REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 690. Andy & DJ CTI： Israel Strikes Back At Iran, Jury Selection Complete Of Trump Hush Money Trial & Biden Admin Leaves Hundreds Of U.S. Troops 'Hostage' In Niger

00:00:00.000 What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realist's sake about it

00:00:20.640 lies to fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality.

00:00:25.600 Guys, today we have a special Saturday, Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet.

00:00:33.380 That's what we're going to do.

00:00:34.160 We had to do it on Saturday, man.

00:00:35.600 We only got one in this week.

00:00:37.140 We had to get two.

00:00:38.420 We know you guys love it.

00:00:39.760 It's your favorite episode.

00:00:41.160 We're extra handsome.

00:00:42.140 You want to see us, hear us, give us hugs and stuff through the phone.

00:00:46.120 You know, it's all good.

00:00:47.940 What's up dude?

00:00:48.600 I'm actually not a big hugger like that though, man.

00:00:50.800 I'm going to be honest.

00:00:51.520 Really?

00:00:51.700 Yeah.

00:00:52.220 Like, I mean, I will, but like, let me initiate it.

00:00:56.080 Let you initiate the hugs?

00:00:57.400 Yeah.

00:00:57.560 Like, don't initiate a hug on me.

00:00:58.920 Yeah.

00:00:59.420 Let me do it.

00:01:00.140 You know what I'm saying?

00:01:00.640 Does that make sense?

00:01:01.660 Is that weird?

00:01:03.040 I don't know.

00:01:04.360 I mean.

00:01:05.320 Is that weird?

00:01:05.760 People's got their own preferences about how, I don't like people touching me at all.

00:01:09.400 That's what I'm saying.

00:01:10.060 Like, I mean, you know, I'm just like.

00:01:11.420 I like it.

00:01:11.820 Like, if I want to be touched, I will initiate the touching.

00:01:14.660 Yeah.

00:01:15.580 I kind of get that.

00:01:16.840 Yeah.

00:01:17.120 I mean, it's normal.

00:01:18.240 Yeah.

00:01:18.400 You know what I don't like, dude?

00:01:19.600 Is that when people, here's what I really fucking don't like.

00:01:21.740 Oh, let's do this.

00:01:22.640 Yeah.

00:01:22.940 Pet peeves.

00:01:23.480 Let's get it up.

00:01:24.360 When people grab me from behind.

00:01:26.200 Oh, yeah.

00:01:27.080 You know?

00:01:27.500 Because, like, getting stabbed from behind like that.

00:01:30.380 And then, like, when people grab my shoulder or they're like, I'm walking and they're like,

00:01:33.960 hey, bro, don't do that.

00:01:35.540 Yeah.

00:01:36.040 You know what I don't like?

00:01:37.100 Remember that time that fucking happened to me?

00:01:38.800 I'm not going to say who it was.

00:01:40.060 And I almost fucking killed him.

00:01:41.340 Yeah, I remember that.

00:01:42.160 Yeah.

00:01:42.460 Yeah, I do.

00:01:43.160 I do remember that.

00:01:43.900 I'm not going to say who it was because it was a public figure.

00:01:46.220 But I do remember that.

00:01:47.780 Yeah.

00:01:47.980 You know what else really grinds my gears?

00:01:50.520 It's people that don't know when to let go of a handshake.

00:01:54.540 Oh, man.

00:01:55.620 Like, they keep going?

00:01:56.480 Bro, like, they won't let go.

00:01:57.880 Yeah.

00:01:58.200 They will not let go, bro.

00:01:59.360 I cannot stand it.

00:02:00.420 Like, I feel like there's-

00:02:01.300 It gets awkward.

00:02:02.020 There's like a-

00:02:02.620 Dude.

00:02:02.880 There's like a-

00:02:03.860 Three seconds.

00:02:04.800 No, I don't know how long it is, but there's like a clear delineated moment where it gets

00:02:10.040 weird as fuck.

00:02:11.220 You know what I'm saying?

00:02:12.320 Like, it goes from normal, and then all of a sudden, it's weird.

00:02:15.500 They just won't let go.

00:02:16.320 Yeah.

00:02:16.740 Like, let me go, man.

00:02:17.700 Yeah.

00:02:17.960 And then what happens is you look in their eyes, and you're like, oh, this is a little

00:02:21.340 gay. 0.93

00:02:22.060 Yeah, we just made eye contact.

00:02:23.860 It's like, fuck.

00:02:24.500 I don't know about this.

00:02:25.820 You know?

00:02:26.400 It's a weird thing.

00:02:27.420 Three seconds.

00:02:28.060 Yeah.

00:02:28.660 Three seconds.

00:02:29.300 Yeah.

00:02:29.600 That's all you get.

00:02:30.360 Yeah.

00:02:30.660 And let me go.

00:02:31.560 Yeah.

00:02:31.900 I can agree with that one.

00:02:33.340 That's a weird one.

00:02:34.280 Yeah, man.

00:02:35.180 What's going on with you?

00:02:36.120 Everything good?

00:02:36.960 Yeah, just doing the thing, man.

00:02:39.400 Yeah.

00:02:40.000 Just doing the thing.

00:02:41.480 We had a tornado come through yesterday.

00:02:43.460 We did.

00:02:43.680 We did have a little tornado, bro.

00:02:45.680 That was crazy.

00:02:46.320 Shit was wild.

00:02:47.060 Yeah.

00:02:47.460 It was quick.

00:02:48.700 I mean, but that shit was wild.

00:02:50.480 Yeah.

00:02:50.820 That was, I mean, we see a lot of weather here.

00:02:54.200 That was pretty serious weather.

00:02:55.500 Oh, yeah.

00:02:55.980 And I don't know about it.

00:02:56.820 And like, I mean, it just came so quick.

00:02:59.320 Because like, I mean, I remember like, I was watching.

00:03:00.980 That's what she said.

00:03:01.400 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:01.860 I mean, it's typical.

00:03:03.080 But I was watching the radar and shit, man.

00:03:06.140 I'm like, oh, like, this thing's like here.

00:03:09.620 It's here.

00:03:10.440 Yeah.

00:03:10.680 And then it's gone.

00:03:11.480 I'm like, all right.

00:03:12.340 Yeah.

00:03:12.540 It came through quick.

00:03:13.800 Yeah, it did.

00:03:14.680 Yeah.

00:03:15.920 Sweet, man.

00:03:16.820 Well, so we decided to do CTI this week for Saturday.

00:03:20.700 Because real talk, there's a lot of shit going on.

00:03:25.520 You know, we realized that we didn't get two in this week.

00:03:28.040 I like to get two in a week.

00:03:30.800 We might be moving that up.

00:03:32.700 You know, maybe making some changes in the rotation.

00:03:34.580 I know everybody likes the Q&A F and all that.

00:03:37.340 But, you know, I think CTI is going to get a little bit more love than the other shows.

00:03:43.960 Yeah.

00:03:44.280 Moving forward.

00:03:45.020 Let us know what you guys think.

00:03:46.100 Let us know down in the comments.

00:03:47.220 Yeah.

00:03:47.580 Yeah.

00:03:48.600 All right, man.

00:03:49.320 Sweet.

00:03:49.620 You want to do it?

00:03:50.600 Yeah, let's do some cruising.

00:03:51.820 Yeah, let's do it.

00:03:52.420 Yeah.

00:03:52.560 Don't forget, we got a fee for the show.

00:03:55.620 All right?

00:03:56.140 The fee doesn't mean send us money, although we'll take it.

00:03:58.540 But what it really means is support the show, man.

00:04:01.360 We're constantly dealing with all these issues on the internet where they don't want us to

00:04:05.000 be seen and heard and, you know, all the little tips and tricks they do to suppress what's

00:04:10.940 going on.

00:04:11.580 And, you know, if you want the message to be heard, you guys are going to have to share

00:04:15.020 it.

00:04:15.260 So when we say pay the fee, that's what that means.

00:04:17.040 You know, we don't run ads on the show.

00:04:18.720 I don't talk about all this shit that I don't use.

00:04:22.220 I appreciate that you support our companies, but share the show.

00:04:26.940 You know what I'm saying?

00:04:27.760 Get the word out.

00:04:28.880 Don't be a hoe. 1.00

00:04:29.560 Share the show.

00:04:30.800 Let's get into it, man.

00:04:32.160 I thought it'd be cool to bring back one of our segments, because we haven't done it in

00:04:37.100 a minute.

00:04:38.040 Dumbass of the day.

00:04:39.540 Dumbass of the day.

00:04:40.780 Dumbass of the day.

00:04:41.700 Let's do it.

00:04:42.760 This one should come at no surprise.

00:04:46.260 Hold on.

00:04:47.600 Kamala Harris.

00:04:48.940 Close.

00:04:49.940 Joe Biden.

00:04:50.480 Yes.

00:04:50.900 All right.

00:04:51.360 Yes, Joe Biden.

00:04:52.260 Joe Biden.

00:04:54.080 Which, I mean, listen, like he might get the yearly award for this.

00:04:57.300 Like, we probably should do Grammys or some shit.

00:04:58.960 Well, it's almost like it's almost like it's so obvious.

00:05:03.900 You know what I mean?

00:05:06.440 Like, it's almost not fair.

00:05:08.100 It's not fair.

00:05:09.080 I mean, like, listen, it's not right.

00:05:11.300 We're picking on an evil tyrant who's just, you know, getting in his old, you know, centuries

00:05:17.260 of years.

00:05:17.600 Yeah, but I like picking on him, so let's do it.

00:05:19.200 Let's do it.

00:05:19.820 Yeah.

00:05:20.700 Biden.

00:05:21.180 Dumbass of the day.

00:05:22.320 Headline reads, Biden says a child gave him the middle finger.

00:05:25.300 It happens all the time.

00:05:26.500 Well, if you stop fucking sniffing him, bro, they probably stop that shit.

00:05:34.300 He can't help that, though.

00:05:35.360 You start doing weird shit, like walking off the stage and trying to sniff all these little 1.00

00:05:40.000 kids, and you're a weird motherfucker, bro. 0.99

00:05:42.200 I don't know if you noticed.

00:05:43.560 Like, you ever watched yourself on TV?

00:05:45.440 I don't think they let him.

00:05:46.500 Bro, you wander off the stage to go find, like, 10-year-old kids, and then they look at

00:05:50.820 you like you're a creepy old man, because you are. 0.98

00:05:54.000 He sniffs out the Gerber fucking baby food, bro.

