REAL AF with Andy Frisella - August 05, 2022


352. Andy & DJ CTI: Brittney Griner Verdict, MMA Fighter Takes Down NYC Assault Suspect & Nancy Pelosi Prepares To Visit DMZ With North Korea


Episode Stats

Length

56 minutes

Words per Minute

179.61478

Word Count

10,155

Sentence Count

1,086

Misogynist Sentences

42

Hate Speech Sentences

57


Summary

On this episode of The Reelest, DJ Cruz and I discuss the return of the Choco Taco, and the impact it has had on the market. We also talk about our thoughts on the new Choco Tacos.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What is up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to
00:00:21.000 the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality
00:00:26.240 guys. I know you clicked the link, I know you already know, but come in close because I
00:00:32.980 got something for you. Come on a little closer, a little bit closer, come here. Nah, I'm not
00:00:39.140 going to bite you, come here. Today, we've got Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet.
00:00:47.980 That is fucking right. Yeah. What's up dude? Yeah, I mean everything's good. Yeah. I was
00:00:53.600 saying maybe, maybe if you're blind, you didn't know what the, I know. I still like
00:00:57.460 to do it. It sounds, it feels right. Listen, we got to do, we got to be authentic. We got
00:01:02.860 to do what feels right. I know you motherfuckers clicked the link. I already know you know it's
00:01:06.860 CTI, but I like it. But just in case you forgot, I don't give a shit. Makes me feel good. It
00:01:14.280 kind of sets the rhythm for the show, man. Yeah, for sure. You know, like life's about
00:01:18.360 momentum and rhythm. It really is. That's a natural process. That's right. So if I don't
00:01:22.760 get hyped, if I don't do the way I want, it don't come out right. Would you like me
00:01:27.160 to do this? Hey guys, welcome to Andy and DJ Cruz's the internet. Yeah, no, that's, that's
00:01:32.500 ass. Yeah. And that's every other podcast on the planet. That's real. There's a lot of
00:01:37.960 man. Bro, let me give you all a podcasting fucking tip. What you put in the microphone
00:01:43.220 comes out at a diluted rate. Okay. If you give a hundred percent in that microphone, bro,
00:01:48.240 it comes out 50% in the listener's ear. So don't be afraid to get wild and get loud
00:01:53.980 and have some fucking fun with the microphone because bro, the enthusiasm that you'll create
00:01:59.080 will move people. That's my tip of the day. You could stop the show right there, bro. You
00:02:04.660 could stop the show right there. And I just gave you the fucking gold of podcast information.
00:02:10.600 Have some motherfucking enthusiasm. Get wild, have fun. Do it. Yeah.
00:02:19.240 Fuck. What do we got, bro? Hey man, we got some crazy shit, man. I think, I think before
00:02:24.400 we even get to the headlines, before we get to the headlines, let's have some housekeeping.
00:02:28.560 Right. Right. No, we got it. We got it. I need, can we, uh, where is it? We need Andy
00:02:32.960 Thomas real quick. Oh, we, Oh, Oh, Oh, you mean, is this what I think it is? Yeah. Oh, you
00:02:40.460 mean you must be talking. See, I haven't seen this. I don't see you guys don't understand.
00:02:46.240 I don't see these things. I'm not in the team meeting for the show, but I know what
00:02:51.220 this is. This has to be Choco Taco time. It's Choco Taco time. Yeah. Let's hear about
00:02:58.040 it. So, uh, the, the, this article came out. I didn't have time to put it in. Hold on.
00:03:04.100 I will read the article today. That's fine. That's fine. I mean, it's only, it's only
00:03:10.880 fair. All right. Make sure when you post it, you post it that big. I should take up the
00:03:17.740 whole page. Klondike looking at bringing back the Choco Taco after consumer uproar in the
00:03:27.520 coming years. No. And by consumer, they meant Andy. If they bring this back, you motherfuckers
00:03:33.840 better send me some Choco Tacos, bro. Cause I saved that bitch. Who told you it was? Humanity
00:03:40.380 is safe. You did. You did. You did. Klondike. You, you funny guys. Yeah. You funny Klondike
00:03:47.420 guys. Do you think they even really had to do that to like, get like, bro, like this, their
00:03:51.940 sales has, has Choco Taco sales really been going down? Bro, do you, how many kids walk
00:03:57.840 through this office? Ask me in the last week. They're like, bro, what's Choco Taco? I never
00:04:01.660 had one. Are you fucking serious? Dude, right there. He's from fucking India. That doesn't
00:04:05.860 count. You don't think they have fucking ice cream in India? Do they? I don't know. I've
00:04:13.500 lived there since 2014. Never heard of Choco Taco. See? This market is thin. Now I really
00:04:18.100 want it. See? See? It worked. Just like you said, it worked. Don't be doubting my shit.
00:04:24.500 Well, you know, to be fair, I couldn't tell you the last time I had one. You know what's
00:04:28.220 funny? This is no joke. Yeah. I knew this was bullshit. Did I not know it was bullshit?
00:04:35.040 No, you did. Your motherfuckers heard me say it was bullshit. But when I talk about what's
00:04:38.500 going on in the world, you still fucking doubt me. You still fucking doubt me. So people
00:04:43.840 believe you about the ice cream. About the fucking ice cream. But not anything else.
00:04:47.380 They're like, oh, this guy's a conspiracy theorist. Fuck, man. It's like, what's your
00:04:51.220 credibility on the Choco Taco? I'm a conspiracy realist. Yeah, no shit. What's your credibility?
00:04:55.900 I don't know. I mean, I think I know a little bit about fucking ice cream. Hey, Klondike,
00:05:00.440 send me a check, you motherfuckers. By the way. Bro, look how good those things look.
00:05:05.720 Dude. God damn. Listen, man. I don't take ads on the show, but I would take one from Klondike.
00:05:12.740 You motherfuckers want to pay me some money? I'll have a Choco Taco right here every
00:05:16.760 motherfucking day. And I can try them on air for the first time. That's right. I won't
00:05:20.880 eat them because I ain't about eating that shit like that no more. But I will definitely
00:05:24.700 put them right here so everybody can see. We'll talk about it. And you can pay me a lot
00:05:29.120 of money. I saved the Choco Taco. I think I think that's that's the next fucking headline.
00:05:35.240 No, that's the next fucking headline is a podcast from Missouri saves Choco Taco for a
00:05:43.520 s'mores party. Yes. Get on that, bro. Pick that up. I just we had to address it. We had to address
00:05:51.280 it, man. So no, actually, I can see the headline right now. I can see it. Domestic terrorist
00:06:00.240 podcaster from Missouri militia member terror threat all around terrible human saves the Choco
00:06:09.600 taco, which means with toxic masculinity. That's right. With this toxic masculinity. And which
00:06:16.100 means Choco Tacos is racist. I got one better here. Klondike is now associated with all right
00:06:23.360 extremists. And then shit, guess what? This shit goes up. Choco Taco is going to be on the domestic
00:06:30.320 terrorist before you fucking know it. It's going to be Andy, DJ and Choco Taco. Choco Taco, bro.
00:06:37.200 I mean, I mean, it's a polar bear. So we got to be honest. I mean, it's a polar bear, right?
00:06:42.160 That's that's that's white supremacy. I mean, I don't know if there's anything other than look
00:06:47.160 at that. There's anything more white supremacist than a fucking polar bear is for the fucking
00:06:51.320 it's huge. It's white and it kills everything. That's what I'm saying. You know, we don't hear
00:06:56.380 anything about, you know, the black bears or the grizzly bears. Panda bear is where it's
00:07:03.660 bad. Panda bear is pretty cool. Yeah, it was pretty cool. Fucking polar bears, bro.
00:07:07.860 Yeah, they're fucking racist. They'll get you. Yeah. Yeah.
00:07:12.280 Klondike's synonymous with white supremacist.
00:07:16.380 You know, I swear. That's what the fuck they would write. That shit is going to come out.
00:07:20.120 I guarantee you that shit's going to come out. Oh, bro. Fuck these people, man.
00:07:26.060 Tried to cancel Klondike, man. You know what? I saved that shit. I'm sticking to it.
00:07:30.820 You fuckers are welcome. Don't say I never did nothing for you. Right. Right. Never mind
