REAL AF with Andy Frisella


826. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Chats with Obama at Jimmy Carter's Funeral, California Wildfires & United States Buying Greenland?


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Summary

In this episode of the show, Andy and DJ talk about their trip to Colorado and the crazy things they did to prepare for it. DJ talks about his first time skiing in the snow and Andy talks about how much he loves mountain lager.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 what is up guys it's andy priscilla and this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies
00:00:21.040 the fakeness and delusions of modern society welcome to motherfucking reality guys today
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00:02:49.900 sure the show all right what's up dude what's going on man nothing yeah so with you oh you know
00:02:55.780 lubricating the lips lubricating the lips man that shit gets addicting when we were up in colorado bro
00:03:01.920 i went through like two tubes of fucking a fucking chapstick i didn't use that shit here it's different
00:03:07.800 up there man it's different up there bro my beard was falling out your beard was falling out
00:03:13.900 yeah really yeah no it wasn't no no like legit like i could comb and shit was just going out
00:03:19.000 really uh like it was it was wondering what all those pews were coming from finding all over the
00:03:24.040 house and shit no i guess that was your beard hair yeah i gotta keep it oiled you know i gotta
00:03:29.160 i've been using some beard balm for about the last six months yeah and uh i don't normally uh i'm gonna
00:03:35.520 have to find the name of it because it is it's some i can't remember the name off top of my head
00:03:39.420 yeah but uh fuck dude it's good well they name that shit like like you know the people that drink
00:03:44.100 those ipa beers yeah for sure it's definitely some hippie ass weirdo you know fucking colorado
00:03:51.720 shit moose fat yeah right but i'll tell you what i'll tell you what it's damn good ipas can be kind
00:03:58.400 i like it you know dude when we were up in colorado bro i love the beers yeah that mountain uh
00:04:03.380 mountain lager yeah that was good you know so it's like bro we didn't even have a bad meal there we
00:04:08.800 have a bad meal a bad drink we have a bad day not a bad day i'm i'm thinking the yard sale was
00:04:15.660 pretty bad my shoulder was you're fine yeah don't be a pussy all right we i'm thinking to open up a
00:04:20.660 remote office up there in vale bro i'm not kidding bro i'm gonna fucking go up there yeah you guys are
00:04:25.920 gonna come to we're gonna record the show once a day and then we're gonna go ski and fucking
00:04:29.720 snowboard and snowmobile how's that sound you guys in no i'm down no i can replace you all i'm no i'm
00:04:36.700 i'm there all right fuck these guys and then we'll build a little first form uh gym right we'll get
00:04:43.380 everybody little houses and for their families it'd be fucking great dude sick yeah you in joe all right
00:04:50.360 joe why you got your hood on it's cold in here he's got his black air force ones on you better
00:04:57.140 be careful bro i'm serious somewhere we are making a remote uh studio you guys tell us where it should
00:05:07.100 be i actually think they'll be a terrible spot because no one's gonna fucking fly there well
00:05:10.700 you got bad reception i know i've been looking in austin and nashville austin and nashville would be
00:05:15.180 sick yeah um spend the winters down in austin when it's like somewhat warm yeah fucking get get
00:05:22.120 a you know go out on the fucking boat you know i'm saying how close they got lake austin there okay
00:05:27.520 i was in like travis some of the coolest lakes ever no shit yeah huh yeah i like to swim but austin is
00:05:33.380 very it's getting liberal and stuff is it yeah but i mean that shit's over yeah i'm fun of them yeah
00:05:38.800 we're past that bump you know the fuck out of here what i'm talking to them oh yeah yeah we're
00:05:44.260 past that little huh all right yeah man anyway well let's do remote studio coming soon no more
00:05:50.240 winters in missouri pick the location it's gonna be cold we're gonna go skiing well my only thing
00:05:55.100 with the cobra as long as it's doing something dude i just don't like the gray you know i don't i don't
00:06:00.300 like the cold does not bother me but it was sunny in colorado yeah it was 20 fucking degrees
00:06:04.720 everybody's outside chilling yeah it was fine drinking their mountain moose fat bro real talk if i could
00:06:12.580 stay in shape and feel good about myself and like wake up every day and drink beer outside on a cold
00:06:18.220 patio like up in colorado that would be my life it'd be pretty sweet but i would be fat as fuck
00:06:24.080 it wouldn't be good yeah it'd be good but not good yeah no i get it all right sweet man well let's get
00:06:30.340 into it guys we got a lot of stuff to cover we're gonna go to china first before we even get to the
00:06:35.600 stuff i just want to china we gotta go to china we're not having a remote studio in china bro no
00:06:41.860 no not china no no that would not be good but i fucking hate black people there bro they do
00:06:46.120 they hate them i think they hate them worse in japan listen i mean like i get it you know
00:06:50.060 i mean no not like that like i mean i i understand there's cultural differences man yeah you know i get
00:06:58.300 it uh but uh gotta go chat dude i just thought this was interesting so this is like making like
00:07:03.560 big headlines right now this is what's happening at the moment um china is now reporting five cases
00:07:11.960 of mpox monkey pox monkey pox okay didn't they already try this they tried well but hold on
00:07:20.620 so this is like a brand new thing for china china didn't have it and now they got they got five new
00:07:27.800 cases all right now the articles they've been going around they've been trying to downsize this right
00:07:32.340 and uh china said on thursday uh that it recorded five cases of a new mpox strain uh but that the
00:07:40.320 outbreak has been effectively handled okay now how does mpox spread right because the article tries
00:07:47.200 to spread through gay sex or no doesn't it that's how you got it
00:07:56.260 no it's real uh world health organization and monkey pox public health advice for gay bisexual
00:08:04.900 and other men who have sex with men it's a like it's kind of wait wait read this monkey pox public
00:08:11.860 health advice for gay bisexual and other men who have sex with men those are gay men
00:08:16.600 you don't get to have sex with a man and not say you're gay yeah that's fucking gay yeah i mean
00:08:23.180 you are you you are you are gay but i'm not just thought this is like i could just picture like
00:08:30.440 you know the the chinese politicians and health doctors right they see the first case pop up dude
00:08:35.940 wasn't me oh no wasn't me i don't know how i got it must be a new airborne version and i love too
00:08:44.760 though like if you read the article they they say that uh the outbreak has been
00:08:49.520 jumped from his butt yeah right right yeah you know i fucking saw it dude but the outbreak has
00:08:59.460 been effectively handled i wonder how they killed those people bro yeah they did they fucking chopped
00:09:05.000 all their heads off no more outbreak oh fuck dude why do they allow us to podcast i don't know man i
00:09:16.040 just you know
00:09:16.700 i love the new arrow we're moving into hey man it's awesome i'm just saying man like you know
00:09:28.060 you were becoming wow that's how those guys got monkey box those guys got it he's got it bro it's
00:09:36.960 just i just love it like you know what'd you do google fucking asian people asian gay people
00:09:41.780 you do not want to check my search history okay putting these fucking shows together it gets crazy
00:09:49.240 it gets weird but dude um but man i just thought that was hilarious it's like thursday morning 9 a.m
00:09:55.280 five new strains thursday morning 9 10 it's been effectively handled they fucking cleared it out
00:10:02.380 so i don't know i just thought that was interesting man guys uh we got a lot of stuff to cover uh
00:10:07.960 that's the show monkey box it'll get you it'll get you man oh man fuck dude yeah i got a lot of
00:10:17.180 stuff to cover man but guys i don't know how i got the monkey box what i don't know
00:10:21.720 mr dj you've got the clap how'd you get it
00:10:27.400 i don't know i have no idea
00:10:30.760 fuck dude all right you have to start the show
00:10:37.160 hey what do uh what do uh chinese people do during an erection i don't know they vote what
00:10:44.740 today is the erection
00:10:51.040 all right that's enough sorry guys listen i love chinese food it's all good
00:10:57.580 stir-fried fucking kitten
00:10:59.800 i love it too bro you like chinese food you motherfuckers who likes chinese food in here
00:11:07.560 all right all of us it's okay what do you like better you like pretty much like down on the list
00:11:13.380 i like baklava you like what do you like uh bosnian food is that your favorite no probably
00:11:18.180 italian hey what was the thing i got a question italian food good italian food is fucking hard to
00:11:23.240 beat what was the thing did you see dalila's post on new year's the bosnian food there was like
00:11:30.880 sandwiches and like all kinds of shit no i didn't see it is there like some sort of custom
00:11:35.240 bosnian thing that they do on new year's with the food no it's probably just a celebration
00:11:39.780 oh i know but like is there like do they do just all hot dogs or what do they do
00:11:44.520 i mean they got a special sandwich or something what's like the state sandwich what's what's the
00:11:52.100 what's the if you were to say yeah like what's the national national bosnian bosnian type food
00:11:58.000 i would probably say like uh a donor a donor yeah it's like a kebab yeah a donor it's like a euro
00:12:06.120 a gyro it's like that yeah like you go to europe and they got like this all the big land oh fuck
00:12:13.020 those are so good bro bro when they take the pita and they like bro soak up the fucking juices bro
00:12:18.400 and then they serve and then they serve what's called frites with the with the potatoes they're
00:12:23.620 double fried fries bro belgium has the best french fries no fucking question yeah yeah and they serve
00:12:29.280 them on the street they're called frites they're double fried french fries they are the fucking best
00:12:33.520 thing that you ever eat and then you get a donor kebab with it you're doing good yeah all right yeah
00:12:38.700 it's a good day is there a good restaurant here that has them barracks where's that uh it's vivo mill
00:12:43.800 what's that it's limay and uh of course it's limay okay of course limay yeah yeah well good food's
00:12:52.740 good food right man it is it is i was just curious yeah all right no listen we get cultural here what
00:12:58.220 kind of food you guys eat okay no see sean what do you guys got over in india bro can we go there
00:13:05.620 real quick i do have a serious cultural question yeah all right because i was watching this video the
00:13:10.200 other day of this guy like you know india's famous for like the street vendors right i think all they're
00:13:16.320 famous for famous for a lot stopping fans with tongues um but like this dude was making like this
00:13:23.180 little street food but it just looked like all spices that was going in there like it was just
00:13:28.360 like a bunch of like sauces like there was no bro that's that's why they all shit in the street
00:13:33.520 it's all spices bro it's not it's not that they don't have a place to shit it's they can't hold it
00:13:41.700 you gotta go yeah man fuck it is what it is everybody gets it because the food's so spicy
00:13:50.060 all your indian uh base audience base is so angry right now no they're not no they are they're like
00:14:01.060 yeah that's right yeah bro here's one thing i know about the indian audience base they got senses of
00:14:06.780 humor oh that's right yeah indians by you can make fun of indians they fucking love it absolutely
00:14:11.720 they make fun of you back too though absolutely yeah and then steal your credit card information
00:14:16.820 no man no they don't that's americans bro
00:14:21.580 indians are trustworthy people bro they're intelligent trustworthy people it doesn't matter
00:14:28.760 they shit in the street
00:14:29.600 with their hand it's all right you use toilet paper don't you
00:14:38.160 i'll make the world record for folding the toilet paper i know that motherfucker folds he does it
00:15:01.780 perfect i guarantee it it's like an origami
00:15:03.800 that's how i started in the bathroom
00:15:09.060 oh never mind i was gonna say paper airplanes
00:15:12.240 that was my pass he's not arab bro
00:15:17.100 all right man all right yeah so we're canceled
00:15:22.720 that's it now that we have all the racism out of the way let's start the show yes
00:15:27.820 oh man guys it's a hot one today but uh
00:15:33.640 fuck dude what the fuck are we doing
00:15:39.840 i used to talk about like how to make money
00:15:44.880 business yeah like smarts yeah business decisions
00:15:48.720 we're talking about poop and shitting in the street
00:15:51.560 i look at our range gay chinese people are shitting on the street in india
00:15:56.100 how to make billions of dollars yeah right
00:15:57.980 buy my course
00:15:59.300 yeah
00:15:59.920 fuck dude
00:16:02.840 live like me buy my 997 dollars
00:16:06.200 show you how to wipe your ass with origami
00:16:08.520 all right let's do a show otherwise everybody's gonna quit listening
00:16:14.880 let's do it yeah
00:16:15.780 um guys you know how this works man if you want to see any of these articles these pictures links videos
00:16:21.460 go to andyfussella.com you guys can check them all link there for you with that being said
00:16:25.220 let's get to our first set of headlines
00:16:27.300 uh headline number one
00:16:29.300 uh so um jimmy carter died
00:16:33.380 yeah i saw that right finally
00:16:35.540 am i i'll say it finally
00:16:37.980 yeah i wouldn't want to live that out
00:16:40.820 fuck bro did you see him
00:16:42.120 how would you want like bro you
00:16:44.120 look dude this is something i don't understand about people
00:16:46.620 yeah
00:16:47.000 it's like people make all these sacrifices to try and do like
00:16:51.240 like have you ever seen that documentary on that dude
00:16:53.400 that spends all that shit trying to like live longer
00:16:56.160 uh what's his name brandon is it brandon johnson or something like that
00:16:59.460 he takes like a legit 120 pills in a day
00:17:02.360 yeah but he also does like
00:17:04.120 like his whole day is consumed with it right
00:17:06.920 yeah
00:17:07.320 his whole house is set up for it
00:17:09.000 yeah and that's fine i get you're into it
00:17:10.900 and whatever you're into whatever makes you happy
00:17:12.600 i'm not gonna fucking dog you out on it
00:17:14.080 but here's the thing that i think about when i see that
00:17:16.480 it's like bro
00:17:17.960 why would you put in all this work
00:17:23.280 i mean it's one thing to like put in all this work
00:17:25.260 and be healthy as long as you can right
00:17:27.480 but then after there's a point of like return
00:17:31.080 like you get to be like 80
00:17:32.480 and shit just gets fucked up
00:17:34.480 you know maybe it's 90
00:17:36.040 and then you spend like you like
00:17:38.020 you're you're doing all this shit
00:17:39.700 so you get extra 20 years of laying in a fucking
00:17:41.860 you know
00:17:42.900 being in a decrepit breaking body
00:17:46.500 yeah but i don't
00:17:47.300 that's not for me
00:17:48.180 it's weird man
00:17:48.740 it's not for me
00:17:49.500 yeah
00:17:49.860 like i don't i don't
00:17:50.820 i want to hit the sweet spot
00:17:52.560 i want to have like the good 40 years of fucking badass shit
00:17:55.760 and then
00:17:56.160 maybe 50
00:17:56.940 yeah
00:17:57.440 and then you know
00:17:58.900 i just go away
00:17:59.980 yeah
00:18:00.360 you know what i'm saying
00:18:01.340 like
00:18:02.240 i've had enough everybody shit by then
00:18:04.800 yeah dude i don't i don't
00:18:06.340 i don't
00:18:07.020 i do think
00:18:07.860 i do think
00:18:08.760 that we are drastically
00:18:11.000 uh limited
00:18:12.840 in our lifespan
00:18:13.660 intentionally
00:18:14.620 yeah
00:18:15.200 by the powers that be
