REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 812. Andy & DJ CTI： Trump Announces Matt Gaetz As Attorney General, Elon Musk Government Overhaul & The Onion Buys InfoWars

00:00:00.000 what is up guys it's andy purcellan this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies

00:00:21.080 the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we

00:00:25.860 have andy and dj cruise the motherfucking internet that's what we're gonna do that's what cti stands

00:00:31.960 for it stands for cruise the internet we're gonna get right into it today all right guys uh

00:00:35.560 don't forget to share the show we're still dealing with all the censorship hopefully that ends soon

00:00:39.800 but uh give us a share don't be a hoe share the show all right what's up what's going on man

00:00:45.660 nothing dude moving and grooving yep cruising and boozing yeah blah blah doobie and he bop it up

00:00:51.340 a hip hop a hippie hip hoppity don't stop rock it to the bang bang boogie set up jump the booger to

00:00:59.620 the rhythm of the booger to be let's get a little what you said was not a test oh we're on two

00:01:04.820 different races oh all right anyway what's up what's going on man nothing what are you doing

00:01:11.620 yeah man everything's good man everything's good there's a lot shaking out there in the chat yeah

00:01:18.080 the chat's hot huh chat chat's hot it's fucking crazy um but what i love man the most out of all

00:01:25.980 of this stuff obviously we've seen the the liberal meltdowns and we've covered that stuff and that's

00:01:30.600 great um but you know we've it is great it is great man let's pause let's have a moment of silence

00:01:36.080 i think we should we show a moment of silence all right ready okay that's enough all right and uh but

00:01:42.680 what's even what's even better is than than the liberals crying themselves and having their

00:01:47.960 meltdowns is uh bullying's back man it's back but and it's not like just like i'm i'm sure like the

00:01:55.680 the hardcore shit's out there for sure and we got a little bit of that later um but it's just like

00:02:01.860 people just don't care no more and they're like like they're exposing and just like it's i love it

00:02:06.780 i want a man bullying works it does you know bullying works bro does i mean for the most part

00:02:11.860 i don't eventually it works all right it works one way or the other

00:02:15.540 what i'm just saying it does man and i love it and uh i want to i want to bring this video up

00:02:26.440 that's uh catching some virality right now yeah um that thought was pretty fucking awesome gateway

00:02:31.480 pundit posted it called uh this headline reads hilarious parody ad features company

00:02:36.540 that offers to cryogenically freeze liberals for duration of trump's presidency

00:02:41.740 this is a viral video that's making its way around social media right now

00:02:49.900 is an ad for a fictional company called cryo which offers to cryogenically freeze liberals and wake them

00:02:58.100 up when trump's presidency is over uh one of the things that makes the ad so effective

00:03:03.500 is that the production quality is realistic also the entire premise of the ad and the service

00:03:10.280 reflect a certain level of reality uh you know that there are going to be uh there are people who

00:03:14.940 would actually use the service if it was really available let's check this clip out are you distraught

00:03:20.040 after the recent presidential election here at don't cry cryo we understand your pain and we're here to

00:03:26.160 help our expert team of cryogenic care providers can cryogenically freeze you until the trump

00:03:32.380 presidency has ended no more crying no more anxiety attacks just blissful sleep until trump is gone

00:03:39.660 when you awaken from your slumber we'll even have a party ready and waiting for you

00:03:44.560 it will be like his presidency never even happened it was all just a bad dream

00:03:50.060 as an added bonus you can choose the vance add-on package we'll extend your sleep for an additional

00:03:57.300 four years at a 50 discount in the event jd vance wins the next presidential election

00:04:02.740 everything will be okay we're here to take care of you in your time of need so remember don't cry cryo

00:04:10.980 is that fucking ai yeah the whole thing the whole thing was a holy shit not bad bro first where am i oh

00:04:21.700 please tell me it's over wait something isn't right this is your captain uh elon musk i want to be the

00:04:28.940 first one to welcome you to mars

00:04:31.100 um sorry donald trump jr was just elected president um and he deported all don't cry cryo customers to

00:04:41.860 mars what the

00:04:43.920 bro was that really all ai all ai the whole thing the whole thing all those people were just made up

00:04:54.080 everything damn yeah man bro how are we gonna know what's real and what's fake

00:05:02.000 it's gonna be very very see and that's like this is like a readily easily available to everybody

00:05:07.100 like that program like imagine the shit that's not commercially available that's what i'm saying

00:05:12.260 like how do we know like how do we know what's real and what's not real you know what i'm saying

00:05:17.540 like if you watch that you didn't know and obviously it wasn't like satire i mean you wouldn't know if

00:05:21.980 that was real think about what the government can do to you with that kind of technology like they can

00:05:27.200 make a surveillance video of you doing some sort of crime or bro and there's no doubt that if you

00:05:32.840 show that to some a jury of your peers they're gonna fucking think it's real you know what i'm saying

00:05:38.780 like this is super scary and dangerous and nobody's talking about it bro natural disaster

00:05:44.900 i mean think not even just like pending crimes natural disasters get people to donate and fucking

00:05:49.540 put a bunch of shit on you know presidential addresses who dude what if you hacked the

00:05:55.560 the news network and put some bullshit address on there and said we're you know fucking being

00:06:01.560 attacked or you know what i'm saying like dude it's crazy man it's scary it is definitely scary

00:06:08.220 um not only i don't know what the solution is either like i don't i don't know how you put the

00:06:14.960 toothpaste back in the tube on that you know what i mean like how do you this is why we talked about

00:06:19.840 it four years ago and i believe this is exactly what we said was going to happen yeah it's crazy

00:06:24.860 dude yeah it's wild man yeah i mean if anybody wants to get cryo frozen i'll free i'll pay

00:06:30.060 yeah yeah i mean like we're gonna have cry don't cry cryo scholarships yeah there we go show

00:06:38.420 grants yeah yeah fuck yeah you know what's crazy dude 20 bucks is how many people don't realize that

00:06:43.460 our show is like half comedy comedy you know it's all comedy yeah okay yeah i mean we're comedians

00:06:48.880 yeah i'd say so i mean i'm funny but people don't think that that we're funny or that i guess

00:06:56.060 what we're talking about here yeah i don't fucking know yeah hey man it is what it is man yeah you

00:07:03.620 know fuck them somebody laughs at me that's all that matters yeah well anyway or with me what are

00:07:08.600 they gonna do with this ai man when they like decide they want us off the podcast network is that

00:07:13.460 picture real or fake is that real or ai i can't tell

00:07:18.220 i mean it looks real but usually on those ai pictures like the the signs are all messed up or

00:07:27.280 they got like seven fingers or some shit on somebody yeah but i mean that video was perfect

00:07:32.080 they're starting to get good now though bro like some of the shit's gonna i mean even just the i mean

00:07:36.680 yeah the nose that's a that's an ai thing that's an ai right there wow how do how can people tell

00:07:42.220 like i see on tv or on the uh internet all the time people like oh that's ai i could tell how do

00:07:48.060 you tell well i mean i feel like for me like i don't know it's easy for me because i would look at

00:07:52.280 it and i'm like it just looks a little cartoonish yes some of it does some of them yeah but but like

00:07:59.340 fuck dude this one doesn't but again that's just like i mean this bill that looks that looks like a

00:08:04.000 cryo place it looks like you drove by that place you'd be like there's some like

00:08:07.560 weird shit going on going on up in there for sure yeah yeah i mean

00:08:12.900 and why are the what's why are the bitches naked in the back i mean they say they're gonna throw a

00:08:20.460 party yeah or you assume that kind of party you assume that was a female oh i mean it looks like

00:08:26.660 one doesn't it i think that is looks like a duck walk like a duck but that's a dick

00:08:32.720 i don't i've not seen any uh of these trans females that have like the right curves yeah

00:08:40.880 you know i mean brother that's just something you can't fucking replicate yeah like hips and all

00:08:47.380 that yeah you know what i'm saying child i mean yeah yeah anyway yeah man yeah viral video man

00:08:54.060 trump bosa 32 who's bosa nick bosa the football player yeah he's like fuck you guys i'm for trump

00:09:00.880 yeah i love it all right cool man well yeah man well guys let's get into our headlines

00:09:06.120 uh remember if you want to see any of these articles pictures links videos go to andy for

00:09:11.340 seller.com you guys can find them all linked there for you with that being said headline number one

00:09:16.940 headline number one got more picks coming out um actually just as the show was starting uh rfk got

00:09:23.180 announced as a department of health and human services um he's gonna be leading that but we got

00:09:28.460 uh matt gates as ag now we have a mutual friend that we know um who was actually gonna be slated

00:09:37.780 to get that position um but he has stepped down uh but yeah matt gates is in now uh matt gates for

00:09:44.560 attorney general top law enforcement officer in the land trump wrote a very lengthy um truth that he

00:09:51.200 pushed out um and matt gates very subtle he just said it would be an honor to serve as president

00:09:56.720 trump's attorney general um he's been getting some heat honestly it's kind of weird um that all of

00:10:03.600 these people getting picked have been getting heat um like liberals and democrats are losing their

