834. Andy & DJ CTI: RFK Jr. Confirmation Hearing, Karoline Leavitt Vows To Hold Media Accountable & Tiffany Henyard Jumps Into Chaotic Brawl
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1 hour and 5 minutes
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179.95053
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Summary
In this episode of The Realists, Andy and DJ cruise talk about the Dallas Cowboys, the Dallas Cowboy fans, and what it's like to be an old man in the realist world. DJ and Andy also talk about their own personal experiences with age and how they got to where they are now.
Transcript
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what is up guys it's andy for selling this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies the
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fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys
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today we have andy and dj cruise the motherfucking internet that's what we're gonna do what's up
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dude hi we're just getting right into it man i'm in a hurry yep i just got out of uh tasting 47
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energy drinks and i'm cracked out of my mind yeah so uh we're just gonna we're just gonna get it
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going right now don't forget to pay the fee don't be a hoe share the show all right what's up man
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what's going on brother we got a lot let's try to punch it in here then yeah a little quick hitter
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all right now you guys are used to the girth but we're gonna see what we could get here um
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you know this is uh this is something i talked about before i always get you know a little flack
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but uh i think i have unequivocal proof um of what cowboys are gay the dallas cowboys football team
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no yep uh jerry jones compares owning the cowboys to smiles and glory holes what
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you're kind of telling on yourself there a little bit you're not supposed to talk about
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those things that's within the circle of trust is this like an old people thing because i know
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like jerry jones got what he's like 150 glory holes no jerry jones what do you mean i'm saying
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like is it an older thing to where you just like get to that point bro and you just start like just
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saying weird shit you know like this is funny that you bring this up okay because i've thought
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a lot about this so you know i'm in my 40s all right damn but i shut up
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but and dude by the way i keep getting better so like i don't know what you're damn about you're
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fine yeah you're good bro i mean fuck dude good bottle of wine that's that's that's exactly right
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yeah so let's but but i think about this right like i i see clips of me on the internet and and
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i'm like what the fuck is wrong with that guy you know what i'm saying like it's not just you guys
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it's me too and because i and dude you've been around me long enough and you guys here in the
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room you know i say whatever i want anytime wherever whenever you want yeah yeah and i never really
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figured out why i'm like that but i thought about it and i think this is why i think because i've
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been doing what i do since i was 19 and i've been working seven days a week for 26 years full fucking
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days basically a lot of hours okay and if you add up all the hours that i've worked i've already worked
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an entire lifetime of work all right and when you work an entire lifetime of work that actually makes
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your brain kind of like an old man right okay all right so like and and so i think i picked this up
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because i got so much so many hours of shit that i've dealt with that finally like i just don't give
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a fuck so i don't think it's actually like age i think it's like how much stuff you deal with
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and eventually you just stop giving a fuck you're like bro i don't have time to fucking deal with your
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perception of what i'm gonna say so i'm just gonna say it smiles and glory yeah that's right
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and i don't know where he's coming from well that's the thing so uh jerry jones may not be giving
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cowboy fans a lot to cheer about but he is uh dispensing pure gold when it comes to one-liners
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so they asked him basically i had a reporter um you know the cowboys got knocked out of the playoffs and
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uh the divisions and all of that good stuff um and they asked him uh what it was like owning the cowboys
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and he said smiles and glory holes i got the clip man let's check it out
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there's a very low percentage of this uh that is uh smiles and glory holes very low percentage
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well fuck bro i get what he's saying what he's saying is it ain't that fun all right like everybody
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thinks that doing things all right look man imagine everything that you did the whole world saw
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okay and and like dude everybody criticizes everything that you do all the time all right
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rightfully so yes sometimes but listen bro entrepreneurship which is what he is yeah ain't
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fucking fun bro it's not fun it's very rarely fun it is a you you sign up for an eternal beating
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and and you know sometimes you win it's like i tell everybody bro you know two percent of the time you
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win ten percent of the time you don't know what the fuck's going on and you know that 88 percent of the
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time you're getting your ass beat yeah and that's how it works man like so i get what he's saying is
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like it ain't always sunshine yeah what he's saying is uh it ain't always getting your dick sucked
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you know because dick getting your dick sucks fun it's pretty nice yeah that's what i'm saying i mean
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everybody can universally agree that you like that okay yeah right do you like it i love it yeah
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do you guys like it you zishan they do that in india
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we don't have one billion people any like that all right that makes sense there we go
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all right all right land of kamasutra you know yeah all right yeah what's this guy he's plugging
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himself over here do not redeem all right yeah okay okay so you guys aren't sucking them over
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there bro you're just planting them seas deep in there man you're just being efficient that's right
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world takeover yeah so just a little misunderstanding somebody read their dms
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who's india's and trying to take over the fucking world through population
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everyone should all right yeah all right so the lesson here is uh don't be an entrepreneur
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unless you want to get your ass kicked most of the time and the payoff is you get to drive a nice car
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yeah well jerry jones is fucking rich i mean he's oh fuck it because i mean he pretty much owns
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dallas damn near right he's one of the richest men in the world yeah all right so it ain't always
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smiles and and uh glory holes i love it well let's get into this cruise guys we got a lot of
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stuff well i gotta say this i mean you're gonna get your ass beat either way that's the problem
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that's what people don't understand like like your life it's do you want do you want to get an ass
