REAL AF with Andy Frisella


635. Andy & DJ CTI: Michelle Obama 2024, Fulton County DA Attempts To Quash Subpoena & Hunter Biden's Sugar Brother


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Summary

On this episode of the CTI, the brother and sister duo of the sit down and discuss a variety of topics. The guys talk about the NFL playoffs, the NFL Playoffs, and more!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 what is up guys I've got no voice because I'm sick but this is a CTI so I'm gonna save my voice
00:00:24.960 for the CTI so we're just gonna get right into it uh we got Andy and DJ cruise the internet there
00:00:30.820 we go got my voice all right we're good that's all that's all we need all we need is one of us in
00:00:35.440 operation bro I've been fucking getting my ass beat yeah yeah yeah it's something going around
00:00:41.640 man I don't know what it is I mean I feel like I've been having some like nasal uh leakage yeah
00:00:46.860 you know and uh this isn't nasal stuff though it's like it's like yeah whole body shit like the whole
00:00:54.280 body the whole body especially the wiener that might be something else
00:00:59.040 no man we got CTI man cool brother hey I just want to remind you guys you know we depend on you guys
00:01:07.840 to share the show we get traffic banned throttled um and we don't get the show out there unless you
00:01:14.600 guys share it so uh if you get value out of the show if you think it's something that needs to be
00:01:18.720 heard and shared please share the show don't be a hoe share the show all right yeah man let's get
00:01:25.340 into it I wanted to check in with something here it's a little Saturday CTI this is this is a Saturday
00:01:31.100 our schedule got all kind of wonky this kind of wampus yeah word of the day kind of wampus
00:01:36.720 okay where'd you get that one uh an old friend from a few years ago yeah yeah Keith Emerson good guy
00:01:45.500 Keith Cowboy Keith yeah Cowboy Keith oh he's awesome yeah you know yeah he's the man bro yeah that was
00:01:52.480 his uh that was like his favorite word yeah catawampus yeah that dude's awesome bro yeah
00:01:57.120 when I first met that guy I was very confused black cowboy yeah he's this he's he's this black guy
00:02:05.180 wears a cowboy hat like a duster yeah and he like knows everything about self-defense and guns and
00:02:10.440 fucking everything man bro he's like the uh he's like the black Chuck Norris he's like the black
00:02:15.020 Mr. Miyagi yeah for real man I wouldn't want to fuck with Cowboy Keith and he's like the nicest dude
00:02:21.580 he's super nice that's the thing he's so nice yeah he's just like super deadly yeah anyway Cowboy
00:02:27.100 Keith man all right um don't get catawampus here yeah let's get into it man I wanted to check in
00:02:32.380 with something because I saw something that I think uh is really really powerful but the uh and
00:02:37.800 we got I like to give people flowers when it's due you know I'm saying so let's check in um with the
00:02:43.160 head coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Todd Bowles okay this guy's awesome okay and he's not big on the
00:02:52.440 radar not a lot of people talk about him you know I'm saying but he's he's he's been in the news a
00:02:56.620 little bit right and I got two clips that I think are are fucking amazing um so the first one is um
00:03:02.380 uh this headline reads Bucs Todd Bowles bewildered over weather question as team readies the uh for
00:03:08.140 Lions in Dome Stadium um so this reporter this and you guys will hear her uh the gender of this
00:03:16.780 reporter and I think that makes my might allude to something else did you assume her gender
00:03:20.300 I'm just saying um but let's just watch the clip here's the clip
00:03:24.540 looking forward towards um Detroit um the weather has been a factor in some of the playoff games
00:03:31.120 even for the most prepared teams uh today it's uh 13 in uh Detroit which doesn't compare to some of
00:03:38.040 the temperatures any special plans to acclimate the team to not only uh endure but perform in those
00:03:45.680 temperatures should you face them in Detroit you do know we play indoors right they got a dome
00:03:51.320 I don't um no nothing playing we're we're indoors we only have to be outside for 20 seconds getting
00:04:02.860 off the bus going under the thing so we'll be okay bro she thought she had some bro you know she sat
00:04:11.540 home made this perfect question oh dude that's how I feel on most CTIs that's embarrassing
00:04:18.320 no man one time when I was in second grade dude yeah I had to we got a cursive test now they don't
00:04:27.500 teach kids how to write in cursive anymore I don't think what's that shut the fuck up
00:04:32.220 do do they they don't know they don't right no they don't so they give you this cursive test
00:04:39.160 and like they would have the a and the b and you're supposed to write your best a and b
00:04:43.280 and and I printed my a and my b and the teacher made this big deal about it like she pulled it up
00:04:51.920 and her name was mrs greer and she fucking held it up and she's like she's like in my 40 years of
00:04:58.300 being a teacher I've never seen something so stupid
00:05:01.940 and I I feel like that's how she must have just felt
00:05:08.500 like you know what I'm saying I thought I was doing good he handled it with class man you know
00:05:15.860 I love it um but there's another clip because they uh you know and I don't know and I really
00:05:22.640 don't know why this is right but the NFL with uh with coach Belichick leaving the Patriots right
00:05:28.260 it's like they've been trying to steer up some more race shit um it's kind of what I've been seeing
00:05:34.300 uh like asking the the Patriots head coach about you know the race relations and all of this stuff
00:05:40.040 um and so he got past a question as well no check in no no uh uh uh Todd Bowles here oh okay
00:05:46.500 but how he handled it was absolutely beautiful um and so I got the clip for here um for everybody
00:05:52.080 let's uh watch him listen in uh you you and Mike Tomlin are two of the few black head coaches in
00:05:57.220 the league I wonder what your relationship is like with them and your thoughts on Steve Wilkes
00:06:00.260 joining that bowl I have a very good relationship with Tomlin uh we don't look at what color we are
00:06:07.780 when we coach against each other we just know each other I have a lot of very good white friends
00:06:12.400 that coach in this league as well and I don't think it's a big deal as far as us being coaching
00:06:18.000 against each other I think it's normal Wilkes got an opportunity to do a good job
00:06:21.820 hopefully he does it and we coach ball we don't look at color but you also understand
00:06:26.860 that representation matters too right and that when young aspiring coaches or even football
00:06:31.540 players they see you guys you know they see someone that looks like them they could grow
00:06:35.640 up like them that has to mean something well when you say you see you guys and look like
00:06:40.580 them and grow up like them means that we're eyeballs to begin with and I think the minute you
00:06:45.740 guys start stop making a big deal about it everybody else will as well boom bro instant fan of that guy
00:06:54.420 I fucking love it yeah he's so fucking accurate I love it it was very very simple very eloquently
00:07:01.640 stated it didn't you know he didn't get like dude that that's how you handle that shit it doesn't
00:07:06.360 fucking matter it's always white people saying that shit 100 it's always white people well but
00:07:12.600 don't you think representation matters and I why does it matter it doesn't man why why does it
00:07:24.160 matter bro we're all fucking Americans here we're all regular people like dude if we want racism to
00:07:31.380 go away let's stop talking about race it's irrelevant dude you know what I'm saying anyway I mean bro
00:07:40.700 that's a fucking great answer you could tell he's annoyed like he's he's being classy and he's like
00:07:46.420 being respectful but bro I mean he's like we coach fucking football man like ball but yeah we're out here
00:07:53.620 trying to win like and prepare for that weather inside the dome I mean I think I mean bro I think I think
00:08:07.700 we're getting close to culturally closer than we have been in a long time to how race should be viewed
00:08:16.080 in this country and I think I think it's how it was like 15 years ago yeah we've already we like went
00:08:23.340 past yeah we're too far oh yeah right um that's why I don't fuck with time machines man yeah bro like we
