REAL AF with Andy Frisella - May 03, 2020


28. The Last Dance： Developing Winning Tendencies Part 1

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Andy Frisella
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Michael Jordan Hillary Clinton Andy Frisilla
27. Real Talk： Construction Of A Championship Caliber Mindset 30. The Last Dance： Developing Winning Tendencies Part 3

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On this episode of The Realists, we have a very special guest on the show, the one and only DJ Dj! DJ Dj is a man of many talents, but his main point is that he is a fuckboy.

Transcript

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00:00:04.680 spoke it till existence mold changed to 50 got mold cost than didn't i only weigh 180 but my 0.99
00:00:11.520 watch cost 250 what's up guys it's andy frisella and this is the show for the realists say goodbye 0.98
00:00:17.360 to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality 0.56
00:00:23.080 today we have a very special episode well they're all special let's let's be honest 0.91
00:00:28.360 they're all very very very special very very special show very special show we have
00:00:34.960 the one and only dj dj what is up what's up dude guess what i was up doing at 4 30 in the morning 0.97
00:00:44.940 masturbating um no that was yesterday um just kidding no you're not 0.77
00:00:52.120 no i was no dude everybody does it the morning thing is a good thing when you get a little older 0.99
00:00:58.540 because that's when your shit works the best way right just be real yeah well at my age and with 0.97
00:01:02.920 my kids i'm usually in bed by nine so some of you young bucks you don't know about this yet 0.99
00:01:07.180 no idea yeah you gotta roll with the tide man you gotta roll with the tide
00:01:10.800 no man what's happening dude i'm i was up at 4 30 see you man it's good to see you and it's uh 0.99
00:01:16.980 i was up at 4 30 doing my first my first workout today you did uh-huh damn dude yeah you're back 0.63
00:01:24.040 in the gym uh dude i uh he's committed i miss you guys's influence seriously i'm i'm i'm embarrassed 0.94
00:01:30.920 i'm mortified uh but i started 75 hard because i knew i need i just need to get back you're gonna
00:01:36.700 get it done this time though yeah i i am i'm gonna i'm gonna get it done but i was just like
00:01:41.180 you know you've talked you've talked about this before sometimes when it's too easy to keep off
00:01:46.920 weight that's a liability so like i don't really gain weight easy but the problem is is that sometimes
00:01:52.100 i'm not as motivated yeah but like i started thinking man i'm not i don't feel good i'm back
00:01:57.620 to like brain fog and i you know i was looking pretty pretty good at one point so uh the good
00:02:04.340 news is i think i think by the end of 75 hard i'm gonna be back where i was oh i guarantee so i'm
00:02:09.620 excited about it see i bet by the middle you'll be there yeah but the problem is you know dude you
00:02:15.860 gotta finish yeah i just told one dude i'm gonna finish i just told mark out back my buddy mark who
00:02:20.760 works here he was he's uh this is the second round of 75 hard yeah all right his first round he's gonna 0.99
00:02:27.560 get so pissed i'm saying this but i don't care the first round see mark's a mentally tough motherfucker 0.99
00:02:32.860 okay a lot of people don't realize mark did some time in prison and he spent an entire year in 0.99
00:02:37.840 solitary entire year okay wow um actually i think it was more than a year i think it was 14 months if 0.97
00:02:44.340 i remember it right but uh you know he came out you get his shit together he's one of our he's a 0.97
00:02:51.300 fucking stud here okay now mark did seven now mark's a mentally tough dude and a smart dude i'm gonna 0.97
00:02:57.080 have him on the podcast eventually but the first time he went through 75 hard he got like i don't 0.98
00:03:02.980 know halfway through and he's like dude i fucking get this like i get this this is nothing i'm like 0.97
00:03:09.200 i get it and then he quit right and so so he's like dude i get it no offense man but like you know i did 0.85
00:03:17.020 this and this so today so he started 75 hard back again nice and today he asked me outside i'm wearing
00:03:23.320 my we ain't the same shirt he's like where do i get one of them shirts and i said well i get you one i
00:03:28.940 started to walk back there i turn around i said no mo you gotta finish first right and he's like 0.99
00:03:34.080 i feel like i already paid i said the debt you paid in the past and pay this debt motherfucker 0.99
00:03:39.140 and dude he just smiled he's like yeah you're right that's awesome but dude he's a stud man 0.99
00:03:44.620 he's a good kid no dude good kid and a fucking hard worker and a smart guy yeah he's gonna be
00:03:51.280 something so i'm excited but i'm definitely gonna stop i mean i'm sorry 0.93
00:03:54.720 no i'm definitely gonna finish is what i meant yeah you better dude you got 11 days in last time
00:04:00.640 i am bitched out i know 11 days that ain't nothing well you know when you're when you're you know i've 0.54