00:05:57.260 It's fucking weird.

00:05:58.720 But yeah, 81 million votes.

00:06:00.940 Joe Biden, this week, said a child gave him the middle finger.

00:06:03.980 Quote, it happens all the time.

00:06:05.800 Here's the clip.

00:06:06.180 Yeah, his little maggot childs.

00:06:08.820 Here's the clip.

00:06:10.280 You never thought I'd see a sign when I'm going through a neighborhood or a rural town in the

00:06:19.580 West or Senate and see big signs that have a Trump sign in the middle that says F Biden

00:06:25.020 and having a little kid standing with his middle finger, seven years old, eight years

00:06:30.620 old.

00:06:31.440 Well, I promise it happens all the time.

00:06:38.900 Yeah, but you know what?

00:06:40.360 It's wrong for them to give the finger, but let them cut off their dicks. 1.00

00:06:44.180 Yeah, that's fine.

00:06:44.940 Yeah, that's completely fine.

00:06:45.840 Now, the funny thing about this, though, is that it just happens all the time.

00:06:49.660 Well, maybe it's you, man.

00:06:52.180 Maybe it's you.

00:06:53.420 You know, if something continues to happen over and over again, sometimes we've got to

00:06:56.940 say, hey, maybe it's me.

00:06:58.820 Maybe it is.

00:06:59.480 I'm the problem.

00:07:00.500 Yeah.

00:07:01.420 The funny thing about this, though, man, is that I think just the day before this, or

00:07:07.080 maybe even, no, I think it was actually earlier that day, because this was in Scranton,

00:07:12.300 Pennsylvania, but earlier that day, he was asked a very interesting question, and let's

00:07:16.860 see his response.

00:07:17.860 So this, this clip is before the middle finger situation, and just listen to this.

00:07:23.960 When you drive around the area, you see a lot of Trump signs, not very many Biden signs.

00:07:28.820 Do you feel like you're in trouble here?

00:07:30.400 Well, you haven't been driving the right places, pal.

00:07:32.300 So he says that, but then he says he sees this shit everywhere.

00:07:40.040 Well, that's because he's a compulsive liar.

00:07:42.380 Maybe they had to remind him.

00:07:43.820 Bro, he lies about everything.

00:07:45.440 These people have no problem lying about fucking anything. 0.54

00:07:49.620 They don't care.

00:07:50.460 They don't care if you believe them.

00:07:52.000 I don't know if you guys have figured this out, but you guys are all on the internet saying,

00:07:55.720 oh, I can't believe this.

00:07:57.140 Because how long are you going to continue to say, I can't believe this, or they think

00:08:02.260 we're stupid, or they think we're, you know, not smart enough to know what's going on.

00:08:07.560 You aren't smart enough to know what's going on.

00:08:10.280 Because they don't, you haven't picked up on the fact that they don't give a fuck if you

00:08:14.920 notice what they're doing.

00:08:16.860 Yeah.

00:08:18.380 You know, so yeah, you're not, you're, why do you continue to be surprised?

00:08:22.580 Why are you continuing to be like, oh, I can't believe they're doing this.

00:08:26.280 Believe it.

00:08:27.120 When he's up there talking about the economy saying, oh, the Bidenomics is work.

00:08:32.940 It is working because they're all getting filthy fucking rich and you're getting poor.

00:08:38.380 It is working.

00:08:39.460 It's working perfectly for them.

00:08:41.000 That's what you're not understanding.

00:08:42.780 You're not understanding that they are not serving our interests at all.

00:08:46.800 They could care less.

00:08:48.300 They don't care if you know that they're lying.

00:08:50.820 They don't care if you lose your house or lose your money or lose your career.

00:08:55.420 They don't care.

00:08:56.760 All they care about is making sure that enough people vote for them, that they can cover the

00:09:01.880 gap that is between the people that run against them and them in the way that they fudge the

00:09:09.040 election so they can continue to steal your money and continue to enrich themselves.

00:09:14.460 That's what they fucking worried about.

00:09:15.720 And you guys think, oh, you guys just make a fatal mistake thinking they represent you.

00:09:20.980 They don't represent you at all.

00:09:22.380 There's nothing about them that represents you.

00:09:24.380 And that doesn't matter if you're Republican or Democrat.

00:09:26.980 No.

00:09:27.340 Black, white, gay, straight.

00:09:28.460 It doesn't matter.

00:09:29.600 They don't care about you.

00:09:31.940 Anyway.

00:09:33.080 Yeah.

00:09:33.680 Have you ever looked at the faces on this picture?

00:09:37.500 Yeah.

00:09:38.020 They're all like, what the fuck?

00:09:40.460 He's laughing.

00:09:43.720 He's like, not again.

00:09:45.560 Yeah.

00:09:45.860 Those are those are Secret Service guys.

00:09:48.280 Yeah.

00:09:48.560 He's like, shit, I'm getting fired again.

00:09:50.860 Yeah.

00:09:54.040 Well, he's laughing, bro.

00:09:55.340 Why do we continue to elect these elderly people to run the country? 1.00

00:09:59.660 Why do we?

00:10:00.160 Why?

00:10:00.440 Why?

00:10:01.300 We don't have better leaders than guys that are 80 something years old.

00:10:05.200 This is the best we got.

00:10:06.540 Listen, dude.

00:10:07.140 It would make good sense for us to elect younger leaders because younger leaders have to live

00:10:11.960 with the repercussions of their decisions.

00:10:13.700 These motherfuckers are going to be in a hole in fucking two years. 1.00

00:10:16.700 Right.

00:10:17.220 You see what I'm saying?

00:10:18.320 They don't give a shit.

00:10:20.100 So, like, why not elect people who are in the middle of their life, who are intelligent,

00:10:24.220 who have accomplished things, who understand how to build and create things and operate

00:10:28.920 things and have displayed so in their private life so that the consequences of the decisions

00:10:35.740 that they make, they are worried about because they have to live with them.

00:10:39.740 Right.

00:10:40.040 These people don't have to live with these consequences.

00:10:42.180 They don't give a shit.

00:10:43.000 Mm-hmm.

00:10:44.100 Because they won't be here to deal with the repercussions, man.

00:10:47.280 It's real shit, man.

00:10:48.340 It's real.

00:10:49.640 Well, guys, dumbass of the day goes to Biden.

00:10:51.460 Good job.

00:10:52.680 Good job.

00:10:53.440 He's a weekly regular.

00:10:55.420 Yeah.

00:10:56.340 With that being said, man, let's get into some of these cruises, man.

00:10:58.800 Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos,

00:11:01.980 go to andyfussella.com.

00:11:03.460 You guys can find them linked there.

00:11:05.160 With that being said, headline number one, let's dive into it.

00:11:07.860 This is a talk of the town today.

00:11:09.760 Got it covered.

00:11:10.560 A lot of interesting stuff happening around this.

00:11:12.320 So let's try to connect some dots.

00:11:14.240 This headline reads, Israel strikes back at Iran.

00:11:18.300 Five key questions.

00:11:19.680 So this is Fox News reporting on this.

00:11:24.100 There's some inconsistencies here.

00:11:25.600 There's some weird things happening.

00:11:26.740 So let's dive into it.

00:11:28.500 So Israel carried out limited strikes in Iran early Friday in retaliation for Tehran firing

00:11:33.960 a barrage of missiles and drones at Israel last Saturday.

00:11:37.000 Here are the key facts you need to know about the latest escalation of violence between the

00:11:42.100 two countries.

00:11:43.860 Number one, where did the strike hit?

00:11:45.780 So Fox News confirms that there have been explosions in Iran's Isfahan province, which

00:11:52.960 is where Natanz, one of Iran's nuclear facilities, is located.

00:11:57.600 A well-placed military source told Fox News that the strike was quote unquote limited.

00:12:02.580 Here's an image of that facility.

00:12:05.960 The second thing they covered is how much damage they did the attack cause.

00:12:10.080 They say following the attack, Iranian state media stated that the nation's atomic sites

00:12:14.240 were quote fully safe and had not been struck by the missiles.

00:12:18.100 The International Atomic Energy Agency, United Nations affiliate watchdog organization, later

00:12:24.100 confirmed, quote, there is no damage to Iran's nuclear sites.

00:12:28.400 There has been no reports of large scale damage or any casualties.

00:12:33.580 How will Iran respond?

00:12:36.700 A senior Iranian official reportedly told Reuters on Friday that Tehran has no immediate plans

00:12:43.040 to strike back.

00:12:44.020 That official said, quote, the foreign source of the incident has not been confirmed.

00:12:51.820 And the discussions leans more towards infiltration than attack.

00:12:57.420 That's a very, very interesting statement.

00:13:00.560 Right.

00:13:01.140 While everybody believes it's obvious who did this, Iran saying that they're still trying

00:13:05.100 to confirm who did it in the first place.

00:13:07.660 Now, that is interesting.

00:13:08.920 All right.

00:13:09.240 Well, hold on to that thought.

00:13:10.440 Iranian state media reportedly has been downplaying Friday's strike.

00:13:14.420 A well-placed military source has told Fox News that the strikes were limited.

00:13:18.300 Quote, the explosion this morning in the sky of Isfahan was related to the shooting of

00:13:24.240 air defense systems at a suspicious object that did not cause any damage.

00:13:28.120 Iranian Army Commander General was quoted by the Associated Press as saying, what has Israel

00:13:36.020 said about the strike?

00:13:36.820 Israel and its government have been notably quiet leading up to and following the retaliatory

00:13:42.760 strike on Iran.

00:13:44.240 Quote, Israel will do whatever it needs to defend itself.

00:13:47.780 Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said in a statement before the Israeli strike.

00:13:53.160 Foreign leaders have all sorts of suggestions and advice.

00:13:56.460 I appreciate that.

00:13:57.320 But I want to be clear.

00:13:58.780 Our decisions we will make ourselves.

00:14:01.260 Now, here's the goal question.

00:14:02.480 And I thought this was interesting that Fox News included this as well.

00:14:07.840 But here's question number five.

00:14:09.660 Was the U.S. involved in the strike in Iran?

00:14:13.460 The United States has denied any involvement in the strike, having pleaded with Israel for 0.63

00:14:18.720 days to respond with restraint against Iranian strikes.

