REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 6. The Key To Life Boils Down To This Basic Principle

00:00:00.000 Hey what's up guys, this is Andy and this is the show for the realists.

00:00:17.740 Say goodbye to the lies, delusions, and fakeness of modern society and welcome to motherfucking

00:00:23.100 reality.

00:00:23.720 Today we have episode 9 and it's a full length episode.

00:00:28.020 I know you guys are excited about that because you've been extremely excited about the show

00:00:33.400 and giving us amazing reviews and we really, really appreciate it.

00:00:36.720 I'm glad you guys are enjoying it because we are definitely enjoying making it.

00:00:42.240 I can't remember a time I was this happy making any sort of content.

00:00:46.760 Really because it's who we are and it's what we're about and it's what we think.

00:00:50.100 It's not tied to one specific category like we were with the previous podcast, the MFCEO

00:00:56.040 project for you guys that don't know, was number one podcast in business for 24 months

00:01:02.280 straight or what is it, 12, 14 months straight?

00:01:04.300 Long fucking time.

00:01:05.580 Anyway, today we have a little bit different lineup.

00:01:11.380 The pastor of disaster is, got the day off.

00:01:16.640 He is in Kansas doing Kansas things.

00:01:19.520 I think I saw on his Instagram, he went and saw Little Women last night and he said that

00:01:25.020 it was terrible and I was shocked.

00:01:28.100 That's all I got to say because I was shocked to learn that a movie called Little Women based

00:01:33.160 in the 1860s is fucking bad. 0.77

00:01:36.520 I don't know about everybody else, but I was sure let down by Vaughn.

00:01:41.160 He even said that like Rambo 47 was better than that movie.

00:01:45.420 So, you know, it must have been really fucking bad.

00:01:49.820 So, because my man Vaughn is not here right now, we are sitting in his spot, MC Salmon.

00:01:58.700 What up, what up?

00:01:59.860 The Kung Fu Kid.

00:02:02.000 I don't know.

00:02:02.660 I got to come up with some kind of fucking name for you, bro.

00:02:04.780 What is it?

00:02:05.520 I don't know, but that ain't it.

00:02:07.440 The gender fluid, ambiguously gay co-host.

00:02:12.960 Like, what the fuck are you?

00:02:15.580 That'll work.

00:02:16.280 Let's go with that.

00:02:18.100 One thing about Tyler, he never argues with it.

00:02:20.260 Yeah, he does it.

00:02:21.000 Just takes it.

00:02:22.120 Tyler's my man.

00:02:23.040 You guys know how it goes around here.

00:02:24.720 If we really love you, you get made fun of.

00:02:27.280 That's just the way we go.

00:02:28.280 And we got my bro.

00:02:31.380 I don't know what his name will be, but.

00:02:33.820 I'm the third baseman.

00:02:34.780 Yeah, he's here.

00:02:35.480 He's the third baseman.

00:02:36.500 So, on the hot corner, that's where we're going to start calling it the hot corner.

00:02:39.860 You made it to third base a couple times, I think.

00:02:41.600 A couple times.

00:02:42.600 Oh, yeah, with himself.

00:02:44.020 Well, third base is a nice place to be with me.

00:02:47.620 A lot of people wish they got to my third base.

00:02:49.780 You know what I'm saying, Tyler?

00:02:50.500 Probably you.

00:02:51.340 Oh.

00:02:53.980 Oh, man.

00:02:54.780 We were discussing before we got on the air some of the negotiation tactics that Sal likes

00:03:03.680 to use with the company that is building our new headquarters.

00:03:07.160 He really likes to do it very subtly and gracefully.

00:03:11.960 And he was teaching me how to be a better negotiator before.

00:03:15.900 And before we came on the show, I was also learning or explaining that there is a huge difference

00:03:22.940 between rollerblading and roller skating.

00:03:25.540 Big difference.

00:03:26.380 Huge difference.

00:03:27.180 Okay.

00:03:27.520 You could go out and rollerblade, and it is pretty bad.

00:03:32.540 If you go out and roller skate, that's like having fucking streamers on the handlebars

00:03:37.340 of your fucking big wheel, dude. 0.99

00:03:39.080 I mean, it is bad.

00:03:41.680 Dude, you know, they don't have big wheels anymore.

00:03:43.720 What's wrong with streamers?

00:03:44.500 Bullshit.

00:03:44.940 They got them for adults.

00:03:45.900 I've seen them.

00:03:46.400 I know, but like kids don't ride like, you know, like when I go to look for Christmas

00:03:50.440 or anything like that, they don't, they don't have big wheels.

00:03:53.860 What?

00:03:54.560 I swear.

00:03:55.040 Like, I mean, they might make them, but they're definitely not out.

00:03:57.460 Like they don't, they're not at Walmart or Target or anything.

00:03:59.360 They're not the hot thing?

00:04:00.260 No.

00:04:00.820 That's crazy, dude.

00:04:01.580 You just said big wheels, and I thought, man, that would be fucking fun.

00:04:04.980 Dude, they make the adult.

00:04:06.000 We got one.

00:04:06.660 No, I know, but I'm saying like for the kids, like it's, you know, listen, it's a good coordination

00:04:10.460 exercise, man, because it's not like, it's different than a bike because you don't have

00:04:13.760 to balance, but you still get the pedal.

00:04:15.000 You know what?

00:04:15.460 It teaches you how to like come out of an accident.

00:04:18.200 You know what I'm saying?

00:04:18.680 How to correct.

00:04:19.540 Well, so this is cool.

00:04:21.040 This is a proud moment.

00:04:21.780 You'll appreciate this.

00:04:22.880 So Enzo's learning the power slide.

00:04:25.720 So in his little gator, he stands on the gas, and he lets off the gas so the ass end locks up,

00:04:30.760 and he turns the wheel so it slides out, and he thinks it's off.

00:04:32.840 Does he start laughing?

00:04:33.480 Yeah, he loves it.

00:04:33.860 I bet he does.

00:04:34.540 That's awesome, man.

00:04:36.340 So, dude, what do we got to talk about today?

00:04:38.460 I know there's lots of things going on in the news this week.

00:04:42.060 Yeah, I mean, speaking of nostalgia and things from our past, did you hear that Mark Paul

00:04:47.200 Gosselaar, who played Zach Morris in Saved by the Bell, they're doing, you know, a reboot

00:04:52.420 of that show?

00:04:53.700 Why?

00:04:55.260 Fuck, I don't know.

00:04:56.220 Because I guess the fans want it.

00:04:58.100 People are going to watch that?

00:04:59.160 I guess.

00:04:59.760 I'm not going to lie.

00:05:00.400 I watched a lot of Saved by the Bell.

00:05:01.700 I did, too, but, I mean, that was different.

00:05:03.640 Not with the same characters, though.

00:05:05.040 You're talking about, like, they're rebooting it, like, with kids.

00:05:06.620 Oh, like, he's going to be, like.

00:05:07.700 No, he's in a reprising role.

00:05:09.660 So he's going to, like, what, be like an old man and come back to high school and be 0.99

00:05:12.800 cool again?

00:05:13.820 Hey, he's going to be the guy who's, like.

00:05:16.780 No, what's the principal's name?

00:05:17.820 Principal Skinner or something?

00:05:18.980 Principal.

00:05:19.480 Yeah, I think that's his name.

00:05:20.280 Yeah.

00:05:20.560 Yeah.

00:05:20.940 Dude, how much tail do you think Zach got back in that day?

00:05:23.320 All of it.

00:05:23.900 A lot.

00:05:24.540 All of it.

00:05:24.940 Man, he must have slayed some.

00:05:26.000 Him and Matthew McConaughey probably been 50-50.

00:05:30.060 No, no, no.

00:05:30.780 Dude, Matthew McConaughey definitely gets way more ass than fucking Zach Paul Gossier or

00:05:36.400 whatever the fuck.

00:05:37.200 Zach Morris.

00:05:38.020 Who gets, I mean, okay, so you got, let's see, who's pulling the most tail top to bottom?

00:05:43.440 Dude.

00:05:44.040 Brad Pitt.

00:05:44.880 Oh, no.

00:05:45.500 Dude, I would say McConaughey.

00:05:47.280 Like, you better not ever invite that motherfucker to your house. 1.00

00:05:49.820 I say Leonardo DiCaprio.

00:05:51.200 No.

00:05:51.900 Matthew McConaughey.

00:05:52.760 And Leonardo might have his little fans, and Brad Pitt might have his fans, but all

00:05:59.100 those fans are also Matthew McConaughey fans.

00:06:02.540 He's Mr. Steal, your girl.

00:06:03.660 That's right.

00:06:04.240 Yeah, and you're okay with it, though.

00:06:05.360 Like, dude, I would be friends with that motherfucker, and we could hang out all the

00:06:08.840 time.

00:06:09.080 You ain't ever coming to my house.

00:06:10.560 It's never happening, dude.

00:06:11.700 Well, you would automatically be Wiener cousins.

00:06:14.060 Or I'd be okay with it, and I'd just say, and I would give him a high five.

00:06:17.160 I'd be like, yo!

00:06:17.520 Hey, man, like, eh.

00:06:19.780 I mean, there's a couple.

00:06:20.600 I mean, let's think.

00:06:21.240 There's a couple guys like that.

00:06:22.300 You got McConaughey.

00:06:23.220 The Rock.

00:06:23.780 The Rock.

00:06:24.260 Brad Pitt's in that category.

00:06:25.560 I mean, I watched Fight Club last night.

00:06:27.340 I mean, he's a good-looking dude, man.

00:06:28.760 Brad Pitt.

00:06:30.460 I'm not saying he ain't good-looking.

00:06:31.880 I'm just saying I don't see the...

00:06:34.180 I mean, dude, The Rock's got swag.

00:06:36.440 Fucking McConaughey.

00:06:37.940 That dude's got swag.

00:06:38.100 He's got super swag.

00:06:39.060 Yeah.

00:06:39.860 I even watch his chick flicks, like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

00:06:42.460 Yeah.

00:06:42.700 I'm like, you know what?

00:06:43.460 It's a great fucking movie.

00:06:44.680 It's a good movie, but he makes it good.

00:06:47.100 Anyway, dude, I wish I...

00:06:48.780 The new Lincoln's all right.

00:06:49.860 You know, I used to make fun of him, like, dude, Lincoln?

00:06:52.320 Like, he's fucking pimping Lincoln.

00:06:53.480 No, he made him cool.

00:06:54.580 Dude, the new Lincoln's are nice.

00:06:56.700 That's how cool works.

00:06:58.180 That's how cool works.

00:06:58.680 I'm fucking well aware, man.

00:06:59.680 No, you're not.

00:07:00.280 Yeah, because I'm the cool and you're my brother.

00:07:02.360 Listen, I make this logo cool.

00:07:03.780 So you're well aware of how the fuck it works.

00:07:05.920 I make this logo cool.

00:07:07.760 Yeah.

00:07:07.940 Dude, what other...

00:07:09.520 Were you like me when you came home from high school?

00:07:11.480 Tyler, we're nothing like you.

00:07:12.760 Fuck off.

00:07:13.060 You came home from elementary and you had, like, that two- or three-hour period to where

00:07:17.680 you were watching probably TV until you went outside and played or something.

00:07:20.740 What are some of those shows that you watched besides Save by the Bell?

00:07:23.400 Dude, I used to like Double Dare.

00:07:25.460 You remember Double Dare?

00:07:26.200 Yeah, the game show.

00:07:27.100 That game show where the kids would run through and they would get, like, slime dumped on their

00:07:32.100 heads and shit.

00:07:33.220 Fuck, I don't think I ever watched that.

00:07:34.420 Yeah, because you're probably not...

00:07:35.520 It's probably not old enough, bro.

00:07:36.920 I'm older than you.

00:07:37.800 Well, you're six years older than me, so yeah.

00:07:39.720 I'll tell you what we used to watch the shit out of is some American Gladiators.

00:07:42.860 Oh, fuck yeah.

00:07:43.540 We watched the shit out of American Gladiators.

00:07:45.880 We watched an MTV, too.

00:07:47.500 Dude, they did a reboot of American Gladiators.

00:07:49.000 MTV was, like, real MTV.

00:07:51.560 What shows, you mean?

00:07:52.700 No, like, MTV...

00:07:53.420 Before it was shows, it was, like, videos.

00:07:55.260 You know what I mean?

00:07:55.660 There was, like, actual videos.

00:07:57.660 You know what's weird to think about?

00:07:59.720 Well, we didn't have cable, though.

00:08:00.760 That's something, too.

00:08:01.420 We didn't have cable until we were live.

00:08:02.420 Yeah, I didn't have cable.

00:08:03.240 Like, sixth grade, seventh grade.

00:08:04.040 Dude, think about how...

00:08:06.000 This is actually something I never really thought about, ever.

00:08:09.720 When I'm sitting here thinking about that show, like, there was always, like, a lesson

00:08:13.760 to learn in that show.

00:08:15.020 You know?

00:08:15.360 Like, if you watched Saved by the Bell, it wasn't just, like, a...

00:08:18.160 There was, like, a lesson in the show.

00:08:19.800 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:20.440 And, like, if you think about all those shows that we grew up with, there was always, like,

00:08:24.540 you know, like, family ties and this and that.

00:08:27.780 Like, uh...

00:08:28.960 What's the one with the Olsen twins?

00:08:29.800 Who's the boss?

00:08:30.860 Yeah.

00:08:31.240 You know?

00:08:31.600 Dude, who's the boss?

00:08:32.320 Yeah.

00:08:32.600 Cheers.

00:08:33.400 Yeah.

00:08:33.720 Dude, but there was always a lesson in the themes of those shows.

00:08:36.660 If you watch every one of those shows...

00:08:38.340 Night Court.

00:08:38.720 There was a lesson, right?

00:08:40.640 Night Court.

00:08:41.280 It might be funny.

00:08:42.420 It might be this.

00:08:43.220 But, like, dude, now these kids...

00:08:44.860 Like, the kids coming up, they don't have that shit.

00:08:46.580 You know what they got?

00:08:47.240 They got fucking reality TV of crazy motherfuckers going crazy all the time. 1.00

00:08:52.700 Like, you know, how MTV started it with the real world.

00:08:56.240 Like, so we have all this drama.

00:08:58.680 Right.

00:08:59.060 Man, I wonder how that correlates into, like, society in the big picture.

00:09:03.880 You know what I'm saying?

00:09:04.220 Well, I'm going to tell you right now.

00:09:05.000 I mean, you see it, like...

00:09:06.100 I mean, fuck kids.

00:09:07.380 It has nothing to do with kids.

00:09:08.620 I mean, look at...

00:09:09.220 You know, you watch The Real Housewives of Orange Counties, and then... 0.74

00:09:11.680 No, that's what I'm saying.

00:09:12.120 People think it's normal...

00:09:13.520 No, I...

00:09:14.060 ...to act like that.

00:09:15.140 That's what so-and-so does.

00:09:16.760 Yeah, well, so-and-so's...

00:09:18.000 I mean, that's not fucking normal.

00:09:19.440 I know, but because...

00:09:20.720 Like, where are the shows out there, like, the ones that we grew up with, where they

00:09:25.080 had, like, a lesson in every episode?

00:09:26.800 It's just...

00:09:27.100 They don't really do sitcoms anymore, though, do they?

00:09:28.800 Well, I mean, they do, but nobody fucking watches them.

00:09:31.100 I don't know.

00:09:31.340 You remember Home Improvement?

00:09:32.440 Yeah.

00:09:32.880 Fuck yeah, Tim Allen.

00:09:33.740 I tell you, you know, I got a...

00:09:35.320 You know, Tim Allen was the original owner of one of my cars.

00:09:38.300 Yeah, the Ford GT.

00:09:38.980 Yeah, my 2005 black Ford GT.

00:09:40.900 Fuck, I didn't know that.

00:09:41.540 Yeah, he wrote his name underneath the hood.

00:09:44.200 Yeah.

00:09:45.040 Two places.

00:09:45.840 He fucking signed it.

00:09:47.020 I didn't ask him to sign it.

00:09:47.940 That motherfucker came signed, just so you know.

00:09:51.160 But it is bullshit.

00:09:52.480 Yeah, come on, man.

00:09:53.340 He's like, Tim, Tim.

00:09:55.040 I'll tell you what, that's a funny motherfucker.

00:09:56.400 I fucking did look over the fence and I said, hey, bro, can you fucking sign this?

00:10:00.280 What's the guy on the other side of the fence?

00:10:01.900 Wilson.

00:10:02.420 Yeah.

00:10:02.800 Never showed his mouth.

00:10:05.940 All right, awkward silence.

00:10:07.320 We were all taking drinks of water.

00:10:07.900 We were both drinking.

00:10:10.740 Dude, I don't know, man.

00:10:12.040 Do you guys think that fucking affects the way people are acting?

00:10:15.660 Yeah.

00:10:15.860 Because it's kind of weird, man.

00:10:16.880 Like, there used to be, I don't know, a code of ethics, it seems, like, in society.

00:10:23.920 And now it's just like, like, dude, I was talking to one of my buddies today who brought

00:10:28.460 up a point that I thought was really relevant.

00:10:32.980 You know, we have these, we have all these movements, right?

00:10:35.940 We have these, like, the Me Too movement.

00:10:39.260 We've got the vegan movement.

00:10:41.060 We've got all these movements about everything.

00:10:43.080 And, you know, there's things that happen to men all the time that nobody ever fucking

00:10:51.740 talks about.

00:10:52.700 And he was telling me about some of this shit.

00:10:56.480 For example, he was telling, I'm not going to name his name.

00:11:00.500 He was telling me how his fiance would punch and kick and throw shit at him and physically

00:11:08.440 attack him, right?

00:11:11.000 And he posted about it.

00:11:12.520 And he said he got, like, thousands of DMs from other men saying, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:17.720 Well, where is the movement for, like, domestic violence the other way?

00:11:25.340 Because, I mean, dude, if we could fucking bring awareness to, like, because I could tell

00:11:29.300 you for sure that's happened to me before.

00:11:30.660 Oh, I know it has.

00:11:33.000 Yeah.

00:11:33.380 Yes, that's right.

00:11:34.500 Yeah.

00:11:35.340 You've seen it.

00:11:36.200 Yeah.

00:11:36.720 Twice, actually.

00:11:37.680 Yeah.

00:11:38.020 And not with my wife.

00:11:39.880 No, no, right.

00:11:40.500 And I'm not going to say who it was or wasn't, but I've been in relationships that were like

00:11:44.100 that, where somebody would get a couple drinks and they would fucking attack me physically. 0.87

00:11:49.880 It would start out verbally and then it would go physical.

00:11:52.500 And I'm big, dude.

00:11:53.320 I'm 6'1", 270 fucking pounds.

00:11:56.060 All right?

00:11:58.320 What do you do?

00:12:00.660 You wear it.

00:12:01.780 But that's what's expected to wear it, right?

00:12:04.560 Like, that's what you're told because this guy, I was talking to this guy and he was telling

00:12:08.940 me how he was embarrassed to bring it up because the reason he was embarrassed is because every

00:12:15.960 other guy has had it happen to him and we've just had to wear it so he feels like a fucking 0.99

00:12:20.460 pussy. 1.00

00:12:21.620 And I'm like, well, dude, this brings up an interesting discussion point.

00:12:25.460 Well, I think the first question that goes through a lot of people's mind is what did you

00:12:28.280 do to instigate the girl?

00:12:29.640 Like, that's how society is wired.

00:12:31.540 Yeah, but it works both ways.

00:12:33.320 That's what I'm saying.

00:12:34.580 So at what point, and I could tell you for sure, for sure, there is a huge difference in

00:12:40.740 our society between a man hitting a woman and a woman hitting a man.

00:12:44.700 It is socially acceptable for a woman to hit a man in a lot of places. 1.00

00:12:49.720 Dude, that's just the culture of America.

00:12:51.740 People will say, oh, no, it's not acceptable.

00:12:54.340 No, that's never okay.

00:12:56.120 And I agree.

00:12:57.020 It's never okay.

00:12:58.400 But there is a large segment of our culture that thinks there is a big difference between

00:13:04.100 a man hitting a woman and a woman hitting a man.

00:13:06.840 And I actually don't think there is.

00:13:08.620 I don't feel like there is.

00:13:10.600 I feel like there is no difference because I've been in a relationship and a lot of women 1.00

00:13:15.560 are like, well, what do you mean there's no difference?

00:13:17.900 You're this and this and this and this.

00:13:19.120 You're 200 and she's 120. 0.59

00:13:20.980 Yeah.

00:13:21.720 That's why you shouldn't hit a man.

00:13:23.660 That's the truth.

00:13:24.580 And I'm not advocating violence of any means.

00:13:27.080 There shouldn't be a hand raised to anyone.

00:13:29.960 But what if we brought more attention to this not being acceptable?

00:13:34.060 What would it do for the domestic violence that's happening out there?

00:13:37.500 I guarantee it's going to lower the rate.

00:13:39.560 But you don't see a bunch of dudes out there banding together saying, yeah, that happened

00:13:44.000 to me, too, because they're afraid of getting their man card taken away.

00:13:47.160 That's right.

00:13:47.600 And like, dude, that's not right either.

00:13:49.100 So what is what's the solution here, activists, all you fucking activists out there?

00:13:55.080 Why don't you go figure out a fucking solution for this and stop some of these crazy people

00:13:59.380 from attacking men?

00:14:00.640 And maybe there won't be as many retaliations or fistfights or things or women hurt because

00:14:05.760 guess what?

00:14:06.740 Men are much more powerful than women and men can hurt women easier than women can hurt 0.98

00:14:11.400 men.

00:14:12.000 But I'm going to tell you this.

00:14:13.280 Getting punched in the face by 130 pound woman is really not that different than getting punched 1.00

00:14:18.460 in the face by a fucking 200 pound man. 0.99

00:14:20.600 It might hurt a little bit less, but it's going to fucking create a bad scenario the same.

00:14:26.040 Yeah.

00:14:26.220 I mean, I mean, I think the lesson.

00:14:27.640 How do you fix it?

00:14:28.560 I think that then you get to start having the conversation that violence is not that

00:14:32.460 answer.

00:14:33.100 Well, I think in any situation, I think some of these women who are speaking up should 0.79

00:14:37.320 probably speak up to other women about not doing that shit. 1.00

00:14:40.320 Yeah.

00:14:40.520 Like, it doesn't really matter if you guys are in a verbal argument, what someone says

00:14:45.100 to you, there's no reason to go attack them.