00:08:29.260 it's not a big deal man and like you know
00:08:32.540 what I think I mean we should be able to fuck I don't know I just think it's fucking stupid it is
00:08:41.200 man it is kudos to coach bull over there man way to handle that but uh yeah man let's get into our
00:08:48.740 cruise seatbelts on it's always the same motherfuckers worried about race too bro it's white women
00:08:53.880 it's white fucking women dude did you see will's people bro did you see uh did you see that fucking
00:08:59.800 reel I sent you from will our buddy will yeah so our buddy will bro he's been putting out some
00:09:05.280 great content our buddy will his instagram is will be inspired all right now he's a black man
00:09:13.040 will's white he's a big black man i'm just letting you know but he posted this real
00:09:19.560 massive bro that guy is fucking massive how'd you like to get in a fucking fight with that guy
00:09:24.340 wouldn't me neither i remember the first time i met him you knew him we i met him up there at club
00:09:29.520 fitness uh at the summer smash yeah yeah and i'm like who the fuck is this fucking guy big dude
00:09:36.380 big dude anyway he posts this this he posts some great content amazing content and the it's underrated
00:09:44.200 bro he should have a lot more followers than he has go follow will be inspired but he uh made
00:09:49.480 a post where it showed like this white girl being like dear black men he's like yeah
00:09:57.100 i'm going to protect you and he's like from what yeah like dude it's so fucking good
00:10:07.080 black men what's up know that you are enough who said we weren't know that i will always always
00:10:15.620 always stand by you damn i thought we left this shit in 2023 protect you shield you
00:10:22.000 protect me i'm good know that you are worth it now unfortunately i saw a lot of videos such as this
00:10:29.940 back in 2023 i thought it was a trend or a fad something that would go away but here we are
00:10:35.820 still going strong this is my biggest problem with the oppressed victim mindset what other group
00:10:42.200 race of men do they talk to like this coddling babying just the way she's talking in general
00:10:47.340 and the way that i've seen a lot of these like black men you're worthy black men you're this you're that
00:10:53.700 like we don't already know that and any real man regardless of race don't need women to shield them
00:11:00.300 or protect them from anything that's our job to protect and provide for women now hopefully i won't
00:11:05.800 see any more of these in my feed let's check what's next hey black man i love you damn it
00:11:12.600 logging off it's always white women saying this crazy stupid shit bro yep what is this i don't know
00:11:19.540 man i i mean you're asking me bro that's your people they ain't my people man let's be real i am
00:11:26.040 more black than white that's a fucking fact yeah i don't know man i don't get it i don't get it
00:11:33.940 it's always the women yeah yeah like dude dudes just get along like well we're unemotional about
00:11:43.240 most things no like bro like guys it don't matter if you're black or you're white or you're fucking
00:11:49.080 no one gives a fuck who's got the biggest dick that's all that's pretty much it that's the only
00:11:53.280 thing we really care about yeah man i mean
00:11:57.360 i try to make points and you just fucking fuck them up you know it's true it is what it's true
00:12:06.800 what like that's that's pretty much all we worry about biggest dicks yeah i don't normally think
00:12:12.080 about your dick bro or these guys dicks do you guys think about our dicks metaphorically yeah so
00:12:18.460 it seems like you're the only one thinking about dicks metaphorically is what i was okay like
00:12:22.500 metaphorically you know i'm saying like we're able to communicate telepathically you know i'm saying
00:12:26.900 as men no i take back what i was gonna say i was gonna say guys are normal and we fucking don't give
00:12:33.560 a shit and now i'm learning that this dude thinks about our dicks all the time okay on with the show
00:12:41.860 fuck no but for real dude like no dudes care no dudes don't fucking give a shit bro like it doesn't
00:12:51.600 matter what you look like or where you're from or fucking what race you are no one cares it's always
00:12:57.280 the women women are the ones that care like what the fuck yeah fucking shit up anyway yeah i don't think
00:13:05.900 about your dick man it was a metaphorically you know like we we know who the alpha man is like we
00:13:14.900 we have these telepathic communications you know we've size up each other that happens we size it up
00:13:20.040 each other's pps yeah what's my dick look like dj uh small and red this guy says about every white
00:13:28.020 person he says that every white person has a red rocket it's the truth i mean i i'm i'm sure there's
00:13:35.420 like some guys that are like dogs have a red rocket yeah that's what they look like that's
00:13:40.360 what a white dick looks like yeah a little red rocket all right man all with the show guys remember
00:13:50.980 if you want to see any of these pictures articles links videos go to andy for seller.com you can find
00:13:55.680 them link there uh with that being said let's get into headline number one little andy domus action
00:14:02.080 take a guess michelle obama oh michelle obama could sneak her way into the 2024 presidential race
00:14:12.060 new york post columnist warns now this has been circulating around the internet like wildfire
00:14:18.480 everybody's talking about it but what was that guy's name uh randy consuela yeah we just talked
00:14:24.780 like he said something about it i don't know over a year ago he said a lot of things about it yeah
00:14:31.700 remember they're gonna put michelle obama in they're gonna do the same shit to the black
00:14:36.100 communities they did the last election where they say all this shit and they got michelle
00:14:39.660 obama up there saying it and dude people are gonna fucking buy it my guess is that they'll
00:14:43.900 run michelle obama what qualifies it nothing you know i'm saying like like this she's a black woman
00:14:48.460 and that's it it's gonna be michelle obama yeah 100 i believe that the stage is already being set
00:14:53.600 where's the democratic national convention 2024 chicago who made a post about it being back in their
00:14:58.980 hometown them standing next to each other like with the sunset and like they're already trying
00:15:03.480 to paint the nostalgia of barack when he won in 2008 they are going to try and unify america
00:15:11.200 around michelle obama the exact same way that they did with barack obama i think the media is now done
00:15:17.800 with joe biden they're going to turn full guns on him and not allow him to run again and they're
00:15:21.900 going to put someone in like michelle obama they're going to come in and they're going to say
00:15:25.420 michelle obama is going to unite people we're going to bring people together the same way barack
00:15:29.680 obama said it they're going to try to tell you this story now that dude we're going to heal and
00:15:33.880 we're going to bring together and we're going to find common ground and then they're going to get
00:15:37.060 in and they're going to finish us the fuck off that shit is not going to work again nobody's going to
00:15:40.720 believe it but what they will believe is someone like michelle obama coming in and sending a message
00:15:45.520 of hope change and unity and every one of you should be fucking cognizant of what is about to happen
00:15:51.080 dude for some reason i have this gut feeling that it's not newsome it's michelle obama i believe
00:15:56.980 that barack obama is the person that's calling the shots behind all of these moves he said that
00:16:01.380 before there's clips of him saying i wouldn't want to run again but i wouldn't mind being the guy
00:16:05.280 behind the scenes so i i believe and i think a lot of people believe that he's running shit anyway and
00:16:10.060 what better way to stay in power than putting in michelle obama and then trying to prop her up as
00:16:14.600 like you know the hero for black people and the migrant population and i don't think he's the guy
00:16:18.920 anyway i i think they're going to try to run michelle obama i've always thought that these
00:16:22.460 people can't help themselves about the race thing they're so identity politics driven bringing the
00:16:27.800 black woman yes a million percent well that's why kamala's there prediction number three says
00:16:31.640 president biden withdraws sometime between super tuesday and the november election citing health
