REAL AF with Andy Frisella - February 26, 2020


6. The Key To Life Boils Down To This Basic Principle


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 32 minutes

Words per Minute

207.37178

Word Count

19,275

Sentence Count

1,854

Misogynist Sentences

59

Hate Speech Sentences

124


Summary

In this episode of The Realists, the boys are joined by special guest MC Salmon to discuss a variety of topics, including the movie Rambo: Last Man in the World, and the difference between rollerblading and rollerbiking.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey what's up guys, this is Andy and this is the show for the realists.
00:00:17.740 Say goodbye to the lies, delusions, and fakeness of modern society and welcome to motherfucking
00:00:23.100 reality.
00:00:23.720 Today we have episode 9 and it's a full length episode.
00:00:28.020 I know you guys are excited about that because you've been extremely excited about the show
00:00:33.400 and giving us amazing reviews and we really, really appreciate it.
00:00:36.720 I'm glad you guys are enjoying it because we are definitely enjoying making it.
00:00:42.240 I can't remember a time I was this happy making any sort of content.
00:00:46.760 Really because it's who we are and it's what we're about and it's what we think.
00:00:50.100 It's not tied to one specific category like we were with the previous podcast, the MFCEO
00:00:56.040 project for you guys that don't know, was number one podcast in business for 24 months
00:01:02.280 straight or what is it, 12, 14 months straight?
00:01:04.300 Long fucking time.
00:01:05.580 Anyway, today we have a little bit different lineup.
00:01:11.380 The pastor of disaster is, got the day off.
00:01:16.640 He is in Kansas doing Kansas things.
00:01:19.520 I think I saw on his Instagram, he went and saw Little Women last night and he said that
00:01:25.020 it was terrible and I was shocked.
00:01:28.100 That's all I got to say because I was shocked to learn that a movie called Little Women based
00:01:33.160 in the 1860s is fucking bad.
00:01:36.520 I don't know about everybody else, but I was sure let down by Vaughn.
00:01:41.160 He even said that like Rambo 47 was better than that movie.
00:01:45.420 So, you know, it must have been really fucking bad.
00:01:49.820 So, because my man Vaughn is not here right now, we are sitting in his spot, MC Salmon.
00:01:58.700 What up, what up?
00:01:59.860 The Kung Fu Kid.
00:02:02.000 I don't know.
00:02:02.660 I got to come up with some kind of fucking name for you, bro.
00:02:04.780 What is it?
00:02:05.520 I don't know, but that ain't it.
00:02:07.440 The gender fluid, ambiguously gay co-host.
00:02:12.960 Like, what the fuck are you?
00:02:15.580 That'll work.
00:02:16.280 Let's go with that.
00:02:18.100 One thing about Tyler, he never argues with it.
00:02:20.260 Yeah, he does it.
00:02:21.000 Just takes it.
00:02:22.120 Tyler's my man.
00:02:23.040 You guys know how it goes around here.
00:02:24.720 If we really love you, you get made fun of.
00:02:27.280 That's just the way we go.
00:02:28.280 And we got my bro.
00:02:31.380 I don't know what his name will be, but.
00:02:33.820 I'm the third baseman.
00:02:34.780 Yeah, he's here.
00:02:35.480 He's the third baseman.
00:02:36.500 So, on the hot corner, that's where we're going to start calling it the hot corner.
00:02:39.860 You made it to third base a couple times, I think.
00:02:41.600 A couple times.
00:02:42.600 Oh, yeah, with himself.
00:02:44.020 Well, third base is a nice place to be with me.
00:02:47.620 A lot of people wish they got to my third base.
00:02:49.780 You know what I'm saying, Tyler?
00:02:50.500 Probably you.
00:02:51.340 Oh.
00:02:53.980 Oh, man.
00:02:54.780 We were discussing before we got on the air some of the negotiation tactics that Sal likes
00:03:03.680 to use with the company that is building our new headquarters.
00:03:07.160 He really likes to do it very subtly and gracefully.
00:03:11.960 And he was teaching me how to be a better negotiator before.
00:03:15.900 And before we came on the show, I was also learning or explaining that there is a huge difference
00:03:22.940 between rollerblading and roller skating.
00:03:25.540 Big difference.
00:03:26.380 Huge difference.
00:03:27.180 Okay.
00:03:27.520 You could go out and rollerblade, and it is pretty bad.
00:03:32.540 If you go out and roller skate, that's like having fucking streamers on the handlebars
00:03:37.340 of your fucking big wheel, dude.
00:03:39.080 I mean, it is bad.
00:03:41.680 Dude, you know, they don't have big wheels anymore.
00:03:43.720 What's wrong with streamers?
00:03:44.500 Bullshit.
00:03:44.940 They got them for adults.
00:03:45.900 I've seen them.
00:03:46.400 I know, but like kids don't ride like, you know, like when I go to look for Christmas
00:03:50.440 or anything like that, they don't, they don't have big wheels.
00:03:53.860 What?
00:03:54.560 I swear.
00:03:55.040 Like, I mean, they might make them, but they're definitely not out.
00:03:57.460 Like they don't, they're not at Walmart or Target or anything.
00:03:59.360 They're not the hot thing?
00:04:00.260 No.
00:04:00.820 That's crazy, dude.
00:04:01.580 You just said big wheels, and I thought, man, that would be fucking fun.
00:04:04.980 Dude, they make the adult.
00:04:06.000 We got one.
00:04:06.660 No, I know, but I'm saying like for the kids, like it's, you know, listen, it's a good coordination
00:04:10.460 exercise, man, because it's not like, it's different than a bike because you don't have
00:04:13.760 to balance, but you still get the pedal.
00:04:15.000 You know what?
00:04:15.460 It teaches you how to like come out of an accident.
00:04:18.200 You know what I'm saying?
00:04:18.680 How to correct.
00:04:19.540 Well, so this is cool.
00:04:21.040 This is a proud moment.
00:04:21.780 You'll appreciate this.
00:04:22.880 So Enzo's learning the power slide.
00:04:25.720 So in his little gator, he stands on the gas, and he lets off the gas so the ass end locks up,
00:04:30.760 and he turns the wheel so it slides out, and he thinks it's off.
00:04:32.840 Does he start laughing?
00:04:33.480 Yeah, he loves it.
00:04:33.860 I bet he does.
00:04:34.540 That's awesome, man.
00:04:36.340 So, dude, what do we got to talk about today?
00:04:38.460 I know there's lots of things going on in the news this week.
00:04:42.060 Yeah, I mean, speaking of nostalgia and things from our past, did you hear that Mark Paul
00:04:47.200 Gosselaar, who played Zach Morris in Saved by the Bell, they're doing, you know, a reboot
00:04:52.420 of that show?
00:04:53.700 Why?
00:04:55.260 Fuck, I don't know.
00:04:56.220 Because I guess the fans want it.
00:04:58.100 People are going to watch that?
00:04:59.160 I guess.
00:04:59.760 I'm not going to lie.
00:05:00.400 I watched a lot of Saved by the Bell.
00:05:01.700 I did, too, but, I mean, that was different.
00:05:03.640 Not with the same characters, though.
00:05:05.040 You're talking about, like, they're rebooting it, like, with kids.
00:05:06.620 Oh, like, he's going to be, like.
00:05:07.700 No, he's in a reprising role.
00:05:09.660 So he's going to, like, what, be like an old man and come back to high school and be
00:05:12.800 cool again?
00:05:13.820 Hey, he's going to be the guy who's, like.
00:05:16.780 No, what's the principal's name?
00:05:17.820 Principal Skinner or something?
00:05:18.980 Principal.
00:05:19.480 Yeah, I think that's his name.
00:05:20.280 Yeah.
00:05:20.560 Yeah.
00:05:20.940 Dude, how much tail do you think Zach got back in that day?
00:05:23.320 All of it.
00:05:23.900 A lot.
00:05:24.540 All of it.
00:05:24.940 Man, he must have slayed some.
00:05:26.000 Him and Matthew McConaughey probably been 50-50.
00:05:30.060 No, no, no.
00:05:30.780 Dude, Matthew McConaughey definitely gets way more ass than fucking Zach Paul Gossier or
00:05:36.400 whatever the fuck.
00:05:37.200 Zach Morris.
00:05:38.020 Who gets, I mean, okay, so you got, let's see, who's pulling the most tail top to bottom?
00:05:43.440 Dude.
00:05:44.040 Brad Pitt.
00:05:44.880 Oh, no.
00:05:45.500 Dude, I would say McConaughey.
00:05:47.280 Like, you better not ever invite that motherfucker to your house.
00:05:49.820 I say Leonardo DiCaprio.
00:05:51.200 No.
00:05:51.900 Matthew McConaughey.
00:05:52.760 And Leonardo might have his little fans, and Brad Pitt might have his fans, but all
00:05:59.100 those fans are also Matthew McConaughey fans.
00:06:02.540 He's Mr. Steal, your girl.
00:06:03.660 That's right.
00:06:04.240 Yeah, and you're okay with it, though.
00:06:05.360 Like, dude, I would be friends with that motherfucker, and we could hang out all the
00:06:08.840 time.
00:06:09.080 You ain't ever coming to my house.
00:06:10.560 It's never happening, dude.
00:06:11.700 Well, you would automatically be Wiener cousins.
00:06:14.060 Or I'd be okay with it, and I'd just say, and I would give him a high five.
00:06:17.160 I'd be like, yo!
00:06:17.520 Hey, man, like, eh.
00:06:19.780 I mean, there's a couple.
00:06:20.600 I mean, let's think.
00:06:21.240 There's a couple guys like that.
00:06:22.300 You got McConaughey.
00:06:23.220 The Rock.
00:06:23.780 The Rock.
00:06:24.260 Brad Pitt's in that category.
00:06:25.560 I mean, I watched Fight Club last night.
00:06:27.340 I mean, he's a good-looking dude, man.
00:06:28.760 Brad Pitt.
00:06:30.460 I'm not saying he ain't good-looking.
00:06:31.880 I'm just saying I don't see the...
00:06:34.180 I mean, dude, The Rock's got swag.
00:06:36.440 Fucking McConaughey.
00:06:37.940 That dude's got swag.
00:06:38.100 He's got super swag.
00:06:39.060 Yeah.
00:06:39.860 I even watch his chick flicks, like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
00:06:42.460 Yeah.
00:06:42.700 I'm like, you know what?
00:06:43.460 It's a great fucking movie.
00:06:44.680 It's a good movie, but he makes it good.
00:06:47.100 Anyway, dude, I wish I...
00:06:48.780 The new Lincoln's all right.
00:06:49.860 You know, I used to make fun of him, like, dude, Lincoln?
00:06:52.320 Like, he's fucking pimping Lincoln.
00:06:53.480 No, he made him cool.
00:06:54.580 Dude, the new Lincoln's are nice.
00:06:56.700 That's how cool works.
00:06:58.180 That's how cool works.
00:06:58.680 I'm fucking well aware, man.
00:06:59.680 No, you're not.
00:07:00.280 Yeah, because I'm the cool and you're my brother.
00:07:02.360 Listen, I make this logo cool.
00:07:03.780 So you're well aware of how the fuck it works.
00:07:05.920 I make this logo cool.
00:07:07.760 Yeah.
00:07:07.940 Dude, what other...
00:07:09.520 Were you like me when you came home from high school?
00:07:11.480 Tyler, we're nothing like you.
00:07:12.760 Fuck off.
00:07:13.060 You came home from elementary and you had, like, that two- or three-hour period to where
00:07:17.680 you were watching probably TV until you went outside and played or something.
00:07:20.740 What are some of those shows that you watched besides Save by the Bell?
00:07:23.400 Dude, I used to like Double Dare.
00:07:25.460 You remember Double Dare?
00:07:26.200 Yeah, the game show.
00:07:27.100 That game show where the kids would run through and they would get, like, slime dumped on their
00:07:32.100 heads and shit.
00:07:33.220 Fuck, I don't think I ever watched that.
00:07:34.420 Yeah, because you're probably not...
00:07:35.520 It's probably not old enough, bro.
00:07:36.920 I'm older than you.
00:07:37.800 Well, you're six years older than me, so yeah.
00:07:39.720 I'll tell you what we used to watch the shit out of is some American Gladiators.
00:07:42.860 Oh, fuck yeah.
00:07:43.540 We watched the shit out of American Gladiators.
00:07:45.880 We watched an MTV, too.
00:07:47.500 Dude, they did a reboot of American Gladiators.
00:07:49.000 MTV was, like, real MTV.
00:07:51.560 What shows, you mean?
00:07:52.700 No, like, MTV...
00:07:53.420 Before it was shows, it was, like, videos.
00:07:55.260 You know what I mean?
00:07:55.660 There was, like, actual videos.
00:07:57.660 You know what's weird to think about?
00:07:59.720 Well, we didn't have cable, though.
00:08:00.760 That's something, too.
00:08:01.420 We didn't have cable until we were live.
00:08:02.420 Yeah, I didn't have cable.
00:08:03.240 Like, sixth grade, seventh grade.
00:08:04.040 Dude, think about how...
00:08:06.000 This is actually something I never really thought about, ever.
00:08:09.720 When I'm sitting here thinking about that show, like, there was always, like, a lesson
00:08:13.760 to learn in that show.
00:08:15.020 You know?
00:08:15.360 Like, if you watched Saved by the Bell, it wasn't just, like, a...
00:08:18.160 There was, like, a lesson in the show.
00:08:19.800 You know what I'm saying?
00:08:20.440 And, like, if you think about all those shows that we grew up with, there was always, like,
00:08:24.540 you know, like, family ties and this and that.
00:08:27.780 Like, uh...
00:08:28.960 What's the one with the Olsen twins?
00:08:29.800 Who's the boss?
00:08:30.860 Yeah.
00:08:31.240 You know?
00:08:31.600 Dude, who's the boss?
00:08:32.320 Yeah.
00:08:32.600 Cheers.
00:08:33.400 Yeah.
00:08:33.720 Dude, but there was always a lesson in the themes of those shows.
00:08:36.660 If you watch every one of those shows...
00:08:38.340 Night Court.
00:08:38.720 There was a lesson, right?
00:08:40.640 Night Court.
00:08:41.280 It might be funny.
00:08:42.420 It might be this.
00:08:43.220 But, like, dude, now these kids...
00:08:44.860 Like, the kids coming up, they don't have that shit.
00:08:46.580 You know what they got?
00:08:47.240 They got fucking reality TV of crazy motherfuckers going crazy all the time.
00:08:52.700 Like, you know, how MTV started it with the real world.
00:08:56.240 Like, so we have all this drama.
00:08:58.680 Right.
00:08:59.060 Man, I wonder how that correlates into, like, society in the big picture.
00:09:03.880 You know what I'm saying?
00:09:04.220 Well, I'm going to tell you right now.
00:09:05.000 I mean, you see it, like...
00:09:06.100 I mean, fuck kids.
00:09:07.380 It has nothing to do with kids.
00:09:08.620 I mean, look at...
00:09:09.220 You know, you watch The Real Housewives of Orange Counties, and then...
00:09:11.680 No, that's what I'm saying.
00:09:12.120 People think it's normal...
00:09:13.520 No, I...
00:09:14.060 ...to act like that.
00:09:15.140 That's what so-and-so does.
00:09:16.760 Yeah, well, so-and-so's...
00:09:18.000 I mean, that's not fucking normal.
00:09:19.440 I know, but because...
00:09:20.720 Like, where are the shows out there, like, the ones that we grew up with, where they
00:09:25.080 had, like, a lesson in every episode?
00:09:26.800 It's just...
00:09:27.100 They don't really do sitcoms anymore, though, do they?
00:09:28.800 Well, I mean, they do, but nobody fucking watches them.
00:09:31.100 I don't know.
00:09:31.340 You remember Home Improvement?
00:09:32.440 Yeah.
00:09:32.880 Fuck yeah, Tim Allen.
00:09:33.740 I tell you, you know, I got a...
00:09:35.320 You know, Tim Allen was the original owner of one of my cars.
00:09:38.300 Yeah, the Ford GT.
00:09:38.980 Yeah, my 2005 black Ford GT.
00:09:40.900 Fuck, I didn't know that.
00:09:41.540 Yeah, he wrote his name underneath the hood.
00:09:44.200 Yeah.
00:09:45.040 Two places.
00:09:45.840 He fucking signed it.
00:09:47.020 I didn't ask him to sign it.
00:09:47.940 That motherfucker came signed, just so you know.
00:09:51.160 But it is bullshit.
00:09:52.480 Yeah, come on, man.
00:09:53.340 He's like, Tim, Tim.
00:09:55.040 I'll tell you what, that's a funny motherfucker.
00:09:56.400 I fucking did look over the fence and I said, hey, bro, can you fucking sign this?
00:10:00.280 What's the guy on the other side of the fence?
00:10:01.900 Wilson.
00:10:02.420 Yeah.
00:10:02.800 Never showed his mouth.
00:10:05.940 All right, awkward silence.
00:10:07.320 We were all taking drinks of water.
00:10:07.900 We were both drinking.
00:10:10.740 Dude, I don't know, man.
00:10:12.040 Do you guys think that fucking affects the way people are acting?
00:10:15.660 Yeah.
00:10:15.860 Because it's kind of weird, man.
00:10:16.880 Like, there used to be, I don't know, a code of ethics, it seems, like, in society.
00:10:23.920 And now it's just like, like, dude, I was talking to one of my buddies today who brought
00:10:28.460 up a point that I thought was really relevant.
00:10:32.980 You know, we have these, we have all these movements, right?
00:10:35.940 We have these, like, the Me Too movement.
00:10:39.260 We've got the vegan movement.
00:10:41.060 We've got all these movements about everything.
00:10:43.080 And, you know, there's things that happen to men all the time that nobody ever fucking
00:10:51.740 talks about.
00:10:52.700 And he was telling me about some of this shit.
00:10:56.480 For example, he was telling, I'm not going to name his name.
00:11:00.500 He was telling me how his fiance would punch and kick and throw shit at him and physically
00:11:08.440 attack him, right?
00:11:11.000 And he posted about it.
00:11:12.520 And he said he got, like, thousands of DMs from other men saying, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:17.720 Well, where is the movement for, like, domestic violence the other way?
00:11:25.340 Because, I mean, dude, if we could fucking bring awareness to, like, because I could tell
00:11:29.300 you for sure that's happened to me before.
00:11:30.660 Oh, I know it has.
00:11:33.000 Yeah.
00:11:33.380 Yes, that's right.
00:11:34.500 Yeah.
00:11:35.340 You've seen it.
00:11:36.200 Yeah.
00:11:36.720 Twice, actually.
00:11:37.680 Yeah.
00:11:38.020 And not with my wife.
00:11:39.880 No, no, right.
00:11:40.500 And I'm not going to say who it was or wasn't, but I've been in relationships that were like
00:11:44.100 that, where somebody would get a couple drinks and they would fucking attack me physically.
00:11:49.880 It would start out verbally and then it would go physical.
00:11:52.500 And I'm big, dude.
00:11:53.320 I'm 6'1", 270 fucking pounds.
00:11:56.060 All right?
00:11:58.320 What do you do?
00:12:00.660 You wear it.
00:12:01.780 But that's what's expected to wear it, right?
00:12:04.560 Like, that's what you're told because this guy, I was talking to this guy and he was telling
00:12:08.940 me how he was embarrassed to bring it up because the reason he was embarrassed is because every
00:12:15.960 other guy has had it happen to him and we've just had to wear it so he feels like a fucking
00:12:20.460 pussy.
00:12:21.620 And I'm like, well, dude, this brings up an interesting discussion point.
00:12:25.460 Well, I think the first question that goes through a lot of people's mind is what did you
00:12:28.280 do to instigate the girl?
00:12:29.640 Like, that's how society is wired.
00:12:31.540 Yeah, but it works both ways.
00:12:33.320 That's what I'm saying.
00:12:34.580 So at what point, and I could tell you for sure, for sure, there is a huge difference in
00:12:40.740 our society between a man hitting a woman and a woman hitting a man.
00:12:44.700 It is socially acceptable for a woman to hit a man in a lot of places.
00:12:49.720 Dude, that's just the culture of America.
00:12:51.740 People will say, oh, no, it's not acceptable.
00:12:54.340 No, that's never okay.
00:12:56.120 And I agree.
00:12:57.020 It's never okay.
00:12:58.400 But there is a large segment of our culture that thinks there is a big difference between
00:13:04.100 a man hitting a woman and a woman hitting a man.
00:13:06.840 And I actually don't think there is.
00:13:08.620 I don't feel like there is.
00:13:10.600 I feel like there is no difference because I've been in a relationship and a lot of women
00:13:15.560 are like, well, what do you mean there's no difference?
00:13:17.900 You're this and this and this and this.
00:13:19.120 You're 200 and she's 120.
00:13:20.980 Yeah.
00:13:21.720 That's why you shouldn't hit a man.
00:13:23.660 That's the truth.
00:13:24.580 And I'm not advocating violence of any means.
00:13:27.080 There shouldn't be a hand raised to anyone.
00:13:29.960 But what if we brought more attention to this not being acceptable?
00:13:34.060 What would it do for the domestic violence that's happening out there?
00:13:37.500 I guarantee it's going to lower the rate.
00:13:39.560 But you don't see a bunch of dudes out there banding together saying, yeah, that happened
00:13:44.000 to me, too, because they're afraid of getting their man card taken away.
00:13:47.160 That's right.
00:13:47.600 And like, dude, that's not right either.
00:13:49.100 So what is what's the solution here, activists, all you fucking activists out there?
00:13:55.080 Why don't you go figure out a fucking solution for this and stop some of these crazy people
00:13:59.380 from attacking men?
00:14:00.640 And maybe there won't be as many retaliations or fistfights or things or women hurt because
00:14:05.760 guess what?
00:14:06.740 Men are much more powerful than women and men can hurt women easier than women can hurt
00:14:11.400 men.
00:14:12.000 But I'm going to tell you this.
00:14:13.280 Getting punched in the face by 130 pound woman is really not that different than getting punched
00:14:18.460 in the face by a fucking 200 pound man.
00:14:20.600 It might hurt a little bit less, but it's going to fucking create a bad scenario the same.
00:14:26.040 Yeah.
00:14:26.220 I mean, I mean, I think the lesson.