00:14:47.520 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:48.500 Yeah.

00:14:48.760 Now, if someone attacks you, you have the right to defend yourself.

00:14:51.780 But at what point is it okay?

00:14:55.400 Because I know for men, it's never okay.

00:14:57.500 Like, it's never okay to escalate from words to physical actions.

00:15:01.480 It never has been.

00:15:02.740 And most men listening have never laid a hand on a woman.

00:15:05.960 And that's great.

00:15:06.720 They shouldn't ever make no mistake about what the fuck I'm saying.

00:15:11.040 What I'm saying is it's not okay for women to do the same thing back and first, and then 1.00

00:15:16.380 just expect men to take it. 0.96

00:15:17.740 Because as I was talking to this dude, he was telling me how fucking like embarrassed

00:15:22.900 he felt of this and he didn't know how to, how to say it.

00:15:26.120 So what do you think the solution is for this?

00:15:28.260 Like, you know, I don't think it's okay for fucking women to be punching men under 1.00

00:15:33.980 any circumstance.

00:15:34.900 I mean, I look at it this way, man.

00:15:36.020 Like, I think if, if I were in that situation, if somebody who's listening, who's been in

00:15:40.680 that situation, if you're in a relationship like that, I would say it's time to exit that

00:15:44.980 relationship.

00:15:45.120 I agree.

00:15:45.940 You know, a hundred percent, because what's going to happen to you is one plus one is 0.64

00:15:49.620 two.

00:15:49.880 That's right.

00:15:50.360 You know, it's going to escalate and it's going to escalate and you're going to end up

00:15:54.160 being the one that goes to fucking jail and loses your job and get your reputation ruined. 0.83

00:15:59.380 Even if she was the one that started the physicalities.

00:16:02.660 And I, but I think there's a portion of people, you know, in society that are the, the attraction

00:16:06.980 is physical in that sense, you know, like they like that anger and you know, that, that

00:16:10.760 passionate love, because that's where a lot of people are derived from, you know?

00:16:14.420 So that's a hard thing to walk away from if you're, you know, cause people secretly that's,

00:16:19.220 those are emotions that people have, you know, and, and I think, you know, if it was my friend

00:16:23.880 and I was giving advice, I would say, man, it's, it's probably time we exit that situation

00:16:27.380 and put, just find yourself in a good one.

00:16:28.720 Dude.

00:16:28.880 I think that, I think that brings up a whole nother scenario.

00:16:32.240 What you got?

00:16:33.000 One in three women experienced some form of physical violence by a partner and one in four

00:16:38.200 men experience it.

00:16:39.480 One, one, one in three women and one of four men.

00:16:44.380 That's an interesting stat.

00:16:45.680 I wonder, I wonder how much of, well, how many, how many are missing from.

00:16:49.220 That's what I'm saying.

00:16:50.200 How many men are willing to admit that they get fucking, that they, it's not even viewed

00:16:54.480 as physical abuse.

00:17:07.560 If a woman hits a man, it's not even viewed as physical abuse.

00:17:19.220 Those cases aren't publicized.

00:17:31.320 Why not?

00:17:32.520 But if a man punches a woman in the fucking face, it's all over the news.

00:17:36.280 You lose the job.

00:17:36.980 His reputation is ruined.

00:17:37.920 This is this.

00:17:38.480 If you want equality, how about the, we make it equality.

00:17:43.320 Like don't fucking hit a man and a man shouldn't hit a woman. 1.00

00:17:48.400 Right?

00:17:49.060 Yeah.

00:17:49.340 I think that's fucking pretty reasonable.

00:17:51.200 Eye for an eye.

00:17:51.920 You know?

00:17:52.580 And I think if you're a woman and you hit a man and a man hits you back, you got a problem 0.89

00:17:59.460 on your hands.

00:18:00.320 You probably shouldn't have started it.

00:18:01.820 Whether, and I'm saying he's wrong too, but don't think you didn't bring it on yourself

00:18:05.560 because you did.

00:18:06.680 That's the truth.

00:18:07.760 Men are expected to have this incredible restraint in all scenarios that women just 1.00

00:18:13.080 aren't expected to have.

00:18:15.220 You see what I'm saying?

00:18:16.880 So, and, and that goes in a lot of different scenarios and I'm not bashing women.

00:18:21.020 I'm just saying the fucking truth.

00:18:22.700 It should go both ways.

00:18:24.080 The respect should be equal.

00:18:25.680 It shouldn't be one or the other and no dude.

00:18:28.040 And if you're a dude out there beating on your girl, you're a fucking lowest piece of

00:18:31.500 shit in the face of the earth.

00:18:33.480 Period.

00:18:33.880 What did you do when it happened to you?

00:18:36.260 Fuck.

00:18:36.500 I fucking took it.

00:18:37.280 Cause I had to, what I, what do I do?

00:18:39.260 What do you do?

00:18:40.200 Dude?

00:18:40.420 I could tell you exactly what I did.

00:18:41.960 I grabbed her by her fucking arms and looked at her dead in the eye. 1.00

00:18:44.460 Like I was going to fucking kill her. 1.00

00:18:45.880 And she calmed down and stopped.

00:18:48.980 You get what I'm saying?

00:18:50.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:18:50.660 Because she knew who the fuck, what she just did.

00:18:53.420 You fucking dude, you can't do that to people.

00:18:56.280 Like people have a right to defend themselves.

00:18:58.280 And if I had fucking actually defended myself within the right of what would have happened

00:19:03.360 to me, I'd end up probably in fucking jail.

00:19:05.340 It'd be my fault.

00:19:06.260 I'd have a reputation for beating women my whole life. 1.00

00:19:09.140 When the truth is that was like the 70th fucking time that it happened.

00:19:13.680 You know what I mean?

00:19:14.440 So at what point does this become a real problem?

00:19:17.780 Cause I believe that it is a real problem.

00:19:19.500 I believe there's lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of men who have been in similar

00:19:23.600 relationships where they have been physically assaulted by women and never said anything

00:19:28.660 to anyone because they're like, that's what you do as a man.

00:19:33.680 You just take it.

00:19:34.560 Cause that's what we're taught, dude.

00:19:36.280 Yeah.

00:19:36.600 I mean, I can't argue that at all.

00:19:37.800 Yeah.

00:19:38.180 I mean, you know, you know, to Tyler's point, like what causes the reaction?

00:19:41.840 I mean, at that point, it doesn't really matter.

00:19:44.400 I don't think it matters.

00:19:45.160 I don't think it's okay for fucking either person to, to hit someone.

00:19:49.840 It's not okay.

00:19:51.100 You know what I'm saying?

00:19:52.180 Yeah.

00:19:52.380 So it really doesn't matter what they say or what, what they said or what they did.

00:19:56.940 When you take it to a different level, it's a different level.

00:20:00.100 Well, it'd be like punching your barista in the face if they made your coffee wrong.

00:20:03.660 Yeah.

00:20:04.480 Yes.

00:20:05.120 That's what I'm saying.

00:20:06.180 I've got a lot of wrong coffee.

00:20:07.320 Right.

00:20:07.620 So my name wrong.

00:20:08.560 So who decides when you can escalate?

00:20:11.400 Yeah.

00:20:11.800 I mean, I, you know, man, I'm just saying in a, in a man and woman,

00:20:15.140 in relationship, I don't, when's it okay?

00:20:17.640 I don't think it is okay.

00:20:18.660 Okay.

00:20:18.980 So you're being attacked.

00:20:20.000 What do you do?

00:20:21.940 You exit yourself from the situation.

00:20:23.560 I agree.

00:20:24.300 That that's, I mean, that's the answer.

00:20:25.660 But what I'm trying to say, that shit ain't taken serious.

00:20:29.840 Dude, you call the police and say my fucking wife was beating me. 1.00

00:20:33.380 Like, you know, they're laughing behind the phone.

00:20:35.420 That's right.

00:20:36.180 That's what I'm trying to point out.

00:20:38.280 It's a fucking stereotype of society that, that is creating issues that should be solved.

00:20:43.860 Like, if you actually brought awareness to this fact, how many women would think about 0.99

00:20:48.160 it before they slapped a dude or before they punched a dude?

00:20:50.720 And dude, it's a problem, dude.

00:20:53.900 I've been in two fucking relationships where I've been hit.

00:20:57.660 I've never fucking laid my hand on a woman in any way like that.

00:21:00.700 It's never happened.

00:21:02.520 You know what I'm saying?

00:21:03.900 What's, why is that?

00:21:05.340 Okay.

00:21:05.620 Yeah, but I mean, dude, I think the answer is, it's not okay.

00:21:15.660 You know, I mean, that's the situation and that's the learning lesson from anybody in

00:21:19.160 here.

00:21:19.640 Dude, I mean, as, as much as I believe in violence in the sense of protecting what you

00:21:23.720 have, like, especially from the country standpoint.

00:21:25.720 Yeah.

00:21:26.600 I don't think that's a situation for violence in any way, shape or form.

00:21:29.700 No, I don't.

00:21:30.400 I agree.

00:21:30.720 You know, and I, you know, I always try to say, Hey, if you were on the street, what

00:21:33.220 would you do?

00:21:34.100 And the truth is, if I was on the street and somebody attacked me, like I'm trying to whoop

00:21:37.460 that dude's ass. 0.96

00:21:38.200 You know what I mean?

00:21:38.700 That's what's going down.

00:21:39.640 So, you know, it is a, it's, I, I know why it's a sensitive topic and I understand why

00:21:44.320 people get up in arms about it.

00:21:45.860 But the truth is, is like, it's not right to raise a hand to anybody, especially in your

00:21:50.640 own home that you're in a relationship.

00:21:52.680 I agree, but it's very common.

00:21:54.200 Yeah.

00:21:54.460 I mean, you know, the only hand you should raise in your own home is one to maybe put your kids

00:21:58.800 in line, which maybe that opens up Pandora's box. 0.50

00:22:00.720 In the sense of, you know, I, I do, I spank my kids. 1.00

00:22:02.980 So I don't, you know, I'm not, Oh my God, dude.

00:22:04.960 Yeah, I know.

00:22:05.520 You'd be surprised though.

00:22:06.520 There's a lot of people that think that's, that's taboo, but I, I, I spank my kids. 1.00

00:22:10.480 I don't punch my kids.

00:22:11.540 I don't plan on punching my kids and that we weren't punches kids, but man, we had our

00:22:14.340 asses beat a lot, you know, but I, I think that's a correction action.

00:22:16.920 But the only, the only hand that's going to ever be raised in my home is if somebody comes

00:22:20.440 in my home, who's not welcome in my home.

00:22:22.140 Well, the only hand that's going to be raised in my home is for a fucking sandwich or a beer.

00:22:27.600 Yeah, that's right.

00:22:28.280 So circling back around to this whole save by the bell, like it getting rebooted, like

00:22:32.400 dude, what are some of the, you know, we're talking about our past, like what are some

00:22:35.520 of the movies that you guys wish or TV shows even that you wish would get rebooted?

00:22:39.640 I mean, especially with Top Gun coming out, dude, 18, 18, 18 as a show though, not as a movie.

00:22:46.800 The movie was, it was okay.

00:22:48.540 I still watch it.

00:22:49.420 I mean, how old are we going here?

00:22:50.620 Cause I like anything.

00:22:51.820 I mean, you dude, I like, like Sandlot.

00:22:53.900 I know you're a big Sandlot guy.

00:22:55.200 Yeah, but you can't redo that.

00:22:57.020 You can't fuck that.

00:22:57.660 That would be blasphemy.

00:22:58.860 Yeah.

00:22:59.580 Well, I mean, but those are the movies that you want your kids to, to be raised on.

00:23:03.300 That was a great movie.

00:23:04.220 You know, there's a lot of great lessons talking about lessons in that movie, you know?

00:23:07.100 And I mean, dude, there's a lot of, there's just a lot of stupid movies that were great.

00:23:10.260 Big Trouble, Little China, you know, it's been great. 1.00

00:23:12.480 The Great Outdoors.

00:23:13.380 The Great Outdoors.

00:23:14.400 It's a great fucking movie.

00:23:15.060 Yeah, never redo that one either.

00:23:15.940 Yeah.

00:23:16.120 Oh, it's a great duo.

00:23:17.540 Well, you can't redo it cause he's dead.

00:23:18.860 No, I'm just saying you should never try to redo it either though, even without it, even

00:23:22.620 with a different cast.

00:23:23.240 I caught what you were saying.

00:23:24.420 You guys both sound dumb right now.

00:23:25.840 Just so you know.

00:23:55.840 All right.

00:24:25.840 Do you hear about former Miss Florida going to jail

00:24:54.700 because she was stealing her elderly mother's social security checks?

00:24:58.100 Like, how fucked up is that?

00:24:59.860 Wait, what?

00:25:01.160 Yeah, Miss Florida, a former Miss Florida,

00:25:03.880 was stealing her mother's social security checks.

00:25:06.700 Dude, I'll be completely...

00:25:08.300 Talk about tagging your sponsor.

00:25:09.860 Yeah, no shit.

00:25:12.840 Dude, I don't know, man.

00:25:14.520 Like, I'm not really surprised by anything going on right now.

00:25:17.820 This seems kind of minor.

00:25:19.840 It does seem pretty shitty,

00:25:21.480 but it certainly isn't the dumbest or the craziest

00:25:24.560 or the fucking stupidest thing I've heard.

00:25:26.640 And you know this,

00:25:27.520 and I think a lot of people...

00:25:29.080 I was having this conversation actually with Raquel last night.

00:25:31.420 When it comes to money, don't trust anyone.

00:25:35.100 Everybody would take your shit if they could.

00:25:37.040 I mean, I think that's a pure example of, like,

00:25:38.860 that's how low people will go when it comes to taking people's shit.

00:25:42.160 I agree.

00:25:43.040 And, you know,

00:25:44.200 this is why relationships evolve

00:25:48.080 when you become more successful,

00:25:49.640 to be completely honest,

00:25:51.580 because they have to.

00:25:54.580 Because if you don't make yourself friends

00:25:56.520 with people who are on your level,

00:25:58.480 everybody else really does kind of hate you.

00:26:02.140 Right.

00:26:02.440 You know what I'm saying?

00:26:03.060 Because they're...

00:26:03.740 And this is the truth.

00:26:04.560 People think...

00:26:05.860 People have the wrong idea of what haters really are.

00:26:08.540 Right?

00:26:08.820 But there's people's internal voice

00:26:12.540 that they, like, imagine,

00:26:14.660 and then they think,

00:26:16.080 and then they kind of make up, like,

00:26:17.540 what they think people are saying.

00:26:19.020 Right?

00:26:19.720 And then there's real haters,

00:26:21.880 like the guy who just murdered Randy Gorey

00:26:26.020 in Edwardsville a week ago.

00:26:29.160 Okay?

00:26:29.400 So, when you talk about haters,

00:26:31.880 be very clear that when you talk about haters

00:26:34.460 to people who actually do have people that hate them,

00:26:37.180 you look like a fucking idiot. 0.98

00:26:38.820 You know what I'm saying?

00:26:40.020 Yeah.

00:26:40.280 Well, a true hatred really doesn't want to see the success,

00:26:43.420 or they want to see the success until...

00:26:46.020 To the point to where they are still connected

00:26:48.260 and can receive from it.

00:26:49.820 You know what I mean?

00:26:50.280 And the minute that you don't give it...

00:26:51.900 Then it's hatred.

00:26:52.520 You're a piece of shit.

00:26:53.460 That's correct.

00:26:54.080 Dude, we don't even know the motive

00:26:56.440 of why this dude killed him,

00:26:58.440 but I guarantee you it had to do with money.

00:27:00.540 Yeah.

00:27:01.260 I guarantee you, dude,

00:27:03.720 at some point in time,

00:27:05.180 they're going to find out that this motherfucker 1.00

00:27:06.940 somehow wanted something from Randy,

00:27:09.540 and Randy somehow...

00:27:11.340 Told him no.

00:27:11.980 Told him no.

00:27:12.600 That's my guess.

00:27:13.720 Pure speculation.

00:27:15.400 I get hit up two, three times a day

00:27:16.900 with fucking these huge, long stories 0.90

00:27:18.680 about how it's my responsibility

00:27:22.280 to help someone who's down and this and that.

00:27:25.200 Dude, I do help people that are down all the time,

00:27:28.220 but those are people that I choose to help

00:27:30.640 that I know are...

00:27:31.540 Those are my people in my circle.

00:27:32.940 Right.

00:27:33.120 And, dude, when you become

00:27:35.440 sort of a somewhat successful person

00:27:38.280 in the public eye,

00:27:39.440 people just change...

00:27:40.320 It's not that the successful person changes,

00:27:42.900 people change how they view you

00:27:44.580 and how they utilize you

00:27:46.180 and how they want the relationship to be.

00:27:47.660 It completely changes it.

00:27:49.660 By the way, if Andy sends you a DM,

00:27:51.440 that does not mean that you are in his circle.

00:27:54.200 That's another thing, yeah.

00:27:55.820 Well, I think there's a clear delineation there, right, Tyler?

00:27:58.700 I mean, and that comes into a, you know,

00:28:00.680 from a safety aspect of probably

00:28:02.120 maybe how that situation unfolded.

00:28:03.840 But, you know, when you're conversing

00:28:05.400 with someone online

00:28:06.320 and having a conversation

00:28:07.220 or they follow you online,

00:28:08.760 that doesn't mean you can show up to their house.

00:28:11.480 You know, that doesn't mean you can...

00:28:12.700 I get it.

00:28:13.000 You know, follow them around to, you know,

00:28:14.700 to sporting events and things like that.

00:28:17.020 So, I mean, there's a...

00:28:17.700 There's a...

00:28:19.620 I think that the moral, ethical boundaries

00:28:22.080 that social lets down,

00:28:23.520 like you still got to put them into play.

00:28:25.020 Bro, I don't think people

00:28:26.920 understand boundaries anymore.

00:28:28.880 I think there's a whole generation of people

00:28:30.500 that don't understand boundaries at all.

00:28:32.600 They don't understand that it's not normal

00:28:34.280 to do certain things

00:28:37.580 and behave certain ways.

00:28:39.920 I mean, we see it in society all the time.

00:28:41.880 We're seeing a moral breakdown

00:28:43.060 of the code of behavior.

00:28:45.780 I mean, dude,

00:28:47.800 like when I was 12 years old

00:28:50.060 or 13 years old,

00:28:51.900 you know, even the baddest kids,

00:28:54.080 like the baddest, baddest kids,

00:28:55.720 the kids were bad.

00:28:56.560 And we had some bad kids in our school, okay?

00:29:00.100 They still didn't like

00:29:01.800 try to like stab the principal

00:29:04.640 or like punch them

00:29:06.160 or like use the law

00:29:08.340 to get the principal in trouble

00:29:09.580 because they act up so bad

00:29:11.420 that they, you know,

00:29:12.780 get in a physical altercation.

00:29:14.280 Right.

00:29:14.680 I mean, dude,

00:29:15.300 there's like weird shit happening.

00:29:18.220 Well, now the parents defend the action.

00:29:19.660 I know.

00:29:20.960 I know, man.

00:29:21.900 And it's fucking scary.

00:29:23.640 It's got to scare you, dude, with kids.

00:29:25.680 Well, I was having this conversation this morning,

00:29:27.480 you know,

00:29:27.800 and I think

00:29:28.360 you are what you tolerate.

00:29:31.560 And I think the majority of your kids' times

00:29:33.120 are at home, you know,

00:29:34.600 and, you know,

00:29:36.040 those bad behaviors are taught in the home.

00:29:38.420 And, you know,

00:29:39.520 do they have access to school

00:29:40.640 to other bad kids?

00:29:41.620 They do.

00:29:42.100 But I still have the ability

00:29:43.080 to correct that in my own home,

00:29:44.400 you know,

00:29:44.940 and lead from the front

00:29:46.020 and teach right versus wrong.

00:29:47.060 Have you had that happen already

00:29:48.040 with them like going

00:29:49.000 to like a little preschool and stuff?

00:29:51.160 Yeah.

00:29:51.500 Where they picked up some shit at school

00:29:53.500 and they came home

00:29:54.100 and you had to fucking squash it? 0.83

00:29:56.100 Well, and, you know,

00:29:57.040 listen, Enzo's going to play rough.

00:29:58.440 Yeah.

00:29:58.720 You know,

00:29:59.040 and I'm going to raise him

00:30:00.060 to be aggressive.

00:30:01.400 And guess what?

00:30:01.880 Kill, kill, kill. 0.98

00:30:02.220 Yeah, but don't you understand

00:30:03.440 that like you're doing

00:30:05.400 what you're saying

00:30:07.720 other parents do now?

00:30:09.040 I understand.

00:30:09.820 Yeah.

00:30:10.160 So like...

00:30:10.660 It's a double-edged sword.

00:30:11.460 I know.

00:30:11.940 So like where's that line?

00:30:13.320 You get what I'm saying?

00:30:14.040 I do.

00:30:14.620 And I think that, you know,

00:30:16.300 you have to always rely

00:30:17.820 on the moral and ethics.

00:30:18.740 Like I'm not teaching him

00:30:19.740 to be a bad kid.

00:30:21.020 Right.

00:30:21.360 I'm teaching him to go forward.

00:30:22.960 Right.

00:30:23.240 You know, and moving forward,

00:30:24.800 I got to keep the guardrails

00:30:25.900 on either side of it.

00:30:26.780 And I think that's

00:30:27.280 the important lessons

00:30:28.060 where, you know...

00:30:29.180 That's what dad did for us.

00:30:30.320 Yeah, there's a big difference

00:30:31.440 versus completely holding

00:30:33.080 the brakes on a kid as well.

00:30:34.760 You know, and then

00:30:35.240 whenever Enzo's out

00:30:36.280 running around

00:30:37.860 and he's playing aggressive

00:30:38.640 and, you know,

00:30:40.020 another kid's not playing that way,

00:30:41.500 it does make for

00:30:42.280 interesting conversation

00:30:43.280 or, you know, top...

00:30:44.280 Because, I mean, dude,

00:30:44.780 it's easy to like...

00:30:46.660 Like, because I agree

00:30:47.680 with how you raise your kids.

00:30:48.840 I mean, let's just...

00:30:49.640 I'm playing just both sides here.

00:30:51.420 I get it.

00:30:52.540 I've already had this happen.

00:30:54.000 No, I get it.