00:14:22.480 Secretary of State Anthony Blinken, when asked about Israel's strike on Iran Friday, said, quote,

00:14:28.520 I'm not going to speak to that, except to say that the United States has not been involved in any

00:14:34.660 offensive operations.

00:14:36.660 Now, when I heard this, it sounded familiar.

00:14:40.480 I feel like I've heard that somewhere.

00:14:43.060 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:44.980 Like, I feel like I might have heard that once or twice.

00:14:48.860 Yeah, no shit.

00:14:50.240 Like, at least a couple of times.

00:14:51.780 I've heard this same, like, line of statement.

00:14:55.140 Oh, that's slavery. 0.97

00:14:55.940 Sorry.

00:14:57.080 Nord Stream, 9-11, Bill Clinton.

00:15:00.800 You hear that quite often.

00:15:02.740 I just thought that was interesting.

00:15:04.460 Now, here's the catch, right?

00:15:06.900 So this article comes out yesterday, and it's titled, the headline reads, Iran's foreign

00:15:13.060 minister.

00:15:13.520 Our response to Israeli attacks, quote, will be immediate and at maximum level. 0.94

00:15:18.580 Now, this is before the strikes on Iran just happened, right?

00:15:22.840 So he got interviewed by CNN and was quoted in that interview, saying, quote,

00:15:29.820 In case the Israeli regime embarks on adventurism again and takes action against the interest 0.68

00:15:34.880 of Iran, the next response from us will be immediate and at a maximum level, he said. 0.97

00:15:41.000 Quote, it will be decisive.

00:15:42.600 Our response will be decisive through the Swiss embassy in Tehran.

00:15:45.940 He continued saying, quote, We have announced to the White House, sent a message to the

00:15:50.300 White House in Washington, D.C., the administration in which we reiterated that if the Israeli regime

00:15:55.940 commits the grave error once again, our response will be decisive, definitive, and regretful

00:16:01.340 for that.

00:16:02.120 He added, quote, We do not seek to create tension and crisis or increase such situations in the

00:16:07.840 Middle East.

00:16:08.340 And we sincerely hope that the Israeli regime does not repeat the previous egregious error.

00:16:15.020 Now, he also went on to say that the over 300 missiles and drones that Iran and its proxies

00:16:21.700 fired to Israel, that was just the minimum that the country could do.

00:16:27.300 He said, quote, Why do we call it carried out at a minimum?

00:16:31.640 Because it was geared towards two military targets, one in a NOVA team airbase and the

00:16:36.280 other one in an intelligence and information center.

00:16:38.880 We do not target economic and financial centers, civilian centers.

00:16:42.780 Only the two locations from which F-35 aircraft were flown took off from there and targeted the

00:16:48.440 embassy building in the Golan.

00:16:49.840 And he said that, again, the 300 missiles, that was the least that they could do.

00:16:56.960 So it's very, very interesting.

00:16:59.060 While all of this is happening again.

00:17:00.720 So, you know, Israel has not yet taken responsibility for the three missiles that were fired into Iran.

00:17:08.340 They've yet to claim full responsibility for it anywhere in any statement.

00:17:12.300 But you got Iran saying they're trying to confirm who actually did it.

00:17:18.220 And by the way, yeah, we passed through another bill in the House to give more funding to proxy

00:17:23.820 wars, both in Israel and Ukraine as well.

00:17:26.520 Andy, what do we got on all of this?

00:17:31.060 What does your immediate heart say?

00:17:34.380 Who did this?

00:17:35.340 Well, and after while I was watching this last night, so were you.

00:17:38.560 We were going back and forth about it.

00:17:39.900 You know, we saw the launch from Iran to Israel.

00:17:45.580 Right.

00:17:46.120 That was last Saturday.

00:17:47.220 And then Biden called Netanyahu and then called Iran.

00:17:52.480 OK.

00:17:53.120 And they had a conversation where Biden asked Iran if they would allow Israel to make a

00:18:02.780 retaliatory airstrike.

00:18:05.100 That was benign, meaning it was not going to kill anybody to save face in the world view.

00:18:13.800 OK, so that's what Biden was trying to tell Iran.

00:18:16.280 And after watching this unfold last night.

00:18:20.040 Israel shoots over at Iran.

00:18:22.780 Iran's first response.

00:18:24.380 It said that they denied that there was even an attack.

00:18:30.200 They said an attack didn't even happen.

00:18:32.000 These people are lying.

00:18:32.980 They said there was no missile attack at all.

00:18:35.060 Right.

00:18:36.080 And then like 10 minutes later, they came back out and they said there was a missile attack,

00:18:41.760 but nothing got actually damaged.

00:18:44.440 So there's some there's some there's some there's some bullshit happening here.

00:18:50.440 And my gut, you ask what my gut says, my gut says that.

00:18:57.440 Israel intentionally launched these attacks to save face.

00:19:04.240 And they intentionally did not destroy the bases that they shot near.

00:19:10.080 Right.

00:19:11.240 What they they targeted a lot of their nuclear facilities and they're just shy of.

00:19:16.620 Yes.

00:19:16.940 But they didn't hit them.

00:19:18.140 Right.

00:19:18.500 OK.

00:19:18.880 And that's a message that says, hey, we can fucking get you.

00:19:22.880 All right.

00:19:23.480 But we're choosing not to.

00:19:25.140 And so that's how I'm reading the situation as to what's going on now to who did it.

00:19:30.600 I couldn't say.

00:19:32.360 But, you know, you know that the U.S. is involved, if Biden's calling Iran and saying, hey, let

00:19:39.680 them strike back to save face, but they won't hurt anybody.

00:19:44.720 That means the U.S. is involved.

00:19:46.620 Right.

00:19:47.100 At some level, by the way, they're using all U.S. equipment, U.S. armaments, the same thing

00:19:53.120 that's going on in Ukraine.

00:19:54.600 And.

00:19:56.640 You know, I don't, by the way, I don't know if you saw that.

00:19:58.900 Huh?

00:19:59.460 They're finally like all mainstream media is finally admitting that Ukraine's done.

00:20:03.860 I mean, have you heard anybody talk about all these men killed in Ukraine?

00:20:06.880 No.

00:20:07.560 Yeah.

00:20:07.940 That's what I'm saying.

00:20:08.620 Nobody's talking about it.

00:20:09.760 Yeah.

00:20:10.460 No one's talking about the the amount of children that have been killed in Palestine.

00:20:14.880 No one's talking about that.

00:20:15.940 And when you do talk about it, you're anti-Semitic and you're a piece of shit, bro.

00:20:19.860 That's not OK.

00:20:22.020 OK.

00:20:22.360 Not a that's not a logical argument.

00:20:24.840 No, no, because it's not anti-Semitic to observe.

00:20:28.580 It's not racist to observe facts.

00:20:31.580 It's not bigoted to observe facts of the matter.

00:20:35.040 You're you're arguing is a justified or not.

00:20:37.720 That's not what I'm arguing.

00:20:39.060 What I'm arguing is, did it happen or not?

00:20:40.880 And it did happen.

00:20:42.400 It didn't.

00:20:43.160 It's not happening.

00:20:43.820 It's happened.

00:20:44.720 Right.

00:20:45.060 So we have to, like, look at this and what does this mean and why are they doing this

00:20:49.460 and what's going on here?

00:20:51.060 And here's what I will say is if this escalates, which it could, this could escalate, this could

00:20:58.360 become a full blown war and it could get to nuclear right away.

00:21:02.780 If that happens.

00:21:05.220 We're in deep shit here.

00:21:06.560 Everybody loses.

00:21:07.320 No, no, no.

00:21:07.720 We're in deep shit here because if a world war comes around and you got Russia and China 0.98

00:21:13.120 and all these other BRICS countries back in Iran and we've only got a bunch of fucking 0.98

00:21:19.300 neutered NATO countries in Europe that are getting taken over by migrants and fucking 1.00

00:21:24.440 climate weirdos.

00:21:28.780 They can't defend themselves right now.

00:21:29.920 Dude, that's what I'm saying.

00:21:31.260 So we're over here, you know, thinking we're badass and Israel's badass and we're bad enough

00:21:36.400 to take on the entire world.

00:21:37.800 That's not real.

00:21:38.840 We'll lose that fucking war.

00:21:40.800 Okay.

00:21:41.320 And that means that shit's going to come to your doorstep.

00:21:43.700 So there should be no American citizen that think this is okay to go to war.

00:21:47.340 And we see all these warmongers on TV, Hannity and fucking Levine and all these fucking guys

00:21:54.080 who keep saying, you know, we got to stand with Israel and fucking bro, motherfucker. 0.96

00:21:58.800 We got, we got millions of homeless people on our streets.

00:22:02.440 We got people that can't pay their bills.

00:22:04.660 Legal, legal ones.

00:22:06.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:22:06.740 I'm not talking about the migrants. 1.00

00:22:07.960 I'm talking about veterans.

00:22:09.040 I'm talking about people who are addicted to fucking drugs because they've legalized

00:22:12.780 hard drugs in these weird areas, which now they're reversing because their city's a

00:22:17.260 shithole.

00:22:18.320 You know, people are like the cities are a fucking disaster because of crime.

00:22:23.100 We have people that can't pay their bills.

00:22:25.100 We have people that can't pay for their kids' education. 1.00

00:22:27.540 We can't, they can't feed their fucking kids. 1.00

00:22:29.740 You know, how many of these kids are getting their only meal at fucking public school?

00:22:33.000 It's a shitty one at that.

00:22:34.480 Okay.

00:22:35.060 But we're sending billions and billions of billions of billions of billions of billions

00:22:39.240 of dollars to a fucking already wealthy country, which is Israel.

00:22:43.140 Okay.

00:22:43.940 And then Ukraine.

00:22:45.400 And by the way, when we send that money over there, it's not going there.

00:22:52.400 It's going into the pockets of our own politicians via kickbacks and all this crooked shit.

00:22:59.020 And these people who are up in Washington are so fucking greedy that they are breaking the

00:23:03.940 backs of the American people to get more and more and more and more from us.

00:23:09.460 And they are ruining the middle class. 0.59

00:23:11.540 They are ruining Americans' lives. 0.97

00:23:13.520 They are ruining American cities.

00:23:15.220 And it's all so that these motherfuckers can take more money and get more control over 1.00

00:23:20.800 us.

00:23:21.180 And this is a big problem.

00:23:22.420 And they've done such a great job.

