REAL AF with Andy Frisella

00:00:00.000 what is up guys it's andy priscilla and this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies

00:00:21.040 the fakeness and delusions of modern society welcome to motherfucking reality guys today

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00:02:39.320 the show all right um if it makes you think if it makes you laugh it gives you a new perspective

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00:02:49.900 sure the show all right what's up dude what's going on man nothing yeah so with you oh you know

00:02:55.780 lubricating the lips lubricating the lips man that shit gets addicting when we were up in colorado bro 0.82

00:03:01.920 i went through like two tubes of fucking a fucking chapstick i didn't use that shit here it's different 0.99

00:03:07.800 up there man it's different up there bro my beard was falling out your beard was falling out

00:03:13.900 yeah really yeah no it wasn't no no like legit like i could comb and shit was just going out 0.84

00:03:19.000 really uh like it was it was wondering what all those pews were coming from finding all over the

00:03:24.040 house and shit no i guess that was your beard hair yeah i gotta keep it oiled you know i gotta 0.87

00:03:29.160 i've been using some beard balm for about the last six months yeah and uh i don't normally uh i'm gonna

00:03:35.520 have to find the name of it because it is it's some i can't remember the name off top of my head

00:03:39.420 yeah but uh fuck dude it's good well they name that shit like like you know the people that drink 0.78

00:03:44.100 those ipa beers yeah for sure it's definitely some hippie ass weirdo you know fucking colorado 0.90

00:03:51.720 shit moose fat yeah right but i'll tell you what i'll tell you what it's damn good ipas can be kind 0.60

00:03:58.400 i like it you know dude when we were up in colorado bro i love the beers yeah that mountain uh

00:04:03.380 mountain lager yeah that was good you know so it's like bro we didn't even have a bad meal there we

00:04:08.800 have a bad meal a bad drink we have a bad day not a bad day i'm i'm thinking the yard sale was

00:04:15.660 pretty bad my shoulder was you're fine yeah don't be a pussy all right we i'm thinking to open up a 1.00

00:04:20.660 remote office up there in vale bro i'm not kidding bro i'm gonna fucking go up there yeah you guys are 0.97

00:04:25.920 gonna come to we're gonna record the show once a day and then we're gonna go ski and fucking 0.98

00:04:29.720 snowboard and snowmobile how's that sound you guys in no i'm down no i can replace you all i'm no i'm

00:04:36.700 i'm there all right fuck these guys and then we'll build a little first form uh gym right we'll get 0.95

00:04:43.380 everybody little houses and for their families it'd be fucking great dude sick yeah you in joe all right 0.91

00:04:50.360 joe why you got your hood on it's cold in here he's got his black air force ones on you better

00:04:57.140 be careful bro i'm serious somewhere we are making a remote uh studio you guys tell us where it should

00:05:07.100 be i actually think they'll be a terrible spot because no one's gonna fucking fly there well 0.93

00:05:10.700 you got bad reception i know i've been looking in austin and nashville austin and nashville would be

00:05:15.180 sick yeah um spend the winters down in austin when it's like somewhat warm yeah fucking get get 0.89

00:05:22.120 a you know go out on the fucking boat you know i'm saying how close they got lake austin there okay 0.98

00:05:27.520 i was in like travis some of the coolest lakes ever no shit yeah huh yeah i like to swim but austin is 0.52

00:05:33.380 very it's getting liberal and stuff is it yeah but i mean that shit's over yeah i'm fun of them yeah

00:05:38.800 we're past that bump you know the fuck out of here what i'm talking to them oh yeah yeah we're 0.74

00:05:44.260 past that little huh all right yeah man anyway well let's do remote studio coming soon no more

00:05:50.240 winters in missouri pick the location it's gonna be cold we're gonna go skiing well my only thing

00:05:55.100 with the cobra as long as it's doing something dude i just don't like the gray you know i don't i don't

00:06:00.300 like the cold does not bother me but it was sunny in colorado yeah it was 20 fucking degrees 0.90

00:06:04.720 everybody's outside chilling yeah it was fine drinking their mountain moose fat bro real talk if i could

00:06:12.580 stay in shape and feel good about myself and like wake up every day and drink beer outside on a cold

00:06:18.220 patio like up in colorado that would be my life it'd be pretty sweet but i would be fat as fuck 0.89

00:06:24.080 it wouldn't be good yeah it'd be good but not good yeah no i get it all right sweet man well let's get

00:06:30.340 into it guys we got a lot of stuff to cover we're gonna go to china first before we even get to the

00:06:35.600 stuff i just want to china we gotta go to china we're not having a remote studio in china bro no

00:06:41.860 no not china no no that would not be good but i fucking hate black people there bro they do 1.00

00:06:46.120 they hate them i think they hate them worse in japan listen i mean like i get it you know

00:06:50.060 i mean no not like that like i mean i i understand there's cultural differences man yeah you know i get

00:06:58.300 it uh but uh gotta go chat dude i just thought this was interesting so this is like making like

00:07:03.560 big headlines right now this is what's happening at the moment um china is now reporting five cases

00:07:11.960 of mpox monkey pox monkey pox okay didn't they already try this they tried well but hold on

00:07:20.620 so this is like a brand new thing for china china didn't have it and now they got they got five new

00:07:27.800 cases all right now the articles they've been going around they've been trying to downsize this right

00:07:32.340 and uh china said on thursday uh that it recorded five cases of a new mpox strain uh but that the

00:07:40.320 outbreak has been effectively handled okay now how does mpox spread right because the article tries

00:07:47.200 to spread through gay sex or no doesn't it that's how you got it 0.97

00:07:56.260 no it's real uh world health organization and monkey pox public health advice for gay bisexual 0.99

00:08:04.900 and other men who have sex with men it's a like it's kind of wait wait read this monkey pox public

00:08:11.860 health advice for gay bisexual and other men who have sex with men those are gay men

00:08:16.600 you don't get to have sex with a man and not say you're gay yeah that's fucking gay yeah i mean 0.52

00:08:23.180 you are you you are you are gay but i'm not just thought this is like i could just picture like

00:08:30.440 you know the the chinese politicians and health doctors right they see the first case pop up dude

00:08:35.940 wasn't me oh no wasn't me i don't know how i got it must be a new airborne version and i love too

00:08:44.760 though like if you read the article they they say that uh the outbreak has been

00:08:49.520 jumped from his butt yeah right right yeah you know i fucking saw it dude but the outbreak has 0.92

00:08:59.460 been effectively handled i wonder how they killed those people bro yeah they did they fucking chopped 0.94

00:09:05.000 all their heads off no more outbreak oh fuck dude why do they allow us to podcast i don't know man i 0.97

00:09:16.040 just you know

00:09:16.700 i love the new arrow we're moving into hey man it's awesome i'm just saying man like you know

00:09:28.060 you were becoming wow that's how those guys got monkey box those guys got it he's got it bro it's

00:09:36.960 just i just love it like you know what'd you do google fucking asian people asian gay people 0.98

00:09:41.780 you do not want to check my search history okay putting these fucking shows together it gets crazy 0.98

00:09:49.240 it gets weird but dude um but man i just thought that was hilarious it's like thursday morning 9 a.m

00:09:55.280 five new strains thursday morning 9 10 it's been effectively handled they fucking cleared it out 0.98

00:10:02.380 so i don't know i just thought that was interesting man guys uh we got a lot of stuff to cover uh

00:10:07.960 that's the show monkey box it'll get you it'll get you man oh man fuck dude yeah i got a lot of 0.94

00:10:17.180 stuff to cover man but guys i don't know how i got the monkey box what i don't know

00:10:21.720 mr dj you've got the clap how'd you get it

00:10:27.400 i don't know i have no idea

00:10:30.760 fuck dude all right you have to start the show 0.96

00:10:37.160 hey what do uh what do uh chinese people do during an erection i don't know they vote what 0.81

00:10:44.740 today is the erection

00:10:51.040 all right that's enough sorry guys listen i love chinese food it's all good

00:10:57.580 stir-fried fucking kitten

00:10:59.800 i love it too bro you like chinese food you motherfuckers who likes chinese food in here 0.87

00:11:07.560 all right all of us it's okay what do you like better you like pretty much like down on the list

00:11:13.380 i like baklava you like what do you like uh bosnian food is that your favorite no probably

00:11:18.180 italian hey what was the thing i got a question italian food good italian food is fucking hard to 0.91

00:11:23.240 beat what was the thing did you see dalila's post on new year's the bosnian food there was like

00:11:30.880 sandwiches and like all kinds of shit no i didn't see it is there like some sort of custom

00:11:35.240 bosnian thing that they do on new year's with the food no it's probably just a celebration

00:11:39.780 oh i know but like is there like do they do just all hot dogs or what do they do

00:11:44.520 i mean they got a special sandwich or something what's like the state sandwich what's what's the

00:11:52.100 what's the if you were to say yeah like what's the national national bosnian bosnian type food

00:11:58.000 i would probably say like uh a donor a donor yeah it's like a kebab yeah a donor it's like a euro

00:12:06.120 a gyro it's like that yeah like you go to europe and they got like this all the big land oh fuck 1.00

00:12:13.020 those are so good bro bro when they take the pita and they like bro soak up the fucking juices bro 0.96

00:12:18.400 and then they serve and then they serve what's called frites with the with the potatoes they're

00:12:23.620 double fried fries bro belgium has the best french fries no fucking question yeah yeah and they serve 0.84

00:12:29.280 them on the street they're called frites they're double fried french fries they are the fucking best

00:12:33.520 thing that you ever eat and then you get a donor kebab with it you're doing good yeah all right yeah

00:12:38.700 it's a good day is there a good restaurant here that has them barracks where's that uh it's vivo mill

00:12:43.800 what's that it's limay and uh of course it's limay okay of course limay yeah yeah well good food's

00:12:52.740 good food right man it is it is i was just curious yeah all right no listen we get cultural here what

00:12:58.220 kind of food you guys eat okay no see sean what do you guys got over in india bro can we go there

00:13:05.620 real quick i do have a serious cultural question yeah all right because i was watching this video the

00:13:10.200 other day of this guy like you know india's famous for like the street vendors right i think all they're

00:13:16.320 famous for famous for a lot stopping fans with tongues um but like this dude was making like this

00:13:23.180 little street food but it just looked like all spices that was going in there like it was just

00:13:28.360 like a bunch of like sauces like there was no bro that's that's why they all shit in the street 0.94

00:13:33.520 it's all spices bro it's not it's not that they don't have a place to shit it's they can't hold it

00:13:41.700 you gotta go yeah man fuck it is what it is everybody gets it because the food's so spicy 0.65

00:13:50.060 all your indian uh base audience base is so angry right now no they're not no they are they're like 0.93

00:14:01.060 yeah that's right yeah bro here's one thing i know about the indian audience base they got senses of

00:14:06.780 humor oh that's right yeah indians by you can make fun of indians they fucking love it absolutely 1.00

00:14:11.720 they make fun of you back too though absolutely yeah and then steal your credit card information

00:14:16.820 no man no they don't that's americans bro

00:14:21.580 indians are trustworthy people bro they're intelligent trustworthy people it doesn't matter

00:14:28.760 they shit in the street 0.67

00:14:29.600 with their hand it's all right you use toilet paper don't you

00:14:38.160 i'll make the world record for folding the toilet paper i know that motherfucker folds he does it 1.00

00:15:01.780 perfect i guarantee it it's like an origami

00:15:03.800 that's how i started in the bathroom

00:15:09.060 oh never mind i was gonna say paper airplanes

00:15:12.240 that was my pass he's not arab bro

00:15:17.100 all right man all right yeah so we're canceled

00:15:22.720 that's it now that we have all the racism out of the way let's start the show yes

00:15:27.820 oh man guys it's a hot one today but uh

00:15:33.640 fuck dude what the fuck are we doing

00:15:39.840 i used to talk about like how to make money

00:15:44.880 business yeah like smarts yeah business decisions

00:15:48.720 we're talking about poop and shitting in the street 0.97

00:15:51.560 i look at our range gay chinese people are shitting on the street in india

00:15:56.100 how to make billions of dollars yeah right

00:15:57.980 buy my course

00:15:59.300 yeah

00:15:59.920 fuck dude

00:16:02.840 live like me buy my 997 dollars

00:16:06.200 show you how to wipe your ass with origami 0.95

00:16:08.520 all right let's do a show otherwise everybody's gonna quit listening

00:16:14.880 let's do it yeah

00:16:15.780 um guys you know how this works man if you want to see any of these articles these pictures links videos

00:16:21.460 go to andyfussella.com you guys can check them all link there for you with that being said

00:16:25.220 let's get to our first set of headlines

00:16:27.300 uh headline number one

00:16:29.300 uh so um jimmy carter died

00:16:33.380 yeah i saw that right finally

00:16:35.540 am i i'll say it finally

00:16:37.980 yeah i wouldn't want to live that out

00:16:40.820 fuck bro did you see him 0.88

00:16:42.120 how would you want like bro you

00:16:44.120 look dude this is something i don't understand about people

00:16:46.620 yeah

00:16:47.000 it's like people make all these sacrifices to try and do like

00:16:51.240 like have you ever seen that documentary on that dude

00:16:53.400 that spends all that shit trying to like live longer 0.61

00:16:56.160 uh what's his name brandon is it brandon johnson or something like that

