REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 814. Andy & DJ CTI： Steve Bannon Retracts Statement on War Room, Biden 'Wandering Off' & COVID Born In North Carolina？

00:00:00.000 what is up guys it's andy priscilla and this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies

00:00:21.260 the thickness and delusions of modern society welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we

00:00:25.780 have andy and dj cruise the motherfucking internet that's what we're gonna do you hear that it's a

00:00:32.540 little extra there i felt extra fucking extra that means we're gonna have an extra good show

00:00:37.340 yeah you know anyway this is cti let's get started show the show hose yep what's going on dude what's

00:00:45.700 up threw me off there a little bit man you know what they've all heard it man i bet everybody

00:00:50.580 can recite it they do actually do they yeah where anytime i meet somebody they recite the

00:00:57.420 shit i know it's fucking awkward it's like that's my line hey hey aren't you somebody

00:01:05.320 that was yeah all right dude it's cool man yeah it's cool we got some uh we got some good people

00:01:13.940 out there man it's good people bro some of these motherfuckers say it better than me it's true

00:01:19.660 anyway it's true i'm sure a lot of people could do my job better that's probably true just reading

00:01:25.180 you know we should just have third grade we should just run a contest and like we should have two of

00:01:31.660 the listeners come in and be me and you yeah okay and then you and i'll come on and be guests i like

00:01:37.000 it yeah well you got something my daughter knows the intro does she do it better than all y'all i bet

00:01:43.380 she can she's been listening to us she's like one yeah she knows it better than us bro i guarantee

00:01:48.560 you she'll stop and be like that's not right yeah don't be a hoe

00:01:51.500 it's funny i'll see her over there too

00:01:55.560 yeah man you tell her hey don't uh don't be talking like andy

00:02:01.700 yeah all right yeah what's going on man dude how are you yeah i'm good i'm good monday beautiful

00:02:10.900 monday morning here in uh good old st louis yeah we gotta go somewhere man yeah we gotta get some sun

00:02:18.540 i know i know i know i'm i'm thinking about like a little arizona yeah you know what's the best

00:02:26.260 place to go to right now it's arizona bro is it az yeah i was just there wasn't bad yeah

00:02:30.740 little pool get one of them rooms with the pool with their own pool yeah we gotta we gotta get we

00:02:35.020 gotta get out of here bro yeah i agree uh yeah get the fuck out let's just get listen let's get a

00:02:39.300 bronco and just book it to canada huh just me and you let's just book it to canada why we go to

00:02:45.060 canada that's what oj did no we're gonna go to mexico oh okay go to me yeah if i was picking

00:02:51.520 one or the other i would definitely i know that's true tacos i mean beach you know guns

00:03:00.020 tacos this motherfucker what do they got up there in canada bro maple syrup

00:03:05.780 they got hockey they got hockey hockey works hockey's hockey st louis is the hockey capital

00:03:13.580 united states is it yep or is that like is it really yeah i just said so okay i didn't know

00:03:20.780 that was like a like a personal opinion no it's official now

00:03:24.000 sweet man well let's get into our show man we got some good shit uh we got the fucking best shit

00:03:31.380 ever in st louis don't fuck around y'all don't know toaster ravioli that you know what the thing

00:03:36.180 is you know why everybody says like everybody kind of talks a little shit on st louis you know

00:03:40.240 why that is they're peanut butter and jelly no motherfucker we don't want you to come here

00:03:43.600 no we don't run around because we're not stupid here in st louis we don't run around talking about

00:03:47.600 how great it is don't go down there you might get carjacked i got robbed last week in fact we pay

00:03:53.720 the media to put these reports out to keep you fuckers away from us don't come here oh man uh

00:04:02.380 what's up dude i see a california license plates i get pissed i do too what the fuck you doing here

00:04:07.600 yeah i'm saying we don't want none of your california shit you get invited here yeah yeah you know go

00:04:12.700 back where you came what is this shit with the california people moving from california and then

00:04:16.900 wherever they go they do the same stuff they did in california and then wonder why california

00:04:22.520 is california and they wanted to leave in the first place dude california would be cool if it

00:04:26.800 wasn't uh they didn't have the paper straws you know california started was paper straws listen i

00:04:33.800 fucking hate those things i want to do the show and not say anything that's going to get me in trouble

00:04:41.280 california was cool to leave i'm maturing

00:04:49.160 all right man yeah well let's get into it then let's get into it um obviously coming off of a

00:04:57.600 a wild weekend um gotta let's just put it out there jake paul mike tyson he defeats him

00:05:06.620 and uh netflix sucks what was that i don't know man what was that i got pissed because you know i

00:05:15.800 went out of town i was driving i had like a six hour drive and you probably thought it was just your

00:05:19.860 phone well i thought i didn't pay my bill at first but then no what it was bro is that fucking alex

00:05:26.820 man she had every fucking device in the house on netflix because apparently she was having issues

00:05:33.700 and so like i couldn't even get in i couldn't see it couldn't see it well i mean real talk bro

00:05:38.380 it was uneventful i mean i think that was most most people's reactions yeah it was it was another

00:05:46.220 uh exhibition sort of like yeah uh what was that roy jones tyson you know it was i watched it i thought

00:05:53.340 i had fun watching it like if you would have told me that i'll tell you what i really liked was the

00:05:57.040 fight before that the yeah the two girls god dang man yeah they were going at it holy shit yeah

00:06:03.660 i'm starting to become a fan of women's boxing and mma more than the men bro they'd be going after

00:06:08.540 it bro yeah they do they go hard as fuck it started when we when we uh had macy signed and uh

00:06:14.860 i started watching her because i love watching macy she's badass she's awesome and uh fuck dude

00:06:20.240 like i started watching her and then i started watching all and like you know i don't know man

00:06:24.820 like i just think the women fighters go harder yeah like i've never seen a shoulder punch it's

00:06:30.860 like watching college football versus the nfl that's what i think i i think it's like they they

00:06:35.820 care more like yeah college dude that's what i'm saying yeah they're i don't know there's it's there's

00:06:42.160 a look there's a level of intensity with the women that is different and fun to watch and i never

00:06:48.720 really realized that until i started watching macy yeah bro she when i saw her fucking shoulder punch

00:06:53.060 i've never seen a shoulder punch before and she was fucking shoulder punching yeah i like it well

00:06:58.620 did did you see uh did you see you didn't get to see the fucking boxing fight none of it holy fuck

00:07:03.200 dude yeah no none of it they beat the shit out of each other oh my god that's all i kept saying the

00:07:09.240 whole fight i'm like bro these girls are beating the fuck out of each other yeah did you see that cut

00:07:13.720 on her fucking eye holy shit man geez bro and it was like hanging like oh man like fuck you could

00:07:21.540 see like the tissue in there yeah yeah i mean a lot of people have been been kind of you know split

00:07:25.660 decisions on uh the the paul tyson thing you know i saw somebody said something like you know if you

00:07:31.400 would have told me this was like a charity event for cancer or something i would have believed you

00:07:34.780 because it just seemed like a nice you know like a you know i mean you know look dude

00:07:40.540 the guy's 60 years old i don't know what people you know i i actually

00:07:47.740 i i don't know tyson didn't look like the tyson that that bro that i saw training bro what was that

00:07:55.600 he looked tired he looked wobbly he looked old and 58 you know and jake fucking put it on him uh

00:08:02.640 you know he could have went harder at some points in the fight but uh i think the fact that he you

00:08:08.180 know and i think tyson could have went harder there's a couple times where he pulled back