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beating with a reward or do you want to get an ass beating with no reward just that that is it's very
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simply that choice that is the choice do you want to be successful okay if so you got to do these
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things that are very hard and you get something for it later do you want to be lazy well you get
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to do things that aren't very hard but eventually the real shit comes and beats the fuck out of your
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whole life so you're going to get the beating you know what i'm saying you might as well get the
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reward might as well get the nice car that's what i yeah that's how i look at it i love it man well
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guys let's get into this cruise got a lot of stuff to cover today uh remember if you want to see
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any of these pictures articles links videos go to andy for seller.com you guys can find them all
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linked there uh with that being said headline number one big talk of the town today um you know
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obviously not all of trump's cabinet is uh is in yet uh there's still a few that are going through
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their confirmation hearings uh cash patel for example he doesn't even start his until tomorrow i
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believe um but got rfk in rfk's confirmation hearing uh there's a lot of uh interesting exchanges
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that are happening there uh with rfk jr um and again trump's trying to pick him to lead the u.s
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department of health and human services uh so it's a big department covers fda i believe epa is in
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there um the cdc right like i mean the health the actual physical health of the country basically all
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the people that fucked us during covid very very important position yes very very important position
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um and you know rfk was on the ballot he ran as an independent um folded you know not too not too
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far after right because independents don't really work in this country um but uh you know he dropped
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out endorsed donald trump and then you know things have been good um couple of big things that's
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happened so far uh rfk jr says link between antidepressants and school shooters should be
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studied yeah you know what else should be studied the link between school shooters and the amount
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of communication they have with three-letter agencies well it's funny you say that because
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his follow-up actually included that he says um and i think he kind of hinted to it um but his full
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statement uh was quote it should be studied along with other potential culprits if that's not a
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fucking nod i don't know what else yeah i mean because i mean we've covered that shit on the show
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thousands of times yeah um and uh but but he says yeah quote the science shows uh this is a senator
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uh tina smith she says the science shows that there is no link between school shootings and
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antidepressants and uh rfk jr shot back that there couldn't have been published scientific studies on
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that because of hippo rules which is one of the things that he's trying right these people just
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continue dude they throw these it's like when you're arguing well it's like when you're arguing with
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they left this and you say shit and they just make shit up on the way back well it's funny and
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and they say things like well doctors say or the science says or experts say well who the fuck are
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the experts oh all people that think just like you right well they say the vaccine say well who says
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that yeah well the studies well who funded those studies yeah oh the motherfuckers that made the
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vaccine of course that's right i mean come on everybody knows this um the problem is though bro
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everybody doesn't know it that's the problem people don't know that these studies that say
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things are safe and efficacious are funded by the people who make them right they don't know that
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right and then the doctors who tell you they also don't know that studies can be manipulated
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and are manipulated based upon the funding that they receive do you think that a big pharma company that
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hires a company that does studies on you know the effectiveness of medications
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is going to turn around and say your medication doesn't work when they get tens or hundreds of
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millions of dollars a year to study their medications like dude no nobody's doing that
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they're going to say hmm how do we make this look like it works how do we make this look like it's safe
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and they're experts at that that's what they do and that is something that americans do not
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understand about these quote-unquote experts or studies it's it's it's like me saying hey dj
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do a study on this energy drink it's the best fucking i'm gonna pay you i'm gonna pay you and
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then by the way i got a hundred more behind me that i'm gonna pay you to do you're not gonna come
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to me and say that fucking sucks because i'm gonna cut all this money off from you right and that's
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what's going on here and americans don't understand that well it's greed and to that to that same
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point then that that same pharmaceutical company gets to directly advertise the shit to us right
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and like and we see in the commercials they make these commercials look all nice and people are
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happy and shit but then like the last 30 seconds is this monotone reading of all the fucking bad
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shit that's gonna happen to you if you take it yeah you know i'm saying but like and it's unique to
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america because we're one of the only countries i think there's only like two countries that allow
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pharmaceutical companies to directly advertise us which is i think i hope another thing that he can
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well and then think of this if you're bombard okay if you watch cable television or dish or any of
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these things almost every ad or every other ad that comes up is pharmaceutical all right so when
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you think of the mental health crisis that we have in this country quote unquote mental health crisis
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could it be that people just don't feel good because they're not doing things like eating right
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training moving their body drinking water getting in the sun having a mission having a purpose and
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then they don't feel good about that and then they see all these tv ads that convince them that they
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need these medications to fix a problem that it's actually fixed within decisions they make daily
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right or you add social media to that and you have people that are you know showing you the best
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parts of their life and making you think that like something's wrong with you if you're not
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rinsing lamborghinis a hundred percent bro but the thing but what i'm saying here is that
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the there's there's a prime fertile soil that is intentionally set up for people to be made to
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think that they are victims and need these drugs when in reality very simple things fix them and
