's really interesting about about this documentary is talking about like the dynamics
00:32:49.840
between the front office and michael jordan stop putting it on the screen
00:32:54.260
this is what our podcast cover needs to look like
00:32:58.440
dj's put it up on the fucking screen what what did you put up oh
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anyway oh my goodness oh gosh jordan in the front office let's go
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watch this in the project living down spoke it till existence