REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 770. Andy, Duke Gomez & DJ CTI： Armed Venezuelan Gang Storms Colorado Apartment, Trump 'Respectfully' Honored Fallen Troops At Arlington Cemetery & Bud Light Back To Basics After Culture Wars Backlash

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00:02:26.920 show the show all right hey what's up dude oh man oh man what i got a little special special we do

00:02:33.180 we got a little special sauce today a little special man duke gomez is in the house what's up bro

00:02:39.080 i'm alive still yeah feels yo it's actually nice to see someone that has the same struggles as me with

00:02:44.560 all that shit you were saying yeah yeah shadow ban and shit yeah oh god you can hammer too what

00:02:49.900 oh bro i'm on my fifth instagram account really oh yeah bro let's backtrack to tiktok i'm on my

00:02:55.400 seventh tiktok account that's crazy yeah bro i had to make like 45 different emails like so you're on

00:03:01.940 the fucking list oh you're with us yeah bro i it got to but i was bad you think my shit's because i was

00:03:06.540 like i was too insane yeah see i like that i love it i like some of your shirts man bullying the only

00:03:13.440 action that builds character that's it that's fact yeah yeah but wearing that shit at a walmart dude or

00:03:19.260 a fucking shop right is the scariest shit ever dude i'll be buying groceries and i got a 90 year old

00:03:26.600 grandma behind me like what the fuck that's very scary bro bullying works we need more bullying

00:03:32.520 like i'm just being real like we need more bullying if we bullied people more often we

00:03:38.140 wouldn't have all this crazy shit i'm just saying i'm i've become pro bully i'm definitely down i know

00:03:44.000 you are also too you're also pro racism i mean you are i do like your pronouns though those are great

00:03:51.900 pronouns i switch them up sometimes but it's important that we respect those what are your

00:03:55.360 pronouns nick so i go by nick her oh i would i would have thought dickhead

00:04:00.000 that's fair too yeah i might i might make a special shirt just for you dick slash head and i'll email

00:04:12.180 right to your front doorstep i'll rock it you gotta wear it on the next show done send it send it man

00:04:19.960 but yeah good hey where can people get these shirts dukegomez.com for the most ruthless most amazing

00:04:26.600 quality merch that you could possibly get if you want to piss someone off dukegomez.com i can't tell

00:04:31.540 you how many people actually get in trouble with wearing that shit to school out places i get emails

00:04:37.820 from moms all the time like my son just got suspended for wearing a bullying shirt well listen it's not my

00:04:42.820 fault that your son is a giant nutsack okay and then you just join the team of nutsacks bro team

00:04:49.020 nutsack team nutsack all the way that's us yeah i'm with it man sweet well uh hey before we get

00:04:57.960 into it where can people find you at uh dukegomez7 is one instagram account i got dukegomez backup 2.0

00:05:04.080 there's i'll sit here for five hours missing off names so dukegomez7 on instagram yeah that's the main

00:05:11.220 one that's the that's the bread and butter cool sweet you get dj salivating over there talking about

00:05:16.020 bread and butter i mean i do like i got you excited huh i mean he got a little italian in

00:05:21.460 you man oh dude yeah what yeah i'm as white as could be he's from jersey bro yeah i asked him

00:05:28.220 what he got here i said that's where i get that's where i get it from you go i go where's home he

00:05:31.700 goes jersey i go that makes sense you got it so what's going on today dj a lot of interesting stuff

00:05:38.440 happening today um let's start off with the dumbass of the day i think that's a good place to start

00:05:43.860 it's always a nice three dumbasses we'll add one more yeah why not four um dumbass of the day goes

00:05:50.560 to this uh msnbc uh host who uh gets pissed off because he gets caught in the lie so let's dive

00:06:00.120 into this a little bit uh headline reads msnbc host threatens to sue trump aide cory lewandowski for

00:06:07.000 defamation than is exposed by his own words and shocking video um so the host is ari melber um

00:06:15.500 and he brought cory lewandowski on during a live broadcast of his own show that was a mistake

00:06:22.500 that's a mistake because cory's cory's fucking with it he's with it um but the exchange occurred

00:06:28.380 after lewandowski had the audacity to quote melber's own words back to him words that exposed the media's

00:06:35.340 obsession with sensationalizing any aspect of president donald trump's life uh even following

00:06:41.540 a failed assassination attempt so lewandowski uh again he's a senior campaign uh manager um he was

00:06:48.720 he played a big role more in 2016 and he's running the campaign right now trump just brought him back

00:06:53.300 that's right for this one yeah so he i don't think he did much in 2020 um but he's back in so uh but he

00:07:00.080 called out the msnbc host for his hypocrisy pointing out how melber had ascribed trump's

00:07:05.040 appearance at the rnc last month so let's watch this uh little exchange here fox news which has

00:07:12.240 been caught in defamation ran a false piece falsely stating that i said something else that i didn't

00:07:17.840 say so i stand on that i stand on the new york so you didn't say this bandage was a proper spectacle

00:07:24.460 from a candidate who's obsessed with spectacles that's fair a placard for delegates to fill in

00:07:30.160 an image for political mobilization a spectacle for this candidate who we know is by his own

00:07:36.220 admission obsessed with assorted spectacles these aren't mr londowski i did not say that that is a

00:07:43.500 false quote here it's clear you what you have is a false quote what you have is a false quote and if

00:07:48.700 you i'm putting you on notice if you continue to repeat falsely that i said that you will be

00:07:54.140 potentially in a defamation situation because i didn't say that but i understand that you're

00:07:58.120 working off the internet there's a lot of false information i wish you luck with that and cory

00:08:02.480 londowski we gave you time i appreciate you coming on for that thank you for joining me

00:08:06.300 cory londowski trump 2024 and we will be right back what an asshole dude listen and i don't even i

00:08:16.140 don't even like i don't i stay the fuck away from like all this shit because if i don't know fully

00:08:20.740 about it i don't put it on the internet and my dad always tells me that because he's like

00:08:23.840 but i mean dude they were talking about that trump bandage you know when he got shot

00:08:29.400 yeah yeah yeah and so they were saying it was fake they were saying it's fake and so he gets

00:08:33.200 called out for his own shit yeah then he did you see londowski's fucking face light up when he said

00:08:38.120 he didn't say it like if you watch the clip again like his his eyes he's getting like excited he's

00:08:42.920 like all right this guy walks right in my crap right there yeah it's funny while people it's

00:08:47.520 the same guy yeah no shame yeah no shit dude i did not say that that is a false quote here it's

00:08:54.940 click you what you have is a false quote and if you bring it back i'm putting you on notice if

00:09:00.620 you continue to repeat falsely like no no before that all the way kind of like in the beginning

00:09:06.200 when all right right here look at his face wait hold on right before that watch his face like

00:09:14.360 light up when he starts realizing this guy's gonna lie that's fair a placard for delegates to fill in

00:09:20.100 an image bro reverse the fucking video holy shit man we know you're making the segment all fucked up

00:09:26.940 falsely stating that i said something else that i didn't say so i stand on that you didn't say that

00:09:33.300 so you didn't say this bandage was a proper spectacle from a candidate who's obsessed with

00:09:38.540 spectacles all right that's fair he's full of shit yeah i mean cory's pretty fucking witty bro you

00:09:45.380 can't you can't you can't try to well what's crazy is is like what the fuck how do you not remember

00:09:49.860 you saying that like it was like a week ago well they're just saying that it's a complete lie like

00:09:53.920 like all these people they say all this shit and they forget that like it's on camera all the time

00:09:58.100 oh yeah and then once it's on camera it's never it's never gonna leave yeah off the internet

00:10:02.420 it's like all the shit you see those pandemic clips where they're all like saying all that crazy

00:10:06.360 shit and they're like say that yeah exactly no we didn't we didn't say that yeah we didn't even

00:10:10.640 show body backs what yeah that's crazy dumbass of the day uh good job sue us douchebag yeah no shit

00:10:20.180 man well let's get into our headlines guys remember if you want to see any of these pictures articles

00:10:24.800 links videos go to andy for seller.com you guys can find them linked there uh so we got three headlines

00:10:30.460 let's dive into them let's start with headline number one gotta talk about it going to colorado

00:10:35.440 um this shit is insane this is wild uh armed crew storms colorado apartment building overrun by

00:10:44.660 venezuelan gangs spilling out from sanctuary city uh with a while have you seen this fucking

00:10:50.300 probably not oh dude dude i try to stay as far off the internet as it can because this shit will

00:10:54.020 brain fuck you dude yeah we're totally brain fucked here oh dude that shit is so bad all of us

00:10:59.140 everybody listening it is what it is holy fuck this shit's wild man so a shocking video shows a crew

00:11:06.900 of gun-wielding men stormed through a colorado apartment building reportedly overrun by a dangerous

00:11:13.380 venezuelan prison gang the group of heavily armed men including three with handguns and one with a