00:10:10.340 fucking minds over these choices um which i think most people looking at him i'm sure our audience

00:10:15.660 agrees like okay i don't really have a problem with that person like that pick like yeah i mean like

00:10:21.660 no he's making some decisions and i'm like uh but yeah i mean some make sense some don't make sense

00:10:27.400 some don't make sense i'm fine with matt gates yeah i think he's fine i'm also fine with tulsi gabbard

00:10:32.600 i am too yeah uh democrats trashed tulsi gabbard after trump taps her for dni post um and she's

00:10:40.100 starting to get heat you know what i'm saying it's just like of course i mean any of these people are

00:10:43.300 gonna well she i think most of her heat is coming from the fact that she left that aisle you know i'm

00:10:48.880 saying that side of the aisle and like now she's conservative yeah but i mean who better to have

00:10:53.560 in a national intelligence role than someone who is going to stay true to what they think is right

00:10:58.780 and wrong regardless of the label that's put onto them you know what i'm saying you know like i think

00:11:04.040 the fact that tulsi has enough backbone to stand up and say no i'm not with this anymore this is where

00:11:12.040 i belong is the exact kind of person we need serving because they're not lending their loyalty

00:11:18.520 to a title or a group or you know uh anything other than what is right and wrong so i actually think

00:11:25.400 i think she's going to do great i wish more people would look at tulsi and like more people that are

00:11:31.600 you know we talk about these people all the time they're democrats are not super far left crazy you

00:11:35.580 know i'm saying and they need some room over here i hope that they would like look at her as like a

00:11:39.940 beacon of like okay it's safe like maybe we can just roll over there now you know i'm saying maybe

00:11:44.900 you know i mean it is it you know what's what i think is cool about this tulsi gabbard thing is

00:11:50.540 you know she was on the fucking terror watch list you're right she was on domestic terror list and

00:11:55.880 now she's a couple months ago man yeah and now she's a charge of all the people that put her on it

00:11:59.640 that's pretty funny bro i feel like there's a lot of that shit happening too just kind of just f you

00:12:05.200 to the swamp we got a little bit more of that coming up in the late a little bit later

00:12:08.300 um but one thing i wanted to bring up that i thought was interesting um is all of this stuff

00:12:13.060 is going on obviously it's getting a lot of traction a lot of people watching and paying

00:12:16.140 attention to it um there's always something happening in the background okay um and uh i

00:12:22.060 believe that that background noise is this this headline reads uh lauren bobert probes ufo experts

00:12:28.700 on existence of underwater alien bases on earth the american people are being kept in the dark

00:12:35.240 so this was like a two and a half hour uh congressional hearing uh with experts like

00:12:42.880 people that are actually in these fucking programs talking about this stuff and like nobody's talking

00:12:49.340 about it now i know we've talked about it i mean you got you know the project blue beam and stuff

00:12:53.520 going on man but some of the stuff that they're saying is pretty pretty wild all right pretty wild

00:12:58.880 let's dive into this a little bit um so colorado representative lauren bobert has probed

00:13:03.880 top ufo experts um on whether aliens had quote unquote bases in the depths of earth's oceans

00:13:11.800 during a hearing held by a subcommittee on the house oversight committee in washington dc wednesday

00:13:17.160 bobert asked a group of experts if they had any knowledge that the department of defense was involved

00:13:22.660 with any secretive projects involving the manipulation of human genetics with non-human genetic material

00:13:30.660 um so the panel was a team of four experts okay consisting of uh retired navy rear admiral dr tim

00:13:38.620 galladay former dod official luis um elizondo former nasa associate administrator of space policy

00:13:47.020 michael gold and journalist michael schellenberger um they four all testify that the government lacks

00:13:54.820 transparency uh with the public regarding uaps and alien life let's check this first clip out

00:14:00.640 can you speak on that at all ma'am i'm not qualified i'm certainly as a scientist or

00:14:06.720 otherwise to speculate points of origin um i looked at everything from a scientific perspective

00:14:11.740 so if you look at for example instantaneous acceleration which was one of the observables

00:14:16.200 of the program that i belong to atip the human body can withstand about nine g forces for a short

00:14:21.620 period of time before you suffer negative biological consequences blackouts and ultimately redouts and

00:14:26.600 even death comparison our best technology the f-16 which is one of this older platform but one of

00:14:32.180 our most highly maneuverable aircraft manned aircraft made by general dynamics can perform about 17 or 18

00:14:38.060 g forces before you start having structural failure meaning that the airframe begins to disintegrate

00:14:42.740 while you're flying the vehicles we're we're talking about are performing

00:14:47.200 in excess of 1000 2000 3000 g's dude 3000 g's dude not nine not nine not fucking 15 yeah which means you

00:15:00.980 would liquefy as a human 3000 so like the shit that they're they're saying that they've seen that they

00:15:06.960 even half 3000 fucking g's bro instantaneous fucking travel omnidirectional 3000 g's in an instant that's

00:15:16.740 ridiculous take this other clip out well that that's like teleporting almost yeah

00:15:21.000 um in in the discussions it's it's simply about material or is there discussion about by a lot it was

00:15:32.060 previously testified that there's biologics that were collected are you aware of any of that i am sir

00:15:36.700 aware of the reporting that biologics have been recovered again my focus was more nuts and bolts

00:15:42.440 um looking at the the physical aspects of these phenomenon how they interacted around uh military

00:15:48.880 equities and nuclear equities so i'm certainly not a medical expert um i would not be able to probably

00:15:53.640 provide you a whole lot of value in that simply because i don't have the expertise but was anything

00:15:58.960 described as that we have possession of bodies yes yes we have is it multiple types of creatures or

00:16:06.020 uh sir i couldn't answer that um i can tell you anecdotally that it was it was um discussed quite

00:16:11.760 a bit when i was at the pentagon the problem is the collect supposed collection of these biological

00:16:16.160 samples occurred before my time in fact before i was even born and was this part of the lucky martin

00:16:21.120 discussion or was this a complete the biologist is a completely separate um separate yet related

00:16:27.840 okay um has has anyone made contact sir i'm sorry could you specify has there been any to your

00:16:35.640 knowledge any communication with a non-human life form so the term communication is a bit of a trick

00:16:42.380 word because um there's verbal communication like we're having now the problem is you also have

00:16:46.680 non-verbal communication and so i would say definitively yes but from a non-verbal meaning

00:16:51.460 when a russian reconnaissance aircraft comes into u.s airspace we scramble two f-22s

00:16:56.320 and we are certainly communicating intent and capability um i think the same goes with this

00:17:01.600 we have these things that are being observed over controlled u.s airspace um and they're not really

00:17:06.960 doing a good job hiding themselves they're making it pretty obvious they have the ability to even

00:17:10.500 interfere with our our nuclear equities and our nuclear readiness

00:17:13.700 well there is a story from uh i believe the time around the bay of pigs when there was belief when

00:17:27.020 kennedy was there that there was some sort of nuclear event the the cold war that was all shut down

00:17:34.700 yeah yeah magically that one you know um and we pressed the button yeah and the fucking aliens

00:17:40.140 apparently shut it down yeah that's that's one of the you know conspiracies documented out there yeah

00:17:46.660 it is like it's documented it is uh i mean what do you think dude bro listen

00:17:51.040 a lot of this stuff here's a listen i think there's zero evidence that says they're not real right

00:18:02.380 right like like it's just ignorance it wouldn't even make logical sense if we're being told

00:18:08.060 the truth about the earth and the universe and the way it's set up it would make sense

00:18:15.380 that there were other living beings and inhabitable planets and people with better technology than us

00:18:22.420 that just would make sense based on the infinite space of the universe yeah i mean dude like a lot of

00:18:31.140 this stuff happened back in the 50s right like a lot of it like all the cia classifications most of

00:18:39.560 those documents originated started back in the 50s and 60s right and then from you know from then to

00:18:44.960 now it's like nobody talks about the shit you know i'm saying like even with area 51 and all the

00:18:49.920 weird shit that allegedly happens out there what would be the like my only question is what would be the

00:18:55.980 reason to keep americans keep civilians keep humanity from knowing that information probably mass

00:19:01.540 panic you know um people committing mass suicide you know civil disorder civil unrest uh it would be

00:19:14.120 perspective shattering for a lot of people to confront that reality i think that yeah for sure

00:19:21.180 yeah i mean think about like the religious zealots like people who are completely bound by the

00:19:27.600 word of their religion whatever that religion might be right sure um those people would have

00:19:34.540 a hard time accepting that whether they be hardcore islam or christian or anything else um

00:19:40.880 you know we talked a little i don't know who was on the show recently we talked to oh when uh

00:19:47.660 dan holloway was on the show we talked about the ice shelf theory um i think that was dan holloway

00:19:54.260 you know there's that movie m night shalloman did with called the village right where these people

00:20:00.180 basically move to the middle of the woods in this nature preserve and taught their kids that if they

00:20:06.340 go outside the nature preserve these quote-unquote monsters would kill them and when people try to