00:23:24.440 When you play this out over the last few years, look how they've intentionally divided

00:23:29.700 us along every single line.

00:23:31.360 They divided us around race with George Floyd.

00:23:33.860 They divided us around gay and straight people with the trans bullshit. 1.00

00:23:37.980 They've created these absurdities that have created massive division.

00:23:43.140 And the massive division has been created intentionally so that we can't get together and say, hey, what

00:23:48.860 the fuck are these guys doing to us?

00:23:50.860 You know what I'm saying?

00:23:52.040 And dude, we need to come together as Americans and realize what's actually happening here.

00:23:57.840 And what's actually happening is they're stealing your money.

00:24:00.200 They're making you go to work.

00:24:01.740 You're working your ass off.

00:24:03.540 You're getting taxed half of your money.

00:24:05.320 And that half of the money is going into the pockets of these politicians.

00:24:08.940 Oh, and by the way, they're printing money on top of it so they can steal more, which

00:24:12.440 is reducing your buying power and making you poorer by the day.

00:24:16.500 It's taking your dollar and making it worth 75 cents since 2020.

00:24:22.080 Are you all hard that is to do?

00:24:23.740 It's really hard, bro.

00:24:25.420 And these guys are doing it.

00:24:26.660 And we're all sitting over here pointing at each other thinking we're the problem.

00:24:30.180 No, we're not the problem.

00:24:31.460 Our tyrannical government is the problem. 0.61

00:24:33.420 And these people are out of control.

00:24:35.420 They're fucking they're they're the most greedy, disgusting pigs on the planet. 0.99

00:24:41.400 And it's not Democrat and Republicans.

00:24:43.100 It's all of them.

00:24:44.440 We need a complete replacement of our political class, meaning we need to vote every motherfucker 1.00

00:24:49.100 out and replace them with people that aren't these people.

00:24:52.320 We need to make reform.

00:24:53.660 We need to create a situation where there's no insider trading.

00:24:57.040 Every law that's passed by Congress has to be abided by by the Congress.

00:25:00.760 You know, we need tax reform.

00:25:03.580 We need crime reform.

00:25:05.140 We we need real reform here in America to get this back on track.

00:25:09.160 And that cannot happen until we figure out that it's us versus them. 0.88

00:25:14.820 Yeah.

00:25:15.140 You know, that's real shit, man.

00:25:16.140 Guys, jumping on this conversation down in the comments.

00:25:18.760 Let us know what you guys think.

00:25:20.320 With that being said, let's go check some out.

00:25:22.560 We got Cruz the comments.

00:25:24.100 Yeah.

00:25:24.300 Let's do it.

00:25:27.680 This might be one of my favorite comments.

00:25:29.500 I've ever read.

00:25:29.840 Did you write it?

00:25:30.620 No.

00:25:31.100 Yeah.

00:25:31.260 No, no, no.

00:25:32.480 I mean, if you think it's funny, I did.

00:25:34.300 Oh, OK.

00:25:36.880 This comment comes from at Justin Toodle 137.

00:25:41.760 Toodle do.

00:25:42.200 It says, why do I need 75 hard when I'm 7.5 soft?

00:25:48.080 You know how we know you got a little wiener, bro?

00:25:58.560 You know how we know?

00:25:59.940 How we know?

00:26:00.620 No offense, Toodle.

00:26:02.040 You got a Toodley-Doo down there. 1.00

00:26:05.980 You got no 7.5 soft?

00:26:07.860 7.5 soft?

00:26:08.480 You got a little Toodley-Doo baby wiener. 1.00

00:26:11.420 Prove it.

00:26:15.020 He's going to send you a dick pic. 0.99

00:26:16.260 Yeah, I'm working a dick pic.

00:26:17.320 God damn it.

00:26:18.860 Fuck.

00:26:20.020 All right, man.

00:26:21.680 We're going to put you in the category of DJ jokes.

00:26:26.480 But we appreciate you listening to the show, Justin.

00:26:28.620 Yeah, appreciate the comment.

00:26:30.460 Toodley-Doo. 0.97

00:26:31.320 This next one, bro, listen.

00:26:32.820 All right, I'm getting beat up in the fucking YouTube comments.

00:26:35.700 You are?

00:26:36.160 I'm getting beat up, bro.

00:26:37.440 They are beating my ass.

00:26:38.880 For what?

00:26:39.780 Shit like this.

00:26:41.540 At Software Engineer 9217, he says,

00:26:44.160 DJ is the representation why everyone can be a comedian.

00:26:47.760 Trophy for DJ.

00:26:49.840 DJ back at it again with the burner accounts.

00:26:52.740 DJ is paying influencers to promote him.

00:26:55.820 DJ is working overtime on the burner accounts trying to get that trophy.

00:26:59.060 I mean, we got smart people, bro.

00:27:06.600 It's not just that.

00:27:08.060 This one might be the best one.

00:27:10.560 This comment comes from at Bare Metal Bomber Seats 1116.

00:27:16.840 Is that DJ's dad?

00:27:18.780 Who?

00:27:19.000 I'm talking about fucking Will Bates.

00:27:22.680 Fuck, dude.

00:27:24.280 Will Bates is everybody's dad.

00:27:25.900 That's true.

00:27:27.100 That's true, man.

00:27:27.880 They are lighting my ass up today, man.

00:27:29.740 I don't know what's happening.

00:27:31.060 Is this because he's black?

00:27:32.220 That's what it is.

00:27:32.840 That sounds like a racist comment.

00:27:33.860 I wouldn't mind Will being my dad.

00:27:36.120 Will, where were you at in 95?

00:27:38.060 Around, uh.

00:27:39.260 He could be your dad.

00:27:40.080 He could be.

00:27:41.480 He could be.

00:27:41.780 He would have been like 10.

00:27:42.720 I wouldn't know.

00:27:43.400 It's possible.

00:27:44.220 Yeah, never met mine.

00:27:47.360 What?

00:27:51.300 No, man.

00:27:51.920 Hey, guys, we appreciate you, though.

00:27:53.180 We appreciate you for being a real ass fan.

00:27:54.920 Yeah, you guys are smart.

00:27:56.140 You guys are smart people.

00:27:57.200 They're catching on to your games.

00:27:58.840 Bro, it's every comment.

00:28:00.020 You're going to have to get more sneaky, bro.

00:28:01.860 It's anybody that says anything like, oh, DJ's kind of funny.

00:28:05.300 Oh, okay.

00:28:06.020 I'll see you, DJ.

00:28:06.800 It's every fucking one, bro.

00:28:08.920 Every fucking one.

00:28:11.040 God, like I said, they caught on to your game.

00:28:13.220 You got to be more sneaky.

00:28:14.380 Yeah, that's what it is.

00:28:15.360 Yeah.

00:28:16.220 Bro.

00:28:17.440 You got to say it like, you know, sometimes DJ's kind of funny.

00:28:21.880 That might get it.

00:28:22.420 That might get it.

00:28:23.040 Not just, DJ's the funniest motherfucker in the world.

00:28:28.720 Whatever, man.

00:28:29.320 DJ should be with Matt Reif.

00:28:33.700 DJ should open for Tony Hitchcliffe.

00:28:35.460 Yeah, that's right.

00:28:36.020 You should, though.

00:28:36.960 We both should.

00:28:38.340 We should be on Kill Tony.

00:28:39.400 Let's do it.

00:28:40.040 Yeah.

00:28:40.280 Go tell Tony to have Andy and DJ on.

00:28:43.200 I saw him last night.

00:28:44.380 Was he here?

00:28:45.000 Yeah.

00:28:45.340 Was it good?

00:28:45.940 It was amazing.

00:28:46.720 Was it?

00:28:47.180 Yes.

00:28:47.600 Did you go tell him what the fuck?

00:28:49.540 I wanted to scream, but.

00:28:50.860 You didn't?

00:28:51.280 You wanted to scream?

00:28:52.260 I was a pussy.

00:28:53.760 You pussed out?

00:28:54.500 I pussed out.

00:28:55.020 Come on, man.

00:28:55.880 Sorry, guys.

00:28:56.700 I got you next time.

00:28:57.520 Yeah.

00:28:58.180 We only got one shot.

00:29:00.060 We only got one shot to get to the big leagues.

00:29:01.920 Fucking swing and a miss.

00:29:03.060 Yeah, I'm trying to get on that Kill Tony show.

00:29:06.600 Bro, I think I'd have a fun time.

00:29:08.540 Yeah, I don't want to be the stand-up guy.

00:29:09.920 I don't want to sit at the table.

00:29:11.680 Oh, I'd do the stand-up.

00:29:12.700 I would do it.

00:29:13.720 Yeah.

00:29:14.020 But I'm saying afterwards, I want to sit at the table.

00:29:16.540 Hey, get the fuck up, my guy.

00:29:17.700 Yeah.

00:29:18.100 Yeah.

00:29:18.380 I'm down.

00:29:19.480 Yeah, Ron White's sitting there.

00:29:20.780 Let's do it.

00:29:21.420 Hey, get in the back, bitch. 1.00

00:29:23.460 Drink your whiskey over there.

00:29:25.820 I like Ron White.

00:29:26.560 With your funny jokes.

00:29:27.560 He's funny.

00:29:28.100 I know.

00:29:28.400 He is funny.

00:29:28.900 He's fucking hilarious.

00:29:30.080 That's why it'd be funny to tell him to move, because he'd have some good shit to

00:29:32.680 say back.

00:29:33.280 Oh, he's super witty.

00:29:34.240 Yeah.

00:29:34.720 He's been on there a few times, I think.

00:29:37.040 Ron White's a fucking OG, bro.

00:29:38.580 He is.

00:29:39.660 He is.

00:29:40.860 Well, guys, let's keep this cruise moving.

00:29:42.820 Headline number two.

00:29:43.880 Tony, have us on, man.

00:29:45.420 Yeah, let us on.

00:29:45.940 We love you.

00:29:46.980 Yeah.

00:29:47.500 DJ loves you a little more.

00:29:49.760 In that way.

00:29:50.700 DJ, DJ's got a banana in his shorts for you.

00:29:54.880 A whole four inches for you.

00:29:56.380 Why has it got to be a banana?

00:29:58.940 What else would it be?

00:30:00.420 A Vienna wiener?

00:30:02.140 A cucumber.

00:30:02.960 What about plantain?

00:30:03.900 What?