00:11:19.300 rifle enter the troubled apartment complex in the diverse suburb of aurora and break into a unit the

00:11:26.160 clip obtained by kdvr shows the footage was captured earlier this month shortly before a shootout at

00:11:33.120 the complex uh the edge at lorry severely injured one person um and damaged multiple cars according to

00:11:41.100 the local news station so um a separate clip at a different time shows two men bashing the lock

00:11:46.760 of a unit with a tire iron inside the same housing complex where migrants have moved in the recent

00:11:52.340 crime at the building has left residents of the edge on edge here's a clip of the uh breaking

00:11:58.300 i mean look man they're probably just hungry

00:12:27.640 yeah they're probably just hungry those look they look like they were getting ready to go to church

00:12:31.820 you know those are future their future dentists and lawyers and doctors best of the best you know

00:12:38.860 these fine young men i don't know why you're picking on them dj yeah i think you're a fucking racist

00:12:44.020 possibly yeah uh but let's see what the residents had to say uh they're racist too they are uh the

00:12:49.860 article continues saying it's been a nightmare and i can't wait to get out of here um they're moving

00:12:54.820 out in droves um this one uh one of the the residents say they have to put five locks on

00:13:01.900 their apartment door from the top to bottom um as long uh along with a security bar jammer um now

00:13:09.040 police uh for denver the police department they released a statement um saying that the denver

00:13:15.520 police department takes the presence of trend de aragua which is the name of the prison gang

00:13:20.440 they must be jacked yeah well they didn't look that jack yeah i'm just saying trend

00:13:25.240 you know you could have blew right through those who's like cleanx tissue paper yeah you don't have

00:13:31.820 to work out it's crazy like it's crazy seeing some of these dudes with like those massive guns that

00:13:36.840 are literally built like fucking flat stanley yeah and they just get blown away when like that shit

00:13:41.760 is just insane i like those videos like i watch all those gang videos from like from like brazil and

00:13:47.000 bro that shit is crazy have you seen that one where them dudes are walking out of the fucking

00:13:51.580 convenience store and the dudes drive by them with a fully automatic oh i did see that yeah and

00:13:55.400 then they run back and they still shoot at him yeah that shit is like they're shooting at him while

00:13:59.700 he's down bro that looked like a movie it's a different that shit is crazy yeah i did well i saw

00:14:04.700 that on twitter yeah that's a whole different breed man i love that shit i mean i i i mean i don't

00:14:10.380 feel bad that people are getting shot but i definitely like i can't help but watch it you might need to

00:14:14.600 get checked out dude i know bro it's what you said dude mine fucks your brain bro i watch that

00:14:20.740 shit and i'm like all right i'm gonna go i'm gonna go to the beach for the day i'm off that shit

00:14:23.800 i can't that shit fucks me up and it's like x has you could like i guess that's what's calling that

00:14:29.960 actually you could i mean you could post whatever the fuck you want on there like a video like that

00:14:33.860 would never be able to post on instagram to take it down immediately yeah so it's like it is pretty

00:14:37.720 crazy it's a sketchy scroll on x yeah god damn you either see a pair of tits or you're seeing someone

00:14:42.340 getting rocked yeah but that's how the internet should be man yeah it should be just wide open

00:14:47.000 that's what i mean with exceptions i mean i feel like there should be some exception like none of

00:14:51.860 that trans shit no i agree yeah like that shit none of that kid everything else yeah yeah yo that shit i

00:14:57.280 that is crazy the trans shit fucking insane um but dpd has responded saying that the safety of their

00:15:04.520 residents and officers is always a top priority um and they've been getting destroyed uh because not

00:15:11.600 even a week before the break-in this is what the streets of aurora colorado looked like check

00:15:17.560 this clip out nigga the venezuelans is taking over they just jacked them they're just robbing people

00:15:27.100 in the middle of the fucking rooms these niggas is out here tripping

00:15:30.840 bro damn they done made a mess of shit

00:15:35.520 oh my god well thank god it's a target

00:15:41.560 i'm surprised we don't see a bunch of pumpkin spice ladies out there picking that shit up

00:15:48.100 what is that nigga they cracking off in the air and everything they driving over this

00:16:01.000 nigga we almost just got hit

00:16:03.860 holy shit

00:16:09.060 bro they ain't gonna be laughing too much longer no what do you gain out of doing that

00:16:17.980 is it like free shit i guess yeah but i mean the thing is guys it's not just fucking colorado

00:16:25.520 that's dealing with this this you know they call it a surge but new york chicago um california

00:16:31.640 they're all experiencing a massive like surge of this specific uh prison gang um where in california

00:16:39.600 this just happened uh 20 migrants just tried to fucking board stop a fucking elementary school bus

00:16:45.780 on the highway and board it um because these gangs are involved in trafficking and drug trafficking and

00:16:52.380 child trafficking sex trafficking um and so it's wild but the thing is like what's the response from

00:16:57.280 government right we heard dpd what is california doing about it they're giving them 150 000 home

00:17:04.960 loans to buy houses why why do they need loans they just take them that's where my god damn tax money

00:17:12.300 went dude that's right i was just and you're racist if you don't fucking think that it's if you don't

00:17:17.200 agree that they should come here you know that right i mean yeah they've uncle sam walked into my house

00:17:25.060 and pulled my pants down and fucked me with no lube yeah all i was just like i didn't because i was so

00:17:32.340 new to everything at the time that i was getting tired like i didn't realize it would get to that

00:17:35.320 point oh my lanta i got railed yeah and i'm just like all right like i'm still i'm driving my car

00:17:40.940 there's still fucking potholes everywhere fix the fucking roads then yeah nope they don't give a fuck

00:17:46.000 let's put that right into section eight housing yeah let's just let's just let venezuela oh that guy looks

00:17:51.820 like a dick he's a fucking douchebag oh my god this is like number one cheese dick yeah here he is a

00:17:58.760 number one cheese douchebag he gavin newsom look at that fucking guy he looks like he was cloned to

00:18:04.880 play a caricature of a politician oh yeah that's what he looks that dude's got a face only a mother

00:18:10.720 could love dude i can't imagine imagine waking up next to that fuck that dude dude i don't i can't

00:18:19.160 believe that's a real human if i'm being honest he looks like that fucking what's that movie with

00:18:24.000 the with the with the frozen guy no bro you're talking about fucking america's psycho am i or

00:18:29.300 maybe not i'm thinking of the one jim carrey with the mask the mask he looks like american psycho to

00:18:34.960 me he looks like mike tyson's punching bag he looks like he sucks dicks yeah that's a fact

00:18:41.380 not that there's anything wrong with that i mean just an observation guys cheese gate cheese

00:18:48.160 grading that meat fuck man but yeah i mean this guy's a douchebag who even is that that's gavin

00:18:53.140 newsom bro that's like the governor of california oh fuck that guy bro he's gonna run for president

00:18:57.080 yo did you see what they passed in california recently i just saw it which one oh there was

00:19:03.980 one thing i saw someone sent it to me that's how i saw it it was like uh they passed a law where

00:19:08.480 if the kid wants to i identify like if the kid identifies as like um whatever those is like a

00:19:14.080 furry or like wants to be a girl and he's a guy uh the teacher has to get permission from the kid

00:19:20.240 in order to tell his parents yeah it's bro not only that fuck not only that in some places

00:19:26.360 you can lose custody of your kids by not allowing them to transition bro and these kids are transitioning

00:19:33.240 at like five six years old yeah because their parents are mentally it's gloomy yes bro that

00:19:39.600 they're listen man some of these parents like real talk like it's crazy that we have tests to like

00:19:46.080 drive we don't have a test to be a parent like you should be look this is going to be in my policy

00:19:52.260 my brother says that all is yeah like we're going to figure out a way to temporary sterilize

00:19:58.480 everybody until they pass a test yeah i don't fix the population i mean we're halfway there with

00:20:04.460 the vaccines and shit yeah yeah anyway yeah it's fucking insane fucking douchebag um but yeah so

00:20:11.240 they're giving them 150 000 for loans migrants specifically these illegal that's insane they're

00:20:17.480 in california or denver in california in california where those same migrants are fucking trying to

00:20:22.780 you got fucking 10 you got a hundred thousand fucking veterans on the fucking in remember we

00:20:29.200 were out there bro there's tents have you been to california lately like in la i went to i want yeah

00:20:34.760 i've never seen so much human shit in my bro it's insane unbelievable we were there three years ago and

00:20:41.120 it was bad and i know it's worse now i went there a lot a couple months ago terrible fuck terrible so you

00:20:46.700 got all these guys who fucking served our country living in tents and shit outside the the facilities

00:20:53.840 but let's give these motherfuckers that come from other places 150 grand to buy a house bro these

00:20:59.940 people proposing this shit should be in fucking jail no no that's the thing and like i mean why would

00:21:05.160 they do it well what's the point of giving and like i mean not only that bro they're also uh