00:16:36.940 reasons biden passes the torch to a replacement candidate named by the democratic national committee
00:16:42.380 who's been saying that for years it's going to be michelle obama yeah i mean listen
00:16:46.060 they're they're they're pushing by it now they're gearing it up so let's like i just want to know
00:16:53.580 when you fucks are going to start listening to me like dude i'm not a moron i might be about i might
00:16:59.740 be a moron about some things i'm a little retarded i'm a little bit all right but the truth of the
00:17:04.540 matter is i'm i'm pretty fucking spot on i don't miss they got that don't miss information that's what it
00:17:12.780 is baby that's what it is man let's dive into this i don't get enough credit man i don't get enough
00:17:18.200 credit you motherfuckers you go out here and you see this guy's post and that guy's post and they
00:17:24.100 say this shit and i don't see in any of the comment section hey motherfucker this dude said this way
00:17:30.200 before you where's that shit where's the respect well the truth is those guys are listening to the
00:17:34.880 show too that's how they make the post it's funny because they'll hear me say something two years
00:17:40.660 ago they're like oh bro you're fucking crazy wild and then two years later they're posting it being
00:17:44.960 like oh i told you yeah right right right yeah you fucking told anybody of course um i got receipts
00:17:51.380 bitch all of them that's real man let's dive into this article man so this is a fox news article
00:17:57.680 new york post columnist cindy nobody there's not another single person out here who's been saying
00:18:06.240 that this was going to happen besides me no no we we got the receipts yeah we got the receipts
00:18:13.720 um when i said that when i first started saying that bro half motherfuckers were like bro you're
00:18:20.420 insane there's no way yeah no way well there's the receipts there's like i don't know 10 different
00:18:25.920 fucking videos of me saying it yeah that's not even all of them that's just a few of them no it's
00:18:31.740 it's a real thing man it's it's gonna it's it's gonna happen um let's read this article this is
00:18:37.400 fox news article reading new york post columnist cindy adams warned in a piece published wednesday
00:18:43.460 that americans shouldn't be shocked if michelle obama quote sneaks her way into the 2024 race
00:18:50.360 quote plans are to grab michelle for the democratic presidency choice making the music as barack the
00:18:57.880 orchestra leader adams wrote quote the obamas are now nudging to force slow-mo joe to go drop out
00:19:05.960 it's like who else is there uh adams said president biden won't debate and said the the obama drum beat
00:19:14.160 has gotten quote-unquote louder quote a joe flop out offers probability michelle could wiggle in obama's
00:19:21.980 negotiating to make that happen she added adams cited a recent media appearance by michelle obama
00:19:28.980 the former first lady recently revealed she was quote-unquote terrified uh donald trump might win
00:19:35.140 in 2024 during an interview on jay shetty's uh on purpose podcast quote those are the things that keep
00:19:42.960 me up because you don't have control over them and you wonder where are we in this where are our hearts
00:19:51.620 what's going to happen in this next election obama asked quote i'm terrified about what could
00:19:57.200 possibly happen because our leaders matter who we select who speaks for us who holds that bully pulpit
00:20:03.920 affects us in ways that sometimes i think people take for granted former president barack obama has also
00:20:11.280 voiced concern over biden's poll numbers um the washington post recently reported that president obama
00:20:17.020 has expressed concern over the structure of biden's campaign and became quote animated during a
00:20:24.100 discussion about the election with biden quote obama has raised questions about the structure of
00:20:29.140 president biden's re-election campaign discussing the matter directly with biden and telling the
00:20:35.180 president's aides and allies the campaign needs to be empowered to make decisions without clearing them
00:20:41.640 with the white house the outlet reported andy what do we got on this big mike uh i'm not gonna call
00:20:52.540 her big mike i will i know i know i i i think she's you know i i think i don't know
00:21:01.080 obama had eight years he's had another four years with joe biden and he's gonna try to get another
00:21:09.280 eight years with with michelle obama's wife bro okay and we have to ask ourselves how long are we
00:21:14.420 going to let this crew of people destroy our fucking country it's the same crew like the country is not
00:21:21.380 meant to be run by the same people over and over and over and over again and this goes for uh the
00:21:27.800 clintons this goes for the bushes this goes for the trumps this goes for everybody and i don't even
00:21:34.100 think like it's kind of an insane idea if we're being honest that someone's wife is now qualified
00:21:44.040 because they were a president's wife that would be like saying that would be like saying
00:21:49.440 emily would be qualified to be ceo of first form because i was ceo of first one that's that's not
00:21:57.120 you know what i'm saying that's probably could no she could yeah but just saying that like no that's
00:22:03.100 not that doesn't mean no but that's not a real thing yeah okay that's like it's an absurd thought
00:22:10.520 we're talking about the president of the united states we're not talking about a small business
00:22:14.560 operation right okay and she's not even supposed to be involved in the operations so how would she
00:22:20.660 know what to do anyway well it's not about her knowing what to do they don't they don't care if
00:22:25.620 she knows what to do or not or not because it won't be her pulling the strings no it'll be barack
00:22:30.180 and so dude we've allowed this man to come in and destroy our country re-instigate racial tensions
00:22:40.300 you know before barack obama was president our country didn't have the race issues that we have
00:22:46.540 now he came in and he ran on hope and change and unity and did everything the opposite of that and
00:22:53.280 it's very frustrating now now i will say this i think people understand that we cannot continue
00:23:06.600 to allow the same the same group anymore it's a dynasty bro yeah it's a fucking this country was
00:23:14.040 not made for that it's like a royal family bro at this point in time and i do believe
00:23:21.660 that most people of common sense realize that all these people are sort of like the same
00:23:29.520 little gang right the bidens the obamas the clintons like and they're tired of that
00:23:36.680 whether or not this works or doesn't work i would tend to say it's not going to work because i think
00:23:44.880 people have woken up to what's going on um they're going to try and divide people if she comes in it
00:23:54.860 will be division around race and it will be division around gender okay so if you don't approve of her
00:24:00.800 becoming a presidential candidate for whatever reason it's because you hate black people
00:24:06.120 or you hate women and so they're going to try to divide along the race line and then also the gender
00:24:12.200 line which really kind of makes sense because what they're trying to do is destroy the household
00:24:18.800 family unit and if they can create enough division around gender in the presidential race they can get
00:24:26.420 people to argue within the household so she's actually the perfect candidate to accomplish what
00:24:31.100 it is they actually trying to do but she's going to come out she's going to say hope and unity and
00:24:35.960 change and they're going to try to get everybody to come together and vote for her thinking that it's
00:24:42.620 going to somehow make things better and once they get in like i said in the clips that we just posted
00:24:48.220 they're going to work to finish us off and um it's very scary it's very dangerous i don't think people
00:24:56.520 will fall for it but i'm not sure yeah i think my what do you think my question is like and then this
00:25:02.740 is a rhetorical question but i really want you guys to like ask yourself this question like what
00:25:06.840 are they afraid of that's what i keep going back to why are they so afraid of trump what are they so
00:25:13.100 afraid of what do you mean like because these like that's the best you got is a is a you know a
00:25:19.960 thousand year old man or or this woman with zero credibility with zero like why are they pushing