00:30:54.860 So, I mean, dude,

00:30:55.680 I agree with the way

00:30:56.560 you're raising your kids

00:30:57.800 is the way they should

00:30:58.280 be fucking raised. 0.94

00:30:59.120 Yeah.

00:30:59.780 So this is not me

00:31:00.860 disagreeing with you,

00:31:01.660 but what I'm saying is

00:31:02.700 with all the different

00:31:04.500 personal standards

00:31:05.460 that are out there

00:31:06.120 about how things

00:31:06.820 should be raised,

00:31:08.240 like how should...

00:31:09.740 Like, because I don't have

00:31:10.820 kids that do this, right?

00:31:12.260 Right.

00:31:12.460 So I don't know.

00:31:14.000 So how do you

00:31:15.160 correct that shit at home? 0.51

00:31:17.400 Like, give me an example

00:31:18.320 of what happens.

00:31:19.140 Well, I think, you know,

00:31:19.580 it's kind of

00:31:20.820 the beginning of the conversation,

00:31:22.280 you know, it's never okay

00:31:23.540 to put your hands

00:31:24.100 on other kids.

00:31:24.700 Right.

00:31:24.920 You know what I mean?

00:31:25.380 Like, dude,

00:31:26.200 it's no different

00:31:26.660 than having dogs.

00:31:27.460 Yeah.

00:31:27.620 It's very similar in that sense.

00:31:28.640 Like, you take your dog

00:31:29.480 to the dog park...

00:31:30.160 Put him in a cage

00:31:30.740 when you want to leave

00:31:31.160 the house and shit?

00:31:31.840 Yeah.

00:31:32.140 Well, yeah, no shit.

00:31:33.740 No, but I mean,

00:31:34.380 your dog is not acceptable

00:31:35.100 for your dog

00:31:35.580 to just go bite

00:31:36.100 other fucking dogs. 0.70

00:31:37.140 You know what I mean?

00:31:37.460 You got to teach

00:31:38.500 and correct the action.

00:31:38.980 Apparently, if they're my dogs,

00:31:40.300 it is okay

00:31:40.960 because I keep getting

00:31:41.960 these fucking dogs

00:31:42.980 that just bite the shit 0.97

00:31:44.060 out of other dogs.

00:31:44.920 Well, you're not

00:31:45.360 correcting the action.

00:31:46.200 No, I am correcting it.

00:31:47.320 It's just, like, secretly,

00:31:48.480 I think they know

00:31:49.040 that I kind of don't

00:31:49.660 want anything around.

00:31:50.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:31:50.860 And they're just like,

00:31:51.360 get the fuck out of here, dude. 0.99

00:31:52.560 No, but I mean, you know,

00:31:53.320 raising kids,

00:31:53.920 it's no different, you know,

00:31:54.780 and understanding

00:31:55.520 that you have to respect

00:31:56.340 other people's ways

00:31:57.240 of how they want

00:31:58.060 to raise their kids.

00:31:58.640 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:58.860 And that's okay, too.

00:31:59.620 Yeah, but see, how do you...

00:32:00.400 That's like a hard thing

00:32:02.240 to do, man,

00:32:02.920 because you're trying

00:32:03.640 to, like, teach

00:32:04.160 one code of ethics at home

00:32:05.460 and then they're getting

00:32:07.000 taught a different

00:32:07.600 code of ethics at school,

00:32:08.740 you know, because, like,

00:32:10.160 dude, it's not okay

00:32:10.960 to be...

00:32:12.040 for kids to be aggressive

00:32:14.400 and, like, play

00:32:15.340 in sports anymore.

00:32:16.440 It's not okay.

00:32:17.200 Like, dude,

00:32:17.760 they'll just remove 0.77

00:32:18.320 the kid from the fucking thing. 0.99

00:32:20.260 You know, back when

00:32:21.240 we played sports

00:32:22.620 growing up,

00:32:24.400 you know,

00:32:24.900 if you were aggressive

00:32:25.600 and you did something,

00:32:26.840 you fucking went 0.96

00:32:28.260 to the penalty box.

00:32:29.480 You know what I'm saying?

00:32:30.060 Now it's like,

00:32:30.660 we want to remove this

00:32:31.760 from the scenario

00:32:32.980 so that all the kids

00:32:35.200 can have a happier time,

00:32:37.060 but the problem

00:32:38.180 with that is

00:32:38.840 is what happens

00:32:39.940 when they're 20 years old

00:32:41.060 and they fucking run 0.90

00:32:41.880 into somebody

00:32:42.460 who's aggressive?

00:32:43.580 Or what happens

00:32:44.140 when they're 25

00:32:44.960 and they run into

00:32:45.740 a situation in business

00:32:47.000 where you have someone

00:32:48.360 who's going to

00:32:48.920 legitimately, like,

00:32:51.100 take their fucking lunch

00:32:52.420 and take their spot,

00:32:54.120 take their career,

00:32:55.260 take their fucking house, 0.99

00:32:56.380 and they just let it happen

00:32:57.800 because they never learned

00:32:59.000 what you're trying

00:33:00.420 to communicate.

00:33:01.040 But I think that's why

00:33:01.920 moral and ethics

00:33:02.580 are such a power plant

00:33:04.140 and not only that equation

00:33:05.880 in children,

00:33:06.320 but just in life in general.

00:33:07.440 Like, you know,

00:33:08.040 the conversation

00:33:08.580 we were having earlier

00:33:09.200 about tactical negotiation,

00:33:10.680 it's doing what's correct.

00:33:12.840 Yeah, I agree, dude.

00:33:13.820 And it's okay to stand up

00:33:15.100 for what is correct.

00:33:16.220 I agree.

00:33:16.860 And where I...

00:33:17.940 It's funny, though, bro,

00:33:18.840 because, like,

00:33:19.620 just like that meeting

00:33:20.680 that we were talking about,

00:33:22.260 people perceive

00:33:23.300 people standing up

00:33:24.840 and saying,

00:33:25.560 hey...

00:33:26.040 That's not fucking right.

00:33:27.560 Yeah, you're not

00:33:28.120 going to take advantage of me.

00:33:29.340 Right.

00:33:29.520 And they take that

00:33:30.900 as you being mean.

00:33:32.620 Yeah.

00:33:33.120 You know, like,

00:33:33.840 oh, I'm being mean.

00:33:34.740 No, motherfucker.

00:33:35.720 I'm not being mean.

00:33:37.180 I'm holding you

00:33:38.620 to what you said

00:33:40.280 and what you committed to.

00:33:41.800 But I think this is like...

00:33:42.980 And something...

00:33:44.240 I mean, get on,

00:33:45.180 but I'm saying,

00:33:45.700 you know,

00:33:46.100 something that I take

00:33:47.600 great pride in,

00:33:48.760 and I haven't always

00:33:49.520 been that way,

00:33:49.980 but it developed the skill

00:33:50.860 is, like,

00:33:51.440 understanding when you're wrong,

00:33:52.600 too,

00:33:52.740 and addressing that problem.

00:33:54.100 You know,

00:33:54.380 and it's very difficult

00:33:55.660 in your kids

00:33:56.320 because, like,

00:33:57.360 when they're wrong,

00:33:58.120 you want to shelter them.

00:33:59.640 You know,

00:33:59.860 you want to protect them to it,

00:34:01.120 and you do it to yourself.

00:34:01.960 You just don't realize

00:34:02.540 you do it to yourself,

00:34:03.100 but when your kids

00:34:04.000 are acting out,

00:34:05.220 you've got to be

00:34:05.640 real fucking clear

00:34:06.780 when there's another kid involved.

00:34:08.460 Like, maybe your kid

00:34:09.040 was wrong,

00:34:10.020 and you need to correct

00:34:10.660 that fucking action. 0.89

00:34:11.600 That's what I'm saying.

00:34:12.300 Yeah, and it's hard.

00:34:13.000 It's fucking hard.

00:34:13.860 But I don't think

00:34:14.320 that happens in every house.

00:34:15.400 No, because it's hard...

00:34:16.360 Because it's an ego thing.

00:34:17.780 That's right.

00:34:18.200 It's my fucking kid.

00:34:19.460 That's right.

00:34:19.860 Well, and...

00:34:21.220 You're not doing your kid

00:34:22.120 any favors by being that way.

00:34:23.480 No.

00:34:23.880 You're actually teaching

00:34:24.560 them terrible habits,

00:34:25.940 and the truth is

00:34:26.740 is that whenever you...

00:34:28.500 That situation...

00:34:29.540 It's a great teaching moment

00:34:30.700 because it shows them

00:34:32.960 that you're a reasonable human

00:34:34.580 who actually thinks

00:34:36.140 about other people.

00:34:37.280 That's right.

00:34:37.780 So that they're not...

00:34:38.620 They don't grow up

00:34:39.220 to be one of these

00:34:39.860 far left

00:34:40.680 or far right

00:34:41.920 fucking weirdos

00:34:43.140 who thinks that

00:34:44.240 just because they live

00:34:45.420 a certain way

00:34:46.180 that it's the right way.

00:34:48.160 You know?

00:34:48.540 Well, and dude,

00:34:49.600 I mean,

00:34:49.940 I think a lot of that problem

00:34:50.960 comes, you know,

00:34:51.920 from being able

00:34:52.960 to check yourself.

00:34:54.300 You know,

00:34:54.620 checking yourself

00:34:55.180 is a hard...

00:34:55.760 For sure, man.

00:34:56.480 It's awareness.

00:34:57.240 Really what we're talking about

00:34:58.140 really comes down

00:34:58.880 to awareness.

00:34:59.520 Social awareness.

00:35:00.180 Not even self-awareness.

00:35:01.200 Social awareness.

00:35:01.880 Both.

00:35:02.100 Right versus wrong.

00:35:02.780 It's both.

00:35:03.400 Yeah, but understanding

00:35:04.800 you can be wrong

00:35:05.640 as long as you understand

00:35:06.460 that you're wrong

00:35:06.880 and you don't defend

00:35:07.480 the fact that you were wrong.

00:35:08.660 That's right.

00:35:09.360 You accept the fuck that.

00:35:09.720 You accept the fucking move.

00:35:10.780 Like there's some things

00:35:11.680 about yourself,

00:35:12.580 all of you listening,

00:35:13.480 that you're like,

00:35:13.980 yeah,

00:35:15.120 I probably shouldn't do that.

00:35:16.300 Yeah.

00:35:16.500 And if you choose to do it,

00:35:17.800 you know that you're doing

00:35:19.120 Right versus wrong.

00:35:20.060 the wrong thing.

00:35:21.300 And if it blows up

00:35:23.560 in your face,

00:35:24.100 you should say,

00:35:24.760 well,

00:35:25.040 that's what I get.

00:35:26.800 Yeah.

00:35:27.080 You know?

00:35:27.760 And dude,

00:35:28.140 nobody,

00:35:28.500 I mean,

00:35:28.620 you think about all the arguments

00:35:29.500 you've had over time,

00:35:30.560 you know,

00:35:31.240 if you can remove your ego

00:35:33.360 out of that situation.

00:35:34.700 It's pretty easy to solve.

00:35:36.400 It's a very easy solve.

00:35:37.420 That's right.

00:35:37.780 And you know,

00:35:38.060 like even in the business,

00:35:39.120 like dude,

00:35:39.580 how many times

00:35:40.260 have we seen people's,

00:35:41.420 like literally

00:35:42.280 in our industry,

00:35:44.440 people's egos

00:35:45.320 just fucking

00:35:46.320 destroy them, 0.98

00:35:47.580 burn their company down,

00:35:49.100 end up in jail,

00:35:50.800 fucking, 0.90

00:35:51.840 you know,

00:35:52.600 be out of business.

00:35:53.900 Like it is crazy,

00:35:55.320 dude.

00:35:55.540 People that were at the top too.

00:35:57.000 Oh,

00:35:57.260 dude,

00:35:57.480 I see this in every,

00:35:58.820 every,

00:35:59.440 like with Arte

00:36:00.420 and how we see

00:36:01.040 all these business owners.

00:36:02.540 Dude,

00:36:03.020 this is the,

00:36:03.820 what you just said

00:36:04.520 is the biggest

00:36:05.280 fucking challenge.

00:36:06.820 It's your own

00:36:07.860 fucking ego.

00:36:09.060 Yeah.

00:36:09.460 It's keeping you

00:36:10.220 where you are.

00:36:10.940 A lot of you guys

00:36:11.780 got the wrong idea

00:36:12.640 of what a big ego

00:36:13.480 is about,

00:36:14.060 right?

00:36:14.740 You think because

00:36:15.500 someone lives

00:36:16.060 in a nice house

00:36:16.820 and they fucking 0.99

00:36:17.420 show their shit

00:36:18.720 or whatever,

00:36:19.600 they think you got

00:36:20.240 a big ego.

00:36:20.860 That is fucking

00:36:21.480 not true.

00:36:22.120 It has nothing

00:36:22.540 to do with it.

00:36:23.040 That just means

00:36:23.460 they like cool shit.

00:36:25.040 When you have

00:36:25.900 a big ego

00:36:26.820 is when you think

00:36:27.560 you're right,

00:36:28.480 you don't have

00:36:28.820 any care for

00:36:29.400 anybody's perspective,

00:36:30.560 you think you know

00:36:31.340 everything,

00:36:31.740 and you think

00:36:32.640 you're more important

00:36:33.320 than everybody else,

00:36:34.380 which happens to be

00:36:35.620 most of the people

00:36:36.900 who accuse other people

00:36:38.460 of having huge egos.

00:36:40.620 Well,

00:36:40.840 I mean,

00:36:41.340 dude,

00:36:41.520 when you start

00:36:42.940 making an emotional

00:36:43.940 decision,

00:36:44.380 it's really,

00:36:45.080 really,

00:36:45.460 really,

00:36:45.780 really,

00:36:46.060 really fucking

00:36:46.940 tough to take

00:36:47.600 your ego out of

00:36:48.100 play.

00:36:48.660 I mean,

00:36:49.160 no matter how

00:36:49.740 big it is,

00:36:50.280 it just takes

00:36:50.780 practice.

00:36:51.320 It's hard to

00:36:51.800 remove it because

00:36:52.600 you're personally,

00:36:53.300 I mean,

00:36:53.460 this is why

00:36:53.860 politics and

00:36:54.380 religion is such 1.00

00:36:55.020 a fucking 0.88

00:36:55.460 sensitive topic,

00:36:56.220 right?

00:36:56.900 Because you're,

00:36:57.660 you're right.

00:36:58.300 Yeah,

00:36:58.460 but you should

00:36:58.860 still in those

00:36:59.700 scenarios,

00:37:00.200 you should still

00:37:01.040 in those scenarios

00:37:01.740 be able to detach.

00:37:03.260 Of course.

00:37:03.640 Yes.

00:37:03.900 But people do

00:37:04.660 not.

00:37:05.120 You know what I

00:37:05.340 mean?

00:37:05.420 I agree.

00:37:05.800 And it's when

00:37:06.220 it's your kids.

00:37:07.660 Yeah.

00:37:11.520 But I think

00:37:13.040 when your kids

00:37:15.520 grow up around

00:37:16.300 that environment,

00:37:17.620 you know,

00:37:17.800 we grew up

00:37:18.180 around that

00:37:18.580 environment.

00:37:19.200 I don't think

00:37:19.680 we ever

00:37:19.940 recognize how

00:37:20.660 valuable that

00:37:21.340 was to us

00:37:21.880 growing up.

00:37:22.680 No,

00:37:23.060 fuck,

00:37:23.380 dude,

00:37:23.540 I do.

00:37:24.080 Yeah.

00:37:24.320 I mean,

00:37:24.840 like when you

00:37:25.260 think about

00:37:25.580 especially raising

00:37:26.240 kids,

00:37:26.600 you know,

00:37:26.760 like,

00:37:27.920 you know,

00:37:28.400 dad always

00:37:29.100 standing for

00:37:29.760 what was,

00:37:30.200 I mean,

00:37:30.440 you know,

00:37:31.260 and our dad

00:37:32.040 was the guy

00:37:33.020 who like if

00:37:33.520 somebody's being

00:37:33.940 a fucking 0.88

00:37:34.240 asshole in

00:37:34.640 the bar,

00:37:35.040 like he would

00:37:35.680 fucking say,

00:37:36.380 hey,

00:37:37.240 shut the fuck 0.92

00:37:37.860 up,

00:37:38.100 shut the fuck 0.92

00:37:38.680 up.

00:37:38.920 My kids are

00:37:39.440 here.

00:37:39.720 And he

00:37:40.360 would say

00:37:40.700 fuck while

00:37:41.140 the other guy

00:37:41.520 and accuse

00:37:41.880 the guy

00:37:42.100 of saying fuck.

00:37:43.040 But he

00:37:44.420 was standing

00:37:44.740 for what

00:37:45.020 was right.

00:37:45.500 It was

00:37:45.660 uncomfortable.

00:37:46.460 It was

00:37:46.680 awkward for

00:37:47.300 all.

00:37:47.700 But he

00:37:47.860 didn't give

00:37:48.080 a fuck.

00:37:48.360 He didn't

00:37:48.560 give a fuck

00:37:48.940 because it

00:37:49.240 was correct.

00:37:49.800 Right.

00:37:50.120 You know,

00:37:50.460 and I

00:37:51.440 think there

00:37:51.840 needs to

00:37:52.300 be more

00:37:52.620 of that

00:37:52.920 in society

00:37:53.920 in general.

00:37:54.540 Mom was

00:37:54.940 the same

00:37:55.260 way.

00:37:55.680 Oh,

00:37:55.840 no,

00:37:55.940 no.

00:37:56.060 Mom was

00:37:56.360 worse.

00:37:58.380 Yeah.

00:37:58.720 I mean,

00:37:59.000 bro,

00:37:59.220 I was thinking

00:37:59.540 about this shit

00:38:00.240 from nobody.

00:38:00.780 I was thinking

00:38:02.200 about this,

00:38:02.800 you know,

00:38:03.580 when we

00:38:04.360 talk about

00:38:09.720 mom,

00:38:10.200 too.

00:38:10.820 But I

00:38:11.220 think the

00:38:11.500 most important

00:38:12.100 lesson that

00:38:12.600 we learned

00:38:13.060 in our lives

00:38:13.820 actually came

00:38:14.360 from mom,

00:38:14.860 not dad.

00:38:15.320 Yeah.

00:38:15.580 And was

00:38:15.840 always do

00:38:16.300 the right

00:38:16.600 thing.

00:38:17.020 That's right.

00:38:17.400 Dude,

00:38:17.700 when you do

00:38:18.080 the right

00:38:18.400 thing,

00:38:19.060 like when I

00:38:19.460 started,

00:38:19.760 when I started

00:38:20.340 thinking about

00:38:20.840 this,

00:38:21.060 because what

00:38:21.360 happened was

00:38:21.880 I started

00:38:22.980 smoking some

00:38:23.480 weed and I

00:38:24.200 got really

00:38:24.500 fucking high

00:38:25.040 and I got

00:38:25.600 on this idea

00:38:26.200 and I started

00:38:26.840 thinking about

00:38:27.360 it.

00:38:27.580 What's the

00:38:28.280 most important

00:38:29.120 lesson that I

00:38:30.140 ever learned

00:38:31.000 in my life

00:38:31.580 that made me

00:38:32.240 the most money

00:38:32.940 and the most

00:38:33.480 successful and made

00:38:34.300 me who the

00:38:34.660 fuck I am?

00:38:35.600 It's that.

00:38:36.520 It is.

00:38:37.300 Because,

00:38:37.760 dude,

00:38:38.480 like,

00:38:38.900 for example,

00:38:39.340 we just got

00:38:39.940 blown up on

00:38:40.820 our customer

00:38:42.340 service by

00:38:43.040 some guy

00:38:43.820 who's pissed

00:38:44.340 off that we

00:38:45.640 backed the

00:38:46.100 blue.

00:38:46.560 Did you see

00:38:46.900 that?

00:38:47.320 I did not.

00:38:47.820 Okay.

00:38:48.120 I mean,

00:38:48.480 literally just

00:38:48.880 got here.

00:38:49.260 All right.

00:38:49.540 So when I was

00:38:50.060 walking through

00:38:50.900 customer service,

00:38:52.240 Jordan's like, 0.99

00:38:52.820 hey, man,

00:38:53.260 what should I do

00:38:54.080 here?

00:38:54.300 And he shows

00:38:54.780 me this big

00:38:55.260 paragraph.

00:38:56.880 A man wants 0.98

00:38:57.720 to return his

00:38:58.360 order because he

00:38:59.460 found out that

00:39:00.200 we make back

00:39:01.480 the blue and we

00:39:02.360 support the police

00:39:03.260 and he thinks

00:39:04.920 it's divisive

00:39:05.760 towards the

00:39:07.620 minorities in the

00:39:08.380 community and

00:39:09.760 that was his

00:39:10.940 story and he

00:39:11.720 has a right to

00:39:12.320 think that.

00:39:12.760 I don't have a

00:39:12.980 problem with that.

00:39:13.740 I also have a

00:39:14.580 right to believe

00:39:15.220 that 99.9% of

00:39:17.260 the police are

00:39:17.760 great fucking

00:39:18.440 humans and I

00:39:19.580 choose to support

00:39:20.400 them and I

00:39:21.360 choose to donate

00:39:21.920 my money to

00:39:22.560 their causes of

00:39:23.240 the fallen heroes.

00:39:24.420 That's a big

00:39:25.380 thing for us here

00:39:26.160 at First Form.

00:39:27.020 It's a big thing

00:39:27.580 for us personally,

00:39:28.580 both of us.

00:39:29.220 Dude, that like

00:39:29.580 pisses me off. 0.72

00:39:30.500 I know.

00:39:31.120 This is the point.

00:39:32.080 This is the point.

00:39:32.760 Yeah.

00:39:33.100 But look.

00:39:33.640 He can believe

00:39:33.660 that way.

00:39:34.000 That's right.

00:39:34.420 And so he was

00:39:35.160 asking me how

00:39:35.800 to respond and

00:39:36.840 most people right

00:39:37.600 now are listening

00:39:38.680 and if you follow

00:39:39.780 me, you probably

00:39:40.420 share similar

00:39:41.140 beliefs and if

00:39:42.520 you don't, that's

00:39:43.040 fine too.

00:39:43.960 But I know most

00:39:44.560 people's first

00:39:45.100 reaction, fuck 0.67

00:39:45.700 that guy.