00:04:08.060 obviously been looking at a lot of stuff that you've been writing about 75 hard and when you're when
00:04:13.020 you're being exposed to that like day in and day out after a while you're like you know i probably
00:04:18.580 shouldn't just read this i should actually do dude you know what it is man like the 75 hard program 0.98
00:04:24.560 the whole show ain't gonna be about this but like people don't get it they think it's a fucking 0.91
00:04:30.000 fitness plan like dude i just got i just saw some lady who's a who's been a trainer for three 1.00
00:04:35.380 fucking years talking about how it's not optimal for your fucking health because you need 0.99
00:04:41.040 motherfucker let me tell you something 99.9 percent of people ain't ever worked hard enough to get 1.00
00:04:46.440 results in their entire fucking lives and then they're trying to have a fucking rest day 1.00
00:04:50.220 into this day into that day and a cheat day and an off day and dude everybody's living to have 0.99
00:04:56.100 those days that doesn't change the mentality of someone in their heart that doesn't change their
00:05:01.440 ability to control their environment when you're when you're only going six days or five days or three 0.94
00:05:07.360 days without a fucking break that ain't fucking hard that doesn't test you that doesn't build anything 0.96
00:05:13.060 and you know what it might be more and there's science that shows it over training is a problem 0.99
00:05:19.580 but this ain't fucking training this is training your motherfucking brain so that you could turn on 0.99
00:05:24.780 and turn off discipline at any time you decide you want to and that's what people miss about the 0.99
00:05:30.060 program if everybody could literally finish what they start at any given time what would your life look
00:05:37.380 like differently you know what i'm saying yeah everybody has the goals to be something big
00:05:43.680 everybody has the dreams to do something great but the problem is people forget about those dreams 11
00:05:50.700 days in vaughn yeah you see what i'm saying yeah so you have to let have this time of of of deprivation
00:05:58.220 to build that ability to to grit it out you know what i mean and that's what people don't look at they
00:06:04.000 don't look at like you know okay we can go to the gym and lift or we can read a book on meditation
00:06:08.820 or we could do this and this and this and dude i'm all about it get your mind right but the point is 0.97
00:06:14.000 results come from real world action they don't come from fucking meditating or humming or this or that 0.97
00:06:20.220 or fucking whatever right it comes from doing shit or affirmations right exactly yeah so i'm not 0.98
00:06:25.300 you know if you're not willing to accept that you're gonna have a hard time in life it's just the way it is 0.99
00:06:31.160 so well dude i know you're not a huge nba fan but i know you are a fan of overachievers and excellence
00:06:37.520 and all that good stuff and um i i i wanted to spend i just selfishly i wanted to spend a little
00:06:42.760 bit of time talking to you and sal and all the guys about the last dance this document this
00:06:47.220 documentary about michael jordan and the i haven't seen it yet yeah no that's all right um you're you're
00:06:52.120 you definitely need to invest the time because you will be saying like amen on every every 30 seconds
00:06:58.320 you know yeah because there's some really cool have you seen it sal i have not seen it but i mean
00:07:02.000 michael jordan's one of my i mean michael jordan and bo jackson are my two favorite athletes so i
00:07:06.100 mean like i'm chomping at the bit but as you know as a father of three you're a father of four yeah the 0.95
00:07:11.080 time at home right now is a little bit fucking yeah no i get out of fucking whack well and and and uh 0.97
00:07:16.480 in the interest of full disclosure i've only seen the first three i haven't finished all of them yet 0.94
00:07:20.660 but although i'm not even sure that they've released all of them yet but uh but there's just a lot of
00:07:25.220 things that i thought it would be worth uh unpacking for our for our audience and and uh i also want
00:07:30.980 to bring in the tiger king too and not for not for not for a lot of the obvious reasons that's dj's
00:07:35.220 favorite show well no dude i want to talk about that because i i mean there's some some kind of
00:07:40.580 crazy similarities and dovetails in the story of the chicago bulls and the story of the uh of tiger
00:07:46.920 king um and i'm we'll keep you in suspense but the thing i wanted to what was that the bulls fed some 0.99
00:07:52.040 people to the fucking they're all having sex with each other yeah same chicks i bet michael 1.00
00:07:59.080 jordan would feed a motherfucker the lions to win he did that i bet he would do that i yeah i would 1.00
00:08:03.520 yeah no doubt about that yeah well so i said michael jordan's probably the hillary clinton of 0.99
00:08:08.440 fucking basketball well yeah i saw it this morning i mean these i haven't seen the documentary but 0.73