00:20:12.520 escape the adults of the of the community the village dressed up as these monsters and actually

00:20:17.940 killed the people that tried to escape so that it would instill fear into the village from trying to

00:20:23.660 escape and so if we're being told the truth about the universe and the earth and everything it would

00:20:31.820 make sense right but if we aren't being told the truth it would it could be very easily a made-up story

00:20:40.600 to keep us in line as well i mean we don't know because they don't disclose this information to us

00:20:46.360 and uh you know we deserve to know what's going on man and and it's become it's come to a point now

00:20:53.600 where they've lied about so many things and they've kept so many things in the dark and they've lied about

00:20:59.280 so much history that's happened that for everything to be disclosed it would i mean look at people that

00:21:06.320 are freaking out about trump they're freaking the fuck out shaving their head now imagine that times

00:21:12.800 like a hundred when they find out all this crazy shit about history not being accurate uh the origin

00:21:20.220 of humanity aliens the reality of you know earth and what it is and who lives here and how we got all

00:21:30.160 the technologies that we have right like it would flip people into a frenzy and so it sucks because

00:21:39.360 we do deserve to know and have full disclosure but there's going to be collateral damage to people

00:21:45.380 because their perspective is so ingrained in what they believe reality is right we have these people

00:21:52.240 that watch msm and they believe that everything that comes across on mainstream media is true and then

00:21:59.520 they look at everybody else who doesn't believe it they think they're crazy right and so if you think

00:22:04.580 you're the one that is you know grounded in reality and everybody else is crazy and then it comes out

00:22:10.320 that actually everybody else sees it and you don't think what that would do to your worldview it would

00:22:15.140 be tough dude see i feel like we would be at a point man like honestly if they came well i think

00:22:20.700 there's we we are at a point yeah but i feel like there's a couple of things man it's like

00:22:25.920 even if they came out and said okay yeah all right aliens are real we've had them here like here they

00:22:33.160 are this is what they fucking look like i feel like there would be a lot of people that would like

00:22:36.880 okay all right but yeah we knew it we would be like that yeah you know let me see you joe rogan would

00:22:44.400 be like that yeah what's a dick look like yeah like that'd be your first question wouldn't it yeah

00:22:49.060 so so you know yeah we would be like that but also we're open to the idea that we're being lied to

00:22:58.000 about everything i mean which brings the second point though like okay like how would we even know

00:23:02.660 that their truth is now the truth well hold on what if they just said oh aliens exist and here's a

00:23:07.760 video of them and it's ai that's what i'm saying like how you know like so what what what do you think

00:23:12.720 that process would even look like man like as far as like true declassification like what does the

00:23:19.200 truth how do you get the truth to be out there like what does that look like because i don't want

00:23:25.220 the same motherfuckers who three weeks ago told me that vaccines were safe and effective yeah i mean

00:23:29.540 our current people would just say hey we put it out and then you'd read it and everything would be

00:23:36.300 redacted and then they would say oh we put it out now you did it right right yeah right that's what

00:23:41.080 they would do uh but you know i don't i don't know dude i don't know what that would look like

00:23:45.600 i know this though i know a lot of people lose their fucking minds yeah because you know they

00:23:51.140 probably started with a little bit of a lie a little bit more of a lie a little bit more of a lie

00:23:55.340 and i think they're lying about so much now that it doesn't even really represent our current reality

00:24:00.740 i especially think they lie about the capabilities of the human individual i think that humans are much

00:24:06.860 more capable of uh manifesting and controlling their outcomes uh than than we're ever been told

00:24:16.540 i think we've intentionally been told we are powerless weak individuals so that we are easy to

00:24:23.400 control yeah i mean bro that would make sense man because like even if you go back to all 12 000 years

00:24:28.380 the you know beginning of human existence what we call humans now it's like i mean you look at like

00:24:34.620 simple shit look at the pyramids how they like they there's hieroglyphs of fucking ufos and

00:24:39.260 spacecrafts and fucking pyramids and shit right and it's like how two things can't be true at the

00:24:45.720 same time like it can't be true that we went 12 000 years no significant advancements and all of a

00:24:51.160 sudden we have a computer that fits into our fucking pocket yeah all all of a sudden at the same time

00:24:56.360 yeah all of a sudden all this technology started happening in the 50s right right we went right around

00:25:02.400 the time right around the time that apparently roswell had ufos that crashed there dude come

00:25:08.540 on man you know what i'm saying like dude i get it it just doesn't make sense and then like when you

00:25:13.540 look at like all the way back like when you look all the way back into anthropology you know 12 000

00:25:20.800 years ago you know uh there's this anthropologist named robert seffer who is on uh s-e-p-h-e-r

00:25:28.400 on youtube and he's got some interesting videos uh about the anthropologist perspective of history which

00:25:36.280 is the accurate interpretation of history because we have the facts in the archaeology to back it up

00:25:45.160 right so um he did this one on how basically all across the earth there are ancient symbols that

00:25:59.920 are consistent on continents that are separated by massive oceans right and they're the same exact

00:26:07.580 drawings the same not be accessible back then yes and then when you talk to people they're like well

00:26:12.480 you know that was back when there was pangea and it was one big thing no it wasn't that wasn't it was

00:26:19.340 that's not accurate right so how the fuck did all these civilizations all across the world come up with

00:26:27.240 the same ideas the same drawings the same figures the same similar language similar technology and why

00:26:34.700 are they all telling the same story why do they tell a story of a half fish half human that that came on a

00:26:40.500 boat to their land and taught them all these things they all tell the same story it was a half fish

00:26:45.960 half human person that was a superior being that came in taught them the technology and left and like

00:26:52.980 if you look into i know people that have never looked into it they think that's crazy but if you

00:26:56.440 look into it that's the story and there's drawings of it so we we don't know like somebody knows this

00:27:04.520 shit you know what i mean and there's like in the vatican bro there's there's tens of thousands of

00:27:10.720 books that aren't even allowed to be viewed or read why is that same thing over in uh tibet there's tens

00:27:17.520 of thousands of ancient books that aren't even allowed to be accessed or read why is that so you

00:27:23.760 know there's a lot here man it's not just like oh you know aliens do they exist or not like we don't

00:27:29.160 even know the origin of humanity for real and everybody you know says well i know it's god

00:27:35.360 and i agree there's a god but you still don't know you weren't there you don't know the science

00:27:42.500 there's science that says that fucking the anunnaki came out of fucking nowhere what happened before that

00:27:50.180 right well god just formed this dude and said threw him in a hole and they fucking showed up in iraq

00:27:55.280 you know what i'm saying like you know like it just doesn't it just doesn't uh it just there's

00:28:02.120 just a lot more to it bro i got really high one night this is a while ago last night no no not last

00:28:07.000 night it was a while ago i got really high and i like i watched that movie interstellar that's

00:28:11.500 probably one of my favorite movies ever yeah and it hit me bro aliens are just us from the future

00:28:16.540 like just a more advanced form of human who knows that's what my belief is really yeah

00:28:22.420 like there are humans that are just way more advanced like i'm talking about thousands of

00:28:27.200 years ahead of us it was some good weed

00:28:30.380 i don't know man we'll see i mean like i don't listen look dude here's here's what i think i don't

00:28:40.020 like when people talk about this shit in like this is the way it is yeah you know like like we'll talk

00:28:46.200 about this and then you know people will say no this is what happened you don't fucking know that

00:28:51.380 you don't fucking know that you're right we nobody knows because we're being lied to there's people

00:28:56.380 that know but we're not being told the truth yeah i'm not the person that knows you ain't the person

00:29:00.260 yeah and dude we should be we should be allowed to know the truth man we should be allowed to know

00:29:06.200 what the deal is yeah yeah i got the only way that the fucking they wouldn't allow us to know

00:29:12.240 what why wouldn't what is their main mission their main mission is control yeah okay so the only

00:29:20.300 reason that they wouldn't allow us to know in my opinion is because they use religion to control

00:29:29.060 the populace okay and if something like this came out it would shatter a lot of people's belief

00:29:34.200 in that sort of code of ethics and structure right exactly so there and maybe that's not exactly what

00:29:42.820 they think but the point is we're not being told the truth because whatever the truth is

00:29:47.340 is going to make it harder for them to control and rule over us yeah i mean i think a little bit

00:29:52.520 of that too man like what it could also just be something that's so simple as okay like maybe

00:29:55.960 there's infinite power maybe you know i'm saying maybe you have it maybe we have it that's what i'm

00:30:00.600 saying so like so there's no need for a fucking utility bills no more now that you know i'm saying

00:30:04.040 like and so the effect well tesla fucking already made that bro you know i'm saying so it's like i think

00:30:08.760 there's something you think tesla came up with wireless electricity that can be transmitted through

00:30:13.320 fucking radio towers and then all of a sudden a dude just dies yeah right and where does technology

00:30:17.680 go oh it just stopped no these motherfuckers have it in the archive they don't want to use it because

00:30:22.160 bro listen they got the cure to cancer they got the cure to free energy they have the cure to all this

00:30:27.780 the reason they don't fucking put it in is because it takes away the economic value that these other

