REAL AF with Andy Frisella - February 26, 2020


6. The Key To Life Boils Down To This Basic Principle


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In this episode of The Realists, the boys are joined by special guest MC Salmon to discuss a variety of topics, including the movie Rambo: Last Man in the World, and the difference between rollerblading and rollerbiking.

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00:00:00.000 Hey what's up guys, this is Andy and this is the show for the realists.
00:00:17.740 Say goodbye to the lies, delusions, and fakeness of modern society and welcome to motherfucking
00:00:23.100 reality.
00:00:23.720 Today we have episode 9 and it's a full length episode.
00:00:28.020 I know you guys are excited about that because you've been extremely excited about the show
00:00:33.400 and giving us amazing reviews and we really, really appreciate it.
00:00:36.720 I'm glad you guys are enjoying it because we are definitely enjoying making it.
00:00:42.240 I can't remember a time I was this happy making any sort of content.
00:00:46.760 Really because it's who we are and it's what we're about and it's what we think.
00:00:50.100 It's not tied to one specific category like we were with the previous podcast, the MFCEO
00:00:56.040 project for you guys that don't know, was number one podcast in business for 24 months
00:01:02.280 straight or what is it, 12, 14 months straight?
00:01:04.300 Long fucking time.
00:01:05.580 Anyway, today we have a little bit different lineup.
00:01:11.380 The pastor of disaster is, got the day off.
00:01:16.640 He is in Kansas doing Kansas things.
00:01:19.520 I think I saw on his Instagram, he went and saw Little Women last night and he said that
00:01:25.020 it was terrible and I was shocked.
00:01:28.100 That's all I got to say because I was shocked to learn that a movie called Little Women based
00:01:33.160 in the 1860s is fucking bad. 0.77
00:01:36.520 I don't know about everybody else, but I was sure let down by Vaughn.
00:01:41.160 He even said that like Rambo 47 was better than that movie.
00:01:45.420 So, you know, it must have been really fucking bad.
00:01:49.820 So, because my man Vaughn is not here right now, we are sitting in his spot, MC Salmon.
00:01:58.700 What up, what up?
00:01:59.860 The Kung Fu Kid.
00:02:02.000 I don't know.
00:02:02.660 I got to come up with some kind of fucking name for you, bro.
00:02:04.780 What is it?
00:02:05.520 I don't know, but that ain't it.
00:02:07.440 The gender fluid, ambiguously gay co-host.
00:02:12.960 Like, what the fuck are you?
00:02:15.580 That'll work.
00:02:16.280 Let's go with that.
00:02:18.100 One thing about Tyler, he never argues with it.
00:02:20.260 Yeah, he does it.
00:02:21.000 Just takes it.
00:02:22.120 Tyler's my man.
00:02:23.040 You guys know how it goes around here.
00:02:24.720 If we really love you, you get made fun of.
00:02:27.280 That's just the way we go.
00:02:28.280 And we got my bro.
00:02:31.380 I don't know what his name will be, but.
00:02:33.820 I'm the third baseman.
00:02:34.780 Yeah, he's here.
00:02:35.480 He's the third baseman.
00:02:36.500 So, on the hot corner, that's where we're going to start calling it the hot corner.
00:02:39.860 You made it to third base a couple times, I think.
00:02:41.600 A couple times.
00:02:42.600 Oh, yeah, with himself.
00:02:44.020 Well, third base is a nice place to be with me.
00:02:47.620 A lot of people wish they got to my third base.
00:02:49.780 You know what I'm saying, Tyler?
00:02:50.500 Probably you.
00:02:51.340 Oh.
00:02:53.980 Oh, man.
00:02:54.780 We were discussing before we got on the air some of the negotiation tactics that Sal likes
00:03:03.680 to use with the company that is building our new headquarters.
00:03:07.160 He really likes to do it very subtly and gracefully.
00:03:11.960 And he was teaching me how to be a better negotiator before.
00:03:15.900 And before we came on the show, I was also learning or explaining that there is a huge difference
00:03:22.940 between rollerblading and roller skating.
00:03:25.540 Big difference.
00:03:26.380 Huge difference.
00:03:27.180 Okay.
00:03:27.520 You could go out and rollerblade, and it is pretty bad.
00:03:32.540 If you go out and roller skate, that's like having fucking streamers on the handlebars
00:03:37.340 of your fucking big wheel, dude. 0.99
00:03:39.080 I mean, it is bad.
00:03:41.680 Dude, you know, they don't have big wheels anymore.
00:03:43.720 What's wrong with streamers?
00:03:44.500 Bullshit.
00:03:44.940 They got them for adults.
00:03:45.900 I've seen them.
00:03:46.400 I know, but like kids don't ride like, you know, like when I go to look for Christmas
00:03:50.440 or anything like that, they don't, they don't have big wheels.
00:03:53.860 What?
00:03:54.560 I swear.
00:03:55.040 Like, I mean, they might make them, but they're definitely not out.
00:03:57.460 Like they don't, they're not at Walmart or Target or anything.
00:03:59.360 They're not the hot thing?
00:04:00.260 No.
00:04:00.820 That's crazy, dude.
00:04:01.580 You just said big wheels, and I thought, man, that would be fucking fun.
00:04:04.980 Dude, they make the adult.
00:04:06.000 We got one.
00:04:06.660 No, I know, but I'm saying like for the kids, like it's, you know, listen, it's a good coordination
00:04:10.460 exercise, man, because it's not like, it's different than a bike because you don't have
00:04:13.760 to balance, but you still get the pedal.
00:04:15.000 You know what?
00:04:15.460 It teaches you how to like come out of an accident.
00:04:18.200 You know what I'm saying?
00:04:18.680 How to correct.
00:04:19.540 Well, so this is cool.
00:04:21.040 This is a proud moment.
00:04:21.780 You'll appreciate this.
00:04:22.880 So Enzo's learning the power slide.
00:04:25.720 So in his little gator, he stands on the gas, and he lets off the gas so the ass end locks up,
00:04:30.760 and he turns the wheel so it slides out, and he thinks it's off.
00:04:32.840 Does he start laughing?
00:04:33.480 Yeah, he loves it.
00:04:33.860 I bet he does.
00:04:34.540 That's awesome, man.
00:04:36.340 So, dude, what do we got to talk about today?
00:04:38.460 I know there's lots of things going on in the news this week.
00:04:42.060 Yeah, I mean, speaking of nostalgia and things from our past, did you hear that Mark Paul
00:04:47.200 Gosselaar, who played Zach Morris in Saved by the Bell, they're doing, you know, a reboot
00:04:52.420 of that show?
00:04:53.700 Why?
00:04:55.260 Fuck, I don't know.
00:04:56.220 Because I guess the fans want it.
00:04:58.100 People are going to watch that?
00:04:59.160 I guess.
00:04:59.760 I'm not going to lie.
00:05:00.400 I watched a lot of Saved by the Bell.
00:05:01.700 I did, too, but, I mean, that was different.
00:05:03.640 Not with the same characters, though.
00:05:05.040 You're talking about, like, they're rebooting it, like, with kids.
00:05:06.620 Oh, like, he's going to be, like.
00:05:07.700 No, he's in a reprising role.
00:05:09.660 So he's going to, like, what, be like an old man and come back to high school and be 0.99
00:05:12.800 cool again?
00:05:13.820 Hey, he's going to be the guy who's, like.
00:05:16.780 No, what's the principal's name?
00:05:17.820 Principal Skinner or something?
00:05:18.980 Principal.
00:05:19.480 Yeah, I think that's his name.
00:05:20.280 Yeah.
00:05:20.560 Yeah.
00:05:20.940 Dude, how much tail do you think Zach got back in that day?
00:05:23.320 All of it.
00:05:23.900 A lot.
00:05:24.540 All of it.
00:05:24.940 Man, he must have slayed some.
00:05:26.000 Him and Matthew McConaughey probably been 50-50.
00:05:30.060 No, no, no.
00:05:30.780 Dude, Matthew McConaughey definitely gets way more ass than fucking Zach Paul Gossier or
00:05:36.400 whatever the fuck.
00:05:37.200 Zach Morris.
00:05:38.020 Who gets, I mean, okay, so you got, let's see, who's pulling the most tail top to bottom?
00:05:43.440 Dude.
00:05:44.040 Brad Pitt.
00:05:44.880 Oh, no.
00:05:45.500 Dude, I would say McConaughey.
00:05:47.280 Like, you better not ever invite that motherfucker to your house. 1.00
00:05:49.820 I say Leonardo DiCaprio.
00:05:51.200 No.
00:05:51.900 Matthew McConaughey.
00:05:52.760 And Leonardo might have his little fans, and Brad Pitt might have his fans, but all
00:05:59.100 those fans are also Matthew McConaughey fans.
00:06:02.540 He's Mr. Steal, your girl.
00:06:03.660 That's right.
00:06:04.240 Yeah, and you're okay with it, though.
00:06:05.360 Like, dude, I would be friends with that motherfucker, and we could hang out all the
00:06:08.840 time.
00:06:09.080 You ain't ever coming to my house.
00:06:10.560 It's never happening, dude.
00:06:11.700 Well, you would automatically be Wiener cousins.
00:06:14.060 Or I'd be okay with it, and I'd just say, and I would give him a high five.
00:06:17.160 I'd be like, yo!
00:06:17.520 Hey, man, like, eh.
00:06:19.780 I mean, there's a couple.
00:06:20.600 I mean, let's think.
00:06:21.240 There's a couple guys like that.
00:06:22.300 You got McConaughey.
00:06:23.220 The Rock.
00:06:23.780 The Rock.
00:06:24.260 Brad Pitt's in that category.
00:06:25.560 I mean, I watched Fight Club last night.
00:06:27.340 I mean, he's a good-looking dude, man.
00:06:28.760 Brad Pitt.
00:06:30.460 I'm not saying he ain't good-looking.
00:06:31.880 I'm just saying I don't see the...
00:06:34.180 I mean, dude, The Rock's got swag.
00:06:36.440 Fucking McConaughey.
00:06:37.940 That dude's got swag.
00:06:38.100 He's got super swag.
00:06:39.060 Yeah.
00:06:39.860 I even watch his chick flicks, like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
00:06:42.460 Yeah.
00:06:42.700 I'm like, you know what?
00:06:43.460 It's a great fucking movie.
00:06:44.680 It's a good movie, but he makes it good.
00:06:47.100 Anyway, dude, I wish I...
00:06:48.780 The new Lincoln's all right.
00:06:49.860 You know, I used to make fun of him, like, dude, Lincoln?
00:06:52.320 Like, he's fucking pimping Lincoln.
00:06:53.480 No, he made him cool.
00:06:54.580 Dude, the new Lincoln's are nice.
00:06:56.700 That's how cool works.
00:06:58.180 That's how cool works.
00:06:58.680 I'm fucking well aware, man.
00:06:59.680 No, you're not.
00:07:00.280 Yeah, because I'm the cool and you're my brother.
00:07:02.360 Listen, I make this logo cool.
00:07:03.780 So you're well aware of how the fuck it works.
00:07:05.920 I make this logo cool.
00:07:07.760 Yeah.
00:07:07.940 Dude, what other...
00:07:09.520 Were you like me when you came home from high school?
00:07:11.480 Tyler, we're nothing like you.
00:07:12.760 Fuck off.
00:07:13.060 You came home from elementary and you had, like, that two- or three-hour period to where
00:07:17.680 you were watching probably TV until you went outside and played or something.
00:07:20.740 What are some of those shows that you watched besides Save by the Bell?
00:07:23.400 Dude, I used to like Double Dare.
00:07:25.460 You remember Double Dare?
00:07:26.200 Yeah, the game show.
00:07:27.100 That game show where the kids would run through and they would get, like, slime dumped on their
00:07:32.100 heads and shit.
00:07:33.220 Fuck, I don't think I ever watched that.
00:07:34.420 Yeah, because you're probably not...
00:07:35.520 It's probably not old enough, bro.
00:07:36.920 I'm older than you.
00:07:37.800 Well, you're six years older than me, so yeah.
00:07:39.720 I'll tell you what we used to watch the shit out of is some American Gladiators.
00:07:42.860 Oh, fuck yeah.
00:07:43.540 We watched the shit out of American Gladiators.
00:07:45.880 We watched an MTV, too.
00:07:47.500 Dude, they did a reboot of American Gladiators.
00:07:49.000 MTV was, like, real MTV.
00:07:51.560 What shows, you mean?
00:07:52.700 No, like, MTV...
00:07:53.420 Before it was shows, it was, like, videos.
00:07:55.260 You know what I mean?
00:07:55.660 There was, like, actual videos.
00:07:57.660 You know what's weird to think about?
00:07:59.720 Well, we didn't have cable, though.
00:08:00.760 That's something, too.
00:08:01.420 We didn't have cable until we were live.
00:08:02.420 Yeah, I didn't have cable.
00:08:03.240 Like, sixth grade, seventh grade.
00:08:04.040 Dude, think about how...
00:08:06.000 This is actually something I never really thought about, ever.
00:08:09.720 When I'm sitting here thinking about that show, like, there was always, like, a lesson
00:08:13.760 to learn in that show.
00:08:15.020 You know?
00:08:15.360 Like, if you watched Saved by the Bell, it wasn't just, like, a...
00:08:18.160 There was, like, a lesson in the show.
00:08:19.800 You know what I'm saying?
00:08:20.440 And, like, if you think about all those shows that we grew up with, there was always, like,
00:08:24.540 you know, like, family ties and this and that.
00:08:27.780 Like, uh...
00:08:28.960 What's the one with the Olsen twins?
00:08:29.800 Who's the boss?
00:08:30.860 Yeah.
00:08:31.240 You know?
00:08:31.600 Dude, who's the boss?
00:08:32.320 Yeah.
00:08:32.600 Cheers.
00:08:33.400 Yeah.
00:08:33.720 Dude, but there was always a lesson in the themes of those shows.
00:08:36.660 If you watch every one of those shows...
00:08:38.340 Night Court.
00:08:38.720 There was a lesson, right?
00:08:40.640 Night Court.
00:08:41.280 It might be funny.
00:08:42.420 It might be this.
00:08:43.220 But, like, dude, now these kids...
00:08:44.860 Like, the kids coming up, they don't have that shit.
00:08:46.580 You know what they got?
00:08:47.240 They got fucking reality TV of crazy motherfuckers going crazy all the time. 1.00
00:08:52.700 Like, you know, how MTV started it with the real world.
00:08:56.240 Like, so we have all this drama.
00:08:58.680 Right.
00:08:59.060 Man, I wonder how that correlates into, like, society in the big picture.
00:09:03.880 You know what I'm saying?
00:09:04.220 Well, I'm going to tell you right now.
00:09:05.000 I mean, you see it, like...
00:09:06.100 I mean, fuck kids.
00:09:07.380 It has nothing to do with kids.
00:09:08.620 I mean, look at...
00:09:09.220 You know, you watch The Real Housewives of Orange Counties, and then... 0.74
00:09:11.680 No, that's what I'm saying.
00:09:12.120 People think it's normal...
00:09:13.520 No, I...
00:09:14.060 ...to act like that.
00:09:15.140 That's what so-and-so does.
00:09:16.760 Yeah, well, so-and-so's...
00:09:18.000 I mean, that's not fucking normal.
00:09:19.440 I know, but because...
00:09:20.720 Like, where are the shows out there, like, the ones that we grew up with, where they
00:09:25.080 had, like, a lesson in every episode?
00:09:26.800 It's just...
00:09:27.100 They don't really do sitcoms anymore, though, do they?
00:09:28.800 Well, I mean, they do, but nobody fucking watches them.
00:09:31.100 I don't know.
00:09:31.340 You remember Home Improvement?
00:09:32.440 Yeah.
00:09:32.880 Fuck yeah, Tim Allen.
00:09:33.740 I tell you, you know, I got a...
00:09:35.320 You know, Tim Allen was the original owner of one of my cars.
00:09:38.300 Yeah, the Ford GT.
00:09:38.980 Yeah, my 2005 black Ford GT.
00:09:40.900 Fuck, I didn't know that.
00:09:41.540 Yeah, he wrote his name underneath the hood.
00:09:44.200 Yeah.
00:09:45.040 Two places.
00:09:45.840 He fucking signed it.
00:09:47.020 I didn't ask him to sign it.
00:09:47.940 That motherfucker came signed, just so you know.
00:09:51.160 But it is bullshit.
00:09:52.480 Yeah, come on, man.
00:09:53.340 He's like, Tim, Tim.
00:09:55.040 I'll tell you what, that's a funny motherfucker.
00:09:56.400 I fucking did look over the fence and I said, hey, bro, can you fucking sign this?
00:10:00.280 What's the guy on the other side of the fence?
00:10:01.900 Wilson.
00:10:02.420 Yeah.
00:10:02.800 Never showed his mouth.
00:10:05.940 All right, awkward silence.
00:10:07.320 We were all taking drinks of water.
00:10:07.900 We were both drinking.
00:10:10.740 Dude, I don't know, man.
00:10:12.040 Do you guys think that fucking affects the way people are acting?
00:10:15.660 Yeah.
00:10:15.860 Because it's kind of weird, man.
00:10:16.880 Like, there used to be, I don't know, a code of ethics, it seems, like, in society.
00:10:23.920 And now it's just like, like, dude, I was talking to one of my buddies today who brought
00:10:28.460 up a point that I thought was really relevant.
00:10:32.980 You know, we have these, we have all these movements, right?
00:10:35.940 We have these, like, the Me Too movement.
00:10:39.260 We've got the vegan movement.
00:10:41.060 We've got all these movements about everything.
00:10:43.080 And, you know, there's things that happen to men all the time that nobody ever fucking
00:10:51.740 talks about.
00:10:52.700 And he was telling me about some of this shit.
00:10:56.480 For example, he was telling, I'm not going to name his name.
00:11:00.500 He was telling me how his fiance would punch and kick and throw shit at him and physically
00:11:08.440 attack him, right?
00:11:11.000 And he posted about it.
00:11:12.520 And he said he got, like, thousands of DMs from other men saying, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:17.720 Well, where is the movement for, like, domestic violence the other way?
00:11:25.340 Because, I mean, dude, if we could fucking bring awareness to, like, because I could tell
00:11:29.300 you for sure that's happened to me before.
00:11:30.660 Oh, I know it has.
00:11:33.000 Yeah.
00:11:33.380 Yes, that's right.
00:11:34.500 Yeah.
00:11:35.340 You've seen it.
00:11:36.200 Yeah.
00:11:36.720 Twice, actually.
00:11:37.680 Yeah.
00:11:38.020 And not with my wife.
00:11:39.880 No, no, right.
00:11:40.500 And I'm not going to say who it was or wasn't, but I've been in relationships that were like
00:11:44.100 that, where somebody would get a couple drinks and they would fucking attack me physically. 0.87
00:11:49.880 It would start out verbally and then it would go physical.
00:11:52.500 And I'm big, dude.
00:11:53.320 I'm 6'1", 270 fucking pounds.
00:11:56.060 All right?
00:11:58.320 What do you do?
00:12:00.660 You wear it.
00:12:01.780 But that's what's expected to wear it, right?
00:12:04.560 Like, that's what you're told because this guy, I was talking to this guy and he was telling
00:12:08.940 me how he was embarrassed to bring it up because the reason he was embarrassed is because every
00:12:15.960 other guy has had it happen to him and we've just had to wear it so he feels like a fucking 0.99
00:12:20.460 pussy. 1.00
00:12:21.620 And I'm like, well, dude, this brings up an interesting discussion point.
00:12:25.460 Well, I think the first question that goes through a lot of people's mind is what did you
00:12:28.280 do to instigate the girl?
00:12:29.640 Like, that's how society is wired.
00:12:31.540 Yeah, but it works both ways.
00:12:33.320 That's what I'm saying.
00:12:34.580 So at what point, and I could tell you for sure, for sure, there is a huge difference in
00:12:40.740 our society between a man hitting a woman and a woman hitting a man.
00:12:44.700 It is socially acceptable for a woman to hit a man in a lot of places. 1.00
00:12:49.720 Dude, that's just the culture of America.
00:12:51.740 People will say, oh, no, it's not acceptable.
00:12:54.340 No, that's never okay.
00:12:56.120 And I agree.
00:12:57.020 It's never okay.
00:12:58.400 But there is a large segment of our culture that thinks there is a big difference between
00:13:04.100 a man hitting a woman and a woman hitting a man.
00:13:06.840 And I actually don't think there is.
00:13:08.620 I don't feel like there is.
00:13:10.600 I feel like there is no difference because I've been in a relationship and a lot of women 1.00
00:13:15.560 are like, well, what do you mean there's no difference?
00:13:17.900 You're this and this and this and this.
00:13:19.120 You're 200 and she's 120. 0.59
00:13:20.980 Yeah.
00:13:21.720 That's why you shouldn't hit a man.
00:13:23.660 That's the truth.
00:13:24.580 And I'm not advocating violence of any means.
00:13:27.080 There shouldn't be a hand raised to anyone.
00:13:29.960 But what if we brought more attention to this not being acceptable?
00:13:34.060 What would it do for the domestic violence that's happening out there?
00:13:37.500 I guarantee it's going to lower the rate.
00:13:39.560 But you don't see a bunch of dudes out there banding together saying, yeah, that happened
00:13:44.000 to me, too, because they're afraid of getting their man card taken away.
00:13:47.160 That's right.
00:13:47.600 And like, dude, that's not right either.
00:13:49.100 So what is what's the solution here, activists, all you fucking activists out there?
00:13:55.080 Why don't you go figure out a fucking solution for this and stop some of these crazy people
00:13:59.380 from attacking men?
00:14:00.640 And maybe there won't be as many retaliations or fistfights or things or women hurt because
00:14:05.760 guess what?
00:14:06.740 Men are much more powerful than women and men can hurt women easier than women can hurt 0.98
00:14:11.400 men.
00:14:12.000 But I'm going to tell you this.
00:14:13.280 Getting punched in the face by 130 pound woman is really not that different than getting punched 1.00
00:14:18.460 in the face by a fucking 200 pound man. 0.99
00:14:20.600 It might hurt a little bit less, but it's going to fucking create a bad scenario the same.
00:14:26.040 Yeah.
00:14:26.220 I mean, I mean, I think the lesson.
00:14:27.640 How do you fix it?
00:14:28.560 I think that then you get to start having the conversation that violence is not that
00:14:32.460 answer.
00:14:33.100 Well, I think in any situation, I think some of these women who are speaking up should 0.79
00:14:37.320 probably speak up to other women about not doing that shit. 1.00
00:14:40.320 Yeah.
