839. Andy & DJ CTI: Gavin Newsom Trump-Proofs California, Trump Demolishes Far-Left Reporter & Leaked Document About Immigration Enforcement
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 31 minutes
Words per Minute
181.8789
Hate Speech Sentences
201
Summary
In this episode of For the Realist's sake, Andy and DJ discuss the lack of understanding of what it takes to win in the world, and how to overcome it. They also discuss the Super Bowl and how the Philadelphia Eagles can still compete with people who have everything and still go to work.
Transcript
00:00:00.000
what is up guys it's andy purcell and this is the show for the realist's sake about it the lies the
00:00:21.120
fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today
00:00:25.020
we have andy and dj who's the motherfucking internet that's what we're gonna do that's what cti stands
00:00:31.520
for cruise the internet we put topics up on the screen we speculate on what's true and then we
00:00:35.920
talk about how you and i and the rest of us together have to solve these problems going on in the world
00:00:40.020
we're just gonna get right into it today uh don't forget to share the show we don't run ads on the
00:00:44.280
show we're the biggest show in the world that doesn't run ads um all i ask in return is that
00:00:50.520
you help us grow the show all right so if you listen to the show on audio or you watch it on
00:00:55.520
youtube it doesn't matter to us but if you give value it makes you think it makes you laugh you
00:00:59.880
think it's something people need to hear please do us a favor and uh help us grow the show don't be a
00:01:05.160
hoe share the show all right what's up how's it going andy what's going on man i just came in from
00:01:13.980
verbally nuking you know how it has to be done sometimes something happens every now and then
00:01:21.780
it's fine you're good yeah it's fine i feel good about it god dude i just don't understand how like
00:01:30.160
dude i just do not understand i don't understand this about anyone how the fuck can you not wake up
00:01:39.260
like if your life if you look around at your life and you're like fuck dude this ain't what i want
00:01:45.160
right how can you not wake up every single day every day and aggressively try to improve that i do
00:01:54.600
not understand that i do not i i can't be around people like that i can't work with people like that
00:02:00.940
i can't talk to people like that which is pretty much why i'm a hermit right like i am not the kind
00:02:06.500
of person that can just accept things i'm the kind of person that if i'm told i have to accept
00:02:12.620
things i actually makes me want to mold them a different way more intentionally right right it's
00:02:18.040
just dude i just i wish people would understand i i think the disparity between what people think that
00:02:27.860
it takes to win and what it actually takes to win in terms of not just work but skill development
00:02:36.000
and personal development and consuming information and you know basically sharpening your spear so to
00:02:42.840
speak like people don't understand like you can't it's not a half-ass thing dude like you can't win
00:02:49.380
it's too competitive like people think they can half-ass work and then for a quarter of the time and
00:02:56.600
they should be multi-millionaires it's like dude this is like straight up this is your life
00:03:02.740
like how can you wake up every day how can you wake up every day and just accept your life
00:03:10.460
and all the things that you don't like about it and not go hard to change that i do not fucking
00:03:17.740
align with that at all and it's and do when i even get a flavor of it or a scent of it or a taste of it
00:03:25.140
i fucking it makes me furious i can't stand it dude well it's even crazy like and then it's like
00:03:30.660
smelling it's like putting your face right up to a big steaming pile of fucking dog shit and like
00:03:38.020
having to go like over and over and over i can't stand it dude i can't stand being around it i can't
00:03:44.660
stand it and then people think i mean well now that's the thing you know they can still compete
00:03:49.180
with people who have everything and still go to fucking work bro listen it's it's an arrogance
00:03:54.680
that's what i'm saying like how can you think i mean we just saw this in the super bowl i'm sorry
00:04:00.800
i i'm a i know a lot of the chiefs guys but let's be real guys you could see it in the game all right
00:04:07.720
philadelphia wanted it you guys are used to winning you were you were comfortable you played like a
00:04:14.080
comfortable team they played like a team that was hungry that's what happens when two elements that
00:04:20.280
have those attributes collide the the hungrier the harder the more invested the more dedicated
00:04:29.720
party is going to destroy the other party and whether people understand this or not you are in
00:04:37.740
competition with other people that do your job and those people are available for hire
00:04:43.240
you see what i'm saying or if you're an entrepreneur if you're only doing it half ass and you run a
00:04:49.420
restaurant there's another restaurant right down the street that does it better than you
00:04:52.660
they're going to beat you like i do not understand how warped people's sense of actual competition has
00:05:00.720
become like you are in a competition you just don't understand it don't get it dude and when i when i
00:05:10.020
when i'm around that in any way shape or form in an individual i i it just i can't stand it it's a big
00:05:18.680
turn off it is i only like to be around people to get it like dude that's why like some of the only
00:05:23.840
people i talk to in my personal life are guys like tim grover you know i'm saying like we're watching a
00:05:28.820
football game last night through text and i'm like what do you think he's like what do you think and
00:05:33.280
i'm like i think we think the same thing you know and like dude we just don't i just can't relate
00:05:38.680
to anybody it's not like that it's like seeing a dime and then they have like a kamala harris laugh
00:05:45.420
well it's whatever i mean this isn't at the time nor place for this rant but
00:05:53.360
fuck man no yeah what is do you guys not get it like we it actually does go with the show it does
00:05:59.760
because culture is changing winning is going to become the thing again if you're not winning
00:06:05.000
you are going to look like a loser like for the last 15 years everybody's been like oh it's okay
00:06:10.040
he's finding his purpose he's one with the universe you know like we found a purpose yeah it's okay
00:06:16.800
that's gonna change because culture has now shifted and achievement and winning and kicking ass is going
00:06:22.520
to become the coolest motherfucking thing in the planet and everybody wants to be cool and this
00:06:27.000
fucking bullshit copying uh copying out pretending that you know oh i'm you know i'm just vibing out
00:06:33.920
over here bro that shit ain't gonna fly no more nobody's gonna think it's cool like they do now
00:06:38.520
they're all gonna look at you and they're gonna say yeah okay we get it bro that's it's happening
00:06:42.640
yeah okay because that is the culture that i grew up in and that is switching back we're switching back
00:06:48.260
to an ultra competitive winning culture here in the united states of america
00:06:52.380
and if you can't get on board with it bro you're you're gonna be sorry yeah so it's just
00:06:58.400
i just it's just hard for me to be around stuff like that oh that's real man that's real that's
00:07:04.180
real shit you mentioned the super bowl yeah eagles lost to taylor swift's team
00:07:08.220
what no the eagles won i mean yeah eagles yeah taylor swift's team's lost yeah
00:07:14.680
but i you i actually went so i went to sleep like fucking i text you yeah i know i went okay do you
00:07:21.200
know why i text you no so you didn't see the halftime show no i don't know okay so i text you right
00:07:26.980
when the halftime show happened okay and it was in the very beginning of the halftime show
00:07:31.040
kenrick lamar is on top of his grand national which is sort of sacrilegious because grand national
00:07:36.220
when it was made was the fastest car in the world and uh and it's a buick people don't know that but
00:07:43.220
anyhow bro i i don't know what happened but they had like 70 people get out of the car and like they
00:07:50.620
just kept coming out of the car like like bro it was just so fucking funny to me and i i was gonna
00:07:57.920
text you and be like bro how do you guys fit all these people in this car
00:08:01.040
but you were fucking sleeping i had the perfect joke damn i'm sorry bro that was did you guys watch
00:08:09.320
it did you see all those motherfuckers get out of the car bro there was 30 40 people got out of the car
00:08:14.440
how i guess they had a hole in the bottom or something but like but you couldn't see the you
00:08:18.580
couldn't see them crawling through i was just i'm like man you know different cultures like dude it
00:08:24.760
was just it was a great great racial joke that you missed out on because you were asleep you know
00:08:30.300
those are my favorite i know that's how we indians fit people on the scooter i know bro i know i was
00:08:35.680
thinking about you too don't think i wasn't yeah damn that sucks dude i was fucking i was out by like
00:08:40.200
the fucking i think i watched like you know i watched the the kickoff open and drive i got all the
00:08:47.000
way up to the first like touchdown and then and then it was lights out bro bro it's the perfect
00:08:51.960
metaphor for for what happens when you think you're good and you think you don't have to compete
00:08:56.760
i mean even just like not even like wanting to get the ball to start with like you won the coin toss
00:09:02.540
in the third the second half like bro go set the fucking tone like i i i saw it differently man i
00:09:08.540
don't know i saw i saw i mean look dude there's there's arguments for both but at the end of the day
00:09:13.580
the bottom line is you know winning creates comfort and and when there's too much comfort
00:09:19.280
the winning goes away yeah that's reality i mean to your point about winning bro like and i i love
00:09:24.080
the chiefs bro and i love the guys i know on the team the fucking awesome dudes bro guys uh you know
00:09:28.940
i it's not a personal thing i'm just evaluating the competition and they were flat the eagles were
00:09:34.120
not flat they came out they wanted it they were hungry you could tell they were hungry you could see
00:09:38.700
it and that was that and you could see the chiefs come alive but they didn't come alive until there
00:09:43.360
was four three four minutes left in the game it'd be too late for that yeah and it was too late yeah
00:09:47.380
so it was shit you know and well well i mean on your on your your your your thing about you know
00:09:53.340
winning becoming popular again and culture is shifting to that i think that was very evident because
00:09:58.380
there was definitely parts i did see the i mean even just when they showed like donald trump
00:10:02.720
you know i'm saying how the crowd was fucking wild yeah and they booed taylor swift they booed fucking
00:10:07.400
taylor swift this is just a short clip here uh so it was during the national anthem the camera goes
00:10:11.180
up to down which by the way i think they tried to take it off of them too fucking quick because they
00:10:16.200
they saw the crowd's reaction check this clip out
00:10:18.680
crowd goes fucking wild they quickly get off of them all right whatever that's kind of fucked up
00:10:37.080
they caught what she said she said what the fuck is happening
00:10:46.400
so so so sal was at the game okay so i text him because i didn't know you know you can never tell
00:10:52.600
you can't trust if it's true or not right i say hey do they really boo taylor swift he goes bro so bad