00:07:36.700 the years of entrepreneurial tips and the fucking speaking out against the fucking shit bags
00:07:41.740 of the world. I saved motherfucking chocolate taco. I want the I want the you know what?
00:07:47.560 They'll give the presidential medal of freedom for that shit. I mean, yeah, I think it's pretty
00:07:51.640 important. Fuckers, American hero. Saved Klondike bar. All right, let's do the show. Let's get
00:07:56.860 into it, man. Guys, remember, as always, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures,
00:08:00.700 links, videos, go to Andy for seller dot com. We link them all. So I'm not an energy drink
00:08:05.560 guy. Uh huh. So like I'm over here sipping on this drink.
00:08:10.940 So do you guys drink these like all at once or do you like take drinks of them like you
00:08:15.540 would drink a beer? More like a beer, right? Yeah, more like a beer. Like kind of sip on
00:08:19.740 it. All right. Just making sure that's what I've been doing. Let's make sure I'm doing it
00:08:23.280 right. I don't fucking know how to do it. I never had energy drink my life. Oh, and once you once
00:08:27.980 you finish it, you got to punch a hole in the drywall. No, once you finish it, see that's
00:08:32.060 monster. Oh, that's monster. OK, well, I changed my name to Kyle.
00:08:38.660 No offense to the Kyle's. Yeah, sorry, Kyle's you guys. I mean, some of you guys are cool.
00:08:42.020 Yeah. Change your name, though. All right, let's go. Let's get into it, man. Guys,
00:08:48.680 we're actually getting something right now. Guys, we got breaking news. Breaking news. Breaking
00:08:54.780 news. Brittany Griner trial, Russian court, hands down verdict, sentence in WNBA star's
00:09:02.500 case. So Brittany Griner, everybody's been seeing it. Brittany Griner, she is an American
00:09:08.820 basketball superstar, an Olympic gold medalist, learned her fate in a Russian court after she
00:09:13.840 pleaded guilty to a drug charge last month. A Russian judge convicted Griner of drug possession
00:09:20.020 and drug smuggling and sentenced her to nine years in prison. She was also fined one million
00:09:29.160 rubles, the equivalent of about sixteen thousand dollars. Griner, she's 31. She appeared in the
00:09:36.020 courtroom in Kimke just outside of Moscow. She issued an apology ahead of her verdict and
00:09:41.400 sentencing as prosecutors pushed for nine and a half year sentence. This is her statement. She
00:09:47.040 says, quote, I want to apologize to my teammates, my club, my fans and the city of Yekaterinburg
00:09:54.900 for my mistake that I made and the embarrassment that I brought on them. She said, quote, I want
00:10:00.740 to apologize to my parents, my siblings, the Phoenix Mercury organization back at home, the
00:10:06.340 amazing women of the WNBA and my amazing spouse back at home. Griner contended that she made,
00:10:12.480 quote, an honest mistake when she brought vape cartridges containing oils derived from cannabis
00:10:17.380 into a Moscow airport back in February, adding, quote, I hope in your ruling it does not end my life.
00:10:25.120 Griner was returning to her Russian basketball team, UMMC Yekaterinburg, after there was a pause of the
00:10:32.220 season for international play. She called Katerinburg her second home. Russian media.
00:10:38.200 Well, yeah, because she hates America. That's one. Exactly. So let's let's hold on.
00:10:43.120 Call it out. Let's be fucking real. This is one. This is a woman. All right. And listen,
00:10:47.980 I want you to listen to the whole clip of what I'm about to say. Because I don't like Brittany
00:10:52.480 Griner. I've never fucking liked her. It don't have nothing to do with her being fucking black or
00:10:57.580 any other shit you guys want to accuse me of. She beats the shit out of her girlfriend. Hold on.
00:11:01.700 She fucking hates America. She's been vocally outspoken about freedom in America. She's fucking
00:11:07.880 done all the woke shit. Okay. I don't like her. I don't stand with that shit. However,
00:11:17.300 this is bullshit. And even though I don't like her, I don't have to like her in America.
00:11:23.260 America. She's an American citizen. Okay. This is what America should be like to me.
00:11:29.700 I think that we need to go get the fuck, get her the fuck back here. That's bullshit.
00:11:34.740 We need to step in and figure that the fuck out, which is going to be hard to do because the United
00:11:40.200 States government keeps giving Ukraine billions of fucking dollars. And if you don't think that
00:11:45.420 they're punishing her for this, you're insane. Yep. Okay. So it's ironic because these are the
00:11:51.780 people that she supported who are now ultimately creating the position that she's in and not going
00:11:57.240 to do anything about it. Come on now. Now here's what I'll tell you. If I was president, this shit
00:12:04.000 wouldn't happen. No fucking chance. If Trump was president, it wouldn't fucking happen. And Trump
00:12:09.820 would save her even though he knows that she fucking hates them because he's a fucking American.
00:12:15.980 She's an American. I don't have to like her. This is wrong. And what else is wrong? And Rogan
00:12:24.880 said this yesterday and I posted it and it's the truth. There should be zero fucking people
00:12:30.640 in prison for fucking marijuana, right? There should be zero people in prison for motherfucking
00:12:35.700 mushrooms. This is bullshit. That's oppression. Okay. Alcohol is far more damaging. And anybody
00:12:44.020 who's ever used the substances that I just mentioned, you fucking know that's the truth.
00:12:49.000 But yet they push this alcohol lifestyle on us. Like it's fucking normal to go get fucked
00:12:54.180 up Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and then spend the rest of the week trying to
00:12:58.540 fucking just skate through life. In fact, that's what they want. Because when you live like that,
00:13:03.720 it's almost impossible to get ahead. Okay. So as much as I don't like Brittany Griner and
00:13:09.360 as much as I hate her fucking politics and as much as I hope that she now has learned
00:13:15.620 her lesson. And I hope that you observing this will learn your lesson that America is
00:13:20.380 not such a bad fucking place. Right. Okay. They're putting her in prison for nine years
00:13:25.660 for a motherfucking vape cartridge that fucking half your country walks around with their pocket
00:13:30.320 every day. That's the thing. It's fucking bullshit. Yeah. And bro, you know, I see people online
00:13:37.280 saying, Oh, good. That's what she gets. No, that's bullshit. You're going to be about America
00:13:43.120 or you're fucking not. She's an American citizen. She deserves the fucking treatment of any other
00:13:49.140 American citizen held captive in any other motherfucking country. And we need to handle it.
00:13:53.540 That's my opinion. Yeah. And I, and you know what? She could continue to hate me, but I'm still
00:13:58.800 going to fight for her to not be in a fucking Russian prison for motherfucking vape cartridges.
00:14:02.740 That's bullshit. That's real. That's my take. No, that's real. And hopefully she learns.
00:14:10.400 Hopefully she figures it out. Hopefully we get her back and her life isn't ruined for
00:14:14.660 no fucking reason. But you know, at some point in time, dude, you guys got to have to learn
00:14:22.060 that it's different everywhere else. Yeah. And we all have this tremendous opportunity here
00:14:26.780 being from different cultures, different heritages, different races, fucking working
00:14:33.200 together to create an amazing country that is free and is free of shit. Like going to jail
00:14:38.720 for nine motherfucking years for something that literally ultimately comes out of the motherfucking
00:14:43.960 ground as bullshit. She didn't fucking rape someone. She didn't fucking kill someone. That's nine
00:14:51.560 motherfucking years of her life, dude, at 31 years old. That's the best part of her fucking life.
00:14:56.780 For a fucking vape. That's fucking wrong, bro. Any way you slice it for any fucking human,
00:15:05.200 whether they like me or not like me. And for that, I'll fucking speak up about.
00:15:11.400 Yeah, that's real. That's real. I mean, you know, there were talks about, you know, the