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anybody who lives the live hard lifestyle understands this because all of a sudden they do things you know
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like work out twice a day drink a gallon of water put some good shit in their brain you know get
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outside like all these things that are part of the program they make them feel fucking great okay and
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then it builds the discipline that they have belief and they cultivate confidence and they build all
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these things and now all of a sudden they realize holy shit the reason i didn't feel good was because
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i wasn't actually being a fucking human being and being in control of my environment and now all of a sudden
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they don't need all this shit right but these people intentionally propagate being a victim so
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they can sell more fucking drugs so they make you feel like shit intentionally so that you will be a
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mega consumer of everything that they make how is that okay that's not okay and it's not okay that
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these senators and congressmen and all these people that are talking to rfk are trying to protect
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their pockets the the the the matrix so to speak from making people sick right like what the fuck
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is going on well it's because the pharma companies pay them too dude i know but what i'm saying is from
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a moral standpoint think of how big of a piece of shit you have to be to intentionally advocate for
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human illness and depression and terrible mental health and physical health for a couple bucks on your
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fucking campaign you're a piece of shit bro you're gonna burn in hell 100 yeah what's even more
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fucked up too about the situation man um is is the mainstream media again we know they lie we know they do
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this shit all the time but they just got exposed pretty badly with this specific situation not sure if
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you guys saw this uh fake news busted far left hack has pre-written negative headline on her screen
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before the rfk junior hearing even starts did you see this shit so this lady here's a here's a video
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she like the the hearing has not even began yet okay and she's sitting there at her little press desk
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and she's just already typing up a little article here's a clip check this out because they zoom in
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on it and when you zoom in on uh what she's writing okay the screen literally says rfk junior faces
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grilling on anti-vaccine comments and animal mutilations at confirmation hearing trump live
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updates it hasn't even fucking started well yeah i mean look dude i mean why would you assume anything
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else i don't i don't under like this shouldn't be a shock to anybody at this point yeah i mean it's
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just the first time that at least i've seen it where you know yeah but see all these people like
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that are on the inside they understand how this works right they are no longer reporting the news
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they are creating the news and that's what they look at themselves as their purpose to be when i was
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younger and when journalism was journalism these people went to school because they cared about the
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truth now they want to be journalists because they understand they can control the narrative
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and it's a completely different mentality and it's not good you know who who gives you the right to
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control the narrative of truth nobody and it's an elitist egotistical disgusting mentality like that
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you think you could control the truth like how who the fuck you think you are you're you grew up you
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grew up over here down the street you went to college and now you think you control the fucking
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world right it used to be like a fucking uh house catches on fire they go report that hey a house
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caught on fire now they're saying i think a house is going to catch on fire at 3 p.m and that's shit
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enough yeah like it makes zero sense man um but there was some other interesting exchanges when the
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hearing actually began uh one of those being uh comrade bernie bernie sanders uh this dude said some
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cool shit the other day but now he's kind of fucking himself up again uh he lost his shit today
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with rfk actually uh this headline reads comrade bernie sanders blows up and goes on a crazy tirade
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about onesies after rfk jr refuses to fall for a stupid gotcha question let's check this clip out
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you have started a group called the children's health defense you're the originator right now as i
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understand that on their website they are selling what's called onesies these are little things
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voting for babies one of them is titled unfaxed unafraid next one and they're sold for 26 bucks
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apiece by the way next one is no vax no problem now you're coming before this committee and you say
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you're pro-vaccine just want to ask some questions and yet your organization is making money
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selling a child's product to parents for 26 bucks which casts fundamental doubt on you on the
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usefulness of vaccines can you tell us now that you will now that you are pro-vaccine that you're
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going to have your organization take these products off the market senator i have no power over that
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organization i'm not part of it i resigned from the board that was just a few months ago you founded that
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you certainly have power you can make that are you supportive of this i've had nothing to do with
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are you supportive of these onesies i'm supportive of vaccines are you supportive of these this clothing
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which is willingly anti-vaccine i i am supportive of vaccines i will uh i i want good science and i want
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to protect but you will not tell the organization you founded not to continue uh selling that product
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thank you i want the link actually listen dude here listen this generalization that everybody likes
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to do about everything okay is the problem in our communication in this country all right you can be
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okay with vaccines as long and exactly what he says good science exists behind them the problem is
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there's no good science okay but not for all vaccines their vaccine used to mean that you took it and
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whatever the fuck you had went away forever that's what it used to mean and then somewhere along the line
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it's changing it just getting a shot right okay and they did that because under the definition of
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vaccine when you define a drug as a vaccine you cannot be sued for the side effects of the vaccine
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so they are now calling things vaccines that aren't vaccines by the old definition
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so that they can have legal immunity for whatever fucking happens and make billions of dollars
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all right that's what people fail to understand do you know how many people say oh i can't wait till
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you know uh the covid vaccine we see these commercials that say if you took the covid vaccine you're not