00:10:57.660
he goes it was so loud fuck yeah but like dude you know what man uh real talk like that's why you
00:11:06.320
don't talk about shit that you don't know anything about it was very clear that she was probably
00:11:11.380
financially compensated i bet when they do the books there was a financial compensation that took
00:11:17.360
place in some way shape or form and uh you know these people are out of touch with the people that
00:11:23.480
buy their shit uh they don't have any comprehension like in no offense to taylor swift i think her
00:11:30.040
story is amazing i i congratulate her on her success you know she she flies all over the world she's had
00:11:36.880
an amazing career people you know her audience loves her like i think she's very smart with her brand i
00:11:43.140
have a lot of respect for the whole thing okay i'm not one of these people just like oh she's just
00:11:47.240
some dumb girl that'd be no she's been doing this her whole life it's a real thing it's a real
00:11:52.000
business she's pretty fucking good at it yeah okay right now she's the best at it probably one of the
00:11:57.560
best ever at it all right so let's be real about we'll do the switch to some dumb lady made a billion
00:12:03.900
dollars yeah fucking fuck out dude you're sitting in your fucking shitty ass house that she spends more
00:12:10.560
on fuel on her motherfucking plane than your net worth for one trip right okay so i don't want to hear it
00:12:15.880
but here's what i will say when you do live that level of life it's hard you have to make a you have
00:12:25.100
to make real attempts to stay connected to what reality is for most people you understand like
00:12:34.080
just because you don't buy your groceries and you travel all you want and you do like those people
00:12:40.600
that are paying two three four five hundred dollars a ticket bro that's like their family
00:12:45.220
vacation you see what i'm saying and she doesn't understand that she doesn't she's lost touch of
00:12:50.800
that which you know happens to a lot of people to get very byproduct right and i would say that from
00:12:55.800
now on she needs to embrace a pro-america stance and realize that the people that go see her are
00:13:01.380
you know they're regular people okay and when she calls herself a feminist and then advocates for men
00:13:10.420
and women's sports you're not a fucking feminist you're fake feminist all right so i'm not being
00:13:15.580
critical of her skill or talent or ability to do what she does she's great at it but if you you know
00:13:22.620
if you want to continue to be great at it maybe either try to stay in touch with where everybody is
00:13:28.360
or don't talk about shit you don't know about that's real but that trans the trans stuff it's
00:13:33.760
so crazy i just saw this video the other day it was like the director of the ncaa um and he was asked
00:13:40.060
how many they asked him was it terrorism no i said asked where'd they ask him at they asked
00:13:48.200
they asked they asked they asked they asked they uh fuck is this a story proposed a question
00:13:54.360
oh shit i thought they murdered him to the ncaa guy got it right okay and that uh they proposed you
00:14:00.040
know they they quarried queried queried queried queried how many uh they quarried what they dig up
00:14:07.640
so first they axed them they killed him and then they dug in his quarry buried his ass yeah they
00:14:13.960
unburied his ass yeah huh no they asked him uh like how many athletes that you know were registered in
00:14:19.840
ncaa right and it was like it was like 510 000 520 000 oh shit really athletes in the united
00:14:25.540
states right yeah and then they they asked them how many of those were you know identified as trans
00:14:31.440
what would be your guess with all the fucking hype we got what would be your guess i don't know a
00:14:36.080
dozen liberal guests you know i'm saying okay 20 20 right i mean i was thinking like a couple of
00:14:40.480
hundred 10 yeah 10 so i was dozen was a good guess yeah yeah well it shouldn't be one it shouldn't be
00:14:46.920
one but like all like they were putting this shit out all like it's mind-boggling wait wait wait who
00:14:54.080
was putting the shit out like the ncaa was going with all of that crazy shit for 10 people yeah 10
00:14:59.280
people yeah and you got half a million fucking assholes okay well you're gonna find out why when
00:15:04.560
these when all of these uh financial audits come about man because the us uh aid is just the tip of
00:15:11.000
the iceberg and what we're gonna see is that the usa id has been used to culturally manipulate the
00:15:19.880
entire western world into believing that subversive subversive communist thinking is normal all right
00:15:27.920
so you're gonna we're gonna find at some point in time that your taxes and all of your taxes listening
00:15:34.840
and watching and my taxes all went to these programs to make us believe that those things
00:15:43.020
we're gonna talk more about this on the show oh for sure we got more coming man but the point is
00:15:46.900
yeah the ncaa was pumping it out because they were getting paid to pump it out and guess who was
00:15:51.460
paying to pump it out me and you and everybody else everybody that was mad at the shit being pumped
00:15:55.020
out bro what what's actually going on in the world right now is it's probably the biggest story in
00:16:02.040
human history it's just people don't understand it yet yeah yeah because i mean the scale the amount
00:16:07.180
of time it's been going on bro we've been talking about it for years years and by the way you guys
00:16:12.180
gotta start putting some of these clips together from the old show man like the old shit because
00:16:15.980
like nobody's good unless you've listened to the show you have no idea how spot on we've actually
00:16:21.080
been so we got to start like we gotta get some editing going i know you guys got nothing else to do
00:16:25.820
right yeah call this preparation h yeah we've been on the whole yeah i'm saying call it no lube
00:16:32.880
just spit no but the other other you know super bowl stuff real quick though uh donald trump bro like
00:16:39.880
this is i like a lot of things about this guy i have my my my concerns and my issues right i love
00:16:45.580
the shit talking yeah i absolutely it's american bro and like it doesn't matter what the fuck it is
00:16:51.420
he'll find a way to talk some shit about it it's american he uh he posted this out on truth said
00:16:56.300
the only uh quote the only one that had a tougher night than the kansas city chiefs was taylor swift
00:17:01.800
she got booed out of the stadium maga is very unforgiving i think they should be more more forgiving
00:17:08.660
to be honest like i think i think we have to gotta let some room in we we gotta make room for people
00:17:14.340
to unite that's just my opinion and that's something i've always been critical about trump for
00:17:18.680
yeah but i mean dude like real talk it's hard no real talk if you're not on board now you deserve
00:17:26.120
to get made fun of because you're cheering for complete and total oppression of you with your
00:17:32.540
own money and we're gonna talk about that in the show oh for sure um but yeah the memes have been
00:17:37.860
pretty good dude fucking crazy yeah super bowl overall uh dude honestly and i'm gonna say this like
00:17:43.380
you everybody's like kendrick lamar's halftime show was horrible you don't know what the fuck
00:17:49.760
you're talking about that was some badass shit bro you know how hard it is for a hip-hop star to
00:17:55.300
fucking perform and rap at the same time he crushed it not only did he crush it the only reason that you
00:18:02.020
didn't like it is because you don't know what the fuck he was actually saying and what he was actually
00:18:06.160
saying the whole time was calling out pedophile shit in hollywood and music and culture people
00:18:14.120
just don't know the nature of what he was saying right so like i thought did you see the part did
00:18:20.800
you watch it joe did you see the part where he goes say drake and he smiled dude it was so fucking
00:18:27.340
good it was so good everybody was rapping the whole fucking song bro it was listen if you didn't like
00:18:32.700
symbolism there too red white and blue yes if you didn't like it it's because you don't understand
00:18:37.920
what's going on in hip-hop culture or culture you just don't get it yeah like you probably want to
00:18:43.140
listen to billy joel you know i'm saying like you probably want to fucking you too yeah you probably
00:18:48.100
wanted you too you know you you wanted hootie and the blowfish all right well hootie would have been
00:18:53.820
cool that'd be fine i like i take hootie there is record but dude you know what i'm saying like
00:18:58.960
what do you think of kendrick you like kendrick or no you don't like him do you
00:19:05.340
i don't bro i thought it was garbage what did you really yeah i did i just for hip-hop man i just
00:19:12.360
think they're for me the super bowl in my opinion is the pinnacle of the performance you go for yeah
00:19:19.580
and there's so many people that came before him that should have got that chance in my opinion that
00:19:24.520
would have been a better performance with that being said i think they picked it just for the
00:19:29.540
culture it is what it is it wasn't my thing personally all right that's fair that's what
00:19:35.240
art's about you don't have to like it all i thought it was great no i thought he crushed dude i was
00:19:39.740
watching the whole thing and i'm like fuck yeah dude i thought it was cool you know i mean the
00:19:44.180
clips and stuff that i see and i like kendrick dude i like his shit i like what he sings about i think
00:19:48.380
i you know that fucker's only five five yeah he's tiny yeah he's a little man he's a little guy
00:19:53.420
little guy yeah little guy big voice little guy he's got a little voice too kind of
00:19:59.020
sounds like a video game or something all right man well guys tell us what you guys thought about
00:20:04.140
the super bowl down in the car everybody's gonna be like we fucking hated it because everybody else
00:20:07.920
hated it yeah now joe joe i can value his opinion because he's a hip-hop connoisseur and been in the
00:20:14.120
business for his whole life okay people don't know this man's we got three platinums yeah produced
00:20:20.040
three platinum albums all right motherfucker knows i mean sometimes he's wrong like this time
00:20:24.900
guys let us know what you guys think down in the comments but uh let's get to our cruise it's it's
00:20:32.440
cruise the internet uh we got some good stuff to talk about remember if you want to see any of
00:20:36.620
these pictures articles links videos go to andyfasella.com you guys can check all of this
00:20:40.520
stuff out uh there yeah yeah go there go there buy some shit we should put some axes up that's the
00:20:51.020
one that's the one shovels now apparently with your face on them we're gonna get some fucking axes
00:20:56.100
we're gonna get some dj axes let me ask you something man he has signed dj axes let's sell
00:21:01.300
let's sell let's go yeah go um uh yeah headline number one let's get into this uh let's go to
00:21:08.060
california this is a little update on the fires and stuff there all right some stuff that's been
00:21:12.880
happening in uh good old california um a little uh a little time machine here quickly we're not
00:21:19.800
gonna go back too far um we just gotta go back about a month or so uh we covered this on the show
00:21:24.880
right this uh this headline reads gavin newsom and california democrats reach 50 million dollar deal
00:21:32.500
to trump proof the state you remember talking about this right now like this article like i said
00:21:38.700
we covered this was back in january okay january 13th is when this article was published and written