00:14:27.640 How do you fix it?
00:14:28.560 I think that then you get to start having the conversation that violence is not that
00:14:32.460 answer.
00:14:33.100 Well, I think in any situation, I think some of these women who are speaking up should
00:14:37.320 probably speak up to other women about not doing that shit.
00:14:40.320 Yeah.
00:14:40.520 Like, it doesn't really matter if you guys are in a verbal argument, what someone says
00:14:45.100 to you, there's no reason to go attack them.
00:14:47.520 You know what I'm saying?
00:14:48.500 Yeah.
00:14:48.760 Now, if someone attacks you, you have the right to defend yourself.
00:14:51.780 But at what point is it okay?
00:14:55.400 Because I know for men, it's never okay.
00:14:57.500 Like, it's never okay to escalate from words to physical actions.
00:15:01.480 It never has been.
00:15:02.740 And most men listening have never laid a hand on a woman.
00:15:05.960 And that's great.
00:15:06.720 They shouldn't ever make no mistake about what the fuck I'm saying.
00:15:11.040 What I'm saying is it's not okay for women to do the same thing back and first, and then
00:15:16.380 just expect men to take it.
00:15:17.740 Because as I was talking to this dude, he was telling me how fucking like embarrassed
00:15:22.900 he felt of this and he didn't know how to, how to say it.
00:15:26.120 So what do you think the solution is for this?
00:15:28.260 Like, you know, I don't think it's okay for fucking women to be punching men under
00:15:33.980 any circumstance.
00:15:34.900 I mean, I look at it this way, man.
00:15:36.020 Like, I think if, if I were in that situation, if somebody who's listening, who's been in
00:15:40.680 that situation, if you're in a relationship like that, I would say it's time to exit that
00:15:44.980 relationship.
00:15:45.120 I agree.
00:15:45.940 You know, a hundred percent, because what's going to happen to you is one plus one is
00:15:49.620 two.
00:15:49.880 That's right.
00:15:50.360 You know, it's going to escalate and it's going to escalate and you're going to end up
00:15:54.160 being the one that goes to fucking jail and loses your job and get your reputation ruined.
00:15:59.380 Even if she was the one that started the physicalities.
00:16:02.660 And I, but I think there's a portion of people, you know, in society that are the, the attraction
00:16:06.980 is physical in that sense, you know, like they like that anger and you know, that, that
00:16:10.760 passionate love, because that's where a lot of people are derived from, you know?
00:16:14.420 So that's a hard thing to walk away from if you're, you know, cause people secretly that's,
00:16:19.220 those are emotions that people have, you know, and, and I think, you know, if it was my friend
00:16:23.880 and I was giving advice, I would say, man, it's, it's probably time we exit that situation
00:16:27.380 and put, just find yourself in a good one.
00:16:28.720 Dude.
00:16:28.880 I think that, I think that brings up a whole nother scenario.
00:16:32.240 What you got?
00:16:33.000 One in three women experienced some form of physical violence by a partner and one in four
00:16:38.200 men experience it.
00:16:39.480 One, one, one in three women and one of four men.
00:16:44.380 That's an interesting stat.
00:16:45.680 I wonder, I wonder how much of, well, how many, how many are missing from.
00:16:49.220 That's what I'm saying.
00:16:50.200 How many men are willing to admit that they get fucking, that they, it's not even viewed
00:16:54.480 as physical abuse.
00:17:07.560 If a woman hits a man, it's not even viewed as physical abuse.
00:17:19.220 Those cases aren't publicized.
00:17:31.320 Why not?
00:17:32.520 But if a man punches a woman in the fucking face, it's all over the news.
00:17:36.280 You lose the job.
00:17:36.980 His reputation is ruined.
00:17:37.920 This is this.
00:17:38.480 If you want equality, how about the, we make it equality.
00:17:43.320 Like don't fucking hit a man and a man shouldn't hit a woman.
00:17:48.400 Right?
00:17:49.060 Yeah.
00:17:49.340 I think that's fucking pretty reasonable.
00:17:51.200 Eye for an eye.
00:17:51.920 You know?
00:17:52.580 And I think if you're a woman and you hit a man and a man hits you back, you got a problem
00:17:59.460 on your hands.
00:18:00.320 You probably shouldn't have started it.
00:18:01.820 Whether, and I'm saying he's wrong too, but don't think you didn't bring it on yourself
00:18:05.560 because you did.
00:18:06.680 That's the truth.
00:18:07.760 Men are expected to have this incredible restraint in all scenarios that women just
00:18:13.080 aren't expected to have.
00:18:15.220 You see what I'm saying?
00:18:16.880 So, and, and that goes in a lot of different scenarios and I'm not bashing women.
00:18:21.020 I'm just saying the fucking truth.
00:18:22.700 It should go both ways.
00:18:24.080 The respect should be equal.
00:18:25.680 It shouldn't be one or the other and no dude.
00:18:28.040 And if you're a dude out there beating on your girl, you're a fucking lowest piece of
00:18:31.500 shit in the face of the earth.
00:18:33.480 Period.
00:18:33.880 What did you do when it happened to you?
00:18:36.260 Fuck.
00:18:36.500 I fucking took it.
00:18:37.280 Cause I had to, what I, what do I do?
00:18:39.260 What do you do?
00:18:40.200 Dude?
00:18:40.420 I could tell you exactly what I did.
00:18:41.960 I grabbed her by her fucking arms and looked at her dead in the eye.
00:18:44.460 Like I was going to fucking kill her.
00:18:45.880 And she calmed down and stopped.
00:18:48.980 You get what I'm saying?
00:18:50.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:18:50.660 Because she knew who the fuck, what she just did.
00:18:53.420 You fucking dude, you can't do that to people.
00:18:56.280 Like people have a right to defend themselves.
00:18:58.280 And if I had fucking actually defended myself within the right of what would have happened
00:19:03.360 to me, I'd end up probably in fucking jail.
00:19:05.340 It'd be my fault.
00:19:06.260 I'd have a reputation for beating women my whole life.
00:19:09.140 When the truth is that was like the 70th fucking time that it happened.
00:19:13.680 You know what I mean?
00:19:14.440 So at what point does this become a real problem?
00:19:17.780 Cause I believe that it is a real problem.
00:19:19.500 I believe there's lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of men who have been in similar
00:19:23.600 relationships where they have been physically assaulted by women and never said anything
00:19:28.660 to anyone because they're like, that's what you do as a man.
00:19:33.680 You just take it.
00:19:34.560 Cause that's what we're taught, dude.
00:19:36.280 Yeah.
00:19:36.600 I mean, I can't argue that at all.
00:19:37.800 Yeah.
00:19:38.180 I mean, you know, you know, to Tyler's point, like what causes the reaction?
00:19:41.840 I mean, at that point, it doesn't really matter.
00:19:44.400 I don't think it matters.
00:19:45.160 I don't think it's okay for fucking either person to, to hit someone.
00:19:49.840 It's not okay.
00:19:51.100 You know what I'm saying?
00:19:52.180 Yeah.
00:19:52.380 So it really doesn't matter what they say or what, what they said or what they did.
00:19:56.940 When you take it to a different level, it's a different level.
00:20:00.100 Well, it'd be like punching your barista in the face if they made your coffee wrong.
00:20:03.660 Yeah.
00:20:04.480 Yes.
00:20:05.120 That's what I'm saying.
00:20:06.180 I've got a lot of wrong coffee.
00:20:07.320 Right.
00:20:07.620 So my name wrong.
00:20:08.560 So who decides when you can escalate?
00:20:11.400 Yeah.
00:20:11.800 I mean, I, you know, man, I'm just saying in a, in a man and woman,
00:20:15.140 in relationship, I don't, when's it okay?
00:20:17.640 I don't think it is okay.
00:20:18.660 Okay.
00:20:18.980 So you're being attacked.
00:20:20.000 What do you do?
00:20:21.940 You exit yourself from the situation.
00:20:23.560 I agree.
00:20:24.300 That that's, I mean, that's the answer.
00:20:25.660 But what I'm trying to say, that shit ain't taken serious.
00:20:29.840 Dude, you call the police and say my fucking wife was beating me.
00:20:33.380 Like, you know, they're laughing behind the phone.
00:20:35.420 That's right.
00:20:36.180 That's what I'm trying to point out.
00:20:38.280 It's a fucking stereotype of society that, that is creating issues that should be solved.
00:20:43.860 Like, if you actually brought awareness to this fact, how many women would think about
00:20:48.160 it before they slapped a dude or before they punched a dude?
00:20:50.720 And dude, it's a problem, dude.
00:20:53.900 I've been in two fucking relationships where I've been hit.
00:20:57.660 I've never fucking laid my hand on a woman in any way like that.
00:21:00.700 It's never happened.
00:21:02.520 You know what I'm saying?
00:21:03.900 What's, why is that?
00:21:05.340 Okay.
00:21:05.620 Yeah, but I mean, dude, I think the answer is, it's not okay.
00:21:15.660 You know, I mean, that's the situation and that's the learning lesson from anybody in
00:21:19.160 here.
00:21:19.640 Dude, I mean, as, as much as I believe in violence in the sense of protecting what you
00:21:23.720 have, like, especially from the country standpoint.
00:21:25.720 Yeah.
00:21:26.600 I don't think that's a situation for violence in any way, shape or form.
00:21:29.700 No, I don't.
00:21:30.400 I agree.
00:21:30.720 You know, and I, you know, I always try to say, Hey, if you were on the street, what
00:21:33.220 would you do?
00:21:34.100 And the truth is, if I was on the street and somebody attacked me, like I'm trying to whoop
00:21:37.460 that dude's ass.
00:21:38.200 You know what I mean?
00:21:38.700 That's what's going down.
00:21:39.640 So, you know, it is a, it's, I, I know why it's a sensitive topic and I understand why
00:21:44.320 people get up in arms about it.
00:21:45.860 But the truth is, is like, it's not right to raise a hand to anybody, especially in your
00:21:50.640 own home that you're in a relationship.
00:21:52.680 I agree, but it's very common.
00:21:54.200 Yeah.
00:21:54.460 I mean, you know, the only hand you should raise in your own home is one to maybe put your kids
00:21:58.800 in line, which maybe that opens up Pandora's box.
00:22:00.720 In the sense of, you know, I, I do, I spank my kids.
00:22:02.980 So I don't, you know, I'm not, Oh my God, dude.
00:22:04.960 Yeah, I know.
00:22:05.520 You'd be surprised though.
00:22:06.520 There's a lot of people that think that's, that's taboo, but I, I, I spank my kids.
00:22:10.480 I don't punch my kids.
00:22:11.540 I don't plan on punching my kids and that we weren't punches kids, but man, we had our
00:22:14.340 asses beat a lot, you know, but I, I think that's a correction action.
00:22:16.920 But the only, the only hand that's going to ever be raised in my home is if somebody comes
00:22:20.440 in my home, who's not welcome in my home.
00:22:22.140 Well, the only hand that's going to be raised in my home is for a fucking sandwich or a beer.
00:22:27.600 Yeah, that's right.
00:22:28.280 So circling back around to this whole save by the bell, like it getting rebooted, like
00:22:32.400 dude, what are some of the, you know, we're talking about our past, like what are some
00:22:35.520 of the movies that you guys wish or TV shows even that you wish would get rebooted?
00:22:39.640 I mean, especially with Top Gun coming out, dude, 18, 18, 18 as a show though, not as a movie.
00:22:46.800 The movie was, it was okay.
00:22:48.540 I still watch it.
00:22:49.420 I mean, how old are we going here?
00:22:50.620 Cause I like anything.
00:22:51.820 I mean, you dude, I like, like Sandlot.
00:22:53.900 I know you're a big Sandlot guy.
00:22:55.200 Yeah, but you can't redo that.
00:22:57.020 You can't fuck that.
00:22:57.660 That would be blasphemy.
00:22:58.860 Yeah.
00:22:59.580 Well, I mean, but those are the movies that you want your kids to, to be raised on.
00:23:03.300 That was a great movie.
00:23:04.220 You know, there's a lot of great lessons talking about lessons in that movie, you know?
00:23:07.100 And I mean, dude, there's a lot of, there's just a lot of stupid movies that were great.
00:23:10.260 Big Trouble, Little China, you know, it's been great.
00:23:12.480 The Great Outdoors.
00:23:13.380 The Great Outdoors.
00:23:14.400 It's a great fucking movie.
00:23:15.060 Yeah, never redo that one either.
00:23:15.940 Yeah.
00:23:16.120 Oh, it's a great duo.
00:23:17.540 Well, you can't redo it cause he's dead.
00:23:18.860 No, I'm just saying you should never try to redo it either though, even without it, even
00:23:22.620 with a different cast.
00:23:23.240 I caught what you were saying.
00:23:24.420 You guys both sound dumb right now.
00:23:25.840 Just so you know.
00:23:55.840 All right.
00:24:25.840 Do you hear about former Miss Florida going to jail
00:24:54.700 because she was stealing her elderly mother's social security checks?
00:24:58.100 Like, how fucked up is that?
00:24:59.860 Wait, what?
00:25:01.160 Yeah, Miss Florida, a former Miss Florida,
00:25:03.880 was stealing her mother's social security checks.
00:25:06.700 Dude, I'll be completely...
00:25:08.300 Talk about tagging your sponsor.
00:25:09.860 Yeah, no shit.
00:25:12.840 Dude, I don't know, man.
00:25:14.520 Like, I'm not really surprised by anything going on right now.
00:25:17.820 This seems kind of minor.
00:25:19.840 It does seem pretty shitty,
00:25:21.480 but it certainly isn't the dumbest or the craziest
00:25:24.560 or the fucking stupidest thing I've heard.
00:25:26.640 And you know this,
00:25:27.520 and I think a lot of people...
00:25:29.080 I was having this conversation actually with Raquel last night.
00:25:31.420 When it comes to money, don't trust anyone.
00:25:35.100 Everybody would take your shit if they could.
00:25:37.040 I mean, I think that's a pure example of, like,
00:25:38.860 that's how low people will go when it comes to taking people's shit.
00:25:42.160 I agree.
00:25:43.040 And, you know,
00:25:44.200 this is why relationships evolve
00:25:48.080 when you become more successful,
00:25:49.640 to be completely honest,
00:25:51.580 because they have to.
00:25:54.580 Because if you don't make yourself friends
00:25:56.520 with people who are on your level,
00:25:58.480 everybody else really does kind of hate you.
00:26:02.140 Right.
00:26:02.440 You know what I'm saying?
00:26:03.060 Because they're...
00:26:03.740 And this is the truth.
00:26:04.560 People think...
00:26:05.860 People have the wrong idea of what haters really are.
00:26:08.540 Right?
00:26:08.820 But there's people's internal voice
00:26:12.540 that they, like, imagine,
00:26:14.660 and then they think,
00:26:16.080 and then they kind of make up, like,
00:26:17.540 what they think people are saying.
00:26:19.020 Right?
00:26:19.720 And then there's real haters,
00:26:21.880 like the guy who just murdered Randy Gorey
00:26:26.020 in Edwardsville a week ago.
00:26:29.160 Okay?
00:26:29.400 So, when you talk about haters,
00:26:31.880 be very clear that when you talk about haters
00:26:34.460 to people who actually do have people that hate them,
00:26:37.180 you look like a fucking idiot.
00:26:38.820 You know what I'm saying?
00:26:40.020 Yeah.
00:26:40.280 Well, a true hatred really doesn't want to see the success,
00:26:43.420 or they want to see the success until...
00:26:46.020 To the point to where they are still connected
00:26:48.260 and can receive from it.
00:26:49.820 You know what I mean?
00:26:50.280 And the minute that you don't give it...
00:26:51.900 Then it's hatred.
00:26:52.520 You're a piece of shit.
00:26:53.460 That's correct.
00:26:54.080 Dude, we don't even know the motive
00:26:56.440 of why this dude killed him,
00:26:58.440 but I guarantee you it had to do with money.
00:27:00.540 Yeah.
00:27:01.260 I guarantee you, dude,
00:27:03.720 at some point in time,
00:27:05.180 they're going to find out that this motherfucker
00:27:06.940 somehow wanted something from Randy,
00:27:09.540 and Randy somehow...
00:27:11.340 Told him no.
00:27:11.980 Told him no.
00:27:12.600 That's my guess.
00:27:13.720 Pure speculation.
00:27:15.400 I get hit up two, three times a day
00:27:16.900 with fucking these huge, long stories
00:27:18.680 about how it's my responsibility
00:27:22.280 to help someone who's down and this and that.
00:27:25.200 Dude, I do help people that are down all the time,
00:27:28.220 but those are people that I choose to help
00:27:30.640 that I know are...
00:27:31.540 Those are my people in my circle.
00:27:32.940 Right.
00:27:33.120 And, dude, when you become
00:27:35.440 sort of a somewhat successful person
00:27:38.280 in the public eye,
00:27:39.440 people just change...
00:27:40.320 It's not that the successful person changes,
00:27:42.900 people change how they view you
00:27:44.580 and how they utilize you
00:27:46.180 and how they want the relationship to be.
00:27:47.660 It completely changes it.
00:27:49.660 By the way, if Andy sends you a DM,
00:27:51.440 that does not mean that you are in his circle.
00:27:54.200 That's another thing, yeah.
00:27:55.820 Well, I think there's a clear delineation there, right, Tyler?
00:27:58.700 I mean, and that comes into a, you know,
00:28:00.680 from a safety aspect of probably
00:28:02.120 maybe how that situation unfolded.
00:28:03.840 But, you know, when you're conversing
00:28:05.400 with someone online
00:28:06.320 and having a conversation
00:28:07.220 or they follow you online,
00:28:08.760 that doesn't mean you can show up to their house.
00:28:11.480 You know, that doesn't mean you can...
00:28:12.700 I get it.
00:28:13.000 You know, follow them around to, you know,
00:28:14.700 to sporting events and things like that.
00:28:17.020 So, I mean, there's a...
00:28:17.700 There's a...
00:28:19.620 I think that the moral, ethical boundaries
00:28:22.080 that social lets down,
00:28:23.520 like you still got to put them into play.
00:28:25.020 Bro, I don't think people
00:28:26.920 understand boundaries anymore.
00:28:28.880 I think there's a whole generation of people
00:28:30.500 that don't understand boundaries at all.
00:28:32.600 They don't understand that it's not normal
00:28:34.280 to do certain things
00:28:37.580 and behave certain ways.
00:28:39.920 I mean, we see it in society all the time.
00:28:41.880 We're seeing a moral breakdown
00:28:43.060 of the code of behavior.
00:28:45.780 I mean, dude,
00:28:47.800 like when I was 12 years old
00:28:50.060 or 13 years old,
00:28:51.900 you know, even the baddest kids,
00:28:54.080 like the baddest, baddest kids,
00:28:55.720 the kids were bad.
00:28:56.560 And we had some bad kids in our school, okay?
00:29:00.100 They still didn't like
00:29:01.800 try to like stab the principal
00:29:04.640 or like punch them
00:29:06.160 or like use the law
00:29:08.340 to get the principal in trouble
00:29:09.580 because they act up so bad
00:29:11.420 that they, you know,
00:29:12.780 get in a physical altercation.
00:29:14.280 Right.
00:29:14.680 I mean, dude,
00:29:15.300 there's like weird shit happening.
00:29:18.220 Well, now the parents defend the action.
00:29:19.660 I know.
00:29:20.960 I know, man.
00:29:21.900 And it's fucking scary.
00:29:23.640 It's got to scare you, dude, with kids.
00:29:25.680 Well, I was having this conversation this morning,
00:29:27.480 you know,
00:29:27.800 and I think
00:29:28.360 you are what you tolerate.
00:29:31.560 And I think the majority of your kids' times
00:29:33.120 are at home, you know,
00:29:34.600 and, you know,
00:29:36.040 those bad behaviors are taught in the home.
00:29:38.420 And, you know,
00:29:39.520 do they have access to school
00:29:40.640 to other bad kids?
00:29:41.620 They do.
00:29:42.100 But I still have the ability
00:29:43.080 to correct that in my own home,
00:29:44.400 you know,
00:29:44.940 and lead from the front
00:29:46.020 and teach right versus wrong.
00:29:47.060 Have you had that happen already
00:29:48.040 with them like going
00:29:49.000 to like a little preschool and stuff?
00:29:51.160 Yeah.
00:29:51.500 Where they picked up some shit at school
00:29:53.500 and they came home
00:29:54.100 and you had to fucking squash it?
00:29:56.100 Well, and, you know,
00:29:57.040 listen, Enzo's going to play rough.
00:29:58.440 Yeah.
00:29:58.720 You know,
00:29:59.040 and I'm going to raise him
00:30:00.060 to be aggressive.
00:30:01.400 And guess what?
00:30:01.880 Kill, kill, kill.
00:30:02.220 Yeah, but don't you understand
00:30:03.440 that like you're doing
00:30:05.400 what you're saying
00:30:07.720 other parents do now?
00:30:09.040 I understand.
00:30:09.820 Yeah.
00:30:10.160 So like...
00:30:10.660 It's a double-edged sword.
00:30:11.460 I know.
00:30:11.940 So like where's that line?
00:30:13.320 You get what I'm saying?
00:30:14.040 I do.
00:30:14.620 And I think that, you know,
00:30:16.300 you have to always rely
00:30:17.820 on the moral and ethics.
00:30:18.740 Like I'm not teaching him
00:30:19.740 to be a bad kid.
00:30:21.020 Right.
00:30:21.360 I'm teaching him to go forward.
00:30:22.960 Right.
00:30:23.240 You know, and moving forward,
00:30:24.800 I got to keep the guardrails
00:30:25.900 on either side of it.
00:30:26.780 And I think that's
00:30:27.280 the important lessons
00:30:28.060 where, you know...
00:30:29.180 That's what dad did for us.
00:30:30.320 Yeah, there's a big difference
00:30:31.440 versus completely holding
00:30:33.080 the brakes on a kid as well.
00:30:34.760 You know, and then
00:30:35.240 whenever Enzo's out
00:30:36.280 running around
00:30:37.860 and he's playing aggressive
00:30:38.640 and, you know,
00:30:40.020 another kid's not playing that way,
00:30:41.500 it does make for
00:30:42.280 interesting conversation
00:30:43.280 or, you know, top...
00:30:44.280 Because, I mean, dude,
00:30:44.780 it's easy to like...