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going to see those because they're immune from those lawsuits all right and that's why they call these
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things vaccines rfk is telling the truth you can be okay with some vaccines if the science is right
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but the science is not right on a lot of these vaccines and it certainly wasn't right on the covid
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vaccine at all on any of them okay it was a huge and we don't know yet we don't know what it was we
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don't i think i know what it was fucking see i think i know what it was it was a depopulation tactic
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at at worst and at best it was a tactic to create a situation where people had to take more drugs to
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counteract the side effects of that so it was either a money-making play or a legit depopulation play
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some of the people that estimate the deaths on the vaccines uh globally right now are saying upwards of
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fucking 15 to 17 million people have died all right i'm not saying that's a fact yes i'm saying
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that's an estimate on the upper end yeah so you know we have to we have to realize like these
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generalizations are what's hurting people like bro just because a black dude fucking shoots somebody
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doesn't mean all black people are criminals just because uh a politician steals money doesn't mean
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they all steal money well most of them do though but but the reality is is like these generalizations
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that are made in society all white people are racist that you know that's what is hurting our ability
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to unite and these motherfuckers it's it's amazing to me how stupid these people are in washington dc
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the reality of the of what's happened here is that all the winners all the smart people okay all the
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people who go out and build things from nothing those people go out and take advantage of the fertile
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soil of this country to make money people who aren't equipped and aren't skilled they figure out how to
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make money by going to the fucking washington and that has to change we have to get back to a country
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where the people who are the producers and are responsible get more involved in the government
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and that's also why you know these people fucking hate trump so much and they hate all these
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independent people so much because they're not they're people who have proven themselves outside of
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that uh you know corrupt ecosystem yeah 100 man 100 guys jump in on this conversation let us know what
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you guys think down in the chat with that being so let's go check out the chat yeah uh this first one
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yeah it's from it's from uh el tal van ivan el tal van ivan uh 1503 oh please bunch of yapping
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you guys along with your country haven't changed it's based of racism
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be honest he's probably not here no more like he's probably not here no more in the country
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and you're you haven't changed it's based on he said i think he's saying it's based on racism
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okay okay well uh based of race okay all right all right man go then leave don't come here
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give a fuck stay away yeah oh you hurt me so much but yeah i mean look dude uh you know what
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if you're not american get the fuck out how about that is that racist is it no i don't think it is
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either nope it's american every other country in the face of the earth since the since the history
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of time has operated that way all right we have china has chinese people japan has japanese people
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india has indians fucking iran has iranians uh english have english uh americans have americans
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and guess what if you ain't american you can fucking leave if that's racist then we're all fucking
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racist here okay like whatever whole world's based oh yeah oh yeah i haven't changed it's
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based on racism okay well i better shut up and delete my whole fucking channel before i get called
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racist right this ain't 15 years ago nobody gives a fuck yep 100 call us whatever the fuck you want
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to call us but get the fuck out of here the old ty ivan yeah uh and why the fuck are you watching if
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so much yapping what's that say about you dumbass this next comment comes from uh at council of
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andrews council of andrews he says uh andrew is the best name source trust me bro we have a
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scholarship for andrews this is a legit organization it is highly accredited yeah right they are very
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well funded and obviously very intelligent and i am honored to be a part of it now the council of
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andrews did you join like you have to like join it or are you just born into well i you know you
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can you can be you can join it you could be born into it um you could change your name into it legally
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okay yeah but you know pretty much there's a hierarchy of you know and i'm at the top i might
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change my name to what andy well it's andrew i'll change it to andrew okay that'd be weird huh
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would that be weird isn't it weird that all my family calls me andrew and everybody else in the
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world knows me as andy everybody knows you as andy yeah yeah it's very rare i see anybody call you
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andrew actually yeah like in this building like one person sal my dad my mom yeah that's it yeah
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well i am i'm honored thank you uh this is you see the logo yeah i am the uh i am the honorary
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scholarship winner i like to you know i got nothing but high intelligence and big mouth
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i like it yeah all right some might argue low intelligence a big mouth no but then i would
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i don't know what that means what does it mean bdfs
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there's some slang shit maybe uh yeah bdfs says uh 13 a minute 1309 ending the federal reserve
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you're making me hard there we go all right yeah i'll make you richer too
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bro you know some people got mad at me about about saying what i said like about qaddafi and
00:26:29.880
hitler and uh fucking sanam i'm not saying they were great people i'm saying that's why they were
00:26:34.700
killed that's why and and if you want to know why they call fucking trump hitler it's it's it's a
00:26:40.120
fucking they understand what he's trying to do it makes sense he's trying to yes he's trying to do
00:26:44.620
the same things economically that a lot of these men were trying to do that pulled themselves off
00:26:49.940
the federal reserve and created a situation where the federal reserve couldn't allow that example
00:26:54.740
to happen so they've preemptively be called been calling trump hitler not because he hates jews he
00:27:02.600
fucking just put up law today to deport anti-semite or pro-hamas uh students so which we could talk
00:27:11.360
about a different time but the point is it's not about him hating anybody it's about what he's
00:27:17.720
trying his economic they want you to think yes it's about his economic strategy and how it affects
00:27:23.240
those people that control the federal reserve and happen to control the media so when you wonder why
00:27:29.600
they fucking scream hitler at trump that's why it's not because he's going to put you in some
00:27:35.380
fucking camp or some shit well he did he actually did just open up guantanamo for who for the
00:27:41.360
illegals okay yeah for the illegals yeah well the non-americans they had auschwitz we got guantanamo