00:08:12.960 you're starting to see like some of the things come out i mean i know that the isaiah thomas where he 0.98
00:08:16.800 didn't shake his hand right um i know that was a huge thing and it was it was something that our
00:08:20.720 college coach you know we talked about anyway that's why it's even even today i went and shook
00:08:25.460 our architect's hand i look at me i squeeze his hand hard that's what it's the right thing to do
00:08:28.480 on on from my behalf that's what i thought but i isaiah thomas they said that i guess there's
00:08:33.820 something in a documentary that he didn't make the dream team because he didn't get the blessing of
00:08:37.500 michael based off of that interaction if that's the case he's pissed off because he didn't make you 0.99
00:08:41.300 know what though that's bad culture i agree i don't want the motherfucker on my team either me 0.95
00:08:44.580 either so right so like i i so it makes me intrigued to watch the documentary because there's a lot of 0.96
00:08:49.120 listen i the only thing i know is sports like i lived in a locker room i know it i know how it
00:08:55.600 and i i understand the difference that's not true you know how to drink you're pretty good
00:08:59.840 oh yeah i could dude you're pretty good eater too you're not as good of eater as me yeah eating's
00:09:05.480 never really my problem drinking is definitely my problem yeah i mean many people talk about
00:09:09.360 working out i probably haven't missed a fucking day of working out in nine months 0.94
00:09:12.640 i'm good at docking i almost work out he's good at not as good as you 0.95
00:09:16.160 not as good as you though not i'm not a professional like yourself actually something
00:09:20.520 i've never even ventured into the waters dj and you're and you're not going to get me into the
00:09:24.060 water no but you know when you start talking about overtraining dj don't like the water you know
00:09:29.820 yeah yeah plastic on that furniture i don't take baths dude take showers
00:09:34.540 not getting me okay so you're talking about you're talking about isaiah thomas i wasn't going to start
00:09:40.860 here but this is a good place to start uh if we're going to have a conversation about excellence and
00:09:45.080 what it takes to win so one of the one of the things that isaiah in his defense said is he said 0.92
00:09:51.440 you know everybody thought i was an asshole but he said you know the game is different today he said 0.94
00:09:56.800 back when the back when detroit was winning the titles he's like you if you were on the other team 0.98
00:10:04.440 you were the enemy like we wanted to stomp on your throats he says nowadays guys are they're they're
00:10:10.740 playing each other in in the game and then afterwards they're going out and tweeting together 0.99
00:10:14.660 and having having a ball and like a tweet and they're going to play nba 2k on fucking playstation 0.96
00:10:18.720 right so it's a dude these guys it's different now people play for themselves now they don't play for 0.97
00:10:24.100 fucking team anymore right it's what that's with all sports that's with all business too like you 0.97
00:10:29.160 that's why the culture of just fucking stepping on people's throats has lost favor right because even 0.99
00:10:34.620 in sports you don't see it you see you see it more at the college level right but still at the 0.98
00:10:40.900 college level it's still you know like these dudes have all connected their friends through you know
00:10:46.260 and dude i'm not saying it's a bad thing like it's not a bad thing to be cordial with people that you 0.99
00:10:50.420 compete against yeah but fuck man like if i'm competing against you i'm trying to fucking cut 0.99
00:10:56.580 your fucking head off right right and that that has been lost yeah i don't i mean i don't know that 1.00
00:11:02.500 it's been lost loss i just think sports are they train you to be an individual now your brand well 0.99
00:11:07.080 they train you for the contract yeah they train you to be your own brand and that's the i mean that's
00:11:11.000 the difference of it i mean you think and i'm not a basketball guy so this maybe you can help me out
00:11:14.960 here but you're probably too young but that pistons team was also like the jailhouse team that had
00:11:19.480 robman on it they were the bad boys the other bad boys and they banged and it was like it was a hard
00:11:23.120 physical like that's what they played and you know and and i saw it i'm not transitioning into but
00:11:29.660 you know patrick ewing i think said again i was watching sports center when i was walking this
00:11:34.020 morning and the he said there's there's 10 people that have the athleticism of michael jordan today
00:11:39.620 in today's sport and if you took those 10 people and put him back into the the late 80s 90s with
00:11:45.660 jordan in that prime is jordan the best of all time you know and i really because you look at lebron 0.98
00:11:50.700 like and tim tim grover's gonna hear this and fucking cut my throat off or uh cut my head off but 0.99
