REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 831. Andy & DJ CTI： Trump Sits Down With Hannity, ICE Arrests Illegal Migrants & Agency Caught Deploying Sneaky Tactics

00:00:00.000 What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists say goodbye to

00:00:20.740 the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality.

00:00:25.820 Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet.

00:00:32.080 And that's what we're going to do.

00:00:32.720 We're just going to get right into it, man.

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00:00:37.280 All right.

00:00:37.760 What's up?

00:00:39.520 Shortest intro ever.

00:00:40.480 22 seconds.

00:00:42.920 That's pretty short.

00:00:43.900 Donald Trump is your president.

00:00:45.760 Bro, people are getting mad.

00:00:47.160 People are getting mad.

00:00:49.200 It's not many of them though, right?

00:00:50.460 No, because everybody has come to their senses except the literally mentally ill people.

00:00:56.720 I feel like it's the same amount of people that are mad that were mad in like 2020.

00:01:00.080 You know what I think?

00:01:01.120 You know what I'm saying?

00:01:01.740 Fuck them.

00:01:02.440 Yeah, I agree.

00:01:03.160 That's what I think.

00:01:03.680 I agree.

00:01:04.380 I like seeing them mad.

00:01:06.380 Bro, you know what I figured out about myself?

00:01:08.600 I've always tried to be this nice person and make everybody like me.

00:01:12.700 And I've just figured out I'm a natural villain.

00:01:15.740 I am.

00:01:16.400 It's easier for me to be the villain.

00:01:17.880 People want to fucking hate me.

00:01:19.060 Yeah.

00:01:19.580 So I'll fucking fuck you.

00:01:20.740 You enjoy watching pain and suffering?

00:01:22.060 No, I've just accepted it now.

00:01:24.180 Yeah.

00:01:24.600 Bro, you know what I used to do?

00:01:25.440 People fucking always trying to tear me down.

00:01:27.780 Yeah.

00:01:28.740 Fuck with me and shit.

00:01:29.760 And now I'm just like, you know what?

00:01:30.980 I get it.

00:01:31.640 Fuck you.

00:01:32.180 Bro, when I was younger, you know, like those 2 a.m. commercials and shit would come on.

00:01:37.180 When the Feed the Children commercials come on, I'd laugh.

00:01:40.180 You know what I'm saying?

00:01:40.520 So I kind of understand where you're coming from.

00:01:43.200 What were you laughing about?

00:01:44.900 Like the fact that I had food and they didn't.

00:01:47.800 Dude, that's fucked up.

00:01:50.020 That's fucking wrong.

00:01:50.960 You just said the same thing.

00:01:52.160 No, I didn't.

00:01:53.520 I said I'm just accepting that I'm the villain.

00:01:55.880 I said I was actually going to be it.

00:01:57.240 I know.

00:01:57.700 But like you get like-

00:01:58.780 That's actual village shit.

00:02:02.240 I'm just saying I'm accepting the perception.

00:02:05.420 Right?

00:02:05.720 I read the comments on some of these clips that go viral and I'm like, holy shit, man.

00:02:09.520 I was young.

00:02:10.140 Y'all motherfuckers don't like me very much.

00:02:12.540 I'm like, all right.

00:02:14.280 You know, fucking say something on the show.

00:02:16.040 Get yelled at.

00:02:16.680 Everybody hates you.

00:02:17.340 They want to take all your shit.

00:02:18.320 Right.

00:02:18.640 Well, then fuck off.

00:02:19.480 I get it.

00:02:19.920 No.

00:02:20.260 Yeah.

00:02:21.500 Same, same.

00:02:22.300 I get it.

00:02:22.780 Yeah.

00:02:23.060 Little kids starve.

00:02:24.140 It's all the same.

00:02:25.800 Fuck, dude.

00:02:26.680 I'll be eating a bag of Cheerios or some shit.

00:02:29.080 Ah!

00:02:29.980 Bro.

00:02:31.820 You weren't even having Cheerios.

00:02:33.000 We didn't have shit.

00:02:34.040 That's the thing.

00:02:34.560 You didn't have Cheerios.

00:02:35.040 I was almost there.

00:02:36.360 You didn't have Cheerios.

00:02:37.620 You had like the fuck whatever.

00:02:39.100 We had Fruit Circles.

00:02:39.840 Yeah, Fruit Circles.

00:02:40.620 Yeah, Fruit Circles.

00:02:41.500 Yeah, bro.

00:02:41.940 I mean, I had them.

00:02:42.740 They didn't.

00:02:43.200 You know what I'm saying?

00:02:43.720 It is what the fuck it is.

00:02:47.100 I'm sorry.

00:02:47.860 I thought we'd be invulnerable.

00:02:49.500 You were talking about.

00:02:50.680 I'm just.

00:02:51.400 You motherfuckers with my own sex.

00:02:52.900 You're saying, I'm saying something different than you're saying, but that's okay.

00:02:59.420 Same thing.

00:03:00.140 Mm-hmm.

00:03:01.960 What's going on, man?

00:03:03.140 We got a lot of stuff to cover, guys.

00:03:04.800 Yeah.

00:03:04.960 You got a.

00:03:05.400 Fuck, dude.

00:03:06.340 Plethora.

00:03:07.500 Some girths today.

00:03:08.800 Man, there's a lot going on.

00:03:10.440 There's a lot going on.

00:03:11.380 We're going to cover just about all of it.

00:03:13.300 All right.

00:03:14.500 Let's get this cruise on the road here.

00:03:19.720 I wanted to bring up something.

00:03:21.220 I got a couple of things for you.

00:03:22.940 But first, you know, that TikTok situation is interesting, right?

00:03:26.480 Is it still going?

00:03:28.160 It's like, yeah.

00:03:28.960 Is it still up?

00:03:29.780 Well, kind of.

00:03:30.540 If you had it, it is.

00:03:31.680 If you didn't have it, it's not.

00:03:33.340 So you can't go get it.

00:03:34.740 You can't go download it, right?

00:03:35.880 Really?

00:03:36.500 And, you know, us, you know, this country, America, it's a great country, right?

00:03:40.700 People do some wild shit, and I guess it all results to capitalism, right?

00:03:45.820 Go capitalism.

00:03:47.160 Bro, people are selling their fucking phones on eBay with the TikTok app.

00:03:53.080 Still downloaded on their phones right now.

00:03:55.000 And I'm not talking like just for a little bit.

00:03:58.160 How much?

00:03:59.460 Well, let's dive into it.

00:04:01.960 Some iPhones with the TikTok app, which is currently unavailable in the Apple and Google app stores, are fetching big bucks on eBay in the wake of the video sharing apps brief ban in the United States.

00:04:14.380 Some iPhone owners who didn't delete the app are now selling their devices on eBay, with some asking thousands of dollars for the phones.

00:04:22.540 At least two iPhones listed as containing the app were sold after being listed for 10 grand.

00:04:28.300 But it was unclear what some was actually paid by the buyers as completed listings, note, best offer accepted.

00:04:36.180 One iPhone 15 was sold after two bids for a price of $3,100, bro.

00:04:40.520 I'm going to sell my phone.

00:04:41.680 Yeah.

00:04:43.000 Without anything deleted off of it.

00:04:45.300 All the pictures.

00:04:46.080 All the pictures.

00:04:47.600 Everything.

00:04:48.980 What were you going to ask?

00:04:49.860 $10 million.

00:04:50.820 Okay.

00:04:51.880 You wire me 10 million bucks, you can have my fucking phone with all the shit on it.

00:04:55.620 Do whatever you want with it.

00:04:56.880 Damn.

00:04:58.220 Nah, that's not.

00:04:59.240 I think that's a little low, bro.

00:05:00.400 I need a hundred million.

00:05:00.820 That's a little low.

00:05:01.520 Yeah.

00:05:01.800 I need a hundred.

00:05:03.320 We can negotiate somewhere between 10 and a hundred.

00:05:06.000 Yeah, bro.

00:05:07.200 Yeah, big eight.

00:05:07.900 Listen.

00:05:08.680 Hunter Biden's phone got sold for free.

00:05:11.320 Yeah, he ain't get shit out of it.

00:05:13.080 He got the rumor of having a huge dick.

00:05:14.880 Yeah, that's about it.

00:05:15.580 Yeah.

00:05:15.880 You got big eight.

00:05:16.600 Shit, man.

00:05:19.420 What's going to be Andy's rumor?

00:05:22.000 Well, if I was afraid, I wouldn't be selling it.

00:05:27.400 I'm just saying.

00:05:28.620 Get paid a whole bunch of money and start some good rumors about yourself.

00:05:31.620 That sounds like a good deal.

00:05:33.000 It's a win-win.

00:05:33.640 Yeah.

00:05:34.100 It's a win-win.

00:05:35.000 Yeah, man.

00:05:35.960 People are selling their fucking phones, man.

00:05:38.480 Apparently, there's some that are out there going up to $35,000, bro.

00:05:42.560 $35,000.

00:05:44.520 Motherfucker.

00:05:45.480 It's $35 million, man.

00:05:47.020 Yeah, bro.

00:05:47.640 Fuck.

00:05:48.100 What do you think is a fair price?

00:05:49.680 What do you think I should take to shave my beard?

00:05:52.420 Ooh.

00:05:52.820 For charity.

00:05:53.540 Ooh.

00:05:57.040 Five million?

00:05:58.300 Five million?

00:05:59.320 I think if we raised five million, I'd fucking do it.

00:06:01.840 Yeah, five million dollars.

00:06:02.820 For charity?

00:06:03.380 For charity.

00:06:03.940 Now, which charity?

00:06:05.660 The Andy Priscilla World Fund?

00:06:09.420 The Andy Priscilla Foundation?

00:06:11.660 Like the Clinton Foundation?

00:06:15.180 Bro, that's what all these fuckers do?

00:06:17.020 Yeah.

00:06:17.540 Oh, and then we could use that money to go to the fucking starving children I laughed at.

00:06:21.980 Yeah.

00:06:22.180 Like, it's a full circle.

00:06:23.500 Yeah.

00:06:23.860 Yeah, that'd be great.

00:06:24.500 That's what these fuckers do.

00:06:25.400 They start some sort of foundation.

00:06:26.960 They buy a couple planes on it.

00:06:28.300 They employ all the people they know.

00:06:30.480 Yeah, it's totally legit.

00:06:31.520 And destroy the fucking world.

00:06:32.760 I don't know, man.

00:06:35.480 I just thought this was interesting, man, that people are doing that wild shit, man.

00:06:40.100 It's wild.

00:06:41.400 But I got something else.

00:06:42.480 We got a segment we have bringing back, you know, since the start of this new year.

00:06:48.000 And that might be racist.

00:06:53.080 It might be.

00:06:55.540 That might be racist.

00:06:57.060 Wait.

00:06:57.240 So, you're going to run this segment, huh?

00:07:01.260 Am I not qualified?

00:07:02.740 Fuck.

00:07:03.520 No, I think you are.

00:07:05.360 I think you are.

00:07:06.420 I think you're the qualified, most qualified in the room.

00:07:09.240 Yeah, that might be racist, guys.

00:07:11.480 We got a video here that has come in, okay?

00:07:14.580 Now, I don't want to give too much backstory.

00:07:16.220 I just want first impressions.

00:07:17.420 I want a raw, genuine, you know, first impression of this video.

00:07:23.140 So, here is the video.

00:07:25.020 Here is the video.

00:07:27.240 What the fuck?

00:07:30.040 Half season.

00:07:32.600 Three!

00:07:37.300 Which one are you?

00:07:41.240 Which one are you, bro?

00:07:43.020 I was the last one.

00:07:44.060 That's you and your homies.

00:07:46.540 Squad pulling up.

00:07:51.000 All right.

00:07:52.300 Dude, what the?

00:07:53.320 So, for those of you guys.

00:07:53.940 Is this real?

00:07:54.600 This is fucking real.

00:07:56.040 This is real.

00:07:57.240 For those of you on audio, this is a video of the KKK, apparently.

00:08:05.100 Yeah.

00:08:05.660 On a fucking cruise ship.

00:08:07.760 So, it's a cruise ship company.

00:08:11.040 And these are employees of the cruise ship, okay?

00:08:15.120 They're workers, like, you know, house cleaning staff and stuff like that.

00:08:18.440 They're in these all-white uniforms with some interesting tops on their heads.

00:08:25.300 Now, the cruise company made a statement, okay?

00:08:29.680 They said that the workers were dressed up, dressed as upside-down snow cones.

00:08:35.820 Upside-down snow cones during a Christmas-themed event on the Pacific Explorer voyage from Melbourne to Hobart in December, okay?

00:08:54.540 Dude, have you seen that fucking video?

00:08:58.660 Have you seen that video of all the black people on the cruise and they're all dancing?

00:09:02.640 Yeah, they're having a good time.

00:09:03.580 And there's, like, two white people and they're over the corner.

00:09:05.960 They're jamming.

00:09:06.020 They're like, fuck, I guess we should, like, bounce a little bit or something.

00:09:09.780 You know?

00:09:10.200 They didn't quite know what to do, so they started doing stuff.

00:09:12.640 Yeah, right, right.

00:09:12.820 Do something.

00:09:12.920 Yeah.

00:09:13.080 Is this the retaliation for that video?

00:09:17.760 Like, dude, what the fuck?

00:09:20.520 Well, imagine having to be the PR for this company.

00:09:23.420 What are we going to say?

00:09:24.920 Tell them snow cones.

00:09:25.720 Upside-down snow cones.

00:09:26.440 Upside-down snow cones.

00:09:31.220 Dude.

00:09:32.220 Well, so there was a little bit longer of a statement that came out.

00:09:35.960 There was a spokeswoman.

00:09:36.920 Her name's Lean Scrivens, okay?

00:09:40.660 She is the spokeswoman for P&O Cruises Australia.

00:09:44.060 She says, quote,

00:09:45.220 We regret if a recent incident on a Pacific Explorer cruise offended any guest.

00:09:51.620 The cleaning crew had never heard of the KKK organization before the incident.

00:09:56.720 No one can seriously think that was their intention.

00:10:00.360 Now, again, upside-down snow cones is what they got.

00:10:05.280 How does that relate to Christmas?

00:10:07.000 I have no fucking clue.

00:10:08.040 Yeah, that's a lie.

00:10:09.120 Now, I think here's the worst part about it, bro.

00:10:11.380 They're dressed up as KKK on a massive boat.

00:10:14.620 I think that might...

00:10:16.300 Where are all black people?

00:10:18.600 They're still downstairs.