00:25:28.160 so hard because they're going to with all the race division like you said the gender stuff try to
00:25:32.420 separate us on every single front as possible what are they so afraid of and they tell us it's for to
00:25:39.300 protect the democracy but they know what's going to come bro do we believe that this country should
00:25:47.380 be run by a single family for decades on end no right like when we look at when we look at putin
00:25:57.560 people people say well putin's a fucking crazy dictator blah blah blah because he's been ruling for so long
00:26:04.300 and americans especially leftists hate putin for that but they're perfectly okay with this with joe yes
00:26:14.180 with biden and obama and hillary clinton and michelle obama running shit for you know years and years and
00:26:23.820 years on end and i can tell you this if she gets elected real talk our country will be destroyed
00:26:32.000 completely that that is that is that is 100 certain we will the quote-unquote finish the job slogan that
00:26:41.440 joe biden is running with they will finish the job and we will become a communist country i mean bro
00:26:47.480 i don't know like like i i personally like bro obviously you know i don't have the in on the
00:26:55.100 black community but from what i can observe and i make i make it a point to try and observe black
00:27:00.960 culture for the sake of discussion on the show it seems to me like black culture has caught on to the
00:27:06.820 fact that these people are not for them it seems to me that they've caught on to the fact that obama was
00:27:12.360 never for them and joe biden is not for them and i think they're going to be smart enough to figure out
00:27:16.180 that they're just trying to play like we saw that we saw that one short um in fact let's throw that
00:27:23.320 in the show okay uh where that lady talked about what this is what you get when you vote for someone's
00:27:29.280 color of their skin she was a black woman oh yeah so check this out i got it yeah this is what the
00:27:35.200 fuck happens when you vote for skin tone this is what happens when you vote because you're so damn
00:27:41.480 desperate you want a woman in office the only reason why slow ass joe that got his ass as president
00:27:48.200 is because of that glitch bitch kamala everybody was so desperate to put a black woman which she ain't
00:27:54.460 black as vice president and now the whole country fucked the fuck up the whole country how the hell you
00:28:01.800 bring in all these illegals and don't know where the fuck to put them just for votes because the
00:28:08.880 dad folks voting didn't work we done caught on to that bullshit and now y'all gonna take all them
00:28:14.480 cheering out of school why the fuck did y'all choose chicago so now most of them children are black
00:28:20.880 children gotta sit at home because y'all don't man y'all getting on my motherfucking nerves
00:28:25.520 y'all sit up there doing this shit to mostly minority black children but trump the racist no you
00:28:31.440 motherfuckers are racist i'm getting sick of this shit for real i'm dead ass serious y'all better
00:28:37.180 fix this shit what about the fucking parents all those black people that fun and keep the goddamn
00:28:42.900 school open they sure you gotta sit the fucking at home and they gotta figure out what the fuck to do
00:28:48.600 how the fuck they supposed to work i'm telling you joe and hoe y'all gots to fucking go i'm fixing to
00:28:54.960 march to the fucking united states government i'm for real i'm for real i'm fixing to join motherfucking
00:28:59.380 trump because ain't no way hoe ain't no motherfucking way fix this shit now my motherfucking
00:29:08.080 now i think that's pretty reflective of how people feel right now i think people are tired of being
00:29:16.040 divided around racial lines i think people are tired of being manipulated along race i think people
00:29:22.320 are smarter than you know vote for this person because they have the same skin tone as you i think
00:29:28.800 i think i don't know i think people are smarter um but you know i mean what do you think bro you do
00:29:36.180 you think that the black community is just gonna say okay well we're gonna vote for her because she's
00:29:39.840 black i mean like honestly i think i think by and large the vast majority of black communities in
00:29:49.980 america that they are over it i think there is going to be a stronghold of like the older generation
00:29:55.960 older demographic that we'll still probably vote for um and then of course all of our our lovely white
00:30:01.400 liberal bruncher women will most likely vote for her as well because it'll be like a super pack bro like
00:30:07.400 i see her hillary and fucking kamala all up there dancing together you know i'm saying like trying to
00:30:13.700 force this this unification message you know so but i i think ultimately in the long run it won't work
00:30:21.120 um i'd be interested to see what those polls look like coming out does that make sense about
00:30:26.740 them dividing people along race and gender yeah for sure and then also dividing people
00:30:32.740 along gender inside the household you know what i'm saying yeah like they want to disrupt the wives
00:30:39.660 against the husband that's right yeah and i think if she gets in the race for real which i think she's
00:30:44.620 gonna i think we're gonna see that sort of campaign yeah and then just wait for them to announce the big
00:30:49.060 mike and bring out the trans issue you really think she's trans dude yeah fuck you bro listen
00:30:57.340 i don't think she really is there's not one single black woman that i know that does not have a picture
00:31:01.620 of themselves pregnant where's hers yeah i mean i don't know it's possible i'm just saying listen
00:31:10.840 it's 2024 and you can't judge joan rivers fucking said that she was trans and then she was dead a week
00:31:16.760 later a week later yeah so if i ain't here next week guys big mike got me
00:31:21.920 guys let's head over to cruise comments this is where we uh find one of your comments on the tube
00:31:30.280 and uh bring it in here on this tube and we talk about it cruise comment this uh week's cruise comment
00:31:36.420 comes i can't even pronounce this uh this name um but it'll make sense why i can't uh this comment
00:31:41.460 reads made a youtube account just to post this comment at dinner tonight a man walked up and
00:31:48.020 offered to buy me and my wife's dinner for my bison hat and said quote personal excellence is the
00:31:54.320 ultimate rebellion i told him damn right it is and let him have the hat keep up the good work andy
00:32:00.300 we are out here that's badass that's pretty fucking cool yeah yeah i wear my hat all out
00:32:05.460 all the time yeah that's that's fucking badass nobody comes comes huh nobody comes to me no one
00:32:12.200 buys you dinner no well no that's because racist yeah i'll be at twisted tree oh no no that's
00:32:20.420 fucking cool super cool bro that's cool that's culture man that's culture yep like real recognizes
00:32:25.680 real you know it's gonna get big too man that's fucking awesome we are done with this shit we are
00:32:31.340 done with this shit the people who listen to this show the people who understand what i talk about
00:32:38.440 when i say personal excellence is the ultimate rebellion over the next four years we will change
00:32:44.000 the culture of this country completely i can promise you that there's one thing i know how to do
00:32:49.760 it's how to get a movement going and i can promise you over the next four years people who wear
00:32:55.220 this fucking bison hat people who stand for what we talk about here we will be the people who
00:33:01.520 restore america to where it needs to actually be and it makes me very very proud to hear stories like
00:33:10.000 this already happening uh when we've only had two gear releases yeah you know so wait till this shit
00:33:17.180 really gets out there it's fucking awesome yeah it's fucking super cool yeah guys we appreciate
00:33:21.920 you guys thank you uh for your comments thank you guys for being real ass fans keep it up uh with
00:33:27.780 that being said man let's keep this cruise moving head on over to headline number two
00:33:31.400 headline number two reads uh speaking of black women uh fulton county da fanny willis attempts to
00:33:38.440 squash subpoena related to alleged misconduct um now this one's not really shocking um especially her
00:33:47.680 reason of why she's trying to quash it and uh we'll take a guess here later we'll have a little
00:33:52.140 drum roll here um let's dive into this fox news article reading georgia prosecutor fanny willis