00:18:16.500 in terms of uh
00:18:18.280 well there's food and all that other shit
00:18:20.140 food chemicals
00:18:21.080 airborne
00:18:22.060 fucking uh
00:18:23.700 shit they put in the air
00:18:25.760 like i i think
00:18:26.920 i think our true lifespan
00:18:28.260 is much longer than
00:18:29.240 what we've been told
00:18:30.060 well
00:18:30.400 but here's another thing though
00:18:31.880 i mean with that being said
00:18:33.300 you know with all the new advancements
00:18:35.200 in technology
00:18:35.900 and medicine and stuff
00:18:36.920 uh there was this crazy fact
00:18:38.620 i saw the other day
00:18:39.300 that said
00:18:39.700 you know the per
00:18:40.340 uh the next human
00:18:41.620 that will live
00:18:42.920 to like 150
00:18:43.940 has already been born
00:18:45.400 oh yeah
00:18:46.440 i mean like that's
00:18:47.280 you know i'm saying
00:18:47.640 like
00:18:47.920 dude we were talking about that
00:18:49.520 with uh
00:18:50.080 with with zoltan
00:18:51.680 from five finger
00:18:52.620 about
00:18:53.720 how
00:18:54.800 like right now
00:18:56.560 you just want to stay
00:18:57.460 as healthy as you can
00:18:58.520 because technology's
00:19:00.020 increasing so fast
00:19:01.680 right now
00:19:02.140 that as long as you're healthy
00:19:03.520 now for like the next 10 years
00:19:05.000 you're going to live for a
00:19:05.680 much longer time
00:19:06.420 now you might need a couple
00:19:07.200 of hip replacements
00:19:08.100 and knee replacements
00:19:09.060 and you know
00:19:09.880 some shit like that
00:19:10.700 but i mean
00:19:11.400 it's definitely possible
00:19:13.060 yeah
00:19:13.300 well fuck dude
00:19:14.080 i have my shoulder replaced
00:19:15.100 it's better than the other one
00:19:16.120 is it
00:19:16.900 fuck yeah
00:19:17.560 no doubt
00:19:18.900 yeah but uh
00:19:20.120 so yeah jimmy carter died
00:19:21.380 and uh you know
00:19:22.840 that was obviously
00:19:23.500 they just did a state funeral
00:19:24.700 and a lot of people were there
00:19:26.360 al gore
00:19:27.580 uh obama
00:19:28.900 uh
00:19:30.240 i mean pretty much
00:19:31.540 a lot of people
00:19:31.960 that trudeau was even there
00:19:32.840 i mean a lot of heads of state
00:19:33.900 that's a typical thing to do
00:19:35.000 for when the head of state
00:19:36.500 passes away like that
00:19:37.640 whether they're in office
00:19:38.560 or out of office
00:19:39.320 um
00:19:40.240 the governor of north north dakota
00:19:42.040 trudeau
00:19:43.620 governor of new canada
00:19:47.540 yeah
00:19:47.920 yeah uh
00:19:48.880 i mean they were all there
00:19:49.820 um
00:19:50.680 biden of course was there
00:19:51.940 uh
00:19:52.820 but i think
00:19:53.560 i think biden may have thought
00:19:55.040 it was his funeral
00:19:55.720 because like bro
00:19:56.760 he was lost
00:19:57.300 he was lost for a minute
00:19:58.600 and then uh
00:19:59.520 in typical joe biden
00:20:00.740 is that fucking slick willy
00:20:01.900 behind him there
00:20:02.500 uh that's slick willy
00:20:03.440 yeah
00:20:03.700 yeah
00:20:04.080 he's still a likable dude
00:20:05.720 it's hard to not like him
00:20:07.640 i know
00:20:07.920 because he's so slick
00:20:08.840 because he was just that dude
00:20:09.800 yeah
00:20:10.100 he was that dude
00:20:10.920 like i mean
00:20:11.420 i mean he's definitely
00:20:12.340 he's definitely a piece of shit
00:20:14.040 his wife sucks
00:20:15.000 yeah
00:20:15.400 what the fuck bro
00:20:16.660 he knows that more than anybody
00:20:18.300 think what he's got to deal with
00:20:20.400 he's got to look at that little fucking twerp
00:20:22.200 walking around her fucking house
00:20:23.460 with her little emperor outfits on
00:20:24.980 probably barking orders and shit
00:20:26.620 help him
00:20:26.960 he has to help her pick them out
00:20:28.760 bro there's no way
00:20:29.920 there's no way they have a functional relationship
00:20:31.960 no there's not
00:20:32.540 there's no way
00:20:33.040 they they
00:20:33.580 there's no way
00:20:34.260 there's no fucking way
00:20:35.580 she's an intolerable human
00:20:37.120 and he's got mad game
00:20:39.020 you know what i'm saying
00:20:40.640 there's no way
00:20:41.540 it's mrs still your girl
00:20:42.720 yeah
00:20:43.040 he's uh
00:20:44.180 but yeah
00:20:44.500 and then typical joe biden fashion
00:20:46.460 uh
00:20:46.920 he fell asleep
00:20:47.860 why do they keep bringing him out
00:20:52.340 joe
00:20:53.220 yeah man
00:20:54.020 like at what point
00:20:56.020 all right
00:20:56.620 at what point
00:20:57.260 like michelle
00:20:57.800 i'm just glad we're not seeing kjp
00:20:59.700 every fucking five minutes
00:21:01.040 that's true
00:21:01.520 your stupid ass fucking face
00:21:03.340 that's that's i mean
00:21:04.260 her weird suits
00:21:05.560 she got some weird stuff too
00:21:06.920 but yeah i mean
00:21:07.800 this dude went to sleep
00:21:08.620 for for legitimately five minutes
00:21:10.840 really
00:21:11.280 yeah i mean here's a quick video
00:21:12.800 we'll just go through it a little bit
00:21:14.220 that jesus is talking about
00:21:18.240 in the time of jesus
00:21:21.220 the yoke was a piece of wood
00:21:23.520 used to link two animals together
00:21:27.300 and together they would share the load
00:21:31.340 so no one of them had all the work to do
00:21:34.760 and all the pain to bear
00:21:36.640 bro come on man
00:21:37.920 by using this image jesus invites us
00:21:41.720 all right dude
00:21:42.280 dude for real
00:21:43.180 we're just gonna
00:21:43.920 i'm just gonna call it how it is
00:21:45.420 yeah
00:21:45.620 all right
00:21:46.060 nobody wants to be at a fucking funeral
00:21:47.760 okay that's fair
00:21:48.580 okay nobody wants to be at anybody's fucking funeral
00:21:50.760 that's fair
00:21:51.020 and they all suck
00:21:51.860 that's fair
00:21:52.480 okay sitting there for a full mass funeral
00:21:54.660 is the worst fucking thing in the world
00:21:56.640 it's not like they're gonna wake the fuck up
00:21:58.340 it doesn't matter what the fuck we do
00:22:00.700 they're dead
00:22:01.300 they're in a fucking box
00:22:02.380 yeah
00:22:02.720 let's have a party
00:22:03.740 and get the fuck out of here
00:22:05.040 yeah
00:22:05.360 you know what i'm saying
00:22:06.000 like everybody's waiting to leave
00:22:07.340 that's true
00:22:07.840 like i
00:22:08.620 take a little nappy nap
00:22:09.860 listen
00:22:10.340 i get it
00:22:11.300 i'm for real dude
00:22:13.160 bro i fell asleep
00:22:13.980 i don't go to weddings or funerals
00:22:15.620 yeah
00:22:15.920 unless it's like
00:22:17.600 a real
00:22:18.580 like if it's a tragedy or something
00:22:20.280 or if it's like somebody that's really close
00:22:22.900 other than that dude
00:22:24.000 i don't do it
00:22:24.500 no i get it
00:22:25.140 i've been to enough
00:22:26.360 yeah
00:22:26.700 i've had enough
00:22:27.360 i get it
00:22:28.540 i get it
00:22:29.740 i fell asleep in church once when i was little
00:22:31.380 my grandma slapped the shit out of me
00:22:33.340 yeah
00:22:33.660 yeah
00:22:34.140 couldn't do it
00:22:35.200 now you just sit further away next time
00:22:37.120 but
00:22:38.900 but yeah man
00:22:40.000 you know he fell asleep
00:22:40.780 now while he was sleeping though
00:22:42.020 there was something interesting happening
00:22:43.580 you got trump and obama
00:22:45.560 chatting it up
00:22:47.420 and uh
00:22:48.820 it looked like it was a little bit more than just a chat
00:22:51.860 i don't know
00:22:52.360 did you see the video
00:22:53.160 you watched
00:22:54.200 you were able to see it
00:22:54.980 i mean
00:22:55.320 and like
00:22:56.020 it was weird right
00:22:57.080 let's just show the video first
00:22:58.540 here's the video
00:22:59.120 you know
00:23:12.900 but here's the thing
00:23:14.020 like i mean
00:23:14.400 it was weird
00:23:14.940 like
00:23:15.180 i don't know how they do it
00:23:17.280 right
00:23:17.660 because like you know
00:23:18.480 like just a couple of weeks ago
00:23:19.780 or months i guess at this point
00:23:21.160 but i mean
00:23:21.620 not long ago
00:23:22.500 obama was up on the stage
00:23:24.520 calling trump
00:23:25.560 literally hitler
00:23:26.580 yeah
00:23:27.180 you know
00:23:27.640 and then like
00:23:28.020 they're sitting there
00:23:28.840 so close
00:23:29.520 i don't know how
00:23:31.900 i don't know how
00:23:32.760 i don't know how
00:23:34.240 could you do that
00:23:35.180 like could you do that
00:23:36.280 like like
00:23:36.940 sit next to a person
00:23:38.500 chat it up with them
00:23:39.360 knowing that
00:23:39.820 yeah after you win
00:23:40.760 after you
00:23:41.980 after you're the winner
00:23:43.040 it doesn't fucking matter
00:23:44.200 you know what i'm saying
00:23:45.500 like what am i gonna do
00:23:46.360 waste my energy
00:23:47.060 hating this person
00:23:47.860 the reality is
00:23:48.740 he's probably gonna get in trump
00:23:49.740 in office
00:23:50.520 and prosecute all these fucks
00:23:52.380 yeah
00:23:52.600 so what the fuck does he care
00:23:53.900 he's like
00:23:54.940 dude i listen dude
00:23:56.220 trump in his book
00:23:58.180 there's a book he wrote
00:23:59.040 it's called think big and kick ass
00:24:00.400 all right
00:24:01.220 there's a chapter
00:24:03.500 there's a section in there
00:24:04.620 about revenge
00:24:05.480 that he
00:24:06.420 like this guy is
00:24:07.500 like dude
00:24:07.960 if you read any of his shit
00:24:09.420 if you studied him at all
00:24:10.780 he is huge
00:24:12.500 on revenge
00:24:14.120 if people
00:24:14.600 his exact quote in the book
00:24:15.900 was something like
00:24:16.600 you know
00:24:17.620 if someone
00:24:19.160 fucks with you
00:24:20.500 you fuck with them
00:24:21.200 ten times harder
00:24:21.960 so if you think
00:24:23.540 that
00:24:24.520 he's not going to
00:24:26.380 do whatever he needs to do
00:24:27.920 i i don't believe that
00:24:29.240 unless he's part of their cabal
00:24:31.260 yeah
00:24:31.740 okay
00:24:32.100 fucking
00:24:34.100 obama
00:24:34.980 knows
00:24:36.400 that he's in deep shit
00:24:37.780 potentially
00:24:38.280 so
00:24:39.200 he has
00:24:40.300 an interest
00:24:41.480 in being cool
00:24:42.840 and laughing at this dude's jokes
00:24:44.320 and be like
00:24:44.660 hey it's trump
00:24:45.320 it's all good bro
00:24:46.240 you know what i'm saying
00:24:47.300 so
00:24:48.320 it's interesting
00:24:49.480 what do you think
00:24:50.520 they were talking about
00:24:51.200 i don't know
00:24:53.160 probably
00:24:53.900 how fucking stupid
00:24:54.960 hillary is
00:24:55.700 yeah i hate her too
00:24:57.320 god dude
00:24:57.820 i'm just glad
00:24:58.300 fucking hillary
00:24:59.020 never won
00:24:59.560 fucking bitch
00:25:00.620 i guarantee you
00:25:01.980 that's what the fuck
00:25:02.620 they're saying
00:25:03.060 and obama's like
00:25:04.420 yeah dog
00:25:05.100 prosecute me all you want
00:25:06.860 but fuck her
00:25:07.460 yeah right
00:25:07.940 i can see him being like
00:25:09.600 trump's like
00:25:10.340 i'll tell you what
00:25:10.980 melania ain't fucking around
00:25:12.120 look at her face
00:25:12.780 no she's not
00:25:13.360 she's like
00:25:13.900 i'll fucking slit all your throats
00:25:15.220 what are you saying
00:25:16.640 like you know
00:25:17.120 when i send you to prison
00:25:18.580 i'll let you still share the room
00:25:20.040 with michelle
00:25:21.240 that's funny
00:25:22.860 no i think he's saying
00:25:24.820 i saw a meme today
00:25:26.260 it was pretty funny
00:25:26.900 it said
00:25:27.300 it said
00:25:28.620 hey i searched
00:25:29.900 i searched the internet
00:25:31.140 for michelle's pregnancy photos
00:25:32.640 and obama's saying
00:25:33.580 good luck
00:25:34.120 that's i mean listen
00:25:39.500 i don't know
00:25:40.820 but you know
00:25:41.920 they all
00:25:42.420 the rest of them all look scared
00:25:43.800 they do
00:25:44.880 yeah
00:25:45.280 they do
00:25:45.660 like mike pence's wife
00:25:46.800 she didn't even want to shake hands
00:25:47.860 they look scared
00:25:48.560 they do
00:25:48.980 they did
00:25:49.580 now they had a
00:25:52.120 you know
00:25:52.640 as the internet goes
00:25:53.860 all these people are fucking professionals
00:25:55.300 and experts
00:25:56.000 there was
00:25:57.820 they tried to
00:25:59.240 dissect
00:26:00.500 what was being said
00:26:02.120 between trump and obama
00:26:03.260 cryptic conversation
00:26:04.960 between obama and trump
00:26:05.980 revealed
00:26:06.500 as pair plan
00:26:07.680 meeting
00:26:08.460 after jimmy carter's funeral
00:26:10.060 so
00:26:10.300 no he's
00:26:10.740 hey let's get the fuck out of here
00:26:11.880 dude
00:26:12.100 just like i was saying
00:26:13.260 trump said
00:26:14.680 hey let's get out here
00:26:15.380 get a big mac
00:26:16.000 yeah right
00:26:16.440 right i got diet cokes waiting
00:26:17.540 yeah that's right
00:26:18.360 fuck man i love diet cokes
00:26:20.000 i got
00:26:20.260 i got
00:26:20.600 i got a big mac
00:26:22.360 some diet cokes
00:26:23.020 and a pack of marlboros
00:26:24.020 you know obama's a smoker
00:26:26.560 yeah he smokes newports
00:26:27.700 yeah
00:26:28.000 he has a newport source
00:26:29.080 fitting
00:26:30.880 yeah
00:26:31.360 i wouldn't have
00:26:33.280 i i fucked up by saying marlboro
00:26:35.300 i don't know what i was thinking
00:26:36.160 yeah
00:26:36.780 that's that's uh
00:26:38.080 you ever smoked in newport
00:26:39.020 oh yeah
00:26:40.040 yeah
00:26:40.340 yeah
00:26:40.660 me too
00:26:41.520 i smoked a marble too
00:26:42.580 yeah
00:26:43.180 what's better
00:26:43.700 uh well i felt safer
00:26:45.380 with the marbles
00:26:46.060 i felt the uh
00:26:48.520 inner rage
00:26:49.560 to steal shit
00:26:50.500 on the newport
00:26:51.140 me too
00:26:51.560 is that what that was
00:26:52.660 i think i actually did
00:26:54.600 steal some shit
00:26:55.240 yeah i don't know
00:26:57.720 but
00:26:57.980 in uh
00:27:00.160 in one art
00:27:00.820 it's like you smoked
00:27:01.620 a fucking
00:27:02.100 like one of them
00:27:03.320 you know those mints
00:27:04.300 they put on your pillow
00:27:05.100 at the fucking hotel
00:27:07.040 it's heavy
00:27:07.660 like an andy's
00:27:08.420 you know
00:27:09.360 it's like you just lit
00:27:10.180 one of them on fire
00:27:10.980 it's heavy
00:27:11.640 it's a lot of menthol
00:27:13.660 in those
00:27:14.060 all right
00:27:14.640 so what do they say
00:27:15.380 but uh
00:27:16.080 yeah so in one interaction
00:27:17.380 trump leaned over
00:27:18.460 toward uh
00:27:19.320 obama's ear
00:27:20.160 and said
00:27:20.720 quote
00:27:21.220 this is
00:27:22.760 skeptical here
00:27:24.080 right
00:27:24.380 this is a
00:27:25.460 expert lip reader
00:27:26.700 this is speculation
00:27:27.800 right
00:27:28.380 uh
00:27:29.140 but they're
00:27:29.760 they're alleging
00:27:30.380 that he possibly
00:27:31.040 could have said
00:27:31.640 quote
00:27:32.020 i've pulled out of that
00:27:33.760 it's the condition
00:27:35.020 can you imagine that
00:27:36.400 obama laughed
00:27:37.520 and trump carried on
00:27:38.500 saying
00:27:38.920 after
00:27:39.740 and after
00:27:40.560 i will
00:27:41.320 at another moment
00:27:42.640 obama said to trump
00:27:43.680 are you going back
00:27:44.960 to the foy after
00:27:46.060 trump responded
00:27:47.620 called me at the foy
00:27:48.780 after
00:27:49.140 yep
00:27:49.420 the word foy
00:27:51.000 was unclear to the lip reader
00:27:52.740 but it could have been
00:27:53.880 uh
00:27:54.440 they were arranging
00:27:55.140 a later meeting
00:27:55.960 in the foyer
00:27:57.000 obama also said to trump
00:27:59.500 quote
00:27:59.860 uh
00:28:00.540 can you just
00:28:01.280 it should be good
00:28:02.340 um
00:28:03.140 then trump
00:28:03.580 uh
00:28:04.080 responded
00:28:04.520 quote
00:28:04.820 i can't talk
00:28:05.680 we have to find
00:28:06.460 a quiet place
00:28:07.280 sometimes this is a matter
00:28:08.680 of importance
00:28:09.440 and we need to do this
00:28:10.820 outside so that we can
00:28:12.120 deal with it
00:28:12.740 certainly
00:28:13.160 today
00:28:14.000 obama then nodded
00:28:15.200 and both men
00:28:16.100 said right
00:28:17.060 and okay
00:28:17.620 um
00:28:18.800 so i i don't know
00:28:19.820 it's interesting
00:28:21.160 um
00:28:21.780 again that's a
00:28:22.480 expert
00:28:23.020 allegedly expert
00:28:23.920 lip reader
00:28:24.480 um
00:28:25.380 but i know who wasn't
00:28:26.560 happy watching that happen
00:28:27.680 come queen
00:28:29.420 oh she was pissed
00:28:30.880 was she
00:28:31.440 oh bro
00:28:31.960 she was pissed