00:21:09.660 well that's a lot of they're also uh california's just passed this law to banning voter id

00:21:15.020 in elections to allow them to also vote and it's like why would they do that well it's because

00:21:20.460 we're you know funding these cities with billions of fucking dollars to give to do this it's it's i

00:21:27.040 mean it's all written out there man and so i mean it's fucked up shit we'll see how it goes though man

00:21:31.700 well how do i get my 150 i think you we i think we should both should go there i think let's all three

00:21:37.400 go there and like be these like let's show up with lizzo they'll be scared bro did you see she's

00:21:42.880 losing weight now bullying works i just made a video on it really yep dude yo i'm believe me

00:21:48.260 that fucking she seen my shit and i'm praying she did what'd you say you bro it cut to me and i

00:21:55.740 was like we got lizzo working out before gta 6 that's awesome dude that's fucking incredible

00:22:01.360 and it's like it's like and i dude she was my nurse nemesis for years dude yo when lizzo takes

00:22:08.880 a bath her feet don't get wet do you guys know about that yeah bro fuck like that yo i despise

00:22:17.040 that shit you're fucking normalizing obesity bro i'm with you dude it's disgusting shit it's super

00:22:22.180 harmful it's harmful for culture nobody buys it nobody looks at these 500 pound women and says

00:22:28.740 oh fuck yeah bro she oh like dude it's the real shit that you see the memes about all the women

00:22:34.520 say oh she's so beautiful and listen dude she might be the nicest woman i don't know her personally

00:22:41.140 i'm not trying to be a bully but bullying does work but let's be real dude all these women are full of

00:22:48.660 shit just like they're full of shit with the feminist bullshit yep they fucking say oh look how

00:22:54.460 beautiful lizzo is and if you fucking turn around and look at them and you say man you remind me of

00:22:59.400 lizzo they get pissed off exactly yeah and that's another thing we need to boycott fat models dude

00:23:06.180 dude because i was on on victoria's secret website last valentine's day getting uh this this girl that

00:23:11.480 i was talking to some panties and shit and i'm like yo i want to see it on a hot chick i don't want

00:23:15.920 to see it on a fucking 400 pound bitch what is that and that shit and then i'm like all right and

00:23:20.920 then i feel bad for my chick now because she ain't gonna get any of that yeah i don't know what

00:23:24.260 it's gonna look like well bro it's it's oh my she can't even fit on the screen dude yeah she but

00:23:30.720 she's looking good though she's probably down 100 she does look a lot better but like i'm just not

00:23:36.420 down with this fucking lying about fucking attractiveness okay like it's a fucking lie like

00:23:41.420 okay i'm i know there's some dudes that are into that shit i know a couple dudes like that

00:23:46.980 black dudes i know i know skinny white dudes are into that shit bro no i got one dude yeah he loves

00:23:52.220 that shit yeah i i i know a dude who's super skinny white guy he fucking loves that shit bro but like

00:23:59.160 i applaud him huh i applaud those how do you even do that i could you must have a fucking i would love

00:24:05.260 to know the mathematic equation to fuck a fat bitch you gotta be like a horse you gotta you gotta be

00:24:09.680 packing some yeah yeah because like dude the depth is it's like in there you know i'm saying it's

00:24:14.880 it's like you know drill drill drill drill baby drill

00:24:17.780 look bro i applaud lizzo for doing this but it's you know like people are mad at her about it they're

00:24:28.060 like oh i thought you were about this bro she finally figured out it's not healthy man she's

00:24:32.680 gonna die yes yeah and like dude pushing this fucking standard of obesity like you said duke

00:24:38.300 that is very harmful to society and it is it is about demoralization and and like we talk about

00:24:44.600 it's about making you dependent on the system they want you fucking fat so you consume their food so

00:24:50.480 you have to consume their medication you sit at home and mega consume their data this is all about

00:24:55.440 money and they're handicapping people and then they're convincing people who are overweight that

00:24:59.980 it's okay look bro if you're overweight and you're working to get better i will fucking walk the whole path

00:25:05.780 with you i will go there is not another motherfucker in the world that will do the shit with you more

00:25:11.600 than me i will do it with you but like bro i'm not gonna sit here and lie about it like

00:25:15.680 it's not attractive at all except to the little skinny white dude you know who needs his taxes paid

00:25:22.180 another thing that pisses me off too even more is i fucking hate when i pull up to like a restaurant

00:25:30.140 or something and a fat person parks in a fucking handicapped spot yeah it's not a handicap my brother

00:25:35.420 my brother's an amputee he's got one leg yeah so like sometimes like he never uses that excuse

00:25:40.220 he hates parking in the handicapped spot but he is a handicap isn't that funny though yeah people

00:25:44.040 who are really handicapped don't do it yeah they don't do it yeah and bro it's like you you should

00:25:48.600 be parking as far away from the fucking restaurant as possible you need the miles bitch yeah

00:25:52.380 get that step far away from the goddamn building as you pop find the last parking spot that that

00:25:58.360 place offers man it's it's just the truth i'm not gonna lie i feel the same way about the

00:26:03.300 fucking scooters and walmart yes never mind the scooters and walmart i was just at disney world last year

00:26:07.940 yeah bro i didn't see one person using the scooter with an actual like handicap yeah it was all just

00:26:13.580 just fucking and the scooters were gone in like 20 minutes yeah jay breaks yeah that's crazy bro i i

00:26:20.140 agree it's not a handicap it's a self-induced condition it's called lack of discipline and food

00:26:25.740 addiction and food addiction is a real thing but it's you can overcome that just like you overcome

00:26:30.180 alcohol or drugs or anything they think the world revolves around them because they're fat as fuck yeah

00:26:34.880 and it's just not well and it it wasn't always that way it's just that way now because it's

00:26:39.560 been culturally pushed for the last decade like bro thanks pal yeah no shit short golf i i i i am

00:26:46.520 happy she's losing weight yo i used to dm her all the time i was only the boxers you talk shit but i

00:26:51.800 don't even think i could get to her if i boxed her that'd be like punching she's fucking punching

00:26:55.160 bro i think she's i mean i i think that'd be dangerous bro i mean she's big bro she's like

00:27:00.800 gorlok you can't let her play no i think gorlok's bigger yeah gorlok the destroyer too she's pretty

00:27:05.980 tall that's a dude yeah yeah dude i tried yo i was talking did you see those videos where they

00:27:12.020 fucking where they send the hot girl up to the dude and they're like hey you want to meet my sister

00:27:16.760 and she walks up hilarious yeah i watch those all the time that's so fucked up it is yeah

00:27:23.080 well yeah man well go on a diet you know i'm saying like be healthy she looks she's looking

00:27:28.720 i'll say this bro she's she's down 100 pounds at least oh definitely that video that the video

00:27:33.440 i reacted to she was looking for so i was it cut to me and i was like lizzo you might have a chance

00:27:37.340 for me pal yeah hey in like 10 years i i i think this is thumbs up i know it's not thumbs up but i

00:27:43.960 give her credit dude that'll that'll back up my statement of saying bullying builds character that's

00:27:48.460 right bro that's right section used to be like insane yeah dude that's right and now and now she's

00:27:54.080 like all right i gotta do something now she's on my side that's right she wasn't

00:27:57.040 bro motherfucker i when i was fat i got made fun of all the fucking time on the internet and like

00:28:02.620 bro i'd get pissed but i knew they were right yeah you know and i'll tell you the comp somebody left

00:28:07.700 i still haven't him i still have it it says what's the c this is when i had first form and s2 this is

00:28:14.280 like 2015 when i was 350 and it said what's the ceo too fucking rich to use his own products

00:28:20.060 and and that changed my whole life i was like fuck and i fucking lost 100 pounds the next year and then i

00:28:25.640 i haven't gained any of it back you know i'm saying like bro sometimes that shit

00:28:30.060 is i mean it is i always say like you you need that like you need that one friend in your friend

00:28:36.560 group that is just like honest with you yeah like you can't be surrounded with a bunch of yes men yeah

00:28:41.280 you can't yeah i want that one person that like if i'm going out the night and you don't like my

00:28:45.500 outfit tell me i look like dog shit yeah yeah okay if there's something on my face smear it off

00:28:50.240 pal don't make me look like a jerk off when i'm in public that's the difference between guys and

00:28:54.360 girls though because girls oh my god girls will intentionally tell a girl she looks good knowing

00:28:58.480 she looks like shit look at a bitch's comment section on ig that is the fakest thing in america

00:29:04.100 oh my god you look beautiful now bitch you're 540 and you need a treadmill now

00:29:09.660 i i hate looking at girls uh fucking no no uh shit this guy's get him a mat dude man dude listen

00:29:17.680 it's black holy shit it's black no the caffeine's kicking in man

00:29:24.060 yo you need another energy jake bob no that's the problem oh fuck have the whole fridge take the whole

00:29:30.280 case home with you and i was gonna ask you you don't take no grenades you're not gonna follow