00:30:35.120 people who donate to these people's political campaigns and make them rich it takes away their power to

00:30:41.120 make money so there's interest financial interest to keeping this shit secret that's my take on it

00:30:47.020 man that's how i see it guys jump down in the comments and let us know what you guys think about

00:30:53.600 this topic with that being said let's go cruise some of these comments man we missed them yesterday

00:30:57.560 uh with mighty mouse yeah we got we had it that's full show it was a full that was the full boat

00:31:02.880 very girthy bro very girthy and long yeah yeah yeah long for a white guy hey above average we

00:31:13.380 hey that was a fun show bro that was great he's one of my favorite guests we ever had if not my

00:31:19.040 favorite i'd agree yeah chad right better get it chad right come on man chad right's one of my

00:31:23.800 favorites too yeah i would have to they're neck and neck not physically because chad's a little taller

00:31:28.580 yeah but yeah they're there that dude's funny and he's with it oh he's with the shit man but

00:31:35.660 yeah let's let's cruise some of these comments bro i didn't know what to expect like i didn't know

00:31:39.740 what i was nervous i didn't know i didn't i never met him yeah you know you would have thought we

00:31:43.860 knew him for 15 years bro you would have thought yeah he said like one or two things i'm like all

00:31:48.500 right yep this is it right here he brought up oprah fucking lying about his shit i'm like oh this

00:31:54.240 would be great bro that motherfucker's funny as fuck he's awesome man yeah he's awesome well guys let's

00:31:58.000 check out some of these comments oh by the way i want to say this too yeah i know i said jake paul

00:32:03.880 on the show yesterday but i watched about three or four videos of mike tyson last night you're going

00:32:08.600 mike hold on he's pissed he's not he's not he ain't playing around so i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have

00:32:16.780 to retract that statement and i'm gonna have to go back to i don't know oh that's bullshit yeah

00:32:22.840 such a cop out no it's not it's a cop i'm jake's my friend yeah that's fine yeah so i'm not gonna

00:32:29.580 fucking go against him i'm just saying mike's pissed you know what happens when mike's pissed

00:32:34.160 fuck you in the ass dude he's listen bro he feels disrespected you can fucking see it

00:32:40.680 you can hear it bro you can hear it bro through the t's bro you can hear it fuck i don't know man

00:32:46.220 i'm excited to watch it dude it's gonna be a good fight i'm excited to watch it fuck yeah yeah bro i

00:32:53.040 listen i just saw two video did you see him yell at that fucking lady that lady said what happens if

00:32:59.700 you lose and he goes i'm not gonna lose and then she goes yeah but you said i'm not gonna lose you

00:33:05.880 don't hear what i said like i'm like holy shit bro she's like okay thank you

00:33:10.460 yeah i mean listen dude bro and then and then like they did their little face off today

00:33:17.320 and mike came out you know jake jake's a showman you know i'm saying he didn't do some shit on his

00:33:22.500 ears or something yeah yeah yeah i mean he's a showman dude he came out and you know they were

00:33:26.980 like squaring up and mike fucking just like looked at him and then like when it was done he turned

00:33:32.060 around walked the fuck away like bro and i could almost see it on jake like hey we cool bro right

00:33:37.400 you're like like dude dude i'm telling you hey you can't that shit just it doesn't just

00:33:42.660 like disappear dude i i know that it doesn't that's the thing just go away like when you're

00:33:48.840 that level of a dude you like i think mike tyson might kill himself to fucking win that fight if

00:33:55.060 he has to i think he's gonna put it all on the line i i dude i think so too he looks pissed yeah

00:34:00.140 and it doesn't seem like he's fucking i think it doesn't seem like he's gassing the fight up like

00:34:04.880 it seems authentically mad he's in fucking like i think it started out as this like friendly i

00:34:10.280 agree that was fun and but then something happened bro no here's what happened people

00:34:15.220 started picking jake paul yeah and this motherfucker's one of the greatest boxers of

00:34:18.420 all time if you're one of the greatest of all time and and then everybody starts picking the other

00:34:22.680 guy bro you're gonna get pissed off you're gonna get pissed off jake better bring his lunch money

00:34:28.520 bro i'm just saying i i'm going back to i don't know first of all he kind of made me say make a

00:34:36.140 pick i wasn't ready to make a pick yeah you know i felt forced oh i felt oppressed show me where you

00:34:41.700 yeah well i got two black guys and i'm the only white guy i felt like you guys were gonna beat me up

00:34:47.800 fuck bro i thought i was about to get gang raped or something who's gonna win yeah tell who's gonna win

00:34:53.780 that's right i'm like okay who you think who you think's gonna win i think jake paul me too

00:35:00.280 fuck dude oh shit yeah man i'm just trying not to get my ass beat over here all right

00:35:07.500 well guys i'm gonna get my ass beat by 118 pound dude oh he would have did it no i fucking know you

00:35:13.480 fucking choke my head right off listen how much you weigh for real what's he weigh what's us 145

00:35:19.240 he's strong as shit bro i'm gonna tell you right now that motherfucker pop your head off like a

00:35:24.040 fucking grape bro listen he'd have to meet gina huh you'd have to meet gina oh yeah yeah you're

00:35:29.680 shooting him oh absolutely yeah there's no doubt i listen bro listen this is a life lesson for all

00:35:33.660 you guys out there i learned this very quick i'll tell you one too go ahead tell yours i learned this

00:35:38.480 when i was bouncing in the bars bro at 17 you don't fuck with people with cauliflower oh no that's a fact

00:35:43.840 you don't do it yeah ever so if you got cauliflower and you start you're there's a high probability

00:35:49.360 you're gonna get shot walked away because i'm not gonna fight you yeah i'm not gonna fight you

00:35:52.880 here's the other rule and i ain't no bitch here's the other rule you got cauliflower no when you young

00:35:57.400 bucks want to fuck with someone who's like over 40 remember they first of all they've been fighting

00:36:02.300 their whole lives because that that's what we did growing up second of all they're probably tired

00:36:07.280 and sore and their knees hurt and shit and they're probably just going to shoot you in the

00:36:10.960 fucking face yeah so keep that in mind people above 40 are more likely to shoot you're gonna

00:36:16.680 hear two pops first the knees gonna pop then the gun's gonna go pop yeah that's right

00:36:20.360 bro sal and i used to fight all the time remember when we fucking start the first week you were here

00:36:27.040 we got in a fistfight i remember that you didn't know who to who to who to pull off of who i'm like

00:36:31.380 fuck this guy hired me to but that's his brother like yeah you know but dude but but dude we we

00:36:37.180 made an agreement after that because it just it hurts too bad yeah i'm out for him remember i was

00:36:42.800 injured for like fucking seven weeks after that so was he yeah family pictures got messed up

00:36:47.860 i got pictures he was fucking bad all right well guys let's get let's check some of these comments

00:36:56.180 out from you guys um you guys never fail to amaze us uh let's go to this first one um this first one

00:37:02.700 is from at make uh make them say uh make them make them say say alex make them say uh all right

00:37:12.860 i think that's what it is nah nah he says uh andy saying she will cut you is funny i'm mexican and

00:37:19.080 was cut by one of my exes so that's pretty accurate

00:37:22.280 who are we talking about aoc man was aoc yeah no who oh yeah yeah diego's uh mom diego's mom

00:37:35.600 yeah being uh oh yeah being hispanic yeah yeah all right well they have both of them probably cut

00:37:41.280 you no they're yeah aoc maybe not man maybe her eyes are she got crazy fuck yeah she got crazy

00:37:47.760 eyes because she's crazy yeah that's true um all right yeah all right well thanks for the i would

00:37:53.240 love to have aoc on the show she wouldn't do it the other day when she put up her little chat box up

00:37:58.400 about about what podcast who who do you guys listen to if you voted for trump and i fucking wrote in

00:38:04.580 the box i said me come on the show it'll be fair we'll have a good time i put it in there like four

00:38:10.160 different times so i know she saw it yeah she had to see it yeah but she didn't fucking she didn't hit me

00:38:15.120 back she didn't she left me on red

00:38:17.760 that's where it starts yeah that's where it's how you get cut that's how you get cut

00:38:21.560 see what i'm saying because you don't take the warning bro yeah next thing you know is you're

00:38:25.740 throwing a chocolate at your head well alex we appreciate the uh yeah man try uh yeah sorry about

00:38:33.320 the cut

00:38:33.820 where though where where were you cut yeah we gotta comment that though where were you cut uh yeah

00:38:42.900 because i'm cut technically huh huh what yeah okay next one last comment comes from at bailey

00:38:52.360 mcdonald 59 28 uh she says nah you can keep whatever that is we have enough issues in australia to deal

00:39:01.340 with we don't want that bullshit here talking about tim tam i know who's i know who she's talking about

00:39:07.820 well if you don't want him what we gonna do with him yeah we don't fucking want he already signed

00:39:12.860 the paperwork yeah he's coming dude yeah i'm gonna be your neighbor bailey mcdonald isn't that funny