00:16:59.460 he takes like a legit 120 pills in a day

00:17:02.360 yeah but he also does like

00:17:04.120 like his whole day is consumed with it right

00:17:06.920 yeah

00:17:07.320 his whole house is set up for it

00:17:09.000 yeah and that's fine i get you're into it

00:17:10.900 and whatever you're into whatever makes you happy

00:17:12.600 i'm not gonna fucking dog you out on it 0.70

00:17:14.080 but here's the thing that i think about when i see that

00:17:16.480 it's like bro

00:17:17.960 why would you put in all this work

00:17:23.280 i mean it's one thing to like put in all this work

00:17:25.260 and be healthy as long as you can right

00:17:27.480 but then after there's a point of like return

00:17:31.080 like you get to be like 80

00:17:32.480 and shit just gets fucked up 0.98

00:17:34.480 you know maybe it's 90

00:17:36.040 and then you spend like you like

00:17:38.020 you're you're doing all this shit 0.61

00:17:39.700 so you get extra 20 years of laying in a fucking 0.99

00:17:41.860 you know

00:17:42.900 being in a decrepit breaking body

00:17:46.500 yeah but i don't

00:17:47.300 that's not for me

00:17:48.180 it's weird man

00:17:48.740 it's not for me

00:17:49.500 yeah

00:17:49.860 like i don't i don't

00:17:50.820 i want to hit the sweet spot

00:17:52.560 i want to have like the good 40 years of fucking badass shit 0.84

00:17:55.760 and then

00:17:56.160 maybe 50

00:17:56.940 yeah

00:17:57.440 and then you know

00:17:58.900 i just go away

00:17:59.980 yeah

00:18:00.360 you know what i'm saying

00:18:01.340 like

00:18:02.240 i've had enough everybody shit by then 0.71

00:18:04.800 yeah dude i don't i don't

00:18:06.340 i don't

00:18:07.020 i do think

00:18:07.860 i do think

00:18:08.760 that we are drastically

00:18:11.000 uh limited

00:18:12.840 in our lifespan

00:18:13.660 intentionally

00:18:14.620 yeah

00:18:15.200 by the powers that be

00:18:16.500 in terms of uh

00:18:18.280 well there's food and all that other shit

00:18:20.140 food chemicals

00:18:21.080 airborne

00:18:22.060 fucking uh

00:18:23.700 shit they put in the air

00:18:25.760 like i i think

00:18:26.920 i think our true lifespan

00:18:28.260 is much longer than

00:18:29.240 what we've been told

00:18:30.060 well

00:18:30.400 but here's another thing though

00:18:31.880 i mean with that being said

00:18:33.300 you know with all the new advancements

00:18:35.200 in technology

00:18:35.900 and medicine and stuff

00:18:36.920 uh there was this crazy fact

00:18:38.620 i saw the other day

00:18:39.300 that said

00:18:39.700 you know the per

00:18:40.340 uh the next human

00:18:41.620 that will live

00:18:42.920 to like 150

00:18:43.940 has already been born

00:18:45.400 oh yeah

00:18:46.440 i mean like that's

00:18:47.280 you know i'm saying

00:18:47.640 like

00:18:47.920 dude we were talking about that

00:18:49.520 with uh

00:18:50.080 with with zoltan

00:18:51.680 from five finger

00:18:52.620 about

00:18:53.720 how

00:18:54.800 like right now

00:18:56.560 you just want to stay

00:18:57.460 as healthy as you can

00:18:58.520 because technology's

00:19:00.020 increasing so fast

00:19:01.680 right now

00:19:02.140 that as long as you're healthy

00:19:03.520 now for like the next 10 years

00:19:05.000 you're going to live for a

00:19:05.680 much longer time

00:19:06.420 now you might need a couple

00:19:07.200 of hip replacements

00:19:08.100 and knee replacements

00:19:09.060 and you know

00:19:09.880 some shit like that

00:19:10.700 but i mean

00:19:11.400 it's definitely possible

00:19:13.060 yeah

00:19:13.300 well fuck dude

00:19:14.080 i have my shoulder replaced

00:19:15.100 it's better than the other one

00:19:16.120 is it

00:19:16.900 fuck yeah

00:19:17.560 no doubt

00:19:18.900 yeah but uh

00:19:20.120 so yeah jimmy carter died

00:19:21.380 and uh you know

00:19:22.840 that was obviously

00:19:23.500 they just did a state funeral

00:19:24.700 and a lot of people were there

00:19:26.360 al gore

00:19:27.580 uh obama

00:19:28.900 uh

00:19:30.240 i mean pretty much

00:19:31.540 a lot of people

00:19:31.960 that trudeau was even there

00:19:32.840 i mean a lot of heads of state

00:19:33.900 that's a typical thing to do

00:19:35.000 for when the head of state

00:19:36.500 passes away like that

00:19:37.640 whether they're in office

00:19:38.560 or out of office

00:19:39.320 um

00:19:40.240 the governor of north north dakota

00:19:42.040 trudeau

00:19:43.620 governor of new canada

00:19:47.540 yeah

00:19:47.920 yeah uh

00:19:48.880 i mean they were all there

00:19:49.820 um

00:19:50.680 biden of course was there

00:19:51.940 uh

00:19:52.820 but i think

00:19:53.560 i think biden may have thought

00:19:55.040 it was his funeral

00:19:55.720 because like bro

00:19:56.760 he was lost

00:19:57.300 he was lost for a minute

00:19:58.600 and then uh

00:19:59.520 in typical joe biden

00:20:00.740 is that fucking slick willy

00:20:01.900 behind him there

00:20:02.500 uh that's slick willy

00:20:03.440 yeah

00:20:03.700 yeah

00:20:04.080 he's still a likable dude

00:20:05.720 it's hard to not like him

00:20:07.640 i know

00:20:07.920 because he's so slick

00:20:08.840 because he was just that dude

00:20:09.800 yeah

00:20:10.100 he was that dude

00:20:10.920 like i mean

00:20:11.420 i mean he's definitely

00:20:12.340 he's definitely a piece of shit

00:20:14.040 his wife sucks 1.00

00:20:15.000 yeah

00:20:15.400 what the fuck bro

00:20:16.660 he knows that more than anybody

00:20:18.300 think what he's got to deal with

00:20:20.400 he's got to look at that little fucking twerp 1.00

00:20:22.200 walking around her fucking house 0.98

00:20:23.460 with her little emperor outfits on

00:20:24.980 probably barking orders and shit

00:20:26.620 help him

00:20:26.960 he has to help her pick them out

00:20:28.760 bro there's no way

00:20:29.920 there's no way they have a functional relationship

00:20:31.960 no there's not

00:20:32.540 there's no way

00:20:33.040 they they

00:20:33.580 there's no way

00:20:34.260 there's no fucking way

00:20:35.580 she's an intolerable human 1.00

00:20:37.120 and he's got mad game

00:20:39.020 you know what i'm saying

00:20:40.640 there's no way

00:20:41.540 it's mrs still your girl

00:20:42.720 yeah

00:20:43.040 he's uh

00:20:44.180 but yeah

00:20:44.500 and then typical joe biden fashion

00:20:46.460 uh

00:20:46.920 he fell asleep

00:20:47.860 why do they keep bringing him out

00:20:52.340 joe

00:20:53.220 yeah man

00:20:54.020 like at what point

00:20:56.020 all right

00:20:56.620 at what point

00:20:57.260 like michelle

00:20:57.800 i'm just glad we're not seeing kjp 0.99

00:20:59.700 every fucking five minutes 0.89

00:21:01.040 that's true

00:21:01.520 your stupid ass fucking face 0.99

00:21:03.340 that's that's i mean

00:21:04.260 her weird suits

00:21:05.560 she got some weird stuff too

00:21:06.920 but yeah i mean

00:21:07.800 this dude went to sleep

00:21:08.620 for for legitimately five minutes

00:21:10.840 really

00:21:11.280 yeah i mean here's a quick video

00:21:12.800 we'll just go through it a little bit

00:21:14.220 that jesus is talking about

00:21:18.240 in the time of jesus

00:21:21.220 the yoke was a piece of wood

00:21:23.520 used to link two animals together

00:21:27.300 and together they would share the load

00:21:31.340 so no one of them had all the work to do

00:21:34.760 and all the pain to bear

00:21:36.640 bro come on man

00:21:37.920 by using this image jesus invites us

00:21:41.720 all right dude

00:21:42.280 dude for real

00:21:43.180 we're just gonna

00:21:43.920 i'm just gonna call it how it is

00:21:45.420 yeah

00:21:45.620 all right

00:21:46.060 nobody wants to be at a fucking funeral

00:21:47.760 okay that's fair

00:21:48.580 okay nobody wants to be at anybody's fucking funeral 0.89

00:21:50.760 that's fair

00:21:51.020 and they all suck 0.97

00:21:51.860 that's fair

00:21:52.480 okay sitting there for a full mass funeral

00:21:54.660 is the worst fucking thing in the world

00:21:56.640 it's not like they're gonna wake the fuck up

00:21:58.340 it doesn't matter what the fuck we do 0.85

00:22:00.700 they're dead

00:22:01.300 they're in a fucking box

00:22:02.380 yeah

00:22:02.720 let's have a party

00:22:03.740 and get the fuck out of here 0.99

00:22:05.040 yeah

00:22:05.360 you know what i'm saying

00:22:06.000 like everybody's waiting to leave

00:22:07.340 that's true

00:22:07.840 like i

00:22:08.620 take a little nappy nap

00:22:09.860 listen

00:22:10.340 i get it

00:22:11.300 i'm for real dude

00:22:13.160 bro i fell asleep

00:22:13.980 i don't go to weddings or funerals

00:22:15.620 yeah

00:22:15.920 unless it's like

00:22:17.600 a real

00:22:18.580 like if it's a tragedy or something

00:22:20.280 or if it's like somebody that's really close

00:22:22.900 other than that dude

00:22:24.000 i don't do it

00:22:24.500 no i get it

00:22:25.140 i've been to enough

00:22:26.360 yeah

00:22:26.700 i've had enough

00:22:27.360 i get it

00:22:28.540 i get it

00:22:29.740 i fell asleep in church once when i was little

00:22:31.380 my grandma slapped the shit out of me 1.00

00:22:33.340 yeah

00:22:33.660 yeah

00:22:34.140 couldn't do it

00:22:35.200 now you just sit further away next time

00:22:37.120 but

00:22:38.900 but yeah man

00:22:40.000 you know he fell asleep

00:22:40.780 now while he was sleeping though

00:22:42.020 there was something interesting happening

00:22:43.580 you got trump and obama

00:22:45.560 chatting it up

00:22:47.420 and uh

00:22:48.820 it looked like it was a little bit more than just a chat

00:22:51.860 i don't know

00:22:52.360 did you see the video

00:22:53.160 you watched

00:22:54.200 you were able to see it

00:22:54.980 i mean

00:22:55.320 and like

00:22:56.020 it was weird right

00:22:57.080 let's just show the video first

00:22:58.540 here's the video

00:22:59.120 you know

00:23:12.900 but here's the thing

00:23:14.020 like i mean

00:23:14.400 it was weird

00:23:14.940 like

00:23:15.180 i don't know how they do it

00:23:17.280 right

00:23:17.660 because like you know

00:23:18.480 like just a couple of weeks ago

00:23:19.780 or months i guess at this point

00:23:21.160 but i mean

00:23:21.620 not long ago

00:23:22.500 obama was up on the stage

00:23:24.520 calling trump

00:23:25.560 literally hitler

00:23:26.580 yeah

00:23:27.180 you know

00:23:27.640 and then like

00:23:28.020 they're sitting there

00:23:28.840 so close

00:23:29.520 i don't know how

00:23:31.900 i don't know how

00:23:32.760 i don't know how

00:23:34.240 could you do that

00:23:35.180 like could you do that

00:23:36.280 like like

00:23:36.940 sit next to a person

00:23:38.500 chat it up with them

00:23:39.360 knowing that

00:23:39.820 yeah after you win

00:23:40.760 after you

00:23:41.980 after you're the winner

00:23:43.040 it doesn't fucking matter

00:23:44.200 you know what i'm saying

00:23:45.500 like what am i gonna do

00:23:46.360 waste my energy

00:23:47.060 hating this person

00:23:47.860 the reality is

00:23:48.740 he's probably gonna get in trump

00:23:49.740 in office

00:23:50.520 and prosecute all these fucks 0.93

00:23:52.380 yeah

00:23:52.600 so what the fuck does he care

00:23:53.900 he's like

00:23:54.940 dude i listen dude

00:23:56.220 trump in his book

00:23:58.180 there's a book he wrote

00:23:59.040 it's called think big and kick ass

00:24:00.400 all right

00:24:01.220 there's a chapter

00:24:03.500 there's a section in there

00:24:04.620 about revenge

00:24:05.480 that he

00:24:06.420 like this guy is

00:24:07.500 like dude

00:24:07.960 if you read any of his shit

00:24:09.420 if you studied him at all

00:24:10.780 he is huge

00:24:12.500 on revenge

00:24:14.120 if people

00:24:14.600 his exact quote in the book

00:24:15.900 was something like

00:24:16.600 you know

00:24:17.620 if someone

00:24:19.160 fucks with you

00:24:20.500 you fuck with them

00:24:21.200 ten times harder

00:24:21.960 so if you think

00:24:23.540 that

00:24:24.520 he's not going to

00:24:26.380 do whatever he needs to do

00:24:27.920 i i don't believe that

00:24:29.240 unless he's part of their cabal

00:24:31.260 yeah

00:24:31.740 okay

00:24:32.100 fucking

00:24:34.100 obama

00:24:34.980 knows

00:24:36.400 that he's in deep shit

00:24:37.780 potentially

00:24:38.280 so

00:24:39.200 he has

00:24:40.300 an interest

00:24:41.480 in being cool

00:24:42.840 and laughing at this dude's jokes

00:24:44.320 and be like

00:24:44.660 hey it's trump

00:24:45.320 it's all good bro

00:24:46.240 you know what i'm saying

00:24:47.300 so

00:24:48.320 it's interesting

00:24:49.480 what do you think

00:24:50.520 they were talking about

00:24:51.200 i don't know

00:24:53.160 probably

00:24:53.900 how fucking stupid

00:24:54.960 hillary is

00:24:55.700 yeah i hate her too

00:24:57.320 god dude

00:24:57.820 i'm just glad

00:24:58.300 fucking hillary 1.00

00:24:59.020 never won

00:24:59.560 fucking bitch 1.00

00:25:00.620 i guarantee you

00:25:01.980 that's what the fuck

00:25:02.620 they're saying

00:25:03.060 and obama's like

00:25:04.420 yeah dog

00:25:05.100 prosecute me all you want

00:25:06.860 but fuck her 1.00

00:25:07.460 yeah right

00:25:07.940 i can see him being like

00:25:09.600 trump's like

00:25:10.340 i'll tell you what

00:25:10.980 melania ain't fucking around 1.00

00:25:12.120 look at her face

00:25:12.780 no she's not

00:25:13.360 she's like

00:25:13.900 i'll fucking slit all your throats 0.99

00:25:15.220 what are you saying

00:25:16.640 like you know

00:25:17.120 when i send you to prison

00:25:18.580 i'll let you still share the room

00:25:20.040 with michelle

00:25:21.240 that's funny

00:25:22.860 no i think he's saying

00:25:24.820 i saw a meme today

00:25:26.260 it was pretty funny

00:25:26.900 it said

00:25:27.300 it said

00:25:28.620 hey i searched

00:25:29.900 i searched the internet

00:25:31.140 for michelle's pregnancy photos

00:25:32.640 and obama's saying

00:25:33.580 good luck

00:25:34.120 that's i mean listen

00:25:39.500 i don't know

00:25:40.820 but you know

00:25:41.920 they all

00:25:42.420 the rest of them all look scared

00:25:43.800 they do

00:25:44.880 yeah

00:25:45.280 they do

00:25:45.660 like mike pence's wife 1.00

00:25:46.800 she didn't even want to shake hands

00:25:47.860 they look scared

00:25:48.560 they do

00:25:48.980 they did

00:25:49.580 now they had a

00:25:52.120 you know

00:25:52.640 as the internet goes

00:25:53.860 all these people are fucking professionals 0.63

00:25:55.300 and experts

00:25:56.000 there was

00:25:57.820 they tried to

00:25:59.240 dissect

00:26:00.500 what was being said

00:26:02.120 between trump and obama

00:26:03.260 cryptic conversation

00:26:04.960 between obama and trump

00:26:05.980 revealed

00:26:06.500 as pair plan

00:26:07.680 meeting

00:26:08.460 after jimmy carter's funeral

00:26:10.060 so

00:26:10.300 no he's

00:26:10.740 hey let's get the fuck out of here 0.88

00:26:11.880 dude

00:26:12.100 just like i was saying

00:26:13.260 trump said

00:26:14.680 hey let's get out here

00:26:15.380 get a big mac

00:26:16.000 yeah right

00:26:16.440 right i got diet cokes waiting

00:26:17.540 yeah that's right

00:26:18.360 fuck man i love diet cokes

00:26:20.000 i got

00:26:20.260 i got

00:26:20.600 i got a big mac

00:26:22.360 some diet cokes

00:26:23.020 and a pack of marlboros