00:29:36.420 no grenades is that that's like the bigger one the big set nah dude i'd stay away from there and

00:29:41.660 it's so funny bro i'll have bigger people like um like when i'm out at a bar or something i'd be

00:29:46.920 like that's the guy that fat shames people yes it is and i do it every time i go i go yes is there

00:29:52.980 a problem like i don't understand it's the greatest way to defeat any kind of hating like dude people

00:29:58.340 always talk shit to me i'm like yep yeah that you're right yes it's very true i do fat shame i don't

00:30:03.640 apologize but i do say that yeah yeah i had a girl throw a drink in my face dude really yeah and i

00:30:09.620 just let it rock i was like thanks for the shower sweetheart thanks for the shower it ain't a party

00:30:14.720 unless you get a drink in your face yep it's true man guys jumping on this conversation let us know

00:30:19.100 what you guys think down in the comments uh with that being said let's go cruise some of these all

00:30:23.440 right uh yo these are awesome dude you like them yeah bro it was sick so this first comment uh comes

00:30:31.240 from coffin on kush sheen coffin on kush this dude cannot wait to storm the capital again

00:30:39.680 i mean

00:30:43.460 i do kind of regret i missed it the first time we watched it wait i don't get it the j6 shit they're

00:30:50.380 talking about yeah i'm saying oh oh he's just yeah they're saying i'm a domestic terrorist

00:30:53.900 here's the deal coffin on kush kush ream um see if i was to storm the capital i bring my fucking

00:31:01.820 guns because it'd be a real insurrection so i'm not like one of these pussies that calls it an

00:31:06.660 insurrection because you want to for political reasons a real insurrection would be if i was

00:31:11.160 there there would be heads on fucking stakes and there would be a lot of guns and probably my tank

00:31:15.460 a lot of guns you like guns i shot one for the first time ever like last month and i had no idea

00:31:20.860 what the fuck i was doing dude oh man i put my eye too close to the scope yeah i'm a bitch i sound

00:31:24.940 like one right now saying that dude i almost ended up like helen keller blew the eye socket out

00:31:29.740 i was like i'm good off the guns we gotta get you in missouri more we got you you guys shoot a lot

00:31:36.040 around here oh yeah we should off backboard dude i want to shoot a sniper so bad i would just have

00:31:41.280 to bring an extra pair of diapers it ain't no big deal really yeah it's awesome you come out for

00:31:47.340 one day bro you'll you'll be hooked i'm telling you i'm gonna come out with a bike and everything

00:31:50.800 yeah i need the whole the whole rundown yeah we gotta have a farm day with duke and motorcycles

00:31:55.800 and dudes yeah let's do it i like that shit uh this next comment comes from tyler james buzzwell

00:32:02.100 uh lol this guy figured out how to use a computer yesterday he's talking about you i think that

00:32:07.600 was yeah that was direct he's talking about you yeah i did you figured out how to speak today

00:32:13.060 the truth is i still don't know how to use one i appreciate it tyler thanks um look at that

00:32:19.840 little kid talking shit to you yeah how are you gonna let that happen the kid's fucking 10 years

00:32:24.800 old oh my god kids do talk a lot of shit yeah it's because they play that call of duty bro yeah bro

00:32:31.260 they play call of duty we need to bring back the black ops lobby yeah that was lit oh yeah well now

00:32:37.180 they got all the ai shit involved in like the chat now so like they like monitor what you say it's not

00:32:42.920 even just typing shit bro ai is the craziest shit it's insane ever they're also these ai dudes are

00:32:48.780 making fake like naked chicks and putting them on only fans and making a shit ton of money

00:32:53.860 how they do that bro never mind them doing that what asshole is buying that like you should get

00:33:03.980 your credit you should get your credit your credit score should go down if you're buying it's these

00:33:07.660 motherfuckers that fucking look at lizzo and they're like oh she's so beautiful and they sit at home they

00:33:12.700 collect their check they play fucking video games and they fucking jerk off all day they don't ever

00:33:18.260 they've never touched a real woman ever they've never seen real boobies like the ever bro and they

00:33:24.600 fucking have 50 subscriptions to only fans they send them fucking flowers it's like dude it's the

00:33:29.820 simpiest weakest fucking shit in the world it's the whole problem with the world bro

00:33:33.960 we gotta like we need it the internet needs to go away so men look men do great things for pussy

00:33:40.000 that's the fucking facts and if you make it hard to get it they will conquer the earth to get it but

00:33:45.980 now it's all over the place for free and for these girls showing their fucking ass for three bucks

00:33:51.580 you know like men now men are just like fuck it i fucking i'm i get it for free you know like

00:33:58.660 doesn't even feel like bro when i when i was young like when i was you know fucking 15 16 17

00:34:05.020 i knew i'm like fuck i like girls a lot thank god yeah and then i'm like and i'm not that attractive

00:34:14.980 so i gotta get rich so like dude i knew it i knew the game bro so i knew i had to go to work

00:34:22.740 but like it ain't like that anymore man i always like to laugh too i always tell people yeah that's

00:34:27.540 right you gotta be you gotta be rich or funny yeah if you can make a chick laugh and giggle you can

00:34:31.400 make that ass clap and jiggle i say it is it is fun and the best that's the fucking truth too though

00:34:38.340 it's the best when a girl wants nothing to do you happens all the time go to my guy let me get like

00:34:42.480 30 minutes of your time you hot piece of shit you know i and they love that compliment because they

00:34:48.500 don't know how to take that you call them a hot piece of shit they're like all right you're throwing me off

00:34:51.780 i'm like yeah i got you right where i need you sweetie yep and they're all stupid as hell dude

00:34:58.940 the ones over by me are just really dumb it's just it's just like doorknobs dude i got no comment

00:35:06.160 hey yeah yeah if it works it works i ain't broke don't fix it yeah my move used to be real i can't

00:35:12.400 even say my move oh shit i retired damn buddy hung up the boots yeah i had so i had a fucking move

00:35:20.420 that was undeniable worked every time every single fucking time but i can't say it because if i say

00:35:25.860 it publicly all the people be using it and it won't be working yeah you can't write your secrets

00:35:30.660 out yeah that's where i fucked up yeah shit happens now everyone's gonna use that giggle on that was

00:35:36.220 mine yeah it's a good one it is it needs to be a shirt dude oh yeah we're in the works for it there

00:35:41.120 you go yeah i gotta i gotta make men men again sure coming too i like that yeah that's a good one

00:35:47.380 uh andy you pissed off a couple of kevins i did with the you remember the kev dog comment kev dog yeah

00:35:53.420 we talked about yeah you pissed off some kevins i did so kev dog does not represent all kevins this

00:35:58.100 has been a public service announcement okay yeah so well i mean i never said it did no kevin is a

00:36:07.280 weird name though that's a that is like that i bet you 40 that guy has boat shoes on right now

00:36:12.740 sperry's kevin is a fucking boat shoe name wears sperry's and doesn't have a boat nick

00:36:18.780 dick i got this one bar by my house it's filled with them all chads yeah hate those dudes bro not

00:36:27.640 giga chads either just regular just like just like button up collar like buddy go home dude

00:36:34.660 fucking sweater around their waist yeah yeah cock in their hand like

00:36:38.340 thumb up the ass like dude fuck out of here oh man this last comment let's check this one out

00:36:47.420 um from at team aspire to inspire if the four uh if the fourth full moon of the year hadn't already

00:36:54.760 passed i'd be scared as fuck because all the andy christ doesn't miss i don't like that name

00:36:59.640 that's not a good name let's stop that i don't miss though motherfucker hey it's been trending hey

00:37:06.300 you're right it's the fucking uh i'm in the fucking uh what is it the freemasons i'm naughty yeah

00:37:14.700 i got accused of being a freemason for the thousandth time yeah it's trending how's andy say

00:37:21.700 all this shit not go to jail i don't know man i'm kind of wondering it too all right but guys we

00:37:29.380 appreciate you for being real ass fans keep liking keep commenting make sure you guys hit the bell

00:37:33.420 notification on the tube stay up to date with the latest headlines uh and latest episodes dropping

00:37:38.140 from really f with that being said headline number two uh let's talk about get on trump a little bit

00:37:44.360 trump's been getting some heat here lately this uh today uh headline reads trump respectfully honored

00:37:49.920 fallen troops at arlington national cemetery amid altercation report so apparently some shit

00:37:55.540 happened when he was uh right before he was laying the wreath uh for the 13 fallen servicemen and women

00:38:01.900 so let's dive into this a little bit um so ap released this this article this headline saying

00:38:08.660 arlington cemetery official was pushed aside in trump staff altercation but won't press charges

00:38:15.100 so apparently there was a altercation that happened before the wreath ceremony where a member of trump's

00:38:23.280 staff pushed a member of the arlington cemetery uh staff because of the cameras being allowed and not

00:38:31.040 allowed some weird shit happened in there so let's dive into this a little bit an arlington national