00:33:57.680 is hitting back at allegations that she was engaged in an improper relationship with special prosecutor
00:34:04.140 nathan wade accusing his estranged wife of quote-unquote interfering with her prosecution to former
00:34:10.080 president trump willis has been subpoenaed to give a pretrial deposition in the divorce case of
00:34:16.820 nathan wade and jocelyn wade on january 23rd but in a thursday court filing uh the she argued then she
00:34:26.040 argued the subpoena should be quashed a portion of the filing reads quote defendant jocelyn wade
00:34:32.840 has conspired with interested parties in the criminal election interference case to use the civil
00:34:39.580 discovery process to annoy embarrass and oppress district attorney willis willis's attorney
00:34:46.560 uh sneak axum wrote that the attempt to question willis is quote obstructing and interfering
00:34:53.360 with the ongoing criminal case against crep so what she's saying is what she's saying is that she
00:35:01.600 oh you gotta say like what she said is yeah say like that so what she said is is that good okay
00:35:09.640 that she had an affair with this woman's husband and now this woman is divorcing that person
00:35:18.560 and they are having a divorce case and she is being called in as a witness to this case during the discovery
00:35:27.280 process and finds it annoying embarrassing and oppressive towards her so because so yeah like i might have
00:35:35.540 fucked her like yeah but like you're interfering with this case that's why you're doing it yeah no yeah
00:35:42.460 no bro it goes right along with her with her um you know her refusal to have take any sort of
00:35:51.720 responsibility for her actions when she was giving that big presentation at the church
00:35:56.620 you know like this woman can do no wrong yeah and it's insane it's crazy man um so so the article
00:36:09.420 continues it says andrea hastings a lawyer for jocelyn wade told the associated press they want to help her
00:36:15.760 quote resolve her divorce fairly and privately and that any response to willis's motion will come in a
00:36:22.120 filing with the court trump co-defendant michael roman's lawyer accused willis and wade of engaging
00:36:27.560 in an improper relationship and mishandling public money in a court filing last week roman's lawyer
00:36:33.640 ashley merchant did not provide evidence of the alleged relationship between willis and wade but
00:36:38.920 pointed to proof in wade's divorce case merchant alleges that willis's purported relationship with wade
00:36:46.240 created a conflict of interest and that she benefited financially from the relationship in the form
00:36:52.000 of lavish vacations the two took using funds his law firm received from working the case county
00:36:58.600 records show that wade has been paid nearly 654 000 in legal fees since january 2022 an amount
00:37:08.560 authorized by the district attorney or willis in this case um and remember guys she bypassed all of the
00:37:15.940 regular processes when she assigned this guy as a special prosecutor right all and she paid him
00:37:22.580 more money per hour than any of the other prosecutors and this guy has zero experience in dealing with any
00:37:30.140 type of rico cases at all hmm and getting it on
00:37:37.820 um now willis has neither confirmed nor denied that she was romantically involved with wade
00:37:45.980 and her first comments on the matter earlier this week willis suggested that she and wade
00:37:50.280 are being scrutinized drum roll please because they're black
00:37:56.180 oh man that's great uh quote they only attacked one willis said at the big bethel ame church in atlanta
00:38:08.620 on sunday quote first thing they say oh she's gotta play the race card now but no god uh isn't it them
00:38:16.900 that's playing the race card when they only question one oh this is great this is great
00:38:26.740 it must be nice to do whatever you want to do and then say the only reason you're mad about it is
00:38:33.200 because i'm black yeah you know what i'm saying like claudine gay and harvard you know oh well the
00:38:41.540 only reason that you guys care about me lying about my entire academic record and plagiarizing
00:38:47.180 everything that i've ever done is because i'm black like no it's because you plagiarized everything
00:38:52.160 kim gardner you guys only kicked me out because i'm like no it's because you literally destroyed
00:38:57.560 thousands of lives in this community yeah and let people walk scot-free i don't think this shit's
00:39:03.520 flying anymore dude it's not it has no i don't think people i don't think people are buying this
00:39:07.760 shit anymore at all i don't even think black people are buying it well no because bro like it's it's
00:39:12.580 the constant beat of like i know white people aren't buying it white people used to be silent when
00:39:18.580 they said this shit yeah like when when black people would say oh it's because of fucking racism
00:39:23.580 white people will kind of be like you know they won't say shit now they're like dude fuck off yeah i
00:39:29.140 had it up to here with it yeah hey buddy you look here pal yeah all right you didn't get fired
00:39:35.920 because you're black hey buster i didn't even notice you were black because i don't see color
00:39:40.160 that's right i got you i hope this lady loses a job i hope she goes to fucking jail
00:39:46.620 dude i i'm just so sick of fucking people
00:39:50.800 deflecting accountability for what they do because of their race like shut the fuck up yeah dude shut the
00:40:00.580 fuck up you're either a piece of shit or you aren't you're either a criminal or you aren't you
00:40:08.900 either are or you fucking aren't and you're fucking raced on shit to do with it i'm so sick of hearing
00:40:15.500 this shit i'm so sick when you say oh here's the crime statistics oh you're racist yeah it's fucking
00:40:23.040 math well math is racist yeah well yeah you see what i'm saying it's so like bro i'm just fucking
00:40:31.080 over everybody's over it too everybody's over it because they're recognizing the destruction that
00:40:36.620 is creating in the world and these fucking people who stand up still to this day and say oh you're
00:40:44.000 only making a big deal out of it because i'm black bitch you just fucking paid this dude 700 grand
00:40:50.200 you went on vacations with them he was with a he was married to another woman and now they're
00:40:55.680 getting divorced and you're part of the deal and you're saying it's because you're black right
00:41:00.040 shut the fuck up i love i love that this shit is dying that's what it is yeah i love that the
00:41:07.080 death rattle for like this sort of like racial deflection is happening yeah to where people like
00:41:13.520 you're just like okay you know yeah nope to the gallows this is maggot country you're like jesse
00:41:21.460 smollett you know what i'm saying like all these people like it's fucking white people no motherfucker
00:41:28.120 it's you ain't fucking white people yeah i just saw that one lady they call her the brick lady
00:41:35.080 um down in houston she like tried to say that she got hit in the face with a brick yeah yeah yeah gang
00:41:41.600 attacked her with brick raised 40 something thousand dollars didn't happen and now she's
00:41:45.780 going to jail or like the countless situations where racial slurs have been scrawled on the
00:41:53.880 bathroom walls at schools and then it come to find out this little rhyme around bad it was actually
00:41:59.820 black it was actually black kids doing it well jj bad here's the reality and no one wants to say
00:42:07.000 this and people get pissed off when you say it but criminal element the shitty element of black
00:42:13.520 culture has figured out that they can get away with a lot of shit by just saying it's racism and
00:42:19.000 society is done allowing that excuse and that's a good thing it's a great thing man great thing guys
00:42:25.020 jump down to the comments below let us know what you guys think on this topic with that being said
00:42:29.060 let's move to our next segment um just leaving this here this is where we post it and he can't say
00:42:35.120 nothing about it you just gotta watch it all right uh just leaving this here headline reads watch
00:42:40.920 roots star lavar burton stunned to learn he is descended from a confederate soldier
00:42:49.100 got a little clip for you um imagine if a white guy reacted like this is a tweet from gummy bear
00:42:55.900 um imagine if a white guy reacted like lavar burton does to finding out that his great great