00:30:04.660 A plantain?

00:30:05.880 What about one of them little smokies? 1.00

00:30:08.300 No, it wouldn't be a smoky.

00:30:09.740 Yeah, I think it's a little smoky.

00:30:11.180 I don't know.

00:30:11.480 You said banana.

00:30:12.180 I'll take banana.

00:30:12.740 Oh, you like banana now?

00:30:13.860 Yeah, I'll leave it.

00:30:14.260 Yeah, all right.

00:30:17.100 All right, guys.

00:30:17.920 Headline number two.

00:30:18.820 Let's get into it.

00:30:19.620 Headline number two reads, jury selection completed on day four of Trump hush money trial.

00:30:25.320 So, five more alternate jurors have been seated in former President Trump's hush money payment trial on Friday, completing jury selection.

00:30:34.600 The individuals joined the other 12 jurors and first alternate who were sworn in during jury selection proceedings on Thursday.

00:30:43.480 An alternate juror listens to the testimony, just like all the other jurors, but doesn't join in the deliberations unless one of the main jurors needs to drop out or is removed.

00:30:53.360 Judge Juan Merchant said the opening statements in Trump's historic criminal trial can begin as early as Monday once jury selection was completed.

00:31:03.640 The judge instructed jurors not to discuss or research the case before sending them home for the weekend.

00:31:08.520 Now, here's a fax.

00:31:09.600 Yeah, right.

00:31:10.480 Like, that's going to fucking stop it.

00:31:13.020 Fast facts.

00:31:13.860 So, former President Trump is the first president in U.S. history to stand criminal trial.

00:31:20.080 He has pleaded not guilty to all 34 counts of falsifying business records in the first degree.

00:31:25.300 Those charges levied against him by Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg are related to alleged hush money payments made to adult film actress Stormy Daniels in an effort to silence her during the run-up to the 2016 election.

00:31:39.840 The trial is expected to last nearly two months.

00:31:43.920 It is currently in the jury selection process.

00:31:45.920 Seven jurors were sworn in Thursday morning, but two of those were later excused after they feared their identities would leak through the press.

00:31:54.400 The trial is not being televised.

00:31:56.260 Instead, news reporters and producers will have the ability to sit inside the courtroom and deliver information to the public.

00:32:02.700 So, you can't see it for yourself.

00:32:04.940 Right.

00:32:05.180 But, our non-biased media sources will definitely tell you the truth about what exactly happened.

00:32:13.320 Yeah, exactly.

00:32:16.460 Just like they always tell us the truth about everything.

00:32:19.820 Why would they lie to us?

00:32:20.540 They never lie about anything.

00:32:22.160 Why would they lie to us?

00:32:23.320 Why would they?

00:32:24.120 Why would they want to lie to us?

00:32:25.080 They wouldn't.

00:32:26.180 It's not like they're trying to push some ulterior motives or narratives.

00:32:28.880 It's not like they just got caught lying about an entire fucking pandemic.

00:32:34.580 It's not like they lie about racial division.

00:32:37.060 It's not like they lie about the economy.

00:32:38.960 It's not like they fucking lie about everything.

00:32:41.660 You know, if they did, I mean, I definitely wouldn't trust them.

00:32:43.980 I wouldn't trust them.

00:32:44.840 If they did that, though.

00:32:46.080 Yeah, they don't do that.

00:32:46.600 They don't do that.

00:32:47.360 No.

00:32:47.740 But, yeah, so the criminal trial in New York is the first of four Trump could stay in this year.

00:32:54.120 Trump has been charged in three separate criminal cases.

00:32:57.460 Special Counsel Jack Smith's classified records case.

00:33:00.980 Special Counsel Jack Smith's 2020 election interference case.

00:33:04.800 And Fulton County, Georgia, District Attorney Fannie Willis' case.

00:33:08.760 So, there's the four.

00:33:11.080 Now, something interesting happened here.

00:33:14.600 And this one's weird, okay?

00:33:16.420 Because I don't know if you saw this.

00:33:17.740 But a man set himself on fire outside the courtroom, outside the courthouse.

00:33:23.920 Yeah.

00:33:24.820 Why?

00:33:25.980 Let's dive into it a little bit because there's some weird shit with this one.

00:33:28.600 So, this is New York Post reporting that a man set himself on fire outside Manhattan criminal court Friday afternoon

00:33:36.080 as former President Donald Trump's hush money trial was underway, law enforcement sources told the Post.

00:33:42.400 The shocking incident unfolded in a barricaded park just across the street

00:33:46.400 from the 100 Center Street courthouse around 1.30 p.m.

00:33:49.640 Oh, shit.

00:33:49.980 This was just today, like an hour ago.

00:33:51.580 Yeah, it just happened.

00:33:52.300 Damn.

00:33:52.900 Just happened.

00:33:53.980 Just as the jury was finalized in the historic case.

00:33:57.760 Disturbing footage showed him in a seated position while completely engulfed in flames.

00:34:02.160 Then his blackened body twitching on the ground as people rushed over with fire extinguishers.

00:34:07.280 So, police sources say, said the man is 20 years old and possibly homeless.

00:34:13.540 He had been sitting on a bench inside the park when he suddenly threw his belongings on the ground

00:34:18.060 and doused himself in something before going up in flames, according to sources.

00:34:21.660 Quote, I heard this clattering and it was these papers that had flung up and they clattered to the ground.

00:34:27.800 A witness only identified as Dave told the Post.

00:34:31.640 Now, the Post has obtained footage.

00:34:36.480 The burning is separate, but they have obtained this footage that they claim to be an Instagram post

00:34:43.320 from the individual that did this.

00:34:46.720 Back in January, he recorded this footage.

00:34:49.200 And I want you to see this.

00:34:50.420 Let's see this.

00:34:51.820 You got to see it first here at Real AF.

00:34:53.900 Here's a clip.

00:34:55.320 So, this is the guy.

00:34:56.320 Start a f***ing revolution.

00:35:01.200 Start a f***ing revolution.

00:35:06.660 Start a f***ing revolution.

00:35:12.020 You've got nothing to lose.

00:35:16.580 Start a f***ing revolution.

00:35:23.040 So, yeah.

00:35:24.040 So, that's the guy.

00:35:25.180 Does he look 20?

00:35:26.340 No.

00:35:26.900 Okay.

00:35:27.280 He's got gray hair, man.

00:35:28.540 That guy's mid-30s.

00:35:30.040 I know white people age a little different, but he's not 20.

00:35:32.200 No, no, no.

00:35:32.660 That guy's definitely not.

00:35:33.540 He's got gray hair in his beard and his hair.

00:35:35.320 That's what I'm saying.

00:35:35.840 He's not 20.

00:35:36.200 No.

00:35:36.740 Not f***ing 20.

00:35:37.620 Yeah.

00:35:37.960 No, that's interesting, right?

00:35:39.240 Now, again, these next clips, they may be disturbing to watch.

00:35:43.420 You guys can find them on our YouTube, AndyForcella.com.

00:35:46.140 We'll link them there for you guys.

00:35:47.880 Here is the first video.

00:35:49.080 This is kind of just an overshot of the scene.

00:35:52.120 It's blurred out, but you can get the idea of it.

00:35:55.340 Did he die?

00:36:07.840 Not sure.

00:36:08.560 As of right now, I'm not sure.

00:36:09.740 They rushed him to the hospital.

00:36:16.080 Now, you mentioned our media doesn't, like, our media doesn't hide at us, right?

00:36:20.780 And we haven't seen, you know, weird things happen that, you know, don't really have any

00:36:25.360 real explanations or anything like that.

00:36:27.880 Let's go to CNN real quick, because I want to show you a video clip, okay?

00:36:31.680 This is from CNN.

00:36:32.840 So, this is one of the journalists that was reporting live right outside the courthouse,

00:36:36.780 right when this was happening, magically.

00:36:40.140 Just tell me what you guys think.

00:36:41.740 Let's watch this clip.

00:36:42.780 CNN.

00:36:43.000 Now, hold on, hold on.

00:37:07.860 Let's remind them about it.

00:37:09.460 Did you?

00:37:10.860 There's an active shooter.

00:37:11.660 Why would she say that?

00:37:16.240 Well, I think someone's telling her that in her ear.

00:37:18.620 An active shooter is in the park outside the courthouse.

00:37:22.100 We have a man who has set fire to himself.

00:37:25.060 A man has emblazoned himself outside of the courthouse just now.

00:37:28.540 Our cameras are turning right now.

00:37:30.000 A man has now lit himself on fire outside of the courthouse in Manhattan.

00:37:33.400 Shit, dude, he's just sitting there.

00:37:34.560 We are waiting this history to be made.

00:37:35.800 A full jury panel is gone.

00:37:37.140 We are watching a man who is fully emblazoned in front of the courthouse today.

00:37:41.080 We are watching multiple fires breaking out around his body and person.

00:37:45.520 We have seen an arm that has been visible that has been engulfed in total flames.

00:37:49.660 There is chaos that is happening.

00:37:51.400 People are wondering right now if people are in danger.

00:37:54.340 I'm looking across the courtyard.

00:37:56.640 There is a man racing to his aid.

00:37:58.320 There are coats coming off to try to put out the fire.

00:38:01.240 We have members of security details.

00:38:03.480 NYPD is rushing to the scene.

00:38:05.320 They are trying to come out.

00:38:06.520 Officers are on the scene.

00:38:07.760 A fire extinguisher is right now present being put on this man.

00:38:11.300 They are trying to put out.

00:38:12.360 People are climbing over barricades to try to separate the public to put out the flame

00:38:16.780 on this man.

00:38:17.720 He has lit himself out in fire in front of the courthouse right now.

00:38:20.920 We are watching as they're playing.

00:38:22.320 We can smell the air.

00:38:23.840 I can smell the burning of some sort of flesh.

00:38:26.640 I can smell the burning of some sort of agent being used as well as an accelerant to put

00:38:31.060 that fire.

00:38:31.660 I smell an actual fire extinguisher having been displayed.

00:38:35.760 I see a person whose body appears to be on the ground being surrounded by officers.

00:38:39.980 I have multiple officers.

00:38:41.020 I've counted about a dozen officers on the scene.

00:38:43.380 The fire is still burning.

00:38:44.460 It's now in multiple locations.

00:38:46.020 It continues to continue to blaze.

