6. The Key To Life Boils Down To This Basic Principle
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1 hour and 32 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of The Realists, the boys are joined by special guest MC Salmon to discuss a variety of topics, including the movie Rambo: Last Man in the World, and the difference between rollerblading and rollerbiking.
Transcript
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Hey what's up guys, this is Andy and this is the show for the realists.
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Say goodbye to the lies, delusions, and fakeness of modern society and welcome to motherfucking
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Today we have episode 9 and it's a full length episode.
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I know you guys are excited about that because you've been extremely excited about the show
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and giving us amazing reviews and we really, really appreciate it.
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I'm glad you guys are enjoying it because we are definitely enjoying making it.
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I can't remember a time I was this happy making any sort of content.
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Really because it's who we are and it's what we're about and it's what we think.
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It's not tied to one specific category like we were with the previous podcast, the MFCEO
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project for you guys that don't know, was number one podcast in business for 24 months
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straight or what is it, 12, 14 months straight?
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Anyway, today we have a little bit different lineup.
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I think I saw on his Instagram, he went and saw Little Women last night and he said that
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That's all I got to say because I was shocked to learn that a movie called Little Women based
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I don't know about everybody else, but I was sure let down by Vaughn.
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He even said that like Rambo 47 was better than that movie.
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So, you know, it must have been really fucking bad.
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So, because my man Vaughn is not here right now, we are sitting in his spot, MC Salmon.
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I got to come up with some kind of fucking name for you, bro.
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One thing about Tyler, he never argues with it.
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So, on the hot corner, that's where we're going to start calling it the hot corner.
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You made it to third base a couple times, I think.
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Well, third base is a nice place to be with me.
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A lot of people wish they got to my third base.
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We were discussing before we got on the air some of the negotiation tactics that Sal likes
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to use with the company that is building our new headquarters.
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He really likes to do it very subtly and gracefully.
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And he was teaching me how to be a better negotiator before.
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And before we came on the show, I was also learning or explaining that there is a huge difference
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You could go out and rollerblade, and it is pretty bad.
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If you go out and roller skate, that's like having fucking streamers on the handlebars
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Dude, you know, they don't have big wheels anymore.
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I know, but like kids don't ride like, you know, like when I go to look for Christmas
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or anything like that, they don't, they don't have big wheels.
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Like, I mean, they might make them, but they're definitely not out.
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Like they don't, they're not at Walmart or Target or anything.
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You just said big wheels, and I thought, man, that would be fucking fun.
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No, I know, but I'm saying like for the kids, like it's, you know, listen, it's a good coordination
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exercise, man, because it's not like, it's different than a bike because you don't have
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It teaches you how to like come out of an accident.
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So in his little gator, he stands on the gas, and he lets off the gas so the ass end locks up,
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and he turns the wheel so it slides out, and he thinks it's off.
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I know there's lots of things going on in the news this week.
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Yeah, I mean, speaking of nostalgia and things from our past, did you hear that Mark Paul
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Gosselaar, who played Zach Morris in Saved by the Bell, they're doing, you know, a reboot
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You're talking about, like, they're rebooting it, like, with kids.
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So he's going to, like, what, be like an old man and come back to high school and be
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Dude, how much tail do you think Zach got back in that day?
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Him and Matthew McConaughey probably been 50-50.
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Dude, Matthew McConaughey definitely gets way more ass than fucking Zach Paul Gossier or
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Who gets, I mean, okay, so you got, let's see, who's pulling the most tail top to bottom?
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Like, you better not ever invite that motherfucker to your house.
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And Leonardo might have his little fans, and Brad Pitt might have his fans, but all
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Like, dude, I would be friends with that motherfucker, and we could hang out all the
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Well, you would automatically be Wiener cousins.
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Or I'd be okay with it, and I'd just say, and I would give him a high five.
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I even watch his chick flicks, like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
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You know, I used to make fun of him, like, dude, Lincoln?
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Yeah, because I'm the cool and you're my brother.
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Were you like me when you came home from high school?
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You came home from elementary and you had, like, that two- or three-hour period to where
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you were watching probably TV until you went outside and played or something.
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What are some of those shows that you watched besides Save by the Bell?
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That game show where the kids would run through and they would get, like, slime dumped on their
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I'll tell you what we used to watch the shit out of is some American Gladiators.
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We watched the shit out of American Gladiators.
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Dude, they did a reboot of American Gladiators.
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This is actually something I never really thought about, ever.
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When I'm sitting here thinking about that show, like, there was always, like, a lesson
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Like, if you watched Saved by the Bell, it wasn't just, like, a...
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And, like, if you think about all those shows that we grew up with, there was always, like,
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Dude, but there was always a lesson in the themes of those shows.