00:39:46.300 Oh, well, you

00:39:47.120 don't know where

00:39:47.600 the fuck that

00:39:48.220 guy, that guy

00:39:49.000 could have had a

00:39:49.520 really bad

00:39:49.920 experience and got

00:39:51.000 his fucking ass 0.74

00:39:51.660 beat for no

00:39:52.120 reason by that

00:39:52.700 1% of bad.

00:39:54.640 What he, who

00:39:55.120 knows?

00:39:56.140 But I, you

00:39:57.560 know, he asked

00:39:58.040 me how he should

00:39:58.640 handle it.

00:39:59.100 I said, dude,

00:39:59.480 just handle it

00:39:59.940 very respectfully.

00:40:00.740 Just say, you

00:40:01.980 know, I'm sorry

00:40:02.920 you feel that way.

00:40:03.680 Yes, we return

00:40:04.800 the products.

00:40:05.360 We'll be happy to

00:40:05.900 take it back and

00:40:06.560 handle it like a

00:40:07.200 professional, like a

00:40:08.060 grown ass man. 0.91

00:40:08.640 That's right.

00:40:09.160 But dude, did it

00:40:09.940 make me mad when I

00:40:10.680 read it?

00:40:11.300 Yeah, it did.

00:40:12.180 But after I got

00:40:13.680 mad for the 1.5

00:40:15.320 seconds I was mad, I

00:40:16.940 thought, well, I

00:40:18.240 wonder what this

00:40:18.960 guy's side of the

00:40:19.660 story is.

00:40:20.300 It's got to be, he

00:40:21.520 probably has a really

00:40:22.280 good reason for

00:40:22.900 thinking that.

00:40:23.580 And we always assume

00:40:25.080 that people have, you

00:40:26.880 know, shitty reasons

00:40:27.780 for thinking that, but

00:40:28.560 you don't fucking walk

00:40:29.540 in their shoes, so you

00:40:30.300 don't know.

00:40:31.180 You know what I'm

00:40:31.760 saying?

00:40:32.120 Well, yeah.

00:40:32.460 I mean, like this,

00:40:33.260 listen, it's like,

00:40:33.820 bro, I've had a bad

00:40:34.640 fucking, I had a bad

00:40:36.100 experience with a cop

00:40:37.000 one time, real bad.

00:40:38.280 Got fucking my head

00:40:39.680 kneeled on and, you 0.89

00:40:41.660 know, tossed around

00:40:42.520 in not a very fucking

00:40:43.520 friendly way, and it

00:40:44.700 wasn't, like, fun.

00:40:45.820 It was, like, very

00:40:46.860 forceful.

00:40:47.760 It wasn't.

00:40:48.300 I've had my ass beat.

00:40:49.200 Yeah, dude.

00:40:49.760 I got, you know, and

00:40:52.560 it was not called for.

00:40:53.920 Yeah.

00:40:54.200 I was in the wrong

00:40:55.880 place at the wrong

00:40:56.640 fucking time, and I

00:40:58.480 got grouped in with a

00:40:59.300 group of people, and I

00:41:00.760 got my fucking head 0.95

00:41:01.740 smacked.

00:41:02.100 Dude, it fucking, I

00:41:03.020 was pissed.

00:41:03.600 It scraped up my face,

00:41:04.820 gave me some black

00:41:05.460 eyes.

00:41:06.320 You know what, though?

00:41:07.520 I shouldn't have been

00:41:08.180 in that fucking spot. 0.98

00:41:09.500 Yeah, I know.

00:41:09.920 I should have fucking

00:41:10.640 thought better, and the

00:41:11.720 truth is, that's what

00:41:13.240 that guy has to do to

00:41:15.080 fucking make sure.

00:41:16.120 He doesn't know if I'm

00:41:17.040 going to fucking hurt

00:41:17.880 him.

00:41:18.220 Yeah.

00:41:18.500 He has no idea.

00:41:19.420 He's protecting his

00:41:20.160 ass. 0.70

00:41:20.260 That's right.

00:41:20.560 He wants to go home

00:41:20.920 to his kids.

00:41:21.280 And so I could easily

00:41:22.560 say, fuck that, dude. 0.98

00:41:24.660 They fucking too rough

00:41:25.720 and this and that, and

00:41:26.540 dude, I know a lot of

00:41:27.360 people have that feeling,

00:41:28.480 but, like, let's stop

00:41:29.340 and think what it's like

00:41:30.780 to be the cop.

00:41:32.220 And that's why I stop

00:41:33.100 and think what it's

00:41:33.620 like to be that guy.

00:41:34.440 That's right.

00:41:34.860 You see what I'm

00:41:35.240 saying?

00:41:35.520 So I'm not mad at

00:41:36.200 that guy.

00:41:36.740 If you're listening

00:41:37.180 right now and you're

00:41:38.540 that guy, dude, look,

00:41:40.260 if that's how you feel,

00:41:41.140 I just encourage you to

00:41:42.100 understand how we feel

00:41:42.980 as well.

00:41:43.380 Yeah.

00:41:43.700 And why?

00:41:44.640 You know, a good

00:41:45.240 friend of ours got his

00:41:46.160 fucking face shot off

00:41:47.600 right around a mile

00:41:48.940 away.

00:41:49.940 Okay?

00:41:50.680 This is a guy who came 0.63

00:41:51.640 here, who worked our

00:41:52.700 events.

00:41:53.480 Like, we support this

00:41:54.860 man and his family, and

00:41:56.440 we support all the other

00:41:57.400 good officers out there.

00:41:58.700 Now, if you're a 0.79

00:41:59.420 shitty officer, fucking

00:42:00.600 don't be a shitty

00:42:01.340 officer.

00:42:02.300 Listen, I've had, I

00:42:03.240 mean, you know, I've

00:42:04.080 had my ass beat by a 0.98

00:42:05.280 cop, and I'm not

00:42:05.860 saying it wasn't

00:42:06.540 Well, you're a

00:42:07.020 professional at getting

00:42:07.780 your ass beat. 0.91

00:42:08.520 That's a fucking fact.

00:42:09.740 Man, I'll tell you

00:42:10.200 what, I got my ass

00:42:11.340 beat, too.

00:42:11.840 Did you deserve it?

00:42:13.260 I beat, well, here's

00:42:14.020 the thing, is I beat

00:42:14.620 this dude up in the

00:42:15.340 street, and then I got

00:42:16.640 So you deserved it.

00:42:17.340 Yeah.

00:42:18.280 I got my ass beat by

00:42:19.580 the cop.

00:42:20.900 So, I mean,

00:42:21.300 A little bit of

00:42:21.680 instant karma.

00:42:22.680 Yeah, well, hey,

00:42:23.540 listen, but I, you

00:42:24.840 know, I mean, it is,

00:42:26.020 you know, in that

00:42:26.380 point, it is what it

00:42:27.060 is.

00:42:27.280 That's an example

00:42:28.480 of removing your own

00:42:29.240 ego, though.

00:42:29.860 Yeah.

00:42:30.160 Like, dude, sometimes

00:42:30.860 you got to say, well,

00:42:32.440 that's what I

00:42:33.980 fucking deserve.

00:42:34.920 Listen, I've had a

00:42:36.120 lot more positive

00:42:36.780 interactions than I

00:42:37.520 have negative.

00:42:38.080 Yeah.

00:42:38.460 Fucking one million.

00:42:39.380 Yeah.

00:42:39.560 You know, and for

00:42:40.320 sure, I think it

00:42:40.880 comes back to, you

00:42:41.680 know, doing the

00:42:42.320 right thing and

00:42:42.840 checking your ego and

00:42:43.700 being able to have

00:42:44.300 that conversation.

00:42:45.400 You know, an adult,

00:42:46.540 like you said to

00:42:48.260 Jordan, you know,

00:42:49.660 hey, man, that guy,

00:42:50.320 that's how he, you

00:42:51.080 know, in my sense,

00:42:51.840 that's how they're

00:42:52.300 going to raise their

00:42:52.780 kid or that's how

00:42:53.440 that, you know, he's

00:42:54.540 that's how he wants

00:42:55.120 to live his life.

00:42:55.740 That's OK.

00:42:56.420 Do I agree.

00:42:57.140 You know what I

00:42:57.360 mean?

00:42:57.600 Yeah.

00:42:57.860 And I think it's

00:42:58.540 and you know what?

00:42:58.900 You could have

00:42:59.180 dinner with that

00:42:59.660 guy.

00:43:00.340 Totally.

00:43:00.820 You know, honestly,

00:43:01.700 I would love to have

00:43:02.500 dinner with that guy

00:43:03.280 and just find out why

00:43:04.020 the fuck he thinks

00:43:04.660 that.

00:43:04.920 That's right.

00:43:05.300 It doesn't mean I'm

00:43:05.920 going to yell at him

00:43:06.580 or be mad at him.

00:43:07.400 I'm going to say,

00:43:08.080 hey, why do you

00:43:09.220 think that?

00:43:09.800 And we're going to

00:43:10.180 have a talk.

00:43:11.060 Do you know what's

00:43:11.640 cool?

00:43:12.040 You know, Tyron,

00:43:12.920 Tyron Woodley.

00:43:13.580 Yeah.

00:43:13.760 Like he's here in

00:43:14.440 St. Louis, fucking

00:43:16.080 welterweight legend,

00:43:16.940 UFC stud.

00:43:18.380 I know a lot of you

00:43:18.960 guys follow him and

00:43:19.580 know him, but he's

00:43:20.560 cool like that.

00:43:21.420 Like, dude, he has

00:43:22.560 him and I have a

00:43:24.800 lot of belief.

00:43:25.500 We have a lot of

00:43:25.940 beliefs that are

00:43:26.340 similar.

00:43:26.700 We have a lot of

00:43:27.100 beliefs that are

00:43:27.520 different.

00:43:28.160 And you know why

00:43:28.940 they're different?

00:43:29.520 Because we grew up

00:43:30.500 fucking different.

00:43:31.360 Way different.

00:43:31.740 We have a completely

00:43:32.480 he's black.

00:43:33.800 I'm fucking not

00:43:34.720 black.

00:43:35.500 He's grew up over

00:43:36.980 here.

00:43:37.320 I grew up in the

00:43:38.140 country.

00:43:38.560 He grew up in

00:43:39.000 Ferguson.

00:43:39.400 I know.

00:43:39.740 That's what I'm

00:43:40.100 saying.

00:43:40.460 So like, dude, we

00:43:41.060 have different

00:43:41.760 perspectives.

00:43:42.420 That doesn't not

00:43:43.100 that doesn't mean we

00:43:44.520 should hate each

00:43:44.960 other and it doesn't

00:43:45.780 mean he's wrong and

00:43:46.480 I'm right.

00:43:47.100 That's right.

00:43:47.740 So I think if we

00:43:49.740 take a minute as

00:43:50.560 people to like just

00:43:52.560 move this mentality

00:43:53.640 of like I have to

00:43:54.780 win.

00:43:55.440 I have to win the

00:43:56.260 conversation.

00:43:57.140 Ego.

00:43:57.580 Dude, when you stop

00:43:58.340 trying to win

00:43:59.300 conversations with

00:44:00.820 your boss and with

00:44:01.760 your wife and with

00:44:02.600 your fucking husband 1.00

00:44:03.480 and all these other

00:44:04.640 places, shit will

00:44:06.220 start working for you.

00:44:07.280 I promise you.

00:44:08.040 Well, you got to

00:44:08.480 look for the

00:44:08.820 resolution, man.

00:44:09.480 I mean, people who

00:44:10.600 make the most money

00:44:11.340 in the world do what?

00:44:12.600 Solve fucking

00:44:13.200 problems.

00:44:13.660 That's right.

00:44:14.060 And they're great at

00:44:14.840 it.

00:44:14.900 And that's a good way

00:44:15.500 to start solving them.

00:44:16.300 That's right.

00:44:16.960 Because you start

00:44:17.480 with yourself.

00:44:18.100 That's right.

00:44:18.860 Dude, you know

00:44:19.240 what's crazy is going

00:44:20.000 back to doing the

00:44:21.100 right thing and how

00:44:21.740 things have changed

00:44:22.580 like in bringing up

00:44:23.460 sales, aggressive 1.00

00:44:24.700 negotiations, man.

00:44:25.820 Like it's crazy how

00:44:27.420 business used to be

00:44:28.420 done.

00:44:28.640 Like it used to be,

00:44:29.360 oh, my word is my

00:44:30.000 bond or we're going

00:44:31.040 to agree on a

00:44:31.660 handshake.

00:44:32.160 Now, motherfuckers 0.73

00:44:33.080 with like signed

00:44:34.740 paperwork, they'll

00:44:35.760 still try to go back

00:44:36.780 on that paperwork

00:44:37.700 like legal documents.

00:44:38.600 For sure.

00:44:39.080 For sure.

00:44:39.780 But I would say

00:44:41.580 that's still a

00:44:42.260 minority of people.

00:44:43.540 I will tell you

00:44:44.060 this when you.

00:44:45.580 OK, here's what I'll

00:44:46.940 say about that.

00:44:47.600 And I think this is

00:44:48.420 very accurate.

00:44:49.360 It's been very

00:44:50.100 accurate for me.

00:44:50.880 When you're at a

00:44:52.780 lower level of

00:44:53.600 business, when you're

00:44:54.660 at, you know, the

00:44:55.800 zero to let's say

00:44:57.740 five million level, a

00:45:00.240 lot of motherfuckers 1.00

00:45:00.920 that act like that

00:45:01.640 a whole lot.

00:45:02.880 When you get to

00:45:04.000 between five and

00:45:05.040 like 50 million, it's

00:45:06.740 less.

00:45:07.380 There's just less

00:45:08.400 because those people

00:45:09.540 eventually get

00:45:10.880 stomped down.

00:45:11.820 So when you get

00:45:13.620 like over a hundred

00:45:14.740 million, dude, it's

00:45:16.380 not like that.

00:45:17.080 It's everybody gets

00:45:18.420 it.

00:45:19.020 Everybody knows that

00:45:20.140 everybody's got to

00:45:21.000 have money and they

00:45:22.840 got to get a piece of

00:45:23.520 the pie.

00:45:24.380 Everybody.

00:45:25.160 This has been my

00:45:25.900 example.

00:45:26.460 Everybody gets it and

00:45:27.440 it's openly discussed

00:45:28.520 and we say, hey, you

00:45:30.780 got to make fucking

00:45:31.680 what do you got to

00:45:32.760 make?

00:45:34.400 Just say what you

00:45:35.080 got to make.

00:45:35.460 What you got to make

00:45:35.980 10 percent.

00:45:37.220 You know, listen, I

00:45:38.000 was just going to tell

00:45:38.540 a story about the

00:45:39.140 furniture game.

00:45:40.220 Yeah, I'm going

00:45:40.840 through.

00:45:41.220 Yeah.

00:45:41.380 I mean, like to

00:45:42.440 Andrew's point is dead

00:45:43.480 on.

00:45:43.760 I buy millions and

00:45:45.280 millions and millions

00:45:46.000 and millions of

00:45:46.600 dollars of raw goods

00:45:47.680 and supplies and

00:45:48.660 labels and lids every

00:45:49.660 fucking week. 0.90

00:45:50.760 I don't have one

00:45:51.720 agreement in place.

00:45:52.640 No, I have

00:45:53.360 handshakes.

00:45:53.900 That's right.

00:45:54.460 And I think this

00:45:55.340 this goes through to

00:45:56.340 to, you know, like

00:45:57.400 when I die, like I

00:45:58.240 always say, you know,

00:45:59.020 I talk about death,

00:45:59.780 but people think

00:46:00.280 about business like

00:46:01.100 that.

00:46:01.380 They think about

00:46:01.860 businesses like all

00:46:02.680 these crazy contracts

00:46:04.000 and this, this and

00:46:04.760 this and this, dude,

00:46:05.980 dude, that isn't

00:46:06.560 really how business is

00:46:07.480 done.

00:46:07.760 Business at the top

00:46:08.860 levels is still done

00:46:10.200 on word.

00:46:11.100 That's when you should

00:46:11.660 be most afraid in the

00:46:12.500 business.

00:46:13.060 Yeah, I know.

00:46:13.460 But you're not

00:46:14.080 because everybody at

00:46:15.200 that level understands

00:46:16.240 the point.

00:46:16.740 I'm talking about the

00:46:17.580 more contracts and

00:46:18.320 paperwork you have.

00:46:19.100 Like that's when you

00:46:19.640 should be the most

00:46:20.160 afraid.

00:46:21.060 That's fucking fake

00:46:21.980 business.

00:46:22.440 That's correct.

00:46:23.000 OK, that's fake

00:46:23.880 business.

00:46:24.300 It's not even real

00:46:24.900 shit.

00:46:25.240 That's what people

00:46:25.640 don't get.

00:46:26.360 That's not even

00:46:26.960 fucking real.

00:46:28.180 Ed and I run

00:46:28.780 Arte Cynic on a

00:46:29.760 fucking handshake.

00:46:31.400 Chris and Sal and I

00:46:32.300 have an agreement on

00:46:33.260 a fucking handshake on 0.90

00:46:34.520 a handshake.

00:46:35.340 OK, that's how

00:46:36.540 business works at top

00:46:37.620 level.

00:46:38.360 It just does.

00:46:39.340 Are there contracts in

00:46:40.420 place?

00:46:40.840 Yes.

00:46:41.780 A hundred percent.

00:46:42.620 But the contracts are

00:46:45.700 rarely discussed and

00:46:46.800 they're never brought

00:46:47.460 out until there's a

00:46:48.760 real problem.

00:46:50.140 And so what I'm

00:46:50.940 saying is people don't

00:46:52.400 at that level.

00:46:53.240 I'm not saying there's

00:46:53.940 no contracts.

00:46:54.740 What I'm saying is

00:46:55.460 their word actually

00:46:56.220 means their word, which

00:46:57.500 is why he was getting

00:46:58.300 so upset about what he

00:46:59.760 was dealing with today

00:47:00.720 today.

00:47:01.080 So, you know, that's

00:47:03.800 something that I think

00:47:04.580 is important for people

00:47:05.480 to understand.

00:47:07.040 That's bottom feeder 1.00

00:47:08.060 shit when people do

00:47:09.660 that.

00:47:10.360 And what are they trying

00:47:11.300 to do at that bottom

00:47:12.260 feeder level?

00:47:13.000 They're trying to make

00:47:13.860 the most they can.

00:47:14.800 That's right.

00:47:15.220 They're trying to take

00:47:15.800 take take.

00:47:16.520 Which is why they never

00:47:17.120 get any.

00:47:17.680 That's correct.

00:47:18.240 Yeah.

00:47:18.540 The true thing about

00:47:19.440 business is fair.

00:47:21.420 You start dude fair

00:47:22.500 being fair.

00:47:23.840 That is true, man.

00:47:31.080 Let me do this.

00:47:48.460 It's just short term

00:47:49.040 thinking, right?

00:47:49.640 It is.

00:47:50.080 Yeah, dude.

00:47:51.180 The thing is, is like.

00:47:52.920 Well, I'll cut you off,

00:47:54.740 but the thing that I've

00:47:55.720 learned at the top level

00:47:57.060 when I say at the top

00:47:58.740 level, I don't mean

00:47:59.360 because we're far from

00:48:00.860 where we want to go.

00:48:01.900 Yeah, but we are

00:48:03.500 classified as a big

00:48:04.980 business.

00:48:05.480 Yeah, and I think

00:48:06.220 everybody has skin in the

00:48:07.660 game, but you have a

00:48:08.420 mint.

00:48:08.620 The reason they get to

00:48:09.340 that point is because a

00:48:10.900 great business deal is

00:48:11.880 good for you.

00:48:12.860 It's good for me.

00:48:13.460 That's right.

00:48:13.820 And it's good for the

00:48:14.380 customer.

00:48:14.720 That's right.

00:48:15.180 And anytime that that

00:48:16.600 that equation gets out of

00:48:17.800 tilt, out of whack,

00:48:18.980 somebody gets the

00:48:19.960 relationship starts going

00:48:20.900 bad.

00:48:21.400 And yeah, but everybody

00:48:22.360 knows that's what happens

00:48:23.760 so they don't do it at

00:48:24.420 that level.

00:48:24.860 So they don't do it

00:48:25.720 because they want to be

00:48:26.900 able to do business in

00:48:28.480 the next year, the next

00:48:29.880 year, the next year, the

00:48:30.200 next year.

00:48:30.880 And to your point,

00:48:31.440 like, hey, how much do

00:48:32.300 I have to make?

00:48:32.880 Well, OK, well, I can I

00:48:33.820 have to make this percent

00:48:35.000 in order to survive.

00:48:35.740 OK, cool.

00:48:36.140 Let's operate out of

00:48:36.960 that.

00:48:37.220 Right.

00:48:37.480 Figure out how we make

00:48:37.960 this work.

00:48:38.440 Right.

00:48:38.920 You know, so you make

00:48:39.840 10, dude, I need to

00:48:41.600 make two and I need to

00:48:43.140 fucking third on

00:48:43.940 performance, blah, blah,

00:48:45.320 blah.

00:48:45.500 And it's all just

00:48:46.060 discussed openly like

00:48:47.060 that.

00:48:47.320 That's right.

00:48:47.580 It's very simple.

00:48:48.500 But people make it hard

00:48:49.660 with the fucking papers 0.93

00:48:50.640 because they want the

00:48:52.000 magic in the deal.

00:48:52.960 And where's the magic?

00:48:54.560 That's that's where you

00:48:55.400 get fucked. 0.93

00:48:56.100 Dude, when you start to

00:48:56.860 read something, it

00:48:57.600 don't make sense to

00:48:58.320 you.

00:48:58.920 You're getting a big

00:48:59.740 fucking donkey dick 1.00

00:49:00.660 right in your ass. 0.98

00:49:01.380 I promise you.

00:49:02.040 What's wrong with that?

00:49:03.000 Where there's just

00:49:03.560 where there's mystery,

00:49:05.380 there's margin.

00:49:05.900 That's right.

00:49:06.420 You know, so

00:49:07.180 mysteries in the 13

00:49:08.420 page of the contract

00:49:09.400 that you already

00:49:09.860 at that point, you're

00:49:10.640 thinking about something

00:49:11.340 you saw.

00:49:11.700 That's right.

00:49:12.620 Dude, what's funny,

00:49:13.520 though, is that people

00:49:15.020 like I can always tell

00:49:16.360 what kind of people

00:49:17.140 I'm dealing with by the 0.64

00:49:18.540 way they fucking talk

00:49:19.540 about paperwork.

00:49:20.280 Oh, yeah.