00:10:22.640 That might be racist.

00:10:24.020 Fun fact, KKK was founded in Tennessee, 1865.

00:10:28.000 A little history knowledge there for you.

00:10:29.680 But, I mean, I don't know, Andy.

00:10:32.540 I don't know either, man.

00:10:35.200 That might be pretty racist, bro.

00:10:36.660 It's one of the more racist things I've seen on the show.

00:10:40.120 That's saying something.

00:10:40.980 Now, next time...

00:10:41.960 Yeah.

00:10:42.200 Next time, I say we go without the mask.

00:10:44.200 Next time, we're going full regalia.

00:10:47.920 I'll wear my red one next time.

00:10:49.540 Bro, it's so bad.

00:10:51.120 Oh, fuck, dude.

00:10:52.180 Bro, they had, like, a little leader there in the red one.

00:10:54.260 Oh, they did.

00:10:55.060 They did.

00:10:55.540 That's the fucking Grand Wizard.

00:10:56.920 Bro.

00:10:57.380 Grand Wizard Claus.

00:10:58.840 Bro.

00:10:59.120 Dude, it's just funny looking at.

00:11:04.900 Like, who the fuck thinks has a good idea?

00:11:07.320 But, see, and there's going to be some fucking idiot.

00:11:09.100 See?

00:11:09.680 It does fucking exist.

00:11:11.140 Bro, I saw this already on the comments, and people were like,

00:11:14.120 duh, the white people are getting pretty bold.

00:11:16.340 Yeah, right.

00:11:17.180 They're getting pretty bold.

00:11:18.680 First of all, they're all Mexicans.

00:11:20.040 First of all, motherfuckers, like six.

00:11:21.800 That's like six people.

00:11:23.500 That's like six motherfuckers.

00:11:26.460 What?

00:11:27.680 What'd you say?

00:11:28.300 They're all Mexicans.

00:11:29.600 Are they?

00:11:30.260 Probably.

00:11:30.860 I mean, you know.

00:11:32.280 I don't know.

00:11:32.860 Probably don't say that.

00:11:33.580 I don't know.

00:11:33.980 It might be bad.

00:11:35.520 You were going to say something about them cleaning or something,

00:11:37.420 weren't you?

00:11:37.860 Yeah, you were.

00:11:39.540 It's all right.

00:11:40.160 We were all thinking it.

00:11:43.140 Bro.

00:11:45.000 Oh, man.

00:11:46.020 Yeah.

00:11:46.700 It looks like they got a little KKK patch on their outfit, too.

00:11:49.900 Well, they got something there.

00:11:50.760 Yeah, man.

00:11:51.160 They're lying.

00:11:51.720 I don't know where they ordered those from.

00:11:52.960 I think that's the actual KKK on a cruise.

00:11:55.160 It might be, bro.

00:11:58.280 Listen, there's no black people in sight in this video.

00:12:02.240 Well, it's Australia.

00:12:03.860 Australia don't have black people?

00:12:05.140 No.

00:12:05.940 They don't?

00:12:06.420 No, they have aboriginals.

00:12:08.960 They keep them in the outback.

00:12:11.500 They keep them on the outback?

00:12:12.520 That's where that term came from.

00:12:14.080 What?

00:12:14.460 Outback.

00:12:14.820 The outback?

00:12:15.320 Mm-hmm.

00:12:16.160 Not the steakhouse.

00:12:18.920 All right, let's move.

00:12:19.780 I don't know if that's true.

00:12:20.980 I'm just moving on.

00:12:22.640 Bullshit.

00:12:23.160 Moving on.

00:12:23.500 That might be racist, though, man.

00:12:24.700 I'd say that it could be.

00:12:26.680 Yeah.

00:12:27.220 Yeah.

00:12:27.500 Well, guys, tell us down in the comments what you guys think.

00:12:30.700 That being said, let's get to our cruise.

00:12:33.020 Got a lot of interesting stuff to cover.

00:12:35.400 If you want to see-

00:12:36.300 Did you ask them where they got their outfits?

00:12:38.220 No, I know exactly where they got them from.

00:12:39.480 Where did they get them?

00:12:40.720 The same place I got mine.

00:12:42.000 Yeah.

00:12:44.980 I can't give up my fork and my source, man.

00:12:48.020 Oh, man.

00:12:48.560 But if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com.

00:12:54.880 You guys can find them all linked there.

00:12:56.940 That being said, let's dive into headline number one.

00:13:00.840 Headline number one reads, Trump says, U.S. problems all solvable in first interview since

00:13:06.780 returning to White House as president sits down with Sean Hannity.

00:13:11.160 All right.

00:13:11.760 So, a lot of interesting things have happened.

00:13:14.220 We're going to kind of break this up over the episode here.

00:13:16.400 But I don't know if you've seen clips from the interview.

00:13:22.740 Hannity's starting to piss me off a little bit.

00:13:24.940 You know, no offense, but he's just not my cup of tea, bro.

00:13:28.000 Bro.

00:13:28.820 He's such a fucking typical rhino, warmongering fucking Republican weirdo.

00:13:36.600 You know?

00:13:36.920 And then he talks about his Krav Maga and all this shit like he's some kind of hard ass.

00:13:40.700 Like, bro, you're 150 years old.

00:13:43.420 You say the same shit every day.

00:13:45.100 Like, and I can appreciate some of the shit you say because, you know, you're not some

00:13:50.340 communist leftist weirdo.

00:13:51.820 But, like, fuck, dude.

00:13:52.760 Like, he's a warmonger.

00:13:54.300 He's just weird.

00:13:54.960 He wants war.

00:13:55.880 He wants, you know, he wants to.

00:13:57.660 It's just, yeah, it gets old.

00:13:59.740 It gets very old.

00:14:01.720 Now, a lot of things have changed.

00:14:03.280 Also, too, like, if you go to WhiteHouse.com, they've completely revamped that entire site.

00:14:07.920 Have you seen the new video that pops up when you go to White House?

00:14:11.820 Let's check this clip out real quick.

00:14:13.220 So, you go to WhiteHouse.gov.

00:14:15.300 You're going to be shown this clip here.

00:14:18.780 It's fucking badass.

00:14:33.960 That's fucking sick.

00:14:51.560 Yeah.

00:14:52.180 That's fucking sick.

00:14:52.900 That's what it should be.

00:14:54.080 It's sick.

00:14:54.600 It should be some badass shit.

00:14:56.200 Our last one was a bunch of fucking dudes dressed up as chicks figuring out, like,

00:15:00.780 where they're fucking, if they should cut their dicks off or something.

00:15:04.020 Like, you know?

00:15:04.960 Oh, diversity.

00:15:05.980 You're right.

00:15:06.500 Shut the fuck up.

00:15:07.440 Right.

00:15:08.160 That's how it should be.

00:15:09.420 It's fucking badass.

00:15:10.740 American power.

00:15:11.680 Eagles.

00:15:11.920 I like it.

00:15:13.240 Jets.

00:15:13.860 Bro.

00:15:14.620 Helicopters.

00:15:15.020 It's fucking sick.

00:15:15.760 Fucking Donald Trump.

00:15:16.920 I give it to him.

00:15:17.740 Yeah, it's badass.

00:15:18.740 That was pretty fucking nice.

00:15:19.660 New logo looks good, too.

00:15:20.820 Wait, wait.

00:15:21.620 It makes the old logo look like shit.

00:15:24.380 Mm-hmm.

00:15:26.200 This looks good.

00:15:27.220 That looks great.

00:15:28.100 Looks good.

00:15:28.460 Donald Trump's got an eye for cool shit, bro.

00:15:30.220 That's why his brands are so strong.

00:15:31.800 They are.

00:15:32.600 They are.

00:15:32.940 He's a good branding guy.

00:15:34.220 They definitely are.

00:15:35.800 But yeah, so now you got the first interview, okay, in the White House, first sit down with

00:15:41.860 President Trump, and it's Sean Hannity.

00:15:44.980 Now, they had a very interesting exchange, and I want to show you guys why I thought that

00:15:49.220 Hannity was subpar.

00:15:51.440 I feel like they could have did somebody better, honestly.

00:15:54.660 Fuck.

00:15:55.100 Dana Bush might have did better.

00:15:56.060 I don't know.

00:15:56.960 But they had a little interesting exchange here.

00:16:00.160 Let's check this out.

00:16:01.940 A bunch of losers.

00:16:03.820 Joe Biden has very bad advisors.

00:16:07.200 Somebody advised Joe Biden to give pardons to everybody but him.

00:16:14.200 They wanted to take care of me.

00:16:15.700 Yeah, but Sean, they wanted to.

00:16:17.120 I don't care.

00:16:18.000 They're yelling at me.

00:16:18.560 This is more important because right now the economy is going to do great.

00:16:21.420 I want to know about the economy.

00:16:22.160 I'm here, so the economy.

00:16:23.080 But you have to understand, he had bad advisors on almost everything.

00:16:28.540 It's like in the old days when the Secretary of State said he never made a correct decision

00:16:32.660 on foreign policy.

00:16:34.360 Joe Biden got very bad advice.

00:16:36.760 He went through.

00:16:37.380 Did you see him trying to cut him off there?

00:16:40.940 Specifically talking about Biden's pardon and why he didn't pardon himself.

00:16:43.640 First of all, these reporters have gotten so comfortable talking to the president and the president's

00:16:51.760 people, interrupting them and all this shit.

00:16:55.560 Dude, ask the question and shut the fuck up.

00:16:58.340 You're Sean Hannity, bro.

00:16:59.920 You're on fucking TV.

00:17:01.180 Who gives a fuck?

00:17:02.120 I know 50 motherfuckers get more views than you on the fucking internet.

00:17:07.340 Shut the fuck up when he's talking.

00:17:09.320 I can't stand it.

00:17:10.320 And I love that Trump's starting to tell him to shut the fuck up.

00:17:13.280 Well, you know what it is.

00:17:14.320 It's because they haven't had a chance to do interviews in the last four fucking years.

00:17:17.900 It's not even just their manners.

00:17:18.980 It's not just that, bro.

00:17:20.080 They don't have to respect the previous administration.

00:17:23.220 And I hope Trump continues to put these fucking journalists in their place.

00:17:26.900 You're a fucking reporter.

00:17:29.140 Okay?

00:17:29.420 You ain't shit.

00:17:30.900 Shut the fuck up.

00:17:32.840 You know?

00:17:33.460 Like, that's it.

00:17:34.380 No, he's called him out a few times, too.

00:17:35.940 I know.

00:17:36.240 I know.

00:17:36.440 I know.

00:17:36.540 In one exchange, I forget who it was, but he was like, stop.

00:17:38.280 I saw it.

00:17:38.640 I'm talking.

00:17:39.400 Yeah.

00:17:39.680 Yeah.

00:17:39.960 Stop interrupting me.

00:17:41.320 It's rude.

00:17:42.300 It's fucking rude.

00:17:43.440 And, like, I mean, come on.

00:17:45.680 Bro, I guarantee you motherfuckers don't interrupt Putin.

00:17:48.340 Right.

00:17:49.280 Yeah, no shit.

00:17:50.560 Because they get taken out back.

00:17:51.460 They get their fucking head chopped off.

00:17:52.600 Right.

00:17:53.840 Right.

00:17:54.720 Fucking some journalism tool bag major.

00:17:57.740 Right.

00:17:58.820 It's weird.

00:17:59.520 But, you know, I thought this little exchange was weird because Trump was, what Trump was

00:18:04.580 trying to talk about was, you know, they're friends, too.

00:18:06.880 You know that.

00:18:07.520 Yeah.

00:18:07.940 Yeah.

00:18:08.520 But what Trump was trying to talk about was, like, why, you know, he pardoned all these

00:18:12.040 people.

00:18:12.320 He didn't pardon himself.

00:18:13.320 And Hannity immediately wanted to get off that conversation.

00:18:15.820 Yeah.

00:18:16.140 It's like, why would you want to get off that conversation?

00:18:18.540 No, let's talk about it.

00:18:19.980 Let's talk about it.

00:18:20.580 It was just interesting.

00:18:21.220 Because these guys are all pushing agendas, bro.

00:18:23.460 They're bought and paid for.

00:18:24.420 Why did Tucker Carlson get fired for telling the fucking truth?

00:18:28.740 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:30.600 Like, like, dude, Hannity can pretend all he wants, but someone who the people who sign

00:18:35.220 his checks own his ass.

00:18:36.700 That's it.

00:18:38.060 Yeah.

00:18:38.300 Well, I mean, it's good to see that, you know, Trump is back in and he's handling these

00:18:42.060 people like he should.

00:18:43.260 And he has not stopped calling out some people either.

00:18:46.380 He also sends a message to Davos.

00:18:49.100 Davos, they're convening right now.

00:18:50.500 Trump unleashes on Bank of America CEO to his face for blocking his supporters using his

00:18:56.540 bank.

00:18:57.000 And I didn't even know this was a big deal.

00:18:58.840 Apparently, it's a pretty fucking big deal.

00:19:00.940 President Donald Trump attacked Bank of America for failing to lend to conservatives during

00:19:06.200 a sudden attack in his live stream speech to execs and elites in Davos.

00:19:11.640 The unexpected blast came in an angry video appearance where Trump vowed to slap tariffs

00:19:15.800 on countries that don't manufacture inside the U.S. and demanded OPEC lower oil prices.

00:19:22.300 Let's check this clip out.

00:19:24.280 And by the way, speaking of you and you've done a fantastic job, but I hope you start

00:19:29.100 opening your bank to conservatives because many conservatives complain that the banks

00:19:33.560 are not allowing them to do business within the bank.

00:19:36.400 And that included a place called Bank of America.

00:19:39.440 This conservative, they don't take conservative business.

00:19:41.600 And I don't know if the regulators mandated that because of Biden or what, but you and

00:19:46.960 Jamie and everybody, I hope you're going to open your banks to conservatives because

00:19:50.920 what you're doing is wrong.

00:19:52.360 You saw Jamie Dimon?

00:19:53.400 Mm-hmm.

00:19:53.780 Yeah.

00:19:55.300 Mr. President, I'll say that your friend Gianni said hello, told me to tell you hello, and

00:20:00.660 we look forward to sponsoring the World Cup when it comes both this summer for the club

00:20:05.400 and next year.

00:20:06.020 So thank you for getting that for the United States.

00:20:08.440 He said nothing on what Trump said, though.

00:20:10.280 I mean, that's a diversion there, right?

00:20:12.620 Listen, these people are scared shitless.

00:20:14.040 Yeah, bro.