00:21:43.240
mind you that was days after the fires had already begun they decided to do a special session um
00:21:49.800
to use california tax dollars to create a law fund to trump proof california in the tune of 50 million
00:21:58.180
dollars um and why is that interesting why where's the hypocrisy well it's because uh here we are now
00:22:04.920
in february and gavin newsom has to quote strikes delicate political balance with trump while seeking
00:22:12.440
federal money for la fires so federal money that he what do you think he's going to do with that federal
00:22:21.640
money after what we've learned the last few days what you guys think what you guys think's been
00:22:26.340
happening to all that dude how many times like legitimately how many times have i said this
00:22:34.240
over the last four years that they promise us they fund the deal and then they steal the money
00:22:40.280
how many like dude how many times have i said it hundreds of times at least i'm gonna go the deal
00:22:48.160
or no deal thing at least once i'm gonna say just be conservatively you know it's been said at least
00:22:54.360
you're axing off a lot of extras there bro there was a lot more bro we said that a thousand times
00:23:03.500
over the last four or five years at least and people are like oh dude nowhere dude the fucking
00:23:09.500
republicans just hate us man white people hate us too because they're fucking white i'm like it's not
00:23:15.380
them no it's them it's the democrats stealing your fuck no dude it's trump yeah it's trump it's trump
00:23:21.840
the fuck out of here and here's i got a little proof video for you it's you yeah it sounds like
00:23:26.560
something a white guy would say bro aren't you white i hate myself real easy to say that be successful
00:23:33.160
when you're white so that sounds about white yeah it sounds about white
00:23:38.420
fuck bro i thought yt was youtube huh yt you know what i did too you hit me to that i didn't know i did
00:23:49.580
yeah but see i saw it like 50 times i finally figured it out like what are these people what
00:23:56.540
do they mean youtube why is that what do they say mean it sounds about sounds about youtube
00:24:00.960
the fuck you guys talking about yt can go to shit
00:24:06.560
bro you go on any of the clips on me on the internet you fucking look at the comments there's
00:24:13.760
always like three or four of them well it's real easy for a white dude yeah man dude if it's real
00:24:18.540
easy for a white dude it would take me 26 fucking years bro holy shit if it's 26 years then what's
00:24:24.600
it take everybody else yeah fuck man well it's just fine i saw i saw the story but i want to bring this
00:24:30.560
clip in i want you to see this clip you know we talk about we have said this thousands of times they
00:24:34.940
they fucking you know put these agendas out cost all this fucking money they don't do shit with it
00:24:40.520
and they steal all the money and here is a prime example of gavin newsom doing just that and this
00:24:45.960
is not some recent shit this starts in 2008 let's check this clip out you can get down to la in two
00:24:52.260
and a half hours 55 dollars in california we're still debating a high-speed rail what a joke well
00:24:57.480
finally california is going to get it right with this new high-speed rail i personally have been
00:25:02.640
supportive of the high-speed rail project since my time as mayor of the city and county of san francisco
00:25:07.340
the project is no longer a 33 billion dollar project the project's years and years behind
00:25:11.040
the project's wildly over budget that doesn't mean it's a bad idea you can get phase one done which
00:25:15.980
in essence is from bakersfield to silicon valley we do have the capacity to complete a high-speed rail
00:25:21.180
link between merced and bakersfield now i know i know some critics are going to say well that's a
00:25:28.060
train to nowhere we have a real federal partner with our high-speed rail system an incredible opportunity
00:25:34.280
to finish the work high-speed rail was mentioned 4.2 billion dollars being requested of the
00:25:39.540
legislature to finish the job someone who's all in on the high-speed rail the high-speed rail not as a
00:25:46.080
rail project but an economic development project 3.6 billion dollars it's about damn time we have a
00:25:53.440
high-speed rail system we would have high-speed rail all the way across the country we'd have the most
00:25:59.760
beautiful buildings we'd have cultural epicenters we'd have crime feet free streets all of our
00:26:06.740
citizens would be wealthy if you fucking fucks would quit stealing our money that high high-speed rail
00:26:16.440
system in california that is california's ukraine that more money more money more money more money more
00:26:26.080
where's all that money see to do we're gonna find out bro all this stuff's gonna come to light this is
00:26:31.380
why people and by the way i'm gonna say this elizabeth warren must have done a lot of shit wrong
00:26:37.980
because she's the loudest one like she's screaming about this she's loaded bro why are we why why would
00:26:46.500
someone be upset about a colleague in the government exposing all of the the waste that those people
00:26:58.660
who we voted for are creating with our tax why would you be upset about that you could only be
00:27:06.180
upset about that in two cases one you're you're legitimately fucking stupid okay and you're so bought
00:27:12.580
into to identity politics that you cannot break free of it yeah brain rot yeah your your brain
00:27:19.480
is fully rotted or two you're in on it that's it that's it anybody else who's got a problem with
00:27:30.700
what's going on no one else does have a problem with it right and when you think about the sacrifices
00:27:38.840
that you've had to make bro okay let's talk about your family or let's talk about your family joe or
00:27:45.540
let's talk about let's talk about all the families that work here and then the families that are
00:27:49.800
listening here and the sacrifices that have had to have been made in the quality of life because these
00:27:56.620
people were taking half your fucking money and pocketing it and not improving our country and not
00:28:02.100
building the infrastructure and not creating the schools and not doing what they're supposed to do in
00:28:07.280
our interests we deserve at this point in time not just to never pay tax again but we deserve some
00:28:14.180
sort of financial reparation for the last 20 years at a minimum we can subsidize all of our growth all
00:28:21.660
of by doing different things like every other country does selling our resources etc etc etc
00:28:27.360
these people deserve to be hung well bro what makes it even worse every single person that has
00:28:36.080
figured out that this money has made their way into their pocket by any way shape or form should be
00:28:42.220
executed a dollar it should be executed a fucking dollar no executed dude for real no prison no they
00:28:50.100
if we mess up if you mess up by two thousand dollars bro they're auditing you go to jail they'll put you
00:28:55.740
in jail yeah but these guys can steal trillions of our tax dollars over the last 100 years right
00:29:04.680
and then use it to manipulate us yeah bro yeah dude well that was the most divisive part and then on
00:29:12.640
not only they just steal it then they get us to argue with each other all the all the tax that
00:29:19.000
fucking got no bro and you pay your fair share bro yeah all listen bro all the racial division
00:29:25.420
all all of the all of the destruction in our inner cities bro these these these people funded
00:29:33.480
the black lives matter riots through george soros george soros has been destroying our cities for
00:29:41.260
decades by getting these people into our government who will not prosecute crime
00:29:46.960
with our money i said i thought it was his money i'm like damn this dude's loaded no it's our
00:29:51.840
fucking money well it makes sense that his net worth never goes down now because he's not using his
00:29:56.500
money like dude this is criminal beyond it's evil beyond comprehension and i hope that when
00:30:05.280
citizens truly understand how evil and comprehensive this program of overtaxing us
00:30:14.600
using the money to make our life harder manipulating us turning us against each other
00:30:21.500
financially oppressing us so that we can't notice what's happening we've been robbed for 50 60 70
00:30:29.620
years you want to know gavin newsom why our country doesn't look like fucking dubai because of people
00:30:35.900
like you well i mean even even to the black communities bro we cry about generational wealth
00:30:40.760
and why we don't have them well this is why we don't have that's right they take everything
00:30:44.680
this is they take they need victims they need struggle they need hardship they need racial division
00:30:52.180
they need all this shit so that none of us stop and say
00:30:55.240
how much money did they actually spend on that rail right and where did it go like how how how does that
00:31:03.780
steal that normally cost a thousand dollars a piece how is that a hundred thousand dollars what
00:31:09.740
we can't ask that when we're busy arguing with each other and we're fighting each other and we're
00:31:14.620
struggling and we're having to make sacrifice listen dude i know a lot of people listen and they're like
00:31:19.080
oh yeah what do you know about that motherfucker i live most my life that way
00:31:22.260
okay just because i'm successful now doesn't mean i don't know what the fuck that's like
00:31:26.520
okay okay and i don't want it for you i don't want it for our people and it doesn't have to be
00:31:32.600
that way for our people it's greed and it's evil what's happening in this country and there needs to
00:31:38.540
be accountability for real dude for real accountability not not oh they gavin newsom goes
00:31:45.620
to jail for two years no eliminate the mentality from our fucking country this country's supposed to
00:31:53.280
be united it's supposed to be i look out for my brother on the left he looks out for me i look
00:31:59.140
out for the guy on my right he looks out for me we all take care of each other we all support each
00:32:03.640
that's what this fucking country is about and we have been infested with a group of people who think
00:32:08.680
that they have the right to not only steal our money but then use it to create disturbances and
00:32:13.960
disruption and oppression for their benefit and that has that has to be eliminated in my opinion
00:32:21.700
violently yeah like not us doing it but they should be prosecuted and there should be examples made
00:32:29.200
how many fucking men and women kill themselves a year because of the fucking financial
00:32:36.040
hardships that they're in how many people get a tax audit and fucking blow their brains out
00:32:41.520
you know what i'm saying right bro i got audited one time and i owed my i owed a bunch of money i didn't
00:32:47.060
have a bunch and i'm gonna tell you right now dude that crossed my mind quite a bit just blowing
00:32:51.860
my fucking brains out this is a long time ago but like you know what i'm saying like like bro this is
00:32:58.740
not this is not okay what's been happening it's fucking a million miles away from okay a gazillion
00:33:05.120
miles away it's the most evil shit you could possibly think of and i have a lot more to say
00:33:09.020
yeah we got a little bit more to go i just want to focus in on this california shit because
00:33:12.300
you know like that that was just one example i'm sure you can count thousands of those same
00:33:17.500
examples every state has one each state is doing that yeah each state is doing that i won't say each
00:33:22.800
state there's a majority of states and there's a common denominator with the leadership of i don't
00:33:28.140