00:30:46.660 Like, because I agree
00:30:47.680 with how you raise your kids.
00:30:48.840 I mean, let's just...
00:30:49.640 I'm playing just both sides here.
00:30:51.420 I get it.
00:30:52.540 I've already had this happen.
00:30:54.000 No, I get it.
00:30:54.860 So, I mean, dude,
00:30:55.680 I agree with the way
00:30:56.560 you're raising your kids
00:30:57.800 is the way they should
00:30:58.280 be fucking raised.
00:30:59.120 Yeah.
00:30:59.780 So this is not me
00:31:00.860 disagreeing with you,
00:31:01.660 but what I'm saying is
00:31:02.700 with all the different
00:31:04.500 personal standards
00:31:05.460 that are out there
00:31:06.120 about how things
00:31:06.820 should be raised,
00:31:08.240 like how should...
00:31:09.740 Like, because I don't have
00:31:10.820 kids that do this, right?
00:31:12.260 Right.
00:31:12.460 So I don't know.
00:31:14.000 So how do you
00:31:15.160 correct that shit at home?
00:31:17.400 Like, give me an example
00:31:18.320 of what happens.
00:31:19.140 Well, I think, you know,
00:31:19.580 it's kind of
00:31:20.820 the beginning of the conversation,
00:31:22.280 you know, it's never okay
00:31:23.540 to put your hands
00:31:24.100 on other kids.
00:31:24.700 Right.
00:31:24.920 You know what I mean?
00:31:25.380 Like, dude,
00:31:26.200 it's no different
00:31:26.660 than having dogs.
00:31:27.460 Yeah.
00:31:27.620 It's very similar in that sense.
00:31:28.640 Like, you take your dog
00:31:29.480 to the dog park...
00:31:30.160 Put him in a cage
00:31:30.740 when you want to leave
00:31:31.160 the house and shit?
00:31:31.840 Yeah.
00:31:32.140 Well, yeah, no shit.
00:31:33.740 No, but I mean,
00:31:34.380 your dog is not acceptable
00:31:35.100 for your dog
00:31:35.580 to just go bite
00:31:36.100 other fucking dogs.
00:31:37.140 You know what I mean?
00:31:37.460 You got to teach
00:31:38.500 and correct the action.
00:31:38.980 Apparently, if they're my dogs,
00:31:40.300 it is okay
00:31:40.960 because I keep getting
00:31:41.960 these fucking dogs
00:31:42.980 that just bite the shit
00:31:44.060 out of other dogs.
00:31:44.920 Well, you're not
00:31:45.360 correcting the action.
00:31:46.200 No, I am correcting it.
00:31:47.320 It's just, like, secretly,
00:31:48.480 I think they know
00:31:49.040 that I kind of don't
00:31:49.660 want anything around.
00:31:50.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:50.860 And they're just like,
00:31:51.360 get the fuck out of here, dude.
00:31:52.560 No, but I mean, you know,
00:31:53.320 raising kids,
00:31:53.920 it's no different, you know,
00:31:54.780 and understanding
00:31:55.520 that you have to respect
00:31:56.340 other people's ways
00:31:57.240 of how they want
00:31:58.060 to raise their kids.
00:31:58.640 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:58.860 And that's okay, too.
00:31:59.620 Yeah, but see, how do you...
00:32:00.400 That's like a hard thing
00:32:02.240 to do, man,
00:32:02.920 because you're trying
00:32:03.640 to, like, teach
00:32:04.160 one code of ethics at home
00:32:05.460 and then they're getting
00:32:07.000 taught a different
00:32:07.600 code of ethics at school,
00:32:08.740 you know, because, like,
00:32:10.160 dude, it's not okay
00:32:10.960 to be...
00:32:12.040 for kids to be aggressive
00:32:14.400 and, like, play
00:32:15.340 in sports anymore.
00:32:16.440 It's not okay.
00:32:17.200 Like, dude,
00:32:17.760 they'll just remove
00:32:18.320 the kid from the fucking thing.
00:32:20.260 You know, back when
00:32:21.240 we played sports
00:32:22.620 growing up,
00:32:24.400 you know,
00:32:24.900 if you were aggressive
00:32:25.600 and you did something,
00:32:26.840 you fucking went
00:32:28.260 to the penalty box.
00:32:29.480 You know what I'm saying?
00:32:30.060 Now it's like,
00:32:30.660 we want to remove this
00:32:31.760 from the scenario
00:32:32.980 so that all the kids
00:32:35.200 can have a happier time,
00:32:37.060 but the problem
00:32:38.180 with that is
00:32:38.840 is what happens
00:32:39.940 when they're 20 years old
00:32:41.060 and they fucking run
00:32:41.880 into somebody
00:32:42.460 who's aggressive?
00:32:43.580 Or what happens
00:32:44.140 when they're 25
00:32:44.960 and they run into
00:32:45.740 a situation in business
00:32:47.000 where you have someone
00:32:48.360 who's going to
00:32:48.920 legitimately, like,
00:32:51.100 take their fucking lunch
00:32:52.420 and take their spot,
00:32:54.120 take their career,
00:32:55.260 take their fucking house,
00:32:56.380 and they just let it happen
00:32:57.800 because they never learned
00:32:59.000 what you're trying
00:33:00.420 to communicate.
00:33:01.040 But I think that's why
00:33:01.920 moral and ethics
00:33:02.580 are such a power plant
00:33:04.140 and not only that equation
00:33:05.880 in children,
00:33:06.320 but just in life in general.
00:33:07.440 Like, you know,
00:33:08.040 the conversation
00:33:08.580 we were having earlier
00:33:09.200 about tactical negotiation,
00:33:10.680 it's doing what's correct.
00:33:12.840 Yeah, I agree, dude.
00:33:13.820 And it's okay to stand up
00:33:15.100 for what is correct.
00:33:16.220 I agree.
00:33:16.860 And where I...
00:33:17.940 It's funny, though, bro,
00:33:18.840 because, like,
00:33:19.620 just like that meeting
00:33:20.680 that we were talking about,
00:33:22.260 people perceive
00:33:23.300 people standing up
00:33:24.840 and saying,
00:33:25.560 hey...
00:33:26.040 That's not fucking right.
00:33:27.560 Yeah, you're not
00:33:28.120 going to take advantage of me.
00:33:29.340 Right.
00:33:29.520 And they take that
00:33:30.900 as you being mean.
00:33:32.620 Yeah.
00:33:33.120 You know, like,
00:33:33.840 oh, I'm being mean.
00:33:34.740 No, motherfucker.
00:33:35.720 I'm not being mean.
00:33:37.180 I'm holding you
00:33:38.620 to what you said
00:33:40.280 and what you committed to.
00:33:41.800 But I think this is like...
00:33:42.980 And something...
00:33:44.240 I mean, get on,
00:33:45.180 but I'm saying,
00:33:45.700 you know,
00:33:46.100 something that I take
00:33:47.600 great pride in,
00:33:48.760 and I haven't always
00:33:49.520 been that way,
00:33:49.980 but it developed the skill
00:33:50.860 is, like,
00:33:51.440 understanding when you're wrong,
00:33:52.600 too,
00:33:52.740 and addressing that problem.
00:33:54.100 You know,
00:33:54.380 and it's very difficult
00:33:55.660 in your kids
00:33:56.320 because, like,
00:33:57.360 when they're wrong,
00:33:58.120 you want to shelter them.
00:33:59.640 You know,
00:33:59.860 you want to protect them to it,
00:34:01.120 and you do it to yourself.
00:34:01.960 You just don't realize
00:34:02.540 you do it to yourself,
00:34:03.100 but when your kids
00:34:04.000 are acting out,
00:34:05.220 you've got to be
00:34:05.640 real fucking clear
00:34:06.780 when there's another kid involved.
00:34:08.460 Like, maybe your kid
00:34:09.040 was wrong,
00:34:10.020 and you need to correct
00:34:10.660 that fucking action.
00:34:11.600 That's what I'm saying.
00:34:12.300 Yeah, and it's hard.
00:34:13.000 It's fucking hard.
00:34:13.860 But I don't think
00:34:14.320 that happens in every house.
00:34:15.400 No, because it's hard...
00:34:16.360 Because it's an ego thing.
00:34:17.780 That's right.
00:34:18.200 It's my fucking kid.
00:34:19.460 That's right.
00:34:19.860 Well, and...
00:34:21.220 You're not doing your kid
00:34:22.120 any favors by being that way.
00:34:23.480 No.
00:34:23.880 You're actually teaching
00:34:24.560 them terrible habits,
00:34:25.940 and the truth is
00:34:26.740 is that whenever you...
00:34:28.500 That situation...
00:34:29.540 It's a great teaching moment
00:34:30.700 because it shows them
00:34:32.960 that you're a reasonable human
00:34:34.580 who actually thinks
00:34:36.140 about other people.
00:34:37.280 That's right.
00:34:37.780 So that they're not...
00:34:38.620 They don't grow up
00:34:39.220 to be one of these
00:34:39.860 far left
00:34:40.680 or far right
00:34:41.920 fucking weirdos
00:34:43.140 who thinks that
00:34:44.240 just because they live
00:34:45.420 a certain way
00:34:46.180 that it's the right way.
00:34:48.160 You know?
00:34:48.540 Well, and dude,
00:34:49.600 I mean,
00:34:49.940 I think a lot of that problem
00:34:50.960 comes, you know,
00:34:51.920 from being able
00:34:52.960 to check yourself.
00:34:54.300 You know,
00:34:54.620 checking yourself
00:34:55.180 is a hard...
00:34:55.760 For sure, man.
00:34:56.480 It's awareness.
00:34:57.240 Really what we're talking about
00:34:58.140 really comes down
00:34:58.880 to awareness.
00:34:59.520 Social awareness.
00:35:00.180 Not even self-awareness.
00:35:01.200 Social awareness.
00:35:01.880 Both.
00:35:02.100 Right versus wrong.
00:35:02.780 It's both.
00:35:03.400 Yeah, but understanding
00:35:04.800 you can be wrong
00:35:05.640 as long as you understand
00:35:06.460 that you're wrong
00:35:06.880 and you don't defend
00:35:07.480 the fact that you were wrong.
00:35:08.660 That's right.
00:35:09.360 You accept the fuck that.
00:35:09.720 You accept the fucking move.
00:35:10.780 Like there's some things
00:35:11.680 about yourself,
00:35:12.580 all of you listening,
00:35:13.480 that you're like,
00:35:13.980 yeah,
00:35:15.120 I probably shouldn't do that.
00:35:16.300 Yeah.
00:35:16.500 And if you choose to do it,
00:35:17.800 you know that you're doing
00:35:19.120 Right versus wrong.
00:35:20.060 the wrong thing.
00:35:21.300 And if it blows up
00:35:23.560 in your face,
00:35:24.100 you should say,
00:35:24.760 well,
00:35:25.040 that's what I get.
00:35:26.800 Yeah.
00:35:27.080 You know?
00:35:27.760 And dude,
00:35:28.140 nobody,
00:35:28.500 I mean,
00:35:28.620 you think about all the arguments
00:35:29.500 you've had over time,
00:35:30.560 you know,
00:35:31.240 if you can remove your ego
00:35:33.360 out of that situation.
00:35:34.700 It's pretty easy to solve.
00:35:36.400 It's a very easy solve.
00:35:37.420 That's right.
00:35:37.780 And you know,
00:35:38.060 like even in the business,
00:35:39.120 like dude,
00:35:39.580 how many times
00:35:40.260 have we seen people's,
00:35:41.420 like literally
00:35:42.280 in our industry,
00:35:44.440 people's egos
00:35:45.320 just fucking
00:35:46.320 destroy them,
00:35:47.580 burn their company down,
00:35:49.100 end up in jail,
00:35:50.800 fucking,
00:35:51.840 you know,
00:35:52.600 be out of business.
00:35:53.900 Like it is crazy,
00:35:55.320 dude.
00:35:55.540 People that were at the top too.
00:35:57.000 Oh,
00:35:57.260 dude,
00:35:57.480 I see this in every,
00:35:58.820 every,
00:35:59.440 like with Arte
00:36:00.420 and how we see
00:36:01.040 all these business owners.
00:36:02.540 Dude,
00:36:03.020 this is the,
00:36:03.820 what you just said
00:36:04.520 is the biggest
00:36:05.280 fucking challenge.
00:36:06.820 It's your own
00:36:07.860 fucking ego.
00:36:09.060 Yeah.
00:36:09.460 It's keeping you
00:36:10.220 where you are.
00:36:10.940 A lot of you guys
00:36:11.780 got the wrong idea
00:36:12.640 of what a big ego
00:36:13.480 is about,
00:36:14.060 right?
00:36:14.740 You think because
00:36:15.500 someone lives
00:36:16.060 in a nice house
00:36:16.820 and they fucking
00:36:17.420 show their shit
00:36:18.720 or whatever,
00:36:19.600 they think you got
00:36:20.240 a big ego.
00:36:20.860 That is fucking
00:36:21.480 not true.
00:36:22.120 It has nothing
00:36:22.540 to do with it.
00:36:23.040 That just means
00:36:23.460 they like cool shit.
00:36:25.040 When you have
00:36:25.900 a big ego
00:36:26.820 is when you think
00:36:27.560 you're right,
00:36:28.480 you don't have
00:36:28.820 any care for
00:36:29.400 anybody's perspective,
00:36:30.560 you think you know
00:36:31.340 everything,
00:36:31.740 and you think
00:36:32.640 you're more important
00:36:33.320 than everybody else,
00:36:34.380 which happens to be
00:36:35.620 most of the people
00:36:36.900 who accuse other people
00:36:38.460 of having huge egos.
00:36:40.620 Well,
00:36:40.840 I mean,
00:36:41.340 dude,
00:36:41.520 when you start
00:36:42.940 making an emotional
00:36:43.940 decision,
00:36:44.380 it's really,
00:36:45.080 really,
00:36:45.460 really,
00:36:45.780 really,
00:36:46.060 really fucking
00:36:46.940 tough to take
00:36:47.600 your ego out of
00:36:48.100 play.
00:36:48.660 I mean,
00:36:49.160 no matter how
00:36:49.740 big it is,
00:36:50.280 it just takes
00:36:50.780 practice.
00:36:51.320 It's hard to
00:36:51.800 remove it because
00:36:52.600 you're personally,
00:36:53.300 I mean,
00:36:53.460 this is why
00:36:53.860 politics and
00:36:54.380 religion is such
00:36:55.020 a fucking
00:36:55.460 sensitive topic,
00:36:56.220 right?
00:36:56.900 Because you're,
00:36:57.660 you're right.
00:36:58.300 Yeah,
00:36:58.460 but you should
00:36:58.860 still in those
00:36:59.700 scenarios,
00:37:00.200 you should still
00:37:01.040 in those scenarios
00:37:01.740 be able to detach.
00:37:03.260 Of course.
00:37:03.640 Yes.
00:37:03.900 But people do
00:37:04.660 not.
00:37:05.120 You know what I
00:37:05.340 mean?
00:37:05.420 I agree.
00:37:05.800 And it's when
00:37:06.220 it's your kids.
00:37:07.660 Yeah.
00:37:11.520 But I think
00:37:13.040 when your kids
00:37:15.520 grow up around
00:37:16.300 that environment,
00:37:17.620 you know,
00:37:17.800 we grew up
00:37:18.180 around that
00:37:18.580 environment.
00:37:19.200 I don't think
00:37:19.680 we ever
00:37:19.940 recognize how
00:37:20.660 valuable that
00:37:21.340 was to us
00:37:21.880 growing up.
00:37:22.680 No,
00:37:23.060 fuck,
00:37:23.380 dude,
00:37:23.540 I do.
00:37:24.080 Yeah.
00:37:24.320 I mean,
00:37:24.840 like when you
00:37:25.260 think about
00:37:25.580 especially raising
00:37:26.240 kids,
00:37:26.600 you know,
00:37:26.760 like,
00:37:27.920 you know,
00:37:28.400 dad always
00:37:29.100 standing for
00:37:29.760 what was,
00:37:30.200 I mean,
00:37:30.440 you know,
00:37:31.260 and our dad
00:37:32.040 was the guy
00:37:33.020 who like if
00:37:33.520 somebody's being
00:37:33.940 a fucking
00:37:34.240 asshole in
00:37:34.640 the bar,
00:37:35.040 like he would
00:37:35.680 fucking say,
00:37:36.380 hey,
00:37:37.240 shut the fuck
00:37:37.860 up,
00:37:38.100 shut the fuck
00:37:38.680 up.
00:37:38.920 My kids are
00:37:39.440 here.
00:37:39.720 And he
00:37:40.360 would say
00:37:40.700 fuck while
00:37:41.140 the other guy
00:37:41.520 and accuse
00:37:41.880 the guy
00:37:42.100 of saying fuck.
00:37:43.040 But he
00:37:44.420 was standing
00:37:44.740 for what
00:37:45.020 was right.
00:37:45.500 It was
00:37:45.660 uncomfortable.
00:37:46.460 It was
00:37:46.680 awkward for
00:37:47.300 all.
00:37:47.700 But he
00:37:47.860 didn't give
00:37:48.080 a fuck.
00:37:48.360 He didn't
00:37:48.560 give a fuck
00:37:48.940 because it
00:37:49.240 was correct.
00:37:49.800 Right.
00:37:50.120 You know,
00:37:50.460 and I
00:37:51.440 think there
00:37:51.840 needs to
00:37:52.300 be more
00:37:52.620 of that
00:37:52.920 in society
00:37:53.920 in general.
00:37:54.540 Mom was
00:37:54.940 the same
00:37:55.260 way.
00:37:55.680 Oh,
00:37:55.840 no,
00:37:55.940 no.
00:37:56.060 Mom was
00:37:56.360 worse.
00:37:58.380 Yeah.
00:37:58.720 I mean,
00:37:59.000 bro,
00:37:59.220 I was thinking
00:37:59.540 about this shit
00:38:00.240 from nobody.
00:38:00.780 I was thinking
00:38:02.200 about this,
00:38:02.800 you know,
00:38:03.580 when we
00:38:04.360 talk about
00:38:09.720 mom,
00:38:10.200 too.
00:38:10.820 But I
00:38:11.220 think the
00:38:11.500 most important
00:38:12.100 lesson that
00:38:12.600 we learned
00:38:13.060 in our lives
00:38:13.820 actually came
00:38:14.360 from mom,
00:38:14.860 not dad.
00:38:15.320 Yeah.
00:38:15.580 And was
00:38:15.840 always do
00:38:16.300 the right
00:38:16.600 thing.
00:38:17.020 That's right.
00:38:17.400 Dude,
00:38:17.700 when you do
00:38:18.080 the right
00:38:18.400 thing,
00:38:19.060 like when I
00:38:19.460 started,
00:38:19.760 when I started
00:38:20.340 thinking about
00:38:20.840 this,
00:38:21.060 because what
00:38:21.360 happened was
00:38:21.880 I started
00:38:22.980 smoking some
00:38:23.480 weed and I
00:38:24.200 got really
00:38:24.500 fucking high
00:38:25.040 and I got
00:38:25.600 on this idea
00:38:26.200 and I started
00:38:26.840 thinking about
00:38:27.360 it.
00:38:27.580 What's the
00:38:28.280 most important
00:38:29.120 lesson that I
00:38:30.140 ever learned
00:38:31.000 in my life
00:38:31.580 that made me
00:38:32.240 the most money
00:38:32.940 and the most
00:38:33.480 successful and made
00:38:34.300 me who the
00:38:34.660 fuck I am?
00:38:35.600 It's that.
00:38:36.520 It is.
00:38:37.300 Because,
00:38:37.760 dude,
00:38:38.480 like,
00:38:38.900 for example,
00:38:39.340 we just got
00:38:39.940 blown up on
00:38:40.820 our customer
00:38:42.340 service by
00:38:43.040 some guy
00:38:43.820 who's pissed
00:38:44.340 off that we
00:38:45.640 backed the
00:38:46.100 blue.
00:38:46.560 Did you see
00:38:46.900 that?
00:38:47.320 I did not.
00:38:47.820 Okay.
00:38:48.120 I mean,
00:38:48.480 literally just
00:38:48.880 got here.
00:38:49.260 All right.
00:38:49.540 So when I was
00:38:50.060 walking through
00:38:50.900 customer service,
00:38:52.240 Jordan's like,
00:38:52.820 hey, man,
00:38:53.260 what should I do
00:38:54.080 here?
00:38:54.300 And he shows
00:38:54.780 me this big
00:38:55.260 paragraph.
00:38:56.880 A man wants
00:38:57.720 to return his
00:38:58.360 order because he
00:38:59.460 found out that
00:39:00.200 we make back
00:39:01.480 the blue and we
00:39:02.360 support the police
00:39:03.260 and he thinks
00:39:04.920 it's divisive
00:39:05.760 towards the
00:39:07.620 minorities in the
00:39:08.380 community and
00:39:09.760 that was his
00:39:10.940 story and he
00:39:11.720 has a right to
00:39:12.320 think that.
00:39:12.760 I don't have a
00:39:12.980 problem with that.
00:39:13.740 I also have a
00:39:14.580 right to believe
00:39:15.220 that 99.9% of
00:39:17.260 the police are
00:39:17.760 great fucking
00:39:18.440 humans and I
00:39:19.580 choose to support
00:39:20.400 them and I
00:39:21.360 choose to donate
00:39:21.920 my money to
00:39:22.560 their causes of
00:39:23.240 the fallen heroes.
00:39:24.420 That's a big
00:39:25.380 thing for us here
00:39:26.160 at First Form.
00:39:27.020 It's a big thing
00:39:27.580 for us personally,
00:39:28.580 both of us.
00:39:29.220 Dude, that like
00:39:29.580 pisses me off.
00:39:30.500 I know.
00:39:31.120 This is the point.
00:39:32.080 This is the point.
00:39:32.760 Yeah.
00:39:33.100 But look.
00:39:33.640 He can believe
00:39:33.660 that way.
00:39:34.000 That's right.
00:39:34.420 And so he was
00:39:35.160 asking me how
00:39:35.800 to respond and
00:39:36.840 most people right
00:39:37.600 now are listening
00:39:38.680 and if you follow
00:39:39.780 me, you probably
00:39:40.420 share similar
00:39:41.140 beliefs and if
00:39:42.520 you don't, that's
00:39:43.040 fine too.