00:08:10.980 so you know look it is what the fuck it is yeah you know one thing you know you would have thought

00:08:17.320 that this was like on friday the 13th though why because there was a full moon tyson's ass

00:08:24.640 bro that was so what was that bro that was so funny he comes over he's doing it

00:08:32.580 interview i think it was his son and he just fucking walks off dude like with his ass hanging

00:08:37.700 i got the clip check this out what's your prediction this is when it's just when thank you

00:08:43.420 love you love you too

00:08:45.580 bro i i don't know what to think about that i don't feel like you can say it's i don't think

00:08:57.280 you can say that i don't think you can say shit it's mike tyson it's true he do whatever the fuck

00:09:02.320 he wants and you know what i even think is better is he hasn't said anything about it and said one

00:09:07.180 word he showed up at the ufc fight the next night he doesn't give two fucks you check out his ass all

00:09:13.560 you want yeah i mean listen i mean it's not bad i mean

00:09:19.160 i mean that's a that's a real ass that's no hair yeah i mean it seems yeah no i mean if you ever

00:09:30.520 wanted to know what mike tyson's ass looks like yeah you know it's a full ass it's it's there yeah

00:09:36.100 bro did you see the memes of mike no the memes of this it said it said if i text you mike tyson

00:09:43.400 you better show up with your ass out

00:09:44.980 dude i didn't know jockstraps were still a thing i mean i got laughed at before for what well so

00:09:55.320 you know i didn't start playing football to my sophomore year of high school yeah and so you

00:09:59.540 know in preparation you know how i am bro i'd like to be oh yeah yeah you got all the equipment i got

00:10:04.240 all of it you know i'm saying so like you know we went to the walmart dick sporting good you know

00:10:08.600 and we got i got everything i thought i was going to need for football yeah i got a jock

00:10:13.080 scrap yeah um until i showed up to practice and realized nobody wears jock scraps anymore

00:10:19.100 um what do they do they don't wear anything bro you don't wear a cup nope they don't wear cups no

00:10:24.880 more yeah they do no they don't no they don't it's a thing it's not a thing no not a thing anymore

00:10:32.740 do athletes don't wear cups no more at least at least st louis football because i mean i've coached

00:10:38.080 it you know i'm like no they don't exist well so i didn't even know they made jock straps

00:10:42.320 huh yeah interesting learn something new every day yep uh you know now what was cool uh like i mean

00:10:50.320 there was a couple of fighting events there was also the ufc championship going on um john jones

00:10:55.600 um that was fucking cool i did get a chance to see a little bit of that um for the those of you guys

00:11:01.880 who don't follow ufc uh this headline reads ufc champ john jones hands trump title belt thanks

00:11:07.480 him after knockout win um so yeah jones uh john jones he beat the former heavyweight champion

00:11:13.960 um and uh via a technical knockout um in madison madison square garden um did you see it it was a

00:11:22.260 fucking cool oh it was brutal oh brutal i never seen anybody get kicked like that yeah it was it was

00:11:28.760 brutal uh but his little celebration dance he did the trump dance you know and then this was him

00:11:32.860 coming out the uh coming out the ring uh you got trump there and trump the belt

00:11:38.360 look how happy trump is yeah so he's like a kid on christmas he doesn't know what to do

00:11:47.340 like you could tell he didn't want to keep it yeah but he but he didn't want to disrespect

00:11:53.340 the baddest dude on the earth yeah no no you don't you know but like dude trump just fucking

00:11:58.480 got a big-ass smile bro like it's cool he looks like biden did when trump won the election yeah he

00:12:03.100 looks like biden did when trump came to see him yeah i thought it was just cool seeing trump get so

00:12:08.840 excited about that that guy's got everything he's been everything he's done everything and like you

00:12:14.180 could tell that meant something oh fuck yeah i mean this dude five seconds ago was just like

00:12:18.140 spin kicking this guy to fucking sleep and then he hands you the fucking belt i mean dude he's

00:12:22.960 probably the greatest fighter ever in the ufc yeah you know john jones is a monster yeah dude

00:12:28.260 you know what's crazy about him dude if you saw that dude walking down the street

00:12:32.240 you you wouldn't think like man that guy would just fucking kill you like you think you you would

00:12:38.640 just think he's a robbie maybe i'm not saying i saw him kick that fucking dude i ain't saying shit

00:12:45.180 yeah no no brian never seen anybody kick like that i get that guy's gonna feel that kick for the

00:12:49.440 rest of his fucking life yeah you know what i'm saying like did you hear the noise madat that it

00:12:53.800 made when he hit him it sounded like like thunk i think he had a broken rib oh he had to have

00:12:59.300 right the heel caught him right in the ribs oh dude you saw him go down and he's like he put his hand

00:13:05.280 up like don't hit me and fuck he got it anyway yeah yeah man he thought that was a that was practice

00:13:12.440 or something yeah i think he was so hurt he didn't know what to do yeah i mean he's probably

00:13:17.060 like got the wind knocked out oh my god yeah fuck i wouldn't want it nope yeah interesting weekend

00:13:23.820 um all is well all is well guys tell us what you guys think down in the comments let us know

00:13:29.380 uh with that being said let's crew some headlines man cool yeah headline number one um this is a uh a

00:13:37.480 new update you know trump's been putting in his cabinet list uh going around uh been filling spots

00:13:43.520 here and there uh this was an interesting one uh steve bannon on the war room uh president elect

00:13:49.760 trump names cash patel as fbi director um so this is big this is probably i mean i think this is a big

00:13:57.200 deal um you know i think with matt gates at ag and cash now at fbi i think you can definitely get

00:14:05.200 some shit done with it uh you know yeah cash though he has some weird fucking eyes man

00:14:12.560 what does like what is that i just think he's an intense dude and i think he's super smart oh he's

00:14:19.820 and i think he is gonna do the job very well no he's brilliant there's no doubt about that

00:14:24.160 fuck man yeah i'm excited i'm excited for that one yeah yeah fuck man it's just some weird eyes man

00:14:31.780 yeah i don't care just fucking do your job you know i'm saying yeah i feel that man whose cocaine

00:14:41.660 was that in the white house listen i know listen cash is a great guy i'm sure of it the fuck

00:14:50.240 you could see the white around his pupils

00:14:53.380 i don't know man i think he's just ready to do the job he's very excited he's very ready uh for sure

00:15:02.520 um now there's been interesting shit happening um all around dc um and i think we got some final

00:15:10.060 little death rattles going um this one is interesting adam schiff uh trump wants to use the military against

00:15:17.300 me all right against you against him okay um now he went on cnn all right and this is actually very

00:15:24.280 very funny uh he went on cnn um and uh was was doing an interview on cnn and this is the exchange i want

00:15:31.340 you guys to check this out people from within we have some very bad people we have some sick people

00:15:36.640 radical left lunatics and i think they're the and and it should be very easily handled by if necessary

00:15:43.780 by national god or if really necessary by the military uh because they can't let that happen

00:15:49.520 do you think that he was talking about using the military against you and how concerned are you about

00:15:56.880 retribution uh clearly that's what he was talking about would he go to that link with the military

00:16:02.660 uh essentially fulfill some kind of a unconstitutional order i would hope the military would have more

00:16:09.580 independence than that uh historically the military has uh stood up to civilian authority uh where

00:16:16.480 civilian authority has suggested as in his first administration uh unconstitutional acts um look i'm