00:20:14.700 Okay?

00:20:15.860 They all know.

00:20:16.740 This is why you see all these people getting behind him.

00:20:19.660 You see the open AI guys.

00:20:22.120 You got fucking all the billionaires who put money against him.

00:20:26.320 All these guys are falling in line now because they're afraid of what he's going to do.

00:20:29.600 And I don't think Trump's going to fall for them falling in line.

00:20:33.060 I think their true colors have been shown.

00:20:35.180 They counted on the fact that they believed that Trump was done and not coming back, and

00:20:39.200 they were getting rid of him for good.

00:20:40.620 If we remember back in 2019, 2020, when the election was coming up, how confident these

00:20:46.020 people were about him not getting back in office.

00:20:48.640 I don't know if you remember that.

00:20:49.360 Yeah, I remember.

00:20:49.900 Remember them being on TV?

00:20:51.280 And they would say, there's no way Trump's going to get back in.

00:20:53.740 No chance.

00:20:53.920 Yeah.

00:20:54.080 It's not happening.

00:20:54.900 It's not going to happen this time.

00:20:56.260 Because they all knew, and they were all in, and they were all aware of what was going

00:20:59.920 on.

00:21:00.400 And now we see all these dudes falling in line.

00:21:03.200 Yeah.

00:21:04.540 You know, people like to be on the winning side.

00:21:07.480 And hopefully, it's remembered where they were when things got really bad.

00:21:12.760 Because that's generally the people's character.

00:21:14.720 You find out people's character when things get hard, and when things get rough, and when

00:21:18.500 there's hard decisions to make.

00:21:19.580 And a lot of these guys, at the very top of capitalists, which is an argument that socialists

00:21:28.120 make, which I actually think they're right about, a lot of these guys at the top of the

00:21:33.600 game in capitalism are greedy, and they are unethical, and they don't have standards, and

00:21:39.360 they don't have integrity, and they will do whatever they need to do to make more money.

00:21:43.140 They're slaves to the money.

00:21:44.940 And I don't believe in that kind of capitalism.

00:21:46.800 I believe in ethical capitalism.

00:21:50.380 So, you know, I think you're seeing the slithering, slimy, you know, underbelly of what the very,

00:21:58.080 very, very wealthiest people live in.

00:22:00.900 It's cutthroat.

00:22:01.660 It really is.

00:22:02.360 It's not mutually beneficial.

00:22:06.400 That's not how business is done at the highest level.

00:22:09.460 At the highest level, business is, how can I figure out how to fuck this guy?

00:22:15.000 And that's what these people do.

00:22:16.380 And unfortunately, it's reality.

00:22:19.720 Have you, because like I said, on the Bank of America thing, I haven't heard much about

00:22:23.660 that.

00:22:24.400 You know, you got insides, you got friends that have been affected by that shit?

00:22:27.040 I mean, yeah, I've heard of a few people who had their accounts frozen.

00:22:30.600 Yeah.

00:22:31.300 Okay.

00:22:31.860 You know, they didn't fuck with mine.

00:22:33.800 I have plenty of accounts at that bank, and they were great to me.

00:22:37.120 So, you know, I'm one of the most outspoken people in the world.

00:22:39.600 That's true.

00:22:39.960 So they treated me fairly, and they treated me good.

00:22:42.220 But I have heard that happening to other people, but it was just hearsay.

00:22:46.560 I didn't, I wasn't able to confirm it.

00:22:48.660 I don't know how true it is.

00:22:49.800 And it seemed weird to me that they were getting their shit messed with, but they didn't

00:22:53.180 mess with mine.

00:22:53.800 Right.

00:22:54.280 You know what I mean?

00:22:54.640 I don't know if anybody's shit should have been fucked with.

00:22:56.240 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:22:57.040 Not being funny.

00:22:57.400 So, like, I don't know how much, you know, I don't know.

00:23:00.940 I don't know how much that, the truth there is to that, because I have people that are

00:23:06.040 high up at that bank that I know very well, and I asked them directly about that, and

00:23:11.480 they were like, what are you talking about?

00:23:12.900 So I think there's a lot of shit going around that might not be true.

00:23:17.200 Well, it could be, like, geographical, too, right?

00:23:20.360 Like, I mean, we're in Missouri, right?

00:23:21.960 Like, our people are pretty decent here, but, like, I don't know what it's like in

00:23:24.800 L.A. or California or New York, for example.

00:23:27.780 Well, and the people I heard getting their accounts messed with, these are not, like,

00:23:33.500 powerful, wealthy people.

00:23:35.020 I mean, these are people that, I mean, they're not broke, but they're not, they don't have

00:23:38.580 hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank.

00:23:40.880 Right.

00:23:41.220 You know what I mean?

00:23:41.760 So, I don't know.

00:23:44.040 I don't know.

00:23:44.900 It's interesting, man.

00:23:46.180 Other stuff that's been going on, most recently, I want to push our attention, too.

00:23:50.440 You got hundreds of J6ers have been released and pardoned.

00:23:56.440 This is causing a little bit of an uproar to the tune of almost, I think, over 1,500 people.

00:24:04.340 Hundreds of Donald Trump supporters who have been serving prison sentences for participating

00:24:08.080 in the J6 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol were freed on Tuesday after the new president

00:24:13.780 pardoned more than 1,500 people, including some who assaulted police officers.

00:24:17.520 The Federal Bureau of Prisons said 211 people have been released from federal facilities

00:24:23.840 following Trump's order.

00:24:25.320 Trump's sweeping pardon, which went further than his allies had signaled they expected,

00:24:30.760 drew condemnation from police who battled the mob, their families and lawmakers, including

00:24:35.480 some of the president's fellow Republicans.

00:24:38.540 1,500?

00:24:39.480 Yeah, 1,500 total.

00:24:40.400 How many people were released from prison during COVID that were violent offenders in the state

00:24:44.980 of California or the state of Pennsylvania or the state of New Jersey?

00:24:47.600 Right.

00:24:48.240 Fuck.

00:24:48.900 Nobody wants to talk about that.

00:24:50.040 Nobody's even brought it up.

00:24:51.020 Make our community safer, right?

00:24:52.200 Nobody's brought it up.

00:24:53.080 Right.

00:24:53.360 Remember when they emptied the prisons because of COVID?

00:24:55.520 Mm-hmm.

00:24:56.100 Yeah?

00:24:56.440 And what happened to the crime rates?

00:24:57.820 And those are all levels, federal, state, and local.

00:24:59.900 Yeah.

00:25:00.140 What happened to the crime rates in this country after they did that?

00:25:02.580 Right.

00:25:03.500 What's the crime been like the last three, four years?

00:25:06.900 Okay?

00:25:07.380 All right.

00:25:07.540 So I don't want to hear a fucking word about patriotic Americans.

00:25:11.380 First of all, 1,500 being arrested, like, there was probably, like, five that should

00:25:16.200 have been arrested.

00:25:17.000 Yeah.

00:25:17.440 You know what I'm saying?

00:25:18.320 Right.

00:25:19.260 They started arresting-

00:25:20.260 Because those were FBI agents.

00:25:21.140 I know.

00:25:22.340 They started arresting people for being there.

00:25:24.860 Right.

00:25:25.100 For being in the vicinity.

00:25:26.900 Right.

00:25:27.220 Those people should all be paid millions of dollars.

00:25:31.400 Like, I don't even know what it should be.

00:25:32.860 Like, it's fucked up.

00:25:37.380 And then you don't hear anybody say shit about-

00:25:40.220 I don't even know-

00:25:41.080 Like, dude, I don't even know what the-

00:25:42.840 I can't even wrap my mind around what these people are if they're not, like, literal,

00:25:47.460 hardcore communists that meet together in, you know, in fucking gymnasiums or something

00:25:53.740 somewhere.

00:25:54.120 I don't fucking know because, like, you can't tell me that you're upset about 1,500 patriotic

00:26:00.560 Americans who were walking through open doors of the Capitol that were opened by law enforcement

00:26:07.620 and just let-

00:26:09.340 They were let in.

00:26:09.980 Right.

00:26:10.240 Okay?

00:26:11.940 And then act like the thousands upon thousands upon thousands upon thousands of inmates that

00:26:18.680 were released during COVID that were violent offenders.

00:26:22.320 You don't even care about that?

00:26:23.380 Right.

00:26:23.620 Like, dude, it's bullshit.

00:26:25.380 And, like, these people-

00:26:26.560 I don't-

00:26:27.300 I can't understand.

00:26:28.360 Like, how could you logically-

00:26:30.620 You can't logically think that that one is okay and one is not okay unless you just have

00:26:36.540 an agenda to destroy the country.

00:26:37.960 And that's your fucking whole goal.

00:26:39.420 And unfortunately, I think that's what we're dealing with.

00:26:41.260 I think we're dealing with a large segment of our elected population, of our elected

00:26:47.860 officials, and a small segment of the population who want to see America burn.

00:26:53.180 They want to see it burn.

00:26:54.820 Because you can't be upset about this and not be upset about these other things, logically.

00:26:59.660 You just can't.

00:27:00.360 Yeah.

00:27:00.780 You know?

00:27:01.140 They can't-

00:27:01.660 Yeah, 100%.

00:27:02.580 Well, I was also seeing some stuff.

00:27:04.540 I was unable to, like, truly confirm it, but I was seeing something about, like, some

00:27:08.520 of these locations, these federal facilities and the state facilities.

00:27:12.940 They were not-

00:27:14.000 Like, they were trying to block the release on some of these people coming out.

00:27:16.960 I wasn't able to really verify that.

00:27:18.300 I saw some, you know, here's and there's talking about it, but was unable to confirm that.

00:27:23.020 So, I don't really know.

00:27:25.200 But I do know that nothing happens quickly, right?

00:27:28.140 Like, even though the executive order comes down, there's still a process of release and

00:27:31.540 process to actually get them out.

00:27:33.580 You know what I'm saying?

00:27:34.160 So, give us some days.

00:27:35.780 Should be fine.

00:27:37.460 But-

00:27:38.060 Well, I heard-

00:27:38.720 I was told that the reason that they were delaying the release of some of these J6 prisoners

00:27:44.320 is because of the poor health conditions that they've been in.

00:27:49.120 Oh.

00:27:50.400 Fuck.

00:27:50.920 Yeah.

00:27:51.900 Now, those people would definitely deserve some millions.

00:27:54.120 Well, I mean, dude, that's what I-

00:27:55.760 That's fucked up.

00:27:56.260 I've heard that from people that would know.

00:27:57.660 And I've also heard that these people were abused and potentially tortured in this situation.

00:28:02.680 Fuck.

00:28:03.120 Yeah.

00:28:04.160 Jeez, man.

00:28:05.700 There's going to be a lot that comes out on this, dude.

00:28:07.420 Yeah.

00:28:07.820 Well, I mean, I hope so.

00:28:09.700 And other stuff going on.

00:28:12.220 You know, this one's interesting.

00:28:14.200 This is a new report coming out.

00:28:15.120 Because there was a lot of pardons that Biden did push out that I feel like he definitely

00:28:21.400 missed some.

00:28:22.260 And it's going to be interesting to see what happens in here, especially when we talk about

00:28:25.800 the shit like insider trading.

00:28:27.120 I always like to give these update.

00:28:28.300 Nancy Pelosi, right?

00:28:29.760 Nancy Pelosi's husband made $38 million worth of stock trades in the weeks, in weeks leading

00:28:37.360 up to Trump inauguration.

00:28:39.820 $38 million fucking dollars in weeks.

00:28:43.720 They shouldn't even have $38 million.

00:28:45.620 No.

00:28:46.700 That's my-

00:28:47.520 Like, how?

00:28:48.340 Yeah.

00:28:48.500 Well, I mean, obviously we know how, but I'm saying like, it makes no sense to me that

00:28:52.320 you're a public servant, supposed to be representing your people, and you're just fucking stealing

00:28:56.940 something.

00:28:56.960 It doesn't make sense to you, because you're not a shitbag.

00:28:59.840 No, thanks.

00:29:00.440 It makes sense to people who seek these positions of power to exploit.

00:29:04.900 That's why they do it.

00:29:06.480 You know why they hold on until they're 85 years old?

00:29:08.720 Because, bro, they understand what they're gaining from it.

00:29:11.080 Yeah, keep squeezing the arm.

00:29:12.020 That's right.

00:29:13.020 Fuck.

00:29:14.640 That's an insane amount of fucking money, man.

00:29:16.860 Yeah, they should be in prison.

00:29:17.780 And unfortunately, they're so old that it's not going to matter anyway.

00:29:22.260 Yeah.

00:29:22.620 Now, other big changes that have also happened, too.

00:29:25.120 Did you hear about Trump canceling the security clearances of those Spies Who Lied?

00:29:30.560 It was 51 total.

00:29:31.840 He did cancel them, cancel all of them.

00:29:34.360 Good.

00:29:34.740 Well, you're going to have some crybabies.

00:29:37.420 Whiny ex-CIA chief behind infamous Spies Who Lied, a Hunter Biden letter, makes pathetic

00:29:43.040 claim after Trump yanks security clearance.

00:29:46.240 So, this is the former CIA director, John Brennan.

00:29:50.020 Okay.

00:29:51.200 He had something very interesting to say, and I want you to watch this clip.

00:29:55.120 He did an interview with MSNBC.

00:29:58.740 Let's check this out.

00:30:00.140 The only reason why I still had a security clearance, as I have for the past number of

00:30:05.120 years since I left government service, was for the benefit of the government.

00:30:08.060 So that if the CIA or another government agency wanted to call me in to discuss a classified

00:30:12.640 matter, they could do that.

00:30:14.440 And so, it was really for the government's benefit.

00:30:16.620 It was facilitate those classified discussions with myself, as well as with former directors,

00:30:20.980 as well as other former members of the intelligence community that had those clearances.

00:30:24.980 So, again, yesterday's EO was bizarre among many of the bizarre executive orders that

00:30:31.080 he had signed out.

00:30:32.040 And as you point out, he misrepresented the facts in that executive order because it said

00:30:36.060 that we had suggested that the Hunter Biden laptop story was Russian disinformation.

00:30:40.320 No, we said it was for the hallmarks of Russian information operations, including the dumping

00:30:46.140 of accurate information, which is what we said in that letter.

00:30:49.000 So, again, this was just his effort to try to get back at those individuals who have criticized

00:30:55.540 him openly and publicly in the past, and I think very legitimately.

00:31:00.600 That's what it was.

00:31:01.680 He misrepresented what actually happened in the letter.