00:15:15.620 U.S. trading the Russian merchant of death, trading those. But, you know, Russia quickly
00:15:21.780 into those conversations. Biden just released a statement on this. His statement said, quote,
00:15:28.380 today, American citizen Brittany Griner received a prison sentence that is one more reminder of what
00:15:34.120 the world already knew. Russia is wrongfully detaining Britain. It's unacceptable. And I call
00:15:39.840 on Russia to release her immediately so she can be with her wife, loved ones, friends and teammates.
00:15:44.680 My administration will continue to work tirelessly and pursue every possible avenue to bring Brittany
00:15:50.240 and Paul Whelan home safely as soon as possible. And here's another thing I'll fucking tell you
00:15:55.540 guys. You know, the fucking progressive left of this country, you motherfuckers think there's
00:16:01.300 no rules because they ain't enforcing the rules here. So you go all over the fucking world and
00:16:05.520 think that everybody's got to respect you or like, you know, that they respect you because
00:16:09.100 you're black and you're gay and they give a fuck. Bro, that shit don't work over there.
00:16:13.960 It doesn't work in any other country. In fact, she probably got a harsher sentence because of it
00:16:17.860 there. You know, we're very fucking free here. And you motherfuckers are fucking it up.
00:16:25.080 You're rooting for communists to come in and fucking literally enslave us because you can't
00:16:30.500 stand the fucking people that you think fucking hate you that don't.
00:16:36.560 Yeah, I want one ironic thing that I think is funny, though, is with Biden trying to make
00:16:43.020 this political this this boat bogus plea like like guys, I understand this. There are still
00:16:48.100 people that are in jail right now, right now from Biden's 1994 crime bill do over the exact
00:16:54.320 same thing. DJ, we have people in prison all over the fucking world. This is this is a political
00:16:59.740 fucking play because she's known. OK, and they're going to try to turn this into like
00:17:04.380 this, you know, Putin's a bigot because he's anti gay. And look, that's why fucking it's
00:17:10.600 important to maintain freedom in fucking America, because most of the world persecutes people like
00:17:15.420 that. So maybe not fucking Neil when they play the motherfucking anthem. Maybe not burn the fucking
00:17:22.320 flag, you stupid fucks. Maybe maybe it's not that bad. I'm fucking over it, dude.
00:17:29.740 And by the way, I think most Americans who are reasonable people will agree that she shouldn't
00:17:36.120 fucking be there. You see what I'm saying? Like, bro, we cannot buy. We can't. We can't hold people
00:17:43.400 to double standards because of where they stand politically in this country.
00:17:47.880 And dude, the right or the conservatives or whatever fuck you want to call them, they're
00:17:56.260 fucking showing themselves right now because they're all laughing at her. That's not fucking
00:17:59.400 funny. It's not fucking funny. What if that was fucking you? Well, it wouldn't break a lot.
00:18:04.000 Man, motherfucker, none of you are perfect. You don't know what the fuck you would and wouldn't
00:18:07.740 do. I'm just sick of everybody, bro. Yeah. Like, I think I think just the big the big thing that
00:18:15.480 that like the way I look at it, dude, this was never about we. This is not about Brittany
00:18:19.960 Grimes. This isn't about gay rights. This isn't about racism. I think this is just Russia trying
00:18:24.440 to prove a point. Like, I mean, hey, you guys have sent sixty five billion dollars to fucking
00:18:28.780 Nazis that we're trying to destroy. And then, oh, they just saw this opportunity and they just fucking
00:18:35.600 decided to take it. You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, I would say she definitely is a
00:18:38.720 political hostage for sure. You know, but fuck, I mean, our fucking rogue government,
00:18:44.020 unelected fucking government caused it. So it's like, you know, like, hey, Biden, how about you
00:18:49.320 renege that sixty five billion? And, you know, maybe Russia would just stop right there and send
00:18:53.480 their ass back home. They don't give a fuck about the weed, bro. Like they're just trying to
00:18:57.000 make it fucking hurt. And what's better than making it hurt? The world political machine is going to
00:19:03.540 spin this up into like massive bigotry like, oh, it's because she's gay and it's because she's
00:19:10.040 black and it's because motherfuckers, she had weed in a country where it's not legal to have
00:19:14.800 motherfucking weed. Exactly. Maybe maybe not fuck around with other countries lost because not
00:19:20.340 everybody here, not everybody around the country is a total pussy. They put you in jail for shit here.
00:19:25.260 The only people that get put in jail for shit are conservatives. That's the fucking truth.
00:19:29.620 That's real, man. That's real. Well, that was headline number. Uh, that was, sorry, that was our
00:19:35.840 breaking news tripping. Okay. That pisses me off, bro. No, yeah. I mean, I listen, this is, I think
00:19:42.860 nobody should be fucking with our country. No, like, bro, we need to get back. We have to get,
00:19:49.020 we have to get back to a point where these people do not feel comfortable fucking with us.
00:19:54.220 You know, it's funny. I saw somebody make the, made the comment, make the comment on the,
00:19:57.960 I think it was the shade room or some shit, but they were like, no, you know, Trump, Trump,
00:20:02.060 Trump said he wouldn't even fucking get it out. Yeah. But here's the difference though.
00:20:05.440 If Trump was in office, they wouldn't even have fucking arrested her because they understand
00:20:09.840 the fear of retaliation. First of all, I don't care what fucking Trump says. You know what I'm
00:20:12.320 saying? I don't give a fuck what Trump says. Look, Trump could have been a much better leader
00:20:15.660 these last two fucking years. Okay. He's let us languish out here. He's let, he's let the fucking Q
00:20:21.300 theory, keep people from getting fucking activated on the street. He hasn't denounced that that's a
00:20:26.980 psyop or said anything about it. He hasn't given anybody any plays. He hasn't said do this or that.
00:20:33.060 Like he's been a terrible fucking leader when he's not been, that's my personal opinion.
00:20:37.760 And the fact that what he did here in the, in the, in the Senate race. Okay. We had Eric Schmidt,
00:20:42.280 good guy. Eric Griden's also a good guy and he makes a fucking recommendation. Well, I've,
00:20:47.880 I support Eric and doesn't specify which one makes both of them go out and look like clowns
00:20:53.860 by saying, Oh, he endorsed me. No, he endorsed me. And it basically makes a joke out of a very
00:20:58.680 important Senate seat. Like that he should be taking more seriously, in my opinion. Okay. And
00:21:04.240 I'm not saying that because the guy I happen to support didn't win. Um, cause I'm supporting the
00:21:09.860 other guy now because I want him to win now. Okay. I'm saying it because it's not good leadership.
00:21:15.000 And so like, bro, like, you know, the other thing that he's done over and over again is,
00:21:21.560 you know, he keeps talking about this fucking, I saved the world with this fucking vaccine.
00:21:25.880 What are you talking about, bro? I've been at two fucking funerals of people under 40
00:21:30.060 who just fucking sudden adult death syndrome. Like what the fuck? You know, how many of these
00:21:35.560 motherfuckers listen to the show? I've had people they know.
00:21:37.600 Cause dude, my D my DMS are like, I get DMS all the time, bro. I had this, I had that,
00:21:45.160 I had this the side of maybe not death, you know, with everybody, but like, bro
00:21:50.080 severe side of it. And let me tell you another thing. He's not seeing the strategy clearly
00:21:56.280 either because when he announces that he's going to run in 24, if that's what his plan
00:22:00.160 is, they're going to hang him on that because what they're going to do is reverse course and
00:22:04.720 say, well, um, you know, it seems to be that the vaccine is actually hurting people