00:16:23.680 not going to be intimidated by anything he says by anything he does if i was i wouldn't be on your show

00:16:28.720 okay he's shitting his pants he's shitting his pants yeah now trump's going to use the military

00:16:34.620 against me yeah for sure that's what he meant well why maybe is is it possibly is it possible

00:16:40.020 because not even 30 seconds after he says that trump's going to use the military on him

00:16:44.600 he brings up the bullshit about the russia trump collusion again and doubles down on it no way

00:16:52.340 check this out obviously he is bringing a group of people to just real quick look at the time stamp

00:16:58.520 okay this is at 6 26 he made that first one uh was at 6 24 so i mean okay we're talking about

00:17:04.320 minutes trump's gonna use the military on me yeah yeah and russia collusion like look at this shit

00:17:08.820 man obviously he is bringing a group of people to disrupt i mean that is what speaker johnson said

00:17:15.860 um and i'm wondering about how much anybody in washington is is being introspective at all about

00:17:23.640 why there is this kind of opening for disruptors if not necessarily these individuals you were

00:17:29.640 censured in the house last year uh for in their view holding positions of power during the trump

00:17:34.180 presidency as as chairman of the house intelligence committee and according to them quote abusing

00:17:38.460 this trust by saying there was evidence of collusion between trump's campaign and russia and i wonder

00:17:43.340 if you are feeling at all introspective at all about that that was according to your according to the

00:17:51.180 muller report and according to your your republican colleagues an overstatement and i wonder if you

00:17:55.120 think in any way you you uh help set the table for these disruptors you know first of all it wasn't an

00:18:00.900 overstatement there is evidence of collusion the trump campaign manager was meeting with russian

00:18:06.020 intelligence and giving them internal polling data just to give you one example

00:18:09.180 uh and the muller report sets all this out it does say quote the investigation did not establish that

00:18:14.840 members of the trump campaign conspired or coordinated with the russian government

00:18:17.600 in its election interference activities which doesn't mean that he didn't you know that there

00:18:21.940 weren't meetings but they didn't find evidence says that too he says the fact that we didn't find

00:18:26.020 proof beyond a reasonable doubt doesn't mean there wasn't evidence of uh conspiracy or coordination

00:18:30.900 so but look that's not what people were voting on people were voting on is this guy going to improve

00:18:36.960 the economy is he going to address inflation no i'm voting on you going to jail yeah and i want the

00:18:42.460 military to do it yeah 100 and and by the way they already proved that you made this up and lied about

00:18:49.840 it and they also proved that uh there were other people that were involved who made this up and lied

00:18:54.240 about it this russian collusion story ruined the country and divided the country for eight

00:18:58.620 fucking years yeah man okay these people put their own interests above the interests of the people

00:19:03.920 which is not what they're supposed to do they broke numerous laws they violated the constitution they

00:19:10.320 are traitors to this country there is not a question about that they are taking foreign influence money

00:19:17.260 making decisions that are in the interest of other countries and not in the interest of the united states

00:19:23.280 that's being a traitor okay uh there's all kinds of different things that they've done as well and

00:19:29.460 here you have this guy on cnn who's clearly shitting his pants uh you know saying he's not going to be

00:19:35.880 intimidated by donald trump um i don't really think it matters if you're intimidated or not i think you're

00:19:42.440 going to fucking prison where you belong and you should never ever get out and that's being very lenient

00:19:48.140 in my opinion because when we think about the lives that the small group of people have ruined

00:19:53.220 the accountability has to be harsh so that a small group of people doesn't get together in the future

00:19:59.280 and try to do these same things so when we say oh jail time i mean yeah okay like cool yeah that's not

00:20:07.480 what i would do well i think most people too like you know we remember it's 2016 to 2020 great

00:20:14.480 fucking four years right people were making the most money unemployment low all these great things

00:20:18.560 but people tend to forget how much better could those four years have been had these fucking people

00:20:26.340 not been doing this yeah you know i'm saying that's what comes to my mind no shit they're putting a

00:20:31.080 fucking anchor in the boat every chance they get every single fucking turn man yeah and so it's like

00:20:36.120 you know not only are these people shitting their pants they know it's fucking coming yeah um and it's

00:20:41.060 well they know what they did they know they know what they did and they know what the consequences

00:20:44.800 that's why we that's why they've been fighting so hard for so long to keep this dude out yeah yeah

00:20:50.440 they know it and like you know you want to see a telltale sign you look at how mainstream media writes

00:20:54.520 it uh we go to mbc news headline reads doj and fbi officials reach out to lawyers as potential trump

00:21:04.120 revenge prosecutions loom why would they be worried about that apparently multiple current and former

00:21:11.900 senior justice department and fbi officials have begun reaching out to lawyers in anticipation of

00:21:18.040 being criminally investigated by the trump administration according to three people with knowledge

00:21:23.020 of their deliberations um quote everything we did was above board i said a former senior fbi official

00:21:32.860 who has started contacting lawyers because he expects to be prosecuted himself quote but this

00:21:38.120 is a different world um now he spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear of becoming even more of a

00:21:43.680 target doesn't believe any attempt to prosecute him will be successful judges and juries have the

00:21:49.000 power to throw out cases and find defendants innocent if they deem prosecutions to be baseless

00:21:54.380 um and it's not just you know him like i said there's other agents other people that were in the doj

00:21:59.840 that are still in the doj are apparently trying to find criminal defense attorneys right now

00:22:04.560 because they know what the fuck is coming and i don't think that's going to be just and i don't

00:22:08.940 think that's going to be enough um now other things that are interesting too uh you're starting to see

00:22:14.020 this other flip with uh mainstream media uh morning joe co-host who likened trump to hitler open

00:22:21.100 dialogue with him at maya lago so joe scarborough um and mika brzezinski uh they both apparently are

00:22:27.980 down dilbert yeah dilbert yeah um they're both down with uh with trump they were they met with

00:22:33.400 him this morning um quote as i've said for years on the air and in print 90 of what you see on networks

00:22:40.680 like this is all performance art joe contra posted on x quote because why else would joe and mika want

00:22:48.140 to reset their relationship with someone they repeatedly called a fascist for eight years totally

00:22:53.220 phony people um so yeah so they went down there and uh brzezinski's viewers she said quote uh what

00:22:59.940 we did agree was to restart communications and for those asking why we would go speak to the president

00:23:05.320 elect during such fraught times especially between us i guess i would ask back why wouldn't we so i

00:23:11.960 mean you see this like flip happening man and i i mean i feel like some of it is like rats trying to

00:23:16.600 jump the ship that's what that is that's what this is what those okay just to clarify why they went

00:23:22.080 there here's what's happening all of these media personalities are dead in the water nobody trusts

00:23:28.220 them nobody believes them nobody's going to listen to them this is why you're seeing them get fired

00:23:32.780 from many different networks the only way to preserve their credibility is to potentially do something

00:23:40.200 like what they just did where they go down there they say oh we're going to sit with them it's all good

00:23:46.440 we blah blah blah there those two are trying to salvage their own personal credibility after what

00:23:54.180 they've done for the last you know eight nine years with trump so that's all that is about there this

00:24:00.880 is not about they actually think different this is not about they want to start a new page this is not

00:24:06.120 about anything other than this they are unemployable after the amount of lies and the amount of deceit and

00:24:13.680 the amount of bullshit that they shove down the american people's throat and they're trying to

00:24:19.360 salvage their well-paying careers to become credible again by trying to make up with trump and if i were

