481. Part 2 - Andy & DJ CTI： Merrick Garland Faces Heated Question
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In this episode, the guys talk about energy drinks and the first time they were introduced to the world and how they changed the way we see energy drinks. We also talk about the first energy drink I ever drank and the experience I had with it.
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welcome back guys let's get right back into it this is uh headline number three
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what you got there nothing no you got something there andy what do you got nothing
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is that mount mary punch bro that could be the flavor mount mary punch that'd be the next
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that's probably trademarked by kool-aid though well we make it like uh it's definitely not
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valley park punch definitely not as good as this uh orange sunrise first form energy drink
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and i'm not not i repeat not advertising wait not not advertising for or just not advertising
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i like to leave a little mystery in the equation yeah you know it's not an ad
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guys headline number three i know it's too late in the day for me to agree
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i'm gonna do the whole thing bro shit don't do the whole thing like this these things are
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fucking strong bro i'm not an energy drink person so like i didn't like this was kind of my
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you know my uh popping the cherry of energy drinks you know outside of like red bull right like i
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drink a lot of red bull and vacas but um i remember the first time i had red bull bro i remember the
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first fuck did he give you did he give you wings about this it's actually a pretty fucking good
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story did he give you wings it gave me something so i was over in fucking uh europe back in 98
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okay yeah 98 bro were you born did you yeah so i was in fucking germany and a buddy of mine um
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a guy by the name of carl ballard who was a uh uh coach and a player at colorado state when i was
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in high school really good dude was always very nice to me i lost touch with him but i mean always
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been a great dude and uh we i went over i was backpacking through europe with my buddy and we went to
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hamburg he played for a team called the hamburg blue devils okay and uh on their day off we went
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out fucking hanging out with the guys on the football team and they happened to take us to
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this is how i ended up on in the baltic sea real quick football american football or soccer football
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football okay american football all right and we ended up at the baltic sea remember i said i swam
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in the baltic sea yeah by the nordstrom pipelines yeah but did i tell you that it was on a nude beach
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in the baltic sea you did not say that okay so they took us we went to a nude beach that sounds
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terrible it was it was fucking horrible and it was nothing like you expect like you expect like all
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these like high ladies and you look at people no it ain't like that old drinking cases of beer every
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day and eating fucking pounds of pretzels every day over there in germany all right that's just i'm
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just saying sausage and pretzels and beer produces a certain look yeah and it's a bunch of those people
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naked oh i'm sure it's the smell yeah but one of the guys who was there with me he had this little
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fucking tiny like half can which was a gold it was a gold can with some chinese writing on it
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and a fucking red bull and i'll he's like here man have one of these and i'm like what the fuck is
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this he's like it's like a soda but it's like gives you a ton of energy dude like a like back in our day
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joe we had jolt you remember jolt okay but this was this was red bull it tasted fucking like red
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it was red bull before it was red bull as we knew it and uh we i fucking remember i drank like 10
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of them dude and we drove we we drove home on the autobahn and i just remember like my head pounding
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and like i couldn't wait to get out of the car because i was so fucking jacked up but anyhow yeah my
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first fucking intro to energy drink was on nude beach in fucking hamburg germany and uh and i'm pretty
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sure i didn't sleep for like three fucking days and when i drink one of these first form fucking energy
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drinks uh it sort of reminds me of that because they're strong as fuck i can only drink like half
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of the motherfucker yeah that's it right that's it right there yeah that's it that's exactly what
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the fuck it was kraten how do you pronounce kraten ding i don't know man
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maybe it wasn't chinese writing that might be something that looks like something else but
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well that's that was it right there i drank like 10 of them i fucking didn't die
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yeah they're way more potent than the ones that they make today really way more way more but then
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through college and shit i drank a thousand fucking 10 000 red bull and vodkas do people still order
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red bull and vodkas oh fuck yeah yeah fuck that shit is that is dumb as shit yeah such a like you
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motherfuckers that do that it's so dumb like when you start understanding like what that's doing to
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your body like you're fucking loading your body with caffeine then you're dehydrating the fuck out
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of it then you're adding fucking uh like the hangovers from that shit like i just couldn't do
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them i stopped doing it yeah there's no way yeah anyway yeah so that's my red bull story love it