00:28:32.580 so this is the same
00:28:33.720 this is the same angle
00:28:34.700 this is just zoomed out
00:28:35.780 but this is kamala
00:28:36.920 uh watching this interaction
00:28:39.120 check this out
00:28:40.040 she is seething
00:28:57.180 you see that face
00:29:02.940 i mean she always looks like that
00:29:05.680 that's true
00:29:06.160 she does have
00:29:06.900 she has a little bit of uh
00:29:08.060 what do they call it
00:29:08.500 she's always got a scowl
00:29:09.600 isn't it rbf
00:29:10.460 yeah she does
00:29:11.700 well i would too
00:29:12.920 if i was just embarrassed
00:29:13.940 like that
00:29:14.480 like motherfucker
00:29:15.380 you had no chance of winning
00:29:16.660 everybody hated you
00:29:18.200 before you were even
00:29:19.140 in the race
00:29:20.040 and then they faked
00:29:21.320 your popularity
00:29:22.340 and you still couldn't
00:29:23.980 fucking do it
00:29:24.640 you still lost
00:29:25.260 like you still
00:29:26.060 got your ass
00:29:27.020 beat
00:29:27.680 a billion dollars
00:29:28.560 yes
00:29:28.900 you are the worst
00:29:30.520 candidate that's ever existed
00:29:32.200 and everybody there knows it
00:29:34.120 everybody here knows it
00:29:35.760 and everybody listening
00:29:36.920 knows it
00:29:37.460 okay there was not
00:29:38.620 a single person
00:29:39.420 that actually believed
00:29:40.600 that you were neck and neck
00:29:42.120 with trump
00:29:42.560 the entire time
00:29:43.520 you spent a billion dollars
00:29:46.400 ended up 20 million dollars
00:29:48.240 in debt
00:29:48.720 and you want to talk about
00:29:49.840 how you're going to be good
00:29:50.540 for the fucking economy
00:29:51.600 like dude
00:29:52.660 you're a dumbass
00:29:54.280 yeah
00:29:54.560 then you were chosen
00:29:56.060 you weren't even voted in
00:29:58.000 you weren't voted in
00:29:59.560 you were chosen
00:30:00.640 because you're supposedly
00:30:02.160 a black woman
00:30:03.380 which you are not
00:30:04.380 and then
00:30:06.140 cheese the spices
00:30:06.920 and then you come in
00:30:08.400 and you are a fucking
00:30:10.100 shitty VP
00:30:11.000 you can't publicly speak
00:30:13.220 you can't do anything
00:30:14.620 without a teleprompter
00:30:15.800 everybody doesn't like you
00:30:17.880 and then you run for president
00:30:20.420 because of the color
00:30:22.360 of your skin
00:30:23.040 like fuck dude
00:30:25.200 you lost in life
00:30:26.960 nothing you've done
00:30:28.280 in your life
00:30:28.800 is because of the quality
00:30:30.060 of the merit
00:30:31.240 of how smart you are
00:30:32.640 or how good you are
00:30:33.760 or how effective you are
00:30:35.360 could you imagine
00:30:36.560 how empty that would feel
00:30:38.020 imagine how empty
00:30:39.660 that would feel
00:30:40.320 like you
00:30:40.980 you have
00:30:42.000 risen to the top
00:30:43.640 quote unquote
00:30:44.720 almost to the very top
00:30:47.340 vice president
00:30:48.180 of the united states
00:30:48.900 and you
00:30:50.580 literally didn't earn
00:30:53.180 a single fucking bit of it
00:30:54.580 think about that
00:30:56.780 she knows that
00:30:58.160 fuck man
00:30:58.600 she knows that dude
00:31:00.000 she knows that
00:31:01.200 and then cheat and lie
00:31:02.240 and try to steal
00:31:02.860 yes
00:31:03.200 and you still lose
00:31:04.140 yes
00:31:04.420 she's a fucking
00:31:05.400 terrible
00:31:06.160 worthless
00:31:07.380 fucking human
00:31:08.920 that shouldn't even be
00:31:10.060 in that room
00:31:11.160 so she could scowl
00:31:13.300 all she wants
00:31:14.020 you're lucky
00:31:14.440 to even fucking
00:31:15.240 be there
00:31:15.820 everybody else out here
00:31:18.680 has to work
00:31:19.240 for their position
00:31:19.920 in life
00:31:20.380 that's suck dicks
00:31:21.440 for it
00:31:21.920 yeah
00:31:22.220 well some
00:31:23.000 some suck dicks
00:31:23.700 well I'm just saying
00:31:24.640 real talk
00:31:25.320 like how would you feel
00:31:26.920 if your entire life
00:31:29.140 was based upon
00:31:30.720 being chosen
00:31:32.180 for other reasons
00:31:34.240 than your skill
00:31:35.200 or your ability
00:31:36.220 to do something
00:31:37.120 you know what I'm saying
00:31:38.340 your actual
00:31:38.980 fucking abilities
00:31:39.880 yeah
00:31:40.000 bro she's a
00:31:40.600 she's got
00:31:41.420 dude she's got
00:31:42.900 darkness inside of her bro
00:31:44.200 it'll never change
00:31:45.900 because dude
00:31:46.580 you can't change that
00:31:48.940 yeah
00:31:49.280 what's already happened
00:31:50.480 like this is
00:31:51.100 what can she do
00:31:53.040 from here
00:31:53.540 can she go up
00:31:55.380 from here
00:31:55.760 no
00:31:56.420 okay
00:31:57.300 okay
00:31:58.000 so the pinnacle
00:31:59.020 of her life
00:31:59.860 is that
00:32:00.420 is that
00:32:01.260 and it was all
00:32:02.380 based around
00:32:03.180 the color of her skin
00:32:04.300 and not the skill
00:32:05.880 at which
00:32:06.740 she earned
00:32:08.700 or displayed
00:32:09.400 or how effective
00:32:10.200 she was
00:32:10.820 she's a fucking joke
00:32:11.800 she
00:32:12.100 her whole life
00:32:13.220 is a fucking joke
00:32:14.160 period
00:32:14.820 it's even worse too bro
00:32:15.940 she couldn't run
00:32:16.700 she couldn't run a company
00:32:17.940 no
00:32:18.400 she couldn't run my company
00:32:19.620 she couldn't run a single
00:32:20.640 one of them
00:32:21.340 for a day
00:32:21.960 no
00:32:22.900 and what makes it
00:32:23.780 even worse too
00:32:24.480 is like this
00:32:25.180 the
00:32:25.580 the way that society
00:32:27.200 is moving into
00:32:28.220 to where like
00:32:29.520 you know
00:32:29.880 that type of mentality
00:32:31.220 was even popular
00:32:32.160 three years ago
00:32:32.960 like there's gonna be
00:32:33.960 no place for it
00:32:35.080 like no place
00:32:35.620 not broke
00:32:36.240 because we're getting
00:32:37.100 back to merit based
00:32:38.380 there's no place
00:32:39.340 achievement
00:32:39.820 she's like
00:32:40.500 I know
00:32:41.160 she's gonna be homeless
00:32:41.900 like not like
00:32:42.840 I mean
00:32:43.280 her brother-in-law
00:32:44.520 is worth like
00:32:45.100 no that's what I'm saying
00:32:45.700 billions of dollars
00:32:46.400 I'm just saying like
00:32:47.100 in society
00:32:47.780 she will be homeless
00:32:48.440 yeah
00:32:48.620 but dude
00:32:49.420 we're getting back
00:32:50.120 to the things that matter
00:32:51.080 this is why we're launching
00:32:52.240 the MFCEO project again
00:32:53.660 so I can teach you
00:32:54.460 all these young people
00:32:55.260 what it takes to actually
00:32:56.140 fucking win
00:32:56.760 because it's gonna matter
00:32:57.900 okay
00:32:58.880 it's not gonna matter anymore
00:33:00.220 where you were born
00:33:01.640 or what skin color you were
00:33:03.220 or if you're a minority
00:33:04.380 what's gonna matter is
00:33:05.420 if you fucking do the job
00:33:06.620 so we gotta prepare people
00:33:08.540 to do the fucking job
00:33:09.540 regardless of where they come from
00:33:10.760 and what they look like
00:33:11.600 yeah
00:33:11.760 100% man
00:33:12.700 so yeah
00:33:14.280 so funeral service
00:33:15.000 went on without a hitch
00:33:16.040 there was some interesting stuff
00:33:18.200 that was happening though
00:33:19.140 why does Hillary Clinton's hair
00:33:20.720 always look like that
00:33:21.680 it looks like
00:33:22.400 have you ever seen Spaceballs
00:33:23.680 no
00:33:24.580 you guys ever seen Spaceballs
00:33:26.040 never
00:33:26.420 there's a fucking
00:33:27.520 the villain
00:33:28.540 in
00:33:28.960 you know how
00:33:29.460 in Spaceballs
00:33:30.660 or in Star Wars
00:33:31.900 the villain is
00:33:33.420 fucking who
00:33:34.020 in Star Wars
00:33:34.820 I have no idea
00:33:35.400 Darth Vader
00:33:36.020 oh yeah Darth Vader
00:33:36.760 you don't know Darth Vader
00:33:37.620 he's black
00:33:39.020 okay
00:33:39.520 he actually is black
00:33:41.020 he's James Earl Jones
00:33:41.900 the fucking
00:33:43.900 it makes sense
00:33:44.440 why you left Luke
00:33:44.940 hold on
00:33:45.140 the villain
00:33:46.140 in Spaceballs
00:33:47.460 is called
00:33:48.000 Lord Helmet
00:33:48.740 google up
00:33:50.300 Lord Helmet
00:33:50.900 from Spaceballs
00:33:51.700 throw it up there
00:33:52.640 next to her
00:33:53.260 you're right
00:33:55.400 I know
00:33:55.920 that's what she looks like
00:33:57.380 with her fucking
00:33:58.100 helmet hair
00:33:58.820 Lord Helmet
00:33:59.780 Lord Helmet
00:34:00.540 that's her
00:34:04.400 oh wait no
00:34:05.240 that's Dark Helmet
00:34:06.020 wait what's Dark Helmet from
00:34:07.440 is this the same thing
00:34:09.580 yeah
00:34:10.040 okay
00:34:10.680 yeah
00:34:11.880 I can see it
00:34:13.720 she got a little
00:34:14.440 Klaus in there bro
00:34:15.160 we gotta throw it up there
00:34:15.980 oh yeah
00:34:16.860 so the people can see
00:34:18.180 not everybody knows
00:34:19.440 Spaceballs
00:34:20.060 that
00:34:22.160 yeah
00:34:23.000 Lord Helmet
00:34:24.820 oh they got Dark Helmet
00:34:27.000 that's his name
00:34:27.520 yeah
00:34:28.020 anyway
00:34:30.120 look at her hair man
00:34:32.120 it looks just like that
00:34:33.120 it does
00:34:33.760 fuck man
00:34:35.500 why do you think
00:34:36.660 they make her hair
00:34:37.240 look like that
00:34:37.860 I think they do it
00:34:38.900 intentionally
00:34:39.340 makes her head
00:34:41.280 look so huge
00:34:42.260 what you want today
00:34:43.920 give me a little
00:34:44.780 elitism
00:34:45.280 yeah
00:34:46.320 with the touch
00:34:48.080 it's a little
00:34:48.780 uptight
00:34:49.700 tyrant
00:34:50.420 look at all those
00:34:51.280 fucking stuffy fucks
00:34:52.820 yeah
00:34:53.180 that'd be the last
00:34:54.460 place I'd want to be
00:34:55.360 is around any of them
00:34:56.580 yeah man
00:34:59.300 but
00:34:59.620 it went on
00:35:00.700 without a hitch
00:35:01.360 there was no big deals
00:35:02.520 no big
00:35:02.920 no big big issues
00:35:04.460 but there was
00:35:05.460 something weird
00:35:06.180 that also happened
00:35:07.140 outside of the funeral
00:35:08.200 I'm not sure
00:35:09.220 if you guys saw this
00:35:10.120 but
00:35:10.460 at his memorial
00:35:12.580 there was a suspect
00:35:13.840 accused in Capitol Hill
00:35:15.060 security breach
00:35:16.180 during Trump
00:35:17.480 visit
00:35:18.160 when Trump was there
00:35:19.880 he had been identified
00:35:20.800 as Adrian J. Hinton
00:35:22.240 US Capitol Police
00:35:24.800 have identified
00:35:25.440 the man arrested
00:35:26.140 Wednesday
00:35:26.520 after allegedly
00:35:27.480 trying to light
00:35:28.680 a car on fire
00:35:29.980 while President-elect
00:35:31.480 Donald Trump
00:35:32.280 was paying his respects
00:35:33.320 former President Jimmy Carter
00:35:34.600 who was lying in state
00:35:35.620 at the Capitol Rotunda
00:35:36.880 in D.C.
00:35:38.440 now he's a Virginia man
00:35:39.600 named Adrian J. Hinton
00:35:41.160 he's 35
00:35:41.680 he's a suspect
00:35:42.540 the police announced
00:35:44.260 on Twitter
00:35:45.580 Thursday morning
00:35:46.360 now apparently
00:35:47.920 he tried to put
00:35:50.140 a flaming bag
00:35:51.200 on top of a car
00:35:52.260 at the Grant Memorial
00:35:54.060 at 5.30 p.m.
00:35:55.800 the bag burned
00:35:56.720 it didn't light
00:35:57.260 anything else
00:35:57.940 and they also
00:35:59.000 called him
00:35:59.560 and he had a bunch
00:36:00.220 of stuff with him
00:36:00.900 he had a fucking machete
00:36:01.680 and some switchblades
00:36:02.880 just weird stuff man
00:36:06.100 I don't know
00:36:06.780 I don't know
00:36:07.920 you got anything else
00:36:08.600 on this though
00:36:09.160 sayonara
00:36:11.760 like fuck these people
00:36:15.020 Jimmy Carter
00:36:16.000 is the worst president
00:36:16.760 of the United States
00:36:17.320 besides fucking
00:36:18.100 Joe Biden
00:36:18.880 yeah he's unremarkable
00:36:19.940 okay
00:36:20.200 they cause people
00:36:21.660 to lose their fucking homes
00:36:23.060 they cause people
00:36:24.020 to go bankrupt
00:36:25.160 they change the course
00:36:26.700 of people's lives
00:36:27.440 in a negative way
00:36:28.240 I have zero sympathy
00:36:29.160 for him fucking
00:36:29.900 passing away
00:36:30.540 I'm not gonna pretend
00:36:31.880 like we lost
00:36:33.040 some American hero
00:36:34.000 that motherfucker
00:36:35.000 was responsible
00:36:35.780 for more economic
00:36:36.740 destruction
00:36:37.260 than almost anybody
00:36:38.260 except Joe Biden
00:36:39.500 those people
00:36:40.300 don't deserve
00:36:40.980 to be celebrated
00:36:41.700 I don't give a fuck
00:36:42.460 if they're president
00:36:43.060 I don't care
00:36:43.520 if they were nice people
00:36:44.520 they weren't
00:36:45.480 because they ruined
00:36:46.500 motherfuckers lives
00:36:47.440 that's how I feel
00:36:48.720 about it
00:36:49.020 that's real man
00:36:49.380 guys you jump in
00:36:50.260 on this conversation
00:36:51.260 I don't think
00:36:52.440 we should be celebrating
00:36:53.360 any fucking person
00:36:54.700 in this country
00:36:56.220 that has harmed
00:36:58.180 the people
00:36:59.080 of this country
00:36:59.800 in the interest
00:37:01.080 of self
00:37:01.640 you know what I'm saying
00:37:03.440 yeah bro
00:37:03.900 like dude
00:37:04.360 I think Jimmy Carter
00:37:05.180 should have been cremated
00:37:06.040 just thrown in a fucking
00:37:06.960 paper bag
00:37:07.600 and thrown in the river
00:37:08.680 that's what I think
00:37:10.000 and then you say
00:37:11.060 fucking peace out
00:37:11.940 bitch
00:37:12.320 you shouldn't have
00:37:12.780 fucked around
00:37:13.280 that's what I think
00:37:15.440 I'm with it
00:37:16.000 I'm with it
00:37:17.700 yeah
00:37:18.020 I don't think
00:37:19.860 that we should
00:37:20.680 celebrate people
00:37:21.760 just because
00:37:22.440 they earned
00:37:23.100 a position
00:37:23.780 in life
00:37:24.760 we should celebrate
00:37:26.180 them based upon
00:37:26.940 how good they were at it
00:37:28.500 were they great at it
00:37:29.560 did they make
00:37:30.320 the country better
00:37:31.080 President Grant
00:37:32.840 made the country better
00:37:33.960 this motherfucker
00:37:35.160 rode in on horseback
00:37:36.620 during the civil war
00:37:37.540 and killed the
00:37:38.180 motherfucking slave owners
00:37:39.220 his party
00:37:40.440 the radical republicans
00:37:41.960 which is interesting
00:37:43.640 because they were
00:37:44.740 the ones that freed
00:37:45.500 the fucking slaves
00:37:46.260 they rode in
00:37:47.000 legitimately
00:37:47.560 physically
00:37:48.220 freed the fucking slaves
00:37:49.420 then he becomes president
00:37:50.640 what
00:37:51.480 what are we talking
00:37:52.100 about that guy
00:37:52.740 you see what I'm saying
00:37:54.540 they want to tear
00:37:55.240 the statue down
00:37:55.880 right
00:37:56.240 exactly
00:37:57.080 okay
00:37:57.940 so
00:37:58.400 I don't think
00:38:00.400 we should celebrate
00:38:01.140 people that don't
00:38:02.020 do good things
00:38:02.900 and I think
00:38:03.520 that if we only
00:38:04.200 celebrated presidents
00:38:05.240 that did good things
00:38:06.440 these motherfuckers
00:38:07.340 because they're so
00:38:08.160 ego driven
00:38:09.100 they would do good things
00:38:10.700 like if they knew
00:38:11.960 that their president
00:38:12.900 presidency was rated
00:38:14.340 a fucking C
00:38:15.320 or below
00:38:16.520 that they were going
00:38:17.400 to be put in a paper bag
00:38:18.460 and thrown in the river
00:38:19.160 and laughed at
00:38:19.820 they'd fucking do a better job
00:38:21.440 because that's what
00:38:22.180 these people care about
00:38:23.060 they care about
00:38:23.600 their fucking legacy
00:38:24.520 they care about
00:38:25.400 their stupid picture
00:38:26.340 in a fucking
00:38:27.380 collage of other people
00:38:28.900 they care about
00:38:29.840 their library
00:38:30.440 they care about
00:38:31.160 that shit bro
00:38:31.800 that's what they care about
00:38:32.860 so like we should leverage
00:38:34.360 what they care about
00:38:35.180 against them
00:38:35.760 to make them do a good job
00:38:36.900 yep
00:38:37.460 you know
00:38:38.440 well here's another thing too
00:38:39.860 that I saw this pop up
00:38:41.220 I don't know if you've seen
00:38:43.020 this or not
00:38:43.500 but
00:38:43.760 apparently
00:38:45.940 and I didn't know this
00:38:47.220 actually
00:38:47.520 but when a former president
00:38:48.780 dies
00:38:49.420 there's 30 days
00:38:50.780 of national mourning
00:38:52.200 that happens
00:38:53.020 where all flags
00:38:54.060 are like lowered