00:39:43.960 But I know most
00:39:44.560 people's first
00:39:45.100 reaction, fuck
00:39:45.700 that guy.
00:39:46.300 Oh, well, you
00:39:47.120 don't know where
00:39:47.600 the fuck that
00:39:48.220 guy, that guy
00:39:49.000 could have had a
00:39:49.520 really bad
00:39:49.920 experience and got
00:39:51.000 his fucking ass
00:39:51.660 beat for no
00:39:52.120 reason by that
00:39:52.700 1% of bad.
00:39:54.640 What he, who
00:39:55.120 knows?
00:39:56.140 But I, you
00:39:57.560 know, he asked
00:39:58.040 me how he should
00:39:58.640 handle it.
00:39:59.100 I said, dude,
00:39:59.480 just handle it
00:39:59.940 very respectfully.
00:40:00.740 Just say, you
00:40:01.980 know, I'm sorry
00:40:02.920 you feel that way.
00:40:03.680 Yes, we return
00:40:04.800 the products.
00:40:05.360 We'll be happy to
00:40:05.900 take it back and
00:40:06.560 handle it like a
00:40:07.200 professional, like a
00:40:08.060 grown ass man.
00:40:08.640 That's right.
00:40:09.160 But dude, did it
00:40:09.940 make me mad when I
00:40:10.680 read it?
00:40:11.300 Yeah, it did.
00:40:12.180 But after I got
00:40:13.680 mad for the 1.5
00:40:15.320 seconds I was mad, I
00:40:16.940 thought, well, I
00:40:18.240 wonder what this
00:40:18.960 guy's side of the
00:40:19.660 story is.
00:40:20.300 It's got to be, he
00:40:21.520 probably has a really
00:40:22.280 good reason for
00:40:22.900 thinking that.
00:40:23.580 And we always assume
00:40:25.080 that people have, you
00:40:26.880 know, shitty reasons
00:40:27.780 for thinking that, but
00:40:28.560 you don't fucking walk
00:40:29.540 in their shoes, so you
00:40:30.300 don't know.
00:40:31.180 You know what I'm
00:40:31.760 saying?
00:40:32.120 Well, yeah.
00:40:32.460 I mean, like this,
00:40:33.260 listen, it's like,
00:40:33.820 bro, I've had a bad
00:40:34.640 fucking, I had a bad
00:40:36.100 experience with a cop
00:40:37.000 one time, real bad.
00:40:38.280 Got fucking my head
00:40:39.680 kneeled on and, you
00:40:41.660 know, tossed around
00:40:42.520 in not a very fucking
00:40:43.520 friendly way, and it
00:40:44.700 wasn't, like, fun.
00:40:45.820 It was, like, very
00:40:46.860 forceful.
00:40:47.760 It wasn't.
00:40:48.300 I've had my ass beat.
00:40:49.200 Yeah, dude.
00:40:49.760 I got, you know, and
00:40:52.560 it was not called for.
00:40:53.920 Yeah.
00:40:54.200 I was in the wrong
00:40:55.880 place at the wrong
00:40:56.640 fucking time, and I
00:40:58.480 got grouped in with a
00:40:59.300 group of people, and I
00:41:00.760 got my fucking head
00:41:01.740 smacked.
00:41:02.100 Dude, it fucking, I
00:41:03.020 was pissed.
00:41:03.600 It scraped up my face,
00:41:04.820 gave me some black
00:41:05.460 eyes.
00:41:06.320 You know what, though?
00:41:07.520 I shouldn't have been
00:41:08.180 in that fucking spot.
00:41:09.500 Yeah, I know.
00:41:09.920 I should have fucking
00:41:10.640 thought better, and the
00:41:11.720 truth is, that's what
00:41:13.240 that guy has to do to
00:41:15.080 fucking make sure.
00:41:16.120 He doesn't know if I'm
00:41:17.040 going to fucking hurt
00:41:17.880 him.
00:41:18.220 Yeah.
00:41:18.500 He has no idea.
00:41:19.420 He's protecting his
00:41:20.160 ass.
00:41:20.260 That's right.
00:41:20.560 He wants to go home
00:41:20.920 to his kids.
00:41:21.280 And so I could easily
00:41:22.560 say, fuck that, dude.
00:41:24.660 They fucking too rough
00:41:25.720 and this and that, and
00:41:26.540 dude, I know a lot of
00:41:27.360 people have that feeling,
00:41:28.480 but, like, let's stop
00:41:29.340 and think what it's like
00:41:30.780 to be the cop.
00:41:32.220 And that's why I stop
00:41:33.100 and think what it's
00:41:33.620 like to be that guy.
00:41:34.440 That's right.
00:41:34.860 You see what I'm
00:41:35.240 saying?
00:41:35.520 So I'm not mad at
00:41:36.200 that guy.
00:41:36.740 If you're listening
00:41:37.180 right now and you're
00:41:38.540 that guy, dude, look,
00:41:40.260 if that's how you feel,
00:41:41.140 I just encourage you to
00:41:42.100 understand how we feel
00:41:42.980 as well.
00:41:43.380 Yeah.
00:41:43.700 And why?
00:41:44.640 You know, a good
00:41:45.240 friend of ours got his
00:41:46.160 fucking face shot off
00:41:47.600 right around a mile
00:41:48.940 away.
00:41:49.940 Okay?
00:41:50.680 This is a guy who came
00:41:51.640 here, who worked our
00:41:52.700 events.
00:41:53.480 Like, we support this
00:41:54.860 man and his family, and
00:41:56.440 we support all the other
00:41:57.400 good officers out there.
00:41:58.700 Now, if you're a
00:41:59.420 shitty officer, fucking
00:42:00.600 don't be a shitty
00:42:01.340 officer.
00:42:02.300 Listen, I've had, I
00:42:03.240 mean, you know, I've
00:42:04.080 had my ass beat by a
00:42:05.280 cop, and I'm not
00:42:05.860 saying it wasn't
00:42:06.540 Well, you're a
00:42:07.020 professional at getting
00:42:07.780 your ass beat.
00:42:08.520 That's a fucking fact.
00:42:09.740 Man, I'll tell you
00:42:10.200 what, I got my ass
00:42:11.340 beat, too.
00:42:11.840 Did you deserve it?
00:42:13.260 I beat, well, here's
00:42:14.020 the thing, is I beat
00:42:14.620 this dude up in the
00:42:15.340 street, and then I got
00:42:16.640 So you deserved it.
00:42:17.340 Yeah.
00:42:18.280 I got my ass beat by
00:42:19.580 the cop.
00:42:20.900 So, I mean,
00:42:21.300 A little bit of
00:42:21.680 instant karma.
00:42:22.680 Yeah, well, hey,
00:42:23.540 listen, but I, you
00:42:24.840 know, I mean, it is,
00:42:26.020 you know, in that
00:42:26.380 point, it is what it
00:42:27.060 is.
00:42:27.280 That's an example
00:42:28.480 of removing your own
00:42:29.240 ego, though.
00:42:29.860 Yeah.
00:42:30.160 Like, dude, sometimes
00:42:30.860 you got to say, well,
00:42:32.440 that's what I
00:42:33.980 fucking deserve.
00:42:34.920 Listen, I've had a
00:42:36.120 lot more positive
00:42:36.780 interactions than I
00:42:37.520 have negative.
00:42:38.080 Yeah.
00:42:38.460 Fucking one million.
00:42:39.380 Yeah.
00:42:39.560 You know, and for
00:42:40.320 sure, I think it
00:42:40.880 comes back to, you
00:42:41.680 know, doing the
00:42:42.320 right thing and
00:42:42.840 checking your ego and
00:42:43.700 being able to have
00:42:44.300 that conversation.
00:42:45.400 You know, an adult,
00:42:46.540 like you said to
00:42:48.260 Jordan, you know,
00:42:49.660 hey, man, that guy,
00:42:50.320 that's how he, you
00:42:51.080 know, in my sense,
00:42:51.840 that's how they're
00:42:52.300 going to raise their
00:42:52.780 kid or that's how
00:42:53.440 that, you know, he's
00:42:54.540 that's how he wants
00:42:55.120 to live his life.
00:42:55.740 That's OK.
00:42:56.420 Do I agree.
00:42:57.140 You know what I
00:42:57.360 mean?
00:42:57.600 Yeah.
00:42:57.860 And I think it's
00:42:58.540 and you know what?
00:42:58.900 You could have
00:42:59.180 dinner with that
00:42:59.660 guy.
00:43:00.340 Totally.
00:43:00.820 You know, honestly,
00:43:01.700 I would love to have
00:43:02.500 dinner with that guy
00:43:03.280 and just find out why
00:43:04.020 the fuck he thinks
00:43:04.660 that.
00:43:04.920 That's right.
00:43:05.300 It doesn't mean I'm
00:43:05.920 going to yell at him
00:43:06.580 or be mad at him.
00:43:07.400 I'm going to say,
00:43:08.080 hey, why do you
00:43:09.220 think that?
00:43:09.800 And we're going to
00:43:10.180 have a talk.
00:43:11.060 Do you know what's
00:43:11.640 cool?
00:43:12.040 You know, Tyron,
00:43:12.920 Tyron Woodley.
00:43:13.580 Yeah.
00:43:13.760 Like he's here in
00:43:14.440 St. Louis, fucking
00:43:16.080 welterweight legend,
00:43:16.940 UFC stud.
00:43:18.380 I know a lot of you
00:43:18.960 guys follow him and
00:43:19.580 know him, but he's
00:43:20.560 cool like that.
00:43:21.420 Like, dude, he has
00:43:22.560 him and I have a
00:43:24.800 lot of belief.
00:43:25.500 We have a lot of
00:43:25.940 beliefs that are
00:43:26.340 similar.
00:43:26.700 We have a lot of
00:43:27.100 beliefs that are
00:43:27.520 different.
00:43:28.160 And you know why
00:43:28.940 they're different?
00:43:29.520 Because we grew up
00:43:30.500 fucking different.
00:43:31.360 Way different.
00:43:31.740 We have a completely
00:43:32.480 he's black.
00:43:33.800 I'm fucking not
00:43:34.720 black.
00:43:35.500 He's grew up over
00:43:36.980 here.
00:43:37.320 I grew up in the
00:43:38.140 country.
00:43:38.560 He grew up in
00:43:39.000 Ferguson.
00:43:39.400 I know.
00:43:39.740 That's what I'm
00:43:40.100 saying.
00:43:40.460 So like, dude, we
00:43:41.060 have different
00:43:41.760 perspectives.
00:43:42.420 That doesn't not
00:43:43.100 that doesn't mean we
00:43:44.520 should hate each
00:43:44.960 other and it doesn't
00:43:45.780 mean he's wrong and
00:43:46.480 I'm right.
00:43:47.100 That's right.
00:43:47.740 So I think if we
00:43:49.740 take a minute as
00:43:50.560 people to like just
00:43:52.560 move this mentality
00:43:53.640 of like I have to
00:43:54.780 win.
00:43:55.440 I have to win the
00:43:56.260 conversation.
00:43:57.140 Ego.
00:43:57.580 Dude, when you stop
00:43:58.340 trying to win
00:43:59.300 conversations with
00:44:00.820 your boss and with
00:44:01.760 your wife and with
00:44:02.600 your fucking husband
00:44:03.480 and all these other
00:44:04.640 places, shit will
00:44:06.220 start working for you.
00:44:07.280 I promise you.
00:44:08.040 Well, you got to
00:44:08.480 look for the
00:44:08.820 resolution, man.
00:44:09.480 I mean, people who
00:44:10.600 make the most money
00:44:11.340 in the world do what?
00:44:12.600 Solve fucking
00:44:13.200 problems.
00:44:13.660 That's right.
00:44:14.060 And they're great at
00:44:14.840 it.
00:44:14.900 And that's a good way
00:44:15.500 to start solving them.
00:44:16.300 That's right.
00:44:16.960 Because you start
00:44:17.480 with yourself.
00:44:18.100 That's right.
00:44:18.860 Dude, you know
00:44:19.240 what's crazy is going
00:44:20.000 back to doing the
00:44:21.100 right thing and how
00:44:21.740 things have changed
00:44:22.580 like in bringing up
00:44:23.460 sales, aggressive
00:44:24.700 negotiations, man.
00:44:25.820 Like it's crazy how
00:44:27.420 business used to be
00:44:28.420 done.
00:44:28.640 Like it used to be,
00:44:29.360 oh, my word is my
00:44:30.000 bond or we're going
00:44:31.040 to agree on a
00:44:31.660 handshake.
00:44:32.160 Now, motherfuckers
00:44:33.080 with like signed
00:44:34.740 paperwork, they'll
00:44:35.760 still try to go back
00:44:36.780 on that paperwork
00:44:37.700 like legal documents.
00:44:38.600 For sure.
00:44:39.080 For sure.
00:44:39.780 But I would say
00:44:41.580 that's still a
00:44:42.260 minority of people.
00:44:43.540 I will tell you
00:44:44.060 this when you.
00:44:45.580 OK, here's what I'll
00:44:46.940 say about that.
00:44:47.600 And I think this is
00:44:48.420 very accurate.
00:44:49.360 It's been very
00:44:50.100 accurate for me.
00:44:50.880 When you're at a
00:44:52.780 lower level of
00:44:53.600 business, when you're
00:44:54.660 at, you know, the
00:44:55.800 zero to let's say
00:44:57.740 five million level, a
00:45:00.240 lot of motherfuckers
00:45:00.920 that act like that
00:45:01.640 a whole lot.
00:45:02.880 When you get to
00:45:04.000 between five and
00:45:05.040 like 50 million, it's
00:45:06.740 less.
00:45:07.380 There's just less
00:45:08.400 because those people
00:45:09.540 eventually get
00:45:10.880 stomped down.
00:45:11.820 So when you get
00:45:13.620 like over a hundred
00:45:14.740 million, dude, it's
00:45:16.380 not like that.
00:45:17.080 It's everybody gets
00:45:18.420 it.
00:45:19.020 Everybody knows that
00:45:20.140 everybody's got to
00:45:21.000 have money and they
00:45:22.840 got to get a piece of
00:45:23.520 the pie.
00:45:24.380 Everybody.
00:45:25.160 This has been my
00:45:25.900 example.
00:45:26.460 Everybody gets it and
00:45:27.440 it's openly discussed
00:45:28.520 and we say, hey, you
00:45:30.780 got to make fucking
00:45:31.680 what do you got to
00:45:32.760 make?
00:45:34.400 Just say what you
00:45:35.080 got to make.
00:45:35.460 What you got to make
00:45:35.980 10 percent.
00:45:37.220 You know, listen, I
00:45:38.000 was just going to tell
00:45:38.540 a story about the
00:45:39.140 furniture game.
00:45:40.220 Yeah, I'm going
00:45:40.840 through.
00:45:41.220 Yeah.
00:45:41.380 I mean, like to
00:45:42.440 Andrew's point is dead
00:45:43.480 on.
00:45:43.760 I buy millions and
00:45:45.280 millions and millions
00:45:46.000 and millions of
00:45:46.600 dollars of raw goods
00:45:47.680 and supplies and
00:45:48.660 labels and lids every
00:45:49.660 fucking week.
00:45:50.760 I don't have one
00:45:51.720 agreement in place.
00:45:52.640 No, I have
00:45:53.360 handshakes.
00:45:53.900 That's right.
00:45:54.460 And I think this
00:45:55.340 this goes through to
00:45:56.340 to, you know, like
00:45:57.400 when I die, like I
00:45:58.240 always say, you know,
00:45:59.020 I talk about death,
00:45:59.780 but people think
00:46:00.280 about business like
00:46:01.100 that.
00:46:01.380 They think about
00:46:01.860 businesses like all
00:46:02.680 these crazy contracts
00:46:04.000 and this, this and
00:46:04.760 this and this, dude,
00:46:05.980 dude, that isn't
00:46:06.560 really how business is
00:46:07.480 done.
00:46:07.760 Business at the top
00:46:08.860 levels is still done
00:46:10.200 on word.
00:46:11.100 That's when you should
00:46:11.660 be most afraid in the
00:46:12.500 business.
00:46:13.060 Yeah, I know.
00:46:13.460 But you're not
00:46:14.080 because everybody at
00:46:15.200 that level understands
00:46:16.240 the point.
00:46:16.740 I'm talking about the
00:46:17.580 more contracts and
00:46:18.320 paperwork you have.
00:46:19.100 Like that's when you
00:46:19.640 should be the most
00:46:20.160 afraid.
00:46:21.060 That's fucking fake
00:46:21.980 business.
00:46:22.440 That's correct.
00:46:23.000 OK, that's fake
00:46:23.880 business.
00:46:24.300 It's not even real
00:46:24.900 shit.
00:46:25.240 That's what people
00:46:25.640 don't get.
00:46:26.360 That's not even
00:46:26.960 fucking real.
00:46:28.180 Ed and I run
00:46:28.780 Arte Cynic on a
00:46:29.760 fucking handshake.
00:46:31.400 Chris and Sal and I
00:46:32.300 have an agreement on
00:46:33.260 a fucking handshake on
00:46:34.520 a handshake.
00:46:35.340 OK, that's how
00:46:36.540 business works at top
00:46:37.620 level.
00:46:38.360 It just does.
00:46:39.340 Are there contracts in
00:46:40.420 place?
00:46:40.840 Yes.
00:46:41.780 A hundred percent.
00:46:42.620 But the contracts are
00:46:45.700 rarely discussed and
00:46:46.800 they're never brought
00:46:47.460 out until there's a
00:46:48.760 real problem.
00:46:50.140 And so what I'm
00:46:50.940 saying is people don't
00:46:52.400 at that level.
00:46:53.240 I'm not saying there's
00:46:53.940 no contracts.
00:46:54.740 What I'm saying is
00:46:55.460 their word actually
00:46:56.220 means their word, which
00:46:57.500 is why he was getting
00:46:58.300 so upset about what he
00:46:59.760 was dealing with today
00:47:00.720 today.
00:47:01.080 So, you know, that's
00:47:03.800 something that I think
00:47:04.580 is important for people
00:47:05.480 to understand.
00:47:07.040 That's bottom feeder
00:47:08.060 shit when people do
00:47:09.660 that.
00:47:10.360 And what are they trying
00:47:11.300 to do at that bottom
00:47:12.260 feeder level?
00:47:13.000 They're trying to make
00:47:13.860 the most they can.
00:47:14.800 That's right.
00:47:15.220 They're trying to take
00:47:15.800 take take.
00:47:16.520 Which is why they never
00:47:17.120 get any.
00:47:17.680 That's correct.
00:47:18.240 Yeah.
00:47:18.540 The true thing about
00:47:19.440 business is fair.
00:47:21.420 You start dude fair
00:47:22.500 being fair.
00:47:23.840 That is true, man.
00:47:31.080 Let me do this.
00:47:48.460 It's just short term
00:47:49.040 thinking, right?
00:47:49.640 It is.
00:47:50.080 Yeah, dude.
00:47:51.180 The thing is, is like.
00:47:52.920 Well, I'll cut you off,
00:47:54.740 but the thing that I've
00:47:55.720 learned at the top level
00:47:57.060 when I say at the top
00:47:58.740 level, I don't mean
00:47:59.360 because we're far from
00:48:00.860 where we want to go.
00:48:01.900 Yeah, but we are
00:48:03.500 classified as a big
00:48:04.980 business.
00:48:05.480 Yeah, and I think
00:48:06.220 everybody has skin in the
00:48:07.660 game, but you have a
00:48:08.420 mint.
00:48:08.620 The reason they get to
00:48:09.340 that point is because a
00:48:10.900 great business deal is
00:48:11.880 good for you.
00:48:12.860 It's good for me.
00:48:13.460 That's right.
00:48:13.820 And it's good for the
00:48:14.380 customer.
00:48:14.720 That's right.
00:48:15.180 And anytime that that
00:48:16.600 that equation gets out of
00:48:17.800 tilt, out of whack,
00:48:18.980 somebody gets the
00:48:19.960 relationship starts going
00:48:20.900 bad.
00:48:21.400 And yeah, but everybody
00:48:22.360 knows that's what happens
00:48:23.760 so they don't do it at
00:48:24.420 that level.
00:48:24.860 So they don't do it
00:48:25.720 because they want to be
00:48:26.900 able to do business in
00:48:28.480 the next year, the next
00:48:29.880 year, the next year, the
00:48:30.200 next year.
00:48:30.880 And to your point,
00:48:31.440 like, hey, how much do
00:48:32.300 I have to make?
00:48:32.880 Well, OK, well, I can I
00:48:33.820 have to make this percent
00:48:35.000 in order to survive.
00:48:35.740 OK, cool.
00:48:36.140 Let's operate out of
00:48:36.960 that.
00:48:37.220 Right.
00:48:37.480 Figure out how we make
00:48:37.960 this work.
00:48:38.440 Right.
00:48:38.920 You know, so you make
00:48:39.840 10, dude, I need to
00:48:41.600 make two and I need to
00:48:43.140 fucking third on
00:48:43.940 performance, blah, blah,
00:48:45.320 blah.
00:48:45.500 And it's all just
00:48:46.060 discussed openly like
00:48:47.060 that.
00:48:47.320 That's right.
00:48:47.580 It's very simple.
00:48:48.500 But people make it hard
00:48:49.660 with the fucking papers
00:48:50.640 because they want the
00:48:52.000 magic in the deal.
00:48:52.960 And where's the magic?
00:48:54.560 That's that's where you
00:48:55.400 get fucked.
00:48:56.100 Dude, when you start to
00:48:56.860 read something, it
00:48:57.600 don't make sense to
00:48:58.320 you.
00:48:58.920 You're getting a big
00:48:59.740 fucking donkey dick
00:49:00.660 right in your ass.
00:49:01.380 I promise you.
00:49:02.040 What's wrong with that?
00:49:03.000 Where there's just
00:49:03.560 where there's mystery,
00:49:05.380 there's margin.
00:49:05.900 That's right.
00:49:06.420 You know, so
00:49:07.180 mysteries in the 13
00:49:08.420 page of the contract
00:49:09.400 that you already
00:49:09.860 at that point, you're
00:49:10.640 thinking about something
00:49:11.340 you saw.
00:49:11.700 That's right.