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it's definitely not an ad for fucking red bull i do love that i do yeah no it's not
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but i do love the orange man it does taste like the orange soda that like
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uh for mcdonald's i mean i am maybe it tastes different in real life but how i remember it tasting
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i love the more soda dude you like orange i fucking loved it i don't drink soda anymore but
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i loved orange soda yeah shit was good dude well guys let's get back into this man we got uh we got
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headline number three you know this is this is this is a good one this is spicy we got video for you
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guys as well um so let's get into this headline number three reads garland faces heated questions
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in senate hearing the contentious hearing was a harbinger of what lies ahead for attorney general
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as republicans targeted justice department increasingly drawn into consequential political
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fights i love how they word these fucking things is this the are you going to show me the video of
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ted cruz or i'm sorry um dude from kentucky yeah no this is holly baby paul oh holly gets oh bro no
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no no paul or i saw a video last night of this and i think it was i think it was ram paul he
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lit him up to yeah and was like why can't you just fucking say no dude like we're all we all
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know the answer is no why can't you say no finally he's like well no yeah right right right
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jesus we're so sick of the fucking bullshit anyway play around yeah no this is holly man and he gets
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into it good he gets into it so let's dive into this a little bit um republicans the article reads
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republicans subjected attorney general merrick b garland to a four-hour grilling before the senate
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judiciary committee on wednesday a harbinger for the fights that loom ahead as a party targets the
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justice department in the months leading up to the 2024 election um one by one republican senators
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accused mr garland testifying before congress for the first time since appointing special counsels
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to investigate former president john donald j trump and president biden of politicizing the department by
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aggressively investigating republicans and conservatives activists while shielding democrats
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right uh they also rebuked mr garland over a range of policy and law enforcement issues including his
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response to the fentanyl and immigration crisis as well as the court's decision in june to end the
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constitutional right to an abortion um but the most pointed exchange came in the final 20 minutes of
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the session uh when most of the panel's democrats have left the room he was left to a uh to field a
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volley of questions from republicans about his actions in the investigations involving mr trump as
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well as the inquiries into mr biden and his son uh now holly is referencing an article that came out by
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the washington post this headline reads showdown before the raid fbi agents and prosecutors argued over
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trump this is an exclusive look at behind the scenes deliberations as both sides wrestled with the
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national security case that has potentially far-reaching political consequences now the part
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that he points out is how apparently and this is from fbi whistleblowers okay it says uh but two senior
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fbi officials who would be in charge of leading the search resisted the plan as too combative and
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proposed instead to seek trump's permission to search his property according to the four people who spoke on
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the condition of anonymity to describe the sensitive investigation and apparently dlj's office stepped
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in and overruled them and said do it anyway here is the video thank you mr chairman uh attorney general
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garland you said in our last exchange that it's your practice to defer to fbi agents in the field when
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it comes to investigations apprehensions of subjects um i was interested given your answer to read in this
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morning's washington post that the fbi is saying that you overruled them when it came to raiding
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ex-president trump's personal residence washington post reports this morning showdown before the raid
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that senior fbi officials who would be in charge of leading the search resisted doing so as too
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combative and imposed and said to seek trump's permission to search his property these field agents
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wanted to shutter the criminal investigation altogether in early june the post reports but they were
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overruled by main doj so i guess in light of your earlier testimony just this morning my question is
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how often do you overrule fbi field agents for political purposes i've skimmed that article it is not
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that's not an accurate reflection of what the article says and i'm not able to comment on the investigation
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um my comment earlier was about tactics uh on the ground in particular cases wait wait wait wait wait
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you said it's not i'm reading to you from the article quote senior fbi officials who would be in
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charge of leading the search resisted the plan as too combative and proposed instead to seek trump's
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permission to seek his property according to four people who spoke on condition of anonymity to describe
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a sensitive investigation in quote again i have to say i'm not able to uh describe the investigation i