00:43:01.040 grandfather was a white confederate soldier racism is racism folks and black on white racism is off
00:43:07.360 the charts now tell me again how that reparations thing is going to work here's the video from him
00:43:11.660 realizing so again uh lavar burton he's the guy who played kuch kente okay infamous movie roots so this
00:43:18.160 is him learning that his great great grandfather was actually a white confederate soldier wow that's
00:43:24.020 him you are looking at your great great grandfather james henry dixon it's difficult to make out but
00:43:32.240 that's that is your biological great great grandfather now
00:43:37.880 i'd have fought you five minutes ago if you told me that i had a white great great grandfather
00:43:46.800 you do you can fight me but it's the truth and there's nothing you can do about it what
00:43:54.180 kunta kunta got white ancestry that's right what yeah come on now skip you know you took
00:44:03.300 two dna tests the two major commercial dna tests almost never have tested an african-american who was
00:44:10.020 100 sub-saharan african we all have white ancestry but this is close that's right but this is close and
00:44:16.380 by name just leaving that there i didn't think it was that bad no who said they're gonna be bad
00:44:26.780 no i'm just saying like i didn't think he reacted that bad no i mean you know i think the more he's
00:44:33.840 probably reviewing in his brain all the ignorant shit that he said about fucking white people over
00:44:39.160 the course of his life yeah like the guy that was whooping them kutuk kente no bro that was just your
00:44:43.180 great great grandfather oh shit that's great you know it always works out this way right like it
00:44:56.060 always works out this way like people are what they hate you know what i'm saying like they say
00:45:02.620 they hate all this shit and then they find out oh shit bro that's me too that's you you know like
00:45:07.820 that's kind of the way god makes the earth works in mysterious yeah man like you know we're all
00:45:14.700 people listen dude we're all people we're not black we're not white we're not gay we're not straight
00:45:20.960 we're just fucking people man and this this idea that i just don't think there's a lower iq idea
00:45:30.860 than judging someone based upon their race whether that be black people judging white people or white
00:45:38.260 people judging black people and let's be honest it's okay for black people to to hate on white
00:45:43.380 people it's been culturally okay for a long time it's never been okay for white people to hate on black
00:45:48.920 people in my lifetime yeah you know what i'm saying and we have to get to a point where none of it's
00:45:54.500 allowed like it should not be okay for black culture to talk so much shit on white people openly
00:46:03.320 and then act like it's not racism like you know what i mean right there's a double standard there
00:46:10.480 that's that that is very prevalent and every fucking white person out here knows that's true
00:46:16.660 they know it now they might say well we we deserve it or they might say well we were never this or that
00:46:22.440 whatever but they know it's true and it's culturally okay to hate white people to make fun of white
00:46:29.380 people and fucking all this shit which i'm okay with making fun of white people white people are
00:46:33.880 pretty fucking weird kind of funny to make fun but then we should be able to make fun of black people
00:46:38.940 too you know what i'm saying i like kool-aid i do like kool-aid grape but i'm just saying man i do
00:46:47.620 like grape kool-aid it's fucking great yeah but but i also like cream soda so bro you should mix it
00:46:54.400 too yeah a little suicide yeah i'll end up like kunta kinte here we'll call we'll call that the
00:47:01.620 kunta kinte because it's got a little black and a little white you like that one huh good yeah yeah
00:47:11.380 see what you did all right i like that all right not too bad for not too little white guy you know
00:47:17.120 i'm just tired of the shit dude like it's so stupid i love it i love it guys let's keep this
00:47:23.860 cruise moving we got headline number three
00:47:25.820 call it kool-aid we got a little bit of boat i like it create so cream sunday great new drink we just
00:47:35.100 made it up headline number three headline number three reads hunter biden's sugar brother goes
00:47:42.540 scorched earth on comer says he's confident hunter will repay loans
00:47:47.520 let's dive into this hunter biden's lawyer is hitting back at house oversight committee chairman
00:47:55.580 james comer out of kentucky accusing the top republican of misleading about his closed door
00:48:01.900 deposition thursday following the deposition of hunter's lawyer kevin morris which is part of the
00:48:09.000 house republicans sweeping probe into president biden's family and his past foreign business
00:48:14.080 dealings coma released a statement expressing concern about the lawyer's financial support for his own
00:48:20.500 client coma claimed that morris's actions raised ethical concerns noting the millions of dollars the
00:48:28.460 lawyer loaned to hunter quote shortly after meeting hunter biden at a joe biden campaign event in 2019
00:48:36.980 kevin morris began paying hunter biden's tax liability to insulate then presidential candidate
00:48:44.860 joe biden from political liability kevin morris admitted he has quote unquote loaned the president's
00:48:52.800 son at least five million dollars comer said quote these loans don't have to be repaid until after the
00:49:01.360 next presidential election and the loans may ultimately be forgiven uh continues saying uh quote
00:49:09.760 since kevin morris has kept president biden's son financially afloat he's had access to the biden
00:49:16.080 white house and has spoken to president biden he added quote this follows a familiar pattern where
00:49:22.640 hunter biden's associates have access to joe biden himself as we continue more interviews this month
00:49:30.100 and the next we will continue to follow the facts to understand the full scope of president biden
00:49:36.080 and his family's corruption now article continues saying comer also released excerpts
00:49:42.320 from the deposition showing morris was introduced to hunter biden by hollywood producer lynette phillips
00:49:48.140 at a biden campaign event in the winter of 2019 in los angeles california according to comer morris said
00:49:55.460 he began loaning hunter money which doesn't have to be repaid until 2025 and even bought 1.5 million
00:50:03.840 dollars worth of the president's son's artwork to reduce the loan burden however in a statement obtained by
00:50:10.960 fox news digital morris blasted comer alleging that he misconstrued the testimony quote when i first
00:50:17.000 met hunter he was emerging from the lowest point in his life morris said uh quote at that at this time
00:50:23.600 he had no income and his wife melissa was five months pregnant although he was being harassed by
00:50:29.660 paparazzi as well as people coming onto his property and threatening him he had no security protection
00:50:35.260 quote i was concerned that hunter did not have the level of support he needed he continued quote i
00:50:41.340 stepped in and have done so ever since i have worked hard to create a life that has allowed me to help my
00:50:47.480 family and friends when they have needed it and i did so with hunter uh morris added that while he did
00:50:55.060 loan hunter the money uh the two consulted counsel on the transactions and that he is quote confident
00:51:00.680 hunter will repay him in addition morris denied ever believing the president or his administration
00:51:05.820 would give him anything in return for the loans saying his quote only goal was to help a friend
00:51:12.720 uh and that there is no uh prohibition against that um yeah i don't buy it i don't buy it so you mean
00:51:25.380 you meet this guy for the first time and then a few months later you dump five million dollars into
00:51:33.020 him that's super weird and then you say that there's no expectations of anything coming from
00:51:39.320 from the big guy what do they call them have they have there have there been any because i haven't really
00:51:45.760 been following this this line of the story has there been any situation why would what what would this
00:51:51.780 guy be getting out of access to biden who knows who knows yeah i mean there's not a lot about this
00:52:00.000 guy i mean he's he's a high level attorney i know he did a couple of big cases in california and stuff
00:52:04.500 you know but like i mean who knows what if he's just the middleman piece that's coming like what if