00:49:12.620 Dude, what's funny,
00:49:13.520 though, is that people
00:49:15.020 like I can always tell
00:49:16.360 what kind of people
00:49:17.140 I'm dealing with by the
00:49:18.540 way they fucking talk
00:49:19.540 about paperwork.
00:49:20.280 Oh, yeah.
00:49:20.720 You know, I'm saying
00:49:21.360 dude, when we when
00:49:23.400 you're in this is a
00:49:24.380 problem with the young
00:49:25.140 entrepreneurs, you
00:49:26.140 know, we'll talk a
00:49:26.640 little business for a
00:49:27.360 minute is you guys
00:49:29.720 you're always focused
00:49:31.980 on what's in it for
00:49:33.280 me.
00:49:33.660 What can I get?
00:49:34.460 What can I do?
00:49:35.180 Just like Sal was
00:49:35.940 saying a minute ago.
00:49:37.140 The problem is, is
00:49:38.400 that that's not how you
00:49:39.220 get paid in business.
00:49:40.500 All right.
00:49:41.240 You get paid by doing
00:49:42.800 a fucking amazing job
00:49:44.300 and then you grow your
00:49:45.360 business because who
00:49:46.620 you did the amazing job
00:49:47.820 with or for tells
00:49:49.220 people about it.
00:49:50.040 That's the truth.
00:49:51.440 So what we have is a
00:49:53.440 situation of kind of
00:49:54.480 thinning the herd as you
00:49:55.520 progress up in the
00:49:57.820 economic scale of
00:49:58.880 business.
00:50:00.020 You at the bottom
00:50:00.900 levels, you have a lot
00:50:01.720 of people trying to do
00:50:02.500 what you just said.
00:50:03.520 Go back on their word,
00:50:04.860 go back against the
00:50:05.660 contract, do different
00:50:06.760 shit.
00:50:07.580 That happens a lot at
00:50:08.960 the low levels because
00:50:10.060 and the reason that they
00:50:11.420 don't get to the higher
00:50:12.380 level or the mid
00:50:13.180 level is because they do
00:50:14.220 that shit.
00:50:14.880 And when they start
00:50:15.740 doing that shit,
00:50:16.440 everybody tells
00:50:17.100 everybody this is the
00:50:18.300 kind of dude that you
00:50:19.080 are.
00:50:19.420 You're the kind of
00:50:19.840 girl that you are and
00:50:20.960 you can't get to the
00:50:21.860 middle level.
00:50:22.900 So when I always talked
00:50:23.940 on the MFCEO that being
00:50:25.820 a quality human and doing
00:50:27.020 the right thing actually
00:50:28.400 makes you the most money
00:50:29.500 and when I said about my
00:50:30.740 mom a minute ago teaching
00:50:31.840 us that, that's why we've
00:50:34.080 been able to keep growing
00:50:35.020 because we don't ever
00:50:35.860 fuck anybody and we do
00:50:37.580 the right thing.
00:50:38.340 And you do what you said
00:50:39.080 you're going to do.
00:50:39.440 That's right.
00:50:40.160 And so it's the most
00:50:41.720 important thing, dude, in
00:50:42.900 life and business.
00:50:43.560 It really is.
00:50:44.260 And I know that sounds
00:50:45.040 like a lot of the younger
00:50:46.100 guys are like, oh, dude,
00:50:47.320 fucking old.
00:50:49.140 You're old school.
00:50:49.800 No, motherfucker.
00:50:50.460 I'm telling you, that's the
00:50:51.280 way it is.
00:50:52.340 If you do what's right, you
00:50:53.960 do what you said you're
00:50:54.820 going to do.
00:50:55.300 You're going to fucking be
00:50:56.380 successful in business,
00:50:57.380 even if it costs you
00:50:58.200 money.
00:50:58.480 That's right.
00:50:58.920 And it does sometimes.
00:50:59.680 And you know, what's funny
00:51:00.420 is you talk about quality of
00:51:01.540 character.
00:51:02.260 You know, when I had that
00:51:03.580 conversation today, it was
00:51:05.580 very stern, aggressive.
00:51:07.720 Some would call it hard
00:51:08.540 conversation to have because,
00:51:09.720 you know, when you first
00:51:10.520 start having it, it makes
00:51:11.860 I think you at one point
00:51:12.780 you did say, like, fuck
00:51:13.940 you.
00:51:14.540 Yeah.
00:51:14.760 So, I mean, it was it was
00:51:15.980 aggressive, but understanding
00:51:17.600 that they.
00:51:18.840 OK, so when if you stand for
00:51:20.760 what's correct, they
00:51:22.320 understand that.
00:51:23.600 Yeah.
00:51:23.720 You know what I mean?
00:51:24.100 So like further on down the
00:51:26.160 road, when you start having
00:51:27.220 different conversations, they
00:51:28.480 learn to trust you because
00:51:29.360 you'll do what's right.
00:51:30.440 Right.
00:51:30.540 You'll stand up for what's
00:51:31.240 right.
00:51:31.460 You're not trying to get them
00:51:32.340 for something.
00:51:32.900 But that's what gets you the
00:51:33.860 next deal.
00:51:34.500 Correct.
00:51:34.820 And the next deal.
00:51:35.700 Hey, go deal with him
00:51:36.560 because he's he's a fair guy.
00:51:38.420 Right.
00:51:38.640 A fair.
00:51:39.120 This is where people fucking
00:51:40.140 miss it.
00:51:40.580 They don't see that like
00:51:41.720 how behaving with like a
00:51:43.780 good moral integrity is
00:51:46.360 beneficial in business.
00:51:47.500 They think it's a they think
00:51:48.980 it's a buzzword.
00:51:50.000 They think it's, you know,
00:51:51.100 some shit that Gary Vee
00:51:52.340 just fucking shouts about
00:51:53.520 like be good, have empathy,
00:51:56.140 kindness.
00:51:56.620 They think it's fucking
00:51:57.320 bullshit because he says it
00:51:59.040 so much.
00:51:59.480 But the truth is all that
00:52:01.000 shit is really what he's
00:52:02.080 saying is do the right
00:52:03.280 fucking thing.
00:52:04.040 And when you do the right
00:52:05.100 thing, good things happen.
00:52:06.940 It's just the way it is.
00:52:08.180 And I'm going to tell you
00:52:09.100 from dealing with and being
00:52:10.580 friends with literally
00:52:11.660 not millionaires, but
00:52:14.120 hundred millionaires,
00:52:14.960 pretty much all the dudes
00:52:16.300 I fucking roll with.
00:52:17.460 At least.
00:52:19.740 That's how they operate.
00:52:21.080 If they say the real
00:52:22.700 the most successful guys
00:52:24.040 I know are the ones that
00:52:25.080 fucking do exactly
00:52:26.460 what they say.
00:52:27.280 And if it's and even
00:52:28.880 if they think exactly
00:52:29.960 what they say isn't
00:52:31.700 fair, they'll make it
00:52:32.540 fair even if it costs
00:52:33.400 some money.
00:52:33.960 That's correct.
00:52:34.460 Dude, I've had people in
00:52:35.500 our I've had people come
00:52:36.980 back to me and I've
00:52:38.160 come back to other
00:52:38.780 people at certain times
00:52:39.740 in business deals and
00:52:40.500 I've been like, look,
00:52:41.040 dude, we're making way
00:52:42.280 more money than what I
00:52:43.100 thought we were going to
00:52:43.640 make.
00:52:44.420 So I'm going to cut you
00:52:45.540 in a little bit more
00:52:46.160 here to make and dude
00:52:47.580 that's what you fucking
00:52:49.520 do.
00:52:50.100 Well, and no, nobody
00:52:51.480 will say that shit
00:52:52.400 because really nobody
00:52:53.840 knows it.
00:52:54.580 Well, yeah, because it's
00:52:55.420 scary.
00:52:55.800 You risk losing the
00:52:56.940 business, right?
00:52:57.580 No, they look at they
00:52:58.660 look at like these crazy
00:52:59.860 like tycoon movies, you
00:53:01.620 know, like about like
00:53:02.480 fuck like Wall Street
00:53:03.940 and like these movies
00:53:04.780 where and dude, there's
00:53:05.860 truth to those movies.
00:53:06.600 Like a lot of these
00:53:07.200 guys up there, they're
00:53:08.020 fucking criminals, man.
00:53:09.000 They are the exception
00:53:09.620 to, but those guys
00:53:10.460 always fall.
00:53:12.140 That's the point.
00:53:13.240 Like you always get
00:53:14.200 caught.
00:53:14.760 The Jeffrey Epstein's of
00:53:16.280 the world who fuck
00:53:17.300 everybody literally and
00:53:19.040 figuratively and
00:53:20.080 financially.
00:53:20.920 Guess what happens?
00:53:22.380 They don't hang
00:53:22.960 themselves.
00:53:24.080 Or did you?
00:53:27.000 It's sad.
00:53:27.660 I couldn't resist.
00:53:28.920 I'm sorry.
00:53:29.720 It's sad that, you
00:53:30.740 know, you think in
00:53:31.280 today's world, like
00:53:32.700 we're laughing at the
00:53:33.960 conspiracy, right?
00:53:35.500 Yeah.
00:53:36.020 We're laughing at the
00:53:36.780 guy's death, but the
00:53:37.640 truth of the matter is
00:53:38.300 to Andrew's point, you
00:53:39.200 know, you look at that
00:53:39.900 guy was a bad guy.
00:53:40.940 Yeah.
00:53:41.060 No, no, dude.
00:53:41.800 Okay.
00:53:42.160 Like I don't give a
00:53:42.980 yeah.
00:53:43.640 From what I would
00:53:44.420 fucking shed about as
00:53:45.360 many tears as I would
00:53:46.260 shed for Osama bin
00:53:47.280 Laden.
00:53:47.620 Yeah.
00:53:47.720 Zero.
00:53:48.220 Right.
00:53:49.120 Or maybe an applause.
00:53:50.520 Yeah.
00:53:50.740 A total applause.
00:53:51.720 Yeah.
00:53:51.920 So let's be fucking
00:53:52.920 straight about it.
00:53:53.600 Yeah.
00:53:53.800 No, no, no.
00:53:54.160 I'm just saying, you
00:53:56.000 know, when you go back
00:53:56.840 to having those business
00:53:58.800 deals, you know, when
00:54:00.040 you're losing money in a
00:54:01.000 situation, but you did
00:54:02.120 what you said you were
00:54:02.760 going to do.
00:54:03.340 You still win.
00:54:04.440 Not only do you win,
00:54:05.380 it's appropriate because
00:54:06.200 you've done, you did what
00:54:07.060 you said you were going
00:54:07.520 to do at the, at the
00:54:08.340 loss of money.
00:54:08.820 You can readdress the
00:54:09.620 situation and say, you
00:54:10.340 know, Hey man, like I
00:54:12.780 did what I said I was
00:54:13.460 going to do, but I want
00:54:14.100 you to know, like I said
00:54:15.140 I could do it at 10
00:54:15.780 points.
00:54:16.260 I lost money here.
00:54:17.140 I lost money here and
00:54:18.240 it put me in a bad spot
00:54:19.240 and I don't want to put
00:54:20.280 you in a bad spot moving
00:54:21.100 forward.
00:54:21.740 So let's renegotiate.
00:54:23.140 I need 13 or 14 points
00:54:24.460 in order for this to be
00:54:25.100 worth my time.
00:54:25.680 And bro, that happens
00:54:26.260 all the time.
00:54:27.920 Oh yeah.
00:54:28.600 It happens both ways to
00:54:29.720 our benefit and to the
00:54:31.440 other companies benefit.
00:54:32.500 But dude, that's also
00:54:33.260 why we continue to grow.
00:54:34.840 That's why our customer
00:54:35.760 base continues to grow
00:54:36.820 because we do the same
00:54:37.700 thing inside the way we
00:54:38.760 treat them.
00:54:39.560 It's really simple, man.
00:54:41.280 When you even teach your
00:54:42.240 employees this too, though,
00:54:43.280 like that's very uncommon.
00:54:44.600 You teach them to do the
00:54:45.640 right thing.
00:54:46.320 Well, why wouldn't I?
00:54:47.180 Well, I'm just saying
00:54:47.880 like not a lot of
00:54:49.080 companies will invest the
00:54:50.940 time and energy and the
00:54:52.100 money to actually teach
00:54:53.640 their employees that.
00:54:55.140 Well, I mean, dude, like
00:54:56.080 it's very simple.
00:54:56.940 Like you have to give your
00:54:58.100 employees autonomy.
00:54:59.180 You have to let them do
00:55:00.160 shit.
00:55:00.480 Like if you try to
00:55:01.460 create a system where
00:55:02.840 you dictate their every
00:55:03.800 move, they're going to be
00:55:05.240 unhappy in a robot.
00:55:06.600 That's normal.
00:55:07.300 But I think a lot of
00:55:07.920 entrepreneurs are scared
00:55:08.720 of giving autonomy to
00:55:09.780 their employees.
00:55:10.420 Of course they are.
00:55:11.160 But that's because not
00:55:11.860 that's because they're
00:55:13.120 beginning entrepreneurs
00:55:14.060 or they're unsuccessful
00:55:15.060 entrepreneurs.
00:55:16.000 And it's a little bit of
00:55:16.760 ego.
00:55:17.340 That's right.
00:55:18.000 They want to fucking
00:55:18.600 control everything.
00:55:19.400 That's right.
00:55:19.820 So great entrepreneurs
00:55:21.480 because that's that's
00:55:22.640 what I'm talking about
00:55:23.300 when I say this.
00:55:24.260 They understand that you
00:55:25.720 have to give your
00:55:26.320 employees autonomy.
00:55:27.620 So how do you get your
00:55:28.400 employees to have
00:55:29.440 autonomy and execute
00:55:31.060 the plan?
00:55:31.700 You create core values
00:55:33.040 and culture in your
00:55:33.740 company so that people
00:55:35.020 want to do the best
00:55:36.480 right thing.
00:55:37.180 They don't they aren't
00:55:38.320 forced to do the best
00:55:40.220 right thing.
00:55:40.900 Speaking on culture,
00:55:41.960 man, there's like like
00:55:43.660 we're in the lowest.
00:55:44.520 You know, historically, we
00:55:47.820 are at the lowest
00:55:48.780 employment rate right
00:55:49.660 now.
00:55:50.220 But the big companies
00:55:51.340 out there right now
00:55:51.920 unemployment rate.
00:55:52.940 Yeah.
00:55:53.080 Did I say employment?
00:55:54.540 Yeah.
00:55:54.780 Lowest unemployment rate.
00:55:55.760 Yeah.
00:55:56.060 And the biggest companies
00:55:56.920 out there right now are
00:55:57.940 actually having like
00:55:59.320 basically wars over the
00:56:01.500 middle, the minimum wage
00:56:02.940 talent.
00:56:03.500 Dude, you don't say.
00:56:05.360 So wait.
00:56:06.120 So you come in and you
00:56:09.520 fix the economy and you
00:56:11.980 bring jobs that were
00:56:13.640 overseas back to our
00:56:15.820 country.
00:56:17.840 And and all of a sudden
00:56:20.100 there's more jobs.
00:56:21.480 So more people have
00:56:22.820 careers.
00:56:23.400 So there's less.
00:56:25.240 The way I don't
00:56:25.800 understand that doesn't
00:56:27.340 even make sense to me.
00:56:28.660 I sense sarcasm.
00:56:30.340 I mean, what the fuck,
00:56:31.840 man?
00:56:32.580 This is what I don't
00:56:33.540 understand how people
00:56:34.380 don't get this.
00:56:35.260 Like, dude, when you
00:56:36.520 have jobs in America,
00:56:38.240 people people have jobs
00:56:40.100 and careers.
00:56:41.300 Right.
00:56:41.720 When you send them to
00:56:43.940 fucking wherever, guess
00:56:45.380 what?
00:56:46.340 They don't have jobs.
00:56:47.360 It's very simple.
00:56:48.280 And when there's more
00:56:49.060 jobs, that means there's
00:56:49.940 more good jobs.
00:56:50.700 And when there's more
00:56:51.620 good jobs, guess what
00:56:52.460 happens?
00:56:52.920 You make more money.
00:56:54.080 And what's really
00:56:54.900 happening here is these
00:56:56.240 fucking companies have
00:56:57.300 treated their employees
00:56:58.120 like shit for so long
00:56:59.500 and not trained them like
00:57:01.060 we've trained them.
00:57:01.900 And now they have people
00:57:03.260 who are better
00:57:04.700 companies, better to
00:57:05.760 work for, and they
00:57:06.420 have options so they
00:57:07.800 can go to a company
00:57:08.860 like ours or other
00:57:10.860 quality companies and
00:57:12.080 find a place to fit in
00:57:13.400 because we're the ones
00:57:15.140 that are growing the
00:57:15.940 most.
00:57:16.720 And so what's happening
00:57:17.480 is these shitty
00:57:18.200 companies are running
00:57:19.080 into a situation where
00:57:20.440 they, you know, like I
00:57:21.700 said, they haven't
00:57:22.400 delivered.
00:57:23.360 If you go find one of
00:57:24.560 these companies who
00:57:25.420 everybody says they love
00:57:26.280 to work for, they are
00:57:27.020 not having a fucking
00:57:27.660 problem finding people.
00:57:28.600 Look at Chick-fil-A.
00:57:29.320 They're not having a
00:57:30.000 problem.
00:57:30.320 Well, when you say
00:57:31.160 shitty too, like
00:57:32.260 understand that Andy's
00:57:33.540 talking about like major
00:57:34.680 companies that are in the
00:57:36.040 world like Amazon and
00:57:37.220 fucking, you know, all
00:57:38.820 these fast food chains
00:57:39.760 like Target, Costco, and
00:57:41.120 then like, dude, they're
00:57:42.380 big.
00:57:42.820 It's not, listen, there's
00:57:43.800 some of these companies
00:57:44.700 do well, like as terms of
00:57:46.180 culture and fucking
00:57:47.060 treating their employees
00:57:47.920 and good places to work.
00:57:48.920 But what I'm saying is
00:57:50.120 the companies that are
00:57:51.340 having problems are the
00:57:54.040 companies that aren't
00:57:55.040 offering fair wages.
00:57:56.620 So instead of, and this
00:57:59.140 is where I want to tie
00:57:59.880 this together for you
00:58:00.780 guys that don't
00:58:01.340 understand this, instead
00:58:02.680 of trying to legislate
00:58:04.140 $15 minimum wages, let
00:58:07.940 the economy fucking handle
00:58:09.960 it on its own and vote
00:58:11.640 for the economy.
00:58:12.820 You see what I'm saying?
00:58:14.200 So like when you have a
00:58:16.080 good economy and people
00:58:17.320 are hiring, growing, and
00:58:18.640 creating jobs, less people
00:58:20.840 get to work at fucking
00:58:21.880 Taco Bell.
00:58:22.760 That's just the way it
00:58:23.840 is.
00:58:24.160 So you don't have to
00:58:25.500 raise the minimum wage.
00:58:27.160 The minimum wage was
00:58:28.440 never intended to be a
00:58:29.640 living wage.
00:58:30.740 It's the, it's, it's
00:58:31.900 intended to be something
00:58:32.960 in addition to, it's not
00:58:34.940 a fucking career for most
00:58:36.820 people.
00:58:37.160 And by the way, those
00:58:38.520 companies can make a
00:58:39.620 career.
00:58:39.980 If you work a certain way
00:58:41.440 for a certain amount of
00:58:42.280 time, there's lots of
00:58:43.660 people that have careers
00:58:44.900 at fucking Taco Bell.
00:58:45.920 Well, speaking of Taco
00:58:46.900 Bell, do you know that
00:58:47.520 they're actually quote
00:58:48.620 unquote testing a
00:58:49.640 hundred thousand
00:58:50.280 dollar base salary for
00:58:52.100 general managers?
00:58:53.000 Yeah, they're going to
00:58:53.420 have to, they're going
00:58:54.500 to have to, because
00:58:55.300 that's what retail
00:58:56.500 managers are getting
00:58:57.340 paid now.
00:58:58.240 They're fucking, they
00:58:59.400 at least have a comp
00:59:00.300 system that allows them
00:59:01.760 to make that sort of
00:59:02.600 money.
00:59:02.920 We do.
00:59:04.020 I mean, that's that we've
00:59:05.240 been doing that for how
00:59:05.900 many years?
00:59:06.840 So, you know, what's
00:59:09.100 happening, dude, is the
00:59:10.000 culture companies are
00:59:10.880 swallowing everybody up
00:59:11.880 and all the regular
00:59:12.920 companies that treat
00:59:13.700 everybody like a number
00:59:14.700 they're fucking having
00:59:15.780 problems with people
00:59:16.540 right now.
00:59:16.940 So you can tie us back
00:59:17.680 to kids.
00:59:18.760 You know what I mean?
00:59:19.580 The economy is going to
00:59:20.480 correct business in
00:59:21.320 itself.
00:59:21.680 And it's whenever you,
00:59:22.820 if you raise, you know,
00:59:23.900 in my opinion, if you
00:59:24.600 raise your kid to be
00:59:25.340 strong, moral values, a
00:59:27.340 forward moving asset, when
00:59:29.000 he goes to the world, that's
00:59:30.160 right, he will swim.
00:59:31.260 He's going to have more
00:59:31.860 opportunities to have more
00:59:32.900 opportunity.
00:59:33.560 And that comes through with
00:59:34.680 a lot of failure, but it
00:59:35.540 comes, it comes with a lot
00:59:37.600 of tests that comes with a
00:59:38.680 lot of, you know, not doing
00:59:40.860 what, you know, society always
00:59:42.300 says is okay.
00:59:43.180 Or, you know, it's in your
00:59:44.580 fucking ground.
00:59:45.340 Yeah.
00:59:45.720 You know, and I hate to, I'm
00:59:47.040 not trying to make it a
00:59:47.660 political play, but you know,
00:59:48.900 Donald Trump was simply
00:59:49.880 just doing what he said he
00:59:50.640 was going to do.
00:59:51.340 You know what I mean?
00:59:51.760 I'm going to eliminate jobs
00:59:52.600 over there.
00:59:52.960 I'm going to bring them
00:59:53.460 here and we're going to let
00:59:54.560 all of it take care of
00:59:55.460 itself.
00:59:55.960 And it's interesting that
00:59:57.080 there's like people mad about
00:59:58.300 it.