00:27:49.480
you know bro come on you can't compare that that's not what i'm saying it's not the same yeah and like
00:27:54.620
dude people get all fucking crazy when you say this shit those people were those people were this and
00:27:59.940
they were that and they were this and they were that okay well who told you that they were this right
00:28:04.080
okay and what's the other side of the story and where are the uh you know where is where is what
00:28:11.180
do they say over there about these people right you see what i'm saying so like we have to like
00:28:16.520
and if you think about the media right now like we live in an age where the media is very easily
00:28:22.160
exposed for lying but it hasn't always been that way okay and if the same people have owned the media
00:28:27.240
for 150 fucking years what does that mean that they were doing before that all right how do you know
00:28:33.460
that any of the shit that you've been told is actually true you don't i don't and nobody does
00:28:38.820
and anybody who says they do unless they were fucking there is lying because we've seen for the
00:28:45.460
last five or six years how hard they try to create the narrative and you know me included say things
00:28:52.760
like well when i was young it was the news well i don't know if it was the news now i'm actually
00:28:57.180
wondering if it was the news you know like i don't know if that history was exactly right and i think
00:29:02.280
that's something that we all need to come to terms with and it doesn't mean that doesn't mean someone's
00:29:07.640
a bigot or an anti-semite or a fucking you know hate a nazi or hates anybody that just means it's
00:29:14.500
smart to ask questions about things because we've seen how willing they are to manipulate the
00:29:21.180
the actual storyline of history for example like when at j6 when the year anniversary of j6 they try to
00:29:30.020
do a candlelight vigil and make it and you had kamala harris say um you know december 7th 1941
00:29:36.920
uh september 11th like she tried to create all these associations with j6 which were not even
00:29:47.640
comparable okay and they did that so that we all thought we all watched that we're like this is
00:29:55.320
insane what the fuck are they talking about it ain't for us it's not for us it's for our it's for
00:30:00.200
our grandkids 50 years from now to watch the news clips and say holy shit look what they did
00:30:05.700
and and and dude it blew up in their face because it's not fucking true okay so we've and that's just
00:30:13.060
one example so we've been able to see them manipulate manipulate manipulate manipulate lie lie lie lie
00:30:18.760
to create the news uh cycle and and and and the the the narrative and dude they've been doing this
00:30:28.000
for a hundred and fucking 50 years so so we have a right to ask the questions about how things really
00:30:35.420
were right i 100 i think we i think we're intelligent people to do that and it doesn't mean you're a bad
00:30:41.260
person because you don't trust what some group says about history when you know you weren't there
00:30:48.720
to fucking witness it i mean dude i'm from missouri bro the slogan here is show me state the show me
00:30:52.880
state i don't believe shit until i see it that's the truth yeah 100 my guys we do appreciate you for
00:30:59.300
being real ass fans bdfs we're glad you're hard yeah um full three inches yeah keep liking keep
00:31:06.340
commenting actually if if if if it's probably like a big old eight incher you're listening to this
00:31:12.840
show yeah all the dudes live this show got big old hogs what that okay what i said listen i didn't
00:31:19.960
say do the show one of the dudes that does this show has one but at least one for sure i mean
00:31:25.280
statistically yeah at least one of us in this room yeah well i mean we talked about history being a
00:31:32.720
lie right where did that narrative come from we also said it's the show mistake yeah i got no problem
00:31:38.900
with that little red rockets guys headline number yeah get the fuck out of here headline number two
00:31:47.740
um we got some new fresh faces in the white house oh yeah obviously there's a lot of new people they
00:31:53.340
got rid of the dude with the fingernails and the and the the fake gay voice yeah and the first
00:31:58.400
black your favorite person uh immigrant lesbian patient q-tip hair pantsuit pantsuit wearing
00:32:07.940
world's most infamous liar liar yeah they got rid of her first man uh got some new blood man i'm
00:32:17.820
gonna miss her bro like i was gonna ask you like i was like bro because her shit's so full of shit man
00:32:23.500
i bet she feels good not being up there bro she disappeared for like the last month if i was her
00:32:28.640
i would just go away like where do you go though away because here's the problem too like these people
00:32:33.760
are unemployable yeah who's gonna hire someone who needs to tell a lot of lies you know what i'm saying
00:32:40.060
like all right guys this is another company been doing we got bringing in i mean motherfucker if you
00:32:45.180
can handle fucking pr like she did and oh great yeah i mean she'll find some degenerate company to work
00:32:52.620
for probably cnn but uh she will be on cnn or msnbc guarantee yeah that's the only place they could go
00:33:02.760
they're gonna give her spot yeah but we got a new one now so she uh kgb kgp has been replaced thank god
00:33:09.660
um by the new white house press secretary uh carolyn levitt um and she vows to hold media accountable
00:33:17.760
for lies um this lady's a badass like she's badass she's fucking awesome um she held her first press
00:33:27.400
briefing the other day um and you know she hit the ground running she hit the ground running i mean
00:33:33.300
you talk about qualified she's i mean she can fuck like bro she's awesome um she's awesome and and it's
00:33:39.080
cool too because it's been four fucking years since we've had that yeah you know now the trump's former
00:33:43.320
press secretaries he had k uh uh wasn't him kaylee mackenany mackenany yeah um kaylee was good she
00:33:49.200
was great yeah um the governor now of arkansas i believe um huckabee huckabee yeah sarah huckabee yeah
00:33:57.340
i mean like awesome she's badass awesome yeah um and you can obviously see they're still employed
00:34:02.680
right yeah um but but yeah carolyn's awesome man um and she's she's been on a warpath she's been
00:34:08.500
been lining people up and uh you know crossing t's and dotting eyes um carolyn levitt destroys
00:34:14.400
clueless leftist journalists who doesn't know what a criminal is shuts down nasty reporters asking the
00:34:19.960
same questions over and over let's check a couple of these clips out from her
00:34:23.180
of the 3,500 arrests ice has made so far since president trump came back into office can you just
00:34:31.080
tell us the numbers how many have a criminal record versus those who are just in the country illegally
00:34:35.760
all of them because they illegally broke our nation's laws and therefore they are criminals
00:34:39.420
as far as this administration goes i know the last administration didn't see it that way
00:34:42.860
so it's a big culture shift in our nation to view someone who breaks our immigration laws as a criminal
00:34:48.860
if they broke our nation's laws yes they are criminal how how how hard is it hold on
00:34:57.040
how how hard is it to understand this like criminals by definition are people who break
00:35:06.140
the law so if you come here illegally you are a criminal by definition how hard is that to grasp
00:35:15.520
they can't grasp this with the gun shit either okay they're gonna make laws you're gonna make laws
00:35:21.920
and put up no guns in the school okay criminals don't care about your laws because by definition
00:35:32.120
they are criminals i do not understand how the shooter got here well how can these people
00:35:39.520
pretend that they are intelligently superior to everybody else and not grasp a very simple concept
00:35:51.840
of of word definition if you break a law you're a criminal you are a criminal criminals don't obey laws
00:35:59.640
so you're gonna make laws to control the criminals right that's pretty fucking stupid
00:36:06.860
it does not make sense to anybody well did we have a big enough note and you know what the criminals
00:36:14.840
think that's right right that's what the dude oh the the school got shot up because the obviously
00:36:20.820
the sign was too small you gotta have a bigger sign you don't say it like i got a bad idea let's take
00:36:26.360
all the other good people's guns let's take their guns away there yeah yeah and and the criminals
00:36:32.160
guess what they're gonna do they're gonna realize holy shit i'm the only one with guns i can do
00:36:38.880
whatever i want like these motherfuckers that put signs in front of their house to say we believe
00:36:44.200
in gun laws well that's the house i'm gonna rob i want to do that one first you know what i'm saying
00:36:48.760
like what is wrong with you guys it's it's listen dude these people i don't understand how some of
00:36:56.120
these motherfuckers get dressed i really don't do you how do you think how do you think kgb got dressed
00:37:02.700
she must be the first blind secretary too oh man let's check another clip out from i feel bad for
00:37:13.420
her dude i kind of want to send her like bad for her i kind of want to send her a card and say thank
00:37:17.840
you for all the material for the last four years and the and the fashion advice yeah they would get
00:37:24.140
her on oh she ain't coming here there's no fucking way bro you you could always tell when she she knew
00:37:29.520
she was like she started laughing you know i'm saying like bro i bet if you got her and you gave
00:37:35.160