00:52:10.000 what if he's getting paid from china like i mean who knows like nobody's started to really dig in on
00:52:14.820 this guy but the end of the day no i don't know one fucking person that will meet somebody after a few
00:52:19.820 months and dump five million dollars into him no that's not real it's not even real for super
00:52:24.560 wealthy people like i don't give a fuck who it doesn't make sense it's not a real thing and then
00:52:29.240 on top of that you give him another 1.5 in cash to buy his artwork even though he's never been an
00:52:35.520 artist to lower that i think the question would be if we are trying to consider what's going on here
00:52:42.180 we would have to fill in the gap between what would this guy be getting from his relationship with
00:52:47.580 joe biden has there been any indication on that side of it i don't think we've gotten there yet
00:52:52.080 yeah i don't think we've gotten there yet i mean like it doesn't make sense man yeah it's super weird
00:52:58.900 dude um this is the guy that was like uh laughing smoking that bong on his balcony remember uh yeah
00:53:08.860 this was like a couple of months ago or something paparazzi caught hunter going into his house and
00:53:13.780 this guy's just on his fucking balcony ripping the bong or fuck dude who cares no i'm just saying
00:53:18.440 like i mean it's just i fucking i hit a ball all the time that's my preferred way to smoke yeah i
00:53:23.800 don't give a fuck yeah and i don't care if anybody fucking doesn't like it either i mean he just seems
00:53:28.740 like i like we like to smoke it out of a bong yeah that doesn't mean i'm a fucking fucking weirdo
00:53:33.740 yeah just don't do crack yeah that's right i will never let you do that but my point is
00:53:37.680 is that like you know there's there's there's definitely something weird about some dude stepping
00:53:46.380 in and saying hey i'm gonna pay your tax liability um
00:53:51.100 and then ultimately maybe forgive the loan i mean the loans and i don't want nothing the loan's
00:53:58.100 clearly going to be forgiven otherwise it wouldn't even said that and i don't want nothing yeah
00:54:02.320 there's obviously this well this guy must just be a really good dude no he's just a great yeah
00:54:07.940 that's what it is yeah he's just a great you know cocaine blowing we're over you know what i'm smoking
00:54:13.320 shame on us man yeah we should be we're over here assuming that there's got to be some ulterior motive
00:54:20.240 that's see we're the problem with the world we're over here assuming that there has to be
00:54:27.600 some sort of ulterior motive when in reality this guy's just an amazing human being
00:54:33.720 looking out for this guy who was in an unfortunate situation we're assholes yeah andy listen i think
00:54:41.220 especially me we should be more like him i think so you can send the wire oh i thought you were
00:54:47.620 gonna send me a wire
00:54:48.440 i mean that's got to be the logical conclusion that's what the logical conclusion is that we're
00:54:56.720 just assholes and these guys are just this is how we're supposed to treat people is give them
00:55:03.120 five million dollars yeah no questions asked that's how it should be yeah man hey look dude i will say
00:55:09.520 this you know when you have when you're when you have successful friends who have means there's
00:55:18.020 obviously times where those friends might step in and help you yeah um but for someone who just met
00:55:26.340 this dude yeah right right like right i could see this in a different scenario like let's say they
00:55:31.740 were lifelong buddies and you know the the guy calls him up and says hey man uh i'm in a pinch here
00:55:38.780 can you help me out yeah uh and this is what i'll do for you on the back end right like that's a
00:55:43.800 normal that's a normal friend type situation um i've done that for friends i've had friends do that
00:55:52.380 for me okay but to just show up out of nowhere and fucking fork out millions of dollars to fucking
00:56:02.300 you know protect this dude out of nowhere like that's i don't know there's something weird going on
00:56:07.180 and also did you notice like when they sat down for that congressional whatever it was last week
00:56:14.180 how this guy and hunter were like legitimately laughing when they got up and walked out of the
00:56:20.060 room they know something we don't know bro they know something we don't know yeah it's just
00:56:26.020 interesting man like i said and like my issue is mainstream media this is the stuff like mainstream
00:56:31.540 if you guys heard this dialogue and you're like okay yeah bare minimum it needs to be looked into
00:56:37.340 right like that's a very reasonable common sense response mainstream media they will tell you there's
00:56:44.140 nothing wrong here at all and these guys are just perfect people but like that does not make sense
00:56:48.800 it's something's not adding up and so at the end of the day let's just clear the air put it on the
00:56:53.140 table what the fuck is going on give us the confidence that that okay these guys are just good dudes
00:56:58.320 you know i'm saying give us the confidence that nothing happened what's all the well i mean they're
00:57:03.060 not legally obligated to tell us why he's doing that we're maybe we're well i'm just saying like
00:57:10.420 you don't have to tell like if someone were to come loan me money they don't have to tell the world why
00:57:17.300 they fucking loaned it to me yeah for sure but if your dad's the president and then there's you know
00:57:22.400 alleged misconduct here about access to this guy who had like that's where it gets fishy like you're
00:57:28.020 no different scrutiny in that office bro yeah but they're not they're not accepting that as reality
00:57:33.320 they're they're pretending the liberal the left liberal mindset around hunter biden is not what
00:57:42.480 you just said yeah it's joe biden has a fucked up son that he loves very much who's you know yes he's
00:57:50.680 got all these problems and yes he's a liability to joe and they forgive him for that you know and
00:57:57.820 joe biden said you know he's never had anything to do with his son's business right so they leave it at
00:58:01.620 that but that well and that's a lie too that's come out over and over again those are lies yeah so
00:58:08.100 you know i mean dude look eventually this is going to come out these people are they're losing
00:58:15.740 they're losing social momentum they're losing control of information they're getting more and
00:58:22.280 more and more heat as time goes by and eventually this is going to come out we're going to find out
00:58:27.340 what the deal is here so like you know it's just going to take some time that's that's reality and
00:58:31.160 we can speculate all we want we can say all we want we can guess all we want but at the end of the
00:58:36.240 day we all know that it's not just because this dude's a fucking good dude yeah like we all know
00:58:41.160 that ain't gonna be the reason right so we're just gonna have to wait and see and we'll figure
00:58:45.560 out what the deal is guys jump in on this conversation down in the comments let us know
00:58:49.020 what you guys think yeah maybe you guys fucking have some ideas let us know yeah with that being
00:58:53.200 said though that was our final headline it's time as always thumbs up or dumb as fuck this is where
00:58:59.460 we bring a headline in we talk about it i get one of those two options um i know andy likes dogs
00:59:04.840 i do so that's what this one's about all right uh this headline reads rare footage shows
00:59:11.080 south carolina man wrestling a coyote after it tried to attack his beloved chihuahua roxy
00:59:17.340 do you think he gave him like oh he shot and killed him he did oh he killed the coyote big black man
00:59:27.740 yeah oh okay why'd he wrestle him if he just shot him well he wrestled him let's just dive into it
00:59:32.760 yeah so so this is the moment a south carolina man grabbed a coyote by its tail and dumped it in
00:59:39.520 the trash after the wild animal tried to attack his adored chihuahua timothy snipe dressed in a
00:59:46.060 bright red robe and slippers was taking his pint-sized pet roxy out for a morning bathroom
00:59:52.560 run in his mount pleasant yard on january 12th when disaster struck an aggressive coyote approached
00:59:58.540 snipe's yard from a wooded area behind the house and set out to terrorize little roxy inside revealed
01:00:05.000 quote she started looking that way and i still couldn't see anything and then boom a coyote