00:39:17.880 yeah how he's okay with having to sign paperwork to go to australia but

00:39:21.620 you know illegal migrants can come here without paperwork and it's fine

00:39:26.280 where are these people complaining about paperwork going there listen most people have the ability to

00:39:32.160 like discern their own hypocrisy at least most of the time right of course we're all hypocrites in

00:39:37.720 certain points we might say one thing and do another that's huge it's called human nature

00:39:41.980 but these people here they don't have any fucking they don't have any recognizing uh any any ability

00:39:49.040 to recognize their own hypocrisy it's a square circle bro yeah it's weird it's weird shit man guys

00:39:55.440 bailey alex schwilly we appreciate you enjoy your new neighbors both guys we appreciate you for

00:40:04.840 being real ass fans man keep liking keep commenting make sure you guys are subscribed hit that bell

00:40:10.060 notification to stay up to date with the latest drops from real af with that being said let's get

00:40:14.760 to headline number two uh this one is great um because you know we mentioned it a little bit

00:40:20.540 yesterday i think um the new doji the doge the doe i don't know how you pronounce it i think it's

00:40:26.460 doge is it doge i wish it should be doji department of government efficiency department of government

00:40:32.380 efficiency right so you got trump uh who uh is bringing in this new department you got elon musk

00:40:38.600 and vivek running it okay now leave it to msm they're gonna do some fear monitoring they can't

00:40:45.920 talk about either one of them otherwise it's racism it is we established very racist to talk

00:40:51.440 about an african-american and an indian-american it's fucked up yeah it's fucked up are they not

00:40:57.100 qualified yeah well you know i mean clearly elon knows how to use computer

00:41:02.880 oh shit uh but uh you know leave it to msm they're gonna try to do some fear mongering yeah right so i

00:41:14.380 thought this was interesting this is coming from cnn of course uh trump wants elon musk to

00:41:19.640 overhaul the government here's what could be on the chopping block all right and they go into this

00:41:26.340 like stupid fucking article and i'm not even gonna read all of it um you know but they talk about you

00:41:31.520 know elon musk and you know he's a billionaire one of the richest men uh on earth who runs several

00:41:36.500 companies and he does them so good and why can he why should he be you know in charge of government

00:41:41.920 efficiency i mean i think it's pretty fucking that's exactly why it's it's exactly why dude

00:41:46.960 what is it with these fucking idiots that can't understand that to be in uh charge of a government

00:41:52.440 is no different than being in charge of a company it's being in charge of the most powerful company

00:41:57.120 in the world and do you want to elect someone based upon their gender or their skin tone or their

00:42:04.100 being the first this to run the most powerful country in the world if you do it's because you're

00:42:10.280 a fucking idiot yeah i mean listen and if they are going to do that then again he qualifies for

00:42:16.560 that too he's the first african-american to lead the department of government efficiencies he he runs

00:42:21.520 and look the the guy's a creative thinker plus a competent operator which is a huge huge huge deal

00:42:32.520 because very few people have both those skill sets all right he runs tesla tesla's completely innovative

00:42:39.540 company how can we do cars well we could do them like this and he starts making it up right like

00:42:45.240 he's not like hey we're going to do like gm and own a little bit better all right there's levels to

00:42:49.460 this fucking game i want to go to mars so i'm going to build my own fucking nasa okay so he my point

00:42:58.100 here paypal he thinks completely outside the realm of the structure that most people think which is a

00:43:06.460 requirement to innovate and push forward and i actually think because of those skill sets there

00:43:13.920 is nobody more qualified to do what he's been tasked with doing because what we need to do is

00:43:20.680 we need to take the entire government like imagine if to renew your license plates you just went on the

00:43:26.880 internet and fucking typed in a few words instead of going to the license office wasting half a day

00:43:31.660 dealing with a bunch of bullshit you know blah blah blah like all of this stuff should be on

00:43:37.160 blockchain all of this shit should be immediate like instantaneous it should be very low cost if

00:43:43.640 not free um and he's going to do all those things like in every way possible that's what i think

00:43:51.380 well they're trying to scare people into thinking that you know they're talking about cutting medicare

00:43:55.480 medicaid and the children's health insurance program the affordable i bet i bet he will cut

00:44:02.340 and i'm sure there's gonna be some trim i bet he will cut the bullshit out of it i think there's

00:44:05.420 some there's some definitely some fat that could be trimmed off from there you know for sure um but

00:44:09.480 i want to to direct our time and energy to what really uh is the shit that needs to be getting cut

00:44:16.360 right let's check this out this is where elon musk can start cutting federal spending

00:44:20.600 from transgender monkeys to dei and checks to dead people this is a great fucking article by uh new

00:44:28.160 york post let's dive into this so um the first thing they could check uh waste of a day feds paid

00:44:35.640 1.3 billion dollars to dead people last year last year we're not talking about fucking medicaid 1.3

00:44:46.700 what we what could we do with 1.3 billion dollars do a lot going back just to the people do a lot

00:44:52.500 you know um yeah the the federal government mistakenly paid 1.3 billion dollars to dead people

00:45:00.260 in the fiscal year 2023 according to u.s office of management and budgets reporting on improper payments

00:45:08.040 um other things they've put out uh behind bars benefits prisoners thought to still be free and out of

00:45:16.280 work uh received 171 million dollars in unemployment payments or social security in 2023

00:45:22.920 medicaid medicare also sent out 101 billion dollars in improper payments largely due to fraud and tax

00:45:32.420 cheats um took the uh irs for at least 546 million dollars i don't like that one i would say everything

00:45:40.420 the irs uh it's not a tax cheat it's a fucking individual cheat yeah yeah that's true um other

00:45:47.900 things that no pointless government money goes to talk about cutting the fat russian cat research

00:45:53.240 um in 2021 yeah they fucking killed crumbs bro bro i think crumbs was they killed crumbs he knew too

00:45:59.660 much bro that wasn't a side hit bro he knew too much bro yeah they killed him um in 2021 who killed

00:46:06.780 him too who dr death oh fauci fucking fauci fauci fauci killed crumbs bro listen you know with rfk

00:46:15.520 getting in a cat was probably fucking around with too much aspartame yeah well it ain't bringing crumbs

00:46:20.640 back man have you been seeing those reels of the rk stuff of r of junior bro rfk what do you do

00:46:30.200 bro they're making reels of him now like fucking shredded he is shredded he is shred no but like

00:46:35.500 like like 30 year old shred like ridiculously shred it all right and they have his voice over this

00:46:41.120 clip and it's like this dude going to open up his fridge and pull out a diet coke and then it's like

00:46:45.140 hey you fat fuck no it's rfk it's like stay away from the aspartame i'm here to work for you even if

00:46:51.700 you don't like it it's like today we're hitting buys and tries it's fucking great um but yeah cat

00:47:01.620 research in 2021 the national institute of health uh awarded half a million dollars to a russian lab

00:47:08.580 performing experiments on cats including removing part of their brains and seeing if they could still

00:47:13.320 walk on treadmills that is so fucked up why are we doing that i don't think we're actually like i don't

00:47:19.820 think they're actually doing that yeah they're just saying they're doing it taking the money exactly

00:47:23.600 um like this for example other wasteful government i don't know bro you saw that experiment fauci was

00:47:29.100 doing with the fucking puppies with the beagles yeah yeah yeah maybe they are dude fauci's going

00:47:33.920 to hell bro oh there's no doubt yeah like he's caused so much pain so much suffering he's a sick

00:47:38.500 fuck he is um but uh other wasteful government spending birish uh biden's irish boondoggle american

00:47:47.220 taxpayers shelled out four million dollars last year for joe and hunter biden to go on a trip to ireland

00:47:52.960 as the post reported that included 1.2 million dollars on an elaborate sound system and light

00:47:59.040 show for a biden speech and 760 000 to rent out an entire hotel in dublin just wasteful spending um 50

00:48:09.700 million dollars um to uh to a firm that runs monkey island it's a colony of around 3 000 primates that

00:48:18.800 are sent to research labs and they also sense 3.7 million dollars that was used to fund a study

00:48:24.680 on monkeys and gambling um part of a yeah bro like how about the insurance companies that give you an

00:48:31.860 aspirin and charge you 700 dollars yeah how about that yeah how about we start there and fuck the

00:48:37.220 monkey shit because that's where most of the shit comes from yeah well it's funny you say that i mean

00:48:41.360 even on the health care as we're still paying for the pandemic of course we are there's still millions

00:48:46.000 of dollars billions of dollars um fema is expected to spend another 70 billion dollars on the pandemic

00:48:53.960 in 2026 six years after it fucking started um dr fauci he's been receiving 15 million dollars worth

00:49:02.100 of security this year bro how much security is that like no that's a shit no i know think about what

00:49:08.640 what we spend that's a shit ton right and think i mean what the fuck do they have all of it like

00:49:14.160 fucking is that like a army of robots what the fuck they got bro it's a lot that's a lot of that's

00:49:20.720 a lot of shit right there that's a lot of that's a lot of power um yeah and uh you know oh this is