00:31:04.280 Listen, these people take your money and figure out how to steal it, and then when you say

00:31:14.080 something about it, they put you in jail.

00:31:15.540 Right.

00:31:16.520 Okay?

00:31:17.580 Or if you say, I'm not paying it anymore, they put you in jail.

00:31:21.300 Or if you make too much noise, they put you in jail.

00:31:24.820 What about that is free?

00:31:28.220 You see?

00:31:29.100 Yeah, right.

00:31:29.520 So, these people deserve whatever the fuck, they deserve way worse than what I think he's

00:31:36.080 going to do to them.

00:31:37.240 And I don't even understand the point, like why even, bro, you leave the government, you

00:31:42.780 shouldn't have your security clearance at all anyway.

00:31:44.260 Well, I mean, what he's saying, like, that would be like, if I resigned as chairman of the

00:31:48.800 board, right, and I knew all this shit, and the new chairman comes in, and he wants to

00:31:54.820 call me and say, hey, what about this and this and this?

00:31:57.520 Because I should have the ability to discuss that so that it helps them.

00:32:01.840 That's what he's saying.

00:32:02.720 Yeah, no.

00:32:03.080 But they don't, dude, you can't tell me that your corrupt fucking ass is the only one with

00:32:08.860 the information to save fucking America after you've done so much to destroy it.

00:32:13.820 Right.

00:32:14.560 That's what I'm saying.

00:32:15.180 They're not using it for that.

00:32:16.180 You know what I'm saying?

00:32:16.600 And my thing is you should have the fucking influence with that clearance.

00:32:19.600 And that's where it gets abused.

00:32:20.840 Like, there's no, bro, you were fucking retired for fucking 15 years.

00:32:24.340 You know what I'm saying?

00:32:24.740 And yet we're supposed to be like, no, no, I'm sorry.

00:32:28.540 I'm not with that shit.

00:32:29.660 Get him out of there.

00:32:30.860 All those people should be kicked out.

00:32:32.740 Yeah, man.

00:32:33.800 Guys, jump in on this conversation.

00:32:35.860 Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

00:32:38.340 That being said, let's go check this chat out, shall we?

00:32:41.720 The chat.

00:32:42.380 Let's go cruise the comments.

00:32:43.540 Uh, this first comment comes from, uh, at exotic WRX.

00:32:50.900 Uh, best part of any of these shows is DJ's Windex squirt bottle laugh.

00:32:55.960 What's that?

00:32:56.800 I don't know.

00:32:58.180 I don't do that.

00:32:59.220 Windex squirt bottle.

00:33:00.820 Do I have a squirt bottle laugh?

00:33:04.620 Oh, okay.

00:33:05.540 I got it.

00:33:06.000 Okay.

00:33:06.360 Yeah.

00:33:07.020 More like a bad catalytic converter.

00:33:09.240 You know what I'm saying?

00:33:09.920 Maybe.

00:33:10.640 Yeah.

00:33:10.900 Like I'm trying to crank an old Chevy.

00:33:13.360 All right.

00:33:14.040 That's fine.

00:33:15.220 That's the best comment you can come up with.

00:33:17.300 Right?

00:33:18.960 I'm talking to you.

00:33:20.500 Oh, I didn't come up with this comment.

00:33:22.580 Uh, this next one.

00:33:23.440 Heart knocks outdoors.

00:33:25.060 He says, FYI, DJ not being allowed in the hospital to see his newborn daughter had nothing

00:33:29.920 to do with COVID.

00:33:30.620 They just aren't used to that sort of thing.

00:33:35.620 That's a good one right there.

00:33:37.780 Hashtag racist jokes funny again.

00:33:40.020 Hey.

00:33:40.480 That's pretty good.

00:33:41.040 That was a good one.

00:33:41.700 That was pretty good.

00:33:42.260 That was funny.

00:33:42.900 That's pretty good.

00:33:43.780 I should have said that to them.

00:33:45.040 Hey, I know you guys aren't used to.

00:33:46.860 Fuck.

00:33:47.560 Yeah.

00:33:48.040 Bro, that's funny.

00:33:49.200 That's good.

00:33:49.700 And I agree.

00:33:50.440 Racist jokes are the funniest jokes.

00:33:52.140 They are the funniest jokes.

00:33:52.560 You know what's funny is how many people fucking don't realize that our show is at least

00:33:57.100 like 80% bullshit comedy.

00:33:59.700 Mm-hmm.

00:34:00.280 You know?

00:34:00.740 Yeah.

00:34:01.000 I mean, listen.

00:34:03.120 We're funny.

00:34:03.660 Did you see that clip that was going viral about how I said, if you aren't American, get

00:34:07.800 the fuck out of here and blah, blah, blah.

00:34:09.400 Yeah.

00:34:09.920 People underneath were like, that's racist.

00:34:12.120 And other people were like, good.

00:34:16.020 It's definitely coming back full of the alien.

00:34:18.260 I love it.

00:34:19.440 We got one more comment here for you.

00:34:20.960 This is from at the Dusty Feather.

00:34:23.740 Not very often do I switch from podcast to YouTube, but I had to see what made everyone

00:34:29.220 laugh.

00:34:29.860 Then got stuck on the platform.

00:34:32.040 Great visuals.

00:34:32.800 The team you have surrounded yourself with is amazing.

00:34:36.060 Thanks for all you do.

00:34:37.600 Oh, so you guys are just tooting your own horns and shit, huh?

00:34:40.440 I'm pretty sure Zeeshan wrote this.

00:34:42.040 Who wrote that one?

00:34:42.900 Who put that in the show?

00:34:43.860 Zeeshan.

00:34:44.440 I mean, he sent it to me.

00:34:45.840 You guys.

00:34:46.820 And he put it like an exclamation mark.

00:34:48.080 Are you guys not feeling loved?

00:34:52.360 Do we need-

00:34:52.940 No, no.

00:34:53.420 But they did refresh all the fucking shit, so let's do it.

00:34:55.840 Do we need a group hug?

00:34:57.120 I'm down with that.

00:34:57.620 Is everybody not feeling appreciated?

00:34:59.320 I'm not.

00:35:00.180 Start with me.

00:35:00.860 All right.

00:35:05.420 Huh?

00:35:07.100 She have blue hair?

00:35:08.840 No, it's black.

00:35:10.300 No, it's black.

00:35:10.880 She's cool.

00:35:12.240 I don't see any blue hair.

00:35:13.380 Yeah, I don't know.

00:35:13.920 She's fine.

00:35:14.900 Dusty Feather.

00:35:15.680 I like it.

00:35:16.700 Yeah.

00:35:17.020 Appreciate you.

00:35:18.040 Yep.

00:35:18.580 Yep.

00:35:22.100 I love you guys.

00:35:23.140 You guys do such a great job.

00:35:26.020 You're all good looking, too.

00:35:27.320 Guys, we appreciate you for being real-ass fans, guys.

00:35:32.220 Keep liking, commenting, subscribing.

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00:35:36.740 Stay up to date with the latest episodes from Real AF.

00:35:40.020 That being said, let's keep this cruise moving.

00:35:41.740 We got headline number two.

00:35:44.100 Mama, we've been waiting for.

00:35:46.480 It has begun.

00:35:48.440 It has begun.

00:35:49.500 Ice arrest irate Haitian gang member murder and rape suspects in Boston.

00:35:55.080 Fuck Trump.

00:35:55.980 Biden forever.

00:35:57.060 It's starting.

00:35:58.380 It's fucking beautiful, too.

00:36:00.660 I fucking love it.

00:36:02.320 I love it.

00:36:03.200 Now, and I'll say this, too.

00:36:04.300 I didn't, you know, I know they're just getting started, right?

00:36:07.060 But, like, it honestly doesn't look that bad.

00:36:09.000 I thought it was going to be worse.

00:36:09.500 Oh, bro.

00:36:10.080 You should be watching their stations.

00:36:12.580 They're putting, like, the crying.

00:36:16.380 They use AOC again?

00:36:17.260 Yes.

00:36:17.580 They're putting, like, the crying migrants on the fucking top.

00:36:23.200 Bro, who gives a fuck?

00:36:27.220 Not me.

00:36:27.940 Yeah.

00:36:29.360 Fuck.

00:36:30.340 Cry me a motherfucking river, dude.

00:36:32.580 Yo, man, I fucking love it.

00:36:33.860 I did think it was going to look worse, but it's not bad, bro.

00:36:36.740 It's palatable still.

00:36:37.940 You know what I'm saying?

00:36:38.340 Now, I'm sure it will get there, you know, hopefully.

00:36:41.600 But for now, it's palatable still.

00:36:43.400 So, immigration and customs enforcement officers hit the ground running this week, arresting

00:36:49.500 multiple violent offenders in sanctuary cities, including a hostile Haitian gang member with

00:36:55.020 a lengthy rap sheet who said, quote, ain't going back to Haiti and raged fuck Trump Biden forever.

00:37:01.980 Ice officers in Boston made eight noteworthy arrests, including multiple MS-13 gang members,

00:37:07.960 murder and rape suspects, and the Haitian gang member with 18 recent convictions, according

00:37:14.540 to Fox News, who wrote along with Ice-Hatians for the arrest.

00:37:18.120 Check this clip out.

00:37:19.380 I'm not going back to Haiti.

00:37:20.580 One of those threats is this illegal alien from Haiti.

00:37:24.420 Ice says he's a gang member with 17 criminal convictions in recent years.

00:37:29.560 Trump, you feel me?

00:37:31.200 Yo, Biden forever, bro.

00:37:32.880 Thank Obama for everything that he did for me, bro.

00:37:37.460 Ice Boston quickly takes down its next targets, including this illegal alien from Brazil,

00:37:43.280 who has an Interpol Red notice for armed robbery.

00:37:45.920 This Salvadoran illegal alien, charged locally with rape and released by a sanctuary jurisdiction.

00:37:53.380 And this Dominican illegal alien, charged with assault with a deadly weapon and heroin trafficking.

00:38:00.040 Officers also arrested this Guatemalan MS-13 gang member, facing gun charges.

00:38:05.640 Ice says he was released from local custody just the day before.

00:38:09.560 Their detainer request was ignored because of sanctuary policies.

00:38:13.140 And in a sign of shifting priorities with the new Trump administration, this man, who was

00:38:18.760 in the same apartment as the target, was also arrested after Ice determined he's also

00:38:24.020 in the U.S. illegally.

00:38:25.760 This is what Ice calls collateral.

00:38:27.880 It's awesome.

00:38:31.000 Yeah, I mean, it's awesome, except there's fucking 16, 17 million of these people and they arrested

00:38:36.540 300 yesterday and they're acting like they did something.

00:38:39.240 Yeah, that's the standard, like, going rate per day of arrests that they make anyway.

00:38:42.880 You know what I'm saying?

00:38:43.320 Oh, really?

00:38:43.720 So how many years is that going to take to get rid of 17 million people?

00:38:48.120 Got to move faster.

00:38:49.260 Need a little bit more.

00:38:50.100 Yeah, for sure.

00:38:51.180 For sure.

00:38:51.820 Like I said, this is palatable.

00:38:55.540 I'm waiting for the shit that ain't going to be palatable.

00:38:57.440 I mean, dude, you just do that math.

00:39:00.720 You asking me to do math?

00:39:02.000 Oh.

00:39:04.040 So you know that don't work out well for me.

00:39:12.220 At that rate, it takes 155 fucking years.

00:39:15.360 Oh, no.

00:39:16.060 Yes.

00:39:16.560 No.

00:39:17.320 Yes.

00:39:18.120 No.

00:39:19.240 155 years to get rid of the people that Biden let in.

00:39:21.700 Fuck.

00:39:22.800 Yeah, so they better figure it out.

00:39:24.420 And, you know, that's not the cop's fault.

00:39:27.160 No, no, no.

00:39:27.600 That's something the military is going to have to get involved in.

00:39:29.820 Well, it's logistics, right?

00:39:30.820 I mean, it's a logistical thing, right?

00:39:32.320 And, like, I mean, here's the other piece of this, too, you know, is that you got some

00:39:36.540 of these states and some of these sanctuary cities not playing ball and trying to fucking

00:39:40.400 hardball federal orders.

00:39:41.680 Those people will go to prison forever.

00:39:42.760 That's what they need to do.

00:39:43.620 They should go to prison for life.

00:39:45.100 Illinois and Chicago defy federal deportation and reject effort by Alderman Raymond Lopez to assist.

00:39:50.520 So, listen to this shit.

00:39:53.080 Illinois has been passing state laws in the last few years that not only protect illegal

00:39:58.580 immigrants, but help them avoid detection altogether.

00:40:02.740 This month, House Bill 5164 passed both houses of Illinois Congress and is now awaiting signature

00:40:09.700 from Governor J.B.

00:40:10.820 Pritzker.

00:40:11.260 The bill addresses resident name change.

00:40:14.740 It lowers the residency requirement from six months to three and allows petitioners to

00:40:22.020 keep these name, keep these name change documents from being public in the case that it can cause

00:40:28.760 hardship or harm.

00:40:30.580 The petitioners would also be able to keep address information from becoming public.

00:40:34.980 The bill would be applicable for criminal offenders as well.

00:40:40.360 To me, that's treason.

00:40:43.460 It's treason.

00:40:44.440 Now, introducing to the conversation here, we got Alderman Raymond Lopez.

00:40:48.820 That's just this guy.

00:40:49.540 So, that's Tom Holman.

00:40:50.500 And then that's an alderman from Chicago.

00:40:52.940 Alderman Raymond Lopez.

00:40:54.540 Now, he's trying to help.

00:40:55.980 He's trying to help.

00:40:56.920 Yeah.

00:40:57.160 He's trying to help Holman get this done.

00:40:58.900 Exactly.

00:40:59.860 Good American.

00:41:00.820 Right.

00:41:00.980 And I don't know much about this guy.

00:41:02.340 I was doing a little dive on him, right?

00:41:03.700 But for me, on the surface, he seems like he's a true Chicagoan who cares about his community.

00:41:08.440 He tweeted this out yesterday.

00:41:10.800 If you don't want ICE going into churches, turn over dangerous criminals.

00:41:15.160 If you don't want ICE going into hospitals, turn over dangerous criminals.

00:41:19.100 If you don't want ICE going into schools, turn over dangerous criminals.

00:41:22.340 If you don't want ICE going into neighborhoods, turn over dangerous criminals.

00:41:27.360 Seems pretty reasonable to me.

00:41:28.520 Now, he's gotten some flack back.