00:38:48.400 We right now have officers removing their coats trying to surround this person to envelop

00:38:52.940 their body to prevent them from further going into flames.

00:38:56.220 You can smell.

00:38:56.900 I'm sitting here with Evan Perez.

00:38:58.160 You can smell burning flesh.

00:38:59.540 You can smell an accelerant.

00:39:01.000 The flames are continuing to engulf his person.

00:39:03.720 I hear shouts that are coming from across the courtyard.

00:39:06.460 I have people multiple times running over.

00:39:08.600 He's dead.

00:39:09.160 The fire was initially being brought out.

00:39:10.940 This person's body continues to be engulfed in flames.

00:39:14.200 A portion of his body is still engulfed in flames.

00:39:17.160 A yellow smoke is billowing from on top of his person as it is engulfing the officers

00:39:21.600 who are continuing to try to put out these flames but are continuing to blaze in.

00:39:26.160 Now the officers are not visible through the gulf and the cloud of smoke.

00:39:31.720 It's a pretty good play-by-play by her.

00:39:33.560 I mean, ESPN.

00:39:34.820 Yeah, that was good.

00:39:35.440 They let go of Sage Steel.

00:39:36.540 They might hire her. 0.87

00:39:37.240 Um, it's just, bro, it's weird.

00:39:41.460 It's weird.

00:39:42.700 It is weird.

00:39:44.280 All right?

00:39:44.860 What's even weirder is that there were, you know, some photographs that New York Post

00:39:49.500 also was able to capture, um, these pamphlets that witnesses said were thrown up in the

00:39:54.560 air right before this happened.

00:39:55.640 Here's a picture of one.

00:39:57.700 Um, here's a picture of one.

00:40:02.360 The true history of the world.

00:40:05.500 Hunted Carnival Edition.

00:40:06.640 We all know our disinformation campaign is complete when everything the American public

00:40:11.340 believes is false.

00:40:13.100 CIA Director Bill Casey, 1981.

00:40:17.100 An Occupy Returns booklet.

00:40:19.180 Our only goal, abolish our criminal government and replace it with one that serves all.

00:40:24.020 Man, I feel like I might have just said that.

00:40:25.980 Now, again, I don't really know what to make much of this.

00:40:32.140 It's just weird.

00:40:34.380 You know, I don't know.

00:40:36.060 Some things are what they are, dude.

00:40:37.740 And like, I think a lot of people are feeling hopeless about what's going on.

00:40:41.540 They feel like they can't do anything.

00:40:42.780 And this is maybe his way of, of, you know, trying to get the word out about what he thinks

00:40:49.080 is going on, which, you know, I look at that cover and I agree.

00:40:54.240 Yeah.

00:40:54.580 You know, the true history of the world is not being told to people.

00:40:57.760 People are like the best example I can give for people to look at when we talk about the

00:41:04.660 lies that have been told over the course of time.

00:41:07.500 Because you'd say that to someone and they're like, what do you mean?

00:41:09.620 You know, they, what do you mean they lied about history?

00:41:12.340 Well, if you're two generations removed from an event, how do you know that it even happened?

00:41:18.840 How do you know that it happened the way they said?

00:41:21.300 How do you, what do you know?

00:41:22.460 What about the other side of the story?

00:41:24.080 You see, our education system only really teaches us one side of the history of America,

00:41:28.900 not all sides.

00:41:30.960 And they do that for the world too.

00:41:33.140 So these world conflicts, World War I, World War II, Korea, Vietnam,

00:41:37.480 we are only told part of the story.

00:41:40.060 And that's very hard for people to accept.

00:41:43.920 But if you want to see how this works, all you got to do is go back and Google the January

00:41:50.320 6th anniversary.

00:41:53.580 That candlelight vigil.

00:41:54.960 Candlelight vigil, right?

00:41:56.220 And you go find it and you have Kamala Harris comparing it to 9-11, comparing it to Pearl Harbor.

00:42:04.380 Remember, you have all these Democrat Congress people out on the steps with candles and shit.

00:42:12.100 And we're all looking at it like, what the fuck are y'all talking about?

00:42:15.080 Yeah.

00:42:15.660 And dude, what people fail to connect is that they don't care if you get it.

00:42:21.540 They don't care if you think it's fake because they're playing a 100-year game.

00:42:26.560 And when they do these things, they're not doing it for you to believe it.

00:42:33.780 They're doing it for your kids and their kids to believe it.

00:42:36.660 And that's been going on over the course of time for, you know, who knows how far back.

00:42:43.040 Right.

00:42:43.220 We don't know.

00:42:44.340 Right.

00:42:44.680 So our history has been disrupted and, you know, intentionally, you know, changed so that

00:42:55.460 we can believe certain narratives about certain things.

00:42:58.640 And, you know, it's hard for people to really accept that as truth.

00:43:03.180 It's hard for people to step outside the realm of what they know to be fact and say, wait,

00:43:11.520 now, how do we really know?

00:43:13.680 How do we know?

00:43:15.060 You know what I'm saying?

00:43:15.920 Yeah.

00:43:16.280 And there's a lot of stuff that happens that is done for the history books ahead of time

00:43:23.160 that we, they don't care if we're going to get it, bro.

00:43:25.620 We're going to be dead in 30 years, 40 years.

00:43:27.600 They don't fucking care.

00:43:28.280 This is for the next fucking however many years past that to have a cause for why they

00:43:36.940 do things the way they do them.

00:43:38.420 Right.

00:43:38.820 Like when they finally introduced this digital currency and when they finally, if they get

00:43:45.160 total control over people with a social credit system, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, there's

00:43:49.800 a very good chance that they point back to Trump and they point back to that insurrection

00:43:53.980 and they point back to the COVID and they say, the reason we have to do this is because all

00:43:58.740 these people did all this crazy shit and we have to shut this down and all their little 0.99

00:44:03.980 minions will be like, yeah, not realizing that it applies to them.

00:44:07.480 And as it applies to them, when they start to wake up to the truth, they won't be able

00:44:11.560 to say or do anything because they champion this surveillance state, this oppressive state

00:44:18.280 to come in and take care of the opposition, not realizing that it will apply to them as

00:44:23.300 well and ruin their lives.

00:44:25.060 So to me, you know, this could be a lot of things.

00:44:29.300 It could be a psyop.

00:44:30.320 It could be bullshit.

00:44:31.260 That dude's definitely not 20 years old, but when we look at the pamphlet that he's

00:44:38.080 got here and we look at what he did, you know, this could have been done straight up for the

00:44:44.400 attention to get this little thing out there. 1.00

00:44:46.720 You see what I'm saying?

00:44:48.100 So who knows, man?

00:44:49.660 Well, I'm sure we'll find out more.

00:44:50.920 It just happened an hour ago.

00:44:52.140 Yeah, it's definitely interesting.

00:44:53.560 Guys, jumping on this conversation, let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

00:44:57.900 Let us know.

00:44:58.640 With that being said, I think people got to come to the reality that we've been lied

00:45:02.240 to about our history.

00:45:03.400 Yeah.

00:45:03.700 And it's very evident, bro.

00:45:05.420 It's very evident.

00:45:06.120 Like you can look at very recent things.

00:45:08.100 Like, I mean, even when, you know, I remember when the Hamas-Israel conflict started, right?

00:45:13.840 And all of the propaganda, you know, atrocity propaganda that was coming out that was

00:45:18.560 immediately recanted.

00:45:19.860 Yeah.

00:45:20.040 But just think if they were able to do that with the capabilities of social media that we

00:45:24.280 have today, and they still push the propaganda, what could they have lied about in the past?

00:45:29.980 Without social.

00:45:30.660 Without social.

00:45:31.360 Right.

00:45:31.580 Without the spread of information.

00:45:32.400 There's no limits.

00:45:33.580 There's no limits.

00:45:34.180 When the truth is whatever we actually tell you is the truth.

00:45:36.820 There's no third-party verification.

00:45:38.560 No.

00:45:38.880 There's no fact checkers.

00:45:39.980 No.

00:45:40.080 It's what we tell you it is.

00:45:42.000 You know, so I think the short answer to what could they have lied about, I think the

00:45:47.120 short answer is all of it.

00:45:48.080 Yeah.

00:45:48.540 And not only that, I think people are starting to realize it, too.

00:45:51.240 Yeah.

00:45:51.940 Yeah.

00:45:52.160 So, guys, jump in on this conversation.

00:45:53.600 Let us know what you guys think.

00:45:54.660 With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline.

00:45:57.740 Headline number three.

00:45:59.180 Now, again, I know this has probably been a little bit one of our heavier, you know,

00:46:03.840 CTIs, but, I mean, we got to talk about this because I think this is probably going

00:46:07.300 to be another big, big thing that happens within the next couple of weeks to change and

00:46:11.880 alter American demoralization, all right?

00:46:14.940 And there's not a ton out there because this is another fresh topic that just came out,

00:46:20.320 but I really think it's important to cover this just to foreshadow what's about to happen.

00:46:25.380 This is a big deal, and I believe that this is probably going to be Afghanistan 2.0, if 1.00

00:46:32.340 not bigger, all right?

00:46:34.040 So, this report, this headline reads, Nightmare in Niger, exclusive.

00:46:39.620 Biden administration leaves hundreds of U.S. troops hostage in Niger.

00:46:47.180 Niger. 0.91

00:46:48.080 Shit, man.

00:46:48.860 Fuck.

00:46:49.260 Is that really how you say it?

00:46:50.400 Yeah.

00:46:51.360 Niger. 0.91

00:46:51.820 I feel like black people always say Niger. 1.00

00:46:53.940 Or you know what white people say.

00:46:55.200 I know.

00:46:55.760 Yeah.

00:47:02.700 God.

00:47:03.460 Oh, fuck.

00:47:04.380 That was good.

00:47:05.500 Allegedly.

00:47:06.200 Allegedly.

00:47:06.740 Fuck.

00:47:06.960 Why did I think of that, man?

00:47:08.300 Shit.

00:47:10.320 It's Niger, bro.

00:47:11.500 Hey, bro, listen.

00:47:12.440 It's Niger.

00:47:13.140 That's a W, Andy.

00:47:14.260 That was good.

00:47:14.900 Hey, man.

00:47:15.500 That was good.

00:47:16.160 Leave it to me to pick up your slack.

00:47:19.840 Yeah, damn.

00:47:21.400 Niger, right? 0.96

00:47:24.440 Okay.