00:38:35.920 cemetery official was abruptly pushed aside during an altercation with former president donald trump's staff

00:38:41.400 during a wreath laying ceremony but declined to press charges an army spokesman said thursday

00:38:47.400 a statement said the cemetery employee was trying to make sure those participating in the wreath laying

00:38:53.860 ceremony earlier this week were following the rules quote this employee acted with professionalism

00:38:59.880 and avoided further disruption the statement said the incident was reported to the police but the employee

00:39:04.820 decided not to press charges the army said it considered the matter closed uh trump's campaign was

00:39:11.060 warned about not taking photographs before the altercation at arlington national cemetery

00:39:16.160 during a wreath laying ceremony on monday to honor service members killed in afghanistan war of withdrawal

00:39:22.840 a defense official told the ap on wednesday the defense official speaking on condition of anonymity

00:39:29.360 to discuss a sensitive matter said that the trump campaign was warned about not taking photographs

00:39:35.140 in section 60 which is where the members were buried at uh before their arrival uh and the altercation

00:39:41.720 60 section 60 is the burial site for military personnel killed while fighting in afghanistan and iraq so

00:39:48.180 um the media runs this fucking story right runs this narrative that like there was a fight between a trump

00:39:54.960 official on the campaign staff and this arlington national cemetery uh member um but the media is lying

00:40:02.360 saying and the gold star families the parents and relatives of those fallen are coming out saying that

00:40:07.800 no that's complete bullshit um saying that you know one trump was actually invited there to do that by those

00:40:14.240 family members um the media team for trump there was already you know a meeting that they had on the sunday

00:40:21.400 before where the family said that hey we want them to bring cameras to take pictures um at the site

00:40:27.080 uh this is one of the pictures for example um where you're not supposed to be taking pictures but

00:40:32.240 because one of the parents of the fallen were not able to be there they wanted pictures so that way

00:40:36.660 they could share the experience um and you know how mainstream media does what they do uh best

00:40:43.280 which is just lots of fucking everybody um but another news so that that happened but that's not even

00:40:48.300 the stories uh here's the the the main story um we know that com uh com queen uh and uh timmy

00:40:55.620 to the walls they're they haven't done a press interview in like over a month

00:41:00.780 well now they're doing one and they're getting blasted for it um harrison walls sits down for first

00:41:07.540 major television interview of their presidential campaign um so vice president kamala harris and

00:41:13.220 her running mate uh will sit down thursday for their first major television interview of their

00:41:18.740 presidential campaign as the duo travels in southeast georgia on a bus tour uh they're doing the

00:41:24.340 interview with dana bash from cnn um and the problem is is that it was supposed to just be

00:41:31.780 kamala and now she's doing it with tim walls uh which even anderson cooper from cnn um said that

00:41:38.720 that's going to decrease the amount she's going to be pressed because now she has her cover buddy

00:41:43.120 with she's not going to get pressed anyway it's on fucking cnn it's dana it's dana bash is dana bash

00:41:47.800 the fucking mean dark-headed one no she's the blonde uh the weird looking blonde she did the debate

00:41:53.000 with uh trump and biden that other one looks like the devil which one that dark hair one

00:41:59.020 with the fucking unibrow the asshole yeah she's an asshole yeah i know you're talking about yeah

00:42:04.260 she's an asshole she could be cute but she's just so fucking mean i think that's a stretch you have to

00:42:09.040 well you have to do some work up here you know it's a lot of beer get rid of that burt a lot of

00:42:13.760 beer yeah out of drinking involved up top yeah i'll get you it is it is that's the catapult it's

00:42:20.560 like a whole bottle but uh but yeah even harris uh anderson cooper jumped in on this saying paul i

00:42:27.400 want to uh talk about the interview tomorrow that's going to be airing dana bash is doing it here for

00:42:32.120 cnn it's harris and walls harris is obviously being criticized by some for not doing the interview

00:42:38.260 solo do you think she should have done her first major interview since accepting the nomination alone

00:42:43.500 i don't know how long this interview is going to be but obviously with two people it does eat up the

00:42:48.580 time that a reporter can ask her directly questions and follow up with her directly um and so you have

00:42:55.960 that happen and then the same day that happens apparently now harris is in the lead over trump

00:43:00.220 in polls by reuters who the fuck believes that who believes that like you go up and down the street

00:43:07.080 dude of anywhere any of these videos anybody's doing that are street walking videos and they ask

00:43:12.460 anybody who they're voting for and they are saying fucking trump like you ask anybody

00:43:17.300 dude they're oversampling the democrats to create a false poll it's it's just insane dude which hasn't

00:43:25.820 spoken to anybody in over a month didn't they didn't they photoshop like a photo of a crowd

00:43:31.460 in front of like a plane i think they've done well there was some stuff about the plane being like ai

00:43:37.000 generators or something something yeah there was there was something about that i don't know i

00:43:41.540 couldn't find the actual like you know what i know for sure what well that was inconclusive because

00:43:46.860 some people were saying it was some i don't know but i tell you what for sure they're doing i know

00:43:51.260 this for sure because i got people on the ground at these events is they're taping off like so at

00:43:57.660 at events you know they'll put these big drapes down to make this to block off all the empty seats

00:44:03.640 and when they went to and they sardine everybody yes one area yes and when they went to milwaukee

00:44:09.440 during the the dnc they tried to make it look like they sold out the chicago venue and then they had

00:44:16.440 overflow at milwaukee and milwaukee they cordoned it all off to one section and and just did it for tv

00:44:23.380 and i know that for a fact because i had friends that are i'm not gonna say what they do but they

00:44:29.120 were there and they said i got a video that's crazy yeah no it's insane that's fucking i showed

00:44:34.520 you the video right yeah i've seen it i've seen it i'm not gonna put it up there because i don't

00:44:38.480 want to burn who sent my i don't want to burn my contacts people believe everything they fucking

00:44:42.360 see in the internet that's what's well there's so much deception it's it's really insane the crazy

00:44:47.520 and it's not russian disinformation it's our own fucking government that does it i think the worst

00:44:52.620 part about it like i just can't get over the fact that like bro like two months ago

00:44:56.060 people fucking hate they still hate her bro listen they still hate her it's all fucking fake

00:45:02.920 that listen dude i'm telling you it is all fake people still hate her and they actually hate her

00:45:09.520 more all right when we get they are what is going on here is they are propping her up in the media

00:45:17.020 they're using deceptive techniques in every way shape or form they are fucking with the polls by

00:45:22.580 oversampling democrats and not sampling a actual fair unbiased group of people to create the

00:45:30.300 perception that it's close enough so they can fucking cheat that's what the fuck this is about

00:45:34.780 it's not about anything other than that and and dude nobody likes her she's not she can't talk

00:45:39.820 she she has no policy bro they don't even have a policy they said oh our policy will be published

00:45:46.360 after the election the election there was there was like another visitor she was like everyone has

00:45:53.140 to be more woke yeah like be well i'm like all right go woke go broke dude like that's fucking crazy

00:45:58.360 yeah people are over it dude and and i think the longer i think the more they push with this like

00:46:05.880 obnoxiously deceptive and fake shit the more the people who were democrats who were like this is

00:46:13.740 fucked up are being like damn dude look how bad they really are it's like it's dude it really is

00:46:20.200 it's like when you grow up and you have like an uncle that you always like thought was cool and

00:46:25.200 then you figure out a little bit you're like brand this guy's kind of fucked up and then you start

00:46:28.920 watching yeah but then you start watching them and then you're like holy shit dude my uncle's a total

00:46:34.000 degenerate like you start seeing the truth when you like open yourself up to it and so there's a lot

00:46:39.600 of these people who are who are opened up to it now who are the more they push the more they're

00:46:45.100 realizing that this is total bullshit so i would argue if they were pulling the exact same way as

00:46:52.000 they did four months ago i bet you she has less of approval rating now than she than she did originally

00:46:57.400 which was like 27 which was 27 yeah dude i think another thing too a lot of the stuff that and it's

00:47:03.220 starting to come back now is like even just the shit with covid you know what i'm saying like how bad

00:47:07.000 was covid up there for you because you were in new jersey new jersey bro i used to get i i that the

00:47:12.160 whole mass thing was the most unbelievable fucking thing in the world and the and the the craziest

00:47:17.060 part was like going to a restaurant and having it on and then sitting down and take it off that's

00:47:22.820 like having a pissing section in a fucking swimming pool yeah it's the same shit it's crazy bro and then

00:47:29.760 and the virus is so smart it's an intelligent virus yeah it's not it's not it's it's like it's

00:47:34.760 everywhere they flew around the booth and paragliders over the border still wear it though

00:47:40.100 to this day dude in cars alone oh my god bro think how psychologically like manipulated and

00:47:47.560 fuck that person has to be oh you still do that 100 believe that like they're gonna die from yes