00:49:20.720 You know, I'm saying

00:49:21.360 dude, when we when

00:49:23.400 you're in this is a

00:49:24.380 problem with the young

00:49:25.140 entrepreneurs, you

00:49:26.140 know, we'll talk a

00:49:26.640 little business for a

00:49:27.360 minute is you guys

00:49:29.720 you're always focused

00:49:31.980 on what's in it for

00:49:33.280 me.

00:49:33.660 What can I get?

00:49:34.460 What can I do?

00:49:35.180 Just like Sal was

00:49:35.940 saying a minute ago.

00:49:37.140 The problem is, is

00:49:38.400 that that's not how you

00:49:39.220 get paid in business.

00:49:40.500 All right.

00:49:41.240 You get paid by doing

00:49:42.800 a fucking amazing job

00:49:44.300 and then you grow your

00:49:45.360 business because who

00:49:46.620 you did the amazing job

00:49:47.820 with or for tells

00:49:49.220 people about it.

00:49:50.040 That's the truth.

00:49:51.440 So what we have is a

00:49:53.440 situation of kind of

00:49:54.480 thinning the herd as you

00:49:55.520 progress up in the

00:49:57.820 economic scale of

00:49:58.880 business.

00:50:00.020 You at the bottom

00:50:00.900 levels, you have a lot

00:50:01.720 of people trying to do

00:50:02.500 what you just said.

00:50:03.520 Go back on their word,

00:50:04.860 go back against the

00:50:05.660 contract, do different

00:50:06.760 shit.

00:50:07.580 That happens a lot at

00:50:08.960 the low levels because

00:50:10.060 and the reason that they

00:50:11.420 don't get to the higher

00:50:12.380 level or the mid

00:50:13.180 level is because they do

00:50:14.220 that shit.

00:50:14.880 And when they start

00:50:15.740 doing that shit, 0.93

00:50:16.440 everybody tells

00:50:17.100 everybody this is the

00:50:18.300 kind of dude that you

00:50:19.080 are.

00:50:19.420 You're the kind of

00:50:19.840 girl that you are and

00:50:20.960 you can't get to the

00:50:21.860 middle level.

00:50:22.900 So when I always talked

00:50:23.940 on the MFCEO that being

00:50:25.820 a quality human and doing

00:50:27.020 the right thing actually

00:50:28.400 makes you the most money

00:50:29.500 and when I said about my

00:50:30.740 mom a minute ago teaching

00:50:31.840 us that, that's why we've

00:50:34.080 been able to keep growing

00:50:35.020 because we don't ever

00:50:35.860 fuck anybody and we do 0.99

00:50:37.580 the right thing.

00:50:38.340 And you do what you said

00:50:39.080 you're going to do.

00:50:39.440 That's right.

00:50:40.160 And so it's the most

00:50:41.720 important thing, dude, in

00:50:42.900 life and business.

00:50:43.560 It really is.

00:50:44.260 And I know that sounds

00:50:45.040 like a lot of the younger

00:50:46.100 guys are like, oh, dude,

00:50:47.320 fucking old. 0.69

00:50:49.140 You're old school.

00:50:49.800 No, motherfucker.

00:50:50.460 I'm telling you, that's the

00:50:51.280 way it is.

00:50:52.340 If you do what's right, you

00:50:53.960 do what you said you're

00:50:54.820 going to do.

00:50:55.300 You're going to fucking be

00:50:56.380 successful in business,

00:50:57.380 even if it costs you

00:50:58.200 money.

00:50:58.480 That's right.

00:50:58.920 And it does sometimes.

00:50:59.680 And you know, what's funny

00:51:00.420 is you talk about quality of

00:51:01.540 character.

00:51:02.260 You know, when I had that

00:51:03.580 conversation today, it was

00:51:05.580 very stern, aggressive.

00:51:07.720 Some would call it hard

00:51:08.540 conversation to have because,

00:51:09.720 you know, when you first

00:51:10.520 start having it, it makes

00:51:11.860 I think you at one point

00:51:12.780 you did say, like, fuck

00:51:13.940 you.

00:51:14.540 Yeah.

00:51:14.760 So, I mean, it was it was

00:51:15.980 aggressive, but understanding

00:51:17.600 that they.

00:51:18.840 OK, so when if you stand for

00:51:20.760 what's correct, they

00:51:22.320 understand that.

00:51:23.600 Yeah.

00:51:23.720 You know what I mean?

00:51:24.100 So like further on down the

00:51:26.160 road, when you start having

00:51:27.220 different conversations, they

00:51:28.480 learn to trust you because

00:51:29.360 you'll do what's right.

00:51:30.440 Right.

00:51:30.540 You'll stand up for what's

00:51:31.240 right.

00:51:31.460 You're not trying to get them

00:51:32.340 for something.

00:51:32.900 But that's what gets you the

00:51:33.860 next deal.

00:51:34.500 Correct.

00:51:34.820 And the next deal.

00:51:35.700 Hey, go deal with him

00:51:36.560 because he's he's a fair guy.

00:51:38.420 Right.

00:51:38.640 A fair.

00:51:39.120 This is where people fucking 0.96

00:51:40.140 miss it.

00:51:40.580 They don't see that like

00:51:41.720 how behaving with like a

00:51:43.780 good moral integrity is

00:51:46.360 beneficial in business.

00:51:47.500 They think it's a they think

00:51:48.980 it's a buzzword.

00:51:50.000 They think it's, you know,

00:51:51.100 some shit that Gary Vee

00:51:52.340 just fucking shouts about

00:51:53.520 like be good, have empathy,

00:51:56.140 kindness.

00:51:56.620 They think it's fucking

00:51:57.320 bullshit because he says it

00:51:59.040 so much.

00:51:59.480 But the truth is all that

00:52:01.000 shit is really what he's

00:52:02.080 saying is do the right

00:52:03.280 fucking thing. 0.87

00:52:04.040 And when you do the right

00:52:05.100 thing, good things happen.

00:52:06.940 It's just the way it is.

00:52:08.180 And I'm going to tell you

00:52:09.100 from dealing with and being

00:52:10.580 friends with literally

00:52:11.660 not millionaires, but

00:52:14.120 hundred millionaires,

00:52:14.960 pretty much all the dudes

00:52:16.300 I fucking roll with.

00:52:17.460 At least.

00:52:19.740 That's how they operate.

00:52:21.080 If they say the real

00:52:22.700 the most successful guys

00:52:24.040 I know are the ones that

00:52:25.080 fucking do exactly

00:52:26.460 what they say.

00:52:27.280 And if it's and even

00:52:28.880 if they think exactly

00:52:29.960 what they say isn't

00:52:31.700 fair, they'll make it

00:52:32.540 fair even if it costs

00:52:33.400 some money.

00:52:33.960 That's correct.

00:52:34.460 Dude, I've had people in

00:52:35.500 our I've had people come

00:52:36.980 back to me and I've

00:52:38.160 come back to other

00:52:38.780 people at certain times

00:52:39.740 in business deals and

00:52:40.500 I've been like, look,

00:52:41.040 dude, we're making way

00:52:42.280 more money than what I

00:52:43.100 thought we were going to

00:52:43.640 make.

00:52:44.420 So I'm going to cut you 0.92

00:52:45.540 in a little bit more

00:52:46.160 here to make and dude

00:52:47.580 that's what you fucking 0.97

00:52:49.520 do.

00:52:50.100 Well, and no, nobody

00:52:51.480 will say that shit

00:52:52.400 because really nobody

00:52:53.840 knows it.

00:52:54.580 Well, yeah, because it's

00:52:55.420 scary.

00:52:55.800 You risk losing the

00:52:56.940 business, right?

00:52:57.580 No, they look at they

00:52:58.660 look at like these crazy

00:52:59.860 like tycoon movies, you

00:53:01.620 know, like about like

00:53:02.480 fuck like Wall Street

00:53:03.940 and like these movies

00:53:04.780 where and dude, there's

00:53:05.860 truth to those movies.

00:53:06.600 Like a lot of these

00:53:07.200 guys up there, they're

00:53:08.020 fucking criminals, man.

00:53:09.000 They are the exception

00:53:09.620 to, but those guys

00:53:10.460 always fall.

00:53:12.140 That's the point.

00:53:13.240 Like you always get

00:53:14.200 caught.

00:53:14.760 The Jeffrey Epstein's of

00:53:16.280 the world who fuck 0.98

00:53:17.300 everybody literally and

00:53:19.040 figuratively and

00:53:20.080 financially.

00:53:20.920 Guess what happens?

00:53:22.380 They don't hang

00:53:22.960 themselves.

00:53:24.080 Or did you?

00:53:27.000 It's sad.

00:53:27.660 I couldn't resist.

00:53:28.920 I'm sorry.

00:53:29.720 It's sad that, you

00:53:30.740 know, you think in

00:53:31.280 today's world, like

00:53:32.700 we're laughing at the

00:53:33.960 conspiracy, right?

00:53:35.500 Yeah.

00:53:36.020 We're laughing at the

00:53:36.780 guy's death, but the

00:53:37.640 truth of the matter is

00:53:38.300 to Andrew's point, you

00:53:39.200 know, you look at that

00:53:39.900 guy was a bad guy.

00:53:40.940 Yeah.

00:53:41.060 No, no, dude.

00:53:41.800 Okay.

00:53:42.160 Like I don't give a

00:53:42.980 yeah.

00:53:43.640 From what I would

00:53:44.420 fucking shed about as

00:53:45.360 many tears as I would

00:53:46.260 shed for Osama bin 0.99

00:53:47.280 Laden.

00:53:47.620 Yeah.

00:53:47.720 Zero.

00:53:48.220 Right.

00:53:49.120 Or maybe an applause.

00:53:50.520 Yeah.

00:53:50.740 A total applause.

00:53:51.720 Yeah.

00:53:51.920 So let's be fucking

00:53:52.920 straight about it.

00:53:53.600 Yeah.

00:53:53.800 No, no, no.

00:53:54.160 I'm just saying, you

00:53:56.000 know, when you go back

00:53:56.840 to having those business

00:53:58.800 deals, you know, when

00:54:00.040 you're losing money in a

00:54:01.000 situation, but you did

00:54:02.120 what you said you were

00:54:02.760 going to do.

00:54:03.340 You still win.

00:54:04.440 Not only do you win,

00:54:05.380 it's appropriate because

00:54:06.200 you've done, you did what

00:54:07.060 you said you were going

00:54:07.520 to do at the, at the

00:54:08.340 loss of money.

00:54:08.820 You can readdress the

00:54:09.620 situation and say, you

00:54:10.340 know, Hey man, like I

00:54:12.780 did what I said I was

00:54:13.460 going to do, but I want

00:54:14.100 you to know, like I said

00:54:15.140 I could do it at 10

00:54:15.780 points.

00:54:16.260 I lost money here.

00:54:17.140 I lost money here and

00:54:18.240 it put me in a bad spot

00:54:19.240 and I don't want to put

00:54:20.280 you in a bad spot moving

00:54:21.100 forward.

00:54:21.740 So let's renegotiate.

00:54:23.140 I need 13 or 14 points

00:54:24.460 in order for this to be

00:54:25.100 worth my time.

00:54:25.680 And bro, that happens

00:54:26.260 all the time.

00:54:27.920 Oh yeah.

00:54:28.600 It happens both ways to

00:54:29.720 our benefit and to the

00:54:31.440 other companies benefit.

00:54:32.500 But dude, that's also

00:54:33.260 why we continue to grow.

00:54:34.840 That's why our customer

00:54:35.760 base continues to grow

00:54:36.820 because we do the same

00:54:37.700 thing inside the way we

00:54:38.760 treat them.

00:54:39.560 It's really simple, man.

00:54:41.280 When you even teach your

00:54:42.240 employees this too, though,

00:54:43.280 like that's very uncommon.

00:54:44.600 You teach them to do the

00:54:45.640 right thing.

00:54:46.320 Well, why wouldn't I?

00:54:47.180 Well, I'm just saying

00:54:47.880 like not a lot of

00:54:49.080 companies will invest the

00:54:50.940 time and energy and the

00:54:52.100 money to actually teach

00:54:53.640 their employees that.

00:54:55.140 Well, I mean, dude, like

00:54:56.080 it's very simple.

00:54:56.940 Like you have to give your

00:54:58.100 employees autonomy.

00:54:59.180 You have to let them do

00:55:00.160 shit.

00:55:00.480 Like if you try to

00:55:01.460 create a system where

00:55:02.840 you dictate their every

00:55:03.800 move, they're going to be

00:55:05.240 unhappy in a robot.

00:55:06.600 That's normal.

00:55:07.300 But I think a lot of

00:55:07.920 entrepreneurs are scared

00:55:08.720 of giving autonomy to

00:55:09.780 their employees.

00:55:10.420 Of course they are.

00:55:11.160 But that's because not

00:55:11.860 that's because they're

00:55:13.120 beginning entrepreneurs

00:55:14.060 or they're unsuccessful

00:55:15.060 entrepreneurs.

00:55:16.000 And it's a little bit of

00:55:16.760 ego.

00:55:17.340 That's right.

00:55:18.000 They want to fucking

00:55:18.600 control everything.

00:55:19.400 That's right.

00:55:19.820 So great entrepreneurs

00:55:21.480 because that's that's

00:55:22.640 what I'm talking about

00:55:23.300 when I say this.

00:55:24.260 They understand that you

00:55:25.720 have to give your

00:55:26.320 employees autonomy.

00:55:27.620 So how do you get your

00:55:28.400 employees to have

00:55:29.440 autonomy and execute

00:55:31.060 the plan?

00:55:31.700 You create core values

00:55:33.040 and culture in your

00:55:33.740 company so that people

00:55:35.020 want to do the best

00:55:36.480 right thing.

00:55:37.180 They don't they aren't

00:55:38.320 forced to do the best

00:55:40.220 right thing.

00:55:40.900 Speaking on culture,

00:55:41.960 man, there's like like

00:55:43.660 we're in the lowest.

00:55:44.520 You know, historically, we

00:55:47.820 are at the lowest

00:55:48.780 employment rate right

00:55:49.660 now.

00:55:50.220 But the big companies

00:55:51.340 out there right now

00:55:51.920 unemployment rate.

00:55:52.940 Yeah.

00:55:53.080 Did I say employment?

00:55:54.540 Yeah.

00:55:54.780 Lowest unemployment rate.

00:55:55.760 Yeah.

00:55:56.060 And the biggest companies

00:55:56.920 out there right now are

00:55:57.940 actually having like

00:55:59.320 basically wars over the

00:56:01.500 middle, the minimum wage

00:56:02.940 talent.

00:56:03.500 Dude, you don't say.

00:56:05.360 So wait.

00:56:06.120 So you come in and you

00:56:09.520 fix the economy and you

00:56:11.980 bring jobs that were

00:56:13.640 overseas back to our

00:56:15.820 country.

00:56:17.840 And and all of a sudden

00:56:20.100 there's more jobs.

00:56:21.480 So more people have

00:56:22.820 careers.

00:56:23.400 So there's less.

00:56:25.240 The way I don't

00:56:25.800 understand that doesn't

00:56:27.340 even make sense to me.

00:56:28.660 I sense sarcasm.

00:56:30.340 I mean, what the fuck,

00:56:31.840 man?

00:56:32.580 This is what I don't

00:56:33.540 understand how people

00:56:34.380 don't get this.

00:56:35.260 Like, dude, when you

00:56:36.520 have jobs in America,

00:56:38.240 people people have jobs

00:56:40.100 and careers.

00:56:41.300 Right.

00:56:41.720 When you send them to

00:56:43.940 fucking wherever, guess 0.92

00:56:45.380 what?

00:56:46.340 They don't have jobs.

00:56:47.360 It's very simple.

00:56:48.280 And when there's more

00:56:49.060 jobs, that means there's

00:56:49.940 more good jobs.

00:56:50.700 And when there's more

00:56:51.620 good jobs, guess what

00:56:52.460 happens?

00:56:52.920 You make more money.

00:56:54.080 And what's really

00:56:54.900 happening here is these

00:56:56.240 fucking companies have

00:56:57.300 treated their employees

00:56:58.120 like shit for so long

00:56:59.500 and not trained them like

00:57:01.060 we've trained them.

00:57:01.900 And now they have people

00:57:03.260 who are better

00:57:04.700 companies, better to

00:57:05.760 work for, and they

00:57:06.420 have options so they

00:57:07.800 can go to a company

00:57:08.860 like ours or other

00:57:10.860 quality companies and

00:57:12.080 find a place to fit in

00:57:13.400 because we're the ones

00:57:15.140 that are growing the

00:57:15.940 most.

00:57:16.720 And so what's happening

00:57:17.480 is these shitty

00:57:18.200 companies are running

00:57:19.080 into a situation where

00:57:20.440 they, you know, like I

00:57:21.700 said, they haven't

00:57:22.400 delivered.

00:57:23.360 If you go find one of

00:57:24.560 these companies who

00:57:25.420 everybody says they love

00:57:26.280 to work for, they are

00:57:27.020 not having a fucking

00:57:27.660 problem finding people.

00:57:28.600 Look at Chick-fil-A.

00:57:29.320 They're not having a

00:57:30.000 problem.

00:57:30.320 Well, when you say

00:57:31.160 shitty too, like

00:57:32.260 understand that Andy's

00:57:33.540 talking about like major

00:57:34.680 companies that are in the

00:57:36.040 world like Amazon and

00:57:37.220 fucking, you know, all 0.60

00:57:38.820 these fast food chains

00:57:39.760 like Target, Costco, and

00:57:41.120 then like, dude, they're

00:57:42.380 big.

00:57:42.820 It's not, listen, there's

00:57:43.800 some of these companies

00:57:44.700 do well, like as terms of

00:57:46.180 culture and fucking

00:57:47.060 treating their employees

00:57:47.920 and good places to work.

00:57:48.920 But what I'm saying is

00:57:50.120 the companies that are

00:57:51.340 having problems are the

00:57:54.040 companies that aren't

00:57:55.040 offering fair wages.

00:57:56.620 So instead of, and this

00:57:59.140 is where I want to tie

00:57:59.880 this together for you

00:58:00.780 guys that don't

00:58:01.340 understand this, instead

00:58:02.680 of trying to legislate

00:58:04.140 $15 minimum wages, let

00:58:07.940 the economy fucking handle

00:58:09.960 it on its own and vote

00:58:11.640 for the economy.

00:58:12.820 You see what I'm saying?

00:58:14.200 So like when you have a

00:58:16.080 good economy and people

00:58:17.320 are hiring, growing, and

00:58:18.640 creating jobs, less people

00:58:20.840 get to work at fucking

00:58:21.880 Taco Bell.

00:58:22.760 That's just the way it

00:58:23.840 is.

00:58:24.160 So you don't have to

00:58:25.500 raise the minimum wage.

00:58:27.160 The minimum wage was

00:58:28.440 never intended to be a

00:58:29.640 living wage.

00:58:30.740 It's the, it's, it's

00:58:31.900 intended to be something

00:58:32.960 in addition to, it's not

00:58:34.940 a fucking career for most

00:58:36.820 people.

00:58:37.160 And by the way, those

00:58:38.520 companies can make a

00:58:39.620 career.

00:58:39.980 If you work a certain way

00:58:41.440 for a certain amount of

00:58:42.280 time, there's lots of

00:58:43.660 people that have careers

00:58:44.900 at fucking Taco Bell.

00:58:45.920 Well, speaking of Taco

00:58:46.900 Bell, do you know that

00:58:47.520 they're actually quote

00:58:48.620 unquote testing a

00:58:49.640 hundred thousand

00:58:50.280 dollar base salary for

00:58:52.100 general managers?

00:58:53.000 Yeah, they're going to

00:58:53.420 have to, they're going

00:58:54.500 to have to, because

00:58:55.300 that's what retail

00:58:56.500 managers are getting

00:58:57.340 paid now.

00:58:58.240 They're fucking, they

00:58:59.400 at least have a comp

00:59:00.300 system that allows them

00:59:01.760 to make that sort of

00:59:02.600 money.

00:59:02.920 We do.

00:59:04.020 I mean, that's that we've

00:59:05.240 been doing that for how

00:59:05.900 many years?

00:59:06.840 So, you know, what's

00:59:09.100 happening, dude, is the

00:59:10.000 culture companies are

00:59:10.880 swallowing everybody up

00:59:11.880 and all the regular

00:59:12.920 companies that treat

00:59:13.700 everybody like a number

00:59:14.700 they're fucking having

00:59:15.780 problems with people

00:59:16.540 right now.

00:59:16.940 So you can tie us back

00:59:17.680 to kids.

00:59:18.760 You know what I mean?

00:59:19.580 The economy is going to

00:59:20.480 correct business in

00:59:21.320 itself.

00:59:21.680 And it's whenever you,

00:59:22.820 if you raise, you know,

00:59:23.900 in my opinion, if you

00:59:24.600 raise your kid to be

00:59:25.340 strong, moral values, a

00:59:27.340 forward moving asset, when

00:59:29.000 he goes to the world, that's

00:59:30.160 right, he will swim.

00:59:31.260 He's going to have more

00:59:31.860 opportunities to have more

00:59:32.900 opportunity.

00:59:33.560 And that comes through with

00:59:34.680 a lot of failure, but it

00:59:35.540 comes, it comes with a lot

00:59:37.600 of tests that comes with a

00:59:38.680 lot of, you know, not doing

00:59:40.860 what, you know, society always

00:59:42.300 says is okay.

00:59:43.180 Or, you know, it's in your

00:59:44.580 fucking ground.

00:59:45.340 Yeah.

00:59:45.720 You know, and I hate to, I'm

00:59:47.040 not trying to make it a

00:59:47.660 political play, but you know,

00:59:48.900 Donald Trump was simply

00:59:49.880 just doing what he said he

00:59:50.640 was going to do.

00:59:51.340 You know what I mean?

00:59:51.760 I'm going to eliminate jobs

00:59:52.600 over there.

00:59:52.960 I'm going to bring them

00:59:53.460 here and we're going to let

00:59:54.560 all of it take care of

00:59:55.460 itself.

00:59:55.960 And it's interesting that

00:59:57.080 there's like people mad about

00:59:58.300 it.

00:59:58.900 Like, how can you be mad?

01:00:00.180 But that's ego.

01:00:01.200 That's ego.

01:00:02.020 How weird is it?

01:00:02.900 How can you, if you're a

01:00:04.680 fucking American, how can you 0.98

01:00:06.100 be mad about the economy?