00:14:40.520 Like, it doesn't really matter if you guys are in a verbal argument, what someone says
00:14:45.100 to you, there's no reason to go attack them.
00:14:47.520 You know what I'm saying?
00:14:48.500 Yeah.
00:14:48.760 Now, if someone attacks you, you have the right to defend yourself.
00:14:51.780 But at what point is it okay?
00:14:55.400 Because I know for men, it's never okay.
00:14:57.500 Like, it's never okay to escalate from words to physical actions.
00:15:01.480 It never has been.
00:15:02.740 And most men listening have never laid a hand on a woman.
00:15:05.960 And that's great.
00:15:06.720 They shouldn't ever make no mistake about what the fuck I'm saying.
00:15:11.040 What I'm saying is it's not okay for women to do the same thing back and first, and then 1.00
00:15:16.380 just expect men to take it. 0.96
00:15:17.740 Because as I was talking to this dude, he was telling me how fucking like embarrassed
00:15:22.900 he felt of this and he didn't know how to, how to say it.
00:15:26.120 So what do you think the solution is for this?
00:15:28.260 Like, you know, I don't think it's okay for fucking women to be punching men under 1.00
00:15:33.980 any circumstance.
00:15:34.900 I mean, I look at it this way, man.
00:15:36.020 Like, I think if, if I were in that situation, if somebody who's listening, who's been in
00:15:40.680 that situation, if you're in a relationship like that, I would say it's time to exit that
00:15:44.980 relationship.
00:15:45.120 I agree.
00:15:45.940 You know, a hundred percent, because what's going to happen to you is one plus one is 0.64
00:15:49.620 two.
00:15:49.880 That's right.
00:15:50.360 You know, it's going to escalate and it's going to escalate and you're going to end up
00:15:54.160 being the one that goes to fucking jail and loses your job and get your reputation ruined. 0.83
00:15:59.380 Even if she was the one that started the physicalities.
00:16:02.660 And I, but I think there's a portion of people, you know, in society that are the, the attraction
00:16:06.980 is physical in that sense, you know, like they like that anger and you know, that, that
00:16:10.760 passionate love, because that's where a lot of people are derived from, you know?
00:16:14.420 So that's a hard thing to walk away from if you're, you know, cause people secretly that's,
00:16:19.220 those are emotions that people have, you know, and, and I think, you know, if it was my friend
00:16:23.880 and I was giving advice, I would say, man, it's, it's probably time we exit that situation
00:16:27.380 and put, just find yourself in a good one.
00:16:28.720 Dude.
00:16:28.880 I think that, I think that brings up a whole nother scenario.
00:16:32.240 What you got?
00:16:33.000 One in three women experienced some form of physical violence by a partner and one in four
00:16:38.200 men experience it.
00:16:39.480 One, one, one in three women and one of four men.
00:16:44.380 That's an interesting stat.
00:16:45.680 I wonder, I wonder how much of, well, how many, how many are missing from.
00:16:49.220 That's what I'm saying.
00:16:50.200 How many men are willing to admit that they get fucking, that they, it's not even viewed
00:16:54.480 as physical abuse.
00:17:07.560 If a woman hits a man, it's not even viewed as physical abuse.
00:17:19.220 Those cases aren't publicized.
00:17:31.320 Why not?
00:17:32.520 But if a man punches a woman in the fucking face, it's all over the news.
00:17:36.280 You lose the job.
00:17:36.980 His reputation is ruined.
00:17:37.920 This is this.
00:17:38.480 If you want equality, how about the, we make it equality.
00:17:43.320 Like don't fucking hit a man and a man shouldn't hit a woman. 1.00
00:17:48.400 Right?
00:17:49.060 Yeah.
00:17:49.340 I think that's fucking pretty reasonable.
00:17:51.200 Eye for an eye.
00:17:51.920 You know?
00:17:52.580 And I think if you're a woman and you hit a man and a man hits you back, you got a problem 0.89
00:17:59.460 on your hands.
00:18:00.320 You probably shouldn't have started it.
00:18:01.820 Whether, and I'm saying he's wrong too, but don't think you didn't bring it on yourself
00:18:05.560 because you did.
00:18:06.680 That's the truth.
00:18:07.760 Men are expected to have this incredible restraint in all scenarios that women just 1.00
00:18:13.080 aren't expected to have.
00:18:15.220 You see what I'm saying?
00:18:16.880 So, and, and that goes in a lot of different scenarios and I'm not bashing women.
00:18:21.020 I'm just saying the fucking truth.
00:18:22.700 It should go both ways.
00:18:24.080 The respect should be equal.
00:18:25.680 It shouldn't be one or the other and no dude.
00:18:28.040 And if you're a dude out there beating on your girl, you're a fucking lowest piece of
00:18:31.500 shit in the face of the earth.
00:18:33.480 Period.
00:18:33.880 What did you do when it happened to you?
00:18:36.260 Fuck.
00:18:36.500 I fucking took it.
00:18:37.280 Cause I had to, what I, what do I do?
00:18:39.260 What do you do?
00:18:40.200 Dude?
00:18:40.420 I could tell you exactly what I did.
00:18:41.960 I grabbed her by her fucking arms and looked at her dead in the eye. 1.00
00:18:44.460 Like I was going to fucking kill her. 1.00
00:18:45.880 And she calmed down and stopped.
00:18:48.980 You get what I'm saying?
00:18:50.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:18:50.660 Because she knew who the fuck, what she just did.
00:18:53.420 You fucking dude, you can't do that to people.
00:18:56.280 Like people have a right to defend themselves.
00:18:58.280 And if I had fucking actually defended myself within the right of what would have happened
00:19:03.360 to me, I'd end up probably in fucking jail.
00:19:05.340 It'd be my fault.
00:19:06.260 I'd have a reputation for beating women my whole life. 1.00
00:19:09.140 When the truth is that was like the 70th fucking time that it happened.
00:19:13.680 You know what I mean?
00:19:14.440 So at what point does this become a real problem?
00:19:17.780 Cause I believe that it is a real problem.
00:19:19.500 I believe there's lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of men who have been in similar
00:19:23.600 relationships where they have been physically assaulted by women and never said anything
00:19:28.660 to anyone because they're like, that's what you do as a man.
00:19:33.680 You just take it.
00:19:34.560 Cause that's what we're taught, dude.
00:19:36.280 Yeah.
00:19:36.600 I mean, I can't argue that at all.
00:19:37.800 Yeah.
00:19:38.180 I mean, you know, you know, to Tyler's point, like what causes the reaction?
00:19:41.840 I mean, at that point, it doesn't really matter.
00:19:44.400 I don't think it matters.
00:19:45.160 I don't think it's okay for fucking either person to, to hit someone.
00:19:49.840 It's not okay.
00:19:51.100 You know what I'm saying?
00:19:52.180 Yeah.
00:19:52.380 So it really doesn't matter what they say or what, what they said or what they did.
00:19:56.940 When you take it to a different level, it's a different level.
00:20:00.100 Well, it'd be like punching your barista in the face if they made your coffee wrong.
00:20:03.660 Yeah.
00:20:04.480 Yes.
00:20:05.120 That's what I'm saying.
00:20:06.180 I've got a lot of wrong coffee.
00:20:07.320 Right.
00:20:07.620 So my name wrong.
00:20:08.560 So who decides when you can escalate?
00:20:11.400 Yeah.
00:20:11.800 I mean, I, you know, man, I'm just saying in a, in a man and woman,
00:20:15.140 in relationship, I don't, when's it okay?
00:20:17.640 I don't think it is okay.
00:20:18.660 Okay.
00:20:18.980 So you're being attacked.
00:20:20.000 What do you do?
00:20:21.940 You exit yourself from the situation.
00:20:23.560 I agree.
00:20:24.300 That that's, I mean, that's the answer.
00:20:25.660 But what I'm trying to say, that shit ain't taken serious.
00:20:29.840 Dude, you call the police and say my fucking wife was beating me. 1.00
00:20:33.380 Like, you know, they're laughing behind the phone.
00:20:35.420 That's right.
00:20:36.180 That's what I'm trying to point out.
00:20:38.280 It's a fucking stereotype of society that, that is creating issues that should be solved.
00:20:43.860 Like, if you actually brought awareness to this fact, how many women would think about 0.99
00:20:48.160 it before they slapped a dude or before they punched a dude?
00:20:50.720 And dude, it's a problem, dude.
00:20:53.900 I've been in two fucking relationships where I've been hit.
00:20:57.660 I've never fucking laid my hand on a woman in any way like that.
00:21:00.700 It's never happened.
00:21:02.520 You know what I'm saying?
00:21:03.900 What's, why is that?
00:21:05.340 Okay.
00:21:05.620 Yeah, but I mean, dude, I think the answer is, it's not okay.
00:21:15.660 You know, I mean, that's the situation and that's the learning lesson from anybody in
00:21:19.160 here.
00:21:19.640 Dude, I mean, as, as much as I believe in violence in the sense of protecting what you
00:21:23.720 have, like, especially from the country standpoint.
00:21:25.720 Yeah.
00:21:26.600 I don't think that's a situation for violence in any way, shape or form.
00:21:29.700 No, I don't.
00:21:30.400 I agree.
00:21:30.720 You know, and I, you know, I always try to say, Hey, if you were on the street, what
00:21:33.220 would you do?
00:21:34.100 And the truth is, if I was on the street and somebody attacked me, like I'm trying to whoop
00:21:37.460 that dude's ass. 0.96
00:21:38.200 You know what I mean?
00:21:38.700 That's what's going down.
00:21:39.640 So, you know, it is a, it's, I, I know why it's a sensitive topic and I understand why
00:21:44.320 people get up in arms about it.
00:21:45.860 But the truth is, is like, it's not right to raise a hand to anybody, especially in your
00:21:50.640 own home that you're in a relationship.
00:21:52.680 I agree, but it's very common.
00:21:54.200 Yeah.
00:21:54.460 I mean, you know, the only hand you should raise in your own home is one to maybe put your kids
00:21:58.800 in line, which maybe that opens up Pandora's box. 0.50
00:22:00.720 In the sense of, you know, I, I do, I spank my kids. 1.00
00:22:02.980 So I don't, you know, I'm not, Oh my God, dude.
00:22:04.960 Yeah, I know.
00:22:05.520 You'd be surprised though.
00:22:06.520 There's a lot of people that think that's, that's taboo, but I, I, I spank my kids. 1.00
00:22:10.480 I don't punch my kids.
00:22:11.540 I don't plan on punching my kids and that we weren't punches kids, but man, we had our
00:22:14.340 asses beat a lot, you know, but I, I think that's a correction action.
00:22:16.920 But the only, the only hand that's going to ever be raised in my home is if somebody comes
00:22:20.440 in my home, who's not welcome in my home.
00:22:22.140 Well, the only hand that's going to be raised in my home is for a fucking sandwich or a beer.
00:22:27.600 Yeah, that's right.
00:22:28.280 So circling back around to this whole save by the bell, like it getting rebooted, like
00:22:32.400 dude, what are some of the, you know, we're talking about our past, like what are some
00:22:35.520 of the movies that you guys wish or TV shows even that you wish would get rebooted?
00:22:39.640 I mean, especially with Top Gun coming out, dude, 18, 18, 18 as a show though, not as a movie.
00:22:46.800 The movie was, it was okay.
00:22:48.540 I still watch it.
00:22:49.420 I mean, how old are we going here?
00:22:50.620 Cause I like anything.
00:22:51.820 I mean, you dude, I like, like Sandlot.
00:22:53.900 I know you're a big Sandlot guy.
00:22:55.200 Yeah, but you can't redo that.
00:22:57.020 You can't fuck that.
00:22:57.660 That would be blasphemy.
00:22:58.860 Yeah.
00:22:59.580 Well, I mean, but those are the movies that you want your kids to, to be raised on.
00:23:03.300 That was a great movie.
00:23:04.220 You know, there's a lot of great lessons talking about lessons in that movie, you know?
00:23:07.100 And I mean, dude, there's a lot of, there's just a lot of stupid movies that were great.
00:23:10.260 Big Trouble, Little China, you know, it's been great. 1.00
00:23:12.480 The Great Outdoors.
00:23:13.380 The Great Outdoors.
00:23:14.400 It's a great fucking movie.
00:23:15.060 Yeah, never redo that one either.
00:23:15.940 Yeah.
00:23:16.120 Oh, it's a great duo.
00:23:17.540 Well, you can't redo it cause he's dead.
00:23:18.860 No, I'm just saying you should never try to redo it either though, even without it, even
00:23:22.620 with a different cast.
00:23:23.240 I caught what you were saying.
00:23:24.420 You guys both sound dumb right now.
00:23:25.840 Just so you know.
00:23:55.840 All right.
00:24:25.840 Do you hear about former Miss Florida going to jail
00:24:54.700 because she was stealing her elderly mother's social security checks?
00:24:58.100 Like, how fucked up is that?
00:24:59.860 Wait, what?
00:25:01.160 Yeah, Miss Florida, a former Miss Florida,
00:25:03.880 was stealing her mother's social security checks.
00:25:06.700 Dude, I'll be completely...
00:25:08.300 Talk about tagging your sponsor.
00:25:09.860 Yeah, no shit.
00:25:12.840 Dude, I don't know, man.
00:25:14.520 Like, I'm not really surprised by anything going on right now.
00:25:17.820 This seems kind of minor.
00:25:19.840 It does seem pretty shitty,
00:25:21.480 but it certainly isn't the dumbest or the craziest
00:25:24.560 or the fucking stupidest thing I've heard.
00:25:26.640 And you know this,
00:25:27.520 and I think a lot of people...
00:25:29.080 I was having this conversation actually with Raquel last night.
00:25:31.420 When it comes to money, don't trust anyone.
00:25:35.100 Everybody would take your shit if they could.
00:25:37.040 I mean, I think that's a pure example of, like,
00:25:38.860 that's how low people will go when it comes to taking people's shit.
00:25:42.160 I agree.
00:25:43.040 And, you know,
00:25:44.200 this is why relationships evolve
00:25:48.080 when you become more successful,
00:25:49.640 to be completely honest,
00:25:51.580 because they have to.
00:25:54.580 Because if you don't make yourself friends
00:25:56.520 with people who are on your level,
00:25:58.480 everybody else really does kind of hate you.
00:26:02.140 Right.
00:26:02.440 You know what I'm saying?
00:26:03.060 Because they're...
00:26:03.740 And this is the truth.
00:26:04.560 People think...
00:26:05.860 People have the wrong idea of what haters really are.
00:26:08.540 Right?
00:26:08.820 But there's people's internal voice
00:26:12.540 that they, like, imagine,
00:26:14.660 and then they think,
00:26:16.080 and then they kind of make up, like,
00:26:17.540 what they think people are saying.
00:26:19.020 Right?
00:26:19.720 And then there's real haters,
00:26:21.880 like the guy who just murdered Randy Gorey
00:26:26.020 in Edwardsville a week ago.
00:26:29.160 Okay?
00:26:29.400 So, when you talk about haters,
00:26:31.880 be very clear that when you talk about haters
00:26:34.460 to people who actually do have people that hate them,
00:26:37.180 you look like a fucking idiot. 0.98
00:26:38.820 You know what I'm saying?
00:26:40.020 Yeah.
00:26:40.280 Well, a true hatred really doesn't want to see the success,
00:26:43.420 or they want to see the success until...
00:26:46.020 To the point to where they are still connected
00:26:48.260 and can receive from it.
00:26:49.820 You know what I mean?
00:26:50.280 And the minute that you don't give it...
00:26:51.900 Then it's hatred.
00:26:52.520 You're a piece of shit.
00:26:53.460 That's correct.
00:26:54.080 Dude, we don't even know the motive
00:26:56.440 of why this dude killed him,
00:26:58.440 but I guarantee you it had to do with money.
00:27:00.540 Yeah.
00:27:01.260 I guarantee you, dude,
00:27:03.720 at some point in time,
00:27:05.180 they're going to find out that this motherfucker 1.00
00:27:06.940 somehow wanted something from Randy,
00:27:09.540 and Randy somehow...
00:27:11.340 Told him no.
00:27:11.980 Told him no.
00:27:12.600 That's my guess.
00:27:13.720 Pure speculation.
00:27:15.400 I get hit up two, three times a day
00:27:16.900 with fucking these huge, long stories 0.90
00:27:18.680 about how it's my responsibility
00:27:22.280 to help someone who's down and this and that.
00:27:25.200 Dude, I do help people that are down all the time,
00:27:28.220 but those are people that I choose to help
00:27:30.640 that I know are...
00:27:31.540 Those are my people in my circle.
00:27:32.940 Right.
00:27:33.120 And, dude, when you become
00:27:35.440 sort of a somewhat successful person
00:27:38.280 in the public eye,
00:27:39.440 people just change...
00:27:40.320 It's not that the successful person changes,
00:27:42.900 people change how they view you
00:27:44.580 and how they utilize you
00:27:46.180 and how they want the relationship to be.
00:27:47.660 It completely changes it.
00:27:49.660 By the way, if Andy sends you a DM,
00:27:51.440 that does not mean that you are in his circle.
00:27:54.200 That's another thing, yeah.
00:27:55.820 Well, I think there's a clear delineation there, right, Tyler?
00:27:58.700 I mean, and that comes into a, you know,
00:28:00.680 from a safety aspect of probably
00:28:02.120 maybe how that situation unfolded.
00:28:03.840 But, you know, when you're conversing
00:28:05.400 with someone online
00:28:06.320 and having a conversation
00:28:07.220 or they follow you online,
00:28:08.760 that doesn't mean you can show up to their house.
00:28:11.480 You know, that doesn't mean you can...
00:28:12.700 I get it.
00:28:13.000 You know, follow them around to, you know,
00:28:14.700 to sporting events and things like that.
00:28:17.020 So, I mean, there's a...
00:28:17.700 There's a...
00:28:19.620 I think that the moral, ethical boundaries
00:28:22.080 that social lets down,
00:28:23.520 like you still got to put them into play.
00:28:25.020 Bro, I don't think people
00:28:26.920 understand boundaries anymore.
00:28:28.880 I think there's a whole generation of people
00:28:30.500 that don't understand boundaries at all.
00:28:32.600 They don't understand that it's not normal
00:28:34.280 to do certain things
00:28:37.580 and behave certain ways.
00:28:39.920 I mean, we see it in society all the time.
00:28:41.880 We're seeing a moral breakdown
00:28:43.060 of the code of behavior.
00:28:45.780 I mean, dude,
00:28:47.800 like when I was 12 years old
00:28:50.060 or 13 years old,
00:28:51.900 you know, even the baddest kids,
00:28:54.080 like the baddest, baddest kids,
00:28:55.720 the kids were bad.
00:28:56.560 And we had some bad kids in our school, okay?
00:29:00.100 They still didn't like
00:29:01.800 try to like stab the principal
00:29:04.640 or like punch them
00:29:06.160 or like use the law
00:29:08.340 to get the principal in trouble
00:29:09.580 because they act up so bad
00:29:11.420 that they, you know,
00:29:12.780 get in a physical altercation.
00:29:14.280 Right.
00:29:14.680 I mean, dude,
00:29:15.300 there's like weird shit happening.
00:29:18.220 Well, now the parents defend the action.
00:29:19.660 I know.
00:29:20.960 I know, man.
00:29:21.900 And it's fucking scary.
00:29:23.640 It's got to scare you, dude, with kids.
00:29:25.680 Well, I was having this conversation this morning,
00:29:27.480 you know,
00:29:27.800 and I think
00:29:28.360 you are what you tolerate.
00:29:31.560 And I think the majority of your kids' times
00:29:33.120 are at home, you know,
00:29:34.600 and, you know,
00:29:36.040 those bad behaviors are taught in the home.
00:29:38.420 And, you know,
00:29:39.520 do they have access to school
00:29:40.640 to other bad kids?
00:29:41.620 They do.
00:29:42.100 But I still have the ability
00:29:43.080 to correct that in my own home,
00:29:44.400 you know,
00:29:44.940 and lead from the front
00:29:46.020 and teach right versus wrong.
00:29:47.060 Have you had that happen already
00:29:48.040 with them like going
00:29:49.000 to like a little preschool and stuff?
00:29:51.160 Yeah.
00:29:51.500 Where they picked up some shit at school
00:29:53.500 and they came home
00:29:54.100 and you had to fucking squash it? 0.83
00:29:56.100 Well, and, you know,
00:29:57.040 listen, Enzo's going to play rough.
00:29:58.440 Yeah.
00:29:58.720 You know,
00:29:59.040 and I'm going to raise him
00:30:00.060 to be aggressive.
00:30:01.400 And guess what?
00:30:01.880 Kill, kill, kill. 0.98
00:30:02.220 Yeah, but don't you understand
00:30:03.440 that like you're doing
00:30:05.400 what you're saying
00:30:07.720 other parents do now?
00:30:09.040 I understand.
00:30:09.820 Yeah.
00:30:10.160 So like...
00:30:10.660 It's a double-edged sword.
00:30:11.460 I know.
00:30:11.940 So like where's that line?
00:30:13.320 You get what I'm saying?
00:30:14.040 I do.
00:30:14.620 And I think that, you know,
00:30:16.300 you have to always rely
00:30:17.820 on the moral and ethics.
00:30:18.740 Like I'm not teaching him
00:30:19.740 to be a bad kid.
00:30:21.020 Right.
00:30:21.360 I'm teaching him to go forward.
00:30:22.960 Right.
00:30:23.240 You know, and moving forward,
00:30:24.800 I got to keep the guardrails
00:30:25.900 on either side of it.
00:30:26.780 And I think that's
00:30:27.280 the important lessons
00:30:28.060 where, you know...
00:30:29.180 That's what dad did for us.
00:30:30.320 Yeah, there's a big difference
00:30:31.440 versus completely holding
00:30:33.080 the brakes on a kid as well.
00:30:34.760 You know, and then
00:30:35.240 whenever Enzo's out
00:30:36.280 running around
00:30:37.860 and he's playing aggressive
00:30:38.640 and, you know,
00:30:40.020 another kid's not playing that way,
00:30:41.500 it does make for
00:30:42.280 interesting conversation
00:30:43.280 or, you know, top...
00:30:44.280 Because, I mean, dude,
00:30:44.780 it's easy to like...
00:30:46.660 Like, because I agree
00:30:47.680 with how you raise your kids.
00:30:48.840 I mean, let's just...
00:30:49.640 I'm playing just both sides here.