00:47:53.860 it's sad dude it's sad those are the real victims of this entire thing people who got forced into taking

00:47:59.840 the vaccine people who have been manipulated to believe that this is gonna kill them and still

00:48:04.600 fucking believe that shit those are those are the people that like the 0.01 percent of germs that

00:48:10.180 lysol doesn't kill yeah is them yeah no shit that's a good point that's a great point man yeah man well

00:48:17.600 guys jump in on this conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments what do you

00:48:21.840 think about what which part just about this did you see how they criticized trump for doing thumbs up in

00:48:27.560 the photo so he took a photo with the 13 families and then he did thumbs up and they fucking ran a

00:48:33.880 story being like trump insensitive around the 13 families he fucking did a thumbs up and everybody

00:48:39.820 else in the fucking photo all the families were doing thumbs up and this fucking piece of shit joe

00:48:45.640 biden was looking at his fucking watch when they were trying to shake his hand when they were coming

00:48:50.140 off the plane with and they didn't say shit about it no but they're gonna fucking attack this dude for

00:48:54.400 dude listen they weren't even joe biden incompetent even go i have been very middle of the road but

00:49:00.400 like the more they start the more they're doing this the more i'm just being real it's making me

00:49:04.900 love trump like it's starting to make me be like fuck i love this dude like these guys fucking hate

00:49:10.040 him so bad i'm starting to like him like a lot yeah exactly dude man that's real shit yeah see see

00:49:17.220 that guy that guy that guy is handicapped yeah that's a handicap that is trauma that's that's

00:49:22.980 trauma you you're you're fucking mom yelling at you when you're four years old that's not trauma

00:49:28.560 that's trauma fucking pussies anyway yeah man guys jumping on this conversation let us know what you

00:49:35.700 guys think down in the comments fucking trauma yeah with that being said let's get to our third and

00:49:40.240 final headline headline number three um i think this one was interesting to bring back uh we talk we talk a

00:49:46.460 lot or we've talked a lot about cancel culture on the show uh your 47 different fucking accounts

00:49:52.440 that you've had bro that shit used to like i i went through down a dark hole with that shit because

00:49:58.040 it was just like i went at one point like the the second time that i got banned on instagram because

00:50:03.180 instagram's like was the hardest app for me to blow back up so the second time that i got i've removed

00:50:07.380 i told myself i'm never making videos again i'm done i was like i'm done with this shit i'm not doing

00:50:11.340 that's what they want bro yeah so then i like i i was working at a um asphalt company one of my

00:50:16.660 buddies owns a big asphalt company in jersey i used to do that too yeah i still work like here and

00:50:21.320 there like whenever because i just like have to bro i just like hands-on shit it makes me mentally

00:50:25.200 like appreciate life more yeah so i i remember i was just laying in bed and it was just it was

00:50:31.380 fucking me up so much that i like i got in trouble for just saying what i wanted to say

00:50:36.400 and like i would have my boss all the time he's like why are you making an account like bro i just

00:50:40.460 can't get my i can't get it is it if that shit fucks with my head so much yeah like just the

00:50:46.380 internet dude i'm with you too dude like the it's the principle of it yeah like the like it's the

00:50:51.600 and then the principle of it that i can't say like we are we can say what we want to say a lot of this

00:50:57.860 is self-censorship um people do it to themselves yeah but it's it's it's the principle and the principle

00:51:04.640 that these people try to do that makes me like more aggressive in the shit that i say makes you

00:51:09.640 want to do it more yeah it makes me want to irritate i literally like i i look for hate now

00:51:14.340 like i'll look for hate and i'm like i like i almost like it puts fuel in the fire yeah like

00:51:19.100 don't tell me my videos are good i'm so over that shit it's like tell me you hate my shit you hate

00:51:23.540 what i say it's like all right i'm gonna come back fucking 20 like i'll i'll purposely look in the

00:51:27.900 comments to find a hate comment and i'll pin it yeah because when i pin it my followers they

00:51:32.640 fucking go right after the guy and it just blows up the video even more yeah or sometimes i'll like

00:51:37.380 i'll make a fake instagram account and make a fake hate comment and then pin it on my side

00:51:41.080 engagement's the biggest thing on these apps yeah so bro i'll make like a train i'll make like i'll

00:51:47.580 put a trans flag thing on my bio and i'll pretend like i'm this fucking like blue haired dickhead

00:51:51.780 and i'll just be like you'll start the fight yeah

00:51:54.180 and they're all coming at me and it's and i i'm reading my own comments bro it's hilarious i'm

00:52:01.780 like wow they're coming at me my little dude i know i'm looking at the dms the dms are blown up

00:52:06.160 because they're like attacking me and shit but i just do it as like a a way to just like blow the

00:52:10.160 videos up more because they just come dude i miss i kind of miss that i i kind of want to come back

00:52:14.160 on instagram start posting again just so i could fucking get deal with the dog you must get

00:52:19.360 fucking i bro i had i stopped doing it because like i stopped posting because like bro it would

00:52:24.520 take hours of my day to like communicate in the comments yeah so that's that's where my one account

00:52:31.040 got removed because i kept going back at the comments they would come at me and i would be like

00:52:34.400 fuck you con like i would say crazy shit yeah i would say like like oh am i lots i guess i can say

00:52:40.160 where the fuck are you with faggot and shit i can say that oh we already clarified this

00:52:43.620 oh yeah yeah i would be like shut up faggot you wouldn't say that to my face because yo these

00:52:47.260 people yeah they they are such keyboard warriors it's unbelievable yeah i got to the point i was

00:52:53.700 sending these people my address yeah i was like yo pull up right now dude yeah yeah i'll come outside

00:52:57.900 with a bag of skittles and i'll punch you right in the dick fucking like dude duke's gonna beat up

00:53:02.840 a nine-year-old kid a nine-year-old kid running up my stick and that's mostly what they are

00:53:07.920 my mom said she'll drop me off in 15 i got soccer right now but she'll drop me off in five i'll

00:53:13.520 give you the smoke bro it's it's fucking and i get it out even sometime like literally last weekend

00:53:20.800 some dude tried to like pick up for me for no reason i'm like bro like i'm standing right here

00:53:25.660 bro i am like not i have never ever ever in one fucking time in history gone on someone's page

00:53:32.640 and like been a dick but like bro when when people start it they deserve to get it finished

00:53:39.200 you know uh bro did you see did you see that video goob did on that chick so goob there was

00:53:46.220 this girl did you see you guys see this that big girl so this big girl started talking so goob did a

00:53:51.440 fucking uh if you don't know goob you you're not on the internet but so goob did this video about

00:53:58.580 this pedophile and this girl clapped back at him and said oh so you're gonna dog pedophiles but you

00:54:06.100 lick trump's boots and he's like what the fuck and then she's in the dms being like look at your

00:54:12.640 little fuck like start insulting his appearance yeah and bro so like dude he made this video that clapped

00:54:18.980 back at her and she's a big girl and she's walking through the cornfield he's like look bitch

00:54:23.660 he goes that's the closest you've ever been to a fucking vegetable

00:54:26.720 bro and normally i'm like bro you can't do that because like i'm not about it great but dude when

00:54:37.080 people when people start it they deserve it yeah bro you know i've had i i thought because i make

00:54:42.720 fun of all the tiktok kids that's how i blew up i make fun of the kids that dance they take their

00:54:46.780 shirt off they video themselves throwing a football those gay faces like oh dude fuck dude i i i they're

00:54:53.800 like licking their lips and shit i have a serious problem though like i have a serious issue i enjoy

00:54:58.760 pissing myself off for some odd fucking reason and i'm fucked in the head bro like yo i'll i'll be like

00:55:05.320 i'll be deep in a dude's page and i want to like i want to like that was crazy no diddy i'll be like

00:55:12.160 far in a fucking dude's page because like i'm trying to find content to like roast the fucking

00:55:17.280 kid but i'm sitting there and i'm like i'm in my bed like yo fuck this kid dude because at the time

00:55:22.420 like when i was first making fun of him i knew they were making a shit ton of money those tiktok kids

00:55:26.360 were making crazy money at the time so i was like and i used to fucking hate that so much and then

00:55:31.760 they would make a video on me they're like oh you're using me for all this amount of views and i'm

00:55:37.160 like yeah dude your content's making my content keep fucking being a faggot yeah and we're you're

00:55:42.240 growing my page yeah that's awesome thanks pal we should send a thank you note to the democrats

00:55:47.300 we should yeah oh yeah they're helping you guys probably a lot for sure yeah send them a bunch

00:55:51.800 of merch yo do what you did for me and you guys mean by the way i can't wait to wear that double

00:55:57.100 ended dildos yeah that's crazy but yeah so cancer culture right it's it's bullshit and i think it's you

00:56:03.740 know we we've been through the ebbs and flows and we've talked about it i think this is something

00:56:07.560 interesting uh this is interesting your article that just came out uh but like oh god but like