01:00:08.320 Like, why are we, why are we

01:00:10.620 talking about like, dude, I

01:00:12.260 see people like hoping that the

01:00:14.160 fucking economy goes bad, man.

01:00:16.500 That's, that's fucked up.

01:00:17.520 Like, dude, like we fucking

01:00:19.720 live here.

01:00:20.540 Motherfuckers. 1.00

01:00:20.960 Not only that, like, dude, if

01:00:22.360 what's the, what does it matter

01:00:24.120 that the guy, you don't like

01:00:26.300 the guy.

01:00:27.300 I get it.

01:00:27.960 You don't like him.

01:00:29.080 You think he looks weird.

01:00:29.980 You think he talks weird.

01:00:30.920 You don't like his fucking

01:00:32.660 personality and all this shit.

01:00:34.540 I, whatever.

01:00:35.700 But what do the fucking

01:00:37.580 numbers say?

01:00:39.120 Hey, man, I don't like Howard

01:00:41.400 Schultz.

01:00:42.420 You know, the guy that owns

01:00:43.540 Starbucks.

01:00:44.120 Yeah.

01:00:44.660 But I fucking drink the fuck

01:00:45.760 out of his coffee because he

01:00:46.620 makes good coffee.

01:00:47.660 Hey, you know what, dude?

01:00:49.660 That's actually a great fucking

01:00:51.340 point.

01:00:51.740 Yeah, I just, I don't, I don't

01:00:53.800 think it would be, it would be

01:00:54.640 nice for people in this country

01:00:56.320 to bond over being an American

01:00:58.080 and actually root for us winning

01:01:00.220 as a fucking country instead of

01:01:01.740 rooting for their fucking 0.78

01:01:03.500 mascot.

01:01:04.560 Well, I'll tell you what's,

01:01:05.300 what's sad, you know, and I

01:01:06.580 remember this.

01:01:07.300 I mean, I think everybody can

01:01:08.460 probably reflect back and maybe

01:01:09.900 not everybody because a lot of

01:01:10.920 the, a lot of the listeners are

01:01:12.000 young, but you know, when 9-11

01:01:14.100 happened, 9-11 was a terrible

01:01:16.480 day.

01:01:16.780 I mean, you can, you can know

01:01:17.860 exactly where you're at and who

01:01:19.100 you were with and the

01:01:19.820 conversations you had, but what

01:01:21.700 came of that for, I don't want

01:01:23.040 to say a short period of time,

01:01:23.880 but for a pretty good period of

01:01:25.160 time, but still short over in the

01:01:26.960 big picture was a great sense of

01:01:28.760 unity, you know, it was a great

01:01:30.160 sense of America.

01:01:31.080 It was a great sense of pride.

01:01:32.680 And I would love to have, I

01:01:34.720 still have that.

01:01:35.520 No, no, I understand.

01:01:36.200 But when you see it from all

01:01:37.080 sides, it would be a great place

01:01:38.400 to be right now because if we

01:01:39.720 could tie the, the back half of

01:01:41.640 like, Oh, he's going to war and he 0.75

01:01:43.340 fucking sucks. 0.93

01:01:44.040 And he was like, what happens?

01:01:44.920 It's like, what about we're doing

01:01:46.160 really fucking good as a country

01:01:47.280 right now?

01:01:47.660 We should have a lot.

01:01:48.280 We should have more fucking pride

01:01:49.320 right now than we have ever

01:01:50.760 fucking had.

01:01:51.360 Yeah.

01:01:51.600 It doesn't serve certain people's

01:01:53.340 agenda.

01:01:53.780 So they got to be angry about it.

01:01:55.500 That's the point.

01:01:56.180 That's because they're pissed

01:01:56.840 off.

01:01:56.980 That's a self that's over.

01:01:58.660 That's either selfish and I, I

01:02:00.500 either have money in the game or

01:02:01.840 fame in the game or power in the

01:02:03.240 game, or I love the mascot, the

01:02:09.000 figurehead of my party and these

01:02:11.340 ideals more than I love America

01:02:13.460 winning.

01:02:14.120 That's fucking sick.

01:02:15.160 I know, but that's the truth.

01:02:16.920 It's the truth.

01:02:18.320 And we don't, people don't even

01:02:20.140 stop to consider that.

01:02:21.360 Like when you see like, dude, I

01:02:24.820 didn't vote for fucking Obama.

01:02:26.880 I didn't like his whole story.

01:02:28.120 I didn't like his plan.

01:02:29.540 I think Obama's cool as fuck.

01:02:30.920 I would hang out with Obama.

01:02:32.700 I think he's fucking awesome.

01:02:34.240 I think I would like to learn how

01:02:35.280 to speak like him.

01:02:36.000 He's a great speaker.

01:02:36.820 He's the best for real.

01:02:38.760 The best.

01:02:39.360 The best.

01:02:39.760 Like that motherfucker make you 1.00

01:02:40.780 believe shit.

01:02:41.300 You didn't even fucking believe.

01:02:42.600 You know what I'm saying?

01:02:43.300 I am black.

01:02:44.220 I know.

01:02:45.460 Exactly.

01:02:45.820 I know why people bought that

01:02:46.980 shit.

01:02:47.200 Yeah, I do too.

01:02:48.000 Cause I kind of bought it.

01:02:48.900 Good.

01:02:49.280 Yeah.

01:02:49.520 But like, dude, I respect all

01:02:51.780 that.

01:02:52.080 And like you said earlier, like I

01:02:53.760 sit down and have fucking drinks 0.93

01:02:54.840 with them and I don't hate the

01:02:57.160 motherfucker. 0.99

01:02:57.720 How cool would it be to like sit

01:02:58.940 down and have fucking drinks with 0.97

01:03:00.340 that motherfucker?

01:03:00.720 It'd be cool.

01:03:01.540 But also, I think it would be

01:03:03.220 cool with Trump.

01:03:04.280 I think it'd be fucking hilarious.

01:03:05.700 I think it'd be hilarious to have

01:03:07.040 both those motherfuckers and then 1.00

01:03:08.800 have drinks.

01:03:09.420 I would love to see those two sit

01:03:10.700 down and have drinks together.

01:03:11.720 Oh, me too, man.

01:03:12.420 You know, like, you know, you

01:03:14.540 know, there'd be some shit

01:03:15.380 talking because Obama's a good

01:03:16.540 shit talker too.

01:03:17.320 I know he's, he's quippy.

01:03:18.900 Yeah.

01:03:19.020 Yeah.

01:03:19.280 Like he's Twitter talker.

01:03:20.400 Yeah.

01:03:20.580 Yeah.

01:03:20.780 Yeah.

01:03:22.100 But Trump is too, man.

01:03:25.020 Who's more, who's wittier, dude.

01:03:27.220 I don't know.

01:03:27.580 I mean, I, I, you know, obviously

01:03:28.660 I don't know.

01:03:29.220 I'm total speculation here, but I,

01:03:30.900 I think Obama would probably be

01:03:33.180 quicker to the gun than, than

01:03:34.800 Trump.

01:03:35.560 Yeah.

01:03:35.800 I don't know, man.

01:03:36.500 I think Trump would go deeper

01:03:37.660 though.

01:03:37.900 I think Trump would like, you

01:03:38.840 know, like whenever you're, no,

01:03:39.840 see, here's what it is.

01:03:41.100 It's the same thing you say

01:03:42.160 about me.

01:03:43.100 Like you always said this, dude,

01:03:45.940 if someone throws a pebble at

01:03:47.120 me, I throw them back a

01:03:48.740 fucking boulder.

01:03:49.440 Yeah.

01:03:49.620 Right.

01:03:49.880 And so I know that's how

01:03:50.960 Trump is too.

01:03:51.940 So like you fucked up my

01:03:53.880 saying, by the way, it's

01:03:55.260 grenade, a nuclear bomb.

01:03:56.640 You throw a grenade at Andrew,

01:03:57.820 he throws back a nuclear bomb.

01:03:59.140 Well, fuck, that's what you do.

01:04:01.460 It breaks the door.

01:04:02.340 So that would be, that would be

01:04:03.500 the, the, the Obama, uh, Trump

01:04:06.020 conversation.

01:04:07.020 Right.

01:04:07.260 For sure.

01:04:07.780 Like, like Obama's going to say

01:04:09.540 some shit that's kind of funny

01:04:10.740 and like quick throw that 0.88

01:04:12.080 grenade.

01:04:12.700 And then Trump's just going to

01:04:13.620 like be like, yeah, bro.

01:04:15.300 No, I was going to say is I

01:04:16.740 got the fucking Dow Jones, the

01:04:17.900 30,000 say what?

01:04:19.380 Yeah.

01:04:19.800 Yeah.

01:04:20.600 He's going to rip out all these

01:04:21.920 fucking stats.

01:04:22.760 Yeah.

01:04:23.220 I got unemployment at the lowest

01:04:24.620 rate it's ever been in U.S.

01:04:25.640 history.

01:04:26.140 What?

01:04:26.640 Yeah.

01:04:26.760 He's going to take all the fun

01:04:27.860 out of the conversation.

01:04:29.220 That would be like a five 0.78

01:04:30.220 minute dinner.

01:04:31.080 Oh, dude.

01:04:31.460 I bet you I still go to it.

01:04:33.760 I bet you secretly they'd be

01:04:34.660 friends.

01:04:35.240 I do.

01:04:36.100 For sure.

01:04:37.420 For sure.

01:04:38.000 They would be.

01:04:38.940 There's no question.

01:04:40.160 They can pretend all they want.

01:04:41.380 They fucking hate each other.

01:04:42.440 But there's a mutual respect

01:04:43.600 there both ways.

01:04:45.220 Did you guys see the picture of

01:04:46.880 it was a mock-up of Trump with

01:04:48.600 his wig and without his wig?

01:04:50.180 Like with the fucking two man

01:04:51.620 shoe.

01:04:52.100 That was badass, dude.

01:04:53.520 Like a former Navy SEAL.

01:04:55.060 Yeah, dude.

01:04:55.720 It was cool.

01:04:56.620 The whole the whole internet is

01:04:57.600 like, dude, he should totally do

01:04:58.620 that.

01:04:59.000 Yeah.

01:04:59.440 Well, I don't think he can grow

01:05:00.700 hair on his head, much less on

01:05:01.700 his face.

01:05:02.720 What is he got fake hair?

01:05:03.740 Is that fake?

01:05:04.240 Oh, fuck.

01:05:04.660 I don't know.

01:05:04.920 It looks like it's fake.

01:05:05.960 I don't know, dude.

01:05:07.220 I'll tell you what.

01:05:07.880 When the wind's blowing, buddy.

01:05:09.000 Yeah.

01:05:09.720 He's probably nervous.

01:05:10.860 Come over central.

01:05:11.720 Oh, dude.

01:05:13.560 I don't know, man.

01:05:14.800 I think the salaries and all

01:05:17.320 that.

01:05:17.580 I think, dude, it doesn't

01:05:19.560 surprise me at all.

01:05:20.360 It's the organic way of how

01:05:21.860 this should go.

01:05:22.540 Well, dude, it's actually kind

01:05:23.320 of funny.

01:05:23.940 Like some of the incentives

01:05:24.960 these big companies are

01:05:26.180 offering.

01:05:26.500 Like, how do they miss the

01:05:27.320 mark?

01:05:27.620 Starbucks create an app, a

01:05:29.200 meditation app for their

01:05:30.240 employees.

01:05:31.460 Church is kicking.

01:05:32.020 I don't know, dude.

01:05:32.760 For the fruit, for Starbucks

01:05:34.580 employees, that might be

01:05:35.620 appropriate to their culture,

01:05:36.820 bro.

01:05:37.580 Like, I mean, I'm being

01:05:38.280 serious.

01:05:38.740 Like you go into Starbucks,

01:05:39.900 they're all the same kind of

01:05:40.980 people.

01:05:41.320 I mean, a direct quote was we

01:05:42.400 didn't ask for a meditation

01:05:43.320 app.

01:05:43.660 We want to be able to pay our

01:05:44.620 rent.

01:05:45.180 Well, well, I would agree with

01:05:47.620 that, but I don't know.

01:05:49.440 I don't fucking know their

01:05:50.500 culture, bro.

01:05:51.400 But I, I think that's a weird

01:05:53.300 thing to do.

01:05:53.900 Yes, but I'll tell you, I

01:05:54.940 mean, dude, like, hey, all my

01:05:56.080 employees are fucking leaving

01:05:57.280 to go elsewhere.

01:05:57.840 So I'm going to create a

01:05:58.780 fucking meditation app.

01:05:59.960 Like, calm down, bro.

01:06:01.360 It ain't that bad.

01:06:02.240 Church is kicking is giving

01:06:03.120 out new uniforms.

01:06:04.000 Oh, well, fuck.

01:06:04.760 That's, that's amazing.

01:06:06.000 I'm sure that'll keep lots of

01:06:07.160 people.

01:06:07.660 Well, I mean, dude, but I,

01:06:09.800 you know, it's a, it's a real

01:06:10.800 issue because, you know,

01:06:11.980 that's the biggest, I think,

01:06:13.520 at least when I look at it,

01:06:14.940 there's a lot of lessons to be

01:06:16.120 learned from my, from my

01:06:17.220 seat.

01:06:17.460 But secondarily, man, like

01:06:18.940 that's why it's always.

01:06:20.580 Whoa.

01:06:21.440 Whoa.

01:06:22.000 Here's a good one,

01:06:22.640 though.

01:06:23.420 McDonald's launched a

01:06:24.260 campaign called Where Do

01:06:26.000 You Want to Be, which

01:06:27.220 partners a handful of

01:06:28.340 workers with experts,

01:06:29.380 including rapper Yaz.

01:06:31.160 Yaz, the greatest.

01:06:33.120 Do you fucking know who

01:06:33.980 that is?

01:06:34.520 No, I have no idea.

01:06:35.420 I don't have a clue who

01:06:36.380 it is.

01:06:36.540 All right.

01:06:36.880 And dermatologist Mina

01:06:38.820 Singh to discuss career

01:06:40.660 options.

01:06:42.260 Dude, let me help you with

01:06:44.040 this McDonald's.

01:06:45.780 Where do you want to be?

01:06:47.520 Not at fucking McDonald's.

01:06:49.180 Like, what the fuck?

01:06:50.600 Where does McDonald's

01:06:51.360 want to be?

01:06:51.460 Lead them outside of 1.00

01:06:52.140 McDonald's.

01:06:52.780 Yeah.

01:06:52.960 Why don't you show them

01:06:53.480 the opportunity up the

01:06:54.280 ladder?

01:06:55.140 How does that go down in a

01:06:56.300 boardroom?

01:06:56.380 This is their effort to

01:06:57.440 attract more employees.

01:06:58.500 Are you being fucking

01:06:59.100 serious right now?

01:06:59.900 Ted's serious.

01:07:01.120 Man, I mean.

01:07:02.040 Bro, you guys need some

01:07:02.820 help.

01:07:03.900 We got some consulting

01:07:04.860 services available.

01:07:05.640 We do.

01:07:06.240 I could literally change

01:07:08.040 this for you in about

01:07:08.740 three days for and it

01:07:10.520 would make you like

01:07:11.160 billions of dollars.

01:07:12.160 Yeah, it'd be real easy.

01:07:12.900 You would go outside.

01:07:13.860 You would switch all the

01:07:14.680 M's to a red Chick-fil-A 0.79

01:07:16.000 sign and you'd be

01:07:16.740 fucking back. 0.51

01:07:17.260 Hey, it's fucking

01:07:22.020 true, man.

01:07:22.520 Pay me, motherfucker.

01:07:23.500 Give it away.

01:07:24.200 I spend more fucking

01:07:25.880 money every month at

01:07:26.860 Chick-fil-A than I do 0.99

01:07:27.740 any other fucking 0.98

01:07:28.420 restaurant.

01:07:29.320 Why?

01:07:30.260 Dude, why?

01:07:31.040 Because they make a

01:07:31.740 quality product and they

01:07:32.460 have unbelievable

01:07:33.000 service.

01:07:34.020 Mostly on some.

01:07:34.580 No, no.

01:07:34.980 The bottom line is it's

01:07:36.740 just better.

01:07:37.460 It's better.

01:07:38.300 It's a better dude.

01:07:38.940 It's a better overall

01:07:39.660 experience.

01:07:40.980 And you know what?

01:07:42.120 I feel good giving them

01:07:43.540 money because they're

01:07:44.160 kicking fucking ass like 1.00

01:07:45.580 those kids are in their

01:07:46.400 kids, you know, like

01:07:47.160 those kids back there

01:07:48.240 working or they're doing

01:07:49.340 what their parents.

01:07:50.500 OK, are raising their

01:07:51.660 kids the right fucking

01:07:52.380 way.

01:07:52.680 OK.

01:07:53.000 And what's fucking

01:07:53.860 Chick-fil-A known for

01:07:54.980 their fucking culture.

01:07:56.660 That's right.

01:07:57.400 And dude, you know what?

01:07:58.140 They raise.

01:07:58.680 I've only been saying it

01:07:59.320 for fucking six years 0.89

01:08:00.920 now, motherfuckers. 0.99

01:08:01.940 You don't get it.

01:08:03.600 This is why Chick-fil-A 0.90

01:08:04.940 beats the fuck out of

01:08:05.900 everybody else.

01:08:06.720 Yeah, this is it.

01:08:08.260 OK, do they make

01:08:09.260 better product?

01:08:10.080 Yeah, they make

01:08:10.640 better product.

01:08:11.200 You know why they make

01:08:11.940 better product?

01:08:12.640 Because they got a

01:08:13.540 culture that cares about

01:08:14.700 making the best fucking

01:08:15.780 product.

01:08:16.980 You guys don't get it.

01:08:18.480 This is real simple.

01:08:19.940 And they take pride in

01:08:20.680 the delivery, bro.

01:08:22.860 Hey, we're going to

01:08:24.180 build some culture, dude.

01:08:25.180 I ran out of fucking

01:08:25.940 paintball field.

01:08:27.180 You fuckers don't get it,

01:08:28.760 man.

01:08:29.200 You don't get it.

01:08:31.140 If you want to get it,

01:08:32.820 join RTA syndicate and

01:08:34.040 I'll fucking teach it to

01:08:34.960 you.

01:08:35.180 Well, not only that,

01:08:35.900 though, I mean, dude,

01:08:36.500 Chick-fil-A is kicking

01:08:37.160 the fuck out of everybody

01:08:38.100 and they only compete six

01:08:38.980 out of seven days.

01:08:40.220 They give you Sunday

01:08:40.960 to catch up.

01:08:43.080 They're giving you a day

01:08:44.020 off.

01:08:44.400 That's that's how, you

01:08:45.300 know, they know that they

01:08:46.120 got the secret sauce.

01:08:47.080 Oh, shit.

01:08:47.660 I'm speaking of secret

01:08:48.640 sauce, dude.

01:08:49.180 They're yellow.

01:08:49.740 So I think we should do

01:08:50.840 the same.

01:08:51.440 I think we should I think

01:08:52.800 we should shut our

01:08:53.440 website down on Sundays

01:08:54.600 just to fucking give

01:08:55.940 everybody else a chance

01:08:56.760 to catch up.

01:08:57.760 No, that's so nice of

01:08:59.000 them.

01:08:59.260 Can we not?

01:08:59.760 Can we not do Sunday?

01:09:01.500 Sunday's a good day for 0.90

01:09:02.340 us.

01:09:02.860 We'll figure out another

01:09:03.660 day.

01:09:04.380 The only thing that

01:09:04.920 Chick-fil-A.

01:09:05.800 They have the secret sauce,

01:09:06.960 though.

01:09:07.260 They're fucking

01:09:07.860 fucking gas, man.

01:09:10.620 Only thing that they do

01:09:11.740 that bugs me is

01:09:12.620 whenever they take the

01:09:13.640 tray to you and you

01:09:15.600 thank them and they say

01:09:16.920 my pleasure.

01:09:17.620 It's like that's a

01:09:18.220 script.

01:09:18.680 That's it's a script.

01:09:19.580 But oh, I got it.

01:09:20.560 That saying just creeps

01:09:22.480 me the fuck. 0.86

01:09:22.980 No, I don't I don't know

01:09:23.980 why.

01:09:24.360 That's a testament to

01:09:25.380 their culture.

01:09:26.040 Fuck.

01:09:26.300 Yeah, there's a story

01:09:27.280 told.

01:09:28.220 There's a story told in

01:09:29.780 that company about why

01:09:31.100 you say that that

01:09:32.120 matters.

01:09:32.660 And that's why they do

01:09:33.380 it.

01:09:33.860 They I promise you

01:09:35.280 that's not that's

01:09:37.320 not an accident

01:09:39.820 thing that they just

01:09:41.060 like say, oh, this is a

01:09:42.080 good thing to say purposeful.

01:09:43.400 There's a fucking reason

01:09:44.260 for it.

01:09:44.880 There is.

01:09:45.180 But that's that phrase

01:09:45.920 is just always kind of

01:09:46.680 just.

01:09:47.140 Well, you know what,

01:09:47.660 dude, I why are you

01:09:48.820 giving me ammo, dude?

01:09:50.140 You know, I think it's

01:09:51.440 I mean, every time I hear

01:09:53.180 it, I think it's the

01:09:53.920 it's the greatest fucking

01:09:55.020 thing I hear because you

01:09:55.900 think and when you go

01:09:57.240 you might have and you

01:09:58.280 know this.

01:09:58.760 So you go to one

01:09:59.360 Wendy's Wendy's.

01:10:00.160 This Wendy's is fucking 0.98

01:10:00.940 great, but don't go to

01:10:01.700 that Wendy's over there.

01:10:02.580 It's terrible.

01:10:03.540 Chick-fil-A has been able

01:10:04.320 to establish a fucking 0.74

01:10:05.580 line and their people

01:10:07.320 and leaders and leaders

01:10:08.920 within have been able to

01:10:09.900 hold that line.

01:10:10.700 And when you go to any

01:10:11.640 Chick-fil-A, you get a

01:10:12.660 similar product, you get

01:10:13.400 a similar feel, almost

01:10:14.600 identical.

01:10:15.480 And do they have the

01:10:16.640 culture because they keep

01:10:17.540 those they keep those

01:10:18.480 employees that have pride

01:10:19.340 in the product that they

01:10:19.960 produce.

01:10:20.560 Oh, and by the way, what

01:10:22.380 do you got to do to keep

01:10:23.320 employees to care?

01:10:24.380 You got to fuck it.