00:41:30.980 This person, Jackson Potter, tried to tweet him, saying,

00:41:33.980 Your willingness to subject your constituents, our neighbors, sanctuary spaces, and young children to militarized forces isn't protection.

00:41:41.380 It's a form of child endangerment.

00:41:42.720 To which Raymond Lopez clapped back.

00:41:44.840 He said,

00:41:45.980 Your willingness to lump criminal migrants with long-term undocumented who otherwise love our city and country is disgusting.

00:41:52.480 And since we are talking about child endangerment, how many of your CTU members have preyed upon African-American and Latino children in our public schools?

00:42:00.220 Ooh, sounds like some tea.

00:42:03.540 A little shade room in there.

00:42:05.820 Or CTU.

00:42:07.280 So that's Jackson Potter who runs this group called CTU.

00:42:10.360 And apparently they've had a few pedophiles in their ranks.

00:42:13.920 Well, that guy, Jackson Potter, is a fucking moron.

00:42:17.960 Yeah.

00:42:18.140 Okay?

00:42:18.460 So you're going to justify children seeing militarized forces?

00:42:25.280 You're going to compare that to them being raped or murdered?

00:42:29.660 By migrant militarized forces?

00:42:31.340 What the fuck, dude?

00:42:32.640 That's stupid.

00:42:33.180 That's what I'm saying.

00:42:33.920 What is wrong with these fucking people, bro?

00:42:36.920 Like, they're so...

00:42:38.220 Listen, all they want to do is have their way.

00:42:40.500 They don't care about logic.

00:42:42.000 They don't care if it's intelligent.

00:42:43.900 They don't care if it helps anybody.

00:42:45.560 They just want to be right.

00:42:47.220 And like, dude, when these people continue to push this insane shit, you know...

00:42:54.340 I don't know.

00:42:58.440 I would like to see this picture come true.

00:43:02.900 It should be true.

00:43:04.000 Yeah.

00:43:04.340 That's J.B. Pritzker and Brandon Johnson, mayor of Chicago.

00:43:08.660 They should go to jail, bro.

00:43:11.080 They should go.

00:43:11.480 And apparently somebody leaked.

00:43:13.240 So like Tom Holman, right?

00:43:14.740 Who's kind of running this operation, handling this deportation.

00:43:19.060 You know, there was...

00:43:19.940 He'd been coordinating with some local agencies.

00:43:21.880 And somehow, the information got fucking leaked from these local agencies about the plans

00:43:28.620 and where they were going and how they were popping up.

00:43:30.260 It got leaked like two days before it.

00:43:32.380 So that's another reason the shit got slowed down is because these shitbags, somebody in

00:43:36.740 their offices, I'm not saying it's them directly, but somebody in their offices is allowing that

00:43:41.320 sensitive information about the ops plan and plan of attack and stuff like that to get

00:43:45.360 fucking leaked.

00:43:45.880 That's treason, bro.

00:43:47.280 Yeah.

00:43:47.720 It's fucking treason.

00:43:48.620 Yeah.

00:43:48.980 I just love that fucking guy's face.

00:43:50.760 The Haitian guy?

00:43:52.620 Yeah.

00:43:53.080 You are going back to Haiti.

00:43:53.900 You are going back there, bro, actually.

00:43:56.500 Well, and apparently Trump's sending like 10,000 troops, active duty troops to the border

00:44:00.640 and deploying even more resources to the federal agency, law enforcement to help with these

00:44:06.600 deportations.

00:44:07.380 But yeah, I mean, to your point, we ain't got 155 years, bro.

00:44:10.520 We got like 155 hours.

00:44:14.200 Well, I mean, they need to get this done on a mass scale.

00:44:17.960 And it needs to be done in the next four years, like done, done.

00:44:21.640 Yeah.

00:44:22.040 I mean, you can't care about optics.

00:44:23.660 No.

00:44:23.920 I think that's the other piece, too.

00:44:25.040 Like, I mean, you-

00:44:25.660 They're already trying to do that.

00:44:26.540 They're already trying to paint this sob story the same thing they did with AOC where

00:44:30.100 she went down there and cried at the fence and there was nobody on the other side.

00:44:33.380 Now they're taking videos of these people who are still in Mexico but can't get into the

00:44:39.840 country crying.

00:44:40.420 Across, yeah, right.

00:44:40.820 Right.

00:44:41.420 Well, tough shit.

00:44:42.760 Right.

00:44:42.980 How'd you guys get over there?

00:44:45.940 Bro, this isn't fucking playground for the world's most disgusting criminal element.

00:44:51.420 I'm sorry.

00:44:51.940 Well, it doesn't happen really anywhere else but like these westernized cultures that try

00:44:56.800 to like, you know, deem themselves as fucking being-

00:44:59.200 Bro, they don't deem themselves that.

00:45:01.300 Or being forced to do it, right?

00:45:02.680 Yeah, that's right.

00:45:03.400 Right.

00:45:03.480 The World Economic Forum and all the people that run that are the ones that push for this

00:45:08.560 fucking shit.

00:45:09.320 George Soros Open Society Foundation and shit.

00:45:12.980 Like, bro, we have 15 to 20 people in the globe ruining every single western country there

00:45:18.480 is.

00:45:19.540 What's your thoughts on the- because another one of the things that Trump did was this executive

00:45:24.620 order to end the birthright citizenship.

00:45:26.300 And I had a convo with Alex last night talking about this.

00:45:29.760 But I mean, it makes perfect sense, right?

00:45:31.700 Like, no other country in this world can an American citizen go to that country and let's

00:45:36.460 say have a baby and that baby just automatically becomes a citizen of that country.

00:45:40.740 No, that's still a fucking American citizen, right?

00:45:43.120 Like, but why do we allow that here?

00:45:45.220 It doesn't make sense.

00:45:46.020 And I think the point was like, it was never meant to take care of like, you know, migrants

00:45:50.440 that are coming here using that loophole on the system, right?

00:45:53.760 That's just saying like, hey, if you're born here in this country, yeah, you're American,

00:45:56.700 of course.

00:45:57.040 Like, but they're using this fucking loophole.

00:46:00.160 No, I agree.

00:46:01.000 I agree with Trump.

00:46:02.220 Yeah.

00:46:02.500 No, 100%.

00:46:03.380 Like, yeah, no, that doesn't give you the fucking right.

00:46:06.380 Like, no.

00:46:07.420 No.

00:46:08.240 Yeah.

00:46:08.520 I've just seen some people up and running about that shit.

00:46:10.540 Listen, dude, this is the United States of America, okay?

00:46:13.260 This is not third world shithole fucking Pakistan or whatever the fuck you came from, okay?

00:46:20.800 If you want what we have here, then you go where you from and build it there.

00:46:27.220 That's it.

00:46:27.920 No, very simple.

00:46:28.760 We're not, we're done with all of these people coming over from these third world shitholes

00:46:34.460 and telling us what we're going to do and how we should be running our country and what

00:46:38.560 laws and what rules we should be having here.

00:46:41.500 Go ask people in Minnesota about that shit, okay?

00:46:44.600 Like, bro, we ain't doing it.

00:46:46.680 Fuck you.

00:46:47.480 Go back to where you came from.

00:46:48.740 If you don't like it here, you don't like the way we do things here, eat a dick and go

00:46:52.400 back fucking sucking on cow's nuts.

00:46:55.100 I don't give a shit.

00:46:55.840 Yeah.

00:46:56.320 Whatever it is they do.

00:46:57.180 Yeah, go fucking.

00:46:58.580 I don't care.

00:47:00.240 Like, bro, I don't care.

00:47:02.220 I don't care.

00:47:03.100 I don't care.

00:47:03.800 I don't care at all.

00:47:04.620 Yeah.

00:47:04.900 I have zero fucking care about it.

00:47:06.480 Yeah.

00:47:06.660 This is the United States of America.

00:47:08.600 We, people who founded this country and who have come here legally and gone through the

00:47:13.240 process legally have built an amazing country.

00:47:16.220 We've gotten along.

00:47:17.260 We get along really good until people from foreign interests start putting their fucking

00:47:22.520 hands in the Kool-Aid and fucking it all up for everybody.

00:47:25.480 Right.

00:47:25.520 Everybody here gets along.

00:47:27.580 It's no, it's people like George Soros and these fucking world economic forum fuck bags

00:47:32.720 that ruin our country.

00:47:34.580 They don't even give a shit about our country.

00:47:36.460 They ain't got to deal with it.

00:47:37.360 Yeah.

00:47:38.240 Well, dude, they want, listen to have a global government, all the country's got to be on

00:47:43.760 the same level.

00:47:44.400 So they can't have one superpower oversee a bunch of mediocre countries.

00:47:48.760 Right.

00:47:49.120 Right.

00:47:49.920 You also can't have individual countries, cultures, can't have French culture, can't have

00:47:55.100 Italian culture, can't have English culture or Irish culture or fucking Norwegian culture.

00:48:01.300 Can't have that because you got to have a global culture.

00:48:05.120 So what they're doing is they're trying to intermingle everybody to remove the cultures

00:48:10.000 of all these other countries so that people can have pride in their one world government

00:48:14.120 slash new world order.

00:48:15.480 And, you know, that's why they deem someone saying, well, France is for French people

00:48:23.280 as racist.

00:48:24.140 It's not fucking racist, dude.

00:48:25.740 Yeah.

00:48:26.140 America's for Americans, bro.

00:48:28.020 And if you ain't American, get the fuck out of here.

00:48:30.000 Yeah.

00:48:30.360 I'm with it, bro.

00:48:31.320 I'm with it.

00:48:32.480 Go fucking.

00:48:33.180 Listen, man, I don't give a fuck.

00:48:44.360 No, the shit that they do over this fucking world is wild.

00:48:46.360 A lot of these third world countries are savage fucks.

00:48:49.660 Okay.

00:48:50.560 They do not belong in civilized society.

00:48:52.860 If they were to have a civilized society, they would have built it over the last 4,000

00:48:57.820 years, but they don't.

00:48:59.380 They're living the exact same way that they lived back then.

00:49:02.760 Why is that?

00:49:05.080 Okay.

00:49:05.660 That's not because there are these amazing people who fucking are going to come in and,

00:49:10.280 you know, bring all kinds of, bro, you're asking people to be brought into your country

00:49:16.140 that are literally all they're going to do is take from you.

00:49:19.240 They're not, and I'm not saying there's not people that come here and make a great life

00:49:22.720 as immigrants.

00:49:23.940 Most of those people come here the right way, like this dude and that dude right there.

00:49:28.100 And, uh, you know, pretty much all of our family members and everybody that's ever

00:49:32.500 you know, I'm just tired of it, dude.

00:49:35.560 I'm tired of being told I'm racist for thinking that America's for Americans.

00:49:39.700 You know what I'm saying?

00:49:40.600 Yeah, right.

00:49:41.180 I'm fucking tired of it.

00:49:42.240 I'm not racist.

00:49:43.600 You're not racist for saying that you deserve a place to be that doesn't need to be infiltrated

00:49:47.400 with a bunch of third world fucks.

00:49:49.320 It's not racism.

00:49:50.500 Amen to that, bro.

00:49:51.220 You know, what's so weird is that Pete, the people who advocate for those people to come

00:49:55.120 here, they wouldn't even go to those countries to visit, but yet they're saying, Hey, bring,

00:50:01.320 bring all the military age males from those countries here because I feel, I don't want

00:50:05.080 my neighbor to think I'm racist.

00:50:06.640 Right.

00:50:08.400 And they, and those people come here and they do the same exact shit they would do.

00:50:11.200 No shit.

00:50:11.740 They, bro, they fucking kill the dogs.

00:50:13.540 They kill cats, they eat the cats, they eat the ducks.

00:50:16.780 Yeah.

00:50:17.300 You know, like I love how everybody tried to brush over that fucking story too.

00:50:21.920 They raped the fucking, they were actually doing the shit.

00:50:24.160 Listen, there's 17 million people that came and fucking 15 million were fucking dudes.

00:50:31.960 What men have primal desires.

00:50:34.380 Where are they going to fulfill those desires with your fucking children and your aunts and

00:50:39.860 your fucking sisters and your wives?

00:50:41.840 You guys are fucking stupid as fuck to fucking advocate for this.

00:50:45.520 Yeah.

00:50:45.780 So it's fucking, it's like, like literally the dumbest element on the planet and real

00:50:50.200 talk, people who advocate for it should just be sent there.

00:50:52.820 If you care that much about those people, go there.

00:50:55.360 Care about the culture so much.

00:50:56.480 Go over there.

00:50:57.180 Go live that culture.

00:50:57.920 Yeah.

00:50:59.500 One way ticket.

00:51:00.820 No, I'm being serious.

00:51:01.780 Bro, me too.

00:51:02.400 AOC, you should go live with them.

00:51:05.740 You won't even last a fucking week over there.

00:51:10.940 Nope.

00:51:11.840 Listen.

00:51:15.520 Do I think it's right that certain places of the world are wealthy and have money and

00:51:23.120 have restaurants and civilization and then other places in the world are completely forgotten

00:51:29.100 about and they're savage?

00:51:30.320 I don't think that's right.

00:51:32.740 Okay.

00:51:34.340 But it's not like it hasn't been tried, tried to be fixed every way.

00:51:38.420 It's tried to be fixed by sending people there.

00:51:40.780 Now it's tried to be fixed by sending them to other countries.

00:51:43.760 We have to address reality.

00:51:46.680 And here's the reality.

00:51:48.120 A lot of those people that come from those places don't want to live a different way.

00:51:51.620 They don't want to live under different rules.

00:51:53.540 That would be like you being brought up a certain way here in America and you go into

00:51:57.460 one of those places and wanting to live how it is here.

00:52:00.180 Like they're not going to accept it.

00:52:01.720 We're not going to accept it either.

00:52:03.460 All right.

00:52:04.060 So this whole idea, like it's not like I don't feel bad that people in other places are poor

00:52:12.600 or don't get enough to eat.

00:52:14.600 I think that's a terrible thing, but I think it's a more terrible thing when our own people

00:52:19.240 don't have places to live and don't have food to eat.

00:52:22.960 And once that problem is solved, then we can maybe talk about them, but I ain't talking

00:52:27.500 about them over us.

00:52:28.940 We're going to talk about us first and then them.

00:52:32.380 And I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

00:52:33.920 I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

00:52:34.580 And like, dude, you know, you could judge people for saying that all you want, but there

00:52:38.800 has to be a certain level of tactical decision making about what the priorities are.