00:38:54.640 to half staff
00:38:55.380 right
00:38:56.220 and because of
00:38:57.500 when he died
00:38:58.260 the inauguration
00:38:59.760 is encompassed
00:39:01.660 in that 30 days
00:39:02.380 right
00:39:02.620 now I was seeing
00:39:03.220 some stuff online
00:39:04.020 you know
00:39:04.240 people try to
00:39:04.700 obviously conspiracy theorists
00:39:06.180 the real ones
00:39:07.000 hop on that shit
00:39:08.080 and try to elevate it
00:39:09.060 and make it crazy
00:39:10.340 but
00:39:12.000 most people are getting
00:39:12.540 on my fucking nerves
00:39:13.380 well my question is though
00:39:14.540 they're annoying
00:39:15.940 because like bro
00:39:16.480 like
00:39:16.760 when I agree with them
00:39:18.640 I liked them
00:39:19.160 but then they just
00:39:21.880 go too crazy
00:39:22.460 no bro
00:39:23.020 it's not
00:39:23.480 not everything
00:39:24.420 is a fucking conspiracy
00:39:25.540 just most things
00:39:26.320 most things
00:39:27.040 yeah
00:39:27.240 but it did make me think though
00:39:29.460 like it did make me think
00:39:30.740 because like listen
00:39:31.500 like let's be real
00:39:32.800 again like
00:39:33.340 he should have been
00:39:35.300 you know
00:39:36.380 crossed the
00:39:37.260 the life
00:39:38.220 line there
00:39:39.480 right
00:39:39.840 months ago
00:39:40.760 probably years ago
00:39:42.000 it is interesting
00:39:43.340 that like
00:39:43.860 the timing of it
00:39:45.380 like I'm not saying
00:39:45.940 anything about the flags
00:39:46.640 like that's typical
00:39:47.340 right
00:39:47.560 but like
00:39:48.000 I mean maybe
00:39:49.320 you see what I'm saying
00:39:50.500 like I mean
00:39:51.400 bro these people
00:39:52.320 are disgusting
00:39:52.980 that's what I'm saying
00:39:53.800 like so I mean
00:39:54.440 if we know they're evil
00:39:55.420 and fucked up
00:39:56.380 who's to say
00:39:57.080 they didn't just like
00:39:57.880 crank his fucking
00:39:58.660 oxygen line
00:39:59.460 you know what I'm saying
00:40:00.540 to make it happen
00:40:01.500 to where
00:40:01.960 no shit
00:40:02.480 you know what I'm saying
00:40:03.400 I'm just
00:40:04.040 listen
00:40:04.340 bro
00:40:04.840 here's what I'm just saying
00:40:06.860 imagine
00:40:07.660 working your whole life
00:40:09.760 and kissing ass
00:40:11.180 and fucking
00:40:11.660 working your chain up
00:40:12.780 and doing all this shit
00:40:14.060 to sit in the fucking room
00:40:15.500 with those motherfuckers
00:40:18.000 I'd rather pull
00:40:18.980 every single fucking
00:40:19.980 fingernail
00:40:20.620 and toenail
00:40:21.320 off of me
00:40:22.480 with a pair of pliers
00:40:23.440 and then every single tooth
00:40:25.020 for real
00:40:26.160 than to sit in a room
00:40:27.460 with these fucks
00:40:28.340 the only one I'd want
00:40:29.260 to sit in there
00:40:29.720 with is Trump
00:40:30.300 yeah that's true
00:40:31.060 I don't know
00:40:31.960 Slick Willie
00:40:32.460 I might do five minutes
00:40:33.760 with Slick
00:40:34.140 yeah
00:40:34.400 I think Bill Clinton
00:40:35.920 could come
00:40:36.340 but your wife can't come bro
00:40:37.480 yeah Hillary can't come
00:40:39.100 Bill Clinton can come
00:40:41.820 and drink beers
00:40:42.740 yeah right
00:40:43.180 okay
00:40:43.780 smoke a couple
00:40:45.540 weed cigarettes
00:40:47.180 you know what I'm saying
00:40:47.880 Bill the last time
00:40:48.500 your wife
00:40:48.800 she tried to own
00:40:50.080 the apartment
00:40:50.540 and shit like bro
00:40:51.200 she can't come this time
00:40:52.520 yeah
00:40:53.000 I would
00:40:55.340 I hope you would bring her
00:40:56.720 and I just fucking
00:40:57.540 annihilate her the whole time bro
00:40:58.980 fuck man
00:41:00.540 the way she talks
00:41:01.620 is just
00:41:02.100 make her watch
00:41:03.580 the fucking
00:41:04.800 what's that movie
00:41:06.520 bro what's that
00:41:07.840 13 hours
00:41:09.800 what's the movie
00:41:10.460 on Big Island
00:41:10.780 oh yeah 13 hours
00:41:11.900 I'd make her watch that
00:41:13.120 man that ain't
00:41:15.420 Bill bring her
00:41:15.960 bring her
00:41:16.480 you got a great movie tonight
00:41:17.560 I'm gonna watch 13 hours
00:41:18.920 dude he hates her too
00:41:20.820 he has to bro
00:41:21.800 he has to
00:41:23.000 he just
00:41:23.700 you know
00:41:24.260 passed the point of no return
00:41:25.860 yeah
00:41:26.420 and that's what it is
00:41:27.820 yeah my guys
00:41:28.700 jump in on this conversation
00:41:30.060 let us know what you guys think
00:41:31.360 down in the comments
00:41:32.360 with that being said
00:41:34.080 let's go cruise some
00:41:35.440 shit dude
00:41:36.080 we're only on the first topic
00:41:37.180 yeah
00:41:37.780 holy shit
00:41:38.660 we gotta elongate this thing
00:41:39.940 alright
00:41:40.220 right
00:41:40.660 pick it up
00:41:41.580 we're growers
00:41:44.460 yeah that's it
00:41:45.300 yeah
00:41:45.800 let's cruise some of these comments
00:41:47.800 this first comment
00:41:48.820 comes from
00:41:49.780 at
00:41:51.100 Rego
00:41:51.980 Montes
00:41:53.040 6324
00:41:54.680 he says
00:41:55.120 Andy and DJ
00:41:56.600 when I saw this episode
00:41:58.000 I almost joined
00:41:59.480 the LGBTQ
00:42:00.380 plus community
00:42:01.540 way too excited
00:42:02.340 for two dudes
00:42:02.960 yep
00:42:07.320 congratulations
00:42:09.980 I mean I appreciate
00:42:12.960 the comment
00:42:13.540 oh we love it
00:42:14.460 it's good
00:42:15.060 it's a little gay
00:42:16.220 oh shit man
00:42:21.600 alright yeah
00:42:22.060 next one comes from
00:42:23.040 at Miss
00:42:24.580 Jen G
00:42:25.460 she says
00:42:26.700 gotta go with Andy
00:42:28.080 on this one
00:42:28.680 grass stain
00:42:29.260 new balances
00:42:29.880 all the way
00:42:30.580 I've lived next
00:42:31.680 to a marine corps base
00:42:32.880 and all the
00:42:33.900 retirees and vets
00:42:35.040 that come into my store
00:42:36.200 wear them
00:42:36.720 they are straight up killers
00:42:38.040 they don't give a fuck
00:42:38.920 if you're gonna wear
00:42:39.940 grass stain
00:42:40.640 see here's the difference
00:42:41.780 people who wear
00:42:43.160 all black fucking
00:42:44.040 Air Force Ones
00:42:45.140 they're trying to look hard
00:42:46.340 people who fucking
00:42:48.280 people who wear
00:42:49.000 grass stain
00:42:49.520 new balances
00:42:50.060 are so far
00:42:51.380 past that
00:42:52.280 they don't give a fuck
00:42:53.260 the khaki shorts too
00:42:55.480 they will kill you
00:42:56.260 and barbecue you
00:42:57.300 and say it's chicken
00:42:58.960 what you got out there
00:43:02.300 on the grill
00:43:02.740 today dad
00:43:03.440 oh it's just
00:43:04.280 gigantic chicken
00:43:05.640 yeah that's it
00:43:06.360 where did those
00:43:07.920 shoes come from
00:43:08.940 I was trying out
00:43:10.400 some new ones
00:43:11.020 I don't know man
00:43:12.900 I think it's still
00:43:13.840 up for debate bro
00:43:14.600 I don't know
00:43:15.200 no debate
00:43:15.840 we'll see
00:43:16.460 this last one
00:43:18.160 this last one
00:43:19.660 comes from
00:43:20.040 at fapping
00:43:20.860 two charts
00:43:21.860 fapping
00:43:23.820 two charts
00:43:24.440 79
00:43:25.140 for DJ
00:43:27.260 talking shit
00:43:27.920 about the cowboys
00:43:28.760 I'm going to
00:43:30.200 give it back
00:43:30.940 and say
00:43:31.880 he'd suck a dick
00:43:33.060 for grape
00:43:33.700 first form energy
00:43:34.840 and barbecue ribs
00:43:35.840 or fried chicken
00:43:36.600 love you DJ
00:43:37.460 believe America's
00:43:38.400 team alone
00:43:39.240 even if they
00:43:40.100 haven't been good
00:43:40.780 since the Emmett
00:43:41.560 Smith days
00:43:42.220 we dub boys
00:43:46.300 alright
00:43:47.000 you got me
00:43:49.680 alright
00:43:50.100 I mean I do
00:43:50.700 happen to have
00:43:51.340 I do happen to have
00:43:53.560 one of those
00:43:54.000 grape energy drinks
00:43:54.920 right here
00:43:55.320 hey man
00:43:55.660 it is what it is
00:43:56.400 guys we appreciate
00:43:57.780 you for being
00:43:58.640 real ass fans
00:43:59.640 thank you guys
00:44:00.820 for liking and
00:44:01.320 commenting
00:44:01.720 makes you guys
00:44:02.340 that was a little
00:44:02.920 racist
00:44:03.400 that he said
00:44:04.160 it was fine
00:44:05.160 a little racist
00:44:05.740 fried chicken
00:44:06.840 I mean listen
00:44:07.640 I like fried chicken
00:44:08.460 you know how
00:44:08.760 those homosexuals
00:44:09.580 are bro
00:44:09.900 they get hot
00:44:10.500 quick
00:44:10.820 you know
00:44:11.220 they just start
00:44:11.840 saying
00:44:12.080 they let the
00:44:12.920 real shit
00:44:13.280 come out
00:44:13.780 you know what I'm saying
00:44:14.440 they just let it rip
00:44:19.900 bro
00:44:20.260 that's that gay
00:44:21.580 privilege they got
00:44:22.400 you piss them off
00:44:23.120 yeah
00:44:23.420 they'll say whatever
00:44:24.460 it all comes out
00:44:25.280 yeah it don't matter
00:44:26.040 because they got
00:44:26.480 the rainbows
00:44:27.040 force field
00:44:27.680 yeah bro
00:44:32.120 can't penetrate it
00:44:33.540 the only thing
00:44:35.380 you can't penetrate
00:44:36.000 shit
00:44:37.300 holy shit man
00:44:41.680 let's keep the
00:44:42.140 cruise moving
00:44:42.660 guys we got headline
00:44:43.220 number two
00:44:43.860 let's go to Cali
00:44:45.120 gotta talk about it
00:44:45.980 obviously it's a big
00:44:46.760 story going on
00:44:48.040 yeah California
00:44:49.560 wildfires man
00:44:50.600 it's
00:44:51.120 it's fucking horrible
00:44:52.300 it's crazy
00:44:52.780 I was up last night
00:44:54.060 watching it on TV
00:44:54.980 for like
00:44:55.520 four or five hours
00:44:56.960 dude
00:44:57.280 crazy
00:44:57.980 what was crazy
00:44:58.920 was that new ones
00:45:00.240 just kept popping up
00:45:01.300 yeah
00:45:01.740 isn't that weird
00:45:02.580 dude listen
00:45:04.200 it is weird
00:45:05.080 it's weird
00:45:05.680 I get a weird
00:45:06.320 I didn't want to make
00:45:07.620 a post about it
00:45:09.320 or anything
00:45:09.660 but like
00:45:10.240 I am getting like
00:45:11.340 super fucking weird
00:45:12.920 like
00:45:13.440 well I think there's
00:45:15.280 some spiritual shit
00:45:15.980 going on bro
00:45:16.560 I don't know
00:45:16.940 it does
00:45:17.380 sort of feel like that
00:45:18.800 it also feels like
00:45:20.540 I don't know
00:45:21.600 like
00:45:22.080 where's gonna be
00:45:23.080 the evidence
00:45:23.600 of all this
00:45:24.000 Hollywood pedophilia now
00:45:25.240 you know what I'm saying
00:45:27.660 the rooms got burned
00:45:30.220 with the cameras in them
00:45:31.120 got burned
00:45:31.640 I'm just saying
00:45:32.360 like
00:45:32.840 trees are fire
00:45:33.680 these people are not against
00:45:34.940 burning down an entire
00:45:36.240 fucking city
00:45:36.960 and doing
00:45:38.260 insane damage
00:45:40.540 to protect themselves
00:45:41.380 that's how cover ups
00:45:42.160 happen all the fucking time
00:45:43.160 I know
00:45:43.580 like all the time
00:45:45.140 bro
00:45:45.320 like it's always
00:45:45.860 look man
00:45:46.400 I hate to say that
00:45:47.580 like I know
00:45:48.080 cause people are gonna get upset
00:45:49.160 cause it's a tragedy
00:45:50.000 and
00:45:50.420 but they don't
00:45:51.220 but that's the thing
00:45:51.820 they don't care about
00:45:52.820 the extra
00:45:54.060 excess loss
00:45:55.020 or damage
00:45:55.580 they don't care
00:45:56.260 to achieve
00:45:56.820 one small little goal
00:45:58.040 they will fucking
00:45:59.240 burn it all down
00:45:59.940 and people don't
00:46:01.540 understand that bro
00:46:02.220 but we do that shit
00:46:03.360 to other countries
00:46:04.060 on a daily
00:46:04.840 that's what people
00:46:05.500 don't get
00:46:05.880 we do it
00:46:06.400 they just think
00:46:07.260 oh it never happened here
00:46:08.240 no it absolutely does
00:46:09.820 absolutely does
00:46:10.800 I don't know what to think
00:46:11.720 but I know this
00:46:12.960 I know tons of people
00:46:14.260 that live in LA
00:46:15.120 we used to have an office
00:46:16.680 in LA
00:46:17.220 we got a lot of friends
00:46:19.340 in LA
00:46:19.820 and it's
00:46:21.620 it's heartbreaking
00:46:22.320 to see
00:46:22.980 like places
00:46:24.760 that I've been
00:46:25.500 and gone
00:46:26.020 and spent real time at
00:46:27.200 just gone
00:46:28.380 yeah
00:46:28.720 it's fucking crazy
00:46:29.580 yeah
00:46:29.880 yeah I mean
00:46:30.840 even the last time
00:46:31.740 we went out there
00:46:32.380 like uh
00:46:33.020 cause I saw one of the videos
00:46:34.100 it was like right on
00:46:34.740 I mean I know we joke
00:46:35.500 a lot about it
00:46:36.140 yeah
00:46:36.400 right like
00:46:36.900 I fucking
00:46:37.640 I'm not a big fan
00:46:39.440 talk shit on communism
00:46:40.060 yeah for sure
00:46:40.680 bro
00:46:40.980 but like that
00:46:41.860 that's
00:46:42.460 this is terrible
00:46:43.480 no it's a
00:46:44.180 it's a fucked up loss
00:46:45.100 and like I mean
00:46:45.620 people real people
00:46:46.480 are being affected
00:46:47.240 yeah
00:46:47.500 some people are being affected
00:46:48.500 yeah bro
00:46:49.060 and you know
00:46:49.680 people don't understand
00:46:50.520 like when you lose
00:46:51.340 your house in a fire bro
00:46:52.440 you lose all your memories
00:46:53.480 you lose your animals
00:46:54.360 you lose your
00:46:54.840 like it's like
00:46:55.500 getting your life erased
00:46:56.620 you lose your computer
00:46:58.080 you lose all your
00:46:59.160 fucking photographs
00:47:00.100 and there's some
00:47:00.940 fucked up shit
00:47:01.500 going on with the insurance
00:47:02.480 and shit
00:47:02.740 hold on real talk
00:47:03.620 yeah do you know
00:47:05.000 why that happened
00:47:05.580 with the state farm
00:47:06.280 do you have that in here
00:47:07.340 I couldn't find
00:47:08.460 so do you know
00:47:09.380 why they did that
00:47:10.060 no
00:47:10.300 because they use an AI algorithm
00:47:11.940 the actuaries of the insurance company
00:47:13.860 use an AI algorithm
00:47:14.960 to determine
00:47:16.560 how risky
00:47:17.680 it is
00:47:18.940 and so
00:47:19.640 the AI algorithm knew
00:47:21.460 that they didn't have the resources
00:47:22.980 and they didn't
00:47:23.500 and they just cut the budget
00:47:24.480 and
00:47:25.200 yes
00:47:25.680 and they had problems
00:47:26.600 with getting water
00:47:27.580 and the AI algorithm knew
00:47:29.440 that they were like
00:47:30.340 set up for this
00:47:31.540 to happen
00:47:32.480 and so they fucking cancelled
00:47:33.600 all their insurances
00:47:34.460 days before
00:47:36.440 hold on
00:47:37.000 now I read that
00:47:38.860 yeah
00:47:39.200 I didn't vet it
00:47:40.360 but I read that
00:47:41.500 that could be
00:47:42.120 that could be false
00:47:43.600 but
00:47:44.060 it
00:47:45.380 sounded good
00:47:46.500 I mean fuck
00:47:47.120 it makes sense
00:47:47.660 yeah
00:47:47.880 I mean
00:47:48.280 and we know how much
00:47:49.780 everybody loves to use AI
00:47:50.960 because I mean
00:47:52.120 that's the thing that it lacks
00:47:53.260 it lacks the human
00:47:54.120 you know what I'm saying
00:47:55.020 like touch
00:47:55.820 you know
00:47:56.580 oh dude
00:47:57.260 it's fucking horrible
00:47:58.500 it's wild man
00:47:59.340 but let's dive into this
00:48:00.500 because we got some stuff
00:48:01.240 to talk about here
00:48:02.340 but people don't realize
00:48:03.600 like
00:48:03.960 what you actually lose
00:48:06.480 one of my best friends
00:48:08.140 one of Sal's best friends
00:48:09.380 his house burnt down
00:48:11.800 a number of years ago
00:48:13.300 and
00:48:14.180 the girl he was dating
00:48:16.560 I think
00:48:17.060 I think I remember right
00:48:18.080 she flipped a cigarette
00:48:18.840 on his deck
00:48:19.480 started a fire
00:48:20.460 burnt the house down
00:48:21.300 bro
00:48:22.340 his dad had just
00:48:24.000 passed away
00:48:24.700 and he had like
00:48:25.860 all these photographs
00:48:26.880 listen
00:48:27.640 the only thing he was able
00:48:29.300 to fucking salvage
00:48:30.200 from the house
00:48:30.720 was a fuck
00:48:31.280 his dad's casket
00:48:32.280 flag
00:48:32.660 and like
00:48:33.480 all his pictures
00:48:34.720 all his
00:48:35.440 fuck
00:48:35.820 all of his shit
00:48:37.120 gone
00:48:37.860 everything
00:48:38.620 like dude
00:48:39.660 people don't think
00:48:40.280 of it like that
00:48:40.920 like think of
00:48:41.920 think of someone
00:48:43.020 came through your life
00:48:43.840 and just erased
00:48:44.360 all the memories
00:48:45.260 you had
00:48:45.620 that's what a fire
00:48:46.480 does bro