00:22:11.600 and you know who it was. It was Trump and Fauci. And then they're going to play all these clips
00:22:15.880 of Trump saying operation warp speed. I saved the world. I did this and that. And they're
00:22:20.820 going to hang him on this fucking vaccine. You watch, you watch if he doesn't adjust course
00:22:26.600 and get with the reality of what's going on. That will, that will end up being his demise.
00:22:32.220 Yeah. Even if he does, it still might not even fucking save him.
00:22:35.620 Fauci's getting hung up no matter what. Yeah. Okay. They're going to get him. Um, now whether
00:22:41.080 or not it's the left regime, like meaning the government, the media and all the people
00:22:46.560 that go with him or whether it's Trump, this depends on what Trump does. If Trump fucking
00:22:52.620 comes out and like says, Hey man, I fucking lied to, which he did. Okay. I believe that was
00:22:58.460 the case. He was fucking lied to. Um, you know, I don't know, man, we'll see. That's
00:23:06.800 just my take from the play. And, uh, it concerns me because, you know, after what I saw here
00:23:12.880 with, uh, the Gritens and Schmidt deal, you know, uh, the, the, the fucking McConnell and
00:23:19.220 them ran $10 million of fucking negative ads towards Eric about shit. That wasn't even
00:23:23.520 true. And people believed it. So clearly the media still has some, some power with
00:23:30.680 people. And if they run enough shit, just like they ran about with the fucking Russia
00:23:35.040 collusion, just like they ran with Charlottesville, just like they ran with all these stories about
00:23:39.020 fucking Trump, you know, people are looking for a scapegoat on that vaccine, bro. Like
00:23:45.880 there's a lot of people calling for blood on that. And if he doesn't fucking remove himself
00:23:50.520 from that fucking train coming down the tracks, personally, I think that that, I mean, dude,
00:23:56.100 look, if I was on their team, that's what I would do. He's walking himself into it. By
00:24:02.140 the way, I'm for hire for stretch strategic operations. Right. I tried to fucking sit down
00:24:08.180 with people and talk to them and they don't want to listen to me. So I just say what I
00:24:12.380 say here. Well, guys, moving on to a headline. Number one. Hello. One reads Washington
00:24:20.100 Post highlights Walorsky's. Actually, I'm not for fucking hire on strategic
00:24:23.980 operations. I will only fucking help things I believe in. So I correct
00:24:28.060 myself there. But you're going to pay me for it, too.
00:24:32.560 Hello. Number one. Washington Post highlights Walorsky's vote not to certify
00:24:39.000 Biden victories after capital. Right. This is really, really fucked up. So
00:24:43.880 Walorsky issues. This was terrible. Fucked up. Yeah. Walorsky, she's a Indiana
00:24:49.920 Congresswoman. She was killed in a car accident on Wednesday, along with two
00:24:53.360 other members of her staff. And the Washington Post highlighted
00:24:57.720 Representative Jackie Walorsky's decision to vote against the impeachment of
00:25:02.460 former President Donald Trump and the certification of President Biden's
00:25:05.980 victory in Arizona and Pennsylvania in their report on the
00:25:10.100 representative's death. So Walorsky's dies. And the Washington Post, they write a
00:25:16.100 fucking article that only highlights the fact that she voted against impeaching
00:25:20.460 President Trump and voted against the certification of Joe Biden's victory in
00:25:25.060 Arizona and Pennsylvania. Right. So Walorsky and her staffers, Emma Thompson and
00:25:29.760 Zachary Potts, they were tragically killed in the car crash this past Wednesday. The
00:25:34.320 Washington Post reported noted that the Congresswoman's religious
00:25:38.220 conservatism and anti-abortion stances, including her opposition to the Women's
00:25:42.900 Health Protection Act and the ensuring access abortion. Quote, this is from the
00:25:49.960 article, quote, a Donald Trump supporter. All right, hold on. Let's stop right
00:25:53.800 there. There is more Donald Trump supporters in this country than there is
00:25:58.060 supporters of anyone else.
00:26:01.120 OK. Now, I just said what I fucking think is critical of him because I'm a fair
00:26:07.000 person. This shit where they keep trying to, like, push that like, bro, you know
00:26:13.140 how many motherfuckers out there love Trump, but they don't say like you fuckers
00:26:17.320 writing this shit. You are dumb as fuck. You are completely out of touch. There are
00:26:22.180 fucking 10 times as many Donald Trump supporters as there are of anyone else.
00:26:27.940 And in second place is Ron DeSantis. So when you fuckers keep thinking like, oh, I'm going
00:26:34.700 to shame people by saying Donald Trump supporter. All you're doing is making them
00:26:38.940 support him more because we're like, fuck you. To me, it's kind of cryptic, bro.
00:26:44.160 Like, I think that they're trying to like almost justify why she was killed. Yeah, I
00:26:48.400 know. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's fucking what does it matter? She's 58 year
00:26:51.940 old woman who's serving this country and in fucking office who's sacrificing her
00:26:56.940 fucking personal time with her family and her life and all this shit to serve
00:27:01.020 people. And you motherfuckers are acting like it's okay because she was a Donald
00:27:05.020 Trump supporter. That's fucking bullshit. Yeah, it's funny. It's so disgusting. It's
00:27:11.320 so disgusting. The day she died too. Like, no, it's so fucking disgusting. Yeah. Like
00:27:16.600 really think about the kind of human that would write something like that. Yeah. Like
00:27:22.220 really fucking think about it. And I didn't know this woman. I'm not familiar with
00:27:28.620 her. I don't, but I would feel the same way if they said this shit about
00:27:32.440 somebody on the left. Like, it's just gross, dude. Like, that's where we're at
00:27:37.220 with the media. We're at a fucking place where like, it's okay if someone dies
00:27:40.360 because they support Donald Trump. Man, fuck you guys. Oh, it's okay if someone
00:27:45.060 dies because they didn't want the vaccine. Fuck you. That's the attitude people
00:27:50.000 need to start having again. Like, bro, that is unacceptable shit that they wrote
00:27:53.720 that. It's completely fucked up, man. And regardless of who you believe to be
00:28:00.180 politically your person, that's bullshit. So that's my take. Let me see if I can
00:28:07.500 find the article. It is kind of weird, though, that I don't know. She voted with
00:28:12.680 Trump on literally everything. She voted so he didn't go to fucking trial. She's
00:28:16.760 been one of his biggest supporters. And, you know, I don't know, man. I don't
00:28:25.060 know. It's fucked up shit. Yeah, it's fucked up. Moving on, guys. Headline
00:28:30.860 number two. Number two reads, MMA fighter springs into action to take down New York
00:28:37.140 City assault suspect. I guess BJJ does work, Madot. So a mixed martial arts fighter
00:28:45.320 sprang into action to subdue a homeless man who was allegedly attacking people in
00:28:50.400 the heart of Manhattan's Soho shopping district. Ro Malabannon, who was a black
00:28:56.280 belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu and a yellow belt in judo, was walking to his boxing
00:29:00.880 instructor job last Wednesday when he saw Samuel Frazier sucker punch a
00:29:05.340 construction worker, the fighter told The Post. This is Ro here. Malabannon, he's 44
00:29:12.020 years old. That was him? Yeah. That guy's 44? 44 years old, man. Damn, he looks good
00:29:16.120 for 44, bro. That guy looks like he's, like, fucking 30. 44 and in the door, baby. Yeah.
00:29:20.440 You know what I'm saying? Shit. I'm just saying. Like, I'm not being weird. I'm just
00:29:26.000 saying. Like, I would have said that dude was, like, 30. How old does that guy look?
00:29:29.500 Uh, 31, 32. Yeah. I mean, he's got a little salt and pepper coming in.
00:29:34.160 He must be thinking some first film product, huh? Oh, yeah. That's what it is.
00:29:37.160 There we go. There you go. Chiming in with that value content. Leave the work. You live
00:29:41.980 to work one more day. Yeah. There you go. See, what I told you was, I don't plug.