00:49:29.620 crazy drag shows in ecuador taxpayer money's going to that the state department awarded a 20 000 grant

00:49:35.760 uh to a center in ecuador um that was used for 12 drag theater performances in a two-minute documentary

00:49:43.680 well look there's a there's a billion things like this yeah it's all over yeah china i mean it's all

00:49:52.280 over there but you know one of the things other things that are interesting obviously there's a lot

00:49:55.820 of government waste that goes on and that's really department of health and human services hired 294

00:50:00.740 employees at a cost of 38.7 million to oversee dei as reported by open the books 40 million dollars

00:50:09.400 to say that people who aren't qualified should get jobs over people who are what does that come down

00:50:14.200 to in salary 38.7 divided by 294 131 000 a year yeah

00:50:27.660 that's crazy yeah to say okay well uh you have this color skin or you have this genitalia

00:50:36.940 and this guy is more qualified than you so you get the job makes sense yeah makes perfect sense

00:50:42.660 um but elon he's he's been doing some other things too he's also changing some stuff up at twitter

00:50:48.900 um which is what i want to move this next convo to um have you been seeing the mass exodus of twitter

00:50:55.500 the twitter rights and by mass exodus i mean like five people oh you got joy reid she's leaving uh

00:51:05.240 she's leaving twitter as liberal tantrums over elon musk and trump spy reid needs to leave the u.s i think

00:51:11.500 so too yeah she's a fucking racist straight up racist like imagine if a white person went on tv

00:51:19.340 and talked about black people the way she talks about said half the shit she says the other way

00:51:24.320 um yeah joy reid's out that's what i'm glad i'm happy about dude racism is gonna is gonna get to

00:51:30.560 the point where racism is racism it's not just one way right if you judge someone based off the color of

00:51:36.880 their skin for any reason whatsoever you're a world-class piece of shit yeah that's that's the

00:51:42.500 bottom line and racism is racism whether it's towards black people or white people or asians

00:51:47.240 or jews or fucking whatever right it it's just bad people and good people dude is this person a bad

00:51:53.500 person is this person a good person if we would just get to that we could actually find out who

00:51:58.220 is at the bottom of all of these fucking rat holes that cause all this shit right i don't know yeah

00:52:05.900 let's let's check her video out hey guys so today i finally did something i've been meaning to do for a

00:52:11.500 while

00:52:11.780 and um the reason for doing it um and kissing goodbye my 1.9 million followers too many white people is

00:52:25.960 because i hadn't been posting for a long time i just didn't want to contribute content

00:52:29.740 um once it was purchased by its present owner but just having it there i was only holding on to it

00:52:36.240 um because i you know really didn't want someone trying to take over that name and using it for

00:52:43.460 nefarious purposes i was a little bit worried about that um and also every so often i would use it to

00:52:48.920 just like sort of look at news that was trending and when what's happening and i would just sort of use

00:52:53.580 it as like an aggregator but i just realized that that's not really worth it because in order to

00:52:57.320 like do the news aggregation and just look at all you have to wade through a lot of dreck and a lot

00:53:02.720 of just abuse and a lot of just negativity and you know yeah you do yeah yeah the abuse that was

00:53:11.740 is the response and the backlash of the shit you've been doing for 15 years lady

00:53:16.160 yeah you know by the way nice hair she's not the only one uh she's put her fucking wig back on

00:53:22.300 she does fuck bro when you get a hairline like that you don't let it quit on you you gotta fire

00:53:29.440 it bro listen it's the only fight i've ever lost yeah but you know what you didn't lose it because

00:53:33.220 you fired it you know what i'm saying no you didn't you only lose if you try to like hang on to

00:53:38.640 it like she's doing okay all right you know so i didn't lose my fight no you you you won because

00:53:43.240 you said fuck you fucking quit on me fuck you you're fired yeah you can't fire me i'll fire you

00:53:47.080 yeah that's right right you're not breaking up with me i'm breaking up with you fuck you

00:53:50.920 that's what she failed to do yeah and she's not i mean by the way what's up with the cultural

00:53:57.320 appropriation of her blonde hair oh what's up with that oh all right now joy yeah yeah you got

00:54:04.440 some explaining to do yeah you do yeah you do um she's not the only faggot that left uh don lemon

00:54:10.180 don lemon left too uh he's all done well he didn't leave yet he's leaving tomorrow didn't

00:54:19.000 you try to like extort elon for some sort of fucking contract or something i think so yeah

00:54:23.060 they had a they had a disagreement right like didn't he want to listen man uh yeah you guys are

00:54:30.660 irrelevant man like joy re quit because no one cares what she says no but she was getting hammered

00:54:37.400 every day every day well that's because she's she's legit divisive and racist man bro these uh

00:54:45.720 these people who are all did you do you have anything in here about the mainstream media in

00:54:51.540 the next topic did you see all these people getting fired from msm all these people that

00:54:57.540 are getting released and let go and shit let's talk about it oh yeah dude all the all the like

00:55:02.860 main hosts are on the chopping block at cnn and msnbc allegedly oh but nobody's watching this shit

00:55:09.520 i know but see this is their move my point here is that that's their move to regain credibility they've

00:55:14.780 realized that these people have exhausted their credibility they so they need new faces and

00:55:20.040 apparently they're trying to get some pro-trump voices on their networks uh i have heard that yeah

00:55:25.400 so trying to go less bias so abc just going to throw this out there i will be a host on one of

00:55:32.720 your shows me and dj we come as a package and we will be the counter to the rest of the and we can

00:55:39.500 handle them all all you need is us yeah okay and we'll just go on every show and be the voice

00:55:43.800 you guys pay me money my reparations amount is going to be pretty high that's right pay me a lot

00:55:49.700 of money pay dj a lot of money we'll come on your tv and we'll get the ratings up there i promise you

00:55:55.000 if you don't hire us we're suing yeah that's right fucking racism yep i'm an african-american

00:56:00.640 with a african-american credit score i demand to be heard and i am a i am a persecuted white man

00:56:08.140 who was forced to pick jake paul i want my i was bullied by two black men on my own show

00:56:15.220 uh this is one of the pictures from that study with the monkeys doing uh casino shit really yeah

00:56:21.540 monkeys learning how to gamble 3.7 million dollars right there that monkey's smarter than me dude i

00:56:26.800 don't know how to play poker or anything i don't i never wanted to learn bro really yeah it's like

00:56:32.180 cocaine i don't want to touch it yeah that's smart i know bro if things are going to be bad for me like

00:56:36.920 that i don't even fucking go near them that's smart man i'll end up being that weirdo fucking high on

00:56:41.940 cocaine at the car table when i'm clear visors on five in the morning yeah uh yeah man guys jump

00:56:50.020 in on this convo man let us know what you guys think down in the comments uh i i will say this

00:56:55.680 i love vivek and i love elon musk and i believe if they do what they say they're going to do they

00:57:03.060 could be the two most historically relevant individuals in our government in modern history

00:57:07.800 for the next century bro for in modern history because bigger than a president bigger than

00:57:12.380 anybody because what actually needs to happen here is what they are claiming they are going to do

00:57:18.000 which is removing the

00:57:20.620 bureaucracy and reducing the bureaucracy from what is currently the biggest government in the history

00:57:30.320 of human history down to a functional cash flow positive non-wasteful

00:57:37.380 business that serves the people and if they do that bro not only will we be our country be out

00:57:45.320 of debt we won't pay the taxes we're paying not even close no and that can be done quickly

00:57:50.820 yeah so i'm very excited i'm very confident in both of their abilities there's been a lot of picks

00:57:57.440 and a lot of them i am excited about some of them i don't get like at all like this marco rubio pick

00:58:03.000 yeah like secretary of state not only that dude i don't like i don't like these pro-israel people

00:58:09.620 dude like i don't like it it doesn't have a place in our government yeah okay and i don't mind i don't

00:58:16.400 mind if you're a regular person and you love israel and it's a big deal but this is fucking america dude

00:58:21.840 and the israeli influence in our government is unacceptable just as it would be unacceptable

00:58:27.800 for any country to have that level of influence in our government it's not an anti-semitic thing

00:58:33.740 it's not anything against jews it's the principle of a government having that much control over our

00:58:39.460 government and when pete hegseth who i gave amazing words to yesterday stands up today and says you know

00:58:47.320 uh free freedom or what do you say uh capital something patriotism and zionism are the forefront no

00:58:54.540 patriotism zionism is for there it's all the way across the world is for them okay zionism does not

00:59:02.100 belong in our government and we can be allies and we can help each other without that much influence

00:59:07.800 happening in our government it's it has to end at some point we need to be american first and i'm i'm

00:59:13.260 really tired of the people who claim to be america first going up there and talking about this and

00:59:19.780 like if there's someone who can explain to me the relationship and why it's that important

00:59:24.920 i would love to hear it but i have not heard a valid argument from anybody as to why we should have

00:59:32.020 dual citizens of another country in our government making policy decisions that serve them and then us

00:59:40.800 it should be american first dude and so like when pete says because i have all the respect in the world