her a couple drinks and we were just hanging out and she knew that we like no record yeah she'd be
00:37:39.600
like holy shit dude you don't even know what the fuck i had to deal with uh but yeah dude i i listen
00:37:45.800
her replacement's awesome yeah um carolyn uh caroline let me it's so weird seeing competent people
00:37:51.800
like take questions and like it's actually work like it's bizarre bro um check this clip out from
00:37:58.400
from carolyn miller thanks caroline a question that we've asked uh your predecessors uh both
00:38:04.340
parties in this job when you're up here in this briefing room speaking to the american public do you
00:38:08.980
view yourself and your role as speaking on advocating on behalf of the president or providing the
00:38:14.740
unvarnished truth that is you know not to lie not to obfuscate to the american people i commit to
00:38:20.380
telling the truth from this podium every single day i commit to speaking on behalf of the president
00:38:25.160
of the united states that is my job and i will say it's very easy to speak truth from this podium
00:38:30.060
when you have a president who is implementing policies that are wildly popular with the american
00:38:35.820
people and that's exactly what this administration is doing it's correcting the lies and the wrongs of
00:38:41.820
the past four years many of the lies that have been told to your faces in this very briefing room
00:38:46.260
i will not do that but since you brought up truth seek i would like to point out
00:38:50.420
uh while i vow to provide the truth from this podium we ask that all of you in this room hold
00:38:56.000
yourselves to that same standard we know for a fact there have been lies that have been pushed
00:39:00.660
by many legacy media outlets in this country about this president about his family uh and we will not
00:39:06.960
accept that we will call you out when we feel that your uh reporting is wrong or there is
00:39:12.680
misinformation about this white house so yes i will hold myself to the truth and i expect everyone in
00:39:18.060
this room to do the same and caroline now even with all of this great truth and um all this shit
00:39:24.220
working right now it's it's awesome to see i want you to look at this political headline that they
00:39:28.480
decided to push out project 2025 is already massively reshaping america they're still trying to push this
00:39:36.400
project 2025 shit they're still pushing it like we you know you got caroline talking about you know the
00:39:42.660
truth and honesty right after that they want to push this bullshit it's nonsense but you know what's
00:39:46.960
funny man is is the mainstream media continues to fall apart uh did you see last week the cnn
00:39:53.400
their total gross number of viewers were like less than 500 000 no and that was the fucking
00:40:00.060
inauguration and everything bro well i mean fucking yeah and then they have a they they have a platform
00:40:04.580
to stand around and talk about truth bro the reason nobody's watching them is because they know
00:40:09.020
that they're not saying anything that's true bro and i'm not even saying anything that's kind of
00:40:13.380
true at this point well not only that bro again it's so easy to expose it to yeah um it's shit like
00:40:18.820
this that comes out far left new york magazine caught cropping black people out of all white trump
00:40:26.500
party did you see this shit yeah yeah bro that's uh that's uh uh uh cj's pit party he threw cj pearson
00:40:34.700
so they pushed this fucking they they cropped the and you can see the full picture here yeah i mean
00:40:40.340
i would say uh i would say that that is uh representative right that's probably a good
00:40:45.320
good cut there like 13 percent um in the picture um yeah right i mean yeah right like that's representative
00:40:53.120
of the demographic what it is yeah i mean like that's the demographic right but they cropped the
00:40:58.740
picture out it's all white people all the black it's all young white people in suits that look good
00:41:04.360
and then but then bro but look and then they put in the fucking article though have you noticed the
00:41:09.780
entire room is white or almost everyone is white you mean out of the picture that you fucking cropped
00:41:15.580
the black people out of well i mean they've been cropping you guys out of everything else for
00:41:20.980
fucking uh a hundred fucking 70 years what the fuck you think it's just uh elon musk called it out
00:41:26.680
uh he showed this this tweet he says they literally did the meme yeah yeah they did they did the
00:41:33.040
but other good stuff has happened we'll keep this rolling um a couple of other little cool updates
00:41:37.620
that have happened um we got the new secretary of defense pete hexeth um he just uh did a pretty
00:41:43.500
big dick move uh pentagon pulling general mealy's security detail and clearance immediately um he may
00:41:50.900
even face demotion in retirement um you see that any thoughts on that at all um i thought it was a
00:41:59.080
great move i mean the dude's a fucking traitor he's a traitor to our country i think it should
00:42:04.360
be way worse than than just that you got to start somewhere well it's a good start it's a damn good
00:42:09.520
start because uh you know the pulling of a security detail and the clearance means you won't know when
00:42:15.660
it's coming yeah you know what i'm saying so i mean it's it's great plus these people have made
00:42:19.520
millions of fucking dollars in the last four years he can go hire his own he can he can like
00:42:25.020
taxpayers should be paying for this fucking dude um he's a fucking traitor my personal opinion
00:42:29.380
it's not an opinion he called china ahead and said hey if an attack would ever to have come from us
00:42:37.720
i will call you ahead of time and let you know that's that's the he absolutely is a traitor 100 okay
00:42:46.100
so fuck that guy fucking cook but yeah um that's headline two man guys let us know what you guys
00:42:54.460
think down in the comments uh with that being said let's keep this cruise cruising we got final
00:42:58.720
headline number three um you like you ever been to chicago yeah i love chicago i like chicago yeah
00:43:09.040
chicago has a great food scene i love chicago um you can see pretty much anything uh yeah i love that
00:43:14.260
you know the cardinals have owned the cubs pretty much forever i love that that's true
00:43:18.940
you know that's true the food's good but i love going there because they like to act like that's
00:43:23.660
not the truth cup fans are weird no their whole fucking fan base is weird like the blackhawks fans
00:43:29.380
and everybody they like they pretend like cakes it's weird i you know here here's what i will say
00:43:35.100
the chicago people are tough as fuck oh they are okay because think about this you got to root for a team
00:43:40.620
like the cubs and you keep showing up you keep showing up you keep showing up year after year
00:43:47.480
i mean dude i was glad i actually was happy when they won that world series because i was worried
00:43:52.080
about my fucking homies up there bro like yeah you got to throw you know you could starve people but
00:43:57.580
you got to throw them something and they die now then yeah but they are fighters bro yeah they're tough
00:44:02.040
they're fighters yeah but i i do like real talk i love chicago no chicago's awesome and i love that
00:44:08.200
i love the relationship people in st louis have with chicago people because we hate them
00:44:12.480
but it's also like if someone else walked in the room we will fuck you up you know what i'm saying
00:44:17.620
like i can talk shit about it yeah that's that's exactly the relationship between cardinals and
00:44:22.820
cubs fans and cardinal and st louis people and chicago people yeah it's really it's actually cool
00:44:27.560
it's like brothers right like we're gonna beat the shit out of each other but if dude walks in
00:44:31.700
randomly and says something we're gonna gang up on you and you're getting the fuck out of here
00:44:35.940
but yeah chicago's full of fighters apparently um from the sports fans to the city of dalton
00:44:43.640
did you see this we've covered this lady a few times dalton dictator tiffany henyard jumps into
00:44:51.560
chaotic brawl between angry activists her boyfriend losing her wig after she's called a bitch during
00:44:58.720
uh tense board meeting bro listen this shit is fucking wild it is absolutely wild um there was
00:45:07.660
a board meeting she's actually about she's on her way out i was just talking to a buddy who's up in
00:45:11.780
chicago actually about this um she's on her way out um i think her her tenure is up in like february so
00:45:18.520
less than a month um and uh yeah mayor tiffany kenya throwing herself into a huge brawl that broke out
00:45:25.020
at a town board meeting with her uh when her boyfriend charged an activist who called her a
00:45:30.200
bitch uh fist started flying uh uh after jedediah brown called henyard a half-assed mayor uh at the
00:45:40.320
local illinois meeting accusing her of sleeping her way to the top quote you gone bitch the fuming
00:45:47.060
activist called the mayor of dalton village and then all hell broke loose let's check the clip out
00:46:24.920
you know i'll be i actually i like it and not for why you guys think i like it all right
00:46:31.640
um i like it because it's good to see the citizens the people finally saying enough of this bullshit
00:46:40.980
it's good to see bro i like it for that aspect of it um you know and obviously we struggle with black
00:46:47.820
black crime and you know they're living up to those stereotypes but you know i'm glad to see
00:46:52.720
the people are fucking over the shit it's good to see that's my that's my take um yeah where's the