00:48:47.060 geez
00:48:47.660 it's not
00:48:48.540 it's really bad
00:48:49.540 fuck man
00:48:50.760 it's terrible bro
00:48:53.140 I mean so far
00:48:54.120 as of right now
00:48:54.860 there's been at least
00:48:55.600 five
00:48:56.260 five deaths
00:48:57.600 as of right now
00:48:59.200 I'm sure that number
00:49:00.640 I mean Chris bro
00:49:01.340 the amount of destruction
00:49:02.940 I mean it's
00:49:04.400 27,000 acres
00:49:06.320 so far
00:49:06.880 50 billion dollars
00:49:08.040 yeah 57
00:49:08.940 is what they're
00:49:10.080 what they're estimating
00:49:10.900 right now
00:49:11.340 obviously celebrities
00:49:13.040 are pretty mad
00:49:13.600 because that's
00:49:14.000 a lot of the areas
00:49:15.140 a lot of the homes
00:49:15.780 have been these
00:49:16.300 these big mansions
00:49:17.280 and a lot of celebrities
00:49:19.020 should have been
00:49:19.880 I mean motherfucker
00:49:20.520 you get what you vote for
00:49:21.840 I hate to say that
00:49:23.060 I hate to say that
00:49:24.420 okay nobody deserves
00:49:25.920 what's happening out there
00:49:26.900 but when you vote for
00:49:28.540 the first
00:49:29.380 fucking
00:49:30.300 you know
00:49:31.120 anything this
00:49:32.520 or
00:49:33.160 or
00:49:33.840 or pronouns
00:49:34.980 or fucking
00:49:35.780 all this
00:49:36.240 this is the argument
00:49:37.540 of the last 15 years
00:49:39.020 you guys
00:49:40.560 you celebrities
00:49:41.320 were on TV
00:49:42.160 advocating for these people
00:49:44.260 who then made these decisions
00:49:46.020 to cut resources
00:49:47.100 steal the money
00:49:48.180 and let
00:49:49.260 these situations
00:49:50.380 manifest
00:49:51.020 okay
00:49:51.900 so it's just as much you
00:49:53.800 as it is the people
00:49:55.260 that you are now blaming
00:49:57.200 you were on TV
00:49:58.360 saying
00:49:59.320 vote for Gavin Newsom
00:50:00.860 vote for this
00:50:02.040 far leftist
00:50:03.060 vote for this progressive
00:50:04.200 and those people
00:50:05.620 historically
00:50:07.200 do the same thing
00:50:08.920 that they do to the black communities
00:50:10.300 for the last fucking 60 years
00:50:12.040 hey we're gonna come in
00:50:13.460 we're gonna do all this shit
00:50:14.560 we're gonna get all this funding
00:50:15.940 and then they steal it
00:50:17.980 and nothing happens
00:50:19.080 and the
00:50:19.440 and so this has happened
00:50:20.860 on a wide scale
00:50:21.920 in California
00:50:22.560 and now these people
00:50:24.460 are pissed
00:50:24.880 because it affects them
00:50:26.040 you know
00:50:26.940 like
00:50:27.320 I
00:50:28.300 I'm not saying
00:50:29.720 they deserved it
00:50:30.400 because nobody deserves it
00:50:31.500 but you
00:50:32.080 fucking vote
00:50:33.160 for stupid shit
00:50:34.400 this is what you get
00:50:35.480 you get
00:50:35.820 unpreparedness
00:50:37.040 you get
00:50:37.780 lack of resources
00:50:39.400 you get
00:50:40.020 and then when things
00:50:41.900 what happens
00:50:42.760 when there's a fucking
00:50:43.380 major earthquake
00:50:44.040 out there now
00:50:44.660 you know what I'm saying
00:50:46.900 yeah bro
00:50:47.340 they just cut
00:50:48.460 17 million dollars
00:50:49.640 off the fucking
00:50:50.240 fire department's budget
00:50:51.400 weeks ago
00:50:52.800 yeah just
00:50:53.760 and like
00:50:54.340 dude
00:50:54.980 it's so much
00:50:55.980 into this man
00:50:56.780 and like obviously
00:50:57.940 like
00:50:58.240 the goal is not
00:50:59.960 to politicize this
00:51:00.700 there's real people
00:51:01.240 that are being
00:51:02.020 like
00:51:02.740 their lives are being
00:51:03.440 destroyed by this
00:51:04.180 right
00:51:04.400 you know
00:51:05.260 but we have to address
00:51:06.700 the truth
00:51:07.600 and the reality
00:51:08.300 of the situation
00:51:09.280 and call a spade
00:51:10.080 a spade
00:51:10.520 you know
00:51:11.740 and when you look
00:51:12.940 and you just start
00:51:13.780 to unpeel this mess
00:51:14.860 bro
00:51:15.060 it's fucking disgusting
00:51:16.020 yeah
00:51:16.520 it's disgusting
00:51:17.240 you know
00:51:18.360 and think of what
00:51:18.980 they pay in tax
00:51:19.740 in California
00:51:20.320 bro
00:51:20.800 to get this
00:51:21.800 bro
00:51:22.580 this is what you get
00:51:23.700 this is what the fuck
00:51:25.300 you voted for bro
00:51:26.180 these people have pushed
00:51:27.140 and you know what I'm saying
00:51:27.800 like they cut 17 million
00:51:29.040 from the fire
00:51:29.720 but yeah let's fund this
00:51:31.500 you know
00:51:32.140 listen
00:51:32.360 this is why
00:51:33.240 this is why
00:51:34.240 we have to return
00:51:36.300 to meritocracy
00:51:37.920 we have to return
00:51:39.580 to voting
00:51:40.880 not because
00:51:41.880 someone has a skin color
00:51:43.380 or someone came
00:51:44.720 from somewhere
00:51:45.360 or what their gender is
00:51:47.260 we have
00:51:48.220 to put people
00:51:49.440 in positions
00:51:50.440 that are competent
00:51:53.040 skilled people
00:51:54.940 that can execute
00:51:55.720 the job
00:51:56.140 and I feel
00:51:56.980 fucking stupid
00:51:58.140 saying that
00:51:58.800 like it feels
00:51:59.440 so common sense
00:52:00.540 it is
00:52:01.060 but you know
00:52:02.400 people get so comfortable
00:52:03.500 they think that those
00:52:04.280 things don't matter
00:52:05.060 and then they vote
00:52:06.180 for you know
00:52:06.800 fucking whoever
00:52:07.600 makes them feel good
00:52:08.920 or that they can
00:52:09.600 brag about
00:52:10.600 well I voted for her
00:52:12.180 because that's the first
00:52:13.160 female
00:52:13.960 male
00:52:14.740 trans
00:52:15.940 fucking
00:52:16.580 you know what I'm saying
00:52:17.580 like dude
00:52:18.740 okay
00:52:19.200 and now your house
00:52:19.900 burnt out
00:52:20.340 right
00:52:20.760 right
00:52:22.020 so let's unpeel this
00:52:23.400 a little bit
00:52:23.780 right
00:52:24.040 because you know
00:52:24.700 one of the first
00:52:25.220 things that came out
00:52:26.000 was you got the mayor
00:52:26.960 most of this is happening
00:52:27.980 in the city of Los Angeles
00:52:30.100 the mayor
00:52:31.520 Democrat mayor
00:52:32.900 LA mayor
00:52:33.740 Karen Bass
00:52:34.800 she was in Africa
00:52:36.520 when this was going on
00:52:38.080 Los Angeles mayor
00:52:39.400 Karen Bass
00:52:40.080 spent Tuesday in Africa
00:52:41.140 as part of a
00:52:41.780 taxpayer funded
00:52:43.300 delegation
00:52:44.100 attending the
00:52:45.640 inauguration of
00:52:46.700 John Dramani Mahama
00:52:48.060 as Ghana's
00:52:49.220 president
00:52:49.700 the Democrat
00:52:50.180 was there
00:52:51.240 as her city
00:52:51.880 battled wildfires
00:52:53.240 and thousands of
00:52:54.320 residents fled
00:52:55.100 for their lives
00:52:55.960 now
00:52:56.740 here's the thing
00:52:59.080 it's important to know
00:53:00.100 all right
00:53:00.460 it's not like
00:53:01.140 you know
00:53:01.400 I mean
00:53:01.680 it's not like
00:53:03.080 she just
00:53:03.620 you know
00:53:04.240 happened to be there
00:53:05.520 and then this fire
00:53:07.160 broke out
00:53:07.700 here's the thing
00:53:09.000 all right
00:53:09.860 she knew
00:53:10.880 she was well aware
00:53:12.860 that there was a
00:53:13.760 potential for this fire
00:53:14.840 to break out
00:53:15.380 before she even went
00:53:16.640 on that fucking trip
00:53:17.660 okay
00:53:18.580 and we have the
00:53:19.240 timeline to prove it
00:53:20.360 all right
00:53:21.080 on Thursday
00:53:21.740 January 2nd
00:53:22.640 the National Weather
00:53:23.600 Service
00:53:24.160 explicitly warned
00:53:25.920 Los Angeles
00:53:26.840 about extreme fire
00:53:27.900 conditions over the
00:53:28.740 next week
00:53:29.180 okay
00:53:30.020 multiple reports
00:53:31.620 were coming out
00:53:32.220 on January 2nd
00:53:33.960 on January 4th
00:53:36.840 that's when she
00:53:37.520 decided to leave
00:53:38.380 to go attend
00:53:39.320 this inauguration
00:53:40.180 of another country's
00:53:41.100 president
00:53:41.440 and you're a city
00:53:42.640 mayor
00:53:42.940 okay
00:53:43.600 and that
00:53:44.020 and taxpayers
00:53:44.680 paid for her
00:53:45.320 to do that
00:53:45.760 be very very
00:53:46.780 clear on that
00:53:47.500 all right
00:53:48.360 now
00:53:49.840 that next day
00:53:51.440 emergency preparations
00:53:53.040 for expected
00:53:54.500 fire danger
00:53:55.180 that was put out
00:53:56.260 by the governor
00:53:56.940 all right
00:53:57.800 on January 6th
00:53:58.880 she remained in
00:53:59.560 Ghana
00:53:59.820 okay
00:54:00.800 January 6th
00:54:02.380 later that evening
00:54:03.080 to the National
00:54:03.740 Weather Service
00:54:04.360 they start pushing
00:54:05.160 out stuff
00:54:05.600 saying heads up
00:54:06.380 there's a life
00:54:07.020 threatening
00:54:07.400 destructive
00:54:08.140 widespread windstorm
00:54:09.440 as expected
00:54:10.060 Tuesday afternoon
00:54:10.760 to Wednesday
00:54:11.260 across much
00:54:12.580 of Ventura
00:54:13.500 and LA County
00:54:14.360 but she remained
00:54:15.940 in Africa
00:54:16.380 then the next day
00:54:18.700 that's when the
00:54:19.140 fires actually
00:54:19.660 started to hit
00:54:20.340 she remained
00:54:21.740 in Africa
00:54:22.180 and then finally
00:54:24.080 on January 8th
00:54:25.100 is when she
00:54:25.680 you know
00:54:26.040 finally showed up
00:54:26.920 now they were
00:54:27.360 able to catch her
00:54:28.040 coming off this
00:54:28.700 plane
00:54:29.080 all right
00:54:29.920 and I want to
00:54:30.420 show this video
00:54:31.220 for those of you
00:54:32.100 guys who have
00:54:32.460 not seen this
00:54:33.240 this is literally
00:54:34.940 her she's on
00:54:35.560 the jet bridge
00:54:36.200 while this is
00:54:36.660 happening
00:54:37.000 let's check
00:54:37.820 this clip out
00:54:38.460 do you owe
00:54:39.540 citizens an apology
00:54:40.500 for being absent
00:54:41.480 while their homes
00:54:42.100 were burning
00:54:42.560 do you regret
00:54:44.720 cutting the fire
00:54:45.380 department budget
00:54:46.100 by millions
00:54:46.780 of dollars
00:54:47.240 madam mayor
00:54:47.860 have you nothing
00:54:50.680 to say today
00:54:51.500 have you absolutely
00:54:54.580 nothing to say
00:54:55.500 to the citizens
00:54:56.120 today
00:54:56.580 Elon Musk says
00:54:59.140 that you're
00:54:59.500 utterly incompetent
00:55:00.820 are you considering
00:55:01.520 your position
00:55:02.200 madam mayor
00:55:06.420 have you absolutely
00:55:07.100 nothing to say
00:55:07.760 to the citizens
00:55:08.440 today
00:55:08.860 who are dealing
00:55:09.480 with this
00:55:09.940 disaster
00:55:10.680 no apology
00:55:17.440 for them
00:55:18.020 do you think
00:55:21.460 you should have
00:55:21.900 been visiting
00:55:22.720 Ghana
00:55:23.160 while this was
00:55:23.880 unfolding
00:55:24.360 back home
00:55:25.200 she's running
00:55:46.240 madam mayor
00:55:53.480 let me ask
00:55:53.960 you just
00:55:54.240 again
00:55:54.500 have you
00:55:54.740 anything
00:55:54.980 to say
00:55:55.360 to the
00:55:55.660 citizens
00:55:55.960 today
00:55:56.380 as you
00:55:57.020 return
00:55:57.380 how long
00:56:00.100 has she been
00:56:00.420 mayor
00:56:00.660 just recently
00:56:02.000 a few months
00:56:03.400 yeah
00:56:03.720 okay so
00:56:04.560 first of all
00:56:05.660 you know
00:56:07.000 let's be real
00:56:07.940 about that
00:56:08.460 it's not like
00:56:09.040 she fucking
00:56:09.540 did this
00:56:10.080 okay
00:56:10.840 Garcon
00:56:12.260 who was the
00:56:13.300 fucking mayor
00:56:13.800 forever
00:56:14.220 is the one
00:56:15.000 that did
00:56:15.240 most of
00:56:15.580 this shit
00:56:15.980 all right
00:56:16.940 secondly
00:56:18.020 she's clearly
00:56:20.980 not good
00:56:21.560 at public
00:56:21.940 relations
00:56:22.440 because all
00:56:23.040 she had to
00:56:23.540 say was
00:56:24.020 hey this
00:56:24.440 is horrible
00:56:24.980 this is why
00:56:25.560 I'm on my
00:56:25.920 way back
00:56:26.380 nobody could
00:56:26.920 have predicted
00:56:27.360 this
00:56:27.700 I'm gonna
00:56:29.160 get back
00:56:29.560 and have
00:56:29.860 navigate this
00:56:30.800 the best
00:56:31.120 that we
00:56:31.380 can
00:56:31.640 and hopefully
00:56:32.760 we can
00:56:33.220 get through
00:56:34.220 it with
00:56:35.180 the least
00:56:35.800 amount of
00:56:36.140 damage as
00:56:36.540 possible
00:56:36.920 that's all
00:56:37.300 you had to
00:56:37.580 say
00:56:37.780 you know
00:56:38.620 what I'm
00:56:38.760 saying
00:56:38.980 or something
00:56:39.720 to the
00:56:39.980 effect
00:56:40.200 it's
00:56:40.440 weekly
00:56:40.780 leadership
00:56:41.180 man
00:56:41.560 has nothing
00:56:42.240 to do
00:56:42.480 with her
00:56:42.660 being a woman
00:56:43.100 dude
00:56:43.380 what my
00:56:44.120 point is
00:56:44.860 is why
00:56:45.600 did she
00:56:46.640 get voted
00:56:47.600 in
00:56:48.460 why did
00:56:49.940 she get
00:56:50.340 voted in
00:56:50.900 she did
00:56:51.760 not get
00:56:52.200 voted in
00:56:52.660 because she's
00:56:53.260 competent
00:56:53.700 she did
00:56:54.400 not get
00:56:54.780 voted in
00:56:55.280 because she's
00:56:55.960 skilled
00:56:56.280 she did
00:56:56.940 not get
00:56:57.360 voted in
00:56:57.820 because she's
00:56:58.420 experienced
00:56:58.980 she got
00:57:00.100 voted in
00:57:00.860 because
00:57:01.580 California
00:57:02.620 is of
00:57:03.860 progressive
00:57:04.600 mindset
00:57:05.160 and who
00:57:06.520 knows what
00:57:07.240 they do
00:57:07.580 with the
00:57:07.820 elections
00:57:08.200 out there
00:57:08.720 okay
00:57:09.280 and people
00:57:11.000 vote for
00:57:11.580 things
00:57:12.080 so that
00:57:12.700 they can
00:57:12.960 brag to
00:57:13.440 their
00:57:13.600 friends
00:57:14.040 and say
00:57:14.380 they're
00:57:14.540 not
00:57:14.740 racist
00:57:15.240 instead
00:57:16.180 of saying
00:57:16.700 no we
00:57:17.740 need the
00:57:18.120 most
00:57:18.340 effective
00:57:18.740 person
00:57:19.260 now they
00:57:20.080 had
00:57:20.640 entrepreneurs
00:57:21.500 and billionaires
00:57:23.100 people who
00:57:23.620 have built
00:57:24.000 things
00:57:24.500 people who
00:57:24.900 have done
00:57:25.240 things
00:57:25.680 running for
00:57:26.480 mayor
00:57:26.740 and those
00:57:27.180 people
00:57:27.460 didn't win
00:57:28.160 and you
00:57:28.720 know why
00:57:29.080 they didn't
00:57:29.420 win
00:57:29.700 because they
00:57:30.200 were white
00:57:30.660 fucking men
00:57:31.360 that's it
00:57:32.420 so until we
00:57:34.360 get over this
00:57:34.940 insane shit
00:57:35.780 of we're gonna
00:57:37.160 put the first
00:57:38.100 person of this
00:57:39.120 or the first
00:57:40.120 woman this
00:57:40.780 or the first
00:57:41.300 gender this
00:57:42.000 and by the way
00:57:42.580 I don't give a
00:57:43.100 fuck if they
00:57:44.040 happen to be
00:57:44.640 those things
00:57:45.260 as long as
00:57:46.140 they're the
00:57:46.400 most skilled
00:57:47.040 that's all
00:57:49.120 that matters
00:57:49.560 dude
00:57:49.740 I don't look
00:57:50.940 at it like
00:57:51.220 no this is
00:57:52.780 just
00:57:52.900 if she was
00:57:53.920 a fucking
00:57:54.380 trans
00:57:55.100 man
00:57:56.380 fucking
00:57:57.600 zezer
00:57:58.180 fucking
00:57:59.180 whatever
00:57:59.520 and she
00:58:00.560 had the
00:58:00.880 most skill
00:58:01.520 I'd be
00:58:01.880 like cool
00:58:02.460 cool
00:58:03.560 okay cool
00:58:04.260 your personal
00:58:04.900 life is your
00:58:05.500 personal life
00:58:06.180 you want to
00:58:06.520 do what you
00:58:06.840 want to do
00:58:07.260 but that
00:58:08.920 ain't the
00:58:09.220 case
00:58:09.580 and that's
00:58:10.240 not the
00:58:10.540 case across
00:58:11.160 the country
00:58:11.720 we looked
00:58:12.540 at this
00:58:12.860 shit
00:58:13.120 we had
00:58:13.920 this shit
00:58:14.280 here
00:58:14.620 with Kim
00:58:15.300 Gardner
00:58:15.720 who let
00:58:16.420 our fucking
00:58:16.940 city burn
00:58:17.960 okay we
00:58:19.280 have this
00:58:19.820 in cities
00:58:20.760 across the
00:58:21.700 fucking
00:58:22.040 country
00:58:22.540 where these
00:58:23.300 people who
00:58:23.820 are not
00:58:24.200 qualified to
00:58:24.940 do the
00:58:25.260 job have
00:58:26.080 no history
00:58:26.740 of qualifications
00:58:27.560 have no
00:58:28.180 attributes
00:58:28.760 have no
00:58:29.720 accolades
00:58:30.440 are in these
00:58:31.700 positions of
00:58:32.360 power and they
00:58:33.080 are literally
00:58:33.760 fucking the
00:58:34.600 entire country
00:58:35.320 up okay
00:58:36.640 and it doesn't
00:58:37.060 matter if
00:58:37.480 they're white