00:59:58.900 Like, how can you be mad?
01:00:00.180 But that's ego.
01:00:01.200 That's ego.
01:00:02.020 How weird is it?
01:00:02.900 How can you, if you're a
01:00:04.680 fucking American, how can you
01:00:06.100 be mad about the economy?
01:00:08.320 Like, why are we, why are we
01:00:10.620 talking about like, dude, I
01:00:12.260 see people like hoping that the
01:00:14.160 fucking economy goes bad, man.
01:00:16.500 That's, that's fucked up.
01:00:17.520 Like, dude, like we fucking
01:00:19.720 live here.
01:00:20.540 Motherfuckers.
01:00:20.960 Not only that, like, dude, if
01:00:22.360 what's the, what does it matter
01:00:24.120 that the guy, you don't like
01:00:26.300 the guy.
01:00:27.300 I get it.
01:00:27.960 You don't like him.
01:00:29.080 You think he looks weird.
01:00:29.980 You think he talks weird.
01:00:30.920 You don't like his fucking
01:00:32.660 personality and all this shit.
01:00:34.540 I, whatever.
01:00:35.700 But what do the fucking
01:00:37.580 numbers say?
01:00:39.120 Hey, man, I don't like Howard
01:00:41.400 Schultz.
01:00:42.420 You know, the guy that owns
01:00:43.540 Starbucks.
01:00:44.120 Yeah.
01:00:44.660 But I fucking drink the fuck
01:00:45.760 out of his coffee because he
01:00:46.620 makes good coffee.
01:00:47.660 Hey, you know what, dude?
01:00:49.660 That's actually a great fucking
01:00:51.340 point.
01:00:51.740 Yeah, I just, I don't, I don't
01:00:53.800 think it would be, it would be
01:00:54.640 nice for people in this country
01:00:56.320 to bond over being an American
01:00:58.080 and actually root for us winning
01:01:00.220 as a fucking country instead of
01:01:01.740 rooting for their fucking
01:01:03.500 mascot.
01:01:04.560 Well, I'll tell you what's,
01:01:05.300 what's sad, you know, and I
01:01:06.580 remember this.
01:01:07.300 I mean, I think everybody can
01:01:08.460 probably reflect back and maybe
01:01:09.900 not everybody because a lot of
01:01:10.920 the, a lot of the listeners are
01:01:12.000 young, but you know, when 9-11
01:01:14.100 happened, 9-11 was a terrible
01:01:16.480 day.
01:01:16.780 I mean, you can, you can know
01:01:17.860 exactly where you're at and who
01:01:19.100 you were with and the
01:01:19.820 conversations you had, but what
01:01:21.700 came of that for, I don't want
01:01:23.040 to say a short period of time,
01:01:23.880 but for a pretty good period of
01:01:25.160 time, but still short over in the
01:01:26.960 big picture was a great sense of
01:01:28.760 unity, you know, it was a great
01:01:30.160 sense of America.
01:01:31.080 It was a great sense of pride.
01:01:32.680 And I would love to have, I
01:01:34.720 still have that.
01:01:35.520 No, no, I understand.
01:01:36.200 But when you see it from all
01:01:37.080 sides, it would be a great place
01:01:38.400 to be right now because if we
01:01:39.720 could tie the, the back half of
01:01:41.640 like, Oh, he's going to war and he
01:01:43.340 fucking sucks.
01:01:44.040 And he was like, what happens?
01:01:44.920 It's like, what about we're doing
01:01:46.160 really fucking good as a country
01:01:47.280 right now?
01:01:47.660 We should have a lot.
01:01:48.280 We should have more fucking pride
01:01:49.320 right now than we have ever
01:01:50.760 fucking had.
01:01:51.360 Yeah.
01:01:51.600 It doesn't serve certain people's
01:01:53.340 agenda.
01:01:53.780 So they got to be angry about it.
01:01:55.500 That's the point.
01:01:56.180 That's because they're pissed
01:01:56.840 off.
01:01:56.980 That's a self that's over.
01:01:58.660 That's either selfish and I, I
01:02:00.500 either have money in the game or
01:02:01.840 fame in the game or power in the
01:02:03.240 game, or I love the mascot, the
01:02:09.000 figurehead of my party and these
01:02:11.340 ideals more than I love America
01:02:13.460 winning.
01:02:14.120 That's fucking sick.
01:02:15.160 I know, but that's the truth.
01:02:16.920 It's the truth.
01:02:18.320 And we don't, people don't even
01:02:20.140 stop to consider that.
01:02:21.360 Like when you see like, dude, I
01:02:24.820 didn't vote for fucking Obama.
01:02:26.880 I didn't like his whole story.
01:02:28.120 I didn't like his plan.
01:02:29.540 I think Obama's cool as fuck.
01:02:30.920 I would hang out with Obama.
01:02:32.700 I think he's fucking awesome.
01:02:34.240 I think I would like to learn how
01:02:35.280 to speak like him.
01:02:36.000 He's a great speaker.
01:02:36.820 He's the best for real.
01:02:38.760 The best.
01:02:39.360 The best.
01:02:39.760 Like that motherfucker make you
01:02:40.780 believe shit.
01:02:41.300 You didn't even fucking believe.
01:02:42.600 You know what I'm saying?
01:02:43.300 I am black.
01:02:44.220 I know.
01:02:45.460 Exactly.
01:02:45.820 I know why people bought that
01:02:46.980 shit.
01:02:47.200 Yeah, I do too.
01:02:48.000 Cause I kind of bought it.
01:02:48.900 Good.
01:02:49.280 Yeah.
01:02:49.520 But like, dude, I respect all
01:02:51.780 that.
01:02:52.080 And like you said earlier, like I
01:02:53.760 sit down and have fucking drinks
01:02:54.840 with them and I don't hate the
01:02:57.160 motherfucker.
01:02:57.720 How cool would it be to like sit
01:02:58.940 down and have fucking drinks with
01:03:00.340 that motherfucker?
01:03:00.720 It'd be cool.
01:03:01.540 But also, I think it would be
01:03:03.220 cool with Trump.
01:03:04.280 I think it'd be fucking hilarious.
01:03:05.700 I think it'd be hilarious to have
01:03:07.040 both those motherfuckers and then
01:03:08.800 have drinks.
01:03:09.420 I would love to see those two sit
01:03:10.700 down and have drinks together.
01:03:11.720 Oh, me too, man.
01:03:12.420 You know, like, you know, you
01:03:14.540 know, there'd be some shit
01:03:15.380 talking because Obama's a good
01:03:16.540 shit talker too.
01:03:17.320 I know he's, he's quippy.
01:03:18.900 Yeah.
01:03:19.020 Yeah.
01:03:19.280 Like he's Twitter talker.
01:03:20.400 Yeah.
01:03:20.580 Yeah.
01:03:20.780 Yeah.
01:03:22.100 But Trump is too, man.
01:03:25.020 Who's more, who's wittier, dude.
01:03:27.220 I don't know.
01:03:27.580 I mean, I, I, you know, obviously
01:03:28.660 I don't know.
01:03:29.220 I'm total speculation here, but I,
01:03:30.900 I think Obama would probably be
01:03:33.180 quicker to the gun than, than
01:03:34.800 Trump.
01:03:35.560 Yeah.
01:03:35.800 I don't know, man.
01:03:36.500 I think Trump would go deeper
01:03:37.660 though.
01:03:37.900 I think Trump would like, you
01:03:38.840 know, like whenever you're, no,
01:03:39.840 see, here's what it is.
01:03:41.100 It's the same thing you say
01:03:42.160 about me.
01:03:43.100 Like you always said this, dude,
01:03:45.940 if someone throws a pebble at
01:03:47.120 me, I throw them back a
01:03:48.740 fucking boulder.
01:03:49.440 Yeah.
01:03:49.620 Right.
01:03:49.880 And so I know that's how
01:03:50.960 Trump is too.
01:03:51.940 So like you fucked up my
01:03:53.880 saying, by the way, it's
01:03:55.260 grenade, a nuclear bomb.
01:03:56.640 You throw a grenade at Andrew,
01:03:57.820 he throws back a nuclear bomb.
01:03:59.140 Well, fuck, that's what you do.
01:04:01.460 It breaks the door.
01:04:02.340 So that would be, that would be
01:04:03.500 the, the, the Obama, uh, Trump
01:04:06.020 conversation.
01:04:07.020 Right.
01:04:07.260 For sure.
01:04:07.780 Like, like Obama's going to say
01:04:09.540 some shit that's kind of funny
01:04:10.740 and like quick throw that
01:04:12.080 grenade.
01:04:12.700 And then Trump's just going to
01:04:13.620 like be like, yeah, bro.
01:04:15.300 No, I was going to say is I
01:04:16.740 got the fucking Dow Jones, the
01:04:17.900 30,000 say what?
01:04:19.380 Yeah.
01:04:19.800 Yeah.
01:04:20.600 He's going to rip out all these
01:04:21.920 fucking stats.
01:04:22.760 Yeah.
01:04:23.220 I got unemployment at the lowest
01:04:24.620 rate it's ever been in U.S.
01:04:25.640 history.
01:04:26.140 What?
01:04:26.640 Yeah.
01:04:26.760 He's going to take all the fun
01:04:27.860 out of the conversation.
01:04:29.220 That would be like a five
01:04:30.220 minute dinner.
01:04:31.080 Oh, dude.
01:04:31.460 I bet you I still go to it.
01:04:33.760 I bet you secretly they'd be
01:04:34.660 friends.
01:04:35.240 I do.
01:04:36.100 For sure.
01:04:37.420 For sure.
01:04:38.000 They would be.
01:04:38.940 There's no question.
01:04:40.160 They can pretend all they want.
01:04:41.380 They fucking hate each other.
01:04:42.440 But there's a mutual respect
01:04:43.600 there both ways.
01:04:45.220 Did you guys see the picture of
01:04:46.880 it was a mock-up of Trump with
01:04:48.600 his wig and without his wig?
01:04:50.180 Like with the fucking two man
01:04:51.620 shoe.
01:04:52.100 That was badass, dude.
01:04:53.520 Like a former Navy SEAL.
01:04:55.060 Yeah, dude.
01:04:55.720 It was cool.
01:04:56.620 The whole the whole internet is
01:04:57.600 like, dude, he should totally do
01:04:58.620 that.
01:04:59.000 Yeah.
01:04:59.440 Well, I don't think he can grow
01:05:00.700 hair on his head, much less on
01:05:01.700 his face.
01:05:02.720 What is he got fake hair?
01:05:03.740 Is that fake?
01:05:04.240 Oh, fuck.
01:05:04.660 I don't know.
01:05:04.920 It looks like it's fake.
01:05:05.960 I don't know, dude.
01:05:07.220 I'll tell you what.
01:05:07.880 When the wind's blowing, buddy.
01:05:09.000 Yeah.
01:05:09.720 He's probably nervous.
01:05:10.860 Come over central.
01:05:11.720 Oh, dude.
01:05:13.560 I don't know, man.
01:05:14.800 I think the salaries and all
01:05:17.320 that.
01:05:17.580 I think, dude, it doesn't
01:05:19.560 surprise me at all.
01:05:20.360 It's the organic way of how
01:05:21.860 this should go.
01:05:22.540 Well, dude, it's actually kind
01:05:23.320 of funny.
01:05:23.940 Like some of the incentives
01:05:24.960 these big companies are
01:05:26.180 offering.
01:05:26.500 Like, how do they miss the
01:05:27.320 mark?
01:05:27.620 Starbucks create an app, a
01:05:29.200 meditation app for their
01:05:30.240 employees.
01:05:31.460 Church is kicking.
01:05:32.020 I don't know, dude.
01:05:32.760 For the fruit, for Starbucks
01:05:34.580 employees, that might be
01:05:35.620 appropriate to their culture,
01:05:36.820 bro.
01:05:37.580 Like, I mean, I'm being
01:05:38.280 serious.
01:05:38.740 Like you go into Starbucks,
01:05:39.900 they're all the same kind of
01:05:40.980 people.
01:05:41.320 I mean, a direct quote was we
01:05:42.400 didn't ask for a meditation
01:05:43.320 app.
01:05:43.660 We want to be able to pay our
01:05:44.620 rent.
01:05:45.180 Well, well, I would agree with
01:05:47.620 that, but I don't know.
01:05:49.440 I don't fucking know their
01:05:50.500 culture, bro.
01:05:51.400 But I, I think that's a weird
01:05:53.300 thing to do.
01:05:53.900 Yes, but I'll tell you, I
01:05:54.940 mean, dude, like, hey, all my
01:05:56.080 employees are fucking leaving
01:05:57.280 to go elsewhere.
01:05:57.840 So I'm going to create a
01:05:58.780 fucking meditation app.
01:05:59.960 Like, calm down, bro.
01:06:01.360 It ain't that bad.
01:06:02.240 Church is kicking is giving
01:06:03.120 out new uniforms.
01:06:04.000 Oh, well, fuck.
01:06:04.760 That's, that's amazing.
01:06:06.000 I'm sure that'll keep lots of
01:06:07.160 people.
01:06:07.660 Well, I mean, dude, but I,
01:06:09.800 you know, it's a, it's a real
01:06:10.800 issue because, you know,
01:06:11.980 that's the biggest, I think,
01:06:13.520 at least when I look at it,
01:06:14.940 there's a lot of lessons to be
01:06:16.120 learned from my, from my
01:06:17.220 seat.
01:06:17.460 But secondarily, man, like
01:06:18.940 that's why it's always.
01:06:20.580 Whoa.
01:06:21.440 Whoa.
01:06:22.000 Here's a good one,
01:06:22.640 though.
01:06:23.420 McDonald's launched a
01:06:24.260 campaign called Where Do
01:06:26.000 You Want to Be, which
01:06:27.220 partners a handful of
01:06:28.340 workers with experts,
01:06:29.380 including rapper Yaz.
01:06:31.160 Yaz, the greatest.
01:06:33.120 Do you fucking know who
01:06:33.980 that is?
01:06:34.520 No, I have no idea.
01:06:35.420 I don't have a clue who
01:06:36.380 it is.
01:06:36.540 All right.
01:06:36.880 And dermatologist Mina
01:06:38.820 Singh to discuss career
01:06:40.660 options.
01:06:42.260 Dude, let me help you with
01:06:44.040 this McDonald's.
01:06:45.780 Where do you want to be?
01:06:47.520 Not at fucking McDonald's.
01:06:49.180 Like, what the fuck?
01:06:50.600 Where does McDonald's
01:06:51.360 want to be?
01:06:51.460 Lead them outside of
01:06:52.140 McDonald's.
01:06:52.780 Yeah.
01:06:52.960 Why don't you show them
01:06:53.480 the opportunity up the
01:06:54.280 ladder?
01:06:55.140 How does that go down in a
01:06:56.300 boardroom?
01:06:56.380 This is their effort to
01:06:57.440 attract more employees.
01:06:58.500 Are you being fucking
01:06:59.100 serious right now?
01:06:59.900 Ted's serious.
01:07:01.120 Man, I mean.
01:07:02.040 Bro, you guys need some
01:07:02.820 help.
01:07:03.900 We got some consulting
01:07:04.860 services available.
01:07:05.640 We do.
01:07:06.240 I could literally change
01:07:08.040 this for you in about
01:07:08.740 three days for and it
01:07:10.520 would make you like
01:07:11.160 billions of dollars.
01:07:12.160 Yeah, it'd be real easy.
01:07:12.900 You would go outside.
01:07:13.860 You would switch all the
01:07:14.680 M's to a red Chick-fil-A
01:07:16.000 sign and you'd be
01:07:16.740 fucking back.
01:07:17.260 Hey, it's fucking
01:07:22.020 true, man.
01:07:22.520 Pay me, motherfucker.
01:07:23.500 Give it away.
01:07:24.200 I spend more fucking
01:07:25.880 money every month at
01:07:26.860 Chick-fil-A than I do
01:07:27.740 any other fucking
01:07:28.420 restaurant.
01:07:29.320 Why?
01:07:30.260 Dude, why?
01:07:31.040 Because they make a
01:07:31.740 quality product and they
01:07:32.460 have unbelievable
01:07:33.000 service.
01:07:34.020 Mostly on some.
01:07:34.580 No, no.
01:07:34.980 The bottom line is it's
01:07:36.740 just better.
01:07:37.460 It's better.
01:07:38.300 It's a better dude.
01:07:38.940 It's a better overall
01:07:39.660 experience.
01:07:40.980 And you know what?
01:07:42.120 I feel good giving them
01:07:43.540 money because they're
01:07:44.160 kicking fucking ass like
01:07:45.580 those kids are in their
01:07:46.400 kids, you know, like
01:07:47.160 those kids back there
01:07:48.240 working or they're doing
01:07:49.340 what their parents.
01:07:50.500 OK, are raising their
01:07:51.660 kids the right fucking
01:07:52.380 way.
01:07:52.680 OK.
01:07:53.000 And what's fucking
01:07:53.860 Chick-fil-A known for
01:07:54.980 their fucking culture.
01:07:56.660 That's right.
01:07:57.400 And dude, you know what?
01:07:58.140 They raise.
01:07:58.680 I've only been saying it
01:07:59.320 for fucking six years
01:08:00.920 now, motherfuckers.
01:08:01.940 You don't get it.
01:08:03.600 This is why Chick-fil-A
01:08:04.940 beats the fuck out of
01:08:05.900 everybody else.
01:08:06.720 Yeah, this is it.
01:08:08.260 OK, do they make
01:08:09.260 better product?
01:08:10.080 Yeah, they make
01:08:10.640 better product.
01:08:11.200 You know why they make
01:08:11.940 better product?
01:08:12.640 Because they got a
01:08:13.540 culture that cares about
01:08:14.700 making the best fucking
01:08:15.780 product.
01:08:16.980 You guys don't get it.
01:08:18.480 This is real simple.
01:08:19.940 And they take pride in
01:08:20.680 the delivery, bro.
01:08:22.860 Hey, we're going to
01:08:24.180 build some culture, dude.
01:08:25.180 I ran out of fucking
01:08:25.940 paintball field.
01:08:27.180 You fuckers don't get it,
01:08:28.760 man.
01:08:29.200 You don't get it.
01:08:31.140 If you want to get it,
01:08:32.820 join RTA syndicate and
01:08:34.040 I'll fucking teach it to
01:08:34.960 you.
01:08:35.180 Well, not only that,
01:08:35.900 though, I mean, dude,
01:08:36.500 Chick-fil-A is kicking
01:08:37.160 the fuck out of everybody
01:08:38.100 and they only compete six
01:08:38.980 out of seven days.
01:08:40.220 They give you Sunday
01:08:40.960 to catch up.
01:08:43.080 They're giving you a day
01:08:44.020 off.
01:08:44.400 That's that's how, you
01:08:45.300 know, they know that they
01:08:46.120 got the secret sauce.
01:08:47.080 Oh, shit.
01:08:47.660 I'm speaking of secret
01:08:48.640 sauce, dude.
01:08:49.180 They're yellow.
01:08:49.740 So I think we should do
01:08:50.840 the same.
01:08:51.440 I think we should I think
01:08:52.800 we should shut our
01:08:53.440 website down on Sundays
01:08:54.600 just to fucking give
01:08:55.940 everybody else a chance
01:08:56.760 to catch up.
01:08:57.760 No, that's so nice of
01:08:59.000 them.
01:08:59.260 Can we not?
01:08:59.760 Can we not do Sunday?
01:09:01.500 Sunday's a good day for
01:09:02.340 us.
01:09:02.860 We'll figure out another
01:09:03.660 day.
01:09:04.380 The only thing that
01:09:04.920 Chick-fil-A.
01:09:05.800 They have the secret sauce,
01:09:06.960 though.
01:09:07.260 They're fucking
01:09:07.860 fucking gas, man.
01:09:10.620 Only thing that they do
01:09:11.740 that bugs me is
01:09:12.620 whenever they take the
01:09:13.640 tray to you and you
01:09:15.600 thank them and they say
01:09:16.920 my pleasure.
01:09:17.620 It's like that's a
01:09:18.220 script.
01:09:18.680 That's it's a script.
01:09:19.580 But oh, I got it.
01:09:20.560 That saying just creeps
01:09:22.480 me the fuck.
01:09:22.980 No, I don't I don't know
01:09:23.980 why.
01:09:24.360 That's a testament to
01:09:25.380 their culture.
01:09:26.040 Fuck.
01:09:26.300 Yeah, there's a story
01:09:27.280 told.
01:09:28.220 There's a story told in
01:09:29.780 that company about why
01:09:31.100 you say that that
01:09:32.120 matters.
01:09:32.660 And that's why they do
01:09:33.380 it.
01:09:33.860 They I promise you
01:09:35.280 that's not that's
01:09:37.320 not an accident
01:09:39.820 thing that they just
01:09:41.060 like say, oh, this is a
01:09:42.080 good thing to say purposeful.
01:09:43.400 There's a fucking reason
01:09:44.260 for it.
01:09:44.880 There is.
01:09:45.180 But that's that phrase
01:09:45.920 is just always kind of
01:09:46.680 just.
01:09:47.140 Well, you know what,
01:09:47.660 dude, I why are you
01:09:48.820 giving me ammo, dude?
01:09:50.140 You know, I think it's
01:09:51.440 I mean, every time I hear
01:09:53.180 it, I think it's the
01:09:53.920 it's the greatest fucking
01:09:55.020 thing I hear because you
01:09:55.900 think and when you go
01:09:57.240 you might have and you
01:09:58.280 know this.
01:09:58.760 So you go to one
01:09:59.360 Wendy's Wendy's.
01:10:00.160 This Wendy's is fucking
01:10:00.940 great, but don't go to
01:10:01.700 that Wendy's over there.
01:10:02.580 It's terrible.
01:10:03.540 Chick-fil-A has been able
01:10:04.320 to establish a fucking
01:10:05.580 line and their people
01:10:07.320 and leaders and leaders
01:10:08.920 within have been able to
01:10:09.900 hold that line.
01:10:10.700 And when you go to any
01:10:11.640 Chick-fil-A, you get a
01:10:12.660 similar product, you get
01:10:13.400 a similar feel, almost
01:10:14.600 identical.
01:10:15.480 And do they have the
01:10:16.640 culture because they keep
01:10:17.540 those they keep those
01:10:18.480 employees that have pride
01:10:19.340 in the product that they
01:10:19.960 produce.