00:30:51.420 I get it.
00:30:52.540 I've already had this happen.
00:30:54.000 No, I get it.
00:30:54.860 So, I mean, dude,
00:30:55.680 I agree with the way
00:30:56.560 you're raising your kids
00:30:57.800 is the way they should
00:30:58.280 be fucking raised. 0.94
00:30:59.120 Yeah.
00:30:59.780 So this is not me
00:31:00.860 disagreeing with you,
00:31:01.660 but what I'm saying is
00:31:02.700 with all the different
00:31:04.500 personal standards
00:31:05.460 that are out there
00:31:06.120 about how things
00:31:06.820 should be raised,
00:31:08.240 like how should...
00:31:09.740 Like, because I don't have
00:31:10.820 kids that do this, right?
00:31:12.260 Right.
00:31:12.460 So I don't know.
00:31:14.000 So how do you
00:31:15.160 correct that shit at home? 0.51
00:31:17.400 Like, give me an example
00:31:18.320 of what happens.
00:31:19.140 Well, I think, you know,
00:31:19.580 it's kind of
00:31:20.820 the beginning of the conversation,
00:31:22.280 you know, it's never okay
00:31:23.540 to put your hands
00:31:24.100 on other kids.
00:31:24.700 Right.
00:31:24.920 You know what I mean?
00:31:25.380 Like, dude,
00:31:26.200 it's no different
00:31:26.660 than having dogs.
00:31:27.460 Yeah.
00:31:27.620 It's very similar in that sense.
00:31:28.640 Like, you take your dog
00:31:29.480 to the dog park...
00:31:30.160 Put him in a cage
00:31:30.740 when you want to leave
00:31:31.160 the house and shit?
00:31:31.840 Yeah.
00:31:32.140 Well, yeah, no shit.
00:31:33.740 No, but I mean,
00:31:34.380 your dog is not acceptable
00:31:35.100 for your dog
00:31:35.580 to just go bite
00:31:36.100 other fucking dogs. 0.70
00:31:37.140 You know what I mean?
00:31:37.460 You got to teach
00:31:38.500 and correct the action.
00:31:38.980 Apparently, if they're my dogs,
00:31:40.300 it is okay
00:31:40.960 because I keep getting
00:31:41.960 these fucking dogs
00:31:42.980 that just bite the shit 0.97
00:31:44.060 out of other dogs.
00:31:44.920 Well, you're not
00:31:45.360 correcting the action.
00:31:46.200 No, I am correcting it.
00:31:47.320 It's just, like, secretly,
00:31:48.480 I think they know
00:31:49.040 that I kind of don't
00:31:49.660 want anything around.
00:31:50.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:50.860 And they're just like,
00:31:51.360 get the fuck out of here, dude. 0.99
00:31:52.560 No, but I mean, you know,
00:31:53.320 raising kids,
00:31:53.920 it's no different, you know,
00:31:54.780 and understanding
00:31:55.520 that you have to respect
00:31:56.340 other people's ways
00:31:57.240 of how they want
00:31:58.060 to raise their kids.
00:31:58.640 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:58.860 And that's okay, too.
00:31:59.620 Yeah, but see, how do you...
00:32:00.400 That's like a hard thing
00:32:02.240 to do, man,
00:32:02.920 because you're trying
00:32:03.640 to, like, teach
00:32:04.160 one code of ethics at home
00:32:05.460 and then they're getting
00:32:07.000 taught a different
00:32:07.600 code of ethics at school,
00:32:08.740 you know, because, like,
00:32:10.160 dude, it's not okay
00:32:10.960 to be...
00:32:12.040 for kids to be aggressive
00:32:14.400 and, like, play
00:32:15.340 in sports anymore.
00:32:16.440 It's not okay.
00:32:17.200 Like, dude,
00:32:17.760 they'll just remove 0.77
00:32:18.320 the kid from the fucking thing. 0.99
00:32:20.260 You know, back when
00:32:21.240 we played sports
00:32:22.620 growing up,
00:32:24.400 you know,
00:32:24.900 if you were aggressive
00:32:25.600 and you did something,
00:32:26.840 you fucking went 0.96
00:32:28.260 to the penalty box.
00:32:29.480 You know what I'm saying?
00:32:30.060 Now it's like,
00:32:30.660 we want to remove this
00:32:31.760 from the scenario
00:32:32.980 so that all the kids
00:32:35.200 can have a happier time,
00:32:37.060 but the problem
00:32:38.180 with that is
00:32:38.840 is what happens
00:32:39.940 when they're 20 years old
00:32:41.060 and they fucking run 0.90
00:32:41.880 into somebody
00:32:42.460 who's aggressive?
00:32:43.580 Or what happens
00:32:44.140 when they're 25
00:32:44.960 and they run into
00:32:45.740 a situation in business
00:32:47.000 where you have someone
00:32:48.360 who's going to
00:32:48.920 legitimately, like,
00:32:51.100 take their fucking lunch
00:32:52.420 and take their spot,
00:32:54.120 take their career,
00:32:55.260 take their fucking house, 0.99
00:32:56.380 and they just let it happen
00:32:57.800 because they never learned
00:32:59.000 what you're trying
00:33:00.420 to communicate.
00:33:01.040 But I think that's why
00:33:01.920 moral and ethics
00:33:02.580 are such a power plant
00:33:04.140 and not only that equation
00:33:05.880 in children,
00:33:06.320 but just in life in general.
00:33:07.440 Like, you know,
00:33:08.040 the conversation
00:33:08.580 we were having earlier
00:33:09.200 about tactical negotiation,
00:33:10.680 it's doing what's correct.
00:33:12.840 Yeah, I agree, dude.
00:33:13.820 And it's okay to stand up
00:33:15.100 for what is correct.
00:33:16.220 I agree.
00:33:16.860 And where I...
00:33:17.940 It's funny, though, bro,
00:33:18.840 because, like,
00:33:19.620 just like that meeting
00:33:20.680 that we were talking about,
00:33:22.260 people perceive
00:33:23.300 people standing up
00:33:24.840 and saying,
00:33:25.560 hey...
00:33:26.040 That's not fucking right.
00:33:27.560 Yeah, you're not
00:33:28.120 going to take advantage of me.
00:33:29.340 Right.
00:33:29.520 And they take that
00:33:30.900 as you being mean.
00:33:32.620 Yeah.
00:33:33.120 You know, like,
00:33:33.840 oh, I'm being mean.
00:33:34.740 No, motherfucker.
00:33:35.720 I'm not being mean.
00:33:37.180 I'm holding you
00:33:38.620 to what you said
00:33:40.280 and what you committed to.
00:33:41.800 But I think this is like...
00:33:42.980 And something...
00:33:44.240 I mean, get on,
00:33:45.180 but I'm saying,
00:33:45.700 you know,
00:33:46.100 something that I take
00:33:47.600 great pride in,
00:33:48.760 and I haven't always
00:33:49.520 been that way,
00:33:49.980 but it developed the skill
00:33:50.860 is, like,
00:33:51.440 understanding when you're wrong,
00:33:52.600 too,
00:33:52.740 and addressing that problem.
00:33:54.100 You know,
00:33:54.380 and it's very difficult
00:33:55.660 in your kids
00:33:56.320 because, like,
00:33:57.360 when they're wrong,
00:33:58.120 you want to shelter them.
00:33:59.640 You know,
00:33:59.860 you want to protect them to it,
00:34:01.120 and you do it to yourself.
00:34:01.960 You just don't realize
00:34:02.540 you do it to yourself,
00:34:03.100 but when your kids
00:34:04.000 are acting out,
00:34:05.220 you've got to be
00:34:05.640 real fucking clear
00:34:06.780 when there's another kid involved.
00:34:08.460 Like, maybe your kid
00:34:09.040 was wrong,
00:34:10.020 and you need to correct
00:34:10.660 that fucking action. 0.89
00:34:11.600 That's what I'm saying.
00:34:12.300 Yeah, and it's hard.
00:34:13.000 It's fucking hard.
00:34:13.860 But I don't think
00:34:14.320 that happens in every house.
00:34:15.400 No, because it's hard...
00:34:16.360 Because it's an ego thing.
00:34:17.780 That's right.
00:34:18.200 It's my fucking kid.
00:34:19.460 That's right.
00:34:19.860 Well, and...
00:34:21.220 You're not doing your kid
00:34:22.120 any favors by being that way.
00:34:23.480 No.
00:34:23.880 You're actually teaching
00:34:24.560 them terrible habits,
00:34:25.940 and the truth is
00:34:26.740 is that whenever you...
00:34:28.500 That situation...
00:34:29.540 It's a great teaching moment
00:34:30.700 because it shows them
00:34:32.960 that you're a reasonable human
00:34:34.580 who actually thinks
00:34:36.140 about other people.
00:34:37.280 That's right.
00:34:37.780 So that they're not...
00:34:38.620 They don't grow up
00:34:39.220 to be one of these
00:34:39.860 far left
00:34:40.680 or far right
00:34:41.920 fucking weirdos
00:34:43.140 who thinks that
00:34:44.240 just because they live
00:34:45.420 a certain way
00:34:46.180 that it's the right way.
00:34:48.160 You know?
00:34:48.540 Well, and dude,
00:34:49.600 I mean,
00:34:49.940 I think a lot of that problem
00:34:50.960 comes, you know,
00:34:51.920 from being able
00:34:52.960 to check yourself.
00:34:54.300 You know,
00:34:54.620 checking yourself
00:34:55.180 is a hard...
00:34:55.760 For sure, man.
00:34:56.480 It's awareness.
00:34:57.240 Really what we're talking about
00:34:58.140 really comes down
00:34:58.880 to awareness.
00:34:59.520 Social awareness.
00:35:00.180 Not even self-awareness.
00:35:01.200 Social awareness.
00:35:01.880 Both.
00:35:02.100 Right versus wrong.
00:35:02.780 It's both.
00:35:03.400 Yeah, but understanding
00:35:04.800 you can be wrong
00:35:05.640 as long as you understand
00:35:06.460 that you're wrong
00:35:06.880 and you don't defend
00:35:07.480 the fact that you were wrong.
00:35:08.660 That's right.
00:35:09.360 You accept the fuck that.
00:35:09.720 You accept the fucking move.
00:35:10.780 Like there's some things
00:35:11.680 about yourself,
00:35:12.580 all of you listening,
00:35:13.480 that you're like,
00:35:13.980 yeah,
00:35:15.120 I probably shouldn't do that.
00:35:16.300 Yeah.
00:35:16.500 And if you choose to do it,
00:35:17.800 you know that you're doing
00:35:19.120 Right versus wrong.
00:35:20.060 the wrong thing.
00:35:21.300 And if it blows up
00:35:23.560 in your face,
00:35:24.100 you should say,
00:35:24.760 well,
00:35:25.040 that's what I get.
00:35:26.800 Yeah.
00:35:27.080 You know?
00:35:27.760 And dude,
00:35:28.140 nobody,
00:35:28.500 I mean,
00:35:28.620 you think about all the arguments
00:35:29.500 you've had over time,
00:35:30.560 you know,
00:35:31.240 if you can remove your ego
00:35:33.360 out of that situation.
00:35:34.700 It's pretty easy to solve.
00:35:36.400 It's a very easy solve.
00:35:37.420 That's right.
00:35:37.780 And you know,
00:35:38.060 like even in the business,
00:35:39.120 like dude,
00:35:39.580 how many times
00:35:40.260 have we seen people's,
00:35:41.420 like literally
00:35:42.280 in our industry,
00:35:44.440 people's egos
00:35:45.320 just fucking
00:35:46.320 destroy them, 0.98
00:35:47.580 burn their company down,
00:35:49.100 end up in jail,
00:35:50.800 fucking, 0.90
00:35:51.840 you know,
00:35:52.600 be out of business.
00:35:53.900 Like it is crazy,
00:35:55.320 dude.
00:35:55.540 People that were at the top too.
00:35:57.000 Oh,
00:35:57.260 dude,
00:35:57.480 I see this in every,
00:35:58.820 every,
00:35:59.440 like with Arte
00:36:00.420 and how we see
00:36:01.040 all these business owners.
00:36:02.540 Dude,
00:36:03.020 this is the,
00:36:03.820 what you just said
00:36:04.520 is the biggest
00:36:05.280 fucking challenge.
00:36:06.820 It's your own
00:36:07.860 fucking ego.
00:36:09.060 Yeah.
00:36:09.460 It's keeping you
00:36:10.220 where you are.
00:36:10.940 A lot of you guys
00:36:11.780 got the wrong idea
00:36:12.640 of what a big ego
00:36:13.480 is about,
00:36:14.060 right?
00:36:14.740 You think because
00:36:15.500 someone lives
00:36:16.060 in a nice house
00:36:16.820 and they fucking 0.99
00:36:17.420 show their shit
00:36:18.720 or whatever,
00:36:19.600 they think you got
00:36:20.240 a big ego.
00:36:20.860 That is fucking
00:36:21.480 not true.
00:36:22.120 It has nothing
00:36:22.540 to do with it.
00:36:23.040 That just means
00:36:23.460 they like cool shit.
00:36:25.040 When you have
00:36:25.900 a big ego
00:36:26.820 is when you think
00:36:27.560 you're right,
00:36:28.480 you don't have
00:36:28.820 any care for
00:36:29.400 anybody's perspective,
00:36:30.560 you think you know
00:36:31.340 everything,
00:36:31.740 and you think
00:36:32.640 you're more important
00:36:33.320 than everybody else,
00:36:34.380 which happens to be
00:36:35.620 most of the people
00:36:36.900 who accuse other people
00:36:38.460 of having huge egos.
00:36:40.620 Well,
00:36:40.840 I mean,
00:36:41.340 dude,
00:36:41.520 when you start
00:36:42.940 making an emotional
00:36:43.940 decision,
00:36:44.380 it's really,
00:36:45.080 really,
00:36:45.460 really,
00:36:45.780 really,
00:36:46.060 really fucking
00:36:46.940 tough to take
00:36:47.600 your ego out of
00:36:48.100 play.
00:36:48.660 I mean,
00:36:49.160 no matter how
00:36:49.740 big it is,
00:36:50.280 it just takes
00:36:50.780 practice.
00:36:51.320 It's hard to
00:36:51.800 remove it because
00:36:52.600 you're personally,
00:36:53.300 I mean,
00:36:53.460 this is why
00:36:53.860 politics and
00:36:54.380 religion is such 1.00
00:36:55.020 a fucking 0.88
00:36:55.460 sensitive topic,
00:36:56.220 right?
00:36:56.900 Because you're,
00:36:57.660 you're right.
00:36:58.300 Yeah,
00:36:58.460 but you should
00:36:58.860 still in those
00:36:59.700 scenarios,
00:37:00.200 you should still
00:37:01.040 in those scenarios
00:37:01.740 be able to detach.
00:37:03.260 Of course.
00:37:03.640 Yes.
00:37:03.900 But people do
00:37:04.660 not.
00:37:05.120 You know what I
00:37:05.340 mean?
00:37:05.420 I agree.
00:37:05.800 And it's when
00:37:06.220 it's your kids.
00:37:07.660 Yeah.
00:37:11.520 But I think
00:37:13.040 when your kids
00:37:15.520 grow up around
00:37:16.300 that environment,
00:37:17.620 you know,
00:37:17.800 we grew up
00:37:18.180 around that
00:37:18.580 environment.
00:37:19.200 I don't think
00:37:19.680 we ever
00:37:19.940 recognize how
00:37:20.660 valuable that
00:37:21.340 was to us
00:37:21.880 growing up.
00:37:22.680 No,
00:37:23.060 fuck,
00:37:23.380 dude,
00:37:23.540 I do.
00:37:24.080 Yeah.
00:37:24.320 I mean,
00:37:24.840 like when you
00:37:25.260 think about
00:37:25.580 especially raising
00:37:26.240 kids,
00:37:26.600 you know,
00:37:26.760 like,
00:37:27.920 you know,
00:37:28.400 dad always
00:37:29.100 standing for
00:37:29.760 what was,
00:37:30.200 I mean,
00:37:30.440 you know,
00:37:31.260 and our dad
00:37:32.040 was the guy
00:37:33.020 who like if
00:37:33.520 somebody's being
00:37:33.940 a fucking 0.88
00:37:34.240 asshole in
00:37:34.640 the bar,
00:37:35.040 like he would
00:37:35.680 fucking say,
00:37:36.380 hey,
00:37:37.240 shut the fuck 0.92
00:37:37.860 up,
00:37:38.100 shut the fuck 0.92
00:37:38.680 up.
00:37:38.920 My kids are
00:37:39.440 here.
00:37:39.720 And he
00:37:40.360 would say
00:37:40.700 fuck while
00:37:41.140 the other guy
00:37:41.520 and accuse
00:37:41.880 the guy
00:37:42.100 of saying fuck.
00:37:43.040 But he
00:37:44.420 was standing
00:37:44.740 for what
00:37:45.020 was right.
00:37:45.500 It was
00:37:45.660 uncomfortable.
00:37:46.460 It was
00:37:46.680 awkward for
00:37:47.300 all.
00:37:47.700 But he
00:37:47.860 didn't give
00:37:48.080 a fuck.
00:37:48.360 He didn't
00:37:48.560 give a fuck
00:37:48.940 because it
00:37:49.240 was correct.
00:37:49.800 Right.
00:37:50.120 You know,
00:37:50.460 and I
00:37:51.440 think there
00:37:51.840 needs to
00:37:52.300 be more
00:37:52.620 of that
00:37:52.920 in society
00:37:53.920 in general.
00:37:54.540 Mom was
00:37:54.940 the same
00:37:55.260 way.
00:37:55.680 Oh,
00:37:55.840 no,
00:37:55.940 no.
00:37:56.060 Mom was
00:37:56.360 worse.
00:37:58.380 Yeah.
00:37:58.720 I mean,
00:37:59.000 bro,
00:37:59.220 I was thinking
00:37:59.540 about this shit
00:38:00.240 from nobody.
00:38:00.780 I was thinking
00:38:02.200 about this,
00:38:02.800 you know,
00:38:03.580 when we
00:38:04.360 talk about
00:38:09.720 mom,
00:38:10.200 too.
00:38:10.820 But I
00:38:11.220 think the
00:38:11.500 most important
00:38:12.100 lesson that
00:38:12.600 we learned
00:38:13.060 in our lives
00:38:13.820 actually came
00:38:14.360 from mom,
00:38:14.860 not dad.
00:38:15.320 Yeah.
00:38:15.580 And was
00:38:15.840 always do
00:38:16.300 the right
00:38:16.600 thing.
00:38:17.020 That's right.
00:38:17.400 Dude,
00:38:17.700 when you do
00:38:18.080 the right
00:38:18.400 thing,
00:38:19.060 like when I
00:38:19.460 started,
00:38:19.760 when I started
00:38:20.340 thinking about
00:38:20.840 this,
00:38:21.060 because what
00:38:21.360 happened was
00:38:21.880 I started
00:38:22.980 smoking some
00:38:23.480 weed and I
00:38:24.200 got really
00:38:24.500 fucking high
00:38:25.040 and I got
00:38:25.600 on this idea
00:38:26.200 and I started
00:38:26.840 thinking about
00:38:27.360 it.
00:38:27.580 What's the
00:38:28.280 most important
00:38:29.120 lesson that I
00:38:30.140 ever learned
00:38:31.000 in my life
00:38:31.580 that made me
00:38:32.240 the most money
00:38:32.940 and the most
00:38:33.480 successful and made
00:38:34.300 me who the
00:38:34.660 fuck I am?
00:38:35.600 It's that.
00:38:36.520 It is.
00:38:37.300 Because,
00:38:37.760 dude,
00:38:38.480 like,
00:38:38.900 for example,
00:38:39.340 we just got
00:38:39.940 blown up on
00:38:40.820 our customer
00:38:42.340 service by
00:38:43.040 some guy
00:38:43.820 who's pissed
00:38:44.340 off that we
00:38:45.640 backed the
00:38:46.100 blue.
00:38:46.560 Did you see
00:38:46.900 that?
00:38:47.320 I did not.
00:38:47.820 Okay.
00:38:48.120 I mean,
00:38:48.480 literally just
00:38:48.880 got here.
00:38:49.260 All right.
00:38:49.540 So when I was
00:38:50.060 walking through
00:38:50.900 customer service,
00:38:52.240 Jordan's like, 0.99
00:38:52.820 hey, man,
00:38:53.260 what should I do
00:38:54.080 here?
00:38:54.300 And he shows
00:38:54.780 me this big
00:38:55.260 paragraph.
00:38:56.880 A man wants 0.98
00:38:57.720 to return his
00:38:58.360 order because he
00:38:59.460 found out that
00:39:00.200 we make back
00:39:01.480 the blue and we
00:39:02.360 support the police
00:39:03.260 and he thinks
00:39:04.920 it's divisive
00:39:05.760 towards the
00:39:07.620 minorities in the
00:39:08.380 community and
00:39:09.760 that was his
00:39:10.940 story and he
00:39:11.720 has a right to
00:39:12.320 think that.
00:39:12.760 I don't have a
00:39:12.980 problem with that.
00:39:13.740 I also have a
00:39:14.580 right to believe
00:39:15.220 that 99.9% of
00:39:17.260 the police are
00:39:17.760 great fucking
00:39:18.440 humans and I
00:39:19.580 choose to support
00:39:20.400 them and I
00:39:21.360 choose to donate
00:39:21.920 my money to
00:39:22.560 their causes of
00:39:23.240 the fallen heroes.
00:39:24.420 That's a big
00:39:25.380 thing for us here
00:39:26.160 at First Form.
00:39:27.020 It's a big thing
00:39:27.580 for us personally,
00:39:28.580 both of us.
00:39:29.220 Dude, that like
00:39:29.580 pisses me off. 0.72
00:39:30.500 I know.
00:39:31.120 This is the point.
00:39:32.080 This is the point.
00:39:32.760 Yeah.
00:39:33.100 But look.
00:39:33.640 He can believe
00:39:33.660 that way.
00:39:34.000 That's right.
00:39:34.420 And so he was
00:39:35.160 asking me how
00:39:35.800 to respond and
00:39:36.840 most people right
00:39:37.600 now are listening
00:39:38.680 and if you follow
00:39:39.780 me, you probably
00:39:40.420 share similar
00:39:41.140 beliefs and if
00:39:42.520 you don't, that's
00:39:43.040 fine too.
00:39:43.960 But I know most
00:39:44.560 people's first
00:39:45.100 reaction, fuck 0.67
00:39:45.700 that guy.