00:11:55.420 i mean dude lebron's significantly bigger than fucking jordan and he you know but they played a 0.99
00:12:01.560 much harder basketball game back in the 90s that was actually so big motherfucker so that's actually 0.98
00:12:07.400 jordan was 6'6 wasn't he yeah but lebron's like 290 or 275 he's a big dude what was jordan and he's 0.79
00:12:13.580 like 225 or 230 right but but the art see i don't think the common wisdom is everybody i think
00:12:20.020 nobody denies that lebron's a superior physical specimen to jordan nobody denies that the question
00:12:25.200 is that's not what fucking wins though right that's what that exactly the question is who has the 0.90
00:12:30.600 greater will to win and i to me it's not even a question i don't think it's a question either and 0.94
00:12:35.240 that's to andrew's point i don't think it's a question in any fucking sport ever i think he's 0.94
00:12:40.040 the greatest competitor that we know of in sports of all time yeah period any sport any of the fucking 0.94
00:12:47.200 four major sports i see him as the greatest competitor right and and i think the results
00:12:53.920 speak of it yeah and but the one thing i did even though i haven't seen the documentary yet
00:12:58.680 the one thing i did see was that uh jordan was afraid i think believe you sent me that information 0.66
00:13:05.040 um that jordan was afraid that he's going to be like canceled by the fucking uh you know the 0.93
00:13:12.460 internet do-gooder fucking army that says it's not appropriate to have that attitude anymore well 0.99
00:13:18.500 motherfucker dude they were gonna they were gonna accuse him he said he was he said he's gonna 1.00
00:13:24.880 watch this they're gonna think i'm a horrible horrible dude like a mean guy like you're a verbally 1.00
00:13:29.420 abusive guy you fucking no motherfucker he wants to fucking win right and like dude necessary dude we 1.00
00:13:35.820 have this we have this society now that is culturally like people look at people who think 1.00
00:13:42.160 like that as if there's something wrong with them there's nothing wrong with them they are just
00:13:47.980 focused on one thing and that's winning and that doesn't make you any more morally better than 0.96
00:13:57.080 fucking them right like dude people try to they try to unload this moral baggage because they feel 1.00
00:14:05.740 morally superior whenever you show like that you're a fucking competitive motherfucker that's 1.00
00:14:11.540 not to me we should be the ones attacking them for even trying to shame us for that that's my 1.00
00:14:17.680 opinion oh yeah well i mean i think i'm gonna take your fucking lunch and eat it too like i don't give 0.99
00:14:22.760 a fuck like i don't exactly exactly i'm wired that way so like i don't you fucking shame me for it i 0.99
00:14:28.540 don't give a shit i don't care i'm still gonna win yeah i mean i get i mean i've caught shit from so 0.99
00:14:34.060 many people because i'm so competitive yeah but the truth of the matter is is like we were raised 0.98
00:14:37.860 that way i mean we got when we were when we were kids like we were rewarded to score goals just like 0.89
00:14:42.880 a contract yeah we were also rewarded to maybe run kids over dude if we fucking smash someone in a 0.99
00:14:50.060 fucking game like a football game or a fucking little league football or soccer or whatever 1.00
00:14:54.620 fuck dude we got a toy like my dad took us to fucking kb toys and let us pick out like a gi joe 1.00
00:15:01.200 dude or something i forgot about kb toys yeah it wasn't like pet stores it wasn't like he like 0.99
00:15:05.900 bought us all kinds of toys but like he figured out a little reward system like it was like oh dude
00:15:11.820 you get like a five dollar gi joe dude or some shit yeah you play hard today but i like what you said 0.80
00:15:16.440 one time dude because people get their panties in a lot about that is that it wasn't about hurting 0.92
00:15:21.000 them it was an indication that you were being aggressive yeah you were being rewarded for being
00:15:25.260 aggressive dude and you know what's funny is like in all situations of life in all of them
00:15:30.380 when you run up against someone who's that aggressive and that's and that competitive
00:15:34.880 because dude we run into people like that sometimes dude you end up respecting those 0.97
00:15:39.360 absolutely and you're like fuck dude i'm glad i met that dude like that guy like dude you know 1.00
00:15:44.080 what sal that guy was a pain in our ass but i fucking respect that motherfucker yeah i always 1.00
00:15:47.840 related to wrestling yeah i always knew when i was on the mat with somebody like i knew when that 1.00
00:15:51.700 motherfucker had a little little extra in his head yeah you know what i'm saying like god damn 0.99
00:15:55.540 it you know you're thinking you know and no what it is was you knew when you actually had to wrestle 1.00
00:16:00.520 yeah you were like motherfucker you know you'd be i always use my head like i'd put my head against 1.00