00:24:26.680 trump i'd tell them to eat a fucking dick and fucking enjoy your food stamps bitch two of them yeah because

00:24:32.540 that's what they fucking deserve yeah bro so you see rats jumping ships or you see what you know shifts

00:24:38.200 doing and they double down yeah on the shit man it's just weird to see yeah it's weird to see um

00:24:43.960 is there anybody else you uh i mean trump has a pretty good cabinet going right now are you happy

00:24:49.860 with the names that have been up me yeah i mean look dude there's some that i don't like like there's

00:24:55.560 some that i like a lot there's some that i don't like uh you know some of these guys getting up and

00:25:01.420 talking about you know israel in front of when we're talking about america that's not a good sign

00:25:08.020 to me yeah you know what i'm saying like when they get up there and they say oh israel america blah blah

00:25:13.040 blah motherfucker this is america this is not israel america is in shambles okay we're not voting for

00:25:20.280 israel we're voting for america and americans and so while i like a lot of the pics i really like the

00:25:26.320 the new uh uh department of government efficiency with vivek and elon um i really like the fbi with

00:25:37.160 cash patel uh you know i really liked the pete hegseth pick until he went up there and he fucking

00:25:45.600 said america and israel it's like bro this ain't the time to fucking pander to this other fucking country

00:25:51.480 country and um you know like i i feel okay about some of them and some of them i don't but at the

00:25:57.520 end of the day dude you know these people uh need to do a job they they need to do the job they have

00:26:03.620 been uh voted into positions of power appointed into positions of power by trump to do a job i am

00:26:10.500 hopeful that they will do that job to the degree and the depth that which they promised to do that job

00:26:17.120 but when we look at the history of politics and the history of politicians that hardly ever happens

00:26:22.760 so you know uh if they don't do the job i'm gonna be all over them just like i've been all over the

00:26:28.960 other people for the last four years because do we need major reform in america and it's not a little

00:26:34.340 bit it's fucking major and um i hope trump lets them do their job i hope trump pushes them to do their

00:26:39.740 job i hope they don't fucking take their foot off the necks of people that will get look a big problem i see

00:26:45.680 with trump dude

00:26:47.120 and i don't know why he's like this all right i think he has a big heart and i think he forgives

00:26:52.880 people too easily and i think he forgets that these people were fucking raiding his home they were you

00:26:57.960 know these people would have executed him had they had the chance to try it yeah i know dude and like

00:27:02.940 for him to come out i mean look he's a chess player dude and he wrote a whole chapter on revenge and

00:27:09.600 and you know in his book think big and kick ass you know i i think i think he might be playing nice

00:27:16.240 right now to get in and and just fucking bring the hammer when he gets in there but uh which is

00:27:22.740 what's required man like we need a major reset we need a major thinning of the herd in terms of

00:27:28.640 bureaucracy and government and these lifetime politicians and these corrupt traitors they

00:27:34.480 all need to be dealt with and they need to be pulled out of forced out of government and held

00:27:37.940 accountable for the things that they've done and uh unless he does that and unless we end up with a

00:27:43.400 completely different government four years from now in terms of tax code size positive cash flow

00:27:50.340 you know like it's just another fucking president dude you know what i mean and i understand that

00:27:57.520 everybody's hyped and but we can't let the fucking enemy off the map bro because the minute you let

00:28:02.740 them up they will kill you and if we don't have the killer instinct and by the killer instinct i mean

00:28:07.420 to remove the corrupt players from this system and put america truly first not america and israel

00:28:14.720 america truly first unless that happens it's a fucking it's just another fucking four years of

00:28:20.640 bullshit and we'll be right back in the shit four years from now with a whole nother version of what

00:28:25.920 we just went through you know and and dude like the other thing is trump could be being genuine

00:28:31.800 recognizing that certain people and do need accountability and certain people should get a

00:28:38.460 pass uh and i don't know where he's drawing that line you know maybe he's drawing that line with

00:28:43.440 members of the media but honestly like some of the media maybe not the people on the screens but the

00:28:50.520 people who are driving the narrative that are like dude that's that's not okay to go on tv and lie to

00:28:56.740 people look at the amount of people that we have on the internet that are genuinely terrified of trump

00:29:02.760 being in office that's not because trump did anything to terrify them anything that's because they've

00:29:07.760 been watching these people lie about trump for the last eight years and they're legitimately scared i have

00:29:13.660 empathy for those people you know it's the same people who wear masks still in fact there was a person

00:29:20.120 i don't know if you saw that works here that has worn a mask the entire fucking time this has happened

00:29:26.240 not she doesn't work here she's a contractor you know i'm talking about exactly did you see what

00:29:30.700 she was doing today no mask finally you know what i said to her i said hey it's really nice to see

00:29:36.580 your face you know she smiled she said thank you yeah you know but like that's someone who is not

00:29:43.680 at a core aligned with what you and i believe and what i think our listenership for the main part

00:29:49.620 believes she is someone who uh i mean dude i you could tell from the stickers on her car right

00:29:55.680 i'm being nice but like the stickers on her car all the things that we fucking don't like

00:30:00.280 and that's probably someone who has been heavily manipulated by the media to the point where they

00:30:06.780 feel in danger four years later to come out like that's not okay dude the amount of manipulation the

00:30:11.800 amount of brainwashing the amount of mental abuse that the media put on americans is not okay

00:30:17.900 it's fucking not okay well i mean to that point too that's why i feel like drawing that line from like

00:30:23.580 you know the people we see on tv versus the people who wrote the teleprompter script i see no difference

00:30:28.360 because i have a fundamental issue with somebody who you know is reading the teleprompter knowing what

00:30:35.660 they're reading is bullshit yeah but reading it anyway so they can get a fucking dime yeah i have a

00:30:40.980 massive problem with that and uh you know like i don't i don't care about any of them i don't think

00:30:46.520 any of them should be safe well i mean look dude uh there's an argument to be made for that i you know

00:30:51.560 where does the line there has to be responsibility there has to be accountability where that line is

00:30:56.500 drawn is not my decision or your decision it's trump's decision so i don't know where he's

00:31:00.700 drawing that line but the people who did all the traitor shit taking money from foreign interests

00:31:06.960 making decisions that are anti-american that have hurt this country that have allowed 18 to 20 million

00:31:12.280 people into this country that's going to cost billions of dollars to undo and be emotionally

00:31:18.240 traumatizing probably for a lot of people to watch um you know the the depletion of the oil reserves the

00:31:25.600 stopping of domestic energy production the the inflation the printing of money the the leaving

00:31:30.980 of weapons in ukraine the uh war in ukraine the fucking covid scandal all this shit they did

00:31:38.500 intentionally and it has to be fucking held accountable uh or we're going to face those same challenges

00:31:44.280 again so there has to be a standard set for what happens to people who run completely wild and

00:31:53.040 decide to do anything they can to keep a man from being president this is the land of opportunity you

00:32:00.040 and i and everybody else grew up being told one day maybe you could be president well clearly that's not

00:32:06.960 the case because these people have created a little caste system within the government that they are the

00:32:12.580 elite people and we are the peasants and schiff is a perfect example of someone who believes that

00:32:17.460 hillary clinton believes that barack obama believes that the whole the whole entire little group of

00:32:22.700 don't they think they're special and they think we're shit and they've said this out loud i don't even know

00:32:28.440 how many times so how many times do we got to hear them say that out loud before we fucking believe

00:32:32.100 that's what they actually think they're not coming to our house to fucking eat a steak they're not