00:58:37.880 or they're
00:58:38.220 black or
00:58:38.620 they're gay
00:58:38.960 or they're
00:58:39.240 straight or
00:58:39.620 they're trans
00:58:40.000 I don't
00:58:40.300 care but we
00:58:41.440 have to get
00:58:41.920 back to
00:58:42.760 meritocracy
00:58:43.520 are you
00:58:44.380 qualified
00:58:45.100 are you
00:58:46.560 skilled
00:58:47.100 are you
00:58:48.060 the best
00:58:48.500 person for
00:58:49.140 the job
00:58:49.660 or is
00:58:50.480 your head
00:58:50.960 up your
00:58:51.240 own ass
00:58:51.980 with all
00:58:52.640 these social
00:58:53.320 issues
00:58:53.820 because dude
00:58:55.640 when the
00:58:56.020 fucking rubber
00:58:56.580 hits the
00:58:57.020 road people
00:58:57.720 die
00:58:58.260 right
00:58:58.820 right
00:59:00.580 so you
00:59:01.820 know all
00:59:02.180 you motherfuckers
00:59:02.980 which they
00:59:03.400 don't listen
00:59:03.760 to this show
00:59:04.280 but that
00:59:05.300 vote on these
00:59:06.060 fucking issues
00:59:06.760 so you
00:59:07.140 could go to
00:59:07.540 brunch and
00:59:08.080 feel like
00:59:08.540 you know
00:59:09.180 you're doing
00:59:09.660 something
00:59:10.120 noble
00:59:11.160 realize that
00:59:12.300 you're putting
00:59:12.720 your fellow
00:59:13.220 citizens at
00:59:13.960 risk
00:59:14.340 putting yourself
00:59:14.840 at risk
00:59:15.260 yes
00:59:15.640 all these
00:59:18.060 celebrities
00:59:18.540 oh they're
00:59:18.940 mad because
00:59:19.440 their house
00:59:19.780 burned down
00:59:20.160 well motherfucker
00:59:20.860 what the fuck
00:59:21.900 have you been
00:59:22.260 preaching for the
00:59:22.820 last 20 years
00:59:23.520 that's my
00:59:26.340 question
00:59:26.720 you know
00:59:27.700 but I mean
00:59:28.180 it's a real
00:59:28.820 issue bro
00:59:29.380 it's like
00:59:29.820 you know
00:59:30.180 like you said
00:59:31.320 bro it doesn't
00:59:31.800 matter where
00:59:32.440 you come from
00:59:33.580 what you claim
00:59:34.160 to be
00:59:34.440 can you do
00:59:35.200 the job
00:59:35.620 and that's
00:59:36.080 not been
00:59:36.480 the focus
00:59:36.960 of Los Angeles
00:59:37.760 historically
00:59:38.620 the focus
00:59:39.900 across the
00:59:40.460 country
00:59:40.720 and most
00:59:41.080 parts of
00:59:41.400 the country
00:59:41.720 100%
00:59:42.460 in 2023
00:59:44.060 Los Angeles
00:59:44.980 created the
00:59:45.760 DEI Bureau
00:59:46.960 and promoted
00:59:48.180 black lesbian
00:59:49.140 to weed out
00:59:49.880 bigoted
00:59:50.360 firefighters on
00:59:51.300 the force
00:59:51.780 let's talk
00:59:52.860 about it
00:59:53.200 let's dive
00:59:53.600 into it
00:59:53.920 because being
00:59:54.400 a lesbian
00:59:54.940 and being
00:59:55.420 black
00:59:55.920 has something
00:59:56.800 to do
00:59:57.360 with putting
00:59:58.000 out fucking
00:59:58.460 fires
00:59:58.960 and do you
01:00:02.280 really care
01:00:02.920 if your
01:00:03.260 firefighter is
01:00:03.960 bigoted
01:00:04.340 as long as
01:00:04.800 he comes
01:00:05.100 to your
01:00:05.360 house
01:00:05.660 and squirts
01:00:06.440 the fucking
01:00:06.860 fire out
01:00:07.500 right
01:00:07.840 fuck
01:00:09.760 like oh man
01:00:11.280 are you
01:00:11.540 are you
01:00:11.820 a gay
01:00:12.100 firefighter
01:00:12.720 I don't
01:00:13.040 want you
01:00:13.440 like
01:00:14.200 have you
01:00:14.520 ever told
01:00:14.880 a racist
01:00:15.240 joke
01:00:15.640 well fuck
01:00:16.340 dude
01:00:16.540 don't squirt
01:00:17.140 the fucking
01:00:17.560 hose on my
01:00:18.100 house
01:00:18.460 let the shit
01:00:18.960 burn
01:00:19.280 yeah
01:00:19.580 what are we
01:00:20.300 doing man
01:00:21.060 check this
01:00:21.540 clip out
01:00:21.940 so this is
01:00:22.400 Kristen Larson
01:00:23.280 she's the
01:00:24.540 first black
01:00:25.380 battalion chief
01:00:26.300 in Los Angeles
01:00:27.100 check this
01:00:27.560 video out
01:00:28.140 so I want
01:00:28.960 to reach
01:00:29.240 down and
01:00:29.580 bring you
01:00:29.940 up
01:00:30.160 and that's
01:00:31.060 kind of
01:00:31.480 something that
01:00:32.160 stuck with
01:00:32.620 me to this
01:00:33.720 day
01:00:33.980 part of that
01:00:34.900 work means
01:00:35.420 speaking up
01:00:35.960 for those who
01:00:36.420 can't
01:00:36.880 over the
01:00:37.400 last few
01:00:37.800 years
01:00:38.100 LAFD has
01:00:38.920 dealt with
01:00:39.280 a fair
01:00:39.660 share of
01:00:40.040 controversy
01:00:40.560 and Larson
01:00:41.460 not afraid
01:00:42.200 to sound
01:00:42.540 the alarm
01:00:43.080 I chose
01:00:43.720 to speak
01:00:44.180 out
01:00:44.560 pretty much
01:00:45.940 by myself
01:00:46.680 about the
01:00:47.560 issues of
01:00:48.440 sexism and
01:00:49.340 racism within
01:00:50.040 my department
01:00:51.080 and the need
01:00:53.520 for change
01:00:54.240 I don't think
01:00:55.120 there's any
01:00:55.600 question that
01:00:56.400 our department
01:00:56.920 is the best
01:00:58.900 at fighting
01:00:59.620 fires
01:01:00.060 we do it
01:01:01.220 better than
01:01:01.700 anybody in
01:01:02.240 the world
01:01:02.620 when it
01:01:03.360 comes to
01:01:03.860 the personnel
01:01:04.320 side
01:01:04.840 we have
01:01:05.480 some issues
01:01:06.080 and they're
01:01:07.520 not insurmountable
01:01:08.400 but they need
01:01:09.620 to be addressed
01:01:10.220 and fixed
01:01:11.520 to the best
01:01:12.940 of everybody's
01:01:13.780 ability
01:01:14.100 make sure you
01:01:15.420 don't say
01:01:15.840 anything offensive
01:01:16.580 when you're
01:01:16.960 putting out
01:01:17.280 that fire
01:01:17.840 make sure you
01:01:19.000 use someone's
01:01:19.600 right pronouns
01:01:20.300 when you're
01:01:20.700 putting out
01:01:21.000 that fire
01:01:21.540 make sure you
01:01:22.760 never you
01:01:23.300 know you
01:01:24.220 never said
01:01:25.000 anything off
01:01:25.560 color told
01:01:26.300 a weird joke
01:01:27.020 or you know
01:01:27.720 I don't know
01:01:28.380 we're heterosexual
01:01:29.660 we put out
01:01:30.300 that fire
01:01:30.800 you better
01:01:31.920 not be
01:01:32.280 straight
01:01:32.740 fuck dude
01:01:34.980 the world
01:01:36.100 this dude
01:01:37.140 listen
01:01:37.500 we're seeing
01:01:38.800 look at the
01:01:39.560 headline on
01:01:40.020 there
01:01:40.200 black excellence
01:01:41.420 see that's
01:01:42.660 the kind
01:01:43.020 of shit
01:01:43.380 that is
01:01:43.820 fucking up
01:01:44.400 the world
01:01:44.800 bro
01:01:45.040 it is man
01:01:45.600 it's just
01:01:46.480 excellence
01:01:47.200 are you an
01:01:48.720 excellent person
01:01:49.620 or are you
01:01:50.300 not
01:01:50.640 it's not
01:01:51.320 white excellence
01:01:52.380 it's not
01:01:53.080 black excellence
01:01:54.200 it's not
01:01:54.840 fucking gay
01:01:55.860 excellence
01:01:56.340 it's fucking
01:01:57.100 are you
01:01:57.620 excellent
01:01:58.100 or are you
01:01:58.700 not
01:01:59.020 and this
01:01:59.860 fucking
01:02:00.420 bullshit
01:02:01.020 this
01:02:02.060 identity
01:02:02.900 politics
01:02:03.660 nonsense
01:02:04.660 has fucked
01:02:05.820 the entire
01:02:06.320 world up
01:02:06.740 and now
01:02:07.040 LA is
01:02:07.640 fucking
01:02:07.900 in ashes
01:02:08.420 because of
01:02:09.000 it
01:02:09.140 bro
01:02:09.440 and you
01:02:11.460 know what's
01:02:11.800 even
01:02:12.020 what's even
01:02:12.500 crazier
01:02:12.940 is that
01:02:13.780 you go to
01:02:14.740 pride.com
01:02:15.960 they put this
01:02:17.820 article out
01:02:18.400 amid Palisades
01:02:19.940 fire
01:02:20.340 Los Angeles
01:02:21.040 first
01:02:21.480 LGBTQ
01:02:22.080 plus fire
01:02:22.920 chief is
01:02:23.340 proving
01:02:23.680 lesbians
01:02:24.300 get it
01:02:24.680 done
01:02:25.020 yeah they
01:02:25.860 burn the
01:02:26.420 shit down
01:02:27.040 the whole
01:02:28.120 fucking
01:02:28.700 town
01:02:29.100 is
01:02:29.320 fucked
01:02:29.880 come on
01:02:33.160 man
01:02:33.480 dude
01:02:34.420 let's go
01:02:35.420 they don't
01:02:35.940 want you
01:02:36.220 to fucking
01:02:36.660 like I'm
01:02:37.940 gonna walk
01:02:38.260 outside I see
01:02:39.440 the whole city
01:02:39.980 on fucking
01:02:40.420 fire but
01:02:41.520 you know
01:02:42.000 what they're
01:02:43.400 doing a good
01:02:43.800 job
01:02:44.100 yeah great
01:02:45.800 job
01:02:46.060 bro I feel
01:02:46.580 bad for like
01:02:47.340 the fucking
01:02:47.720 real firefighters
01:02:48.680 like how many
01:02:49.820 real fire have
01:02:51.100 you ever seen
01:02:51.520 that clip of
01:02:52.640 Adam Carolla
01:02:54.740 talking about
01:02:55.320 how when he
01:02:55.740 was broke
01:02:56.180 he he
01:02:56.820 he joined
01:02:57.980 he wanted to
01:02:58.680 join the
01:02:59.020 fire department
01:02:59.680 yeah and it
01:03:00.020 took him seven
01:03:00.580 years to get a
01:03:01.240 fucking interview
01:03:01.820 and while he
01:03:02.740 was there there
01:03:03.320 was a black
01:03:03.820 woman who was
01:03:04.500 in the interview
01:03:05.260 and he asked
01:03:06.200 her he said how
01:03:06.620 long have you
01:03:06.920 been waiting
01:03:07.280 for and she
01:03:07.720 said since
01:03:08.120 Wednesday
01:03:08.480 okay that's a
01:03:10.700 problem that's a
01:03:12.340 problem it's
01:03:13.020 crazy man it's
01:03:14.200 crazy we got we
01:03:15.340 cannot we have to
01:03:16.440 lose this fucking
01:03:17.680 shit dude this
01:03:19.420 this we're
01:03:20.600 Americans man it
01:03:21.880 doesn't matter if
01:03:22.680 you're black or
01:03:23.300 white or gay or
01:03:24.120 straight we're
01:03:24.580 fucking Americans
01:03:25.580 and are you good
01:03:27.240 or are you capable
01:03:28.320 of doing this job
01:03:29.360 or not and if
01:03:30.040 you're not you're
01:03:31.220 still a good person
01:03:32.180 but go over here
01:03:32.740 and do this job
01:03:33.480 you know what I
01:03:34.620 mean yeah bro
01:03:35.300 let's go to CNN
01:03:36.380 real quick though
01:03:37.140 because this was an
01:03:38.100 interesting exchange
01:03:39.360 that happened on
01:03:40.140 CNN you got
01:03:41.640 Jasmine Crockett
01:03:42.580 she's a crowd
01:03:43.760 favorite she's I
01:03:46.140 think she's in
01:03:47.180 she's a congresswoman
01:03:48.140 I think I'm
01:03:49.360 pretty sure she
01:03:50.840 likes to get in
01:03:51.380 these race debates
01:03:52.320 and then talk
01:03:53.360 about this let's
01:03:54.140 check this clip
01:03:54.660 out you might
01:03:55.680 have recall a
01:03:56.820 new story from
01:03:57.400 last year there
01:03:58.100 was some interest
01:03:58.720 in the fire
01:03:59.860 departments and
01:04:00.420 the firefighters in
01:04:01.280 California and the
01:04:02.100 interest was there
01:04:03.360 were too many white
01:04:04.120 men who were
01:04:05.100 firefighters and we
01:04:05.780 need to have a
01:04:06.180 program in
01:04:06.660 California to make
01:04:07.360 sure we don't
01:04:07.680 have enough white
01:04:08.560 men as
01:04:08.900 firefighters so
01:04:09.660 and yet I'm
01:04:17.960 wondering now if
01:04:18.620 your house was
01:04:19.120 burning down how
01:04:19.860 much do you care
01:04:20.480 what color the
01:04:21.020 firefighters are
01:04:21.680 you can respond
01:04:22.280 and then listen I
01:04:23.800 am so tired you
01:04:25.040 know what there
01:04:25.420 was an article that
01:04:26.040 just came out that
01:04:26.780 said that actually
01:04:27.560 the most educated
01:04:29.120 demographic in this
01:04:30.500 country right now is
01:04:31.400 black women so let
01:04:32.900 let me be clear
01:04:33.860 because you are a
01:04:35.680 woman or because
01:04:36.500 because I know
01:04:37.120 that some of the
01:04:37.760 right has been
01:04:38.440 sharing these photos
01:04:39.640 of the fact that I
01:04:40.900 believe that the
01:04:41.520 fire chief may be a
01:04:43.040 woman or something
01:04:43.800 that has nothing to
01:04:44.680 do with it we are
01:04:45.320 looking at
01:04:45.800 qualifications what
01:04:47.020 diversity equity and
01:04:47.960 inclusion has always
01:04:48.900 been about is saying
01:04:50.420 you know what open
01:04:51.860 this up don't just
01:04:53.260 look at the white
01:04:54.360 men open it up and
01:04:55.660 recognize that other
01:04:56.500 people can be
01:04:57.080 qualified and the
01:04:58.220 fact that we want
01:04:59.160 to at a time when
01:05:00.160 people are dying
01:05:00.940 okay lady but here's
01:05:02.400 the fucking problem
01:05:03.440 the white men don't
01:05:05.200 even get a chance
01:05:05.920 anymore
01:05:06.360 so I can understand
01:05:08.220 this 60 years ago
01:05:09.420 when it was the
01:05:10.060 boys club and it
01:05:11.020 was all white dudes
01:05:12.400 doing fucking
01:05:12.980 everything but now
01:05:14.300 we've we've created
01:05:15.380 this scenario where
01:05:16.480 white men don't even
01:05:17.960 get an opportunity
01:05:18.700 anymore because
01:05:19.500 they're white which
01:05:20.380 is racist by
01:05:21.660 definition okay so
01:05:23.780 fucking that
01:05:25.660 argument is 40
01:05:26.960 years too late
01:05:27.880 yep no that now
01:05:29.920 you got it and
01:05:31.380 um you know I'm so
01:05:33.460 tired of hearing this
01:05:34.520 shit like dude what
01:05:35.820 are we talking
01:05:36.480 about the the only
01:05:37.700 demographic in the
01:05:38.780 history in the
01:05:39.400 fucking country that
01:05:40.400 that has been able to
01:05:41.580 be discriminated
01:05:42.300 against for the last
01:05:43.220 fucking 20 years is
01:05:44.940 white men they're the
01:05:46.680 only ones that can
01:05:47.520 legally not get a job
01:05:49.220 because they're a
01:05:50.440 white man so we're
01:05:52.520 gonna fucking still
01:05:53.340 beat this drum about
01:05:54.420 this fucking shit of
01:05:55.580 opportunity what the
01:05:56.560 fuck are we talking
01:05:57.320 about why aren't we
01:05:58.480 talking about that in
01:05:59.340 fucking sports why are
01:06:01.240 we talking about that in
01:06:02.020 the NFL or fucking
01:06:03.320 basketball or fuck I
01:06:05.840 remember they were
01:06:06.320 talking about it in
01:06:07.020 hockey a couple years
01:06:07.880 ago but how come it's
01:06:09.720 exclusively to white
01:06:11.140 things and not fucking
01:06:12.140 everything right like
01:06:13.500 dude I'm just done with
01:06:14.480 this shit we're
01:06:15.740 Americans we're fucking
01:06:17.400 all we should all be
01:06:18.820 judged on the content of
01:06:19.880 our character and what
01:06:20.840 skills we have
01:06:21.980 meritocracy that is it
01:06:23.460 man and anything else is
01:06:25.560 fucking racist by default
01:06:27.620 well bro you know the
01:06:28.420 other thing too that
01:06:29.260 that's that's crazy is
01:06:30.460 like they put these
01:06:31.060 people in these
01:06:31.780 positions and then
01:06:33.300 they pay them
01:06:34.160 exorbitant amounts of
01:06:36.080 money though so the
01:06:37.520 the person that's
01:06:38.940 responsible because like
01:06:40.460 I mean here's one of
01:06:41.100 the things too this
01:06:41.900 woman's fucking insane
01:06:43.300 oh yeah bro put her
01:06:46.220 on the fucking fire
01:06:47.180 crew no for real let
01:06:49.320 her go see what it's
01:06:49.960 about dude the thing's
01:06:52.380 insane though but like
01:06:53.060 the thing where hold
01:06:54.080 on there's a there's
01:06:54.780 more to this clip right
01:06:55.780 what else does she say
01:06:57.100 I'm sure some decide
01:06:58.380 that a country of
01:06:59.520 immigrants is failing or
01:07:01.660 people are dying because
01:07:03.020 the same very people
01:07:04.580 that built this country
01:07:05.580 because the last time I
01:07:06.520 checked y'all didn't say
01:07:07.280 that anything was wrong
01:07:08.500 with the White House and
01:07:09.320 I can promise you it was
01:07:10.560 my ancestors that built
01:07:12.060 the White House so listen
01:07:13.100 if we have been good
01:07:14.020 enough to build this
01:07:15.280 country we are good
01:07:16.380 enough to serve and die
01:07:18.140 overseas we are good
01:07:19.680 enough to serve in other
01:07:21.400 ways and the fact that
01:07:22.580 people actually decide
01:07:23.740 that they want to engage
01:07:24.720 in public service where
01:07:25.840 are we not where where
01:07:27.160 are you not serving
01:07:28.200 where are you where are
01:07:30.200 you blocked out of
01:07:31.140 where where it doesn't
01:07:34.600 fucking 50 years ago
01:07:36.040 okay 60 years 70
01:07:38.120 okay 70 years ago okay
01:07:39.880 yeah what the fuck are
01:07:41.480 you talking about and
01:07:43.300 not only that just
01:07:43.940 because you want to do
01:07:45.280 something doesn't mean