00:29:54.420 Yeah. So, so Malabannon, he's 44 years old. He checked in with the victim before running
00:29:58.920 after the suspect and taking him down from behind, the Good Samaritan explained to his
00:30:03.060 Instagram followers. Quote, my jiu-jitsu instincts just kicked in. I jumped on his
00:30:07.340 back. Malabannon said, uh, quote, he tried to swing me off then. But for those of you
00:30:12.840 who are in the know, a seatbelt position dragged him down to the floor and I
00:30:17.280 immediately took his back and pinned him to the ground. Here's a quick video.
00:30:23.560 So you got Malabannon that's there on top with another, uh, civilian.
00:30:27.480 Oh, I love it. So, so the guy's trying to say he was doing something to me. He's like,
00:30:41.100 no, that's bullshit. I saw you do it. That's a good man right there. Solid man. Dangerous
00:30:46.320 to do right now with no weapons. That's real. Yeah. That's a serious thing. Yeah. That's
00:30:50.700 real. Um, but yeah, so like an initial police investigation revealed that Frazier delivered
00:30:55.400 quote, unprovoked attacks to the heads of a 50 year old man and a 17 year old boy. According
00:31:00.280 to the NYPD, uh, he was charged with two counts of assault. No, bro. This is a guy who's been
00:31:05.260 running around doing this shit and they're not doing shit about it. So he continues to
00:31:08.560 do it. These people, people who do random shit like that, that weren't run down the street
00:31:12.800 and fucking punch people and punch old people and shit, bro. Immediate execution for real
00:31:17.400 immediate execution. Like that might not equate in terms of good or bad, but if you're that
00:31:22.280 shitty of a fucking person that you're going to run down the street and hit 50 year old
00:31:25.700 fucking dude in the back of the head, what else would you do? Or fucking something like
00:31:28.400 they, you know, these videos of these elderly people and shit, bro, fuck you. You're fucking
00:31:32.320 done. No. Like that's what you elect me motherfucker. Cause that's what we'll be doing. We'll clean
00:31:36.680 this motherfucker up. That's real. Like good for this man. It can't always be an eye for
00:31:41.340 an eye, man, because no, you have to do that type of shit. What else can you do? What
00:31:46.280 else won't you do? That's what I'm saying. Oh, this actually happened to me personally in
00:31:51.160 Chicago once. A dude hit you? Yeah. No way. It happened to me. I clearly remember it. It
00:31:58.180 was approximately nine 45. 10 o'clock is when grocery stores closed. I was taking my groceries
00:32:03.640 and at that time I didn't have a car. So I was taking the CTA in Chicago and there was
00:32:07.860 this homeless guy who came next to me and he said, Hey man, what do you got? And I was
00:32:12.140 like, just regular grocery. I was, I'm usually, I talked to everybody and the guy hit me on
00:32:18.260 the face and my groceries fell on the floor and I was so flabbergasted. I can't, I
00:32:23.200 couldn't, I didn't, I didn't think clear. It was six years ago. It would be different
00:32:27.160 right now. Yeah. And right now you fuck around and find out. Absolutely. Yeah. But at that
00:32:32.660 time, um, that this happened to me on, on the, on the platform and there were like one
00:32:38.180 or two people far away from me. Nobody did anything. So welcome to America, huh? Yeah.
00:32:42.320 Yeah. That's fucked up. Yeah. But also I would say what you said is a hundred
00:32:47.140 percent, right? Nobody should be allowed to do some certain kind of thing. Those
00:32:50.440 people, people like that who are homeless, who are doing nothing but crime, who are
00:32:55.680 fucking punching people, random people in the fucking head. I don't have a problem
00:32:59.540 if you're homeless. We all got hard. We've all gone through hard times. We should
00:33:03.140 do what we can for those people. But when you're fucking assaulting people, like we
00:33:07.180 see these, dude, how many videos we see in the last two years of people running up to
00:33:11.440 people randomly and just fucking knocking them the fuck out. Just walking down the
00:33:14.760 street and bro, we need to be, we need to be like fucking Singapore. Like if you
00:33:20.240 litter in Singapore, bro, they cane you in public. They beat your ass. This shit
00:33:24.780 would stop. Like all this bullshit crime would stop. If we, if you guys would just
00:33:28.780 understand that criminals have a different kind of brain than you, they have a
00:33:33.120 different heart than you. They have to operate from a place of fear. You, we have too
00:33:38.960 many people in this country with like good hearts that project their good
00:33:42.640 hearts onto other people and think that there's people like, bro, there's a lot
00:33:46.860 of people like this. Like in other countries, bro, they're dealt with harshly
00:33:52.040 because they figured out over the thousands of years that they've existed
00:33:56.040 that the only, by the way, how long have we existed? A couple hundred. For the
00:34:01.180 thousands of years of existence in some of these other countries, they have
00:34:04.660 figured out that the only way to deal with fucking shit bags like this is to
00:34:08.820 remove them from society any way that you need to. I like how they do it in
00:34:13.200 Singapore. You litter in Singapore, they fucking cane you in public. You're
00:34:18.180 probably not going to litter again. I bet those streets are pretty clean. That's
00:34:20.560 it's the cleanest place in the world. There are some countries in the Middle
00:34:24.240 East. If somebody is found guilty of rape, they publicly cut the dick off.
00:34:28.800 Well, I think that's that. That's good. That's good if it's like not a corrupt
00:34:33.940 government that just like like right now here in this country, in this country,
00:34:38.180 they could accuse you of something. You could be found guilty of something and
00:34:41.400 they cut your dick off and then fucking five years later be like, oh, fuck, we
00:34:44.260 fucked up. So like, I mean, that's I think that's good if you got the right
00:34:47.980 things in place. That's a good point. Yeah. But just to say they deal with that
00:34:52.560 harshly. Yeah. It should be. It should be. I'm down with it. If there's DNA
00:34:58.440 evidence or like hard, hard evidence or whatever, like that, you know, like
00:35:02.060 videos, I mean, you got to be concrete. Well, yeah, because, dude, if it is like
00:35:05.600 here, women can accuse women can say anything about a man and he's
00:35:08.700 automatically the same way. Yeah. Which is a big problem in society.
00:35:13.460 Yeah, that's why I say, you know, part of the justice reform needs to be that
00:35:17.260 there's there is consequences for false accusations. If accusation stop that shit.
00:35:22.480 Yeah, exactly. But where there were where there's no accountability.
00:35:27.220 How do you expect things to change with no accountability? Right. Like when
00:35:33.000 people can run up to people on the street and punch them in the fucking face or
00:35:36.060 rob grocery stores like we had on the other day.
00:35:39.380 And they never get in trouble. Why would they ever stop?
00:35:45.320 You know, and if like if you if a woman can accuse any man of anything.
00:35:49.400 You know, and there's no repercussions of accusing them or in some cases they become
00:35:56.980 famous when they accuse them.
00:35:59.580 What's to stop that? It's a win for them.
00:36:03.240 You know, do we got to have accountability on both sides like it's fucking
00:36:07.240 bullshit.
00:36:09.680 Guys, moving on to our third and final headline number three.
00:36:12.960 Headline number three reads Nanny Pelosi
00:36:17.480 prepares to visit the work on that one for a long time.
00:36:22.600 Yeah, I did.
00:36:23.240 Fuck, that was pretty bad.
00:36:24.660 I was expecting a better reaction.
00:36:25.800 Yeah, well, you it didn't you didn't get it.
00:36:29.720 All right, go ahead.
00:36:31.240 She prepared. She's going to North Korea, bro.
00:36:33.760 She's going to the DMZ after being snubbed by South Presidents
00:36:37.960 Yoon, who had dinner with actors instead of greeting U.S.
00:36:41.120 House Speaker as it's revealed.
00:36:42.720 The Taiwan trip left fuming White House scrambling for a plan.