00:32:36.080 fucking they're not gonna hang out with us bro they like they're not us and the people should be in

00:32:41.680 control of the government that's the whole point of the united states of america and these people

00:32:46.260 need to be fucking excommunicated from the government and held accountable and all these 51

00:32:52.880 intelligence officials that signed this letter knowing it was bullshit about hunter biden's laptop

00:32:57.900 and all those people should go to fucking jail for the rest of their lives all of them yeah 100% man

00:33:04.420 100% guys jumping on this conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments

00:33:10.900 i think they think they're gonna go to jail too i think i think i think when all said and done

00:33:15.700 we're gonna find out they did way worse shit than what we even know about yeah yeah that's real man

00:33:20.640 yeah that's real guys let's check out uh let's check out some of your comments we got uh cruise comments

00:33:25.800 oh cool uh this first one

00:33:28.120 this first one comes from uh ed william vega

00:33:33.140 61 90 uh he says is it me or do all black people look alike well they say that about us

00:33:40.980 they do you guys fucking say that don't you i've never said that you never said all white people

00:33:49.940 look alike nope you never said all white people smell like mayonnaise yes okay but like not no not

00:33:56.220 mayonnaise i've never said that actually it's what do they smell like boiled hot dog water okay when you

00:34:00.400 like if when they perspirate yeah yeah when they what i smell like that no you have great bo okay

00:34:07.760 like your bo is fine yeah all right good but most it's like wet dog you know what i'm talking about

00:34:13.760 you know what i'm talking about all right that sounds racist man that sounds racist to me now indians on the

00:34:21.200 what what are you doing over there z shine trying to hide

00:34:34.160 nobody's safe yeah well uh you know i i don't think they all look alike yeah that's not my opinion

00:34:45.320 just me and dj did huh me and dj did yeah you and mighty mouse did for sure yeah but it might be my

00:34:53.040 brother yeah um all right yes um not all of us do some of us do uh william vega uh next one comes

00:35:00.780 from uh at underscore brandon 85 16 he says uh don't feel bad dj i have them too thanks grandma

00:35:08.560 he's talking about your hemis yeah and you know what's funny uh literally my sister just texted me

00:35:14.520 uh she said i'm going to kill you so i imagine she probably hurt you

00:35:18.480 i knew that was coming dude i just said what like i don't know what you're talking about

00:35:24.620 um yeah man it exists they're real well thanks grandma

00:35:30.580 that's fucked up that is some fucked up shit you're gonna rat out your grandma for her hemorrhoids

00:35:37.120 grandma's probably dead and you're out here making fun of her thanks obama yeah um this last one comes

00:35:43.380 from at the juice man 888 he says uh says uh quote uh dj said i'm cut technically and it went straight

00:35:53.420 over andy's head that it was a circumcision jerk huh what okay yeah you did miss that joke

00:36:00.400 no i didn't miss it it just wasn't funny

00:36:02.100 i intentionally pretend i don't hear not funny jokes is that what it is yes gotcha i got the

00:36:10.600 fucking joke it just wasn't funny i thought it was a banger bro well that's no that's why you're

00:36:17.820 you and i'm me i get it i get it all right now what about this joke it says uh do you pay a doc

00:36:23.580 for a circumcision nah but they keep the tips uh and then they eat them that's fucking disgusting bro

00:36:30.880 that's what them fucking weirdos do bro they sell that shit to like fucking those people that drink

00:36:38.260 adrenochrome and stuff man yeah they're making little cocktails with your foreskin

00:36:42.560 poor poor skin cocktail

00:36:47.380 oh that's nasty man that's so nasty all right well guys we appreciate you for being real ass fans

00:36:57.740 thank you for liking commenting and subscribing make sure you guys hit the bell notification on

00:37:02.980 the youtube stay up to date with the latest episodes from real af um let's keep this cruise

00:37:09.440 moving ahead on number two well i can't believe that you guys listening thought i didn't get the

00:37:14.180 joke yeah they thought it went right over no nothing goes over my head yeah

00:37:18.380 doesn't okay yeah i feel like i've had a few jokes like that so you're saying like

00:37:24.880 my they just usually didn't they just was not funny and that was just saying

00:37:28.880 that's exactly what i'm saying okay all right we'll see okay we gonna retell the joke a different

00:37:36.040 way technically i'm cut you know what i'm saying no all right headline number two how the fuck do

00:37:44.280 you think that's funny bro no i forget the actual context of it but i felt like it was joe laughed

00:37:49.620 joe laughs and how not funny you are that's what the fuck he's laughing at true joe joe don't lie to

00:37:55.920 me that is what joe's like that's what everybody laughs at it's not true you better start reading your

00:38:02.600 comments all right um headline number two let's keep this cruise moving um footage of biden wandering

00:38:13.780 off into the amazon explodes online but is everything as it seems good old gramps i didn't see this you

00:38:22.480 didn't see this this is great so footage of president joe biden wandering off into the amazon rainforest has

00:38:28.860 gone viral but it's not what it seems on sunday biden became the first sitting president to visit

00:38:35.040 the amazon uh first taking an aerial tour of the region before walking through a portion of the

00:38:40.800 rainforest uh with daughter ashley and granddaughter natalie uh at the muso de arizona and amazonian

00:38:48.520 amazonia amazonia you said arizona did i say arizona you said something else i thought i said

00:38:55.080 okay what do you say arizona yeah i did i did say arizona it was the m m r they kind of look like

00:39:02.640 um in uh manas brazil uh check this clip out so let's preserve this secret place for our time and

00:39:12.360 forever for the benefit of all humanity thank you very very much that looks like a fucking green screen

00:39:22.300 well i'll see you guys later

00:39:29.000 well so so so that's the clip that's going around everybody was like you know uh tripping out but

00:39:38.060 here's the thing all right gave those remarks and all that good stuff that was the same pathway that

00:39:44.840 he entered from all right so there is like a little cutoff there and reporters on the scene

00:39:49.540 confirmed to dailymail.com that biden did not get lost in the abyss of the rainforest

00:39:53.940 um now that did not stop the internet uh because you know shit started going out like this

00:40:00.020 legend says he's still lurking there is that him behind the tree

00:40:05.100 or this one here biden wandering into the rainforest now that is a fucking accurate depiction

00:40:12.900 of joe biden oh for sure uh vincent vega's character or john uh john travolta vincent vega

00:40:19.740 and fucking pulp fiction when he's over at mia wallace's house and she starts talking through

00:40:23.880 the intercom and he's like

00:40:25.480 that's biden dude what a great movie yeah first of all i mean the dude looks like he's about to go

00:40:33.780 colonize some shit yeah colonizer yeah he looks like he's like he just got cut from auditioning

00:40:42.840 for indiana jones and he's about to tell he's about to tell everybody you know unfortunately guys

00:40:48.580 i didn't make the cut yeah didn't get the gold they should have put a khaki shirt on him bro and

00:40:52.860 like a fuck like at this point it's just fuck with joe biden right dress him yeah put him in like a in

00:40:57.980 like a stevie irwin outfit you know what i'm saying they're walking to the rainforest

00:41:02.500 what's that show impractical joker yeah bro that's how this feels i think we should just put

00:41:10.740 that put that biden should go on that show yeah if biden went on that show dude he'd become a

00:41:15.360 national treasure like you want to you want to reverse your negative viewpoint you know besides

00:41:21.140 being a literal traitor yeah right uh go on that show yeah and uh you know do some funny shit

00:41:26.520 let's sniff the kids yeah kids he'd do that for fucking free he'd do that on his own it's like