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Like, the kids coming up, they don't have that shit.
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They got fucking reality TV of crazy motherfuckers going crazy all the time.
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Like, you know, how MTV started it with the real world.
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Man, I wonder how that correlates into, like, society in the big picture.
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You know, you watch The Real Housewives of Orange Counties, and then...
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Like, where are the shows out there, like, the ones that we grew up with, where they
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They don't really do sitcoms anymore, though, do they?
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Well, I mean, they do, but nobody fucking watches them.
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You know, Tim Allen was the original owner of one of my cars.
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That motherfucker came signed, just so you know.
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I'll tell you what, that's a funny motherfucker.
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I fucking did look over the fence and I said, hey, bro, can you fucking sign this?
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Do you guys think that fucking affects the way people are acting?
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Like, there used to be, I don't know, a code of ethics, it seems, like, in society.
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And now it's just like, like, dude, I was talking to one of my buddies today who brought
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You know, we have these, we have all these movements, right?
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We've got all these movements about everything.
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And, you know, there's things that happen to men all the time that nobody ever fucking
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For example, he was telling, I'm not going to name his name.
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He was telling me how his fiance would punch and kick and throw shit at him and physically
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And he said he got, like, thousands of DMs from other men saying, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Well, where is the movement for, like, domestic violence the other way?
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Because, I mean, dude, if we could fucking bring awareness to, like, because I could tell
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And I'm not going to say who it was or wasn't, but I've been in relationships that were like
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that, where somebody would get a couple drinks and they would fucking attack me physically.
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It would start out verbally and then it would go physical.
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Like, that's what you're told because this guy, I was talking to this guy and he was telling
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me how he was embarrassed to bring it up because the reason he was embarrassed is because every
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other guy has had it happen to him and we've just had to wear it so he feels like a fucking
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And I'm like, well, dude, this brings up an interesting discussion point.
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Well, I think the first question that goes through a lot of people's mind is what did you
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So at what point, and I could tell you for sure, for sure, there is a huge difference in
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our society between a man hitting a woman and a woman hitting a man.
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It is socially acceptable for a woman to hit a man in a lot of places.
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But there is a large segment of our culture that thinks there is a big difference between
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a man hitting a woman and a woman hitting a man.
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I feel like there is no difference because I've been in a relationship and a lot of women
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are like, well, what do you mean there's no difference?
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But what if we brought more attention to this not being acceptable?
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What would it do for the domestic violence that's happening out there?
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But you don't see a bunch of dudes out there banding together saying, yeah, that happened
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to me, too, because they're afraid of getting their man card taken away.
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So what is what's the solution here, activists, all you fucking activists out there?
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Why don't you go figure out a fucking solution for this and stop some of these crazy people
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And maybe there won't be as many retaliations or fistfights or things or women hurt because
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Men are much more powerful than women and men can hurt women easier than women can hurt
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Getting punched in the face by 130 pound woman is really not that different than getting punched
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It might hurt a little bit less, but it's going to fucking create a bad scenario the same.
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I think that then you get to start having the conversation that violence is not that
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Well, I think in any situation, I think some of these women who are speaking up should
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probably speak up to other women about not doing that shit.
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Like, it doesn't really matter if you guys are in a verbal argument, what someone says
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Now, if someone attacks you, you have the right to defend yourself.
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Like, it's never okay to escalate from words to physical actions.
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And most men listening have never laid a hand on a woman.
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They shouldn't ever make no mistake about what the fuck I'm saying.
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What I'm saying is it's not okay for women to do the same thing back and first, and then
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Because as I was talking to this dude, he was telling me how fucking like embarrassed
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he felt of this and he didn't know how to, how to say it.
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Like, you know, I don't think it's okay for fucking women to be punching men under
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Like, I think if, if I were in that situation, if somebody who's listening, who's been in
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that situation, if you're in a relationship like that, I would say it's time to exit that
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You know, a hundred percent, because what's going to happen to you is one plus one is
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You know, it's going to escalate and it's going to escalate and you're going to end up
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being the one that goes to fucking jail and loses your job and get your reputation ruined.
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Even if she was the one that started the physicalities.
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And I, but I think there's a portion of people, you know, in society that are the, the attraction
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is physical in that sense, you know, like they like that anger and you know, that, that
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passionate love, because that's where a lot of people are derived from, you know?
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So that's a hard thing to walk away from if you're, you know, cause people secretly that's,
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those are emotions that people have, you know, and, and I think, you know, if it was my friend
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and I was giving advice, I would say, man, it's, it's probably time we exit that situation
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I think that, I think that brings up a whole nother scenario.
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One in three women experienced some form of physical violence by a partner and one in four
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One, one, one in three women and one of four men.