00:26:24.020 you know obama's a smoker

00:26:26.560 yeah he smokes newports

00:26:27.700 yeah

00:26:28.000 he has a newport source

00:26:29.080 fitting

00:26:30.880 yeah

00:26:31.360 i wouldn't have

00:26:33.280 i i fucked up by saying marlboro 0.99

00:26:35.300 i don't know what i was thinking

00:26:36.160 yeah

00:26:36.780 that's that's uh

00:26:38.080 you ever smoked in newport

00:26:39.020 oh yeah

00:26:40.040 yeah

00:26:40.340 yeah

00:26:40.660 me too

00:26:41.520 i smoked a marble too

00:26:42.580 yeah

00:26:43.180 what's better

00:26:43.700 uh well i felt safer

00:26:45.380 with the marbles

00:26:46.060 i felt the uh

00:26:48.520 inner rage

00:26:49.560 to steal shit

00:26:50.500 on the newport

00:26:51.140 me too

00:26:51.560 is that what that was

00:26:52.660 i think i actually did

00:26:54.600 steal some shit 0.72

00:26:55.240 yeah i don't know

00:26:57.720 but

00:26:57.980 in uh

00:27:00.160 in one art

00:27:00.820 it's like you smoked

00:27:01.620 a fucking 0.88

00:27:02.100 like one of them

00:27:03.320 you know those mints

00:27:04.300 they put on your pillow

00:27:05.100 at the fucking hotel

00:27:07.040 it's heavy

00:27:07.660 like an andy's 0.96

00:27:08.420 you know

00:27:09.360 it's like you just lit

00:27:10.180 one of them on fire

00:27:10.980 it's heavy

00:27:11.640 it's a lot of menthol

00:27:13.660 in those

00:27:14.060 all right

00:27:14.640 so what do they say

00:27:15.380 but uh

00:27:16.080 yeah so in one interaction

00:27:17.380 trump leaned over

00:27:18.460 toward uh

00:27:19.320 obama's ear

00:27:20.160 and said

00:27:20.720 quote

00:27:21.220 this is

00:27:22.760 skeptical here

00:27:24.080 right

00:27:24.380 this is a

00:27:25.460 expert lip reader

00:27:26.700 this is speculation

00:27:27.800 right

00:27:28.380 uh

00:27:29.140 but they're

00:27:29.760 they're alleging

00:27:30.380 that he possibly

00:27:31.040 could have said

00:27:31.640 quote

00:27:32.020 i've pulled out of that

00:27:33.760 it's the condition

00:27:35.020 can you imagine that

00:27:36.400 obama laughed

00:27:37.520 and trump carried on

00:27:38.500 saying

00:27:38.920 after

00:27:39.740 and after

00:27:40.560 i will

00:27:41.320 at another moment

00:27:42.640 obama said to trump

00:27:43.680 are you going back

00:27:44.960 to the foy after

00:27:46.060 trump responded

00:27:47.620 called me at the foy

00:27:48.780 after

00:27:49.140 yep

00:27:49.420 the word foy

00:27:51.000 was unclear to the lip reader

00:27:52.740 but it could have been

00:27:53.880 uh

00:27:54.440 they were arranging

00:27:55.140 a later meeting

00:27:55.960 in the foyer

00:27:57.000 obama also said to trump

00:27:59.500 quote

00:27:59.860 uh

00:28:00.540 can you just

00:28:01.280 it should be good

00:28:02.340 um

00:28:03.140 then trump

00:28:03.580 uh

00:28:04.080 responded

00:28:04.520 quote

00:28:04.820 i can't talk

00:28:05.680 we have to find

00:28:06.460 a quiet place

00:28:07.280 sometimes this is a matter

00:28:08.680 of importance

00:28:09.440 and we need to do this

00:28:10.820 outside so that we can

00:28:12.120 deal with it

00:28:12.740 certainly

00:28:13.160 today

00:28:14.000 obama then nodded

00:28:15.200 and both men

00:28:16.100 said right

00:28:17.060 and okay

00:28:17.620 um

00:28:18.800 so i i don't know

00:28:19.820 it's interesting

00:28:21.160 um

00:28:21.780 again that's a

00:28:22.480 expert

00:28:23.020 allegedly expert

00:28:23.920 lip reader

00:28:24.480 um

00:28:25.380 but i know who wasn't

00:28:26.560 happy watching that happen

00:28:27.680 come queen

00:28:29.420 oh she was pissed 1.00

00:28:30.880 was she

00:28:31.440 oh bro

00:28:31.960 she was pissed 0.87

00:28:32.580 so this is the same

00:28:33.720 this is the same angle

00:28:34.700 this is just zoomed out

00:28:35.780 but this is kamala

00:28:36.920 uh watching this interaction

00:28:39.120 check this out

00:28:40.040 she is seething

00:28:57.180 you see that face

00:29:02.940 i mean she always looks like that

00:29:05.680 that's true

00:29:06.160 she does have

00:29:06.900 she has a little bit of uh 0.99

00:29:08.060 what do they call it

00:29:08.500 she's always got a scowl

00:29:09.600 isn't it rbf

00:29:10.460 yeah she does

00:29:11.700 well i would too

00:29:12.920 if i was just embarrassed

00:29:13.940 like that

00:29:14.480 like motherfucker 0.64

00:29:15.380 you had no chance of winning

00:29:16.660 everybody hated you

00:29:18.200 before you were even

00:29:19.140 in the race

00:29:20.040 and then they faked

00:29:21.320 your popularity

00:29:22.340 and you still couldn't

00:29:23.980 fucking do it

00:29:24.640 you still lost

00:29:25.260 like you still

00:29:26.060 got your ass 0.96

00:29:27.020 beat

00:29:27.680 a billion dollars

00:29:28.560 yes

00:29:28.900 you are the worst

00:29:30.520 candidate that's ever existed

00:29:32.200 and everybody there knows it

00:29:34.120 everybody here knows it

00:29:35.760 and everybody listening

00:29:36.920 knows it

00:29:37.460 okay there was not

00:29:38.620 a single person

00:29:39.420 that actually believed

00:29:40.600 that you were neck and neck

00:29:42.120 with trump

00:29:42.560 the entire time

00:29:43.520 you spent a billion dollars

00:29:46.400 ended up 20 million dollars

00:29:48.240 in debt

00:29:48.720 and you want to talk about

00:29:49.840 how you're going to be good

00:29:50.540 for the fucking economy

00:29:51.600 like dude

00:29:52.660 you're a dumbass

00:29:54.280 yeah

00:29:54.560 then you were chosen

00:29:56.060 you weren't even voted in

00:29:58.000 you weren't voted in

00:29:59.560 you were chosen

00:30:00.640 because you're supposedly

00:30:02.160 a black woman 0.97

00:30:03.380 which you are not

00:30:04.380 and then

00:30:06.140 cheese the spices

00:30:06.920 and then you come in

00:30:08.400 and you are a fucking 1.00

00:30:10.100 shitty VP

00:30:11.000 you can't publicly speak

00:30:13.220 you can't do anything

00:30:14.620 without a teleprompter

00:30:15.800 everybody doesn't like you

00:30:17.880 and then you run for president

00:30:20.420 because of the color

00:30:22.360 of your skin

00:30:23.040 like fuck dude 0.63

00:30:25.200 you lost in life

00:30:26.960 nothing you've done

00:30:28.280 in your life

00:30:28.800 is because of the quality

00:30:30.060 of the merit

00:30:31.240 of how smart you are

00:30:32.640 or how good you are

00:30:33.760 or how effective you are

00:30:35.360 could you imagine

00:30:36.560 how empty that would feel

00:30:38.020 imagine how empty

00:30:39.660 that would feel

00:30:40.320 like you

00:30:40.980 you have

00:30:42.000 risen to the top

00:30:43.640 quote unquote

00:30:44.720 almost to the very top

00:30:47.340 vice president

00:30:48.180 of the united states

00:30:48.900 and you

00:30:50.580 literally didn't earn

00:30:53.180 a single fucking bit of it

00:30:54.580 think about that

00:30:56.780 she knows that

00:30:58.160 fuck man

00:30:58.600 she knows that dude 1.00

00:31:00.000 she knows that

00:31:01.200 and then cheat and lie

00:31:02.240 and try to steal

00:31:02.860 yes

00:31:03.200 and you still lose

00:31:04.140 yes

00:31:04.420 she's a fucking 1.00

00:31:05.400 terrible

00:31:06.160 worthless

00:31:07.380 fucking human

00:31:08.920 that shouldn't even be

00:31:10.060 in that room

00:31:11.160 so she could scowl 0.92

00:31:13.300 all she wants

00:31:14.020 you're lucky

00:31:14.440 to even fucking

00:31:15.240 be there

00:31:15.820 everybody else out here

00:31:18.680 has to work

00:31:19.240 for their position

00:31:19.920 in life

00:31:20.380 that's suck dicks 1.00

00:31:21.440 for it

00:31:21.920 yeah

00:31:22.220 well some

00:31:23.000 some suck dicks 1.00

00:31:23.700 well I'm just saying

00:31:24.640 real talk

00:31:25.320 like how would you feel

00:31:26.920 if your entire life

00:31:29.140 was based upon

00:31:30.720 being chosen

00:31:32.180 for other reasons

00:31:34.240 than your skill

00:31:35.200 or your ability

00:31:36.220 to do something

00:31:37.120 you know what I'm saying

00:31:38.340 your actual

00:31:38.980 fucking abilities

00:31:39.880 yeah

00:31:40.000 bro she's a 0.84

00:31:40.600 she's got

00:31:41.420 dude she's got 1.00

00:31:42.900 darkness inside of her bro

00:31:44.200 it'll never change

00:31:45.900 because dude

00:31:46.580 you can't change that

00:31:48.940 yeah

00:31:49.280 what's already happened

00:31:50.480 like this is

00:31:51.100 what can she do

00:31:53.040 from here

00:31:53.540 can she go up

00:31:55.380 from here

00:31:55.760 no

00:31:56.420 okay

00:31:57.300 okay

00:31:58.000 so the pinnacle

00:31:59.020 of her life

00:31:59.860 is that

00:32:00.420 is that

00:32:01.260 and it was all

00:32:02.380 based around

00:32:03.180 the color of her skin

00:32:04.300 and not the skill

00:32:05.880 at which

00:32:06.740 she earned

00:32:08.700 or displayed

00:32:09.400 or how effective

00:32:10.200 she was

00:32:10.820 she's a fucking joke 1.00

00:32:11.800 she

00:32:12.100 her whole life

00:32:13.220 is a fucking joke

00:32:14.160 period

00:32:14.820 it's even worse too bro

00:32:15.940 she couldn't run

00:32:16.700 she couldn't run a company

00:32:17.940 no

00:32:18.400 she couldn't run my company 1.00

00:32:19.620 she couldn't run a single

00:32:20.640 one of them

00:32:21.340 for a day

00:32:21.960 no

00:32:22.900 and what makes it

00:32:23.780 even worse too

00:32:24.480 is like this

00:32:25.180 the

00:32:25.580 the way that society

00:32:27.200 is moving into

00:32:28.220 to where like

00:32:29.520 you know

00:32:29.880 that type of mentality

00:32:31.220 was even popular

00:32:32.160 three years ago

00:32:32.960 like there's gonna be

00:32:33.960 no place for it

00:32:35.080 like no place

00:32:35.620 not broke

00:32:36.240 because we're getting

00:32:37.100 back to merit based

00:32:38.380 there's no place

00:32:39.340 achievement

00:32:39.820 she's like

00:32:40.500 I know

00:32:41.160 she's gonna be homeless 1.00

00:32:41.900 like not like

00:32:42.840 I mean

00:32:43.280 her brother-in-law

00:32:44.520 is worth like

00:32:45.100 no that's what I'm saying

00:32:45.700 billions of dollars

00:32:46.400 I'm just saying like

00:32:47.100 in society

00:32:47.780 she will be homeless 0.81

00:32:48.440 yeah

00:32:48.620 but dude

00:32:49.420 we're getting back

00:32:50.120 to the things that matter

00:32:51.080 this is why we're launching

00:32:52.240 the MFCEO project again

00:32:53.660 so I can teach you

00:32:54.460 all these young people

00:32:55.260 what it takes to actually

00:32:56.140 fucking win

00:32:56.760 because it's gonna matter

00:32:57.900 okay

00:32:58.880 it's not gonna matter anymore

00:33:00.220 where you were born

00:33:01.640 or what skin color you were

00:33:03.220 or if you're a minority

00:33:04.380 what's gonna matter is

00:33:05.420 if you fucking do the job

00:33:06.620 so we gotta prepare people

00:33:08.540 to do the fucking job

00:33:09.540 regardless of where they come from

00:33:10.760 and what they look like

00:33:11.600 yeah

00:33:11.760 100% man

00:33:12.700 so yeah

00:33:14.280 so funeral service

00:33:15.000 went on without a hitch

00:33:16.040 there was some interesting stuff

00:33:18.200 that was happening though

00:33:19.140 why does Hillary Clinton's hair 1.00

00:33:20.720 always look like that

00:33:21.680 it looks like

00:33:22.400 have you ever seen Spaceballs

00:33:23.680 no

00:33:24.580 you guys ever seen Spaceballs

00:33:26.040 never

00:33:26.420 there's a fucking

00:33:27.520 the villain

00:33:28.540 in

00:33:28.960 you know how

00:33:29.460 in Spaceballs

00:33:30.660 or in Star Wars

00:33:31.900 the villain is

00:33:33.420 fucking who 0.75

00:33:34.020 in Star Wars

00:33:34.820 I have no idea

00:33:35.400 Darth Vader

00:33:36.020 oh yeah Darth Vader

00:33:36.760 you don't know Darth Vader

00:33:37.620 he's black

00:33:39.020 okay

00:33:39.520 he actually is black

00:33:41.020 he's James Earl Jones

00:33:41.900 the fucking

00:33:43.900 it makes sense

00:33:44.440 why you left Luke

00:33:44.940 hold on

00:33:45.140 the villain

00:33:46.140 in Spaceballs

00:33:47.460 is called

00:33:48.000 Lord Helmet

00:33:48.740 google up

00:33:50.300 Lord Helmet

00:33:50.900 from Spaceballs

00:33:51.700 throw it up there

00:33:52.640 next to her

00:33:53.260 you're right

00:33:55.400 I know

00:33:55.920 that's what she looks like 0.71

00:33:57.380 with her fucking 0.99

00:33:58.100 helmet hair

00:33:58.820 Lord Helmet

00:33:59.780 Lord Helmet

00:34:00.540 that's her 0.84

00:34:04.400 oh wait no

00:34:05.240 that's Dark Helmet

00:34:06.020 wait what's Dark Helmet from

00:34:07.440 is this the same thing

00:34:09.580 yeah

00:34:10.040 okay

00:34:10.680 yeah

00:34:11.880 I can see it

00:34:13.720 she got a little

00:34:14.440 Klaus in there bro

00:34:15.160 we gotta throw it up there

00:34:15.980 oh yeah

00:34:16.860 so the people can see

00:34:18.180 not everybody knows

00:34:19.440 Spaceballs

00:34:20.060 that

00:34:22.160 yeah

00:34:23.000 Lord Helmet

00:34:24.820 oh they got Dark Helmet

00:34:27.000 that's his name

00:34:27.520 yeah

00:34:28.020 anyway

00:34:30.120 look at her hair man 0.90

00:34:32.120 it looks just like that

00:34:33.120 it does

00:34:33.760 fuck man

00:34:35.500 why do you think

00:34:36.660 they make her hair 1.00

00:34:37.240 look like that

00:34:37.860 I think they do it

00:34:38.900 intentionally

00:34:39.340 makes her head 1.00

00:34:41.280 look so huge

00:34:42.260 what you want today

00:34:43.920 give me a little

00:34:44.780 elitism

00:34:45.280 yeah

00:34:46.320 with the touch

00:34:48.080 it's a little

00:34:48.780 uptight

00:34:49.700 tyrant

00:34:50.420 look at all those

00:34:51.280 fucking stuffy fucks

00:34:52.820 yeah

00:34:53.180 that'd be the last

00:34:54.460 place I'd want to be

00:34:55.360 is around any of them

00:34:56.580 yeah man

00:34:59.300 but

00:34:59.620 it went on

00:35:00.700 without a hitch

00:35:01.360 there was no big deals

00:35:02.520 no big

00:35:02.920 no big big issues

00:35:04.460 but there was

00:35:05.460 something weird

00:35:06.180 that also happened

00:35:07.140 outside of the funeral

00:35:08.200 I'm not sure

00:35:09.220 if you guys saw this

00:35:10.120 but

00:35:10.460 at his memorial

00:35:12.580 there was a suspect

00:35:13.840 accused in Capitol Hill

00:35:15.060 security breach

00:35:16.180 during Trump

00:35:17.480 visit

00:35:18.160 when Trump was there

00:35:19.880 he had been identified

00:35:20.800 as Adrian J. Hinton

00:35:22.240 US Capitol Police

00:35:24.800 have identified

00:35:25.440 the man arrested

00:35:26.140 Wednesday

00:35:26.520 after allegedly

00:35:27.480 trying to light

00:35:28.680 a car on fire

00:35:29.980 while President-elect

00:35:31.480 Donald Trump

00:35:32.280 was paying his respects

00:35:33.320 former President Jimmy Carter

00:35:34.600 who was lying in state

00:35:35.620 at the Capitol Rotunda

00:35:36.880 in D.C.

00:35:38.440 now he's a Virginia man

00:35:39.600 named Adrian J. Hinton

00:35:41.160 he's 35

00:35:41.680 he's a suspect

00:35:42.540 the police announced

00:35:44.260 on Twitter

00:35:45.580 Thursday morning

00:35:46.360 now apparently

00:35:47.920 he tried to put

00:35:50.140 a flaming bag

00:35:51.200 on top of a car

00:35:52.260 at the Grant Memorial

00:35:54.060 at 5.30 p.m.