think that i don't even think that elected officials know the depth because all the elected officials i'm
00:33:35.640
friends with with besides tulsi are all they've they're all always been republicans yeah okay and
00:33:41.880
i know there's some shit bags over there too all we got to do is look at who's making money on the on
00:33:45.780
their trades yeah for sure but i mean it's local too it's not even just at the state level i know bro
00:33:50.220
i mean we've covered we had a story here in st louis it was like five aldermen in the city of st louis
00:33:54.600
all went to jail right for these backdoor deals that they were trying to you know fleece their
00:33:58.980
communities from you know what i'm saying it's on all levels bro and you know right now we're seeing it at
00:34:03.300
the at the federal level this is exposing the state level start calling that shit out in your
00:34:07.300
community because i guarantee you it won't be you know billions of dollars but fuck i'm sure your
00:34:11.960
community could use that extra 50 grand of their you know taking allegedly chelsea clinton bought a
00:34:17.080
10 million dollar house based upon the money that usa id gave her for her foundation right now if that's
00:34:25.920
the case then what about the clinton what about all these people's right what like what are we doing
00:34:31.220
so so chelsea clinton gets a 10 million dollar house that we pay for for what being a clinton
00:34:37.900
right that's what they think bro these people this this kid this thought process this is why there was
00:34:44.880
a revolution okay this is what the american revolution was about we had a group of people
00:34:51.000
who believed this is what every revolution has been about for 12 000 fucking years
00:34:56.560
we have peasants and then we have oppressors and we had the american revolution to break free from
00:35:04.940
the oppressors okay we are now in a worse situation than what those people were in
00:35:12.600
250 fucking years ago way worse way worse way worse and because it's been going on so long and because
00:35:21.540
we're all when when you go to school what are they doing into it that's right you're born you don't
00:35:25.880
know any better dude like if you're born in a fucking pigsty you're never gonna notice the
00:35:29.940
fucking smell right okay so like we are in a situation now where massive reform is going to
00:35:39.040
happen because you can't put all this shit back in the you can't put this back in the in the box
00:35:44.460
bro toothpaste out the tooth yeah because enough people there's enough people now that know that
00:35:51.160
it can't be put back so there's going to be it's this is going to be major major and there's going
00:35:54.680
to be major disruption major kicking and screaming and in my opinion this is why donald trump has to
00:36:00.700
move super fast because their next move will be to create some sort of violent black swan 9-11
00:36:07.240
culture shifting type situation um it's very dangerous right now yeah yeah but this other
00:36:16.700
piece in california i want to i want to show you out real quick uh so so karen bass the mayor of la
00:36:23.780
right she brought in this guy uh to be the fire recovery chief okay again like you just look at
00:36:31.580
follow the money where's the bullshit at five hundred thousand dollars salary for three months
00:36:37.840
five hundred thousand dollars for a three-month position where's your tax money going shit like
00:36:46.960
this shit like this he's a he's supposed to be the fire recovery czar all right and he's getting a
00:36:53.580
three-month salary of five hundred thousand dollars now granted this is being paid by charity groups
00:36:58.100
okay but even in even in that situation i mean one i don't know who the fuck would go in you got a
00:37:04.280
fucking disaster zone going on right now you know and and and to even accept that it's kind of gross
00:37:09.880
to me in my personal opinion they're used to doing it dude this is how things have gone forever yeah
00:37:14.280
this is your buddy yeah this conversation and hiring probably took place before this information that
00:37:19.860
we're talking about even was brought to light yeah this information that we're talking about about the
00:37:24.280
amount of fleecing they've just people don't understand this bro this is not just usa id this is every
00:37:33.560
segment of government this is this is the military this is the pentagon this is health care this is
00:37:43.160
ever everything everything everything it's ever we are living in an actual manufactured matrix of
00:37:57.400
to provide for for quote-unquote the elite people like this is no different than
00:38:05.720
back in the 1500s you know like another thing i was just thinking about
00:38:12.920
so think about god dude this is so fucked up what they've been doing like when you wrap your mind
00:38:25.880
around it it's so evil like they put people in lifetime financial debt to go to to go to a school
00:38:38.520
that teaches you how to think the way they want you to think
00:38:44.760
and they bind you with that debt so that you can't go build your dreams and you can't
00:38:51.160
go live your life you have to work like dude this is insane what they're actually doing and what
00:38:57.720
they've been doing like this is way when you really stop think about the average family dude like i went
00:39:03.640
to a private high school they had a scholarship program okay the
00:39:11.640
the number of families at that high school that are on a financial aid program it's like
00:39:25.000
you wouldn't need that financial aid if these people weren't being taxed to death and and
00:39:29.160
the everything being corrupt like dude it's just when you really think about how it all fits together
00:39:36.280
and it really sinks in it is some very fucking evil control population control
00:39:44.520
bullshit yeah well and then and then to see the people try to fucking defend it
00:39:48.520
not not only dude that's sickening bro and most of them are not idiots they're defending it because
00:39:54.360
they know no they all know the game yeah bro they go to washington they somebody puts their arm around
00:40:01.080
them and says hey this is how we do it up here start a foundation i'll get you funded through the usa id
00:40:07.960
then you pay all your your family through the foundation buy houses you can buy properties as
00:40:13.000
long as you have a meeting there once a year it's it's a court you see this is what they do bro
00:40:18.120
all the while all of us we're out here just killing ourselves to even make it
00:40:22.440
it it's unbelievable like it's to me it's the biggest story in the history of my lifetime
00:40:32.760
and this country bro this makes bernie madoff look like fucking dog shit no no no and then
00:40:40.120
i don't know it's just that's child's play bro bro i even i haven't even had the full
00:40:47.320
like wait till we find out the rest of what's going on right the other 99 yeah
00:40:52.440
yeah then then they print trillions of dollars to reduce the value of the money you do accumulate
00:41:01.480
so that even if you are smart enough to work around the system you're not going to get
00:41:06.600
shit at the end anyway and then they hit you on the end with a 50 to 60 percent death tax depending
00:41:14.520
on where you live which means all the money that you are able to accumulate even though you've been
00:41:18.920
taxed the entire time they're going to take more than half of that when you die unless you go out
00:41:24.200
and create estates and trusts and do all this which most people ain't privy to bro most people don't
00:41:29.560
even they intentionally don't let people know that
00:41:35.400
it's crazy man guys got a little bit more on that coming uh let's go down to the comments what
00:41:40.520
you guys think with that being said let's go cruise some of these comments we got some uh we got
00:41:44.440
some heat for you oh do we yeah this first comment comes from bdubs 52 he says um
00:41:51.800
crime rate of zero while having a felon president you support talk about being a hypocritical tool
00:41:58.760
yeah well it's better than being a 20 iq person that doesn't understand what's actually going on
00:42:07.400
i mean look dude like think of how stupid you have to be like legitimately how
00:42:16.200
fucking stupid you have to be to make a comment like that bro it's pretty this dude's out here
00:42:24.040
basically showing you how these other people have stolen half of your money your whole life
00:42:29.960
and then you think those people are in a place to prosecute anybody of anything right
00:42:38.120
or more and more importantly now now why were they trying to prosecute him their b-dubs right
00:42:43.080
why don't you tell me why they were trying to go it couldn't be because he's going to uncover all
00:42:47.720
the money they've been stealing from you and then what's that say about you that you support the
00:42:51.400
people that are stealing money from you holy shit bro we got a long way to go
00:42:55.720
yeah no shit guys this next comment comes from uh like imagine your ego being so tied into a team
00:43:04.360
yeah like this is the same motherfucker that wears his team's jersey dallas cowboys and lives
00:43:09.080
in yeah right he must be used to losing he's he's fucking this motherfucker by the way i like
00:43:15.800
the cowboys that was my team growing up but i mean it is what it is but like dude
00:43:19.880
you ain't wearing a dallas cowboy shirt yeah but the point is is like you're you're so ingrained
00:43:30.520
in the propaganda in the in the and those people call people that are like thinking outside and be
00:43:36.440
like you're brainwashed no dude it's you it's you buddy holy shit and by the way if you think it's me
00:43:44.920
that's a dumb fuck let's compare our lives let's compare your life to my life and then we'll talk
00:43:50.600
about and we'll do a vote who do we think is the dumb fuck b-dubs
00:43:57.160
or af yeah right who's the dumb motherfucker a-dubs yeah yeah right right right get the
00:44:01.800
fuck out of here dude tool yeah talk about being a hypocritical tool i don't support any president i
00:44:10.120
support the fucking people bitch guys our next comment this comes from uh at big iron big mac
00:44:17.560
big iron big mac he says uh andy dj i'm in portugal right now and we were riding on the transit bus in
00:44:24.680
lisbon and my wife saw a guy with your buffalo merch she pointed it out to me and said hey isn't
00:44:29.560
that what andy wears on a show i was like yeah watch this and i leaned over and said don't be a hoe
00:44:35.480
my wife looked mortified when i said that and he responded share the show and stood up and gave
00:44:40.680
me a high five ha ha the message is worldwide keep spreading it fellas cheers that's right baby
00:44:46.680
we're international fucking portugal we're everywhere you don't even know where we are
00:44:50.520
because we're so everywhere i don't know where portugal where it's portugal i don't know like
00:44:54.680
geoggi geographic where they make axes oh gotcha yeah that's number one export
00:45:00.520
it's over there next to spain bro oh yeah yeah portugal yeah of course bro it's beautiful too
00:45:07.400
is it and it's cheap oh and the people are nice i like beautiful and cheap yeah 20 bucks 20 bucks 20
00:45:13.560
bucks so i'm saying yeah fucking go over there balling i love it big big iron big mac yeah thanks
00:45:20.040
brother yeah that's what's up yeah international baby hey it is what it is international terrorists now
00:45:25.800
people people i'm no longer domestic terrorists that's a new level we are we are fucking interpol
00:45:33.480
baby that's what i'm talking about baby yeah congratulations that's right we're climbing
00:45:37.240
up the ladder i love it i love it uh we got one more comment for you uh this last comment comes from uh
00:45:43.880
j davenport underscore photo uh he says um quote bro listening to your podcast is why i changed my life