00:39:46.300 Oh, well, you
00:39:47.120 don't know where
00:39:47.600 the fuck that
00:39:48.220 guy, that guy
00:39:49.000 could have had a
00:39:49.520 really bad
00:39:49.920 experience and got
00:39:51.000 his fucking ass 0.74
00:39:51.660 beat for no
00:39:52.120 reason by that
00:39:52.700 1% of bad.
00:39:54.640 What he, who
00:39:55.120 knows?
00:39:56.140 But I, you
00:39:57.560 know, he asked
00:39:58.040 me how he should
00:39:58.640 handle it.
00:39:59.100 I said, dude,
00:39:59.480 just handle it
00:39:59.940 very respectfully.
00:40:00.740 Just say, you
00:40:01.980 know, I'm sorry
00:40:02.920 you feel that way.
00:40:03.680 Yes, we return
00:40:04.800 the products.
00:40:05.360 We'll be happy to
00:40:05.900 take it back and
00:40:06.560 handle it like a
00:40:07.200 professional, like a
00:40:08.060 grown ass man. 0.91
00:40:08.640 That's right.
00:40:09.160 But dude, did it
00:40:09.940 make me mad when I
00:40:10.680 read it?
00:40:11.300 Yeah, it did.
00:40:12.180 But after I got
00:40:13.680 mad for the 1.5
00:40:15.320 seconds I was mad, I
00:40:16.940 thought, well, I
00:40:18.240 wonder what this
00:40:18.960 guy's side of the
00:40:19.660 story is.
00:40:20.300 It's got to be, he
00:40:21.520 probably has a really
00:40:22.280 good reason for
00:40:22.900 thinking that.
00:40:23.580 And we always assume
00:40:25.080 that people have, you
00:40:26.880 know, shitty reasons
00:40:27.780 for thinking that, but
00:40:28.560 you don't fucking walk
00:40:29.540 in their shoes, so you
00:40:30.300 don't know.
00:40:31.180 You know what I'm
00:40:31.760 saying?
00:40:32.120 Well, yeah.
00:40:32.460 I mean, like this,
00:40:33.260 listen, it's like,
00:40:33.820 bro, I've had a bad
00:40:34.640 fucking, I had a bad
00:40:36.100 experience with a cop
00:40:37.000 one time, real bad.
00:40:38.280 Got fucking my head
00:40:39.680 kneeled on and, you 0.89
00:40:41.660 know, tossed around
00:40:42.520 in not a very fucking
00:40:43.520 friendly way, and it
00:40:44.700 wasn't, like, fun.
00:40:45.820 It was, like, very
00:40:46.860 forceful.
00:40:47.760 It wasn't.
00:40:48.300 I've had my ass beat.
00:40:49.200 Yeah, dude.
00:40:49.760 I got, you know, and
00:40:52.560 it was not called for.
00:40:53.920 Yeah.
00:40:54.200 I was in the wrong
00:40:55.880 place at the wrong
00:40:56.640 fucking time, and I
00:40:58.480 got grouped in with a
00:40:59.300 group of people, and I
00:41:00.760 got my fucking head 0.95
00:41:01.740 smacked.
00:41:02.100 Dude, it fucking, I
00:41:03.020 was pissed.
00:41:03.600 It scraped up my face,
00:41:04.820 gave me some black
00:41:05.460 eyes.
00:41:06.320 You know what, though?
00:41:07.520 I shouldn't have been
00:41:08.180 in that fucking spot. 0.98
00:41:09.500 Yeah, I know.
00:41:09.920 I should have fucking
00:41:10.640 thought better, and the
00:41:11.720 truth is, that's what
00:41:13.240 that guy has to do to
00:41:15.080 fucking make sure.
00:41:16.120 He doesn't know if I'm
00:41:17.040 going to fucking hurt
00:41:17.880 him.
00:41:18.220 Yeah.
00:41:18.500 He has no idea.
00:41:19.420 He's protecting his
00:41:20.160 ass. 0.70
00:41:20.260 That's right.
00:41:20.560 He wants to go home
00:41:20.920 to his kids.
00:41:21.280 And so I could easily
00:41:22.560 say, fuck that, dude. 0.98
00:41:24.660 They fucking too rough
00:41:25.720 and this and that, and
00:41:26.540 dude, I know a lot of
00:41:27.360 people have that feeling,
00:41:28.480 but, like, let's stop
00:41:29.340 and think what it's like
00:41:30.780 to be the cop.
00:41:32.220 And that's why I stop
00:41:33.100 and think what it's
00:41:33.620 like to be that guy.
00:41:34.440 That's right.
00:41:34.860 You see what I'm
00:41:35.240 saying?
00:41:35.520 So I'm not mad at
00:41:36.200 that guy.
00:41:36.740 If you're listening
00:41:37.180 right now and you're
00:41:38.540 that guy, dude, look,
00:41:40.260 if that's how you feel,
00:41:41.140 I just encourage you to
00:41:42.100 understand how we feel
00:41:42.980 as well.
00:41:43.380 Yeah.
00:41:43.700 And why?
00:41:44.640 You know, a good
00:41:45.240 friend of ours got his
00:41:46.160 fucking face shot off
00:41:47.600 right around a mile
00:41:48.940 away.
00:41:49.940 Okay?
00:41:50.680 This is a guy who came 0.63
00:41:51.640 here, who worked our
00:41:52.700 events.
00:41:53.480 Like, we support this
00:41:54.860 man and his family, and
00:41:56.440 we support all the other
00:41:57.400 good officers out there.
00:41:58.700 Now, if you're a 0.79
00:41:59.420 shitty officer, fucking
00:42:00.600 don't be a shitty
00:42:01.340 officer.
00:42:02.300 Listen, I've had, I
00:42:03.240 mean, you know, I've
00:42:04.080 had my ass beat by a 0.98
00:42:05.280 cop, and I'm not
00:42:05.860 saying it wasn't
00:42:06.540 Well, you're a
00:42:07.020 professional at getting
00:42:07.780 your ass beat. 0.91
00:42:08.520 That's a fucking fact.
00:42:09.740 Man, I'll tell you
00:42:10.200 what, I got my ass
00:42:11.340 beat, too.
00:42:11.840 Did you deserve it?
00:42:13.260 I beat, well, here's
00:42:14.020 the thing, is I beat
00:42:14.620 this dude up in the
00:42:15.340 street, and then I got
00:42:16.640 So you deserved it.
00:42:17.340 Yeah.
00:42:18.280 I got my ass beat by
00:42:19.580 the cop.
00:42:20.900 So, I mean,
00:42:21.300 A little bit of
00:42:21.680 instant karma.
00:42:22.680 Yeah, well, hey,
00:42:23.540 listen, but I, you
00:42:24.840 know, I mean, it is,
00:42:26.020 you know, in that
00:42:26.380 point, it is what it
00:42:27.060 is.
00:42:27.280 That's an example
00:42:28.480 of removing your own
00:42:29.240 ego, though.
00:42:29.860 Yeah.
00:42:30.160 Like, dude, sometimes
00:42:30.860 you got to say, well,
00:42:32.440 that's what I
00:42:33.980 fucking deserve.
00:42:34.920 Listen, I've had a
00:42:36.120 lot more positive
00:42:36.780 interactions than I
00:42:37.520 have negative.
00:42:38.080 Yeah.
00:42:38.460 Fucking one million.
00:42:39.380 Yeah.
00:42:39.560 You know, and for
00:42:40.320 sure, I think it
00:42:40.880 comes back to, you
00:42:41.680 know, doing the
00:42:42.320 right thing and
00:42:42.840 checking your ego and
00:42:43.700 being able to have
00:42:44.300 that conversation.
00:42:45.400 You know, an adult,
00:42:46.540 like you said to
00:42:48.260 Jordan, you know,
00:42:49.660 hey, man, that guy,
00:42:50.320 that's how he, you
00:42:51.080 know, in my sense,
00:42:51.840 that's how they're
00:42:52.300 going to raise their
00:42:52.780 kid or that's how
00:42:53.440 that, you know, he's
00:42:54.540 that's how he wants
00:42:55.120 to live his life.
00:42:55.740 That's OK.
00:42:56.420 Do I agree.
00:42:57.140 You know what I
00:42:57.360 mean?
00:42:57.600 Yeah.
00:42:57.860 And I think it's
00:42:58.540 and you know what?
00:42:58.900 You could have
00:42:59.180 dinner with that
00:42:59.660 guy.
00:43:00.340 Totally.
00:43:00.820 You know, honestly,
00:43:01.700 I would love to have
00:43:02.500 dinner with that guy
00:43:03.280 and just find out why
00:43:04.020 the fuck he thinks
00:43:04.660 that.
00:43:04.920 That's right.
00:43:05.300 It doesn't mean I'm
00:43:05.920 going to yell at him
00:43:06.580 or be mad at him.
00:43:07.400 I'm going to say,
00:43:08.080 hey, why do you
00:43:09.220 think that?
00:43:09.800 And we're going to
00:43:10.180 have a talk.
00:43:11.060 Do you know what's
00:43:11.640 cool?
00:43:12.040 You know, Tyron,
00:43:12.920 Tyron Woodley.
00:43:13.580 Yeah.
00:43:13.760 Like he's here in
00:43:14.440 St. Louis, fucking
00:43:16.080 welterweight legend,
00:43:16.940 UFC stud.
00:43:18.380 I know a lot of you
00:43:18.960 guys follow him and
00:43:19.580 know him, but he's
00:43:20.560 cool like that.
00:43:21.420 Like, dude, he has
00:43:22.560 him and I have a
00:43:24.800 lot of belief.
00:43:25.500 We have a lot of
00:43:25.940 beliefs that are
00:43:26.340 similar.
00:43:26.700 We have a lot of
00:43:27.100 beliefs that are
00:43:27.520 different.
00:43:28.160 And you know why
00:43:28.940 they're different?
00:43:29.520 Because we grew up
00:43:30.500 fucking different.
00:43:31.360 Way different.
00:43:31.740 We have a completely
00:43:32.480 he's black.
00:43:33.800 I'm fucking not
00:43:34.720 black.
00:43:35.500 He's grew up over
00:43:36.980 here.
00:43:37.320 I grew up in the
00:43:38.140 country.
00:43:38.560 He grew up in
00:43:39.000 Ferguson.
00:43:39.400 I know.
00:43:39.740 That's what I'm
00:43:40.100 saying.
00:43:40.460 So like, dude, we
00:43:41.060 have different
00:43:41.760 perspectives.
00:43:42.420 That doesn't not
00:43:43.100 that doesn't mean we
00:43:44.520 should hate each
00:43:44.960 other and it doesn't
00:43:45.780 mean he's wrong and
00:43:46.480 I'm right.
00:43:47.100 That's right.
00:43:47.740 So I think if we
00:43:49.740 take a minute as
00:43:50.560 people to like just
00:43:52.560 move this mentality
00:43:53.640 of like I have to
00:43:54.780 win.
00:43:55.440 I have to win the
00:43:56.260 conversation.
00:43:57.140 Ego.
00:43:57.580 Dude, when you stop
00:43:58.340 trying to win
00:43:59.300 conversations with
00:44:00.820 your boss and with
00:44:01.760 your wife and with
00:44:02.600 your fucking husband 1.00
00:44:03.480 and all these other
00:44:04.640 places, shit will
00:44:06.220 start working for you.
00:44:07.280 I promise you.
00:44:08.040 Well, you got to
00:44:08.480 look for the
00:44:08.820 resolution, man.
00:44:09.480 I mean, people who
00:44:10.600 make the most money
00:44:11.340 in the world do what?
00:44:12.600 Solve fucking
00:44:13.200 problems.
00:44:13.660 That's right.
00:44:14.060 And they're great at
00:44:14.840 it.
00:44:14.900 And that's a good way
00:44:15.500 to start solving them.
00:44:16.300 That's right.
00:44:16.960 Because you start
00:44:17.480 with yourself.
00:44:18.100 That's right.
00:44:18.860 Dude, you know
00:44:19.240 what's crazy is going
00:44:20.000 back to doing the
00:44:21.100 right thing and how
00:44:21.740 things have changed
00:44:22.580 like in bringing up
00:44:23.460 sales, aggressive 1.00
00:44:24.700 negotiations, man.
00:44:25.820 Like it's crazy how
00:44:27.420 business used to be
00:44:28.420 done.
00:44:28.640 Like it used to be,
00:44:29.360 oh, my word is my
00:44:30.000 bond or we're going
00:44:31.040 to agree on a
00:44:31.660 handshake.
00:44:32.160 Now, motherfuckers 0.73
00:44:33.080 with like signed
00:44:34.740 paperwork, they'll
00:44:35.760 still try to go back
00:44:36.780 on that paperwork
00:44:37.700 like legal documents.
00:44:38.600 For sure.
00:44:39.080 For sure.
00:44:39.780 But I would say
00:44:41.580 that's still a
00:44:42.260 minority of people.
00:44:43.540 I will tell you
00:44:44.060 this when you.
00:44:45.580 OK, here's what I'll
00:44:46.940 say about that.
00:44:47.600 And I think this is
00:44:48.420 very accurate.
00:44:49.360 It's been very
00:44:50.100 accurate for me.
00:44:50.880 When you're at a
00:44:52.780 lower level of
00:44:53.600 business, when you're
00:44:54.660 at, you know, the
00:44:55.800 zero to let's say
00:44:57.740 five million level, a
00:45:00.240 lot of motherfuckers 1.00
00:45:00.920 that act like that
00:45:01.640 a whole lot.
00:45:02.880 When you get to
00:45:04.000 between five and
00:45:05.040 like 50 million, it's
00:45:06.740 less.
00:45:07.380 There's just less
00:45:08.400 because those people
00:45:09.540 eventually get
00:45:10.880 stomped down.
00:45:11.820 So when you get
00:45:13.620 like over a hundred
00:45:14.740 million, dude, it's
00:45:16.380 not like that.
00:45:17.080 It's everybody gets
00:45:18.420 it.
00:45:19.020 Everybody knows that
00:45:20.140 everybody's got to
00:45:21.000 have money and they
00:45:22.840 got to get a piece of
00:45:23.520 the pie.
00:45:24.380 Everybody.
00:45:25.160 This has been my
00:45:25.900 example.
00:45:26.460 Everybody gets it and
00:45:27.440 it's openly discussed
00:45:28.520 and we say, hey, you
00:45:30.780 got to make fucking
00:45:31.680 what do you got to
00:45:32.760 make?
00:45:34.400 Just say what you
00:45:35.080 got to make.
00:45:35.460 What you got to make
00:45:35.980 10 percent.
00:45:37.220 You know, listen, I
00:45:38.000 was just going to tell
00:45:38.540 a story about the
00:45:39.140 furniture game.
00:45:40.220 Yeah, I'm going
00:45:40.840 through.
00:45:41.220 Yeah.
00:45:41.380 I mean, like to
00:45:42.440 Andrew's point is dead
00:45:43.480 on.
00:45:43.760 I buy millions and
00:45:45.280 millions and millions
00:45:46.000 and millions of
00:45:46.600 dollars of raw goods
00:45:47.680 and supplies and
00:45:48.660 labels and lids every
00:45:49.660 fucking week. 0.90
00:45:50.760 I don't have one
00:45:51.720 agreement in place.
00:45:52.640 No, I have
00:45:53.360 handshakes.
00:45:53.900 That's right.
00:45:54.460 And I think this
00:45:55.340 this goes through to
00:45:56.340 to, you know, like
00:45:57.400 when I die, like I
00:45:58.240 always say, you know,
00:45:59.020 I talk about death,
00:45:59.780 but people think
00:46:00.280 about business like
00:46:01.100 that.
00:46:01.380 They think about
00:46:01.860 businesses like all
00:46:02.680 these crazy contracts
00:46:04.000 and this, this and
00:46:04.760 this and this, dude,
00:46:05.980 dude, that isn't
00:46:06.560 really how business is
00:46:07.480 done.
00:46:07.760 Business at the top
00:46:08.860 levels is still done
00:46:10.200 on word.
00:46:11.100 That's when you should
00:46:11.660 be most afraid in the
00:46:12.500 business.
00:46:13.060 Yeah, I know.
00:46:13.460 But you're not
00:46:14.080 because everybody at
00:46:15.200 that level understands
00:46:16.240 the point.
00:46:16.740 I'm talking about the
00:46:17.580 more contracts and
00:46:18.320 paperwork you have.
00:46:19.100 Like that's when you
00:46:19.640 should be the most
00:46:20.160 afraid.
00:46:21.060 That's fucking fake
00:46:21.980 business.
00:46:22.440 That's correct.
00:46:23.000 OK, that's fake
00:46:23.880 business.
00:46:24.300 It's not even real
00:46:24.900 shit.
00:46:25.240 That's what people
00:46:25.640 don't get.
00:46:26.360 That's not even
00:46:26.960 fucking real.
00:46:28.180 Ed and I run
00:46:28.780 Arte Cynic on a
00:46:29.760 fucking handshake.
00:46:31.400 Chris and Sal and I
00:46:32.300 have an agreement on
00:46:33.260 a fucking handshake on 0.90
00:46:34.520 a handshake.
00:46:35.340 OK, that's how
00:46:36.540 business works at top
00:46:37.620 level.
00:46:38.360 It just does.
00:46:39.340 Are there contracts in
00:46:40.420 place?
00:46:40.840 Yes.
00:46:41.780 A hundred percent.
00:46:42.620 But the contracts are
00:46:45.700 rarely discussed and
00:46:46.800 they're never brought
00:46:47.460 out until there's a
00:46:48.760 real problem.
00:46:50.140 And so what I'm
00:46:50.940 saying is people don't
00:46:52.400 at that level.
00:46:53.240 I'm not saying there's
00:46:53.940 no contracts.
00:46:54.740 What I'm saying is
00:46:55.460 their word actually
00:46:56.220 means their word, which
00:46:57.500 is why he was getting
00:46:58.300 so upset about what he
00:46:59.760 was dealing with today
00:47:00.720 today.
00:47:01.080 So, you know, that's
00:47:03.800 something that I think
00:47:04.580 is important for people
00:47:05.480 to understand.
00:47:07.040 That's bottom feeder 1.00
00:47:08.060 shit when people do
00:47:09.660 that.
00:47:10.360 And what are they trying
00:47:11.300 to do at that bottom
00:47:12.260 feeder level?
00:47:13.000 They're trying to make
00:47:13.860 the most they can.
00:47:14.800 That's right.
00:47:15.220 They're trying to take
00:47:15.800 take take.
00:47:16.520 Which is why they never
00:47:17.120 get any.
00:47:17.680 That's correct.
00:47:18.240 Yeah.
00:47:18.540 The true thing about
00:47:19.440 business is fair.
00:47:21.420 You start dude fair
00:47:22.500 being fair.
00:47:23.840 That is true, man.
00:47:31.080 Let me do this.
00:47:48.460 It's just short term
00:47:49.040 thinking, right?
00:47:49.640 It is.
00:47:50.080 Yeah, dude.
00:47:51.180 The thing is, is like.
00:47:52.920 Well, I'll cut you off,
00:47:54.740 but the thing that I've
00:47:55.720 learned at the top level
00:47:57.060 when I say at the top
00:47:58.740 level, I don't mean
00:47:59.360 because we're far from
00:48:00.860 where we want to go.
00:48:01.900 Yeah, but we are
00:48:03.500 classified as a big
00:48:04.980 business.
00:48:05.480 Yeah, and I think
00:48:06.220 everybody has skin in the
00:48:07.660 game, but you have a
00:48:08.420 mint.
00:48:08.620 The reason they get to
00:48:09.340 that point is because a
00:48:10.900 great business deal is
00:48:11.880 good for you.
00:48:12.860 It's good for me.
00:48:13.460 That's right.
00:48:13.820 And it's good for the
00:48:14.380 customer.
00:48:14.720 That's right.
00:48:15.180 And anytime that that
00:48:16.600 that equation gets out of
00:48:17.800 tilt, out of whack,
00:48:18.980 somebody gets the
00:48:19.960 relationship starts going
00:48:20.900 bad.
00:48:21.400 And yeah, but everybody
00:48:22.360 knows that's what happens
00:48:23.760 so they don't do it at
00:48:24.420 that level.
00:48:24.860 So they don't do it
00:48:25.720 because they want to be
00:48:26.900 able to do business in
00:48:28.480 the next year, the next
00:48:29.880 year, the next year, the
00:48:30.200 next year.
00:48:30.880 And to your point,
00:48:31.440 like, hey, how much do
00:48:32.300 I have to make?
00:48:32.880 Well, OK, well, I can I
00:48:33.820 have to make this percent
00:48:35.000 in order to survive.
00:48:35.740 OK, cool.
00:48:36.140 Let's operate out of
00:48:36.960 that.
00:48:37.220 Right.
00:48:37.480 Figure out how we make
00:48:37.960 this work.
00:48:38.440 Right.
00:48:38.920 You know, so you make
00:48:39.840 10, dude, I need to
00:48:41.600 make two and I need to
00:48:43.140 fucking third on
00:48:43.940 performance, blah, blah,
00:48:45.320 blah.
00:48:45.500 And it's all just
00:48:46.060 discussed openly like
00:48:47.060 that.
00:48:47.320 That's right.
00:48:47.580 It's very simple.
00:48:48.500 But people make it hard
00:48:49.660 with the fucking papers 0.93
00:48:50.640 because they want the
00:48:52.000 magic in the deal.
00:48:52.960 And where's the magic?
00:48:54.560 That's that's where you
00:48:55.400 get fucked. 0.93
00:48:56.100 Dude, when you start to
00:48:56.860 read something, it
00:48:57.600 don't make sense to
00:48:58.320 you.
00:48:58.920 You're getting a big
00:48:59.740 fucking donkey dick 1.00
00:49:00.660 right in your ass. 0.98
00:49:01.380 I promise you.
00:49:02.040 What's wrong with that?
00:49:03.000 Where there's just
00:49:03.560 where there's mystery,
00:49:05.380 there's margin.
00:49:05.900 That's right.
00:49:06.420 You know, so
00:49:07.180 mysteries in the 13
00:49:08.420 page of the contract
00:49:09.400 that you already
00:49:09.860 at that point, you're
00:49:10.640 thinking about something
00:49:11.340 you saw.
00:49:11.700 That's right.
00:49:12.620 Dude, what's funny,
00:49:13.520 though, is that people
00:49:15.020 like I can always tell
00:49:16.360 what kind of people
00:49:17.140 I'm dealing with by the 0.64
00:49:18.540 way they fucking talk
00:49:19.540 about paperwork.