01:07:46.100 you can that's the
01:07:46.920 bottom line bro it
01:07:47.860 doesn't matter it doesn't
01:07:49.700 matter bro listen we
01:07:51.460 got to get back to being
01:07:53.180 judged on the quality of
01:07:54.860 our character and the
01:07:57.040 skill set that we have
01:07:58.320 and we need to apply
01:07:59.240 that skill set to the
01:08:01.320 things that we are
01:08:02.420 capable of doing and we
01:08:03.800 need to be judged on our
01:08:05.040 fucking performance that
01:08:06.240 is it that's it not the
01:08:07.760 color of your skin not
01:08:09.200 what your ancestors built
01:08:10.840 okay I see people like
01:08:13.360 her saying that black
01:08:15.020 people built fucking
01:08:15.960 Europe right okay so what
01:08:18.300 did white people build
01:08:19.260 right what did we do oh
01:08:20.920 we did nothing yeah the
01:08:22.700 fuck out of here black
01:08:23.360 people built Rome bro
01:08:24.140 listen I'm not gonna
01:08:24.900 fucking hear this shit
01:08:25.880 anymore I'm tired of
01:08:26.940 hearing it I'm tired of
01:08:28.700 hearing it okay so so
01:08:31.120 we don't get any
01:08:31.780 history we don't get any
01:08:33.320 history
01:08:33.720 bro and listen that's not
01:08:37.180 racist to stand up and
01:08:38.500 say what the fuck yeah
01:08:39.480 right
01:08:39.740 no that's the thing man
01:08:41.840 like but they that's how
01:08:42.920 they disguise this shit
01:08:44.120 man they know that's
01:08:45.080 racist shit it's what
01:08:46.080 she's fucking saying it's
01:08:47.240 racist yes it's racist
01:08:48.700 man you know it's crazy
01:08:51.260 and then but then they put
01:08:52.420 these people in these
01:08:53.040 positions bro and they
01:08:53.840 give them exorbitant
01:08:55.160 amounts of money so like
01:08:56.920 one of the things that's
01:08:57.740 also happening in LA
01:08:58.800 right now is that you
01:09:01.260 know there's a water
01:09:02.060 shortage right and the
01:09:04.720 fire hydrants have been
01:09:06.940 run out right you know
01:09:09.100 who did that and the
01:09:10.000 person that's responsible
01:09:11.020 for that yeah he was
01:09:12.320 white I think it was it
01:09:14.080 was a chick actually
01:09:14.840 no it was Gavin Newsom
01:09:15.980 did it well yeah he
01:09:16.960 started to protect the
01:09:17.720 fucking smelt the
01:09:18.780 fucking salmon endangered
01:09:20.820 fish yeah right
01:09:22.420 but like protect this
01:09:23.840 fucking endangered fish
01:09:25.020 and let your entire
01:09:26.440 country your entire city
01:09:27.740 burn down yeah bro and
01:09:29.720 the person that's in LA
01:09:31.040 County that's responsible
01:09:32.380 that helped with that
01:09:33.240 decision how much that
01:09:34.080 that person makes a year
01:09:35.900 three quarters of a
01:09:38.080 million dollars bro
01:09:39.280 750 grand a fucking year
01:09:42.040 cost of living that's
01:09:43.760 insane man it's insane
01:09:46.360 taxpayer money bro it's
01:09:48.980 insane bro now there's
01:09:50.840 there's been a lot of
01:09:51.280 other crazy stuff going
01:09:52.240 on one thing that I
01:09:53.740 bro you feel what I'm
01:09:54.440 saying though about that
01:09:55.380 race shit oh bro it's
01:09:56.420 done no I'm just saying
01:09:57.880 like shut the fuck up
01:09:59.780 it's done tell give me an
01:10:01.420 example of where the fuck
01:10:02.520 you where can you where are
01:10:04.960 you blocked out of it
01:10:07.280 doesn't where it doesn't
01:10:08.960 name a bunch of places up
01:10:10.540 until fucking six months
01:10:11.620 ago when they stopped
01:10:12.400 affirmative action that
01:10:13.300 white people are blocked
01:10:14.100 out of mm-hmm
01:10:15.800 nothing happened bro but
01:10:18.020 uh let's throw some more
01:10:19.460 BS here because uh it was
01:10:21.420 going on Twitter I found
01:10:22.560 this guy Morgan 10
01:10:23.700 tingly tingly let's read
01:10:27.140 his tweet read his tweet
01:10:28.520 you want to read it the
01:10:30.020 insanity of being a fire
01:10:32.240 ecologist in the epicenter
01:10:34.820 of a major fire event bags
01:10:37.240 packed ready to evacuate
01:10:39.120 watching active fire from my
01:10:41.260 window while taking media
01:10:42.800 requests and explaining to
01:10:44.080 the public for the 100th
01:10:45.960 thousandth time how climate
01:10:48.300 change is largely
01:10:49.300 responsible for this you
01:10:51.380 sir are a fucking idiot
01:10:53.700 they got no water they got
01:10:56.380 no staff they got no
01:10:57.640 resources they got fucking
01:10:59.760 but but it's climate change
01:11:01.940 right climate change
01:11:03.200 these people these people
01:11:05.300 want it to be climate change
01:11:06.980 to push they would love
01:11:09.340 their city to burn to push
01:11:12.000 their religion which is
01:11:13.360 climate mm-hmm they're not
01:11:15.340 saying dude the 17 million
01:11:17.080 dollars that was cut out the
01:11:18.220 budget that had nothing to
01:11:19.180 do fucking the way they
01:11:20.200 spend it what's that gonna
01:11:21.080 be one fire truck they're
01:11:22.240 right you know I'm saying
01:11:23.220 like 17 million these
01:11:25.860 fuckers in California been
01:11:27.120 milking their citizens look
01:11:28.700 dude here's the reality
01:11:29.720 people in California go with
01:11:31.580 the flow people that's why
01:11:32.540 they fucking live there no
01:11:33.900 one really gives a fuck
01:11:34.860 they're like fuck it up if
01:11:36.260 you go to California to talk
01:11:37.360 to someone about the taxes
01:11:38.240 you know what they say they
01:11:39.620 all say the same shit look
01:11:40.740 around dude look at the
01:11:42.300 weather mm-hmm it's a
01:11:43.360 weather tax fuck this is
01:11:44.720 beautiful I get it that's
01:11:46.520 crazy okay but these people
01:11:47.860 don't pay attention to how
01:11:49.200 their money is miss
01:11:50.180 appropriated and stolen from
01:11:52.760 them it's crazy because
01:11:55.100 they're they're they're just
01:11:56.000 go with the flow type people
01:11:57.220 bro they're like fuck it I'll
01:11:58.360 pay it look how beautiful it
01:11:59.840 is and I agree California is
01:12:01.040 a beautiful place but fuck
01:12:02.700 dude these people have been
01:12:03.620 stealing your money for years
01:12:05.060 and years and years and years
01:12:06.000 and years driving up the cost
01:12:08.140 of property driving up the
01:12:09.680 cost of living making it
01:12:11.320 unaffordable to fucking even
01:12:13.180 exist there unless you're
01:12:14.920 making a million bucks a
01:12:15.940 year you know what I mean
01:12:17.220 bro it's impossible bro
01:12:18.300 people gotta fucking wake up
01:12:20.940 dude Morgan no he's never
01:12:24.400 gonna wake up let's play a
01:12:27.540 game let's play a game so on
01:12:29.140 this fire stuff you know like
01:12:30.220 I said a lot of people been
01:12:30.860 coming out talking about this
01:12:32.080 we're gonna play a little
01:12:33.140 game it's called who said it
01:12:35.080 okay so we'll put a little
01:12:37.060 tweet up and I want you to
01:12:38.540 figure out who said this okay
01:12:39.660 here's here's here's the
01:12:41.340 quote we sent over 250
01:12:44.020 billion dollars to Ukraine
01:12:45.760 but we can't get enough water
01:12:47.260 to fight fires in California I
01:12:49.400 pray for everyone's well-being
01:12:50.580 during this time of
01:12:51.400 difficulty who said that I mean
01:12:56.480 it's a rapper it's I get a
01:12:58.840 hint mm-hmm yeah it's a
01:12:59.900 rapper what kind of rapper good
01:13:02.960 one or a bad one ah oh that's a
01:13:05.340 tough question depends on who
01:13:06.860 yeah I'll tell you he's
01:13:08.220 wearing he probably would wear
01:13:09.960 black air force ones 50 cent
01:13:13.120 waka flaka flame oh all right
01:13:15.680 waka flaka waka flaka we had
01:13:17.420 some good music back there
01:13:18.340 sounds good guess that was a
01:13:19.760 good that was decent guess that
01:13:20.820 was that was good yeah yeah he's
01:13:22.440 been trying to walk and says
01:13:23.420 some real shit bro he's been on
01:13:24.840 the he's been on the right track
01:13:25.760 he's better than that piles dude
01:13:27.900 yeah he's probably you probably I'd
01:13:29.740 imagine piles what the fuck's his
01:13:31.560 name plies plies that guy's a
01:13:33.780 that guy's a fucking moron yeah
01:13:38.220 that's it I don't even know who
01:13:40.040 the fuck that is bro that he is he's
01:13:43.440 a fucking idiot yeah man oh that guy
01:13:46.960 should stick to whatever the fuck he
01:13:48.160 does I guess he's a rapper okay go
01:13:50.680 rap maybe yeah I mean he wasn't he
01:13:52.780 wasn't good at that either but yeah on
01:13:54.880 top of that 250 Biden also just sent
01:13:56.840 500 million man guys pray for the
01:13:58.820 people of California yeah I mean it's
01:14:01.600 heavy out there and do the pigeon
01:14:03.900 bro it's sad as fuck bro it's sad
01:14:06.320 dude California is so mismanaged and
01:14:09.220 it's finally come to a head where it's
01:14:11.180 you know it's ruining like bro you
01:14:15.660 know how long it's gonna take to
01:14:16.700 rebuild and fucking revegetate the
01:14:18.960 the area it's a fucking wasteland bro
01:14:23.480 and I don't know there's it seems like
01:14:25.700 there's more to it dude you know
01:14:27.640 Hollywood's been losing steam
01:14:29.340 Hollywood's been losing uh clout and
01:14:32.300 trust for so long and people don't
01:14:34.780 give a fuck about the movies they're
01:14:35.960 making because they're making shitty
01:14:36.960 movies now that are all bullshit um
01:14:39.880 it's just interesting that now all of
01:14:42.240 a sudden this is all just going up and
01:14:44.700 I don't know what to think bro honestly
01:14:46.140 yeah yeah guys jumping on this
01:14:48.400 conversation down in the comments let
01:14:50.020 us know what you guys think I mean
01:14:51.520 look at that guy that firefighter bro
01:14:53.120 he looks just fucking he's like looks
01:14:54.760 defeated yeah what the fuck can I
01:14:56.920 even do you can't do anything
01:14:59.340 sucks dude yeah man yeah guys let us
01:15:02.480 know down in the comments what you
01:15:03.640 guys should have never happened they
01:15:05.220 should always be with the the climate
01:15:07.560 and the fucking droughts and the and
01:15:10.300 the way California is how do they not
01:15:12.760 have the best preparation for these
01:15:14.740 types of things that's the thing but
01:15:15.780 like that's when you start peeling
01:15:16.900 back the shit I mean it's hard to say
01:15:18.820 that it wasn't fucking intentional you
01:15:20.380 don't drain fucking reservoirs that
01:15:22.200 fill up your fire brother I agree you
01:15:24.080 know I'm saying again you look at
01:15:25.380 every place it feels intentional to me
01:15:26.920 too bro you know I hate to say that
01:15:29.340 but it just does the truth yeah I
01:15:31.280 mean well I'm not gonna say it's the
01:15:32.240 truth but it feels that way it makes
01:15:34.280 too much fucking sense to not be that
01:15:36.500 you know like and that's been every
01:15:38.080 fucking natural disaster this country
01:15:39.460 has had to deal with Maui fires yeah
01:15:41.060 the shit in Asheville like you look
01:15:42.960 along the lines you go back a couple
01:15:44.460 of months and there were some things
01:15:45.620 that were you know done at those times
01:15:49.540 that made no sense no big deal all
01:15:51.580 right you want to save some fucking
01:15:52.560 salmon cool but then oh boom oh we're
01:15:55.280 not prepared doesn't make sense man
01:15:57.500 guys let us know what you guys think
01:15:59.120 down in the comments with that being
01:16:00.420 said let's get to our third and final
01:16:01.460 headline guys we got headline number
01:16:02.720 three uh Trump's got a new uh nickname
01:16:05.920 from the uh from the left oh really
01:16:09.840 yeah sure it's great yeah sure it's
01:16:11.880 hilarious they called him everything I
01:16:13.440 mean he's been called damn near
01:16:14.520 everything Hitler yeah Nazi
01:16:16.440 misogynist yeah rapist racist uh-huh
01:16:20.000 fucking all the is got a new one all the
01:16:22.160 isms he's all of them bro it's
01:16:24.400 amazing I didn't realize this but if
01:16:26.340 you put an ist on the end of anything
01:16:28.980 it just sounds bad yeah I'm saying like
01:16:31.840 chickenist like they've done it they've
01:16:33.940 done it all uh he's got a new nickname
01:16:36.040 bro with all of his uh his things did
01:16:38.200 you say chickenist
01:16:39.480 z-shot does that sound bad what is a
01:16:44.200 chickenist I don't know that's above my
01:16:46.840 is that someone that loves chicken or is
01:16:48.760 that someone that hates chicken
01:16:49.840 well a pianist you know I'm saying are
01:16:53.920 you are you exclusively chicken are you
01:16:56.220 exclusively no chicken
01:16:57.420 you know I'm saying I've never met a
01:17:02.820 person who's no chicken at all that's
01:17:06.420 what I'm saying a pianist yeah but a
01:17:08.060 penis a pianist you're a pianist I'm a
01:17:11.160 pianist yeah I'm a pianist yep does that
01:17:14.620 mean all
01:17:15.240 in your case it means all yeah right
01:17:21.760 yeah well he's got a new nickname uh
01:17:23.980 with all of his new agendas he's been
01:17:25.520 pushing out let's check his new nickname
01:17:27.140 this is coming from NBC this is good
01:17:29.220 uh pressure on China and pure trolling
01:17:31.960 why Trump is pushing an expansionist
01:17:34.640 agenda now he's an expansionist what the
01:17:38.540 fuck does that even mean I mean see
01:17:40.160 this is they're gonna continue to call
01:17:41.920 him Hitler bro is that what it is yeah
01:17:43.540 he's trying to expand his empire yeah
01:17:45.920 well it's not that it's it's that
01:17:47.820 let's go go through the topic and we'll
01:17:53.820 talk about it yeah dude I might get off
01:17:55.820 on some fucking tangent yeah NBC is
01:17:57.980 wildin bro so let's check this article
01:17:59.920 out so in the final weeks before Donald
01:18:02.060 Trump returns to the White House the
01:18:03.720 focus of his public remarks has not been
01:18:06.860 about the confirmations of his cabinet
01:18:08.680 picks or on key parts of his campaign
01:18:11.180 agenda like mass deportation or lowering
01:18:13.200 prices instead Trump who has criticized
01:18:16.300 US military involvement in other
01:18:18.000 countries is advocating for America to
01:18:20.660 gain more global territory including by
01:18:23.000 force if necessary call it his annexation
01:18:27.340 agenda in recent days Trump has
01:18:29.180 repeatedly pushed the idea that he will
01:18:30.940 take over Greenland from Denmark reclaim
01:18:33.720 the Panama Canal and after the United
01:18:36.760 States returned it to the Panamanian
01:18:38.380 government decades ago and absorb Canada
01:18:41.000 into the United States Trump said he is
01:18:43.540 keeping the option of using the military
01:18:45.740 to gain control of Greenland and the
01:18:47.660 Panama Canal on the table while saying he
01:18:50.020 will exert economic force to pressure
01:18:51.960 Canada to join the United States he also
01:18:53.860 said he wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico
01:18:56.500 and the Denali North America's Talix peaks
01:19:00.260 now it's interesting whatever okay he's an
01:19:03.840 expansionist got it now the Greenland
01:19:06.400 situation I looked a little bit more into
01:19:07.820 this that's interesting because also
01:19:10.660 coming from NBC they're saying this
01:19:12.260 Greenlanders are worried to find
01:19:14.860 themselves on Trump's shopping list that's
01:19:16.980 not true it's not true that's total
01:19:19.400 bullshit bro yeah it's not true and
01:19:22.700 that's like I love how they paint this
01:19:24.220 right like as in like that's the
01:19:25.560 majority right there's 56,000 people that
01:19:27.720 live in fucking Greenland that's it yeah
01:19:29.220 now by the way most of them want to be a
01:19:31.040 part of America most of them do right
01:19:32.680 because you know what the alternative is
01:19:33.940 for them to be a part of Russia and China
01:19:35.820 and they know it so this is a this is a
01:19:39.480 highly misleading fucking headline bro and
01:19:42.260 what this really has to do with is natural
01:19:44.100 resources and China geographical fucking
01:19:48.760 that's right yeah that's correct and
01:19:50.560 Russia has 60 ice-breaking natural