00:35:55.800 the bag burned

00:35:56.720 it didn't light

00:35:57.260 anything else

00:35:57.940 and they also

00:35:59.000 called him

00:35:59.560 and he had a bunch

00:36:00.220 of stuff with him

00:36:00.900 he had a fucking machete

00:36:01.680 and some switchblades

00:36:02.880 just weird stuff man

00:36:06.100 I don't know

00:36:06.780 I don't know

00:36:07.920 you got anything else

00:36:08.600 on this though

00:36:09.160 sayonara

00:36:11.760 like fuck these people

00:36:15.020 Jimmy Carter

00:36:16.000 is the worst president

00:36:16.760 of the United States

00:36:17.320 besides fucking 0.81

00:36:18.100 Joe Biden

00:36:18.880 yeah he's unremarkable

00:36:19.940 okay

00:36:20.200 they cause people

00:36:21.660 to lose their fucking homes

00:36:23.060 they cause people

00:36:24.020 to go bankrupt

00:36:25.160 they change the course

00:36:26.700 of people's lives

00:36:27.440 in a negative way

00:36:28.240 I have zero sympathy

00:36:29.160 for him fucking 0.99

00:36:29.900 passing away

00:36:30.540 I'm not gonna pretend

00:36:31.880 like we lost

00:36:33.040 some American hero

00:36:34.000 that motherfucker 0.94

00:36:35.000 was responsible

00:36:35.780 for more economic

00:36:36.740 destruction

00:36:37.260 than almost anybody

00:36:38.260 except Joe Biden

00:36:39.500 those people

00:36:40.300 don't deserve

00:36:40.980 to be celebrated

00:36:41.700 I don't give a fuck

00:36:42.460 if they're president

00:36:43.060 I don't care

00:36:43.520 if they were nice people

00:36:44.520 they weren't

00:36:45.480 because they ruined

00:36:46.500 motherfuckers lives 1.00

00:36:47.440 that's how I feel

00:36:48.720 about it

00:36:49.020 that's real man

00:36:49.380 guys you jump in

00:36:50.260 on this conversation

00:36:51.260 I don't think

00:36:52.440 we should be celebrating

00:36:53.360 any fucking person 0.88

00:36:54.700 in this country

00:36:56.220 that has harmed

00:36:58.180 the people

00:36:59.080 of this country

00:36:59.800 in the interest

00:37:01.080 of self

00:37:01.640 you know what I'm saying

00:37:03.440 yeah bro

00:37:03.900 like dude

00:37:04.360 I think Jimmy Carter

00:37:05.180 should have been cremated

00:37:06.040 just thrown in a fucking 0.85

00:37:06.960 paper bag

00:37:07.600 and thrown in the river

00:37:08.680 that's what I think

00:37:10.000 and then you say

00:37:11.060 fucking peace out

00:37:11.940 bitch 1.00

00:37:12.320 you shouldn't have

00:37:12.780 fucked around

00:37:13.280 that's what I think

00:37:15.440 I'm with it

00:37:16.000 I'm with it

00:37:17.700 yeah

00:37:18.020 I don't think

00:37:19.860 that we should

00:37:20.680 celebrate people

00:37:21.760 just because

00:37:22.440 they earned

00:37:23.100 a position

00:37:23.780 in life

00:37:24.760 we should celebrate

00:37:26.180 them based upon

00:37:26.940 how good they were at it

00:37:28.500 were they great at it

00:37:29.560 did they make

00:37:30.320 the country better

00:37:31.080 President Grant

00:37:32.840 made the country better

00:37:33.960 this motherfucker

00:37:35.160 rode in on horseback

00:37:36.620 during the civil war

00:37:37.540 and killed the

00:37:38.180 motherfucking slave owners 1.00

00:37:39.220 his party

00:37:40.440 the radical republicans

00:37:41.960 which is interesting

00:37:43.640 because they were

00:37:44.740 the ones that freed

00:37:45.500 the fucking slaves

00:37:46.260 they rode in

00:37:47.000 legitimately

00:37:47.560 physically

00:37:48.220 freed the fucking slaves 0.94

00:37:49.420 then he becomes president

00:37:50.640 what

00:37:51.480 what are we talking

00:37:52.100 about that guy

00:37:52.740 you see what I'm saying

00:37:54.540 they want to tear

00:37:55.240 the statue down

00:37:55.880 right

00:37:56.240 exactly

00:37:57.080 okay

00:37:57.940 so

00:37:58.400 I don't think

00:38:00.400 we should celebrate

00:38:01.140 people that don't

00:38:02.020 do good things

00:38:02.900 and I think

00:38:03.520 that if we only

00:38:04.200 celebrated presidents

00:38:05.240 that did good things

00:38:06.440 these motherfuckers 1.00

00:38:07.340 because they're so

00:38:08.160 ego driven

00:38:09.100 they would do good things

00:38:10.700 like if they knew

00:38:11.960 that their president

00:38:12.900 presidency was rated

00:38:14.340 a fucking C

00:38:15.320 or below

00:38:16.520 that they were going

00:38:17.400 to be put in a paper bag

00:38:18.460 and thrown in the river

00:38:19.160 and laughed at

00:38:19.820 they'd fucking do a better job

00:38:21.440 because that's what

00:38:22.180 these people care about

00:38:23.060 they care about

00:38:23.600 their fucking legacy

00:38:24.520 they care about

00:38:25.400 their stupid picture

00:38:26.340 in a fucking 0.99

00:38:27.380 collage of other people

00:38:28.900 they care about

00:38:29.840 their library

00:38:30.440 they care about

00:38:31.160 that shit bro

00:38:31.800 that's what they care about

00:38:32.860 so like we should leverage

00:38:34.360 what they care about

00:38:35.180 against them

00:38:35.760 to make them do a good job

00:38:36.900 yep

00:38:37.460 you know

00:38:38.440 well here's another thing too

00:38:39.860 that I saw this pop up

00:38:41.220 I don't know if you've seen

00:38:43.020 this or not

00:38:43.500 but

00:38:43.760 apparently

00:38:45.940 and I didn't know this

00:38:47.220 actually

00:38:47.520 but when a former president

00:38:48.780 dies

00:38:49.420 there's 30 days

00:38:50.780 of national mourning

00:38:52.200 that happens

00:38:53.020 where all flags

00:38:54.060 are like lowered

00:38:54.640 to half staff

00:38:55.380 right

00:38:56.220 and because of

00:38:57.500 when he died

00:38:58.260 the inauguration

00:38:59.760 is encompassed

00:39:01.660 in that 30 days

00:39:02.380 right

00:39:02.620 now I was seeing

00:39:03.220 some stuff online

00:39:04.020 you know

00:39:04.240 people try to

00:39:04.700 obviously conspiracy theorists

00:39:06.180 the real ones

00:39:07.000 hop on that shit

00:39:08.080 and try to elevate it

00:39:09.060 and make it crazy

00:39:10.340 but

00:39:12.000 most people are getting

00:39:12.540 on my fucking nerves 0.96

00:39:13.380 well my question is though

00:39:14.540 they're annoying

00:39:15.940 because like bro

00:39:16.480 like

00:39:16.760 when I agree with them

00:39:18.640 I liked them

00:39:19.160 but then they just

00:39:21.880 go too crazy

00:39:22.460 no bro

00:39:23.020 it's not

00:39:23.480 not everything

00:39:24.420 is a fucking conspiracy

00:39:25.540 just most things

00:39:26.320 most things

00:39:27.040 yeah

00:39:27.240 but it did make me think though

00:39:29.460 like it did make me think

00:39:30.740 because like listen

00:39:31.500 like let's be real

00:39:32.800 again like

00:39:33.340 he should have been

00:39:35.300 you know

00:39:36.380 crossed the

00:39:37.260 the life

00:39:38.220 line there

00:39:39.480 right

00:39:39.840 months ago

00:39:40.760 probably years ago

00:39:42.000 it is interesting

00:39:43.340 that like

00:39:43.860 the timing of it

00:39:45.380 like I'm not saying

00:39:45.940 anything about the flags

00:39:46.640 like that's typical

00:39:47.340 right

00:39:47.560 but like

00:39:48.000 I mean maybe

00:39:49.320 you see what I'm saying

00:39:50.500 like I mean

00:39:51.400 bro these people

00:39:52.320 are disgusting

00:39:52.980 that's what I'm saying

00:39:53.800 like so I mean

00:39:54.440 if we know they're evil

00:39:55.420 and fucked up 0.99

00:39:56.380 who's to say

00:39:57.080 they didn't just like

00:39:57.880 crank his fucking 0.99

00:39:58.660 oxygen line

00:39:59.460 you know what I'm saying

00:40:00.540 to make it happen

00:40:01.500 to where

00:40:01.960 no shit

00:40:02.480 you know what I'm saying

00:40:03.400 I'm just

00:40:04.040 listen

00:40:04.340 bro

00:40:04.840 here's what I'm just saying

00:40:06.860 imagine

00:40:07.660 working your whole life

00:40:09.760 and kissing ass 1.00

00:40:11.180 and fucking 0.96

00:40:11.660 working your chain up

00:40:12.780 and doing all this shit 0.87

00:40:14.060 to sit in the fucking room 0.99

00:40:15.500 with those motherfuckers 1.00

00:40:18.000 I'd rather pull

00:40:18.980 every single fucking

00:40:19.980 fingernail

00:40:20.620 and toenail

00:40:21.320 off of me

00:40:22.480 with a pair of pliers

00:40:23.440 and then every single tooth

00:40:25.020 for real

00:40:26.160 than to sit in a room

00:40:27.460 with these fucks 0.54

00:40:28.340 the only one I'd want

00:40:29.260 to sit in there

00:40:29.720 with is Trump

00:40:30.300 yeah that's true

00:40:31.060 I don't know

00:40:31.960 Slick Willie

00:40:32.460 I might do five minutes

00:40:33.760 with Slick

00:40:34.140 yeah

00:40:34.400 I think Bill Clinton

00:40:35.920 could come

00:40:36.340 but your wife can't come bro 1.00

00:40:37.480 yeah Hillary can't come 1.00

00:40:39.100 Bill Clinton can come

00:40:41.820 and drink beers

00:40:42.740 yeah right

00:40:43.180 okay

00:40:43.780 smoke a couple

00:40:45.540 weed cigarettes

00:40:47.180 you know what I'm saying

00:40:47.880 Bill the last time

00:40:48.500 your wife

00:40:48.800 she tried to own

00:40:50.080 the apartment

00:40:50.540 and shit like bro 0.67

00:40:51.200 she can't come this time

00:40:52.520 yeah

00:40:53.000 I would

00:40:55.340 I hope you would bring her

00:40:56.720 and I just fucking 0.93

00:40:57.540 annihilate her the whole time bro 0.67

00:40:58.980 fuck man

00:41:00.540 the way she talks

00:41:01.620 is just

00:41:02.100 make her watch 0.99

00:41:03.580 the fucking

00:41:04.800 what's that movie

00:41:06.520 bro what's that

00:41:07.840 13 hours

00:41:09.800 what's the movie

00:41:10.460 on Big Island

00:41:10.780 oh yeah 13 hours

00:41:11.900 I'd make her watch that

00:41:13.120 man that ain't

00:41:15.420 Bill bring her

00:41:15.960 bring her 0.79

00:41:16.480 you got a great movie tonight

00:41:17.560 I'm gonna watch 13 hours

00:41:18.920 dude he hates her too

00:41:20.820 he has to bro

00:41:21.800 he has to

00:41:23.000 he just

00:41:23.700 you know

00:41:24.260 passed the point of no return

00:41:25.860 yeah

00:41:26.420 and that's what it is

00:41:27.820 yeah my guys

00:41:28.700 jump in on this conversation

00:41:30.060 let us know what you guys think

00:41:31.360 down in the comments

00:41:32.360 with that being said

00:41:34.080 let's go cruise some

00:41:35.440 shit dude

00:41:36.080 we're only on the first topic

00:41:37.180 yeah

00:41:37.780 holy shit

00:41:38.660 we gotta elongate this thing

00:41:39.940 alright

00:41:40.220 right

00:41:40.660 pick it up

00:41:41.580 we're growers

00:41:44.460 yeah that's it

00:41:45.300 yeah

00:41:45.800 let's cruise some of these comments

00:41:47.800 this first comment

00:41:48.820 comes from

00:41:49.780 at

00:41:51.100 Rego

00:41:51.980 Montes

00:41:53.040 6324

00:41:54.680 he says

00:41:55.120 Andy and DJ

00:41:56.600 when I saw this episode

00:41:58.000 I almost joined

00:41:59.480 the LGBTQ

00:42:00.380 plus community

00:42:01.540 way too excited

00:42:02.340 for two dudes 0.52

00:42:02.960 yep

00:42:07.320 congratulations

00:42:09.980 I mean I appreciate

00:42:12.960 the comment

00:42:13.540 oh we love it

00:42:14.460 it's good

00:42:15.060 it's a little gay 0.99

00:42:16.220 oh shit man

00:42:21.600 alright yeah

00:42:22.060 next one comes from

00:42:23.040 at Miss

00:42:24.580 Jen G

00:42:25.460 she says

00:42:26.700 gotta go with Andy

00:42:28.080 on this one

00:42:28.680 grass stain

00:42:29.260 new balances

00:42:29.880 all the way

00:42:30.580 I've lived next

00:42:31.680 to a marine corps base

00:42:32.880 and all the

00:42:33.900 retirees and vets

00:42:35.040 that come into my store

00:42:36.200 wear them

00:42:36.720 they are straight up killers

00:42:38.040 they don't give a fuck

00:42:38.920 if you're gonna wear

00:42:39.940 grass stain

00:42:40.640 see here's the difference

00:42:41.780 people who wear

00:42:43.160 all black fucking 0.98

00:42:44.040 Air Force Ones

00:42:45.140 they're trying to look hard

00:42:46.340 people who fucking 0.98

00:42:48.280 people who wear

00:42:49.000 grass stain

00:42:49.520 new balances

00:42:50.060 are so far

00:42:51.380 past that

00:42:52.280 they don't give a fuck

00:42:53.260 the khaki shorts too

00:42:55.480 they will kill you

00:42:56.260 and barbecue you

00:42:57.300 and say it's chicken

00:42:58.960 what you got out there

00:43:02.300 on the grill

00:43:02.740 today dad

00:43:03.440 oh it's just

00:43:04.280 gigantic chicken

00:43:05.640 yeah that's it

00:43:06.360 where did those

00:43:07.920 shoes come from

00:43:08.940 I was trying out

00:43:10.400 some new ones

00:43:11.020 I don't know man

00:43:12.900 I think it's still

00:43:13.840 up for debate bro

00:43:14.600 I don't know

00:43:15.200 no debate

00:43:15.840 we'll see

00:43:16.460 this last one

00:43:18.160 this last one

00:43:19.660 comes from

00:43:20.040 at fapping

00:43:20.860 two charts

00:43:21.860 fapping

00:43:23.820 two charts

00:43:24.440 79

00:43:25.140 for DJ

00:43:27.260 talking shit

00:43:27.920 about the cowboys

00:43:28.760 I'm going to

00:43:30.200 give it back

00:43:30.940 and say

00:43:31.880 he'd suck a dick 1.00

00:43:33.060 for grape

00:43:33.700 first form energy

00:43:34.840 and barbecue ribs

00:43:35.840 or fried chicken

00:43:36.600 love you DJ

00:43:37.460 believe America's 0.69

00:43:38.400 team alone

00:43:39.240 even if they

00:43:40.100 haven't been good

00:43:40.780 since the Emmett 0.98

00:43:41.560 Smith days

00:43:42.220 we dub boys

00:43:46.300 alright

00:43:47.000 you got me

00:43:49.680 alright

00:43:50.100 I mean I do

00:43:50.700 happen to have

00:43:51.340 I do happen to have

00:43:53.560 one of those

00:43:54.000 grape energy drinks

00:43:54.920 right here

00:43:55.320 hey man

00:43:55.660 it is what it is

00:43:56.400 guys we appreciate

00:43:57.780 you for being

00:43:58.640 real ass fans

00:43:59.640 thank you guys

00:44:00.820 for liking and

00:44:01.320 commenting

00:44:01.720 makes you guys

00:44:02.340 that was a little

00:44:02.920 racist

00:44:03.400 that he said

00:44:04.160 it was fine

00:44:05.160 a little racist

00:44:05.740 fried chicken

00:44:06.840 I mean listen

00:44:07.640 I like fried chicken

00:44:08.460 you know how

00:44:08.760 those homosexuals 1.00

00:44:09.580 are bro

00:44:09.900 they get hot

00:44:10.500 quick

00:44:10.820 you know

00:44:11.220 they just start

00:44:11.840 saying

00:44:12.080 they let the

00:44:12.920 real shit

00:44:13.280 come out

00:44:13.780 you know what I'm saying

00:44:14.440 they just let it rip

00:44:19.900 bro

00:44:20.260 that's that gay 0.99

00:44:21.580 privilege they got

00:44:22.400 you piss them off

00:44:23.120 yeah

00:44:23.420 they'll say whatever

00:44:24.460 it all comes out

00:44:25.280 yeah it don't matter

00:44:26.040 because they got

00:44:26.480 the rainbows

00:44:27.040 force field

00:44:27.680 yeah bro

00:44:32.120 can't penetrate it

00:44:33.540 the only thing

00:44:35.380 you can't penetrate

00:44:36.000 shit

00:44:37.300 holy shit man

00:44:41.680 let's keep the 0.99

00:44:42.140 cruise moving

00:44:42.660 guys we got headline

00:44:43.220 number two

00:44:43.860 let's go to Cali

00:44:45.120 gotta talk about it

00:44:45.980 obviously it's a big

00:44:46.760 story going on

00:44:48.040 yeah California

00:44:49.560 wildfires man

00:44:50.600 it's

00:44:51.120 it's fucking horrible

00:44:52.300 it's crazy

00:44:52.780 I was up last night

00:44:54.060 watching it on TV

00:44:54.980 for like

00:44:55.520 four or five hours

00:44:56.960 dude

00:44:57.280 crazy

00:44:57.980 what was crazy

00:44:58.920 was that new ones

00:45:00.240 just kept popping up

00:45:01.300 yeah

00:45:01.740 isn't that weird

00:45:02.580 dude listen

00:45:04.200 it is weird

00:45:05.080 it's weird

00:45:05.680 I get a weird

00:45:06.320 I didn't want to make

00:45:07.620 a post about it

00:45:09.320 or anything

00:45:09.660 but like

00:45:10.240 I am getting like

00:45:11.340 super fucking weird

00:45:12.920 like

00:45:13.440 well I think there's

00:45:15.280 some spiritual shit

00:45:15.980 going on bro

00:45:16.560 I don't know

00:45:16.940 it does

00:45:17.380 sort of feel like that

00:45:18.800 it also feels like

00:45:20.540 I don't know

00:45:21.600 like

00:45:22.080 where's gonna be

00:45:23.080 the evidence

00:45:23.600 of all this

00:45:24.000 Hollywood pedophilia now

00:45:25.240 you know what I'm saying

00:45:27.660 the rooms got burned

00:45:30.220 with the cameras in them

00:45:31.120 got burned

00:45:31.640 I'm just saying

00:45:32.360 like

00:45:32.840 trees are fire

00:45:33.680 these people are not against

00:45:34.940 burning down an entire

00:45:36.240 fucking city

00:45:36.960 and doing

00:45:38.260 insane damage

00:45:40.540 to protect themselves

00:45:41.380 that's how cover ups

00:45:42.160 happen all the fucking time

00:45:43.160 I know

00:45:43.580 like all the time

00:45:45.140 bro

00:45:45.320 like it's always

00:45:45.860 look man

00:45:46.400 I hate to say that

00:45:47.580 like I know

00:45:48.080 cause people are gonna get upset

00:45:49.160 cause it's a tragedy

00:45:50.000 and

00:45:50.420 but they don't

00:45:51.220 but that's the thing

00:45:51.820 they don't care about

00:45:52.820 the extra

00:45:54.060 excess loss

00:45:55.020 or damage

00:45:55.580 they don't care

00:45:56.260 to achieve

00:45:56.820 one small little goal

00:45:58.040 they will fucking

00:45:59.240 burn it all down

00:45:59.940 and people don't

00:46:01.540 understand that bro

00:46:02.220 but we do that shit 0.81

00:46:03.360 to other countries

00:46:04.060 on a daily

00:46:04.840 that's what people

00:46:05.500 don't get

00:46:05.880 we do it

00:46:06.400 they just think

00:46:07.260 oh it never happened here

00:46:08.240 no it absolutely does

00:46:09.820 absolutely does

00:46:10.800 I don't know what to think

00:46:11.720 but I know this

00:46:12.960 I know tons of people

00:46:14.260 that live in LA

00:46:15.120 we used to have an office

00:46:16.680 in LA

00:46:17.220 we got a lot of friends

00:46:19.340 in LA

00:46:19.820 and it's

00:46:21.620 it's heartbreaking

00:46:22.320 to see

00:46:22.980 like places

00:46:24.760 that I've been

00:46:25.500 and gone

00:46:26.020 and spent real time at

00:46:27.200 just gone

00:46:28.380 yeah

00:46:28.720 it's fucking crazy