01:10:20.560 Oh, and by the way, what
01:10:22.380 do you got to do to keep
01:10:23.320 employees to care?
01:10:24.380 You got to fuck it.
01:10:25.480 No, first of all, you
01:10:26.840 got to care about them
01:10:27.880 and you got to pay them.
01:10:29.160 Yeah, I mean, that's
01:10:30.080 what companies don't get
01:10:31.060 companies think they can
01:10:32.180 just pay motherfuckers now
01:10:33.580 and these people are going
01:10:34.640 to stay that talk about
01:10:35.760 modeling and work.
01:10:36.520 No, it isn't.
01:10:37.100 It's not going to work
01:10:37.740 because it's not worth.
01:10:39.480 And dude, this is why most
01:10:41.220 of the business owners that
01:10:42.300 are listening here struggle.
01:10:44.360 People have options.
01:10:46.020 They have places to go.
01:10:47.360 Now, this is not seven
01:10:49.000 years ago where fucking
01:10:50.780 you were the best option
01:10:51.840 out there.
01:10:52.340 You may you may have been
01:10:53.680 at that time, but it's
01:10:55.040 evolved because there's
01:10:56.100 companies out there that
01:10:57.100 understand how to
01:10:58.460 specifically create a
01:11:00.900 certain culture based
01:11:02.780 around certain values that
01:11:04.180 they believe.
01:11:05.640 And because they teach the
01:11:07.580 companies and the people
01:11:09.180 in the company to to
01:11:10.760 abide and adopt and
01:11:13.120 ingrain that culture in
01:11:14.660 what they do now, everything
01:11:16.840 else runs smoothly.
01:11:18.200 But people don't take the
01:11:19.580 time to do it because they
01:11:20.720 don't run.
01:11:21.280 They don't know how to do
01:11:22.060 it.
01:11:22.220 Like I said, they think
01:11:23.440 going and fucking paintball
01:11:26.040 in her go cart in his
01:11:27.000 culture.
01:11:27.500 It's not culture, dude.
01:11:28.800 You have no idea what it
01:11:29.860 even means.
01:11:31.020 But that's most companies.
01:11:32.520 Hey, we're going to have a
01:11:33.500 fucking birthday party in
01:11:34.840 the kitchen for Karen in
01:11:37.060 20 minutes.
01:11:37.920 We got great company
01:11:39.060 culture.
01:11:39.600 Meanwhile, bro, you're a
01:11:41.080 fucking idiot.
01:11:42.380 That's the truth.
01:11:43.460 What is the fuck Karen
01:11:44.460 movement?
01:11:45.060 I don't know.
01:11:45.840 A Karen is just like a
01:11:46.740 name that you could throw
01:11:47.600 in the most basic name
01:11:49.400 ever.
01:11:49.940 Yeah, I think I think it's a
01:11:50.840 hashtag hashtag on
01:11:52.040 TikTok.
01:11:52.380 Yeah, I don't know how
01:11:53.180 that got famous, but like
01:11:54.280 I get it.
01:11:54.840 I don't know if there's
01:11:55.440 even a Karen haircut where
01:11:56.580 it's just like that.
01:11:57.660 You know, it's a Karen
01:11:58.420 walking in to argue with
01:11:59.660 the manager whenever you
01:12:00.560 see her.
01:12:02.140 That's an unfair
01:12:03.220 stereotype.
01:12:04.380 I know some wonderful
01:12:05.500 Karens.
01:12:06.740 Did you know what's weird
01:12:07.300 is how each generation
01:12:09.280 has like their pool of
01:12:10.280 names?
01:12:10.880 You know, you got my name
01:12:11.820 has never been really
01:12:12.700 that common, but it's
01:12:13.940 still common enough.
01:12:14.880 People know it.
01:12:15.960 I love my name because
01:12:17.100 it's like you don't know
01:12:18.120 too many other Andy's
01:12:19.240 like there's just not a
01:12:20.440 lot of them out there.
01:12:21.040 Now, I happen to know
01:12:22.360 another one now who
01:12:24.420 happens to be way bigger
01:12:25.420 than me.
01:12:26.000 And now I'm at 6'1 and
01:12:29.420 270 fucking pounds of
01:12:31.780 twisted steel and sex
01:12:32.780 appeal.
01:12:33.280 Not anymore.
01:12:33.900 You're number two now.
01:12:35.000 I've become little Andy.
01:12:37.700 What the fuck?
01:12:40.220 What the fuck?
01:12:41.040 Big Andy's fucking big
01:12:42.060 though.
01:12:42.240 That's what I'm saying.
01:12:43.880 Like he's so much bigger.
01:12:45.620 Like I got to be little
01:12:46.920 like my medium.
01:12:48.600 Like who's the little
01:12:49.560 Andy then?
01:12:50.300 Maybe I would say you're
01:12:51.680 still XL.
01:12:52.320 I just he's he's he comes
01:12:53.840 from the big and tall
01:12:54.520 store.
01:12:54.780 He's an XXL.
01:12:55.620 OK, so he doesn't even
01:12:56.420 count in the conversation.
01:12:57.500 So we could both be big
01:12:58.520 Andy.
01:12:58.940 Yeah, that because like
01:13:00.620 dude, I'm big for average
01:13:01.660 person.
01:13:02.160 Yeah, but that dude's
01:13:03.680 just big like a mountain
01:13:04.760 big.
01:13:05.380 Well, I mean, that's a
01:13:05.900 different kind of big.
01:13:06.640 That was part of the
01:13:07.300 argument that I had with
01:13:08.160 the builders group today
01:13:08.980 is we had to install a
01:13:09.980 couple special toilets
01:13:10.880 to hold Big Andy.
01:13:12.680 Dude, for real.
01:13:15.780 They better have fucking
01:13:16.820 power flush on her too,
01:13:18.120 motherfucker.
01:13:20.080 Holy shit.
01:13:21.320 Oh, man.
01:13:21.920 So time for dumbest
01:13:23.720 motherfucker of the
01:13:24.740 land.
01:13:25.320 I'm pretty sure McDonald's
01:13:26.460 could have made this list
01:13:27.280 this week.
01:13:27.720 But, oh, I'm reading
01:13:29.040 through these these these
01:13:30.580 companies and like we
01:13:31.600 could just go off on all
01:13:32.860 of them like like what
01:13:35.100 the fuck do you guys
01:13:36.200 think people want?
01:13:37.620 They want to have a good
01:13:38.800 time at work.
01:13:39.600 They want to be part of
01:13:40.520 the company and they want
01:13:41.760 to get paid fairly.
01:13:43.000 OK, so this is a great
01:13:43.960 example to teach you that
01:13:44.980 like look at Taco Bell,
01:13:46.140 you know, money can't fix
01:13:47.380 everything.
01:13:48.800 Just because you're going
01:13:49.620 to pay the guy a hundred
01:13:50.300 fucking grand doesn't mean
01:13:51.060 your company is going to
01:13:51.620 turn around.
01:13:52.160 No, dude, people are done.
01:13:53.440 People are done trading
01:13:54.720 their lives for just money.
01:13:56.820 Correct.
01:13:57.080 They're done.
01:13:57.720 It's over.
01:13:58.440 Well, they don't have to.
01:13:59.220 They don't have to anymore
01:14:00.060 because there's all these
01:14:01.200 other companies that have
01:14:03.500 followed the lead of a few
01:14:04.740 companies.
01:14:05.380 We're one of them who have
01:14:08.460 created these crazy fucking
01:14:10.380 amazing, inclusive,
01:14:12.360 badass cultures where,
01:14:13.720 dude, when I come here,
01:14:15.280 I feel it like we fucking
01:14:17.260 made it like the number
01:14:19.440 one thing that I get from
01:14:20.480 the vendors who come in and
01:14:21.440 they're like, dude, this
01:14:22.260 place has a buzz.
01:14:23.520 Bro, Alex said it to me
01:14:24.500 yesterday or the day
01:14:25.580 before.
01:14:25.900 Yeah.
01:14:26.500 So Alex sitting in here,
01:14:27.940 he's one of our security
01:14:28.660 guys.
01:14:29.140 He says he's like, dude,
01:14:32.040 everybody's so nice there.
01:14:33.560 What is that?
01:14:34.220 Like that?
01:14:34.740 You guys got a good thing
01:14:35.580 going and that's the culture.
01:14:36.960 My pleasure.
01:14:37.580 Right.
01:14:37.740 Exactly.
01:14:38.360 Your pleasure.
01:14:39.780 No, but I'm saying that's
01:14:41.320 the core.
01:14:41.920 The core.
01:14:42.460 You know what the fuck he
01:14:43.220 meant?
01:14:43.560 Yeah.
01:14:43.880 Yeah.
01:14:45.000 Fuck you, dude.
01:14:46.520 I've developed some good
01:14:47.640 young men in here and women.
01:14:49.120 Yeah.
01:14:50.460 You got my play.
01:14:51.780 You got fucking Tyler.
01:14:53.240 Yeah.
01:14:54.380 Tyler's good.
01:14:55.060 You used to make fun of me
01:14:56.160 for locker room leadership.
01:14:57.240 He'd be like, fuck your
01:14:58.120 locker room.
01:14:58.940 That's that's because you're
01:14:59.800 not obey.
01:15:00.220 You're not doing locker room
01:15:01.020 leadership anymore.
01:15:01.800 Now you're doing it the way I
01:15:02.560 told you.
01:15:03.800 And it works.
01:15:04.920 Kangaroo court.
01:15:05.820 Say your pleasure, Andy.
01:15:06.620 Why don't you my pleasure?
01:15:08.360 No.
01:15:08.660 Why don't you just remove your
01:15:09.920 ego from the situation and allow
01:15:11.600 that to be your truth?
01:15:12.740 Like it's our truth.
01:15:14.060 And to Andrew's point, this is
01:15:15.240 how good I can spin it on.
01:15:17.520 You know, the people with the
01:15:18.240 most ego can't understand it.
01:15:19.480 Maybe it's just that they're not
01:15:20.640 right.
01:15:22.360 Yeah, I agree.
01:15:23.180 It's happening right now.
01:15:25.160 It's clearly happening right now.
01:15:27.040 Yes, it just happened right now.
01:15:28.080 It just happened to you.
01:15:29.080 It just happened.
01:15:31.460 Oh, I'm nominating both of you
01:15:33.380 for dumbest motherfuckers of the
01:15:34.460 land.
01:15:34.880 OK, when you've won dumbest
01:15:36.360 motherfucker of the land before,
01:15:37.740 you can't nominate other people.
01:15:39.700 And you've won that a number of
01:15:41.160 times, bro.
01:15:42.920 365 out of 365.
01:15:43.840 We built you a really big office
01:15:44.760 just to house all those fucking
01:15:46.380 trophies.
01:15:47.780 That was the other upgrade that we
01:15:49.400 had in the meeting today.
01:15:50.060 What's your fucking trophy room at
01:15:51.360 home looking like for dumb
01:15:52.580 motherfucker award?
01:15:53.540 It's got to be packed.
01:15:54.500 You guys are starting to send them
01:15:55.540 to me digital.
01:15:57.960 Bullshit.
01:15:58.480 Literally, I had to get just
01:15:59.960 certificates or like coins and
01:16:01.680 shit.
01:16:01.820 I'm getting the email.
01:16:02.500 No, it's going to be a fucking
01:16:03.740 toilet seat.
01:16:04.760 That's what you get.
01:16:05.620 And dude, I had to reinforce the
01:16:06.940 fucking exterior wall of your
01:16:08.140 office because it has fucking
01:16:09.440 extra toilet seats.
01:16:10.280 It's got so many.
01:16:11.680 Oh, the toilet seat is like
01:16:13.160 hanging around your neck.
01:16:13.960 Yeah.
01:16:15.320 It's like a horse color chain, but
01:16:16.980 we should.
01:16:17.920 It's a toilet.
01:16:18.400 That would be a great fucking like,
01:16:19.980 you know, hey, you did something
01:16:20.760 really fucking.
01:16:21.380 No, like if you didn't change a
01:16:22.420 toilet paper roll in the way to
01:16:23.360 wear it after a day and we're
01:16:24.780 going to identify this.
01:16:25.720 You are the guy who left the
01:16:26.960 cardboard on the.
01:16:27.640 I think that's a great fucking
01:16:28.880 plan.
01:16:29.960 Let's run it by HR.
01:16:31.320 Does HR agree?
01:16:32.260 Yes, they do.
01:16:34.660 Madot.
01:16:36.000 Yeah.
01:16:38.300 All right.
01:16:38.940 So dumbest motherfucker of all the
01:16:41.000 land is our new segment that we're
01:16:42.700 putting in every episode.
01:16:44.540 A woman attempts to smuggle
01:16:46.220 ban cosmetics disguised as a baby.
01:16:49.100 Now, if you guys see this picture,
01:16:50.620 it it legit looks like a like
01:16:53.620 pajamas filled up with cosmetics
01:16:55.320 and she's carrying it on her back as
01:16:57.380 she's walking through the airport
01:16:58.800 in Uganda.
01:17:01.100 What?
01:17:02.140 Hold on.
01:17:02.740 I got to see this.
01:17:04.020 What?
01:17:04.200 Show me the picture.
01:17:04.980 That cannot be real news.
01:17:06.980 There's no fucking way that's real.
01:17:09.360 That's a big ass baby.
01:17:10.840 Dude, baby.
01:17:12.760 Baby.
01:17:13.000 That's a that's like a fucking
01:17:14.480 five foot human.
01:17:15.620 That's like a human.
01:17:17.040 Like they got a little greedy
01:17:18.040 there, man.
01:17:18.940 Like that's what it was.
01:17:20.860 There ain't no smuggling going on
01:17:22.060 there.
01:17:22.420 No.
01:17:22.900 Holy shit, dude.
01:17:24.540 But we've all tried to smuggle
01:17:25.660 something like I know.
01:17:26.520 I know you guys smuggle dicks
01:17:28.320 into your butt.
01:17:29.020 Oh, I'm pretty open about that.
01:17:31.260 He's trying to smuggle his own
01:17:32.260 grapes.
01:17:35.860 Look, come on.
01:17:36.420 You guys got any stories about
01:17:37.360 trying to smuggle shit fucking,
01:17:38.560 you know, when you were younger,
01:17:39.300 smuggle some alcohol in the movie
01:17:40.620 theaters or.
01:17:41.600 Oh, yeah.
01:17:42.280 Shit like that.
01:17:42.840 I do that now.
01:17:45.120 What are you talking about?
01:17:46.940 The cops check my fucking dude
01:17:48.460 whenever because you got to go to
01:17:49.440 and I mean, it's sad.
01:17:50.600 We're at society.
01:17:51.360 You got to go to the fucking movie
01:17:52.220 theaters.
01:17:52.520 They have cops there, you know,
01:17:53.400 and I got to check your
01:17:53.960 personal shit.
01:17:54.580 But I do feel gangster
01:17:56.620 because I'll take my flask and
01:17:57.860 like slide it down my side,
01:17:59.100 you know, shove it up.
01:18:00.000 We used to do that when I was
01:18:01.780 in fucking college.
01:18:03.220 My buddy Rob, who I'm still
01:18:04.860 buddies with on Instagram.
01:18:06.420 We used to date a couple of the
01:18:07.660 girls on the volleyball team,
01:18:08.800 as you know, because you're my
01:18:09.860 brother.
01:18:10.500 But, uh, dude, they didn't sell
01:18:12.680 alcohol to watch a volleyball
01:18:13.780 game.
01:18:14.120 I'm sorry.
01:18:14.580 You can't watch a fucking
01:18:15.540 women's volleyball game 47 times
01:18:18.440 a year without drinking at some
01:18:19.880 of them.
01:18:20.300 It's just reality.
01:18:21.680 So, dude, we would end up
01:18:22.840 getting fucked up sitting on the
01:18:24.920 end of the volleyball court, um,
01:18:27.740 on the short end, you know, and I
01:18:30.420 know that's the end you're
01:18:31.100 typically on.
01:18:31.800 Yeah, always.
01:18:32.480 Yeah, it's fine.
01:18:34.820 So we're sitting there and dude,
01:18:38.040 I remember, I don't know how we
01:18:39.400 smuggled.
01:18:39.700 I think we smuggled like flasks,
01:18:41.240 like in between our balls, like,
01:18:43.280 like, you know, like down in
01:18:44.500 between like our taint area,
01:18:46.000 whatever the fuck you call that
01:18:46.940 area.
01:18:47.240 That's deep, bro.
01:18:47.900 Yeah.
01:18:48.280 But like in our underwear, like
01:18:49.500 I think we both had a flask or
01:18:50.700 whatever.
01:18:51.000 We go in the bathroom, put it in
01:18:52.000 the soda and fucking dude, I'll
01:18:54.460 never forget it.
01:18:55.080 Cause the coach who's there and I
01:18:56.720 think she's still there.
01:18:58.100 Um, coach Stokes, I don't know if
01:19:01.060 she's still there or not, but she
01:19:02.340 like in the middle of the mat, we're
01:19:04.220 over there fucked up, dude.
01:19:05.880 And we, she's like, she looks at
01:19:07.820 me and she goes, I can smell you.
01:19:12.360 I'm like, holy shit, dude.
01:19:13.840 We must be a really bad.
01:19:15.320 Well, maybe it was that from
01:19:16.920 under cheese, you're nuts on that
01:19:18.620 bottle.
01:19:19.100 Every time he brings the flask,
01:19:20.180 she was talking about that.
01:19:21.280 She was, she was talking about
01:19:22.560 the alcohol.
01:19:23.220 We were getting pretty vocal too.
01:19:24.540 I mean, it was, we're like the
01:19:25.920 two guys, there's like seven
01:19:27.760 people.
01:19:28.260 No, there's like a hundred people
01:19:29.720 in the whole fucking place.
01:19:30.980 Yeah.
01:19:31.300 And we're the two guys sitting by
01:19:32.900 themselves in the empty stands
01:19:34.280 getting wasted, looking at all
01:19:36.000 the girls and just fucking, I
01:19:38.540 mean, listen, I got, we forgot
01:19:39.640 where the fuck I got a lot of
01:19:40.780 fucking stories that start with
01:19:42.000 that similar scene.
01:19:43.120 You know, it's like, I was just
01:19:45.220 two guys sitting there.
01:19:46.260 They're really fucking wasted and
01:19:47.400 looking at a lot of fucking
01:19:48.120 chicks.
01:19:49.600 Yeah.
01:19:50.160 Pretty much every other story I've
01:19:51.860 got.
01:19:52.160 If I wrote a book chapters one
01:19:53.900 through 15 would start like this.
01:19:55.440 No.
01:19:55.580 And then you just have like an
01:19:56.600 appendix for each insert every
01:19:58.360 story at the end.
01:19:59.120 All right.
01:19:59.280 How it followed.
01:19:59.920 Look, this every story I'm about
01:20:01.560 to tell you, it goes like this.
01:20:03.020 All right.
01:20:03.700 I started fucking drinking
01:20:05.300 after a couple hours.
01:20:07.640 I had drank quite a bit.
01:20:10.080 Then what happened was.
01:20:11.800 Well, what happened was.
01:20:13.520 And then fill in the rest.
01:20:14.900 Yeah.
01:20:15.180 Like, that's why I don't.
01:20:16.600 That's why, like, even though I
01:20:17.740 know alcohol is like a bad thing,
01:20:19.480 I don't like tell people not to
01:20:20.880 fucking drink.
01:20:21.780 You know, like I'm I.
01:20:23.720 You know how people get about
01:20:25.140 alcohol.
01:20:25.780 You should never fucking drink
01:20:26.920 or you should never do this.
01:20:27.840 Yeah, dude.
01:20:28.640 Those are motherfuckers that have
01:20:29.620 problems with it.
01:20:30.880 You know what I'm saying?
01:20:31.440 Like, if you enjoy alcohol like a
01:20:33.620 regular human, they would produce
01:20:34.720 some good stories for sure.
01:20:36.520 And maybe one day you could
01:20:37.480 turn those stories into a
01:20:38.440 fucking podcast.
01:20:39.680 But whenever you drink so much
01:20:42.300 that you get arrested
01:20:43.460 consistently, you know, maybe
01:20:45.820 we'll give you a pass on one
01:20:47.120 time.
01:20:47.800 But it's a consistent issue.
01:20:49.980 You're you're you're you know,
01:20:51.640 your wife leaves you.
01:20:52.820 You're beating your kids.
01:20:54.160 You're doing bad shit.
01:20:55.540 It's probably time to look in
01:20:57.480 the mirror.
01:20:57.920 Yeah.
01:20:58.260 Say maybe me and this alcohol
01:21:00.800 don't go very well together.
01:21:02.140 Speaking of the one time.
01:21:03.120 I mean, I've only been
01:21:04.360 arrested one time.
01:21:05.260 You've been arrested.
01:21:05.680 No, you've tried to get me
01:21:07.040 arrested.
01:21:07.760 I'll tell that story.
01:21:09.980 Do you know why?
01:21:10.860 Do you know why I didn't get
01:21:12.240 why I haven't been arrested?
01:21:13.660 Yeah, probably because I knew
01:21:14.580 the cop.
01:21:15.240 No, because I'm a better
01:21:17.020 salesman than you.
01:21:18.580 That's why.
01:21:20.660 It's true.
01:21:22.160 Jim said you're equal.
01:21:23.920 Did he?
01:21:24.420 Yeah.
01:21:24.880 And that.
01:21:26.140 That's interesting.
01:21:27.420 Yeah, it's interesting because
01:21:28.680 I'm like at least 10 to one.
01:21:30.580 Oh, there's a reason I got to go
01:21:32.860 negotiate all the deals.
01:21:33.960 No, it's because I don't want
01:21:35.180 to fucking I don't want to do
01:21:36.900 it.
01:21:37.040 I want you to learn to be
01:21:37.720 better.
01:21:38.320 Fuck that sold.
01:21:42.020 But do you remember that time
01:21:43.420 we were in Springfield?
01:21:44.440 I know you do because you set
01:21:45.620 this up.
01:21:46.040 Yeah.
01:21:46.180 Do you remember the time at
01:21:47.260 Union Road in Lindbergh?
01:21:48.220 I do.
01:21:48.620 I'm not telling that story.
01:21:50.040 I got that one on video.