01:00:10.120 jumped out of the brush over there and she took off snipe said a very bold and seemingly unafraid
01:00:15.300 roxy did not flee but instead darted around the wolf-like beast while snipe frantically tried to
01:00:21.500 intervene in the attack here's the video
01:00:23.420 that's a coyote yeah they're not too big
01:00:37.040 i love this guy's out here in his slippers in his red robe he's just a big ass dude
01:00:43.860 he does not have a gun on him
01:00:55.680 no not right now okay
01:01:00.080 i was gonna say he pulls a gun out of that fucking robe
01:01:04.420 he's the fucking man i'll take my shit out i know you do yeah you're fucking paranoid yeah i am
01:01:10.060 um but yeah so so story says snipe heroically though i do i walk around my property with my
01:01:15.940 fucking shit on i take my robe out bro when i walk back and forth from the house to the garage
01:01:19.740 i'm always fucking stay strapped get clapped baby i've had too much weird shit happen to me
01:01:24.860 bro can't take those chances yeah um but snipe heroically managed to grab the coyote by its neck
01:01:30.540 and then clutched it by the tail as he marched over to the dumpster with roxy following closely behind
01:01:35.220 snipe revealed that the rabbit animal bit his leg during the chaos
01:01:39.280 um after the unbelievable rescue snipe dropped the animal in a bright blue dumpster sitting in the yard
01:01:44.960 um the coyote didn't give up and tried to force the lid of the trash can bin open
01:01:49.500 while snipe fielded its attempts
01:01:52.220 uh snipe shot the coyote and then took it to the south carolina department of health and environmental control
01:01:58.020 the coyote was tested for rabies which results coming back positive a day later
01:02:03.240 uh snipe received several rabies shots to prevent infection in the aftermath of the situation
01:02:08.280 um it's not the first time pool or roxy tried to get hit man um he uh it says snipe had previously
01:02:16.400 purchased a bright pink vest with huge metal spikes for the beloved chihuahua to wear quote
01:02:22.700 we originally got it for the birds the hawks the birds used to try to land on her snipe said
01:02:28.540 even if another dog or coyote comes and tries to bite it they bite the spike
01:02:33.280 uh the actual material is coyote proof they can't bite through it and uh there's a little roxy
01:02:38.460 go back to the beginning of this video again i gotta see this again
01:02:44.380 uh-huh
01:02:44.900 hmm i feel like i've heard this before
01:02:52.340 like play that part again i want to hear him i feel like i've heard this
01:02:57.640 oh you motherfucker you better not
01:03:01.280 oh you better fucking not
01:03:04.240 that sounds very similar sounds like this
01:03:07.940 oh shit
01:03:11.380 yes put that fucking video in there
01:03:17.920 motherfucker oh man you guys went to the same fucking school
01:03:22.500 hey man listen it's it that's just hey that's it's embedded in us that's how we uh
01:03:27.920 you know that's just a natural you guys hit the same pitch and and
01:03:31.840 dude i'm the same man that bird tried to get me bro
01:03:35.040 bro i fucking saw that dude that is so fucking funny
01:03:38.840 hold on i'll pull it up here hold on
01:03:40.340 yeah we gotta make a little remix here we gotta hear this guy and then dj
01:03:46.600 and then hear this guy we gotta make a tune
01:03:48.240 you know what we need to have joe do us a little mix-up
01:03:52.080 you know what i'm saying
01:03:53.280 bro you guys are fucking cousins
01:04:15.260 dude that is fucking hilarious
01:04:22.860 bro that's you
01:04:28.560 it does sound familiar
01:04:29.660 yeah it does sound right
01:04:30.960 you know i was about to i was about to do this
01:04:36.180 i was about to do this thing man i'm like listen man because he seems like a pretty
01:04:39.300 you know hood guy you know very man a man's man and i'm like you can't have a little chihuahua
01:04:45.600 and then you sound like that but then you you fucking drop that clip so i mean
01:04:48.920 come on man
01:04:50.720 well
01:04:53.820 that's up you know rabies shots are kind of a big deal
01:04:57.820 oh yeah yeah you don't have that much time bro that should have killed you
01:05:00.600 that sucks he uh had to go do that
01:05:02.140 yeah hope everything's good man
01:05:04.160 yeah that was pretty good though
01:05:05.440 it's always these big ass dudes with these little bitty dogs man i can't get that i can't
01:05:09.820 i've never been like a little dog guy
01:05:12.180 our dogs that we have now the english bulldogs
01:05:15.200 it's like the smallest you can that's the smallest i've ever had
01:05:17.500 respectably yeah we always had like uh growing up we had rottweilers and dobermans and german shepherds
01:05:24.160 and shit like big working dogs
01:05:25.760 yep
01:05:26.080 my my dogs uh as i was an adult my first dogs were american bulldogs which i loved
01:05:32.880 and then we got these english bulldogs bro dude i gotta be real they're cool
01:05:37.180 i fucking love those little motherfuckers
01:05:39.260 like they're so sweet and they're so good
01:05:41.940 you gonna fight a coyote for
01:05:43.000 bro they they aren't worth a fuck okay
01:05:45.840 they won't they couldn't
01:05:47.420 they could if somebody broke in the house they're gonna try to take them over to the biscuits
01:05:51.200 right right right stop here first
01:05:52.900 yes
01:05:53.300 but like whereas like oscar and ellie like my american bulldogs like if someone came in my yard bro ellie will
01:06:00.320 kill you it was on i was on the popping and uh
01:06:03.320 but man i get it dude like some of those little dogs they're just
01:06:07.540 they're they're just special let's be true man
01:06:09.940 chihuahuas are assholes to you
01:06:11.620 yeah but i've had i've met a couple that i like like
01:06:14.240 yeah fucking yeah uh
01:06:15.900 gus
01:06:17.000 who has a chihuahua here
01:06:18.980 sal had one
01:06:19.760 gus
01:06:20.440 oh yeah a little gus
01:06:21.460 yeah
01:06:21.760 gus was cool
01:06:22.720 gus was cool
01:06:23.300 yeah
01:06:23.780 but he couldn't see shit like he was just
01:06:25.800 oh he bit everybody too
01:06:27.020 that's what i'm saying
01:06:27.600 yeah he was kind of an asshole
01:06:28.820 a little asshole man
01:06:29.780 i liked him though
01:06:30.520 he tried to attack me when i first came around
01:06:32.200 bro we had
01:06:32.920 we we fucking
01:06:34.680 and i know why
01:06:35.720 he was
01:06:36.260 we were over at the old hq
01:06:39.420 and he fucking
01:06:41.340 he like
01:06:42.400 bit me
01:06:43.500 and i like
01:06:44.540 went like that
01:06:45.620 like as a reaction
01:06:46.720 and he like fell over
01:06:47.920 yeah
01:06:48.960 so like
01:06:49.700 like i reached down
01:06:51.120 he fucking bit me
01:06:52.180 and i went like this
01:06:53.520 and he like
01:06:54.520 flipped over on his side
01:06:56.540 and like laid there
01:06:57.560 and was like
01:06:57.900 and like tried to play victim
01:06:59.880 i'm like
01:07:00.500 motherfucker you just bit me
01:07:01.740 society bro
01:07:03.420 yeah
01:07:03.740 yes
01:07:04.500 i'm like
01:07:06.820 you just bit me dude
01:07:07.860 and he gets up
01:07:09.040 and he's like
01:07:09.600 yeah
01:07:10.640 that dude always bit vaughn
01:07:13.120 he fucking bit
01:07:13.880 oh fuck yeah
01:07:14.740 he bit vaughn
01:07:15.900 vaughn
01:07:16.340 at the old hq
01:07:18.060 chris had sodas
01:07:19.340 chris had diet sodas
01:07:21.140 in his office
01:07:21.880 he had like
01:07:22.240 that little fridge
01:07:23.200 you remember
01:07:23.680 yeah
01:07:24.060 vaughn wouldn't go in there
01:07:26.200 and get one
01:07:26.680 because gus would bite him
01:07:27.880 gus is a good dog bro
01:07:30.920 i love gus
01:07:31.460 that's great
01:07:31.680 yeah
01:07:32.280 that's cool man
01:07:33.240 so what do we give it roxy
01:07:34.500 it was thumbs up man
01:07:35.400 thumbs up
01:07:36.040 thumbs up
01:07:36.440 everybody's good
01:07:37.260 yeah
01:07:37.820 all right
01:07:39.340 i like it man
01:07:40.360 well guys
01:07:41.000 andy
01:07:41.640 that is all i have
01:07:42.660 all right guys
01:07:43.620 you know the deal
01:07:44.580 don't be a hoe
01:07:45.280 share the show
01:07:46.100 went from sleeping
01:07:47.940 on the floor
01:07:48.800 now my jewelry box froze
01:07:50.480 fuck a pole
01:07:51.300 fuck a stove
01:07:52.120 counted millions
01:07:53.000 in the cold
01:07:53.800 bad bitch
01:07:54.680 booted swole
01:07:55.500 got her on bankroll
01:07:57.120 can't fold
01:07:58.000 that's a no
01:07:58.780 headshot
01:07:59.620 case closed
01:08:00.520 close
01:08:01.120 close
01:08:01.720 close
01:08:02.320 Thank you.