00:56:14.480 gets back to basics after culture wars backlash so they they have made i mean you call it a complete

00:56:21.560 180 i guess at least trying to attempt it i think somebody somebody might have said hey you dumb

00:56:32.180 motherfuckers and anheuser-busch go back to big trucks and beers in the mountain and america

00:56:40.360 somebody said that yeah somebody did say that abraham lincoln wow yeah it was profound but uh but

00:56:47.420 yeah so they certainly wasn't me yeah they made it they made a 180 and uh and they're starting to you

00:56:52.380 know i know kid rocky he's uh i don't know where his current stance is i know he kind of wasn't really

00:56:57.280 fucking with him um but they got some they're trying to bring some fresh new faces in and they

00:57:01.960 just did this this big collab let's dive into this so bud light has made a return to vying for laughs

00:57:07.180 with this new ad campaign series featuring stand-up comedian shane gillis and he's a funny motherfucker he

00:57:13.060 is fucking that dude hilarious next level yeah hilarious next level dude hilarious that guy's

00:57:19.500 great i've dm'd him a lot of times i'm very happy he didn't answer me because i don't deserve it

00:57:24.260 that's a funny guy yeah he's fucking hilarious fucking great dude um but yeah so the beer brand

00:57:29.500 became the focus of one of 2023's biggest culture wars when it partnered with transgender social media

00:57:36.100 influencer dylan mulvaney uh for a small campaign but like gifted mulvaney personalized not for sale cans

00:57:43.240 of beer with his face on them uh to commemorate uh him for uh 365 days of living as a woman

00:57:52.160 uh days of girlhood video series it was uh documented uh his transition um was a viral

00:58:00.260 success according to them but oh yeah it only cost another year yeah it only cost bud light

00:58:06.160 20 billion dollars in market cap that guy fucked the company dude bro bro really man it's that woke

00:58:14.960 marketing chick that fucked the company yeah and she fucked she fucked all the beer truck drivers

00:58:20.140 all the independent distributors our buddies up the road here dude that one woman fucked so many

00:58:27.680 people out of money and got them laid off and all kinds of shit because she wanted to promote

00:58:31.940 this person with mental fucking illness for their fucking brand like dude no well now they got another

00:58:39.320 guy with mental illness yes that's i always say there's three genders male female and mentally ill

00:58:44.040 yeah bro peru just classified uh oh i saw that don't be using the chat for peru oh they classified as

00:58:51.380 like no you're mentally ill i say we all go there that's what it is i'm out it's what it is um but

00:58:58.520 yeah so you had that happen and now uh abm bev they are now switching um and they just unveiled this

00:59:04.960 new ad starring shane gillis um which is uh just in time for a college football season kicking off right

00:59:11.380 you know so let's watch this ad let's see what we think about it i thought it was pretty decent but

00:59:16.220 let's get your take on it um this is the new bud light ad with shane gillis

00:59:20.120 bobby you've been accused of plagiarizing your master's thesis if you were found guilty you will

00:59:31.580 have to forgo the football season but if you confess i will make it only half the season i'll make you a

00:59:39.620 deal you tell the truth you can have this ice cold bucket of bud light all you have to do is confess

00:59:50.360 all right i'll go first grease the wheels a little what no i confess said i practiced my halftime speeches

00:59:59.800 in the shower before games professor wilkins you want to confess anything no all right i'll go for you

01:00:05.540 professor wilkins has been taking karate classes ever since that saxophone girl put him in a headline

01:00:09.420 that was a secret now it's a beer everybody let's focus please hey oh we having beers yeah all you

01:00:15.860 have to do is confess and you get a bud light oh okay when i ordered pizza i use a british accent and

01:00:20.600 now the girl at the pizza place thinks i'm british and we've been dating for four months what feels good

01:00:25.840 right bobby did you cheat

01:00:31.540 all right i admit i'm afraid of horses

01:00:44.980 does that count

01:00:48.760 yeah yeah you can go back to practice big guy

01:00:54.280 okay

01:00:55.780 i got plenty of confessions i never read any of these books and i'm really embarrassed about it

01:01:03.960 thank you guys quite a good time governor that's really bad she's falling for that

01:01:10.580 i think i love her for any fluid hey it's a step in the right direction it's a decent attempt you guys

01:01:18.280 are you guys need to get about 10 times more aggressive huh we need to go back to like

01:01:23.100 fucking good looking chicks and fucking calendars and like dude like mechanic looking dudes like the

01:01:29.920 girls will like it too bro like we put a little grease on them you can make one for the guys one for the

01:01:34.020 girls bro everybody wants that shit everybody wants to laugh everybody wants to go back to being normal

01:01:41.720 motherfuckers i mean this is a good step in the right direction but like my light used to take that

01:01:47.340 initiative bro like they budweiser and the beer companies now you got beer companies trying to be

01:01:53.180 motivational like oh fucking bob sanchez fucking came out of the gutter in mexico and drink modello

01:02:01.700 it's like dude what the fuck like let's run have you not seen those commercials want to have your dick

01:02:06.300 sucked have a bush there you go yeah there you go have a good time you'll probably get dick sucking

01:02:11.620 you want to get your nut off here's a here's a fucking budweiser

01:02:14.900 you want to beat your wife you want natural life

01:02:20.520 you want to pop your first fucking clam in front of the audience

01:02:25.380 have a fucking margarita bro i'm just saying man that like marketing used to be funny as fuck and

01:02:33.740 and true yeah like dude do you guys not remember like joe do you remember because you're the only

01:02:38.780 one here it's like my age do you remember those fucking calendars and shit like bro tool companies

01:02:44.060 like like fucking snap on and mac tools used to put out nude calendars like nude like titties out

01:02:50.880 no shit yes firefighter shit yes right yeah yeah like bro like look man men like women women like

01:02:57.940 men let's fucking market it like bro it's i don't you know i don't know man maybe i'm just stuck in the

01:03:03.660 old ways maybe it's so funny when i post like a girl because i have my my audience is like 90 to 10

01:03:10.700 it's all men yeah so like they obviously want to see some cans so like when i post a chick like all

01:03:15.700 the time i always get shit for because i'm like posting them and shit and i'm like are you gay

01:03:19.640 then dude maybe you're gay why are they that's fine but maybe you're gay dude they bitch at me

01:03:24.580 because i got a girl wearing my merch because like i talk about how i hate only fans chicks i call them

01:03:29.800 only whores like i do all this shit so when i promote like women in my shit and i'm like all right

01:03:34.720 next week i'll have a different bitch in my shit and the funny thing is you got all these girls

01:03:39.660 taking like photos all the time i'm not talking about only fans girls i'm just talking about girls

01:03:46.020 in general they're taking these sexy photos on instagram post them and then when like somebody

01:03:51.660 does something they get all pissed off and it's like bro i looked at your page like you're you're

01:03:55.800 you're popping your ass out every fucking picture like and i'm no hate for me but i'm just saying like

01:04:00.740 you can't get you can't get mad no that you know what i'm saying like they're like dude these double

01:04:05.800 standards like if women want to be seen as sexy then you can't complain about a man noticing you

01:04:11.680 can't put the camera straight up your ass too dude yeah you gotta you gotta they prop it right up and

01:04:17.300 you could see they're fucking right inside of everything there there's definitely too much oh yeah i'm

01:04:22.460 talking about like just the the girls who like do the bikini shoots and like just uh they're all trying

01:04:28.260 to be sexy bro that's cool that's right i know i love that but like then they get mad they then

01:04:32.140 they call you a misogynist when you notice it oh my god dude i used to get called that all the time

01:04:38.000 bro it's probably true bro i it would be a video of a girl like like in the pool splashing her tits and

01:04:45.380 i'd be like miss you have nice cans and then they would call me misogynist and i'm like i just said

01:04:48.880 compliment her she has nice tits yeah but then every photo you go to well you know what's true though

01:04:54.100 the ones that they get madder usually not they're usually the same girl on the bar it's like

01:04:59.900 she doesn't want to talk to you the cock blocker the cock block oh my god and they're always the

01:05:05.000 the fat ones that's the worst dude i can't tell you how many situations i've been where i'm talking

01:05:09.440 to a chick and all i hear is dump dump dump i'm like who's coming she's like oh one of my friends

01:05:14.640 and then you hear the voice and it sounds like get over here holy shit are you talking to my

01:05:22.800 friend he's not into you go eat a go go fuck off dude i hate that shit where are we going to eat

01:05:31.200 i don't want to work out i don't know what that is i take after wizzo

01:05:38.460 oh she's not interested yeah but no right my pronouns are klb and lbs

01:05:47.280 kfc yeah no shit uh well it also leads to this other thing so you know we also talk about toxic

01:05:55.660 masculinity right like that for a while that was like their the narrative behind everything um and

01:06:02.160 now they're trying to push this new word this new term called positive masculinity and guess who

01:06:07.880 they're trying to say is leading that effort kamala's husband yes and tim wall is a run-a-mate