01:21:50.740 So this time we're at a work
01:21:54.280 event, a CrossFit event in this
01:21:55.960 thing, and I went out.
01:21:57.820 That's actually when you used
01:21:58.380 to work.
01:21:59.500 Yeah.
01:22:00.120 I went out.
01:22:00.740 I think it was it was a holiday
01:22:01.740 weekend.
01:22:02.120 I think it was like Halloween or
01:22:03.240 something.
01:22:03.520 There was like homecoming for the
01:22:04.880 college campus that was around
01:22:06.200 the area.
01:22:07.300 And I'm like, fuck it.
01:22:08.420 Nobody else wants to go out.
01:22:09.340 I'll go out by myself.
01:22:10.560 And I knew a couple of people in
01:22:11.720 the area.
01:22:12.080 So I went to a house party, got
01:22:13.560 fucked up.
01:22:14.660 OK.
01:22:14.980 And so to backtrack this, this
01:22:16.160 is how every story.
01:22:19.080 This is what his book is like.
01:22:20.860 Oh, my God, dude.
01:22:22.480 Nobody fucking realize what the
01:22:25.060 fuck you were saying.
01:22:26.260 I'm OK with it.
01:22:27.140 I mean, literally this, bro.
01:22:28.820 And and and the number two for
01:22:30.680 you starts the exact same
01:22:32.180 fucking way, by the way.
01:22:34.400 Nobody will go out with me.
01:22:35.600 So I went out by myself.
01:22:36.640 I got fucking wasted.
01:22:38.920 I didn't know.
01:22:39.460 That's what happened.
01:22:40.440 Yeah.
01:22:40.780 So I wake up.
01:22:41.620 My phone's dead.
01:22:42.520 Yeah, I got to be.
01:22:43.340 I got to be.
01:22:44.880 At this fucking event at a
01:22:45.960 certain time.
01:22:46.480 And I don't know what fucking
01:22:47.280 time it is.
01:22:47.880 And by the way, I could smell
01:22:48.800 you.
01:22:49.180 Oh, man, I could smell me.
01:22:51.580 So I walk out of the house.
01:22:53.760 I have no idea where the fuck
01:22:54.880 I'm at because I took a cab
01:22:55.800 there the night before.
01:22:57.100 And I'm I know that Springfield
01:22:58.920 is kind of like a grid system.
01:23:00.040 So I'm like, OK, I'm just
01:23:00.960 going to walk this general
01:23:02.000 direction.
01:23:02.740 And hopefully I end up where
01:23:04.380 I'm supposed to be.
01:23:05.580 Let's paint this picture,
01:23:06.500 though.
01:23:06.760 Go ahead.
01:23:07.580 You are 30.
01:23:10.180 Yay.
01:23:10.700 Yeah, I was right now or when
01:23:12.660 it when it happened.
01:23:13.720 Yeah, I was probably like
01:23:14.320 twenty nine or thirty and
01:23:15.920 they are college students.
01:23:18.180 I don't discriminate.
01:23:21.300 So Tyler was in a college
01:23:23.880 house party.
01:23:24.700 Yeah.
01:23:24.960 And they're like, who's the
01:23:26.060 random old guy?
01:23:27.500 Because, dude, when you're in
01:23:28.700 college, 30 is an old
01:23:29.880 motherfucker, bro.
01:23:31.060 Those people in college right
01:23:32.400 now to me, they look 12.
01:23:33.920 Dude, I can't.
01:23:34.480 I mean, like, but somehow
01:23:36.460 I think I'm still the same
01:23:37.900 thing.
01:23:39.460 That's the truth.
01:23:40.380 What the fuck?
01:23:41.420 Like, I think I'm just as
01:23:42.600 cool, just as fast, bro.
01:23:44.060 I look at these young
01:23:44.960 motherfuckers in the back and
01:23:46.120 I'm like, yeah, I'm just like
01:23:47.100 them, dude.
01:23:47.780 I'm just like them.
01:23:48.580 I'm just older, but I'm not
01:23:49.760 older.
01:23:50.120 I think like them.
01:23:51.220 And I'm like, I'm really
01:23:53.040 confused on what's going on
01:23:54.160 when I look in the mirror
01:23:54.900 because my shit is turning
01:23:56.020 gray.
01:23:56.420 And I'm like, well, like,
01:23:58.100 it's really weird.
01:23:58.760 It's a weird thing.
01:23:59.460 No, it's not.
01:23:59.920 Because, I mean, I think it's
01:24:00.700 safe to say that you
01:24:01.600 definitely are delusional
01:24:02.700 because, I mean, you
01:24:03.800 about what?
01:24:04.440 Well, about, I mean,
01:24:05.400 maybe everything because
01:24:06.940 you said you were a
01:24:08.500 better.
01:24:08.640 Well, I'm open to your
01:24:09.360 opinion.
01:24:09.880 So you said, yeah, you
01:24:11.040 said a better salesperson
01:24:12.640 than me.
01:24:13.020 And then now you think
01:24:14.280 you're you're like them.
01:24:15.580 Well, OK, that's fair.
01:24:17.800 We're starting to see the
01:24:18.580 delusion come out.
01:24:19.520 Sure.
01:24:19.940 That's fine.
01:24:20.320 I'll take it.
01:24:21.440 Whenever I'll think about
01:24:22.840 it and process what you
01:24:23.600 say and I'll come back
01:24:24.500 and answer in a minute.
01:24:25.460 Can we go to dinner
01:24:26.000 together?
01:24:27.800 So I finally make it to
01:24:29.980 the event and I'm in the
01:24:31.560 clothes that was the
01:24:32.420 night before and I
01:24:34.840 start working.
01:24:35.560 Right.
01:24:35.900 And about a half an hour
01:24:37.060 into the day, a cop
01:24:39.080 comes to our booth and
01:24:40.820 he says, hey, can I talk
01:24:42.060 to you for a second?
01:24:43.140 Like, yeah, sure.
01:24:44.800 So go out in the lobby of
01:24:46.940 this convention center.
01:24:48.440 And he's like, what were
01:24:49.600 you doing last night?
01:24:50.700 I was like, I went out
01:24:51.700 had some fun.
01:24:52.340 Why?
01:24:53.160 He goes, well, there's a
01:24:54.680 video of you.
01:24:55.560 And I'm like, OK,
01:24:58.020 what was I doing?
01:24:59.900 And he goes, well, you
01:25:01.360 exposed yourself to some
01:25:02.780 younger underage girls.
01:25:04.580 And I'm like, no, that
01:25:06.480 didn't happen.
01:25:07.020 Like, I didn't black out
01:25:07.740 until like I hit the couch.
01:25:08.880 I know that for a fact.
01:25:10.500 I'm fairly certain that
01:25:11.780 didn't happen.
01:25:12.500 Yeah.
01:25:12.980 And he's like, yeah, it was
01:25:13.880 in it.
01:25:14.280 It was in an alleyway and
01:25:15.580 you were taking a leak and
01:25:18.040 you turned around after
01:25:18.840 these girls yelled at you
01:25:19.860 and you exposed yourself
01:25:21.660 and it's on video.
01:25:22.360 And I'm like, well, let me
01:25:23.180 see the video.
01:25:23.700 He goes, no, you're gonna
01:25:24.240 have to come down to the
01:25:24.840 station.
01:25:25.480 I'm like, well, you don't
01:25:27.200 have the video with you.
01:25:28.200 He goes, no, you're just
01:25:29.040 gonna have to come down.
01:25:29.700 And I'm like, what the
01:25:30.440 fuck is going on?
01:25:31.180 Like, that did not happen
01:25:32.340 at all.
01:25:33.320 And were you fucking
01:25:34.720 scared?
01:25:35.380 Dude, I was getting
01:25:36.040 nervous.
01:25:36.600 You were fucking
01:25:37.700 not going to lie.
01:25:38.720 But at the same time, I
01:25:39.520 was so skeptical of this.
01:25:40.800 I'm like, you got the
01:25:41.320 wrong fucking he did.
01:25:42.440 It was but he was at
01:25:43.480 first he had to train.
01:25:44.340 So I'm watching.
01:25:44.940 I set the cop up to go
01:25:45.840 fucking deploy the story
01:25:47.180 on him.
01:25:47.680 Were you just ruined the
01:25:48.280 story?
01:25:49.320 No, he didn't.
01:25:50.460 He was going to tell how
01:25:51.520 the fucking tell the
01:25:53.300 rest of the story there,
01:25:54.180 dude.
01:25:54.620 So I'm trying to remember
01:25:55.700 everything that happened
01:25:57.200 and he's still like
01:25:58.820 he's like, all right,
01:25:59.460 well, do you need to tell
01:26:00.360 somebody that you're going
01:26:01.000 to come to the station
01:26:02.220 with me?
01:26:02.520 And I'm like, there's no
01:26:03.640 fucking way.
01:26:04.500 And then all of a sudden
01:26:05.300 I just I I hear this
01:26:07.280 laugh that is very
01:26:08.780 familiar to me.
01:26:10.260 And it's fucking Sal
01:26:11.380 with like five of the
01:26:12.140 other guys.
01:26:12.740 They're videotaping me
01:26:13.780 from above.
01:26:15.960 Wait, we got this a
01:26:17.000 video?
01:26:17.680 I got it somewhere.
01:26:18.820 Oh, dude, I got to see
01:26:20.040 this shit.
01:26:20.560 Yeah, dude, it was we
01:26:21.400 got to post this on my
01:26:22.420 fucking Instagram.
01:26:23.200 I was a little nervous.
01:26:23.860 Oh, yeah.
01:26:24.360 No, I got another one of
01:26:25.520 Tyler on video, too.
01:26:26.740 Hey, motherfucker, I got
01:26:27.800 a couple of you.
01:26:28.360 Be careful.
01:26:29.080 I'm just saying.
01:26:29.980 We all got a few stories
01:26:32.960 in the black box.
01:26:34.220 There's a fucking code
01:26:35.300 right here, but we're
01:26:36.520 definitely going to share
01:26:37.240 your shit.
01:26:40.720 Oh, man.
01:26:42.200 So, dude, what?
01:26:43.960 Who was the dumb
01:26:44.860 motherfucker?
01:26:45.460 This lady, the lady
01:26:46.340 from Uganda who tried
01:26:47.300 to smuggle them.
01:26:48.380 That's that's the bottom
01:26:49.440 line, because if we got
01:26:51.240 to put this picture in
01:26:52.100 the fucking show notes,
01:26:53.020 dude, like this is a
01:26:54.280 full size human dummy
01:26:55.780 made of lipstick,
01:26:57.600 apparently.
01:26:58.800 And she's not even
01:27:00.220 having it in a back.
01:27:01.700 It's not even in like
01:27:02.560 a backpack.
01:27:03.340 She's like giving a
01:27:04.120 piggyback ride through
01:27:05.160 the fucking airport.
01:27:06.220 It's in a onesie.
01:27:07.080 Yeah, but like an
01:27:07.860 adult ones.
01:27:08.620 No, but she's holding
01:27:09.400 it like it's a piggyback,
01:27:10.680 like it's got its arms
01:27:11.500 around.
01:27:11.820 It doesn't even have a
01:27:12.580 head.
01:27:12.880 There's no head.
01:27:15.200 I couldn't.
01:27:16.260 There was the head.
01:27:17.400 No, I'm looking at it.
01:27:18.520 I couldn't even tell
01:27:19.920 there was the head
01:27:20.560 because it was so big.
01:27:21.820 I was like, no,
01:27:23.000 there's literally a
01:27:23.580 plastic bag hanging
01:27:25.220 out of the neck hole
01:27:26.900 where the head should
01:27:27.840 be.
01:27:28.880 What the fuck, dude?
01:27:30.640 That's why she's the
01:27:31.640 dumbest motherfucker
01:27:32.360 of all the way in
01:27:32.980 today.
01:27:33.980 Cocaine's a hell of a
01:27:34.700 drug.
01:27:35.100 Yeah.
01:27:35.440 Where do we send the
01:27:36.680 and why is she smuggling
01:27:38.080 cosmetics?
01:27:39.100 I don't know.
01:27:40.060 Where do we?
01:27:40.820 What do I not know?
01:27:41.840 I don't know.
01:27:42.940 Maybe.
01:27:43.480 What do I not know?
01:27:44.240 I don't know.
01:27:45.060 You're you're you know
01:27:46.060 the cosmetic world.
01:27:47.280 What do I not know?
01:27:48.120 They have some illegal
01:27:48.960 ingredients in them that
01:27:50.000 are banned from that
01:27:50.680 country.
01:27:51.060 So maybe that on the
01:27:52.020 black.
01:27:52.360 Oh, yeah.
01:27:52.600 It could be like like
01:27:53.860 some crazy shit like
01:27:54.920 rhinoceros something or
01:27:56.480 you know what I'm saying?
01:27:57.240 That's what poachers do,
01:27:58.560 man.
01:27:59.080 And then they make
01:27:59.620 products that are
01:28:00.580 completely fucking useless
01:28:01.940 out of animal parts
01:28:03.600 that and say it's this
01:28:05.720 magic shit and that
01:28:06.700 fucking these animals
01:28:07.680 go extinct because of
01:28:08.640 that.
01:28:09.080 Oh, that just reminds me
01:28:10.260 to one of the saddest
01:28:11.200 things that humans do is
01:28:13.000 they fucking defend sharks
01:28:14.840 for a soup like then
01:28:17.260 they will literally just
01:28:18.040 I've never seen that.
01:28:18.920 Dude, are you serious?
01:28:19.820 That's fucking it's
01:28:20.640 dude.
01:28:21.040 They will cut it off at
01:28:22.340 the boat when they catch
01:28:23.640 it and they'll just let it
01:28:24.500 drown.
01:28:25.760 No way.
01:28:26.320 It's fucking horrible.
01:28:27.240 It's I think it's
01:28:28.220 extremely popular in Japan.
01:28:29.740 Yeah.
01:28:30.560 Fuck.
01:28:31.180 It's hard to watch.
01:28:32.120 Actually, humans are
01:28:32.800 pieces of shit.
01:28:33.820 Well, you realize that.
01:28:34.640 But I mean, but think
01:28:35.460 about that.
01:28:35.800 Like go back to raising
01:28:36.660 your kids of culture.
01:28:37.520 That's how you're raising.
01:28:38.180 That's normal.
01:28:38.600 That's how you get your
01:28:39.100 soup.
01:28:39.380 Like, that's what you do.
01:28:40.640 I get it, dude.
01:28:41.460 I mean, like, dude,
01:28:42.080 that's like the hunting
01:28:42.940 thing, right?
01:28:43.560 Like, I understand why
01:28:44.880 people go like deer
01:28:45.740 hunting and eat the deer.
01:28:47.380 I do not agree with nor
01:28:48.780 understand like the trophy
01:28:50.040 hunting of like lions,
01:28:51.800 Africa and animals.
01:28:53.140 And with deer, you're
01:28:53.800 I don't.
01:28:54.520 That's fucking pointless.
01:28:55.640 That's population control.
01:28:56.940 Maybe.
01:28:57.360 I don't understand the
01:28:58.080 whole thing.
01:28:58.540 Like, I know that it's
01:29:00.160 the biggest conservation
01:29:01.260 and all this shit.
01:29:02.180 I'm saying from a moral
01:29:03.180 standpoint, if you're just
01:29:05.100 shooting something so that
01:29:06.640 you can put it on your
01:29:07.980 wall, I respect life to a
01:29:10.860 point where I don't think
01:29:11.740 that's a good reason to
01:29:13.300 kill things.
01:29:14.280 Now, if you're going to
01:29:16.220 shoot a deer and you're
01:29:17.640 going to make fucking
01:29:19.840 meat and you're going to
01:29:20.740 consume it, I understand
01:29:21.920 the whole process.
01:29:22.720 I respect that.
01:29:23.780 I actually think that's
01:29:25.140 pretty cool because there's
01:29:26.080 still people out there that
01:29:26.980 want to live on the land
01:29:28.040 help conserve the animals
01:29:30.320 and what people don't
01:29:31.540 realize is that like all
01:29:32.500 the firearms and the
01:29:33.560 bows and arrows and all
01:29:35.360 these things, they get
01:29:36.060 taxed so that the
01:29:38.220 conservation is taken care
01:29:39.560 of of these animals.
01:29:40.500 So hunters actually pay for
01:29:41.600 the conservation here in
01:29:42.980 America.
01:29:43.720 Now, I respect that.
01:29:45.800 I think that's fucking
01:29:46.580 great.
01:29:47.220 And you know what?
01:29:48.460 It's hell of a lot more
01:29:49.440 humane than a lot of the
01:29:50.460 fucking way that these
01:29:51.380 these animals are
01:29:52.100 processed in farms.
01:29:54.060 So, you know, and I'm not
01:29:55.740 a vegan.
01:29:56.100 I'm not fucking pro vegan
01:29:57.320 or anything like that.
01:29:58.380 I'm just saying like there's
01:30:00.400 a big difference between just
01:30:01.600 killing shit to kill shit and
01:30:03.560 killing shit, you know,
01:30:05.340 because it's going to
01:30:06.400 provide.
01:30:07.080 Yeah.
01:30:07.220 And not to mention like you
01:30:08.200 when you take deer, for
01:30:10.340 instance, like that's
01:30:11.300 literally done out of
01:30:12.100 population control and it
01:30:13.080 saves lives because that
01:30:14.100 all correct.
01:30:15.040 I mean, you're a hunter,
01:30:15.700 right here?
01:30:16.340 Come over here and get on
01:30:17.060 the mic.
01:30:17.660 So I got my buddy Alex here
01:30:19.180 who is an avid hunter and
01:30:20.340 he's kind of sitting on the
01:30:21.160 side.
01:30:21.660 Part of our security detail.
01:30:23.080 So, I mean, is that all
01:30:25.100 correct?
01:30:25.420 What you said?
01:30:25.960 It's pretty close.
01:30:26.940 Yeah.
01:30:27.080 The way Missouri is actually
01:30:28.260 there's a there's a lot of
01:30:30.000 money that goes into.
01:30:31.540 Do I need to move?
01:30:32.560 No.
01:30:33.180 Okay.
01:30:34.340 So, yeah, that's pretty close.
01:30:35.860 Actually, a lot of money that
01:30:37.300 Missouri brings in goes to the
01:30:39.380 conservation department to
01:30:41.320 help provide for that in the
01:30:43.200 conservation of animals.
01:30:44.140 What you brought up earlier
01:30:45.100 about that saving lives,
01:30:46.360 that's actually coming from
01:30:47.700 overpopulation issues that
01:30:49.220 you'll find.
01:30:49.700 So, for instance, you
01:30:51.100 bringing up deer earlier.
01:30:52.660 If the deer population gets
01:30:54.420 too big, then they're going
01:30:56.240 to eat food that the rabbits
01:30:57.420 will no longer be able to
01:30:58.480 eat.
01:30:58.840 And now you have an issue
01:30:59.740 with losing the amount of
01:31:01.020 rabbits.
01:31:01.580 So being able to maintain
01:31:04.120 that level at a safe level
01:31:05.680 for everybody is one of the
01:31:06.960 best ways to go.
01:31:07.660 Plus you got more deer
01:31:08.360 jumping across the street and
01:31:09.940 fucking running in the cars.
01:31:11.640 But it comes from hunters.
01:31:13.160 Yes.
01:31:13.620 That's where that whole thing
01:31:14.680 comes from is being able to
01:31:15.880 do that.
01:31:16.420 And that's a big part of
01:31:18.440 being able to maintain that
01:31:19.880 baseline.
01:31:21.080 Well, there you go, man.
01:31:22.160 Thanks, brother.
01:31:23.260 That's I mean, this is a guy
01:31:24.540 who lives this stuff.
01:31:25.400 So while I don't hunt, you
01:31:27.640 know, I'll take some deer
01:31:28.740 saucers, bro.
01:31:29.740 Yeah.
01:31:31.060 I mean, be careful.
01:31:32.360 Last time I put that on my
01:31:33.240 Instagram story, man, we had
01:31:34.340 about 400 pounds show up here
01:31:35.780 to HQ.
01:31:36.320 Oh, yeah.
01:31:36.920 Don't say everybody.
01:31:37.640 Don't say listen, guys, for
01:31:39.720 real.
01:31:40.520 Like, you don't have to send
01:31:41.460 me anything like people say
01:31:42.640 if you want to send something,
01:31:43.700 send a letter or card or
01:31:44.900 something like I get so many
01:31:46.400 like these gifts from
01:31:48.380 people.
01:31:49.100 They want to show
01:31:49.920 appreciation, especially for
01:31:51.480 the MFCEO project.
01:31:53.080 Guys, that's not why I do
01:31:54.440 this, man.
01:31:55.100 Like, if you want to don't
01:31:56.640 spend your money on me, you
01:31:58.160 know, send up if you want to
01:31:59.220 send something, send a letter
01:32:00.200 or card.
01:32:00.820 It's much more meaningful.
01:32:02.040 It's just I just want to say
01:32:03.400 that because we get too much
01:32:05.040 shit here.
01:32:05.580 That's the truth.
01:32:07.880 But yeah, man, that's the
01:32:09.620 show, guys.
01:32:11.160 Look, we talked about a lot of
01:32:12.440 different things.
01:32:13.080 If, you know, you learn
01:32:14.380 something, if you got some
01:32:15.780 laughs out of it, if it was
01:32:16.940 something that made you think
01:32:18.120 maybe a little bit differently
01:32:19.060 you think people could learn
01:32:20.040 from, spread the word, help us
01:32:21.920 grow the show.
01:32:22.640 You know, this is something
01:32:23.320 that we do.
01:32:24.380 And there's a point to this
01:32:25.600 show, a bigger picture to this
01:32:27.140 show.
01:32:27.700 And the big picture really,
01:32:29.140 man, is like to help bring
01:32:30.820 some realistic viewpoints and
01:32:33.580 thoughts into the forefront
01:32:35.360 because we live in a society
01:32:36.660 right now that isn't very open
01:32:38.320 to hearing other people's
01:32:39.920 points of view.
01:32:40.580 And it causes a lot of
01:32:41.740 division and a lot of
01:32:42.940 problems for all of us.
01:32:43.880 And I think the world would
01:32:44.520 be a better place if all of
01:32:46.300 us could take a minute to
01:32:48.060 understand where their other
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