00:59:45.580 for headseth and pete i i do but what the fuck man this is america let's be american first don't go

00:59:52.340 up there now all of a sudden fucking start spewing up all these talking points because you think you

00:59:56.860 need to to get finance for some future bullshit yeah yeah yeah i don't like it i don't like it either

01:00:02.840 dude and there's a number of picks that he made that are like that and bro that makes me think trump

01:00:07.140 hasn't learned his motherfucking lesson it really makes me think that trump is going to go in

01:00:11.500 and fucking potentially do the same shit that happened to him last time yeah i don't know dude

01:00:18.020 i mean may i hope i'm wrong and maybe there's a bunch of shit i don't know there probably is but

01:00:23.660 america should be for americans and until our country looks how it should look and until we are a superior

01:00:30.540 country to every other country in the world in terms of our infrastructure our technology the quality

01:00:35.640 of living the income standard all of these things until we're the best zero dollars to anybody else

01:00:41.020 fucking anybody that's that's my position yeah guys jumping on this conversation let us know what

01:00:47.420 you guys think down in the comments with that being said let's get to our third and final headline

01:00:51.740 headline number three um this was interesting uh this one uh this just came out today um onion

01:00:58.320 they uh buys alex jones's info wars at auction with backing from sandy hook uh families yeah you see this

01:01:06.220 yeah interesting um the satirical news source the onion outbid rivals for alex jones's info wars at a

01:01:17.140 bankruptcy auction backed by families of sandy hook elementary school uh shooting victims um owed more

01:01:23.900 than one billion dollars in defamation judgments against the broadcaster for calling the 2012 massacre

01:01:30.140 a hoax now the sale price was not disclosed when the families confirmed the deal on thursday

01:01:36.120 quote the dissolution of alex jones's assets and the death of info wars is the justice we have long

01:01:42.420 awaited and fought for robbie parker whose daughter emily was killed in the 2012 shooting in connecticut

01:01:47.480 sent in a statement provided by his lawyers uh and seen by the associated press now alex jones he's 50

01:01:54.320 he confirmed the onions uh acquisition of info wars in a social media post and said he planned to file

01:02:00.860 legal challenges to stop it quote i just got word 15 minutes ago that my lawyers and folks met with

01:02:07.820 the u.s trustee over our bankruptcy this morning and they said they are shutting us down even without

01:02:13.800 a court order this morning jones said quote the connecticut democrats with the onion newspaper bought

01:02:19.640 us he added uh now he started info wars back in 1999 um and uh it's been going on for a long time

01:02:27.240 um and again i don't know if that's gonna like i don't know how much info wars is actually worth

01:02:32.640 you know i don't know if it's they just bought a bunch of podcast equipment dude and some cameras

01:02:37.340 and a fucking backdrop yeah and on top of that you know maybe any contracts that they had signed

01:02:42.840 sponsorship yeah but but it's worthless without alex jones right all he has to do is go start another

01:02:48.140 one called fucking you know bozo wars or whatever the fuck he wants to call it you know i'm saying

01:02:52.960 info wars yeah i mean dude look it's it's a it's a fucking nothing burger you know i i mean they're

01:03:01.560 not gonna stop them all we would have to do is call alex and say hey bro uh why don't you come sit on

01:03:07.000 our show and whatever ads you bring you keep the money for that and then he's making the same fucking

01:03:12.060 money doing the same shit you know like it alex has a fucking fan base yeah you can't stop that

01:03:20.780 it's him yeah like that would be like they come in and oh we we fucking forced andy to sell real af

01:03:26.640 well i'm gonna start fucking real real af tomorrow really really yeah yeah like like you know like

01:03:33.300 it's it's it's it's ridiculous yeah yeah they're trying to yeah now i mean dude i'm not sitting here

01:03:40.500 saying that what he said was right or wrong or whatever you know like i think that's very

01:03:44.440 insensitive to make light of a situation where people actually died as people lose their kids

01:03:49.600 i remember that shooting dude it was horrible it was like that was a you know we hear about these

01:03:55.720 shootings and they're all horrible but that was one that was like the first that was like the first

01:03:59.480 time it was like little bitty kids you know what i'm saying and um it was horrible and i don't know

01:04:05.200 why he would think that was made up i don't know i don't i don't know alex jones uh i think he makes

01:04:10.160 some good points a lot of times i think he's well read on the shit that i think he knows a lot of

01:04:15.260 shit um i think he gets you know a little bit out there sometimes and i think this is one of the

01:04:20.280 cases where he got a lot out there and it bit him in the ass yeah big time yeah and and it's not

01:04:24.260 you know uh but buying forcing him out of business finding him a billion dollars and all this shit

01:04:32.880 um that's the part that bothers me is like the government overreach in this yeah that's that's what

01:04:38.220 it is it's government overreach a billion dollars yeah come on dude like that's insane i agree it's

01:04:47.000 insane i agree you know and it's just like you know well and here's what people people so like when

01:04:52.880 you say that there's gonna be people who say well what he did was absolutely horrible okay sure

01:04:58.960 absolutely but there's people out there that actually kill kids that don't get fined a billion

01:05:04.040 fucking dollars right okay there's rich people that fucking crash their car and and kill a family

01:05:11.500 and they come out of prison still fucking rich if they go to prison at all that's what i'm saying bro

01:05:15.900 so like this is this is not okay and where people need to really be careful before they jump on this

01:05:22.900 shit and say oh yeah get them is that it's setting a precedent for them to get you too

01:05:27.040 it does right it does the other part too that bothers me on this man is just like we have to

01:05:33.440 be very very honest with ourselves and very careful uh when we talk about the freedoms that we have in

01:05:40.340 this country right like if we're gonna say we have free speech free speech means that you can say

01:05:45.340 something i don't like anything anything you that's what free speech means that's the the textbook

01:05:50.740 free speech means that as long as it's relatively true you could say it right i don't know that he

01:05:58.000 had any proof that that was true you know like as much as i say there's there's no limits to free

01:06:05.600 speech i mean how many times have we had to file lawsuits on people that fucking completely make up

01:06:11.120 shit about me completely make it up yeah you know what i mean like fuck dude i got people in this

01:06:15.660 building that's all they fucking do is attack the internet for people that fucking tell lies you know

01:06:20.480 i'm saying so like where it gets blurry though it's like you know is that when an opinion because

01:06:26.200 i mean when an opinion i mean maybe you didn't phrase it like i don't i don't know like that's

01:06:30.160 the other thing i like it's hard to even find what the original point was that was like where this is

01:06:36.180 all contended on um you know but i get blurs it does get blurry man it's like my opinions my opinion

01:06:41.980 now whether he said it was his opinion or not or said like this is a fact i don't know but opinion

01:06:46.680 like dude you can't like you get hurt by my opinion that's a motherfucker uh kamala harris was

01:06:52.220 just in front of the fucking white house saying that donald trump and all of us are nazis nazis

01:06:56.860 where's her billion dollar that's right i want to sue her for definitely me too you know what i'm

01:07:00.380 saying yeah like you know i'm simply like listen bro calling someone a nazi is a big fucking deal

01:07:04.840 and if they're not a fucking nazi then where is the fucking accountability to those people right

01:07:09.860 but there's accountability to him right right no i'm saying this what this really was is

01:07:17.060 this is to show everybody else yeah this is a fucking intimidation tactic that's all it is

01:07:21.820 they wanted they wanted to fucking hit alex jones with a billion dollars to shut people like me and

01:07:26.840 you and everybody else up rogan shut up pbd shut up frisella dj shut up you'll lose all your shit

01:07:33.380 that's right you know it's fucked up it's fucked up man um other things too though quickly on

01:07:40.880 government overreach did you see this uh biden's fbi raids home of poly market ceo after gambling

01:07:47.660 platform yeah that's retaliatory dude successfully predicts trump's victory yeah that's that's straight

01:07:54.280 up payback political political revenge bro yeah well i mean that shit's all gonna stop here in a

01:08:00.760 couple months i pray to god as long as fucking trump actually gets in i still dude i still cannot

01:08:06.320 shake the feeling that these people have a plan and they are not i would say as the days go by

01:08:14.820 when i'm starting to watch like the media companies fire their fucking personalities and shit and i'm

01:08:21.140 starting to see like some of these changes being made i'm thinking less and less that there's a plan

01:08:30.480 but like two percent less you know i still think these people are going to try to fucking

01:08:35.220 kill trump i think they're going to blame it on iran i think they're going to try to get all trump's

01:08:40.360 people fired up to go to war with iran then they get rid of trump they get their war with iran they

01:08:46.480 all make a bunch of money they remove the most capable american males from society by putting them

01:08:53.680 to war who are the resistance of their plan and their their policies and their you know platform

01:09:01.660 and then they get to say oh there's free and fair elections look trump won but they killed him

01:09:06.320 you see what i'm saying so everything that could happen from that standpoint benefits them and it just

01:09:13.900 when all things are all things the simplest thing makes sense and the simplest thing is not oh they're

01:09:20.700 just going to give up and let him walk right in the it's not that's not simple it does not stop