01:06:15.140 you mean fucking meth mouth have you ever seen a motherfucker talk he looks like he's high on

01:06:21.620 fucking meth or coke or something his mouth moves all kinds of weird he looks like he's he looks like

01:06:26.140 one of them old fucking kung fu movies where they put the fucking subtitles yeah the english over the

01:06:31.120 fucking dude's mouth i will fight you yes you are not ready for the war oh shit he's like delayed yeah

01:06:43.120 watch the motherfucker talk i promise you you'll see it that dude's got a buffering symbol over his

01:06:49.360 forehead fucking asshole oh my god you did that you that was very well executed thank you nice job

01:06:57.420 thank you thank you fuck that picture yeah man i don't know i but i still got some work to do

01:07:02.120 yeah but i mean you know i drank once since then remember yeah you did yeah i do remember that yeah

01:07:08.140 you got a picture of it i do have a picture of it but that picture gonna stay in the archives it's a

01:07:14.140 very interesting uh dj might have some position dj might have some blackmail on me possibly during

01:07:19.920 that when that whole thing was happening i made a shirt and it was the exact logo but it said shit

01:07:23.680 light and it was awesome dude i made a whole can and it said a drink made for pussies it was sick

01:07:29.420 bro i feel bad about it because i'm like look at look at this woman who made this decision to

01:07:35.500 fucking do this to go against the legit culture of the entire brand that has existed for a hundred

01:07:42.980 fucking years and ruin the careers of these dudes who have worked their asses off to be a part

01:07:50.060 bro working for anheiser bush because you know it's it's from st louis so like working there is like a

01:07:55.900 big deal bro like it's a good job it's a coveted job and and dude these guys are getting laid off

01:08:01.440 because this fucking ivy league stupid chick is wants to include shit that none of the customers

01:08:07.940 are about and like for how you know what i'm saying like dude it's just fucked up yeah that's

01:08:13.340 completely fucked up man so we'll we'll see we'll see you know what else they got up their sleeves

01:08:17.120 um up their cans and uh is he wearing a shirt of himself i don't know who is that jackie chan

01:08:25.900 what i don't know is that jackie that's i think that's him like i think that's him like earlier

01:08:31.880 in life bro he should be having that motherfucker is funny he's fucking yo him and theo von bro i

01:08:38.160 could go for i think shane gill is the funniest dude out like his stand-up that uh what was that

01:08:43.680 beautiful dog beautiful dog holy shit man have you seen that uh that that show he did uh it's like

01:08:49.960 they're in the garage they like work at a tire place yeah yeah yeah i think i know you're

01:08:54.560 it's pretty good man so that's the thing like i've seen like a bunch of clips of shit like that

01:08:58.100 but i have no idea where the fuck to find it's on netflix yeah yeah yeah he's got good shit

01:09:03.780 shane come on the show dude let's do we'll have fun let's do one um yeah guys jumping on this

01:09:09.740 conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments now with that being said let's get

01:09:13.780 to our final segment of the show as always we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck this is where we bring a

01:09:19.100 headline and we talk about it it'll get one of those two options um so with that being said a thumbs up or

01:09:24.460 dumb as fuck headline reads philly couple getting busy in range rover accidentally roll into river

01:09:30.400 after they hit gear stick while in backseat solid this is up in your hood yeah yeah i mean that

01:09:38.620 that's like another that's like another day in philly yeah yeah shit like that yeah i bro i see videos

01:09:44.640 all the times of girls like like fucking giving their dude road head and he just goes right into

01:09:48.980 a bowl oh fuck well at least my man got some mop before he was on his way out to a pop smoke concert

01:09:53.860 shit happens yeah that fucking sucks oh that's crazy was that recent yeah yesterday i didn't even

01:10:00.940 hear about that yeah i saw the video just happened yeah so it was gearing up to be a disastrous climax

01:10:06.060 holy shit a couple getting busy in the car nearly ended in tragedy after their suv rolled into a

01:10:12.400 philadelphia river in the middle of the night while they were in the back seat the lovebergs were having

01:10:17.800 sex in a 2020 range rover near the scully kill what is that what is i don't know i think what you said

01:10:25.680 skull kill shul kill shul kill river in fairmont park around 4 15 a.m wednesday when one of their limbs

01:10:34.200 bumped into the suv's gear stick uh police told mbc10 moments later the range rover tumbled over the edge

01:10:41.460 and sank into the water about two miles from philadelphia city hall the unidentified couple jumped out

01:10:47.220 of the suv before the vehicle hit the water and plummeted beneath the surface police told the outlet

01:10:52.020 neither uh was injured during the incident police told mbc10 they suspect the couple were getting busy

01:10:58.100 when the freak mishap occurred the range rover was hoisted out of the river around 9 a.m the outlet

01:11:03.820 reported images of the suv show it was wholly submerged near the strawberry mansion bridge law enforcement

01:11:11.100 shared that no charges are pending against the auto roe janice the fuck is that

01:11:16.940 that's not a shorty auto erogenous what the fuck does that even mean i don't know but it seems to me

01:11:24.620 it's supposed to be a joke she was doing backflips on that dick before she went out my god

01:11:29.020 say well how the fuck does that oh my god

01:11:34.300 sucks to suck oh what the fuck hopefully he got his nut because that would suck if he didn't run yeah

01:11:40.220 are they alive yeah they're alive they apparently they jumped out right before it like went in

01:11:45.100 oh so they didn't actually get in the river no damn i wonder if they're like clothes were in the car

01:11:51.100 there's just another butt-ass name yeah

01:11:52.700 can you imagine what happened he's got it yeah i don't know i'm boss i got my we're here for the

01:11:57.900 future

01:12:00.060 the aliens you've been looking for you see terminator that's

01:12:06.620 fuck man yeah well it's definitely what yeah

01:12:09.500 fuck yeah that's uh that's a nice car too though yeah 2020 range rover yep

01:12:16.060 that's wild the fact that's in philly i didn't know about this crazy

01:12:18.780 yeah what do we got on this is this uh what we got thumbs up thumbs fuck i mean they're alive

01:12:26.220 that's good yeah yeah that's i mean he got his nut he's he's having a day i don't know what

01:12:31.500 sweetheart's going through might be traumatic for it but my god they must have been doing

01:12:35.740 fucking gymnastics in that backseat how the fuck does that even happen i thought they had the dials

01:12:41.100 on the fucking range rover i don't know anyway dude the more i think about this might be like a

01:12:45.900 fucking insurance job though yeah this could be bullshit you know what i'm saying i roll my

01:12:51.900 truck that i can't afford into the river yeah that's a philly thing too that's also a philly

01:12:56.540 thing yeah you might be on to something with that my investigative fucking senses are just not

01:13:01.820 adding up like how do you explain that to insurance that was my question my boss i was

01:13:06.140 could have been stolen too that's also a philly thing oh that's a massive philly thing they love

01:13:11.660 doing shit like that yeah that fucking sucks for them i don't i'm gonna say thumbs down on this one

01:13:16.860 what do you guys got

01:13:21.020 i'm gonna say

01:13:24.300 thumbs down because they're so stupid they parked that close to the river

01:13:27.980 you know there's plenty of other places you could park sorry i don't know yeah what you got i mean why

01:13:34.940 the fuck are you fucking in your car at 4 15 in the morning yeah that's weird that is weird i mean

01:13:39.660 i i've i've done it dude yeah but at 4 15 in the morning yeah i wouldn't do that that's crazy i'm

01:13:45.180 fucking sleeping i've done it like nine at night and wasn't this on like a like a week night no

01:13:49.660 wednesday night well my wednesday morning yeah so what the fuck what's going on here yeah something

01:13:54.780 weird that's weird shit about that yeah all right yeah sweet all right Andy that is all i got all

01:14:03.900 right appreciate you coming out duke thank you for having to see you brother that was fun best of

01:14:09.500 luck with your with your instagram accounts i'm gonna need it don't forget to follow duke at duke

01:14:14.620 gomez seven and uh buy one of the shirts four three and two as well yeah well oh yeah yeah there's

01:14:21.820 the list goes on but the merch is where it's at dukegomez.com you can look as handsome as that guy

01:14:27.980 um maybe one day maybe that's a stretch though yeah no guarantee you'll never have a nose big

01:14:33.500 than mine i promise you that sweetie all right guys that's the show don't be a hoe for the show

01:14:41.180 went from sleeping on the floor now my jewelry box froze

01:14:44.540 fuck a pole fuck a stove counted millions in the cold bad bitch booted swole got her on bank road

01:14:51.180 can't fold doesn't know headshot case closed

REAL AF with Andy Frisella - August 30, 2024

770. Andy, Duke Gomez & DJ CTI： Armed Venezuelan Gang Storms Colorado Apartment, Trump 'Respectfully' Honored Fallen Troops At Arlington Cemetery & Bud Light Back To Basics After Culture Wars Backlash

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