01:19:53.140 resource vessels we have to one of them
01:19:55.900 just burned down right okay so what this
01:19:58.720 is about is this is about the exploration
01:20:01.600 and claiming of the natural resources
01:20:05.100 that exist north of the of the border for
01:20:09.680 us all right because if we don't they
01:20:12.080 will and that's what's happening so it
01:20:14.240 becomes a it's not it's not like hey we
01:20:18.120 want to just have Canada and we want to
01:20:20.100 have Greenland that's not what it is bro
01:20:21.900 what it is is we have to protect America
01:20:24.840 and the people of Canada and Greenland
01:20:26.720 from these other places that are
01:20:30.800 geographically on the other side of the
01:20:32.100 world so if you're in Greenland or you're
01:20:33.820 in Canada would you rather join the
01:20:35.020 United States or would you rather be a
01:20:36.240 part of China right or Russia that's
01:20:38.120 what we're both Canada is pretty close
01:20:39.840 to joining China of course I mean there
01:20:41.820 but that's that's what this is about
01:20:43.280 bro it's not just about they're painting
01:20:45.280 it as Trump's a fucking land thirsty
01:20:49.060 expansionist like in and dude there's
01:20:52.120 another human being that lived that did
01:20:54.380 these things that they said this same
01:20:57.640 thing about isn't that crazy well I think
01:21:01.780 it's also important to like you said
01:21:03.000 56,000 citizens are in Greenland but like
01:21:06.660 they're not talking to anybody that are
01:21:08.820 like any actual Greenlanders right so I
01:21:11.280 got a clip for you guys this is an actual
01:21:12.960 Greenlander let's check this out like if
01:21:15.180 you could tell Trump anything what would
01:21:16.820 it be
01:21:17.200 buy us
01:21:18.200 buy Greenland
01:21:19.720 buy Greenland
01:21:20.740 why do you want Trump to buy Greenland
01:21:22.320 because we don't want to be colonized by
01:21:23.920 Danish government anymore we get ripped
01:21:26.040 every year about our minerals from
01:21:29.240 Greenland we are the richest nation in
01:21:30.900 the world and we don't get to use it
01:21:32.820 Denmark's using us too much
01:21:34.220 do you like America
01:21:35.820 I love America but people are too
01:21:38.580 familiar with it
01:21:39.660 people are what what do you say
01:21:43.000 people are what
01:21:45.020 but people are too friendly over there
01:21:47.840 too fat
01:21:48.520 too friendly over there
01:21:50.300 I think he said too fat
01:21:51.640 too fat
01:21:52.140 but people are too friendly over there
01:21:55.680 he said fat
01:21:57.700 the motherfucker's fat too
01:21:59.320 I mean
01:21:59.500 what the fuck you talking about bro
01:22:01.100 you fit right in bro
01:22:01.660 yeah
01:22:01.960 fuck you fat ass
01:22:03.980 no he said Donald Trump Jr
01:22:06.140 no he said Don Jr up there
01:22:07.980 but like people they had a very good
01:22:09.640 reception
01:22:09.880 yeah bro
01:22:10.340 people loved him
01:22:10.880 yeah
01:22:11.260 you know
01:22:12.080 look man this is
01:22:13.980 this is about setting up
01:22:15.980 our side of the world
01:22:17.640 not Canada
01:22:19.300 not Greenland
01:22:20.800 but our side of the world
01:22:22.440 humans
01:22:22.920 to keep from becoming
01:22:25.660 their side of the world
01:22:26.820 that's what this is about
01:22:28.060 look dude
01:22:29.040 he's uniting
01:22:30.260 the West
01:22:32.180 what if we pay for it already
01:22:33.520 bro
01:22:33.980 no shit
01:22:34.600 I mean shit
01:22:35.680 but I do like that he's
01:22:37.860 straight up like
01:22:39.060 did you see the fucking tweet
01:22:41.140 that Elon said
01:22:41.920 to fucking Trudeau
01:22:42.920 where he's like
01:22:44.400 girl
01:22:44.660 he said girl
01:22:45.300 you're not even the governor
01:22:46.800 of America anymore
01:22:48.380 bro
01:22:50.920 oh man
01:22:52.440 that's great
01:22:52.960 this is what a time to be alive
01:22:54.600 dude it's weird times
01:22:55.940 yeah
01:22:56.340 it's weird and interesting times
01:22:57.840 I just wanted to throw that in
01:22:58.760 see what you thought about that
01:22:59.860 guys
01:23:00.280 there's no doubt in the comments
01:23:01.740 I think Trump knows
01:23:03.020 exactly what the fuck
01:23:04.040 he's doing
01:23:04.540 and I do
01:23:05.300 I think you should let him do it
01:23:06.560 I think there's gonna be
01:23:07.960 I'm just gonna say this
01:23:10.900 on the show
01:23:11.440 because
01:23:11.780 I do wanna say this
01:23:13.280 but I think there's gonna be
01:23:14.660 a major announcement
01:23:15.920 about Ukraine
01:23:16.760 in the next year or so
01:23:18.320 that people are gonna get
01:23:19.280 fucking pissed about
01:23:20.180 oh I know what you're talking about
01:23:21.460 yeah
01:23:21.700 mm-hmm
01:23:22.300 yeah
01:23:22.560 mm-hmm
01:23:23.400 there's
01:23:23.720 they'll be there
01:23:24.440 yeah
01:23:24.920 that's right
01:23:25.760 they'll have no choice
01:23:26.620 and
01:23:26.920 that was the plan all along
01:23:28.460 I agree
01:23:28.980 and people
01:23:30.240 when it happens
01:23:30.940 people are gonna be like
01:23:31.700 what the fuck
01:23:32.500 mm-hmm
01:23:33.000 and
01:23:33.560 we should say it
01:23:34.360 I mean
01:23:34.980 marketing history
01:23:35.780 you know
01:23:36.860 I think they're gonna
01:23:37.940 name it the new Israel
01:23:39.460 Israel be the new Ukraine
01:23:42.180 that's
01:23:42.720 that's what I personally think
01:23:44.460 speculation show
01:23:45.600 it is speculation
01:23:46.280 but
01:23:46.960 you heard it here first
01:23:48.400 yeah
01:23:48.960 guys
01:23:49.780 we'll see
01:23:50.180 we'll see
01:23:50.920 yeah
01:23:51.340 we shall see
01:23:51.920 you'll see
01:23:53.340 guys
01:23:55.540 let me say
01:23:56.000 let's get to our final segment
01:23:57.220 of the show
01:23:57.800 as always guys
01:23:58.460 we got thumbs up
01:23:59.140 or dumb as fuck
01:23:59.780 that's where we bring a headline in
01:24:00.980 and we talk about it
01:24:02.020 and we get one of those two options
01:24:03.680 so with that being said
01:24:05.000 our thumbs up
01:24:05.660 or dumb as fuck headline reads
01:24:06.840 we're in love
01:24:08.660 so we implanted magnets
01:24:11.140 under our skin
01:24:12.040 that connect
01:24:12.640 when we touch
01:24:13.480 the fuck is wrong
01:24:20.420 with you guys
01:24:21.180 there should be a natural
01:24:23.020 sort of like
01:24:23.880 purge
01:24:24.360 that people do stuff like this
01:24:25.720 it's just
01:24:26.080 gone
01:24:27.120 bro
01:24:27.580 listen
01:24:28.060 I really think this
01:24:29.400 I really think
01:24:30.720 what we should
01:24:31.140 see you and I
01:24:32.680 we think alike
01:24:33.260 alright
01:24:34.100 Zishan's fucking smart
01:24:35.920 motherfucker
01:24:36.400 yeah
01:24:36.780 minus a couple million dollars
01:24:38.160 that's okay
01:24:39.060 we're gonna get there
01:24:40.160 we're gonna get you there
01:24:41.060 I'm gonna get all you fuckers there
01:24:42.620 we're gonna have the best show
01:24:43.840 in the fucking world
01:24:44.500 because the people
01:24:45.280 listening to the show
01:24:45.980 are gonna make us number one
01:24:47.620 and they're gonna make sure
01:24:48.960 that Zishan's got a couple million bucks
01:24:50.900 alright
01:24:51.560 aren't you guys
01:24:53.200 I dropped my GoFundMe
01:24:55.620 for electricity also
01:24:58.160 they're all gonna shop
01:24:59.120 at year 7-Eleven
01:24:59.900 yeah
01:25:00.260 so listen bro
01:25:04.240 here's the plan
01:25:06.160 we give everybody
01:25:07.460 an IQ test
01:25:08.240 okay
01:25:09.260 and if you're below
01:25:10.040 what's the number
01:25:11.820 70
01:25:12.260 if you're below 80
01:25:13.520 oh that's okay
01:25:14.660 alright
01:25:14.940 you go to California
01:25:16.140 wait
01:25:18.420 wait
01:25:20.540 that already happened
01:25:23.180 they're already there
01:25:28.300 alright look
01:25:30.800 new plan
01:25:31.680 okay new plan
01:25:32.280 scratch that one
01:25:32.860 yeah
01:25:33.160 Greenland
01:25:38.160 no we want Greenland
01:25:40.200 Greenland's coming
01:25:40.860 Canada
01:25:42.500 I don't know
01:25:44.400 anyway
01:25:44.920 Ukraine
01:25:46.020 there we go
01:25:47.680 so we move them
01:25:48.980 there
01:25:49.780 before the other move
01:25:51.260 because you know
01:25:56.140 if you're doing that
01:25:56.640 they're gonna be pissed
01:25:57.360 you know what man
01:25:58.720 I think I'm just gonna
01:26:01.000 move to Vail
01:26:01.740 yeah
01:26:02.160 where I was talking
01:26:04.040 to our buddy out there
01:26:05.340 Matt
01:26:05.640 yeah Matt
01:26:06.080 who owns Mountain Standard
01:26:07.800 which by the way
01:26:09.080 best
01:26:10.040 clam chowder
01:26:11.440 on earth
01:26:12.880 I will never
01:26:13.940 fucking ever
01:26:14.840 come off of that statement
01:26:16.960 I mean
01:26:17.460 okay
01:26:18.360 but
01:26:19.200 he told me
01:26:20.620 he's like
01:26:21.060 he's like
01:26:21.640 so why are you going home
01:26:22.720 and I'm like
01:26:23.300 cause I got shit to do
01:26:24.900 he's like
01:26:25.780 you know I came up here
01:26:27.180 17 years ago man
01:26:28.420 I never went home
01:26:29.140 I was like
01:26:31.680 I was like
01:26:32.620 fuck
01:26:33.160 bro you were standing
01:26:34.320 right there
01:26:34.840 and I was like
01:26:35.520 the light went off
01:26:36.240 in my head
01:26:36.660 I'm like
01:26:37.020 do I
01:26:38.400 do I have to go home
01:26:39.540 fuck
01:26:39.840 yeah man
01:26:40.360 it was good
01:26:41.420 it was a good time
01:26:42.160 bro
01:26:42.400 so I
01:26:42.820 you know
01:26:43.100 I just
01:26:43.520 I just feel like
01:26:44.560 he's got the right idea
01:26:46.520 like just stop
01:26:47.500 giving a fuck bro
01:26:48.420 and just go up there
01:26:49.320 and enjoy your life
01:26:50.060 and make the best
01:26:50.680 fucking clam chowder
01:26:51.340 yeah man
01:26:51.760 like
01:26:52.160 I'm trying to bring up
01:26:54.000 all these young bucks
01:26:54.880 teach them all this shit
01:26:56.000 they're putting magnets
01:26:57.160 in their shit
01:26:57.300 I could just be fucking
01:26:58.320 eating clam chowder bro
01:26:59.760 minding my own business
01:27:00.920 I would too
01:27:02.700 I'd eat that every day
01:27:03.500 bro it's some good shit
01:27:04.540 you
01:27:04.820 well you
01:27:05.200 I mean we almost
01:27:05.720 ordered three bowls of it
01:27:06.640 that one time we were there
01:27:07.500 ordered three
01:27:08.100 yeah
01:27:08.500 two bowls
01:27:10.200 and then one with dinner
01:27:10.960 and these were not like
01:27:13.520 massive bowls
01:27:14.280 no I mean
01:27:15.040 but if they were
01:27:15.720 I still would have ate them
01:27:16.680 they were amazing
01:27:19.000 so anyway
01:27:19.480 let's see what these
01:27:20.540 fucking geniuses did
01:27:22.060 this is from New York Post
01:27:23.400 they took their attraction
01:27:24.800 to the next level
01:27:25.700 body modification enthusiast
01:27:29.660 oh god
01:27:30.240 what
01:27:31.840 what
01:27:32.940 what do you picture
01:27:34.640 what do you picture
01:27:36.260 yes
01:27:37.220 it is exactly that
01:27:38.380 it's like one of the people
01:27:39.380 with like the fucking
01:27:40.180 tattooed lizard face
01:27:41.580 and like fucking
01:27:42.500 cuts in their tongue
01:27:43.800 and shit
01:27:44.100 oh they're not that bad
01:27:45.380 no they're not that bad
01:27:46.020 that's not that bad
01:27:46.680 they look pretty normal
01:27:48.100 comparatively
01:27:49.900 all right let's hear it
01:27:51.900 body modification enthusiast
01:27:53.820 Sadie Rendau
01:27:55.200 and her fiance
01:27:56.320 Hannah Hansman
01:27:57.280 um
01:27:58.400 it should be
01:27:59.660 Hannah Hadman
01:28:00.660 oh shit
01:28:06.700 hey that was good
01:28:07.820 no that wasn't good
01:28:08.940 that wasn't good
01:28:09.880 you told 30 jokes
01:28:11.900 earlier in the show
01:28:12.620 that were better than that
01:28:13.320 her name's Hannah
01:28:14.460 Hansman
01:28:15.220 okay
01:28:15.500 keep going
01:28:16.240 she
01:28:17.200 they took the next step
01:28:20.560 in their
01:28:20.900 who did
01:28:22.180 Zeeshan
01:28:22.920 I'm laughing
01:28:23.480 because it's bad
01:28:24.440 Zeeshan
01:28:26.780 hates you
01:28:27.340 okay
01:28:30.800 she took it to the next
01:28:31.600 I can't wait
01:28:31.920 till I tell the story
01:28:32.740 of the intervention
01:28:33.360 I had to have
01:28:33.980 with you fucking guys
01:28:34.960 one day I'm telling
01:28:36.940 this story bro
01:28:37.740 it'll be there
01:28:38.300 yeah
01:28:38.720 it's fine
01:28:39.320 these fucking guys
01:28:40.360 I had to have an
01:28:41.340 intervention in a fucking
01:28:42.280 locker room
01:28:42.920 pull them together
01:28:45.140 make sure they didn't
01:28:45.940 kill each other
01:28:46.660 listen Russia
01:28:47.580 yeah back on the
01:28:49.640 magnets right
01:28:50.280 India and Africa
01:28:52.740 they can have a
01:28:53.620 great relationship
01:28:54.420 alright here it is
01:28:55.420 they took the next
01:28:56.320 step in their
01:28:56.880 commitment to each
01:28:57.740 other by getting
01:28:58.420 magnets implanted
01:29:00.100 beneath their skin
01:29:01.440 that connect
01:29:02.480 when they touch
01:29:03.660 hmm
01:29:04.660 yep
01:29:05.240 where are the
01:29:06.500 magnets
01:29:06.920 where are they
01:29:11.320 does it say
01:29:14.140 oh it says
01:29:15.440 there's a video too
01:29:16.900 alright let's see
01:29:19.340 here's the clips
01:29:21.820 man
01:29:22.140 it's actually not
01:29:23.500 that bad
01:29:23.940 alright here's the
01:29:24.740 clip check that out
01:29:25.880 that's fucking weird
01:29:38.020 man
01:29:38.560 why not just hold
01:29:44.340 hands
01:29:44.860 that's what
01:29:47.560 people that are
01:29:48.660 attracted to each
01:29:49.360 other they hold
01:29:49.900 hands
01:29:50.260 hold hands
01:29:50.780 yeah
01:29:51.060 alright
01:29:52.700 whatever man
01:29:54.240 probably give them
01:29:56.080 a job as a
01:29:56.600 firefighter
01:29:57.600 qualifies them
01:30:00.880 yeah I mean
01:30:04.740 you know
01:30:05.180 they can
01:30:05.520 hold the hose
01:30:06.320 better
01:30:06.620 hold the hose
01:30:08.500 better
01:30:08.900 it's the only
01:30:09.580 hose they're
01:30:10.020 holding
01:30:10.280 fire department
01:30:19.500 fire department's got
01:30:19.720 big hoses
01:30:20.460 yeah big hoses
01:30:21.100 yeah
01:30:21.620 hmm
01:30:22.420 what are we giving
01:30:23.420 this man
01:30:23.940 you know what man
01:30:25.020 all jokes aside
01:30:26.680 whatever makes you
01:30:27.820 happy dude
01:30:28.220 I don't give a fuck
01:30:29.300 I really don't
01:30:30.160 I don't give a fuck
01:30:30.940 as long as you're
01:30:31.580 this is the whole
01:30:32.460 thing
01:30:32.880 I don't care
01:30:34.400 as long as you're
01:30:35.160 not hurting me
01:30:36.020 or trying to take
01:30:37.120 my fucking rights
01:30:38.080 away I don't care
01:30:39.080 fuck whatever you
01:30:40.380 want to do unless
01:30:41.180 they're kids
01:30:41.680 do whatever I don't
01:30:43.760 care
01:30:44.000 yeah
01:30:44.320 but don't demand
01:30:45.540 that you get to be
01:30:46.220 CEO because you're
01:30:47.760 fucking victimized
01:30:49.160 of some sort
01:30:49.780 like motherfucker
01:30:50.780 you either are or
01:30:52.420 you aren't
01:30:52.940 you're good enough
01:30:53.880 or you're not
01:30:54.500 and if you happen
01:30:56.660 to be a body
01:30:58.460 modification specialist
01:30:59.940 and you're the best
01:31:01.440 most qualified person
01:31:02.600 to be fucking the
01:31:03.960 chief of fire
01:31:05.060 department
01:31:05.460 cool
01:31:06.000 I don't care
01:31:07.340 but can we please
01:31:08.220 get back to that
01:31:08.840 shit
01:31:09.060 that's all I'm
01:31:10.240 saying
01:31:10.460 you heard it here
01:31:11.260 first guys
01:31:11.880 live laugh love
01:31:12.780 guys
01:31:15.980 I got I got
01:31:17.240 nothing
01:31:17.460 that is all I got
01:31:18.800 that's all I got
01:31:19.360 too
01:31:19.520 I gave it all
01:31:20.520 all right guys
01:31:23.760 don't be a hoe
01:31:25.620 share the show
01:31:26.540 went from sleeping
01:31:28.240 on the floor
01:31:29.080 now my jewelry
01:31:29.900 box froze
01:31:30.800 fuck a pole
01:31:31.580 fuck a stove
01:31:32.420 counted millions
01:31:33.300 in the cold
01:31:34.120 bad bitch
01:31:34.960 booted slow
01:31:35.740 got her on
01:31:36.660 bankroll
01:31:37.400 can't fold
01:31:38.280 doesn't know
01:31:39.080 headshot
01:31:39.900 case
01:31:40.380 close
01:31:40.780 close