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will say as a general matter and at a high level of uh of generality that in my experience long
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experience as a prosecutor there is often a robust discussion and in the end and it's encouraged among
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investigators and prosecutors attorney general my time is very made my yes and you made the decision i did
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that's right you said you did no i'm sorry what i said was i approved the decision so you didn't
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make the decision to rate i approved the decision to seek a search warrant after probable cause with
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overruling the fbi agents who did not want to do so did you talk about this with the white house the
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memorandum does not that that um uh washington post article does not say what you're saying i'm sorry
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and i'm not able to describe this in any further well i think given that mr chairman i'll just ask that
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this entire article be entered into the record that objection and we can read for ourselves yeah
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he's fucking shuttling right now yeah he looks scared he should be he should all these people
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should be scared all these people who bought all in on the uh politicization of our own government
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against a certain segment of the population you should be fucking terrified the reason you should
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be fucking terrified is because we've all woken up to the fact that you've been using technology for
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the last fucking 10 years on social media to make us believe that there is a large population
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out there that is literally legitimately fucking insane with the shit that they believe is okay in
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society you've silenced us and suppressed the people of common sense of america and you've used
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your technology to elevate and use your tools to elevate the media politicians social media and all of
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these other elements and tools that you have at your disposal to elevate this narrative that you want
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us to suppress people to believe to be the truth and so now we have figured out that your fucking
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weapons are bullshit and nobody's afraid of them anymore and so you should be very fucking afraid
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because we have woken up and we do understand what's happening and we are going to hold these people
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accountable we are going to hold these people accountable a lot of you guys out there listening
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you don't have much experience with the legal system but the legal system takes time and i
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believe that with people like josh howley and fucking cruz and fucking eric schmidt and all of
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these dudes who are out up there and you can say what you want about cruz i know he's been turd
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sometimes in the past too but we've got some people up there fighting for the interests of the people
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and i think there's enough of them and there will continue to be enough of them inserted into our
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government where eventually these people are going to be held accountable for crimes against humanity
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and conspiracy and treason this country and uh so they should be scared i can see why he's scared
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and i'm shaking man if i was him i'd be nervous too because what you did is the most anti-american
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shit that anybody's ever done and by the way let me dot my fucking sentence with this one
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uh i'm fucking tired of these motherfuckers saying i cannot comment on the blah blah blah blah blah
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right fuck all that bro i want full disclosure on all our fucking information and that's what we
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should all be demanding we should all be demanding to know the fucking truth about what's actually
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going on because according to tucker carlson and you guys can decide what you think i think tucker
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tells the truth most of the time sometimes he can get way biased that's fine but most of the shit he
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talks about is the light of truth that we need to fucking hear and he showed and other people have
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shown that our own three-letter agencies have been literally heavily involved and destroying the
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fucking integrity of elections in other countries and now the evidence appears that they have done so
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in our country and those same people have protected the people who are on their political side of
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the platform while prosecuting everybody else i never thought in the history of time that it was
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a possibility for patriotic americans something that we've all been proud to be for so long
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would be labeled domestic terror threats to our own rogue fucking agencies in this country
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that's fucked up insane think about that bro you fly a flag you say i love this country you
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fucking eat hot dogs on fourth of july you're a fucking domestic terrorist
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oh you don't like the democrat agenda you don't think that fucking the progressive agenda is the
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right one you're a terrorist that's what these fuckers did okay so they should be fucking scared
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because like i've said for fucking years the pendulum when it swings back is going to swing back harshly
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and we better they better hope that whoever the the answer is that the people deemed to be the answer
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and fall behind in support isn't a fucking psychopath that's literally just going to kill
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everybody that disagrees with them because this is how tyrants come to power the fucking political uh
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pendulum so to speak starts to swing and then swings back a little harder it swings back a little harder