00:45:53.080
around and have lost just shy of 160 pounds at this point and started full-time in my own business 18
00:45:59.160
months ago couldn't have gotten my mindset aligned with my health and life priorities without the help
00:46:03.800
bro bro you did it you did it dude like you guys come at me all the time and you tell me i helped you
00:46:09.400
or i did this no dude i just told you what you what you can do and you went out and did it and i designed
00:46:16.040
a little framework for you and that's it you know i'm proud of you guys you guys go out there and kick
00:46:20.040
ass that's what this country needs this country needs people to step up their level of what they're
00:46:27.080
actually producing and how they're living and the standard that they share and communicate and embody
00:46:32.680
every single day and and we're seeing that more and more and more from guys like you who are saying
00:46:38.600
you know what i gotta do better and if we all think that and we all get better everything will get
00:46:43.560
better dude yeah 100 man i appreciate every single one of you who has the courage to go out
00:46:51.720
and do that work for real i don't care if it's 20 pounds or 200 pounds or whatever it is man like
00:46:57.960
the shit's hard it takes a real commitment and it takes being a real adult and a patriot honestly to do
00:47:03.800
it in my opinion no i think it's a very i think the most patriotic thing you can do is become the best
00:47:08.680
version of yourself in this country because it resonates throughout culture so i appreciate you
00:47:14.360
uh jay davenport you're the man yeah guys we appreciate all of you man we appreciate all you
00:47:20.280
guys for being real ass fans guys uh by the way if you're wanting to get that going i just agreed to
00:47:27.160
start 75 hard with a buddy of mine um down in florida today is day one so when you come out and hear this
00:47:33.960
tomorrow just start you'll be on day two so let's go you can get the full thing the full program for
00:47:39.080
free at episode 208 on the audio feed only uh or you can buy the book andy for seller.com called the
00:47:45.240
book on mental toughness but you don't have to buy the book it's for free at episode 208 on audio so
00:47:50.200
jump in let's go fucking make shit better 100 guys let's keep this cruise moving we got a headline number
00:47:57.080
two um again i alluded this alluded to this earlier i like i like the shit talking from trump yeah it's
00:48:04.920
hard to just not it's hard to not like like i really don't get it um and we're going to start
00:48:10.840
headline off uh headline number two off with this watch uh president trump demolishes far left reporter
00:48:17.560
with a savage response when asked a silly question during air force one press gaggle um and i don't know
00:48:25.000
why they keep lining this shit up for him too bro like it's like they're asking for it you know
00:48:29.400
because they just say dumb shit they ask dumb shit and then like he just calls it out for what it is
00:48:33.480
let's check this clip out vice president suggested that if the Supreme Court rules in a way that you
00:48:39.400
don't like they can just be forced by themselves do you agree with that i don't know even what you're
00:48:45.000
talking about neither do you who are you with who i thought they i thought they died are they still
00:48:54.680
around i haven't read them in years i thought they died all right well
00:49:03.320
it's fucking great man it's great i don't know i just wanted to start it off with that but um
00:49:08.200
he's a dog man i love it well i'm i'm kind of surprised they're still around too i mean
00:49:12.600
it's true i mean didn't they're funny just get cut
00:49:19.240
i don't know if that's true or not yeah i don't know yeah i mean he's
00:49:23.720
better take some of those snacks on their force one while you can't
00:49:27.000
i wonder what kind of snack do they got you think they got good snacks in oh no he had a little
00:49:29.800
basket next to him yeah he got a little basket right there i want to know uh schmidt was on that
00:49:33.480
flight eric schmidt was on that flight i want to ask him about the snacks i bet it's pretty
00:49:36.680
fucking good i mean i can't really see that far let me see i think they got some of that licorice we
00:49:41.640
like they do it's right there bro wallabies wallabies that shit is good some good licorice
00:49:46.440
it's not a plug not i had no and it's genuinely great i'd show my butthole from you know wallabies
00:49:51.480
that stuff's awesome which one you like the best the black the grape you gave me the other night i
00:49:56.360
know you liked it great yeah i mean listen i'm a i knew you were gonna like it when i gave it to you
00:50:01.000
why'd you know that i just had a feeling intuition yeah i like the red i don't know what flavor that
00:50:07.160
is but the red one i don't know if it's strawberry or cherry huh it's good yeah man those are good
00:50:13.400
it's solid yeah i like them oh i mean he can't be that bad if he knows what good licorice is that's
00:50:19.800
true that's true um wallabies we're about to open up some sponsorships yeah bro hey bring them
00:50:26.840
say i got a whole team i don't even need money just give me the fucking licorice
00:50:29.160
just give me the fucking licorice i wouldn't walk into any lit gas station and just take one off the
00:50:35.640
fucking shelf girl that's the deal it's premium it's good licorice yeah it's not like peasant
00:50:40.360
licorice no it's not the packaging is great everything's great it's a great product and
00:50:44.760
it's premium i don't know i'm gonna find out the people that own it are like
00:50:52.760
oh shit all right whatever man let us verify that before i don't care they make good
00:50:57.080
shit this is a free market i don't care what your beliefs are i'm gonna eat your good product
00:51:02.280
i'm gonna drink your beer even if you do some something bad sometime one time but uh but yeah
00:51:07.480
let's let's talk about some of the things that donald trump has been doing um other than getting in the
00:51:11.160
applause at the super bowl um to see that uh he announced uh that he instructed the treasury
00:51:17.720
department to stop producing the penny i did see that interesting um but i mean yeah like and that's
00:51:23.880
the thing man like when you look at hear this stuff you see this stuff face value it's like
00:51:27.000
you know but again like i mean they didn't say it was costing two or three pennies to produce a
00:51:31.400
penny bro the penny cost over three cents to make and it cost us taxpayers over 179 million dollars
00:51:41.480
that was just in 2023 well yeah i mean that's a smart cut why would you it's actually
00:51:49.800
it's actually a great example of how they run everything right well that was a video of a
00:51:55.000
congressman he held up a bag of of bushings that go on airplanes military aircraft and he said it
00:52:01.720
was a bag i mean it wasn't like a fucking crate like a bag of wallabies licorice was about the size
00:52:05.400
of the bag and he's like do you know how much this bag costs he was asking one of the dod reps
00:52:10.360
they're like no 90 000 okay so that's another way that this happens okay you ever talk to someone who who's
00:52:20.360
like bro business is so great we just work with the government oh yeah right the reason they say it
00:52:27.000
is because it doesn't matter what they bill the government the government just pays it
00:52:32.280
right so there's fleecing that goes on from the actual reps who are pocketing money and buying houses
00:52:39.480
and and then it's happening again on the companies who learned that when they do business with the
00:52:45.000
government they can charge anything they want right because no one knows or cares well it's their
00:52:49.320
buddies too that make sure that they get those bids and there's an there's an initiative and a
00:52:54.760
mentality that we must spend all of our budget so that we can get more budget exactly and you understand
00:52:59.560
why they do that now because that means more money to them right it's used to lose it yes 100 man um
00:53:05.800
you know and uh you know president donald trump on his way down to the super bowl actually uh you know
00:53:09.800
had a couple of statements and things to say but he predicted um he also did this interview with
00:53:14.520
brett bear also um i think a little bit of that was shown during the super bowl um but he predicts
00:53:19.640
that elon musk will find hundreds of billions in waste in the next dodge directives uh doge directives
00:53:27.880
um and he kind of laid this out like i said in an interview uh with brett bear um and i was just
00:53:34.520
talking about elon musk and the work that he's been doing trump said quote he's not gaining anything
00:53:38.840
in fact i wonder how he can devote the time to it um trump continues saying quote i'm going to tell
00:53:45.160
him very soon to go check the department of education he's going to find the same thing
00:53:49.240
then i'm going to go into the military let's check the military we're going to find billions hundreds
00:53:53.960
of billions of dollars of fraud and abuse and the people elected me on that check this clip
00:53:59.240
i don't know if it's kickbacks or what's going on but the people look i ran on this and the people
00:54:04.440
want me to find it and i've had a great help with elon musk who's been terrific bottom line you say
00:54:10.840
you trust him trust elon oh he's not gaining anything in fact i wonder how he can devote the
00:54:16.600
time to it he's so into it but i told him do that then i'm going to tell him very soon like maybe in
00:54:23.320
24 hours to go check the department of education he's going to find the same thing then i'm going to go
00:54:29.000
go to the military let's check the military we're going to find billions hundreds of billions
00:54:33.880
of dollars of fraud and abuse and you know the people elected me on that yeah and you know no
00:54:41.640
short not not not just after that uh elon musk says fema sent almost 60 million dollars just last week
00:54:49.080
to luxury new york city hotels to house illegal immigrants yeah which was against the directive
00:54:54.120
that he put out so they did it on their own outside of his own presidential order to pause
00:55:00.280
any sort of actions for illegals so those people should go to jail yeah elon tweeted this out he
00:55:06.200
says uh the doge team just discovered that fema sent 59 million dollars last week to luxury hotels
00:55:12.520
in new york city to house illegal migrants sending this money violated the law and is in gross
00:55:17.800
insubordination to the president's executive order that money is meant for american disaster relief and
00:55:23.240
instead is being spent on high-end hotels for illegals a clawback demand will be made today
00:55:29.240
to recoup those funds they're calling it out man and i'd like to see it have you seen i know you're
00:55:35.720
not on twitter much did you see what he put in his bio elon musk has a new bio on twitter uh white house
00:55:43.240
tech support i just thought that was great uh but man he's been calling it out and it's like it's
00:55:50.920
funny man because like you know we've been talking about this shit for so long calling out the lies
00:55:55.960
you know for so long and this is a clip that just got retweeted by elon musk also that we actually had
00:56:01.640
here on the show i believe we were one of the first people to break this but calling out these lies
00:56:05.960
when kgb was in office or as the press secretary and how she would just get up there and blatantly lie we
00:56:11.160
we called it out after doing our own research on the show exposed the story of how they was funding
00:56:15.720
all of this shit when it comes to these illegal migrants and how fema was using our tax dollars to
00:56:20.360