00:36:46.280 I think it's funny.
00:36:48.020 I love it.
00:36:48.900 I fucking love it.
00:36:51.240 So, yeah, so Pelosi, the article reads Pelosi will visit the heavily fortified
00:36:55.760 DMZ where North and South Korea forces stand face to face after she agreed to
00:37:01.160 support Seoul's effort to denuclearize Pyongyang.
00:37:04.560 But local media and lawmakers from Yoon's party have pointed to the fact that no
00:37:09.740 official delegation was sent to even greet Pelosi, even as Yoon was photographed
00:37:15.480 attending a play in Central Seoul the same night where he had shared dinner with the
00:37:20.360 actors.
00:37:21.740 Quote, what should we make of the fact that Yoon is watching a play and have a
00:37:26.480 gathering with with the actors, but not meeting you as House Speaker, a former
00:37:31.020 lawmaker from Yoon's People's Party, People's Power Party, Young Soon Min, wrote on
00:37:36.300 Facebook Thursday.
00:37:37.340 Quote, Speaker Pelosi is visiting the DMZ today.
00:37:40.240 It is undesirable to think that the leader of our allies, Parliament, visit the
00:37:44.940 forefront of our security.
00:37:46.360 But there won't be any meetings between our president and her.
00:37:50.300 Completely abandoned her, which I'm completely fine with.
00:37:53.700 But we all know that the last highest ranking U.S.
00:37:57.100 official was Donald Trump in 2009, 2019.
00:38:00.940 And so, yeah.
00:38:02.460 So, I mean, I don't I just don't understand what this fucking like, you know, are they
00:38:07.760 before I get in on this, are they trying to bring the masks back?
00:38:12.620 Like, are they are they pushing masks again?
00:38:14.820 Because like all these pictures, everybody's wearing masks.
00:38:16.800 Well, bro, they just started.
00:38:17.720 I'm saying like, are they like I'm not up to date.
00:38:20.480 Like, you know, I live in my own little world here.
00:38:21.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:22.940 Are these fuckers trying to bring mask mandates and shit back?
00:38:26.180 100%.
00:38:26.540 Holy fuck.
00:38:27.400 The U.S. has actually.
00:38:28.460 Didn't I see that L.A. tried to do it and everybody said, no, fuck you.
00:38:31.160 And they just took it back?
00:38:32.780 Basically, yeah.
00:38:33.380 Yeah.
00:38:33.700 So they're still pushing.
00:38:35.940 Well, if L.A. didn't do it, nobody's doing it.
00:38:38.140 Right, right.
00:38:39.180 Well, I mean, the U.S. also, too, just announced that the monkey pox shit.
00:38:42.600 So, I mean, it's like they're going for the second push again.
00:38:45.960 I just don't think people are going to.
00:38:47.080 Isn't the monkey pox like isn't that in the gay communities?
00:38:51.140 Gay butt sex.
00:38:51.700 Is that what it is?
00:38:52.540 Is that the only way it spreads?
00:38:53.900 It's not the only way it spreads.
00:38:55.060 Is it even real?
00:38:56.080 But it's 99% of the cases.
00:38:59.740 So is this like real shit or are they trying to run the same fucking play again?
00:39:02.980 I think it's the same play.
00:39:04.000 Yeah.
00:39:04.400 Yeah.
00:39:04.780 You should have got a better play.
00:39:05.860 I think it's homophobic, honestly.
00:39:09.200 Why?
00:39:10.420 I don't know.
00:39:11.660 We're two for two today.
00:39:13.300 All right.
00:39:13.700 So, anyhow, here's what I'll say.
00:39:17.920 Do you have any more to say about this?
00:39:19.400 No, that's it, man.
00:39:20.400 I don't.
00:39:21.080 My question was, I don't know what like what's the point of fucking taking this lady around?
00:39:26.140 What do you think?
00:39:27.440 Think.
00:39:29.740 Think.
00:39:30.540 It can't be a power play.
00:39:31.820 They don't want us to be powerful.
00:39:33.240 No shit.
00:39:33.860 Why would they add us to the fucking, like why would they try to add to that image?
00:39:37.540 All right.
00:39:39.960 What's the goal here?
00:39:42.080 Demoralization.
00:39:42.680 Correct.
00:39:42.980 To demoralize the country in the eyes of its citizens and also the eyes of people around
00:39:49.900 the globe.
00:39:50.940 How do you think it appears to people around the globe that she is snubbed by South Korea's
00:39:55.940 president?
00:39:58.300 Not only that, if that's our best fucking image of strength that we have, is this fucking,
00:40:04.320 you know, 118 year old fucking lady can't draw our eyebrows right?
00:40:08.620 Correct.
00:40:09.080 Got it.
00:40:09.420 It's intentional.
00:40:09.640 So, so you have to, you have to think like them.
00:40:13.680 All right.
00:40:15.480 How do we make the world see the U S as weak, weaker, the same level as them.
00:40:20.540 Okay.
00:40:21.000 Well, well, we have to make their president not respected like nobody.
00:40:25.580 So what they're trying to do, this isn't about Joe Biden either.
00:40:28.480 Okay.
00:40:29.240 What they're trying to do is they're trying to disrespect and lower the esteem of the establishment
00:40:34.860 as a whole, United States government positions.
00:40:37.760 It's the, the, the allure and the respect and the prestige of the speaker of the house
00:40:44.140 or the president of the United States.
00:40:47.320 They're making a fucking mockery of it on purpose.
00:40:51.820 You understand what I'm saying?
00:40:53.140 Yeah.
00:40:53.500 So, so that destabilizes the nation by the citizens, not being able to really respect those people.
00:41:01.560 And then also people around the world, not being afraid of them anymore at all, or, or
00:41:06.440 even like think they're anything of a big deal.
00:41:08.300 Right?
00:41:09.480 So that's the play they're running.
00:41:11.480 And the reason this is important for you to understand is because that flag that we all
00:41:17.900 fucking grew up loving, that's our fucking flag.
00:41:21.460 So when you fly that flag, you are flying the flag, understanding that that's, that flag stands
00:41:27.660 for fucking freedom.
00:41:28.880 It stands for the people.
00:41:30.620 It stands for us.
00:41:32.080 And that's why it's extra important for people to fly the flag now because it has, it's the
00:41:38.020 people's flag.
00:41:39.660 Okay.
00:41:40.500 And the government is trying to make that flag mean fucking nothing to everybody, people
00:41:45.560 outside and people inside.
00:41:47.120 At the same time, what they're trying to do is lower their prestige from the outside.
00:41:52.940 They have to lower our quality of life on the inside as well, because they can't have
00:41:58.280 people over in, you know, Europe looking over at people in America.
00:42:01.580 Like we got this way better lifestyle or people in still hope.
00:42:04.820 Yeah.
00:42:05.480 Yes.
00:42:06.020 It's about hope.
00:42:06.740 It's all about hope.
00:42:08.160 Oh, that's real.
00:42:08.760 They're eliminating the idea of freedom from the entire world.
00:42:11.120 I wish you motherfuckers would listen to what I say one day, no matter what, no matter
00:42:21.620 what happens, you're going to listen.
00:42:23.160 People are going to look back at the shit I've said.
00:42:25.200 I'm going to say I'm a motherfucker with Paul Revere, dude.
00:42:27.240 Mm hmm.
00:42:30.360 I see it very fucking clearly.
00:42:32.420 I've done my homework.
00:42:33.820 That's what's happening.
00:42:34.700 So, yeah.
00:42:40.240 As funny as it is, it's not funny.
00:42:42.020 It's not funny, man.
00:42:44.920 It's not funny.
00:42:45.520 She's just a useful idiot.
00:42:46.920 Like, she don't fucking know any better, bro.
00:42:48.580 They're paying her to do this shit.
00:42:49.800 She's just doing it.
00:42:50.940 They're taking advantage of people's greed.
00:42:53.020 But she looks like she's like.
00:42:55.280 Yeah.
00:42:55.840 She looks like she's having a good time, right?
00:42:57.680 You know that.
00:42:58.200 What was that movie?
00:42:58.720 But like, bro, this is what these people live for.
00:43:00.800 It's fake fucking prestige.
00:43:02.600 What was that movie from?
00:43:03.680 I think it was like a fucking zombie vampire movie.
00:43:09.220 That little old lady in the diner.
00:43:12.180 You know what I'm talking about?
00:43:13.200 No.
00:43:14.520 No fucking idea, man.
00:43:15.800 You're three for three.
00:43:16.620 No, it's like Legion or something.
00:43:18.800 Legion.
00:43:19.580 Yeah.
00:43:19.800 You know the little granny diner?
00:43:21.300 The granny in the diner?