00:52:43.240 And, you know, people are going to say, well, that's heartless.

00:52:46.320 No, it's not.

00:52:47.120 It's just logical.

00:52:48.300 It's just practical.

00:52:49.360 It's reality.

00:52:50.200 We have to take care of this before we can take care of that.

00:52:53.140 That's that.

00:52:53.880 Yeah.

00:52:54.260 Okay.

00:52:54.620 And is that going to make, is that going to cost people their lives over there?

00:52:59.280 I don't know.

00:52:59.780 That's not my fucking concern.

00:53:01.520 I'm not concerned about it.

00:53:02.400 There's shit going on here that's costing you.

00:53:03.560 Hey, motherfucker, we only get a hundred years on this earth.

00:53:06.000 Right.

00:53:06.460 I'm trying to fucking do the most good and live the best quality life that I can when

00:53:10.260 I'm here.

00:53:11.120 Okay.

00:53:11.620 I care about my fellow citizens.

00:53:13.620 I care about my neighbors.

00:53:14.960 I care about the people in my community.

00:53:16.580 I don't have enough time or energy or resource to give a fuck about, you know, dude over

00:53:22.100 across the world who wants to eat my fucking dog.

00:53:25.560 I don't know.

00:53:26.320 Stay the fuck over there and we'll stay here.

00:53:29.020 And then when we get to a place where, you know, things are great here, then maybe we

00:53:33.080 can talk about it over there.

00:53:34.120 But I have no interest in it and nor, nor do I care.

00:53:38.640 Yeah.

00:53:38.780 I feel like anybody who advocates for that shit, they should be made to like go on a

00:53:42.880 stage in front of a room full of like homeless vets, for example, and, and, and, and argue

00:53:48.340 for their position.

00:53:49.160 Well, that's what I'm saying.

00:53:50.040 Yeah.

00:53:50.220 Or, or like, dude, the people who have been completely like, dude, let's talk about it.

00:53:54.020 Let's talk about the black communities here in the United States historically.

00:53:56.940 Right.

00:53:57.380 Okay.

00:53:57.640 The black communities in the United States historically have been severely handicapped

00:54:01.440 by the party that they have been convinced to vote for over and over and over again.

00:54:05.800 Decades.

00:54:06.340 Okay.

00:54:07.100 And they've been made promises to, they've been lied to, they've been told that their schools

00:54:11.680 were going to get money, that they were going to get economic impact in their neighborhoods

00:54:15.500 and all, and it never happens because the people that convince them to vote for them are the

00:54:20.200 most conniving, snaky, dirtiest politicians in the world and they steal the money and then

00:54:25.120 they leave the black communities to flounder.

00:54:26.960 That's been going on for 60, 70 years.

00:54:29.180 Okay.

00:54:29.660 But those same communities, because that person who they trust, who they shouldn't trust says

00:54:35.040 that white people are the problem or Donald Trump's the problem or, you know, Republicans

00:54:40.060 are the problem.

00:54:40.960 They still haven't figured out completely that, that, that it's their own people doing it to

00:54:45.340 themselves.

00:54:45.760 And that should be fixed before we go over to, you know, someplace in some other part

00:54:53.340 of the world and try to help those people.

00:54:55.240 Like those are American citizens that need to be fucking handled and treated just like

00:55:00.360 every other American citizen.

00:55:01.480 And this shit of, you know, sending resources to you, like, dude, if I was a minority, if

00:55:09.220 I was a black person in America, in a black neighborhood, a black urban area that's been

00:55:15.000 run down typically in these Democrat run cities.

00:55:18.400 And I see them sending hundreds of billions of dollars to other places like fucking Israel

00:55:23.520 and fucking, uh, Ukraine, Ukraine and wherever else.

00:55:27.020 What the fuck, dude?

00:55:28.700 Look at my fucking neighborhood.

00:55:30.260 Right.

00:55:30.660 Look at my community.

00:55:31.800 Look at the jobs that are offered here.

00:55:33.440 Like, dude, that's fucked up.

00:55:34.940 And dude, these white suburbanite women who fucking advocate for helping all these crazy

00:55:41.360 fucking causes all over the world.

00:55:43.320 You look right past the fucking neighborhood right down the street.

00:55:46.240 Why is that?

00:55:46.880 Right.

00:55:47.180 If you're, if you're not racist, why are you looking right past your fellow American citizen

00:55:50.780 that was right 10 miles down the road from you?

00:55:53.520 You see what I'm saying?

00:55:54.560 They refuse to look at them.

00:55:55.580 Listen, dude, they won't go in the neighborhoods.

00:55:57.960 They won't help them.

00:55:59.140 But they'll go to brunch and they'll talk about how good it is to help these motherfuckers

00:56:02.540 come across the border because they deserve a better life.

00:56:05.560 Right.

00:56:06.020 But the minute that one of those people want, you say, hey, you should take one of these

00:56:09.040 people in their home.

00:56:09.860 No, no, I can't do that.

00:56:11.020 We can't do that.

00:56:11.800 I don't have any room.

00:56:13.100 Well, they're, they're putting 13 people to a room over there.

00:56:15.960 You don't, you can't squeeze two or three.

00:56:18.600 No.

00:56:20.120 Right.

00:56:20.760 Right.

00:56:21.000 And so here's the bottom line is that if you're not willing to get your hands dirty

00:56:24.900 to help these people, then shut the fuck up.

00:56:27.000 I agree.

00:56:27.620 Because I'm going to tell you this.

00:56:28.540 I'm not, I'm not getting my hands dirty to help them.

00:56:31.160 I got my own responsibilities.

00:56:33.000 And so do you.

00:56:33.980 And at least I'm real enough to fucking say it out loud.

00:56:37.460 Okay.

00:56:37.840 I'd much rather help our American citizens, black, white, Latino, whatever, than help a

00:56:43.480 single motherfucker from somewhere else.

00:56:44.880 It's just the way it is, what it is, what it is, what it is, what it is, guys jumping

00:56:51.020 on this conversation.

00:56:52.840 Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

00:56:55.540 With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline.

00:56:57.900 We got headline number three.

00:56:59.020 Beautifully stated, Andy.

00:57:00.420 Beautifully said.

00:57:01.980 We got headline number three.

00:57:02.840 This is like a little, just a little touch of a conversation before we get to the big

00:57:08.660 news.

00:57:09.220 I just thought this was fucking hilarious.

00:57:12.140 So the headline reads, government agency is caught deploying sneaky tactic to get around

00:57:17.540 Trump's anti-woke purge.

00:57:19.700 Have you seen this with the ATF?

00:57:23.240 Is it where they were renaming their titles?

00:57:25.900 Yeah.

00:57:28.220 So, so the bureau, and we got buddies there.

00:57:30.880 Yeah.

00:57:31.140 Right.

00:57:31.420 Good buddies.

00:57:31.880 Good buddies.

00:57:32.360 Listen, the thing about most of these agencies is most of the field workers and the guys

00:57:37.400 who actually do the job, they're great people.

00:57:39.760 The dudes.

00:57:40.360 Yeah.

00:57:40.580 It's the people at the top that are fucking corrupt.

00:57:42.840 That are fucked.

00:57:43.580 Yeah.

00:57:43.880 Yeah.

00:57:44.460 The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives appeared to try to avoid Donald

00:57:49.900 Trump's anti-DEI executive order by switching the job title of its chief diversity officer.

00:57:56.620 So here's a picture before.

00:57:58.380 This was January 20th.

00:58:00.740 Okay.

00:58:01.400 Okay.

00:58:02.360 Some of these guys look weird, but specifically here, you got Lisa T. Boykin.

00:58:08.820 All right.

00:58:09.040 She is listed as the chief diversity officer, office of the director.

00:58:14.040 That's who she reports to.

00:58:15.360 Okay.

00:58:16.520 Trump releases that.

00:58:17.960 Then there's a little update on the website.

00:58:20.820 They renamed it.

00:58:22.000 She's just a senior executive now.

00:58:24.760 That's all.

00:58:26.020 Bro, fire that motherfucker.

00:58:27.620 Bro.

00:58:28.140 She got to be fired.

00:58:29.620 She got to be fired, bro.

00:58:31.060 It's not going to work.

00:58:32.180 No.

00:58:33.820 There's no drugs in here.

00:58:35.240 The fact that they think that that would work shows that they're understanding of how much

00:58:48.480 they get away with that goes unnoticed, right?

00:58:51.480 If they think that that little trick is going to get them through, then they have a complete

00:58:57.580 understanding of all the little tricks that get them around all the regulations.

00:59:02.700 They know the loopholes because they write them.

00:59:04.680 Yeah.

00:59:04.900 That's right.

00:59:05.580 They write them, bro.

00:59:06.640 I just thought that was fucking hilarious.

00:59:08.080 I mean, like, good Lord, guys.

00:59:10.440 What happened to that guy?

00:59:11.140 That guy up at the top, he got fired?

00:59:12.220 Yeah, I think he got fired.

00:59:13.340 Yeah.

00:59:14.000 Yeah, they banned DEI, so they said, all right, let's ban our top white guy.

00:59:17.360 Yeah.

00:59:23.080 Oh, shit.

00:59:23.980 Steve, you're out, baby.

00:59:29.420 Yep.

00:59:31.120 At least he spells Steve in the right way.

00:59:32.520 Wait, go to the second one again.

00:59:36.340 Uh-oh.

00:59:36.820 Oh.

00:59:38.080 Oh, he's still deputy director.

00:59:42.920 Yeah, they just haven't given him a new title yet.

00:59:45.140 Oh.

00:59:45.920 Guaranteed, he's already put his nutsats on the desk.

00:59:48.360 Guaranteed.

00:59:48.900 Yeah.

00:59:49.520 Yeah.

00:59:50.180 I was just like, fuck.

00:59:51.300 But at least Steve did spell Steve the right way, though.

00:59:54.820 You know?

00:59:55.720 Like the S-T-E-V-E-N.

00:59:58.240 Versus?

00:59:59.000 Like the P, when motherfuckers throw P's in there.

01:00:02.060 Steepin.

01:00:02.800 Steepin.

01:00:03.960 Steepin.

01:00:04.920 Damn, Steepin.

01:00:06.780 Steepin.

01:00:07.180 Damn, Steepin.

01:00:10.900 What you doing?

01:00:12.820 Steepin out, baby.

01:00:17.400 Yeah, now DeMarco's in.

01:00:18.880 I mean Marvin.

01:00:21.700 That's DeMarvin.

01:00:22.980 DeMarvin.

01:00:23.500 Oh, shit.

01:00:27.840 Steepin got demoted by DeMarvin.

01:00:32.000 Okay.

01:00:32.820 All right.

01:00:33.360 On to the big news, though.

01:00:35.220 DJIT released a new thing.

01:00:36.760 Trump signs executive order to declassify files on JFK MLK assassinations.

01:00:43.040 This is hot off the press right here.

01:00:45.460 Yep.

01:00:45.900 It's a big deal.

01:00:46.760 Yep.

01:00:47.180 Now, I don't know.

01:00:49.540 Like, I'm hoping they don't just release the fucking page and it's all redacted.

01:00:52.900 Right?

01:00:53.580 Because, you know, that's not what Trump...

01:00:54.980 I mean, the executive order was pretty fucking clear.

01:00:57.600 So, here's the video of it being announced on Trump's desk.

01:01:01.540 And let's check this out.

01:01:04.240 Lastly, sir, we have an executive order ordering the declassification of files relating to the

01:01:10.360 assassinations of President John F. Kennedy, Senator Robert F. Kennedy, and Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

01:01:16.860 Now, that's a big one, huh?

01:01:19.140 A lot of people are waiting for this for a long, for years.

01:01:23.220 For decades.

01:01:24.260 And everything will be revealed.

01:01:35.340 Okay?

01:01:38.380 Give that to RFK Jr.

01:01:41.340 Yes, sir.

01:01:44.720 That's nice.

01:01:45.720 Give that to RFK Jr.

01:01:47.280 That's pretty cool.

01:01:47.860 The pin he signed the fucking order with.

01:01:49.320 Yeah, I mean, and listen.

01:01:51.560 He said everything's going to be revealed.

01:01:53.640 All right?

01:01:54.260 Now, I'm hoping that that's fucking everything.

01:01:58.080 Because, you know, up until recently, bro, like, I mean, like, maybe five years, you know,

01:02:01.980 the narrative was that, you know, JFK was shot once in the head.

01:02:06.840 He was actually shot, like, two times.

01:02:09.480 Right?

01:02:09.960 And if you watch the clip, when you slow down and watch the fucking frames, he was shot before

01:02:13.740 the actual final one that blew his head off.

01:02:17.120 Like, that wasn't even common knowledge until, like, ten years ago.

01:02:20.640 You know?

01:02:21.300 So, I mean, it's interesting.

01:02:22.600 I'm hoping that it's everything.

01:02:23.460 But going full circle here, back to that interview he did with Hannity, they talked about this

01:02:29.200 specific topic and, like, why now?

01:02:31.260 Why is it just now being released?

01:02:32.780 And Trump had a very interesting thing to say on this.

01:02:35.200 Let's check this clip out.

01:02:36.280 You stated that you will release the files, all of the files, as it relates to the JFK assassination.

01:02:43.860 And by the way, this is his desk.

01:02:46.220 Yeah, that's right.

01:02:47.140 This is where John Kennedy, little John Kennedy.

01:02:49.440 That's a movable door.

01:02:50.680 Yeah.

01:02:51.120 It's a little door there.

01:02:52.440 That's where John John was.

01:02:53.780 John John, yeah.

01:02:54.500 And RFK and also Martin Luther King Jr.

01:02:59.560 And that you will be transparent.

01:03:02.180 This was going to happen in the first time.

01:03:03.960 Other people have asked me to do that.

01:03:06.480 And I did it with Kennedy to an extent.

01:03:11.820 But I was asked by some of our government officials not to.

01:03:15.880 And, you know, you have to respect them.

01:03:17.520 I was actually asked by Mike Pompeo, his secretary of state, not to.

01:03:23.440 And I felt he knew something that maybe, you know, when he asks you not to, you sort of say, why?

01:03:30.860 And he felt that it was just not a good time to release him.

01:03:35.940 And you might ask him why.

01:03:38.620 Maybe he'll deny that even.

01:03:41.140 But he did.

01:03:41.780 He asked me.

01:03:42.760 And some others also, though.

01:03:44.580 They didn't want the Kennedy stuff released.

01:03:47.520 And they're professionals.

01:03:48.980 And I respect them.

01:03:50.760 And they're working for me and the country.