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and it swings back a little harder and right now the momentum is going towards the right and if we're
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not careful and we're not smart and we don't fucking monitor and by the way it's not donald trump
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y'all been lied to by the media to believe donald trump is fucking hitler when in reality this is just a
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reasonable dude from the people who's doing what's best in the interest of this country you may not
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like what he has to say you may not like his table side manner fuck that i don't care he's doing a
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fucking job and the shit gets results and all you motherfuckers made more money the economy was better
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we were safer etc etc etc and he's not part of their shit okay so if it goes past trump you know
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everybody's labeled trump the tyrant if it goes past trump towards somebody who's more extreme
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because i'd be real dude like let's just say you wanted someone more extreme you put someone in
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like me in there i'd be fucking pedophiles would be in a wood chipper on national tv
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like real extreme shit would be happening yeah you know i'm saying i'm just saying because i think it's
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needed i'm fucking tired of the criminal element i'm tired of the violent criminal element i'm fucking
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tired and i think people are too bro people in america want the fucking american dream they want to be
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left the fuck alone by their government they don't want to pay the majority in taxes they don't want
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to be uh fucking hounded and observed in a in a 24-hour surveillance state they don't want your
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fucking government's hands and all their shit they don't want to be divided by the media all fucking
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day long they don't want to be told they're fucking racist they don't want to be told all this shit
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we're tired of it dude and it's everybody that's tired of it and so this is the way that these
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motherfuckers have got the pendulum going and i truly hope that for everybody's sake that we don't
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end up with someone who is like super radical because it's dangerous there's there's a lot of
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radical people that have more radical thoughts than what i fucking have i think my shit's common
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sense right i'm not right or left bro i'm extreme freedom i am fucking personal autonomy personal
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responsibility uh equal opportunity not equal result i'm low tax you know i believe in a lot of shit
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that these motherfuckers on the right don't believe and you guys throw me in with them all the time but
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i ain't fucking in there no i'm pro freedom okay and if we end up that pendulum swinging all the way
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fucking back these people are totally fucked and a lot of people are so i do and it's not trump like
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they keep trying to say oh it's trump trump is fucking hitler blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah no bro
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you don't even fucking know you don't even fucking know in fact in a lot of ways donald trump should
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be more extreme with some of the shit that he does to clean this fucker up that's real talk like he
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should be going in there if he were to win presidency and signing executive orders on fucking day one
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to fix a ton of this bullshit that's happening which i you know by all the polls it seems like that's
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likely to happen yeah and that's why i truly believe i put putting a lot of thought in this
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they're not going to allow that 24 election to happen or they're going to somehow like just like
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what they did with covid where they heavily fucked with it they're going to have a war going on they're
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going to have a fucking pandemic going on at the same time they're going to create a tremendous
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amount of mass chaos and you know i i believe that's what they're going to do there's no fucking
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way they're allowing us to go into 24 with some with like it's just going to be an election because
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their lives are on the line that's right their lives are on the line and they're all in and people
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have to understand that like they if your enemy is winning if they have the mindset of win no matter
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what because their lives are on the line they're going to play a dirty fucking game yeah it means no
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matter what you know i don't know bro i you know the only issue that i have like i love these hearings
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and i i love seeing these guys get grilled i love you know like yo roth when he was fucking damn near
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in tears i love seeing that stuff but it's just like my question is like and i guess more importantly
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i guess to our listeners and to people who are listening it's like that's that's not like the
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conviction that's not the the the fix i didn't fix anything we have to call for the accountability
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there has to be accountability or they're keep doing it yeah so it's like you know all that
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stuff is great and like listen holly i love you you know i'm saying but and like he's just exposing
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within his capacity what he can fucking expose yeah and merrick garland walks right out of there
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doesn't give two fucks goes right back to doing the same bullshit we have to call for the shit that's
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right you know so that that's my that goes back to what i was saying in the last point like you guys on
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the front lines of these agencies and shit you need to stand the fuck up for everybody yeah well