00:41:34.400 home yeah yeah now so you know i'll notice he ain't ever sniffing no indian kids

00:41:39.680 what what

00:41:52.680 that's fucked man have you ever seen him do it

00:42:00.240 all right all right get serious put your fucking game face on all jokes aside man all jokes aside

00:42:18.820 this is uh this is interesting uh we got to keep this on the horizon for people um have you seen

00:42:24.940 this huh pentagon fails seventh audit in a row unable to fully account for 824 billion dollar budget

00:42:37.700 oh yeah man yeah seven times yeah now listen to this shit though what about that three trillion one

00:42:45.820 right before uh you know what day was that was that nine it was like september 10th uh-huh

00:42:52.940 two thousand two thousand one two thousand one september 10th 2001 they lost three trillion dollars

00:42:59.340 geez wow and then geez and not that that's a relevant date or anything yeah no no um

00:43:06.860 yeah man and and here we are again um but it's okay because officials they're confident that the

00:43:17.120 dod has turned a corner and understanding its budgetary challenges going forward this is such

00:43:24.400 bullshit okay these motherfuckers make us work our fucking balls off take half our money spend it on

00:43:32.020 whatever they want steal most of it you know like they've paid seven hundred dollars for a fucking

00:43:37.200 hammer right steal six hundred and fucking ninety five of it and then tell us oh we don't know what

00:43:44.080 happened what would you do what would the government do to you if they were to come to you as a business

00:43:52.000 owner or as an individual and say let me see your records let me i'm coming to you mr businessman

00:43:58.400 you're being audited let me see your shit fuck i don't know what happened to it you know what

00:44:03.920 happens to you straight to jail that's right straight to fucking jail bro but these people

00:44:08.880 can do whatever they want with with note with immunity from any consequences fuck that and it's

00:44:14.560 not like it's a little money bro that's a shit ton and see i feel like that's part of the issue here

00:44:21.020 too bro like we got to talk about this because i think most of the reason why more people are not

00:44:25.360 upset is because they can't even conceptualize how much fucking money that is i i think they're so

00:44:31.580 used to it just going away they don't care yeah like bro we're born into this fucking system yeah

00:44:36.960 that's true okay we're born into it it's if you took the okay if you were to stop and separate yourself

00:44:48.500 from being born into the system and what you know what you've always known the way it always has been

00:44:54.560 which very few people have the ability to do if you just stopped and said how should it be

00:45:01.400 instead of how is it you would come up with okay most most americans would come up with the idea of

00:45:08.240 well we should pay some tax enough tax to you know maintain protection uh maintain you know certain

00:45:17.680 certain you know pillars of a functioning society we all contribute and we all benefit

00:45:24.100 that would be a natural you know conclusion we'd all probably come to what we wouldn't come to

00:45:30.860 is it should be half of your money um and if you don't pay it you go to fucking jail

00:45:39.000 and if we can't account for where we spend it nothing happens to us and we can do whatever we

00:45:46.580 want we could buy whatever we want we can approve whatever contracts we want we could send the

00:45:50.880 contracts to our friends they're allowed to take that inflated contract that you know should be a

00:45:57.340 thousand dollars and make it a hundred thousand and then you know they split the money on the back

00:46:01.880 deal right like i'll give you half of what's left over that's how these kickback deals work

00:46:06.420 or they work like well we'll donate you know uh the the half of the money back to your political

00:46:13.180 pack or whatever or your charity or whatever right and that's the way this game works and if we were

00:46:19.140 all to sit down and say is that an ideal system we would all say no all of us but because we're born

00:46:25.460 into it and because it it's quote unquote just the way it is we all accept it and we just go along

00:46:31.620 with it which is ridiculous bro we we should be held at the same standard that they're held at

00:46:38.380 like if they can't fucking provide an audit that shows where the money went and they didn't do it

00:46:43.860 responsibly or within the rules of the law then who should go to jail if we're going to go to jail

00:46:49.580 for mismanaging some a fucking fraction you know they're hitting people for 600 fucking dollars right

00:46:56.380 on fucking paypal right if we're going to get in trouble for that then shouldn't they be fucking

00:47:01.880 held to the same standard where they should go to fucking prison for mismanaging fucking a trillion

00:47:05.860 fucking dollars and then they have the i mean yes or no yeah right bro they have the nerve to call

00:47:14.000 that then say that to our faces that even with all of that it's not a failure he wouldn't call it a

00:47:18.820 failure oh not only that we're short on money and by the way we're gonna need some more tax money

00:47:22.380 more actually so we can lose lose some more um it's insane now so you have this right biden's in

00:47:30.420 the rainforest dod's fucking in air quotes losing money um and then we gotta we gotta be careful

00:47:37.360 because you know we've talked about this we got we still got some time before trump's actually in

00:47:41.520 office right and a lot of things can happen before that i don't believe biden's necessarily pulling the

00:47:45.980 strings at this point i don't think he has been in a while um but we have to see what's happening on

00:47:51.200 the global scale of things the ukraine uh russia war being one of those things um did you see this

00:47:56.720 white house's message for putin after the kremlin accused biden of trying to start world war three

00:48:02.200 um so this just came down the pipe uh the white house hit back on uh hit back at the kremlin monday

00:48:08.560 after it claimed the united states authorization for ukraine to strike deep inside russia was quote

00:48:14.740 fueling the fire with putin allies even claiming it would lead to world war three

00:48:19.080 uh the incendiary rhetoric comes as ukraine prepares to use the green light to potentially

00:48:25.420 launch powerful long-range weapons provided by washington to strike russia uh and north korean

00:48:33.360 troops trying to claw back territory seized and the ukrainian counter-offensive uh they said quote

00:48:39.000 with regard to the comments that came out of russia the fire was lit by russia's invasion of ukraine

00:48:45.160 white house uh deputy national security advisor john finner told reporters in rio where president

00:48:50.840 biden is attending the g20 summit uh summit uh quote so i think that this notion of fuel on the fire is

00:48:57.580 simply a side issue to the main issue which is russia waging a war of aggression across the sovereign

00:49:03.240 border into ukraine and continuing to do so um so now what was the uh uh the the kremlin's uh response

00:49:12.160 or comments initial ones at least uh dmitry peskov uh he said quote it is clear that the outgoing

00:49:19.340 administration in washington intends to take steps to continue to add fuel to the fire and to further

00:49:26.280 inflame tensions around this conflict um so yeah so uh russia like bombed the shit out of ukraine

00:49:32.300 sent like 200 bombs and something like that they bombed the fuck out of this look specific region

00:49:36.380 um and then biden authorizes uh ukraine to use that u.s supplied long-range missiles

00:49:41.420 they have not used one yet not sure what that's going to do does not seem to be a uh a good thing

00:49:49.200 man andy what do you got on this man i you know it's what i've been saying for a long time i think

00:49:53.840 they're gonna look these people are not going quietly they're not going to just peacefully transition

00:49:59.820 power they're going to do everything they can to put trump in a very unfavorable position

00:50:04.660 to create chaos to create distractions who knows uh how far they're willing to go i don't you don't

00:50:12.820 but i think they're willing to go pretty fucking far and i see a lot we're not even out of november

00:50:19.700 we're halfway through november okay there are plenty of options for them to screw up this country

00:50:31.820 and create division chaos frustration these people are still in control trump is not in control yet

00:50:38.380 and uh you know i think chaos is on the horizon you know these people are these are communist