fund that and this was the response we got from kgb check the clip out so disaster relief this is a
00:56:26.920
falsehood disaster relief funds used on immigrants illegally in the u.s the fact is no money is being
00:56:34.600
diverted from response needs that's the fact oh that's the fact that's the fact yeah
00:56:41.160
um but but in fact um that was a massive lie we all knew that funds have been diverted they
00:56:47.320
continue to get diverted even after president donald trump you know blatantly explicitly says
00:56:52.600
don't do it they're still doing it um oh and here's the other thing that he found out right
00:56:57.320
here the bottom line on this he says there also appears dude there's so much i keep forgetting to
00:57:02.280
even bring it up this also appears to be significant funds siphoned from social security to pay for
00:57:07.640
illegals so social security that they ask you to pay into your whole entire life that they tell
00:57:12.920
you is going to run out is not actually going to run out it's just because they stole it all right
00:57:17.640
to push their initiatives and put in their own pockets okay so when you start god dude i don't
00:57:23.400
know how like i don't it's a lot here i know but like i don't know
00:57:28.120
how someone could like the key to this the key to this whole thing is to for people to understand
00:57:37.560
what's actually going on this is the biggest story in the history of this country and maybe
00:57:42.680
the history of humanity of modern man because what we've dealt with with the creation of television radio
00:57:50.520
and print and then taxes which by the way all came around at the same time i mean print was
00:57:58.840
available way before that but now mass media this fucking propaganda machine that was created and
00:58:06.440
utilized and paid for for decades so how do you know what's true and what's not true how do you know
00:58:13.320
that the textbooks that you read in high school or in grade school or in college weren't funded with your
00:58:19.560
own tax dollars to send you a message that was not historically accurate there's so much here
00:58:26.360
there's according to what elon said outside of this tweet that there were i think he said millions of
00:58:33.320
identical social security numbers that have been funded outside of ones that were held by american citizens
00:58:42.120
dude this is way bigger than people understand and my only hope is that people will take the time
00:58:49.560
to actually understand it this is not a little deal none of us should ever pay tax ever again of any sort
00:58:56.920
at all at least for the next 50 years okay and we should be paid back of what we've paid for the
00:59:04.440
last 25 years the actual adults who have been paying tax should be compensated back and that should come
00:59:12.600
from subsidization of our natural resources and a bunch of other things that other countries do
00:59:19.480
to subsidize their economy plenty of options bro whether it be oil natural resources really that you
00:59:24.520
charge p you could charge people to protect them with your milk like there's all kinds of things that
00:59:30.520
could be going on that aren't and uh we're not even you know producing our own oil and what like that
00:59:36.920
that that's something that i don't understand first of all the amount of damage that happens
00:59:43.560
with green energy is is irreparable mining operations that strip the earth of resources
00:59:50.680
that do not go back into the earth not renewable oil is constantly being produced by the earth it's a
00:59:57.240
byproduct of decomposition over time it's always being produced and they told us when we were growing up what
01:00:12.120
if we're transitioning into green energy and oil is becoming obsolete then what difference does it
01:00:19.400
make we make money on it now or not you see what i'm saying right like this this is all
01:00:24.360
bullshit it's all bullshit we had uh curtis on who was talking about the green how the green deal was
01:00:31.960
such a communist scam and everybody was like nah that's not true it's you know it's good for the
01:00:35.880
environment what what uh do the plants need to make oxygen they need carbon dioxide they're trying
01:00:42.120
to ban so so why are they why are they stripping why are they cutting down all of these forests and
01:00:47.320
why is the government doing that right like dude we who founded ecology bro listen bro we are in a
01:00:53.000
position of complete and total oppression that's what we are it's it's not even a little bit of
01:00:59.960
freedom we used to think oh well you know there's some freedom but when you consider
01:01:07.560
that we are told to go to work work till we're 65 which you know now people got to work their whole
01:01:13.000
lives a single income earner can't even afford a house anymore okay you can't afford a family
01:01:19.800
anymore you like you got all these young these young this is why i dedicate so much time to you
01:01:23.560
guys getting rich because you got to be right now okay but you have all these things that have changed
01:01:29.960
where they've printed enough money to devalue the dollar housing is going up it's not coming down
01:01:35.560
they tax people harder more i mean dude and then they propagate this it's total control it's it
01:01:42.760
is the matrix it's the fucking matrix legitimately just in a different way than what they show you
01:01:47.960
in the movie yeah bro and then get the the part that really irritates me too bro is then they try to
01:01:53.400
they try to convince us to idolize these fucks yeah and well dude any any person any human being that
01:02:00.760
has that is a progressive leftist those people have just absorbed the propaganda more than everybody
01:02:07.640
else yeah yeah they felt like what about these motherfuckers that had gender transitions and they're
01:02:12.440
going to find out that gender ideology is is actually like an evil concept that's been tried
01:02:20.440
before for the reason of communist control and takeover and depopulation like dude and then they've
01:02:27.240
already gone and done it and like you know the parents encouraged like dude
01:02:33.000
they almost got us dude and they did get some people they got a lot of people yeah it's it's a lot of
01:02:37.800
people i mean even just like just idolizing try to make mortars out of these people who are you know
01:02:42.920
keeping the foot on the threat like on the on our necks man like did you see that they were supposed
01:02:46.680
to be building fauci a fucking museum legit this is another thing elon just covered da uh doge cancels
01:02:53.800
funding for fauci museum exhibit along with an additional 180 million dollars in contracts that were
01:02:59.800
also canceled from the health and human human services yeah there was supposed to be a contract for
01:03:04.200
an anthony fauci museum exhibit um in the amount of 170 000 they should build it they should build
01:03:11.080
it okay except the exhibit should be photographs of everything he did and then at the end shown him
01:03:18.600
tied up and quartered to do four different horses and show a video of him being executed
01:03:25.560
by court being quartered and then at the end it says don't do that
01:03:28.680
shit that should be the museum now with all of this going no i'm being serious i know you are
01:03:36.040
yeah i know you are dude you cannot get people to not do evil shit unless the punishment for evil
01:03:41.160
shit is so bad that it's terrifying yeah like they're not having a problem in fucking uh el
01:03:47.320
salvador with the fucking gangs now you know you go in the gangs and all these dudes got their faces
01:03:52.920
tatted and they're wearing all and they say do you still think you're tough because you were a gangster
01:03:56.920
and they're fucking crying okay these motherfuckers ain't they ain't badass bro they just not have
01:04:02.600
they haven't faced any repercussions that's all it is man you get you get a tough a quote unquote
01:04:07.160
tough motherfucker or somebody's above the law or someone like anthony fauci who's a little weasel
01:04:12.680
that thinks he can we and you make an example out of it it stops everybody from doing that shit
01:04:18.040
yeah now now here's here's something i want to get your take on too right because we we've seen this
01:04:23.400
play be ran uh in 2016 right like trump could have like done a lot more in my opinion had he not
01:04:30.040
had to jump through all the hurdles that they made that man go through yeah they're starting to do it
01:04:34.120
now again um and this time they're using judges to do it did you see this uh this headline reads obama
01:04:41.400
judge temporarily blocks musk uh doge access to important treasury department payment system
01:04:47.560
orders immediate destruction of all data obtained since trump's inauguration musk responds to ruling
01:04:54.440
with fire um so cnn reported this past saturday that a federal judge halted elon musk's government
01:05:01.080
efficiency team from assessing a critical treasury department um u.s district judge paul a engelmayer
01:05:08.920
who barack obama appointed cited a risk of quote irreparable harm that's the point
01:05:14.840
the point is to burn all this shit down and put it back the way it was it's irreparable harm to you
01:05:22.040
because you've been benefiting from it the rest of us it's called the way it's supposed to be
01:05:29.160
the order temporarily stops access a sensitive payment system that distributes americans tax returns social
01:05:34.440
security benefits disability payments and federal employees salaries moreover engelmayer ordered the
01:05:42.120
destruction of any downloaded information from the payment system by anyone given access to it since
01:05:48.280
january 20th the date trump was inaugurated inaugurated now engelmayer claimed in his ruling that quote
01:05:55.320
the risk that the new policy presents of the disclosure of sensitive and confidential information and the
01:06:01.320
heightened risk that the system in question will be more vulnerable than before to hacking that's what
01:06:08.360
they're worried about that's that's what they're not that's not what they're worried about that's not
01:06:13.400
what they're worried about um now it's important to know this this is they're not only are these
01:06:19.320
people exposing themselves for who was on the take but they're also exposing themselves for how
01:06:24.040
fucking stupid they actually think everybody else is right right you know it's funny watching those
01:06:28.680
people protest like elizabeth warren and uh maxine maxine waters yeah and schumer and they're out there
01:06:34.120
protesting and saying well fine yeah and and and everybody's like well all that's been done is
01:06:43.400
we've been figuring out who's stealing money so why would you fight for that and even the dumbest person
01:06:50.360
is like why would you fight for that it's you you know what i'm saying like you don't have to be very
01:06:57.880
smart no i mean you know what i mean no no it's crazy but i mean to your point they're exposing themselves
01:07:03.560
right and so you know this ruling god i can't wait for what's about to happen it's about to be
01:07:08.120
biblical bro i know it's gonna be fucking huge but but you know it wasn't like this judge just
01:07:14.040
acted on his own right like i mean who who put this shit together and when you peel it back the ruling
01:07:18.520
was in response to a lawsuit that was filed by trump hating new york attorney general letitia james
01:07:24.840
18 democrat state attorney generals how'd that work out for you infuriated over trump's efforts to
01:07:31.480
downsize the government um why we have to but hold on hold on let me let me point something out to
01:07:39.320
you yeah okay if you run a company all right and you're a true contributor to that company and you're
01:07:45.480
like all right the company's not making money so some people gotta go and you're in that company and