00:46:57.920
rest of it where's where's the rest of it that's what i'm saying it's like we got to finish the job
00:47:02.260
here guys gotta start somewhere though it's a start yeah it's a start she lost her wig yeah well
00:47:09.720
dude that lady's a total bitch bro for real like she gets out there and rules over everybody people
00:47:17.420
hate her and then steals yeah well that out fucking steals um i mean look dude listen we can't have a
00:47:25.620
society that doesn't hold anybody accountable and then expect people to not take advantage of that
00:47:31.440
right i mean fairly simple just like the criminal breaking the law definition correct i mean it's
00:47:36.960
the same same concept here but she's not the only mayor though that you know is uh ruffling some
00:47:41.440
feathers around the country right now let's go up to minneapolis uh minneapolis minnesota
00:47:46.920
minneapolis mayor announces city will not cooperate with trump's deportation policy
00:47:52.940
do you see this yes bro for those of you who have not seen or heard this let's check this clip
00:47:59.220
out first and then we'll get into it i want to speak directly to people who are undocumented
00:48:04.640
we love you we care about you in the city of minneapolis we will stand up for you
00:48:12.740
and we will do anything in our power to help because you're not an alien in our city you're a neighbor
00:48:20.840
because they stole the fucking house now in minneapolis we have what is called a separation
00:48:29.020
ordinance and that separation ordinance states clearly that our city officials our police officers
00:48:36.480
and beyond will not be gathering information showing who is and who is not documented we do
00:48:44.620
not ask the question with regard to immigration status and because we haven't asked the question
00:48:50.020
we don't have any data to show documentation status in our city our police officers will not
00:48:58.160
be cooperating with federal law enforcement uh around federal immigration law we enforce state and
00:49:04.660
local laws here in minneapolis and we will do so to the best of our ability uh but as for cooperation
00:49:11.300
with ice the answer is no okay i highly doubt that because the next thing is going to be him getting
00:49:22.640
raided and put in jail oh 100 and that guy doesn't look like a guy that would be able to handle jail
00:49:28.880
oh he'll handle it just fine i don't think he knows he'll handle it but yeah i want to point
00:49:37.000
something out all right uh and i'm just gonna say it because everybody's thinking it
00:49:40.780
she lying okay what do you mean she ain't doing sign language bro do you see that shit i don't know
00:49:50.620
sign language dude me either but i don't think that was it well i'm sure it was these people aren't that
00:49:56.080
bad are they bro no listen there was a lady in florida that fuck yeah i remember we covered that okay
00:50:00.920
yeah maybe that is let's see i'm gonna play it without the audio and just watch this shit because
00:50:06.820
to me she she's scissoring like she doing some scissors i can play it let's see look what she does
00:50:14.200
with a tongue she lying no i i don't know man i don't know enough but even without the sound that
00:50:26.000
guy looks like he's gonna hate jail that girl look at the girl on the back right man she's just like
00:50:34.320
dude these people look miserable don't they they always do they always try because they're always
00:50:42.280
trying to play this moral high card authority like oh i'm so i'm dj i'm so disappointed it's a
00:50:49.780
sad day for democracy it's what you've done it's just inexcusable andy i want you to know
00:50:55.820
you're not an alien what are you what are you going to do to uh what actions are you going to
00:51:01.500
take to make this right with the people that you've offended i'm gonna save democracy
00:51:05.140
are you planning on apologizing probably probably actually i probably should i mean that's how these
00:51:14.180
people look he's not gonna make it and how about that who is that back there what's that girl's name
00:51:18.420
ilan omar yeah ilian omar who doesn't even belong to the brother fucking government that i don't is
00:51:24.000
that true i think it's true i don't know if that's true for citizenship but but regardless
00:51:29.020
she openly states that her interests lie with somalia okay well uh when is she being deported
00:51:37.120
right okay we shouldn't have people who have interests of other countries no matter what country it is
00:51:43.760
in our government at all but here's the thing man you know and we've talked no matter what country
00:51:51.380
no whatever country but here's the thing we and we've covered this because it's always it's always
00:51:57.180
these fucking politicians right who want us to believe that these are the decisions that's best for
00:52:05.020
us but when you actually talk to the communities when you actually talk to the victims when you talk to
00:52:10.560
the communities you have to deal with these fucking decisions that these people are making
00:52:15.180
the citizens don't want it well then why do they keep voting for it well i mean personally i don't
00:52:23.020
even know if it's a voting thing but like it's ignorance right because they come in and they're like
00:52:27.720
oh yeah we're gonna do all these great things but then they completely go off script right like i don't
00:52:32.680
think if anybody one knew how bad this shit was going to be when it comes to these illegal migrants
00:52:37.080
and nobody would be voting for that shit to begin with but two if they knew that like you know that
00:52:42.820
their lives their neighborhoods that their jobs that uh their peace would be affected in the way it has
00:52:49.320
been nobody would vote for that bro i don't think well isn't it a citizen's responsibility to know what
00:52:53.840
they're voting for shouldn't they dig into like beyond a label like beyond the republican label or the
00:53:00.940
democrat label and say what is going to actually benefit me and what is the track record of this
00:53:08.000
group of people and actually following through on what they claim say what you want about the
00:53:13.680
republican party and say what you want about donald trump but he's doing exactly what he said he was
00:53:19.420
going to do and that's what people want people want a representative government where the people that
00:53:24.740
we elect do exactly what they say they are going to do they will continue to lose because their
00:53:34.140
little game has been exposed which is to come in say we're going to do certain things and then don't
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do any of it and take the money yeah bro yeah but it is good to see you know like bro these people
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are clowns 100 yeah but you know i thought there was going to be a lot more pushback from you know
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these communities that are having you know deal with these these sanctuary cities but actually
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it's complete opposite bro they're praising yeah these raids okay they're praising you know why okay
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here's the headline new york city residents praise ice raids praise after violent gang member captured
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because dude here's the deal it doesn't matter if you're white or you're black or you're asian or
00:54:14.180
whatever okay latino it doesn't matter you're an american citizen you live in new york new york is a
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great city with lots of automatically has diversity it's always has it's been you know what new york's
00:54:24.760
probably one of the best examples of diversity that exists in this country for the last hundred years
00:54:30.520
okay it's the place where everybody came from all these other places and a lot of them stayed in that
00:54:37.100
area so it's very diverse all right new york city is one of the most beautiful cool culturally
00:54:45.040
awesome cities in the world there's a reason why it's one of the most expensive cities in the world
00:54:50.840
because people like living there i love new york i love walking down the street i love the different
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food choices or the different uh you know cultures that are represented i love i love new york every time
00:55:03.520
i go there bro i walk away and i'm like i got this energy that i didn't have before it's fucking awesome
00:55:08.320
people in new york want to enjoy their city they want to walk down the street with their loved one
00:55:14.180
holding hands and not get their fucking head bashed in by some motherfucker that doesn't even belong
00:55:18.340
here they don't they get it okay so like these people who come in and try to pretend like they're
00:55:24.500
voicing for these people and then say oh we we accept they're all lying no they don't accept it we all
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dude it doesn't matter what your race is you want to walk down the street without getting your ass kicked
00:55:37.760
or getting robbed or getting stabbed or getting shot it's the truth yeah one brox woman 80 year old
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evelyn brown says she is relieved the raids are underway quote get them the hell off the street get them
00:55:50.280
the hell out of the street so people don't have to walk in fear she's saying exactly look dude that's a
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woman who's 80 years old she remembers what it's like to be able to walk down the street get an ice cream
00:56:02.540