00:49:20.280 Oh, yeah.
00:49:20.720 You know, I'm saying
00:49:21.360 dude, when we when
00:49:23.400 you're in this is a
00:49:24.380 problem with the young
00:49:25.140 entrepreneurs, you
00:49:26.140 know, we'll talk a
00:49:26.640 little business for a
00:49:27.360 minute is you guys
00:49:29.720 you're always focused
00:49:31.980 on what's in it for
00:49:33.280 me.
00:49:33.660 What can I get?
00:49:34.460 What can I do?
00:49:35.180 Just like Sal was
00:49:35.940 saying a minute ago.
00:49:37.140 The problem is, is
00:49:38.400 that that's not how you
00:49:39.220 get paid in business.
00:49:40.500 All right.
00:49:41.240 You get paid by doing
00:49:42.800 a fucking amazing job
00:49:44.300 and then you grow your
00:49:45.360 business because who
00:49:46.620 you did the amazing job
00:49:47.820 with or for tells
00:49:49.220 people about it.
00:49:50.040 That's the truth.
00:49:51.440 So what we have is a
00:49:53.440 situation of kind of
00:49:54.480 thinning the herd as you
00:49:55.520 progress up in the
00:49:57.820 economic scale of
00:49:58.880 business.
00:50:00.020 You at the bottom
00:50:00.900 levels, you have a lot
00:50:01.720 of people trying to do
00:50:02.500 what you just said.
00:50:03.520 Go back on their word,
00:50:04.860 go back against the
00:50:05.660 contract, do different
00:50:06.760 shit.
00:50:07.580 That happens a lot at
00:50:08.960 the low levels because
00:50:10.060 and the reason that they
00:50:11.420 don't get to the higher
00:50:12.380 level or the mid
00:50:13.180 level is because they do
00:50:14.220 that shit.
00:50:14.880 And when they start
00:50:15.740 doing that shit, 0.93
00:50:16.440 everybody tells
00:50:17.100 everybody this is the
00:50:18.300 kind of dude that you
00:50:19.080 are.
00:50:19.420 You're the kind of
00:50:19.840 girl that you are and
00:50:20.960 you can't get to the
00:50:21.860 middle level.
00:50:22.900 So when I always talked
00:50:23.940 on the MFCEO that being
00:50:25.820 a quality human and doing
00:50:27.020 the right thing actually
00:50:28.400 makes you the most money
00:50:29.500 and when I said about my
00:50:30.740 mom a minute ago teaching
00:50:31.840 us that, that's why we've
00:50:34.080 been able to keep growing
00:50:35.020 because we don't ever
00:50:35.860 fuck anybody and we do 0.99
00:50:37.580 the right thing.
00:50:38.340 And you do what you said
00:50:39.080 you're going to do.
00:50:39.440 That's right.
00:50:40.160 And so it's the most
00:50:41.720 important thing, dude, in
00:50:42.900 life and business.
00:50:43.560 It really is.
00:50:44.260 And I know that sounds
00:50:45.040 like a lot of the younger
00:50:46.100 guys are like, oh, dude,
00:50:47.320 fucking old. 0.69
00:50:49.140 You're old school.
00:50:49.800 No, motherfucker.
00:50:50.460 I'm telling you, that's the
00:50:51.280 way it is.
00:50:52.340 If you do what's right, you
00:50:53.960 do what you said you're
00:50:54.820 going to do.
00:50:55.300 You're going to fucking be
00:50:56.380 successful in business,
00:50:57.380 even if it costs you
00:50:58.200 money.
00:50:58.480 That's right.
00:50:58.920 And it does sometimes.
00:50:59.680 And you know, what's funny
00:51:00.420 is you talk about quality of
00:51:01.540 character.
00:51:02.260 You know, when I had that
00:51:03.580 conversation today, it was
00:51:05.580 very stern, aggressive.
00:51:07.720 Some would call it hard
00:51:08.540 conversation to have because,
00:51:09.720 you know, when you first
00:51:10.520 start having it, it makes
00:51:11.860 I think you at one point
00:51:12.780 you did say, like, fuck
00:51:13.940 you.
00:51:14.540 Yeah.
00:51:14.760 So, I mean, it was it was
00:51:15.980 aggressive, but understanding
00:51:17.600 that they.
00:51:18.840 OK, so when if you stand for
00:51:20.760 what's correct, they
00:51:22.320 understand that.
00:51:23.600 Yeah.
00:51:23.720 You know what I mean?
00:51:24.100 So like further on down the
00:51:26.160 road, when you start having
00:51:27.220 different conversations, they
00:51:28.480 learn to trust you because
00:51:29.360 you'll do what's right.
00:51:30.440 Right.
00:51:30.540 You'll stand up for what's
00:51:31.240 right.
00:51:31.460 You're not trying to get them
00:51:32.340 for something.
00:51:32.900 But that's what gets you the
00:51:33.860 next deal.
00:51:34.500 Correct.
00:51:34.820 And the next deal.
00:51:35.700 Hey, go deal with him
00:51:36.560 because he's he's a fair guy.
00:51:38.420 Right.
00:51:38.640 A fair.
00:51:39.120 This is where people fucking 0.96
00:51:40.140 miss it.
00:51:40.580 They don't see that like
00:51:41.720 how behaving with like a
00:51:43.780 good moral integrity is
00:51:46.360 beneficial in business.
00:51:47.500 They think it's a they think
00:51:48.980 it's a buzzword.
00:51:50.000 They think it's, you know,
00:51:51.100 some shit that Gary Vee
00:51:52.340 just fucking shouts about
00:51:53.520 like be good, have empathy,
00:51:56.140 kindness.
00:51:56.620 They think it's fucking
00:51:57.320 bullshit because he says it
00:51:59.040 so much.
00:51:59.480 But the truth is all that
00:52:01.000 shit is really what he's
00:52:02.080 saying is do the right
00:52:03.280 fucking thing. 0.87
00:52:04.040 And when you do the right
00:52:05.100 thing, good things happen.
00:52:06.940 It's just the way it is.
00:52:08.180 And I'm going to tell you
00:52:09.100 from dealing with and being
00:52:10.580 friends with literally
00:52:11.660 not millionaires, but
00:52:14.120 hundred millionaires,
00:52:14.960 pretty much all the dudes
00:52:16.300 I fucking roll with.
00:52:17.460 At least.
00:52:19.740 That's how they operate.
00:52:21.080 If they say the real
00:52:22.700 the most successful guys
00:52:24.040 I know are the ones that
00:52:25.080 fucking do exactly
00:52:26.460 what they say.
00:52:27.280 And if it's and even
00:52:28.880 if they think exactly
00:52:29.960 what they say isn't
00:52:31.700 fair, they'll make it
00:52:32.540 fair even if it costs
00:52:33.400 some money.
00:52:33.960 That's correct.
00:52:34.460 Dude, I've had people in
00:52:35.500 our I've had people come
00:52:36.980 back to me and I've
00:52:38.160 come back to other
00:52:38.780 people at certain times
00:52:39.740 in business deals and
00:52:40.500 I've been like, look,
00:52:41.040 dude, we're making way
00:52:42.280 more money than what I
00:52:43.100 thought we were going to
00:52:43.640 make.
00:52:44.420 So I'm going to cut you 0.92
00:52:45.540 in a little bit more
00:52:46.160 here to make and dude
00:52:47.580 that's what you fucking 0.97
00:52:49.520 do.
00:52:50.100 Well, and no, nobody
00:52:51.480 will say that shit
00:52:52.400 because really nobody
00:52:53.840 knows it.
00:52:54.580 Well, yeah, because it's
00:52:55.420 scary.
00:52:55.800 You risk losing the
00:52:56.940 business, right?
00:52:57.580 No, they look at they
00:52:58.660 look at like these crazy
00:52:59.860 like tycoon movies, you
00:53:01.620 know, like about like
00:53:02.480 fuck like Wall Street
00:53:03.940 and like these movies
00:53:04.780 where and dude, there's
00:53:05.860 truth to those movies.
00:53:06.600 Like a lot of these
00:53:07.200 guys up there, they're
00:53:08.020 fucking criminals, man.
00:53:09.000 They are the exception
00:53:09.620 to, but those guys
00:53:10.460 always fall.
00:53:12.140 That's the point.
00:53:13.240 Like you always get
00:53:14.200 caught.
00:53:14.760 The Jeffrey Epstein's of
00:53:16.280 the world who fuck 0.98
00:53:17.300 everybody literally and
00:53:19.040 figuratively and
00:53:20.080 financially.
00:53:20.920 Guess what happens?
00:53:22.380 They don't hang
00:53:22.960 themselves.
00:53:24.080 Or did you?
00:53:27.000 It's sad.
00:53:27.660 I couldn't resist.
00:53:28.920 I'm sorry.
00:53:29.720 It's sad that, you
00:53:30.740 know, you think in
00:53:31.280 today's world, like
00:53:32.700 we're laughing at the
00:53:33.960 conspiracy, right?
00:53:35.500 Yeah.
00:53:36.020 We're laughing at the
00:53:36.780 guy's death, but the
00:53:37.640 truth of the matter is
00:53:38.300 to Andrew's point, you
00:53:39.200 know, you look at that
00:53:39.900 guy was a bad guy.
00:53:40.940 Yeah.
00:53:41.060 No, no, dude.
00:53:41.800 Okay.
00:53:42.160 Like I don't give a
00:53:42.980 yeah.
00:53:43.640 From what I would
00:53:44.420 fucking shed about as
00:53:45.360 many tears as I would
00:53:46.260 shed for Osama bin 0.99
00:53:47.280 Laden.
00:53:47.620 Yeah.
00:53:47.720 Zero.
00:53:48.220 Right.
00:53:49.120 Or maybe an applause.
00:53:50.520 Yeah.
00:53:50.740 A total applause.
00:53:51.720 Yeah.
00:53:51.920 So let's be fucking
00:53:52.920 straight about it.
00:53:53.600 Yeah.
00:53:53.800 No, no, no.
00:53:54.160 I'm just saying, you
00:53:56.000 know, when you go back
00:53:56.840 to having those business
00:53:58.800 deals, you know, when
00:54:00.040 you're losing money in a
00:54:01.000 situation, but you did
00:54:02.120 what you said you were
00:54:02.760 going to do.
00:54:03.340 You still win.
00:54:04.440 Not only do you win,
00:54:05.380 it's appropriate because
00:54:06.200 you've done, you did what
00:54:07.060 you said you were going
00:54:07.520 to do at the, at the
00:54:08.340 loss of money.
00:54:08.820 You can readdress the
00:54:09.620 situation and say, you
00:54:10.340 know, Hey man, like I
00:54:12.780 did what I said I was
00:54:13.460 going to do, but I want
00:54:14.100 you to know, like I said
00:54:15.140 I could do it at 10
00:54:15.780 points.
00:54:16.260 I lost money here.
00:54:17.140 I lost money here and
00:54:18.240 it put me in a bad spot
00:54:19.240 and I don't want to put
00:54:20.280 you in a bad spot moving
00:54:21.100 forward.
00:54:21.740 So let's renegotiate.
00:54:23.140 I need 13 or 14 points
00:54:24.460 in order for this to be
00:54:25.100 worth my time.
00:54:25.680 And bro, that happens
00:54:26.260 all the time.
00:54:27.920 Oh yeah.
00:54:28.600 It happens both ways to
00:54:29.720 our benefit and to the
00:54:31.440 other companies benefit.
00:54:32.500 But dude, that's also
00:54:33.260 why we continue to grow.
00:54:34.840 That's why our customer
00:54:35.760 base continues to grow
00:54:36.820 because we do the same
00:54:37.700 thing inside the way we
00:54:38.760 treat them.
00:54:39.560 It's really simple, man.
00:54:41.280 When you even teach your
00:54:42.240 employees this too, though,
00:54:43.280 like that's very uncommon.
00:54:44.600 You teach them to do the
00:54:45.640 right thing.
00:54:46.320 Well, why wouldn't I?
00:54:47.180 Well, I'm just saying
00:54:47.880 like not a lot of
00:54:49.080 companies will invest the
00:54:50.940 time and energy and the
00:54:52.100 money to actually teach
00:54:53.640 their employees that.
00:54:55.140 Well, I mean, dude, like
00:54:56.080 it's very simple.
00:54:56.940 Like you have to give your
00:54:58.100 employees autonomy.
00:54:59.180 You have to let them do
00:55:00.160 shit.
00:55:00.480 Like if you try to
00:55:01.460 create a system where
00:55:02.840 you dictate their every
00:55:03.800 move, they're going to be
00:55:05.240 unhappy in a robot.
00:55:06.600 That's normal.
00:55:07.300 But I think a lot of
00:55:07.920 entrepreneurs are scared
00:55:08.720 of giving autonomy to
00:55:09.780 their employees.
00:55:10.420 Of course they are.
00:55:11.160 But that's because not
00:55:11.860 that's because they're
00:55:13.120 beginning entrepreneurs
00:55:14.060 or they're unsuccessful
00:55:15.060 entrepreneurs.
00:55:16.000 And it's a little bit of
00:55:16.760 ego.
00:55:17.340 That's right.
00:55:18.000 They want to fucking
00:55:18.600 control everything.
00:55:19.400 That's right.
00:55:19.820 So great entrepreneurs
00:55:21.480 because that's that's
00:55:22.640 what I'm talking about
00:55:23.300 when I say this.
00:55:24.260 They understand that you
00:55:25.720 have to give your
00:55:26.320 employees autonomy.
00:55:27.620 So how do you get your
00:55:28.400 employees to have
00:55:29.440 autonomy and execute
00:55:31.060 the plan?
00:55:31.700 You create core values
00:55:33.040 and culture in your
00:55:33.740 company so that people
00:55:35.020 want to do the best
00:55:36.480 right thing.
00:55:37.180 They don't they aren't
00:55:38.320 forced to do the best
00:55:40.220 right thing.
00:55:40.900 Speaking on culture,
00:55:41.960 man, there's like like
00:55:43.660 we're in the lowest.
00:55:44.520 You know, historically, we
00:55:47.820 are at the lowest
00:55:48.780 employment rate right
00:55:49.660 now.
00:55:50.220 But the big companies
00:55:51.340 out there right now
00:55:51.920 unemployment rate.
00:55:52.940 Yeah.
00:55:53.080 Did I say employment?
00:55:54.540 Yeah.
00:55:54.780 Lowest unemployment rate.
00:55:55.760 Yeah.
00:55:56.060 And the biggest companies
00:55:56.920 out there right now are
00:55:57.940 actually having like
00:55:59.320 basically wars over the
00:56:01.500 middle, the minimum wage
00:56:02.940 talent.
00:56:03.500 Dude, you don't say.
00:56:05.360 So wait.
00:56:06.120 So you come in and you
00:56:09.520 fix the economy and you
00:56:11.980 bring jobs that were
00:56:13.640 overseas back to our
00:56:15.820 country.
00:56:17.840 And and all of a sudden
00:56:20.100 there's more jobs.
00:56:21.480 So more people have
00:56:22.820 careers.
00:56:23.400 So there's less.
00:56:25.240 The way I don't
00:56:25.800 understand that doesn't
00:56:27.340 even make sense to me.
00:56:28.660 I sense sarcasm.
00:56:30.340 I mean, what the fuck,
00:56:31.840 man?
00:56:32.580 This is what I don't
00:56:33.540 understand how people
00:56:34.380 don't get this.
00:56:35.260 Like, dude, when you
00:56:36.520 have jobs in America,
00:56:38.240 people people have jobs
00:56:40.100 and careers.
00:56:41.300 Right.
00:56:41.720 When you send them to
00:56:43.940 fucking wherever, guess 0.92
00:56:45.380 what?
00:56:46.340 They don't have jobs.
00:56:47.360 It's very simple.
00:56:48.280 And when there's more
00:56:49.060 jobs, that means there's
00:56:49.940 more good jobs.
00:56:50.700 And when there's more
00:56:51.620 good jobs, guess what
00:56:52.460 happens?
00:56:52.920 You make more money.
00:56:54.080 And what's really
00:56:54.900 happening here is these
00:56:56.240 fucking companies have
00:56:57.300 treated their employees
00:56:58.120 like shit for so long
00:56:59.500 and not trained them like
00:57:01.060 we've trained them.
00:57:01.900 And now they have people
00:57:03.260 who are better
00:57:04.700 companies, better to
00:57:05.760 work for, and they
00:57:06.420 have options so they
00:57:07.800 can go to a company
00:57:08.860 like ours or other
00:57:10.860 quality companies and
00:57:12.080 find a place to fit in
00:57:13.400 because we're the ones
00:57:15.140 that are growing the
00:57:15.940 most.
00:57:16.720 And so what's happening
00:57:17.480 is these shitty
00:57:18.200 companies are running
00:57:19.080 into a situation where
00:57:20.440 they, you know, like I
00:57:21.700 said, they haven't
00:57:22.400 delivered.
00:57:23.360 If you go find one of
00:57:24.560 these companies who
00:57:25.420 everybody says they love
00:57:26.280 to work for, they are
00:57:27.020 not having a fucking
00:57:27.660 problem finding people.
00:57:28.600 Look at Chick-fil-A.
00:57:29.320 They're not having a
00:57:30.000 problem.
00:57:30.320 Well, when you say
00:57:31.160 shitty too, like
00:57:32.260 understand that Andy's
00:57:33.540 talking about like major
00:57:34.680 companies that are in the
00:57:36.040 world like Amazon and
00:57:37.220 fucking, you know, all 0.60
00:57:38.820 these fast food chains
00:57:39.760 like Target, Costco, and
00:57:41.120 then like, dude, they're
00:57:42.380 big.
00:57:42.820 It's not, listen, there's
00:57:43.800 some of these companies
00:57:44.700 do well, like as terms of
00:57:46.180 culture and fucking
00:57:47.060 treating their employees
00:57:47.920 and good places to work.
00:57:48.920 But what I'm saying is
00:57:50.120 the companies that are
00:57:51.340 having problems are the
00:57:54.040 companies that aren't
00:57:55.040 offering fair wages.
00:57:56.620 So instead of, and this
00:57:59.140 is where I want to tie
00:57:59.880 this together for you
00:58:00.780 guys that don't
00:58:01.340 understand this, instead
00:58:02.680 of trying to legislate
00:58:04.140 $15 minimum wages, let
00:58:07.940 the economy fucking handle
00:58:09.960 it on its own and vote
00:58:11.640 for the economy.
00:58:12.820 You see what I'm saying?
00:58:14.200 So like when you have a
00:58:16.080 good economy and people
00:58:17.320 are hiring, growing, and
00:58:18.640 creating jobs, less people
00:58:20.840 get to work at fucking
00:58:21.880 Taco Bell.
00:58:22.760 That's just the way it
00:58:23.840 is.
00:58:24.160 So you don't have to
00:58:25.500 raise the minimum wage.
00:58:27.160 The minimum wage was
00:58:28.440 never intended to be a
00:58:29.640 living wage.
00:58:30.740 It's the, it's, it's
00:58:31.900 intended to be something
00:58:32.960 in addition to, it's not
00:58:34.940 a fucking career for most
00:58:36.820 people.
00:58:37.160 And by the way, those
00:58:38.520 companies can make a
00:58:39.620 career.
00:58:39.980 If you work a certain way
00:58:41.440 for a certain amount of
00:58:42.280 time, there's lots of
00:58:43.660 people that have careers
00:58:44.900 at fucking Taco Bell.
00:58:45.920 Well, speaking of Taco
00:58:46.900 Bell, do you know that
00:58:47.520 they're actually quote
00:58:48.620 unquote testing a
00:58:49.640 hundred thousand
00:58:50.280 dollar base salary for
00:58:52.100 general managers?
00:58:53.000 Yeah, they're going to
00:58:53.420 have to, they're going
00:58:54.500 to have to, because
00:58:55.300 that's what retail
00:58:56.500 managers are getting
00:58:57.340 paid now.
00:58:58.240 They're fucking, they
00:58:59.400 at least have a comp
00:59:00.300 system that allows them
00:59:01.760 to make that sort of
00:59:02.600 money.
00:59:02.920 We do.
00:59:04.020 I mean, that's that we've
00:59:05.240 been doing that for how
00:59:05.900 many years?
00:59:06.840 So, you know, what's
00:59:09.100 happening, dude, is the
00:59:10.000 culture companies are
00:59:10.880 swallowing everybody up
00:59:11.880 and all the regular
00:59:12.920 companies that treat
00:59:13.700 everybody like a number
00:59:14.700 they're fucking having
00:59:15.780 problems with people
00:59:16.540 right now.
00:59:16.940 So you can tie us back
00:59:17.680 to kids.
00:59:18.760 You know what I mean?
00:59:19.580 The economy is going to
00:59:20.480 correct business in
00:59:21.320 itself.
00:59:21.680 And it's whenever you,
00:59:22.820 if you raise, you know,
00:59:23.900 in my opinion, if you
00:59:24.600 raise your kid to be
00:59:25.340 strong, moral values, a
00:59:27.340 forward moving asset, when
00:59:29.000 he goes to the world, that's
00:59:30.160 right, he will swim.
00:59:31.260 He's going to have more
00:59:31.860 opportunities to have more
00:59:32.900 opportunity.
00:59:33.560 And that comes through with
00:59:34.680 a lot of failure, but it
00:59:35.540 comes, it comes with a lot
00:59:37.600 of tests that comes with a
00:59:38.680 lot of, you know, not doing
00:59:40.860 what, you know, society always
00:59:42.300 says is okay.
00:59:43.180 Or, you know, it's in your
00:59:44.580 fucking ground.
00:59:45.340 Yeah.
00:59:45.720 You know, and I hate to, I'm
00:59:47.040 not trying to make it a
00:59:47.660 political play, but you know,
00:59:48.900 Donald Trump was simply
00:59:49.880 just doing what he said he
00:59:50.640 was going to do.
00:59:51.340 You know what I mean?
00:59:51.760 I'm going to eliminate jobs
00:59:52.600 over there.
00:59:52.960 I'm going to bring them
00:59:53.460 here and we're going to let
00:59:54.560 all of it take care of
00:59:55.460 itself.
00:59:55.960 And it's interesting that
00:59:57.080 there's like people mad about
00:59:58.300 it.
00:59:58.900 Like, how can you be mad?
01:00:00.180 But that's ego.
01:00:01.200 That's ego.
01:00:02.020 How weird is it?