01:09:24.320 itself bro no i dude 100 it never has never has you know so i mean we'll see i just hope that i hope

01:09:31.460 trump and his people are very fucking careful well i hope to that i hope they're very on top of it

01:09:37.720 i also hope too that the majority of people also will be smart enough and be able to use common

01:09:43.260 sense to know that if that does happen and they do try to blame it who did it yeah it's not them

01:09:47.920 not only that bro i i hope that people i hope just people in general are aware enough to pay

01:09:54.480 attention and like kind of just like watch right like if you see weird shit happening wherever you

01:10:00.240 are especially if you're in the vicinity of fucking trump like in his town you need to say something

01:10:05.320 i just dude i don't know man like i think you guys who listen regularly and have listened for a

01:10:10.860 number of years you know i have a unique ability to be able to see things coming down the pipe and that

01:10:15.360 is that is just what the fuck i'm seeing and i'm just being honest about it yeah man guys it bothers

01:10:20.960 me dude like i don't like it yeah dude yeah guys jumping on this conversation let us know what you

01:10:28.280 guys think down in the comments that being said let's get to our final segment of the show as always

01:10:33.380 we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck that's where we bring a headline in we talk about it and it gets

01:10:38.000 one of those two options um so with that being said uh let's get to our thumbs up got a video for

01:10:45.180 you we're going to start with all right okay now you guys you guys have been listening watching for

01:10:50.420 any extent of time you guys know that we like bears bears are a common theme on this show um and you

01:10:57.300 have a rolls royce right two of them get two of them nice rolls royce that's right yeah what it's

01:11:03.140 what's a rolls royce plural rolls races okay you got two rolls yeah all right i got rollses you go

01:11:10.200 yeah because you got some rolls i got a couple rollses i'm familiar with the rolls yeah what'd you say

01:11:15.840 joe the assholes what'd they say i got rolls too you got roll i got everybody hey grown men's got

01:11:21.800 rolls bro yeah i mean it's baller shit it is it's like look at rick ross bro dig boss status

01:11:27.280 yeah you know i'm just saying that ladies like a little roll got especially in the winter time

01:11:32.080 dude it's cold yeah you ain't warming shit up yeah well fuck it get your skinny ass fucking skeleton

01:11:37.220 ass off remote control body ass nigga oh fuck dude i got a video for you though all right it has to do

01:11:48.960 with uh a bear yep and a rolls royce okay all right let's check this out there's no audio so you guys

01:11:56.140 gotta watch on youtube what is that is that a fucking bear that's not a rolls though that's a

01:12:04.200 roll oh that is a roll came back four rolls oh he upgraded he was in the bends now he's in the rolls

01:12:09.620 yeah holy shit dude so what's he doing in there he's fucking the car up why is he go why is he what's

01:12:19.620 going on here yeah so this was a california this is in california um this is uh this is a video that

01:12:26.500 was submitted to the department of insurance for an insurance claim um of a bear that went in not

01:12:33.020 just one car but two cars yeah um the same guy on both cars yeah no he didn't

01:12:42.360 that's his own circus bear and uh they said a bear attacked the rolls royce but the real culprit

01:12:51.500 was even stranger footage was shocking a brown bear uh and there hasn't been one of those in southern

01:13:00.660 california for more than a century breaks into a 2010 rolls royce ghost see hold on was that a

01:13:07.920 fucking dude in a fucking bear suit is that what the fuck we just looked at all right keep reading dude

01:13:15.660 this is fucking funny uh seemingly using the door handle then it lumbers around inside the car

01:13:24.360 raking the leather seats with its mighty claws um except it wasn't a terrifying beast it was a person

01:13:32.540 in a bear costume using a kitchen tool designed to shred meat authority said um

01:13:39.500 so the this video was submitted um and the uh insurance adjusters um they uh you know they they

01:13:49.520 enlisted some help of some biologists from the california department of fish and wildlife to

01:13:54.160 review the videos um and they all said yeah that's a dude in the suit so they they launched this operation

01:14:01.220 uh called operation bear claw they got a uh warrant for this dude to search his house um and they found

01:14:09.620 this holy shit man okay all right first of all you broke motherfucker why the fuck you have a rolls

01:14:21.720 royce if you're committing insurance fraud you fucking idiot and you can tell he's a fake baller

01:14:27.300 motherfucker because it's a 2010 yeah thing's worth like 30 bucks fucking bear suits worth more than that

01:14:34.620 bro well so just for context uh because you know obviously pictures were taken of the vehicle's

01:14:39.360 damage and stuff with both cars this dude same guy same guy so so so this guy's so fucking stupid

01:14:45.840 like he doesn't stop at one car like if it was just one car he wouldn't got caught but he's got two

01:14:50.760 cars parked in the exact same spot in the exact same fucking camera angle that like bro how fucking

01:14:58.900 stupid are you and then you keep the bear suit in your house you should have left it in the woods

01:15:05.740 that's like that's like you know that's like committing a murder and then keeping all the

01:15:09.900 blood-soaked shit in your closet stupid it's stupid uh now for context i want to show you guys what a

01:15:17.240 picture of look at the fucking kitchen meat slashers yeah i use that shit on my briskets really

01:15:23.940 yeah uh brisket i mean fuck you do so he cut holes through the fucking paw gloves so he could hold the

01:15:33.820 fucking kitchen claws and then he just shredded the seats of his car his own car well so i want to show

01:15:39.280 you guys uh this is a picture that the the uh department of insurance in california uh used in

01:15:45.680 their case um this is a picture of what an actual vehicle would look like if it was attacked by a bear

01:15:51.320 yeah all right there's some real damage it looks like a bear got it okay um this these are the

01:15:57.820 pictures of uh what the man submitted uh to insurance was that's the the that's the amg and then there's

01:16:09.420 the rolls royce totally believable totally believable look can we get a picture of this guy

01:16:21.300 i just want to see how fucking dumb he looks look how easy he opened up the door

01:16:26.020 come on out smokey you know you would have got away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids

01:16:34.560 yeah hold on go back go back what was the date on the first one let's see what's the date on that one

01:16:41.640 doesn't show on this one what a moron yeah god

01:16:51.560 yeah

01:16:54.560 the fuck is wrong with people dude four people got arrested in this

01:17:00.880 they uh uh ruben uh tam resian he's 26 years old of glendale um

01:17:08.800 arit churkin nani nani on 99 39 uh vihe i'm not even murder murder kanyan

01:17:19.140 and alifia zuckerman all right z shine what kind of names are those

01:17:25.860 two of them sounded in the second and the third one sounded in but the first and the last one i

01:17:32.960 don't know second one is ararat churkin nani it sounds like these motherfuckers ran across the

01:17:38.880 border or 142 000 that was a claim that was a claim for those two cars for those two cars

01:17:47.120 2015 amg 2010 rolls royce

01:17:50.260 yep and they uh they are now facing uh charges of insurance fraud and conspiracy

01:17:56.640 so yeah andy what we got on this bro we had a couple of dumb motherfuckers

01:18:01.740 that's what we got yeah why did you try to why did you try to pin it on the black the brown bear

01:18:07.420 hold on bro why well i mean if they made a black bear definitely be racist well that probably would

01:18:13.360 have went through like yeah yeah this makes sense black bear no they would have said well you know

01:18:17.620 what uh the black bear you know he he grew up in a bad house so we're gonna let him keep the cars

01:18:23.280 cave yeah those are his cars now you know uh fucking look man it's fucking true oh the black bear killed

01:18:34.160 five people uh whatever he didn't have not a lot of berries to pick around his cave and shit yeah

01:18:38.840 you know his dad left him yeah it's you know what he knows fault it is it's the fucking polar bear

01:18:45.500 it's the polar bear's fault bro and the fucking pandas the pandas are just as bad because they're

01:18:52.260 halfway bad that's right they got a little they're halfway bad oh my god dude we might see fauci in

01:19:01.860 hell bro i don't know listen we'll see you there fauci we'll be right there he'll be a little hotter

01:19:08.800 spot you know we'll be in that warm spot you know we'll get some we'll get a little tan not too bad

01:19:14.280 he's gonna be on fucking fire all right this is definitely uh thumbs down for this could qualify

01:19:22.700 for dumbass of the fucking week for sure effort yeah this is dumbass of the at least last three

01:19:27.800 months i like it dumbass of the quarter i like it yeah i like it well guys those two handsome boys

01:19:32.620 on that fucking uh on that on that graphic that's just some baller shit you know what i can't wait

01:19:37.160 salt and pepper i can't wait until america gets back to winning i can't wait till everybody gets

01:19:41.980 back to being ballers i can't wait till everybody's back to making money and kicking ass and having fun

01:19:46.720 that's what i can oh it's coming i know i can feel it one way or the other i feel it that's why i'd be

01:19:51.160 flexing my shit because i'm like it's time to win again yeah it is man well guys

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REAL AF with Andy Frisella - November 15, 2024

812. Andy & DJ CTI： Trump Announces Matt Gaetz As Attorney General, Elon Musk Government Overhaul & The Onion Buys InfoWars

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