00:47:25.260 White people allegedly say that.

00:47:31.560 Oh, shit.

00:47:33.160 Okay.

00:47:33.600 But real shit.

00:47:34.260 Yes.

00:47:34.480 So this is a heavy thing, right?

00:47:36.100 So the article reads,

00:47:37.240 More than 1,000 U.S. troops are effectively being held hostage in Niger with medical supplies running low, stuck between the military junta-controlled government's demand for them to leave, and the Biden administration's refusal to let them go home after the end of their deployments.

00:47:57.600 According to a report prepared by Representative Matt Gaetz and obtained exclusively by Barnoots.

00:48:04.440 In addition, the report accuses Biden administration officials of trying to cover up the situation to lawmakers as well as to troops deployed there and their families anxiously awaiting their return.

00:48:18.000 Our troops are currently sitting on a powder keg caused by political indecision at the top of the Department of State and Department of Defense, with a military junta in charge who detests our presence and considers us unserious and predatory.

00:48:34.180 The situation seems to be setting the groundwork for catastrophic diplomatic collapse like we saw during the 2012 Benghazi attack.

00:48:43.500 Additionally, these troops are already running short on necessary life-saving supplies such as blood and medications, the report by Gaetz's office said.

00:48:54.820 Quote, they are, in effect, hostages of an indecisive commander-in-chief, the report said.

00:49:00.620 The report is based on interviews by Gaetz's office with troops currently stationed in Niger who reached out to Gaetz's office after they did not receive assistance from the Departments of Defense and State.

00:49:13.660 The service members are currently deployed to Air Base 101, AB 101, in the capital of Niger, Naimi, as part of the 768th Expeditionary Air Base Squadron, or 768EABS, which is comprised of active duty and reserve forces, Air National Guard, Airmen, Army Special Forces, and contract support.

00:49:35.560 There are about 450 personnel at the Air Base 101 until the takeover by the junta.

00:49:42.960 The base was a major hub for U.S. intelligence, surveillance, and reconnaissance against terrorist groups Al-Qaeda, the Islamic State in West Africa, Boko Haram, and Ansuru.

00:49:55.640 It was also a hub for U.S. military advisors supporting Niger's forces.

00:50:00.540 The U.S. troop presence became threatened after the military junta, known as the Conseil National Pour L'Assemblée de la Patrie, or the National Council of the Safeguard for the Fatherland, declared it had been taken over the country on July 26, 2023.

00:50:19.840 Just months before, Secretary of State, Anthony Blinken, had praised Niger as, quote, a model of resilience, a model of democracy, a model of cooperation.

00:50:32.680 Isn't that kind of interesting wherever we kind of, you know, touch our hands, fucking just collapse and coups and fucking, isn't that interesting?

00:50:41.660 Isn't that weird?

00:50:42.500 So, the Huta declared in March 2024 a cancellation of the military accords with the U.S.

00:50:50.460 after a series of meetings with Assistant Secretary of State Molly Fee and U.S. Africa Command or AFRICOM Commander Marine General Michael Langley, according to the report.

00:51:00.940 Now, here's the thing.

00:51:01.840 We are spending a million dollars a month supporting AB 101, another million dollars supporting AB 102, which is another base that's close by.

00:51:11.260 Um, and basically what the Hunza has done is completely closed off supply chains to both of these bases. 0.60

00:51:20.000 All right.

00:51:21.080 Airspace is hard to get into right now, especially with the situations that's going on a little bit further north.

00:51:27.140 We got a thousand troops that are pretty much stuck sitting in these fucking bases with no supplies.

00:51:32.420 They're not being resupplied.

00:51:34.340 And the Biden administration, DOD, they're just kind of leaving them there with no plans to bring them home.

00:51:39.600 So, this is, this is not looking good.

00:51:43.440 This is not looking good.

00:51:44.320 And again, um, they are very, very adamant and very vocal about not wanting them there.

00:51:52.740 And Biden is not getting them out.

00:51:55.220 It's weird.

00:51:56.420 It's not weird.

00:51:57.380 I bet I would not be surprised if they let those people get overrun and killed.

00:52:00.780 Just like they happen in fucking Mogadishu, just like it happened in Benghazi. 0.61

00:52:05.260 I would not be surprised if they do this again, bro.

00:52:08.540 And you know, here's the thing.

00:52:09.920 And so like, there's a few other countries that are operating in that area, right?

00:52:13.780 Um, uh, Russia has some undisclosed fobs located in the area. 0.91

00:52:19.940 They're having no issues.

00:52:21.040 Um, they actually have great diplomatic relationships with Niger.

00:52:25.060 Well, yeah, that's because they're not coming in and overthrowing the people's government.

00:52:29.780 I mean, that, listen, dude, people don't understand this.

00:52:34.560 Most places around the world hate the U.S.

00:52:37.320 And the reason they hate the U.S. is because they walk in. 0.81

00:52:40.140 What if someone walked in your house and started eating your food and then decided, you know what?

00:52:44.320 You don't run your house right.

00:52:45.920 We're going to run it like this from now on.

00:52:47.380 I'm going to bring this guy in.

00:52:48.380 Yeah, yeah.

00:52:49.460 And this guy's now going to, he's going to tell you what to do.

00:52:52.320 He's going to tell you when to mow the grass.

00:52:54.040 He's going to tell you when you can eat.

00:52:56.100 And you don't even know this guy.

00:52:58.000 Democracy, though.

00:52:58.600 But we know for sure that the way you were running it was completely fucking wrong.

00:53:03.140 See, that's what's happening.

00:53:04.400 The U.S. does this everywhere.

00:53:06.580 And if we want to know the truth, then this is the truth.

00:53:09.160 And people get super pissed when you say this.

00:53:11.280 But the U.S. is the iron fist in the white glove for the global communist and Israel. 0.93

00:53:17.200 That's the truth.

00:53:18.380 When they want something, they strum up this patriotic message around young U.S. men.

00:53:25.320 And they say, you're doing it for freedom.

00:53:27.380 You're doing it for democracy.

00:53:29.140 They send them over there.

00:53:30.880 They fucking fuck up the local shit.

00:53:34.140 A lot of them get killed.

00:53:36.400 And then nothing good happens of it.

00:53:39.100 And then these guys come home and they live the rest of their life all fucked up because of the shit that they were asked to do that had no real purpose.

00:53:46.880 And they don't figure out that it had no real purpose until they're in their 30s in their home or they're in their 40s in their home.

00:53:52.820 And they're like, what the fuck was I doing that for?

00:53:54.860 Why did I do that?

00:53:56.200 You know, I had a buddy of mine.

00:53:57.540 I had a buddy of mine.

00:53:59.480 Tell me.

00:54:00.040 He's like, he was telling me stories about like the shit that the U.S. did.

00:54:05.820 And he was like, look, man.

00:54:08.400 And he was being real with me.

00:54:09.780 I'm not going to say who it was.

00:54:10.860 You guys don't know him.

00:54:12.100 But he goes, look, dude.

00:54:13.220 He goes, we did some fucked up shit over there.

00:54:15.740 He's like, I remember one time that shit was going on.

00:54:19.940 And he's like, I broke into this dude's house.

00:54:22.780 He was sitting at his fucking kitchen table.

00:54:24.660 I fucking shot him in the face and ate the rest of his dinner.

00:54:28.180 Shit.

00:54:28.800 Yeah.

00:54:29.360 So, like, what do you think we do there?

00:54:32.960 You see what I'm saying?

00:54:33.760 Like, what if Russia came here and treated us like that?

00:54:38.000 Like, Americans don't get it.

00:54:39.160 And then they cheer the shit on.

00:54:40.520 And then they wonder why the rest of the world is like, fuck America.

00:54:44.060 Death to America.

00:54:45.300 That's why.

00:54:46.140 We're not minding our own business.

00:54:47.620 We're sending our troops over for causes that do not benefit us,

00:54:52.660 but only benefit these elite fucks and the Raytheons and the Lockheed Martins 0.85

00:54:57.540 and the war machine, you know, the military industrial complex.

00:55:02.180 Those people all get rich.

00:55:03.380 So, yeah, they want to start wars, but they want you to go fight them for them.

00:55:07.760 Yeah, this is apparently the guy in charge right now over in Niger.

00:55:13.560 Isn't it?

00:55:14.800 Doesn't it kind of look like?

00:55:15.940 It does look like that.

00:55:19.720 Why are you gay? 0.99

00:55:21.180 Why are you here?

00:55:22.980 That's what he's saying.

00:55:24.520 Fuck.

00:55:25.800 Yeah.

00:55:26.360 But what makes you think I'm gay?

00:55:28.400 Oh, you are gay. 1.00

00:55:32.720 But, yeah.

00:55:33.380 So, I mean, it's just it's very weird.

00:55:36.100 And during a congressional hearing on this past Tuesday, Gates slammed army leaders for leaving U.S.

00:55:43.020 soldiers in harm's way.

00:55:44.180 Quote, I will tell you that I'm not tracking that anybody is somebody in Niger is not getting their medicine or their mail.

00:55:50.300 But I will follow up after this, said Army Chief of Staff General Randy George on Tuesday under questioning by Gates.

00:55:57.340 Quote, we've received reports that they've run out of medicine in May, Gates retorted.

00:56:04.100 Quote, and you know why you don't know that?

00:56:06.240 Because it's a cover up, because United States Embassy in Nigeria is covering up because of the Secretary Blinken's embarrassment, because Blinken went there in March of 2023 and said this was the centerpiece of our African strategy.

00:56:20.680 I'm looking at what could erupt as another Benghazi, Gates, Gates. 0.97

00:56:25.660 So we'll keep this on the radar, man.

00:56:27.340 I think I think something's.

00:56:29.260 Yeah, I would not be surprised, bro, if they let these people get overrun and fucking killed to demoralize us even more in the eyes of the world.

00:56:36.780 Yeah, I think it's coming.

00:56:38.240 People don't understand what's why they're doing that.

00:56:40.660 They're like, why would they make us look stupid in the rest of the world's eyes?

00:56:43.260 Because they don't want enemies to be afraid and they don't they want us to have as much trouble as we can because they need us to go from, you know,

00:56:50.080 world power, world power back down to third world so that they can have a complete world government system set up that's, you know, 0.96

00:56:58.340 headlined by the World Economic Forum and all the plans that these very rich, very out of touch people make for the rest of us.