00:46:29.580 yeah

00:46:29.880 yeah I mean

00:46:30.840 even the last time

00:46:31.740 we went out there

00:46:32.380 like uh

00:46:33.020 cause I saw one of the videos

00:46:34.100 it was like right on

00:46:34.740 I mean I know we joke

00:46:35.500 a lot about it

00:46:36.140 yeah

00:46:36.400 right like

00:46:36.900 I fucking

00:46:37.640 I'm not a big fan

00:46:39.440 talk shit on communism

00:46:40.060 yeah for sure

00:46:40.680 bro

00:46:40.980 but like that

00:46:41.860 that's

00:46:42.460 this is terrible

00:46:43.480 no it's a

00:46:44.180 it's a fucked up loss 0.73

00:46:45.100 and like I mean

00:46:45.620 people real people

00:46:46.480 are being affected

00:46:47.240 yeah

00:46:47.500 some people are being affected

00:46:48.500 yeah bro

00:46:49.060 and you know

00:46:49.680 people don't understand

00:46:50.520 like when you lose

00:46:51.340 your house in a fire bro

00:46:52.440 you lose all your memories

00:46:53.480 you lose your animals

00:46:54.360 you lose your

00:46:54.840 like it's like

00:46:55.500 getting your life erased

00:46:56.620 you lose your computer

00:46:58.080 you lose all your

00:46:59.160 fucking photographs

00:47:00.100 and there's some

00:47:00.940 fucked up shit

00:47:01.500 going on with the insurance

00:47:02.480 and shit 0.59

00:47:02.740 hold on real talk

00:47:03.620 yeah do you know

00:47:05.000 why that happened

00:47:05.580 with the state farm

00:47:06.280 do you have that in here

00:47:07.340 I couldn't find

00:47:08.460 so do you know

00:47:09.380 why they did that

00:47:10.060 no

00:47:10.300 because they use an AI algorithm

00:47:11.940 the actuaries of the insurance company

00:47:13.860 use an AI algorithm

00:47:14.960 to determine

00:47:16.560 how risky

00:47:17.680 it is

00:47:18.940 and so

00:47:19.640 the AI algorithm knew

00:47:21.460 that they didn't have the resources

00:47:22.980 and they didn't

00:47:23.500 and they just cut the budget

00:47:24.480 and

00:47:25.200 yes

00:47:25.680 and they had problems

00:47:26.600 with getting water

00:47:27.580 and the AI algorithm knew

00:47:29.440 that they were like

00:47:30.340 set up for this

00:47:31.540 to happen

00:47:32.480 and so they fucking cancelled 0.75

00:47:33.600 all their insurances

00:47:34.460 days before

00:47:36.440 hold on

00:47:37.000 now I read that

00:47:38.860 yeah

00:47:39.200 I didn't vet it

00:47:40.360 but I read that

00:47:41.500 that could be

00:47:42.120 that could be false

00:47:43.600 but

00:47:44.060 it

00:47:45.380 sounded good

00:47:46.500 I mean fuck

00:47:47.120 it makes sense

00:47:47.660 yeah

00:47:47.880 I mean

00:47:48.280 and we know how much

00:47:49.780 everybody loves to use AI

00:47:50.960 because I mean

00:47:52.120 that's the thing that it lacks

00:47:53.260 it lacks the human

00:47:54.120 you know what I'm saying

00:47:55.020 like touch

00:47:55.820 you know

00:47:56.580 oh dude

00:47:57.260 it's fucking horrible

00:47:58.500 it's wild man

00:47:59.340 but let's dive into this

00:48:00.500 because we got some stuff

00:48:01.240 to talk about here

00:48:02.340 but people don't realize

00:48:03.600 like

00:48:03.960 what you actually lose

00:48:06.480 one of my best friends

00:48:08.140 one of Sal's best friends

00:48:09.380 his house burnt down

00:48:11.800 a number of years ago

00:48:13.300 and

00:48:14.180 the girl he was dating

00:48:16.560 I think

00:48:17.060 I think I remember right

00:48:18.080 she flipped a cigarette

00:48:18.840 on his deck

00:48:19.480 started a fire

00:48:20.460 burnt the house down

00:48:21.300 bro

00:48:22.340 his dad had just

00:48:24.000 passed away

00:48:24.700 and he had like

00:48:25.860 all these photographs

00:48:26.880 listen

00:48:27.640 the only thing he was able

00:48:29.300 to fucking salvage

00:48:30.200 from the house

00:48:30.720 was a fuck

00:48:31.280 his dad's casket

00:48:32.280 flag

00:48:32.660 and like

00:48:33.480 all his pictures

00:48:34.720 all his

00:48:35.440 fuck

00:48:35.820 all of his shit

00:48:37.120 gone

00:48:37.860 everything

00:48:38.620 like dude

00:48:39.660 people don't think

00:48:40.280 of it like that

00:48:40.920 like think of

00:48:41.920 think of someone

00:48:43.020 came through your life

00:48:43.840 and just erased

00:48:44.360 all the memories

00:48:45.260 you had

00:48:45.620 that's what a fire

00:48:46.480 does bro

00:48:47.060 geez

00:48:47.660 it's not

00:48:48.540 it's really bad

00:48:49.540 fuck man

00:48:50.760 it's terrible bro

00:48:53.140 I mean so far

00:48:54.120 as of right now

00:48:54.860 there's been at least

00:48:55.600 five

00:48:56.260 five deaths

00:48:57.600 as of right now

00:48:59.200 I'm sure that number

00:49:00.640 I mean Chris bro

00:49:01.340 the amount of destruction

00:49:02.940 I mean it's

00:49:04.400 27,000 acres

00:49:06.320 so far

00:49:06.880 50 billion dollars

00:49:08.040 yeah 57

00:49:08.940 is what they're

00:49:10.080 what they're estimating

00:49:10.900 right now

00:49:11.340 obviously celebrities

00:49:13.040 are pretty mad

00:49:13.600 because that's

00:49:14.000 a lot of the areas

00:49:15.140 a lot of the homes

00:49:15.780 have been these

00:49:16.300 these big mansions

00:49:17.280 and a lot of celebrities

00:49:19.020 should have been

00:49:19.880 I mean motherfucker

00:49:20.520 you get what you vote for

00:49:21.840 I hate to say that

00:49:23.060 I hate to say that

00:49:24.420 okay nobody deserves

00:49:25.920 what's happening out there

00:49:26.900 but when you vote for

00:49:28.540 the first

00:49:29.380 fucking

00:49:30.300 you know

00:49:31.120 anything this

00:49:32.520 or

00:49:33.160 or

00:49:33.840 or pronouns

00:49:34.980 or fucking 0.93

00:49:35.780 all this

00:49:36.240 this is the argument

00:49:37.540 of the last 15 years

00:49:39.020 you guys

00:49:40.560 you celebrities

00:49:41.320 were on TV

00:49:42.160 advocating for these people

00:49:44.260 who then made these decisions

00:49:46.020 to cut resources

00:49:47.100 steal the money

00:49:48.180 and let

00:49:49.260 these situations

00:49:50.380 manifest

00:49:51.020 okay

00:49:51.900 so it's just as much you

00:49:53.800 as it is the people

00:49:55.260 that you are now blaming

00:49:57.200 you were on TV

00:49:58.360 saying

00:49:59.320 vote for Gavin Newsom

00:50:00.860 vote for this

00:50:02.040 far leftist

00:50:03.060 vote for this progressive

00:50:04.200 and those people

00:50:05.620 historically

00:50:07.200 do the same thing

00:50:08.920 that they do to the black communities 1.00

00:50:10.300 for the last fucking 60 years 0.93

00:50:12.040 hey we're gonna come in

00:50:13.460 we're gonna do all this shit

00:50:14.560 we're gonna get all this funding

00:50:15.940 and then they steal it

00:50:17.980 and nothing happens

00:50:19.080 and the

00:50:19.440 and so this has happened

00:50:20.860 on a wide scale

00:50:21.920 in California

00:50:22.560 and now these people

00:50:24.460 are pissed

00:50:24.880 because it affects them

00:50:26.040 you know

00:50:26.940 like

00:50:27.320 I

00:50:28.300 I'm not saying

00:50:29.720 they deserved it

00:50:30.400 because nobody deserves it

00:50:31.500 but you

00:50:32.080 fucking vote

00:50:33.160 for stupid shit 0.67

00:50:34.400 this is what you get

00:50:35.480 you get

00:50:35.820 unpreparedness

00:50:37.040 you get

00:50:37.780 lack of resources

00:50:39.400 you get

00:50:40.020 and then when things

00:50:41.900 what happens

00:50:42.760 when there's a fucking 0.91

00:50:43.380 major earthquake

00:50:44.040 out there now

00:50:44.660 you know what I'm saying

00:50:46.900 yeah bro

00:50:47.340 they just cut

00:50:48.460 17 million dollars

00:50:49.640 off the fucking

00:50:50.240 fire department's budget

00:50:51.400 weeks ago

00:50:52.800 yeah just

00:50:53.760 and like

00:50:54.340 dude

00:50:54.980 it's so much

00:50:55.980 into this man

00:50:56.780 and like obviously

00:50:57.940 like

00:50:58.240 the goal is not

00:50:59.960 to politicize this

00:51:00.700 there's real people

00:51:01.240 that are being

00:51:02.020 like

00:51:02.740 their lives are being

00:51:03.440 destroyed by this

00:51:04.180 right

00:51:04.400 you know

00:51:05.260 but we have to address

00:51:06.700 the truth

00:51:07.600 and the reality

00:51:08.300 of the situation

00:51:09.280 and call a spade

00:51:10.080 a spade

00:51:10.520 you know

00:51:11.740 and when you look

00:51:12.940 and you just start

00:51:13.780 to unpeel this mess

00:51:14.860 bro

00:51:15.060 it's fucking disgusting

00:51:16.020 yeah

00:51:16.520 it's disgusting

00:51:17.240 you know

00:51:18.360 and think of what

00:51:18.980 they pay in tax

00:51:19.740 in California

00:51:20.320 bro

00:51:20.800 to get this

00:51:21.800 bro

00:51:22.580 this is what you get

00:51:23.700 this is what the fuck

00:51:25.300 you voted for bro

00:51:26.180 these people have pushed

00:51:27.140 and you know what I'm saying

00:51:27.800 like they cut 17 million

00:51:29.040 from the fire

00:51:29.720 but yeah let's fund this

00:51:31.500 you know

00:51:32.140 listen

00:51:32.360 this is why

00:51:33.240 this is why

00:51:34.240 we have to return

00:51:36.300 to meritocracy

00:51:37.920 we have to return

00:51:39.580 to voting

00:51:40.880 not because

00:51:41.880 someone has a skin color

00:51:43.380 or someone came

00:51:44.720 from somewhere

00:51:45.360 or what their gender is

00:51:47.260 we have

00:51:48.220 to put people

00:51:49.440 in positions

00:51:50.440 that are competent

00:51:53.040 skilled people

00:51:54.940 that can execute

00:51:55.720 the job

00:51:56.140 and I feel

00:51:56.980 fucking stupid

00:51:58.140 saying that

00:51:58.800 like it feels

00:51:59.440 so common sense

00:52:00.540 it is

00:52:01.060 but you know

00:52:02.400 people get so comfortable

00:52:03.500 they think that those

00:52:04.280 things don't matter

00:52:05.060 and then they vote

00:52:06.180 for you know

00:52:06.800 fucking whoever 0.95

00:52:07.600 makes them feel good

00:52:08.920 or that they can

00:52:09.600 brag about

00:52:10.600 well I voted for her

00:52:12.180 because that's the first

00:52:13.160 female 0.86

00:52:13.960 male

00:52:14.740 trans

00:52:15.940 fucking

00:52:16.580 you know what I'm saying

00:52:17.580 like dude

00:52:18.740 okay

00:52:19.200 and now your house

00:52:19.900 burnt out

00:52:20.340 right

00:52:20.760 right

00:52:22.020 so let's unpeel this

00:52:23.400 a little bit

00:52:23.780 right

00:52:24.040 because you know

00:52:24.700 one of the first

00:52:25.220 things that came out

00:52:26.000 was you got the mayor

00:52:26.960 most of this is happening

00:52:27.980 in the city of Los Angeles

00:52:30.100 the mayor

00:52:31.520 Democrat mayor

00:52:32.900 LA mayor

00:52:33.740 Karen Bass

00:52:34.800 she was in Africa

00:52:36.520 when this was going on

00:52:38.080 Los Angeles mayor

00:52:39.400 Karen Bass

00:52:40.080 spent Tuesday in Africa

00:52:41.140 as part of a

00:52:41.780 taxpayer funded

00:52:43.300 delegation

00:52:44.100 attending the

00:52:45.640 inauguration of

00:52:46.700 John Dramani Mahama

00:52:48.060 as Ghana's

00:52:49.220 president

00:52:49.700 the Democrat

00:52:50.180 was there

00:52:51.240 as her city

00:52:51.880 battled wildfires

00:52:53.240 and thousands of

00:52:54.320 residents fled

00:52:55.100 for their lives

00:52:55.960 now

00:52:56.740 here's the thing

00:52:59.080 it's important to know

00:53:00.100 all right

00:53:00.460 it's not like

00:53:01.140 you know

00:53:01.400 I mean

00:53:01.680 it's not like

00:53:03.080 she just 0.65

00:53:03.620 you know

00:53:04.240 happened to be there

00:53:05.520 and then this fire

00:53:07.160 broke out

00:53:07.700 here's the thing

00:53:09.000 all right

00:53:09.860 she knew

00:53:10.880 she was well aware

00:53:12.860 that there was a

00:53:13.760 potential for this fire

00:53:14.840 to break out

00:53:15.380 before she even went

00:53:16.640 on that fucking trip

00:53:17.660 okay

00:53:18.580 and we have the

00:53:19.240 timeline to prove it

00:53:20.360 all right

00:53:21.080 on Thursday

00:53:21.740 January 2nd

00:53:22.640 the National Weather

00:53:23.600 Service

00:53:24.160 explicitly warned

00:53:25.920 Los Angeles

00:53:26.840 about extreme fire

00:53:27.900 conditions over the

00:53:28.740 next week

00:53:29.180 okay

00:53:30.020 multiple reports

00:53:31.620 were coming out

00:53:32.220 on January 2nd

00:53:33.960 on January 4th

00:53:36.840 that's when she

00:53:37.520 decided to leave

00:53:38.380 to go attend

00:53:39.320 this inauguration

00:53:40.180 of another country's

00:53:41.100 president

00:53:41.440 and you're a city

00:53:42.640 mayor

00:53:42.940 okay

00:53:43.600 and that

00:53:44.020 and taxpayers

00:53:44.680 paid for her

00:53:45.320 to do that

00:53:45.760 be very very

00:53:46.780 clear on that

00:53:47.500 all right

00:53:48.360 now

00:53:49.840 that next day

00:53:51.440 emergency preparations

00:53:53.040 for expected

00:53:54.500 fire danger

00:53:55.180 that was put out

00:53:56.260 by the governor

00:53:56.940 all right

00:53:57.800 on January 6th

00:53:58.880 she remained in

00:53:59.560 Ghana

00:53:59.820 okay

00:54:00.800 January 6th

00:54:02.380 later that evening

00:54:03.080 to the National

00:54:03.740 Weather Service

00:54:04.360 they start pushing

00:54:05.160 out stuff

00:54:05.600 saying heads up

00:54:06.380 there's a life

00:54:07.020 threatening

00:54:07.400 destructive

00:54:08.140 widespread windstorm

00:54:09.440 as expected

00:54:10.060 Tuesday afternoon

00:54:10.760 to Wednesday

00:54:11.260 across much

00:54:12.580 of Ventura

00:54:13.500 and LA County

00:54:14.360 but she remained

00:54:15.940 in Africa

00:54:16.380 then the next day

00:54:18.700 that's when the

00:54:19.140 fires actually

00:54:19.660 started to hit

00:54:20.340 she remained

00:54:21.740 in Africa

00:54:22.180 and then finally

00:54:24.080 on January 8th

00:54:25.100 is when she 0.61

00:54:25.680 you know

00:54:26.040 finally showed up

00:54:26.920 now they were

00:54:27.360 able to catch her

00:54:28.040 coming off this

00:54:28.700 plane

00:54:29.080 all right

00:54:29.920 and I want to

00:54:30.420 show this video

00:54:31.220 for those of you

00:54:32.100 guys who have

00:54:32.460 not seen this

00:54:33.240 this is literally

00:54:34.940 her she's on

00:54:35.560 the jet bridge

00:54:36.200 while this is

00:54:36.660 happening

00:54:37.000 let's check

00:54:37.820 this clip out

00:54:38.460 do you owe

00:54:39.540 citizens an apology 1.00

00:54:40.500 for being absent

00:54:41.480 while their homes

00:54:42.100 were burning

00:54:42.560 do you regret

00:54:44.720 cutting the fire

00:54:45.380 department budget

00:54:46.100 by millions

00:54:46.780 of dollars

00:54:47.240 madam mayor

00:54:47.860 have you nothing

00:54:50.680 to say today

00:54:51.500 have you absolutely

00:54:54.580 nothing to say

00:54:55.500 to the citizens

00:54:56.120 today

00:54:56.580 Elon Musk says

00:54:59.140 that you're

00:54:59.500 utterly incompetent

00:55:00.820 are you considering

00:55:01.520 your position

00:55:02.200 madam mayor

00:55:06.420 have you absolutely

00:55:07.100 nothing to say

00:55:07.760 to the citizens

00:55:08.440 today

00:55:08.860 who are dealing

00:55:09.480 with this

00:55:09.940 disaster

00:55:10.680 no apology

00:55:17.440 for them

00:55:18.020 do you think

00:55:21.460 you should have

00:55:21.900 been visiting

00:55:22.720 Ghana

00:55:23.160 while this was

00:55:23.880 unfolding

00:55:24.360 back home

00:55:25.200 she's running 0.69

00:55:46.240 madam mayor

00:55:53.480 let me ask

00:55:53.960 you just

00:55:54.240 again

00:55:54.500 have you

00:55:54.740 anything

00:55:54.980 to say

00:55:55.360 to the

00:55:55.660 citizens

00:55:55.960 today

00:55:56.380 as you

00:55:57.020 return

00:55:57.380 how long

00:56:00.100 has she been

00:56:00.420 mayor

00:56:00.660 just recently

00:56:02.000 a few months

00:56:03.400 yeah

00:56:03.720 okay so

00:56:04.560 first of all

00:56:05.660 you know

00:56:07.000 let's be real

00:56:07.940 about that

00:56:08.460 it's not like

00:56:09.040 she fucking 1.00

00:56:09.540 did this

00:56:10.080 okay

00:56:10.840 Garcon

00:56:12.260 who was the

00:56:13.300 fucking mayor

00:56:13.800 forever

00:56:14.220 is the one

00:56:15.000 that did

00:56:15.240 most of

00:56:15.580 this shit

00:56:15.980 all right

00:56:16.940 secondly

00:56:18.020 she's clearly

00:56:20.980 not good

00:56:21.560 at public

00:56:21.940 relations

00:56:22.440 because all

00:56:23.040 she had to

00:56:23.540 say was

00:56:24.020 hey this

00:56:24.440 is horrible

00:56:24.980 this is why

00:56:25.560 I'm on my

00:56:25.920 way back

00:56:26.380 nobody could

00:56:26.920 have predicted

00:56:27.360 this

00:56:27.700 I'm gonna

00:56:29.160 get back

00:56:29.560 and have

00:56:29.860 navigate this

00:56:30.800 the best

00:56:31.120 that we

00:56:31.380 can

00:56:31.640 and hopefully

00:56:32.760 we can

00:56:33.220 get through

00:56:34.220 it with

00:56:35.180 the least

00:56:35.800 amount of

00:56:36.140 damage as

00:56:36.540 possible

00:56:36.920 that's all

00:56:37.300 you had to

00:56:37.580 say

00:56:37.780 you know

00:56:38.620 what I'm

00:56:38.760 saying

00:56:38.980 or something

00:56:39.720 to the

00:56:39.980 effect

00:56:40.200 it's

00:56:40.440 weekly

00:56:40.780 leadership

00:56:41.180 man

00:56:41.560 has nothing

00:56:42.240 to do

00:56:42.480 with her

00:56:42.660 being a woman

00:56:43.100 dude

00:56:43.380 what my

00:56:44.120 point is

00:56:44.860 is why

00:56:45.600 did she

00:56:46.640 get voted

00:56:47.600 in

00:56:48.460 why did

00:56:49.940 she get

00:56:50.340 voted in

00:56:50.900 she did

00:56:51.760 not get

00:56:52.200 voted in

00:56:52.660 because she's

00:56:53.260 competent

00:56:53.700 she did

00:56:54.400 not get

00:56:54.780 voted in

00:56:55.280 because she's

00:56:55.960 skilled

00:56:56.280 she did

00:56:56.940 not get

00:56:57.360 voted in

00:56:57.820 because she's

00:56:58.420 experienced

00:56:58.980 she got

00:57:00.100 voted in

00:57:00.860 because

00:57:01.580 California

00:57:02.620 is of

00:57:03.860 progressive

00:57:04.600 mindset

00:57:05.160 and who

00:57:06.520 knows what

00:57:07.240 they do

00:57:07.580 with the

00:57:07.820 elections