01:03:53.180 They're working for the country.

01:03:55.020 And so I didn't release.

01:03:56.260 But I'm going to release them immediately upon getting.

01:04:01.160 We're going to see the information.

01:04:02.560 We're looking at it right now.

01:04:04.560 Why wouldn't they want that stuff released?

01:04:06.460 Because they understand that if what people believe happened actually happened,

01:04:15.700 meaning our three-letter agencies had him assassinated, all three of those people,

01:04:22.160 that it gives Trump tremendous leverage over the traditional government system slash cabal slash establishment.

01:04:32.020 So people are at a point now, in my opinion, where they don't trust the government at all.

01:04:41.600 At all.

01:04:42.220 Yeah.

01:04:42.320 And if Trump wants to truly gain the support of the people, he would pull the Band-Aid off of that,

01:04:50.940 expose that fully so that people had zero trust in these agencies, which would make it easier for him to dismantle them.

01:04:58.360 So that's what you see the play as.

01:05:01.140 Yeah.

01:05:02.420 So what do you think, because this is a picture right here.

01:05:05.100 If you're on audio, I got a picture up here of.

01:05:06.620 Because, dude, if he starts dismantling these things without that evidence, people are going to say he's a fucking dictator.

01:05:12.500 It has to be justified.

01:05:13.360 Yes.

01:05:13.840 Right.

01:05:14.660 I mean, it makes sense.

01:05:15.700 Right.

01:05:15.880 It makes perfect sense.

01:05:16.660 So for those on audio, I got a picture of, this is Lee Harvey Oswald, right?

01:05:21.980 This is the man that allegedly, I mean, they convicted him of killing JFK.

01:05:27.880 What do you, so what do you think his role in this was?

01:05:33.040 I mean, was he CIA?

01:05:35.080 I don't know.

01:05:35.820 Yeah.

01:05:35.980 What do you think his role was?

01:05:37.240 I guess is the question.

01:05:38.240 The same role as some of these Antifa dumbasses, you know, where they pay these people to do crazy shit and then tell them they're going to get off the hook.

01:05:47.100 And, you know, I mean, look, dude.

01:05:49.420 Thomas Crooks, same as all of these fucking guys.

01:05:51.180 That's right.

01:05:52.000 Thomas Crooks.

01:05:52.940 Okay.

01:05:53.360 Perfect example.

01:05:55.020 We're going to make you a hero.

01:05:56.380 You're going to be a national hero.

01:05:57.840 You're going to be well-known, blah, blah, blah.

01:06:00.700 Let's convince them of all this shit.

01:06:02.040 I'm speculating, obviously.

01:06:03.220 Convince them to do the job, equip them to do the job, and then when the job's done, they kill them.

01:06:08.660 Right.

01:06:08.940 Right?

01:06:09.800 So, that could have been the same kind of thing.

01:06:13.360 I mean, dude, you can't tell me that all these school shooters were acting alone.

01:06:17.140 You can't tell me that.

01:06:18.260 No.

01:06:18.500 They all fit the same profile.

01:06:20.360 They're all leftists.

01:06:21.320 They're all fucking communists.

01:06:22.580 They're all fucking trans people.

01:06:24.420 They're all, you know, mentally disturbed.

01:06:28.120 They all had, you know, allegedly GPS coordinates and contacts with many members of three-letter agencies before.

01:06:37.380 Why would a three-letter agency be talking to any of these people?

01:06:40.200 At all, for any reason.

01:06:41.400 Do you ever had the FBI or CIA come to you for anything?

01:06:44.420 Right, exactly.

01:06:45.820 But they're going to go to these fucking kids who happen to end up shooting up schools?

01:06:49.840 Get the fuck out of here.

01:06:50.720 And they all knew about the possible attack before it happened.

01:06:53.720 There's so much corruption in these agencies that it has to be exposed for us to ever have peace here.

01:07:01.160 At least start the peace.

01:07:02.700 Because it's not going to fix it all, right?

01:07:04.740 But it is definitely the start to that fucking-

01:07:06.560 Well, like I said, I think it gives Trump a skeleton key to every door that he wants to open from here on out.

01:07:18.400 Because when people realize what's actually happened to these people and how it happened and who did it and why, the trust in these agencies is going to be zero, which will lead to the disillusion of these agencies, which is eventually where I think he wants to take it.

01:07:33.100 My only fear, though, man, and maybe I'm being too naive on this, but my only fear is like, you know, let's say that it was the three-letter agencies that did these things that are behind these things, right?

01:07:43.940 Let's just hypothetically here, say that that's the truth.

01:07:47.420 Would they really, like, do we really believe that they wouldn't at least attempt to cover their tracks and, like, not leave, you know, shit like that to be discovered or even the risk of fucking being declassified?

01:08:00.900 Well, I mean-

01:08:01.540 You know what I'm saying?

01:08:02.080 But then on the other hand, I'm also like, these people, they do abide by rules.

01:08:06.260 No.

01:08:06.760 Right?

01:08:08.880 Look, you got to think of it like a gang, okay?

01:08:13.080 Mm-hmm.

01:08:13.940 If you're in a gang and something needs to be handled, and it's very bad, and it's going to incriminate a few people to do it, but it has to be done, and then it's done, it's best that that information be kept from everyone for the continuation of the gang to be able to operate.

01:08:35.540 Mm-hmm.

01:08:36.220 You understand?

01:08:36.900 Right.

01:08:37.100 So, in my opinion, what's happened here is a group of individuals at some point in time on all three of these cases decided that these three men were a big enough threat that they needed to be killed, all right?

01:08:53.060 And that was probably a decision that was made amongst five or six people, and when you classify a situation like that, and you say, hey, five or six people were responsible for this, but then you have a broader scope of individuals that then learn the truth.

01:09:10.500 Well, those broader scope of individuals can't tell the truth because it would mean that their income and their job and their place in life would be dissolved.

01:09:18.100 Right.

01:09:18.340 So, the heinous nature of the act itself being so bad that people would reject it if they knew the truth completely and want everybody involved held accountable protects it from ever coming out because anybody that would know it would be implicated in it.

01:09:39.520 Right.

01:09:39.780 You see, so, my thinking is what I said before.

01:09:45.680 I think Trump wants to radically transform the government.

01:09:48.340 I think it needs to be radically transformed.

01:09:50.140 I think for him to radically transform the government, people have to know the truth and they have to realize how sinister the truth is so that he can do what he's supposed to do and what he needs to do for the country's long-term benefit.

01:10:02.740 Otherwise, if he just started disbanding the FBI or disbanding the CIA, you know, who's to say they're not going to try to arrest him or fucking kill him, you know, and who's to say they didn't already try to kill him?

01:10:14.680 Exactly.

01:10:15.140 Which a lot of people think they did a couple times.

01:10:18.080 So, I don't know.

01:10:20.060 I think we're at a very dangerous time in the country.

01:10:22.420 I mean, you know, these situations, you know, the black swan event and all the things that I thought were going to happen before the election, they could easily happen now, too.

01:10:31.280 So, it's going to be interesting.

01:10:34.800 Yeah.

01:10:35.580 I mean, we shall see.

01:10:38.180 Yeah.

01:10:38.560 We shall see.

01:10:39.280 Now, I mean, again, like going back even with the J6 release, right, the executive order has been issued.

01:10:44.080 There is a time process that goes into that.

01:10:47.120 You know what I'm saying?

01:10:47.720 Paperwork, other paperwork has to be signed and actually going through and releasing the shit.

01:10:51.380 So, my hopes is that by Monday, we hopefully have something on this that we can start talking about next week.

01:10:57.100 I mean, the sooner it all comes out, the safer it is for Trump.

01:11:00.260 That's the truth.

01:11:00.940 If it drags on for weeks and weeks and weeks, that gives them an opportunity to stop it by doing something bad to Trump and his administration.

01:11:08.320 Right.

01:11:08.780 If they were smart, they'd let it rip like tonight on the news.

01:11:12.300 You know what I mean?

01:11:13.060 Well, here's my other thing, too.

01:11:14.340 I mean, since we're declassifying that, that's cool.

01:11:16.740 I want the Epstein list.

01:11:18.240 Yeah.

01:11:18.620 Where is that at?

01:11:19.460 Yeah, I agree.

01:11:20.440 Where is that?

01:11:21.000 Maybe this has to go first because maybe they're tied together.

01:11:24.200 I don't know, but I need the Epstein list.

01:11:25.980 Well, Trump said that he was going to declassify the JFK shit this week.

01:11:32.320 He did it.

01:11:33.080 He did it.

01:11:34.200 Yeah, we'll see, man.

01:11:34.900 Guys, stay tuned and let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

01:11:38.740 With that being said, let's get to our final segment as always.

01:11:41.920 We got Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck.

01:11:43.200 That's where we bring a headline in.

01:11:44.460 We talk about it.

01:11:45.360 We get one of those two options.

01:11:46.860 No bears today.

01:11:49.900 No bears.

01:11:50.400 No bears.

01:11:50.880 No crap monkeys.

01:11:52.660 No Indians.

01:11:54.360 No monkey infestations.

01:11:55.860 Nope.

01:11:56.920 A little something, a little different.

01:11:58.860 This is different.

01:12:00.820 Yeah, this is different.

01:12:01.740 Our Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck headline reads, toddlers played with dead grandpa's ashes and

01:12:09.380 may have eaten them.

01:12:10.480 Shock Mom says the boys got Paw Paw.

01:12:13.520 Paw Paw.

01:12:14.060 No.

01:12:14.280 They got him.

01:12:18.700 I got so many problems with this.

01:12:21.320 There's so many problems with this, but let's dive into this a little bit.

01:12:24.620 New York Post.

01:12:26.020 Ashes, ashes, we all chow down.

01:12:28.560 The Colorado mom was appalled after discovering that her sons might have eaten their grandfather's

01:12:34.760 ashes as detailed in a hilariously.

01:12:37.960 What's that?

01:12:40.120 What the fuck?

01:12:40.560 What are they trying to say here?

01:12:41.520 It's like they're trying to talk to me.

01:12:42.440 What is that?

01:12:43.440 Macabre?

01:12:44.280 Macra Bay?

01:12:47.240 What the fuck is that, bro?

01:12:48.580 Why do they do that?

01:12:49.960 Bro, they do this shit just for me.

01:12:52.060 Hilarious TikTok video.

01:12:53.220 Yeah, hilarious TikTok video with more than 2.4 million views.

01:12:57.640 The boys got Paw Paw.

01:12:59.020 Monica Long exclaimed in the clip while describing their alleged grandpa's slam breakfast.

01:13:03.960 The single mother of three claims she left her two toddlers ages three and two alone for a moment in early January so she could use the bathroom while prepping for a birthday party.

01:13:15.560 The Coloradian was only in there for several minutes, but when she returned, she saw the boys were playing in what looked like white dirt during the four minutes she'd been gone.

01:13:26.980 The two hellions had managed to smear the soot all over their faces, bodies, check this clip out.

01:13:34.640 The boys got Paw Paw.

01:13:36.600 They got him and they dumped him out all over my carpet and I didn't realize it was Paw Paw and I vacuumed him up.

01:13:45.700 They may have eaten some of them too because Rami had the cap in his mouth and Jesus Christ.

01:13:57.120 Yep.

01:13:57.940 F***.

01:14:00.440 Paw Paw shark do do do do do do do do.

01:14:04.300 Paw Paw shark do do do do do do.

01:14:07.740 Paw Paw shark do do do do do.

01:14:09.160 Paw Paw shark.

01:14:13.660 Paw Paw shark.

01:14:15.000 Do do do do do do do do do do do do.

01:14:16.560 Okay, so these are the culprits.

01:14:18.980 Asaya and Rami.

01:14:22.800 I'll give you one guess as to whose idea it was to unscrew Paw Paw's canister.

01:14:29.020 Whose idea was it?

01:14:33.920 Quit messing with Paw Paw.

01:14:35.860 He's been through enough.

01:14:38.880 Now he got a f***ing...

01:14:40.480 What? Is that kid's name Brownie?

01:14:42.380 Oh.

01:14:43.380 Did she say the kid's name?

01:14:44.640 There's Asaya and Brownie?

01:14:46.860 Oh, you mean he's on Paw Paw?

01:14:49.700 Okay, so these are the culprits.

01:14:52.140 Asaya and Rami.

01:14:55.060 Rami.

01:14:56.020 Brownie?

01:14:56.380 I'll give you one guess as to whose idea it was to unscrew Paw Paw's canister.

01:15:01.320 Bro, that's so f***ed up.

01:15:03.080 So here's a picture of Paw Paw.

01:15:05.360 There's Paw Paw for you.

01:15:06.840 Yep.

01:15:07.800 And now Paw Paw's in the vacuum.

01:15:10.520 Man, how many biscuits and gravy did Paw Paw eat in his life?

01:15:16.240 Man, that motherfucker looks like...

01:15:17.560 He had a table at Cracker Barrel.

01:15:17.840 Bro, he looks like the logo for Cracker Barrel.

01:15:20.000 Yeah, he does.

01:15:20.780 Absolutely.

01:15:21.080 You throw that dude up on a sign and you serve biscuits and gravy, you're going to be rich.

01:15:25.700 I'm eating there.

01:15:26.300 That's right.

01:15:26.800 Yeah, 100%.

01:15:27.620 Dude, you're going to get some bacon and some ham and some f***ing eggs and some biscuits

01:15:32.600 and gravy and you're going to be happy about it.

01:15:34.620 Yep.

01:15:34.880 And we're going to call it Paw Paw's.

01:15:36.160 Yep.

01:15:37.240 I'd eat there.

01:15:37.720 You see that?

01:15:38.240 That's how we start companies, Ronnie.

01:15:39.520 That's it right there.

01:15:40.180 Paw Paw's.

01:15:41.620 Breakfast joint.

01:15:43.040 Paw Paw's, biscuits, and gravy.

01:15:44.280 Bro, and then we would sell straw hats and overalls.

01:15:47.440 We would sell a little stuffed Paw Paw like they do at Bucky's.

01:15:51.200 See this?

01:15:52.100 This ain't that hard, man.

01:15:53.000 Do we fill him with his ashes, sir?

01:15:54.160 That's what I'm saying.

01:15:55.080 Like, it ain't that hard.

01:15:56.240 And then you write a little story about how Esau and f***ing Brownie.

01:16:02.600 I ate Paw Paw, and it would be like a little thing at the table.

01:16:06.720 You know how you go to Cracker Barrel and they got the teas?

01:16:08.720 Mm-hmm.