00:16:05.460 his and i was just trying to i was seeing how hard i would push on his fucking head before he'd 1.00
00:16:09.300 fucking break yeah and every time you start pushing and your head starts hurting you're like god 1.00
00:16:12.880 damn it yeah but yeah but those motherfuckers will quit from that no no i'm with you yeah no i'm with 1.00
00:16:17.160 you from that but i mean that's life let you pin them because you're fucking making their head 1.00
00:16:20.760 uncomfortable yeah but that's like you know life when you start talking about being aggressive and 0.98
00:16:24.720 i think that's the the nature before the people get their panties in a bunch like being aggressive
00:16:28.180 you know when you sit when you when you sit you get beat when you pause you get beat because other
00:16:33.820 people are taking action and that that being in the corner and getting my dad used to always call
00:16:38.540 soccer ball the puck getting in and getting after the puck and go get it like that's life you know
00:16:43.020 what i mean like here's an opportunity you gotta go you want a real world example uh let's look at the 0.75
00:16:48.300 government just taking everybody's fucking rights right now i guarantee if everybody was raised to 0.95
00:16:52.080 be competitive they wouldn't be able to fucking do that right that's the truth and you guys are out 0.99
00:16:56.100 there thinking like oh dude you're just a fucking crazy fucking really am i because i've been saying 0.99
00:17:01.460 this for fucking six weeks and what's happening i read on the news five minutes ago that today in texas 0.99
00:17:07.540 they got armed fucking citizens protecting businesses that decided to open in spite of the close that is 0.99
00:17:15.320 beautiful i love it i fucking love it you know what dude they should be open they should have never got 0.99
00:17:21.100 fucking shut down in the first place and if the if if we can even justify the shutdown it should have been 0.89
00:17:27.640 until exactly the moment we knew that it wasn't going to be millions of people and that and it should 0.99
00:17:33.000 have changed right then and went back to normal and everybody else would you know you do what you think
00:17:38.740 you can do if you don't want to go in that business or that restaurant because you don't feel safe 1.00
00:17:42.960 then guess what stay the fuck stay home yeah you if you're scared of getting the shit guess what 1.00
00:17:48.340 stay home if if i'm monday morning we're stupid because we're gonna go out and catch the shit 1.00
00:17:53.380 and die don't worry about us we're worried about us motherfucker yeah if i was gonna monday morning 1.00
00:17:57.200 quarterback the whole situation it would be that it would be hey man you know what don't swim in the 0.99
00:18:03.420 ocean if you don't if you fucking think that you're scared of sharks you're gonna do like crave 1.00
00:18:07.200 fucking bunch of laws to fucking put everybody's be walking around a motherfucking bubble wrap 1.00
00:18:11.120 if you want to open up your business and people want to patron it open the motherfucker up if you 1.00
00:18:16.160 want to go into a restaurant i talked to my boy last night i don't think you know him yet aaron nash 0.99
00:18:21.740 my boy from florida yeah i talked to him on nash is utah fuck no he's from florida but he owns some 0.95
00:18:26.860 gyms all right and my boy is trying to fucking open because he's been closed for six fucking weeks 0.96
00:18:32.580 and he's been doing all this crazy shit to help his community to be just same stuff we're doing dude 0.97
00:18:38.880 like trying to help the local businesses he's doing all these things he tries to open the 0.99
00:18:45.880 fucking police come and tell hey dude we will shut you down if you fucking open and if we shut you 0.99
00:18:51.160 down for five days in a row then you're going to go to jail then you're going to get turned into the 1.00
00:18:56.200 business development office whatever they call it down there and they're going to fucking take your 0.98
00:19:00.740 business license away but i mean isn't the freedom piece of america supposed to be like hey i open my 0.99
00:19:05.080 doors what i'm saying is that's fucking bullshit it is oh yeah and dude the fact that we have law 1.00
00:19:11.580 enforcement officials enforcing laws that are not constitutionally fucking in line is a is fucked up 1.00
00:19:19.720 and they're not laws by the way what they're not laws they're suggestions these are all mere suggestions 0.99
00:19:25.080 you know like i'm sitting here thinking well i mean if you wanted to go to the gym and you're risking 0.96
00:19:29.000 going to the gym and you want to go to the gym then go to the motherfucking gym this california 1.00
00:19:32.240 motherfucker dude his fucking sheriff the orange county sheriff said hey dude i'm not doing no 1.00
00:19:38.800 dice bro gavin yo gavin uh we're gonna surf do you want to join us you stupid fuck okay gavin 1.00
00:19:50.500 yeah gavin and karen yeah no shit is that the male karen i'm sure gavin has a real fucking uh 1.00