00:50:44.940 people these are not these are not just american politicians these are communist

00:50:51.320 insurgents that are posing as american politicians communism does not just go away

00:50:59.940 it might take a step back they might take a step back whenever they feel like they're

00:51:04.900 about to get punished or held accountable or outed but i think they've been outed too far to take a step

00:51:11.460 back and um we're gonna see what happens dude i think they're in all the way and i think part of

00:51:18.020 the reason now actually now that i'm talking this out it makes sense as to why trump is trying to play

00:51:23.160 peaceful because he's trying to preserve some sort of order between now and then you know that makes

00:51:29.240 sense you know now that we're talking that out that makes more sense he's not going to be saying

00:51:34.040 hey i'm doing this and this and this and this and this right now because that's going to give them

00:51:38.840 the opportunity to create as much destruction between now and then it justifies it that's correct

00:51:43.320 so he's going to play cool that makes sense that makes sense now that i'm talking about

00:51:47.160 hmm so that's that's that's what i'm thinking right now yeah also one point i want to point

00:51:53.880 out i want to ask you something the last time you talked about that budget thing happened around

00:51:58.680 the september date this budget failure coincidentally do you think happens on the

00:52:04.760 on friday where this fight happens so the whole world is looking at that fight and nobody's paying

00:52:09.560 attention to that thing for sure big fight weekend lots of entertainment bread and circuses

00:52:14.920 you know this is what this is what uh failing civilizations do you know uh now i don't think

00:52:21.480 the ufc is involved they're not involved i don't think jake paul's involved no obviously use these

00:52:26.200 correct it was a big weekend everybody was watching both these things for sure for sure divided attention

00:52:33.560 a hundred percent by the way we lost three quarters of a trillion dollars yeah right guys jumping on this

00:52:39.480 conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments uh that i think that's what's going

00:52:45.720 on with trump i mean it dude it makes sense man like you know you got a wildcat over there no that's what

00:52:50.840 i do yeah you don't want to you give me all right patience yeah you know yeah i could see it yeah

00:52:59.560 that makes sense to me now that i'm talking about it yeah guys let us know what you guys think

00:53:03.000 uh with that being said let's get to our third and final headline um it's also interesting that

00:53:09.560 as you know time progresses more and more things are starting to come out um this is a bombshell

00:53:17.480 revelation that just dropped love to hear your thoughts on it this is something we talk about

00:53:21.800 all the time guys like it's important that we don't forget all of the bullshit that was done right

00:53:26.680 trump's former cdc director makes bombshell covet claim that there is a real possibility the virus

00:53:37.080 was born in north carolina holy shit what do you mean holy shit holy shit what do you mean now

00:53:47.000 didn't we just it was a big natural disaster that was

00:53:53.640 man we said i said this on the show in 2020 that it came from here to wuhan don't we have that audio

00:54:08.280 because covid has contributed to what we're experiencing now very significantly for a lot

00:54:14.200 of reasons and i don't think that many people are even seeing the two as related at all and so

00:54:20.840 what we want to do is we want to work through the timeline of how we got to today and then we'll

00:54:26.360 start talking about how to fix some other fucking problem all right so here's the thing

00:54:32.600 covid the first thing that's important to understand is that covid was developed here in

00:54:39.240 the united states it was then moved to china because american sanctions made it too dangerous to develop

00:54:48.680 here and guess who it was moved by it was moved by anthony fauci his team and barack obama to wuhan

00:54:58.760 these are all things you can go fucking verify on your own second point dr fauci said in 2017 for no

00:55:08.040 apparent reason not provoked it wasn't relevant that this president will face a pandemic that he's not

00:55:16.200 prepared for why would he say that why would he offer that that's me what date was that june 11 2020 that

00:55:24.840 was me in june 11th of 2020 telling people that this shit came from here and was sent there and i got

00:55:35.160 fucking destroyed for it misinformation in fact that particular episode got fucking censored

00:55:41.640 because of that that statement right there here we are in 2024 and guess what motherfuckers i was

00:55:50.440 right again it's just wild man this now this is trump do you remember when i said that i do yeah now

00:55:56.360 now i do remember that man and like fuck man i mean dude there's so much here man like there's just

00:56:03.480 so much going on um and i think it's it's it's it's putting us into a position us meaning the people

00:56:11.000 of this country that like it's all out now it's it's out yeah it's out there's not a real possibility

00:56:21.000 it was made here it was made here man like and this guy calls it out man like so this is this is

00:56:26.360 trump's former cdc director yeah okay his name is uh robert redfield okay this guy right here yep

00:56:33.400 okay he's a former director of the cdc under donald trump's administration he was pushed out by fauci

00:56:38.120 because he was criticizing what what we're talking about right now exactly what we're talking about

00:56:42.360 um he was a proponent um of the lap leak theory right now redfield he's a critic of anthony fauci he

00:56:50.360 says that the disease has origins or may have origins in the tar hill state um appearing on the

00:56:56.840 third opinion podcast redfield flat out stated that covet 19 was quote intentionally engineered

00:57:04.280 as a part of a biodefense program i mean i'll argue that china did not necessarily create the virus and

00:57:11.240 did the best that they could once they realized they had a problem however he calls united states

00:57:16.840 role in the development of the virus substantial he claims that the american government holds

00:57:22.280 responsibility for funding research into the nih usa usa id and the department of defense he then

00:57:29.560 calls out a researcher dr ralph bark from the university of north carolina who he calls the

00:57:37.800 scientific mastermind behind all of it that's this guy um check his hard drive and apparently his lab as

00:57:45.000 well um now he says quote i think he probably helped create some of the original viral lines but i

00:57:52.200 can't prove that but he was very involved uh when pressed on whether the virus was actually developed

00:57:58.360 here and that the chinese may have wrongfully accused us uh because bro that's what china said originally

00:58:04.840 they put it on us i know they put it on us it was on us it was on us man um but uh when he was

00:58:11.320 pushed on that uh redfield doubles down he says quote well i don't know if they were framed but i

00:58:15.880 think there is a real possibility that the virus's birthplace was chapel hill redfield said naming the

00:58:20.920 hometown of the university of north carolina um they reached out to dr barrack for comment

00:58:26.840 of course uh there was uh no response there um and uh he's big he said in the past uh that

00:58:35.880 fauci was holding on tightly to the theory that the virus evolved naturally before likening the

00:58:40.680 white house covet czar to a dog with the bone um so i mean dude this is this is interesting man

00:58:48.920 it's all out it's crimes against humanity dude these people these people should be tried they

00:58:54.360 they should be tried for crimes against humanity there's people all over the earth that suffered

00:59:00.600 and lost everything because of this whether it be family members whether it be economically or their

00:59:05.000 business or uh you know who knows what i mean the world suffered because of their draconian

00:59:11.080 lockdowns the the tyranny the intentional angst and division that was propagated by this

00:59:19.560 fucking little weasel who was on the cover of gq and vanity fair and his sunglasses sitting next to a

00:59:26.440 pool like he's some kind of sex symbol like this guy's a fucking piece of shit all these people that

00:59:32.440 did did this or pieces of shit and they should all be held uh to trial and to accord under crimes

00:59:38.360 against humanity for what it did and nothing in the world has ever happened like this it's never

00:59:43.400 ever happened it's never happened dude like that was this was the first huge psyop that technology was

00:59:50.760 used and we think about the collateral damage the the the irreparable family bonds broken the iconic

00:59:58.520 family businesses lost the american dreams lost the the families who can't even talk to each other