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i mean that was that was something interesting too man let's could we talk about that that was
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something i thought was interesting with this is like you know you got these senior fbi guys who
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are going to be you know on the field actually executing the search warrant saying like yeah we
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don't we don't want to do that you know we think there's another way to you know a better solution
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for this but then here garland's office is coming and saying i'll do it anyway okay well we'll just do
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yeah it goes right into what i was saying dude we can't have it we can't have it can't have it man
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dude it's frustrating man like it's it's it's very very very frustrating like
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i don't think people truly realize how close we are to
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being in a situation with zero control and people having absolute power over us and it does seem like
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the pendulum is swinging back the other way but that could easily just go right back the other
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way too because we're not people aren't locked in enough there's not enough people speaking up
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there's not enough people engaged you know there are we better than we were last year or the year
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it it's a dangerous situation dude because like when you back these people into a corner
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and they know that they're guilty of all this fucking shit and they have the ability while
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they're in the corner to fucking flip the game board over and say fuck this fuck everybody because
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that's what that's the situation we're in right now these people hold the power to flip the board
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over of our fucking entire country cause mass chaos to avoid accountability and their choices are
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either do that or get caught and be held accountable what do you think they're going to do
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that's why i think you guys need to understand like the chaotic times have not passed they are
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coming haven't even started i i tend to think that yeah guys tell us what you guys think on this man
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let us know down in the comments and uh that being said it's time for our favorites bro i hope i'm wrong
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i hope i'm wrong dude i hope i hope that i hope that the integrity of our country is still intact we've
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just been dealing with you know uh people not paying attention and there's people that elected
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that you know wouldn't have been elected had everybody been paid i hope that's the truth but
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i don't think that's the truth that's not the evidence that i see no i think these people are
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corrupt i think these people have fucked us intentionally i think they're going to continue
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to do so and i think they're cornered now which makes them extremely dangerous yeah well guys tell us
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what you guys think let's hear them down in the comments and uh with that being said it's time
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for our favorite segment of the show as always we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck this is where we
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show a headline guys we'll get one of those two options and uh with that being said our thumbs up
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headline reads frisbee dog drops deuce on basketball court and crowd goes wild uh one person suggested the
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dog might be commenting on the university of louisville's men's four to 26 record this season
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so uh a dog who was supposed to entertain the crowd by catching frisbees at tuesday's night's
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men's basketball game between uh the university of louisville and virginia tech earned his pay
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but not in the intended manner that's because the crowd didn't cheer on the dog for catching frisbees
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but for dropping a deuce on the floor of louisville's kfc yum center according to the louisville courier
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journal uh to be fair it didn't poop until the end of the performance so perhaps it was intended as
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an encore one person suggested that the dog might be commenting on the university of louisville's
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men's performance this season the team currently holds a four and 26 record under uh new head coach
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kenny paint um and of course there is a video um so here we go
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and dude that was a pretty decent size that was a pretty decent size service
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poor guy the owner picks him up mid poop yeah he didn't even finish it i would have let it finish
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dude that dog didn't know no better that made me feel bad
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oh man dude he was just he was just excited dude sometimes you gotta go like right now i gotta go real
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bad i hate about the shit in my chair just minutes oh man you know i got a soft spot for dogs dude
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that's just i'm embarrassed for that little guy hey he had to do what he had to do that's all right
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it's all right i'm saying what are you gonna give that andy i give it a thumbs up just because it's
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a dog he gets the benefit of the doubt yeah i'm with it man yeah dogs can't do no wrong no you know
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no well guys andy that's all i got guys that's all i got too uh if you enjoyed the show if it brought
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you value if it if it changed your perspective it gave you something to think about if it's important
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for you you know people to hear please share the show um i appreciate you guys appreciate you guys
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that do share the show regularly and uh you know let's get this one out there
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