00:43:24.460 Yeah, bro.
00:43:25.740 Yeah.
00:43:26.640 Oh, you think Pelosi is from that movie?
00:43:28.560 Yeah, she reminds me of her.
00:43:29.900 Like, I feel like that's who she really is.
00:43:31.780 Man, look, dude.
00:43:32.380 Pelosi is highly unlikable.
00:43:33.800 Biden's highly unlikable.
00:43:35.180 Schumer, highly unlikable.
00:43:36.540 All these people are highly unlikable.
00:43:38.300 There's nobody that likes them.
00:43:40.020 I said that fucking baby's gonna burn.
00:43:43.180 But dude, look, those people are highly unlikable for a fucking reason.
00:43:48.920 Yeah.
00:43:50.600 Yeah.
00:43:50.860 All right, moving on.
00:43:55.180 Moving on, guys.
00:43:56.080 Our final segment of the show, we have our thumbs up segment where I show-
00:43:59.160 Bro, I'll tell you this, man.
00:43:59.860 Those energy drinks are like, they fucking punch you, dude.
00:44:02.500 Oh, they get you going.
00:44:03.280 Yeah, but it's not, uh, it's, yeah, it's not like jittery.
00:44:07.240 It's like-
00:44:07.740 It's not over the top, but you feel energized.
00:44:09.160 Just, you know, like, not that I would know, because I've never done it, but I'll just
00:44:15.100 leave it at this.
00:44:15.620 It works.
00:44:17.300 Like, I don't, I don't want to punch like a whole bunch of holes in the drywall.
00:44:22.020 No, only one.
00:44:22.980 Just one.
00:44:26.420 It's not drywall.
00:44:27.520 It's communist faces.
00:44:28.600 Exactly.
00:44:29.220 You drink this shit, and you will punch every communist in the face.
00:44:33.620 America.
00:44:34.800 Fuck yeah.
00:44:37.740 Leave me alone, mom.
00:44:39.180 Jeez.
00:44:39.580 I don't know how the fuck that comes next.
00:44:41.640 All right, guys.
00:44:42.160 Our thumbs up segment.
00:44:44.380 Hey, who told you the Choco Taco is coming back?
00:44:47.260 You did.
00:44:47.900 That's right.
00:44:48.540 You did.
00:44:48.900 I got a good one here, though.
00:44:50.260 Like, this is pretty.
00:44:50.920 It's funny.
00:44:51.960 It's not funny.
00:44:53.380 It's funny.
00:44:56.420 He's questioning himself now.
00:44:58.460 No, I mean, it's funny.
00:44:59.880 Dude, you're getting the golden sombrero today, bro.
00:45:02.060 Thanks, bro.
00:45:03.080 In baseball, you go, I think it's 0 for 4.
00:45:05.740 You get the golden sombrero.
00:45:07.520 What's that?
00:45:07.740 You're about to go 0 for 4.
00:45:08.500 Is that like some urban dictionary shit?
00:45:09.740 No, that's baseball terms.
00:45:11.060 Oh.
00:45:12.940 Our thumbs up headline reads.
00:45:16.400 Utah man attempts to kill spider.
00:45:18.800 He sparks a 60-acre wildfire.
00:45:23.460 You know, if that was a snake, I would say it was justified.
00:45:28.440 I mean, just imagine trying to kill a little bitty fucking spider and you set the entire forest on fire.
00:45:32.260 How about that fucking massive copperhead that we found at the fucking house the other day?
00:45:34.980 Oh, yeah.
00:45:36.100 That was big.
00:45:36.760 That was a big one.
00:45:37.420 Yeah.
00:45:37.640 That was a big one.
00:45:38.300 But man, all right, go on.
00:45:40.520 So a 60-acre wildfire erupted Monday through parts of north central Utah after a man walking his dog carrying marijuana and drug paraphernalia.
00:45:50.760 And a Trump voter, too, probably.
00:45:52.600 Bar-right extremists.
00:45:53.460 Yes.
00:45:53.920 Attempted to burn a spider to death.
00:45:56.520 The Utah County.
00:45:57.500 Definitely a fucking Trump supporter.
00:45:59.560 So was the dog carrying the marijuana?
00:46:01.860 No.
00:46:03.640 Maybe.
00:46:04.120 I'm saying he was walking his dog carrying marijuana.
00:46:09.880 See, the person who wrote this isn't very good at writing.
00:46:13.060 Yeah.
00:46:13.460 He should have clarified that.
00:46:14.700 Yes.
00:46:15.420 And you're very good at writing.
00:46:17.100 Thank you.
00:46:17.580 Thank you.
00:46:17.640 And handsome.
00:46:18.660 Thanks.
00:46:19.320 Yeah.
00:46:19.860 So this guy had to be a Trump voter.
00:46:25.180 He had to.
00:46:25.800 Yeah.
00:46:26.360 Far-right extremist.
00:46:28.240 He's probably on the list right below Choco Taco.
00:46:31.020 Guaranteed.
00:46:31.540 Yes.
00:46:32.520 Guaranteed.
00:46:33.000 Yeah.
00:46:33.120 So the Utah County Sheriff's Office said, upon arriving.
00:46:37.160 Bro, who the fuck is walking through Utah not carrying marijuana?
00:46:40.100 It's real.
00:46:40.480 Let's be fucking real, bro.
00:46:41.900 Every motherfucking hippie from California that smokes weed that now lives in fucking Utah.
00:46:46.120 Mm-hmm.
00:46:46.700 Everybody in Utah, the Mormons don't want to admit it.
00:46:49.660 You know, I heard there's a funny joke about Mormon people.
00:46:51.720 I'm going to tell it.
00:46:52.480 I think there's a lot of funny jokes about Mormon.
00:46:53.460 Yeah, but this is a good one.
00:46:55.040 Dave Sparks told me this.
00:46:56.280 Yeah.
00:46:56.460 Heavy D.
00:46:58.020 He said, if you're ever going to take a Mormon friend fishing,
00:47:02.780 make sure you take two of them because if you only take one, they'll drink all your beer.
00:47:06.900 That's real.
00:47:11.680 All you motherfuckers, all these motherfuckers smoking weed out in Utah.
00:47:14.420 Oh, yeah.
00:47:15.220 God bless them.
00:47:16.460 America.
00:47:16.820 So, yeah, so the Utah County Sheriff's Office said upon arriving at the fire east of Springville around 5 p.m.,
00:47:25.620 they saw the suspect, who was not immediately identified, walking his dog in the area.
00:47:30.900 Like, he's just walking out of the fucking wildfire.
00:47:32.760 Oh, I don't know what happened.
00:47:35.120 Authorities arrested the suspect after he confessed that he accidentally started the fire while using a lighter to burn a spider.
00:47:41.720 Quote, not sure exactly why he felt the need to have to burn the spider, Sergeant Spencer Cannon said.
00:47:48.260 But, you know, all the regret in the world doesn't change the outcome based on whatever reason there was for him doing it.
00:47:54.100 That's the law.
00:47:55.740 In this case.
00:47:57.140 I wish they said that when people go out and shoot other people.
00:48:00.200 Yeah.
00:48:00.500 And they talk about stories from their childhood.
00:48:02.580 Or burn down cities.
00:48:04.200 Yeah.
00:48:04.720 Mostly peaceful.
00:48:05.300 That was a very articulate statement.
00:48:07.120 Yeah.
00:48:07.320 It doesn't matter what's the reason.
00:48:09.220 It matters as a result of why you did it.
00:48:11.320 Well, I guess it only matters if it's against spiders.
00:48:13.520 Right?
00:48:14.120 Yeah.
00:48:14.300 Right.
00:48:15.340 So, fuck, fucking, fuck killing people.
00:48:17.580 You could do that all day.
00:48:19.100 But fucking spiders, we draw the line, bro.
00:48:22.000 Draw the line.
00:48:22.760 Kill a spider, straight to jail.
00:48:24.660 Yeah.
00:48:28.720 Public castration.
00:48:29.860 Oh, man.
00:48:31.240 Yeah, so they reported authorities arrested and booked the man into jail on drug possession and reckless burning charges.
00:48:37.320 Uh, which could result in him serving up to a year and being fined $2,500.
00:48:42.600 Um, yeah, so, I mean, I mean, what, what we got?
00:48:46.380 I mean, this guy's an idiot.
00:48:48.080 He's obviously, you know, far right, Trump supporter, fucking Choco Taco eating idiot.
00:48:54.560 No.
00:48:55.640 Actually, I would say he's probably not because you have to be a fucking idiot to, like, I'm going to burn a spider with a fucking lighter.
00:49:01.460 Like, I mean, but, like, I really don't think he probably, like, I don't think he, he, like, expected fucking.
00:49:06.200 Well, no shit, but why, why are you harassing a spider out in the wild?
00:49:09.740 You're supposed to enjoy nature.
00:49:10.900 I think this is karma, dude.
00:49:13.260 That's a fucking living thing, bro.
00:49:14.920 Like, you should try to preserve life at any given point, in my opinion.
00:49:18.020 You know, Governor Cox, he weighed in.
00:49:19.520 He said that, he said, um, don't do drugs, kids, and don't start spiders on fire during the drought.
00:49:24.740 Well, I, I don't know, man.
00:49:26.940 Like, I'm the, look, bro, I'm the guy that gets out of his car and moves turtles out of the road and shit.
00:49:32.800 Yeah.
00:49:33.220 You know, and there's other motherfuckers that try to hit him.