01:00:05.640 anymore the people who won't go in public without a mask the all of these things these are incredibly

01:00:12.520 destructive to society and culture and for us to truly heal we're gonna have to fucking see some

01:00:20.200 accountability for us to have trust again there's gonna have to be accountability you know the other

01:00:25.800 piece too that that that you know it never fails you know i'm saying but like people forget like you

01:00:30.680 know there's a bunch of people like i feel like we know if i was just be legit we probably know

01:00:37.640 maybe 80 of these fucks that are like complicit in this shit the 20 are fucks like this dude you

01:00:44.120 know i'm saying like these no-name you know nobody really super anonymous yeah yeah you know i'm saying

01:00:49.400 that they're doing this shit i know you know what i'm saying like i need i need i want those those names i

01:00:53.800 agree you need all of them yeah i agree because you have a phd bro and you get to wear a white suit

01:00:59.560 and you get to be around does not make these people have god complex that's what it is they think they're

01:01:04.360 fucking god they think they can do anything create anything make these cool little viruses there listen

01:01:11.160 anybody who creates an intentional bioweapon virus anywhere on earth should be executed period no matter

01:01:17.960 what government that should be a universal government policy for humanity with whatever they created

01:01:24.440 yeah if you're that's the method you know what i'm saying i don't care with the method i think the

01:01:28.920 methods should be extremely violent so that people know not to do it yeah i violence uh seems to work

01:01:35.480 where people fucking they see violence and they're like i don't want that to happen to me i won't do

01:01:40.200 that i don't want this okay there's no there's no consequences in society right now which is why

01:01:44.680 these people feel okay doing these things

01:01:47.960 yeah man guys it's a wild one let us know what you guys think down in the comments uh check it out

01:01:55.560 man with that being said let's get to our final segment of the show as always we have thumbs up

01:02:01.560 or dumb as fuck uh this is where we bring in a headline we talk about it it'll get one of those

01:02:05.960 two options so with that being said our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads

01:02:10.440 festive or creepy kids are now conversing with an ai powered santa over the phone

01:02:17.960 well it's better than some fucking old man trying to talk little kids

01:02:25.960 anyway that's one way to look at it yeah that's one way to look at it let's dive into this it's uh

01:02:29.640 it's a christmas miracle children can now receive phone calls from santa claus himself this holiday

01:02:36.200 season when kids of yesteryear could only imagine a conversation with saint nick artificial intelligence

01:02:42.360 is changing the way that youngsters now experience the festive season children can now pin wish lists to

01:02:49.640 send to the north pole uh before santa will contact them via a real call quote watch children's faces light

01:02:57.640 up as santa knows their name wishes and favorite things in a one-on-one conversation they'll never

01:03:03.080 forget the ai-powered company santa phone calls dot com proclaims on its website let's check this clip out

01:03:17.400 hello oh oh oh merry christmas this is santa calling from the north pole hoping to speak with

01:03:26.920 stella and i couldn't wait to chat with my special friend how is your big sister lily doing

01:03:34.760 good about your and how about your best friend ellie have you two been having fun together yeah

01:03:42.360 remember you telling me some lovely things about her well my dear it's time for me to get back to the

01:03:50.760 north pole i'll see you soon that's pretty cool it's a little creepy bro no that's cool it's a little

01:03:59.400 creepy it's gonna be weird though when they grow up they'll be like i talked to santa on the phone

01:04:03.640 no you didn't yes i did yeah for uh for 995 you did

01:04:11.640 so for nine dollars and 95 cents children receive a one-time call from santa and for

01:04:17.080 14.95 kids can chat with him for five minutes and receive a recording to quote relive the magic and

01:04:24.200 cherish moments of this moment uh for years to come for 20 bucks uh the whole family receives a one-time

01:04:30.840 personal call from the north pole what do you get for 20 dollars anything you want

01:04:39.800 you get to go on the special naughty list that's right um yeah so after uh deciding what package to

01:04:45.560 purchase parents can then fill in details that personalizes the message for santa the service

01:04:51.400 does not utilize pre-recorded audio and instead uses uh generative ai to mimic real conversations

01:04:58.760 uh per gem press um so yeah i mean you know personally i think i think i'd rather have

01:05:06.200 a kid talking to santa ai than that santa as yeah this santa this guy this santa and mommy has

01:05:12.840 had to have a conversation that's what this dude looks like yeah yeah yeah he's coming to steal mrs

01:05:17.800 mrs mrs yeah he is i mean santa he's skinny that's what i'm gonna say the ai version it needs a little

01:05:24.440 bit more cholesterol in the voice yeah he needs a little more more like uh scratchiness a little

01:05:28.040 bit more like what i got going on diabetes i got like fat guy throat you know what i'm saying

01:05:32.360 that's how you know still got the pte in pte in you what's the pte potential to expand

01:05:45.320 bro you never heard of that no that's new oh bro that's new right there you could

01:05:49.320 because that potential let me tell you let me teach you young man a little secret here

01:05:53.640 what did he say you want to hear a secret he doesn't know about it because the potential is gone

01:05:58.120 he exercised his potential

01:06:04.520 you know hey listen let me tell you to help me what the fuck are you doing bro what is happening

01:06:11.960 right now we were doing we're telling we're telling funny jokes you're bro he's got some

01:06:17.800 dude's ass right here like what are you doing bro what are you doing do you see this

01:06:22.600 i yeah bro what the fuck is happening right now well we're telling jokes making funny but dots

01:06:29.720 looking at fucking dude's ass so listen i'm gonna give you a trade secret uh-huh all right and some

01:06:36.760 of you dudes are into this so it worked for you either way i'm not condoning uh-huh i'm just saying

01:06:41.080 if you want to know if someone's got pte you look at their fucking ankles if they got cankles pte okay

01:06:51.800 you might be into that so i'm not saying it's a bad thing uh-huh but i'm just saying if they got

01:06:57.240 like those little skinny ankles they don't got the pte no potential but if they got the the ankles

01:07:02.920 that like look the same as their calves and they're still like fit one day they ain't gonna be

01:07:09.240 gotcha yeah that's the secret i'm just saying man i like it everybody's checking out their

01:07:15.160 fucking ankles fuck yeah yeah all right well um yeah ai santa i mean i don't yeah you guys didn't

01:07:24.840 do that when you were single what ai santa no like when girls walk by you're like oh yeah

01:07:29.320 and you're like but she got the pte though no you never did that oh

01:07:33.640 mm-hmm you probably looked for it i probably looked for it

01:07:39.640 no i don't want you finally met your match

01:07:48.440 yeah all right what we got on this man i say thumbs up man it's cool yeah a bunch of little

01:07:53.080 kids be happy we cut out the perverts yeah that's true it's a good thing yeah yeah all

01:07:57.880 right all right i'll have uh sense to give you a call cool i know what i want

01:08:03.320 heads on steak oh andy you want heads on steaks

01:08:07.960 that's correct santa santa you've been listening to the show

01:08:16.440 andy i'll just give you my naughty list i'll let you do it all right this is even better i love santa

01:08:22.440 santa santa's always been good to me oh man i love it man guys andy that is all i got man all right

01:08:28.920 guys we'll see you this week don't be a hoe show the show

01:08:33.960 yeah went from sleeping on the floor now my jewelry box froze

01:08:37.640 fuck a bowl fucker stole counted millions in the cold bad bitch booted swole got her on bank road

01:08:44.360 can't fold just a no head shot case closed

REAL AF with Andy Frisella - November 19, 2024

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