00:57:08.200 out there

00:57:08.720 okay

00:57:09.280 and people

00:57:11.000 vote for

00:57:11.580 things

00:57:12.080 so that

00:57:12.700 they can

00:57:12.960 brag to

00:57:13.440 their

00:57:13.600 friends

00:57:14.040 and say

00:57:14.380 they're

00:57:14.540 not

00:57:14.740 racist

00:57:15.240 instead

00:57:16.180 of saying

00:57:16.700 no we

00:57:17.740 need the

00:57:18.120 most

00:57:18.340 effective

00:57:18.740 person

00:57:19.260 now they

00:57:20.080 had

00:57:20.640 entrepreneurs

00:57:21.500 and billionaires

00:57:23.100 people who

00:57:23.620 have built

00:57:24.000 things

00:57:24.500 people who

00:57:24.900 have done

00:57:25.240 things

00:57:25.680 running for

00:57:26.480 mayor

00:57:26.740 and those

00:57:27.180 people

00:57:27.460 didn't win

00:57:28.160 and you

00:57:28.720 know why

00:57:29.080 they didn't

00:57:29.420 win

00:57:29.700 because they

00:57:30.200 were white

00:57:30.660 fucking men

00:57:31.360 that's it

00:57:32.420 so until we

00:57:34.360 get over this

00:57:34.940 insane shit

00:57:35.780 of we're gonna

00:57:37.160 put the first

00:57:38.100 person of this

00:57:39.120 or the first

00:57:40.120 woman this 0.94

00:57:40.780 or the first

00:57:41.300 gender this

00:57:42.000 and by the way

00:57:42.580 I don't give a

00:57:43.100 fuck if they

00:57:44.040 happen to be

00:57:44.640 those things

00:57:45.260 as long as

00:57:46.140 they're the

00:57:46.400 most skilled

00:57:47.040 that's all

00:57:49.120 that matters

00:57:49.560 dude

00:57:49.740 I don't look

00:57:50.940 at it like

00:57:51.220 no this is

00:57:52.780 just

00:57:52.900 if she was

00:57:53.920 a fucking 0.88

00:57:54.380 trans

00:57:55.100 man

00:57:56.380 fucking

00:57:57.600 zezer

00:57:58.180 fucking

00:57:59.180 whatever

00:57:59.520 and she

00:58:00.560 had the

00:58:00.880 most skill

00:58:01.520 I'd be

00:58:01.880 like cool

00:58:02.460 cool

00:58:03.560 okay cool

00:58:04.260 your personal

00:58:04.900 life is your

00:58:05.500 personal life

00:58:06.180 you want to

00:58:06.520 do what you

00:58:06.840 want to do

00:58:07.260 but that

00:58:08.920 ain't the

00:58:09.220 case

00:58:09.580 and that's

00:58:10.240 not the

00:58:10.540 case across

00:58:11.160 the country

00:58:11.720 we looked

00:58:12.540 at this

00:58:12.860 shit

00:58:13.120 we had

00:58:13.920 this shit

00:58:14.280 here

00:58:14.620 with Kim

00:58:15.300 Gardner

00:58:15.720 who let

00:58:16.420 our fucking

00:58:16.940 city burn

00:58:17.960 okay we

00:58:19.280 have this

00:58:19.820 in cities

00:58:20.760 across the

00:58:21.700 fucking

00:58:22.040 country

00:58:22.540 where these

00:58:23.300 people who

00:58:23.820 are not

00:58:24.200 qualified to

00:58:24.940 do the

00:58:25.260 job have

00:58:26.080 no history

00:58:26.740 of qualifications

00:58:27.560 have no

00:58:28.180 attributes

00:58:28.760 have no

00:58:29.720 accolades

00:58:30.440 are in these

00:58:31.700 positions of

00:58:32.360 power and they

00:58:33.080 are literally

00:58:33.760 fucking the

00:58:34.600 entire country

00:58:35.320 up okay

00:58:36.640 and it doesn't

00:58:37.060 matter if

00:58:37.480 they're white

00:58:37.880 or they're

00:58:38.220 black or

00:58:38.620 they're gay 0.90

00:58:38.960 or they're

00:58:39.240 straight or

00:58:39.620 they're trans

00:58:40.000 I don't

00:58:40.300 care but we

00:58:41.440 have to get

00:58:41.920 back to

00:58:42.760 meritocracy

00:58:43.520 are you

00:58:44.380 qualified

00:58:45.100 are you

00:58:46.560 skilled

00:58:47.100 are you

00:58:48.060 the best

00:58:48.500 person for

00:58:49.140 the job

00:58:49.660 or is

00:58:50.480 your head

00:58:50.960 up your

00:58:51.240 own ass 0.79

00:58:51.980 with all

00:58:52.640 these social

00:58:53.320 issues

00:58:53.820 because dude

00:58:55.640 when the

00:58:56.020 fucking rubber

00:58:56.580 hits the

00:58:57.020 road people

00:58:57.720 die

00:58:58.260 right

00:58:58.820 right

00:59:00.580 so you

00:59:01.820 know all

00:59:02.180 you motherfuckers 0.69

00:59:02.980 which they

00:59:03.400 don't listen

00:59:03.760 to this show

00:59:04.280 but that

00:59:05.300 vote on these

00:59:06.060 fucking issues

00:59:06.760 so you

00:59:07.140 could go to

00:59:07.540 brunch and

00:59:08.080 feel like

00:59:08.540 you know

00:59:09.180 you're doing

00:59:09.660 something

00:59:10.120 noble

00:59:11.160 realize that

00:59:12.300 you're putting

00:59:12.720 your fellow

00:59:13.220 citizens at

00:59:13.960 risk

00:59:14.340 putting yourself

00:59:14.840 at risk

00:59:15.260 yes

00:59:15.640 all these

00:59:18.060 celebrities

00:59:18.540 oh they're

00:59:18.940 mad because

00:59:19.440 their house

00:59:19.780 burned down

00:59:20.160 well motherfucker

00:59:20.860 what the fuck

00:59:21.900 have you been

00:59:22.260 preaching for the

00:59:22.820 last 20 years

00:59:23.520 that's my

00:59:26.340 question

00:59:26.720 you know

00:59:27.700 but I mean

00:59:28.180 it's a real

00:59:28.820 issue bro

00:59:29.380 it's like

00:59:29.820 you know

00:59:30.180 like you said

00:59:31.320 bro it doesn't

00:59:31.800 matter where

00:59:32.440 you come from

00:59:33.580 what you claim

00:59:34.160 to be

00:59:34.440 can you do

00:59:35.200 the job

00:59:35.620 and that's

00:59:36.080 not been

00:59:36.480 the focus

00:59:36.960 of Los Angeles

00:59:37.760 historically

00:59:38.620 the focus

00:59:39.900 across the

00:59:40.460 country

00:59:40.720 and most

00:59:41.080 parts of

00:59:41.400 the country

00:59:41.720 100%

00:59:42.460 in 2023

00:59:44.060 Los Angeles

00:59:44.980 created the

00:59:45.760 DEI Bureau

00:59:46.960 and promoted

00:59:48.180 black lesbian

00:59:49.140 to weed out 0.98

00:59:49.880 bigoted

00:59:50.360 firefighters on

00:59:51.300 the force

00:59:51.780 let's talk

00:59:52.860 about it

00:59:53.200 let's dive

00:59:53.600 into it

00:59:53.920 because being

00:59:54.400 a lesbian

00:59:54.940 and being

00:59:55.420 black

00:59:55.920 has something

00:59:56.800 to do

00:59:57.360 with putting

00:59:58.000 out fucking

00:59:58.460 fires

00:59:58.960 and do you

01:00:02.280 really care

01:00:02.920 if your

01:00:03.260 firefighter is

01:00:03.960 bigoted

01:00:04.340 as long as

01:00:04.800 he comes

01:00:05.100 to your

01:00:05.360 house

01:00:05.660 and squirts 1.00

01:00:06.440 the fucking

01:00:06.860 fire out

01:00:07.500 right

01:00:07.840 fuck

01:00:09.760 like oh man

01:00:11.280 are you

01:00:11.540 are you

01:00:11.820 a gay 0.72

01:00:12.100 firefighter

01:00:12.720 I don't

01:00:13.040 want you

01:00:13.440 like

01:00:14.200 have you

01:00:14.520 ever told

01:00:14.880 a racist

01:00:15.240 joke

01:00:15.640 well fuck

01:00:16.340 dude

01:00:16.540 don't squirt

01:00:17.140 the fucking

01:00:17.560 hose on my 0.66

01:00:18.100 house

01:00:18.460 let the shit

01:00:18.960 burn

01:00:19.280 yeah

01:00:19.580 what are we

01:00:20.300 doing man

01:00:21.060 check this

01:00:21.540 clip out

01:00:21.940 so this is

01:00:22.400 Kristen Larson

01:00:23.280 she's the 0.99

01:00:24.540 first black

01:00:25.380 battalion chief

01:00:26.300 in Los Angeles

01:00:27.100 check this

01:00:27.560 video out

01:00:28.140 so I want

01:00:28.960 to reach

01:00:29.240 down and

01:00:29.580 bring you

01:00:29.940 up

01:00:30.160 and that's

01:00:31.060 kind of

01:00:31.480 something that

01:00:32.160 stuck with

01:00:32.620 me to this

01:00:33.720 day

01:00:33.980 part of that

01:00:34.900 work means

01:00:35.420 speaking up

01:00:35.960 for those who

01:00:36.420 can't

01:00:36.880 over the

01:00:37.400 last few

01:00:37.800 years

01:00:38.100 LAFD has

01:00:38.920 dealt with

01:00:39.280 a fair

01:00:39.660 share of

01:00:40.040 controversy

01:00:40.560 and Larson

01:00:41.460 not afraid

01:00:42.200 to sound

01:00:42.540 the alarm

01:00:43.080 I chose

01:00:43.720 to speak

01:00:44.180 out

01:00:44.560 pretty much

01:00:45.940 by myself

01:00:46.680 about the

01:00:47.560 issues of

01:00:48.440 sexism and

01:00:49.340 racism within

01:00:50.040 my department

01:00:51.080 and the need

01:00:53.520 for change

01:00:54.240 I don't think

01:00:55.120 there's any

01:00:55.600 question that

01:00:56.400 our department

01:00:56.920 is the best

01:00:58.900 at fighting

01:00:59.620 fires

01:01:00.060 we do it

01:01:01.220 better than

01:01:01.700 anybody in

01:01:02.240 the world

01:01:02.620 when it

01:01:03.360 comes to

01:01:03.860 the personnel

01:01:04.320 side

01:01:04.840 we have

01:01:05.480 some issues

01:01:06.080 and they're

01:01:07.520 not insurmountable

01:01:08.400 but they need

01:01:09.620 to be addressed

01:01:10.220 and fixed

01:01:11.520 to the best

01:01:12.940 of everybody's

01:01:13.780 ability

01:01:14.100 make sure you

01:01:15.420 don't say

01:01:15.840 anything offensive

01:01:16.580 when you're

01:01:16.960 putting out

01:01:17.280 that fire

01:01:17.840 make sure you

01:01:19.000 use someone's

01:01:19.600 right pronouns

01:01:20.300 when you're

01:01:20.700 putting out

01:01:21.000 that fire

01:01:21.540 make sure you

01:01:22.760 never you

01:01:23.300 know you

01:01:24.220 never said

01:01:25.000 anything off

01:01:25.560 color told

01:01:26.300 a weird joke

01:01:27.020 or you know

01:01:27.720 I don't know

01:01:28.380 we're heterosexual

01:01:29.660 we put out

01:01:30.300 that fire

01:01:30.800 you better

01:01:31.920 not be

01:01:32.280 straight 0.70

01:01:32.740 fuck dude

01:01:34.980 the world

01:01:36.100 this dude

01:01:37.140 listen

01:01:37.500 we're seeing

01:01:38.800 look at the

01:01:39.560 headline on

01:01:40.020 there

01:01:40.200 black excellence

01:01:41.420 see that's

01:01:42.660 the kind

01:01:43.020 of shit

01:01:43.380 that is

01:01:43.820 fucking up

01:01:44.400 the world

01:01:44.800 bro

01:01:45.040 it is man

01:01:45.600 it's just

01:01:46.480 excellence

01:01:47.200 are you an

01:01:48.720 excellent person

01:01:49.620 or are you

01:01:50.300 not

01:01:50.640 it's not

01:01:51.320 white excellence

01:01:52.380 it's not

01:01:53.080 black excellence

01:01:54.200 it's not

01:01:54.840 fucking gay 0.99

01:01:55.860 excellence

01:01:56.340 it's fucking 0.91

01:01:57.100 are you

01:01:57.620 excellent

01:01:58.100 or are you

01:01:58.700 not

01:01:59.020 and this

01:01:59.860 fucking

01:02:00.420 bullshit

01:02:01.020 this

01:02:02.060 identity

01:02:02.900 politics

01:02:03.660 nonsense

01:02:04.660 has fucked 0.74

01:02:05.820 the entire

01:02:06.320 world up

01:02:06.740 and now

01:02:07.040 LA is

01:02:07.640 fucking

01:02:07.900 in ashes

01:02:08.420 because of

01:02:09.000 it

01:02:09.140 bro

01:02:09.440 and you

01:02:11.460 know what's

01:02:11.800 even

01:02:12.020 what's even

01:02:12.500 crazier

01:02:12.940 is that

01:02:13.780 you go to

01:02:14.740 pride.com

01:02:15.960 they put this

01:02:17.820 article out

01:02:18.400 amid Palisades

01:02:19.940 fire

01:02:20.340 Los Angeles

01:02:21.040 first

01:02:21.480 LGBTQ

01:02:22.080 plus fire

01:02:22.920 chief is

01:02:23.340 proving

01:02:23.680 lesbians 0.93

01:02:24.300 get it

01:02:24.680 done

01:02:25.020 yeah they

01:02:25.860 burn the

01:02:26.420 shit down

01:02:27.040 the whole

01:02:28.120 fucking

01:02:28.700 town

01:02:29.100 is

01:02:29.320 fucked

01:02:29.880 come on

01:02:33.160 man

01:02:33.480 dude

01:02:34.420 let's go

01:02:35.420 they don't

01:02:35.940 want you

01:02:36.220 to fucking 0.95

01:02:36.660 like I'm

01:02:37.940 gonna walk

01:02:38.260 outside I see

01:02:39.440 the whole city

01:02:39.980 on fucking 0.92

01:02:40.420 fire but

01:02:41.520 you know

01:02:42.000 what they're

01:02:43.400 doing a good

01:02:43.800 job

01:02:44.100 yeah great

01:02:45.800 job

01:02:46.060 bro I feel

01:02:46.580 bad for like

01:02:47.340 the fucking

01:02:47.720 real firefighters

01:02:48.680 like how many

01:02:49.820 real fire have

01:02:51.100 you ever seen

01:02:51.520 that clip of

01:02:52.640 Adam Carolla

01:02:54.740 talking about

01:02:55.320 how when he

01:02:55.740 was broke

01:02:56.180 he he

01:02:56.820 he joined

01:02:57.980 he wanted to

01:02:58.680 join the

01:02:59.020 fire department

01:02:59.680 yeah and it

01:03:00.020 took him seven

01:03:00.580 years to get a

01:03:01.240 fucking interview

01:03:01.820 and while he

01:03:02.740 was there there

01:03:03.320 was a black

01:03:03.820 woman who was 1.00

01:03:04.500 in the interview

01:03:05.260 and he asked

01:03:06.200 her he said how

01:03:06.620 long have you

01:03:06.920 been waiting

01:03:07.280 for and she

01:03:07.720 said since

01:03:08.120 Wednesday

01:03:08.480 okay that's a

01:03:10.700 problem that's a

01:03:12.340 problem it's

01:03:13.020 crazy man it's

01:03:14.200 crazy we got we

01:03:15.340 cannot we have to

01:03:16.440 lose this fucking 0.98

01:03:17.680 shit dude this

01:03:19.420 this we're

01:03:20.600 Americans man it 1.00

01:03:21.880 doesn't matter if

01:03:22.680 you're black or

01:03:23.300 white or gay or

01:03:24.120 straight we're

01:03:24.580 fucking Americans 0.88

01:03:25.580 and are you good

01:03:27.240 or are you capable

01:03:28.320 of doing this job

01:03:29.360 or not and if

01:03:30.040 you're not you're

01:03:31.220 still a good person

01:03:32.180 but go over here

01:03:32.740 and do this job

01:03:33.480 you know what I

01:03:34.620 mean yeah bro

01:03:35.300 let's go to CNN

01:03:36.380 real quick though

01:03:37.140 because this was an

01:03:38.100 interesting exchange

01:03:39.360 that happened on

01:03:40.140 CNN you got

01:03:41.640 Jasmine Crockett

01:03:42.580 she's a crowd 1.00

01:03:43.760 favorite she's I

01:03:46.140 think she's in

01:03:47.180 she's a congresswoman 1.00

01:03:48.140 I think I'm

01:03:49.360 pretty sure she

01:03:50.840 likes to get in

01:03:51.380 these race debates

01:03:52.320 and then talk

01:03:53.360 about this let's

01:03:54.140 check this clip

01:03:54.660 out you might

01:03:55.680 have recall a

01:03:56.820 new story from

01:03:57.400 last year there

01:03:58.100 was some interest

01:03:58.720 in the fire

01:03:59.860 departments and

01:04:00.420 the firefighters in

01:04:01.280 California and the

01:04:02.100 interest was there

01:04:03.360 were too many white 0.99

01:04:04.120 men who were

01:04:05.100 firefighters and we

01:04:05.780 need to have a

01:04:06.180 program in

01:04:06.660 California to make

01:04:07.360 sure we don't

01:04:07.680 have enough white

01:04:08.560 men as

01:04:08.900 firefighters so

01:04:09.660 and yet I'm

01:04:17.960 wondering now if

01:04:18.620 your house was

01:04:19.120 burning down how

01:04:19.860 much do you care

01:04:20.480 what color the

01:04:21.020 firefighters are

01:04:21.680 you can respond

01:04:22.280 and then listen I

01:04:23.800 am so tired you

01:04:25.040 know what there

01:04:25.420 was an article that

01:04:26.040 just came out that

01:04:26.780 said that actually

01:04:27.560 the most educated

01:04:29.120 demographic in this

01:04:30.500 country right now is

01:04:31.400 black women so let 1.00

01:04:32.900 let me be clear

01:04:33.860 because you are a

01:04:35.680 woman or because

01:04:36.500 because I know

01:04:37.120 that some of the

01:04:37.760 right has been

01:04:38.440 sharing these photos

01:04:39.640 of the fact that I

01:04:40.900 believe that the

01:04:41.520 fire chief may be a

01:04:43.040 woman or something

01:04:43.800 that has nothing to

01:04:44.680 do with it we are

01:04:45.320 looking at

01:04:45.800 qualifications what

01:04:47.020 diversity equity and

01:04:47.960 inclusion has always

01:04:48.900 been about is saying

01:04:50.420 you know what open

01:04:51.860 this up don't just

01:04:53.260 look at the white

01:04:54.360 men open it up and

01:04:55.660 recognize that other

01:04:56.500 people can be

01:04:57.080 qualified and the

01:04:58.220 fact that we want

01:04:59.160 to at a time when

01:05:00.160 people are dying

01:05:00.940 okay lady but here's 1.00

01:05:02.400 the fucking problem

01:05:03.440 the white men don't 0.80

01:05:05.200 even get a chance

01:05:05.920 anymore

01:05:06.360 so I can understand

01:05:08.220 this 60 years ago

01:05:09.420 when it was the

01:05:10.060 boys club and it

01:05:11.020 was all white dudes

01:05:12.400 doing fucking

01:05:12.980 everything but now

01:05:14.300 we've we've created

01:05:15.380 this scenario where

01:05:16.480 white men don't even 0.99

01:05:17.960 get an opportunity

01:05:18.700 anymore because

01:05:19.500 they're white which 0.61

01:05:20.380 is racist by

01:05:21.660 definition okay so

01:05:23.780 fucking that

01:05:25.660 argument is 40

01:05:26.960 years too late

01:05:27.880 yep no that now

01:05:29.920 you got it and

01:05:31.380 um you know I'm so

01:05:33.460 tired of hearing this

01:05:34.520 shit like dude what

01:05:35.820 are we talking

01:05:36.480 about the the only

01:05:37.700 demographic in the

01:05:38.780 history in the

01:05:39.400 fucking country that

01:05:40.400 that has been able to

01:05:41.580 be discriminated

01:05:42.300 against for the last

01:05:43.220 fucking 20 years is

01:05:44.940 white men they're the 0.92

01:05:46.680 only ones that can

01:05:47.520 legally not get a job

01:05:49.220 because they're a

01:05:50.440 white man so we're

01:05:52.520 gonna fucking still 0.86

01:05:53.340 beat this drum about

01:05:54.420 this fucking shit of

01:05:55.580 opportunity what the

01:05:56.560 fuck are we talking

01:05:57.320 about why aren't we

01:05:58.480 talking about that in

01:05:59.340 fucking sports why are

01:06:01.240 we talking about that in

01:06:02.020 the NFL or fucking

01:06:03.320 basketball or fuck I

01:06:05.840 remember they were

01:06:06.320 talking about it in

01:06:07.020 hockey a couple years

01:06:07.880 ago but how come it's

01:06:09.720 exclusively to white

01:06:11.140 things and not fucking 0.97

01:06:12.140 everything right like

01:06:13.500 dude I'm just done with

01:06:14.480 this shit we're

01:06:15.740 Americans we're fucking

01:06:17.400 all we should all be

01:06:18.820 judged on the content of

01:06:19.880 our character and what

01:06:20.840 skills we have

01:06:21.980 meritocracy that is it

01:06:23.460 man and anything else is

01:06:25.560 fucking racist by default

01:06:27.620 well bro you know the