00:49:36.120 It's, you know, why would you burn a spider's not hurting you?
00:49:40.640 I hate snakes, bro.
00:49:41.500 I don't fucking fuck with snakes.
00:49:42.580 I leave them alone.
00:49:43.600 You know what I'm saying?
00:49:44.400 Like, why don't we have some respect for fucking nature and, like, you know.
00:49:51.300 I, you know what I'm saying?
00:49:52.540 No, I get it.
00:49:53.400 Like, you get what you fucking get, bro.
00:49:56.340 You burn, this is a living thing, dude.
00:49:59.800 Just because it's small doesn't mean it doesn't matter.
00:50:03.480 I don't know.
00:50:04.040 Like, that's how I look at shit.
00:50:05.080 No, that's real.
00:50:06.580 I don't know.
00:50:07.200 Like, dude, I don't really even kill bugs.
00:50:08.720 Like, I try to move bugs outside and shit.
00:50:10.660 Like, I feel like it's bad karma to do those kind of things.
00:50:15.760 Is it bad karma?
00:50:18.680 Yeah.
00:50:19.260 Like, to kill living things just because they're an inconvenience to you?
00:50:22.520 Like, you think you're that big in the fucking universe?
00:50:25.320 Well, I mean, like, bro, I mean, there's situations where you have to, right?
00:50:28.240 Like, you have an infestation of something, like, you know what I'm saying?
00:50:31.540 Like, there's things you have to do.
00:50:32.960 There's not always peaceful resolution.
00:50:35.100 But, like, where you can, you should, in my opinion.
00:50:39.060 And if, you know, and people are like, well, what about your buddies that hunt?
00:50:41.720 Well, they're eating that.
00:50:42.940 Right.
00:50:43.180 That's a different thing.
00:50:44.380 They live, they survive, they choose to live that lifestyle.
00:50:46.680 Which, by the way, last time I checked, we're still fucking free to do that.
00:50:50.940 I actually respect that because that's a tradition and a fucking skill that should be passed down.
00:50:58.560 So, even though I don't do it, I think it's great that people do it.
00:51:03.080 There's just an overall respect, a lacking respect of life in general.
00:51:08.140 You know, and it just, it bothers me sometimes.
00:51:11.400 Yeah, there's just the disregard.
00:51:12.580 You know, like, people that fucking just, like, you know, abandon their dogs and shit.
00:51:16.980 Like, I can't, I can't relate to those people.
00:51:20.080 Like, the animal abusers, like, that's a whole bit, like, bro, I look at that just like fucking child abusers.
00:51:25.140 I agree.
00:51:25.720 You know what I'm saying?
00:51:26.160 Those people are fucking fucked up, bro, and there's really no fixing that.
00:51:29.740 Honestly, anybody that fucking takes advantage of the innocence of anybody else, like, you're a piece of shit to me, bro.
00:51:35.020 Of anything else.
00:51:35.880 Yeah, I just don't, I don't know, man.
00:51:37.640 I think, you know, I think we could do better.
00:51:42.400 You know, I think this guy got what he deserved.
00:51:44.240 I think he's a fucking idiot.
00:51:45.720 You know, all jokes aside, like, I don't, I'm not down with that.
00:51:48.920 Like, if I was walking around and some dude just took out his lighter, like, like, dude, if we were walking down with some dude we didn't really know, and he just pulls out his lighter and starts to go burn a fucking spider, dude, I'd fucking kick him in the face.
00:51:58.700 No, for real.
00:51:59.420 Like, he'd bend down, I would kick him in his frightened fucking face.
00:52:02.880 Like, that's just fucking low-life shit.
00:52:07.020 That's real.
00:52:07.520 You know, like, if it's in your house and you gotta get rid of it, that's different.
00:52:11.180 But, I mean, we're gonna torture it, you're gonna make it, you know, like, that's just ignorant shit.
00:52:16.040 Right.
00:52:16.520 And by the way, people who abuse things like that and cause things intentionally pain like that are, like, a hundred times more likely to be serial killers and violence towards people.
00:52:25.400 Cause they don't respect life.
00:52:28.920 Plus their quality of life speaks for itself.
00:52:31.840 Yeah.
00:52:32.720 No.
00:52:33.380 Karma is talked about in different cultures, different religions.
00:52:36.100 Yeah.
00:52:36.300 Just like you said.
00:52:37.060 The, why is that, apart from the work, everything in happens slightly aligns to the good.
00:52:44.640 Yeah.
00:52:44.800 You know, people around you are good.
00:52:47.060 The projects you come in, good.
00:52:48.860 Because good karma.
00:52:50.240 Yeah, but bro, that's why it's important to, you know, support people.
00:52:55.300 Like, like, take this into, like, the, what we generally talk about, which is business success in life.
00:53:00.780 If you take that concept from the animals and you put it into business, that's why it's important to root for people.
00:53:06.660 That's why it's important not to fucking tear people down.
00:53:08.940 That's why it's important to cheer for people when they win.
00:53:12.140 Because, dude, those vibes and those energies that you're putting out, that's still karma, bro.
00:53:17.220 Like, it's not just our words and what we do, it's what we think and what we feel, too.
00:53:21.480 And so your intent matters.
00:53:22.880 So whenever you don't have the right intent, you know, and people are like, how do you not get jealous?
00:53:27.260 No, it's not that I don't get jealous.
00:53:29.160 It's that when I do get jealous, I remind myself that I need to be happy for that person and not feel those feelings.
00:53:36.100 Genuinely.
00:53:36.540 So I consciously check myself and then behave in that way from then on out.
00:53:41.060 And as you do that and as you move past that, you will, you know, condition yourself to automatically feel that way.
00:53:49.700 It's like relearning how to feel.
00:53:51.420 And that's how you do it.
00:53:53.560 You just catch yourself consciously and correct it.
00:53:56.200 Same thing in the 75 Heart program or the Live Heart program.
00:54:00.180 You know, you got your bitch voice and your boss voice.
00:54:02.380 You have to condition yourself to not listen to the bitch voice and to actually do the opposite of what the bitch voice says and to follow the guidance of the boss voice.
00:54:11.240 And if you follow the guidance of the boss voice, you'll be a motherfucking boss.
00:54:14.880 If you follow the guidance of the bitch voice, you'll be who you've been.
00:54:18.360 So if you want to change it, you have to continue to be conscious and check yourself until that way of thinking becomes how you just think.
00:54:26.120 And it will in a very short amount of time if you commit to, you know, catching yourself when you feel like you need to hate on someone or when you see someone and you want to pile on and you don't.
00:54:38.120 And instead, you say the good things about them.
00:54:40.320 That shit fucking creates great lives for people if you practice it consistently.
00:54:46.820 Dude, there's a whole there is a whole fucking reality out there that most people are completely unaware of.
00:54:53.540 I'm convinced of they are completely unaware of it.
00:54:57.400 You know, the quantum field, like all of these things that, you know, you guys think you understand that shit is is fucking super real.
00:55:05.360 And what you put out in your heart is what the fuck you will get back.
00:55:09.160 So when you hate on motherfuckers, you can think I'm crazy all you want.
00:55:13.720 But I'm telling you, I've been through the fucking journey and I'm telling you it's real and you can either choose to listen to it or you can think that I'm a fucking idiot.
00:55:23.360 I don't care. But I'm telling you right now, if you hate on motherfuckers in your heart, if you hate on people publicly, if you want, if you wish bad for people, if you gossip about people, if you do all of these things, you are telling the fucking energy in the universe that you hate winning.
00:55:39.800 And you will not win.
00:55:43.940 That's real. Well, guys, Andy, that is all I got, bro.
00:55:46.560 Yeah, guys, that's the show. Appreciate you guys.
00:55:49.580 Don't forget to share the show. At least tell one person.
00:55:51.800 And don't forget, you say Choco Tacos.
00:55:55.600 Yeah, I did save Choco Tacos.
00:55:57.660 Thank you for reminding me. That's that's worth a share right there.
00:56:00.180 That is. All right, guys, we'll see you next time.
00:56:02.280 We'll see you next time.