01:10:25.480 No, first of all, you

01:10:26.840 got to care about them

01:10:27.880 and you got to pay them.

01:10:29.160 Yeah, I mean, that's

01:10:30.080 what companies don't get

01:10:31.060 companies think they can

01:10:32.180 just pay motherfuckers now 1.00

01:10:33.580 and these people are going

01:10:34.640 to stay that talk about

01:10:35.760 modeling and work.

01:10:36.520 No, it isn't.

01:10:37.100 It's not going to work

01:10:37.740 because it's not worth.

01:10:39.480 And dude, this is why most

01:10:41.220 of the business owners that

01:10:42.300 are listening here struggle.

01:10:44.360 People have options.

01:10:46.020 They have places to go.

01:10:47.360 Now, this is not seven

01:10:49.000 years ago where fucking 0.99

01:10:50.780 you were the best option

01:10:51.840 out there.

01:10:52.340 You may you may have been

01:10:53.680 at that time, but it's

01:10:55.040 evolved because there's

01:10:56.100 companies out there that

01:10:57.100 understand how to

01:10:58.460 specifically create a

01:11:00.900 certain culture based

01:11:02.780 around certain values that

01:11:04.180 they believe.

01:11:05.640 And because they teach the

01:11:07.580 companies and the people

01:11:09.180 in the company to to

01:11:10.760 abide and adopt and

01:11:13.120 ingrain that culture in

01:11:14.660 what they do now, everything

01:11:16.840 else runs smoothly.

01:11:18.200 But people don't take the

01:11:19.580 time to do it because they

01:11:20.720 don't run.

01:11:21.280 They don't know how to do

01:11:22.060 it.

01:11:22.220 Like I said, they think

01:11:23.440 going and fucking paintball

01:11:26.040 in her go cart in his

01:11:27.000 culture.

01:11:27.500 It's not culture, dude.

01:11:28.800 You have no idea what it

01:11:29.860 even means.

01:11:31.020 But that's most companies.

01:11:32.520 Hey, we're going to have a

01:11:33.500 fucking birthday party in

01:11:34.840 the kitchen for Karen in

01:11:37.060 20 minutes.

01:11:37.920 We got great company

01:11:39.060 culture.

01:11:39.600 Meanwhile, bro, you're a

01:11:41.080 fucking idiot. 0.98

01:11:42.380 That's the truth.

01:11:43.460 What is the fuck Karen 0.52

01:11:44.460 movement?

01:11:45.060 I don't know.

01:11:45.840 A Karen is just like a 1.00

01:11:46.740 name that you could throw

01:11:47.600 in the most basic name

01:11:49.400 ever.

01:11:49.940 Yeah, I think I think it's a

01:11:50.840 hashtag hashtag on

01:11:52.040 TikTok.

01:11:52.380 Yeah, I don't know how

01:11:53.180 that got famous, but like

01:11:54.280 I get it.

01:11:54.840 I don't know if there's

01:11:55.440 even a Karen haircut where

01:11:56.580 it's just like that.

01:11:57.660 You know, it's a Karen

01:11:58.420 walking in to argue with

01:11:59.660 the manager whenever you

01:12:00.560 see her.

01:12:02.140 That's an unfair

01:12:03.220 stereotype.

01:12:04.380 I know some wonderful

01:12:05.500 Karens.

01:12:06.740 Did you know what's weird

01:12:07.300 is how each generation

01:12:09.280 has like their pool of

01:12:10.280 names?

01:12:10.880 You know, you got my name

01:12:11.820 has never been really

01:12:12.700 that common, but it's

01:12:13.940 still common enough.

01:12:14.880 People know it.

01:12:15.960 I love my name because

01:12:17.100 it's like you don't know

01:12:18.120 too many other Andy's

01:12:19.240 like there's just not a

01:12:20.440 lot of them out there.

01:12:21.040 Now, I happen to know

01:12:22.360 another one now who

01:12:24.420 happens to be way bigger

01:12:25.420 than me.

01:12:26.000 And now I'm at 6'1 and

01:12:29.420 270 fucking pounds of

01:12:31.780 twisted steel and sex 0.99

01:12:32.780 appeal.

01:12:33.280 Not anymore.

01:12:33.900 You're number two now.

01:12:35.000 I've become little Andy.

01:12:37.700 What the fuck?

01:12:40.220 What the fuck?

01:12:41.040 Big Andy's fucking big

01:12:42.060 though.

01:12:42.240 That's what I'm saying.

01:12:43.880 Like he's so much bigger.

01:12:45.620 Like I got to be little

01:12:46.920 like my medium.

01:12:48.600 Like who's the little

01:12:49.560 Andy then?

01:12:50.300 Maybe I would say you're

01:12:51.680 still XL.

01:12:52.320 I just he's he's he comes

01:12:53.840 from the big and tall

01:12:54.520 store.

01:12:54.780 He's an XXL. 0.78

01:12:55.620 OK, so he doesn't even

01:12:56.420 count in the conversation.

01:12:57.500 So we could both be big

01:12:58.520 Andy.

01:12:58.940 Yeah, that because like

01:13:00.620 dude, I'm big for average

01:13:01.660 person.

01:13:02.160 Yeah, but that dude's

01:13:03.680 just big like a mountain

01:13:04.760 big.

01:13:05.380 Well, I mean, that's a

01:13:05.900 different kind of big.

01:13:06.640 That was part of the

01:13:07.300 argument that I had with

01:13:08.160 the builders group today

01:13:08.980 is we had to install a

01:13:09.980 couple special toilets

01:13:10.880 to hold Big Andy.

01:13:12.680 Dude, for real.

01:13:15.780 They better have fucking

01:13:16.820 power flush on her too,

01:13:18.120 motherfucker. 0.99

01:13:20.080 Holy shit.

01:13:21.320 Oh, man.

01:13:21.920 So time for dumbest

01:13:23.720 motherfucker of the

01:13:24.740 land.

01:13:25.320 I'm pretty sure McDonald's

01:13:26.460 could have made this list

01:13:27.280 this week.

01:13:27.720 But, oh, I'm reading

01:13:29.040 through these these these

01:13:30.580 companies and like we

01:13:31.600 could just go off on all

01:13:32.860 of them like like what

01:13:35.100 the fuck do you guys 0.98

01:13:36.200 think people want?

01:13:37.620 They want to have a good

01:13:38.800 time at work.

01:13:39.600 They want to be part of

01:13:40.520 the company and they want

01:13:41.760 to get paid fairly.

01:13:43.000 OK, so this is a great

01:13:43.960 example to teach you that

01:13:44.980 like look at Taco Bell,

01:13:46.140 you know, money can't fix

01:13:47.380 everything.

01:13:48.800 Just because you're going

01:13:49.620 to pay the guy a hundred

01:13:50.300 fucking grand doesn't mean

01:13:51.060 your company is going to

01:13:51.620 turn around.

01:13:52.160 No, dude, people are done.

01:13:53.440 People are done trading

01:13:54.720 their lives for just money.

01:13:56.820 Correct.

01:13:57.080 They're done.

01:13:57.720 It's over.

01:13:58.440 Well, they don't have to.

01:13:59.220 They don't have to anymore

01:14:00.060 because there's all these

01:14:01.200 other companies that have

01:14:03.500 followed the lead of a few

01:14:04.740 companies.

01:14:05.380 We're one of them who have

01:14:08.460 created these crazy fucking

01:14:10.380 amazing, inclusive,

01:14:12.360 badass cultures where, 0.75

01:14:13.720 dude, when I come here,

01:14:15.280 I feel it like we fucking

01:14:17.260 made it like the number

01:14:19.440 one thing that I get from

01:14:20.480 the vendors who come in and

01:14:21.440 they're like, dude, this

01:14:22.260 place has a buzz.

01:14:23.520 Bro, Alex said it to me

01:14:24.500 yesterday or the day

01:14:25.580 before.

01:14:25.900 Yeah.

01:14:26.500 So Alex sitting in here,

01:14:27.940 he's one of our security

01:14:28.660 guys.

01:14:29.140 He says he's like, dude,

01:14:32.040 everybody's so nice there.

01:14:33.560 What is that?

01:14:34.220 Like that?

01:14:34.740 You guys got a good thing

01:14:35.580 going and that's the culture.

01:14:36.960 My pleasure.

01:14:37.580 Right.

01:14:37.740 Exactly.

01:14:38.360 Your pleasure.

01:14:39.780 No, but I'm saying that's

01:14:41.320 the core.

01:14:41.920 The core.

01:14:42.460 You know what the fuck he

01:14:43.220 meant?

01:14:43.560 Yeah.

01:14:43.880 Yeah.

01:14:45.000 Fuck you, dude.

01:14:46.520 I've developed some good

01:14:47.640 young men in here and women.

01:14:49.120 Yeah.

01:14:50.460 You got my play.

01:14:51.780 You got fucking Tyler.

01:14:53.240 Yeah.

01:14:54.380 Tyler's good.

01:14:55.060 You used to make fun of me

01:14:56.160 for locker room leadership.

01:14:57.240 He'd be like, fuck your

01:14:58.120 locker room.

01:14:58.940 That's that's because you're

01:14:59.800 not obey.

01:15:00.220 You're not doing locker room

01:15:01.020 leadership anymore.

01:15:01.800 Now you're doing it the way I

01:15:02.560 told you.

01:15:03.800 And it works.

01:15:04.920 Kangaroo court.

01:15:05.820 Say your pleasure, Andy.

01:15:06.620 Why don't you my pleasure?

01:15:08.360 No.

01:15:08.660 Why don't you just remove your

01:15:09.920 ego from the situation and allow

01:15:11.600 that to be your truth?

01:15:12.740 Like it's our truth.

01:15:14.060 And to Andrew's point, this is

01:15:15.240 how good I can spin it on.

01:15:17.520 You know, the people with the

01:15:18.240 most ego can't understand it.

01:15:19.480 Maybe it's just that they're not

01:15:20.640 right.

01:15:22.360 Yeah, I agree.

01:15:23.180 It's happening right now.

01:15:25.160 It's clearly happening right now.

01:15:27.040 Yes, it just happened right now.

01:15:28.080 It just happened to you.

01:15:29.080 It just happened.

01:15:31.460 Oh, I'm nominating both of you

01:15:33.380 for dumbest motherfuckers of the 0.96

01:15:34.460 land.

01:15:34.880 OK, when you've won dumbest

01:15:36.360 motherfucker of the land before,

01:15:37.740 you can't nominate other people.

01:15:39.700 And you've won that a number of

01:15:41.160 times, bro.

01:15:42.920 365 out of 365.

01:15:43.840 We built you a really big office

01:15:44.760 just to house all those fucking

01:15:46.380 trophies.

01:15:47.780 That was the other upgrade that we

01:15:49.400 had in the meeting today.

01:15:50.060 What's your fucking trophy room at

01:15:51.360 home looking like for dumb

01:15:52.580 motherfucker award?

01:15:53.540 It's got to be packed.

01:15:54.500 You guys are starting to send them

01:15:55.540 to me digital.

01:15:57.960 Bullshit.

01:15:58.480 Literally, I had to get just

01:15:59.960 certificates or like coins and

01:16:01.680 shit.

01:16:01.820 I'm getting the email.

01:16:02.500 No, it's going to be a fucking

01:16:03.740 toilet seat.

01:16:04.760 That's what you get.

01:16:05.620 And dude, I had to reinforce the

01:16:06.940 fucking exterior wall of your 0.96

01:16:08.140 office because it has fucking

01:16:09.440 extra toilet seats.

01:16:10.280 It's got so many.

01:16:11.680 Oh, the toilet seat is like

01:16:13.160 hanging around your neck.

01:16:13.960 Yeah.

01:16:15.320 It's like a horse color chain, but

01:16:16.980 we should.

01:16:17.920 It's a toilet. 0.72

01:16:18.400 That would be a great fucking like,

01:16:19.980 you know, hey, you did something

01:16:20.760 really fucking.

01:16:21.380 No, like if you didn't change a

01:16:22.420 toilet paper roll in the way to

01:16:23.360 wear it after a day and we're

01:16:24.780 going to identify this.

01:16:25.720 You are the guy who left the

01:16:26.960 cardboard on the.

01:16:27.640 I think that's a great fucking

01:16:28.880 plan.

01:16:29.960 Let's run it by HR.

01:16:31.320 Does HR agree?

01:16:32.260 Yes, they do.

01:16:34.660 Madot.

01:16:36.000 Yeah.

01:16:38.300 All right.

01:16:38.940 So dumbest motherfucker of all the

01:16:41.000 land is our new segment that we're

01:16:42.700 putting in every episode.

01:16:44.540 A woman attempts to smuggle

01:16:46.220 ban cosmetics disguised as a baby.

01:16:49.100 Now, if you guys see this picture,

01:16:50.620 it it legit looks like a like

01:16:53.620 pajamas filled up with cosmetics

01:16:55.320 and she's carrying it on her back as

01:16:57.380 she's walking through the airport

01:16:58.800 in Uganda.

01:17:01.100 What?

01:17:02.140 Hold on.

01:17:02.740 I got to see this.

01:17:04.020 What?

01:17:04.200 Show me the picture.

01:17:04.980 That cannot be real news.

01:17:06.980 There's no fucking way that's real.

01:17:09.360 That's a big ass baby. 1.00

01:17:10.840 Dude, baby.

01:17:12.760 Baby.

01:17:13.000 That's a that's like a fucking

01:17:14.480 five foot human.

01:17:15.620 That's like a human.

01:17:17.040 Like they got a little greedy

01:17:18.040 there, man.

01:17:18.940 Like that's what it was.

01:17:20.860 There ain't no smuggling going on

01:17:22.060 there.

01:17:22.420 No.

01:17:22.900 Holy shit, dude.

01:17:24.540 But we've all tried to smuggle

01:17:25.660 something like I know.

01:17:26.520 I know you guys smuggle dicks 1.00

01:17:28.320 into your butt. 0.99

01:17:29.020 Oh, I'm pretty open about that.

01:17:31.260 He's trying to smuggle his own

01:17:32.260 grapes.

01:17:35.860 Look, come on.

01:17:36.420 You guys got any stories about

01:17:37.360 trying to smuggle shit fucking, 0.98

01:17:38.560 you know, when you were younger,

01:17:39.300 smuggle some alcohol in the movie

01:17:40.620 theaters or.

01:17:41.600 Oh, yeah.

01:17:42.280 Shit like that.

01:17:42.840 I do that now.

01:17:45.120 What are you talking about?

01:17:46.940 The cops check my fucking dude

01:17:48.460 whenever because you got to go to

01:17:49.440 and I mean, it's sad.

01:17:50.600 We're at society.

01:17:51.360 You got to go to the fucking movie

01:17:52.220 theaters.

01:17:52.520 They have cops there, you know,

01:17:53.400 and I got to check your

01:17:53.960 personal shit.

01:17:54.580 But I do feel gangster

01:17:56.620 because I'll take my flask and

01:17:57.860 like slide it down my side,

01:17:59.100 you know, shove it up.

01:18:00.000 We used to do that when I was

01:18:01.780 in fucking college. 0.67

01:18:03.220 My buddy Rob, who I'm still

01:18:04.860 buddies with on Instagram.

01:18:06.420 We used to date a couple of the

01:18:07.660 girls on the volleyball team,

01:18:08.800 as you know, because you're my

01:18:09.860 brother.

01:18:10.500 But, uh, dude, they didn't sell

01:18:12.680 alcohol to watch a volleyball

01:18:13.780 game.

01:18:14.120 I'm sorry.

01:18:14.580 You can't watch a fucking

01:18:15.540 women's volleyball game 47 times

01:18:18.440 a year without drinking at some

01:18:19.880 of them.

01:18:20.300 It's just reality.

01:18:21.680 So, dude, we would end up

01:18:22.840 getting fucked up sitting on the 0.97

01:18:24.920 end of the volleyball court, um,

01:18:27.740 on the short end, you know, and I

01:18:30.420 know that's the end you're

01:18:31.100 typically on.

01:18:31.800 Yeah, always.

01:18:32.480 Yeah, it's fine.

01:18:34.820 So we're sitting there and dude,

01:18:38.040 I remember, I don't know how we

01:18:39.400 smuggled.

01:18:39.700 I think we smuggled like flasks,

01:18:41.240 like in between our balls, like, 0.50

01:18:43.280 like, you know, like down in

01:18:44.500 between like our taint area,

01:18:46.000 whatever the fuck you call that

01:18:46.940 area.

01:18:47.240 That's deep, bro.

01:18:47.900 Yeah.

01:18:48.280 But like in our underwear, like

01:18:49.500 I think we both had a flask or

01:18:50.700 whatever.

01:18:51.000 We go in the bathroom, put it in

01:18:52.000 the soda and fucking dude, I'll 0.99

01:18:54.460 never forget it.

01:18:55.080 Cause the coach who's there and I

01:18:56.720 think she's still there.

01:18:58.100 Um, coach Stokes, I don't know if

01:19:01.060 she's still there or not, but she

01:19:02.340 like in the middle of the mat, we're

01:19:04.220 over there fucked up, dude. 0.99

01:19:05.880 And we, she's like, she looks at

01:19:07.820 me and she goes, I can smell you.

01:19:12.360 I'm like, holy shit, dude.

01:19:13.840 We must be a really bad.

01:19:15.320 Well, maybe it was that from

01:19:16.920 under cheese, you're nuts on that

01:19:18.620 bottle.

01:19:19.100 Every time he brings the flask,

01:19:20.180 she was talking about that.

01:19:21.280 She was, she was talking about

01:19:22.560 the alcohol.

01:19:23.220 We were getting pretty vocal too.

01:19:24.540 I mean, it was, we're like the

01:19:25.920 two guys, there's like seven

01:19:27.760 people.

01:19:28.260 No, there's like a hundred people

01:19:29.720 in the whole fucking place. 0.99

01:19:30.980 Yeah.

01:19:31.300 And we're the two guys sitting by

01:19:32.900 themselves in the empty stands

01:19:34.280 getting wasted, looking at all

01:19:36.000 the girls and just fucking, I 0.89

01:19:38.540 mean, listen, I got, we forgot

01:19:39.640 where the fuck I got a lot of

01:19:40.780 fucking stories that start with 0.91

01:19:42.000 that similar scene.

01:19:43.120 You know, it's like, I was just

01:19:45.220 two guys sitting there.

01:19:46.260 They're really fucking wasted and

01:19:47.400 looking at a lot of fucking

01:19:48.120 chicks.

01:19:49.600 Yeah.

01:19:50.160 Pretty much every other story I've

01:19:51.860 got.

01:19:52.160 If I wrote a book chapters one

01:19:53.900 through 15 would start like this.

01:19:55.440 No.

01:19:55.580 And then you just have like an

01:19:56.600 appendix for each insert every

01:19:58.360 story at the end.

01:19:59.120 All right.

01:19:59.280 How it followed.

01:19:59.920 Look, this every story I'm about

01:20:01.560 to tell you, it goes like this.

01:20:03.020 All right.

01:20:03.700 I started fucking drinking

01:20:05.300 after a couple hours.

01:20:07.640 I had drank quite a bit.

01:20:10.080 Then what happened was.

01:20:11.800 Well, what happened was.

01:20:13.520 And then fill in the rest.

01:20:14.900 Yeah.

01:20:15.180 Like, that's why I don't.

01:20:16.600 That's why, like, even though I

01:20:17.740 know alcohol is like a bad thing,

01:20:19.480 I don't like tell people not to

01:20:20.880 fucking drink.

01:20:21.780 You know, like I'm I.

01:20:23.720 You know how people get about

01:20:25.140 alcohol.

01:20:25.780 You should never fucking drink

01:20:26.920 or you should never do this.

01:20:27.840 Yeah, dude.

01:20:28.640 Those are motherfuckers that have 1.00

01:20:29.620 problems with it.

01:20:30.880 You know what I'm saying?

01:20:31.440 Like, if you enjoy alcohol like a

01:20:33.620 regular human, they would produce 0.88

01:20:34.720 some good stories for sure.

01:20:36.520 And maybe one day you could

01:20:37.480 turn those stories into a

01:20:38.440 fucking podcast.

01:20:39.680 But whenever you drink so much

01:20:42.300 that you get arrested

01:20:43.460 consistently, you know, maybe

01:20:45.820 we'll give you a pass on one

01:20:47.120 time.

01:20:47.800 But it's a consistent issue.

01:20:49.980 You're you're you're you know,

01:20:51.640 your wife leaves you.

01:20:52.820 You're beating your kids.

01:20:54.160 You're doing bad shit.

01:20:55.540 It's probably time to look in

01:20:57.480 the mirror.

01:20:57.920 Yeah.

01:20:58.260 Say maybe me and this alcohol

01:21:00.800 don't go very well together.

01:21:02.140 Speaking of the one time.

01:21:03.120 I mean, I've only been

01:21:04.360 arrested one time.

01:21:05.260 You've been arrested.

01:21:05.680 No, you've tried to get me

01:21:07.040 arrested.

01:21:07.760 I'll tell that story.

01:21:09.980 Do you know why?

01:21:10.860 Do you know why I didn't get

01:21:12.240 why I haven't been arrested?

01:21:13.660 Yeah, probably because I knew

01:21:14.580 the cop.

01:21:15.240 No, because I'm a better

01:21:17.020 salesman than you. 0.72

01:21:18.580 That's why.

01:21:20.660 It's true.

01:21:22.160 Jim said you're equal.

01:21:23.920 Did he?

01:21:24.420 Yeah.

01:21:24.880 And that.

01:21:26.140 That's interesting.

01:21:27.420 Yeah, it's interesting because

01:21:28.680 I'm like at least 10 to one.

01:21:30.580 Oh, there's a reason I got to go

01:21:32.860 negotiate all the deals.

01:21:33.960 No, it's because I don't want

01:21:35.180 to fucking I don't want to do

01:21:36.900 it.

01:21:37.040 I want you to learn to be

01:21:37.720 better.

01:21:38.320 Fuck that sold.

01:21:42.020 But do you remember that time

01:21:43.420 we were in Springfield?

01:21:44.440 I know you do because you set

01:21:45.620 this up.

01:21:46.040 Yeah.

01:21:46.180 Do you remember the time at

01:21:47.260 Union Road in Lindbergh?

01:21:48.220 I do.

01:21:48.620 I'm not telling that story.

01:21:50.040 I got that one on video.

01:21:50.740 So this time we're at a work

01:21:54.280 event, a CrossFit event in this

01:21:55.960 thing, and I went out.