01:06:28.420 other thing too that

01:06:29.260 that's that's crazy is

01:06:30.460 like they put these

01:06:31.060 people in these

01:06:31.780 positions and then

01:06:33.300 they pay them

01:06:34.160 exorbitant amounts of

01:06:36.080 money though so the

01:06:37.520 the person that's

01:06:38.940 responsible because like

01:06:40.460 I mean here's one of

01:06:41.100 the things too this

01:06:41.900 woman's fucking insane 1.00

01:06:43.300 oh yeah bro put her 0.66

01:06:46.220 on the fucking fire

01:06:47.180 crew no for real let

01:06:49.320 her go see what it's 0.99

01:06:49.960 about dude the thing's

01:06:52.380 insane though but like

01:06:53.060 the thing where hold

01:06:54.080 on there's a there's

01:06:54.780 more to this clip right

01:06:55.780 what else does she say

01:06:57.100 I'm sure some decide

01:06:58.380 that a country of

01:06:59.520 immigrants is failing or 1.00

01:07:01.660 people are dying because

01:07:03.020 the same very people

01:07:04.580 that built this country

01:07:05.580 because the last time I

01:07:06.520 checked y'all didn't say

01:07:07.280 that anything was wrong

01:07:08.500 with the White House and

01:07:09.320 I can promise you it was

01:07:10.560 my ancestors that built

01:07:12.060 the White House so listen

01:07:13.100 if we have been good

01:07:14.020 enough to build this

01:07:15.280 country we are good

01:07:16.380 enough to serve and die

01:07:18.140 overseas we are good

01:07:19.680 enough to serve in other

01:07:21.400 ways and the fact that

01:07:22.580 people actually decide

01:07:23.740 that they want to engage

01:07:24.720 in public service where

01:07:25.840 are we not where where

01:07:27.160 are you not serving

01:07:28.200 where are you where are

01:07:30.200 you blocked out of

01:07:31.140 where where it doesn't

01:07:34.600 fucking 50 years ago

01:07:36.040 okay 60 years 70

01:07:38.120 okay 70 years ago okay

01:07:39.880 yeah what the fuck are

01:07:41.480 you talking about and

01:07:43.300 not only that just

01:07:43.940 because you want to do

01:07:45.280 something doesn't mean

01:07:46.100 you can that's the

01:07:46.920 bottom line bro it

01:07:47.860 doesn't matter it doesn't

01:07:49.700 matter bro listen we

01:07:51.460 got to get back to being

01:07:53.180 judged on the quality of

01:07:54.860 our character and the

01:07:57.040 skill set that we have

01:07:58.320 and we need to apply

01:07:59.240 that skill set to the

01:08:01.320 things that we are

01:08:02.420 capable of doing and we

01:08:03.800 need to be judged on our

01:08:05.040 fucking performance that

01:08:06.240 is it that's it not the

01:08:07.760 color of your skin not

01:08:09.200 what your ancestors built

01:08:10.840 okay I see people like

01:08:13.360 her saying that black 1.00

01:08:15.020 people built fucking

01:08:15.960 Europe right okay so what

01:08:18.300 did white people build

01:08:19.260 right what did we do oh

01:08:20.920 we did nothing yeah the

01:08:22.700 fuck out of here black 1.00

01:08:23.360 people built Rome bro

01:08:24.140 listen I'm not gonna

01:08:24.900 fucking hear this shit

01:08:25.880 anymore I'm tired of

01:08:26.940 hearing it I'm tired of

01:08:28.700 hearing it okay so so

01:08:31.120 we don't get any

01:08:31.780 history we don't get any

01:08:33.320 history

01:08:33.720 bro and listen that's not

01:08:37.180 racist to stand up and

01:08:38.500 say what the fuck yeah

01:08:39.480 right

01:08:39.740 no that's the thing man

01:08:41.840 like but they that's how

01:08:42.920 they disguise this shit

01:08:44.120 man they know that's

01:08:45.080 racist shit it's what

01:08:46.080 she's fucking saying it's

01:08:47.240 racist yes it's racist

01:08:48.700 man you know it's crazy

01:08:51.260 and then but then they put

01:08:52.420 these people in these

01:08:53.040 positions bro and they

01:08:53.840 give them exorbitant

01:08:55.160 amounts of money so like

01:08:56.920 one of the things that's

01:08:57.740 also happening in LA

01:08:58.800 right now is that you

01:09:01.260 know there's a water

01:09:02.060 shortage right and the

01:09:04.720 fire hydrants have been

01:09:06.940 run out right you know

01:09:09.100 who did that and the 0.98

01:09:10.000 person that's responsible

01:09:11.020 for that yeah he was

01:09:12.320 white I think it was it

01:09:14.080 was a chick actually 0.61

01:09:14.840 no it was Gavin Newsom

01:09:15.980 did it well yeah he

01:09:16.960 started to protect the

01:09:17.720 fucking smelt the

01:09:18.780 fucking salmon endangered

01:09:20.820 fish yeah right

01:09:22.420 but like protect this

01:09:23.840 fucking endangered fish

01:09:25.020 and let your entire

01:09:26.440 country your entire city

01:09:27.740 burn down yeah bro and

01:09:29.720 the person that's in LA

01:09:31.040 County that's responsible

01:09:32.380 that helped with that

01:09:33.240 decision how much that

01:09:34.080 that person makes a year

01:09:35.900 three quarters of a

01:09:38.080 million dollars bro

01:09:39.280 750 grand a fucking year

01:09:42.040 cost of living that's

01:09:43.760 insane man it's insane

01:09:46.360 taxpayer money bro it's

01:09:48.980 insane bro now there's

01:09:50.840 there's been a lot of

01:09:51.280 other crazy stuff going

01:09:52.240 on one thing that I

01:09:53.740 bro you feel what I'm

01:09:54.440 saying though about that

01:09:55.380 race shit oh bro it's

01:09:56.420 done no I'm just saying

01:09:57.880 like shut the fuck up 0.94

01:09:59.780 it's done tell give me an

01:10:01.420 example of where the fuck 0.75

01:10:02.520 you where can you where are

01:10:04.960 you blocked out of it

01:10:07.280 doesn't where it doesn't

01:10:08.960 name a bunch of places up

01:10:10.540 until fucking six months 0.92

01:10:11.620 ago when they stopped

01:10:12.400 affirmative action that

01:10:13.300 white people are blocked

01:10:14.100 out of mm-hmm

01:10:15.800 nothing happened bro but

01:10:18.020 uh let's throw some more

01:10:19.460 BS here because uh it was

01:10:21.420 going on Twitter I found

01:10:22.560 this guy Morgan 10

01:10:23.700 tingly tingly let's read

01:10:27.140 his tweet read his tweet

01:10:28.520 you want to read it the

01:10:30.020 insanity of being a fire

01:10:32.240 ecologist in the epicenter

01:10:34.820 of a major fire event bags

01:10:37.240 packed ready to evacuate

01:10:39.120 watching active fire from my

01:10:41.260 window while taking media

01:10:42.800 requests and explaining to

01:10:44.080 the public for the 100th

01:10:45.960 thousandth time how climate

01:10:48.300 change is largely

01:10:49.300 responsible for this you

01:10:51.380 sir are a fucking idiot 1.00

01:10:53.700 they got no water they got

01:10:56.380 no staff they got no

01:10:57.640 resources they got fucking 0.60

01:10:59.760 but but it's climate change

01:11:01.940 right climate change

01:11:03.200 these people these people

01:11:05.300 want it to be climate change

01:11:06.980 to push they would love

01:11:09.340 their city to burn to push

01:11:12.000 their religion which is

01:11:13.360 climate mm-hmm they're not

01:11:15.340 saying dude the 17 million

01:11:17.080 dollars that was cut out the

01:11:18.220 budget that had nothing to

01:11:19.180 do fucking the way they

01:11:20.200 spend it what's that gonna

01:11:21.080 be one fire truck they're

01:11:22.240 right you know I'm saying

01:11:23.220 like 17 million these

01:11:25.860 fuckers in California been 0.90

01:11:27.120 milking their citizens look

01:11:28.700 dude here's the reality

01:11:29.720 people in California go with

01:11:31.580 the flow people that's why

01:11:32.540 they fucking live there no

01:11:33.900 one really gives a fuck

01:11:34.860 they're like fuck it up if

01:11:36.260 you go to California to talk

01:11:37.360 to someone about the taxes

01:11:38.240 you know what they say they

01:11:39.620 all say the same shit look

01:11:40.740 around dude look at the

01:11:42.300 weather mm-hmm it's a

01:11:43.360 weather tax fuck this is

01:11:44.720 beautiful I get it that's

01:11:46.520 crazy okay but these people

01:11:47.860 don't pay attention to how

01:11:49.200 their money is miss

01:11:50.180 appropriated and stolen from

01:11:52.760 them it's crazy because

01:11:55.100 they're they're they're just

01:11:56.000 go with the flow type people

01:11:57.220 bro they're like fuck it I'll

01:11:58.360 pay it look how beautiful it

01:11:59.840 is and I agree California is

01:12:01.040 a beautiful place but fuck

01:12:02.700 dude these people have been

01:12:03.620 stealing your money for years

01:12:05.060 and years and years and years

01:12:06.000 and years driving up the cost

01:12:08.140 of property driving up the

01:12:09.680 cost of living making it

01:12:11.320 unaffordable to fucking even

01:12:13.180 exist there unless you're

01:12:14.920 making a million bucks a

01:12:15.940 year you know what I mean

01:12:17.220 bro it's impossible bro

01:12:18.300 people gotta fucking wake up 0.93

01:12:20.940 dude Morgan no he's never

01:12:24.400 gonna wake up let's play a

01:12:27.540 game let's play a game so on

01:12:29.140 this fire stuff you know like

01:12:30.220 I said a lot of people been

01:12:30.860 coming out talking about this

01:12:32.080 we're gonna play a little

01:12:33.140 game it's called who said it

01:12:35.080 okay so we'll put a little

01:12:37.060 tweet up and I want you to

01:12:38.540 figure out who said this okay

01:12:39.660 here's here's here's the

01:12:41.340 quote we sent over 250

01:12:44.020 billion dollars to Ukraine

01:12:45.760 but we can't get enough water

01:12:47.260 to fight fires in California I

01:12:49.400 pray for everyone's well-being

01:12:50.580 during this time of

01:12:51.400 difficulty who said that I mean

01:12:56.480 it's a rapper it's I get a

01:12:58.840 hint mm-hmm yeah it's a

01:12:59.900 rapper what kind of rapper good

01:13:02.960 one or a bad one ah oh that's a

01:13:05.340 tough question depends on who

01:13:06.860 yeah I'll tell you he's

01:13:08.220 wearing he probably would wear

01:13:09.960 black air force ones 50 cent

01:13:13.120 waka flaka flame oh all right

01:13:15.680 waka flaka waka flaka we had

01:13:17.420 some good music back there

01:13:18.340 sounds good guess that was a

01:13:19.760 good that was decent guess that

01:13:20.820 was that was good yeah yeah he's

01:13:22.440 been trying to walk and says

01:13:23.420 some real shit bro he's been on

01:13:24.840 the he's been on the right track

01:13:25.760 he's better than that piles dude

01:13:27.900 yeah he's probably you probably I'd

01:13:29.740 imagine piles what the fuck's his 0.88

01:13:31.560 name plies plies that guy's a

01:13:33.780 that guy's a fucking moron yeah

01:13:38.220 that's it I don't even know who

01:13:40.040 the fuck that is bro that he is he's 0.95

01:13:43.440 a fucking idiot yeah man oh that guy 0.99

01:13:46.960 should stick to whatever the fuck he

01:13:48.160 does I guess he's a rapper okay go

01:13:50.680 rap maybe yeah I mean he wasn't he

01:13:52.780 wasn't good at that either but yeah on

01:13:54.880 top of that 250 Biden also just sent

01:13:56.840 500 million man guys pray for the

01:13:58.820 people of California yeah I mean it's

01:14:01.600 heavy out there and do the pigeon

01:14:03.900 bro it's sad as fuck bro it's sad 0.97

01:14:06.320 dude California is so mismanaged and

01:14:09.220 it's finally come to a head where it's

01:14:11.180 you know it's ruining like bro you

01:14:15.660 know how long it's gonna take to

01:14:16.700 rebuild and fucking revegetate the 0.93

01:14:18.960 the area it's a fucking wasteland bro 0.82

01:14:23.480 and I don't know there's it seems like

01:14:25.700 there's more to it dude you know

01:14:27.640 Hollywood's been losing steam

01:14:29.340 Hollywood's been losing uh clout and

01:14:32.300 trust for so long and people don't

01:14:34.780 give a fuck about the movies they're

01:14:35.960 making because they're making shitty

01:14:36.960 movies now that are all bullshit um

01:14:39.880 it's just interesting that now all of

01:14:42.240 a sudden this is all just going up and

01:14:44.700 I don't know what to think bro honestly

01:14:46.140 yeah yeah guys jumping on this

01:14:48.400 conversation down in the comments let

01:14:50.020 us know what you guys think I mean

01:14:51.520 look at that guy that firefighter bro

01:14:53.120 he looks just fucking he's like looks

01:14:54.760 defeated yeah what the fuck can I 0.58

01:14:56.920 even do you can't do anything

01:14:59.340 sucks dude yeah man yeah guys let us 0.76

01:15:02.480 know down in the comments what you

01:15:03.640 guys should have never happened they

01:15:05.220 should always be with the the climate

01:15:07.560 and the fucking droughts and the and 0.91

01:15:10.300 the way California is how do they not

01:15:12.760 have the best preparation for these

01:15:14.740 types of things that's the thing but

01:15:15.780 like that's when you start peeling

01:15:16.900 back the shit I mean it's hard to say

01:15:18.820 that it wasn't fucking intentional you 0.97

01:15:20.380 don't drain fucking reservoirs that 0.88

01:15:22.200 fill up your fire brother I agree you

01:15:24.080 know I'm saying again you look at

01:15:25.380 every place it feels intentional to me

01:15:26.920 too bro you know I hate to say that

01:15:29.340 but it just does the truth yeah I

01:15:31.280 mean well I'm not gonna say it's the

01:15:32.240 truth but it feels that way it makes

01:15:34.280 too much fucking sense to not be that

01:15:36.500 you know like and that's been every

01:15:38.080 fucking natural disaster this country

01:15:39.460 has had to deal with Maui fires yeah

01:15:41.060 the shit in Asheville like you look 0.97

01:15:42.960 along the lines you go back a couple

01:15:44.460 of months and there were some things

01:15:45.620 that were you know done at those times

01:15:49.540 that made no sense no big deal all

01:15:51.580 right you want to save some fucking 0.92

01:15:52.560 salmon cool but then oh boom oh we're

01:15:55.280 not prepared doesn't make sense man

01:15:57.500 guys let us know what you guys think

01:15:59.120 down in the comments with that being

01:16:00.420 said let's get to our third and final

01:16:01.460 headline guys we got headline number

01:16:02.720 three uh Trump's got a new uh nickname

01:16:05.920 from the uh from the left oh really

01:16:09.840 yeah sure it's great yeah sure it's

01:16:11.880 hilarious they called him everything I

01:16:13.440 mean he's been called damn near

01:16:14.520 everything Hitler yeah Nazi 0.66

01:16:16.440 misogynist yeah rapist racist uh-huh

01:16:20.000 fucking all the is got a new one all the 0.89

01:16:22.160 isms he's all of them bro it's

01:16:24.400 amazing I didn't realize this but if

01:16:26.340 you put an ist on the end of anything

01:16:28.980 it just sounds bad yeah I'm saying like

01:16:31.840 chickenist like they've done it they've

01:16:33.940 done it all uh he's got a new nickname

01:16:36.040 bro with all of his uh his things did

01:16:38.200 you say chickenist

01:16:39.480 z-shot does that sound bad what is a

01:16:44.200 chickenist I don't know that's above my

01:16:46.840 is that someone that loves chicken or is

01:16:48.760 that someone that hates chicken

01:16:49.840 well a pianist you know I'm saying are

01:16:53.920 you are you exclusively chicken are you 0.76

01:16:56.220 exclusively no chicken

01:16:57.420 you know I'm saying I've never met a

01:17:02.820 person who's no chicken at all that's

01:17:06.420 what I'm saying a pianist yeah but a

01:17:08.060 penis a pianist you're a pianist I'm a

01:17:11.160 pianist yeah I'm a pianist yep does that

01:17:14.620 mean all

01:17:15.240 in your case it means all yeah right

01:17:21.760 yeah well he's got a new nickname uh

01:17:23.980 with all of his new agendas he's been

01:17:25.520 pushing out let's check his new nickname

01:17:27.140 this is coming from NBC this is good

01:17:29.220 uh pressure on China and pure trolling 0.92

01:17:31.960 why Trump is pushing an expansionist

01:17:34.640 agenda now he's an expansionist what the

01:17:38.540 fuck does that even mean I mean see

01:17:40.160 this is they're gonna continue to call

01:17:41.920 him Hitler bro is that what it is yeah 0.96

01:17:43.540 he's trying to expand his empire yeah

01:17:45.920 well it's not that it's it's that

01:17:47.820 let's go go through the topic and we'll

01:17:53.820 talk about it yeah dude I might get off

01:17:55.820 on some fucking tangent yeah NBC is

01:17:57.980 wildin bro so let's check this article

01:17:59.920 out so in the final weeks before Donald

01:18:02.060 Trump returns to the White House the

01:18:03.720 focus of his public remarks has not been

01:18:06.860 about the confirmations of his cabinet

01:18:08.680 picks or on key parts of his campaign

01:18:11.180 agenda like mass deportation or lowering

01:18:13.200 prices instead Trump who has criticized

01:18:16.300 US military involvement in other

01:18:18.000 countries is advocating for America to

01:18:20.660 gain more global territory including by

01:18:23.000 force if necessary call it his annexation

01:18:27.340 agenda in recent days Trump has

01:18:29.180 repeatedly pushed the idea that he will

01:18:30.940 take over Greenland from Denmark reclaim 0.93

01:18:33.720 the Panama Canal and after the United

01:18:36.760 States returned it to the Panamanian

01:18:38.380 government decades ago and absorb Canada

01:18:41.000 into the United States Trump said he is

01:18:43.540 keeping the option of using the military

01:18:45.740 to gain control of Greenland and the

01:18:47.660 Panama Canal on the table while saying he

01:18:50.020 will exert economic force to pressure

01:18:51.960 Canada to join the United States he also

01:18:53.860 said he wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico

01:18:56.500 and the Denali North America's Talix peaks

01:19:00.260 now it's interesting whatever okay he's an

01:19:03.840 expansionist got it now the Greenland

01:19:06.400 situation I looked a little bit more into

01:19:07.820 this that's interesting because also

01:19:10.660 coming from NBC they're saying this

01:19:12.260 Greenlanders are worried to find

01:19:14.860 themselves on Trump's shopping list that's

01:19:16.980 not true it's not true that's total

01:19:19.400 bullshit bro yeah it's not true and