cone and not have to worry about who's around right you know like bro america's an amazing place when we
00:56:08.900
don't have this criminal element your city your town wherever you live you remove the crime you
00:56:14.940
remove the criminal element no matter what race they are or where they come from and you have a
00:56:19.460
beautiful awesome place okay that's what we all want it's what we want man and it's still rolling bro
00:56:26.520
they got uh they just shut down colorado i don't know if you saw that that that's another oh that
00:56:31.780
gang up there yeah yeah um you know those apartments that they had in in colorado um they just shut that
00:56:38.100
down um i was they're calling it a stunning symbolic victory um because uh ice came through along with a
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couple of other uh uh agencies and i mean bro they got them out you know what i'm saying so i mean
00:56:51.100
they're they're moving man they're moving it's just still so interesting you still see uh these people
00:56:56.080
that try to hold on you know to these these virtue fucking signaling bullshit right like you know
00:57:02.420
or like you know how they say like well who's gonna do our crops and who's gonna it's like bro
00:57:07.280
how not only that how racist are you yeah right that might be racist yeah might be racist you know so
00:57:13.620
you got that shit going on man it's good to see people are fighting people are getting this shit out
00:57:17.700
of here and they're cool with it yep that's my take i love it yeah guys let us free free new york
00:57:23.060
yeah so i can go back guys let us know what you guys think on this topic down in the comments with
00:57:29.700
that being said um any last words for tiffany sign our bitch
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guys let's get to our final segment of the show as always we got thumbs up or dumb as fuck this
00:57:42.020
we're bringing a headline in we talk about it it'll get one of those two options and so with that being
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said our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads man arrested in uk cheese heist where in
00:57:53.040
poster stole 389 000 worth of cheddar all right i want to i want to try something with you any
00:58:00.960
all right we in jail okay we are we're in jail big jail okay yeah you know we in are we in the same
00:58:08.720
cell probably probably no i mean maybe i don't know we might be in but aren't you i'm with the
00:58:12.880
peckerwoods you're with the peckerwoods and you're with the i'm with the blacks blacks okay
00:58:16.800
not by choice well no shit i'd like to be i don't want to be with the peckerwoods i want to be
00:58:22.180
i want to be with the blacks really yeah maybe we do a little like nfl draft you guys we do a trade
00:58:29.400
i want to be on your team dude don't you want to be on our own don't you want to be on my team
00:58:35.240
we're gonna start our own team all right that's cool let's start our own team all right we're in
00:58:38.120
there and you know like they're always like i could just imagine some like you know fucking
00:58:42.080
just yoke dude coming up like me what you in for yeah that's what i would be doing stole the cheddar
00:58:47.320
stole the cheddar i would think he stole money he stole cheese bro yeah but i would i if that were
00:58:54.120
me and i stole the cheddar i would just be like bro i stole 400 grand worth of cheddar and people
00:58:59.120
are gonna be like what's that white boy talking about and i'm gonna be like cheddar yeah bro you
00:59:04.020
what the fuck you don't know what cheddar is that's what i'm gonna do and and he's gonna be
00:59:08.400
like oh shit he's talking about money and then i'm just gonna go away i'm gonna go down the street
00:59:12.300
you're an accountant or something they're gonna find out they're gonna call you parmesan that's
00:59:15.940
gonna be your new nickname now they're gonna call me mickey mouse my name's gonna be mickey
00:59:20.740
mouse in jail because i got all the cheddar yeah parmesan yeah parmesan
00:59:26.980
yeah man this dude stole cheese bro it's it's interesting let's dive into it authorities in
00:59:34.140
london have arrested a 63 year old man in connection with the cheese heist of 2024 sounds like a hit
00:59:41.120
movie that's gonna see that on netflix next week what do you call it graded that'd be the name it was
00:59:49.360
the best of times it was the worst of times cheese was very scarce people were desperate especially for
00:59:56.500
parmesan i just see some like rat looking dude you know i wish i don't have his mug shot i can just
01:00:01.320
see like a fucking yeah you know what i'm saying yeah yeah uh cheese heist which uh in which tens of
01:00:07.700
thousands of pounds of high value cheddar were stolen from a major distributor london-based retailer and
01:00:14.520
cheese maker neil's yard dairy said it learned on wednesday that a suspect was in custody the
01:00:19.960
metropolitan police confirmed to npr that a man was detained on suspicion of fraud by false
01:00:26.040
representation in handling stolen goods quote the man was taken to a south london police station
01:00:30.960
where he was questioned he has since been bailed pending further inquiries a police spokesperson said
01:00:37.600
so over the past week the british artisanal cheese community has been reeling after neil's yard dairy
01:00:43.880
announced it had been the victim of a sophisticated fraud resulting in the loss of over 300 pounds
01:00:50.180
uh worth of cloth bound cheddar the equivalent of more than 389 000 the theft involved let's see how
01:00:58.600
smart this guy is uh well obviously not that smart he just got caught but um the theft involved a
01:01:03.620
fraudulent buyer posing as a legitimate wholesale distributor for a major french retailer with the
01:01:10.600
cheese delivered before the discovery of the fraudulent identity the company said oh yeah it made off with
01:01:15.920
uh 950 wheels that's over 22 metric tons um or roughly 48 000 pounds of half all it's a trailer yeah
01:01:26.260
it's a massive fucking trailer of cheese yeah um whisk comb cheese which is pretty good uh pitchfork cheddar
01:01:32.420
it added um and it came from three artisan suppliers so um he's in for cheddar stealing cheddar what we got
01:01:40.260
i mean i didn't know there was a business for that bro i think cheese is kind of like wine dude like
01:01:48.140
there's like levels to it and you know there's people that are like super into it i like cheese
01:01:53.320
yeah but i you don't like that kind of cheese i know i love that type of cheese bro no that's above
01:01:58.240
your level of cheese what do you mean you like the cheese that they serve you at like twisted tree and
01:02:03.060
shit like the little gourmet like the like the shark yeah the shit you think is nice yeah okay there's a
01:02:08.960
whole nother level above that and then there's a level above that and that's what this shit is yes
01:02:13.060
oh yeah bro there's listen there's levels to this shit there's levels to everything yeah that makes
01:02:17.900
sense that's right i like gorgonzola i you know what i like uh what do they put on emos there parmesan
01:02:24.680
oh that's prevail provel that's the st louis thing bro i like that shit motherfuckers don't know about
01:02:28.480
prevail bro that's that real shit yeah real deal holyfield right there yeah i mean he got dave portnoy
01:02:33.940
don't like it though well he can fuck off he tried to fucking tell he said the emos sucked i think
01:02:38.660
guess what what did he say about emos we all can't be straight what do you say what do you say
01:02:44.680
people people don't i like all the cheese on crackers is what they call it huh yeah portnoy
01:02:50.160
is awesome dude yeah it's yeah but he's just obviously he doesn't have to like emos he's
01:02:53.660
obviously flawed in some ways he's not perfect i get it i mean nobody can be unless you like emos
01:02:59.360
you're pretty perfect my favorite portnoy thing that he ever did though was when he walked up to
01:03:04.580
that and atifa guy ask him if he's ever been in nantucket you ever been in nantucket what do you
01:03:10.200
hate rich people yeah you ever been in nantucket it's fucking nice yeah man i don't know what we
01:03:18.220
got on this uh you know i mean the amount he's not a very good criminal because he got caught got
01:03:25.060
caught okay like and and there's definitely you know do you think you put a disguise on yeah like
01:03:31.760
mickey mouse stealing cheap people do this shit all the time you know how many people we've caught
01:03:38.800
trying to do that to our stuff like make a fake customer and that you know like try to intercept
01:03:42.780
we've had trailers stolen like that yeah that's crazy yeah that's a real thing and people do
01:03:46.840
it's crazy anyway yeah well i got no opinion i'm just gonna guess i'm gonna flip i got this coin
01:03:54.140
it says mercy or no mercy okay all right so we're gonna here we go it says mercy so i'm gonna give
01:03:59.760
a thumbs up that's bullshit it's fucking rigged all right just like the 2020 election let's try it
01:04:04.820
again i said it again i said mercy again it's fucking weighted it's a weighted coin hold on
01:04:10.380
three it said no mercy are you happy now i'm happy all right thumbs down this fucking piece of shit
01:04:17.520
dude fuck this guy and his cheese must be black all right what what
01:04:24.140
guys what's wrong with you that is all i have that's all i got all right guys we'll see you
01:04:34.180
went from sleeping on the floor now my jewelry box froze fuck a bowl fuck a stove counted millions
01:04:41.320
in the cold bad bitch booted swole got her on bankroll can't fold doesn't know headshot case