01:16:09.180 But it would be the legend of Paw Paw.

01:16:10.960 Mm-hmm.

01:16:12.580 Yeah.

01:16:13.120 Yeah.

01:16:14.400 First, my question is-

01:16:15.240 The salt and pepper shaker would look like Paw Paw.

01:16:17.100 Bro, my question is who the f***-

01:16:18.040 So you can eat Paw Paw, too.

01:16:19.800 I got problems with this, though.

01:16:20.880 Like, who would keep-

01:16:22.100 Like, aren't these things supposed to be a little bit more secure than that?

01:16:25.800 You know what I'm saying?

01:16:26.560 Like, in the sealed thing or something?

01:16:28.840 I mean, look, man.

01:16:29.720 Everybody does their own thing.

01:16:30.680 Like, you f***ing black people do weird-ass s*** at your funerals and s***.

01:16:33.800 It's true.

01:16:34.180 I mean, we just put our people on t-shirts.

01:16:35.740 You guys talk about your church being so, like, amazing, and then it looks like a bunch

01:16:39.720 of people having seizures and s***, bro.

01:16:41.040 Oh, man.

01:16:41.640 No.

01:16:42.360 Yeah.

01:16:43.920 I mean, you guys get down.

01:16:45.800 There ain't nothing wrong with that.

01:16:47.920 Yeah.

01:16:48.780 Beans, greens.

01:16:51.660 Bro, bro, black church is where it's at, dude.

01:16:54.500 No, it's not.

01:16:55.120 Oh, yeah.

01:16:55.580 It's too long, bro.

01:16:56.940 Oh, is it a long time?

01:16:57.800 Bro, it's like a f***ing five-hour service, man.

01:16:59.400 Oh, really?

01:16:59.920 Fuck yeah.

01:17:00.320 I just want to show up for the dance.

01:17:02.320 I just want to show up for the dancing.

01:17:04.560 And then you guys do the funeral where they're, like, standing up and s***.

01:17:07.940 Like, down the-

01:17:08.740 That's not us, Andy.

01:17:09.900 Who is it?

01:17:10.280 That was Africa.

01:17:12.620 No, where they put you on a motorcycle and s***?

01:17:14.460 Yeah.

01:17:15.140 I've seen it.

01:17:15.920 That wasn't here.

01:17:17.400 I think they do it, like, in the south.

01:17:20.200 They, like, stand you up and, like, put sunglasses on you and s***.

01:17:23.460 Bro, come on.

01:17:24.120 We've seen it.

01:17:25.020 I'm not making you-

01:17:26.580 DJ, you're going to sit here and act like you've never seen that before.

01:17:31.700 I know.

01:17:32.060 I don't think that's here.

01:17:32.840 You're f***ing black.

01:17:33.820 No, I don't think that's here.

01:17:35.120 I don't think that's here.

01:17:35.980 In the U.S.?

01:17:36.660 Yeah, I don't think so.

01:17:37.400 It might not be here in, like, South County.

01:17:39.020 Yeah, right.

01:17:39.760 Right.

01:17:40.060 But I for sure have seen that in the United States, bro.

01:17:42.280 It's like a voodoo thing.

01:17:45.540 What?

01:17:48.140 What are you laughing at?

01:17:49.100 Yep.

01:17:49.980 Google the s*** right now.

01:17:51.120 I know what you're talking about.

01:17:52.920 Okay.

01:17:53.160 I do know-

01:17:53.900 I know what you're talking about.

01:17:55.600 I just-

01:17:56.000 I don't think that was-

01:17:56.800 I don't think that was here.

01:17:57.560 Black people have way cooler funerals than white people.

01:18:00.500 Uh, dead man.

01:18:03.140 See, this is why my algorithms are f***ed up.

01:18:04.980 No.

01:18:05.620 Dead man on motorcycle.

01:18:06.420 And where white people funerals, you go in, everybody's f***ing crying and s***.

01:18:10.340 The purple-

01:18:11.260 The dude's laying there in the casket with the f***ing 50 pounds of mascara on and s***.

01:18:16.720 Looks like s***.

01:18:17.800 Doesn't even look-

01:18:18.220 Yes!

01:18:18.740 Bro.

01:18:20.480 Yes!

01:18:20.880 Bro, that's-

01:18:23.840 Oh, look, that's a white guy.

01:18:25.520 Uh-huh.

01:18:25.860 Ohio, man.

01:18:26.780 That's a white guy.

01:18:27.560 That's fine.

01:18:28.360 But that's what black people do.

01:18:29.520 They buried him on his motorcycle.

01:18:30.940 Cool.

01:18:31.980 That's actually pretty cool.

01:18:33.280 Yeah.

01:18:33.660 See?

01:18:34.100 It's cooler than f***ing what white people do.

01:18:35.700 That's what I'm trying to say.

01:18:36.660 I'm trying to give y'all a compliment.

01:18:37.780 What do you mean?

01:18:40.480 Yeah, they get airbrushed t-shirts.

01:18:46.380 They do.

01:18:47.600 Like, you get it dusted.

01:18:49.600 Oh, okay.

01:18:50.380 That's bad.

01:18:51.860 That-

01:18:52.480 Okay, so I'm a liar now.

01:18:54.260 See?

01:18:55.100 See?

01:18:55.680 Okay.

01:18:57.160 See?

01:18:57.700 That guy's got a pimp cane and a pimp cup.

01:19:00.860 Oh, man.

01:19:01.900 See?

01:19:02.920 See?

01:19:03.180 See, I'm f***ing lying.

01:19:04.040 I'm going to tell you this right now.

01:19:09.360 When I kick it, y'all better do it like that.

01:19:11.500 No.

01:19:12.160 Yes.

01:19:13.320 Put me in my snakeskin boots, my jeans, my black V-neck.

01:19:19.620 Pick one of the cars.

01:19:22.400 Fucking put me in that.

01:19:23.380 You guys will pick the cheapest one because you want to keep all the good shit for yourself.

01:19:26.560 That's fine with me.

01:19:27.260 Just give me the cheap car.

01:19:28.580 She's drinking a Bush Light.

01:19:30.040 Yeah.

01:19:30.480 Well, she knows what's up.

01:19:32.180 Jesus Christ.

01:19:33.600 A-B, right?

01:19:35.100 She knows.

01:19:37.300 Bro, that's terrible.

01:19:38.700 So how do I know this and you don't know this?

01:19:40.740 I don't know.

01:19:41.320 I don't do that shit, man.

01:19:43.220 You've never been to one like that?

01:19:44.200 Fuck no, bro.

01:19:45.020 I wouldn't want to go to one like that, bro.

01:19:46.660 I think it'd be awesome.

01:19:47.460 Fuck no, man.

01:19:48.880 You would rather go to a funeral where they're laid out in a casket with a bunch-

01:19:52.940 They don't even look like themselves than-

01:19:55.320 Than stand up and not look like themselves?

01:19:56.860 No, bro.

01:19:57.740 They do look like themselves because they're wearing the shit they wore.

01:20:00.760 Like, dude, you're going to put me in a casket with some fucking bullshit suit.

01:20:05.260 First of all, I'm going to say this.

01:20:07.540 You motherfuckers put me in a casket and some bullshit suit.

01:20:10.080 I'm pissed off.

01:20:11.000 You're going to come haunt us?

01:20:11.560 It better be a nice motherfucker.

01:20:13.540 You're going to haunt us?

01:20:14.620 Yes.

01:20:14.920 No bullshit suits.

01:20:17.080 I got you.

01:20:17.620 We got to make sure David August is on you.

01:20:19.160 I got you.

01:20:20.080 Custom for the-

01:20:21.040 Like, he's got to come here and make a new one.

01:20:22.740 And measure you.

01:20:23.560 Yeah.

01:20:23.660 All right?

01:20:24.140 And second of all, I got to be like standing up, dude, and like all, you know, pimp-like.

01:20:29.780 You know?

01:20:30.480 Like I walk around.

01:20:31.980 We'll put you in your Bugatti.

01:20:33.080 There you go.

01:20:33.660 No, you won't.

01:20:34.680 You motherfuckers will sell that.

01:20:38.420 Well, see, but that's telling me the truth.

01:20:40.560 He's like, yeah.

01:20:41.220 That's fucked up, man.

01:20:44.020 Just pick something in the middle.

01:20:45.700 Gotcha.

01:20:46.200 All right?

01:20:46.500 It doesn't have to be-

01:20:47.940 It can't be the cheapest.

01:20:49.200 The Chevelle.

01:20:50.180 Oh, that'd be sick.

01:20:50.780 I'll take the Chevelle.

01:20:51.480 That'd be sick.

01:20:52.100 All right?

01:20:52.480 Bury you in the Chevelle?

01:20:53.420 Yes.

01:20:54.120 Or make a monument of it.

01:20:56.320 Got it.

01:20:56.820 You know what I'm saying?

01:20:57.200 Yeah, actually pretty sick.

01:20:58.220 Yeah.

01:20:58.520 That'd be pretty sick.

01:20:59.260 All right.

01:21:00.000 Well, I mean, with the money we get from Bugatti, I think we'd make that happen.

01:21:02.400 That's what I'm saying.

01:21:04.740 Yeah.

01:21:07.300 Yo, man, what do we got on Pawpaw, bro?

01:21:09.780 I'll give this a thumbs up.

01:21:10.840 You know what?

01:21:11.220 This motherfucker did it.

01:21:12.560 I guarantee it.

01:21:13.740 He did it.

01:21:14.340 He does look like-

01:21:15.240 Little brownie looks like fucking-

01:21:18.180 Look, he's up to some shit.

01:21:19.240 Yeah, fuck, man.

01:21:19.820 Here's what I'm going to say.

01:21:21.200 I give the mom credit for having a good sense of humor.

01:21:23.780 Yeah.

01:21:24.100 And not getting pissed and making it funny.

01:21:25.800 Yeah.

01:21:26.360 Like, bro, Pawpaw shark.

01:21:28.720 Pawpaw shark.

01:21:30.800 Pawpaw shark.

01:21:32.800 Oh, man.

01:21:33.820 Dude, I'm telling you, bro.

01:21:34.960 One of you restauranteurs, you come see me.

01:21:39.840 I'll be in charge of the brand.

01:21:41.420 You put up the money, and we'll make Pawpaw.

01:21:44.760 Pawpaws.

01:21:45.480 What do we call it?

01:21:46.040 Pawpaws what?

01:21:47.000 Pawpaws.

01:21:47.760 Pawpaws?

01:21:48.200 You want to Pawpaws.

01:21:48.720 Pawpaws breakfast joint.

01:21:49.740 Everything there.

01:21:50.740 It's open 24 hours.

01:21:52.160 Smothered.

01:21:52.740 Bro, we'll fucking kill.

01:21:55.460 We'll kill.

01:21:56.100 Yeah, man.

01:21:59.800 I'm a brand new genius.

01:22:00.880 I heard those sharks are good vacuums, though, so, I mean, that's good.

01:22:03.780 Man, it ain't nothing like a Dyson, though.

01:22:05.180 I have a Dyson now.

01:22:05.980 We got a Dyson.

01:22:06.340 Oh, it's because you're rich now.

01:22:07.700 I don't know about that.

01:22:09.060 How many of you guys got Dysons?

01:22:11.440 How many of you-

01:22:11.860 You fuckers all got.

01:22:13.020 You're all rich.

01:22:13.800 Yeah, I mean, listen, it's a good fucking vacuum.

01:22:15.980 The shark?

01:22:18.240 You ain't worked up to a Dyson yet?

01:22:22.640 Bro, I tell you this, those Dysons are fucking good.

01:22:24.780 We got to work Joe up to Dyson level.

01:22:26.480 Bro, you got to get one, bro.

01:22:27.860 You got a Dyson?

01:22:29.220 What do you got?

01:22:30.940 Dustpan and a broom?

01:22:31.880 Like they did over there.

01:22:32.280 He got the straw thing.

01:22:33.420 Like they did over there in Serbia?

01:22:35.980 You got a straw fucking, a straw broom?

01:22:40.980 Is he shy I got one?

01:22:41.720 Hey, Serbia is, or Bosnia close to Croatia?

01:22:47.880 Did you guys, is that like, Croatia's beautiful, huh?

01:22:51.520 Yeah.

01:22:51.760 I'm just thinking about where I want to live after I extranite myself.

01:22:55.720 After we get deported?

01:22:57.260 No, we're off the fucking list, man.

01:22:59.140 I got to figure out how to get back on it.

01:23:00.460 Yeah, right, right, right.

01:23:01.660 Dude, you know, when I was on the list, I felt different.

01:23:03.680 I felt like I was living on the edge.

01:23:05.020 Yeah.

01:23:05.360 Now it's like I'm feeling a little too relaxed.

01:23:07.340 Yeah, that's true.

01:23:08.140 I got to get back on the list.

01:23:09.720 It does feel safer now.

01:23:10.820 Yeah.

01:23:11.380 I'm not like-

01:23:12.340 Yeah, right.

01:23:13.540 Fuck.

01:23:14.100 Yeah.

01:23:14.700 Yeah, we'll figure it out.

01:23:15.540 I'm sure we will.

01:23:17.160 Well, guys, Andy, Paw Paw, that's all we got.

01:23:20.460 Paw Paw.

01:23:20.900 Paw Paw's breakfast joint.

01:23:23.960 That ain't an ad either.

01:23:25.240 No, that's not an ad.

01:23:26.000 Coming to a neighborhood near you.

01:23:29.400 Don't be a hoe.

01:23:30.520 Share the show.

01:23:30.940 Went from sleeping on the floor.

01:23:32.980 Now my jewelry box froze.

01:23:34.680 Fuck a bowl.

01:23:35.480 Fuck a stove.

01:23:36.320 Counted millions in the cold.

01:23:38.020 Bad bitch.

01:23:38.840 Booty swole.

01:23:39.680 Got her on bankroll.

01:23:41.320 Can't fold.

01:23:42.200 Doesn't know.

01:23:43.000 Headshot.

01:23:43.840 Case closed.

01:23:44.660 Closed.

01:23:44.960 Closed.

01:23:45.020 Closed.

01:23:45.080 Closed.

01:23:45.140 Closed.

01:23:45.200 Closed.

01:23:45.260 Closed.

01:23:45.320 Closed.

01:23:45.640 Closed.

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REAL AF with Andy Frisella - January 24, 2025

831. Andy & DJ CTI： Trump Sits Down With Hannity, ICE Arrests Illegal Migrants & Agency Caught Deploying Sneaky Tactics

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