01:19:22.700 that's like I love how they paint this

01:19:24.220 right like as in like that's the

01:19:25.560 majority right there's 56,000 people that

01:19:27.720 live in fucking Greenland that's it yeah

01:19:29.220 now by the way most of them want to be a

01:19:31.040 part of America most of them do right

01:19:32.680 because you know what the alternative is

01:19:33.940 for them to be a part of Russia and China

01:19:35.820 and they know it so this is a this is a

01:19:39.480 highly misleading fucking headline bro and 0.91

01:19:42.260 what this really has to do with is natural

01:19:44.100 resources and China geographical fucking

01:19:48.760 that's right yeah that's correct and

01:19:50.560 Russia has 60 ice-breaking natural

01:19:53.140 resource vessels we have to one of them

01:19:55.900 just burned down right okay so what this

01:19:58.720 is about is this is about the exploration

01:20:01.600 and claiming of the natural resources

01:20:05.100 that exist north of the of the border for

01:20:09.680 us all right because if we don't they

01:20:12.080 will and that's what's happening so it

01:20:14.240 becomes a it's not it's not like hey we

01:20:18.120 want to just have Canada and we want to

01:20:20.100 have Greenland that's not what it is bro

01:20:21.900 what it is is we have to protect America

01:20:24.840 and the people of Canada and Greenland

01:20:26.720 from these other places that are

01:20:30.800 geographically on the other side of the

01:20:32.100 world so if you're in Greenland or you're

01:20:33.820 in Canada would you rather join the

01:20:35.020 United States or would you rather be a

01:20:36.240 part of China right or Russia that's

01:20:38.120 what we're both Canada is pretty close

01:20:39.840 to joining China of course I mean there

01:20:41.820 but that's that's what this is about

01:20:43.280 bro it's not just about they're painting

01:20:45.280 it as Trump's a fucking land thirsty

01:20:49.060 expansionist like in and dude there's

01:20:52.120 another human being that lived that did

01:20:54.380 these things that they said this same

01:20:57.640 thing about isn't that crazy well I think

01:21:01.780 it's also important to like you said

01:21:03.000 56,000 citizens are in Greenland but like

01:21:06.660 they're not talking to anybody that are

01:21:08.820 like any actual Greenlanders right so I 0.99

01:21:11.280 got a clip for you guys this is an actual

01:21:12.960 Greenlander let's check this out like if

01:21:15.180 you could tell Trump anything what would

01:21:16.820 it be

01:21:17.200 buy us

01:21:18.200 buy Greenland

01:21:19.720 buy Greenland

01:21:20.740 why do you want Trump to buy Greenland

01:21:22.320 because we don't want to be colonized by

01:21:23.920 Danish government anymore we get ripped

01:21:26.040 every year about our minerals from

01:21:29.240 Greenland we are the richest nation in

01:21:30.900 the world and we don't get to use it

01:21:32.820 Denmark's using us too much

01:21:34.220 do you like America

01:21:35.820 I love America but people are too

01:21:38.580 familiar with it

01:21:39.660 people are what what do you say

01:21:43.000 people are what

01:21:45.020 but people are too friendly over there

01:21:47.840 too fat

01:21:48.520 too friendly over there

01:21:50.300 I think he said too fat

01:21:51.640 too fat

01:21:52.140 but people are too friendly over there

01:21:55.680 he said fat

01:21:57.700 the motherfucker's fat too 0.99

01:21:59.320 I mean

01:21:59.500 what the fuck you talking about bro

01:22:01.100 you fit right in bro

01:22:01.660 yeah

01:22:01.960 fuck you fat ass 1.00

01:22:03.980 no he said Donald Trump Jr

01:22:06.140 no he said Don Jr up there

01:22:07.980 but like people they had a very good

01:22:09.640 reception

01:22:09.880 yeah bro

01:22:10.340 people loved him

01:22:10.880 yeah

01:22:11.260 you know

01:22:12.080 look man this is

01:22:13.980 this is about setting up

01:22:15.980 our side of the world

01:22:17.640 not Canada

01:22:19.300 not Greenland

01:22:20.800 but our side of the world

01:22:22.440 humans

01:22:22.920 to keep from becoming

01:22:25.660 their side of the world

01:22:26.820 that's what this is about

01:22:28.060 look dude

01:22:29.040 he's uniting

01:22:30.260 the West

01:22:32.180 what if we pay for it already

01:22:33.520 bro

01:22:33.980 no shit

01:22:34.600 I mean shit

01:22:35.680 but I do like that he's

01:22:37.860 straight up like

01:22:39.060 did you see the fucking tweet 0.91

01:22:41.140 that Elon said

01:22:41.920 to fucking Trudeau

01:22:42.920 where he's like

01:22:44.400 girl 0.91

01:22:44.660 he said girl

01:22:45.300 you're not even the governor

01:22:46.800 of America anymore

01:22:48.380 bro

01:22:50.920 oh man

01:22:52.440 that's great

01:22:52.960 this is what a time to be alive

01:22:54.600 dude it's weird times

01:22:55.940 yeah

01:22:56.340 it's weird and interesting times

01:22:57.840 I just wanted to throw that in

01:22:58.760 see what you thought about that

01:22:59.860 guys

01:23:00.280 there's no doubt in the comments

01:23:01.740 I think Trump knows

01:23:03.020 exactly what the fuck 0.80

01:23:04.040 he's doing

01:23:04.540 and I do

01:23:05.300 I think you should let him do it

01:23:06.560 I think there's gonna be

01:23:07.960 I'm just gonna say this

01:23:10.900 on the show

01:23:11.440 because

01:23:11.780 I do wanna say this

01:23:13.280 but I think there's gonna be

01:23:14.660 a major announcement

01:23:15.920 about Ukraine

01:23:16.760 in the next year or so

01:23:18.320 that people are gonna get

01:23:19.280 fucking pissed about

01:23:20.180 oh I know what you're talking about

01:23:21.460 yeah

01:23:21.700 mm-hmm

01:23:22.300 yeah

01:23:22.560 mm-hmm

01:23:23.400 there's

01:23:23.720 they'll be there

01:23:24.440 yeah

01:23:24.920 that's right

01:23:25.760 they'll have no choice

01:23:26.620 and

01:23:26.920 that was the plan all along

01:23:28.460 I agree

01:23:28.980 and people

01:23:30.240 when it happens

01:23:30.940 people are gonna be like

01:23:31.700 what the fuck

01:23:32.500 mm-hmm

01:23:33.000 and

01:23:33.560 we should say it

01:23:34.360 I mean

01:23:34.980 marketing history

01:23:35.780 you know

01:23:36.860 I think they're gonna

01:23:37.940 name it the new Israel

01:23:39.460 Israel be the new Ukraine 1.00

01:23:42.180 that's

01:23:42.720 that's what I personally think

01:23:44.460 speculation show

01:23:45.600 it is speculation

01:23:46.280 but

01:23:46.960 you heard it here first

01:23:48.400 yeah

01:23:48.960 guys

01:23:49.780 we'll see

01:23:50.180 we'll see

01:23:50.920 yeah

01:23:51.340 we shall see

01:23:51.920 you'll see

01:23:53.340 guys

01:23:55.540 let me say

01:23:56.000 let's get to our final segment

01:23:57.220 of the show

01:23:57.800 as always guys

01:23:58.460 we got thumbs up

01:23:59.140 or dumb as fuck 0.86

01:23:59.780 that's where we bring a headline in

01:24:00.980 and we talk about it

01:24:02.020 and we get one of those two options

01:24:03.680 so with that being said

01:24:05.000 our thumbs up

01:24:05.660 or dumb as fuck headline reads

01:24:06.840 we're in love

01:24:08.660 so we implanted magnets

01:24:11.140 under our skin

01:24:12.040 that connect

01:24:12.640 when we touch

01:24:13.480 the fuck is wrong

01:24:20.420 with you guys

01:24:21.180 there should be a natural

01:24:23.020 sort of like

01:24:23.880 purge

01:24:24.360 that people do stuff like this

01:24:25.720 it's just

01:24:26.080 gone

01:24:27.120 bro

01:24:27.580 listen

01:24:28.060 I really think this

01:24:29.400 I really think

01:24:30.720 what we should

01:24:31.140 see you and I

01:24:32.680 we think alike

01:24:33.260 alright

01:24:34.100 Zishan's fucking smart

01:24:35.920 motherfucker

01:24:36.400 yeah

01:24:36.780 minus a couple million dollars

01:24:38.160 that's okay

01:24:39.060 we're gonna get there

01:24:40.160 we're gonna get you there

01:24:41.060 I'm gonna get all you fuckers there 1.00

01:24:42.620 we're gonna have the best show

01:24:43.840 in the fucking world

01:24:44.500 because the people

01:24:45.280 listening to the show

01:24:45.980 are gonna make us number one

01:24:47.620 and they're gonna make sure

01:24:48.960 that Zishan's got a couple million bucks

01:24:50.900 alright

01:24:51.560 aren't you guys

01:24:53.200 I dropped my GoFundMe

01:24:55.620 for electricity also

01:24:58.160 they're all gonna shop

01:24:59.120 at year 7-Eleven

01:24:59.900 yeah

01:25:00.260 so listen bro

01:25:04.240 here's the plan

01:25:06.160 we give everybody

01:25:07.460 an IQ test

01:25:08.240 okay

01:25:09.260 and if you're below

01:25:10.040 what's the number

01:25:11.820 70

01:25:12.260 if you're below 80

01:25:13.520 oh that's okay

01:25:14.660 alright

01:25:14.940 you go to California

01:25:16.140 wait

01:25:18.420 wait

01:25:20.540 that already happened

01:25:23.180 they're already there

01:25:28.300 alright look

01:25:30.800 new plan

01:25:31.680 okay new plan

01:25:32.280 scratch that one

01:25:32.860 yeah

01:25:33.160 Greenland

01:25:38.160 no we want Greenland

01:25:40.200 Greenland's coming

01:25:40.860 Canada

01:25:42.500 I don't know

01:25:44.400 anyway

01:25:44.920 Ukraine

01:25:46.020 there we go

01:25:47.680 so we move them

01:25:48.980 there

01:25:49.780 before the other move

01:25:51.260 because you know

01:25:56.140 if you're doing that

01:25:56.640 they're gonna be pissed

01:25:57.360 you know what man

01:25:58.720 I think I'm just gonna

01:26:01.000 move to Vail

01:26:01.740 yeah

01:26:02.160 where I was talking

01:26:04.040 to our buddy out there

01:26:05.340 Matt

01:26:05.640 yeah Matt

01:26:06.080 who owns Mountain Standard

01:26:07.800 which by the way

01:26:09.080 best

01:26:10.040 clam chowder

01:26:11.440 on earth

01:26:12.880 I will never

01:26:13.940 fucking ever

01:26:14.840 come off of that statement

01:26:16.960 I mean

01:26:17.460 okay

01:26:18.360 but

01:26:19.200 he told me

01:26:20.620 he's like

01:26:21.060 he's like

01:26:21.640 so why are you going home

01:26:22.720 and I'm like

01:26:23.300 cause I got shit to do

01:26:24.900 he's like

01:26:25.780 you know I came up here

01:26:27.180 17 years ago man

01:26:28.420 I never went home

01:26:29.140 I was like

01:26:31.680 I was like

01:26:32.620 fuck

01:26:33.160 bro you were standing

01:26:34.320 right there

01:26:34.840 and I was like

01:26:35.520 the light went off

01:26:36.240 in my head

01:26:36.660 I'm like

01:26:37.020 do I

01:26:38.400 do I have to go home

01:26:39.540 fuck

01:26:39.840 yeah man

01:26:40.360 it was good

01:26:41.420 it was a good time

01:26:42.160 bro

01:26:42.400 so I

01:26:42.820 you know

01:26:43.100 I just

01:26:43.520 I just feel like

01:26:44.560 he's got the right idea

01:26:46.520 like just stop

01:26:47.500 giving a fuck bro 0.99

01:26:48.420 and just go up there

01:26:49.320 and enjoy your life

01:26:50.060 and make the best

01:26:50.680 fucking clam chowder

01:26:51.340 yeah man

01:26:51.760 like

01:26:52.160 I'm trying to bring up

01:26:54.000 all these young bucks 0.94

01:26:54.880 teach them all this shit

01:26:56.000 they're putting magnets

01:26:57.160 in their shit

01:26:57.300 I could just be fucking

01:26:58.320 eating clam chowder bro

01:26:59.760 minding my own business

01:27:00.920 I would too

01:27:02.700 I'd eat that every day

01:27:03.500 bro it's some good shit

01:27:04.540 you

01:27:04.820 well you

01:27:05.200 I mean we almost

01:27:05.720 ordered three bowls of it

01:27:06.640 that one time we were there

01:27:07.500 ordered three

01:27:08.100 yeah

01:27:08.500 two bowls

01:27:10.200 and then one with dinner

01:27:10.960 and these were not like

01:27:13.520 massive bowls

01:27:14.280 no I mean

01:27:15.040 but if they were

01:27:15.720 I still would have ate them

01:27:16.680 they were amazing

01:27:19.000 so anyway

01:27:19.480 let's see what these

01:27:20.540 fucking geniuses did

01:27:22.060 this is from New York Post

01:27:23.400 they took their attraction

01:27:24.800 to the next level

01:27:25.700 body modification enthusiast

01:27:29.660 oh god

01:27:30.240 what

01:27:31.840 what

01:27:32.940 what do you picture

01:27:34.640 what do you picture

01:27:36.260 yes

01:27:37.220 it is exactly that

01:27:38.380 it's like one of the people

01:27:39.380 with like the fucking 0.99

01:27:40.180 tattooed lizard face

01:27:41.580 and like fucking 0.99

01:27:42.500 cuts in their tongue

01:27:43.800 and shit 0.59

01:27:44.100 oh they're not that bad

01:27:45.380 no they're not that bad

01:27:46.020 that's not that bad

01:27:46.680 they look pretty normal

01:27:48.100 comparatively

01:27:49.900 all right let's hear it

01:27:51.900 body modification enthusiast

01:27:53.820 Sadie Rendau

01:27:55.200 and her fiance

01:27:56.320 Hannah Hansman

01:27:57.280 um

01:27:58.400 it should be

01:27:59.660 Hannah Hadman

01:28:00.660 oh shit

01:28:06.700 hey that was good

01:28:07.820 no that wasn't good

01:28:08.940 that wasn't good

01:28:09.880 you told 30 jokes

01:28:11.900 earlier in the show

01:28:12.620 that were better than that

01:28:13.320 her name's Hannah

01:28:14.460 Hansman

01:28:15.220 okay

01:28:15.500 keep going

01:28:16.240 she

01:28:17.200 they took the next step

01:28:20.560 in their

01:28:20.900 who did

01:28:22.180 Zeeshan

01:28:22.920 I'm laughing

01:28:23.480 because it's bad

01:28:24.440 Zeeshan

01:28:26.780 hates you

01:28:27.340 okay

01:28:30.800 she took it to the next

01:28:31.600 I can't wait

01:28:31.920 till I tell the story

01:28:32.740 of the intervention

01:28:33.360 I had to have

01:28:33.980 with you fucking guys 1.00

01:28:34.960 one day I'm telling

01:28:36.940 this story bro

01:28:37.740 it'll be there

01:28:38.300 yeah

01:28:38.720 it's fine

01:28:39.320 these fucking guys 0.98

01:28:40.360 I had to have an

01:28:41.340 intervention in a fucking 0.98

01:28:42.280 locker room

01:28:42.920 pull them together

01:28:45.140 make sure they didn't

01:28:45.940 kill each other

01:28:46.660 listen Russia

01:28:47.580 yeah back on the

01:28:49.640 magnets right

01:28:50.280 India and Africa

01:28:52.740 they can have a

01:28:53.620 great relationship

01:28:54.420 alright here it is

01:28:55.420 they took the next

01:28:56.320 step in their

01:28:56.880 commitment to each

01:28:57.740 other by getting

01:28:58.420 magnets implanted

01:29:00.100 beneath their skin 0.99

01:29:01.440 that connect

01:29:02.480 when they touch

01:29:03.660 hmm

01:29:04.660 yep

01:29:05.240 where are the

01:29:06.500 magnets

01:29:06.920 where are they

01:29:11.320 does it say

01:29:14.140 oh it says

01:29:15.440 there's a video too

01:29:16.900 alright let's see

01:29:19.340 here's the clips

01:29:21.820 man

01:29:22.140 it's actually not

01:29:23.500 that bad

01:29:23.940 alright here's the

01:29:24.740 clip check that out

01:29:25.880 that's fucking weird

01:29:38.020 man

01:29:38.560 why not just hold

01:29:44.340 hands

01:29:44.860 that's what

01:29:47.560 people that are

01:29:48.660 attracted to each

01:29:49.360 other they hold

01:29:49.900 hands

01:29:50.260 hold hands

01:29:50.780 yeah

01:29:51.060 alright

01:29:52.700 whatever man

01:29:54.240 probably give them

01:29:56.080 a job as a

01:29:56.600 firefighter

01:29:57.600 qualifies them

01:30:00.880 yeah I mean

01:30:04.740 you know

01:30:05.180 they can

01:30:05.520 hold the hose

01:30:06.320 better

01:30:06.620 hold the hose

01:30:08.500 better

01:30:08.900 it's the only

01:30:09.580 hose they're 0.90

01:30:10.020 holding

01:30:10.280 fire department

01:30:19.500 fire department's got

01:30:19.720 big hoses

01:30:20.460 yeah big hoses

01:30:21.100 yeah

01:30:21.620 hmm

01:30:22.420 what are we giving

01:30:23.420 this man

01:30:23.940 you know what man

01:30:25.020 all jokes aside

01:30:26.680 whatever makes you

01:30:27.820 happy dude

01:30:28.220 I don't give a fuck

01:30:29.300 I really don't

01:30:30.160 I don't give a fuck

01:30:30.940 as long as you're

01:30:31.580 this is the whole

01:30:32.460 thing

01:30:32.880 I don't care

01:30:34.400 as long as you're

01:30:35.160 not hurting me

01:30:36.020 or trying to take

01:30:37.120 my fucking rights

01:30:38.080 away I don't care

01:30:39.080 fuck whatever you 0.95

01:30:40.380 want to do unless

01:30:41.180 they're kids

01:30:41.680 do whatever I don't

01:30:43.760 care

01:30:44.000 yeah

01:30:44.320 but don't demand

01:30:45.540 that you get to be

01:30:46.220 CEO because you're

01:30:47.760 fucking victimized

01:30:49.160 of some sort

01:30:49.780 like motherfucker 0.64

01:30:50.780 you either are or

01:30:52.420 you aren't

01:30:52.940 you're good enough

01:30:53.880 or you're not

01:30:54.500 and if you happen

01:30:56.660 to be a body

01:30:58.460 modification specialist

01:30:59.940 and you're the best

01:31:01.440 most qualified person

01:31:02.600 to be fucking the 0.89

01:31:03.960 chief of fire

01:31:05.060 department

01:31:05.460 cool

01:31:06.000 I don't care

01:31:07.340 but can we please

01:31:08.220 get back to that

01:31:08.840 shit

01:31:09.060 that's all I'm

01:31:10.240 saying

01:31:10.460 you heard it here

01:31:11.260 first guys

01:31:11.880 live laugh love

01:31:12.780 guys

01:31:15.980 I got I got

01:31:17.240 nothing

01:31:17.460 that is all I got

01:31:18.800 that's all I got

01:31:19.360 too

01:31:19.520 I gave it all

01:31:20.520 all right guys

01:31:23.760 don't be a hoe 1.00

01:31:25.620 share the show

01:31:26.540 went from sleeping

01:31:28.240 on the floor

01:31:29.080 now my jewelry

01:31:29.900 box froze

01:31:30.800 fuck a pole 1.00

01:31:31.580 fuck a stove 0.82

01:31:32.420 counted millions

01:31:33.300 in the cold

01:31:34.120 bad bitch 1.00

01:31:34.960 booted slow

01:31:35.740 got her on 0.77

01:31:36.660 bankroll

01:31:37.400 can't fold

01:31:38.280 doesn't know

01:31:39.080 headshot

01:31:39.900 case

01:31:40.380 close

01:31:40.780 close

826. Andy & DJ CTI： Trump Chats with Obama at Jimmy Carter's Funeral, California Wildfires & United States Buying Greenland？

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826. Andy &#x26; DJ CTI： Trump Chats with Obama at Jimmy Carter&#x27;s Funeral, California Wildfires &#x26; United States Buying Greenland？

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826. Andy & DJ CTI： Trump Chats with Obama at Jimmy Carter's Funeral, California Wildfires & United States Buying Greenland？