00:57:05.980 And they're not elected.

00:57:07.220 They're not.

00:57:07.820 We don't want them.

00:57:08.960 We're not.

00:57:09.380 We didn't choose them, but they've decided that this is what needs to happen.

00:57:13.560 And this is what they're trying to accomplish.

00:57:15.640 So, you know, they're they're going to run the United States into the dirt as far as they can, as far as the people will let them.

00:57:21.840 And until people stand up and fucking make their voices heard and make their presence known and in a unified way, meaning like in a very strong show of force, it's going to continue.

00:57:32.100 Yeah.

00:57:32.680 Yeah, guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments.

00:57:35.160 Let us know what you guys think.

00:57:36.780 With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show.

00:57:39.980 This is a good one.

00:57:41.520 This is this is thumbs up or dumb as fuck.

00:57:44.040 This is where we bring a headline and we talk about it.

00:57:45.820 It'll get one of those two options.

00:57:47.900 So with that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads pizza hut location goes viral after closing for unforeseen circumcisions.

00:57:58.960 I would hope that I would see a circumcision coming at me. 1.00

00:58:06.680 Did you ever have to put any like handwritten notes on your doors or did you guys?

00:58:09.900 Yeah.

00:58:10.320 Yeah.

00:58:10.640 Yeah, dude, we used to have to put notes on the doors and we had to take a dump.

00:58:14.280 Because like, bro, there would be nobody else there.

00:58:16.520 So we'd have to be like.

00:58:18.780 We'll be back in five minutes.

00:58:20.180 Yeah.

00:58:20.420 Like we didn't put like.

00:58:21.840 We're taking a shit.

00:58:22.580 No, we left that off of there.

00:58:24.100 But that's what we'd have to do.

00:58:25.420 You have to put a sign up on the door.

00:58:26.700 You write it.

00:58:27.340 Yeah.

00:58:27.620 Tape it to the door.

00:58:28.600 Lock the door.

00:58:29.220 Go back.

00:58:29.720 Do business.

00:58:30.440 Come back out.

00:58:32.120 You got to wash your hands in there.

00:58:33.420 Yeah, of course.

00:58:34.160 Oh, OK.

00:58:35.320 Come back out.

00:58:36.180 Unlock the door.

00:58:36.900 Let them in.

00:58:37.880 It happened all the time, bro.

00:58:39.500 You got to do what you got to do.

00:58:40.500 Yeah, well, they fucked up here.

00:58:43.320 Let's dive into this a little bit.

00:58:44.720 So no tips required at this pizza shop.

00:58:51.680 Canadian pizza.

00:58:52.980 Oh, that's the problem.

00:58:54.180 It's Canadian.

00:58:55.040 Yeah.

00:58:55.480 Canadian Pizza Hut is going viral after employees posted a sign on its front door with an unfortunate

00:59:01.360 typo.

00:59:02.820 Quote.

00:59:03.740 Here's the fucking big.

00:59:04.800 Due to unforeseen circumcisions, the dining room will be closed this evening.

00:59:10.740 Sorry for the inconvenience.

00:59:12.560 Open for takeout and delivery only.

00:59:14.460 Yeah, they ran out of toppings.

00:59:15.860 Apparently.

00:59:17.480 Sorry for the inconvenience.

00:59:19.660 The hilarious sign was ridiculed online where it quickly went viral.

00:59:24.280 Quote.

00:59:24.560 The perfect typo doesn't equip one Twitter user.

00:59:28.440 Star Trek legend George Takei or Taki.

00:59:31.820 Is it Taki?

00:59:33.080 Taki?

00:59:33.440 Taki.

00:59:34.480 Taki.

00:59:34.960 Taki.

00:59:36.140 Taki.

00:59:36.660 Taki.

00:59:37.060 George Tariaki.

00:59:43.520 What?

00:59:44.380 That's so racist.

00:59:45.760 No, it's not.

00:59:47.200 Star Trek legend George Tariaki joke back.

00:59:50.820 I mean, if he's joking back, he can take a joke too.

00:59:52.780 Yeah.

00:59:53.080 Hey, he tweeted back.

00:59:54.880 He said, typos are my worst enema.

00:59:57.500 And that tweet has viewed more than 85,000 times.

01:00:00.600 So the restaurant had a good sense of humor about the response.

01:00:03.440 And even put up a new sign offering a new cheeky deal to customers.

01:00:08.000 Quote.

01:00:08.560 In light of recent circumstances, for a limited time, when you buy one regular priced medium or large pizza for only $5.

01:00:15.380 The sign posted on Facebook said, listed several deal items.

01:00:20.540 Quote, no tip required.

01:00:22.660 It added.

01:00:24.340 The shop blamed the typo on autocorrect.

01:00:28.180 Damn autocorrect.

01:00:29.480 Yeah, huh?

01:00:30.280 Damn autocorrect.

01:00:30.480 Listen, it does get me sometimes.

01:00:32.280 Yeah.

01:00:32.580 Like when I try to say fuck, but it says duck.

01:00:35.600 Yeah.

01:00:35.880 I get pissed.

01:00:36.860 Yeah.

01:00:37.160 Oh, I get pissed.

01:00:38.480 But when I'm trying to like type out Niger.

01:00:42.160 I don't get it.

01:00:46.760 I don't get it.

01:00:49.040 I don't get it.

01:00:49.680 I went over my head.

01:00:52.100 I went over your head.

01:01:03.140 Woo.

01:01:04.260 All right.

01:01:07.140 It says, quote, we at Pizza Head appreciate all of our loyal customers and how you're having

01:01:12.240 fun with our little mishap yesterday.

01:01:13.940 The location's general manager, Mark Garrard, posted on Facebook, quote, damn sick autocorrect.

01:01:22.260 Marketing done right, one amused person wrote or commented on the post.

01:01:26.760 The local hospital's charitable foundation even jumped in on the fun, according to CTV News.

01:01:32.080 Quote, hey, Timmons Pizza Hut, stick to pizza and we'll handle the circumcisions. 0.90

01:01:37.060 I thought that was interesting because, you know, they are technically doing the circumcisions

01:01:42.700 but cutting little kids pieces, penises off. 0.65

01:01:44.760 But, you know, they were kind of being for real about that part.

01:01:52.560 What?

01:01:54.280 Okay.

01:01:54.620 That was good.

01:01:55.280 You guys didn't get that because they're cut, you know, transgender. 1.00

01:01:58.360 You know what they say.

01:02:00.000 Best jokes are the ones you got to explain.

01:02:02.000 The best ones, right?

01:02:02.960 The best ones.

01:02:03.380 All right.

01:02:03.800 Yeah.

01:02:04.400 Well, all right.

01:02:05.120 Let's try this one then.

01:02:05.940 All right.

01:02:06.180 You know, one thing that I love about Pizza Hut buildings, right?

01:02:09.640 It doesn't matter what goes in them.

01:02:11.320 You can always tell they were always Pizza Hut.

01:02:16.340 You sure you want to go on Tony?

01:02:19.200 You sure?

01:02:20.740 Fuck.

01:02:21.640 The correct joke is, the correct joke about the Pizza Hut building is, no matter what it

01:02:28.760 becomes, you can always tell that it used to be a Pizza Hut.

01:02:31.860 That's what I said.

01:02:32.460 And this is what the trans community doesn't understand.

01:02:34.620 Yeah, that was the joke.

01:02:37.340 Oh.

01:02:38.120 You just said it different?

01:02:39.380 Mm-hmm.

01:02:39.780 Okay.

01:02:40.620 Well, that was a good one, man.

01:02:42.260 Yeah.

01:02:42.780 Fuck you, man.

01:02:44.000 Yeah, that was a good one.

01:02:44.680 Fuck this shit.

01:02:45.980 All right.

01:02:46.460 Pizza Hut.

01:02:47.400 Circumcisions.

01:02:48.280 Yeah.

01:02:48.600 What we got?

01:02:49.240 Thumbs up.

01:02:51.760 Get your pizza.

01:02:52.480 Get your circumcision. 0.83

01:02:54.360 Get on with your day.

01:02:55.680 I love it.

01:02:56.540 Yeah, I like it too, bro.

01:02:57.840 Here's what I like about it for real, though.

01:02:59.400 I like that everybody's making jokes out of it, and it's funny.

01:03:02.860 Like, there's too many serious crybaby turds on the internet. 0.69

01:03:07.080 Circumcisions aren't funny.

01:03:08.340 I'm offended.

01:03:09.080 Yeah.

01:03:09.500 Like, it's just fun.

01:03:10.440 It's funny to make, like, to have a sense of humor.

01:03:13.900 And it's cool when companies have one.

01:03:15.280 Yeah.

01:03:15.540 So, I like it.

01:03:16.180 That's real.

01:03:16.940 All right.

01:03:17.200 Well, thumbs up on that one.

01:03:18.600 Yeah.

01:03:19.140 Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got.

01:03:22.200 All right, guys.

01:03:22.840 That's the show.

01:03:24.020 Don't be a hoe. 1.00

01:03:25.320 Share the show.

01:03:25.840 Yeah.

01:03:26.940 Went from sleeping on the floor.

01:03:28.600 Now my jewelry box froze.

01:03:30.300 Fuck a pole.

01:03:31.100 Fuck a stove. 0.96

01:03:31.960 Counted millions in the cold.

01:03:33.640 Bad bitch. 1.00

01:03:34.460 Booted swole.

01:03:35.300 Got her on bankroll.

01:03:36.940 Can't fold.

01:03:37.820 Doesn't know.

01:03:38.600 Headshot.

01:03:39.440 Case closed.

01:03:40.260 Closed.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella - April 20, 2024

690. Andy & DJ CTI： Israel Strikes Back At Iran, Jury Selection Complete Of Trump Hush Money Trial & Biden Admin Leaves Hundreds Of U.S. Troops 'Hostage' In Niger

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REAL AF with Andy Frisella - April 20, 2024

690. Andy &#x26; DJ CTI： Israel Strikes Back At Iran, Jury Selection Complete Of Trump Hush Money Trial &#x26; Biden Admin Leaves Hundreds Of U.S. Troops &#x27;Hostage&#x27; In Niger

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690. Andy & DJ CTI： Israel Strikes Back At Iran, Jury Selection Complete Of Trump Hush Money Trial & Biden Admin Leaves Hundreds Of U.S. Troops 'Hostage' In Niger