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I wonder, I wonder how much of, well, how many, how many are missing from.
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How many men are willing to admit that they get fucking, that they, it's not even viewed
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If a woman hits a man, it's not even viewed as physical abuse.
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But if a man punches a woman in the fucking face, it's all over the news.
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If you want equality, how about the, we make it equality.
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Like don't fucking hit a man and a man shouldn't hit a woman.
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And I think if you're a woman and you hit a man and a man hits you back, you got a problem
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Whether, and I'm saying he's wrong too, but don't think you didn't bring it on yourself
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Men are expected to have this incredible restraint in all scenarios that women just
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So, and, and that goes in a lot of different scenarios and I'm not bashing women.
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And if you're a dude out there beating on your girl, you're a fucking lowest piece of
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I grabbed her by her fucking arms and looked at her dead in the eye.
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Because she knew who the fuck, what she just did.
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And if I had fucking actually defended myself within the right of what would have happened
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I'd have a reputation for beating women my whole life.
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When the truth is that was like the 70th fucking time that it happened.
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So at what point does this become a real problem?
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I believe there's lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of men who have been in similar
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relationships where they have been physically assaulted by women and never said anything
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to anyone because they're like, that's what you do as a man.
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I mean, you know, you know, to Tyler's point, like what causes the reaction?
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I mean, at that point, it doesn't really matter.
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I don't think it's okay for fucking either person to, to hit someone.
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So it really doesn't matter what they say or what, what they said or what they did.
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When you take it to a different level, it's a different level.
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Well, it'd be like punching your barista in the face if they made your coffee wrong.
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I mean, I, you know, man, I'm just saying in a, in a man and woman,
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But what I'm trying to say, that shit ain't taken serious.
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Dude, you call the police and say my fucking wife was beating me.
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Like, you know, they're laughing behind the phone.
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It's a fucking stereotype of society that, that is creating issues that should be solved.
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Like, if you actually brought awareness to this fact, how many women would think about
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it before they slapped a dude or before they punched a dude?
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I've been in two fucking relationships where I've been hit.
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I've never fucking laid my hand on a woman in any way like that.
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Yeah, but I mean, dude, I think the answer is, it's not okay.
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You know, I mean, that's the situation and that's the learning lesson from anybody in
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Dude, I mean, as, as much as I believe in violence in the sense of protecting what you
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have, like, especially from the country standpoint.
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I don't think that's a situation for violence in any way, shape or form.
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You know, and I, you know, I always try to say, Hey, if you were on the street, what
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And the truth is, if I was on the street and somebody attacked me, like I'm trying to whoop
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So, you know, it is a, it's, I, I know why it's a sensitive topic and I understand why
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But the truth is, is like, it's not right to raise a hand to anybody, especially in your
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I mean, you know, the only hand you should raise in your own home is one to maybe put your kids
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in line, which maybe that opens up Pandora's box.
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In the sense of, you know, I, I do, I spank my kids.
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So I don't, you know, I'm not, Oh my God, dude.
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There's a lot of people that think that's, that's taboo, but I, I, I spank my kids.
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I don't plan on punching my kids and that we weren't punches kids, but man, we had our
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asses beat a lot, you know, but I, I think that's a correction action.
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But the only, the only hand that's going to ever be raised in my home is if somebody comes
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Well, the only hand that's going to be raised in my home is for a fucking sandwich or a beer.
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So circling back around to this whole save by the bell, like it getting rebooted, like
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dude, what are some of the, you know, we're talking about our past, like what are some
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of the movies that you guys wish or TV shows even that you wish would get rebooted?
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I mean, especially with Top Gun coming out, dude, 18, 18, 18 as a show though, not as a movie.
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Well, I mean, but those are the movies that you want your kids to, to be raised on.
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You know, there's a lot of great lessons talking about lessons in that movie, you know?
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And I mean, dude, there's a lot of, there's just a lot of stupid movies that were great.
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Big Trouble, Little China, you know, it's been great.
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No, I'm just saying you should never try to redo it either though, even without it, even
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Do you hear about former Miss Florida going to jail
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because she was stealing her elderly mother's social security checks?
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was stealing her mother's social security checks.
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Like, I'm not really surprised by anything going on right now.
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but it certainly isn't the dumbest or the craziest
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I was having this conversation actually with Raquel last night.
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I mean, I think that's a pure example of, like,
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that's how low people will go when it comes to taking people's shit.
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People have the wrong idea of what haters really are.
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to people who actually do have people that hate them,
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Well, a true hatred really doesn't want to see the success,
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they're going to find out that this motherfucker
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Dude, I do help people that are down all the time,
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Well, I think there's a clear delineation there, right, Tyler?
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that doesn't mean you can show up to their house.
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Well, I was having this conversation this morning,