00:20:00.740 realistic view of what it's like to be a normal fucking yeah i know nothing about him i'm sure 0.99
00:20:06.040 he fucking comes from the fucking heart of the streets and the voice of the people right right 1.00
00:20:10.660 right doesn't he come from that oh yeah like dude i'm just guessing i mean dude this motherfucker 1.00
00:20:15.500 shutting down the fucking beaches and the cop said no you're not i love that that's fucking america it is 0.99
00:20:21.060 well i i like your application of aggressiveness to this situation because you're right but i think that 0.99
00:20:26.040 people in general think of aggressiveness or as a negative thing and uh one of the one of the that's
00:20:31.300 because it's been painted like that but what one of the coolest part yeah one of the coolest parts of
00:20:36.740 the documentary is where they talk about how there was this rookie or some first or second year player
00:20:43.040 who jordan just thought was not rising to the standards and i think it's scotty burrell do you
00:20:48.600 do you remember madot yeah it was like the 13th pick of the draft very talented guy and like jordan
00:20:56.220 just lit into him and just was riding him hard and everything and people saw the footage and thought
00:21:01.700 like man jordan's a jerk and he's like no man i'm not basically like i'm getting in his face because i 0.92
00:21:08.420 believe in him i believe that he that's why i do that's why i sent you that because that's exactly 0.99
00:21:13.240 why i know if you guys don't if you guys can't you guys can't see but i'm like rolling my eyes shaking
00:21:17.760 my head like what the fuck right like thank you thank you for someone getting understanding it
00:21:22.480 like like he was fiery because he actually cared you know dude it's it's hard for me to understand 0.65
00:21:31.120 how people don't receive that you get what i'm saying yeah like like how this this kind of brings up
00:21:40.500 another subject people are so quick to vilify and attack people that are like addressing them this 0.96
00:21:52.720 way right like dude andy fucking yelled at me whatever he's involved with i'm fucking done with 0.99
00:21:59.680 motherfucker that's what i do i don't even do how many conversations do i have where my voice 0.99
00:22:06.240 doesn't sound like this right not not too many no that's true how you doing andy i'm really good 1.00
00:22:12.800 dude like i'm a fucking passionate motherfucker and i don't speak about shit i don't care about 0.99
00:22:18.560 dj how many times we've been sitting in the office in there you guys are all talking and you look at 1.00
00:22:23.300 me and you're like bro you okay i actually about at least five times yeah because i don't speak unless
00:22:27.860 i care enough to speak about it i always tell i tell my guys and girls i mean you know listen if i'm 0.96
00:22:34.380 riding your ass no dude i care that's a good sign yeah it is the moment of stop if you're in the 0.99
00:22:39.120 silent trip zone dude people you probably need to sharpen your fucking resume no that's the truth 1.00
00:22:43.720 bro like if you see me not look at you like if i walk through the office i don't fucking look at you 0.99
00:22:47.620 there's a reason yeah there is a fucking there's a good reason and and and don't second guess it 0.96
00:22:51.620 either right yeah like hey there's it's not a bad day i didn't fucking look at you oh here's another 0.96
00:22:56.240 thing let me racially stereotype you guys you're italian what does that mean yeah meaning you're 0.91
00:23:02.640 trying to say i'm saying you are what are you trying to say italians are historically
00:23:06.800 demonstrative people and andrew and i are dj aren't you italian i'm from the waist up yeah
00:23:11.260 okay andrew and i technically are two percent african no we're four percent african-american 0.95
00:23:16.000 two percent asian it's all four percent penis though the good four percent no it's like twelve 0.99
00:23:22.520 percent yeah that's right it's twelve percent we were twelve percent african and now fucking bill 1.00
00:23:27.560 gates is over there programming our fucking dna into that fucking vaccine so that we will talk 0.99
00:23:32.600 like everybody else that's funny that's what's happening dude no in all seriousness though you 0.99
00:23:37.060 you know italians historically i mean you're talking about the people who are connected to rome
00:23:41.700 and the building of the roman empire you guys historically are intense you're it's it's like
00:23:47.460 every family has its characteristics and races are just nothing but big families i would be if we were 0.96
00:23:53.960 we're gonna start our own fucking race isn't that right my dot the first what the driplets the 0.96
00:23:58.980 driplets oh my god we're gonna start our own race of superior people called the driplets that's 0.99
00:24:07.800 fine we don't care about anything of your skin color technically we're here because there were no
00:24:13.220 driplets that's the truth i have to say joe do you not get that joke every time a dot uh text me i
00:24:24.340 have to bond you got that joke didn't you no not really yeah i assume it had something to do with