01:00:02.900 How can you, if you're a
01:00:04.680 fucking American, how can you 0.98
01:00:06.100 be mad about the economy?
01:00:08.320 Like, why are we, why are we
01:00:10.620 talking about like, dude, I
01:00:12.260 see people like hoping that the
01:00:14.160 fucking economy goes bad, man.
01:00:16.500 That's, that's fucked up.
01:00:17.520 Like, dude, like we fucking
01:00:19.720 live here.
01:00:20.540 Motherfuckers. 1.00
01:00:20.960 Not only that, like, dude, if
01:00:22.360 what's the, what does it matter
01:00:24.120 that the guy, you don't like
01:00:26.300 the guy.
01:00:27.300 I get it.
01:00:27.960 You don't like him.
01:00:29.080 You think he looks weird.
01:00:29.980 You think he talks weird.
01:00:30.920 You don't like his fucking
01:00:32.660 personality and all this shit.
01:00:34.540 I, whatever.
01:00:35.700 But what do the fucking
01:00:37.580 numbers say?
01:00:39.120 Hey, man, I don't like Howard
01:00:41.400 Schultz.
01:00:42.420 You know, the guy that owns
01:00:43.540 Starbucks.
01:00:44.120 Yeah.
01:00:44.660 But I fucking drink the fuck
01:00:45.760 out of his coffee because he
01:00:46.620 makes good coffee.
01:00:47.660 Hey, you know what, dude?
01:00:49.660 That's actually a great fucking
01:00:51.340 point.
01:00:51.740 Yeah, I just, I don't, I don't
01:00:53.800 think it would be, it would be
01:00:54.640 nice for people in this country
01:00:56.320 to bond over being an American
01:00:58.080 and actually root for us winning
01:01:00.220 as a fucking country instead of
01:01:01.740 rooting for their fucking 0.78
01:01:03.500 mascot.
01:01:04.560 Well, I'll tell you what's,
01:01:05.300 what's sad, you know, and I
01:01:06.580 remember this.
01:01:07.300 I mean, I think everybody can
01:01:08.460 probably reflect back and maybe
01:01:09.900 not everybody because a lot of
01:01:10.920 the, a lot of the listeners are
01:01:12.000 young, but you know, when 9-11
01:01:14.100 happened, 9-11 was a terrible
01:01:16.480 day.
01:01:16.780 I mean, you can, you can know
01:01:17.860 exactly where you're at and who
01:01:19.100 you were with and the
01:01:19.820 conversations you had, but what
01:01:21.700 came of that for, I don't want
01:01:23.040 to say a short period of time,
01:01:23.880 but for a pretty good period of
01:01:25.160 time, but still short over in the
01:01:26.960 big picture was a great sense of
01:01:28.760 unity, you know, it was a great
01:01:30.160 sense of America.
01:01:31.080 It was a great sense of pride.
01:01:32.680 And I would love to have, I
01:01:34.720 still have that.
01:01:35.520 No, no, I understand.
01:01:36.200 But when you see it from all
01:01:37.080 sides, it would be a great place
01:01:38.400 to be right now because if we
01:01:39.720 could tie the, the back half of
01:01:41.640 like, Oh, he's going to war and he 0.75
01:01:43.340 fucking sucks. 0.93
01:01:44.040 And he was like, what happens?
01:01:44.920 It's like, what about we're doing
01:01:46.160 really fucking good as a country
01:01:47.280 right now?
01:01:47.660 We should have a lot.
01:01:48.280 We should have more fucking pride
01:01:49.320 right now than we have ever
01:01:50.760 fucking had.
01:01:51.360 Yeah.
01:01:51.600 It doesn't serve certain people's
01:01:53.340 agenda.
01:01:53.780 So they got to be angry about it.
01:01:55.500 That's the point.
01:01:56.180 That's because they're pissed
01:01:56.840 off.
01:01:56.980 That's a self that's over.
01:01:58.660 That's either selfish and I, I
01:02:00.500 either have money in the game or
01:02:01.840 fame in the game or power in the
01:02:03.240 game, or I love the mascot, the
01:02:09.000 figurehead of my party and these
01:02:11.340 ideals more than I love America
01:02:13.460 winning.
01:02:14.120 That's fucking sick.
01:02:15.160 I know, but that's the truth.
01:02:16.920 It's the truth.
01:02:18.320 And we don't, people don't even
01:02:20.140 stop to consider that.
01:02:21.360 Like when you see like, dude, I
01:02:24.820 didn't vote for fucking Obama.
01:02:26.880 I didn't like his whole story.
01:02:28.120 I didn't like his plan.
01:02:29.540 I think Obama's cool as fuck.
01:02:30.920 I would hang out with Obama.
01:02:32.700 I think he's fucking awesome.
01:02:34.240 I think I would like to learn how
01:02:35.280 to speak like him.
01:02:36.000 He's a great speaker.
01:02:36.820 He's the best for real.
01:02:38.760 The best.
01:02:39.360 The best.
01:02:39.760 Like that motherfucker make you 1.00
01:02:40.780 believe shit.
01:02:41.300 You didn't even fucking believe.
01:02:42.600 You know what I'm saying?
01:02:43.300 I am black.
01:02:44.220 I know.
01:02:45.460 Exactly.
01:02:45.820 I know why people bought that
01:02:46.980 shit.
01:02:47.200 Yeah, I do too.
01:02:48.000 Cause I kind of bought it.
01:02:48.900 Good.
01:02:49.280 Yeah.
01:02:49.520 But like, dude, I respect all
01:02:51.780 that.
01:02:52.080 And like you said earlier, like I
01:02:53.760 sit down and have fucking drinks 0.93
01:02:54.840 with them and I don't hate the
01:02:57.160 motherfucker. 0.99
01:02:57.720 How cool would it be to like sit
01:02:58.940 down and have fucking drinks with 0.97
01:03:00.340 that motherfucker?
01:03:00.720 It'd be cool.
01:03:01.540 But also, I think it would be
01:03:03.220 cool with Trump.
01:03:04.280 I think it'd be fucking hilarious.
01:03:05.700 I think it'd be hilarious to have
01:03:07.040 both those motherfuckers and then 1.00
01:03:08.800 have drinks.
01:03:09.420 I would love to see those two sit
01:03:10.700 down and have drinks together.
01:03:11.720 Oh, me too, man.
01:03:12.420 You know, like, you know, you
01:03:14.540 know, there'd be some shit
01:03:15.380 talking because Obama's a good
01:03:16.540 shit talker too.
01:03:17.320 I know he's, he's quippy.
01:03:18.900 Yeah.
01:03:19.020 Yeah.
01:03:19.280 Like he's Twitter talker.
01:03:20.400 Yeah.
01:03:20.580 Yeah.
01:03:20.780 Yeah.
01:03:22.100 But Trump is too, man.
01:03:25.020 Who's more, who's wittier, dude.
01:03:27.220 I don't know.
01:03:27.580 I mean, I, I, you know, obviously
01:03:28.660 I don't know.
01:03:29.220 I'm total speculation here, but I,
01:03:30.900 I think Obama would probably be
01:03:33.180 quicker to the gun than, than
01:03:34.800 Trump.
01:03:35.560 Yeah.
01:03:35.800 I don't know, man.
01:03:36.500 I think Trump would go deeper
01:03:37.660 though.
01:03:37.900 I think Trump would like, you
01:03:38.840 know, like whenever you're, no,
01:03:39.840 see, here's what it is.
01:03:41.100 It's the same thing you say
01:03:42.160 about me.
01:03:43.100 Like you always said this, dude,
01:03:45.940 if someone throws a pebble at
01:03:47.120 me, I throw them back a
01:03:48.740 fucking boulder.
01:03:49.440 Yeah.
01:03:49.620 Right.
01:03:49.880 And so I know that's how
01:03:50.960 Trump is too.
01:03:51.940 So like you fucked up my
01:03:53.880 saying, by the way, it's
01:03:55.260 grenade, a nuclear bomb.
01:03:56.640 You throw a grenade at Andrew,
01:03:57.820 he throws back a nuclear bomb.
01:03:59.140 Well, fuck, that's what you do.
01:04:01.460 It breaks the door.
01:04:02.340 So that would be, that would be
01:04:03.500 the, the, the Obama, uh, Trump
01:04:06.020 conversation.
01:04:07.020 Right.
01:04:07.260 For sure.
01:04:07.780 Like, like Obama's going to say
01:04:09.540 some shit that's kind of funny
01:04:10.740 and like quick throw that 0.88
01:04:12.080 grenade.
01:04:12.700 And then Trump's just going to
01:04:13.620 like be like, yeah, bro.
01:04:15.300 No, I was going to say is I
01:04:16.740 got the fucking Dow Jones, the
01:04:17.900 30,000 say what?
01:04:19.380 Yeah.
01:04:19.800 Yeah.
01:04:20.600 He's going to rip out all these
01:04:21.920 fucking stats.
01:04:22.760 Yeah.
01:04:23.220 I got unemployment at the lowest
01:04:24.620 rate it's ever been in U.S.
01:04:25.640 history.
01:04:26.140 What?
01:04:26.640 Yeah.
01:04:26.760 He's going to take all the fun
01:04:27.860 out of the conversation.
01:04:29.220 That would be like a five 0.78
01:04:30.220 minute dinner.
01:04:31.080 Oh, dude.
01:04:31.460 I bet you I still go to it.
01:04:33.760 I bet you secretly they'd be
01:04:34.660 friends.
01:04:35.240 I do.
01:04:36.100 For sure.
01:04:37.420 For sure.
01:04:38.000 They would be.
01:04:38.940 There's no question.
01:04:40.160 They can pretend all they want.
01:04:41.380 They fucking hate each other.
01:04:42.440 But there's a mutual respect
01:04:43.600 there both ways.
01:04:45.220 Did you guys see the picture of
01:04:46.880 it was a mock-up of Trump with
01:04:48.600 his wig and without his wig?
01:04:50.180 Like with the fucking two man
01:04:51.620 shoe.
01:04:52.100 That was badass, dude.
01:04:53.520 Like a former Navy SEAL.
01:04:55.060 Yeah, dude.
01:04:55.720 It was cool.
01:04:56.620 The whole the whole internet is
01:04:57.600 like, dude, he should totally do
01:04:58.620 that.
01:04:59.000 Yeah.
01:04:59.440 Well, I don't think he can grow
01:05:00.700 hair on his head, much less on
01:05:01.700 his face.
01:05:02.720 What is he got fake hair?
01:05:03.740 Is that fake?
01:05:04.240 Oh, fuck.
01:05:04.660 I don't know.
01:05:04.920 It looks like it's fake.
01:05:05.960 I don't know, dude.
01:05:07.220 I'll tell you what.
01:05:07.880 When the wind's blowing, buddy.
01:05:09.000 Yeah.
01:05:09.720 He's probably nervous.
01:05:10.860 Come over central.
01:05:11.720 Oh, dude.
01:05:13.560 I don't know, man.
01:05:14.800 I think the salaries and all
01:05:17.320 that.
01:05:17.580 I think, dude, it doesn't
01:05:19.560 surprise me at all.
01:05:20.360 It's the organic way of how
01:05:21.860 this should go.
01:05:22.540 Well, dude, it's actually kind
01:05:23.320 of funny.
01:05:23.940 Like some of the incentives
01:05:24.960 these big companies are
01:05:26.180 offering.
01:05:26.500 Like, how do they miss the
01:05:27.320 mark?
01:05:27.620 Starbucks create an app, a
01:05:29.200 meditation app for their
01:05:30.240 employees.
01:05:31.460 Church is kicking.
01:05:32.020 I don't know, dude.
01:05:32.760 For the fruit, for Starbucks
01:05:34.580 employees, that might be
01:05:35.620 appropriate to their culture,
01:05:36.820 bro.
01:05:37.580 Like, I mean, I'm being
01:05:38.280 serious.
01:05:38.740 Like you go into Starbucks,
01:05:39.900 they're all the same kind of
01:05:40.980 people.
01:05:41.320 I mean, a direct quote was we
01:05:42.400 didn't ask for a meditation
01:05:43.320 app.
01:05:43.660 We want to be able to pay our
01:05:44.620 rent.
01:05:45.180 Well, well, I would agree with
01:05:47.620 that, but I don't know.
01:05:49.440 I don't fucking know their
01:05:50.500 culture, bro.
01:05:51.400 But I, I think that's a weird
01:05:53.300 thing to do.
01:05:53.900 Yes, but I'll tell you, I
01:05:54.940 mean, dude, like, hey, all my
01:05:56.080 employees are fucking leaving
01:05:57.280 to go elsewhere.
01:05:57.840 So I'm going to create a
01:05:58.780 fucking meditation app.
01:05:59.960 Like, calm down, bro.
01:06:01.360 It ain't that bad.
01:06:02.240 Church is kicking is giving
01:06:03.120 out new uniforms.
01:06:04.000 Oh, well, fuck.
01:06:04.760 That's, that's amazing.
01:06:06.000 I'm sure that'll keep lots of
01:06:07.160 people.
01:06:07.660 Well, I mean, dude, but I,
01:06:09.800 you know, it's a, it's a real
01:06:10.800 issue because, you know,
01:06:11.980 that's the biggest, I think,
01:06:13.520 at least when I look at it,
01:06:14.940 there's a lot of lessons to be
01:06:16.120 learned from my, from my
01:06:17.220 seat.
01:06:17.460 But secondarily, man, like
01:06:18.940 that's why it's always.
01:06:20.580 Whoa.
01:06:21.440 Whoa.
01:06:22.000 Here's a good one,
01:06:22.640 though.
01:06:23.420 McDonald's launched a
01:06:24.260 campaign called Where Do
01:06:26.000 You Want to Be, which
01:06:27.220 partners a handful of
01:06:28.340 workers with experts,
01:06:29.380 including rapper Yaz.
01:06:31.160 Yaz, the greatest.
01:06:33.120 Do you fucking know who
01:06:33.980 that is?
01:06:34.520 No, I have no idea.
01:06:35.420 I don't have a clue who
01:06:36.380 it is.
01:06:36.540 All right.
01:06:36.880 And dermatologist Mina
01:06:38.820 Singh to discuss career
01:06:40.660 options.
01:06:42.260 Dude, let me help you with
01:06:44.040 this McDonald's.
01:06:45.780 Where do you want to be?
01:06:47.520 Not at fucking McDonald's.
01:06:49.180 Like, what the fuck?
01:06:50.600 Where does McDonald's
01:06:51.360 want to be?
01:06:51.460 Lead them outside of 1.00
01:06:52.140 McDonald's.
01:06:52.780 Yeah.
01:06:52.960 Why don't you show them
01:06:53.480 the opportunity up the
01:06:54.280 ladder?
01:06:55.140 How does that go down in a
01:06:56.300 boardroom?
01:06:56.380 This is their effort to
01:06:57.440 attract more employees.
01:06:58.500 Are you being fucking
01:06:59.100 serious right now?
01:06:59.900 Ted's serious.
01:07:01.120 Man, I mean.
01:07:02.040 Bro, you guys need some
01:07:02.820 help.
01:07:03.900 We got some consulting
01:07:04.860 services available.
01:07:05.640 We do.
01:07:06.240 I could literally change
01:07:08.040 this for you in about
01:07:08.740 three days for and it
01:07:10.520 would make you like
01:07:11.160 billions of dollars.
01:07:12.160 Yeah, it'd be real easy.
01:07:12.900 You would go outside.
01:07:13.860 You would switch all the
01:07:14.680 M's to a red Chick-fil-A 0.79
01:07:16.000 sign and you'd be
01:07:16.740 fucking back. 0.51
01:07:17.260 Hey, it's fucking
01:07:22.020 true, man.
01:07:22.520 Pay me, motherfucker.
01:07:23.500 Give it away.
01:07:24.200 I spend more fucking
01:07:25.880 money every month at
01:07:26.860 Chick-fil-A than I do 0.99
01:07:27.740 any other fucking 0.98
01:07:28.420 restaurant.
01:07:29.320 Why?
01:07:30.260 Dude, why?
01:07:31.040 Because they make a
01:07:31.740 quality product and they
01:07:32.460 have unbelievable
01:07:33.000 service.
01:07:34.020 Mostly on some.
01:07:34.580 No, no.
01:07:34.980 The bottom line is it's
01:07:36.740 just better.
01:07:37.460 It's better.
01:07:38.300 It's a better dude.
01:07:38.940 It's a better overall
01:07:39.660 experience.
01:07:40.980 And you know what?
01:07:42.120 I feel good giving them
01:07:43.540 money because they're
01:07:44.160 kicking fucking ass like 1.00
01:07:45.580 those kids are in their
01:07:46.400 kids, you know, like
01:07:47.160 those kids back there
01:07:48.240 working or they're doing
01:07:49.340 what their parents.
01:07:50.500 OK, are raising their
01:07:51.660 kids the right fucking
01:07:52.380 way.
01:07:52.680 OK.
01:07:53.000 And what's fucking
01:07:53.860 Chick-fil-A known for
01:07:54.980 their fucking culture.
01:07:56.660 That's right.
01:07:57.400 And dude, you know what?
01:07:58.140 They raise.
01:07:58.680 I've only been saying it
01:07:59.320 for fucking six years 0.89
01:08:00.920 now, motherfuckers. 0.99
01:08:01.940 You don't get it.
01:08:03.600 This is why Chick-fil-A 0.90
01:08:04.940 beats the fuck out of
01:08:05.900 everybody else.
01:08:06.720 Yeah, this is it.
01:08:08.260 OK, do they make
01:08:09.260 better product?
01:08:10.080 Yeah, they make
01:08:10.640 better product.
01:08:11.200 You know why they make
01:08:11.940 better product?
01:08:12.640 Because they got a
01:08:13.540 culture that cares about
01:08:14.700 making the best fucking
01:08:15.780 product.
01:08:16.980 You guys don't get it.
01:08:18.480 This is real simple.
01:08:19.940 And they take pride in
01:08:20.680 the delivery, bro.
01:08:22.860 Hey, we're going to
01:08:24.180 build some culture, dude.
01:08:25.180 I ran out of fucking
01:08:25.940 paintball field.
01:08:27.180 You fuckers don't get it,
01:08:28.760 man.
01:08:29.200 You don't get it.
01:08:31.140 If you want to get it,
01:08:32.820 join RTA syndicate and
01:08:34.040 I'll fucking teach it to
01:08:34.960 you.
01:08:35.180 Well, not only that,
01:08:35.900 though, I mean, dude,
01:08:36.500 Chick-fil-A is kicking
01:08:37.160 the fuck out of everybody
01:08:38.100 and they only compete six
01:08:38.980 out of seven days.
01:08:40.220 They give you Sunday
01:08:40.960 to catch up.
01:08:43.080 They're giving you a day
01:08:44.020 off.
01:08:44.400 That's that's how, you
01:08:45.300 know, they know that they
01:08:46.120 got the secret sauce.
01:08:47.080 Oh, shit.
01:08:47.660 I'm speaking of secret
01:08:48.640 sauce, dude.
01:08:49.180 They're yellow.
01:08:49.740 So I think we should do
01:08:50.840 the same.
01:08:51.440 I think we should I think
01:08:52.800 we should shut our
01:08:53.440 website down on Sundays
01:08:54.600 just to fucking give
01:08:55.940 everybody else a chance
01:08:56.760 to catch up.
01:08:57.760 No, that's so nice of
01:08:59.000 them.
01:08:59.260 Can we not?
01:08:59.760 Can we not do Sunday?
01:09:01.500 Sunday's a good day for 0.90
01:09:02.340 us.
01:09:02.860 We'll figure out another
01:09:03.660 day.
01:09:04.380 The only thing that
01:09:04.920 Chick-fil-A.
01:09:05.800 They have the secret sauce,
01:09:06.960 though.
01:09:07.260 They're fucking
01:09:07.860 fucking gas, man.
01:09:10.620 Only thing that they do
01:09:11.740 that bugs me is
01:09:12.620 whenever they take the
01:09:13.640 tray to you and you
01:09:15.600 thank them and they say
01:09:16.920 my pleasure.
01:09:17.620 It's like that's a
01:09:18.220 script.
01:09:18.680 That's it's a script.
01:09:19.580 But oh, I got it.
01:09:20.560 That saying just creeps
01:09:22.480 me the fuck. 0.86
01:09:22.980 No, I don't I don't know
01:09:23.980 why.
01:09:24.360 That's a testament to
01:09:25.380 their culture.
01:09:26.040 Fuck.
01:09:26.300 Yeah, there's a story
01:09:27.280 told.
01:09:28.220 There's a story told in
01:09:29.780 that company about why
01:09:31.100 you say that that
01:09:32.120 matters.
01:09:32.660 And that's why they do
01:09:33.380 it.
01:09:33.860 They I promise you
01:09:35.280 that's not that's
01:09:37.320 not an accident
01:09:39.820 thing that they just
01:09:41.060 like say, oh, this is a
01:09:42.080 good thing to say purposeful.
01:09:43.400 There's a fucking reason
01:09:44.260 for it.
01:09:44.880 There is.
01:09:45.180 But that's that phrase
01:09:45.920 is just always kind of
01:09:46.680 just.
01:09:47.140 Well, you know what,
01:09:47.660 dude, I why are you
01:09:48.820 giving me ammo, dude?
01:09:50.140 You know, I think it's
01:09:51.440 I mean, every time I hear
01:09:53.180 it, I think it's the
01:09:53.920 it's the greatest fucking
01:09:55.020 thing I hear because you
01:09:55.900 think and when you go
01:09:57.240 you might have and you
01:09:58.280 know this.
01:09:58.760 So you go to one
01:09:59.360 Wendy's Wendy's.
01:10:00.160 This Wendy's is fucking 0.98
01:10:00.940 great, but don't go to
01:10:01.700 that Wendy's over there.
01:10:02.580 It's terrible.
01:10:03.540 Chick-fil-A has been able
01:10:04.320 to establish a fucking 0.74
01:10:05.580 line and their people
01:10:07.320 and leaders and leaders
01:10:08.920 within have been able to
01:10:09.900 hold that line.
01:10:10.700 And when you go to any
01:10:11.640 Chick-fil-A, you get a
01:10:12.660 similar product, you get
01:10:13.400 a similar feel, almost
01:10:14.600 identical.
01:10:15.480 And do they have the
01:10:16.640 culture because they keep
01:10:17.540 those they keep those
01:10:18.480 employees that have pride
01:10:19.340 in the product that they
01:10:19.960 produce.
01:10:20.560 Oh, and by the way, what
01:10:22.380 do you got to do to keep
01:10:23.320 employees to care?