01:07:53.720
you're someone who does good things for that company you know what they're gonna say yeah bro we
01:07:58.440
need to get rid of some people you know why they're gonna say that because they're gonna say
01:08:01.560
if we can do the job with less amount of people and we can make more money i'm gonna make more money
01:08:06.600
right but see that's not what these people do these people don't do anything they just steal and they
01:08:12.280
take and they're leeches on society and now they're being exposed and they they want to make it so you
01:08:18.120
don't notice that they're being exposed except it's too late because they let their fucking fear expose
01:08:24.440
them now you have schumer today making up some bullshit democrat fraud group who's going to
01:08:33.320
look for fraud as a democrat it's like bro what are you guys going to do wheel in a bunch of mirrors
01:08:38.120
you know what i'm saying like like you know like dude like but but you know how like that's crazy
01:08:44.360
you know how like when there's like something going on and they're like there's multiple people involved
01:08:48.520
and then like people figure out oh shit these guys are going to win and then there's like some
01:08:53.000
some of the people try to get on that team you know like the rats jump the fucking sinking
01:08:56.840
shit like that's what he's doing now because he realizes him chanting and arguing and getting
01:09:02.360
in people's faces is over it's over don't work bro these people are circling themselves and gathering
01:09:08.440
themselves together because they're undisciplined and they're they're fearful and they're stupid and
01:09:13.640
they think we're stupid oh bro the swamp has been drained and now no it's not been drained yet well i
01:09:18.200
think they're stuck in the fucking mud you know what i'm saying yes yeah they can't get out yeah
01:09:23.320
you're in it now yeah you can't get out yeah um and to that water should i mean like you should just
01:09:28.360
shut up go eat your granny cookies or whatever the fuck you do or steal them and hope hope that this
01:09:35.000
that you die before this happens you know i'm saying but yeah i mean so in response to this trump
01:09:40.440
stripped uh the security clearance yeah security clearance that's right latisha james alvin bragg
01:09:46.040
lose their security clearance our homie up in new york okay but not big homie little homie okay
01:09:52.920
all right when all this shit happened he messaged me by the way i like him yeah he's cool stefan's
01:09:58.040
cool yeah he's cool fucking step he he's like he's like bro alvin bragg's badass i'm like look dude
01:10:04.280
just wait i said just wait this is like two three years ago when this all started coming out
01:10:09.480
just wait just i'm gonna message him after the show and be like
01:10:12.440
what now yeah right because he was talking about bragging and he's like bragg's badass i'm
01:10:18.120
like yeah because he's got no checks you know like when nobody watches what you do and you get
01:10:22.840
to do anything you want because you're a certain race in a certain position no one says anything
01:10:27.240
otherwise you're racist you do whatever the fuck you want that's ending too which is wonderful it's
01:10:31.720
great um and then you know in response to this uh the trump administration just filed emergency
01:10:36.920
motion to vacate the treasury's restraining order assert that no court can sever presidential
01:10:42.920
supervision that's mandated by our constitution yeah no it's executive branch and judicial branch
01:10:48.120
it's two different things separation of powers you can't fucking control it but they don't know that
01:10:52.280
no that judge don't even know that no and at the end of the day the other thing too that these
01:10:57.160
people fail to remember is that this is what the vast majority of americans want i know people keep
01:11:04.200
saying like that guy in the comments okay believe we didn't vote for no this is exactly what we voted
01:11:11.240
for exactly what not only not only did we vote for this and i said this on record a hundred times
01:11:17.960
most of us want him to go way harder because we're tired of your shit okay most people want to see
01:11:23.480
these people who have been stealing strung up and impaled like vlad the impaler you know what vlad
01:11:29.320
the impaler did bro he had he impaled his own corrupt people in front of his castle okay all the
01:11:37.720
criminals all the bad people in his community he fucking impaled them and then when the other army
01:11:42.600
showed up to fight him they saw that he impaled these people on these poles and they turned around
01:11:46.760
and went home and they thought well if he's going to do that to his own people what the
01:11:50.600
fuck is he going to do to us and that's the level of fucking scared these people should be
01:11:54.840
to ever fuck with the people in this country ever again yeah it's just funny to see people squirm
01:12:00.200
seeing the reality that like we're all in line i want to see executions dude yeah i'm just gonna i
01:12:05.320
know people get upset when i say that i don't care that's what we need do you want your money stolen
01:12:10.520
from you or do you not do you want your to be oppressed or do you not do you want to live under
01:12:16.120
people who think you're a cockroach or do you want to fucking not live that way and be treated as a
01:12:20.840
human and have opportunity to actually thrive in this country like you were promised and what
01:12:25.800
this country was founded upon you have a choice but the choice for us to get the good shit is going
01:12:32.600
to require us removing the bad shit permanently and making examples so that your kids and your
01:12:38.280
grandkids don't do the same shit we've got to do true man guys jumping on this conversation let us
01:12:43.880
know what you guys think down in the car elon and trump to hire your boy to help solve this problem i
01:12:50.600
will fucking do it for free i will come there i'll sleep in the white house right there next to
01:12:55.240
fucking elon it'd be no different than when we started this company i we could share a mattress
01:12:59.640
brother i don't give a shit bring me in i'm passionate about this i want to
01:13:04.280
fucking impale motherfuckers not not in a gay way either
01:13:12.200
no i don't think anybody was taking it there i mean it was a disclaimer
01:13:27.480
i'm just saying dude fuck these motherfuckers i'm gonna peel them so good yeah
01:13:40.200
it's all right i don't care it's fine i just want to clear up any confusion there's been a lot
01:13:52.520
fucking demand for this yeah like what are we talking about here these people
01:13:57.720
ruin your lives and not only ruin your lives they lie to your face and steal your money and don't give
01:14:03.000
two shits if you can't afford to fucking live while they're buying
01:14:06.600
fucking jets and planes and boats and getting libraries and ship
01:14:12.280
fuck man yeah man bro we should take this ship back and we have an opportunity to here if trump
01:14:18.520
is who he says he is i just hope he is man we shall see we shall see guys uh let's get to our
01:14:24.760
third and final headline we're headline number three um this one's a little interesting topic on the the
01:14:30.280
the uh deportation that's been happening um or lack thereof i should say uh headline number three
01:14:36.520
reads uh leak document says large-scale immigration enforcement action coming soon to la
01:14:43.720
do you see this this shit's getting leaked yeah of course it is of course it is listen a lot of
01:14:49.240
these people have been operating sans accountability for decades we're going to see more and more and
01:14:55.720
more of this stuff until it's dealt with you see what i'm saying yeah dude it's it's it's wild we
01:15:05.240
got to see what's going to come out of this um but yeah federal law enforcement agents are planning
01:15:09.960
to carry out a quote unquote large-scale immigration enforcement action in the los angeles area before
01:15:15.960
the end of february according to an internal government document reviewed by the times the
01:15:21.000
operation which would be spearheaded by u.s immigration and customs enforcement will focus
01:15:25.720
on people who do not have legal status in the country or who already have pending orders of
01:15:31.320
removal according to the document which was circulated among some federal law enforcement
01:15:35.960
officials this week although immigration operations have been ramped up across the country since president
01:15:41.400
trump took office no sweeping actions have taken place in la the city trump repeatedly criticized
01:15:46.600
during his presidential campaigns ice did not respond uh to a request for comment um now
01:15:52.920
dhs secretary christy noem she blasts the fbi so she immediately comes out and says
01:16:01.160
the fbi did it um she tweeted this out actually she says uh the fbi is so corrupt we will work with
01:16:08.680
any and every agency to stop leaks and prosecute these crooked deep state agents to the fullest extent of
01:16:16.120
the law now it's weird okay because she's automatically accusing fbi of doing it all
01:16:24.280
right um ice sources they told fox news they do not know where no one got the information or what she
01:16:31.560
is basing it off of um they said they reached out to the dhs for comment they didn't immediately hear
01:16:36.840
back the fbi had no comment on the matter so i don't know i mean did it come from fbi did it come
01:16:42.040
from ice where they're taking turns and who fucking leaks it i don't know but here's the truth
01:16:46.200
here's a fact it's coming from somebody i think she is making an assumption based upon
01:16:53.480
the history of what's been happening for the last 20 years okay there's no secret that there is
01:17:02.440
a large percentage of the fbi that has been conditioned to follow orders
01:17:12.440
instead of serving the the position that they're supposed to hold and and the people of this
01:17:17.480
country okay what you know i i think she's making an assumption i mean i think there's really good fbi
01:17:24.040
agents i think there's really fucking compromised ones too yeah i mean who knows i think they might
01:17:29.640
take turns you know like ice the vice guy probably called the fbi guy damn did you we were supposed to
01:17:34.680
be leaking that did you i don't know there's corruption everywhere i know this we don't need them and we
01:17:40.120
don't need we don't need much of this shit like but like bro i'll do it for 500 bucks a person
01:17:47.080
i mean if you let's subsidize that shit that's what i'm saying we wouldn't with that yeah sign a
01:17:52.040
little waiver if you get killed you can't sue can't sue i'd fine with that yeah you know i bro listen i
01:17:57.720
know where exactly where to go to where they go home depot in the pickup truck no no what
01:18:04.520
huh those listen we got to focus on the the criminals we got to focus on that was just that
01:18:11.080
was an easy pickup though no you know i you know got it building a house down the street guys
01:18:35.880
at the condition of where we are with everything and to think that we've paid and like when i think
01:18:42.360
back like for me what i think about is like dude i've been doing this 26 years man like every
01:18:47.720
fucking day i've killed myself to become to build these things these companies that employ all these
01:19:03.720
was time has been taken because of the intentionality to make it as difficult as possible
01:19:11.320
on me when i've done what i'm supposed to do as a citizen i've built things that benefit other
01:19:18.680
people they also benefit me and they also benefit my family but they provide careers and jobs and incomes
01:19:24.760
and they take care of the community and i've spent my whole life doing that and to think that these people