00:24:28.600 condoms oh god i miss you
00:24:33.820 you know how babies are made right what babies are made kids he should know all about driplets
00:24:41.760 there's no spillage oh okay that's why we're all here that's funny well uh no i every time a dot
00:24:49.180 text me about something i have to i have to go to urban dictionary because it's like dude like 0.99
00:24:53.960 i texted him i texted him a picture and he look at you he's not you're fucking racist dude you're 0.98
00:25:00.060 talking shit about us being italian now you're picking on him for being bosnian what's next me 1.00
00:25:04.100 you know what black no but you're only half black can't say that you're half black you're not allowed 1.00
00:25:08.580 even call yourself black yeah yeah and now what your fiancee said i got a pretty good 1.00
00:25:12.880 i can only halfway contribute to this conversation so so dj guy's black card fucking revoked by his 0.99
00:25:18.220 own fiancee my own fiancee that's brutal listen i was telling her about i'm like you know babe i can't 0.98
00:25:25.180 wait for you to meet andy he's like super hood like you know i'm saying like you know he's on it
00:25:29.280 you know i'm saying i'm like if there was anybody if there was a real black card he'd definitely have
00:25:33.800 it and she looks at me she goes uh i'd have to meet him because i don't think you're fully capable
00:25:38.680 of of making that decision i said oh all right touche
00:25:45.940 i'm i'm so urban that i thought notorious bigg and biggie smalls were two different people
00:25:54.440 no fucking way no i did i was like i'm looking up i'm i'm looking up i i we knew we knew how 0.92
00:26:03.980 urban you were when you said i'm so urban 0.98
00:26:06.860 i tried biggie smalls into itunes and notorious pig came up and i'm like this is not who i'm looking
00:26:15.360 for i'm looking for these guys look alike though they look alike they sound like a twin brother
00:26:20.680 right but wait but you can you can drop the lyrics from boys in the hood i can and like
00:26:26.980 no big deal and you didn't know that biggie smalls well that was you know boys in the i mean nwa
00:26:31.600 that's way before biggie right yeah i mean still if you know the lyrics nwa you should know who the 0.94
00:26:36.320 fuck biggie smalls is that's probably true but dude you got listen you just went by the way you 0.98
00:26:41.400 know what i've decided i'm very urban that's true you know i decided what my favorite probably my 0.97
00:26:47.020 favorite rap song of all time i i i really i recently decided this it's uh the one with uh
00:26:53.080 dr dre and snoop the the next episode i love that i love that so good that's what that's what uh murph
00:26:59.180 i'm gonna memorize that i'm gonna memorize that and i want you guys to invite me to perform that
00:27:03.840 summer smash bro we had a kid uh guy who works here murph he's good dude fucking everybody on their 0.99
00:27:09.280 first day has to sing karaoke yeah see and he karaoke he karaoke that song it was good too really 0.94
00:27:14.940 different song no the uh next episode the uh oh yeah you're right yeah the murder the death row's 0.96
00:27:21.080 greatest hits the two disc was the fucking album man you talk about the one with the weed leaf on 0.98
00:27:25.260 the front no no that's the chronic oh yeah two disc greatest hits was the fucking best i haven't 0.99
00:27:29.180 had that i haven't heard oh dude it was it was fucking i have a question i don't i don't i don't 0.98
00:27:33.720 need the greatest hits because i know the real albums yeah okay it's hits for white people 0.96
00:27:37.780 it's probably the most famous fucking the most famous rap fucking cd ever produced was the chronic 0.92
00:27:46.420 by dre yeah well you don't know it no i i knew it before you knew it so so here's the one with 0.98
00:27:51.260 the weed leaf here's my question here's my question i know rap has evolved a lot in the last 30 years
00:27:56.380 no i think it's regressed not evolved you think so yeah no here's my question you gotta be honest 0.94
00:28:02.580 but dude we sound fucking old as fuck saying that but dude i know but like dude that's like our that's 0.98
00:28:07.460 like our dad saying what the fuck you guys listen to these days because like all the young kids dude 0.99
00:28:12.140 they think right now i will say young dolphin keeglock starting to get it right yeah because 1.00
00:28:17.620 they're starting to rap again but the fucking shit that they call rap right now ain't fucking rap 1.00
00:28:23.300 it's bullshit i so my here's my question by today's standards or by any standards is ll cool j still cool 1.00
00:28:29.900 yeah dude because he's like cool is he classic he's cool j he's cool j classic i mean like his 0.98
00:28:35.420 ladies love cool james not not only that i've seen the deep i'm the type of guy bro you know how 0.92
00:28:40.680 yeah yeah i mean first of all oh dude he's talented working out he's fucking jack about you 0.99
00:28:46.560 phenomenon he's good looking he can act i mean the motherfucker's good 100 years old he looks like 0.99