01:21:57.820 That's actually when you used

01:21:58.380 to work.

01:21:59.500 Yeah.

01:22:00.120 I went out.

01:22:00.740 I think it was it was a holiday

01:22:01.740 weekend.

01:22:02.120 I think it was like Halloween or

01:22:03.240 something.

01:22:03.520 There was like homecoming for the

01:22:04.880 college campus that was around

01:22:06.200 the area.

01:22:07.300 And I'm like, fuck it.

01:22:08.420 Nobody else wants to go out.

01:22:09.340 I'll go out by myself.

01:22:10.560 And I knew a couple of people in

01:22:11.720 the area.

01:22:12.080 So I went to a house party, got

01:22:13.560 fucked up. 0.93

01:22:14.660 OK.

01:22:14.980 And so to backtrack this, this

01:22:16.160 is how every story.

01:22:19.080 This is what his book is like.

01:22:20.860 Oh, my God, dude.

01:22:22.480 Nobody fucking realize what the

01:22:25.060 fuck you were saying.

01:22:26.260 I'm OK with it.

01:22:27.140 I mean, literally this, bro.

01:22:28.820 And and and the number two for

01:22:30.680 you starts the exact same

01:22:32.180 fucking way, by the way. 0.96

01:22:34.400 Nobody will go out with me.

01:22:35.600 So I went out by myself.

01:22:36.640 I got fucking wasted.

01:22:38.920 I didn't know.

01:22:39.460 That's what happened.

01:22:40.440 Yeah.

01:22:40.780 So I wake up.

01:22:41.620 My phone's dead.

01:22:42.520 Yeah, I got to be.

01:22:43.340 I got to be.

01:22:44.880 At this fucking event at a

01:22:45.960 certain time.

01:22:46.480 And I don't know what fucking

01:22:47.280 time it is.

01:22:47.880 And by the way, I could smell

01:22:48.800 you.

01:22:49.180 Oh, man, I could smell me.

01:22:51.580 So I walk out of the house.

01:22:53.760 I have no idea where the fuck

01:22:54.880 I'm at because I took a cab

01:22:55.800 there the night before.

01:22:57.100 And I'm I know that Springfield

01:22:58.920 is kind of like a grid system.

01:23:00.040 So I'm like, OK, I'm just

01:23:00.960 going to walk this general

01:23:02.000 direction.

01:23:02.740 And hopefully I end up where

01:23:04.380 I'm supposed to be.

01:23:05.580 Let's paint this picture,

01:23:06.500 though.

01:23:06.760 Go ahead.

01:23:07.580 You are 30.

01:23:10.180 Yay.

01:23:10.700 Yeah, I was right now or when

01:23:12.660 it when it happened.

01:23:13.720 Yeah, I was probably like

01:23:14.320 twenty nine or thirty and

01:23:15.920 they are college students.

01:23:18.180 I don't discriminate.

01:23:21.300 So Tyler was in a college

01:23:23.880 house party.

01:23:24.700 Yeah.

01:23:24.960 And they're like, who's the

01:23:26.060 random old guy?

01:23:27.500 Because, dude, when you're in

01:23:28.700 college, 30 is an old

01:23:29.880 motherfucker, bro. 0.98

01:23:31.060 Those people in college right

01:23:32.400 now to me, they look 12.

01:23:33.920 Dude, I can't.

01:23:34.480 I mean, like, but somehow

01:23:36.460 I think I'm still the same

01:23:37.900 thing.

01:23:39.460 That's the truth.

01:23:40.380 What the fuck?

01:23:41.420 Like, I think I'm just as

01:23:42.600 cool, just as fast, bro.

01:23:44.060 I look at these young

01:23:44.960 motherfuckers in the back and 1.00

01:23:46.120 I'm like, yeah, I'm just like

01:23:47.100 them, dude.

01:23:47.780 I'm just like them.

01:23:48.580 I'm just older, but I'm not

01:23:49.760 older.

01:23:50.120 I think like them.

01:23:51.220 And I'm like, I'm really

01:23:53.040 confused on what's going on

01:23:54.160 when I look in the mirror

01:23:54.900 because my shit is turning 0.52

01:23:56.020 gray.

01:23:56.420 And I'm like, well, like,

01:23:58.100 it's really weird.

01:23:58.760 It's a weird thing.

01:23:59.460 No, it's not.

01:23:59.920 Because, I mean, I think it's

01:24:00.700 safe to say that you

01:24:01.600 definitely are delusional

01:24:02.700 because, I mean, you

01:24:03.800 about what?

01:24:04.440 Well, about, I mean,

01:24:05.400 maybe everything because

01:24:06.940 you said you were a

01:24:08.500 better.

01:24:08.640 Well, I'm open to your

01:24:09.360 opinion.

01:24:09.880 So you said, yeah, you

01:24:11.040 said a better salesperson

01:24:12.640 than me.

01:24:13.020 And then now you think

01:24:14.280 you're you're like them.

01:24:15.580 Well, OK, that's fair.

01:24:17.800 We're starting to see the

01:24:18.580 delusion come out.

01:24:19.520 Sure.

01:24:19.940 That's fine.

01:24:20.320 I'll take it.

01:24:21.440 Whenever I'll think about

01:24:22.840 it and process what you

01:24:23.600 say and I'll come back

01:24:24.500 and answer in a minute.

01:24:25.460 Can we go to dinner

01:24:26.000 together?

01:24:27.800 So I finally make it to

01:24:29.980 the event and I'm in the

01:24:31.560 clothes that was the

01:24:32.420 night before and I

01:24:34.840 start working.

01:24:35.560 Right.

01:24:35.900 And about a half an hour

01:24:37.060 into the day, a cop

01:24:39.080 comes to our booth and

01:24:40.820 he says, hey, can I talk

01:24:42.060 to you for a second?

01:24:43.140 Like, yeah, sure.

01:24:44.800 So go out in the lobby of

01:24:46.940 this convention center.

01:24:48.440 And he's like, what were

01:24:49.600 you doing last night?

01:24:50.700 I was like, I went out

01:24:51.700 had some fun.

01:24:52.340 Why?

01:24:53.160 He goes, well, there's a

01:24:54.680 video of you.

01:24:55.560 And I'm like, OK,

01:24:58.020 what was I doing?

01:24:59.900 And he goes, well, you

01:25:01.360 exposed yourself to some

01:25:02.780 younger underage girls.

01:25:04.580 And I'm like, no, that

01:25:06.480 didn't happen.

01:25:07.020 Like, I didn't black out

01:25:07.740 until like I hit the couch.

01:25:08.880 I know that for a fact.

01:25:10.500 I'm fairly certain that

01:25:11.780 didn't happen.

01:25:12.500 Yeah.

01:25:12.980 And he's like, yeah, it was

01:25:13.880 in it.

01:25:14.280 It was in an alleyway and

01:25:15.580 you were taking a leak and

01:25:18.040 you turned around after

01:25:18.840 these girls yelled at you 1.00

01:25:19.860 and you exposed yourself

01:25:21.660 and it's on video.

01:25:22.360 And I'm like, well, let me

01:25:23.180 see the video.

01:25:23.700 He goes, no, you're gonna

01:25:24.240 have to come down to the

01:25:24.840 station.

01:25:25.480 I'm like, well, you don't

01:25:27.200 have the video with you.

01:25:28.200 He goes, no, you're just

01:25:29.040 gonna have to come down.

01:25:29.700 And I'm like, what the

01:25:30.440 fuck is going on?

01:25:31.180 Like, that did not happen

01:25:32.340 at all.

01:25:33.320 And were you fucking

01:25:34.720 scared?

01:25:35.380 Dude, I was getting

01:25:36.040 nervous.

01:25:36.600 You were fucking

01:25:37.700 not going to lie.

01:25:38.720 But at the same time, I

01:25:39.520 was so skeptical of this.

01:25:40.800 I'm like, you got the

01:25:41.320 wrong fucking he did.

01:25:42.440 It was but he was at

01:25:43.480 first he had to train.

01:25:44.340 So I'm watching.

01:25:44.940 I set the cop up to go

01:25:45.840 fucking deploy the story 0.91

01:25:47.180 on him.

01:25:47.680 Were you just ruined the

01:25:48.280 story?

01:25:49.320 No, he didn't.

01:25:50.460 He was going to tell how

01:25:51.520 the fucking tell the 0.84

01:25:53.300 rest of the story there,

01:25:54.180 dude.

01:25:54.620 So I'm trying to remember

01:25:55.700 everything that happened

01:25:57.200 and he's still like

01:25:58.820 he's like, all right,

01:25:59.460 well, do you need to tell

01:26:00.360 somebody that you're going

01:26:01.000 to come to the station

01:26:02.220 with me?

01:26:02.520 And I'm like, there's no

01:26:03.640 fucking way.

01:26:04.500 And then all of a sudden

01:26:05.300 I just I I hear this

01:26:07.280 laugh that is very

01:26:08.780 familiar to me.

01:26:10.260 And it's fucking Sal

01:26:11.380 with like five of the

01:26:12.140 other guys.

01:26:12.740 They're videotaping me

01:26:13.780 from above.

01:26:15.960 Wait, we got this a

01:26:17.000 video?

01:26:17.680 I got it somewhere.

01:26:18.820 Oh, dude, I got to see

01:26:20.040 this shit.

01:26:20.560 Yeah, dude, it was we

01:26:21.400 got to post this on my

01:26:22.420 fucking Instagram.

01:26:23.200 I was a little nervous.

01:26:23.860 Oh, yeah.

01:26:24.360 No, I got another one of

01:26:25.520 Tyler on video, too.

01:26:26.740 Hey, motherfucker, I got

01:26:27.800 a couple of you.

01:26:28.360 Be careful.

01:26:29.080 I'm just saying.

01:26:29.980 We all got a few stories

01:26:32.960 in the black box.

01:26:34.220 There's a fucking code

01:26:35.300 right here, but we're

01:26:36.520 definitely going to share

01:26:37.240 your shit. 0.79

01:26:40.720 Oh, man.

01:26:42.200 So, dude, what?

01:26:43.960 Who was the dumb

01:26:44.860 motherfucker?

01:26:45.460 This lady, the lady

01:26:46.340 from Uganda who tried

01:26:47.300 to smuggle them.

01:26:48.380 That's that's the bottom

01:26:49.440 line, because if we got

01:26:51.240 to put this picture in

01:26:52.100 the fucking show notes, 0.92

01:26:53.020 dude, like this is a

01:26:54.280 full size human dummy

01:26:55.780 made of lipstick,

01:26:57.600 apparently.

01:26:58.800 And she's not even

01:27:00.220 having it in a back.

01:27:01.700 It's not even in like

01:27:02.560 a backpack.

01:27:03.340 She's like giving a 0.54

01:27:04.120 piggyback ride through

01:27:05.160 the fucking airport.

01:27:06.220 It's in a onesie.

01:27:07.080 Yeah, but like an

01:27:07.860 adult ones.

01:27:08.620 No, but she's holding

01:27:09.400 it like it's a piggyback,

01:27:10.680 like it's got its arms

01:27:11.500 around.

01:27:11.820 It doesn't even have a

01:27:12.580 head.

01:27:12.880 There's no head.

01:27:15.200 I couldn't.

01:27:16.260 There was the head.

01:27:17.400 No, I'm looking at it.

01:27:18.520 I couldn't even tell

01:27:19.920 there was the head

01:27:20.560 because it was so big.

01:27:21.820 I was like, no,

01:27:23.000 there's literally a

01:27:23.580 plastic bag hanging

01:27:25.220 out of the neck hole

01:27:26.900 where the head should

01:27:27.840 be.

01:27:28.880 What the fuck, dude?

01:27:30.640 That's why she's the 0.98

01:27:31.640 dumbest motherfucker 0.59

01:27:32.360 of all the way in

01:27:32.980 today.

01:27:33.980 Cocaine's a hell of a

01:27:34.700 drug.

01:27:35.100 Yeah.

01:27:35.440 Where do we send the

01:27:36.680 and why is she smuggling 0.89

01:27:38.080 cosmetics?

01:27:39.100 I don't know.

01:27:40.060 Where do we?

01:27:40.820 What do I not know?

01:27:41.840 I don't know.

01:27:42.940 Maybe.

01:27:43.480 What do I not know?

01:27:44.240 I don't know.

01:27:45.060 You're you're you know

01:27:46.060 the cosmetic world.

01:27:47.280 What do I not know?

01:27:48.120 They have some illegal

01:27:48.960 ingredients in them that

01:27:50.000 are banned from that

01:27:50.680 country.

01:27:51.060 So maybe that on the

01:27:52.020 black.

01:27:52.360 Oh, yeah.

01:27:52.600 It could be like like

01:27:53.860 some crazy shit like

01:27:54.920 rhinoceros something or

01:27:56.480 you know what I'm saying?

01:27:57.240 That's what poachers do, 0.98

01:27:58.560 man.

01:27:59.080 And then they make

01:27:59.620 products that are

01:28:00.580 completely fucking useless

01:28:01.940 out of animal parts

01:28:03.600 that and say it's this

01:28:05.720 magic shit and that

01:28:06.700 fucking these animals 0.99

01:28:07.680 go extinct because of

01:28:08.640 that.

01:28:09.080 Oh, that just reminds me

01:28:10.260 to one of the saddest

01:28:11.200 things that humans do is

01:28:13.000 they fucking defend sharks

01:28:14.840 for a soup like then

01:28:17.260 they will literally just

01:28:18.040 I've never seen that.

01:28:18.920 Dude, are you serious?

01:28:19.820 That's fucking it's

01:28:20.640 dude.

01:28:21.040 They will cut it off at

01:28:22.340 the boat when they catch

01:28:23.640 it and they'll just let it

01:28:24.500 drown.

01:28:25.760 No way.

01:28:26.320 It's fucking horrible.

01:28:27.240 It's I think it's

01:28:28.220 extremely popular in Japan.

01:28:29.740 Yeah.

01:28:30.560 Fuck.

01:28:31.180 It's hard to watch.

01:28:32.120 Actually, humans are

01:28:32.800 pieces of shit.

01:28:33.820 Well, you realize that.

01:28:34.640 But I mean, but think

01:28:35.460 about that.

01:28:35.800 Like go back to raising

01:28:36.660 your kids of culture.

01:28:37.520 That's how you're raising.

01:28:38.180 That's normal.

01:28:38.600 That's how you get your

01:28:39.100 soup.

01:28:39.380 Like, that's what you do.

01:28:40.640 I get it, dude.

01:28:41.460 I mean, like, dude,

01:28:42.080 that's like the hunting

01:28:42.940 thing, right?

01:28:43.560 Like, I understand why

01:28:44.880 people go like deer

01:28:45.740 hunting and eat the deer.

01:28:47.380 I do not agree with nor

01:28:48.780 understand like the trophy

01:28:50.040 hunting of like lions,

01:28:51.800 Africa and animals. 0.54

01:28:53.140 And with deer, you're

01:28:53.800 I don't.

01:28:54.520 That's fucking pointless.

01:28:55.640 That's population control.

01:28:56.940 Maybe.

01:28:57.360 I don't understand the

01:28:58.080 whole thing.

01:28:58.540 Like, I know that it's

01:29:00.160 the biggest conservation

01:29:01.260 and all this shit. 0.66

01:29:02.180 I'm saying from a moral

01:29:03.180 standpoint, if you're just

01:29:05.100 shooting something so that

01:29:06.640 you can put it on your

01:29:07.980 wall, I respect life to a

01:29:10.860 point where I don't think

01:29:11.740 that's a good reason to

01:29:13.300 kill things. 0.68

01:29:14.280 Now, if you're going to

01:29:16.220 shoot a deer and you're

01:29:17.640 going to make fucking

01:29:19.840 meat and you're going to

01:29:20.740 consume it, I understand

01:29:21.920 the whole process.

01:29:22.720 I respect that.

01:29:23.780 I actually think that's

01:29:25.140 pretty cool because there's

01:29:26.080 still people out there that

01:29:26.980 want to live on the land

01:29:28.040 help conserve the animals

01:29:30.320 and what people don't

01:29:31.540 realize is that like all

01:29:32.500 the firearms and the

01:29:33.560 bows and arrows and all

01:29:35.360 these things, they get

01:29:36.060 taxed so that the

01:29:38.220 conservation is taken care

01:29:39.560 of of these animals.

01:29:40.500 So hunters actually pay for

01:29:41.600 the conservation here in

01:29:42.980 America.

01:29:43.720 Now, I respect that.

01:29:45.800 I think that's fucking

01:29:46.580 great.

01:29:47.220 And you know what?

01:29:48.460 It's hell of a lot more

01:29:49.440 humane than a lot of the

01:29:50.460 fucking way that these

01:29:51.380 these animals are

01:29:52.100 processed in farms.

01:29:54.060 So, you know, and I'm not

01:29:55.740 a vegan.

01:29:56.100 I'm not fucking pro vegan

01:29:57.320 or anything like that.

01:29:58.380 I'm just saying like there's

01:30:00.400 a big difference between just

01:30:01.600 killing shit to kill shit and 0.99

01:30:03.560 killing shit, you know,

01:30:05.340 because it's going to

01:30:06.400 provide.

01:30:07.080 Yeah.

01:30:07.220 And not to mention like you

01:30:08.200 when you take deer, for

01:30:10.340 instance, like that's

01:30:11.300 literally done out of

01:30:12.100 population control and it

01:30:13.080 saves lives because that

01:30:14.100 all correct.

01:30:15.040 I mean, you're a hunter,

01:30:15.700 right here?

01:30:16.340 Come over here and get on

01:30:17.060 the mic.

01:30:17.660 So I got my buddy Alex here

01:30:19.180 who is an avid hunter and

01:30:20.340 he's kind of sitting on the

01:30:21.160 side.

01:30:21.660 Part of our security detail.

01:30:23.080 So, I mean, is that all

01:30:25.100 correct?

01:30:25.420 What you said?

01:30:25.960 It's pretty close.

01:30:26.940 Yeah.

01:30:27.080 The way Missouri is actually

01:30:28.260 there's a there's a lot of

01:30:30.000 money that goes into.

01:30:31.540 Do I need to move?

01:30:32.560 No.

01:30:33.180 Okay.

01:30:34.340 So, yeah, that's pretty close.

01:30:35.860 Actually, a lot of money that

01:30:37.300 Missouri brings in goes to the 1.00

01:30:39.380 conservation department to

01:30:41.320 help provide for that in the

01:30:43.200 conservation of animals.

01:30:44.140 What you brought up earlier

01:30:45.100 about that saving lives,

01:30:46.360 that's actually coming from

01:30:47.700 overpopulation issues that

01:30:49.220 you'll find.

01:30:49.700 So, for instance, you

01:30:51.100 bringing up deer earlier.

01:30:52.660 If the deer population gets

01:30:54.420 too big, then they're going

01:30:56.240 to eat food that the rabbits

01:30:57.420 will no longer be able to

01:30:58.480 eat.

01:30:58.840 And now you have an issue

01:30:59.740 with losing the amount of

01:31:01.020 rabbits.

01:31:01.580 So being able to maintain

01:31:04.120 that level at a safe level

01:31:05.680 for everybody is one of the

01:31:06.960 best ways to go.

01:31:07.660 Plus you got more deer

01:31:08.360 jumping across the street and

01:31:09.940 fucking running in the cars.

01:31:11.640 But it comes from hunters.

01:31:13.160 Yes.

01:31:13.620 That's where that whole thing

01:31:14.680 comes from is being able to

01:31:15.880 do that.

01:31:16.420 And that's a big part of

01:31:18.440 being able to maintain that

01:31:19.880 baseline.

01:31:21.080 Well, there you go, man.

01:31:22.160 Thanks, brother.

01:31:23.260 That's I mean, this is a guy

01:31:24.540 who lives this stuff.

01:31:25.400 So while I don't hunt, you

01:31:27.640 know, I'll take some deer

01:31:28.740 saucers, bro.

01:31:29.740 Yeah.

01:31:31.060 I mean, be careful.

01:31:32.360 Last time I put that on my

01:31:33.240 Instagram story, man, we had

01:31:34.340 about 400 pounds show up here

01:31:35.780 to HQ.

01:31:36.320 Oh, yeah.

01:31:36.920 Don't say everybody.

01:31:37.640 Don't say listen, guys, for

01:31:39.720 real.

01:31:40.520 Like, you don't have to send

01:31:41.460 me anything like people say

01:31:42.640 if you want to send something,

01:31:43.700 send a letter or card or

01:31:44.900 something like I get so many

01:31:46.400 like these gifts from

01:31:48.380 people.

01:31:49.100 They want to show

01:31:49.920 appreciation, especially for

01:31:51.480 the MFCEO project.

01:31:53.080 Guys, that's not why I do

01:31:54.440 this, man.

01:31:55.100 Like, if you want to don't

01:31:56.640 spend your money on me, you

01:31:58.160 know, send up if you want to

01:31:59.220 send something, send a letter

01:32:00.200 or card.

01:32:00.820 It's much more meaningful.

01:32:02.040 It's just I just want to say

01:32:03.400 that because we get too much

01:32:05.040 shit here.

01:32:05.580 That's the truth.

01:32:07.880 But yeah, man, that's the

01:32:09.620 show, guys.

01:32:11.160 Look, we talked about a lot of

01:32:12.440 different things.

01:32:13.080 If, you know, you learn

01:32:14.380 something, if you got some

01:32:15.780 laughs out of it, if it was

01:32:16.940 something that made you think

01:32:18.120 maybe a little bit differently

01:32:19.060 you think people could learn

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01:32:22.640 You know, this is something

01:32:23.320 that we do.

01:32:24.380 And there's a point to this

01:32:25.600 show, a bigger picture to this

01:32:27.140 show.

01:32:27.700 And the big picture really,

01:32:29.140 man, is like to help bring

01:32:30.820 some realistic viewpoints and

01:32:33.580 thoughts into the forefront

01:32:35.360 because we live in a society

01:32:36.660 right now that isn't very open

01:32:38.320 to hearing other people's

01:32:39.920 points of view.

01:32:40.580 And it causes a lot of

01:32:41.740 division and a lot of

01:32:42.940 problems for all of us.

01:32:43.880 And I think the world would

01:32:44.520 be a better place if all of

01:32:46.300 us could take a minute to

01:32:48.060 understand where their other

01:32:49.100 side's coming from.

01:32:50.160 So love you guys.

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REAL AF with Andy Frisella - February 26, 2020

6. The Key To Life Boils Down To This Basic Principle

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