01:19:32.520
have taken half of my money the entire time and what not just personally but from my company
01:19:38.040
too people don't understand that you pay taxes with your company and an individual as the owner
01:19:45.560
and stole it and spent it and like dude i don't look at that like that's a little deal
01:19:50.360
like this is my whole life bro you know what i'm saying i just and all these little concessions
01:19:56.280
that you've had to make for your family you know oh we couldn't order that or we couldn't eat that
01:20:00.440
kind of food or they couldn't play this sport or they couldn't do this dance class or can't do this
01:20:05.560
vacation couldn't go on this vacation so that these motherfuckers could steal it like bro this this is
01:20:11.240
not left right black white gay straight this is none of that shit bro this is them and us i don't
01:20:16.360
have any fucking empathy or sympathy because i think back of the pain and the fucking work and the mental
01:20:22.680
anguish that i've had to go through to do what i've done so far and when i think about how much easier
01:20:28.360
it would have been without that it bro it burns my fucking ass yeah you think about the guy at the
01:20:36.200
fucking gas station topping off at eight bucks that's what exactly the guy we were talking about
01:20:40.760
the guy at the gas station topping off at eight dollars because he dude this guy's out there
01:20:45.800
working with his hands he's in the cold he's in the hot his family's probably home his wife's probably
01:20:51.320
pissed at him because of how like it's total destruction of the quality of our life dude
01:20:56.920
for no for no other reason than these people are just greedy and they think they're better than you
01:21:04.360
and i and bro that that is the reason for a revolution that these people trump has to hold
01:21:12.360
these people legitimately accountable or there should be a revolution where the people do yeah yeah guys
01:21:19.400
jumping on this conversation man let us know what you guys think down in the comments uh with that
01:21:24.120
being said let's do our final segment we got thumbs up or dumb as fuck as we bring a headline in we
01:21:28.280
talk about it to get one of those two options uh so with that being said our thumbs up with
01:21:32.600
dumb as fuck headline reads he's got spunk here's what happens when astronauts ejaculate in space
01:21:51.320
that's real yeah how much that cost us how much that nut cost bro
01:21:58.040
it wasn't it wasn't 50 bucks like you know like
01:22:00.600
you guys heard of semen we got spacemen yeah dude call that space jam space jam
01:22:12.040
all right motherfucker like what is this an experiment where this dude just whipped out
01:22:15.480
his unit and did it in front of all the other people up there it's for science so they can measure
01:22:19.320
it for science i bet they did i bet they did some weird ass shit oh this information could really come
01:22:24.840
in handy let's hear it uh randy astronauts may find themselves in need of a little sexual relief
01:22:33.720
while touring the galaxy but when a rocket man can no longer keep those inner passions pinned up
01:22:39.640
the release of his bodily fluids and zero gravity makes some out of this world motion so say a set of
01:22:47.000
scientists uh quote let's talk about spunk said sexpert esme louise james per trending tick tock
01:22:56.120
quote in space added astrophysicist matthew agnew in the collaboration clip dedicated to space cadets
01:23:03.160
and ejaculation talking about getting freaky in the final frontier is a dirty job but someone's got to do
01:23:09.160
it interest in space sex has uh been peaked in months uh owing to sunita suny williams
01:23:17.000
and barry butch wilmore astronauts of the international space station uh you know they've
01:23:22.440
been stranded out there um but the two uh you know they've been stranded in the great beyond
01:23:28.040
and definitely um apparently we're supposed to be trying to get them back but um a while uh while
01:23:33.160
solar systems insiders claim that interstellar intercourse is not possible the pros uh say it
01:23:39.400
would be difficult to enjoy the dew due to a lack of stability in the high skies but should a male moon
01:23:45.960
walker find some time for a little self-pleasure james and agnew say the outcome of an outer space
01:23:51.400
orgasm are otherworldly uh quote what would happen if a man's rocket blasted off in space pondered james
01:23:58.280
in the not safe for work nasa inspired video um which has amassed over 24 000 views so far
01:24:04.760
quote when a man ejaculates in the vacuum of space how fast backwards is he propelled
01:24:10.120
oh uh asked uh and james revealed the goopy answer via the con conservation of momentum
01:24:22.280
um it's a fundamental concept of of physics uh the concept states that total momentum
01:24:28.840
bro how much money was spent on this a lot they measured how fast the dude goes backward when he comes
01:24:35.480
in space they didn't measure it they estimated it looks like oh they calculated it yeah um but the
01:24:42.200
concept states that the total momentum of two or more bodies in a system will remain the same
01:24:47.080
that means that the mass multiplied by the velocity of the ejaculated will equal the mass multiplied by
01:24:52.520
the velocity of the man um and uh and to prove that he wasn't just jerking viewers around um agnew and james
01:24:59.720
did the man juice math um they they calculated the average volume of space spunk approximately one
01:25:07.240
teaspoon huh that seems shy oh they're old oh i usually get at least like a tablespoon you measure it
01:25:16.680
i mean i'm a cook so i can eyeball i would say a teaspoon sounds on the very low side it does yeah
01:25:24.280
you need to drink some liquids bro that doesn't sound right no it doesn't sound like a lot no um
01:25:31.800
and it's density has one gram and the average speed of ejaculation is 45 kilometers per hour
01:25:37.960
i didn't know that it's pretty fast um i don't know if it's fast or not i mean if they're only putting
01:25:44.680
out a teaspoon yeah like probably i mean they're probably in the lower performance category of speed as
01:25:51.720
well i think the speed probably has to do with how strong your i wonder if it's your uh kegel thing
01:25:58.760
muscle is the cable thing muscle kegels kegel kegel oh yeah you know i wonder if you got a strong kegel
01:26:04.760
you can yeah you know i'm saying i wonder if there's like differences by race you know i'm saying like
01:26:10.360
you know historically statistically i'm faster than you right i faster how like just speed like there's
01:26:20.440
zero fucking chance you're faster i said statistically statistically i'm faster there's
01:26:25.400
zero chance and i just wonder if it like crosses over yeah you probably come with one stroke
01:26:32.440
yeah you're probably way faster you're a young man you're not old man knows how to do it yet
01:26:38.840
who knew that's how you end up with all them kids bro yeah you don't know how to control that
01:26:42.200
thing yep it's a dangerous weapon bro listen we're great for the muzzle awareness great power
01:26:48.440
comes great responsibility um but yeah uh they calculated the momentum of of of sperm in space
01:26:56.760
i said it'd be about 0.000562 meters per second so yeah um all right so let's be real the man and
01:27:06.680
the women are standing straight in space forever and ever and ever and you think they're not doing
01:27:12.040
stuff she did look like she was not getting any sleep i'm just saying he looked relaxed well
01:27:23.240
bro they're in like the photo area of nasa anyway like they're not even up there
01:27:29.480
they're just jacking off in the bottom of a pool yeah
01:27:31.640
yeah this is what we pay for yeah we pay for these fucking shows to make us think things
01:27:39.000
now they're making us they're telling us don't jizz in space yeah right
01:27:43.080
you know otherwise you just start propelling back i will jizz wherever the
01:27:59.640
i i do have a culture question for you uh-huh because like this is something i didn't know um
01:28:05.640
what is it with the socks the socks yeah we bought them like you know that like a white white person
01:28:11.640
thing are you guys what are you talking about going socks i never heard that before you've never like
01:28:17.080
the crunchy socks under the bed sounds to me like that's what you do no what are you that's so
01:28:23.400
that's not a thing let's say this motherfucker he's like what so what is it about this gay stuff
01:28:26.600
you ever heard of it no man i have i heard your people did it
01:28:36.680
i heard your people are the gay ones but tell me about it nothing wrong being gay no just
01:28:44.600
i'm not fuck man all right well guys tell me about the socks we all want to know
01:28:50.120
no it's a thing bro like you guys you the crunchy socks under the bed right like
01:28:53.800
it's like so that's not a thing they say it's it's it's a white people it's a white person who's
01:29:04.120
well so we're going to talk about what black people say about white people we're going to
01:29:07.080
talk about what white people say about black people i had a call with them this morning and
01:29:10.600
they were the black council of truth we're curious about the crunchy socks do you represent
01:29:15.080
the black council i do not represent i'm just you're just a member i'm just a messenger
01:29:19.880
sometimes you're not a client and uh the president no you're just part of them i'm just i'm sometimes
01:29:26.360
they kick me out the room i got a call yeah really dude like you're not in top secret that's what i'm
01:29:30.840
saying yeah my my security clearance so you can get in the lower level meetings of the white and the
01:29:36.600
black council exactly but you can't get into the higher i'm trying to create unity in here in the
01:29:40.520
world man i get it it sucks so you guys owning up to crunchy socks or no no okay i'm saying like
01:29:46.600
if you were in the higher levels you would understand what the truth is but i understand
01:29:49.880
why you think what you think what's that's what you're supposed to wait what's the truth
01:29:53.800
well i can't tell you because you're in the you're not vip i got you know i'm gonna call the white
01:29:59.960
council and ask them something so what is it with popeyes we should we should have a segment on the
01:30:06.200
show where you call the black council one day uh-huh and then and then we'll call the white council
01:30:10.760
ask them all right i'm down with that i'm down both of them are picked up by joe
01:30:17.400
we got joe wait you know joe too joe's you know what the fuck no uh what we got on this man i would
01:30:24.440
say we probably paid 10 million dollars for that study i'm guaranteed at least 10 that's being very
01:30:34.440
conservative yeah yeah all right i mean listen you got to go when it's nice to know man like so you
01:30:40.360
know if i decide to jack off outside the space station i don't float the fuck away
01:30:46.120
i was thinking i was it was really stressing me out this morning yeah i was like how would they get
01:30:53.320
me you know i was dude i'm glad this they did this study because i know fuck dude now i know not to do
01:30:59.400
that the more you know yeah the more you know guys andy that's all i got man all right guys don't
01:31:06.280
forget these people have been stealing all your money for your whole life and thinking telling you
01:31:10.200
to work harder and harder and harder so that they can spend it on stupid ass like
01:31:14.920
studies on how much you you're going to go across space if you bust a nut in there so just keep that
01:31:20.040
in mind when you can't pay for your kids and uh have a great day don't be a ho
01:31:33.000
bad bitch booted slow got her on bank road can't fold doesn't know headshot case