01:10:24.380 You got to fuck it.
01:10:25.480 No, first of all, you
01:10:26.840 got to care about them
01:10:27.880 and you got to pay them.
01:10:29.160 Yeah, I mean, that's
01:10:30.080 what companies don't get
01:10:31.060 companies think they can
01:10:32.180 just pay motherfuckers now 1.00
01:10:33.580 and these people are going
01:10:34.640 to stay that talk about
01:10:35.760 modeling and work.
01:10:36.520 No, it isn't.
01:10:37.100 It's not going to work
01:10:37.740 because it's not worth.
01:10:39.480 And dude, this is why most
01:10:41.220 of the business owners that
01:10:42.300 are listening here struggle.
01:10:44.360 People have options.
01:10:46.020 They have places to go.
01:10:47.360 Now, this is not seven
01:10:49.000 years ago where fucking 0.99
01:10:50.780 you were the best option
01:10:51.840 out there.
01:10:52.340 You may you may have been
01:10:53.680 at that time, but it's
01:10:55.040 evolved because there's
01:10:56.100 companies out there that
01:10:57.100 understand how to
01:10:58.460 specifically create a
01:11:00.900 certain culture based
01:11:02.780 around certain values that
01:11:04.180 they believe.
01:11:05.640 And because they teach the
01:11:07.580 companies and the people
01:11:09.180 in the company to to
01:11:10.760 abide and adopt and
01:11:13.120 ingrain that culture in
01:11:14.660 what they do now, everything
01:11:16.840 else runs smoothly.
01:11:18.200 But people don't take the
01:11:19.580 time to do it because they
01:11:20.720 don't run.
01:11:21.280 They don't know how to do
01:11:22.060 it.
01:11:22.220 Like I said, they think
01:11:23.440 going and fucking paintball
01:11:26.040 in her go cart in his
01:11:27.000 culture.
01:11:27.500 It's not culture, dude.
01:11:28.800 You have no idea what it
01:11:29.860 even means.
01:11:31.020 But that's most companies.
01:11:32.520 Hey, we're going to have a
01:11:33.500 fucking birthday party in
01:11:34.840 the kitchen for Karen in
01:11:37.060 20 minutes.
01:11:37.920 We got great company
01:11:39.060 culture.
01:11:39.600 Meanwhile, bro, you're a
01:11:41.080 fucking idiot. 0.98
01:11:42.380 That's the truth.
01:11:43.460 What is the fuck Karen 0.52
01:11:44.460 movement?
01:11:45.060 I don't know.
01:11:45.840 A Karen is just like a 1.00
01:11:46.740 name that you could throw
01:11:47.600 in the most basic name
01:11:49.400 ever.
01:11:49.940 Yeah, I think I think it's a
01:11:50.840 hashtag hashtag on
01:11:52.040 TikTok.
01:11:52.380 Yeah, I don't know how
01:11:53.180 that got famous, but like
01:11:54.280 I get it.
01:11:54.840 I don't know if there's
01:11:55.440 even a Karen haircut where
01:11:56.580 it's just like that.
01:11:57.660 You know, it's a Karen
01:11:58.420 walking in to argue with
01:11:59.660 the manager whenever you
01:12:00.560 see her.
01:12:02.140 That's an unfair
01:12:03.220 stereotype.
01:12:04.380 I know some wonderful
01:12:05.500 Karens.
01:12:06.740 Did you know what's weird
01:12:07.300 is how each generation
01:12:09.280 has like their pool of
01:12:10.280 names?
01:12:10.880 You know, you got my name
01:12:11.820 has never been really
01:12:12.700 that common, but it's
01:12:13.940 still common enough.
01:12:14.880 People know it.
01:12:15.960 I love my name because
01:12:17.100 it's like you don't know
01:12:18.120 too many other Andy's
01:12:19.240 like there's just not a
01:12:20.440 lot of them out there.
01:12:21.040 Now, I happen to know
01:12:22.360 another one now who
01:12:24.420 happens to be way bigger
01:12:25.420 than me.
01:12:26.000 And now I'm at 6'1 and
01:12:29.420 270 fucking pounds of
01:12:31.780 twisted steel and sex 0.99
01:12:32.780 appeal.
01:12:33.280 Not anymore.
01:12:33.900 You're number two now.
01:12:35.000 I've become little Andy.
01:12:37.700 What the fuck?
01:12:40.220 What the fuck?
01:12:41.040 Big Andy's fucking big
01:12:42.060 though.
01:12:42.240 That's what I'm saying.
01:12:43.880 Like he's so much bigger.
01:12:45.620 Like I got to be little
01:12:46.920 like my medium.
01:12:48.600 Like who's the little
01:12:49.560 Andy then?
01:12:50.300 Maybe I would say you're
01:12:51.680 still XL.
01:12:52.320 I just he's he's he comes
01:12:53.840 from the big and tall
01:12:54.520 store.
01:12:54.780 He's an XXL. 0.78
01:12:55.620 OK, so he doesn't even
01:12:56.420 count in the conversation.
01:12:57.500 So we could both be big
01:12:58.520 Andy.
01:12:58.940 Yeah, that because like
01:13:00.620 dude, I'm big for average
01:13:01.660 person.
01:13:02.160 Yeah, but that dude's
01:13:03.680 just big like a mountain
01:13:04.760 big.
01:13:05.380 Well, I mean, that's a
01:13:05.900 different kind of big.
01:13:06.640 That was part of the
01:13:07.300 argument that I had with
01:13:08.160 the builders group today
01:13:08.980 is we had to install a
01:13:09.980 couple special toilets
01:13:10.880 to hold Big Andy.
01:13:12.680 Dude, for real.
01:13:15.780 They better have fucking
01:13:16.820 power flush on her too,
01:13:18.120 motherfucker. 0.99
01:13:20.080 Holy shit.
01:13:21.320 Oh, man.
01:13:21.920 So time for dumbest
01:13:23.720 motherfucker of the
01:13:24.740 land.
01:13:25.320 I'm pretty sure McDonald's
01:13:26.460 could have made this list
01:13:27.280 this week.
01:13:27.720 But, oh, I'm reading
01:13:29.040 through these these these
01:13:30.580 companies and like we
01:13:31.600 could just go off on all
01:13:32.860 of them like like what
01:13:35.100 the fuck do you guys 0.98
01:13:36.200 think people want?
01:13:37.620 They want to have a good
01:13:38.800 time at work.
01:13:39.600 They want to be part of
01:13:40.520 the company and they want
01:13:41.760 to get paid fairly.
01:13:43.000 OK, so this is a great
01:13:43.960 example to teach you that
01:13:44.980 like look at Taco Bell,
01:13:46.140 you know, money can't fix
01:13:47.380 everything.
01:13:48.800 Just because you're going
01:13:49.620 to pay the guy a hundred
01:13:50.300 fucking grand doesn't mean
01:13:51.060 your company is going to
01:13:51.620 turn around.
01:13:52.160 No, dude, people are done.
01:13:53.440 People are done trading
01:13:54.720 their lives for just money.
01:13:56.820 Correct.
01:13:57.080 They're done.
01:13:57.720 It's over.
01:13:58.440 Well, they don't have to.
01:13:59.220 They don't have to anymore
01:14:00.060 because there's all these
01:14:01.200 other companies that have
01:14:03.500 followed the lead of a few
01:14:04.740 companies.
01:14:05.380 We're one of them who have
01:14:08.460 created these crazy fucking
01:14:10.380 amazing, inclusive,
01:14:12.360 badass cultures where, 0.75
01:14:13.720 dude, when I come here,
01:14:15.280 I feel it like we fucking
01:14:17.260 made it like the number
01:14:19.440 one thing that I get from
01:14:20.480 the vendors who come in and
01:14:21.440 they're like, dude, this
01:14:22.260 place has a buzz.
01:14:23.520 Bro, Alex said it to me
01:14:24.500 yesterday or the day
01:14:25.580 before.
01:14:25.900 Yeah.
01:14:26.500 So Alex sitting in here,
01:14:27.940 he's one of our security
01:14:28.660 guys.
01:14:29.140 He says he's like, dude,
01:14:32.040 everybody's so nice there.
01:14:33.560 What is that?
01:14:34.220 Like that?
01:14:34.740 You guys got a good thing
01:14:35.580 going and that's the culture.
01:14:36.960 My pleasure.
01:14:37.580 Right.
01:14:37.740 Exactly.
01:14:38.360 Your pleasure.
01:14:39.780 No, but I'm saying that's
01:14:41.320 the core.
01:14:41.920 The core.
01:14:42.460 You know what the fuck he
01:14:43.220 meant?
01:14:43.560 Yeah.
01:14:43.880 Yeah.
01:14:45.000 Fuck you, dude.
01:14:46.520 I've developed some good
01:14:47.640 young men in here and women.
01:14:49.120 Yeah.
01:14:50.460 You got my play.
01:14:51.780 You got fucking Tyler.
01:14:53.240 Yeah.
01:14:54.380 Tyler's good.
01:14:55.060 You used to make fun of me
01:14:56.160 for locker room leadership.
01:14:57.240 He'd be like, fuck your
01:14:58.120 locker room.
01:14:58.940 That's that's because you're
01:14:59.800 not obey.
01:15:00.220 You're not doing locker room
01:15:01.020 leadership anymore.
01:15:01.800 Now you're doing it the way I
01:15:02.560 told you.
01:15:03.800 And it works.
01:15:04.920 Kangaroo court.
01:15:05.820 Say your pleasure, Andy.
01:15:06.620 Why don't you my pleasure?
01:15:08.360 No.
01:15:08.660 Why don't you just remove your
01:15:09.920 ego from the situation and allow
01:15:11.600 that to be your truth?
01:15:12.740 Like it's our truth.
01:15:14.060 And to Andrew's point, this is
01:15:15.240 how good I can spin it on.
01:15:17.520 You know, the people with the
01:15:18.240 most ego can't understand it.
01:15:19.480 Maybe it's just that they're not
01:15:20.640 right.
01:15:22.360 Yeah, I agree.
01:15:23.180 It's happening right now.
01:15:25.160 It's clearly happening right now.
01:15:27.040 Yes, it just happened right now.
01:15:28.080 It just happened to you.
01:15:29.080 It just happened.
01:15:31.460 Oh, I'm nominating both of you
01:15:33.380 for dumbest motherfuckers of the 0.96
01:15:34.460 land.
01:15:34.880 OK, when you've won dumbest
01:15:36.360 motherfucker of the land before,
01:15:37.740 you can't nominate other people.
01:15:39.700 And you've won that a number of
01:15:41.160 times, bro.
01:15:42.920 365 out of 365.
01:15:43.840 We built you a really big office
01:15:44.760 just to house all those fucking
01:15:46.380 trophies.
01:15:47.780 That was the other upgrade that we
01:15:49.400 had in the meeting today.
01:15:50.060 What's your fucking trophy room at
01:15:51.360 home looking like for dumb
01:15:52.580 motherfucker award?
01:15:53.540 It's got to be packed.
01:15:54.500 You guys are starting to send them
01:15:55.540 to me digital.
01:15:57.960 Bullshit.
01:15:58.480 Literally, I had to get just
01:15:59.960 certificates or like coins and
01:16:01.680 shit.
01:16:01.820 I'm getting the email.
01:16:02.500 No, it's going to be a fucking
01:16:03.740 toilet seat.
01:16:04.760 That's what you get.
01:16:05.620 And dude, I had to reinforce the
01:16:06.940 fucking exterior wall of your 0.96
01:16:08.140 office because it has fucking
01:16:09.440 extra toilet seats.
01:16:10.280 It's got so many.
01:16:11.680 Oh, the toilet seat is like
01:16:13.160 hanging around your neck.
01:16:13.960 Yeah.
01:16:15.320 It's like a horse color chain, but
01:16:16.980 we should.
01:16:17.920 It's a toilet. 0.72
01:16:18.400 That would be a great fucking like,
01:16:19.980 you know, hey, you did something
01:16:20.760 really fucking.
01:16:21.380 No, like if you didn't change a
01:16:22.420 toilet paper roll in the way to
01:16:23.360 wear it after a day and we're
01:16:24.780 going to identify this.
01:16:25.720 You are the guy who left the
01:16:26.960 cardboard on the.
01:16:27.640 I think that's a great fucking
01:16:28.880 plan.
01:16:29.960 Let's run it by HR.
01:16:31.320 Does HR agree?
01:16:32.260 Yes, they do.
01:16:34.660 Madot.
01:16:36.000 Yeah.
01:16:38.300 All right.
01:16:38.940 So dumbest motherfucker of all the
01:16:41.000 land is our new segment that we're
01:16:42.700 putting in every episode.
01:16:44.540 A woman attempts to smuggle
01:16:46.220 ban cosmetics disguised as a baby.
01:16:49.100 Now, if you guys see this picture,
01:16:50.620 it it legit looks like a like
01:16:53.620 pajamas filled up with cosmetics
01:16:55.320 and she's carrying it on her back as
01:16:57.380 she's walking through the airport
01:16:58.800 in Uganda.
01:17:01.100 What?
01:17:02.140 Hold on.
01:17:02.740 I got to see this.
01:17:04.020 What?
01:17:04.200 Show me the picture.
01:17:04.980 That cannot be real news.
01:17:06.980 There's no fucking way that's real.
01:17:09.360 That's a big ass baby. 1.00
01:17:10.840 Dude, baby.
01:17:12.760 Baby.
01:17:13.000 That's a that's like a fucking
01:17:14.480 five foot human.
01:17:15.620 That's like a human.
01:17:17.040 Like they got a little greedy
01:17:18.040 there, man.
01:17:18.940 Like that's what it was.
01:17:20.860 There ain't no smuggling going on
01:17:22.060 there.
01:17:22.420 No.
01:17:22.900 Holy shit, dude.
01:17:24.540 But we've all tried to smuggle
01:17:25.660 something like I know.
01:17:26.520 I know you guys smuggle dicks 1.00
01:17:28.320 into your butt. 0.99
01:17:29.020 Oh, I'm pretty open about that.
01:17:31.260 He's trying to smuggle his own
01:17:32.260 grapes.
01:17:35.860 Look, come on.
01:17:36.420 You guys got any stories about
01:17:37.360 trying to smuggle shit fucking, 0.98
01:17:38.560 you know, when you were younger,
01:17:39.300 smuggle some alcohol in the movie
01:17:40.620 theaters or.
01:17:41.600 Oh, yeah.
01:17:42.280 Shit like that.
01:17:42.840 I do that now.
01:17:45.120 What are you talking about?
01:17:46.940 The cops check my fucking dude
01:17:48.460 whenever because you got to go to
01:17:49.440 and I mean, it's sad.
01:17:50.600 We're at society.
01:17:51.360 You got to go to the fucking movie
01:17:52.220 theaters.
01:17:52.520 They have cops there, you know,
01:17:53.400 and I got to check your
01:17:53.960 personal shit.
01:17:54.580 But I do feel gangster
01:17:56.620 because I'll take my flask and
01:17:57.860 like slide it down my side,
01:17:59.100 you know, shove it up.
01:18:00.000 We used to do that when I was
01:18:01.780 in fucking college. 0.67
01:18:03.220 My buddy Rob, who I'm still
01:18:04.860 buddies with on Instagram.
01:18:06.420 We used to date a couple of the
01:18:07.660 girls on the volleyball team,
01:18:08.800 as you know, because you're my
01:18:09.860 brother.
01:18:10.500 But, uh, dude, they didn't sell
01:18:12.680 alcohol to watch a volleyball
01:18:13.780 game.
01:18:14.120 I'm sorry.
01:18:14.580 You can't watch a fucking
01:18:15.540 women's volleyball game 47 times
01:18:18.440 a year without drinking at some
01:18:19.880 of them.
01:18:20.300 It's just reality.
01:18:21.680 So, dude, we would end up
01:18:22.840 getting fucked up sitting on the 0.97
01:18:24.920 end of the volleyball court, um,
01:18:27.740 on the short end, you know, and I
01:18:30.420 know that's the end you're
01:18:31.100 typically on.
01:18:31.800 Yeah, always.
01:18:32.480 Yeah, it's fine.
01:18:34.820 So we're sitting there and dude,
01:18:38.040 I remember, I don't know how we
01:18:39.400 smuggled.
01:18:39.700 I think we smuggled like flasks,
01:18:41.240 like in between our balls, like, 0.50
01:18:43.280 like, you know, like down in
01:18:44.500 between like our taint area,
01:18:46.000 whatever the fuck you call that
01:18:46.940 area.
01:18:47.240 That's deep, bro.
01:18:47.900 Yeah.
01:18:48.280 But like in our underwear, like
01:18:49.500 I think we both had a flask or
01:18:50.700 whatever.
01:18:51.000 We go in the bathroom, put it in
01:18:52.000 the soda and fucking dude, I'll 0.99
01:18:54.460 never forget it.
01:18:55.080 Cause the coach who's there and I
01:18:56.720 think she's still there.
01:18:58.100 Um, coach Stokes, I don't know if
01:19:01.060 she's still there or not, but she
01:19:02.340 like in the middle of the mat, we're
01:19:04.220 over there fucked up, dude. 0.99
01:19:05.880 And we, she's like, she looks at
01:19:07.820 me and she goes, I can smell you.
01:19:12.360 I'm like, holy shit, dude.
01:19:13.840 We must be a really bad.
01:19:15.320 Well, maybe it was that from
01:19:16.920 under cheese, you're nuts on that
01:19:18.620 bottle.
01:19:19.100 Every time he brings the flask,
01:19:20.180 she was talking about that.
01:19:21.280 She was, she was talking about
01:19:22.560 the alcohol.
01:19:23.220 We were getting pretty vocal too.
01:19:24.540 I mean, it was, we're like the
01:19:25.920 two guys, there's like seven
01:19:27.760 people.
01:19:28.260 No, there's like a hundred people
01:19:29.720 in the whole fucking place. 0.99
01:19:30.980 Yeah.
01:19:31.300 And we're the two guys sitting by
01:19:32.900 themselves in the empty stands
01:19:34.280 getting wasted, looking at all
01:19:36.000 the girls and just fucking, I 0.89
01:19:38.540 mean, listen, I got, we forgot
01:19:39.640 where the fuck I got a lot of
01:19:40.780 fucking stories that start with 0.91
01:19:42.000 that similar scene.
01:19:43.120 You know, it's like, I was just
01:19:45.220 two guys sitting there.
01:19:46.260 They're really fucking wasted and
01:19:47.400 looking at a lot of fucking
01:19:48.120 chicks.
01:19:49.600 Yeah.
01:19:50.160 Pretty much every other story I've
01:19:51.860 got.
01:19:52.160 If I wrote a book chapters one
01:19:53.900 through 15 would start like this.
01:19:55.440 No.
01:19:55.580 And then you just have like an
01:19:56.600 appendix for each insert every
01:19:58.360 story at the end.
01:19:59.120 All right.
01:19:59.280 How it followed.
01:19:59.920 Look, this every story I'm about
01:20:01.560 to tell you, it goes like this.
01:20:03.020 All right.
01:20:03.700 I started fucking drinking
01:20:05.300 after a couple hours.
01:20:07.640 I had drank quite a bit.
01:20:10.080 Then what happened was.
01:20:11.800 Well, what happened was.
01:20:13.520 And then fill in the rest.
01:20:14.900 Yeah.
01:20:15.180 Like, that's why I don't.
01:20:16.600 That's why, like, even though I
01:20:17.740 know alcohol is like a bad thing,
01:20:19.480 I don't like tell people not to
01:20:20.880 fucking drink.
01:20:21.780 You know, like I'm I.
01:20:23.720 You know how people get about
01:20:25.140 alcohol.
01:20:25.780 You should never fucking drink
01:20:26.920 or you should never do this.
01:20:27.840 Yeah, dude.
01:20:28.640 Those are motherfuckers that have 1.00
01:20:29.620 problems with it.
01:20:30.880 You know what I'm saying?
01:20:31.440 Like, if you enjoy alcohol like a
01:20:33.620 regular human, they would produce 0.88
01:20:34.720 some good stories for sure.
01:20:36.520 And maybe one day you could
01:20:37.480 turn those stories into a
01:20:38.440 fucking podcast.
01:20:39.680 But whenever you drink so much
01:20:42.300 that you get arrested
01:20:43.460 consistently, you know, maybe
01:20:45.820 we'll give you a pass on one
01:20:47.120 time.
01:20:47.800 But it's a consistent issue.
01:20:49.980 You're you're you're you know,
01:20:51.640 your wife leaves you.
01:20:52.820 You're beating your kids.
01:20:54.160 You're doing bad shit.
01:20:55.540 It's probably time to look in
01:20:57.480 the mirror.
01:20:57.920 Yeah.
01:20:58.260 Say maybe me and this alcohol
01:21:00.800 don't go very well together.
01:21:02.140 Speaking of the one time.
01:21:03.120 I mean, I've only been
01:21:04.360 arrested one time.
01:21:05.260 You've been arrested.
01:21:05.680 No, you've tried to get me
01:21:07.040 arrested.
01:21:07.760 I'll tell that story.
01:21:09.980 Do you know why?
01:21:10.860 Do you know why I didn't get
01:21:12.240 why I haven't been arrested?
01:21:13.660 Yeah, probably because I knew
01:21:14.580 the cop.
01:21:15.240 No, because I'm a better
01:21:17.020 salesman than you. 0.72
01:21:18.580 That's why.
01:21:20.660 It's true.
01:21:22.160 Jim said you're equal.
01:21:23.920 Did he?
01:21:24.420 Yeah.
01:21:24.880 And that.
01:21:26.140 That's interesting.
01:21:27.420 Yeah, it's interesting because
01:21:28.680 I'm like at least 10 to one.
01:21:30.580 Oh, there's a reason I got to go
01:21:32.860 negotiate all the deals.
01:21:33.960 No, it's because I don't want
01:21:35.180 to fucking I don't want to do
01:21:36.900 it.
01:21:37.040 I want you to learn to be
01:21:37.720 better.
01:21:38.320 Fuck that sold.
01:21:42.020 But do you remember that time
01:21:43.420 we were in Springfield?
01:21:44.440 I know you do because you set
01:21:45.620 this up.
01:21:46.040 Yeah.
01:21:46.180 Do you remember the time at
01:21:47.260 Union Road in Lindbergh?
01:21:48.220 I do.
01:21:48.620 I'm not telling that story.
01:21:50.040 I got that one on video.
01:21:50.740 So this time we're at a work
01:21:54.280 event, a CrossFit event in this
01:21:55.960 thing, and I went out.