00:28:51.460 he's fucking 35 don't crack that's what they say about me you know what i like about him he's the 0.99
00:28:55.320 only black guy in a horror movie that did not die that's my idol that makes ll the black chuck 1.00
00:29:02.580 norris yeah i mean because dude every black person a fucking horror movie guys everybody bro i i 0.98
00:29:08.920 follow he follows me back dude oh that's awesome cool day yeah that's dope why isn't he on the show 0.98
00:29:13.020 i don't know i'll ask him he'd be on the show yeah we talked a couple times on dms he's dude i mean
00:29:18.840 look it's fucking ll cool j right right like you don't bring ll cool j is like the black matthew 0.98
00:29:25.800 mcconaughey yeah you do not you do not bring matthew mcconaughey around your chick yeah and you 0.98
00:29:33.300 don't bring ll cool j around your chick yeah because he'll start singing doing it doing it 0.99
00:29:37.020 and then what will happen is that he'll start fucking he'll put doing it on and then you know 0.99
00:29:45.060 you're gonna you're gonna have to like retreat your wife will start it's unstoppable yeah your 1.00
00:29:49.180 wife will start going i'm gonna call you big daddy and scream your name and then bro you don't exist 1.00
00:29:54.320 anymore you know what's really funny about this you're sitting you're sitting on the couch in the 1.00
00:29:57.940 fucking living room crying your fucking hands you're using you're using vaughn's login to porn hub 1.00
00:30:03.140 hey vaughn man what's your password you know what i think is so funny about this is that you guys all 1.00
00:30:07.960 grew up you know i mean yes i did have the nwa and the easy e and that kind of thing but but what's really
00:30:14.000 funny is he's very very very very what's really funny is you guys know all these like crazy rap
00:30:20.740 songs i actually literally know rap songs about abstinence urban you are urban bro bro you throw 0.97
00:30:31.420 in a cricket there it's true what the fuck i know there's there's a there's a group there's a christian 0.76
00:30:38.880 everybody's face right there nobody had nothing i literally like that was a mic drop i literally 0.97
00:30:46.420 thought did he just say that yeah did it just come out it did no no there's a rap there's a christian
00:30:52.720 rap group named dc talk and they had a song called i don't want it dc talk yeah yeah and they actually
00:30:57.260 have a lot of people like their stuff but they had a song they had a song called i don't want it
00:31:01.020 oh yeah you want me to spit some bars no i can spit some bars i don't want it about a few chicks 1.00
00:31:07.940 too that might not be about abstinence bro that might have been about like yours would be like i 0.99
00:31:16.020 don't want it again that's what the fucking song's about i guarantee it oh my gosh well someday i'll 0.98
00:31:24.780 have to spit some bars on dc talks abstinence uh but uh okay so bringing it back to the lyrics bro i 0.98
00:31:30.380 gotta hear it let's do a lyric breakdown s-e-x is a test when i'm press so backup girl with less of 0.83
00:31:35.500 that zest and press this brother with a life of virtue the innocent how is that spent it's gonna
00:31:39.400 hurt you what i was how is backing up and hurting her abstinence bro safe is the way they say to play
00:31:45.560 then again safe ain't safe at all today it ain't the one guy looks like hey it's just the lyrics he's
00:31:50.720 trying to get that box cut trying to bring it back oh yeah we oh nice oh dude those are the three
00:31:55.260 dudes now now the guy on the far left like he's got he has been trying there's been major two white
00:32:02.500 dudes and a black two white dudes they're friends from they grew up in like some really urban uh urban
00:32:07.220 area actually no they they newport from manhattan kansas like yeah right exactly no but the downtown
00:32:14.400 area kevin smith the guy that actually has a good voice a lot of uh a lot of like big acts wanted him
00:32:20.540 to be the the lead singer but yeah yeah but uh yeah so crazy stuff but anyway bringing it back to
00:32:26.760 uh michael jordan and i because i want to fuckers like a reverse are you right and this discussion on 0.99
00:32:32.220 uh discussion on excellence fucking white dude on the left white dude on the right black dude in the 1.00
00:32:38.280 middle and they're singing about no sex man ain't right that ain't right come on um so one of the 0.99
00:32:45.360 other things that's really interesting about about this documentary is talking about like the dynamics
00:32:49.840 between the front office and michael jordan stop putting it on the screen
00:32:54.260 this is what our podcast cover needs to look like 0.98
00:32:58.440 dj's put it up on the fucking screen what what did you put up oh 0.99
00:33:04.120 anyway oh my goodness oh gosh jordan in the front office let's go 0.99
00:33:09.840 let's go
00:33:11.020 let's go
00:33:13.820 watch this in the project living down spoke it till existence
00:33:17.640 while i i'm from where you can't trust
00:33:19.400 so welcome