01:21:57.820 That's actually when you used
01:21:58.380 to work.
01:21:59.500 Yeah.
01:22:00.120 I went out.
01:22:00.740 I think it was it was a holiday
01:22:01.740 weekend.
01:22:02.120 I think it was like Halloween or
01:22:03.240 something.
01:22:03.520 There was like homecoming for the
01:22:04.880 college campus that was around
01:22:06.200 the area.
01:22:07.300 And I'm like, fuck it.
01:22:08.420 Nobody else wants to go out.
01:22:09.340 I'll go out by myself.
01:22:10.560 And I knew a couple of people in
01:22:11.720 the area.
01:22:12.080 So I went to a house party, got
01:22:13.560 fucked up. 0.93
01:22:14.660 OK.
01:22:14.980 And so to backtrack this, this
01:22:16.160 is how every story.
01:22:19.080 This is what his book is like.
01:22:20.860 Oh, my God, dude.
01:22:22.480 Nobody fucking realize what the
01:22:25.060 fuck you were saying.
01:22:26.260 I'm OK with it.
01:22:27.140 I mean, literally this, bro.
01:22:28.820 And and and the number two for
01:22:30.680 you starts the exact same
01:22:32.180 fucking way, by the way. 0.96
01:22:34.400 Nobody will go out with me.
01:22:35.600 So I went out by myself.
01:22:36.640 I got fucking wasted.
01:22:38.920 I didn't know.
01:22:39.460 That's what happened.
01:22:40.440 Yeah.
01:22:40.780 So I wake up.
01:22:41.620 My phone's dead.
01:22:42.520 Yeah, I got to be.
01:22:43.340 I got to be.
01:22:44.880 At this fucking event at a
01:22:45.960 certain time.
01:22:46.480 And I don't know what fucking
01:22:47.280 time it is.
01:22:47.880 And by the way, I could smell
01:22:48.800 you.
01:22:49.180 Oh, man, I could smell me.
01:22:51.580 So I walk out of the house.
01:22:53.760 I have no idea where the fuck
01:22:54.880 I'm at because I took a cab
01:22:55.800 there the night before.
01:22:57.100 And I'm I know that Springfield
01:22:58.920 is kind of like a grid system.
01:23:00.040 So I'm like, OK, I'm just
01:23:00.960 going to walk this general
01:23:02.000 direction.
01:23:02.740 And hopefully I end up where
01:23:04.380 I'm supposed to be.
01:23:05.580 Let's paint this picture,
01:23:06.500 though.
01:23:06.760 Go ahead.
01:23:07.580 You are 30.
01:23:10.180 Yay.
01:23:10.700 Yeah, I was right now or when
01:23:12.660 it when it happened.
01:23:13.720 Yeah, I was probably like
01:23:14.320 twenty nine or thirty and
01:23:15.920 they are college students.
01:23:18.180 I don't discriminate.
01:23:21.300 So Tyler was in a college
01:23:23.880 house party.
01:23:24.700 Yeah.
01:23:24.960 And they're like, who's the
01:23:26.060 random old guy?
01:23:27.500 Because, dude, when you're in
01:23:28.700 college, 30 is an old
01:23:29.880 motherfucker, bro. 0.98
01:23:31.060 Those people in college right
01:23:32.400 now to me, they look 12.
01:23:33.920 Dude, I can't.
01:23:34.480 I mean, like, but somehow
01:23:36.460 I think I'm still the same
01:23:37.900 thing.
01:23:39.460 That's the truth.
01:23:40.380 What the fuck?
01:23:41.420 Like, I think I'm just as
01:23:42.600 cool, just as fast, bro.
01:23:44.060 I look at these young
01:23:44.960 motherfuckers in the back and 1.00
01:23:46.120 I'm like, yeah, I'm just like
01:23:47.100 them, dude.
01:23:47.780 I'm just like them.
01:23:48.580 I'm just older, but I'm not
01:23:49.760 older.
01:23:50.120 I think like them.
01:23:51.220 And I'm like, I'm really
01:23:53.040 confused on what's going on
01:23:54.160 when I look in the mirror
01:23:54.900 because my shit is turning 0.52
01:23:56.020 gray.
01:23:56.420 And I'm like, well, like,
01:23:58.100 it's really weird.
01:23:58.760 It's a weird thing.
01:23:59.460 No, it's not.
01:23:59.920 Because, I mean, I think it's
01:24:00.700 safe to say that you
01:24:01.600 definitely are delusional
01:24:02.700 because, I mean, you
01:24:03.800 about what?
01:24:04.440 Well, about, I mean,
01:24:05.400 maybe everything because
01:24:06.940 you said you were a
01:24:08.500 better.
01:24:08.640 Well, I'm open to your
01:24:09.360 opinion.
01:24:09.880 So you said, yeah, you
01:24:11.040 said a better salesperson
01:24:12.640 than me.
01:24:13.020 And then now you think
01:24:14.280 you're you're like them.
01:24:15.580 Well, OK, that's fair.
01:24:17.800 We're starting to see the
01:24:18.580 delusion come out.
01:24:19.520 Sure.
01:24:19.940 That's fine.
01:24:20.320 I'll take it.
01:24:21.440 Whenever I'll think about
01:24:22.840 it and process what you
01:24:23.600 say and I'll come back
01:24:24.500 and answer in a minute.
01:24:25.460 Can we go to dinner
01:24:26.000 together?
01:24:27.800 So I finally make it to
01:24:29.980 the event and I'm in the
01:24:31.560 clothes that was the
01:24:32.420 night before and I
01:24:34.840 start working.
01:24:35.560 Right.
01:24:35.900 And about a half an hour
01:24:37.060 into the day, a cop
01:24:39.080 comes to our booth and
01:24:40.820 he says, hey, can I talk
01:24:42.060 to you for a second?
01:24:43.140 Like, yeah, sure.
01:24:44.800 So go out in the lobby of
01:24:46.940 this convention center.
01:24:48.440 And he's like, what were
01:24:49.600 you doing last night?
01:24:50.700 I was like, I went out
01:24:51.700 had some fun.
01:24:52.340 Why?
01:24:53.160 He goes, well, there's a
01:24:54.680 video of you.
01:24:55.560 And I'm like, OK,
01:24:58.020 what was I doing?
01:24:59.900 And he goes, well, you
01:25:01.360 exposed yourself to some
01:25:02.780 younger underage girls.
01:25:04.580 And I'm like, no, that
01:25:06.480 didn't happen.
01:25:07.020 Like, I didn't black out
01:25:07.740 until like I hit the couch.
01:25:08.880 I know that for a fact.
01:25:10.500 I'm fairly certain that
01:25:11.780 didn't happen.
01:25:12.500 Yeah.
01:25:12.980 And he's like, yeah, it was
01:25:13.880 in it.
01:25:14.280 It was in an alleyway and
01:25:15.580 you were taking a leak and
01:25:18.040 you turned around after
01:25:18.840 these girls yelled at you 1.00
01:25:19.860 and you exposed yourself
01:25:21.660 and it's on video.
01:25:22.360 And I'm like, well, let me
01:25:23.180 see the video.
01:25:23.700 He goes, no, you're gonna
01:25:24.240 have to come down to the
01:25:24.840 station.
01:25:25.480 I'm like, well, you don't
01:25:27.200 have the video with you.
01:25:28.200 He goes, no, you're just
01:25:29.040 gonna have to come down.
01:25:29.700 And I'm like, what the
01:25:30.440 fuck is going on?
01:25:31.180 Like, that did not happen
01:25:32.340 at all.
01:25:33.320 And were you fucking
01:25:34.720 scared?
01:25:35.380 Dude, I was getting
01:25:36.040 nervous.
01:25:36.600 You were fucking
01:25:37.700 not going to lie.
01:25:38.720 But at the same time, I
01:25:39.520 was so skeptical of this.
01:25:40.800 I'm like, you got the
01:25:41.320 wrong fucking he did.
01:25:42.440 It was but he was at
01:25:43.480 first he had to train.
01:25:44.340 So I'm watching.
01:25:44.940 I set the cop up to go
01:25:45.840 fucking deploy the story 0.91
01:25:47.180 on him.
01:25:47.680 Were you just ruined the
01:25:48.280 story?
01:25:49.320 No, he didn't.
01:25:50.460 He was going to tell how
01:25:51.520 the fucking tell the 0.84
01:25:53.300 rest of the story there,
01:25:54.180 dude.
01:25:54.620 So I'm trying to remember
01:25:55.700 everything that happened
01:25:57.200 and he's still like
01:25:58.820 he's like, all right,
01:25:59.460 well, do you need to tell
01:26:00.360 somebody that you're going
01:26:01.000 to come to the station
01:26:02.220 with me?
01:26:02.520 And I'm like, there's no
01:26:03.640 fucking way.
01:26:04.500 And then all of a sudden
01:26:05.300 I just I I hear this
01:26:07.280 laugh that is very
01:26:08.780 familiar to me.
01:26:10.260 And it's fucking Sal
01:26:11.380 with like five of the
01:26:12.140 other guys.
01:26:12.740 They're videotaping me
01:26:13.780 from above.
01:26:15.960 Wait, we got this a
01:26:17.000 video?
01:26:17.680 I got it somewhere.
01:26:18.820 Oh, dude, I got to see
01:26:20.040 this shit.
01:26:20.560 Yeah, dude, it was we
01:26:21.400 got to post this on my
01:26:22.420 fucking Instagram.
01:26:23.200 I was a little nervous.
01:26:23.860 Oh, yeah.
01:26:24.360 No, I got another one of
01:26:25.520 Tyler on video, too.
01:26:26.740 Hey, motherfucker, I got
01:26:27.800 a couple of you.
01:26:28.360 Be careful.
01:26:29.080 I'm just saying.
01:26:29.980 We all got a few stories
01:26:32.960 in the black box.
01:26:34.220 There's a fucking code
01:26:35.300 right here, but we're
01:26:36.520 definitely going to share
01:26:37.240 your shit. 0.79
01:26:40.720 Oh, man.
01:26:42.200 So, dude, what?
01:26:43.960 Who was the dumb
01:26:44.860 motherfucker?
01:26:45.460 This lady, the lady
01:26:46.340 from Uganda who tried
01:26:47.300 to smuggle them.
01:26:48.380 That's that's the bottom
01:26:49.440 line, because if we got
01:26:51.240 to put this picture in
01:26:52.100 the fucking show notes, 0.92
01:26:53.020 dude, like this is a
01:26:54.280 full size human dummy
01:26:55.780 made of lipstick,
01:26:57.600 apparently.
01:26:58.800 And she's not even
01:27:00.220 having it in a back.
01:27:01.700 It's not even in like
01:27:02.560 a backpack.
01:27:03.340 She's like giving a 0.54
01:27:04.120 piggyback ride through
01:27:05.160 the fucking airport.
01:27:06.220 It's in a onesie.
01:27:07.080 Yeah, but like an
01:27:07.860 adult ones.
01:27:08.620 No, but she's holding
01:27:09.400 it like it's a piggyback,
01:27:10.680 like it's got its arms
01:27:11.500 around.
01:27:11.820 It doesn't even have a
01:27:12.580 head.
01:27:12.880 There's no head.
01:27:15.200 I couldn't.
01:27:16.260 There was the head.
01:27:17.400 No, I'm looking at it.
01:27:18.520 I couldn't even tell
01:27:19.920 there was the head
01:27:20.560 because it was so big.
01:27:21.820 I was like, no,
01:27:23.000 there's literally a
01:27:23.580 plastic bag hanging
01:27:25.220 out of the neck hole
01:27:26.900 where the head should
01:27:27.840 be.
01:27:28.880 What the fuck, dude?
01:27:30.640 That's why she's the 0.98
01:27:31.640 dumbest motherfucker 0.59
01:27:32.360 of all the way in
01:27:32.980 today.
01:27:33.980 Cocaine's a hell of a
01:27:34.700 drug.
01:27:35.100 Yeah.
01:27:35.440 Where do we send the
01:27:36.680 and why is she smuggling 0.89
01:27:38.080 cosmetics?
01:27:39.100 I don't know.
01:27:40.060 Where do we?
01:27:40.820 What do I not know?
01:27:41.840 I don't know.
01:27:42.940 Maybe.
01:27:43.480 What do I not know?
01:27:44.240 I don't know.
01:27:45.060 You're you're you know
01:27:46.060 the cosmetic world.
01:27:47.280 What do I not know?
01:27:48.120 They have some illegal
01:27:48.960 ingredients in them that
01:27:50.000 are banned from that
01:27:50.680 country.
01:27:51.060 So maybe that on the
01:27:52.020 black.
01:27:52.360 Oh, yeah.
01:27:52.600 It could be like like
01:27:53.860 some crazy shit like
01:27:54.920 rhinoceros something or
01:27:56.480 you know what I'm saying?
01:27:57.240 That's what poachers do, 0.98
01:27:58.560 man.
01:27:59.080 And then they make
01:27:59.620 products that are
01:28:00.580 completely fucking useless
01:28:01.940 out of animal parts
01:28:03.600 that and say it's this
01:28:05.720 magic shit and that
01:28:06.700 fucking these animals 0.99
01:28:07.680 go extinct because of
01:28:08.640 that.
01:28:09.080 Oh, that just reminds me
01:28:10.260 to one of the saddest
01:28:11.200 things that humans do is
01:28:13.000 they fucking defend sharks
01:28:14.840 for a soup like then
01:28:17.260 they will literally just
01:28:18.040 I've never seen that.
01:28:18.920 Dude, are you serious?
01:28:19.820 That's fucking it's
01:28:20.640 dude.
01:28:21.040 They will cut it off at
01:28:22.340 the boat when they catch
01:28:23.640 it and they'll just let it
01:28:24.500 drown.
01:28:25.760 No way.
01:28:26.320 It's fucking horrible.
01:28:27.240 It's I think it's
01:28:28.220 extremely popular in Japan.
01:28:29.740 Yeah.
01:28:30.560 Fuck.
01:28:31.180 It's hard to watch.
01:28:32.120 Actually, humans are
01:28:32.800 pieces of shit.
01:28:33.820 Well, you realize that.
01:28:34.640 But I mean, but think
01:28:35.460 about that.
01:28:35.800 Like go back to raising
01:28:36.660 your kids of culture.
01:28:37.520 That's how you're raising.
01:28:38.180 That's normal.
01:28:38.600 That's how you get your
01:28:39.100 soup.
01:28:39.380 Like, that's what you do.
01:28:40.640 I get it, dude.
01:28:41.460 I mean, like, dude,
01:28:42.080 that's like the hunting
01:28:42.940 thing, right?
01:28:43.560 Like, I understand why
01:28:44.880 people go like deer
01:28:45.740 hunting and eat the deer.
01:28:47.380 I do not agree with nor
01:28:48.780 understand like the trophy
01:28:50.040 hunting of like lions,
01:28:51.800 Africa and animals. 0.54
01:28:53.140 And with deer, you're
01:28:53.800 I don't.
01:28:54.520 That's fucking pointless.
01:28:55.640 That's population control.
01:28:56.940 Maybe.
01:28:57.360 I don't understand the
01:28:58.080 whole thing.
01:28:58.540 Like, I know that it's
01:29:00.160 the biggest conservation
01:29:01.260 and all this shit. 0.66
01:29:02.180 I'm saying from a moral
01:29:03.180 standpoint, if you're just
01:29:05.100 shooting something so that
01:29:06.640 you can put it on your
01:29:07.980 wall, I respect life to a
01:29:10.860 point where I don't think
01:29:11.740 that's a good reason to
01:29:13.300 kill things. 0.68
01:29:14.280 Now, if you're going to
01:29:16.220 shoot a deer and you're
01:29:17.640 going to make fucking
01:29:19.840 meat and you're going to
01:29:20.740 consume it, I understand
01:29:21.920 the whole process.
01:29:22.720 I respect that.
01:29:23.780 I actually think that's
01:29:25.140 pretty cool because there's
01:29:26.080 still people out there that
01:29:26.980 want to live on the land
01:29:28.040 help conserve the animals
01:29:30.320 and what people don't
01:29:31.540 realize is that like all
01:29:32.500 the firearms and the
01:29:33.560 bows and arrows and all
01:29:35.360 these things, they get
01:29:36.060 taxed so that the
01:29:38.220 conservation is taken care
01:29:39.560 of of these animals.
01:29:40.500 So hunters actually pay for
01:29:41.600 the conservation here in
01:29:42.980 America.
01:29:43.720 Now, I respect that.
01:29:45.800 I think that's fucking
01:29:46.580 great.
01:29:47.220 And you know what?
01:29:48.460 It's hell of a lot more
01:29:49.440 humane than a lot of the
01:29:50.460 fucking way that these
01:29:51.380 these animals are
01:29:52.100 processed in farms.
01:29:54.060 So, you know, and I'm not
01:29:55.740 a vegan.
01:29:56.100 I'm not fucking pro vegan
01:29:57.320 or anything like that.
01:29:58.380 I'm just saying like there's
01:30:00.400 a big difference between just
01:30:01.600 killing shit to kill shit and 0.99
01:30:03.560 killing shit, you know,
01:30:05.340 because it's going to
01:30:06.400 provide.
01:30:07.080 Yeah.
01:30:07.220 And not to mention like you
01:30:08.200 when you take deer, for
01:30:10.340 instance, like that's
01:30:11.300 literally done out of
01:30:12.100 population control and it
01:30:13.080 saves lives because that
01:30:14.100 all correct.
01:30:15.040 I mean, you're a hunter,
01:30:15.700 right here?
01:30:16.340 Come over here and get on
01:30:17.060 the mic.
01:30:17.660 So I got my buddy Alex here
01:30:19.180 who is an avid hunter and
01:30:20.340 he's kind of sitting on the
01:30:21.160 side.
01:30:21.660 Part of our security detail.
01:30:23.080 So, I mean, is that all
01:30:25.100 correct?
01:30:25.420 What you said?
01:30:25.960 It's pretty close.
01:30:26.940 Yeah.
01:30:27.080 The way Missouri is actually
01:30:28.260 there's a there's a lot of
01:30:30.000 money that goes into.
01:30:31.540 Do I need to move?
01:30:32.560 No.
01:30:33.180 Okay.
01:30:34.340 So, yeah, that's pretty close.
01:30:35.860 Actually, a lot of money that
01:30:37.300 Missouri brings in goes to the 1.00
01:30:39.380 conservation department to
01:30:41.320 help provide for that in the
01:30:43.200 conservation of animals.
01:30:44.140 What you brought up earlier
01:30:45.100 about that saving lives,
01:30:46.360 that's actually coming from
01:30:47.700 overpopulation issues that
01:30:49.220 you'll find.
01:30:49.700 So, for instance, you
01:30:51.100 bringing up deer earlier.
01:30:52.660 If the deer population gets
01:30:54.420 too big, then they're going
01:30:56.240 to eat food that the rabbits
01:30:57.420 will no longer be able to
01:30:58.480 eat.
01:30:58.840 And now you have an issue
01:30:59.740 with losing the amount of
01:31:01.020 rabbits.
01:31:01.580 So being able to maintain
01:31:04.120 that level at a safe level
01:31:05.680 for everybody is one of the
01:31:06.960 best ways to go.
01:31:07.660 Plus you got more deer
01:31:08.360 jumping across the street and
01:31:09.940 fucking running in the cars.
01:31:11.640 But it comes from hunters.
01:31:13.160 Yes.
01:31:13.620 That's where that whole thing
01:31:14.680 comes from is being able to
01:31:15.880 do that.
01:31:16.420 And that's a big part of
01:31:18.440 being able to maintain that
01:31:19.880 baseline.
01:31:21.080 Well, there you go, man.
01:31:22.160 Thanks, brother.
01:31:23.260 That's I mean, this is a guy
01:31:24.540 who lives this stuff.
01:31:25.400 So while I don't hunt, you
01:31:27.640 know, I'll take some deer
01:31:28.740 saucers, bro.
01:31:29.740 Yeah.
01:31:31.060 I mean, be careful.
01:31:32.360 Last time I put that on my
01:31:33.240 Instagram story, man, we had
01:31:34.340 about 400 pounds show up here
01:31:35.780 to HQ.
01:31:36.320 Oh, yeah.
01:31:36.920 Don't say everybody.
01:31:37.640 Don't say listen, guys, for
01:31:39.720 real.
01:31:40.520 Like, you don't have to send
01:31:41.460 me anything like people say
01:31:42.640 if you want to send something,
01:31:43.700 send a letter or card or
01:31:44.900 something like I get so many
01:31:46.400 like these gifts from
01:31:48.380 people.
01:31:49.100 They want to show
01:31:49.920 appreciation, especially for
01:31:51.480 the MFCEO project.
01:31:53.080 Guys, that's not why I do
01:31:54.440 this, man.
01:31:55.100 Like, if you want to don't
01:31:56.640 spend your money on me, you
01:31:58.160 know, send up if you want to
01:31:59.220 send something, send a letter
01:32:00.200 or card.
01:32:00.820 It's much more meaningful.
01:32:02.040 It's just I just want to say
01:32:03.400 that because we get too much
01:32:05.040 shit here.
01:32:05.580 That's the truth.
01:32:07.880 But yeah, man, that's the
01:32:09.620 show, guys.
01:32:11.160 Look, we talked about a lot of
01:32:12.440 different things.
01:32:13.080 If, you know, you learn
01:32:14.380 something, if you got some
01:32:15.780 laughs out of it, if it was
01:32:16.940 something that made you think
01:32:18.120 maybe a little bit differently
01:32:19.060 you think people could learn
01:32:20.040 from, spread the word, help us
01:32:21.920 grow the show.
01:32:22.640 You know, this is something
01:32:23.320 that we do.
01:32:24.380 And there's a point to this
01:32:25.600 show, a bigger picture to this
01:32:27.140 show.
01:32:27.700 And the big picture really,
01:32:29.140 man, is like to help bring
01:32:30.820 some realistic viewpoints and
01:32:33.580 thoughts into the forefront
01:32:35.360 because we live in a society
01:32:36.660 right now that isn't very open
01:32:38.320 to hearing other people's
01:32:39.920 points of view.
01:32:40.580 And it causes a lot of
01:32:41.740 division and a lot of
01:32:42.940 problems for all of us.
01:32:43.880 And I think the world would
01:32:44.520 be a better place if all of
01:32:46.300 us could take a minute to
01:32:48.060 understand where their other
01:32:49.100 side's coming from.
01:32:50.160 So love you guys.
01:32:51.520 I appreciate you guys.
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